The Yak - How YOU Can Stop WASTING YOUR LIFE And Start Living 10X | The Yak 2-9-22

Episode Date: February 11, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Let the people fucking in. Come on. Storm the gates. Let the people in. Off the gate. Oh, bro. Oh, dude.

Are you serious? Did you spill already? You spilled right this time. The theme song isn't even over. Oh, they're not. Look, there's a line out the door. They're not letting the people in. They look like clowns.

And that guy just spilled on himself. Yeah. Dio's here. Dio is here. Dio. Your boy isn't with people in. We look like clowns. And that guy just spilled on himself. Dio's here. Dio is here. Your boy isn't with you today. Front row Dio. Dio gave us a goodie bag. Yep, and I'll just say it. Stocker level. It's fine.

That's okay. We love him. I'm cool with Dio until he does something real creepy. He can just go into the hotel. Who's coming? The guy who spilled looks like Sean McVay a little bit. Yeah, he does a little bit. I want to give you a compliment after you spilled all over yourself.

What's up, boys? We're back. Day three. We have two. Seriously, though, why are the people? Why can't we get them in? Why can't y'all get in? Can we get them in?

Just come on. Unvaxxed. Please. Can we get them in? Let the people in. Something about this crowd. Fuck yeah. Look at this guy and his fucking mullet.

Oh, big dogs. Get that guy up here. I want him to show his shirt. I want him to show his hair. Let's get the people in. All right, so day three. Yes. We have two guests on today.

Yeah, that's right. We have Orlando Skandrick and Marlon Humphrey. You know what I mean? Sass loves them. You know what I mean? Getting ready. Should we do a quick update, and then we've got to get to our first wet wheel, because we have two guests coming at the 5 o'clock hour,

so we probably need to get two wet wheels done before that. Well, let's do some logistics here. Are we going to have a crowd in the wet wheel? I don't know. I don't know. No, we're not. I don't think we should. I don't think we should.

Am I on? I think we already had that. You just haven't said anything yet. We should just let that go. Okay. You just haven't spoken yet. So it's just us. Well, because there's two, two, four, six. Yeah, six.

How did you just count that? I went two, four, six. Okay. Yeah, but Rowan's not on it, so he wouldn't be the four. Oh, yeah, neither is Sass. So two. Ready? Follow me.

Two, four, five. Five. And six. Stephen. Ready? Follow me. Two. Yeah, yeah. Four. Five. Five. And six. Stephen Che. And Che. And Stephen Che. Are we throwing a guest on the wheel? I feel like Pete should feel damn good to be dry today.

Pete would never. Pete's too big of a pussy. I would love to put Pete on the wheel. Pete, how much money do I have to give you out of my pocket right now to get you on the wheel? He's going to say something to piss me off. Yep. He is.

He is. A million dollars. Although sometimes he's a cheap fuck, and I know, like, he probably is like, I just need $100 so I can go to the body shop strip club. Yeah, he's been horny. So he can try to get his dicks rubbed. He would do it wrong, though. He'd tip wrong.

He just gave the $100 to somebody. He'd throw it in the air on the shade. And it's not cheating because he can't cum. That's true. So it's fine. Jay was dangerously horny in the group chat. Oh, Chase. Chase, listen, we need to have a discussion with Chase because he also, come. That's true. So it's fine. Che was dangerously horny in the group chat this morning. Oh, Che's,

listen, we need to have a discussion with Che because he also, we have a big problem with Che where he doesn't understand that, like, Hollywood has celebrities in it because they live here and also that Bruce Valanche is not a celebrity. He doesn't understand tears of celebrities at all. We had this conversation two times yesterday.

Let's have him, let's actually get Stephen up here. Stephen Che said, because we'll do the first wheel. Stephen Che said that Bruce Valanche is a top five celebrity. A-list celebrity. Bruce Valanche. From Hollywood Square. And no one knows who Bruce Valanche is. Show him on the screen,

TJ. It's insane. I have bad news. I think that Stephen Che is trolling. No way. I think that the machine has gained. The man can't troll. That was the appropriate response. The man can't troll.

Dude, I think that the machine is gaining intelligence. And I think we're being trolled by Stephen Che. KB, you're a scrupulous judge of trolling. I mean, I don't care if you don't like Chay. If he's going to come on the stage, give him something. Jesus. Are you drunk again? No.

How do you feel? I feel terrible. Stephen Chay, you're not actually serious, are you? I said he's one of the top five most recognizable people in Hollywood. That's so insane. Because he looks fucked up. Even that, though people in Hollywood. That's so insane. Because he looks fucked up. Even that, though, is insane. That's not even true.

That's not even true. Round of applause. Who knows who Bruce Valanche is? We got the Bruce Valanche table. A whole table. That's his immediate family. An entire table of Bruce Valanche stands. You got a picture of Bruce Valanche?

He looks like Joey Molinaro. Joey Molinaro. Joey Molinaro. We don't say... He's not... He doesn't work with us. Dude, bro. Also, what kind of roast joke was that? What kind of, like, 2015 roast joke was that?

Did you write that for this show? What type of Jimmy Carr shit was that? You were on your Hasselhoff shit there. No, but he's the guy you walk by and you're like, whoa, shit. That's... Yo! It came up short. Get his ass.

Wait, is that gray silly string? That's like the least silly color. That's just string. Is that paint? It's paint. It smells so strong. I think that's hard paint. Oh, that's gross.

All right, let's do a wheel, because we might as well just do it with everyone here. Let's do one wet wheel. Let's get it out of the way. So people that went in the pool are no longer? No longer. I also am like, I'm convinced I'm going to get it because I just ran a 5K. I'm fucking dead. Did you beat Mince?

Like a beast, by the way. Of course I beat Mince. Mince is a fucking donkey. I am a Clydesdale. Wait, what was your time? 34 minutes. That's awful. That's borderline walking.

That's not that bad. Fuck you, dude. I'm not going to do that. Fuck you. You were really proud of yourself. I was very proud of myself. It's not that bad. Fuck you, dude. I'm not going to do it. Fuck you. You were really proud of yourself. I was very proud of myself. I mean, you didn't stop once. I walked a little to drink water, but then every time I walked, I went faster.

Fuck yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Sass. Bring it here. That's my guy. Fucking KB. Hater ass. KB's a fucking hater.

Just a heads up for everyone in the crowd right now. KB hates your guts. He does. Hates your fucking guts. Straight up. Like, he hates your existence. Every single one of you. He hopes you all kill yourself.

Why didn't you just say that, though? Do you lack self-awareness? That guy who said, why didn't I train? I was like, what? For a five-day, I found out about four days ago. The people are so fucking lame, dude. People who are policing Nick Dritt. Did I say this yesterday?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Kind of. I for real blacked out. Yeah. People who are policing Nick Dritt. Did I say this yesterday? I don't know, just say what you thought. You only genuinely like one person on this show. I'll never guess. Who do you think it is? Oh, it's you. It's me. That's true, that's true. Is it Sass and I? We're going to wake up.

Yeah, we're going to wake you up in the middle of the night and tell you that you said the N word on stage. Why were people concerned I was going to say a slur? That's how you were presented. You have. You've done that. It would take a lot more than a booze a slur. That's how you were presented. You have. You've done that. It would take a lot more than booze to slur out of me. It would take a lot less for you to say a slur.

Like a private conversation with me in any setting. And you thought this was private, though. TJ, you have that graphic? Do you want to post that? Have we not posted it online yet? No, we're waiting for you guys to talk about it. Alright, let's do it. What's the graphic? No, we're waiting for you guys to talk about it. Alright, let's do it. Alright, so if you didn't see... What's the graphic?

Oh, God. So, Adidas today posted a bunch of women's tits, and this is our counterpoint. Whose idea was this? I don't know. Can we identify everybody's tits? Who's this, Larry Nash's idea? I don't even know where mine are.

Sass kind of fucked me because he made his nipples really big, and everyone's going to think. He looks like you. Yeah, they're going to be like, oh, man. No, I'm way too fit, bro. Look at that ab line. I think I'm covered up. Look at that line down the side.

I don't see where I'm at. This is like a game of guess who. We need to put this on a guess who board. Is he disgusting? Who's bottom left? Wildly depressing. That's not me. Oh, that's me bottom left.

That's me bottom left. Oh, no, no. Who's next to you? That's not me either. That might be Brandon. Oh, that's me bottom left. That's me bottom left. Oh, no, no. Who's next to you? That's not me either. That might be Brandon. Now, Brandon's above Big Cat. I look good. I can see.

PFT's flexing because he is. You can see that. So I can't get that away. Where's PFT? He's flexing. He's literally flexing. You can see one guy flexing. I did it by the pool so I could get a good reflection.

No, his fists are like this. He's right above me. Oh. Yeah, he's literally flexing. Yeah. I'm self-conscious of my nipples, so I just got a good reflection? No, his fists are like this. He's right above me. Oh. Yeah, he's literally flexing. Yeah. I'm self-conscious of my nipples, so I just got rid of them. Oh, I found some.

So I'm dead center. This is ridiculous. All right, you can tell him to tweet it, TJ. But wait, who is... I need to know who owns the tits. Yeah, who's got the big set? No, it's anonymity. It was a double-blind study. No one knows. Oh, who's got the big set? No, it's anonymity. It was a double blind study.

No one knows. Oh, who's got the heavies? Oh, this is a bummer. Why? Why is it a bummer? No, no, that's Brandon. That's Brandon. Is that KB next to Sass?

Yeah. Yeah, Sass fucked me because everyone's going to say that's me with those huge ass nipples. No, they're going to see my young bod. They'll know who it is. That's a young bod. Look at all your guys' bods. Hairy, old, gross. All right, text me that, TJ.

That's a revolting image. This is like a medical information. We're bleeding followers. Next time someone replies. But it's better than the Adidas one. Yeah, it is. Who's that? How?

I don't know about that. Who's the hairy one? You didn't like the women's tits? Steven got horny from it. Did he? He literally texted me and said, I didn't know I was going to be this horny this morning. It was like 8.30 in the morning. It was like 40 boobs.

Yeah, but they were kind of gross boobs. No, well, you can't say that. You can't say that in 2022. Boobs are not good boobs. No, you can't. I agree with him. You can't say that. I can agree. There's no such thing. You can't say it. There's no can't. I agree with him. You can't say that. I can agree.

There's no such thing. You can't say it. There's no such thing as a bad boob. All right, let's do the wet wheel. Let's do a wet wheel. Let's fucking do it. Wet wheel? Yeah, let's do it.

Let's just do it. Is it too wet Wednesday? What, Brent? I just don't understand why you took my fucking seat. Because I feel like I'm more in the mix. Because I'm less than that. I can't even see the TV. I know. Oh, no. What is this? in the mix. I can't even see the TV.

Oh, no. What is this? What is this? Oh, no. Oh, no. Wait, did Wet Wheel get taken down? Yeah, that was bad. We got a computer virus. Oh, no.

No, that couldn't happen. What's Dave's show going to do? TJ, there's 40 minutes. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Boy, I'm sharing the stream right now. Okay, that's a good idea. I am too.

Are we adding anybody to the wheel? I think it's just us today, right? What about Mangold over there? He's going to be on the show on Friday. Mangold. We don't need to add anyone. Get up here, OG. I'd be afraid about the water displacement in the pool.

He's coming on on Friday. Come up here, twin. KB, did you get a whole new outfit? And a vibe. You got a whole new vibe. Did you go through the price of everything? Well, the guy, Sylvester, DMed me. He said, I have a place on Melrose.

I'll hook you up with actual skate clothes. But hook up, just me. You can buy them. I paid full price. I paid full price. He wasn't even there. One of his boys rung me up. So run us through the outfit.

You got the Travies for the boys. Slipknot. Vintage. 260. Pants You're an idiot Digital camo pants 190

Travis's 1200 Hat What is this the thank you hat 75 Is that a different weed chain than yesterday Different weed chain We're up 75. Is that a different weed chain than yesterday? Different weed chain.

We're up. We're up. We're up. Oh, fuck. Did you get spray tanned again? No. I walked in. You can't just walk in.

You got to book an appointment. Oh, okay. I thought I had something. You thought you had a whole week, so did you book one for tomorrow? Yes, yes. Was that girl working there? No. Is she going to be there tomorrow? I don't remember.

I was blacked out. Well, TJ texted me yesterday. I was at Planet Fitness at 8.58 saying my ball was, my mystery ball was to get blacked out. And? I was like, just got done with a set of dips. Doesn't matter. Good detail. Has no bearing on the story.

I did like early 40s, late 30s. What? So my heart rate was normal because it was an easy exercise. But I went right home and started blacking out because I didn't know how long it takes. Wait, so when we saw you stretching in the morning, you were blacked out? When I came outside and I was talking by the pool, you were already drunk? Yeah. What about your relationship with the bartender?

Have you seen them today? Yeah, I saw them just now. Yeah, you said, I'm going to tip you righteous. Yeah, you tipped him righteous. Did you tip him out again righteous? We wrestled. How much money have you spent on this trip? $12,000.

I don't have to expense at all or try. And you said you're not even going to wear that shit again? You got to at least start wearing it. Fuck would I wear this?

I mean, if they don't let you expense it, that has to be part of your wardrobe. That has to be your most valued piece of clothing.

I think you look fly as hell. Anyone here skate? That's what I'm saying. Wait, what is that? It's my board. You buy that?

Did you buy a skateboard? That's your board. This was like 500. Did you break it in a little bit? Looks like you've been riding it. The truck's like a little bit busted. Oh, fuck. That's a good price you got.

Bust up, bust up. You've been smoking clothes. No. No, I got here. You brought a skateboard. Oh, you gave it to me. You got a skater friend? For a little bit, yeah.

Dude, the best thing you had going on yesterday was keeping the crowd on their fucking toes. You played the villain that we couldn't play in good conscience. He flew red-eye. He's from Roanoke, Virginia. He came here just to give me this fucking skateboard. Oh, that's sick. This guy, yeah. Which is kind of embarrassing.

Borderline pathetic. Here he comes. Here he comes. Did you give this to. Borderline pathetic. Is he laughing? Oh, here he comes. Here he comes. Did you give this to him or is he trying to steal it? No, I'm just borrowing it. Okay. And he's not from Virginia. Jesus Christ.

None of that was true. Okay. Shout out to New Amsterdam. Love it. Official vodka on Barstool Sports. We got to get some Pink Whitney going. We got to get some Pink Whitney. Just to get a little hair of the dog, KB.

Yep. The crowd needs it too. I remember now why I was so pissed. They're dead as fuck. Are you guys coming here? Yeah, alright. They're dead too. Not a single portrayal of them. Not a single

piece of emotion. Not a single crumb. Dead voice girl. How does she keep getting in? Always just walks right up to the front. There they are. I'm going to be okay, though. Are you staying in our hotel? She just keeps getting into places.

She just calls me ankle weights. Ankle weights. I'm going to be okay. I'm going to make it. Okay. Get her some honey tea. Get that voice right. Yeah, you got to get that voice right.

What are you doing yelling at us all week? I ain't going to go a motherfucking way. She might kill me. We've bumped into her everywhere. Who's that? She's bumped into us. Yeah, which isn't coincidental. I bumped into her the other day, and I didn't know who it was.

And she just looked at my sweatshirt. She goes, boy, dad. And then she started hysterically laughing. She was in your hotel room as you walked in. Boy, dad? What are you doing? The fuck? So do you think they fixed this wheel?

Okay. All right. I like this. It's just like she got big-time, like, crazy old lady energy. It's okay. But she's young. Yeah. Yeah, that's the best part. Uh oh. No, no, it's alright.

Just let her yell. Just let her yell. It's fun. She'll yell herself to sleep. She'll be napping by the second hour. I can't go away. She was like on the roof. You were on like the roof of our hotel. She got mystery ball number two. Give her a break. Security's about to pull out

a grenade. What is going on? She's trying to save him. She thinks she ball number two. Give her a break. Security's about to pull out the grenade. What is going on? She's trying to save him. She thinks she's savable. We should spin a wheel to see what hole Brandon gets filled. Brandon has a hole filled. Let's do a Brandon holes wheel. What hole does she put it in? Yes.

All right, so we're going to do a wet wheel? Yes. How do we get shots for the crowd, though? I want to get shots for the crowd. Some new Amsterdam shots? Yes, I'll buy some. How much does it cost? I think we just have the bottles here.

I'll buy a couple bottles of Pink Whitney for the crowd. Can we do that? Can we do that? I will buy it. I'll buy Pink Whitney shots. I'll buy three bottles and just shots for as many as people that. Those are four bottles. Four bottles, five bottles, I don't know.

