The Yak - Is Brandon Actually a Closeted Cowboys Fan? We Discuss | The Yak 5-7-25

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

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How we doing? How's it feel to be back Steve Good miss you guys. Well. I saw you like Monday, but yeah. Yeah, we saw you Monday. When'd you get back? Yesterday afternoon nice. When's the next vacay brother? Couple weeks Never go a couple weeks Hell yeah Where's next?

Like a door crank County trip like braille school ends. Oh caramel. Yeah Gonna have some new spots Said door County Dork County He lives that population one But all the vacations aren't affecting your your job yeah, still doing it why what happened nothing Fine I was being serious. Yeah, I was being serious, too Let me do an ad real quick I

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I noticed this because I was like, this is a great promo that we're doing, but I don't know how I would be able to attend a NBA playoff game. Oh. Is there a... We have an app that we use? We have a ticketing partner

Game time. Yeah, do we have an ad for them today? There wasn't Hey, wait a second, there's no Game Time ad on here. This prep sheet doesn't have all the ads? How are we supposed to get cheap tickets? Oh, man! You clearly knew this. When did this get... Was this a late ad? I do the prep sheet before the show.

I don't know. Oh, shit. Time for another vacay... Well, he kind of is taking a vacation today because he's not doing his job. That's where that Docu crazy ad for you to know that that was in there well I just I didn't know was in there I just said I would like to go NBA playoffs have been insane che you were kind of exposed there

all right, Mr. Oh, Mr. Cheater. Yeah. Mr. Cheater. Mr. Cheater. It's not, reading ads isn't what keeps the light on. It's Arizona honey reviews. Wait, did he do an Arizona honey review? You didn't see it?

Oh, fuck. Write down the hatch. Oh, man, I'm about to see this. I don't know, maybe crack something? Yeah, like a cracker or on your finger. Is it a little jar? Piece of bread? I miss this too.

Wow. How did you not see this, Titus? I don't know. Snack bar? Snack bar? Snack bar? Snack bar? Snack bar? Get something there like a cracker on your face a bread. I miss this too. Wow How did you don't see that I had a snack bar. There's just some honey there in little jars born my mom honey Just as they born took some put in my pocket left this free snack bar. Good to go I love honey most underrated condiment. I think it should be on more stuff. It's gonna be for several honey review. I don't think so

Born Lamont, honey, I don't want to disagree with him cuz who end up being right so yes, it is a condiment Took a shot of honey, so it's like liquid honey As honey is So it's like liquidy honey. Oh, I didn't like that. Very sticky. Oh, there. That's what I'm sure it is. As honey is. Super sweet. Very sticky. It doesn't taste like overly sugarized.

So good. Was the stickiness a shock to you on the honey? It wasn't overly sticky. You said it was. He said very sticky. He said very sticky. For you. Oh. Oh.

Oh. It's not a condiment. Yeah, I'm agreeing with him. I've learned my lesson. It can be, right? It's not in the condiment class. What would it be classified as, though? It's an ingredient.

A spread? A topping, maybe? A sauce? A sauce? It might be a condiment. It might be a condiment. It's like a sauce almost substance made by bees

I enjoy it so long as I don't think too hard about where it comes from why bother these are what do you whoa? Whoa, what did that say about regurgitation? It's vomit. It's be vomit. Oh, I didn't know that they store it in their stomachs Oh, I didn't know that and then they barf it into the little combs Nope, and then the water kind of evaporates and that's honey did not know that I did not know I thought it came out of their honey Yeah, I was better thinking it came out of their ass Yeah, I thought it would come out of their stinger Regurgitation is I thought it was this their stinger just like dripped a little drop of honey and then a bunch of them did it and then you got honey. I only drink to watch us throw up.

Yeah, that's right. Ah. Che, have you ever had honey that was much better than other honey you've had? It's hard to compare. I go pretty long between honey tastings. It's not like prevalent enough. Che.

I think every honey has been around the same Rating I don't know I'm gonna start doing more of these yeah It's hard to get figured out just straight honey is just honey. It's honey are there more expensive things Generic grocery store honey verse like a local honey. I think you could what they're getting their pollen from changes the taste oh Kind of like a man's jizz like yeah Yeah, didn't Donnie Donny at Everest it works. Oh you got white pig white loads uh just white they're not big yet Okay, but if anybody would like one Donnie had yeah, what? Genic honey yeah, yeah like the oh yeah, like honey

Weird honey, I think bees near the Skittles factory were having like rainbow honey for a minute No, yeah, no, maybe not they were eating the dye like the guy was coming out in the whatever and their honey was colorful That's kind of cool. I'm maybe making that up. I'm pretty sure I saw that I went to the Vienna Kind of make sense hot dog factory this morning right Eddie no way Yeah, it's pretty awesome what you learn probably not a good spot so you learned how the sausage was made yeah probably not a good spot for a guy with a kidney stone I ate so many hot dogs oh yeah yeah yeah that was just I'm I'm all salt right because salt and pork aren't good for kidney stones I don't think so but listen you were eating like unfinished hot dog no they they had uh they have it like a tasting at 1030 every day

Upstairs where like you can just go eat the hot dogs make sure they're good. There's just place a hot dog up there good Oh, yeah Dude, your next kidney stone atlas couldn't push up. Yeah, it's sick. Oh, it's gonna. Oh my god But yeah, that's just love of the game. Just got to go right through it. You know what I'm saying Brandon Mm-hmm, you're not feeling 100% even if you still show up You still show up, and you still fight through it in your defense. You did handle the PJ Free does a world-class meal and the PJ back that was like a warrior I just have a I have a little headache and I feel jet lag

This isn't jet lag. I feel I felt fine yesterday. I'm just You said you felt horrible. Yeah you said I want to get out of here right now. No I just wanted to go home and I had a softball game to get to anyway so I feel I feel I'm here I'm here I have a headache I said no mostly this morning and almost left before mostly and I was definitely leaving between mostly and the Yak but I didn't I'm here. You got the worst luck with health, man. It's crazy. I just don't feel good.

I don't think we should make fun of somebody who doesn't. It's like when a rich celeb goes to rehab for fatigue. Oh, yeah. You should go to one of those fatigue rehab. Would he even be fatigue? It would just be his life? Yeah, I guess so. It's just I don't make fun of you guys

when you have gentle headaches. He's right. Oh, it's a gentle headache? He's fucking right. It isn't a rager. It's a gentle one. It's just kind of there. Can it creep to rager, or do you feel like you're in the clear?

I don't know if it's going to get to rager. It's not in the same part of the lobe. Where is it in your lobe right now? It's right above and right behind the right eye. Oh, so you're having a stroke. I'm having a stroke, yeah. Stick your tongue out. Or at least an aneurysm.

OK. That's fine. Yeah, you'll be fine. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm fine. I didn't bring it up. You guys brought it up.

I feel fine. I don't feel good. Ha ha ha. Brandon, have you been finding videos on YouTube I have a lot I do it do it often yeah I sent you some great I'm doing I'm I found one yesterday on Dying Towns in West Texas whoa I think you're gonna like that Joe and Joe and Nick's American tours or something like that they just go to Dying Towns decaying I'm obsessed with those.

Flight. And I am big on those. I started when they came to Mississippi. I did some, but now I'm all the way out to West Texas. And there's just ghost towns that are just... Yep. That's the best. Can we see one? Yeah, this is... that's the exact one that I watched last night. I went to bed to this. I could fall asleep to this. What is this? We're at a border patrol.

Well, this is border. He's going across the border wait he's in Mexico I don't know but he's going the dogs out they have these in our country like randomly like when I lived in California there was one of these near where I live for so he just drives to towns and he talks about the towns and it says Joe and Nick's I've never seen Nick. Isn't it crazy that the zip code guy could get this? Texas. I'm still thinking about him. We tried to get him on. Oh really? Yeah he declined right now which doesn't surprise me. How do you even? Josh? Fine. Our Booker is the best. Desert. West Texas. So that's a fascinating area of the country to me. There's just nothing there real quick

peak population 1930 this is a 229 I'm on this right now KB Sent KB 4k views of the Chile Chilean, Patagonia this weekend to help him Well this weekend, I guess What what's the payoff here? Do they go talk to people?

No. He didn't even talk to people? He just drives through? Drives around. Yeah. Pretty cool. Man. Drives around, looks at stuff.

Let me give you the median age, though, real quick. It's not exciting. That's interesting. It said there's like 70 people. Valentine's. Super the day's beer. Love that. I don't know.

There's not a bar or anything? I'm thinking there's probably not open. What do not a bar or anything? It's only 73 people. What do those people do for a living? What are they doing? 100% of them are over the age of 60. Oh, god. That's pretty sad. It's about a 40 minute drive out here from this town.

I guess that's how you have a dying town. They're all just waiting to die. And, um... I watched a video on the most remote bar in Australia it's in the middle that's another part is way crazy yeah crazy remote KB how is the fallout then it's been not intense enough when I wrote this storyline I was expecting more backlash on me did you get brought up on our name show I? Would hope you know I did what yeah?

Kirk was like I think that might just be a yak bit. Oh, yeah, it's kind of worked too well for me God I was hoping to be more of like a villain. I guess I'm glad it made the prep sheet for unnamed Fuck that mo khan guy by the way yeah He might be the worst guy ever dude some of like the the cryptos that he's getting not only that but like I watch interview he went oh my god interview the Written speech that he did where he was with reading on his computer And he said he was a citizen journalist and then said what we can't do edgy jokes anymore Pick a lane, dude. Well the throw you do your an ass guy like yeah video made me sick to my stomach I mean, I know he's an asshole

But like just go with asshole instead of being like I'm a journalist the journalism route is it's inside I know he was taking that and not only that but he him being like oh Dave docks me you Posted it on your Instagram you with your name It was already going to I roll right? What's that? What's in the box? I cannot believe that happened. What is that? Oh, that's um that wait a minute Yeah, that was a wasn't that a prop from yeah. Yeah, but me and chef Donnie were using it back there. Oh Hmm by the way, that's Santi is Is it how? Sante. Sante. Thank you very much.

We just found out he can unicycle. We never made him do it on. No, I know we need to make him do it. The unicycles right over there. Yeah. Sante. Stefan's in a bad mood today. Why? What happened?

It's a day. It's Wednesday. Yeah. So I don't want him to get the wrath. Well, they have the big stream tonight, which I actually I feel like I should check up on that. To make sure they're not going to kill him? Yeah. I was thinking about that last night.

It's just not one of the good ones. I know. I don't care about Lucas, but it's more like, all right, what's the visual like if it's actually murder? Are we waterboarding? Everybody's just ganging up on Lucas? Yeah, are we electrocuting his ball sack? Yeah.

