The Yak - Inside The Sweet Science That Was Jersey Jerry vs Jeff Nadu | The Yak 12-13-21

Episode Date: December 14, 2021

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, I'm tweeting out the feed. Found that shit. Shout out to the chat. I'll see you right now for a second. You fucking scoundrels just fucking living in that chat. I love you guys. You guys are salt on the earth.

What are they even doing? They're just fucking wild boys. We got like, they're the wild things in Game of Thrones. They're just north of the wall. Yeah. Just acting crazy and shit. Saying stuff. I fucking love them.

Saying shit. I love those. Saying a bunch of shit. Those crazy motherfuckers. Could get them canceled. Shout out. Shout out. Hey, we got a special yak.

Half of the yak has COVID. Yeah. Special yak. Oh, yeah. That's true. No, no. That's not yak has COVID. Special yak. No. Oh, yeah, that's true. No, no, that's not true. Only one person does. Nick has the flu.

Nick has the flu. Owen is quarantining out of abundance of caution. Well, not really an abundance of caution. He lives with the COVID, right? Who could it be? Who could it be? I'm trying to do... It was not abundance of caution.

Look at that. That looks damn good. Nice. We should have a beanie on that chair. But we do have. But who will make it about themselves now? We do have. By the way, that's going to be...

I can't wait till... I'm very excited for Sass to come in and mansplain COVID to me and you, Brandon, and be like, well, and I had it. It is nice for him that he actually has it now, so this is a great experience for him. Yeah, that is true. That's life experience. Count it. We do have, though, Champion from Friday

night. Want to know? Jersey Jerry. Why don't you pop off that mask? Why don't you pull that mask down? You told me to keep it on. No, I didn't. You pulled the mask down. You're double masking. When we're out there, when we're talking to other people, we're here. Let me see your fucking nose. Let me see those fucking...

Oh, wouldn't that be funny if he had, like, if Nadeau actually low-key busted his face up? And that's why you're wearing the double mask? Nah. Jerry, big win. Last I saw you, you were puking after... Oh, yeah. You were? Because you said your trainer just told you to drink water all day.

You drank way too much water. 20 bottles of water. What? I would drink water and just you to drink water all day. You drank way too much water. 20 bottles of water. What? I would drink water and just pee. Drink water, pee. Drink water, pee. Who told you that? His trainer.

So he puked after because he had just a belly full of water. So much water. Why so much water? That seems like the worst advice you could have received. I don't know. I don't know. Why not just an average amount? I don't know.

I think he just wanted me to be hydrated. He's pretty upset that I didn't stop smoking either. Oh, yeah. He should be. But a win's a win. Wait, you had COVID and then kept smoking right after it? I mean, I've been, yeah. He smoked during COVID.

You smoked during COVID? You were busting cigs or just the vape? No, he does the healthy stuff. Just the healthy stuff. Yeah, right. Great. Diet, diet cigs. Great vape.

Take a rip. So talk stuff. Yeah, right. Great. Diet, diet six. Great vape. Take a rip. So talk to us about the experience. It was one of the, when, you know, like those old school guys, Burt Sugar and, you know, Letterer. Yeah, Letterman, I think. No, Letterer. Yeah, you're right. Lampley.

Lampley. They wax poetically about boxing and they call it the sweet science. They were talking about Jersey Jerry versus Jeff Nadeau. The sweet science. Yeah, it was pretty. It was a beautiful fight. Technical. Very technical.

Technically sound. Two athletes at the top of their game. Precision punching. Just like it's rare you get. Everyone's always like, oh, man, wouldn't it have been great if Pacquiao and Mayweather had both fought at the top of their prime? No, this was better. Their prime? No, no, this was way better.

Clash of Titans, yeah. They both used the jab well. Good defense. Kept your head up. Yeah. Combos for days. Oh, yeah. Uppercuts.

A lot of uppercuts were thrown. No kind of bullying body stuff. No, none of that. At any time, Jerry, did you wonder why isn't he hitting me? No, I mean. No, he did. He had a two-hand overhand push hit. Yeah.

That seemed like it caused some damage. Yeah. He landed one good one. I think it was a right in the back over here. I was like, oh, that was pretty good. And then I think he landed like two jabs maybe. I think it was two or three jabs. Yeah, the CompuBox numbers weren't in anyone's favor.

No, no, no. But listen. You had the action. Like I told my mom when I came home, I said, you know, I'm undefeated. Yeah. I never lost. Facts are facts. You play your schedule.

I got huge respect for y'all for getting in there. Yeah, that was fun. It was a great experience. You know what was the most crazy part was when I was walking out, I was like, oh, wow, this is a lot of people. And people screaming. Especially later on, as Rough and Rowdy, the night goes on, people get a little drunker. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. The bloodlust raises in the room. Oh goes on. People get a little drunker. The bloodlust raises in the room. People want that action. They're invested. There's another fight after you. I love how they had to move the really fat guys to the end. Dude, it was a legitimate

concern that the ring wasn't going to be hold. Is that why they did it? It was half a ton of fight. It was half a ton of man. But didn't we have an early fat't we have... It was half a ton of fight. It was half a ton of man. But didn't we have an early fat fight? But it wasn't half a ton. No.

This dude's side for cash is fucking huge. It was 500 versus 450. Yeah, it was a lot. And they were like, yeah, the ropes will maybe not hold this. But do we have any highlights of Jerry's fight? That would have been great if the ropes had... Break it down a little bit? Yeah.

Also, Hot Wheels got robbed. Hot Wheels got robbed. Oh, yeah. I said it in the moment. I said that it was bullshit. She should have won that fight, so we'll see. Really? I didn't think that she got robbed.

Oh, yeah. I don't think it was that. No. If you were watching closely, Cherry Bomb throws punches, but none of them land. But there's something that we say in the fight game, the pugilistic excellence game, and it's to be the champ, you got to beat the champ. No, no, no.

Did you hear the news? Did you hear what the dude in the news is about? She thinks that it was. Her husband is the commissioner. I saw her Instagram story. So we're going to fight next round. He's in Tennessee. It's going to be a lot harder to win when your husband ain't the commissioner.

I don't know. She got beat twice. She needs to win three in a row to be ahead. First one I'm fine with. I thought she absolutely won on Friday night. I think that everybody who was watching, because it was such a good fight, wanted her to win so there could be a logical third. Oh, there is a logical third.

We're adding the logical third? Yeah, look at this. Then there's a logical fourth because if she wins cherry pie's husband she calls her cherry pie so who who won the night was it irish day portnoy or big bad booty daddy big bad booty daddy oh my god what a what a that was incredible it's rare you can have a knockout and then a rant like that what was his story like where's he from no idea and it was definitive knockout too and it wasn't it wasn't like he he caught him flush in the third round. They had to kick him out of the arena because everyone wanted to fight him.

The best. Yeah. We should play his rant. We should play his knockout, too. And his celebration. Because the way that he set up. The whole fight. Yeah.

It was so good. He set his legs so wide apart and just waited for the dude in the center of the ring to fucking hadouken him. He reminded me of like a Trailer Park Boys character. Oh, yeah, there it is. Then he just, yeah, he's just standing over him. And then just sucking fuck everyone. Yeah. I think he's out on his feet.