Five, I don't know. How many bottles are you supposed to buy? Dickhead, you're not going to see the money leave your account. Bro, that's like the scene from The Office. You're going to get presents for everyone? Five bottles. Some presents. We've got to sell your skateboard.

His skateboard. Sorry, man. All right, do the wet wheel. Do it. Are we adding anybody? No. No? Because they already got the crowd. The crowd already had someone. The crowd already won. Wait, no. Why not add one more crowd wheel. Do it. Are we adding anybody? No. No? Because they already got the crowd.

The crowd already had someone. The crowd already won. Wait, no. Why not add one more crowd member? God damn, what are you eating? Because Dio already went for the crowd. We did. Yeah, what's the harm of adding another crowd member?

Well, we eventually have to get to two people on Friday. So if we just keep adding crowd, we're going to never get there. We know the wheel is just. Sounds like a couple people are scared. Yeah, that's true. Sounds like you boys don't want to get wet. That's exactly right. Three of us have been wet.

I'm dry as hell. The boys have been wet. We're living. You can already see about 90% of my penis in these shorts. If I get wet, you're going to see every nook and cranny. Stop gatekeeping your penis. I'm what keeping? You're gatekeeping your penis. What are you talking about? Let us all see your penis. I'm what keeping? You're gatekeeping your penis.

What are you talking about? Let us all see your penis. Pull it out. Fine. KB, you pulled out your dick yesterday. Yeah, you did. No, on stage. Yes, you did.

Watch the show back. When you were showing your tan line. KB, check your Twitter. You were showing the tan line and you just dropped it. Was it just the head? No. No, it was just the head. It was more than the upper shaft.

It looked whack? It looked whack. No, it was mainly... KB, was the upper shaft. It looked whack? It looked whack. No, it was baby. Hey, you posted, like, essentially a full nude yesterday on Twitter. Yeah, I know. That was the most. And I reposted it. Yeah.

Did you delete it? No. It's too late now. Oh, it's so bad. Thank you for doing that, Joe. I woke up. Yeah, I woke up to a text from my dad. He said, get some water.

Talk to me in the morning. My mom just sent me the link to a Tim McGraw song. What was the song? Humble and Kind. The lyrics. All right, spin this fucking wheel. People need the wheel. People want the wheel.

Spin this wheel. Is this the right people? Let's go. Elimination wheel. I think what we do is we'll do one wheel right now. Someone goes, gets wet. When Orlando Skandrick comes on, we try to talk him into doing a wheel.

He'll do it. Yeah. I don't think he will, but we'll try. And I'll be the second person. Humphrey won't do it. Alright, let's do it. Spin it. I'm definitely fucked. I don't think Humphrey would do it. I think Skandrick would. He's constantly getting burnt. I'd imagine he's fine getting wet. Big Cat. This is bullshit.

We gotta do fast talky, slow talky. Fast talky, slow talky. Big Cat, that's gotta feel good. You were freaking out. Oh, well, I literally went... Like, I showered. I did a bunch of interviews and I ran a 5K and I showered. And now I'd have to just go shower.

You were expecting it to get wet. I was. It's me today. No, it's not you, Nick. It's me. Show swag. I'm ready. Brandon, are you ready?

Do you feel it? I'm whatever. Brandon's already gotten wet. No, I did Juice's wife. Oh, yeah. Those two are totally different things. Chase tattoos. Huge difference.

It's a whole other monster. Oh, I forgot about the tattoo. Yeah, I can't go his wife. Oh, yeah. It was two totally different things. Che's tattoo is huge difference. It's a whole other monster. Oh, I forgot about the tattoo. Yeah, I can't go in. You're not banned. Che, come on. You can't go in. I have a printout. Che versus Brandon.

There can only be one. Best of seven. Che versus Brandon. Let's go. One man leaves dry. One man leaves wet. I hope it's not Che because he's going to be a bitch about it with his tattoo. Che, you could go in like up to here.

No, you know, just keep your arm. Like I said, he's going to be a bitch about it with his tattoo. You've got to jump in and keep your arm out, though. Oh! All right, that's one Che. Che. That's one Che. Che. That's one Che. Che, exclusively a Hanes undershirt guy.

Yes. That is two for Che. Two for Che. See you Brandon. Now Brandon is tied. Brandon, you wanna give up right now? You could give up right now. You could give up right now.

No, no, no. If you do, you could do Juices Wild if you give up right now. No, no, no. Uh oh. Oh. Give up right now. Just give can do Juices Wild if you give up right now. No, no, no. Uh-oh. Give up right now. Just give up. Give up. No, I'm good.

The world wants you to give up. What's the benefit of giving up right now? None. You get to do Juices Wild. It just feels good to peer pressure

into things. Give up, you bitch. Just lay down and die. Brandon, that girl over there does not want you to give up. I know. I want you to give up.

Oh, she's going to follow you. Who is that? That's Brandon's hotel. She's probably going to go, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who is that? That's Brandon's boo. She's been appearing everywhere. Give me one more piece.

Yeah, give me something more. That's Brandon's boo. She caught him by the pool with the ankle weights on, and she thought that he was trying to end his life. But she was on the roof of the hotel. She went into the bar

and told people. She was also trying to end her life? I think so. And she was like, okay, this is kind of romantic. If this guy will live, I'll live. Is that the girl that I said I was going to kill? Yeah, they're living for each other now.

Still suicidal. Very much. She went into the bar and told people that there's a suicidal guy out here. She's about to end it all. But she was on the roof about to end it all. She saw you not dying. She's like, well, that gives me hope to live. All right, two to one.

Just give up, Brandon. I'm not going, two to one. Just give up, Brandon. I'm not going to give up. You could give up. Brandon. Just tap, bro. No, I'm not going to. I'm down two to one. I'm not going to tap.

Go ahead. If you do Juice is Wild, we will let you tap. Juice is Wild is so much worse. So much worse. Oh, fuck. Oh, he should have given up. Yeah, he should have given up. He had no team.

He should have quit while you had the chance. Oh, she's back. She just keeps getting over there. I think she can only say two words and it's just serendipitous. Come on. No, Brandon. Yes. I got a bad ankle.

Bad ankle? You got two bad ankles. All right, so one more for Che, and you're gone, Brandon? That's correct. And you have to keep those ankle weights on. No, I don't. Yes, you do. They'll be...

I won't be able to carry them. No, that's fine. Bye, bitch. See ya! Wow. Brandon, you just threaded water with them on. Bye-bye. See ya!

Will you get someone to set up the camera? I want to be the dry king so bad. That would be so... I mean, it would be gratifying in your Lakers gear. Yeah. Hey, Pete, how much money for you to go on the wet wheel? I don't have enough. Try me, bitch. Oh, honey.

Try me. Sash just said he's going to go do Juices Wild on his own. Wait, really? Did he just leave? He just has? Yeah. He just had to piss. I was trying to cover for him. Brandon, wait until someone can walk with you with a phone.

You can't just do that. We have to punish him. Yes. With Wet Wheel, Juices Wild. Juices Wild. Or maybe he rides the Juices Wild. Past Bananas. Past Bananas.

Past Bananas. Past Bananas. Past Bananas. Past Bananas. Past Bananas. Past Bananas. Past Bananas. Past Bananas.

Past Bananas. Past Bananas. Past Bananas. Past Bananas. Maybe he has to do... Oh, no. I already ate the hot dog. Is that what you did? Wait, did you eat that? I ate that hot dog. I thought we oh, no. I already ate the hot dog. Is that what you're talking about?

Did you leisure eat that? I ate that hot dog. I thought we were doing a Fast Hot Dog Slow Hot Dog. I got hungry. Oh, we got Wallow and Killy. Come on up here. Come up here. Come up here.

The guys. The guys. We should get them to do – do we have the bananas? Oh, yeah. Oh, you guys would love Fast Banana Slow Banana. You would love Fast Banana Slow Banana. Yeah. Wallow and Killy, a million dollars worth of game? You would love Fast Banana, Slow Banana. Yeah. Waller would.

You would love it. These guys are the best. You want to do Fast Banana, Slow Banana with me? I love this guy. Y'all know he loves the Huskies. Yo. He could play Fast Banana, Slow Banana. He's played before, right?

What? Fast Banana, Slow Banana? He definitely played Fast Banana, Slow Banana. He's played before, right? What? Fast Banana, Slow Banana? He definitely played Fast Banana, Slow Banana. What did you prefer? Would you rather do Fast Banana or Slow Banana? You'd rather do Fast Banana, but you're better at Slow Banana? Yeah. Put it closer to your mouth, yeah.

I don't mess with bananas. Just like that, yeah. I like apples. No interest. What about potassium, though? No. Yeah, dude. You got no iron in your fucking body?

You got to be cramping constantly. Damn. He liked the bananas. You liked it? Yeah? That can't be true. Who'd you guys interview today? YG.

YG. That's sick. Who else? Did you go to Tyson's house? Yeah, we interviewed him yesterday. Yesterday? Yeah. And then when are you guys leaving?

After Cameron interview. Which is? Tonight. Tonight. Really? Yeah. Why are you guys flying back tonight? Why don't you hang out?

Weather's beautiful. He's on, his girlfriend has him on, you know, strict house arrest. You're back with her? You're back with her? It's a different one. No, he's lying. He got to go to Bahamas. When he came up to the upfronts in December, and he was like, yeah, I broke up with my girlfriend, but we drove up here.

And I was like, what? I mean, they voted. But you're not broken up. They got in the car and drove for like three hours. I was like, no, it's fine. We're just hanging out. You guys broke up like last week, and now you're just driving from Philly to New York together?

It was only an hour and a half. But it's not... I think that was cool. Probably going back is two hours with the traffic. Yeah, easily. It's just a long conversation. Yeah, when she was asleep. Then you're good to go. What was Tyson like?

Was he in shape? Was he looking like he was in shape? You try and wrestle him? Yeah, he smoked him under the table. He had a weed off. Mike did not smoke me under the table. You're lying. You guys had a weed off? Yeah, we had a smoking contest. Without a doubt, won.

You won? I think you're still high. I think so too. Mike Tyson won. I'm just always high. What was the smoking contest you did on you went like head to head and it was like you have to take 10 hits or something and you can't exhale or something like that? Yeah.

What's that called? The Cush Up Challenge. The Cush Up Challenge. The Cush Up Challenge. Yeah, we got to do a Cush Up Challenge on this. Jesus. Wait, where's the Brandon? Where's Brandon?

Oh, there he is. He already went to the pool, right? Here he is. He gets followed. He's on his way. Yeah, he's about to do the wet wheel. Yeah, put him in the lower third. Where's that woman?

Put him in the lower third. Where's that woman? I'm glad I wasn't a part of the spin the wheel shit. No, you guys had to spin the wheel. You had to spin the wheel. Yeah, put him in the lower third. Where's that woman? Put him in the lower third. I'm glad I wasn't a part of the spin the wheel shit. No, you guys had to spin the wheel. You had to spin the wheel. Yeah, you did. For what, we don't know. Who has to smoke two packs of cigarettes a day?

This guy. I just ran a 5K. How many did you smoke today? Pack. Well, no, not today. I'm a pack in. Got three left. What?

Three left? Oh, you're fucked. I'm the only one who's done anything. But I just got a new pack today. Oh, great. So you're set. Smoked themselves. I'd rather not.

You're the only one who's done anything. No, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Dude, I almost got... Eddie tried to set me up with the In-N-Out today. I think we're in the video.

Yeah, there might be a video. I don't know if we play it now or if we play it later. But he brought me a dummy In-N-Out so he could try and collect a prize from you. And he brought me a fake burger and made me bite into it. It wasn't In-N-Out. I was being ethical about it and he tried to get me in a bad spot. Why did he tell you, though?

Put a $200 bounty on your head. I know, it's fucked. I called Ron's head. I tried to catch him slipping. He didn't, was he? I said, we're going to get food. You want to come? He's still doing the In-N-Out. I ran a 5K today. I have to belly flop every day. You actually ran it. I ran it catch him slipping. And he didn't, was it? I said, we're going to get food. Do you want to come? Or are you still doing the In-N-Out? I ran a 5K today. I have to belly flop every day. You actually ran it. You actually ran it.

I ran it on the treadmill. I'm still out of breath. And I'm reading this book that is completely corrupting my mind. Do you guys? Actually, let me ask you this. What are you guys trying to accomplish in life? Damn. He just wanted to be a loser.

He already accomplished that. Well, actually, what I learned today. So I learned learned something today i think wallow is a 10x guy yeah he is you actually are a 10x brand what's the 10x which is a good thing it's listen if you want to accomplish something you gotta you gotta go 10x you gotta you gotta put in 10 times the effort you also have to have your goals in life have to be 10x what the regular goal will be. Because a lot of people set goals. Thank you out there, 10x. A lot of people set goals and then they readjust the goals so they can accomplish it and they say, oh, I feel good. I've accomplished this goal. Well, that wasn't your real goal. For you, for you, you're a loser who sits on the couch. And I learned today that it takes just as much energy to be a loser who sits on the couch as I learned today that it takes just as much energy

To be a loser who sits on the couch As it does to go to the moon Boys, give me the person you want to interview More than anyone in the world Someone you haven't gotten yet Your white whale Let's go Come on, give me a name

Michael Jordan Okay, well what if I told you I could have you interview 10 Michael Jordans tomorrow? That's the 10X lifestyle. Not just one. Incredible. Incredible. Newsflash.

I wouldn't fucking believe you. Yeah, well, guess what? You're a loser. Not just Michael Jordans out there. 10. 10. I remember when I was just like, yeah. It's only one Michael Jordan.

I remember. And it wasn't that long Ten. I remember when I was just like. It's only one Michael Jordan. I remember. And it wasn't that long ago. Yeah. When I was 25. That's like saying I want to interview Tom Brady. It's not ten fucking Tom Brady. Well, if you want, I could get you ten Tom Brady's tomorrow. Ten X with me.

Do it. Ten X with me. Thank you, folks. You sound a little silly. Appreciate it. You sound like a loser. I am. Anything's possible.

You know what he is? Can I just have a sidebar? Maybe don't listen right now. He's afraid of success. He's scared. You know what he is? Can I just have a sidebar? Maybe don't listen right now. He's afraid of success. He's scared. He's scared of success, and what you have to do is you have to say, I'm not scared of success. I want to own success. I want to be a winner in life. I want to have 10x

tomorrow. Guess what? I'm going to interview 20 Michael Jordan's 10x. 10x should be with me. 10x. 10x. Alright, now all you guys that's drunk, you want to stop the bullshit? No, no bullshit. It is. You don't believe me.

10X is basically like the early. It's the Wallo videos jumping off like a trash can and running up. Wallo's the 10X guy. That's my guy. All you have to do is put your mind to it. 10X. 10X. 10X.

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Lalo is a 10x guy for sure. I feel bad for you, Gilly. I really do. He's a loser. He is. He's a loser. He's going to smoke weed instead of go grump. Gilly's accomplished though. Gilly's very accomplished. Gilly's a loser. No, dude. Gilly's accomplished. He is accomplished, man. And it, dude. Gilly's accomplished. He has accomplishments. You're a cheerleader. And it's true. It really does take

just as much energy to sit on the couch like you do every day, smoke weed, and be like Oh! Oh! There goes Brandon. Where'd he go? Oh no, he's down. Yeah, I think he's... He kept his shoes on.

Oh yeah. I love it. Good job, Brandon. He just has to walk back now. He's been going through it, yeah. I love it. I love it. Why does he keep his shoes on? Good job, Brandon. Yeah, he just has to walk back now. He'd be going through it, man. He's got to fuck the week. Yeah, he's a bad life. He would see me through this room all day. He'd be keeping his shoes on.

He didn't want to come out. He must not like those shoes. Those shoes are cooked now. Yeah. Yeah. Now he's got to come back and take a shit. This is a fucked up life. You guys want to play one wheel?

No, no. What about... What about... What? No, no. What about... Would you do that? You guys... What about Juice is Wild? What about... Juice is Wild is fun. You don't have to go anywhere.

All right. Juice is Wild, it's... The beauty of Juice is Wild is you can do it from at home on your couch. That's right. That's true. Well, how do you play the game? You spin the wheel. Hopefully...

It's easier to just play than explain. I don't trust that shit. Yeah, trust fall shit. Trust Paul. Just trust us. We'll show you. It involves someone getting a bunch of juice poured on them, unfortunately. It would be like a bunch of juice, like fruit punch and pineapple juice getting poured on the person that loses the game. It's essentially like you're getting baptized by the wheel.

Why would we do that? No Super Bowl has been won. Why don't you get some people in the crowd to try to do this? We did. Does anyone want to do Juicy Wild? That guy right there, Gio. Come on up. Come on up.

Come on up. You and you. Come on. Both of you guys. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, no. Come on. Everyone.