I have the 7 o'clock time slot. What time's the gangbang? Yeah, see, I got if I gotta just take a look at the list Just a quick look scene, but either way. Yeah, fuck mo con that he is such a piece of shit Yeah, and he also like I don't know what I mean obviously his plan is to just be anti-semitic but like if his if his idea was Dave has canceled me, he has done way more damage to his future in the last 24 hours by himself. It's insane what that sign says.

Yeah. Yes. And somebody manually put each letter on. Correct. Somebody got to fuck the, and then reached for the J Like yeah, we're almost done Celebrate it with with it over their head in the sea of bubbles and celebration someone walked by and was like hey Can I get your help on like table nine and like no I'm finishing up my fuck the Jews side

Yeah, where's a letter time to think about that? Yeah? Crazy yeah, this guy is a total total piece of shit Finishing up my fuck the Jews side. Yeah, where's the letter? Think about that. Yeah Crazy yeah, this guy is a total total piece of shit. I Don't know cuz whatever side you're out like this guy is just a bad guy horrible horrible horrible person If you listen to his speech like he's also just an it like oh, he's so bad. Yeah throwing throwing water on homeless people His weird sex thing. Yeah Just a terrible terrible person and Dave was right I watched a little bit of the unnamed show the first half and he's like you have to call out this like He's not gonna change people are gonna still be

racist anti-semitic whatever they want to be but if you don't call this guy out for how bad of a person he is He's just gonna float along and and raise all this money And it's like you got at least know who you're giving the money to it's a terrible terrible person He went on with like a literal Nazi on yeah Yeah, that was after saying it's not political and it was the first words out of the interviewers mouth It was ready pretty harsh pretty harsh why Yeah, pretty harsh but why isn't like the the morality police that ever populates Twitter

Well, I don't seem to be I think it's Twitter's touching a different thing and also Dave is obviously people that's yeah don't like Dave So and they like a tweet a quake like old jokes Dave made to what this kid is doing Like there's a lot of gotcha going on in his replies. It's like it's not what about this. Yeah Oh Dave will remember when you made this joke That's wild. Yeah that kid sucks Sucks legal defense from the gamer chairs unbelievable. Oh, yeah This is a meme of like how how douchey can you be? The gamer chair.

Oh man, bad guy, really bad guy. Tying it to like, raise awareness for the atrocities happening, he said, right? And then also saying he's not anti-Semitic, he's a journalist and then going on with a Nazi. He might be the dumbest. Have you seen the names of the cryptos that he's collecting?

Yeah, they're just all anti-Semitic. Very. Yeah. So he has a history of that. Well no, cryptos that he's collecting? Yeah, they're just all anti-semitic. Very yeah So he has a history of that. Well. No this is what he's getting now. He's just going down now He's just chosen this lane He basically had two paths one was to to be like a little bit remorseful be like hey Maybe I shouldn't do that and the other is how could I grift and make money off this and he's chosen that lane I think an apology would kind of be fizzling out then right now. Yeah, I would say the apology's out the window. Yeah.

What was the ordering process for that sign? Right? Yeah, like did- And we'll take a bottle of Dom. Kind of a weird ask, but. Yeah. I hear like- 10 shots of Don Julio.

I need to hear what happened. 10 shots of Julio and just throw in a fuck the juice. Yeah. Holy shit. Can we get a chicken finger basket? Crazy unless you pay per letter, and he just chose the shortest phrase He did the I kind of nailed the brevity Gotta hand it to him there Some I can't believe that also that the the staff did that.

There's that zero sense. Yeah. Really the dumbest of the dumb. Crazy, crazy. Steven, should we talk about your. We have one thing we have to talk about it's not even the Rockets that's stupid fucking tweet that pissed me off Did you guys see this one tights? Did you see it? I miss this one? What how man? I don't know how I Talked about it least no. Oh, yeah, we talked about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I missed it though. I went back and found it Oh, yeah, we talked about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I missed it though. I went back and found it

The the 99 cents one. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I didn't see the 99 cents. Oh Honestly and I'm trying to be objective I can't see how anyone would not be on my side for this I'm not on your side for this Different situation how? How is it different situation? I mean, I'm not, I'm, we're in very different lanes. I just made a purchase. Oh, is this a fuck the juice thing? At a Bootsy. No, what? Booth in store in person. Total was 139.01. I paid with two $100 bills. The woman in the

register gave me back three $20 bills and 99 cents. Instead of just giving me back $61, I am furious insane lack of respect for my patronage. Steven, the fact that I have more money than you does not change like 99 cents a dollar is not that's not this I would I would have I would have had the same take 10 years ago when I had no money. You're being techie tech, Steven. Right. I'm being techie tech. Yes. I would have I would have expected $60 back. I don't need the 99 cents. I don't need it to hurt around up I just it was the owner of the store, which I do think changes things if it's like a teenager like I get it

They're just you know following orders, but it's like I'm spending money at the store. It's not like Like 299 like you just want to give you a penny Yes, but that's just common courtesy like I'm just going to store. I'm paying cash. It's a Three-figure amount you agree Steven. I'm on steve's side. I'm not I'm very much. I wouldn't get mad about it Except for the I am furious part. I wouldn't mad about it. I wouldn't think I would be I would be annoyed at the end of The day you got the correct amount back. I would not be like Here's the deal. I like what you said like she should have I would have said just give me 60 back I Wouldn't be furious, and it wouldn't be something I tweet about ever it would it would bother me for a point five seconds

It would just throw away a whole dollar That's fucking crazy. That's that's that's privilege. I do hate how but I'm saying I would have done this ten years ago that's crazy having change is a nightmare it's a nightmare I don't like change I try I even feel bad good he doesn't want change he wants the dollar exactly he agrees that he doesn't want a pocket full of why did you have a penny oh I also would have given her a penny I if I had a penny I absolutely would have given to her I did not have a penny but like don't make me jingle jangle 99 cents like the rest of night Mm-hmm, that's where you could just fix it and say just give me 60. Let's keep the change. It's one set keep the change

It's one why why were you paying with cash though? I recently came into some cash some cash oh oh oh oh yeah this is your fucking hundreds it's always you damn it it is me I was I was surprised most of the Twitter applies were against me what were you buying well because I even again I I would I understand that it's kind of crazy to give 99 cents again my whole interaction here would be just give me the 60 back That's that's fine, and you're getting upset about it Is is the part that I think people are like this is crazy, so I was with my wife I don't want to make a scene in the store and be like what the fuck or whatever

But like after it was only private listen. I can't believe she did that to me, and what'd your wife say? She saw that I was pissed and just like left me alone for it. I was like alright Let me see about this for five minutes. I'm gonna get a tweet off. I'm not gonna tag the store anything But I'm just gonna be pissed about this and I'll be fine, and then we moved on he's still pissed That is a frustrating experience See I Am way off. I don't I would never think about it. I would never think about it. I wouldn't do Steve. It wouldn't change my day.

I'm on Steve Island right now. It wouldn't be frustrating to me. It would just be whatever. Yeah, I wouldn't think about it five minutes after the fact. But as you hand me 99 cents, I would probably just dump it on the... I would say keep the change. I would be like, are you fucking kidding me as you're handing me 99 cents? I would just say keep the change.

99 cents is... I definitely wouldn't take Would you give it back? Did you take it there wasn't like a? Dish like the problem would have been solved that there's like a give a penny take a penny whatever or if there was even a tip thing then I would have like turned but it was like a nicer boutique store, so What they didn't have that and? Now I'm just holding 99 cents. Just yeah, give me a dollar What do you do with the change once you get it? I kind of just

Drop it. That's for that's like biodegradable. I just I just let it drop out of my pocket like I'll say it and let it go That's for the land. I'll carry it around and I throw it as far as I can as soon as I walk out of the store Just launch it like Frank littering. Did you see Frank littering in the barstool office? No video and he got that thing out of his pocket sneakily oh It was TJ do you remember who was a strawberry or a strawberry? Oh somebody else Bartola? I? Don't know it was it was somebody famous, and he just was taking getting ready to take the picture or something It was like a video he was about to do, but I guess he just needed something out of his pocket It was like a video he was about to do, but I guess he just needed something out of his pocket It was really smooth

Smoother than the 49th nugget or 50 about the same the man has slight a hand. I'll give it to him. He is a magician Yeah, I don't think it would bother me I guess I'm different if it did bother you again It would go away very quickly the second your foot hits like asphalt or concrete outside It's over. It's done. I just put it in my pocket and just go about my day Yeah, changing your pocket isn't a life-changing experience. It doesn't it doesn't affect your day very much. Does it it didn't really it does Oh, yeah, 99 cents. That's one quarter. May I say something 99 cents is crazy. You like to jingle jangle I do like yeah jingle jangle.

Yeah, but the 99 cents is a lot of coinage. That's some fun. I'm just sitting there. I don't mind the jingle jangle. Make your hands stinky. Fine, my hands are stinky anyway. Maybe even look at the quarter, see what year it was made. Let's see the state maybe.

Snoozefest. You guys don't like going to the Coin Star every couple years? No, I don't. No. Today is a revolutionary day. He's had it. Oh, that was crazy. Also, this video. You guys don't like going to the coin star every couple years. I don't Go to the end of this video too because this video They're announcing something with darts, and for some reason they just decided to call me out. What?

Yeah. Go to like 145-ish. Masters at Magister Garden in 2026 and become a competitor where he can take over the world, be America's dart leader, America's dark George Washington. Let's do it. Let's do it for America. Let's do it for the spirit of 76.

Let's make a dark revolution all over America. Bring him to the bar. The American dark revolution to lead the charge. And you know, big cat. Yeah, like what the hell, I need you to help. You got ripped in the face. Yeah, and then Eddie Hearn, who I know, he said it at the end too.

I was like, wait, am I doing this? You're doing it. Go to the end with Eddie Hearn. American Dart champion. Great looking guy, by the way. Yeah, look. He's a dart guy. Let's make a Dart Revolution. Big Cat by the way. Yeah look. He's a dart guy? Yeah. Let's make a dart revolution.

Big cat, boss. What the fuck? Yeah man, congrats. He just threw me in there, yeah. So I guess I'm a dart guy now. You know, he's a boxing promoter darts. Yeah. Very cool pants on him.

