The Yak - I Stand With Steven Cheah. | The Yak 10-27-21

Episode Date: October 28, 2021

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Big Cat is not here today. Or is he? Or is he? Goofy shit is afoot. Thank you, KB. Y'all mind if I do something real quick? Yeah. Weird alert.

Weird alert. Weird alert. Our goofy ass shit. And your host. Here he is. Little Sasquatch. Little Bark. Arf, arf. Ar Bark. Arf, arf.

Arf, arf, arf. What's up, Sas? Finish that bite. Talk to us, brother. What's up? Lead us, our fearless captain. Oh, captain, my captain. So where are we going today?

Once more into the breach, good friend. Where are you taking us? Where are you taking us? Obviously, we're going to go quay for a Mackey's ting. Let us a bit peek. Back on this. I was waiting for you to get back on this. I fucking love British KP. He's one of my favorites.

It beats staying at yard and not doing bits. Big man ting. Big man ting. Big man ting. Shout out to the gal them. Shout out to the big man. Shout out big man Stephen Che. Fucking, he did the ting yesterday. The big man move.

Where is he now? Is he out here? He's back there. He's out here. He somehow managed to do it without throwing me, Nick, and Hank under the bus. Well. Oh, wait. No, you didn't.

Oh, no, you didn't. That's true. He did. For no reason at all. Do you know what's funny, too? That's not intentional at all. Well, it was. It was.

You did it. You know what's funny, Roan? I actually had a little powwow with Steven before his presentation. Yeah. Added the Asian slide, also the flood slide. And I said to him, he can back me up. And Steven never tells a lie, except when he's lying about numbers on the Fantasy Football Podcast.

Yeah. That's data. I said to him, the one thing that you cannot do is do not bash any other employees here. I didn't think that was bashing at all. Hold on. That is the fastest way to make sure you never get a job in content. Yeah. We talk about it all the time when people email me and Dave and be like,

Glennie Ball sucks. I could do his job. Okay, guess what? He Glenny Ball sucks to us. Yeah, you get no job because we protect our own inside. For shame, for shame. And then he went and did it. You could actually see his brain slow down.

Slow down and be like, wait, am I about to bash him? I didn't think that was bashable. I think it was almost out of my back. I think that was almost more praise because what I was doing think that was Bash-an-All. I got to get this knife out of my back. There it is. I think that was almost more praise because what I was doing was I was saying you guys are much more talented than Mincy and myself, which I don't think anyone would disagree with. But not by the numbers.

Just not by the numbers. I didn't listen to what they said. For that specific program, and the reason that it got handed off was you guys have bigger and better things to do. Were you lying about the numbers? No. So your fantasy football podcast is bigger than theirs? Numbers-wise.

Numbers? Strictly numbers. Are you sure about that? Why don't you just compare it to a baseline show like Surf and Turf? Why don't we compare the numbers to that?

Can I see the numbers, Stephen? We're not supposed to show those, but... You get to use them for your benefit, though. Yeah. That's actually... Jay, if you become

a full-time content guy you're not allowed to look at the numbers anymore right that's one of the deals we don't get to see our numbers i mean there's a lot of guys pointing fingers in there for not a guy not a lot of guys using their thumbs last night i saw zero promotion for myself outside of one no we said we're going to get it trending today who's the guy one guy who's the guy the guy who's been on my corner since day one the guy's in a new seat today. Daniel Katz. Thank you. I always got my guys back.

They need me. There's a lot of fingers getting pointed. I was sick. I was Che-hiving it up. I was sick, too. He was. Telling people he's created the ZORB system. You made a statement that lingered with me to the early hours of the night. We were talking about pay cut.

If you get demoted to content what you making slick bust open the book slick Dave said it a significant pay cut what is significant

like more than double yeah I was I think it varies by person right like people that come in well no i would know you all know what the starting content pay is i don't okay no steven they offered you my salary and you're like that's a pay cut yeah you'd be living in the poor house yeah i mean i've been here five years i'm 35 old. I had an extensive business background before here. Keep saying 35 years old. That doesn't mean anything.

Age is just a number. They offered me what would be considered probably an entry-level content salary. Jay, what do you... So you're doing content now and you're doing your normal job and you're getting paid a lot or more than you would if you were in content.

Why don't you just keep doing that? That's basically the solution. What do you want to do? There's a bandwidth problem. I have the same number of hours in a day as Beyonce. I work non-stop. Wait a second. Something funny, Zop?

It's true. Spot the lie. We've all got the same amount of hours as Beyonce. Something funny, Zod? It's true. Spot the lie. Wait a second. Spot the lie. We've all got the same amount of hours. As Beyonce. Oh, my gosh. So what are you hoping to get out of full-time content? You just want to have more focus?

Satisfaction. I'm not able to fully do content right now. I mean, yes, I have the yak right now. Shay, say it. You want the pussy. That's the last thing. Say you want the pussy. That's the last thing. Say you want the pussy. No. TJ.

It's about, like, I don't have the bandwidth and time to, like, blog everything I would or do as many things as I would like to do because I have other responsibilities. So you have too big of a workload right now. He wants to unleash the dragon. From my personal experience, and I think a lot of people... Whoa, this is a 20-year-old. I think a lot of people... This is a 20-year-old. I think a lot of people can get behind this. I think doing content's more fun when it's not your job.

Like when you're doing it as a hobby. But his actual job probably isn't very fun. Back when I was tweeting in college and high school, it was the most fun I ever had on Twitter. You just didn't have a job. You're just doing it to burn time. Not having a job is more fun than having a job. Well, if you can have a good-paying job and then still be doing content.

But he still has a job. I think what you're saying is correct. No, I had it. I meant it's just like there's more shit to talk about. But you didn't have a job. I didn't have a full-time job. I had jobs. I think that's part of the fun.

No. It's just not having a job. No, but when you're full-time. If he didn't have a job and he just was able to break down film for fun, it would be more fun. Probably. You're also insinuating that we're cut from the same fabric. Oh, fuck! I wasn't saying that.

How much Asian you got in you, buddy? How much Asian you got in there? A little bit just changes fuck G. We could teach you. Got it in your ass. Got some fucking Asian up your ass. All I was saying, I was trying to be helpful. All I was saying from my, it was easier to make content when you're not doing it.

This wasn't meant as an insult, honestly. No, he's trying to get you to say it. None of it is, but it all sounds like it. It sounded like it was. Jay, you're angry at us. And I wasn't insulting either. I'm a little peeved, honestly. He is.

You guys were supposed to be. Not at me. Not at me. Big Cat. I apologize. I'm a little peeved, honestly. He is. You guys were supposed to be listening. You're not me. Big Cat. I apologize. I should have. Big Cat got into a minor disagreement last night, which we worked out and all good. Did you hear my apology? I apologize.

I should have retweeted you or something last night. I didn't get into it. I wasn't in the mix last night. The bottom line is you need Dave's yes. Yeah, but you guys are selfish. You guys are the sounding board for that. You guys are selfish. You should have helped. I feel awful. Nick, why didn't you retweet it, Nick?