He may get Bobby like, it's done. It's over. Double suck it. Fuck you. Double suck it. Where's the spin? What was more disrespectful before during or after what you just did? Fuck all these fucking inbred trash in this fucking arena. They can suck my fucking dick. And Bobby Lang, you small dick, spidely fuck. You're afraid of saw.

I told you to fuck your wife. I was going to eat her fucking pussy like a hungry hippo. Where the fuck are you, Bobby? You know where to be found, you cowardly fuck. And the CEO of fucking Business Insider, Henry Broderick. This is where I don't know what he said. He went off. I'm going to fucking murder you in this motherfucking ring.

Bring you. Bring anybody you see in pretty detail. Julia Black, last 32. She's fucked. I don't give a fuck. Anybody out there supports any of them. You guys. Anybody supports mandatory vaccination.

You know what? I fucked you. You ugly fuck. He's right. He just went to manager. Like, it was such a seamless, I want to eat Bobby Lang's wife's pussy. And then if you support mandatory vaccination, I also want to fuck you. He could feel he was losing it, though, so he found somebody in the crowd he could go back to.

But that was incredible. And Bobby Lang's going to kill him. Yeah, he found somebody in the crowd he could go back to. But that was incredible. Great. And Bobby Lang's going to kill him. Yeah, he's going to kill him. He's going to kill him. Because that was not good technique. No, you know, Bobby Lang will fucking murder this guy. All the better.

Yeah. But it was great because we said going in, we're like, who's going to fight Bobby Lang next? We don't really have someone naturally. And then, boom, he just shows up. We didn't talk to him. I had no idea who this guy was. He clearly was like, I'm going to get a title fight by just being a maniac. And he mission accomplished.

Where's the next one? Tennessee. Did we break that today? I don't know. This is technical stuff here. Oh, boy, look at this. This is technical. Sweet science right here.

You said you were mad that he kept his shirt on? I like your shorts, by the way. Thank you. Oh. Y'all started pretty good. Yeah, by the way. Thank you. Ooh. Y'all started pretty good. Yeah, we started good. And you're getting a lot of body shots here. Actually better than I remember.

Now it's going to devolve. Oh. He, uh, I actually have Jeff's back when it comes to the shirt on. You do? Yeah, I knew he was going to do that, and I respect that. You just got to, you know, you can't get your ass that and i respect that you just gotta you know you can't get your ass kicked and also have your tits he's also lost a lot of weight there's got to be some excess right sitting there right but he does his uh lives with the shirt off though

yeah but only up here always only like shoulders up speaking of which steven che you got anything you want to say wow sorry uh Sorry. I missed the last sentence. Say anything about what? Shirtless. Being shirtless on videos. I mean, it was tastefully done. It was shoulders up. What was? What was this Photoshop you posted, by the way?

Was that you in the stadium? Were you cosplaying as a... I wasn't cosplaying as anything. I was wearing my jersey. Stephen Chay put up a Photoshop after the Bucs big win. Classic Photoshop. There it is. Touchdown.

Great team win today. Mike Evans gave another ball to an old guy. He's on the field looking up at the touchdown. What's weird is you scored a touchdown, but the score is still 0-0. That is weird. I mean, that's a real photo. That's a Leonard Fournette. They probably didn't update the scoreboard. He just crossed the goal line.

And you put yourself in it? I did. Why aren't you watching the game? Who says I'm not? Well, no, your back's to the game. Your back is literally to the field. Obviously you're not. Crowd's going nuts over me. Over you. Hard to argue. Well, it literally says touchdown. They're going nuts over touchdown.

They don't know you're there. I mean, the picture says different. If I could frame that and just put that in my entryway. You can. You're going to. Yeah, you can. There's no one stopping you from continuing this sick and twisted fantasy world that you live in. It's actually the opposite.

You're sick and twisted fantasy world. We embrace here and encourage you to be even more sick and twisted. TJ, scroll down to the first comment. That was my favorite comment. What does it say? What the fuck is this?

Who is she? How did that guy find you? I don't know. Yeah, so Steven. Buck's Twitter probably. Frame it. Frame that shit. Yeah, but I removed my shirt yesterday from the stream.

It was the end of the game. I was wearing – Shout out Miller Lite. They're a great sponsor. They sent us a bunch of shirts, and I wore this shirt the whole day. Shout out Coors Lite. They're the same parent company, but yeah. Shout out Coors Lite.

Sure. So I was wearing this shirt the whole day, and I was losing my bets. And the Bucs were playing well in the first half, but then playing terribly. So I had to change the momentum. I lowered my TV volume to volume 12 for Tom Brady. And I took my shirt off because my bets weren't hitting. And then all of a sudden, Bucs get some key stops. I hit my bet.

So, I mean, hard to argue with that data. What's your normal listening volume oh my god yes whisper yelling my kids are asleep yeah fucking go yeah yeah I will definitely defend you on the scream whispering because I do that same thing. You got to do it when your kids are asleep. But yeah. Can I tell you both? Topless Steven.

You're going to grow out of that? Why? You're just going to start you're just going to yell. When they get like six to eight or something in their sleep, you don't care anymore. When they're babies you let them sleep and you will yell at the bucks in five years. My kid insists on sleeping with his door open.

He's like eight steps up. I'm going to avoid that. Just watch. Also, do you do all your TV volumes based on numbers of historic bucks? Not all, but I mean, that's one of my ace in my pocket. I'm going to change up the momentum. Now with the new, okay, so question, Stephen, what new numbers that anyone could pick any number? Yeah.

What if the Bucs draft an incredible quarterback in two years, number 99? There's still restrictions between. Oh, then number zero. Do you ever celebrate an offensive lineman? What if your best player is 99? Warren Sapp. Warren Sapp. He's retired.

Yeah, but what if someone comes in and is like a game-changing, he is your entire defense, 99. It's not based on just one guy. So, I mean, I could have went like 13 Mike Evans. I could have went like 14 Chris Godwin. So you could have just picked. Those are like. You could have just listened to it at a regular volume.

What if your best player is zero? You just can't hear the game? That's what he's saying. Yeah, I mean, that probably wouldn't be my go-to. What's Tyler Johnson? 18. No one in the 80s? No receivers in the 80s?

What about Gronk? Gronk's been playing well. 87? Yeah, so you've got to get it up to 87. I mean, he's not the only guy on the field. That's the beauty of it. It's harder with basketball. I didn't realize you carried basketball.

Why is it hard with basketball? Because they can be high numbers. So have you run into that problem before? Of course. Who? Rodman. Julius Rand 30 is very loud what's your normal you guys don't do that no wait i don't even know what you said what hey he's changing the volume based on the number of his favorite player that is playing no no we don't do that i could i could assure you we do not do that. So Nick's games wake the babies.

I mean, no. It hasn't been like this situation. Are you improvising or is this something you actually do? No, this is something I actually do. Do you know the answer to that? There's no schtick with Steven. There's no... This is real.

I mean, there's all types of things to do to change the way you sit, etc. You guys don't do this at all? I mean, I do it, but not like I listen at a volume that I want to listen to. Yeah, but if you're going to change something up. I actually don't know if I do. Tom Brady's volume, man. Sometimes I'll just do a little charity before a big game. Like help an old lady across the street or something.

Macro juju. Yeah, right. He does micro juju. Pick some trash up. That's pretty much it. That's the extent of my juju. Try to get some things going in my favor.