Come on. Everyone get up here. Come on, guys. Come around. Get up here. Let's do it. It's going to be like a freeway show. Come on.

You going to back down there? No, you don't understand. Juicy Wild is not the game they want to play. That's going to ruin their night. It's going to be like a freeway show. Hey, come on. You going to back down there? No, you don't understand. Juices Wild is not the game they want to play. That's going to ruin their night. It's going to ruin their night. It don't matter. It don't matter. It's not going to matter.

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All right, so you leave and get someone else. The winner of the wheel gets a bottle of Pink Whitney. I'll buy you a bottle of Pink Whitney. Who else? Who else? Somebody else. So someone else from another table. Right there.

She wouldn't get it. Come on. All right, you're that table. All right, here we go. Well, we've never had a girl on the wheel before. Oh, fuck. Oh, wait, hold on. Be cool.

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Let's get her on. 10X, 10X, be cool. Do you want to explain the rules? Or are we just jumping right in? What's your name? Trevor. Trevor? Trevor.

Sam? Tim? Tim. Alexia. So Trevor, Tim, Alexia. And then so do those, the three of them. Winner gets a Pink Whitney bottle and then do a four spot. If the four spot hits, Wallo and Gilly both have to get in the pool.

That's right. Wait, where's Juicy Wild? All right, 10X if you're with me. 10X. 10X. Yeah. Look, it's only a one in four chance. You guys are probably fine. You're fine.

You're fine. They're just going to leave and never come back. Yeah, no, that's fine. Walk out like they're going to the pool. I'm going to jump in the pool. Yeah, you do too because you're 10X. You are 10X. And then Gil has to do the push-up challenge.

He jumps in the pool and Gil does the push-up challenge. Kels, let me get a water, Kells! Alright, here we go. Let's get this wheel for the people. Alright, Trevor, Alexia, Tim. Yeah, we can. Why are we on it? You're on the wheel.

If you guys get picked here, it's an elimination wheel. So if you are the last guy standing, if it lands on you, you're safe. Okay, here we go. Let's go. 10X. Still unclear what this wheel is for. I'm going to buy a Pink Whitney bottle

for one of these three, or these guys are going in the pool. For some reason, I feel like this shit's rigged. We'll find out. That's what Sass would always say, too. How do they go in the pool? What has to happen? If it ends up on there. Their last one standing.

It's regular. And you can also wrestle me if you want. Yeah, you can. I tapped you the fuck out the last time. Oh. I tapped you out. I tapped you out. Oh, shit.

I tapped him out. Oh, shit. You never tapped. I tapped him out. Oh, shit. No, you never tapped him out. You didn't tap out. Yes, you did.

No, you never tapped him out. He did. No, you never. Yes, you did. You tapped out. You went to sleep. I'll put you in a guillotine. Sure as hell didn't. I'll put you in a guillotine. All right, spin the wheel. Spin the you did. No, you never. He did. No, you never. Yes, you did. You went to sleep. Sure as hell didn't. I'll put you in a guillotine.

All right, spin the wheel. Spin the wheel, CJ. Spin this wheel. Spin this fucking wheel. The line is not 10x. It's not. Oh, look at that. The wheel is safe.

You guys are good. We're good. We're safe. We're good. We're safe. We're good. We're safe. 10x.

10x. 10x. That's the beauty of the wheel. 10x is the beauty of the wheel. Because you guys don't look like chumps who didn't want to participate. We wanted it. You participated. Yeah, and you're safe. All right, here we go. Spin the wheel.

Spin the wheel. Yeah, you're addicted to the wheel. We get everyone addicted to the wheel. You'll be back for more wheel. Alexia. Alexia. Sorry, no Pink Whitney. No Pink be back for more wheel. Alexia. Alexia. Sorry, no Pink Whitney. No Pink Whitney. Bye-bye.

Bye. Bye, Alexia. You loser. Loser. That was mean. I'm sorry, Alexia. Don't worry about it, Alexia. We're losers. We'll get you a shot.

Tim or Trevor, let's just go one time. I'm sorry, Alexia. Don't worry about it, Alexia. We're losers here. We'll get you a shot. We'll get Alexia a shot. We'll get Alexia a shot. All right, Tim or Trevor, let's just go one time. It's the one that it lands on gets the bottle. The whole bottle. Yes. The one it lands on. And you have to finish it. Yeah.

Responsibly. Hell yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Is he missing? Yeah, what the fuck? All right, here we go. I respect you.

West Virginia. All right, here we go. Tim or Trevor? That makes sense. Tim or Trevor? We also got Wet Brandon back. Wet Brandon. Is it best of seven or whoever?

No, just last one. Here it is. It's Tim. Trevor. Tim. No, Tim wins. No, Trevor wins. I said that whoever it landed on. Wait, which one are you? No, Tim wins. No, Trevor wins. I said that whoever it landed on.

Wait, which one are you? Yeah, Tim wins. Tim wins. Tim wins. All right, I got to figure out how to do this. MB, can we buy two bottles? One for up here, two? All right.

Tim wins a bottle. Should I say no or yes? I think I don't know. All right. Oh, Brandon. Oh, Brandon. Oh, shit. I don Brandon. Oh, shit. I don't like that, man.

Y'all been doing Brandon all week. No, this is the problem with getting wet. All week, y'all been doing this. Yeah. We're goofy. Brandon, you're going to get killed. Are you going to cry? Don't cry, Brandon.

It's going to ruin the show if you cry. You're a wet-ass boy. Look at you. You're so wet. You look like a warden. Yeah, he does. He looks like a warden that's about to shoot himself in the face. God only hope.

Did that woman follow you? Wow. I don't think she likes you anymore. She had a wet wheel of her own. There we go. Oh, Brandon just eyed down Mike. Mike will fuck you up, dude. He's got a grenade.

Mike will fuck you up, Brandon. Mike is looking out. Don't make enemies with Mike. Brandon, you realize that I can tell Mike to fuck you up? I can be like, attack? Yeah, I can. As they attack, and he'll attack you. Do they have the license to kill?

Yes. Yes. He has the grenade on him right now. Yes, he carries a grenade with him at all times. What are we doing with Ben Simmons, Gil? We need to get rid of Ben Simmons. And do you want James Harden, though? Yeah, I'd take James Harden. Gil, you're lying. You just said Simmons. And do you want James Harden though? Yeah,

I'd take James Harden. Gil, you're lying. You just said yesterday that you don't want James Harden. I didn't say that. No, that's gilly, but your energy sucks. You're 1X. I didn't say I want him. I mean, I'm in Cal. I'm in Cal. I went to Med, man. I smoked some really good shit.

Like, I don't know. We're on opposite things. You guys are on alcohol, so you're on 10. I'm on Kush. So I'm on 4. Give us a 10x review. What's that guy's name? What's that guy's name?

He wore an orange big dog. What's your name? I like his look. What's your name? Jim. Jim? How you doing, Jim? Jim, what do you do for your name? I like his look. What's your name? Jim. Jim? How you doing, Jim? Jim, what do you do for a living?

You're an editor. I'm an editor. What if I told you tomorrow, Jim, you could be the editor of New York Times? Because I can have that happen. All you got to do is give me $100 right now, and I'll teach you about the 10X lifestyle. And tomorrow, he'll be an editor. Tomorrow? Well, he'll be on his way.

He'll be on your way, which is just as good as getting there. If you live the 10X life, the minute you take a first step, you're already there in your mind. That's how you do it. 10X. 10X if you're with me. 10X! Oh, Jesus. Oh, wow.

I can do this. I actually might start this. It's the new people. Yeah, this is sick. Getting people to give me money. The juices wow themselves. Just to hype them up. Yeah, people douse themselves with juice.

Just absolutely destroying themselves with juice. Boys, we got to get you wet. I can't help but think. Yo, you real spicy. You real spicy. We got to get you wet. Ever since I tapped him out, he had a fatuation with me, man. That's true.

He's been talking about you nonstop. For years now. Nonstop. I think you've got to settle the score. I think the score's got to be settled. Yeah, me too. You're the one. Settle it.

I think it has to be settled. You're the one. I don't want to trouble him. All right, what time's the camera on interview? What time is it? I can't. I can't. How do you deal with zero X?

He's too high. Zero X, dude dude He's always high You and I we're locked in 10x We're locked in I'll go do it with you I'll do the interview with you You know you could be the president tomorrow

Probably Tomorrow Tomorrow New election tomorrow Vote 10x Because that's the thing All I need is like I don't know

50 people 50 million people To vote 10 times for me That's it That's 500 million people That I voted I'm the president now. 10X.

As easy as that. Yes. 10X. You don't believe me. Yeah, you're a loser. Someday you'll come around. How much money did you make if you ran around just telling people 10X? 10X.

10X. Did they give you your money? Yeah, how much money do you got in your pocket right now, Gilly? Nothing. Nothing? He can make you a weed plant. Yeah. Tomorrow you can be a weed plant.

Well, it's nothing times 10. That's 10x. 10x. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That's bad math. That's actually bad math. That's really bad math.

Did you realize that? Yeah. Fuck. 10 times 0 is not 10. That is not. No, we hit a fucking... What do you guys think about the Ben Simmons situation? I want him to stay in Philly forever because...

Because he wants to make our lives terrible. He's just trying to ruin our lives. He's a loser. Ben Simmons actually is a loser. We've thrown around the word loser a lot. Rowan had a Ben Simmons jersey on yesterday. That was a Lakers game. How the fuck is he a loser?

Who wears a Ben Simmons jersey to a Lakers game? He's objectively successful. What makes him a loser? Because he won't play. He won't compete. He won't compete. He won't compete. Not a loser.

5X. He won't compete. 5X. If you don't compete, you lose. No. What makes him a loser is because he's a fucking grown crybaby. Oh, I don't get my way. I don't want to play. Oh, I'm so scared to come in front of these Sixer fans that I would rather act like I

have fucking real mental issues. No. Oh, really? Hold on. Wait. Wait. Exactly. Sixer fans that I would rather act like I have fucking real mental issues than no. Me? I didn't know he was doing that. I didn't know he was doing that. Because if he gets traded to Brooklyn or some other team, he's not going to have any mental issues tomorrow.

He's going right in play. And that's 10x. What if I told you you could have no mental problems tomorrow? That's 10x. You're finally getting it. You finally understand how 10x works. What if I told you you could have no mental problems tomorrow? That's 10X. That's 10X. You're finally getting it. $200. You finally understand how 10X works.

I can fix all your problems tomorrow. Next thing you know, Ben Simmons is going to be cooking leeks for us. How can I fix his problems? Well, I would tell him, first of all, you've got to give me all of your passwords to all your bank accounts. No way you can fix my problems. That's easy. That's it, right. 10X. No way you can fix my problems. I'll take your money and I will make you more money

10X. That's not my problem. That's an essential step. What's your problem? What's your biggest problem right now? My biggest problem is that I've been with my wife 24 years. You want me to fuck her for you? Sick of Wonder Woman? 10X. That's 10X. That's 10X. No. That's 10X. No, y'all hyping that up. That'd be extra small.

10X. No, that's extra smallphenate him. That'd be extra small. 10X. No, that's extra small. Extra small, yeah. Extra small dick. Well, maybe she wants. Sometimes you don't want a large popcorn. Sometimes you want a little fucking baby cup of it. A little kernel?

No big deal. Sometimes you don't need a jackhammer. You just need a feather to tickle you. Sometimes that's significantly better. No, it's not. All right, well, I gave you a solution to your problem just like that. No, I thought you said you have like a Nelly situation or something coming out. What was that?

Oh, you got a sex thing? No, that's him. Oh, you got a sex thing? Can I watch it? It's called Baby Lake Part 5. What? Part 5. Yeah.

Damn. I got a collection coming up. Leg is back. You selling them as NFTs? Baby Lake Part 5. You like part 5? You just sell them as NFTs. Miss part 1 through 4.

You're a loser. Baby Lake do have those dimples and wrinkles in them. Yeah. That's what part 5 is all about. Oh, man. Hell, yes. It's what part five is all about. It's a pleasure to have the boys through. Gil went up there and rolled the ball. Oh, hell yes.

He rolled the ball. He did not fall off. Finally 10X. That's real cool. Alright, well wait, so we're not going to see you guys again? No. Probably not. Maybe next time. So we're not going to see you guys again? No. We got to get out of here. Probably not.

Is he coming up to New York? Maybe next time you got to break up with your girlfriend, you come up to New York with her? Oh, my God. You don't want to talk about that. All right. Wall and Gilly, thank you guys. Everyone go subscribe. Million dollars worth of game.

They got Mike Tyson coming up, Cameron coming up. The best. Although, Gilly's not 10x. Not everyone can be perfect. Alright, see you in a while. Thanks for saying goodbye. What the fuck, dude? I thought we were 10x-ing. 10x. The show is brought to you by Takis. Football's hottest

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Get back over here. Pop a taki. He's wallowing. Get your wet ass over here, bitch. Damn. I just went to dap up wallow when he iced me hard. Oh, shit. The table I saved got taken.

Eddie, that table I was saving got taken. Huh? Didn't work? Just didn't work. Damn. I guess you don't have much pool. Fuck. Well, that sucks.

They can sit around one of these beer barrels. Way to go, guys. Eddie, you had one job to save that table. Dude, Eddie sabotaged the fuck out of me today. You're not saving the table. Give me a ruling on this. Do you think that Eddie gets the $200 from you? Can you get another table, Eddie?

What's that one next to you? They have room right there. You have one chair. One chair. It's facing the wrong way. Okay. Why don't we make Eddie leave? Fuck Eddie.

Eddie, get the fuck out of here, bro. I said I gave him one job to save that table. Actually, do you know Rome's story about Eddie and the $200? Yeah I did He tried to frame him He brought the evidence There's only one bite out of it It's some fucking bullshit dude

I didn't even swallow the bite I don't think that that counts I think that I have stayed true to the In-N-Out the entire time I have the bite with me If another piece of food enters your mouth No I ate it But I spit it out right away. Oh, you brought it with you. That's the chewed up.

Is that the piece? Oh, wow. You really did bring the evidence. This is the piece. So if you want to inspect that, this is the bite. I mean, technically, I think you could do that all week as long as you keep spitting it out. And forensically, it fits perfectly. But I unwittingly bit into that.

You can. Do you see that? That was a big bite. You were hungry. He told me it was like the mustard style double-double with light peppers. Oh, no. What's your problem, Nick? I can't believe I'm saying this. What?

He didn't eat it. It's a perfect match. It's a perfect match. It's a perfect match. I haven't touched the stuff the entire time. You're still good. And Eddie gets no money. And you're wearing my... Eddie probably should owe $200 for trying to defraud the system like that. Yeah, he should. Eddie fucked me.

True. There should be some sort of punishment if you attempt the bounty and you fail. Did our guy get his prize bottle yet? Are you eating that? No. Looks like you were just eating it. Did he get it? I don't think so.

No bottle? No bottle? What, do you want a shot? I'm going to get in the bottle. What's going on with that? We should do a wheel for someone that has to run back to the hotel and grab some Pink Whitney bottles. That's a good wheel. Oh, we got some.

We also need it. We've got some coming. Wit wheel. Or when's Scandrick coming? Scandrick's coming soon. Oh, there's some. We got the shots. Oh, that's the guy that I made fun of, too.

You really went in on him, too. I called him MGK. I said MGK needs to look back. Yeah. But he also was calling us weak. But you said it with vitriol, too. Yeah, I know. I was in a bad spot.

We are. I had runners high. You were holding me. I was runners high. You were holding me at the time. I had bad runners high. Shaz wasn't even helping when we were carrying Brandon. Because TJ took my spot.

We need all the help we can get. There was nowhere for me to go. That's not true. You can always go underneath. You could have been on one of the flanks. On the flank, yeah. You could have held my flank. I did help at the end when they were dropping you.

And they didn't end up dropping you. Barely. Barely. We barely didn't end up dropping him. What else do we have? You guys haven't done stand-up comedy? Haven't done it yet. Yeah, sucks.

Roan has been staying the most true. You're in my entire wardrobe today. We got to do winners and losers of this week. Everyone's come. Because there's some losers now. I got a mime outfit. I'm going to go fucking do mime tomorrow. I asked you.

Oh, my bad. I will do one if you want. What? Yeah, come on up here. Come on up now. I think it's funnier if you have to do it. All right. There we go.

It's MGK here. MGK. I sold some tickets. I'm good. Thank you. Thank you, bro. Dude, that was ethical as hell, bro. I don't trust the one you're trying to give me.

I should get a raise for that. No way. No way. Do you want to hit the cat? Wait, wait, wait. Okay. Something's hitting me. Yep.