I'm going to do it right now. I'm going to retweet it right now. It's too late. No, it's not too late. It's not too late. It's never too late. No decision. The moment's over.

Stephen Che would see through it. He's too smart for that. The moment's over. It's fine, guys. You would see through a transparent retweet right now, right? Or do you still want the retweet? Do you want the retweet? Do you want the retweet?

I mean, your guys' actions speak louder than words, so whatever you guys want to do... He's not going to make you do something. No, I'm not asking for a galvanization of the crew, which I do enjoy now and again. You know, he won't get galvanized. I tried to galvanize last night, but no one was around. You didn't try to galvanize

anybody. I mean, we talked about it, and I thought we were all going to galvanize, and then I just did it, and then no one was there. That's okay try to galvanize anybody. I mean, we talked about it, and I thought we were all going to galvanize, and then I just did it, and then no one was there. That's okay. I'm disestablishmentarianism. That's okay. That's actually a fact. Rowan, I was breaking down film late last night.

I know you're always impressed by guys that do that. Dude, I saw the fucking Mike Evans and the Vida Vey, but they kind of both started with the same template. Maybe you were using repetition as a rhetorical technique, but it was, what was the start of each tweet? Oh, PSA, yeah. PSA.

Too many PSAs, I'm just saying. It was, I looked back on it this morning. PSA, yeah, just, I mean, you've got to always be self-evaluating. Is Beyonce's work schedule public? We all have the same amount of as Walberg. Why was she the default money as Wahlberg. Wahlberg should have been

the comparison. Can I ask a question? Do you think if Beyonce came out with a new album, Jay-Z would tweet about it? Yes. I think probably, yeah. Interesting.

So you're Jay-Z in this situation. Steven's Beyonce. I thought we were all Jay-Z. Who am I? I feel like I'm Solange. Am I a fucking Kelly Rowland?

Yeah, I feel like we're Solange and Kelly Rowland. We are just being negatively compared. Who's Michelle Williams? Brandon, if you're asking, honey, you can't afford it. And it's Hank. I did think you did a good job, Stephen. I think you held your own.

Five-star part was very funny because you did just make up five random stars. Tools, right? Tools, tools, yeah. I love that part and sassam i apologize i didn't mean to uh anyway a rude thing but what my point was like i work doing this a lot often very late and i do that because i love it i don't necessarily get as tired as i would when i'm doing things that i'm not as passionate about. So if I had more time to devote to this, there would be no limits. But how do you know the love wouldn't wear off?

No. Grass is always greener. My concern is what Sass was kind of saying. How did he know when he said no? Yeah. Fair. So actually, Brandon, I actually brought you up. Someone DMed me with a very kind message and i support and i think one of the

critiques on me from dave was that i am too uh too much of a straight man like more of a you know one of my points was i add credibility you're too straight yeah yeah you're straight as nick straight dad yeah yeah that's that's but one of my points was that uh i think that brandon is so valuable and so good because and you're able to host this is about to be so insulting yeah yeah that's that's but one of my points was that uh i think that brandon is so valuable and so good because and you're able to host this is about to be so insulting because just you know you're very talented obviously but you're funny and you are very credible so it's not like people tune into your show just for brandon walker entertainment which i'm sure you could provide but you have a very good knowledge base where you can also speak to it

and you know more than, I would say, 99% of the callers. And that's what you can do for NFL football and the Bucs? I'm just saying that that template works. It exists and it works. Okay, thank you very much. So let's do a goofball search for you. Every straight man needs a goofball. Let's do an open tryout of goofballs.

Are there any free agents? Free agent goofs? Yeah. Would you accept a free agent goof? A sit-down one-on-one? What would the acronym for that be? Are you actively looking for free agents hyphenated so it's just fg i did i did like uh steven then when he when dave asked like do you get it and you're like

yeah but you also don't you're you and rico are the same person by the way i've come to that realization i know right how are they the same person they like get every joke i take things at face value right every joke they get but there's also, like, get every joke. I take things at face value. Right. Every joke they get, but there's also always a piece of every joke that's over their head. Yeah. That's probably fair. Right. I think Chase is more trusting than Paco.

Yes. Very trusting. He's harder, better, faster, stronger. I got called out for stealing a Kanye West quote and playing it off as my own. Why did you do that? Which one? They said I recycled it. It was a deep cut of Kanye West's from my beautiful dark twisted fantasy.

Was it Fellas in Paris? Yeah, did you say Fellas in Paris? Every time I quote Kanye, I will preface it. No, don't. It's a Kanye quote. Oh, the Winslow. This dickhead recycles all of his jokes from Kanye West. I'd like you to keep on quoting Kanye.

I feel like you've been on your quote game recently. Yeah, you have been quoting him. I have been. Go tweet, bro. There's nothing better than getting some quotes off. I think it's going viral, actually. What'd you tweet? Che.

Going viral? Just Che? Che. I think it's going fucking stupid viral. So, Steven, how do we fix this? Yo, actually, fellas, help me out with the retweet, bro. stupid viral so Steven how do we fix this yo actually yo fellas help me out with the retweet bro galvanize

how do we fix this retweet or we all tweet Che you're calling boys no I mean honestly yo what I feel like I don't know I guess

let me clarify what are you asking to fix the relationship in this room besides me because we're fine of course because I always have my

boys back of course no big deal um no it's just it hurt who are you angriest at there's no one person me felt like it was me well your cloth is just so fucking wrong your fucking thread count is off what i meant to say was that... I understand your point. I think what I meant was that there's less pressure because you're doing it for fun. No, for once you were fine. But at least that's what happened to me. It's like a porn star fucking.

Steven thrives under pressure. Yes, he doesn't crumple. He acknowledged your weaknesses and flaws and said he is not like that. Yeah, he did. He is not bitch made. He did. All I know is when I became full-time content here, I had struggled a lot more in the beginning to make content.

You're basically describing like when you meet like a masseuse and you're like, oh, can you give me a massage? Right. Crack my back, chiropractor. It's like he's off hours. Yeah, right. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, in the presentation, I had a pretty well laid out plan of exactly what I'd be spending my time doing.

So I feel like it would be since I have been doing it and it's not uh like i do all this stuff i would just like to do way more of it and that's kind of where it came from so i would have a plan laid out that it would be a fairly seamless transition and i think the value add that um could be had was just like and what i had to kind of take out of yesterday was like a lot of the revenue stuff and i feel like i am one of the more, knowing how upstairs works, I am one of the more sellable people. Was that, so watching it back, your slideshow. How does upstairs work?

Well, I was going to say, Stephen. Sellable people? Brandon, your ear is perked up. What's that, Dan? I was going to say, Stephen, when you, I didn't notice it until I saw it from afar, the slideshow. Brandon loves slaves. He's for it.