I don't know what those were, but those. Yeah, those are cool pants. No, those are Franks. Throwing store? Yeah, what's his carabiner what is that I love the phone in the on the belt loop he looks great he does he looks so good at the gala he looks like a guy that has a lot of change in his part oh yeah yeah yeah a lot of he would be furious about the change fiasco Steve

he would say something in person he He would make the scene. That's true Oh Mikey Betts was almost a dead man and at the bet gala why cuz Frank's room wasn't ready So bets called me he was like hey can we get ready in the room you guys are in and I'm like yeah and so he they were driving I guess from the airport and He was like all right. We're here in the lobby And I said I'm in the lobby. And he's like, you guys aren't at the blank. And he said that their hotel that they were at.

And I was like, no, we're at this one. And he just goes, oh, fuck me. Then hung up. And then I honest to God haven't seen him since. Oh, he's dead. He's dead in Arizona. Oh, Mikey Betts. It was legitimate fear in his voice.

I do like that Mikey Betts fights back though. Cause you got to. Yeah, but it's like you're not gonna win. No, but at least he feels he can go to bed at night being like I tried. I tried, yeah. Yeah, that's nice. Fought back a little bit. The thing about Frank is he isn't sensitive.

He welcomes a good Yeah, I can follow. Yeah verbal sparring kind of enjoys the yelling. Yeah, he starts like laughing half right. He kind of enjoys it Yeah, yeah You're right. Did you do a crossword yesterday? No done is the app on your phone? No If you had to guess cuz Kyle and I talked about this yesterday after the show And I I don't want to put you on the spot, but I'll say it. I am convinced that Mooc, B, Marash, they all- Cheating is prolific.

Yeah. I think they're all cheating. I think Next cheated. No. Yep. I think they have. I think- No.

No. And I hate that you're roping me into this. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to rope you in it, but you've cheated. No. You just think you were the only one to get caught, Kyle? I think he was absolutely the only one to get caught. I think it was part of the culture.

Yeah. You're kidding. I absolutely, I agree with him. No. You never, ever peaked. He was cheating to keep up with everyone else. Right. I see it. I assumed everyone else was

Never peaked. So even the pitchers were on steroids. That's what I'm saying Everybody everybody doing the same steroids. If you didn't use this level playing field. That's all and bring enjoyed everybody. Like you said Well, I know Nick would never cheat didn't cheat won't. But I also knew Kyle would never cheat. Yeah, right. So Nick probably cheated then. I don't think Nick cheated. I don't think Kyle cheated either. You think Albert Bell cheated? A lot, yeah.

Somebody pointed out that you were Googling ash. Soot. Oh, soot. Right. Yeah. But the clue was ash? Or the answer was ash? The clue was soot product

The answer was lamp black. Oh, okay. Hey, uh, Sante Ryan, will you make sure my corn dogs just stay at the front? Are you putting those in the freezer? Don't get the unicycle for a ride. You have corn dogs. Are you putting those in the freezer? No. Oh, you brought home corn dogs Yeah from the Vienna beef at course. He said pick out anything. anything said I'll take some corn body air up the tire them You wouldn't take home corn dogs of course I mean you just didn't you have enough I? Have zero corn dog okay? You didn't have anyone you were there No, I didn't have any corn dogs are there, and I'm saying I don't have any corn dogs at home I'm corn dog like a corn dog is not a home food no, but now it is a home food All right, that's that you can't be eating corn dogs. My kids love corn dogs. I'm gonna break dad's gonna home with you're gonna learn you're gonna learn

Or clutch every food is home food. You can't be corn dogs at all. That's an outside corn dogs. That's a ballgame carnival Wrong because what it becomes is No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I did My daughter she's about to turn four and so she's still not the smartest I've been doing poison tests on all her food believes it Poison that chocolate do you think the guys at the the hot dog factory believed that you were taking them home for your kids Maybe no maybe I've tried nephew's birthday every time. My kids are going to eat the corn dogs. What are you guys saying? I'm going to eat the corn dogs that they are too. I would say of the corn dogs in our house, I eat 40% of them. That's fair. That's not a majority. That's not a majority. I have bring this back here.

Yeah, but 40% one man has 40%. Oh, he's bigger than everyone else. Yeah, that's right I'm probably 40% of the mass in my house right maybe more no you're not 40% of the mass there All right, if I'm to what percentage of the house are you? Oh shit you might be oh No, no, I'm definitely I'm gonna do I'm gonna get my calculation honest, and you do yours I'm definitely 50% of my house 50 yeah, my kids are like Young is like 30 pounds. You're not 50% of your house

Also you got to shave a little off for a female's appetite. They're not corn dogs, you know They need less All right, I've got my house. I got my mask. Let me say mine first. Okay, I think you're about 34% Alright, but what's the total man? What's the total poundage at my house like? 785 He is at 800. I've 800 I took some leeway. Yeah, I have 800 and I've got 275 of the 800 All right, divide it. I'm about about 50% of my house without counting Stella Okay, so I guess you count her. I'm probably like 40%

Divide it by your weight divide it by your weight. That'd be funny if you did 29%. You did like a pie, is that how you do it? 29% of my house. You just had that as like in your kitchen and like see that sign? That's the much you get. 29% is coming to me.

That's mostly me. Yeah. When we eat, I get 29% of the pie. But my kids are older, like Dan, when my kids were three or four for I would have been way more percentage of my house and Right. I got two kids over a hundred now, maybe three Damn you don't have anybody close to a hundred

This is probably like 45 pounds fucking throw them around like a rag doll Kyle, when'd you break a hundred? Was it pal more year? It was no it was um late freshman year, okay? Yeah 98 I Think I broke a hundred and four It had to be it I was I don't remember the time before I It had to be like what? Eleven years old like ten mark you were six 4 in the 8th grade. That's right Oh my god. Yeah, I was a big boy. I think I was

8th grade when I broke 100 I remember it was uh, oh cool 34% we were wrong was there one kid Titus that you remember that you were like 8 inches taller and then he just got closer and closer and call like fuck. yeah. Yeah, it was like basically it wasn't one kid It was like the whole class Yeah, but I have pictures from like third grade birthday parties where like kids are like all the rest of the kids are coming Up to my nipples basically it's like me and the boys and I'll put my arms around them Yeah, we're all hanging out slowly. Yeah, they slowly caught up to me

Yeah, I'm not fun So yeah, would you you rather be a late gross work guy cuz you don't want to be too late. Yeah, I'm not fun. So yeah, would you you rather be a late gross work guy? Cuz you don't want to be too late. Yeah, I Don't know like it's suck cuz I mean we've talked about it I've talked about it before it suck cuz it set an unrealistic Expectation on what my life would be and I thought I would be like seven feet tall But at the same time everything I have in my life is because I was six foot four in eighth grade That's how like it does the trickle down from that is that butterfly literally sir

That's literally why I'm here is yeah, I got put on Like an a you team in eighth grade with all the best players right and then by the end of our high school run I fucking sucked but like at the time when they were putting it together, they thought I was gonna be good. And then that set the course for the rest of my life. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, six, four. That's pretty much it.

What was the year where everyone on your AAU? I would say around like my sophomore year of high school, I started to feel like. Everyone came back and you're like, yeah Yeah, cuz like I would I would play against like Greg in practice and he was like in eighth grade He was probably seventh grade eighth grade. He was probably like six eight six nine or something We'd guard each other cuz I'm six four, you know He was bigger than me but I could like move better than him and he's kind of tripping over his own feet

You know, and he's like gangly trying to figure out his body and then by the time we had high school Greg was just like yeah dunking on everybody and He was six eight eighth grade six. Yes something like that. Good God Yes somewhere around there, but We did he go to your high school he went to a private he went to he was from he grew up in Terre Haute That's right Indiana That's right, and then that's right, Indianapolis. I went to public school there. Hey growing pains Take come in here after you put that down. I had growing pains. I'm not I had my legs would like kill me Yeah, yeah, oh my god. I hurt so bad. My kids are going through it now. It's awful. Yeah Yeah, I read imagine it like the gross spread. I don't remember, I mean, I didn't have a growth spurt.

I was just big. I was a big baby, I was a big kindergartener. I was taller than my kindergarten teacher. When I was in sixth grade, they had to order a special desk for me. Because I had to get a high school desk, because the desk where the chairs, not a table. You were like Adam Sandler.

Yeah, my knees wouldn't go under the desk, so they brought in the high school desk because like the desk where the chairs like not My knees wouldn't go under the desk so they brought in the high school desk that has like the you know Like the desk is attached to the chair And I'm everyone's like in their little pod and then I'm just like sitting off to the side Yeah, so speaking of school fun thing about Tate, I'm Jeffrey Dahmer's dad was his teacher What isn't that insane? Mr. Dahmer? What? Mr. Dahmer? Mr. Dahmer. Mr. Dahmer. You had Mr. Dahmer. What grade? Everything I knew. High school.

What did he teach you? He was... How'd he teach you everything? Wait, so everyone knew? It was really sad, yeah. Is he coming to the stream tonight? No, he died. Oh. He was just, he was like, I feel like he was like a chemist, chemist or something and then he was struggling to find work and he became the substitute in our school district. So we had him for four years and it was, he was a good guy, he was a good teacher but he just like. Yeah, good

mentor, knows how to raise a child. Did anyone ever? That'd be the problem. Did anyone ever bring it up? You wouldn't bring it up to him? Oh my god, it was the saddest thing it was like any he can't be tough on you because then If you're an asshole 17 year old you say okay well I may have chewed gum in class, but your son killed an eight people yeah, Mike. Yeah, we saw him cry It was really sad you saw him cry hundred After we talked about on the yak I had a lot of there's no reach out from that if you're mr. Dahmer change your last name. It's bad I do feel for him, but yeah, you gotta know it comes with the territory gotta change the being mr. Dahmer

You gotta go into a god ago different name Mm-hmm. Oh you wrote a book I know Dom man No way. I'll say this I will go out on from knowing him for four years I feel bad for him and he he was a good guy for the four years I know and it sucks that his kid we got to change last name though Yeah, you got to change last name or does not work with kids. Yeah, I think he struggled I think it's tough to be mr. Dahmer in society. You got to change the name. Yeah

Especially like whatever 15 years ago when if you change your name people don't really now It's like if you change your name everyone's like oh you change your name You're out the ER Dahmer might be the silver medalist after Hitler. I mean a gap but like Oh, it's a good point. There aren't any other Dom. We get a last name that you just can't have Yeah, I've never met a Dahmer bin Laden. Oh In London's not a great last like if you if you're in class and it's like oh, yeah, that's Tommy bin Laden No relation I swear oh you know Jessica bin Laden Jessica bin

I think there are Bin Ladens in America. Debbie Bin Laden. His son is probably like Taylor in the Middle East. You think so? It just means son of... Laden? Laden? I don't know what that means.