I'm not trusting the one you gave me. Somebody want to go to the bathroom with me? I'm going to allow you because these guys won't fucking do stand-up comedy. I'm going to allow you off. No, no, no, no, no. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. You take one.

Take four. You can take four. You can take one. You're on stage. Do a wheel to see how many you have to take. Five or none. Five through zero. Let's each spin a wheel to see how many shots.

The number is five, six, seven, eight, nine, and ten. Yeah, just leave them up here. Leave them up here. The boys get thirsty. Oh. God damn, that was impressive. All right, cheers. Shout out Pink Whitney. Shout out New Amsterdam. All right, go ahead. The boys get thirsty. Oh. God damn. That was impressive. All right. Cheers.

Shout out Pink Whitney. Shout out New Amsterdam. All right. Go ahead. It's already finished. You can do it. I'm not doing it. Staying true.

You want mine? Blah. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. The best. Oh, Brandon. Stay small. Hey, I'm good.

Brandon, you're looking awfully dry. Yeah, you dried off quick. I mean, y'all saw me jump into the pool. I don't know. I don't know. Wallow and Gilly were up here. I just did it for nothing? They were doing a push-up contest.

Why? How are the hairs on your knees? Bones dry. I dry quickly. I have blonde hair. It dries quicker. Blonde hair does dry quicker. Is that true?

Blonde hair dries quicker. Everybody knows it. Isn't that right? Yeah. I wasn't talking to you. Wouldn't brown hair attract the sun? Yeah, brown hair attracts the sun. Does it?

I don't know. Darker colors do, don't they? KB definitely attracts the sun. Well, I don't think darker colors do. Oh, my God, does he? What's that, a trick lighter, Owen? What are we going to do tomorrow? Let's talk about it right now.

What are we going to do tomorrow? I thought we were going to do the 5K. Yeah, well, I did a 5K to get people off my ass, but what are you... Get zapped. I just got my ass zapped. You got to street perform. Yeah, you got to street perform at some point. Yeah, I know. These guys got to do comedy. They're not doing it.

I've asked Sass every single day. What do you guys think? This is my point. I've done everything I've had to do. I know, but we have to find a way to do it. Time. Time. Big Cat, I have a question. Stop rollerblading. He's done one pack of cigarettes.

Don't look at me. I'm going to fucking mime. I have a mime outfit. I blew past 40. I blew 80 of cigarettes. Did you even do Michael Bublé? I'm on my 80th cigarette. Have you done Michael Bublé?

I'm going to call it down. Here, light this cigarette. Big Cat, I have a question. Can they do their stand-up comedy on the stage here? It sucks. Instead of at a club, can they do it here? Brandon, you're doing it too. I don't know why you're saying us.

But I thought the whole point was that... Brandon, you were setting it. You said you were going to do it. We are falling apart right now. Brandon, we can literally pull the footage. I'm nervous. Nobody at the open mic is going to be listening. Okay, the problem is, though,

the funny part of it was going to be that they were stealing someone else's stand-up and doing it at a comedy store. Or a comedy place. So them doing it here doesn't really... We have to stay in L.A. for another week. We're going to have to stay another week. We're not going to get this shit done unless we move here for a quarter.

See what I'm saying, dude? These guys are fucking posers. I'll do it for one of you. Yeah, see, that's fine. Wait, guys, there's a celebrity bus tour. I'll do it. There's just, like, can you guys come around here real quick? Everyone shut up.

Everyone shut up. Celebrity bus tour. Hey, what's up? What's up? Take a picture. What's up? You waste the money. Oh, watch out.

Watch out. I love to do that. Whenever you see someone, I go, oh, watch out. While they're driving, and then they just stop short. Usually get in a car crash. You think they know that they just saw KB's twin, Nick Mangold, in the crowd? Yeah, that's true.

Twinning! Is that Josh Richards out there? Or is that just another banged boy? Oh, that is. That's a Josh Richards lookalike. That's a heavily banged boy. Yeah, he is banged out. Alright, so you guys... Fuck. You guys... It's a heavily banged boy. Yeah, he is banged out. But Penn State boy's been banged out. All right, so you guys are...

Fuck. You guys... What the fuck, bro? You don't fucking say that, bro. You don't say that. 10x. Is that not Josh Richards? No.

No. No, it's not. I'm none the wiser. The coffee-colored sweater. Are you upset? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bro. You know he's not. Bro, dude.

You're going to make him feel less than, bro. That's also a pussy cup of coffee. That's way too much creamer. You're going to... Bro, you're going to get him fucking hey, bro. You know he's not. Bro, dude. You're going to make him feel less than. That's also a pussy cup of coffee. That's way too much creamer. Bro, you're going to get him fucking depressed, bro. He already looks sad. Don't fucking sad him out. Question. What are we going to do tomorrow?

As far as during the daytime? 10X. We have a fucking track. We have camera guys ready to go. Let's do the race against Stephen Chfe with the apostrophe. Okay, so the apostrophe, so... I feel like we should do a relay among ourselves. Oh yeah, we gotta get 60k, so we gotta go

subscribe to the Barstool Yak YouTube, and if we get 60k, we will do the race. I'm gonna tweet it out again then. Seven? You have all subscribed? I love this guy. That's 7x, though. Actually? You have all subscribe? Oh, fuck yes, Dio. I love this guy. That's fucking insane.

That's 7X, though. Actually, I'm kind of beefing with Dio. Why? 56.2%. We posted a sketch today on Twitter, and Dio said it. Don't want to be this guy, but Nick's not wearing the Lakers uniform. Yay. You see?

Well done, Nick. Flew back to New York, filmed the sketch, edited it, and put it out. Dio. And you caught them, too. Also, you can't start a sentence with, don't want to be this guy because then you – You're automatically that guy. Why are we turning on Dio? He's the one guy who's giving us anything in a crowd full of people who are –

He's on his second plate of nachos today. We got a crowd on fentanyl right now. I don't know. I think so. He's the only one smiling. Let's get him some talky nachos, dude. Next plate of nachos is talkies. That's a promise from us. That sounds good. He gave us a goodie bag. I don't know. I think so. He's the only one smiling. Let's get him some Taki nachos, dude. Next plate of nachos is Takis. That's a promise from us.

That sounds good. He gave us a goodie bag. I don't know. Alright, so we're gonna run a relay race and the losers have to get tattoos. But Brandon doesn't want to do it. He's not doing it. It's an apostrophe. No, it's not. I can't. He'll do a lap. We'll talk later. He said he can't be in the sun. You know that I can't be in the sun. He's not doing it. It's an apostrophe. No, it's not. I can't. He'll do a lap.

We'll talk later. He said he can't be in the sun. You know that I can't be in the sun. Brandon, I saw you. I am. I will carry an umbrella. I will lay down in the sun. You know that I can't be in the sun. Why don't we zoom you in?

We'll pause on the track. I'll do it on the treadmill. I'll do that. I'll do that. But if we lose, you'll get the apostrophe. You have 30-pound ankle weights on. Why? No, he's doing 14 nights of wet wheel.

Ah, that's right. Juice is wild. Juice is wild, yes. Juice is wild. Juice is wild 14 Nights of Wet Wheel. Juice is Wild. Juice is Wild, yes. Juice is Wild. 14 Nights. The King of the Juice. We're doing that every day on the act? All right, well, you'll just come because there is a treadmill there. And you have to wear the Kobe t-shirt to a parent teacher.

No, I don't. Yes, yes. Either that or a Bill Cosby sweater. I'd do that. Man, that's so much worse. And undersized? He's misunderstood. He still doesn't think that Bill Cosby did anything wrong. Bill Cosby's misunderstood. He's fine.

You definitely have memorized Bill Cosby. I have? Well, mostly the Cosby show, though. Not the actual stand-up. Let's hear some with a mouthful of whatever the fuck you're eating. Well, I gotta eat this right now. Damn. Alright, so we're gonna do a relay. It's gonna be us versus Steven. Is there anyone that has to do a certain amount? I did tell him we're not going to have to go live.

Do we want to go live? Do you want me to change that right now? No, live for a whole three – that would be 30 minutes of live. That's pretty boring. That's boring as fuck. Let's just chop it up after. We'll just chop it up. We'll edit it.

Yeah. All right. A dude at USC said he could hook us up with brands. We could get branded. Brands? What kind of brand? Like a fraternity brand? Yeah, he wants could get branded. Brands? What kind of brand? Like a fraternity brand? Yeah, he wants to get branded.

I might get a 10X brand. What is happening to you? 10X tattoo. What's happening to you? I'll get a brand with you. I'll get a brand. I don't really think someone could hook us up with a brand, too. I think they could.

Is it like a fraternity brand? Can't you just do it? Yeah, I think it's like the symbol, the Greek symbol. So we're getting Sigma Chi branded onto it? If you guys want to. I thought we all wanted to. Yeah, we think it's like the symbol, the Greek symbol. So we're getting Sigma Chi branded onto it? If you guys want to. I thought we all wanted to. Yeah, we all want to. Let's get the new Amsterdam brand on us.

Why not? Why frickin' not, dude? Why frickin' not, bro? Yeah, that's the least we could do for them. As the face of Talkies, I would definitely get the Talkies logo on mine. Where's Scandrick's crazy ass? I think he just showed up. Yeah?

I think he just showed up. We're going to try to get him on that, won't we? Yeah. Dude, do you think that Wallo and Gilly think that we're on some white boy shit? Yeah. I mean, we're heavy on the white boy shit this week. Oh, wait, was this some white boy shit? I think there's some overlap in audience. Yeah, definitely.

By the looks of it. The guy in the McNab jersey, maybe. I think they think I'm gay. Yeah. Oh, they do. Oh, yeah. They definitely do. And are they wrong? Do a lot of people? A lot of people do. Oh, they do. Yeah, they definitely do. And are they wrong?

Do a lot of people? A lot of people do. I don't know. Do you? You don't know if you are or not? No, I'm not. As far as you know. This could be a beautiful moment.

Yeah, come on, KB. Imagine that. KB. You guys want to see KB come out? KB. KB's about to come out. KB. You got the hat already.

KB. Live your truth, bro. If you live every day from now on super flamboyantly, it would just be a butterfly. Yeah, look at you. Breaking out the chrysalis. Look at this guy. He's about to do it. I hate you.

So are you going to do it? Come out? Yeah. Let's have a come out, Will. There's no Tim McGraw song in the world that can save your mom right now. She's rolling around listening to this. I'm like killing her. Yeah, no, she is.

It's a bad week for Ms. Bauer. I hate her to stop watching. She hates it when you go on trips. Why does she watch every second? You're her baby boy. Does she watch live? My boy, my baby boy. Yes.

I think every single thing I do. What's up? Let's have her care package. Yes, shout out. Let's send her something nice, Mrs. Bauer. She's ruining my life. She's a narcissist. She watches live.

Why? Narcissist. Let's get this. Let's get this. My content should revolve around her undesired. Why does your voice sound like that? She's a narcissist. Have you told her this, or is this you telling her

right now? Look into the camera. Look into the camera. Pull that mic closer to your mouth. I love her. Pull your mic closer. You gotta stop watching. Mom, you gotta stop watching. Is my mic not in front of his mouth? It's okay. It's alright. TJ's gone.

TJ's on God mode. He just pops up from nowhere. TJ, what time's your tattoo tomorrow? After the show. Oh, fuck yes. You guys watched the Lakers game from God mode yesterday. Yeah, you guys were very fun. You didn't see anything?

Oh, I was courtside. And then I would come up every now and then. I would come hang out with them. To take a picture? Yeah. How are you guys making out up here? Everything okay up here? I was like, did you guys even see the game? What? You stayed because they went on the run. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How are you guys making out up here? Everything okay up here? Yeah, you stayed because they went on the run. I was like, did you guys even see the game?

What? You stayed because they went on the run. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They went on a crazy run. It was awesome. LeBron's way shorter in real life. What?

He's like 5'6". I've been saying that. Yeah. Sneaky. He's fucking mad short. He's like the shortest one on the Lakers. It's crazy. Damn, you guys are far back.

Nah. Yeah. I was practically courtside. Steven saw Mike Evans was there. back. Nah. Yeah. And Stephen saw Mike Evans was there? That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Who could imagine a football player going to Super Bowl week? He was on one last night, yeah. He's been on one all week.

All week. This is the time of his life. He thinks Bruce Valanche is a top five celebrity. He thinks that Mike Evans being at a Lakers game, they have the Valanche table out there. The Valanche. If you have one Valanche table that is just like, fuck yes, Bruce Valanche. He's the guy.

Damn. I think at one point we were like telling him to go say hi to Mike Evans, and he was like legitimately considering it. Yeah, he was like walking down the court side. Yeah, why didn't he? You can go say hi to Mike Evans. He would have had to zip line down to him. Yeah, he wouldn't have made it.

He would have waited too far. I don't get the desire of going to a game and sitting that far away. We didn't know we were sitting that far. But what is one benefit of it? Che was in charge of the tickets. What makes that better than watching on television? Because you're there. Yeah, but what makes it fun to be there that high up?

What is the environment that you like? What's happened to you? What is this? What is serious? What's happened to you? I've also... What is this? What is serious? I get going to a good seat. I just don't get going that far away. Sporting events are about the people you go to the sporting event with. In 10 years, you're probably not going to remember who won the game.

If it's just a regular season game, you're going to remember who you went with, that Steven was acting a fool. He was there with Mike Evans. Work side, fucking whooping it up. I'm not being a cynic. I'm just wondering. And that's my... I explained it. Now I'm on your side. He was there with Mike Evans. We were outside fucking whooping it up. We were being a cynic. I'm just wondering. And that's my explanation. And you explained it.

Now I'm on your side. I'll always remember the run. Yeah, that run was crazy. They cut it from 25 to 10. Yeah. It was nuts. Over like 30 minutes. They were going crazy.

The whole, people were, there was a standing ovation happening. Damn. Imagine if they had actually won. And then they lost it. We would have burnt that place to the fucking ground. They were doing so well. And then they just started strictly going for threes, and they missed every single shot.

It was shocking. See, we're talking sports with that. We're talking sports with that. I would have killed LeBron on spot if I was the coach. Damn. There's that white guy, too, out there. Should we do one more wet wheel? Because we've got to get it done before Orlando Skandrick gets here.

So we're not going to put Skandrick on the wet wheel? I don't know. It's going to be hard, I'd say. Is he here? If he's here, we can throw him on more wet wheel because we've got to get it done before Orlando Scandrick gets here? So we're not going to put Scandrick on the wet wheel? I don't know. It's going to be hard, I'd say. Is he here? If he's here, we can throw him on the wet wheel. It seems like there's a lot of people arriving, but I don't see anyone actually here. Why don't we throw him on the wet wheel, and if he gets chosen, we'll just be like, hey, dude, you lost. We'll have to break it to him.

Yeah, when he shows up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When he shows up, we're just like, bro, you've got to go. All right, so yeah, do that, TJ. Do the rest of the – anyone who hasn't gotten wet and Orlando Scandrick. Do that thing. I will do a wet weaver. It's huge.

I think we have a bigger crowd today because everyone wants to see Blackout KB. Yeah. Blackout KB. No, they don't give a fuck. Let's do another shot, KB. Dude, can you get Blackout again? Maybe tomorrow or Friday? We have five over here.

Please just get Blackout again. Three Fridays? Yeah, look at that. Line him up another one, Brandon. Has anyone told Tank that he's not on tomorrow? Tank was in the pool for eight hours. I have an issue that happened when I left. What?

Me too. When I left, I walked to the wet wheel, and I was walking, and a car... The wet wheel. A car drove past me, and somebody said, Brandon Walker, you suck. Fine, that's funny. It sounded exactly like Frank Fleming. Oh, no. That's the honest-to-God truth.

Cody was with me. I said, was that Frank? Did Frank just tell me I sucked? And it was a nice car. It was like a Lamborghini or something. Oh, that's what Abe Miranda drives. Yeah, Abe Miranda drives a Lamborghini. Oh, he does.

His god cousin is a Lamborghini. I think Frank Fleming just told me I suck right out here on Sunset Booth. Was he wrong? No. Yeah. We're carrying Frank on stage tomorrow. All of our rooms are poolside. Right.

Except mine. Frank forgot to put the blinds. Yes, he did. Oh, no. Oh, no. The whole pool saw him changing. No, shut up. That's not true.

That didn't happen. It's not egregious. Did you see it? Did it actually happen? Also, Kyle, the bathroom windows aren't great. I saw you getting out of the shower multiple times. No, you didn't. I did.

I actually saw you. How did I get out? We saw Frank naked. There's a little square window. You linger right before you get in and out of the shower. Kyle, your door was unlocked. I was in your room while you were sleeping. Little brown-haired boy just going past the window.