Your strongest slide... I need a job upstairs. Your strongest slide was the one where you basically were like, look how good of a salesperson I am. The last one? No, it's like, look at all the things i've invented for sales right so yeah it was like i'm really good at this right so that was the title that's the job you're trying to leave right in the day so point it's like you're really good at your job

and you're like look how good i am yeah my job so maybe i didn't explain that as clearly as i should have in the moment but the title of that slide was closing the revenue gap so maybe i didn't explain that as clearly as i should have in the moment but the title of that slide was closing the revenue gap so when i initially pitched this the idea was to kind of reinvent a role where i still did those things in addition to the full-time content can you rank the most sellable people yes in the company because you just said based on upstairs how you understand sales you're more sellable so who's sellable

list them Big Cat is the most sellable person go on I don't have a ranking of it you clearly do no

what about like KB and Nick how would you sell KB and I how would you sell us you just don't we're two straight white guys

we have a podcast that makes us unique yeah I mean I think you guys are very talented and very funny You just don't. We're two straight white guys. We have a podcast. That makes us unique. Yeah. I mean, I think you guys are very talented and very funny. Yeah, that's not so good. Sometimes it always is. That was not so good. You guys are really talented and funny.

I think it would certainly be more sellable if you guys stopped ripping your advertisers sometimes. Fact. I've told them that. No. See, me and Roan don't like to rip on our advertisers. We just do our ad reads in a funny voice. And that's sellable, right? That plays.

And it sells. So, I mean, CounterPoint, we did that, and we got Dew Wipes back. Yeah, they came crawling back. That's good. Yeah, I'm up for you guys. I think that's what they're paying triple now. Yep. You can't keep necking the ads and the sponsors if you're going to be in content.

What? I think you can. You absolutely can. Oh, so that's what we're doing. Oh, we've been doing the opposite. I thought content guys were supposed to, like, slag them off. To make fun of everything, even the company and the advertisers. We're content.

We're jokesters. We make fun of everything uniformly. But, Stephen, I think that the one part that's kind of getting glazed over at the very end, Dave was like, it could be an incentive thing. So why don't we build out that package? If you do X, you get Y. I think that would be very interesting to build out. Let's talk about it uh so something that you have interest in as well is like one of our most turnkey things one of our

most turnkey things is the nfl draft show as a company as a company yeah and that was something that was created two years ago with it's not the backbone but it's one of the very you said something you created all of us we created yeah he said. He said we. He said we. Yeah. And so, yeah, if there was like a revenue number attached to things that I was a part of, but then, you know, that gets tricky because, you know, Dave says that Jerry Thornton can do what I do for the draft show and it can be as effective. You scoff. With his little ass feet. And that's not a disrespect to Jerry Thornton, who I like a lot.

But he can't do even remotely the same thing you can. Correct. You just took the term even a caveman could do it and just plug Jerry Thornton, who I like a lot. But he can't do even remotely the same thing you can. Correct. You just took the term even a caveman could do it and just plug Jerry Thornton in. No, Dave used that name. The fact we're able to fool you every year on a draft pick. It was two years. So, yeah, you're right. It's every year.

It's every. But that's part of his charm. Right. I think that we should i think that it's like the incentive i feel like would be like if your podcast does this or if this gets a certain amount of numbers so let's just build that out what do you think that the numbers that we have to hit and let's find a way to hit them um yeah i mean i think that'd be fine like uh what i see on our side for fanciful factory uh which is the show that i do

outside of this is an improvement and things are growing is it going to ever be part of my take no but it's not designed to be that like it's designed to get good listens and drive traffic to the sports book which um things that i don't have full visibility into that maybe i should be looking more into so fantasy football factory has grown under your tutelage, under your leadership. Yeah, I mean, it's different. It's not a slate, and it wasn't meant to be a slate on Roan or Hank or Nick. Why were the numbers so bad before?

No, but the way the economy works is the first administration actually sets it up for the next administration. Yeah, that's true. If you look at the numbers. Sorry, so Nick and Roan were doing it. It was whatever, and then you improved it vastly. Who specifically sucked on the previous show? I thought the show was good and then you improved it vastly. Who specifically sucked on the previous show? I thought the show was good.

We just took it in a different direction. That was agreed upon when we had the meeting and we talked with you guys about it. How do we know the credit shouldn't go to Ben Mintz and Ben Mintz alone though? Good point. A lot of the credit should go to him for sure. I'm not taking full credit for that. Good point.

I'm just saying we took it in a different direction where we focused more on sportsbook and props. Are you sure those numbers? Are you positive? Yes. Yes. 100% positive it's bigger. Yeah. Did you try to fool him with the numbers?

How much bigger? Have you just the numbers somewhere behind the scenes? No. How much bigger? Almost 20%. Whoa. Fuck. Fuck.

Damn. Uh-oh. Now, is it combined YouTube and downloads, or what is it? YouTube and downloads, yeah. But did you guys have a YouTube? No. They did. Well, we used the same one.

It's a Barstool Sportsbook. Again, this isn't slight on them. Did you use YouTube? I love it. I love it. You didn't put a podcast on YouTube? He's just better. Wait, so they didn't have a YouTube, though?

No, no, it's not. No, it's the biggest thing we did on the podcast. We broke the Klay Thompson injury news. We were the first people to break that. Other than that, I don't quite recall what we talked about. But we did break the Klay Thompson injury news. Yeah. But maybe we were in the wrong wheelhouse.

We're more in breaking basketball news. And there were a ton of negative comments when we started. We were like, these guys suck compared, Roan, Nick, and Hank. You prove that you're better. It's just we took it in a completely different direction. And I don't think Roan and Nick would disagree with that at all. Don't disagree at all. No.

You guys do a good job of, like, pushing player props and highlight plus. And that was one thing that you and I worked on in, like, August. Yeah. We created the mold that Brandon now uses whoa that's true so in a way you made our show

shout out Playboy Marty he was the one that initially created the template but that is something that we put out and pushed and both Owen and Jack McCarthy were like whoa what is that we should be using that for everything reinvented the guy you popped up two weeks later. That's not a slight.

That's just the order of operations. He just made, he's just your god. So you owe everything to Stephen. I do as well. I didn't know that I was copying you with anything. You should be. It was created and it should be copied by most people. But what is it?

It's a template where you do a video of yourself explaining your picks. It has the pick and then it's like... We've been doing that for years. Tell this man something. We've been doing videos explaining picks for a long time. Yeah, Steven does a really good job of packaging it. He invented it, you idiot. I did do that, I don't know, in 2013, 14, when we were talking about games.

I'm not saying people didn't do it, but I'm just saying this exact time. But that's okay. No, no, that's... It's like how Bauer popularized the Harlem Shake. Yeah, it was you. So Brandon's the Oreo, you're the Hydrox, if you will. That's a reference three people will get. I got it.

I got it. Because you explained that to me the other day. It's the Hydrox. It's a generic Oreo. No, it's the first Oreo. It's so gross, too. It tastes like it's – it is Oreo, but it tastes off. It's like a D-low.