It's probably... It's a common last name. Just get rid of the bin. Just be Laden. That's better. No one would know. Like if you're just Laden, no one would be like hey what the hell Yeah, that's kind of close. Yeah, McLaughton

That sounds cool sounds like a cop yeah, and I what other names Sandusky Sandusky's not great. It's not great Out there though, but yeah Fun ass roller kids love it. Yeah, they're doing doing its part it's doing its part to help the name yeah Domers bad Domber is bomber Hitler bin Laden or the big domer yeah if there's like a basketball recruiter named like Zach Dahmer it's all I would think yeah who's fourth on that I remember remember member Dave Duke that's right Providence Providence oh yeah black guy said helped but that's not a great name to have

What about the dude whose name was the n-word? Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah Noah that might be one of the worst you you have to unsilent that K Yeah, you got to tell that thing does pipe up. How is that a name? It's crazy Yeah, what point in the like there had to have been a time in like the 40s were like hey, let's change our name They probably loved it. No was a crazy name to name yourself Just take the end out of the last name, and then it's even like it's a little bit But it's still close so close, but a little bit better

Like it's a little bit, but it's still close so close, but a little bit better Do you guys feel a connection to your last like if mine was bad? I would just get rid of it Yeah, I don't definitely get me. I would get rid of getting me yeah Tate I don't have a clue what your last name is wait. I got it Hold on hold on hold on hold on Ohio's It begins with an M. Oh Come on. Oh hey mctaate? It's Tate McTate. Tatey Tate. I thought we were spelling it there. Two S. Oh I know it. Yeah yeah yeah. Alright wait so Tate the reason I brought you in do I have to be nervous about anything that's happening tonight? It had dawned on me last night when I was going to bed it's

usually my my ten minutes before bed. I'm like Who am I have to who do I have to worry about tomorrow? And then I was like, wait a second. I don't know what these challenges are. Are there any that are like Oh shit, probably should have done that. I've gone through it with stefan and he has approved it. So he oh great That's fine. That's all I need to know because I can blame stefan now. Yeah, he knows what's coming um, the only thing I would say I'm most excited for Knicks oh, but I don't think his is crosses any line. No not at all and no waterboarding. Oh No, okay. All right. That's a weird pause. No. I'm just kidding Jerry We do have some guests coming into the office to help with Jerry's oh

Okay, and was Jerry's idea, but I think it's very funny Jerry's would be funny if it was just a foot job. He had to come on camera Really good guess yeah, okay, but Lucas does he knows what's coming or he does not he just know so It's a combination of a lot of things that he's done on the stream and then gripes that people may have with him. So like his short shorts or when he made Mark come in and do basketball, stuff like that. And then he either passes or fails the gifts and then he gets a punishment

that he has already made people do. So it's a lot of things we've already done. Yeah, so the idea is there's nothing particularly new, per se. Like everything you're doing to him, he's done to you. Correct. And homage. He can't be mad at you for how cruel you've been.

It's the tip of the cap. All right. Mincy's involved. Jerry's involved. Megan's involved. Some good ones. I wouldn't lead with Mincy's involved. No, that was a crazy secret.

But remember when he- Romo fail. Puts me more at ease. Oh, no, a crazy. But remember when I never. Romo fail puts me more at ease. But no, Mincey's got it. Well, that was when I thought Brandon was my partner for the blind and deaf. And then Lucas surprised me with Mincey, my partner.

So that's why Mincey's. Do we have any more hints? Do we know about his bag? Because you brought it in, gave it back to him. The tag on it was the tag was strange. The tag said phone number and then it it just said Liam Blutman. I brought it in gave it back to him the tag on it was so tag was strange the tag said phone number

And then it it just said Liam Blutman It didn't say Liam Blutman's phone number that on the phone on the tag like he took it to get dry-cleaned I guess Huh, and that the tag said Liam Blutman Phone it was yeah, I don't know said It said Benjamin Mincy. Benjamin Mincy? It said Benjamin Mincy and then under it said name Benjamin Mincy. Phone Liam Blutman. Yes.

So Mincy is either having Liam Blutman do his dry cleaning or he had Liam Blutman rent the suit for him. Liam? But it didn't say Liam's number? Was it any of those? Emergency contact. Based on that reaction I would say seems like it doesn't seem to know that any of this happened

Yeah, you your name was on mincy's suit back in the phone line Do you do his dry cleaning or order his suits splutman no no? All right, they don't get the suits together. Oh, maybe that's together He's got that he's got the white. He's going to the white boy Oh, I like this. Oh, this is the best way he could possibly it's community area so comfortable. He's just gonna write no is it Could be anything We picked up on that I mean we picked up on that. Hmm.

That doesn't. But my question was if he had two other large bags full of stuff, why was he still in a suit? Yeah, what was in another bag? Why was he like on the airport being like I'm up shit creek without a... but he had two other big bags full of stuff. He walked to me today, the bag was on the bar. I saw him in the bar, he said, do you know where my bag is?

And I said, right there. The issue with investigating... What is he doing? He's on the phone. But what's he doing? What's he doing with the drink? Is he on speaker? The issue with investigating a mincy mystery is he doesn't know why.

Did you ask him? So like getting to the bottom of any of these is tough because like he can't tell you Why he does the things he does who's he talking to? Probably Lane kiffin. No, but he's talking to somebody. He's like looking up and acknowledging, but there's not a person there Siri I like that. He's got that little perch. I like this zoom at this slow zoom out. Yeah He does sit on that perch. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, How far can everybody be away from him? He does, that's just his office now. Minty, behind you! What? He just... Who was he talking to?

Not a soul. No. Not a fucking soul. And I know he had the phone up, but it looked like he was talking to a person did it not he was speaker phone voice memo voice text Just to say Do you guys ever do that voice text? We're like you will record something and it sends somebody but then it disappears after a certain time no I do it in the car some boys memos There's some people up don't do voice text on the car. boys memos there's some people I'll do voice

text on the car no I don't really use any new tech you mean Siri Brandon I text 2010 I probably don't I'm not editing my texts like no miss the boat you don't think we can have a camera on Mitzvah? How long do you think we'd have a camera on Mitzvah without him noticing? Probably forever? Yeah. Yeah. Easy.

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And feel them physically Brandon your Cowboys got George Pickens. Yeah, we did. Yeah, finally got Dak a weapon. Yeah. Finally got a receiver for him. You're a Cowboys fan? No, I'm a Dak fan. I'm a Dolphins fan.

No, you're not. I'm a Dak fan. There we go. Your boisterous personality and bravado lends itself to being a Cowboys fan. I've always hated the Cowboys. Why don't you just start liking them? I don't want to like the Cowboys. I don't want to like Jerry Jones. I don't like Jerry Jones I don't like Dallas fans I I grew

up in the 90s they won three Super Bowls they were the biggest assholes in the world I don't bring a you're a huge asshole I am NOT an asshole that's what people don't realize I am a sweetheart of a guy I'm a fucking terrific dude and I'm not a Cowboys fan I'm a Dolphins fan you're a Cowboys fan actually yeah I'm gonna make that you are I'm a deck thing. You're a big you're a cowboy I love that press. I'm gonna go ahead and have to make that to see yeah Well if I was a big I should have bought the card if we're being honest. Yeah, we were in a card shop the other day They had a hundred and seventy nine dollar Dak Prescott rookie card. I didn't buy it

I should have bought it whatever and I do I read it. Yes, I regret it, but I'm not a Cowboys fan. I'm a jar Why are you keep saying I'm a Cowboys fan I regret it. But I'm not a Cowboys fan, I'm a Dac. You are. Why do you keep saying I'm a Cowboys fan? Because I think you are. I'm not. And when he, if they were to trade him. I think you need more of a presence this NFL season and nobody looks at you as an NFL fan.

I am a huge NFL fan. No, well you're a big Cowboys fan. But if they traded Dak Prescott tomorrow, I would cease acknowledging the Dallas Cowboys. I'm going wherever he goes. I love him, he is my favorite person that's a that's commonplace in the NBA for ya fans yeah play not as much in the NFL it's not as well received by the NFL fans well a lot of college football factories produce a

whole lot of great players right this is literally the only Mississippi State quarterback we've ever produced in my life to go the NFL so I'm a him fan I'm not a them fan I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm sorry. It's an interesting 17th if you were to do this with a basketball player, no one would know bad I had a because I am a little bit weird to do it for football guys. Nick is trying to Think that that would be good a good career man. I'd tell about saying I'm a Cowboys fan We don't have one here a DAC fan. I'm a DAC fan. But he's not a Dolphins fan. But it's hard when

it's a quarterback because that's everything. Yeah, how about you because... Yeah, you can't... You want me to be a cowboy? Like if you were an offensive lineman fan, like a fan of an offensive lineman on a team, you can be like, yeah, I'm just a fan of that guy. Yeah. But like the quarterback is everything. It's almost impossible for Dak to be good and the Cowboys not be good Yeah, right so Nick is saying because I'm more of a Cowboys fan than I am a Dolphins now They have a Cowboys fan. He says I'm an asshole. Yeah. No well, huh? Yeah, I don't think so I mean I think we actually said a lot I was really like I was really cool Quite well done I like that I think we actually said a lot in that

That was super Play that back TJ I think we both got our points That's as good as a man can communicate with another man That was fucking sick Yeah, personality of a Cowboys fan. That's he says I'm an asshole. Yeah, no well, huh? Yeah, I don't think so

That was a really deep combo That was fucking beautiful you really picked each other's brains What did you end with? I don't think so Yeah I hit you with the well you guys ended out with like okay. I respect your opinion, but I agree to disagree Really hash it out Cool Yeah, you're a Cowboys fan.

Just try it. I'm making the decision. Right now, I'm a Cowboys fan. You're going to get the starter jacket. But what if I go all in on the Cowboys, Dak is traded in week four? Well, then you've got to go switch. You're a Dak fan. You are a Dak fan overall. It's just more that the quarterback

means so much to an organization. I think he we need a Cowboys fan here. We do but I think he's a Dak fan and when he's on the Cowboys that makes him a Cowboys fan But if Dak got traded he would then become a fan of that team Because you are ride or die with Dak. Ride or die, yes. And like if Dak went to the Super Bowl you would be very very invested in them winning the Super Bowl. Can you try it out for the second? Dak versus the Dolphins in the Super Bowl, you would be very, very invested in them winning the Super Bowl. Can you try it out for the Super Bowl? Right?

Dak versus the Dolphins in the Super Bowl would be... Right, like you having a Super Bowl winning quarterback come from your school, you would be... I'd be the best. Yeah. Yeah. You picked your last NFL football team for the quarterback? And that's on Intel.