Pick up a penny. Head up. Yeah, good favor. Goodwill. Help an old lady shop for groceries or some shit. It's mad valid. Yeah.

I'm just trying to do my part. Let like two guys fight that have no business being in a ring. That kind of juju. Yeah. It's good juju. Get them paid. Get them paid. Leading up to the fight during your training, did you know what it was going to be like in the ring?

No. I'm going to release a few videos of the warm-up. And, dude, I'm not even joking I look like Tyson I look like Tyson in the warm up I would like to see one let me see if my buddy Fisher got it

I noticed you and Jeff when the fight ended you went right to immediate respect yeah it's about respect so you both earned that yeah for sure he earned. I earned it. I think all fighters should do that. For sure. Because fighting is very hard, and it's not easy to get in there.

They got in there together, and they settled their differences. Now it's settled, right? Oh, yeah. Settled, for sure. Right. Yeah. Except for the guy who walked out of the ring right before the fight. You know that clip where the guy is just like, nope, I'm not doing this, and he just walks

right back down the- Oh, yeah. He got out and just left. Yeah, he just left. No respect for that guy. But if you complete the fight, you fight with honor. I think Brandon actually predicted the decision, Jersey Jerry by decision, I think.

Did you predict that? No, I predicted you'd win by knockout. Oh, you did? Okay. You were going for the knockout. My favorite was the guy who was like, he quit, and he was like, yeah, he stepped on my shoe and punched me in the face. We were like, what do you expect me to do?

That sounds like a fight. Yeah, he stepped right on my shoe. He punched me. What do you want me to do? He punched me in the face. He punched me in the nose. That wasn't fair. Yeah, that's a fight.

Rough and rowdy. It really is the funnest thing. Yeah, I'm so happy I did it. So happy I did it. I love it so, so much. Really fun. Are you retired? I tell you what, I did call happy I did it. So happy I did it. I love it so, so much. Really fun. Are you retired? I tell you what, I did call out Kevin Conley.

If I'm going to fight again, it's going to be against Kevin Conley. If not, you know, I mean, listen, let's face the facts. Like I said, undefeated, never lost. Always Jersey Jerry. I'm happy to be able to tell my son, listen, daddy's a champion. 1-0. Just don't show him the fight. Nah. Tell him.

I'd say, listen, the fight got lost. Not on YouTube no more, but it's the belt. I got proof. The belt. This was way back in the 20s. We didn't have the internet back then. Jersey Jerry Jr. is going to be walking around like, that was Golden Glove. Yeah.

You could get a painting of it or something like that. Yeah. Just a picture. Yeah. Still a frame of it. A painting, yes. You're just throwing a big punch. Uh-huh.

Yeah. It was a great night. I'm very happy for you, Jerry. Yeah, no, definitely fun. It was fun and awesome. Undefeated. You know who else is undefeated? Who?

Yeshiva's men's basketball team. I think they're 13-0. Wow. Probably the top team in Division III. They got the Jewish kid? Probably all. Not every one. Like 48 games in a row.

Rico was saying there's a Jewish kid on there that like the NBA is looking at, I think. They're old. We got to start crowding those games. Rico's like, yeah, they got this one Jew. Do you remember the Jewish Jordan? Yes, I do. Maryland. Orange hair. Yeah, and it didn't work out. It did the Jewish Jordan? Yes, I do. Maryland. Orange hair.

Yeah, and it didn't work out. Did not work out. I don't remember his name. Well, this guy wears the yarmulke. No, that was Jewish Jordan did too, I think. Yeah, and he wouldn't play at all. He was in Sports Illustrated in like 2000. 99, 2000, somewhere around there.

He was called the Jewish Jordan, and he went to Maryland. He signed with Maryland, and he was on their team for about two weeks, and they realized, no, this doesn't work. Amari Stoudemire is Jewish, though. True. He could be the Jewish Jordan. They never put the label on him. That's true.

Because he's a big guy. He's Jewish? Yeah. Why is that befuddled you? No, because I know his nickname. He tried this nickname, like Israel. And is that because of you used? No, because I know his nickname He tried this nickname like Israel And is that because of Yes

Yeah Because he's Jewish That nickname never stuck Never stuck With you With anybody Why are you antsy right now? I sit like this every single day

But you got a little bounce to your leg I got a little bounce, yeah Is it because of the 200,000 thing? I'd rather... If you're asking me in public how many followers I got, and I have 197,000, if I say 200,000, that is not rounding up. That's a lie.

That's not rounding up very... I would have been like a little less than 200. It is rounding up. Brandon, how many views do you get on the sling? I don't know. Well, he's the king of sling. I'm the king of sling. What are you getting at here?

No, I just got something in the works. That's all. I'm just curious. That's all. Yeah? That sounds interesting. 2022, maybe Jersey Jerry on sling. I don't know.

Woo-hoo! Why are you talking, Jersey? I wish we could get more people on sling. You have to work a few more hours, though. Yeah, yeah. Jersey Jerry kind of lit the internet on fire when he was on Pardon My Take on Wednesday last week, and he said a usual day gets in around 1130, and usually we'll try to make sure he gets the 240 train.

You could probably squeeze it between 2 and 240, a quick sling show. No, I think I would do it. What would it be about? I'm not going to release anything yet. Keep the people guessing. It'll be really interesting, really fun. Boxing? Respect?

I could come up with some boxing stuff. I really am experienced now. Yeah, as a former champ. Well, current champ. Reigning. Reigning champ. I get a ton of views on Slang Jari. Yeah, no, I'm just curious.

You know, because the only way you get better is working towards, you know, somebody. And then I eventually surpassing them. You know what I mean? I'm not saying I'm going to pass you, Brandon. I'm just saying. You will. I just want to work towards something to be better. Yes, to have a thing.

Because you had your thing where you were working towards boxing. Exactly. And now you have to put your energy somewhere else. Exactly. And I was talking to a couple people in the office who came up to me. Oh, Jerry, we want you on Sling. We want you on, I was talking to, you know, a couple people in the office came up to me. Oh, Jerry, you know, we want, you know, we want you on sling. We want you. All right.

You know, maybe the new year. You know what I mean? So, you know, at least I have somebody that I could not compete, but in a way, yeah, I guess compete against. That's smart, too. This is the time, time of year right now where it's like any, any requests like, you know, let's talk after, after New Year's. Yeah, exactly.

You get a little, like three week window. Exactly. Let's deal with that. Forward all my calls. Yeah, exactly. You get a little, like, three-week window. Exactly. Let's deal with that. Forward all my calls. Yeah, exactly. You know, forward all my emails. Exactly. Except for the Arizona Bowl.

That doesn't take as much of a break. You know what I mean? You've got to go to the Arizona Bowl and everything. I'm actually pretty nervous. I'm going to start cracking down on that. Start researching the teams, really digging in. Yeah. I'm going to start cracking down on that. Start researching the teams, really digging in. Yeah, I'm going to Boise tomorrow morning. Pronunciation, that's the only thing I look for

in commentation. I don't care about pronunciation. I want to actually try to give the people something. During the broadcast? Yeah, like have a familiarity with both teams that I can at least, I'm not going to be very insightful, but just, you know, one or two nuggets.

Maybe Steven breaks down something for you. So during the game, you could be like, oh, this is the defense that they're showing. They like to do, you know, halves. Can we do that, Steven? Can you start breaking down the teams for me? Can you get me college all 22? What? Can you get him college all 22?