It's a very D-low reference. I'm the Oreo. The Oreo is – Came second. Wildly successful cookie. It's milk's favorite, sure. Big Cat, I don't know if you're aware, but you actually pissed off a lot of the fans. I was going to say.

Yeah, who's mad? Everybody. About what? What did you do? I said that people forget Stephen Chay created the zero RB strategy back in 2009. True. And Big Cat, I think, retweeted it it and then a lot of people are like who the fuck is this guy and uh just kind of bashing my team and i have the screenshots to prove it so

if people are upset then just show me the receipts and you can happily take that title if you're earlier but doubt it yeah i mean one guy who claims to invent it wrote an article about in 2013 he certainly had the platform to do so so he's getting attributed credit which is fine but he didn't invent it. He's behind a paywall. Wait, so someone just has to show proof that they didn't draft a running back for a while? The first four rounds, if they didn't

draft a running back before 2009. What if someone forgot? Yeah, that could be just people who didn't show up to the draft until like round five. And auto-populated for them. I used to always auto-draft back in my forced fantasy days. How old were you back then? I was just 0-9.

I was probably senior year of high school. Damn. Wow. I was still trying to convince myself that I liked sports. Like Josh Richards, fraud and ass. Yeah, and women. Uh-oh. Keith Che helping with ad-ops.

What the fuck? Gaz is actively working against you. Let's get him in here. What happened? Look at the tweet. Fucking Gaz. He didn't even spell ad-ops right. Fucking dummy.

Gazzo. Block his ass. Gazzo. Block him from the yak. Whoopsies, Gazzo. He's not going to like this. You'd think less hair would give his brain more room to breathe. Oh!

All right. Shake it easy. Those are the roasts of a content man. That's the content man roast. Christ. Now, with more time and content, would you try to explore new avenues? What would you do new? I would just do a lot more football stuff.

Like, yesterday I was able to put out a blog and i was uh did uh and i actually got like pretty decent page view numbers like uh in the mid-teens um uh what quarterback would you want that hasn't signed it's the sort of franchise with that you signed with a second year that hasn't signed a second contract yet and while that is more of like a less humor like more straight stuff it did it does get a ton of comments interaction on social. So I think there is space for that. And that's one example.

And, of course, I would love to blog other things. Like a lot of the stuff that I put on the other part is stuff that I would just love to blog. But, like, don't have the bandwidth. And I talked with Big Cat about this, you know, before the season started. It's just like we have to figure out what I'm using my hours and my day for because it does get sucked up pretty quick. What if the next AdOps guy sucks? Good question. It just ruins all of our lives.

We have several AdOps people. Do they suck? No. Are you the best? Yeah, I've been doing it five years. Not throwing them under the bus. It's not like a slight to them. No.

I'm saying that. So losing you wouldn't be a big deal to them what do i mean there's never there's never a world where i stop working in ad-ops and then tomorrow i just do all this like it's it's a it would be a very slow burn it probably wouldn't even start till next football season that's a very slow burn yeah i already started uh crunching tape for next year's draft. Same. That's good. I didn't get to watch the episode yet. Did you mention the sportsbook a lot?

A few times in something I'm doing with Penn and other stuff, but a couple mentions. Why? No, I just think it'd be a good way to show the value of more serious content. Yeah. Yeah. mentions why no i just think it'd be a good way to show the value of like more serious content yeah yeah there's a guy there's someone who um i've been sending all my picks to and it's pretty big better and he's said that he's been betting a lot more due to the picks that i give because i have the data to back it up if you become content i mean we're running out of food to review what would you pick out because we can't eat so we can't do pizza. We can't do hot dogs. We can't do burgers. You would have to pick something. What food would you review? French onion soup.

Charcuterie boards. What would you review, Chad? Hash browns. Espresso martinis. Espresso martinis. Burrata salad. Do you need something for people to rank? Sorry, bud. We're just out of food. Pussy reviews for Stephen Che would be awesome.

This pussy felt pretty good around my penis. I'm going to give it... It's only a four-block series. It would be like a pump ranking. A what? Like how many pumps. I'm going to give this one three pumps. I'd watch your pussy review.

This one's definitely a grand slam. All right. Well, Stephen, I'm rooting for you. Thank you. I appreciate that. I stay slam alright well Steven I'm rooting for you I'm rooting for you I stay rooting for you I am rooting for you I know you guys are there in support

I was just giving you a little guff I deserve the guff I felt on a bit of an island last night with Big Cat being my lone that's what else is new right that's a good guy

to have in your corner I'd rather have one Big Cat than 100 KBs couldn't tweet while I was seeing Dune. It was like four hours. How was Dune? Long.

What is it? One desert-y. It's a video game? No, it's a movie. About a video game? About a book. No, it was a movie first. It's not a movie about a book.

It's a movie based on a book. It's a sequel to Mad Max. Okay, you're thinking of Doom. Yep, I am thinking of D.J. They made a movie out of that too. He's thinking of Valorant. He's thinking of Valorant. He's thinking of Valorant, I think. I'm pretty sure. Was it good?

Yeah. What'd you guys get? I got the... What do you mean? What did you get? Oh, I got the Bavarian legend. Oh. Can somebody pull up a picture of the Bavarian legend? What makes it a legend? You'll see. The first image result is of Ken Jack holding it. It looks like a manhole cover.

Did you dip it in cream? I dipped it in cream. You'll see. The first image result is of Ken Jack holding it. It looks like a manhole cover. It looks like one third of that. I ate the entire Bavarian. Did you dip it in cream? I dipped it in cream. Where did you go? The largest movie screen in North America. Which is? AMC Lincoln Square.

Whoa. That's the Bavarian legend, motherfucker. That's a big pretzel. Is that Henry Cahill? Is that too big? What's going on with Ken Jack's face there?

I've never really looked. He doesn't even look like him. Looks like Henry Cahill. Did you finish it? What's going on with Ken Jack's face there? I've never really looked. He doesn't even look like him. Looks like Henry. Did you finish it? It's like a bunch of dead skin. You couldn't finish that. There weren't pretzels on the floor. We were on the guy that took an elevator down and up with it.

Yeah, it's a $22 movie theater snack. And you had it? Yeah. I'd like to go to the movies. Yeah, that'd be sweet, too. Let's go. New fucking pandemic. New Wes Anderson's out. Yeah, I want to go to the movies. Yeah, that'd be sweet, too. Let's go. New fucking pandemic. New Wes Anderson's out.

Yeah, I want to see that French dispatch. Looks exactly like every other Wes Anderson movie. Pretty symmetrical. Same exact cast. Whimsy. Yeah. Supposed to be really good. Just like every other Wes Anderson movie?

Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, I think they're good. I would like to see it. Bill Murray in a fucking winter hat. I was saying last night to Owen that I want to see it. You want to see it with me? No. Oh, that was mean. Wow, I was saying last night to Owen that I want to see it. You want to see it with me? No. That was mean.