Yeah, but I was five. You were five. And I got picked for me. I think you just have to... I think your Dak fandom is stronger than your Dolphins Phantom so you just have to go with wherever DAC goes and that's that's right You know my Dolphins fandom is is since 1984 though. That's 31 years my DAC fandom is since 2013 but it is it probably is stronger. There's no greater rush than having your school's quarterback win a Super Bowl

Yeah, all right, so remain a Dolphins fan But but also be such a Dac fan that you hope he wins every single game. Including? More than any. This is double heartbreak. Yeah. Dac is not good. Listen, you have Frank the Tank and Nicky Smokes.

He's not good. Career-wise, there's a huge market. I think you become a Dolphins fan. I mean, a Cowboys fan. I am behind Frank and Nicky Smokes and Dolphins fan. Correct. a Cowboys Steven is I am behind Frank and Nikki smokes and Dolphins fan correct Steven Is Dak a confetti quarterback that has to drive you nuts I? Like that more than most people but that's a good one I'm gonna look what's a good medical it means when you close your eyes

Can you see them having confetti come down on there? I could see it Yeah, I could winning a Super Bowl case. It's blurry no It doesn't wait there have been no is that is that tree Lance? Oh, it is You know what tray Lance looks like I don't need Joe Milton. Oh is it? Oh, that's not yeah No, wait, you're not seeing I'm getting a little oh, yeah, you might have a little book Yeah, Joe Milton Dak got hurt week 16 Yeah, Joe Milton Dak got hurt week 16 Joe Milton took him on a run confetti quarterback. What should I tweet to denote my Cowboys fandom? Go Cowboys the stock

Go Cowboys go Dak Go Cowboys Dak just be like any any other Cowboys fan on this app Where my Cowboys fan yeah, yeah Cowboy fan roll call you got a cowboy hat Brandon I do there we go multiple Well, holy shit, that's that's all you need. I can't wear hats. The merch would be cool on you I think the colors bode well for your complexion Yes Mincy still has no idea. He hasn't he's barely moved Like if I wore a cowboy hat one day next week, would you?

I think you would. Don't even notice it. Just, just let it out. I will. I will double take. You are. You like, if someone said, if I didn't know you, and they're like, hey, this is our guy Big Texas,

I'd be like, yeah. You're Big Texas. Yes. You are Big Texas. Can you just say, go cowboys, with that voice of yours? Go cowboys. How about them cowboys? How about them cowboys?

Yeah. How fun, man. voice ears go Cowboys how about them Cowboys about them Cowboys yeah how fun man all right Brandon big Texas Walker yeah oh my god he walked into a room with a cowboy hat you're like yeah this big Walker Texas something I don't know yeah it's there it's right. I will never get it. Where my cowboy fans at? Where the hell? Tap in. Oh my fellow cowboy, yeah. Tap in.

How we feeling about this season? Yeah, George Pickens. I love this trade for us. How we feeling? Are you sad to see George Pickens go Nick? Ummm No I wish the hall was a little bit better But

Yeah It's crazy Yeah And I mean the Steelers have a good way Of making wide receivers better But they also have a good way of masking Like it will be like a wide receiver that gets 750 yards and everybody thinks they're amazing.

And also they have a good way of picking the craziest. Yeah. Yeah. They're very good at that. They're really good at being like, we can fix them. When they cut bait with these guys, they're usually right. Right. They're almost, yeah, right.

It's perfect. Usually like the right time. But they got a bigger return for Chase claypool than they did for George pick That's true. Yeah, that was Ryan Poles not finest moment moment, but they also like You could maybe say hey Steelers. How about this for a strategy? Don't pick the craziest guy and they might stick around longer. I think it's like It's like a chick that always always picks dudes that they can fix. I think it's fun.

He wants to tame the wild horse. He loves it. And he hasn't. I mean, look what he did with AB. Yeah, Antonio Brown, yeah, that's true. But there's been some others. Deontay Johnson, Chase Claypool. Or Tavis Bryant.

George Pickens. Yeah, he's, yeah. He's Bryant. Yeah, there's been some crazy. There's one every Ryan. Yeah, there's been some crazy... There's one every year. Yeah, there's one every few years. Yeah. He's like, I need that crazy guy.

I wonder if DK is looking around and being like, am I the crazy guy now? He is. Yeah. Because that's... Well, I... He can't have two. Rogers. Yeah, Rogers is also the crazy guy.

Rogers might be married? What? He had a ring. All right. Brandon, did you send off the tweet? I did. Rogers might be married? What? He had a ring. Alright. Did you send off the tweet? I did. Yeah. I bet you they'll be happy to have you.

No, there's already some backlash. From who? All the Twitter haters. I've already thrown out a fuck off. Really? As a Cowboys fan? How did it feel? Oh good. Nerd stick to Mississippi State Freak. Yeah Come on. Nerd and freak? I thought it'd be fun. Yeah, you don't need to go both Where are my Cowboys fans at? Did you ever unblock everyone like you said you were gonna? No, I don't want to

Can you? Cuz there's a lot of people who I think DM all of us. There's a a lot but I just I just I just don't want to I Want to read Twitter and and and have my eyes feel pleasant thoughts. I don't want to I don't want to read your book I don't want to read bullshit. So I my I Block people based on how they interact with other people Well, if I see a mean to one of y'all or mean to me to anybody in here, I'll block them from that It's just it's not being mean to me. I've seen people that love me and be mean to one of y'all or mean to me to anybody in here. I'll block them from that It's just it's not being mean to me I've seen people that love me and be mean to somebody else you definitely mean to me to Mets

I blocked him off of that Wow that's good. That's nice That's huge, but a lot of people claim they simply just said they disagreed with you and then they got blocked Yeah, you can't disagree with me What are you? What are you smirking out over there B? It's funny can't disagree with them Yeah, why would you think it's really nice and admirable of you. I'm right. Oftentimes are. Yeah.

Sometimes you just deliver it incorrectly. Mm-hmm. I don't know about that. Is Vince on the phone? I don't know what he is. He's got to be with that position. I don't think he is. I think he's...

That's how he records podcasts. No, he not he's just he's hiding his nose picking mmm was there wake up mincy this morning. I don't know How would you even look up such a thing There had oh he's on the phone. Okay he's talking. Oh no. Oh, oh! That was a Big pick? Yep. Yeah. You could probably tell his passcode by the booger pattern on his phone.

He doesn't. Oh my. He doesn't talk often for being on the phone. Whoever's on the other end is talking more than him. I hear him talking He could be on a radio hit. Oh, yeah, I think he's on a radio It there was a wake up mincy this morning. He's so nice. He's like a gas station tenant I got the earpiece in the whole time. Oh Yes, the parent up. Oh someone's got a booger on their knuckles

Well, it's Dan. He probably already had one though. Yeah, you think so. What's up? What's up Stefan? Stefan what up big dog? Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey word. Fucking Stefan. There he is man. He's still locked in over there. You want to go to a game this year Brandon? What am I a Cowboys game now? Yeah. I don't know I haven't been to a baseball game I haven't been to Wrigley yet this year. What?

I got to you ever you get that pre regret like I started counting days like okay well May June July August I got plenty of time to go but before you know it'll be August You get that pre-regret. Like I started counting days like, okay, well May, June, July, August. I got plenty of time to go. But before you know it, it'll be August, and I'm like, I haven't gone. So I gotta make sure I go. I also wanna go to a Brewers game soon. The Braves are coming in June, so I...

My motherfucking mama. Oh. Hmm, yeah? Yeah, go, go, go. My mama got a job interview. That's right, I was talking, yep. What? She got a job interview on Monday. And I said, mama. My mama got a job interview. That's right, I was talking, yep. What? She got a job interview on Monday.

And I said, mama, where you got a job interview? And she said, Elkhorn, Wisconsin. I was like, bitch, what, you going to Elkhorn, Wisconsin? She gonna work in Elkhorn? What's she gonna do? Elkhorn is beautiful. I bet it is. It's a wonderful place. It's stunning, I love it.

They have a very good Culver's there. I've eaten at that Culver's on the way to Madison. The manager there was really kind. He brought me out extra sauces to try. Sampler platter. She's going to do. I told her she don't have to work. But she doesn't know how to not work.

So she's started looking around, getting herself job interviews. Well, how far is Elkhorn from where she's going to live? Probably about 35 minutes. minutes 35 maybe 40 minutes like it's a it's a pretty good ways you think she's gonna get there I'm gonna hear in June June 4th is closing yes I should be here right after wait what's the job interview she's in she she said she had a job interview I said on Monday and I said where is it she said Elkhorn Wisconsin I don't know why she's doing

that that's pretty cool, though. Yeah. But she can find something around closer than that. Yeah. Yeah, who would want to ride that far to work every day? She's coming up for that Sunday, so. Big Cat, you're looking for a new face warmer, right? Oh, yeah.

So I'm going to keep your face warm. That's true. I am. I did. But you I did you know how they hold I posted on LinkedIn. Yeah, what would have You don't really need a face warmer It's the summertime. You don't need a face warmer in the summer. Oh, yeah I'm also thinking about getting my scuba and muff diving license. Oh, yeah, it's not bad It's a tandem license. I don't even make those They do do you have that condition where you can't let your hard cock get dry. Yeah, that's true It has to say moist at all

Very tough it's very it's really it's a bad condition to say moist at all time. All right. All right. It acts a lot to a live. Scabzo. It's very tough. It's very tough. It's really, it's a bad condition. Yeah. You poor soul. Oh, man. It's brutal. By the way, what did you do? What did you do?

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By the way, KB, did you see some action news? Akron's just dumb. That's crazy. Akron is dumb? Dumb, and my assistant starts next week. He's not for content, but he did go to Akron, and that did not, that wasn't great. Oh, he's definitely academically horrible. No, they got ruled ineligible.

The whole school? From post-season play, which that, they were already ruled. Wait. Before the season starts? Their football team is ruled ineligible the whole the whole school from postseason play which that they were already ruled way before the season football team is ruled ineligible because of Academics yeah, which is also again there they have not they don't go to bowl games But now they can't that's super embarrassing really embarrassed like so many of their guys are ineligible or yeah Double embarrassing cuz it cuz not only dumb, but it's also Everyone gets to make the joke yeah look at

Everyone gets to make the joke like I thought they were already ineligible for both season yeah, right They just walked into that. I didn't know there was like team requirements. Yeah, that's really embarrassing How low are the because I'd imagine it's not the toughest school yeah no it's not but I like all schools are probably not very good every school can be bad yeah I doubt there's a school that was like perfect rating you know yeah I mean what's like what's the is it a GPA that you have to maintain I Mean what's like? What's the is it a GPA that you have to maintain? It's an academic progress rating who was number one TJ. Let's see

It's crazy too because I don't I think they usually like go a little easier on them, too Yeah, better to do So much easier you have a tutor? They let you slide a little? It was optional. You didn't tutor? They would have been counterproductive. Why? Because you just cheat on the test.