Why are you whisper screaming? Can you get me college all 22? Maybe. Okay. Do you ever break down college tape? Yeah. get him college all 22 why are you whisper screaming you get me college all 22 maybe okay you ever break down college tape yeah okay well up into the draft i mean that's what the college game at all yeah it's different who's in the final four what who's in the final four Alabama, Michigan, Cincinnati, and Georgia. There it is. That was good. Who just missed out?

Who's five? Notre Dame. You know your game. You know your ball. Yeah, so, I mean, if I can get access to this, I mean, I haven't gotten it yet from Coach. I don't know how we can get that. I'm sure you can.

If you can share that, that would be a total game changer. Yes, yes. Then, yes, I can whip something up for you, of course. All 22 of both Boise and Central Michigan. Yeah. All right. I'm going to try to get it for you. Okay.

Just an edge, just something little for the broadcast. Just a couple nuggets here and there. I talked to Stephen Che and he said. Yeah, that was interesting what you just said. I talked to this guy and he said. That's all they do. I'm a little nervous about jumping out of a plane. That really hasn't hit me yet, but that is set.

I don't understand the logistics about not just jumping out of a plane, but you're going to jump out of a plane and deliver the game ball and then run up to the booth and do commentary? Well, so here's the thing. I think I've told this on this show. Because your nerves are going to be everywhere. Well, I've told this on the show, and I'll say it because I'm not going to try to deceive the people.

So there's a law that you can't do a tandem jump into a stadium with people in it. So there's a law. Like, it's against the law. Okay. So the jump was off, but I said, I have to still jump. I have to give the people what they want. Like, I can't just, like, pussy out of this. So I'm going to jump.

I think it's two days before. Okay. We're going to have it all videotaped. I won't really talk about it. And then it will be part of the broadcast. So you'll see on the broadcast me jumping with the game ball. And then it will go live to me delivering the game ball. So you'll pre-record the jump.

Right. Okay. Only solution we had, we tried literally everything. It's like a very hard and fast law, which I actually understand because it's harder to control a tandem jump, and there's people, and it's like a whole thing, you know. People get hurt if you fuck up a tandem jump. You have to have an expert level solo guy to be able to land in that small area. Right, exactly.

It's like when people are jumping into a stadium, it's like Navy SEALs. Do people ever injure themselves from a jump? 1996, I was at Mississippi State, Alabama. How are you saying that? This lived on a YouTube forever. A guy, it was windy. They didn't call off the jump. And he broke both his legs coming into the end zone.

That's more of like a fatality. I'm talking about just an injury. Broke both his legs. That's two injuries. That's more of like a fatality than an injury. Closer to fatal? I think that's closer to an injury than it is a fatality. Maybe one leg, not both.

But when you tune in on New Year's Day or New Year's Eve day, the broadcast, you will see me jumping out of an airplane. There we go. And it's a guaranteed no death on New Year's Day or New Year's Eve day, the broadcast, you will see me jumping out of an airplane. There we go. And it's guaranteed no death on New Year's Day. Well, you don't know. No, actually,

I will actually... No, I will make it... I will try to figure out a way that if I die, we can withhold the information. It's going to be a hard secret. And they're going to show the death? Yeah, that would be awesome. As fans're going to show the death? Yeah.

As fans, we don't want to find out. Right, exactly. So I will do my best to try to do no spoilers. Keep your team in check. But no one will die that day, though. They will have already died. You will have already died. Well, you can't guarantee somebody else wouldn't die.

Not in a parachute, because they won't be parachuted. Yeah, it'll be a tape-recorded death. Yes, there will be a pre-recorded, no live deaths. Well, actually, it will be two deaths. If I die parachute because they won't be parachuted. Yeah, it would be a tape-recorded death. Yes, there would be a pre-recorded, no live deaths. Well, actually, it would be two deaths. If I die,

I want it to be shown. Or you could probably land on another guy. Actually, if I die, wouldn't it be better if we had, if we're like, oh, Big Cat died,

tune in to watch him die? Yeah, that's... That actually, okay, so we'll do it that way. What happens may surprise you. Yeah, no, because people would, I would imagine if you broadcast, if you told everyone, hey, tune in for a death, people will watch. I don't think they'll watch.

No, I'm saying they won't, but that YouTube number will tick up right before the jump. I think we show you dropping and then stop it and say, find out what happens next on Friday. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm saying if I'm dead, use it as promotion for the game. We have to have someone tweeting for you. Tune in for the death. Yeah, you need to stand in Twitter. I'll give Jake Marsh.

There's a lot of bowl games that day, a lot of bets to be made. Just guess what you'll kind of be saying throughout the day and give him a little script that he can go off of. I really don't want to jump out of an airplane. You shouldn't. Yeah, definitely shouldn't. That sucks.

I would not do that. Well, I've done it before. Why did you say that? I've done it once. Oh. Yeah, still. But I think it's been so long. It was like a decade ago.

So I'm like, I forgot how scary it was. Yeah. Think about that fucking, you're still over the desert, too. No, dude, I've done it. I actually did it in San Diego. Yeah. I did it right before the Rose Bowl when Wisconsin played TCU on New Year's Day. What is it about bowl games and you jumping out of planes?

New Year's Eve. I don't know. I was down in San Diego. We were partying with friends, and we're like, hey, let's go jump out of a plane right before the Rose Bowl. The clip of that Mississippi State skydiver is very violent. Oh, don't show it. I'm not. No, it's not that violent.

I'm not. It is. Now I'm getting upset. Now I'm getting worried. So here's the story. I was with my girlfriend. We had been dating for about three months. She had really good seats. We beat Alabama 17-16 that night.

Really good seats, huh? Our first win over Alabama in my lifetime, and this idiot, it was windy. The game had started at like 830. It was very dark. And they came in, and you could see them blowing all over the sky. Is he going to make it? One guy didn't make the stadium. One guy landed like a mile away. And the other guy landed in the end zone

and hard. And he broke both legs. Let's watch it. I want to see it. Here we go. Oh, here it is. Here it is. It's not that violent. Oh. Yeah, it was. That was so violent. Yeah, it was bad. It wasn't good.

He slams into the ground. That is not what I expected. I'm not looking forward to this jump anymore. I don't think we really saw the whole thing. If we can see it again. Can we say right now, just credit to me, because I had a very easy out to just not do this. You could still just not do it. But I had a very easy out when they're like, oh, legally you can't jump into the stadium.

I could have been like, all right, cool, next year. But I'm like, you know what? I don't want people to get upset. I want to – this is the first bowl game. We got to do it. Is the weight thing real? Are you going to make the weight? No.

So that was – that actually was eliminated a while ago. Okay. I think that's – I think it's actually coincide – like the weight thing was when they were trying everything to get me to be able to do the stadium jump. So that was part of that. The weight thing was when they were trying everything to get me to be able to do the stadium jump. So that was part of that. And then when it was like the stadium jump, there's no chance. Actually, Jen Simons emailed me and said, our weight limit is 500 pounds combined.

And the guy who's on my back is 220. So I got 280 to work with, baby. I've been eating. I've been eating good. You got tons of room. Hell yes. Jersey, what was your meal right after Rough and Rowdy? I didn't eat after Rough and Rowdy, did I?