Wow, that was really stern, too. It's honest. Owen, you want to see it with me? Oh, he's back. Oh, shit. Don't deflect, Owen. Wait, he's different. He just has a big mohawk now.

What do you mean he's back? Who's he? It's the guy with future BMWs, glass eye, last name N's and Z. What happened to him in the last week? That's him? eye. Future Tech. Last name ends in Z. What happened to him in the last week? That's him? Yes. That was Future Tech. Like the Silicon Valley guy?

He has a mohawk now? He has a spiked mohawk now? The Subaru guy? That was just a week ago. That's him? What has just changed? Did we rebrand him? Yeah, he came out of the act, and he became cool.

What just happened? That's not the type of person he was. No, it's not. He was an archetype earlier. Jesus Christ. He was an L.L. Bean archetype. What was it called? Future Tech the type of person he was. No, it's not. He was an archetype earlier. Jesus Christ. He was an L.L. Bean archetype. What was it called? Future Tech.

Future Tech, yeah. Future Tech. He was a pullover guy. Yeah. He was a normal guy with... Now he's going to get pulled over just for how he looks. Oh, damn. What did we do?

Is that our fault? Yeah, it is. I think it was. He was probably like, oh, I bet he watched back the tape and he was like, these dudes are clowning me and they don't know I have a fucking edge. I'm straight edge but I have an edge. This ain't me.

Was he the one that was talking about how all fruit is like cum and stuff? That was Daniel Bias. That was months ago. That was a world famous wrestler.

That was like four weeks ago. You have the facial recognition of Hitler. You are so far off. I don't remember who it was. That happened September 21st. That was the one-eyed guy. That was September 21st. I don't think I it was. That happened September 21st. That was the one-eyed guy. That was September 21st.

I don't think I was here. Oh. Brandon knows because it was the date of his best viewed YouTube show. That's exactly right. Brandon's numbies going crazy. Shit. Four straight videos over 100,000. I think we're rebranding Rasslin though, aren't we?

Rebranding. Rebranding. Nick's made me a new logo. We're going to get rid of the old racist logo. So Rasslin's not gone anymore. It'll be back in December as a podcast, but right now it's a YouTube show. Why don't you just put it on podcast too? I don't know.

Because I think it's helping the YouTube views. That's true. Jerome gets more time than Brandon. Who's Jerome? It's a wrestler. Is that a Kanye? Is it Kanye? I guess you guys don't know one of the most famous rappers of all time.

I know Kanye. From the most famous songs that he's ever put out. That's, what's the song? It's not, it wasn't recycled. What's the song? No,

it wasn't. It's like the, the cop got, you got caught with 30 rocks. The cop looked like Alec Baldwin. Baldwin, yeah. Baldwin.

Alec Baldwin, the guy who killed him. He also injured somebody. Don't forget that. Nick, are you going to redo this logo, too? Because you've been talking shit on it. I haven't been talking shit on it. Dropping a breadcrumb trail of saying, like, I'm eventually going to. Look out.

What is it? It's our heads. Yeah, but. The word. Oh. It's got to be a font. It's our heads. Yeah, but... The word. Oh. It's got to be a font. It's piercing. Should it say something or form a shape or something like that?

That's good. That's undeniably pretty good. But what about, how do we elevate the... I was thinking we use the font from the Hydrox cookie. It would work. Sass, what else do we have today? You're the host, Seth. Prepsheet says

mess up my hair when the camera's not on me. Hydrox is an awful name for cookies. They're not good cookies. It sounds like a cleaning supply. Safe space, Steven. Respondent would be like, you're retired, dude. You're retired in Miami. I mean, he did this to himself.

He's reporting live from Shady Acres Nursing Home. I'll respond for my personal. Gaz is the man, dude. Ratio is ass. Ratio is ass. Jay, you won't do it. Ratio. Say, have this ratio, bitch.

Give him that fucking ratio. Oh, Steven's lit upio. Say, have this ratio, bitch. Give him that fucking ratio. Oh, Steven's lit up with glee. He loves the ratio, guys. Yes. Beautiful. How's he going to do it? Wait, you want content, no helping the ratio. You do this all on your own.

Yep. Oh, so I was going to actually just fire back a burn. I should ratio him? What was your burn? What was your both? Let's hear the burn. Let's hear the burn. I want to ratio him? What was your burn? What did you both? Let's hear the burn. I want to hear it. What was the burn? Since he moved to Miami, he's lost touch with what's going on at HQ.

That's not so much a burn. That was a burn. And that burn, you're telling him he lives in Miami. That would go with the traditional ratio. That was a vicious burn. Okay, so what's the ratio tweet? What's the ratio tweet? Say, uh... Ratio. That was a vicious burn. Okay. So what's the ratio tweet? Chicken throat.

Say, what did he say? Steven, safe space Steven. Yeah. Say safe space ratio. Quote tweet. Or ratio space Steven. No, say you're going to need a safe space from this ratio. Yeah, yeah. And then do clown emoji.

Yeah. Quote tweet. No, no. Rep then do clown emoji. Yeah. Call my bozo. No, no. Reply. Reply. You're going to need a safe space

from this ratio. I think we told him to sink or swim and do his own and now we're just holding him. Well, everyone needs a little help

with the ratio sometimes. Yeah, maybe like good one, Gaz. Hats off to you. No, you won't do that or something like that. Or call him a free agent goof. Tell him you've been looking for a free agent goof.

He's the top of the list. Lighten up, Gaz. I know you always get a little dark around Halloween. That's good. That's good. That's as far as it goes, I think. No, we don't need to go any further with that one. Maybe just the word ratio.

Yeah, maybe that. Maybe that. It is the edge. It is the edge. Oh, boy. See, we're edge boys. We're war boys. And that's why the fucking advertisers don't like you, KB, you son of a bitch.

Sorry, our podcast doesn't have ads. Does that make it unlistenable? Where are the ads, Nick and KB? Zah is wiping away tears. What's so funny, Zah? Explain it to us, Zah. I can't breathe. So where are you going with this, Stephen?

Write that to him. I sent it. That last one? I sent it. All right, let's help ratio. Can everyone... Or is it just up to me now? No, no. we're all in this

don't worry thank you thank you really hurt last night I was just fighting on my own I was sick yeah what were you

sick with you came in I had to there's nobody that can host my show I could have done it no Stephen could have done it I could have done it

Brandon but yeah wait yeah yeah share the tweet I don't know where did the hats off to you guys No, Stephen could have done it. I could have done it, Brandon. Wait, yeah, yeah. Share the tweet. I don't know. Where did the hats off to you guys come in from? You were supposed to say that to me to set up the punchline where I know you can't. Delete it, delete it, delete it.

Oh, no, it's good. Brandon says he agrees with Gaz. What? It's not true at all. You literally said that. Oh, wait. That's a fake account? No.

You fell for a fake Brandon? Let's see what a fake Brandon Owen fell for. That's B. Wackler SEC. I fell for it, too. I mean, what are the odds that all the fake accounts is just one dude? Probably high. Yeah. He's just spending his whole day being everyone else.