Because you would have cheated. I didn't have a mandatory tutor. College was really easy. It was easier than high school. Dude, college was so easy. It was so easy. Oh! Oh, look at. I agree so easy. It was so easy and I oh oh look at that Oh shit. Oh, that's crazy. I say college. I feel like you knew that TJ We wanted to see the the academic rankings not the the AP poll

At the end of the season I said college is easy, but when I say I mean you just learned the tricks I didn't learn anything. I didn't I didn't I didn't I mean you just learn the tricks like I didn't learn anything. I didn't I didn't I didn't I Didn't apply myself or no try really hard to like better myself College is independence training wheels correct and that's that's the education you be an adult and can you get? Very low bar of tasks that you have to complete and then when you do that you're in the world. Yes And it took me an extra year, Yeah. It took me an extra year. And I've said it before, but when you realize

that you go to a big school with like 300 people in a class and you realize that the professor just loves themself and most likely has written a book, and then you just read their book instead of going to class, you'll get everything. They just want you to learn what they think. I wouldn't even do that. Geology at 11 AM, I could not make it.

Yeah. Isn't that crazy? I guess that's how SAS lives, where it's like 11 AM is early. Damn, I got an early day tomorrow. I have a class at 11 That's not real world leaving your house when your roommate is playing sonic racing. Yeah impossible Oh Shit, dude. I got such a packed day tomorrow. I have a class at 11 and another one at 2. I had two classes Yeah, I

Scheduled I never scheduled the class on Friday. No, I just never on I would I would never go to some There was one semester where all I did was I did like I had like four classes Like back to back to back on Tuesdays and Thursdays and no class Monday Wednesday Friday. I just did it I bet you still we skipped those. Oh, yeah Way too much. Yeah, I can't do this. I'm overloaded Yeah, I did actually yeah, I mean it's engineers I've said this before the engineers the science people are different That's it go for like medical engineers like they have to actually do stuff I've never been in a college library. Never stepped.

Oh I used to go, I used to, in Wisconsin they had like cages in this one library. I used to lock myself in the cage for like 48 hours before finals and just learn everything. Oh I couldn't do that. I don't know how to study. I didn't do anything the first, you know, three months. I couldn't figure out how to use like the printer so I was like, fuck it I'm just gonna drop out fuck this shit I'm yeah Resistance yeah, I quit so quickly yeah when I saw the curve and intro to psych I was like nope I'm out

I'm not doing this. I'm not and you can just withdraw yeah, yeah bounce out of there Shit rocked I remember statistics I walked in I got through the first 10 minutes and I like, I was like that meme of Mr. Simpson's dad of like Homer Simpson. Oh yeah. You're like, Oh, nevermind. And I'm done.

Yeah. Dropping out of that one. Oh, thank you. I didn't realize they would do like this different task. Mr. Simpson's dad. I blanked on that. Mr. Simpson's dad. Mr. Simpson's dad of Homer Simpson.

No one's ever called him Mr. Simpson. Mr. Simpson's dad? of Homer Simpson. No one's ever called them Mr.. Simpsons dad mr.. Simpsons dad I'm saying miss. I would call Homer's dad mr.. Simpson. I guess Abe Simpson Abe You know you know There's still friends dads mister. Yes, I feel weird is there an age or that's like supposed to stop No, I will do it my whole life same some of my aunts and uncles are like just call me by my name now And I can't do it there's some I still have to say in her I hate like cuz I get now that Like my kids principal like will be like mr.. Katz am I don't do that? Yeah, please don't do that I call any coach I've ever had coach. Yeah, well, that's coach

Yeah, like and who's coached anything you call him coach first grade basketball Yeah, coach me I would call my next-door neighbor growing up was a basketball coach for another school and I called him coach. Yeah Yeah coaches You shouldn't accept it though My I used to when I was a sports writer a high school sports writer and I don't have to call all the coaches in Their circle everybody they talked to his coaches. So when they would talk to me, I'd say hey coach How was the game Friday night? He said let me tell you something coach. They call you Yeah, so it's just it's a it's a great world to call everybody coach

Yeah Even now when friends parents will be like, no, just call me Greg. Can't just make that change. Yeah, I'm not doing that. I can't make the change. I just won't call you anything. I'll never see you again.

I'll stop talking to you. Yeah, just say hey. Yeah. Hey. Hey. Sir. Big Cat, why are there rumblings that the softball guys don't wanna play tonight?

I don't know. PFT about it. Tom, it's on his prep sheet. I'm not I'm I'm not going to be there. I know Max is out of town. I said before the season started any 630 game I will not be attending because I can't I can't make the 630 games.

Can't do it. Well, no, I mean, I my wife puts up with a lot and there's a lot of nights where it's like, hey, I got to go flower Lucas and all this shit, random shit. I couldn't be like, hey, I'm going to have to miss helping out with the kids for softball. So she was like, you can go to the 730, 830, 930? Great. 630?

630 is witching hour in my house and to pick your battles So I said that before the season started before PFT Pretended that he didn't ever hear us talking about the softball Team last year when we talked about it like a hundred times And then joined KTX team so I am out and I know max is in Hawaii I don't know what the other the rest of the team is doing she's hmm Danny. I don't know what the rest of the team is doing. Jeez. Danny, why don't you play? Take the forfeit.

TJ, you're on the team, right? Yeah, I am. Are you guys playing tonight? I mean, I'm around, but there's been some, I had Spider put out this report earlier, so I don't know. I guess we had a couple hours to figure it out. I mean. Kadek and PFT know on the bench for their team last week oh yeah they're not just hop over to our team

guys I guess we showed up they were just cheering on their team oh they didn't get to play no they they bat they batted like three or four times yeah they weren't they weren't on the field so yeah I mean that's fun they love those guys yeah love supporting those guys over there. Yeah That is a tough look for the Pugs though. You can't for yeah, I wish I don't know why I don't know why Why we wouldn't show yeah, I mean I I am NOT going but again, I I established that a month ago I'm saying the part my take that covers in the alternate universe that would cover the men's league softball game would rip the pugs to shred Oh, absolutely. The pugs got a show. You got no why you get ripped to shreds got a show

You're just playing into their hands. Yeah Are you allowed to have randos play for your team like could Danny go and play yeah, well, I don't know I'm doing the Lucas stream though. Oh, yeah What time slot do you have late? I believe? Wait could the Yankees win the college world series without a shortstop? Whoa Yes, they're so much better than college players. Yes shortstop and second baseman The beat that'd be harder be much harder

Hmm the Yankees what could the Yankees win the college world series without a short stop in second like playing in the field Yeah, absolutely not. Yeah, the general the second. I think you could lose one of them. Absolutely both no chance I know college NFL is an amazing gap the pitching staffs gonna shut down the they could win I think you could lose one of them. I'll lose both. No chance. I know college NFL is an amazing gap. The pitching staff's going to shut down the college NFL. The Yankees could beat a college World Series team with playing two outfielders, I would say. That's much easier.

The pitcher would shut them out, and they would have a few home runs. I don't know if they would totally shut them out. And when you say shut them out, it's not like the pitcher would get like 27 strike outs. I think a good college team is going to have three hitters that put anything up the middle is a hit. Yeah. Yeah. Without second base and shortstop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, but, but shortstop alone. Yeah. How many, how many times would they hit it to the shortstop in a game? Yeah. But you have a pitcher., but you have a third baseman cheat that way.

And if the pitcher knows he doesn't have a shortstop, I think they win easily. Accordingly and try to. I think the Yankees would. Yeah, I think Yankees win easy. They would hit. Yeah. Incredibly. And yeah, there are some MLB players on college world series teams. The Yankees are mostly MLB players. Well, now now I think about it.

OK, so you get past the first two pitchers and even a college world series team The Yankees are scoring 15 runs a game. I would destroy them. Yeah Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're saying the Yankees are the Yankees offense is going to To the shortstop gap Two years ago Paul schemes was pitching was pitching in the College World League. One guy. Yeah, I know, but you're saying if you got a Paul Skeens LSU, Paul Skeens could pitch against the Yankees lineup.

Paul Skeens could. Went straight to the MLB. Paul Skeens could. He's one of a very rare. But that was the best team like that. If you get past their first two pitchers, it is batting practice. It is pure batting practice. It's pure batting practice.

But if you have the best team and he has, I would assume the best team would have one of the best pitchers who's going to play in the season. They have one, yeah. One, it's a series. Oh, we got a bunch of it. Metal bats or wood bats? Well, they would have to bat with wood

and the college kids would bat with metal. Is a college field the same size as an MLB field? It is, okay. Although the yeah The one in Omaha is actually bigger is it yeah didn't know that it's big How big are the bases are they using like the MLB like the newer big bases? Do they in college they use the safety base these orange they use the orange now some of them do I don't know if all Of us are gonna tag the guy out because oh you standing orange base. Yeah

I don't know if all of us are going to tag the guy out because oh you're standing orange base. Yeah Major league teams have played college teams in like spring training and exhibition 67 times over the past decade major league teams are 63 and 4. Oh, yeah, but those are not those are also explicitly They're not playing their starters fair. Right don't you have to lose twice to be bounced from the college? Yes Yes, so even in your skeins hypothetical You're only pushing him. They would need it. Yeah So could a NFL team win the college title? without Two guys on defense nine guys on defense nine. Yeah, yes. I think that gap is though. It's I mean, Ohio State's loaded

No, probably not. You don't think? No, no, the NFL team could win? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With nine guys on defense? Yeah. Where are they losing the spots?

I think you take away safety and take away maybe a linebacker. So you cover the receivers. So you got the front four, two CBs. Front four would get in there Like think about miles Garrett going up against I don't care what yeah It could be one of the best offensive linemen. They're still still gonna be if it's a first-round tackle though. Yeah Still and

Then on offense they would just they would they would never have to they would just run the ball I'm taking the pro team in any hypothetical. Yeah, I think pro team's better than college. Bro. For sure. Are you sure? For sure. If we're going nine, could we lose one on offense too?