No. The next day, though... No, not the next day. Yeah, the next day was Cinnabon. I had that in the mall. I had, for breakfast, I had Wetzel pretzel with a dipping sauce. That was good. And then my mom made dinner, and I had that. Two sandwiches.

Two sandwiches for dinner? Mm-hmm. Very nice. What kind of sandwiches? Italian? Yeah, potato and eggs. So not Italian. No, that's Italian.

It is? Yeah. Potato and eggs. Yeah, it's No, it's Italian. It is? Yeah, it's like an Italian. Kind of like a poor meal. Yeah. Comfort food. Yeah. Italian bread. Oh, man.

Really good. Really good. I went to some Italian dude's house yesterday and some Giants fans. Seen that. Those dudes are insane. Their whole family is just like... What's up with the guy with the cheese? There's a lot of cheese.

That was a ton of cheese. You think that was too much cheese? It was way too much cheese. Dude, he was loading up on cheese. They were all just about to fight each other all day. They kept on trying to offer it. They were all trying to fight Fastuli. Where the fuck were you?

Why were you with Fustuli? He was shooting. Oh, it was a content thing. It was content. Yeah, we were shooting these giant sins. What a guy he is. And they were all just like, I want to fight you, Fustuli. He was like, why would you want to fight me?

And he disarmed them. But he's a big boy. He's not a small boy. Yeah, he's thick. He has probably some of the widest hips in the office. He has probably some of the most childbearing hips in the office. He's wide-framed from start to bottom. Yeah, he has some childbearing hips, dude.

His shoulders look like his coat hanger is still in his shirt. Yeah, he does. He's a thick boy. I wouldn't want to fight him. They were going to shoot us. They didn't wind up shooting us, though. We just shot a little video. Well, spoiler.

Fuck. You're right. But you would have known if I was shot. Would we have? Oh, today? If you just shot a little video. Well, spoiler. Fuck. You're right. But you would have known if I was shot. Would we have? Oh, today? If you were shot in the leg, you could have hit that. No, I am a bitch. I will fucking show it on my face if I have a small wound, much less a fucking bullet wound.

You don't shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet, KB. That's a fact. That's a fact. When are you getting your little procedure, your little test? I don't want to make that a big thing. I thought it was today. Like I've been doing. Is it today?

No, it's Monday. That is very much today. Next Monday? Next Monday. Next Monday, the 20th? Yep. Oh, that's damn near the solstice. The days start getting longer after that.

Yeah, dude. We're going on the right. We're flipping it. In eight days, the days will be getting longer. I-huh. The days start getting longer after that. Yeah, dude. We're going on the right. We're flipping it. In eight days, the days will be getting longer. I love it. That's fucking sick. We made it.

We made it. But it hasn't even started getting really cold yet. You know, New York is actually... I gotta say, New York's kind of pleasant in terms of temperature. Not the past few years.

On Saturday? Saturday was nice. Saturday was a little... Saturday was... Sunday was beautiful. Sunday was awesome. Look at us. Just talking about the weather.

45? That's nice. This global warming is going to be... I heard in 50 years that you'll be able to grow oranges in Pennsylvania. Well, except, of course, for that massive long-track tornado the other day. Set the record for the longest track of all time. Yeah, that was bad. But I think that's what brought us some of the nice weather. Oh, damn.

RIP to the people that prepared. The whole town got destroyed. It was very bad. Mayfield, Kentucky. Mayfield, Kentucky. They have a hell of a high school football team, too, if I remember correctly. It's a small town. Very small town.

What division is it? Yeah, what, AAA or AA? You got to tell them their championships don't mean much because there are too many divisions? Wow. Yeah, I mean, yeah. No, Kentucky, for wrestling, they do just one class. Really? Which is how it should be, especially for wrestling.

I don't see how it should just be one class in a state that big. Because you have cities like Louisville that surely has a lot more athletes than... For a team sport. I think it's Louisville. Louisville. Louisville. Why not three? Three would work. Three would work.

Someone's getting squeezed out, though, in that case. Why not just one weight division for wrestling? There should be less. Why not just one class for wrestling? It's an individual competition. There shouldn't be a triple of 5A. If there

was only one weight division, would the heavyweights beat everyone? No. Like, no. I know some heavyweights that would lose to like a... What would be the weight of the person that won if there were no weight divisions? 180?

Big enough to beat the big guys and small enough to beat the small guys? Heavyweights would win in a lot of cases. But the talent is... The depth isn't there. the big guys and small enough to beat the small guys? Heavyweights would win in a lot of cases. But the talent is... The depth isn't there. How big is a weight class? Nine pounds? What are you talking about?

What do you mean? Ten? Like, eleven? There's different increments. You're able to name all them, KP? Yeah, give it to us. Yeah, come on. I want to hear this. I don't know the high school anymore because they changed. Kyle, is there a phantom weight? Is there a feather weight? 125, 133, 141,

149, 157, 165, 174, 84, 197, 285. Wow, that's good. 184 to 197, that's a big jump. Yeah. 197 to 285. Well, that's just fat guys. But 198's not fat. And there's something over 285. That's just fat guys. But 198's not fat. And there's something over 285.

That's other fat guys. Wait, so a 250-pounder could wrestle a 200-pounder? The 200-pounder would cut to 197. To get under. To leave the 250-pounder range. Yeah, that wouldn't even be a cut. Does anyone get stuck, though, at 220? Yeah.

If I were wrestling, I'd be fucked. A lot of the best heavyweights are in the 230 to 240 range. No, you'd get down to 197. I would? Yeah. Okay. You would easily go. Listen, this Ferrari kid is lighting up the wrestling world.

He's awesome. He should transcend that and just be a sports star. He just got in a fight after the match with the heavyweight, and the fight was just him wrestling him. I like that. He double-legged him. Ferrari? He's more wrestling.

He's addicted to hugging. I'm going to get in shape in 2022. People better watch out. You are in shape. Jerry, are you in shape? In shape? No. What did you in shape? In shape? No. What did you fight at the other day?

So I was. You had a lot of water in your system. Oh, yeah. So before the fight, they called me. The commission was like, hey, you have to gain three more pounds the day of. And I was like, oh, why? Because he was 218, and I weighed in at 199.6, 200. And then they were like, you have to get up to 203 to be within 15 pounds.

So I did that. Why was it the call to him to drop three pounds? I don't know. I don't know. But I'm looking forward to it. I want to get back down to what I was, 184. Which was 184. So I want to try to get back down to that.

I'm going to get in shape. You should do like clinics, like toast clinics. For boxers? Boxers who need to gain weight. You should actually do. Listen, people aren't understanding. When I started this, I was 184. You know what I mean?

I had to put on some weight, and I think I did a good job of that. You should, though, like local like you know those basketball camps like $50 all the kids have to pay $50 to get trained by Jersey Jerry. I like that. Local champ. I like that. Do you think that they'll maybe put up a sign in your town? Pride of home of Jersey Jerry. Yeah.

TJ can you get my number from somebody in there? Just say it out loud. Everybody in PSCNG got the sticker on their truck today. What? Yep. Just DM me on Twitter.

All right. What sticker? What are we talking about? A Jersey Jerseys? How are you doing? Not the King of New Jersey anymore. Eh, I had my time. It was fun.