Set it up with Scandrick on it. Yeah, let's get Orlando. Here we go. Why did the font get so... Oh, Orlando threw a wrench in that. Is he here? No, he's not here. He's still 15 minutes out.

But if he loses, we'll tell him. Can we gauge how excited the crowd is for the fifth round pick out of Boise State, Orlando Scandrick? Boo! Oh, we have some tweets for him. We have... Oh, no. Eagles fans don't like that.

Yeah, the Eagles fans are out. Let's go, boys! Let's go! It will be a good interview because we have the tweets that will be very fun to read. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Nick is actually worried that he might get his ass kicked. I've said some fuck shit about Orlando.

About Scandrick or about Harper? No, both. We went back. Yeah, we parsed my Twitter, and I have some real messed up shit I've said about him. The Eagles fans, you have to boo him when he gets here. Please, dude. Please.

Just stick with him. They will. And maybe the Bruce Valanche table, too. Yeah, Bruce. Yes, yes. Just say Bruce, and no one will know. What an unholy alliance. Bruce Valanche and the Eagles fans.

Their powers combined. That's a strong crew. All right, here we go. Spin it. DJ, spin that shit. This would be awesome if you made it. And we just were like, all right, either you can go get wet or... You gotta be...

Kyle Bauer. Kyle. Safe. Scandrick. Scandrick's not... We're like, either you get wet or you leave. Yeah, you could leave. Or just easily leave.

But your career is over. Yeah, he would just leave immediately. Yeah, he would. Not a big deal. Not to Orlando. Nicky. Nick might be dryest of the week. Way to go, Nick. He Not a big deal. Not your lane though. Icky! Icky might be dryest of the week. Way to go there. He's trending that way. I'm trending that way.

He's trending dry. I dressed for wet today though. I'm pressed up. Owen. Oh shit. Skandrick is... Skandrick. It's gonna be tough to convince. So we probably don't need to lose big here for Scandrick.

Yeah! Fuck! 10x! So best of seven right here. Can we do another shot? Yeah, give me more. I knew I was going to get it today. Give me boots.

I knew I was going in today. Pass it around. Does anybody need to go to the bathroom with me? Does anybody want to? I have to go to the bathroom. So we'll all take three, and then you take someone from the crowd. Where's that M&M wearing, girl? You boys want to go to the bathroom?

Let's go, boys. All right. This is a dream come true. So what happens? What happens? Should I just go? If Scandrick... I think we should show him the tweets and then have Nick be the person that has to go with him to the pool.

Nick, do not leave when he's here. Please don't. I'm begging you. Definitely leave when he's here. Yeah, I'm going to have to leave when he's here because he's going to get here and I'm going to be like, all right, you've got to go get wet. And he's going to say, no, you go get wet.

You guys do. Roan's here. Roan has it. It didn't work. Roan has it. Or I could just go right. Well, let's just spin it. Let's spin it.

No, let's spin it. Let's see who loses for real. Skandrick's got bad luck, man. He's going to delay it, and then I'm going to have to go like. He's probably nervous as hell. I got this. I got this. I got this. Bad luck You gotta want it you're gonna want to be dry Get there. Get there. Well, you want it more.

You need to want it more. TJ, you played Bangarang by Skrillex. You gotta ask yourself, why should I be the driest? You sing Bangarang. I was born dry. Yeah, you were. I was born dry yeah you were

it was an anomaly you were born so dry it was weird your mom isn't a dry girl I'm back best of three it's a full reset Isn't it? Try girls. Oh, I'm back. 2-2. 2-2. That's a three.

It's a full reset. Come on. I got this. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 2-2.

2-2. He definitely leaves. Yes. Yes. The wheel is just. The wheel is just. The wheel is just. Come on, big guy.

Wet ass Scandrick. Sorry, Orlando. Come on. Yes. Yes. Oh, wow. We got ourselves a wet Scandrick. So he lost.

So wait, what? That means we have to do a two wet Thursday. No, well, no. I have to. Oh, fuck. Are you saying you got to go head to head? No, I have to either convince him to go get wet or I have to go get wet. No.

I have the option. If I can convince him to go to the pool, then I'm fine. Yeah, we'll see whether or not you're a 10X. Right. If I can't convince him to go to the pool, I will go get wet. That's fair. That's fair. The wheel is just.

The wheel is just. The wheel is just. But if he goes and gets wet, do we have to add another wet wheel? Yeah, probably. I want Sass to be the one that breaks it to him that he has to get wet. Please. Please. What's his name?

I'd love for someone to be super conservative, super liberal today. Oh, man. Are you guys doing shots? I'd love to. That guy's jersey says the big muncher. He is the big muncher. He is the big muncher. How about that?

The odds of Orlando Scandrick are not even here. He lost. I know. The odds are good. He had no wheel experience. Sucks to suck, bro. He's going to think it's rigged, too.

You can't... Don't say that. You can't come in... You can't come in to the wheel your first time and expect to win. Oh, come on. His birthday is tomorrow?

Really? Yeah. Oh, man. You got a Scandrick prep sheet? I did. This ass made his own. That's solid producing by Stephen Shea. Part of me just wants to – should I just go and then I come back?

No, just go. But then I can get back by the time he gets here, so it's like. Sounds like you want to get wet. Well, I just, I don't want to be stuck. If you're going to go, you've got to go. I'm just going to go. You're going to go? Let's go, big cat.

All right, all right. Let's go. You made the people happy. You made the people happy. It's 10X. All right. It's 10X. Wait, wait, no.

What no? Don't go yet. Why? Because I don't idea. Wait, wait. No. What no? Don't go yet. Why? Because I don't think I'm going to be able to convince him. Is he en route? Where is he? He's on his way. What's his status?

Do you know that for a fact? Yes. So what I'm saying is if I go now, I'll be back by the time he gets here. Kyle, we're going to be okay. Relax. We'll be all right. He lost the wheel. I know, but he's not going to do it, and I'm going to have to go do it.

What do you mean call him? All right, fine. I'll call him. What do you mean? What do you mean? I don't know what I know, but he's not going to do it, and I'm going to have to go do it. What do you mean call him? All right, fine, I'll call him. What do you mean? What do you mean? I don't know what I mean, what I mean. He has his number. No, I don't. Take a shot.

Take a shot. Take a shot. To Scandrick. Kyle, the other three shots are over there if you want. Watch for Nick, though. Watch for Nick to go to the bathroom with someone. All right, I'm going. I'll be back.

Sick cat. You're going? All right, I'm going. I'll be back. Sick cat. You're going? All right. Little wet cat. I have a feeling the wheel is not going to be happy about this. Oh, shit. All right. Going through a metal detector?

Okay. All right. It's a nice belt. Crack that thing. Can't have a wet belt. Oh, jeez. Yay! Thanks.

Okay, you can. So we're not going to talk until he gets back? No, I don't think so. I think we've, yeah. Just sit here? There goes our lifeblood. I think he just got real tense when that belt came off. Yeah.

Flashbacks. I was a bad loser. And I've been lately. So this is a picture of you and your sister that Rowan's wearing? Yeah, that's right. Huh. Yeah, that's right. You look suspiciously like Tommy Walker. It looks like Tommy Walker. Yeah, I look like picture of you and your sister that Rowan's wearing? Yeah, that's right. Huh. Yeah, that's right. It looks suspiciously like Tommy Walker.

It looks like Tommy Walker. Yeah, I look like one of you. You look like my son. Is Tommy Walker yours? That's a big logical gap. No, no, no. That's a big... Because he would have had to have been...

Right. I had just come back from fucking your wife, and my mom took that picture. That's why I was so tired. I destroyed your wife's pussy. How old were you when Connie Walker was born? I can't do the... I was probably like 12.

She was still very energetic afterwards. His wife? She wasn't tired. No, no, no. I put in all the work. You know how that goes, Brandon. I do. I very much do. I'm enjoying this. I feel like that bodes well for Tommy's future. That he's Nick's kid instead of mine?

No, that he looks like Nick. Young Tommy Walker looks like Nick. Nick's cute as fuck. Tommy Walker's going to grow up to be cute as fuck. Don't we agree? Hurry up. That's the most silent the crowd has ever been.

Everybody was confused. I think they were clapping a big cat walking by back there. That's what it was. God damn it. The back row especially does not give a single fuck. The back row's rowdy, dude. The Philly boys are rowdy. You guys wanna go drink in the fucking

bathroom? Go to the bathroom. Nick, go to the bathroom. If you want to ride that... Join the Zoom link. Wait, where's Big Cat? I don't know if you can video in the bathroom, can you? That doesn't seem legal.

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the ultimate level of privacy because there's no screenshotting allowed, and everybody here can get some free money, basically. It's like $10 if you hit that QR code that should be in front of you. Bro, are they beefing with you? Fucking throwing food at me. Was that a mini? Was that a mini? If you throw food at him again, he gets to kick you in the head with the ankle weight.

You bitch. God damn. They're breading you? They're breading me, yeah. They breaded you. What type of shit is this, dude? This isn't like the gallows. You can't just throw fruit at bread.

Just throw bread. That's crazy. Actually, if somebody brought a bunch of tomatoes, that would be funny. Can we get one of those tubes? You want a tube? A tower?

Yeah. We gotta fill it up with some new energy. They said this was like a TikTok hangout, like a popular TikTok hangout. Yeah, it is. Like two years ago. No, it wasn't. Still is, you think? I have no idea.

I think it was less than two years ago, though. So why'd you shit on me? Good point, good point. You had to shit on me for a minute. I had to. I got to keep you humble. That's right, bro. Hell yes.

Sing that song. Sing that song that your mom sent you. How's it go? Humble in Time. Did you not watch it? I didn't watch it. You always have to be humble in time. Wait, what was the tweet that Dana's mom said?

Like, she was worried that the guy on the inside isn't good. She's turning into the guy on the outside, yeah. We probably have the same moms. Yeah. But you have a completely different guy on the inside isn't good. He's turning into the guy on the outside, yeah. We probably have the same moms. Yeah. But you have a completely different guy on the inside. You've never met him. Wait, me? Yeah.

You unleashed him a little bit yesterday. Yeah, I did. What? You think I can hit Hank with this? Hank? Yeah. Yeah, probably. No, don't throw it.

Don't do it. It's going to turn into a food fight where we're just getting glasses thrown at us. That would be good. You feel the time. Big Cat leaves for five minutes. We're just getting smoked with shot glasses. These shot glasses would fuck someone up. This is what Stephen Chay threw at Brandon.

He threw a fucking big-ass shot glass at the Yak Live show. It hit me in my chest. That's what made Hannah think it was okay. Because his vibe for his perfect Friday night was an abortion song. Yeah. It was the Freshman by... The Verve. The Verve, yes.

And then he took it out on you. Most songs are abortion songs, though, if you listen. Yeah, you've got to find the deeper meaning. What's another example of one? Let me think. Let her go. Let her go. Let's let her cry.

Well, well. No, you just have to think about it a little bit. You've got to think about it a little bit. It's most songs. A little bit. A little bit. Also, the dozen is tonight. People should definitely come out to the dozen after.

I don't think they can get tickets, but. They can't? Yeah. Well, maybe some people will be coming. It's sold out in eight minutes. Damn. God, damn. I think they're get tickets. They can't? Yeah. Well, maybe some people will be coming. It's sold out in eight minutes. Damn. God, damn. Always be my baby.

And the B is short for blend. Let's go. He's ready for it. Let's go. Yeah, baby. You going to be there? You're about to give D-Lo a conniption. That was a good one.

I don't know. My guy's got the Yak shirt on, though. Oh, shit. He's living the Yak squad. Oh, he just jumped in. Oh, damn. We missed it entirely. I saw it.

He walked right in. It was funny. Is he walking right through? I don't know what he's doing. Shoes on. He's got the nauticas. They're literally nautical shoes. Yeah, that's it.

He's struggling to swim. No, he's walking. I think he's just walking right through the pool. Break it. Brandon, look at his legs. I can't see because you took my fucking seat. he hurt himself not walking i'm still here he's peeing oh he's good frank's not gonna like that frank is gonna be better than he got it out though oh is that a little pool of pee next to him what was that little bundle of bubbles

that's gonna stay in his jeans. What is that? What is that? Oh, it's his mask? Oh, don't put it. Oh, no. He's on that mask. Oh, he's on that mask. That's 10x.

Oh, no. Yeah. I can't believe he pissed mask. That was the one thing the sponsors didn't want. Why the fuck did he do this in the first place? He's the flagship namesake of the show. Well, he's not a yak. The yak with whom? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right. We're just co. He's going the first place. He's the flagship namesake of the show. Well, he's not a yak. The yak with whom?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right. We're just co. He's going the wrong way. Six of us make up one co. He's walking past Frank's window. Avert your eyes. Oh, is that a secret?

Where is he going? That's just more ways to get into our hotel with ease. That's the fastest route. Thank you. You're mapping out the video game level. You're 106 and your lock doesn't work I'm 108 That's true Yeah, it's really true

I'll let anybody in So I thought the hotel I thought the hotel was just us And it's not It's not that crazy woman She's there She's not crazy It's not that crazy woman. She's there. She's there. She's not crazy. She's funny.

She loves you. Where is she? I don't know. She's looking at me somewhere. Yeah. You or me? She got thrown into a full Nelson by one of the security guards. Yeah, she did. That was awesome. I don't think he's tall enough to put her in a full Nelson. It's an illegal wrestling match. I'll show her a half Nelson. Alright, TJ. I'm thirsty as fuck.

Can I get this in? I'm lost. I don't know. Just go. Just walk half nose. All right, TJ, I'm thirsty as fuck. Can I get to see him? I'm lost. I don't know. I'm thirsty. Just go. We can't film in the bathroom. Just walk in there. First off, Nick, drink something outside of the bathroom. Who are you afraid of?

I'm afraid of the fucking stoolies, man. Some burner on Twitter? Okay, stop wearing skater stuff. Yeah. I will. But you're not. Do it right now. You love it.

Do it right now. Yeah, exactly. I love it. And he likes drinking in the bathroom. No, he doesn't. And he likes wearing the LeB right now. You love it. Do it right now. Yeah, exactly. I love it. And he likes drinking in the bathroom. No, he doesn't. And he likes drinking in the garage. Nick wants to get fucking wasted. Let's get him drunk.

I'm going to do like four shots. Who gives a shit? I do. Same dude on Twitter made you feel bad. Yeah, he did. Was it Dio? It was Dio. I don't want the wrath of Dio.

Dio's going to keep you fucking honest the entire time. I'm going to go get juiced up a little bit Run up, get juiced up, come back, stumbling Slur in your words And word in your slurs Take the shot Let's go I do have to go to the bathroom

Why don't you get out of here We'll take care of business Anybody else need a break? Brandon? I've already been wet. I'm wet, so I'm good. Why is your hair getting the volume back? Were you using that wood?

You must have been using it. It smelled the smooth brandy. All right, they've thrown bread at us twice. No more bread thrown. No more bread thrown. Both of you. You both get your asses whipped. The Philly dudes get to beat the shit out of you if you throw any more bread.

And they got a bloodlust. I can tell. No more bread thrown. I don't even get to start with shit out of you if you throw any more bread. And they got a bloodlust. I can tell. No more bread throwing. And don't even start with the Valanche boys. They're getting quickly shit-faced. I've been using the wood all week and it has me

shining. It is a good product. No, they gave me another option. They placed other shampoos in there and I've completely eschewed the shampoos. You eschewed it. I've been off the golden hour. You eschewed it.

I eschewed it, bro. I eschewed it real fucking fast. Good work. I mean, they got the all-in-one shampoo conditioner, the moisturizer, the fucking deodorant. Go to getwood.com. Go to your local CVS. Get some wood in your life. Get some wood.

Get some wood in your life. Why are they throwing muffins at you, Brandon? Are you instigating them? No, no, no. Because I feel like it could be your fault a little bit. Give me a 20. Because I'm going to defend you. Give you a 20?

Give me a 20. All right. I asked for the first piece of bread. He threw it. He made a bad throw. I didn't catch it. Nicky. The second throw.

I am on your side. The second throw was completely on his own volition. I don't know where it came from. Shut the fuck up. That was. I have no idea. He was giving you free food. I wasn't looking. Did you just take a shot? They didn't let me. What do you mean they didn't let where it came from. Shut the fuck up. I wasn't looking.

Did you just take a shot? They didn't let me. What do you mean management? They wouldn't let me. They wouldn't let you what? Take shots into the bathroom. You're LeBron James. I know. They'll hear about this.

Big Cat. Hey, we got Big Cat back in the building. Looking wet as hell. Ooh, good volume on the hair there. Yeah, he looks good. He looks good. Dude, Scandrick would never.