How about two on defense, one on offense? Yeah. 10 versus 11, then 11 versus nine. I don't know that there's any math that makes it. Could Ed Sheeran win a college talent show without a mouth Well, just guitar guitarist. He's pretty yes, but it could have be a pre smoke He would win like Shepherd University like Mercyhurst College and eerie PA

Like where I mean one a guy playing guitar that well and not having a mouth. That's a, that's a crazy story. Show up. Like no mouth, no mouth. And he wins. That's a great story. That's talent. Speaking of pros verse nine, you see a gilly verse Jeff Teague. Yeah. No, I need to see that. Anytime you see an NBA guy shoot, it's unbelievable. It's fascinating. They don't miss. Jeff Teague just Jeff Teague just got the ball at the top of the key and just kept shooting and making it. He can't hold me from going that way. He ain't got no dribble. It don't matter Jeff. It don't matter. Make sure you get them highlights together. It don't matter Jeff. We going to this too. It's like remember Scalabrine did this.

Yeah. He's called out random people he beat him one on two. He's about to go right today. Jeff T was a really good NBA player. Yeah. And he is just not trying at all. There he goes. Now what?

He's just. Nothing. They're all from way back too. Nope. Nothing. They're all from way back. Different, we gonna see. Gillian is cooking Jeff T. Titus, that's how we look at you. Like I'm Jeff T. Yeah.

All right, you're getting close. All right, I'll just make a little, nope. Yeah, I mean, he might as well not even be there. He's going half-speed. Half-speed, going through the motions. I lost my last high school basketball game to Jeff T. Oh, really? My career.

What school was he? Pike. Pike High School. You pushed me to. Powerhouse. Yeah. Did they have any other NBA players on the team? Not on that team.

D1 guys? Yeah, handful of D1 guys. They were number two behind Oden and Conley's team that year. Stacked. Yeah, they were the number two team in the state. Jeff Teague's two years younger than me, but If you could believe it was better Despite the age gap basketball all right. I would believe it by the way I texted the puns and word the team showing out they all agreed so we're good

That was easy. Yeah, I wasn't even a real. I think also this is being mischaracterized because TJ backed me up I think every single week. There's a game someone just writes into the group text bail question mark. Yeah every single week If it's if it's out there that we're going we were we were trying to run a bit to see if they would know show Cuz we were trying to know oh Yeah, there's a bail question mark that like, Every day. Every single day. It's just a line out there to see if anyone else would jump on.

There's no better feeling than bailing. Oh, it's the best. The best. The best. I did that one year in softball when we, I played, it was like, it was me and my friends and we were in our early 30s and we were good and then there was one team

that was like 24 year olds and they all were insane and they kicked the shit out of us in the regular season and then we went to The championship and it was like we had to wait like four hours at the field and we're just like let's just go to the bar. Yep This is crazy. We're just gonna fucking get our ass kicked skip. Yeah, and we have to wait four hours and what a good decision Yeah skip yeah and we have to wait four hours and what a good decision yeah felt good I played in an adult basketball league when I was 22 and I'm from a town that's you know 70% black to white and there were eight teams in the league and two

there were two white teams and we didn't play the other white team so the end of the year we were better than them and we were look we went oh and whatever and then we we were looking forward to the we were we went oh and whatever and then we we were looking forward to the white ball and the day of the white ball they all called it the white ball they called they all they all had plans and they they recruited a team of black guys to get the white white team was black your area was even the white team was black. And they came in. And they even cheated from that.

We're very close. We're 15 miles from Mississippi State. They went to Mississippi State intramural gym and recruited really good players to come over and wear us out. So you didn't win a team. You didn't win a game. We ended up, we, there was, I made a little up

because we did beat one team that was majority black. We ended up, we, there was, I made a little up, because we did beat one team that was majority black. You should get an entire black roster for the Pugs tonight. There were kids. The Pugs were rolling up. They were 13. Ugh. There's Mince.

He's up. Oh yeah. Oh. Don't chew on the loosey mince He's on the move guys He's pacing now. He begins to move Got somewhere trash. I'm in it nevermind He's going right back to worry about 1030 to 2 is in there And then it's yeah, he does kind of roam back and forth for a little bit yeah grazes yeah get back to my seat here we go he's been putting him work on the treadmill yes he let you know he is an angry treadmill oh yeah dreams in the middle of the aim you think he does that at his

gym I think he does it wherever I think he does too he was doing that the back out he was walking around He was doing that at the Bec-Gal. He was walking around screaming at people, screaming at the air. He knows people are watching and listening. He's speaking at that event tomorrow with Ed. Oh yeah. What's the event again? Barrett Sports Media. I think I've been asked to do that a hundred times.

And I'm just, every time. Bail. I don't even know what it is. Some sort of media conference. A media conference has to be the worst thing you could ever attend Yeah, just boring and boring boring. It is also worse cell fucking boring like sucking your own dick. Oh my god media guys Am I missing something at the same time I would like to get Huh, did we do one did we do one? Yeah. I don't know. We should

host a YAC conference. I would love to host a conference. What makes the difference in a meeting and a conference? Like a mini convention almost? I think just that we have a conference and you just sign up and you can speak. On whatever you want. I like some of the bars around here have nights where you can just do like five minute PowerPoint of your choosing and you present it to everyone at the bar Yeah, I would like to go to one of those open mic PowerPoint Yeah, you can kind of teach them about whatever you want or say what's ever on your mind the BSM summit That's all worse than it is. What do you learn from this? There's also like 75 speakers at this event. Oh

But these guys are headlining I'd There was one graphic that had so many different heads on it not to Make it a mention We get a preview of a speech Listen, I like the picture for any summits looks like the Barstool blogger page It's like the picture for any summits looks like the bar still blogger pig Lot of white guys a lot of bald guys There's four ladies. Oh, no. I know a lot of these

No, is that? Ozzie again, I know a lot of these people that was probably a mistake to say that the summits. Oh They gotta know yeah, they gotta Yeah good for them, you know Damn we're all projecting this is coming. Oh my word What is it? 325 dollars she's gonna pay all those speakers Each there's like 95 speakers if it's to mints isn't getting money for student you don't think mints is getting

money for that hey if he is I quit see ya I wouldn't mind hearing a speech or what he's got planned hey Mets Hey, Mets! Come here! You know what? Summits are great. That's gonna be... That's a good summit, huh? Yeah, it's a great summit. Good looking summit.

I did not count on knowing like half those people. His speeches... Whoops. Very cool summit. His speeches are just gonna be his backstory, right? And also, it's really cool to like, you know, learn from other people in your... Yeah, share. Totally. Yeah, at work. Yeah, it's really cool to, like, you know, learn from other people in your... Yeah, sharing. Totally. Right, right, right.

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Yeah. Okay, thank you. Ladies and gentlemen from Barstool Sports, Mr. Ben Metz. What's up fellas and ladies, how are we doing today? Thank you very much to Jason Barrett for inviting me to speak at this media summit. I work for a really amazing company and I'm very blessed to do so. Fire away some questions. That was your speech?

It's not a speech. They're asking me questions. You sure? Yeah. They've got a whole thing planned. Hi. Yes. Ben, what did you talk about in the most recent episode of WOM? I talked about how much fun our trip to the bet gala was in Arizona and it was really unique to see all the bar still people actually dressed up looking good and Talked a bunch of sports the NBA playoffs are really crazy Hi, Ben, just a technical question because I'm always curious how bar still sports works

Do you guys get paid bimonthly? What does that work? When do you guys get paid? We are a fully functioning legit company and we get two paychecks a month. When do you get the paychecks? There's one in the middle of the month and one at the end of the month. At the end of the month or the first of the month? End. It's always like the anywhere between the 12th and 15th and like 28th and 31st. Okay, so there's no celebrations for the first between the 12th and 15th and like 28th and 31st. Okay, so there's no celebrations

for the first of the month. We've toned down the celebrations for the first of the month. You know, we... Interesting. I was a little surprised that, nevermind. Okay, well that was confusing. Hi, Brandon Walker, African American Digest. What is he referring to?

I think he's referring to a classic misunderstanding that happened two years ago. Hi, Pigcat again. What do you mean misunderstanding? What was the understanding? How could anyone have misunderstood what was said? Well, I thought I was being funny, rapping some lyrics and oh but did not Accidentally did not skip one. I should have skipped. Ah, yeah, it was a very very catastrophic mistake that I regret deeply Got it. Got it Right. My hands not up. Okay

Mincy, I know that at Barstool Sports you guys are sometimes crass Oh god, that's right. Mincy, I know that at Barstool Sports, you guys are sometimes crass. So I came up with a question in line with Barstool Sports. Fuck Mary Kill, working at Barstool, Ole Miss football, poker. Mm. Oh boy, eyes lit up.

Woo. Mary, remember, you're pretending to be an Ole Miss fan for this exercise. Oh shit. I mean, okay. Go Tigers. Mary remember you're pretending to be an old man for this exercise. Oh If you flipped off the Mary Barstow is fucker kill worse on this oh my god what it comes to mind I mean I mean timeout what do you think? what situation? mincy how are you fucking? this tripped oj up too. this one tripped up oj. yeah yeah but no and the game is why would fuck worse than kill? why would fuck be worse than kill? would you rather fuck or kill mince?

which one would you rather sleep with? Okay, I would rather kill poker and then fuck Ole Miss football. All right, Marshall So what was the last one? I would kill poker and then I would I would fuck the Ole Miss football Mary Barstool. Yeah, so Follow question. Will you be competing in the World Series of poker this year? Yes. Oh, I'm gonna go that's we just killed it Yeah, luckily for us That's the week if we get the fourth of you off is when I go. What if you? What if you make a really deep run? I? Hope to be continuing to play in the early part of the next week We have a big big sponsor event that way do we yeah, well, then I'm gonna do the barstool thing over the poker

I love that. Yeah, we're having a question over there Yeah, we've been toning down the poker questions everywhere Sure, uh What does it take to be successful at Barstool Sports? That's a good question. Just being authentic I think is the biggest thing is your lsu fam you Stay on task. Okay, okay, Braden knows that's the Braden knows it's the one thing that gets nervous You're gonna be dealing with

I feel like the being authentic and just this is the best thing Well, there's a lot of great things about this company But the best one is you just get to be yourself and you don't have to fake anything Can't have a lazy bone in your body, but you can on the lips You flew so far past me with that one. And I also want to ask, I don't know if Jersey Jerry was on here, but he claims somebody hacked his phone. I got like four picks of porn from him during the show.