You got fucking worked last night. Yeah, sloppy game overall. Hall beat him? Yeah. And Frank came in on pick central, walked right to the glass, and held up a seat in Hall. Oh, in your face.

Yeah, Frank didn't even go to the game. Did you go? Yes. All right, TJ, I just sent it to you. You should have received it. This is on all the company vehicles today. You'll always have Purdue, TJ. Hell yeah.

Yeah, even though they're not good, they needed overtime to beat NC State. That kind of hurt, too. I think it's got a better picture of the sticker. The sticker. Where am I looking? That's the sticker? It's like the movie poster for Varsity Blues.

The top right? Yeah. What's happening? I can't tell. Jerry, that could be anything. I just see jeans and T-shirts. Go look closer to it, then. It's all my union guys that came to the fight be anything. I just see jeans and T-shirts. Go look closer to it then. It's all my union guys that came to the fight with me.

That's on company vehicles. You know what I mean? Yeah, there you go. Zoom in a little bit. There you go. It's nice. Respect. That's some respect right there.

It is, nice It's nice It was always 855 Yeah, pretty much Could do that too So if I'm driving to Jersey today And I see a PSEG Or however you say it

You'll see that sticker on there Well, I want to see it Go to New Jersey I live there What part? and I see a PSEG or however you say it. You'll see that sticker on there. Well, I want to see it. Go to New Jersey. I live there. What part? The good part? No, no.

What town? He lives in Belleville. He lives in Nutley. I live north of Paramus. North Bergen? Yeah, North Bergen. I was five minutes away from you last night, Brandon. The dude who I was with.

So who were you watching? What were you doing? What the hell? I was watching these for last night, Brandon. The dude who I was with. So who were you watching? What were you doing? What the hell? I was watching these for this super fan series about this presented by Ranch Water. Delicious seltzer. Fantastic seltzer. It has alcohol in it? Most alcohol companies, they do seltzers, and then they do other types of alcoholic drinks.

Waterbird, they start with seltzers, and then they end it with seltzers and then they do other types of alcoholic drinks. Waterbird, they start with seltzers and then they end it with seltzers. They put all of their mental energy into seltzers. Nice. And it's fantastic. It is good. I had it. It's Austin based. Is it? I thought it was Minneapolis. But there's a big market in Minneapolis. When I went to

Minneapolis for a bachelor party, all my friends from Minnesota were like, we've been drinking this. They have satellite headquarters. Minneapolis. One in Rancho, Santa Margarita, California. Where else? OC, Tennessee.

O-C-O-E-E. Yeah. Where else? I'm trying to think what other. Where else? They probably have one in Texas. Caribou, Maine. Oh.

That sounds nice. They probably have one in Texas. Caribou, Maine. That sounds nice. They probably have one up in Caribou. But they're sponsoring this sweet-ass series where we check out these super fans. And these guys were just the biggest psycho Italian. The entire time we were there, they were just like, put down the cameras. Let's eat. They did not want to be filmed. Giants fans.

And they were just like, don't film us. We just want to eat. We just want you to. We just want you to. We were doing a video. I know. And they were like, just put down the cameras out of respect and just eat. And they just kept on feeding us. They couldn't stop.

But they were like, Brandon Walker lives five minutes down the road. Sometimes we see him around and we'll say hi to him. Is that? I swear to God. You're making that up. I swear to God. Respect. Do you want me to send you the address and see if it's actually by you?

What was their take on the game? They were pissed. We actually wound up eating the macaroni and the meatballs by like halfway through the third quarter. So we didn't even really wait for the end of the game to eat the third dinner that we had while we were there. It wasn't a great game for them. No. I mean, they were going to win. They should have won.

What? Yeah, they were going to win. They should have won. But, yeah, they were going to. But they were planning on it. They had, yeah, in their mind, they saw themselves winning that game. But then that. Other quarterback throwing 60-yard passes. Yeah, if it was 17-7 going into the half. But, yeah. He threw that ball 65 yards.

That was insane. He's got a big arm. He's a big boy. He's got a big boy arm. Yeah. He's good. That guy's a He's got a big arm. He's got a big boy arm. Yeah, he's good. That guy's a man. Justin Herbert. El Bel. El Bel.

Steelers are dead. Yeah, not yet. Okay, so then never mind. That whole division stinks. The Ravens aren't good. I appreciate the reason why I love Jersey Jerry's. He texted me last night. He's like, look, you know I'm a guy. I don't root for injuries, but wouldn't it be nice if Aaron Rodgers tore his ACL? I was like, yeah, it would be.

Well, we don't root for injuries. Nope, never did. Never. Fucking Aaron Rodgers, dude. He was just calm. That sucked. Hopefully that's the end. He needs to move on.

Did the Bears showing so much life in the first half make that game worse or better? Better than worse. Yeah. Better. It was fun. It was fun. What about Aaron Rodgers wins a Super Bowl and then retires? Wouldn't that be kind of nice?

It would be very nice. You can kind of. No, actually, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why? Why? Why? No. Why did I answer that?

You'd rather him have five more years of notes and goals. I want him to lose in the NFC Championship. No, just have him be done. No, no, no. He's going to be done anyway. He's going to go somewhere else. He's going to retire now? No, he's going to go to Steelers.

He's already potentially got information. And if he goes to Steelers, I've said this before, I will flip on everyone so fucking fast and become the biggest Aaron Rodgers fan of all time. Is that delivery guy seven feet tall? He's delivering McDonald's. Every time someone gets McDonald's, I'm like, damn, I wish he'd done that. And he's happy, too, that he has a joie de vivre. I won't be able to eat McDonald's on my diet in 2022.

There's nobody out there for reference, but he's at least 7'3". I don't want to get gross. Can't do it. Look at the elevator. I'm not going to have any carbs for the entire year. 2022 is a big year. Yeah, it's going to be a big year for all of us, boys. Your sling show starts.

Jersey Jerry, King of Sling, 2022. That's a fact. You're coming after King of Sling? No. You just said that. I didn't come after you. People are saying that. You just said that you're going to try to be the King of Sling, 2022. That's a fact. You're coming after King of Sling? No. You just said that. I didn't come after you. People are saying that. You just said that you're going to be the King of Sling.

No, but people are saying that already. Rome's right. It's going around. Who said it? Rome's said it. It's going around. Rome said it's going around. Everyone's kind of said it.

People in the chat. Don't come after me, Jerry. I'm not coming after you. But if he does religion programming. Religious programming is way bigger than college football. If he did like a little televangelism. That's a good idea. I don't know.

The gospel according to Jersey Jerry. Just a little sermon. I don't even know. What's a sermon? Not a great start. Oh, you hate her. Not a great start. You're jealous.

What was your first show like? You're jealous that Jersey Jerry is already the king of sling. I mean, I'm going to be making you better. And, like, that's the goal here. I want other Barstool people to be on sling. I'm the only one that's propping it up right now. 2022, I'll be there. I'm going to make you better.

You'll make me better. But you called yourself the king of sling. Not yet. 2022, I said. You're 60 Minutes, Brandon, and Jersey Jerry is the NFL game right before. Yeah. 60 Minutes has been on TV a long time. Yeah, but the NFL is what keeps the people going.

And that clock's ticking on you, too. People tune in for Jersey Jerry, then they forget to turn off their TV, and there's Brandon. Many things you could do in this company. King of Sling is what we've taken. I actually saw Jersey Jerry's got a dream board. It just says King of Sling. That helps us. That helps the company. You being on Sling is what he has taken. I actually saw Jerry's got a dream board. It just says King of Sling. That helps us. That helps the company.