Orlando Scandrick, not on his best day. Not on his birthday could Orlando Scandrick pull off a move like that. We interviewed Scandrick. He's no Big Cat. Give it up for Big Cat. Give it up for Big Cat. Big time 10X. Dunked himself.

Came back, lived to tell the tale. Peed all over the place. Has the pee mask. Do you have pee in your jeans right now? I can't believe you pee masked. You promised me you wouldn't. You're drinking enough water. You look incredible for your weight.

Oh, KB. KB's such a hater. Hater of the week. You carry your weight well. Oh, my God, I'm so wet. What is his weight? What is his weight that he carries? I would kill for your height.

So wet. You are wet as fuck. Oh, oh. Yeah, you're wet. Oh, that's fucking terrible. Did it look cool? It did. The fact you peed.

Everyone wanted to. Few admitted it. I think we need to admit something, though. I can't lie to you. What? We were talking, and we didn't see you jump in. Wait, are you serious? Yeah, 100%.

Sass said that he saw it. He said it looked cool as fuck. Wait, but it played. It played. It played. People saw it. We just didn't see it. Can you replay it?

I want to watch it. Yeah, let's see if we can replay it. Did you belly flop? Yeah, I did. It played. People saw it. We just didn't see it. Can you replay it? I want to watch it. Yeah, let's see if we can replay it. Did you belly flop? Yeah, you did belly flop today. Yeah, I did. I did. Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

So are we getting video of that? I saw it, Big Cat. It looked awesome. Okay, there we go. TJ, I do not have a belly flop to do. Fuck. Fuck. We should have already done belly flop.

You should have got some Pink Whitney from the hotel. Wait a minute. You pissed your pants. You're a bathroom. Yes. That's what I need to do. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Just let me in the shirt. Let me under the hotel. Wait a minute. You pissed your pants. You're a bathroom. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Just let me in the shirt. Let me under the shirt.

Yeah, let him in the shirt. That works. Take a shot under the shirt. The ultimate loophole. What did you do with the shots? You left the shots in the... We need more shots. My shots got confiscated.

They're all gone. Confiscated? No, people were... We need more shots. I am so mad. They confiscated your fucking... Another round of shots. And that's chicken fries. I walked into the bathroom and Nick was getting carried out by security.

Wait, you can't do this here. Yeah, just walk straight in. Wait, who didn't let you in? There it is, Nick. You just missed it again. They missed it again. I'm withdrawing from alcohol. Were those Donica shoes the perfect shoes for getting wet?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I just walked straight in. Look at that. And then I peed. That's a broken bed. Yeah, no, I knew I was going to – this is going to be my third shower of the day. You could maybe put, like, accidental decaf on the water.

Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Don't fucking write my jokes for me. That's good. Do you make those? Fucking idiot. I thought you had a writer's room. No, Memes does a lot of them. Sometimes I'll send him ideas, but he also comes up.

He knows me, so we're kind of, like him ideas but he also comes up. He knows me so we're kind of like one in the same. He knows like I like coffee. Yeah, shout out Memes. It would be awesome

if you did have a writer's room of just coffee. Just like a hundred people. We should do it as a sketch. That would be super funny. And then Jeff Bezos comes in and just smashes you up

against the wall. There's a lot everywhere. Yeah. People should go watch. And then it cuts to a talkies ad. Yeah. That new Last Day Ever sketch? Oh, yeah. We're doing a sketch show.

The long piss. Yeah, we're doing a sketch show. It was Sass and Nick shot in Donnie's apartment or something like that? Yeah, that's right. Donnie's mansion. Or did you go back to New York? I went back to New York. Just to piss off Theo. It is very funny.

They have this big-ass mural and they don't like it. It's so big. They're like, yeah, we don't really love it that much. What, is it Donnie's apartment? Yeah. Apparently Donnie just got it

and the other roommates hate it. Graffiti work. Awesome. Alpha. It's going to take like 20 coats of white paint to get over it, so it'll be expensive. It's very expensive. Oh, shit of white paint to get over it, so it'll be expensive.

Damn. And like Donnie looks sick in it, and then the other ones look really bad. Damn. Yeah, it's tough. They gave him like sweet hobbies, and then they just made them nerds. One of them has like a hole in his tooth, and then he's like, I don't even know. Where's Orlando's goofy ass? Orlando's goofy ass. He always does this shit.

Oh, he got the poop. Bro, what about the fucking, I see I even forgot the guy's name. He always does this shit. Oh, he got the poop. Bro, what about the fucking... I see I even forgot the guy's name. He's a top five celebrity. Bruce Valanche. Bruce Valanche. That's how big of a celebrity he is. I keep forgetting his fucking name.

Should we get him on tomorrow? We're probably good. I mean, we could walk down the street and just like... He's got Shake Shack right now. Yeah, he is. He's got paintball guns. KB, you asked for a paintball gun yesterday. Oh, did I? It's great Jack right now. Yeah, he is. He's got like a paintball gun. He's out there. Hey, but you asked for a paintball gun yesterday. Oh, did I?

I'm crazy again. You really want that. I want to light him up. You really want that. You want to light up the crowd? Yeah. I said that yesterday? Yeah, you said that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about some of that silly string? Drunken thoughts. Shoot some of that silly string. Sober thoughts. Sober thoughts, yeah. It's not the same. The aspiring spot, someone with a silly string.

Yeah. All right, we don't have to. We don't have to. Yeah, why not. Why not? All right. We got to decide what we're doing tomorrow, though, like now, because I have to fucking tell everyone what we're doing. We're doing a relay. A relay.

A relay race. 7-0-1 versus Jay. How long? What's the distance? Should we do a mile? I've taken care of the 5K. So a 5K is completely like we don't need to do a 5K. If we do a mile, we should live stream it.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. And then we could all sprint it. Okay. But a mile, we wouldn't be able to all, like, we would, or I guess, yeah, we could. We'd just do shorter. Yeah.

Yeah. Does Che agree to a? A mile? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a better chance at a mile, right? A new for Nick. In just a mile. Yes, yes, yes.

Enter his blouse. I think you just need to come in once, and then you're in. Is Orlando here? You don't have to lay in here. Is Orlando here? Okay. If someone wants to get more for Nick, that's not going to be the trick. That's just chemicals.

Oh, you're spilling on me. I'm just getting doused. I'm more wet. A man who's... You're not done? You're not done? Jesus fucking Christ, Nick. God damn it.

Stop silly stringing. This is... I hate this. You're just spilling all over me. Can I see it? Okay, you're done. I don't want to get a spray. Oh!

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can you just dry that off with your shirt or something can you even have a sip no that was a full moon wait this color's

a perfect iceberg sorry that's I mean it's alright I'm already wet it's just right it was right on my phone it was directly directly on my phone yeah that was on accident no it's okay. I'm already wet. It was right on my phone.

Directly on my phone. Yeah, that was on accident. No, it's okay. Fuck it. Who needs a phone? Is it destroyed? Yeah, it's dead. It's gone forever. Now Orlando has no idea how to get here.

Yeah, he's lost. And he's not going to answer any of our DMs. He's definitely been calling the entire time. Scandrick's been calling. So Scandrick and Marlon Humphrey might get here at the same time, so Nick is really going to get fucked. Oh, God. I don't want to do this.

I didn't know I'd be in this position when I made these tweets. No, it's going to be great. You have to stand on your word. You have to stand on what you said. All right, so we need everyone in the crowd to really help with this. Nick has created fake tweets that are really vicious towards Orlando Scandrick and Marlon Humphrey.

So we're going to show him and be like, the anatomy of a hater. Like, wow, this guy is crazy. It's going to be Nick. So we need, like, when we show them for everyone to be like, whoa, that's fucked up. Shake your head in disapproval. React like you're at a Wendy Williams show. Yeah, exactly.

Bro, are you going to take that? Dude, you're credulous. Whip his ass. Whip his ass. You've got to find this dude and kick his ass. Yeah, whoa. That type of shit. But is it going to be obviously Nick?

No, it's... I mean, if you look at him, it is. But you have to actually look at him and then look back. It's pretty obvious. Do you have the Lakers jersey on in the profile picture? Yes. I took the picture right before I came on stage. It's the most recent version of me.

You want to show one? Just show one, TJ. They're not here. Just show one. Let's do a test. I have them all together. Oh, you should cut them up. I didn't.

Oh, you should cut them up. Can you cut them up, TJ? This one, I was starting when I was writing these. I was like, maybe I could fuck them. So I was like, Orlando Scandrick, amazing body, god-awful football player. All right, can you cut them up, TJ? I was starting when I was writing these. I was like, maybe I could fuck them. So I was like, Orlando Scandrick, amazing body, god-awful football player. Alright, can you cut them up, TJ, for when we do it and we'll go like a

slideshow? Yeah, we have real ones, too. Yeah, we'll start with a couple real ones for both of them, and then we'll go to Nick's and we'll do like one by one. They're all real. Some of them just aren't Nick. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, they are all real. Nick did say all those things.

Damn, I should have never poured that drink all over your shit. What were you saying? He's a Ravens cornerback at a Hoover High? Or no? What are you talking about? Yes, that'd be correct. Okay. Just making sure. There's a whole prep sheet in front of you.

You've nailed this. Yeah, you're good. Where's he going to sit? In between me and Brandon? No, I'll give him my seat. No, no, no, no. Well, if they come together sheet in front of you. You've nailed this. Yeah. You're good. Where's he going to sit? In between me and Brandon? No, I'll give him my seat. No, no, no, no. Well, if they come together, then one of you will have to get up. I'll give him my seat.

I'll go sit over there. Wheel for that? Wheel for who gives up the seat. Let's do it now. Let's do it now. I always give up my seat. I'll give up my seat. I don't like that.

We're a wheel show. Yeah, let's wheel for it. But leave Big Cat off of it. And Ron. No, it's just the two of you. Oh, okay. Oh, just us? Oh, all right. Actually, do you want me to be not talking's just the two of you. Oh, okay.

Actually, do you want me to be not talking so I can't defend you? No, no, no. You've got to be in the mix. Yeah, you're wet. Ew. I've heard that sound millions of times. Officially wet. Oh, Brandon's wife. Oh, you missed a whole...

Oh, we did a Brandon's wife riff? Well, Nick did. Tommy Walker looks exactly like... This is his picture right here on my shirt. Oh, you missed a whole. Yeah, you missed a whole. Oh, we did a Brandon's wife riff? Well, Nick did. How'd that go? Tommy Walker looks exactly like, because look at this. This is his picture right here on my shirt. This is young Nick. Oh, yeah. He looks kind of like Tommy Walker.

That is Tommy Walker. Nick came clean. Can I get a clap for Tommy Walker? Yeah, Tommy Walker. I always enjoy that. Legend. You want me to just go get Pink Whitney? Yeah.

Yeah, we'll take some Pink Whitney. Yeah, we'll just grab a little. I love Pink Whitney. I'd love to drink some Pink Whitney. Can I just have your shirt? Why do you need a shirt? No. No.

I've shown my breasts enough this trip. And today. But you've lost weight since yesterday. I have. I ran five. Yeah, you actually have. I ran three miles. You look significantly better.

You do look lean as fuck today after having run that five day. Thank you. If one of us pissed on you. If one of you pissed fuck today after having run that five day. Thank you. If one of us piss on me, if one of you piss on me, I am a bath run. That's true. I could do that right now. You know where we're pissing? Or we could bring someone up to piss. And Nick can drink.

If they put a puddle, then Nick can drink in the puddle, right? Dave is here. Get up for Dave. Give it up for Dave. And most of all, give it up for Dave. Give it up for Dave. And most of all, give it up for Kareem. Your president. We should play taps.

Is that duty free? I think Orlando's here. I saw him walk in. And he's probably behind the stage right now. He's going to come up. He's right behind us, isn't he? He's right behind us right now. Oh, yeah, there we go. All right, let's get Bruce Valanche.

We need the Bruce Valanche fans, too. Bruce Valanche. They better fucking show up. If you don't turn around. That's Pete. Hey, Pete. I have to get breakfast with him, but he won't let me. No, you have to do it.

You only have two days left, Pete. You've got to get breakfast. Can you get me his room key? I will get you his room key. All right, then I'm busting in. What room are you in, Pete? Look at Pete. Look at that fuck.

Are there going to be bitches in your room? Pete's definitely been to the body shop. Pete looks like Pete Davidson. Look at those butthole eyes on him. Got him. Got his ass. Ew, you can tell I want to hurt. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, Pete. He didn't want to come to that. I thought we were busting balls. I think I look You can tell I want to hurt. I know.

I'm sorry. He didn't want to come to that. I think I look skinnier when I'm wet. You look great as fuck today. I'm telling you, dude. Quit it with that. Quit it with that. Where's Orlando's goofy ass?

Get him up here. Orlando. Is he right behind us? That would be awesome. Hey. Hey. There he right behind us? That would be awesome. Hey! There he is. You got the Eagles fans. Bruce Lance fans are not doing anything.

They're not doing shit. What? Holy fuck. Is he going to sit here? Oh, yeah. I was asking for his vaccine ID. No, no, no Come up here Come up here

Come up here Come up, come up He's fucking with you Damn, that backfired What's up man? That was a major backfire Orlando was ready to just leave He's like, uh, He's like, yeah.

I don't think so, bro. What's up, man? You have Eagles fans that hate you. Oh, they're the worst. Oh, they're right there. Where are they? They're booing your ass. All the way in the back.

What are they here for? It's not the draft. Oh. Shit. Shit. And then you also have some Bruce Valanche fans that also hate you. They hate you. No, they're saying Bruce.

Yeah. Oh. Do you know who Bruce Valanche is? You hate you. No, they're saying Bruce. Yeah. Oh. Do you know who Bruce Valanche is? You know what I mean? No, but I love them. Man, I don't hate the Eagles fans. I just hate the Eagles GM. I don't mind the Eagles.

They have good fans. They cheer when they lose, cheer when they win. Yeah. They're good fans. You know what I mean? Yeah. They have good fans. I don't have nothing against the fans.

So, Orlando, how's Super Bowl week been going? Are you doing, like, the car wash? You going everywhere? No. I did a few things over at Radio Row, but not the car wash. Brandon, you have experience on Radio Row. I do. I've been to Super Bowl many times.

I've been to Radio Row many times. Get used to it. You know what I mean? It's terrible. It's not that bad. You know what I mean? I told my PR team today, like, don't ever sign me up. Well, I don't have a PR team.

You know what I mean? You don't. You should. Listen, Orlando, are you starting to PR team, you know what I mean? Listen, Orlando, are you starting to sound wet, you know what I mean? We will do, like, you do the regular interviews. We figure, you know, you're going to be here. By the way, would you have gotten in

the pool? No. Okay. I had to get in the pool. He had to get in the pool, you know what I mean? You lost. We spun the wheel and you lost. Where's the pool? It's across the street. Yeah, across the street. It's a very poor hotel across the street. So I had to do it. Good hotel.

Best Western? No, not that one. No, it is. We're staying at the Best Western. That's where I am. All right, so Orlando, we figured. Wait, what's up with the ankle weights? Good question.

Just trying to take care of myself, you know what I mean? Yeah, this is probably weird for you. I mean, you see this guy right here. He's dressed. What do you think? Man to man. California cool. Let's clip that.

All right, so we want to do something a little different. We figured, you know, you've probably been doing the radio road car wash. You've probably been, you know, talking to people. They've been asking the same stuff. Like, what's your pick? What is your pick, by the way? The Bengals. Bengals, yeah yeah let's go

i disagree you know what i mean i don't listen though i always pick wrong so i'm gonna go against what i think wait so then we gotta so your picks the ram as long as it's not the eagles i'm happy okay yeah get your weight up not your hate up get your weight up not your hate up i love them all right so we figured we would uh do you, we wanted to play a little game with you. We tried to find your biggest haters online. Oh, God. And show you the tweets and see what you thought. All right? So, TJ, why don't you show us, like, the anatomy of a couple different haters.

Have you ever confronted a hater or anything like that? No, I don't even have access to my Twitter. Oh, really? Oh, no. I'm not good. I'm impulse. But not even real-life haters? You've never had to? But you're not, like, quick to anger or anything, right? I'm very quick to anger. Okay, all right. All not good. I'm impulse. But not even real-life haters? You've never had to?

But you're not, like, quick to anger or anything, right? I'm very quick to anger. Okay, all right, all right. So let's go. Let's see. Let's check a couple of them out. All right, shut the fuck up. Orlando Skander is one of those few athletes that was bad at the sport he played

and bad at talking about the sport he played. It's usually one or the other. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. You know what I mean? That's fucked up. That's ridiculous. Rebuttal?