Brandon, you been blocking some people recently? What are you up to? Probably. I don't know. Tell us the number. Let's do a mass unblocking. Mass unblocking. You want me to unblock the rest of the show?

No, let's just see. Let's just see how many. What's the number? Let's guess. Everybody take a guess. I'm going to say 7,400. My God. I was going to say 700.

Maybe, yeah, 700. I was going to say like 230. No, I have like. What is it? It's not that much. I feel like I heard that Trent is like mid five figs. No way. Really?

I didn't know Trent blocks. What does Trent block for? Too many bras being thrown at him. He's like all-time low. What do you have, Brandon? You send me a new one. All right, what are the official guesses? All right, so my first guess was too high.

480. My official guess is 2,742. Wow. Minus 777. I'm going to go 732. I want 230 for our boy Josh out there. And you? 229.

The winner is Big Cat. What did he say? 2,000? I'm at 2,072. Whoa. Brother. Whoa. You got to log off.

Yeah, bro. You can off touch grass I hate those people so much I always just want to reply like dude this is literally my job you're working wherever you're working I'm at a point where I just block any zero follower accounts period I don't even care

if they're mean to me like if I see one follow me that's like Dave Portnoy's penis or Kirkman Ann's eyeball I just block them immediately. There are a lot of body part accounts popping up. Brandon just knows they got bad intentions. This guy's coming for me. That's not somebody I'm going to want to interact with. Any new account, Brandon's going to go down.

The best feature is on Instagram, you can do block, and then you can do block any new accounts they make. Right. Like, you can do... Oh, really? Yes. Which, like, blocks their IP. Also, Instagram, like, you can't...

When you block someone, you can't even find them, right? Yeah, they're gone forever. On Instagram, I only block because I don't look at it. If they DM me something... I don't even look at my DMs. I never block on Instagram. I never look at my DMs. I don't block on anything.

I think my DMs are just AI accounts. I'll block one guy, I think. Can I see your phone real quick, KB? No. Come on. No. All right, I'll unblock everybody right now. It's a notes app.

It says yak and then a bunch of notes underneath it. It's going to take a while. Is it Kanye lyrics? Let me see. Come on, let me see. Let me read it. Let me read it. Let's run it.

Let's read it. Let me read it. Let me get some jokes off. Come on. It's not even jokes. All right. Someone DM'd me. No, no, no.

Let me read it. Please make Tommy Smokes dress up as an island boy. Let me read it. Why would you ever DM me that? It's better if I read it. That really pissed me off. He's never going to give you his phone. An OnlyFans model put DK Medcalf on blast for allegedly wanting to have a foursome with her.

And he comes fast. I got a question for you guys. Let's clown KB for being prepared for this show. Has anyone ever offered you a hall pass in your DMs? Oh my god, yeah. I got a DM from someone last night. Was it the same person? Yes. I don't know. Has anyone ever offered you like a hall pass in your DMs? Oh, my God. Yeah, I got a DM from someone last night. Wait a second. Was it the same person?

Yes. It's probably the same person from all of us. It was probably the same person. Was it a girl? Yes. And she said, my boyfriend said, yeah. Yes. Yeah.

I didn't get that one. Actually, DMing on all platforms. Let me see if I got it. It was the boyfriend that was sending the DMs. It was. No way. Oh, because you found out? They sent me the screenshots of them DMing you, actually.

I replied, and I was like, why would your boyfriend want that? And he was like, your reply was keep that pussy 1,000 feet away from me, which I respected the hell out of. I very much so did not accept the offer. I was like, that's super weird if that's true. What did yours say? It said, my boyfriend said I could hook up with you.

And I said, why would your boyfriend want that? Oh, you were fishing for a compliment. No, I was not. Because you're so fucking hot and funny. And that's what they said. They were watching it and we thought you were really hot and you were like, thank you. And I didn't reply.

And then they said that They saw you jerking off To just the thought of it though That's not true That you jerked off Or that they saw you And it did not happen Yeah I just thought

That was super creepy That that person sent that to me Harry just thinking about sex Harry needs a fucking drag God I would have not. Why are you putting me on blast, bro? I'm saying I think it was whack. I didn't even say anything weird.

I think it was whack that they tried to set you up like that. They tried to set you up too. No, they didn't. They sent me your conversation. They didn't even offer it to me. They just sent me the conversation that like, I think, yeah, it was very weird. Well, I handled it.

You got set up. You were getting set up. But I didn't say anything. You got set up. You were getting set up. But I didn't say anything. You got set up. So I set them up. You still got set up. Just stop offering my boy fucking hall passes. Yeah.

KB, you got it too? Mine was like, usually our hall passes are celebrities, but my boyfriend agreed for you to be on it. That's almost not a compliment to you. I can't get Hall Pass. What do you mean? He's just like, yeah, I wouldn't notice or care if Davey fucked you. Nick, you had that funny tweet a really long time ago where you were like...

You could just stop right there. That's not a slight. No, it was not a slight. It's actually... Back when you were funny, what was it? I have that tweet bookmarked because it made me laugh. What was it? I didn't even know you at the time. What was it?

And look at us now. Yeah, look at us now. Now we're boys. Now we're boys. Now we're about to go see Dune together on a big-ass screen. People steal this tweet all the time. How long was Dune? It was a long, two and a half hours.

Nope. Jesus Christ. Just unblocked alien Wozniarowski. Brandon, I actually have someone that you have to unblock. Is he an alien? Oh, I like that guy. Oh, yeah. Wait, look.

He literally DM'd me 38 seconds ago. What'd he say? He said, this guy wants you to unblock him. He sent me a PlayStation. I'm unblocking everybody right now. His name's Tyler. Wait, was that the deal? He'll send you a PlayStation at Brandon.

Can we buy a PS5 again? Is it time or is it still? Wait, was that the deal? He'll send you a PlayStation and brand it up. Can we buy a PS5 again? Is it time or is it still? Big Cat, do you have a PS5? I've heard rumors that you have a PS5. Stu Feiner got my son one. Yeah, I heard. Is he gaming?

Stu Feiner got my son, who was one at the time, a PS5 and then like four or five video games. Penny power shit. You're going to make Sass explode. Yeah. No, someone DM'd me and they were like, why don't you just ask Big Cat for a ps5 and then like four or five power shit yeah you're gonna make sass explode yeah no someone dn me and they were like why don't you just ask big cat for the ps5 i gotta buy one i was like that feels i gotta figure it out i regifted it yeah you're not gonna be able to get one brandon

that was like a thing you had to sign up for like a queue to wait in line to get one i'm not ever gonna do that i'm never gonna do that they're all out of they're all out of stock it's because uh covid made i have an oculus in my house that i haven't used i want that i use my oculus for the a couple weeks ago. I'm never going to do that. They're all out of stock. It's because COVID made intentions much shorter. I have an Oculus in my house that I haven't used. I want that. I used my Oculus for the first time

a couple days ago. How'd it go? It was weird. Yeah. I live right next to the Oculus. That was probably the quickest. It looks like a big vagina. You know what?