You being on Sling. Of course. That adds more value to our Sling partners. You could be the Prince of Sling. Yeah, there you go. Prince. Prince Brandon. That doesn't really rhyme, though.

No, it doesn't at all. Yeah, Prince Brandon. The big ding-a-ling of Sling. Yeah. That's terrible. The big ding-a-ling of Sling. Yeah, ding-a-ling-y Sling-y. Yeah. The Earl. Is there ding-a-ling of sling. Yeah, ding-a-lingy slingy. Yeah.

The Earl. Is there still Earls? There are Earls. Oh, yeah, there are Earls. Duke. Is it Earls? The Duke of sling. It's a couple heads in this office that just straight up don't know who Keanu Reeves is.

That video was shocking. It was very, very funny. I didn't see the video. I just heard. Oh, let's play the video. It was shocking because I thought that Alex Bennett was doing a bit and that her mom had seen someone who looked like Keanu Reeves but wasn't, and then it was.

Yeah, yeah. It was one of the funniest. Keanu Reeves, and I want to go take a picture of him. Okay, go. Do you know him? No, I don't know him, but I'll go with you. I have no idea who he is. One. Okay, go. Do you know him? No, I don't know him, but I'll go with you. I have no idea who he is.

One, two, three. Got it. Yes, send me that. Was he just standing there? Also, is that Epstein's house? Are they outside Epstein's house? She didn't know about Jeffrey Epstein either. Yeah, I think Oklahoma just doesn't get that type of news. If they get speed, I mean, they get

Hardball. Not sure why that's my two Keanu Reeves movies. Hardball was a good movie. I cried. Yeah, same. G-Baby. G-Baby, yeah. They got Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Point Break, All Time.

Or fucking Wick. John Wick is like, that's a movie that's out now. I guarantee she's seen The Replacements. She's a football gal. She was in, oh yeah. Quarterback. Shane Falco. He has a lot of good movies.

Oh yeah, Shane Falco. Johnny Utah was Heisman. No, he wasn't Heisman. He just was really good at Ohio State. Falco lived in a houseboat. Yeah. Falco played at Ohio State too, but he had a terrible sugar bowl. And that shouldn't be enough. He had two guys played at Ohio State?

Yeah. That's weird. Yeah. Well, he's a big buck guy. But a bad sugar bowl shouldn't have made him undrafted. It ruined his whole life. I thought Paxton Lynch,

when he played that bowl game against Auburn, that ruined his career. Did it? But he was still a first-round pick at least. Yeah, but I knew he was a bust. Was Falco a first-rounder? Or did Falco just go undrafted? I don't know

what Falco ended up doing. I know he kicked around long enough for Jimmy McGinty to find him, living in the houseboat. But, yeah, that's a bad... I'm trying to think who else has had a bad bowl game. Chris Sims had a bad bowl game. Derek King got hurt in his bowl last year and was never the same again. But he wasn't going

in the draft. He was just going to be a Heisman Trophy candidate this year. McGahee? Who's the running back? Willis McGahee? Well, he got hurt. You're just talking about guys who got hurt. But that's a bad bowl game. Getting hurt in the bowl game.

Let's go through every team. All right. So, UCF. I like to start in the Northwest. All right. Okay. So, Washington. Washington State.

Ryan Leaf had a Rose Bowl. Yeah. He was okay. They lost to start in the Northwest. All right, okay, so Washington. Washington State. Ryan Leaf had a Rose Bowl. Yeah. He was okay. They lost, but he was okay. The Huard boys did good in the bowls. Did Jake Locker play in a bowl game? I'm sure he did. And he was also a first-round pick, so it certainly didn't hurt him.

Let's meander down to Oregon. Oregon State and Oregon? Let's leave Oregon State be. Just the Ducks. Who had a bad bowl game? Dennis Dixon, I feel like, probably did well in bowls. Marcus Mariota. Justin Herbert played well in the Rose Bowl against Wisconsin.

Huh. I'm trying to think of teams that lost in the... What did Joey Harrington did in a bowl? Cal and Stanford. Okay, so Berkeley. Oh, Aaron Rodgers had a great bowl. Jared Goff had a really good bowl game. I can only remember when someone had a good bowl. Let's think here. Mark Rodgers had a great bowl. Jared Goff had a really good bowl game. I only remember when someone had a good bowl.

Let's think here. Mark Sanchez had a good bowl. Sam Darnold had a good bowl. USC. Cade McNown wasn't great in his bowl, but then he was Cade McNown. But he still had a top, what was he, top 12 draft pick? Yeah, but he had an awful pro career. Mark Marinovich.

He did. Todd. Todd? Todd Marinovich. Marv. Marv from Home Alone? Those are his pops. Daniel Stern had a career and then just stopped.

He had about a five-year period there where he was in every movie. Dan McGuire was – He was tall as fuck. Yeah, he was 6'8". San Diego State, yeah. That's too much quarterback. That's too much man in a quarterback. If he was Mark's size, he probably would have had a nice career.

Jeff George wasn't that big, but he had a good name for a quarterback. Two first names, though. Untrustworthy. That's why I think this Quinn Ewers is going to be a bust. That's just a terrible name. How much money has he made? $1.4 million. And he's going to make more money at Texas?

Yeah. He's just going to get a whole new contract. He just used Ohio State. Just fucked them. Fucked them good. Did he fuck them? Fucked them raw. But they have to give Stroud and Comerford.

Well, he didn't fuck them, but he just went there, got his money, and left. That clip from the Heisman ceremony was so fucking awkward. Desmond Howard? Oh, and Tim Tebow just makes everything worse. He's too happy. How's Tebow catching heat on this? I love this. Watch the clip.

Go find- I tweeted the clip. It is so cringeworthy, because Tebow's like that guy who like if someone makes like a like a very routine ball busting joke like guys guys guys guys like let's see you know like hey we're all friends fight what the fuck dude relax the main mission was to come back was to beat ohio state and win a big 10 championship and hey kenny i'm glad you're in between them and you know please stay there better than his office why'd you have to get in there just no yeah you're right he has no idea hey kenny

just stay there what were they going to move? Every studio show tries to be the NBA on TNT. And you can tell that they really encourage them to bust each other's balls a little bit and laugh. But they wind up over-laughing and it winds up being very uncomfortable. Under-roasting over-laughing. Yeah, that Rex Ryan clip from today that everyone was going crazy about. That was so clearly planned. Rex Ryan said he was going to do that beforehand. You see Mike Greenberg's face and everything.

They like to laugh, hold each other's forearms. It doesn't ring as true as having Charles Barkley. I think the Manning cast is scripted too. But I think that at least has a little bit of its own character as opposed to just them trying to do the exact same thing. Who am I to judge the media? Oh, yeah, play this clip, Zod. We've got to hold the media accountable.

Everyone was going crazy about this. It was like, it's so clear that this was planned. I'm a co-expert. Let's just say this. Hey, nothing wrong with Aaron Rodgers. He threw for 350 yards and four touchdowns. Come on. Stop it already.

Are you suggesting you're not concerned? No, I'm not concerned. He said, I'm the toe expert. Yeah, what did he say? I'm the toe expert. I'm the toe expert. Because he's got a foot fetish. Oh, dude.