What I learned from Jerry Jones is all publicity is great publicity, as long as they're talking about you. I love her, too. I love her, too. You were in the NFL for what? A decade? 12 years? Yeah.

I'd say that, I mean, to stay in the NFL for 12 years, you can't be mad at football. I'd say that my bank account says that. There we go. Okay. Me, too. Good rebuttal. Strong rebuttal.

Let's get another one. Let's go to Okay. Yep. Me too, brother. Good rebuttal. Strong rebuttal. Let's get another one up. Let's go to the next one. Orlando Scandrick is stuck by black balls. That's a lot. That's Christopher Moltisanti. That's the Sopranos. That doesn't do anything, right? That doesn't register?

That one was fucked up. I would say to Christopher that I would like to decline his offer and let him know that I'm a heterosexual. Okay. All he's saying is that you can. You have to be a villain. We all have to be a villain. I do not have to. No, no, no.

I do not have to be a villain. We're all. Okay. Yes. Neither do I. Yes. Okay. That's very fair.

See, he's handling it well. All right. So let's go to the next one. These are good. It's a shame Orlando Skandrick has such a pretty face because if I ever see him, it's going to meet my fucking fist. Holy shit. Damn. You know what I mean?

Damn. I'd like to say that I would walk away and tell him God bless him. Yeah. You would? That's mature. Is that what you would actually do, though? Yeah. I got three kids.

I want to go home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. Well, let's see the next one. It looks like a lot. I got four. Because we have a bunch from this one guy. We found this guy.

Dick too big. All right, here we go. You know what I mean? New word idea. Every time somebody does something really dumb, we call that Orlando Scandricing. Can I trademark it? This is the same guy, too. He's a fucking hater.

This guy looks like you. What? That's blurred out. How the fuck? Wait, too. He's a fucking hater. This guy looks like you. What? That's blurred out. How the fuck? Wait, wait. What? I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

It does, though. Do you know how popular LeBron James is? The Lakers are a popular team. Wait, it does? Wait. Are you serious? Your name is Nick. What's that guy?

It's blurred. That's blurred. It looks like it says Nick. Is it Rick. It looks like it says, is it Rick? It looks like it says Nick. All right, do another one. Show us another one. Show us another one. Not a coincidence, you can rearrange Orlando Scandrick to smell sad old acorn dick.

Yo, what? Is that you? It looks just like you. I think that one's funny. What the fuck? Do we have any more? It's definitely him. That's why he was like, we all have the ability to suck dick.

Orlando Scandrick, amazing body, god-awful football player, can't win them all. Amazing body? Wait, bro. Whoa. Pause, bro. He just said he's heterosexual. Zoom in on that guy's Twitter picture. I want to see that again.

That Twitter picture. Let me see. No. I don't know. What is that? That could be anybody. That could be anyone. It's the same hat.

Wait. What does it feel like? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. No, no, no, no. No. Oh, no. TJ.

What does it feel like finally seeing a face behind one of those scandalous tweets about you? Yeah, it just feels like at the end of the day, people who tweet things like that have to wake up in the morning and still be themselves. Well, you could actually control him not waking up in the morning. Honestly, I don't think it was you. Really? It could have been you, though. It could be anybody. Maybe someone could be using your picture.

Why would anybody do that? That looks like an old picture. Your name is Nick. It's those same glasses even. The same shape of the glasses. This was a bad idea. KB, do you have any questions for Orlando? Because KB does the best research on the program.

What's up? I know your background. I'm a big fan. I know you came out of what you've done. That's a good question. I can't help but think, how do you feel about that?

When you process it fully. I feel great. I the end of the day. I just feel like that you are not probably very smart. I'm kidding. No, no. You're right. He wants to ask you about Boise. What about it?

He wants to ask you if you ever went to Humpin' Hanna's. Boise is not a state. It's not a state. No, but it's Boise State. But Boise is not a state. But not even Boise. Boise, right? Yeah, Boise. Boise. But do you ever go to Hump. But not even Boise, Boise, right? Yeah, Boise.

Boise. But do you ever go to Humpin' Hanna's? I've never been to Humpin' Hanna's. Where's that place at? It's in Boise. No, I've never been. There's like a 70-year-old lady who throws dildos out into the crowd and sings 90s pop music. Well, Boise's growing like crazy.

There's a bunch of Californians are moving there. It's a good town. Who's your quarterback? My quarterback was Jared Zebranski. Oh, fuck. Legend. Wait, so you were in the game? Yeah. I lost a lot town. Who was your quarterback? My quarterback was Jared Sabransky. Oh, fuck. Legend. Wait, so you were in the game? Yeah, I lost a lot of money on that game.

Sorry. I was like, Oklahoma versus Boise? This is going to be the easiest bet of my life. You're not very smart either. No, definitely not. You know what I mean? I was very much like, dude, Boise will never be able to beat Oklahoma. Sure enough.

How sick was that? That was a sick game. It was. It was actually one of my favorite sports moments. Really? Ever. It's incredible just to watch. Being on the winning team, that's a big win. I mean, just to be there the whole week and the way we were treated

and we were treated like we didn't have a chance. Like me? Yeah, I treated you that way. Yeah, that's okay. It was a fucking lock of the century, Oklahoma. I think it was minus seven. I was like, are you kidding me? Adrian Peterson was a beast at the time. Oklahoma's going to kill these guys. Adrian Peterson was running all over everybody. Yeah.

I mean, they kind of did kill you because you had to fucking use trick plays. No, we were winning the whole game. No, you had to use fucking trick plays. Once again, you're not very smart. You had to use trick plays. We were winning for like 45 minutes of the game. You did a bunch of bullshit to try to win that game. You cheated, basically.

It's no big deal. I love that he sat down and said he was mad at his PR team for Radio Row and now you're in this. I love that. Yeah, so they're fired. Somebody's out of a job. They didn't know.

Bye-bye. They had no idea. Did you know that they were going to be calling those trick plays? Did you know what the play calls were on the sideline

or were you just finding it out as it happened like everybody else? No, I'm not privy to having a fucking headset. Yeah.

You're the player. Yeah, yeah. And then what about when Tony Romo fumbled the snap? I was still in college. Oh, shit. Nice try. Not very smart, again. Dez caught it.

I'm trying to think of the different. Dez caught it. Dez did catch it. That is a fact. That's a stone cold fact. Fuck the Packers. Jerry Jones, he's a weird dude. Kind of like Eagles fans.

Yeah. Who? Get your weight up, not your hand up. I like him now. Oh, nice a weird dude. Kind of like Eagles fans. Yeah. Who? Get your weight up, not your hand up. You kind of like them now. Oh, nice. No, I don't like Eagles fans. They have so much hatred. They do.

They do. Let's go. The Eagles don't even like McNabb, yet the guy has the jersey on. Who's loyal to the soil? Bruce for Lance or the Philadelphia Eagles? Bruce. Bruce. Oh, yeah.

Che's got to be having that dumbest smile right now. Bruce for Lance or the Philadelphia Eagles? Bruce. Bruce. Oh, yeah. No, Bruce. Shane's got to be having that dumbest smile right now. Shout out to Bruce for Lance crew. Should we bring up Marlon Humphrey? Oh, yeah. He's here. Yeah, let's bring up Marlon Humphrey. Bring him up. Get him on stage at the same time.

Get both the boys on the stage. Because we might have some tweets about him, too. From the. Oh, no. Probably a different guy, though. No, it can't be the same guy. He has tweets as well. Is it going to't be the same guy. He has tweets as well. Is it going to be from the same guy?

Who's to say? This guy is just a hater. He just hates exclusively. Probably said some terrible stuff on that account. He probably did say some fucking shit. Did you jump in the pool with him? I did. I jumped in the pool with him. We do a stupid thing. It's wet wheel. You actually lost. You should have been in it.. They're wet, too. Yeah. Did you jump in the pool with them? I did. I jumped in the pool with them all.

We do a stupid thing. It's wet wheel. You actually lost. You would love the wet wheel. You should have been in it. You would love the wet wheel. Yeah, you should have been in it. Why wouldn't you do it?

Because I'm an adult. You're a kid. Well, I'm 42 years old. I'm soaking ass wet. 42 going on 14. That's fine. Oh, damn. Your hair dried fast, though, Brandon.

No, it did. Well, it's used to it. It got like a nice volume. Sass, anything you want to get off your chest? He's been a little quiet. What do you got here? Some edibles? Yeah.

Yeah, try it. Try it. Not quite. He's a Mormon. There was a lot of boys he stayed, probably. He grew up in Ogden, Utah. He went to, what did you go, BYU, Idaho? Are you married?

No. Have you been on a mission? I haven't. Yeah, you haven't. Oh, man. He's like a breaking Mormon type of dude. He's No. Have you been on a mission? I haven't. Oh, man. He's like a breaking Mormon type of dude. He's like out in the world trying to break the cycle. Soaking, yes. I soak on occasion.

Send Marlon up here. Soaking, derping. Where's Owen? They put two mattresses next to each other's stage. Do you know what soaking is? Come up. I absolutely have one thing. Oh, yes.

That's fantastic. You know what I mean? We absolutely have one thing. Oh, yes. We were talking about it. You know what I mean? We were talking about it in the locker room. Oh, and just let him up here. You were talking about soaking in the locker room? No, no, no. Hold on. We were talking about what it was, and we were asking a guy that was Mormon, did he actually soak?

Yeah. What did he say? You know what? I can't remember. Shit's a blur. So he definitely soaked. So he was definitely soaking. He did.

He did. He had his penis resting. But then when we looked it up, we was like, what is this? Like, it just goes in one time. in one time and it just sits there. It sits there. It just lays there. It just aisles like a car. I would come so fast if I just lay in there.

I would come so fast. Just lay in there. And you know me. I refuse to bust. He never busts. He never busts. You know. You know that.

You know that. Oh, and just let him up here. You don't have to ask him. Oh, Jesus. All right, Marlon Humphrey. can we get a round of applause for him? The Baltimore Ravens. Let's go. What's up, man?

How we doing? How we doing? Oh, Ron getting the picture. How we doing? Do you have Dak's phone number? I do, but I don't have my phone number. And we're not going to call him like that. Uh-oh.

Oh, that sucked, Brandon. That sucked. Do you have Dak's phone number? I do, but I don't have my phone number. And we're not going to call him on you. Uh-oh. What up, boy? Oh, that sucked, Brandon. You know what I mean? That sucked. All right, Marlon, we were playing a game with Orlando where we were doing, we were finding the biggest Twitter haters. You got to be careful, man. All right?

It's one on the stage. Yeah, so we're going to find, we're going to find. We found them. We dug up a lot. We're going to show you some tweets. I never thought. We thought it would be a little interesting to show you some tweets. There's a lot of haters out here.

There's a lot of haters out here. So we're going to show you a couple, and you tell us what you think. You're in a safe space. Marlon Humphrey has been burnt toast today. That was 10-24-21. That happens. All corners. It happens.

Not all corners. All corners. Champ Bailey didn't happen. Deion Sanders didn't happen. Champ Bailey didn't give up some yards? Nah. He never gave up on the yards? Marlon Humphrey's ass, LOL.

I think the LOL makes it not that bad. I mean, I think he doesn't mean it. He said the LOL, so he clearly doesn't mean it. Right, he's like, just a prank. Just kidding. And he doesn't mean it. All right, what else we got? If doctors were as bad at their jobs as Marlon Humphrey is at his,

the human life expectancy would be 37. Damn. That's a decent life. Yeah, it's a decent life. I'm 37. I could die right now. That's longer than Jesus made it. That's a decent life.

That's a decent life. Okay. Yeah, it's not that bad. All right, let's try another one from – Oh, same guy. There's two types of people, good people and Marlon Humphrey. Damn. That's not even a – These good people and Marlon Humphrey. Damn.

That's not even a – These Lakers fans are crazy. That guy's crazy. The Lakers fans are the – You're a fan of this? No. Oh, what? It does look like him, though. It does kind of look like him.

He's a Lakers fan. This isn't me. There's one more. There's one more. All right, one more. How funny would it be if a lanky- ass white dude in a full LeBron beauty just beat the ever living shit out of Marlon Humphrey what the fuck

I don't know why that would be crazy that would be funny that would be mad funny I don't know why why would you ever be in that situation ma'am that is you no no no sounds like he wants to beat your ass you're talking crazy situation. Bam, that is you.

Sounds like he wants to beat your ass. He was talking crazy. He was talking crazy. That could be anybody. That could be anybody. Marlon, how does it make you feel? He's right here. These are the people who have been talking shit about you. You know, I'm not a violent guy.

Yeah, exactly. But you're about to get violent. It's about to be on. You'll make one exception. I'm not a violent guy. He looks just like you. That's not me. That could be anybody. It's identical to you.

Nick, you're a fraud. Is that the same guy as the last one? It might be. That's right outside this bar. Who's to say? He's a fraud and a liar. I used to be a Lakers fan. Now I can't be a Lakers fan because of you.

All right, all right. So we're fucking with you. That was him, but it was like years ago. He doesn't feel a Lakers fan. I can't be a Lakers fan because of you. All right, all right. So we're fucking with you. That was him, but it was like years ago. He doesn't feel the same way anymore. He grew up now. He's turned a lot of growth. He's going through it. He heard you're coming on our show.

He's cool with you now. He wasn't 10X at that time. I've always been on. Oh, I swear to God. I didn't even send that one out to him. What the fuck? Any time in my life, it's fucking on-site. What the fuck?

Wait, wait. Why are you tweeting. What the fuck? Wait, wait. Why are you tweeting about me so much? Yeah. What is this? This isn't right. What is going on? That's four plus years ago. He was still 25.

No, that was still. Pull that one back up. That was two years ago. Ravens fan. Yeah, that was two years ago. That was recent. You can't even spell my name right. A lot of growth.

Yeah, what the fuck? That's not even me. Huff Free. That's a different guy. I don't growth. Yeah, what the fuck? That's not even me. Huff Free. That's a different guy. I didn't know why I pulled that one up. That's Marlon Huff Free. And that's the thing. We're all forgiving people.

Are you a Ravens fan? No. No. I'm just a Lakers guy. So why was I? Sometimes people just rub me the wrong way, Marlon. What's your name? I'm going to have to.

It's my least favorite fish. What is this guy's name? I'm going to have to get in this Twitter war right here. Get in the Twitter war. Nick Turaney. Nick Turaney. Make sure you find him. The flame is out.

Now I actually got beat. Yeah. No, you should. Wow. He said he'd fucking fight you on sight. And you're being the bigger man by not whipping his ass right now. He just turned you off of the Lakers forever. I did say it would be on sight, but you will notice I haven't looked at him yet.

I'm the car to a prayer. He will make the eye contact. We got the block of the walk of the year. Get your phone back. Don't let him. Get your phone back, Marlon. Why would you just do that? No, Marlon.

Oh, you can't say that. Don't say that guy's name. That's an award we're giving out on Friday. Block of the year. Who do you think will win? Yeah, yeah. That block or Nick's face? Oh, yeah.

Why did we put a brick in front of him before we said this? He said some shit, fucked up shit about Orlando, too. Bad shit. Some bad shit. You know what I mean? He did say you had a nice body, though. Yeah, he did. He said something. What fucked up shit about Orlando, too. Bad shit. Some bad shit, you know what I mean? He did say you had a nice body, though. Yeah, he did. He said some bad shit and some gay shit. Oh, no.

You know what? Actually, very progressively, you didn't say the gay shit was bad. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. There's a very big difference. That's, yeah. That's huge. That's huge.

That's true. Didn't use it. I mean, it's true. All right, let me see the Orlando, yeah. That's huge. That's huge. That's true. Didn't use it. I mean, it's true. All right, let me see the Orlando tweet again. This is fun. I think Marlon called it worse. Orlando Skendrick, amazing body, got off a football player, can't win a ball. He's a hater, dude.

Amazing body. Yeah, amazing. He got that goal for you. This is just going to get him more mad that I didn't say it about him. But before that, he was like, yeah, I have the capability to suck balls. No, that was another guy. That was a different guy. Nah, bro, I don't.

We also, Marlon, we might have photoshopped all those. Thank you, Big Cat. Thanks, all of you. I can tell how nervous he is. We did the bit. It was funny. I didn't want him to be You know

Actually get his ass kicked So he actually made them I said go I was like Create fake tweets To Marlon and Orlando With your Twitter profile But he also

Came up with those Yeah Well he did have that in his heart That's true It was in his head That's how you felt I've been wanting to say it For a long time

That's how you felt. I've been wanting to say it for a long time. That's how you felt. Us athletes, we can't win. That's true. Yeah, there's three of you. G1 athletes. No big deal. We can't fucking win. Catch a dub for the life.