That building lives rent-free in your house, in your head. My head? I love the building. I think it's beautiful. It's well worth the $4 billion. Did it cost $4 billion? $4 billion.

You love it so much, you're not mad. I'm not mad. The rest of the subway system is in shambles. I got my Haagen-Dazs on. KB has always cared about how public money is spent. I just unblocked Yak's suggestions. Why did you block him? He was being a dick. For what? I don't remember. You're soft. I'm kind of. I just unblocked Yak's suggestions. Yak's suggestions. Why'd you block him? He was being a dick.

For what? I don't remember. You're soft. I'm not soft. I think it's actually the opposite of soft. No, I remember why. He clipped. That dude's really good at graphic design.

He clipped you saying you don't like doing the show with me and Seth. Oh, and that was. So he just put a mirror in front of you and you just broke the mirror? Yeah, sometimes. When did you say that? The guy who held it. I thought the show that me, you, and Owen did was great. It was great.

It was one of my favorite shows. People loved it. Give me the Nick tweet. I'm waiting. It wasn't very good. Oh, it sounds hilarious. It has like 400,000 likes. The fucking suns?

That was me. I think it was one of my first bookmarked tweets. Damn. You got a lot of bookmarked tweets. I think it was like, my hall pass is caved up to, I don't know. You know what it was. My girlfriend is her roommate. You know what it is, word for word.

Is my roommate something. I forget it. Well, it's like Dave thinks caved up to six. What? No, he doesn't. Out of ten, yeah. He wrote a whole blog series about it. Wait, can we pull that up?

There's no way. I'm pretty sure he's called her a six. You got away with it? Maybe a six and a half. What? What was it? It's a vintage White Sox thing. Was this an older blog?

No. I know he's had that thought for a while. He said, my girlfriend said we should each pick a hall pass just in case we ever meet that person. I chose Kate Upton, and she chose her roommate Connor. That was it. Good tweet. It's a banger. It's a banger.

Kate Upton, how is she a six? Nine face, ten tits? That's easy. The intangibles are whatever, but she's a high eight. You stopped drinking again, huh? You're pretty horny. Yeah, he is horny. I got some funny-ass bookmarks tweets.

Can we just pull up the cat daddy gif and just have that rolling? This will be our biggest episode yet. Can we just scroll Sass's favorited tweets? This one says this dude bought Adderall and he texted his dealer and he said yo i can't beat my meat is that a side effect and then his his dealer replied blood belongs in the brand today sir wait who's who's that from uh sell i don't know find the white socks team i don't remember what it was. That gif is six. Six.

Six and a half maybe he called her. I don't know. I can't remember. He's had that take. It's very funny. I found this blog from 2014 where you reference it. Don't pull that up. But when you click on this, it's 404.

What did he say? I'll find it. I'll find it. I'll find it. I think it was six. He needs to explain himself for that. All right, boys. Let's pull up our yak notes.

Yeah, what do you got on yak notes? I'm frustrated with the state of college wrestling. The Brandon Walker fake account DMed me and said, I'm not actually unblocking people. Mine is a blanket that keeps you cold. Whoa. No, I'm going through right now. I just unblocked Rusty Cunts.

That's pretty funny. Did you unblock the dude that I asked you to unblock? I'm getting everybody. It's going to take you like a year to do that. No, it won't take me. I'm getting so many DMs from people saying, can you unblock Brandon? Or I asked you to unblock? I'm getting everybody. It's going to take you like a year to do that. No, it won't take you. I'm getting so many DMs from people saying, can you unblock Brandon? Or can you have Brandon unblock me? I'm doing it.

I'm getting through the list. Everybody shut the fuck up. A lot of Arkansas fans here. Why'd they all block you? A guy named Ray Sheo. Oh, yeah. Fuck yes. Fuck yes.

That's still that. There's a fake little sass. Oh, shit. Who's Thornton with? Who's Thornton with? I wish I could make that noise. I can't roll the R's either. That's a throat roll. That's a guttural sound. Oh, that's R's either. That's a throat roll. That's a guttural sound.

Oh, that's not even tongue. That's throat. And then this is tongue. Different sounds, my brother. Pretty good. I've never been able to do it. Che, are you trying to put Thornton out of a job? No, I like Jerry Thornton.

He's actually the... The kiss of death. No, he's the... I went on his podcast like two weeks ago. He's the NFL editor for the AFC. Clem is the NFC. But no, I like Jerry. I actually talk with him.

We have editors? We have editors based on the league? Conferences. Yeah. What? We have sports editors. Jack Blackmack is a college football editor. Yeah. What? It was the Moritz editors. Jack Mack is college football editor. Yeah.

Really? It's new for this year. Yeah, that was like two months ago. What other editors are there? It's funny watching people get titles. I think Hubs is American League or maybe, I don't know. This is all news to me. This was in the email we got about two months ago.

Was I on it? What are you, Brad? Yeah, you're hockey editor. I'm nothing. Full-time content, brother. Big cat for wrestling editor. Yeah. True.

All right. I don't know if I... Brandon showed up to Barstool and was like, nah, I don't blog. I do blog, but I can't blog during football season. I don't have time to blog during football season. Nah, I don't do that. I blog sometimes. When was the last time you blogged?

Probably about a month ago. I only blog when I have inspiration. I can't just churn stuff out. Brandon, can you tell them about the wager we made the other night? Yeah, so we're going to play. So you've been blogging? No, that's all automatic. Who goes blog?

Just take the fucking numbies, bro. That's all auto. I don't do that. The last one I did was probably about a month ago. There. There you go. Oh, September 21st? No, that's just a link to your podcast, I bet.

No, but I did that. Yeah, when was the last real blog? Yeah, when was the last time you wrote something? You had a funny one? I wrote that one. The college football one. Yeah, that was funny. Yeah.

This was funny. Yeah. This was funny. Mm-hmm. It was a good blog. So that was early September. So this was funny. Mm-hmm. It was a good blog. So that was early September. So this was like roasting college football programs, wasn't it?

Yeah. So the timing of this was funny. Yeah, it was a good idea, I thought. There you go. There's my blog. Good blog. You don't got to answer to anybody. So me and Stephen Che have a bet. Let's see the top comment.

I don't know when we're going to play, but we're going to play three games of bowling against each other. Oh, we have to be involved. Best of three series. Best of three series. I want to be there. $500 cash to the winner. Wow. So can we do it next week from a bowling alley? Do the show? We're going to have to figure all that out. I'm going to have to bowl a couple times. Stephen, can you figure out a way

to get us? Tuesday. Tuesday is the only day I could do. We're going to Boston. Well, it doesn't have to be next week. It might be the week after. Whatever. Let's figure out a way. Yep. Let's figure out a way to do a live show.