Rex Ryan's kind of in your class. What was the pun? What was the joke there? Yeah. The toe expert. Because's got a foot fetish. Oh, dude. Rex Ryan's kind of in your class. What was the joke there? Because he has a foot fetish. Who was he talking about? Aaron Rodgers. What is his toe? He's got COVID toe. Toe-vid.

Toe-vid. What is COVID toe? Your toe gets numb or it hurts? It's like frostbite. I was scared with Tommy yesterday with COVID. I had to take him to get tested. He's got the flu. Which isn't much better.

It is funny that we're just like, oh, thank God, it's just the flu. I got a flu shot. Much worse. Did you guys get flu shots? No. Nope. I got a booster. I thought that was going to work for it.

That's enough. That would just work for the flu. The COVID shot should cover the flu, too. I feel like, I don't know. I don't want to fucking count my chickens, but I feel like I've been fucking surfing through COVID, fucking dodging it like Johnny Tsunami. Someone else has been saying that same thing. But he didn't knock on wood, though. And I'm not.

I'm knocking on wood. There's a person who got it who's, who like. Also victory lapping? I'll never get it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not trying to victory lap. You know what I'm talking about? No.

Were they in here? No. No, I don't know. British man. Oh. Oh, yeah. Troops got it. No.

Troops was convinced that he would never get it. Because he smokes weed. He was like, I'll never get it. I smoke weed blood. I smoke weed blood. It's for your chest blood. Yeah, for your chest. I take my own medicine blood. It's for your chest.

It turns out that that's not how science works. Has he got it now? Yeah. Have you got it? KB? Has KB got Coco? How could I know? Yeah, you've been surfing too.

I've been gliding. You smoked a shitload of weed. How are you all surfing through this thing? I don't know. I'm swag surfing, bro. Be careful. That's why I'm knocking on wood. You thought you were surfing through it. Jay, have you got it? He hasn't got it either.

No. Yeah, but he's not surfing. He's taking care of himself. He's the safest person in the world. He was in a fucking hazmat suit last year. That is true. That's why I didn't think you would be here. I thought you were going to not disrespecting you, but I thought you might stay away

because it's going off again. Shit's popping off. We got daily testing in the office. I got tested. I'm negative. I'm wearing a mask all the time. I got boosted too, so I feel like Mario Star. They haven't come to tell me that I'm positive.

They tell you right away. When I had it, they were like instantly. Let's do one big thing. One thing that we can end with. What's a big... I'm going to be out until next Monday. I'm going to Boise. I'm going to Boise, though.

I'm going to Boise. It's going to be nice. To learn about the team. Boise. Big sky country. And you're supposed to say Boise, not Boise. Yeah, Boise to Boise. I'm going to Boise, though. I'm going to Boise. It's going to be nice. To learn about the team. Boise. Big Sky Country. Oh, and you're supposed to say Boise, not Boise. Yeah, Boise. Boise.

I heard it's the art and cultural center of that part of the world. Don't let Cal true and you'll ruin it. That ain't true. Is the art and cultural center of that type? Does that mean they just got libs there? Of central Idaho, of Montana, of all that region. Nah, bro. I think boise is pretty pretty nice what's your deal he's got antibodies what's your deal why are you why are you why are you coming after me today i said he got covid i don't have covid you got covid you just don't know it i've

already had code i tested today i got tested you were the only person I shook hands with today. Now I'm coughing. Jesus Christ. We shook hands 45 minutes ago. Huh? I walked up to you and said, respect, we're getting in the rain. We shook hands 45 minutes ago. Yeah. You got COVID on. Yeah, I might have.

It might be happening. I haven't had a cough until I shook your hand. And I just had COVID two weeks ago, three weeks ago. Wow. If that shit's back, I would be pissed if I was you. Can you get COVID back to back like that? I don't think so. You have a little incubation period where you're chilling.

I mean, I don't trust any science now that the fucking troops. I think Brandon should test again. Troops are never supposed to get that shit. If we can't stop COVID, then I'm finding it hard to trust in any science. You were talking about Marty thinks he's immune to it. No, he is. He's not. No, that's one person that is.

He goes out every day to drink. Maybe that's his. Oh, man. Who does? Marty. He's an alcoholic? Yeah. He doesn't know it, but he is.

I already told him. He doesn't know he's an alcoholic. Well, if you told him, then he knows. But he might be in denial, though. That's like the first step. That's like the first step. Yeah, but it might be like Glennie. Glennie takes a few days off. He's not a party guy, though. That's like the first step. That's like the first step. Yeah, but it might be like Glennie. Glennie takes a few days off.

He's not a party guy, though. No, Glennie's better than Marty. Because Glennie takes a couple days off. Yeah. Every day? Yeah. Glennie was very funny. He was like, I was like, how are you doing, Glennie?

He's like, I had to go to the Rangers game last night. It was 7 o'clock. So I got drunk. I was like, you didn't have to go. Poor guy. I just wanted to relax and watch Saturday Night Football. I was like, yeah. You could't have to go. Poor guy. I just wanted to relax and watch Saturday Night Football. I was like, yeah. You could have done that.

He had to go all the way into the city. He had to fucking do it. He had to go to the game. Jesus Christ, dude. Poor guy. He bust his hump, man. He didn't even score a goal. Can you believe that? That's not right. He's going to get what's coming to him, though. A lot of fucking money. He's going to get a fat chunk of change. There he is. There's Marty Drinks. He's gonna get what's coming to him though A lot of fucking money He's gonna get a fat chunk of change There he is

There's Marty Drinks He's going out right now Yep He's about to go to the bar He's going to get a drink He's going to the bar You going to the bar? Yeah

See the way he said no? Yeah He's in denial You gonna go get a drink? You gonna go drink? You gonna go to the bar? Yeah okay Such a liar

Fucking alcoholic huh? Let's go fuck with him Let me go pull his pants down or something You drink? You gonna drink the bar? Yeah, okay. Such a liar. Fucking alcoholic, huh? Let's go fuck with him. Let me go pull his pants down or something. You drink? You're going to drink too much? That would be hilarious. I think it's funnier if you have to really struggle to get him down. Notice how he's alone?

He doesn't want nobody to know. That's what he likes to drink the most. Yep. You can drink the most when nobody's holding you back. You don't have to go at anybody else's pace. That's true. That's a fact. So are you going to Boise?

I'm going to Boise tomorrow. Tomorrow? Until when? I'll be back on Saturday. Wow. So I will not be here for the company meeting, but I will be attending via the internet, so I can't wait to see the year-end video. What's the meeting?

When's that? When's that involved? Firing day on Wednesday. I don't want to be involved in this one. Oh, really? I don't want to be involved in this one. That's a lie. I don't.

Lie. I got over-involved last year. I didn't like it. Who's making the video? Michelangelo. Okay, so we'll shoehorn some extra Brandon into the video. I hope they do that hidden camera again that got everyone upset. Where everyone's stealing merch?

That was two years ago. Yeah, because I go into that room to get merch all the time, and I go like this right to the camera every time. What the fuck are you going to do? You got eczema? Yeah. Oh yeah oh man that's a sign of covid what are you fucking doing i don't want to be around massaging it like that king of sling jerry congrats that's not a thing that's not a thing. That's not a thing. It's the act. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.