He's a G1 athlete. What do you do? Take a guess. Take a guess. If you were to see his body type, his profile. Are you going to lose something? Skateboarding? No, no.

Take off your headphones and then let him guess. It's Danny Amendola. Oh, you'd be fighting people. Sir. Sir. Chill. Chill. I thought it was Danny Amendola.

My ears look like that. It does look like Danny. He looks like he could play in the slot. Say psych. Really? With the just, yeah, okay. Okay, I'm going to ride that. Like it'll be Jordan.

Oh, man. All right, so what have you been doing, Marlon? What are we up to tomorrow, boys? Tomorrow? Yeah, you want to hang out? No, fuck no. We don't ever want to see you guys. Oh, no.

We just came here to see all these people. Yeah. They don't give a shit. They don't give a fuck about us. And listen, and then we came to visit this nice set and stage because we're going to take your fucking job soon. Yeah, that's true. Alright, cool. That's true. Yeah, Marlon's already got a podcast, the Guru Punch. Yeah, that's true. All right, cool. Marlon is too. Yeah, Marlon's been working with Barstool. Marlon's already got a podcast, The Guru Punch.

Yeah, Guru Punch. Yeah, I'm doing some podcasts. I just did Orlando's pod the other day. Oh, fuck. What's yours called? About the Game pod. I love it. I love it.

So we're podding it up. Did you pod this week? Yes, I did with TJ Houshmandada. Oh, nice. Bengals legend. Our producer's wearing a TJ Houshmandada jersey right now. That's a fact. He's going to me?

He's back there. Yeah, look at him. You can see him. Why is he? That's toilet paper That's a fact. You know what I mean? He's back there. Yeah, look at him. You can see him. Why is he? That's toilet paper. Oh, shit. You just had him on your podcast.

He's your buddy. You know what I mean? What the fuck, dude? Toilet paper is toilet paper. You can't say that. It's functional. It's not doodle. He just went on your podcast.

You got hate in your heart. You have a ton of hate in your heart. He didn't go on my podcast. He shares it with me. It's his. Oh, oh. Orlando, I'm shit talking.

I'm assuming you've never seen this show uh-huh never will again yeah we play it's gonna be my show oh okay yeah okay listen we want to do the wheel you can have it to Orlando Scandals we play a game called invite us to your birthday party tomorrow okay would you like to play? Wait. My birthday is tomorrow. It is? What? All right. Well, then we got to go.

That's weird. Did that happen? All right. The flight leaves out of LAX at 1145. We're going to Cancun. We get there at 745 in the morning. Fuck you. You didn't know about this, did you?

He told me yesterday. Are you going? I'm not going. I'm not going. What are you doing tomorrow? Do you have your own party? I got to do. You know what I mean?

I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow. You don't have anything. You're going to come and hang out. You're going to get in the pool with us. I got to go to You know what I mean? I don't know what I'm doing. You don't have anything. You're going to come and hang out. You're going to get in the pool with us. I got to go to something in the morning. Okay. And after that thing, you fell in the pool. Did I see a video of you in the pool?

Yeah, he did fall in the pool. Every day he's been falling in the pool. Oh, no. He's talking about yesterday and my fall. Can we talk more about Cancun? How many people are going? You know what I mean? Man, a lot.

Private jet? Damn near. TBD. Oh. I think you kind of have to decide. That's true. TBD. We're just going to get there in one piece.

I think it's like six to eight people. I invited people. If they come, they come. If they don't. Okay, cool. I appreciate it. You have to invite one of us. You know what I mean?

Not Marlon. You're going to kill me over international water. Bane style. I'll be there. I'm going to feed you to the cartels. God damn. Hell yeah. They're going to have your head walking on a turtle by the end of the week.

I'm going to be sick out of here. That's super fun. We don't have to do this anymore, do we, with guests? No, we have to do this every single time. Yeah, yeah. Every single time. More Photoshopping. Someone's going to beat. We'll do this anymore, do we, with guests? No, we have to do this every single time. Yeah, yeah. Every single time. Very cool. More Photoshopping.

We'll do this until someone beats your ass. Then we can stop. Until someone beats your ass. Then we can stop. You could make it easier and just beat his ass right now. And he could get out of this. I'm begging you. I'm begging you.

I got a messed up pec, so I can't fight. Oh, you can't beat ass. Oh, yeah. What happened to the Ravens this year where everyone got injured? Everybody got injured. Everyone got COVID. And then we lost six in a row. What about to the Ravens this year where everyone got injured? Everybody got injured. Everyone got COVID. And then we lost six in a row. What about Lamar?

He had diarrhea all year. All year? That's true. Yeah, he did. He just kept on going out with diarrhea. No, that was two years ago with his little Browns fiasco. That's what it is. That was diarrhea.

You're confirming it was diarrhea. No, no, no, no, no. Sounds like you are. He said it wasn't. So I think it was diarrhea. Did you check the bowl? I did not check the bowl. He said it wasn't, so I think it was diarrhea. Did you check the bowl? I did not check the bowl. He said it wasn't, so I got to go with what he said.

But I think it was diarrhea to this day. It did suck. Yeah, it definitely was. 100% was. It did suck. The Ravens had the most injuries. Yeah. It was crazy.

You lost every running back you have. Yeah. All the running backs. The man at the end losing Lamar just was like the icing on the cake, and it was just, it was over. But it was, it is what it is. How's the pack now? It's getting there.

It's getting there. How long does that take? Four months. J.J. Watt would be back in two. It's not a competition. J.J. Watt gets back from anything. It's not a competition. I didn't mean to do that.

It's not a competition. Marlon doesn't use deer antler spray. Whoa, that's Ray Lewis. That's your guy, Ray Lewis. I will say, when I did hurt it, somebody mentioned it to me, but I said no. Ray Lewis, yeah? I was like, hey, that works. I said, no, no, no, I'm good.

I'm good. Some stem cells. Yeah, I hear that stuff works. Yeah, why not? It works good. Dude, I'd take some stem cells. Dude, should we get Dave and them up here? Yeah, Dave, you want to come up?

Because Dave's going to be BFFs. He's going to be on in a second. He's not watching the show. He's not paying attention at all, you know what I mean? He's not paying attention. That's fine. Who the fuck is Dave? Dave Bortoli.

El Presidente? Oh, yeah, I need him. He's going to be Marlon's boss. You need him? Yeah, so listen. You leave. Oh, shit. I'll leave.

Yeah. You can stay. Okay, me. I thought we were getting along. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I think Dave's going to come up and we'll do like a little crossover.

Sounds like we're getting along. Yeah, why don't you bounce? Why don't you just get the fuck out of here, Sass? Hey, hey, hey. Sass, can you just... I thought me and Brandon were pretty neutral there, but I guess we're getting kicked. Yeah, he doesn't like you.

Where is Pete? Pete, are we staying live throughout? Like we'll just get up in five minutes? Yeah. What are we doing, Pete? Pete, are we staying live throughout? Like, we'll just get up in five minutes? Yeah. What are we doing, Pete? Pete. No fights. Pete.

We just walk off when we're done? Fuck, no. Give me ten minutes. Five minutes. God damn. Dave. All right, let's make some noise for Dave. Dave.

Dave has. Eagles fans, too. No, that's not wet. for Dave. Dave has... Eagles fans, too. No, that's not wet. That's not wet. That's a good question. I'm wet. I'm wet. Dave is... Everything else is.

Dave's got constructive criticism for you, Marlon. Dave does. No, I can't see. Crap, what'd I do? For Marlon? Yeah. Well, he wants to work for us. You are the worst, like, Twitter guy going.

You're like, I like Texas because their color is orange. Like, that is how you get games. That's a trash tweet. That is not at all how I feel. Washington is traveling to Florida. Disney World is there. I like Washington. I tell you, you make no sense.

Well, Dave, I'm changing my mind. I don't want him to host a show. No. If you guys are together, I've seen him in Texas. No, no, no. I was kidding. I was kidding. He hit me up.

I've never seen this guy a day in my life. He said he wanted to work for me. He DM'd me. He's like, I want to work for you. So I started paying attention, and his Twitter game is a disaster. Oh, he's carried him off solo. No, he's gotten better. Ever since I got my constructive criticism, he's gotten better.

Has it? Yes. Wait, who's your pick for the game? The Rams. The Rams. Why? You like the color yellow? Yeah.

No. Because Matt Stafford can throw the ball far. I like the Rams because I think their defense will outshine the Bengals' offense. And I think the Bengals are going to try to throw the ball and do all this other stuff. And I think that's going to work into the favor, into the hands of the Rams. Bengals are going to score about 20 points no matter what. That's not a lot of points in the NFL, right? So the Bengals' defense, though, is the strength of their team. Nobody talks about that.

I would agree to disagree. How can you disagree? Because their defense gives up long third downs and their offense converts. Well, maybe week two, but, I mean, they held the Chiefs to three points in the second half. I think that we've all made the Chiefs out to be this superpower, and they've only won once. And we've used it as a measure. Speaking Dave's language. Don is the one. Listen, I consider myself

basically part of the Patriots. So I got like six rings. So you're preaching the choir here. And the Philly fans over there made me want to puke. Me too. How about the Bruce Valanche fans? The Valanche heads. I don't know who that is. Thank you. Chase said he's an A-list. He said he's a top five

most recognizable guy in Hollywood. He's the middle square of Hollywood squares. Yeah, he's the fat guy. Oh, middle square is actually not. He kept on saying that. He was like, he's the middle square. That's actually a big deal. The middle square is a thing.

Every time we're like, dude, no one knows who he is, he's like, he's the middle square. The backup middle square. So backup's caught up here. So they played well against that, and then the Tennessee game, what was it, 1916 or something? Tannehill. Tannehill stinks. So then who's good on offense? I mean, they had a great game against the Raiders, and they stepped out of bounds, and they blew a whistle, and then they talked about it, and then it was like, hey, did you bet on it?

I bet on it. Fuck it, touchdown. No, but that would have been a touchdown no matter what. No, they blew a whistle. It's dead. No, that was right, but. No, but that would have been a touchdown no matter what. No, they blew a whistle. It's dead. No, that was right, but. Marlon, if they blow the whistle and you come in. No, you're talking about the rules.

It is dead. No, I understand. But it wasn't, yeah. That didn't affect the play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know that. I've seen stranger things. I've seen Dez catch it, get up, roll, reach it,

and then they look in the booth. I don't know what you're talking about, though. The whistle, correct. It's a dead ball. It shouldn't count. But it didn't affect what happened in the play. Nobody stopped playing. No, yay did.

What game were you watching? Are you talking about the defensive back stop? No chance. No chance. It happened after the ball was already in his hands. So you don't think the defensive back seen him run out of bounds? No. He didn't run out of bounds.

So fuck it. If you foul a guy and he makes it. Wait, but he didn't run out of bounds. Also, the whistle didn't happen when he was. How do you know? TV's delayed. I'm not going to argue. I listened to it a million times.

What are we, in fucking conspiracy theories? NFL Rage. NFL Rage. That play should have been redone. No, you should have because that's the letter of the law. Yeah, yeah. But it didn't affect what happened on the field. You think the Bengals offense is better than the Bengals defense?

I do. I think the Bengals offense offense is better than the Bengals' defense? I do. I think the Bengals' offense is getting better by the week. I think their defense just has the ability to adapt and change, and that's what they've been able to do. They gave up three points at Kansas. Fine, if you don't want to say Kansas City is like the greatest offense, they're still pretty good. Three points in the second half and overtime.

But that's typical. Kansas City has done that more than one time against more than one team. But the way they were moving the ball in the second half and overtime. But that's typical. Kansas City has done that more than one time against more than one team. But the way they were moving the ball in the first half, like they clearly did something to change up. I mean, I'm just a believer that they didn't stop Kansas City. Kansas City stopped themselves. I would agree a little bit with that. The homes did kind of.

They run for nine yards and hit the defensive lineman in the face with the ball. You know, if Kansas City had just run the ball, they would have won that game. These are crazy takes. I've never heard anyone say that. I mean, listen, I don't think Kansas City is great, but they have a very good offense. They scored 100 points the week before. Tennessee goes down the field, and then they run it all the way down the field,

and they throw it, and the guy gets an interception. So you're just not sold at all in the Bengals. I mean, I think the Bengals' offense is a strong suit of their team. Their receivers put pressure on you consistently, and I think they're going to put pressure on the Ramsals. I mean, I think the Bengals' offense is a strong suit of their team. Their receivers put pressure on you consistently, and I think they're going to put pressure on the Rams consistently. KB, what do you think? Yep. Boys, chop it up.

Figure it out. Let's get it. Hey, what do you got? That's what I like about you guys. I started on the Bengals, but I've switched to the Rams. We know that. That's why you've convinced yourself that they're shady. Well, I think, honestly, I look at it from a gambling perspective.

I think it should be a pick-em, and the fact that the Rams are four-point favorites is starting to make me a little bit nervous. I don't think the Bengals are great, but I think – so I'm saying, in my mind, the Bengals have scored 20 points, somewhere around there, and it's what happens with the Bengals' defense versus the Rams' offense. I don't know.

I mean, I see them – they've scored 30 points. They put up 30 on you guys, didn't they? Actually, 41. Dave won half a million on that game. Oh, I knew you guys were frauds. And I knew the Bengals were good. That is the biggest bet I ever placed in my life. Yes, it was.

You did the gritty. You might have seen some, but we're not frauds. Oh, you've been frauds. I did the gritty almost better than Jamar. That's how. Do we have video of this? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Let's see it. I will end the show with this. We can find it real quick because then you've got to do BFF. It was like 500 grand I won, so I was feeling it right now. So you're taking a ramp up. Five days gritty. No, I'd lay the points. I don't like them.

I can't go minus 160. You score one touchdown, and you're chasing 11 and a half the whole game. My man, you may play the game, but I've been betting the game for a long time. I understand the money line, but I can't 160. Well, go bet everything you own. I don't like the game. This is not a game that – I just like the points, and I think the Bengals are a dark horse.

I do think it's a big horse. So you think Bengals? Yeah. I think they're a dark horse. Plus four, yeah. I think you score seven, the Rams score three, then you're automatically chasing the whole game. It's going to be hard to win by four and a half.

You guys have zero idea what you're talking about. Here we go. There's the gritty. Go, eight, eight. This is right when the Ravens got smoked. It's definitely better than you thought it was going to be. No, that's way worse than what I thought. I kind of thought you had some rhythm a little bit, but that is horrible.

You don't think that was good? That fucking gritty song. You didn't even do... What was that? It wasn't even gritty. I feel like this is like racism right now. That was pretty good fucking gritty. Yeah, we're on the same page.

That was a pretty fucking good gritty. For what? Are you being serious? For... For... For gritty. For... For...

For... I can't even hit myself. What about you, Nick? What about me? You gritty? No. Do it. Never in my life.

Do it. After all the shit you said about them, do it. I'm not gritty. I don't know. I'm not gritty. Come on. I will do it if everybody does. No, do it.

Get up and do it. End the show. Jamie will do it for me. End the show. We've got to go. I'm not doing it gritty. Come on. No, you have to. You have to do it. I'm not doing it gritty. KB will do it for me. I'm not doing the gritty. Come on. No, you have to.

You have to do it. I'm not doing the gritty. I've never done it. I don't know what it is. You just do it. I don't know what the gritty is. Do it again. I watch football.

Dave did a textbook one. Yes, you do. Nick. He just doesn't have any knowledge of it. Show it to you guys on his team. Come on, Twitter figures. Show it one more time. I didn't do that either.

KB, do it with me. Here you go. Here you go. Yeah, there you go. It looks like a combination of the gritty and the wheelchair. Yeah, you got it. You got it. You got it. You got it KB, do it with me. Here you go. Here you go. Yeah, there you go. It looks like a combination of the gritty and the wheelchair. Yeah, you got it. You got it.

You got it. You got it. You got it. Here we go. Nick. Roll your shorts up. Nick, come on. Go ahead. Here we go.

Roll them up. Just do it. Just go. Go with what you feel. All right. Thank you, everyone. Dave and BFFs up. Thank you.

Thank you, everyone. Dave and BFF stuff. Thank you. Thank you, Orlando. If you want them to say it again. No, we got guys coming up. But Kareem, we got BFFs coming up. Different type show. Kareem, my producer, put together the worst, the worst program ever. So don't get your hopes up.

Yeah, we're live. It's just now I'm going to do a single show until they come up here. So Bree, we got Jeff Wittek, Josh. So which seats are wet? This one and that one. This one is not. I sat on the thing.

Alright. Music something so I don't just sit up here by myself like an asshole would be great. I don't know what he was talking about. I know we're on. What? His football takes. That football. Where's BFFs?