For the Arizona Bowl? No. Oh, yeah. We're doing Rediscovering America Tucson. So if you have any suggestions. Just a little 15-minute one. Is this season two? No.

This is something that will play. 1.5? I think it will play before the Arizona Bowl or something. All right, so we've got to figure out where it's here. Excuse me. Tired. And then we will go and bowl and watch you bowl. So I want to be able to live commentate the best of three.

I want us to be able to roast them. Oh, we got to. Right next to them. We're playing for $500. I don't know if roasting is something that we're going to... You're saying that because you're playing for $500, me making fun of you won't get in your head? Men are either good at bowling or know how to eat pussy.

These are mutually exclusive. There you go. So you know how to eat pussy? How dare they talk about Carl like that? I know my boy Carl munches box, bro. The fuck? The thighs are the bumpers of the pussy. Bounce around there.

Brandon got bumpers. He got the little thing, too, that you put the ball on and it rolls down. The ramp? That is for the most... Never mind. Relax. That's also just not true. I feel like I'm good at bowling And good at that

I watched a tutorial video About it several years ago About eating pussy? Yep That was American Pie 2 What was the tutorial video? No Yeah I did

What was the tutorial video? Bring it up You don't learn It's just the Seinfeld episode Where they talk about the movie You watched a tutorial On eating pussy Stephen? Why would you not?

Did you search it? Or did it just pop up? Yeah I know exactly what it told you. It told you to make out with the pussy instead of licking it. Nope, it was a pretty long tutorial.

It was good. Changed my life. Give us a couple tips. You changed your wife, you said? No, definitely not. So it was just better for you? I mean, better for everybody. Where did you find the video?

Was it on YouTube? Is it something we can watch right now? No, it was an adult site. It was an adult, oh, so they actually had a pussy there. Oh, yeah.

Well, that was just a porn. You watched a porn. That was an actual tutorial. That was just a porn said, eating pussy tutorial. Steven thought porn was just a porn tutorial. Yeah, it was instructional too.

Yeah, Steven. No, it was instructional. He's always been looking at porn being like oh well that's no actually I've learned that from film work actually from this

exactly from this tutorial I learned that a lot of the sensation a lot of the scenes where porn stars

will eat pussy is actually incorrect what they call it is painting the fence because they do it with the tongue but it's better

for the camera worse for the woman I'm very uncomfortable. So I am too, but I need to know more. All right. Check. So painting the fence is what? It's just like kind of elongating your tongue and just like stroking.

Stroking the lips. No, no. You're up on the screen, so give us a visual. We need to see it visually. So, I mean, It's the most common. Your tongue's fully out? Do it on Zaz's ass. Look at Zaz's ass.

That's how you're not supposed to do it. Who thinks that's the right way? That's how they do it in adult films a lot. Visually. Visually, that looks better. Did you get hurt? What you're supposed to actually do is... What are you supposed to actually do?

You're supposed to get right in there. You're supposed to use your bottom lip as a buffer after the tongue. Get right in where? As a buffer. As the caboose. Oh, that's the buffer? Caboose? Where should the tip of your tongue be? Where's the train coming from? As deep as you can get it, my friend. Deep?

Wait, what? No, sorry. I didn't phrase it right. It's more of a flat tongue. Flat tongue meant to go up. And then the bottom lip. I mean, hey, if you guys aren't doing this, that's your own problem. Wait, what? You are penetrating the pussy with your tongue? We're about to bridge the fucking revenue gap with this alone.

Call her daddy featuring Stephen Chay. Do you guys just, like, instantly know how to do it correctly and do it well? Yes, I was born eating pussy. Okay, well, I mean, I feel like... That's actually true. That could be true. I was actually a C-section baby, so I wasn't. Oh, Jesus Christ.

So wait, because you were a C-section, that means you had to tutorial how to eat pussy? Is that the correlation? Yeah, he wasn't born doing it. I mean, anyone who has done... He didn't know his way around. It was his first time in town. It was my first home. It was my first apartment. Right, we've been there before. C-section babies just don't know his way around. It was his first time in town. I fucking... It was my first home. It was my first apartment.

Right. We've been there before. C-section babies just don't know how to eat pussy. You're either a C-section baby or you know how to eat pussy. No one does both. Uh-huh. Oh, fuck. Moral of the story is that guy's tweet is incorrect.

So I feel like I'm a pretty good bowler and I can do that pretty well too. Okay. We'll be the judge of that on our live show day. You'll eat all of our pussies and then bowl. I would like to see Loser eat the pussy. Yeah, Loser eats pussy.

Loser eats pussy. We're going to get the pussy. We'll get a fake pussy. Loser has to eat the pussy on the live stream. Yeah. Yeah. And 500 bucks.

What do you mean, mmm? It's content, brother. No, I think Steve will say, mmm doesn't taste. Yeah, like a Campbell's Soup commercial.

Mmm, he's insatiable. Nothing I like more than bowling and pussy. Any loose pussy around? Any leftovers I could eat? There's a pussy in the fridge that has Steve on it. Who the fuck ate my pussy? Walks up to the guy.

I can't keep anything in the fucking fridge. You gonna finish that pussy over there? It said Steve on it. That was my pussy for later. Steven always has to have a bite of somebody else's pussy before they finish it. Ooh, are you gonna finish that pussy over there? It said Steve on it. That was my pussy for later. Steven always has to have a bite of somebody else's pussy before they finish it. Oh, are you gonna finish that pussy? Oh, I should've ordered that pussy. Let me have a taste.

We could get some pussy for the table. Guys, your pussy always looked better than mine. It's funny because this pussy's cold and I ordered the hot pussy. This is gazpacho? Yeah. So why don't you send this back? This is an Italian wedding pussy? Steve asked the waitress, so how's your pussy?

How's the pussy around here? Do you recommend the pussy? First time in town, how's the pussy here? Best pussy in East Lansing.

Tweets it out. Jamel. Jamel. Best pussy. Steven. Steven I gotta go do trivia I mean Steven right there That was amazing content Because of Steven

That's you That's what he does Thank you Thank you Nick You wanna log us off Sass? Yeah Sass do the song What song?

The little fucking song we do The one you always do When you host the act Now do your Joker quote sign off I don't have any Joker quotes Come on Sass, do the song. What song? The little fucking song we do. The song you always do when you host the act. Now, do your Joker quote sign off. I don't have any Joker quotes. Come on. Flaming Arrow.

I'm anti-Joker right now. Shooting Arrow. Flaming Arrow. Give us a Mac Miller quote to sign us off. Flaming Arrow into the... Like, you kill the... The stream. The listeners. Yeah.

Sing us some Bo Burnham to sign us off. I don't listen to Bo Burnham. That funny feeling. Go to a vagina orchard. Count one, two, three. Spin that plan around. That's a third world country.

That's Kanye. It's gotta be Kanye. Sign us off, bro. Stop holding us hostage. I don't have anything to sign us off with. Thank you for listening. Like the video. Leave only nice comments.

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