I got like four things that are all porn, and then I get a text from Jerry, sorry my phone got hacked. Was it good porno? I didn't click on it, man. And then and then and then I get a text from Jerry. Sorry my phone got hacked Was it good porno? I didn't click on it man. What's a pretty aggressive move for 1245 PM? I went we got hacked get hacked you go clearly, but I just look it down I was like what's going on? Did you tell the type of porn? I didn't click or look on it I just was like you read one of the porn just There was a step. Okay. Yeah, there was I know there was a stepmom situation. Oh, okay Yeah, read it to read us the title. Just I'll read you the time you could tell by the pussy

Let's say this. Let's see. We got we got Okay, experienced and mature stepmom gives their stepson's a boner with a dirty look Okay, then we have with the stepmom like that. You have no choice but to give her a shaking orgasm. Uh-huh Where this is some family stuff. This is where Kinky Steps is. Demands someone spank her hard till she comes. We have pretty Latina moaning and squirting loudly. Oh, squirting loudly.

Moaning loudly and squirting? Is he hitting like a spittoon? And it says sounds in Pritz. Okay, okay. Yeah, so just another Wednesday afternoon. There it is, man. Let's go ahead and clip that. I'm excited to hear the highlights of tomorrow.

I'm excited too. I will say, Kirk Minahan on Named, it's hard to keep track of all of Kirk's beefs. The Kirk said he was like, I'm effing dead to him if I speak at this but I'm gonna speak at this I have to wait why? Because he doesn't like the guy who's hosting it Kirk and him have some radio beef from the past apparently but did you consider pulling out? I Mean, I thought about texting Kurt, but I didn't I don't know I just I just I mean, I think I should speak at this and yeah

I just I just I mean I think I should speak at this and yes Mincy is a headline speaker Barrett sports media subment. That's perfect for Jason Barrett. That's scumbag Great jerk-offs of all time. Why do you hate a radio consult? He's a whore has he personally done friend is your personal friend? I don't really even know Jason that well. I mean I just not but through ESPN Baton Rouge I'll got linked up got it and mold employer I had a question. I had a question. What's what's what's Brandon Walker like? Every day I enjoy it great I mean, it's just all about the day you catch him in but you know, even when he's irritable It's really like funny to me. And so you're always one step ahead of him

It seems from the outside looking in I wouldn't go anywhere far to say that I feel like I've run extremely hot and that I've somehow looked into the best year of Ole Miss while states been struggling else she's been good too they're usually pretty good yeah any other questions Kyle is there anything you'd want to know from me Yeah, I'd like to learn more about your fitness and energy because you crush that no I'd like to be more like that And I think you're I would like to learn how to be as funny as you are even Even 10% as funny as you are good questions That Hawaii that Hawaii video you did blew my mind. I watched it like 12 times. Dude. That was a really good video. Yeah, and I'm really excited for you. You get the marathon coming up and you're you're the pace you're at is insane.

It's gonna be a great start. The running the training pace. Oh, yeah. It's yeah October 12th. I'm excited even though I ran a half of my second half October 12th. Even though I ran a half, my second half, like about 10 days ago, and I'm concerned about the full because at the end of the half I was just so so depleted and destroyed the thought of like having to do 13 more is going to be. You want some maca? That will help. Yeah, maca. It helps with depletion. It helps with depletion?

Yeah. I'll have to try. You'll have the adrenaline on your side. Yeah, I'm going to run on the late- People cheering for you. I'm going to run on the late front all summer. Yeah. I'll gonna run on the light cheering for you I'm gonna run on light front all summer. I'll just go ahead and say it man. This is gonna be the best summer I mean it is it's gonna be like you say I know but it's just this is the second Before last summer everybody's like Chicago summers the best thing ever and I'm like, yeah, I'm sure it's great But a lot like no, it's unbelievable and I think now that I know people in the area your connect

Yep. Yeah, and I just feel so good right now It's the best I felt very noticeable physically mincy. What happened with the bags? So what happened with the bag? I had my suit bag and with my suit I changed and put my suit on and Checked the bag at DraftKings with security, and then our security guys just went through and got all the bags and threw them all into the Chicago private jet. Because all the bags that were there

were the ones leaving that night. Yeah, apparently mine was just in there too. So I- You brought it there. I brought it there, but I didn't have, yeah, my shoes were in there. Did you change at the venue? I changed at the clothing store. I went by State state and Liberty because I had to buy a black tie which

Apparently it was a bad move for a black tie of it because I got trolled for looking like I was going to a funeral But you look like a funeral director So wait you you went to the state and Liberty there. Yes. Oh, okay I got cuz I had to buy a tie for the event and I change I changed there Yeah, why did the why did the bag the suit bag? Say Liam Blutman has the phone number I Don't know good question. I went bought it with we all went to stay liberty together with Jack McCarthy a few weeks ago So it's probably just the one phone number on the must have been it. Okay, okay, miss you want to do the gauntlet

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I've been drinking the straw bangle all show. Mincy, you got to take a sip of one of these. I like this peach can. It has a basketball texture on it. Yeah. It feels good. Yeah, it does. I've been rubbing it. This is nice. Texture on yeah, it feels good. Yeah, I've been rubbing it. This is nice What are your thoughts on fog

I'm prevalent enough for me to have an annoying kind of fun. It's kind of fun I think it's it's a great question make a city look very mystical. Thank you very good questions Spring is the shortest season. Why don't we just eliminate it? Oh, I love spring. What? What does that mean? Just reading Chase questions. What is what is eliminated? No idea. Could that possibly mean? Do you have thoughts on fog? I have a lot of thoughts on fog, but we're short on time. Don't get me going. We won't talk about anything else. Well, you could just pick one of the options. The options are annoying, kind of fun, or not prevalent enough to care. There's no agency.

Pure fun? I do enjoy the ambiance of a fog machine. Ooh, I like it. At the rare partay. I think fog's kind of cool. Yeah, it's kind of neat. And then you get to say, oh, that will burn off. Yeah, it'll burn off mid-morning. That's fun to tell people. Yeah, that's fun to tell people. Like, oh, don't worry oh that will burn off Yeah, they'll burn off that's fun to tell yeah, that's fun to tell people like oh don't worry. They'll burn off

I'll start saying that but what does that mean the fog just burns off sun burns it off Yeah, son never heard that thinking San Francisco. They named its Carl it is car. Yeah, that burns all yeah, they burn it off Yeah Talking blackhawks draft yeah, if somebody wants to get if somebody could get who they want anyway and get a pick up a pick They have to get shafing Right You think Brandon I keep asking him this you think he's ever going to be mad at the Blackhawks? Because he's still in the honeymoon phase where he's just like, I fucking love these games. Do you think he's ever going to be like,

I've been going for six years and they've been dog shit for six years? Probably not because he goes on my tickets. Yeah. I think in order to get really upset for your... I think in order gonna not because he just go he goes on my tickets. Yeah That I think in order to get like really upset for your path. No he'll get there They just are so bad right now I want to get once expectations start happen because that's really the anger in sports teams is expectations

Exceeding reality where their reality has been bad and everyone knows they're bad And they're like every game he goes to they lose and then he's like I had a great time Yeah, well they have good concession if the quality of their concessions goes down then that's all I know Yeah, for Brandon what happens first he gets mad about the Blackhawks or he admits that he's a jerk. Oh Jerk you think so I don't think you'll ever admit. I think we're due for something really big It is funny like being in Brandon's head you like he does he think he's like He thinks everyone's out to get him. Yeah, because he's like all these people independently or like I'm kind of a jerk Mm-hmm. They're all out to get me. That's the charm of them. That's why I love them

Yeah, I wouldn't like nice him that that I mean the I think you guys talked about it when I was taking a piss yesterday That that freak out in the car was you guys talked about it when I was taking a piss yesterday That that freak out in the car was something. I thought I thought it was fake until it got hurtful. Yeah He started going after everyone. Yeah Brandon's a nice guy. I like Brent. I love I love Brandon. I got person. I was Brandon's one away from my Rushmore friends Oh, wow He's close. No surprise. He just told me the other day that he's still working on my wedding gift and he's putting a lot of thought into it.

Wow. And your anniversary is coming up. Yeah, coming up. Oh, did you see that? I can't wait to see. Trying to find the perfect card. Did you see that guy on Twitter who accidentally found out about anniversaries? No.

What? I think the tweet was something like, my wife and I do this thing every year around our anniversary. We call it marriage birthdays. And it's been really good for the health of our marriage. We go on a trip. He just realized what anniversary is. It's crazy.

Marriage birthdays. Yeah, here it is. My wife and I started a tradition that's become crucial to our marriage Every year around the date of our wedding we go on a vacation there is two of us celebrating It's a key driver to our relationship Dude fucking invented anniversary look at him. It's a cool fit, but it's in a He typed it out like he was like gonna unleash some wisdom. Yeah How do we get marriage birthday added to the dictionary? No, dude. There's a word for it. Oh

JB I think that might be bait. Yeah, he's you think you think so. I think it's bait fake guy poker pro Let's just do a quick scan Titus. Are you starting to believe what the sirs? Oh Yeah, yeah, hell. Yeah I'm good good. They're fun. They're so fun. I am starting to believe. For real. Like, after last night, I like genuinely think, and the rest of the NBA playoffs.

That game was so over. I think it helps, too, that like, obviously the Celtics are very good, the Thunder, even though they lost, like, you know, they were so good all year. But I think the NBA playoffs feel wide open and that helps you You believe more the Pacers haven't healthy as a unit all year. Yeah, they They're so well conditioned to like that's you could just see at the end of the game They were I think they had three guys play the fourth quarter, and they just didn't run out of gas I've gone from like let's just see how far they can go to now

I Don't expect them to even beat the Cavs to be honest with you like the Cavs I'm sure will yeah will still make a series out of this but I do think that they've entered yes they could win the title territory of my brain like this is possible it is possible that they could win that's not what they do you're one of the best at tempering expect they take the Cavs to. That's what they do. Yeah, I Yeah, I generally don't let myself get carried away with the expectations, but is it just with the Pacers? I think the Pacer I think they could win the title like are you are you Ohio State Championship or bust? No Wow

No, I think I think you're in the minority of a yeah people think like yeah, like my wife thinks I am cuz Every other year I say we're good enough to win the national championship, but I'm generally right about that. I just don't We just don't win the chance like you know We're gonna be good enough to like next year. I don't know how good Ohio State's gonna be football Yeah, I'd be fine not winning it. I'll say that I'd be fine fine. I'd be fine finishing third I Take that third is great I'm talking to my sports voice Pacers basketball. Are we just seeing how long he's going to stand there? What's up? Oh, you guys are ready. Why don't you tell us we were I didn't know you guys were ready

Said you were ready Hey, we're ready all right. Let's go garden of Mums What's minty time to go? This is old record 434 and 511? Oh, oh mincy your best times 434 I think you got that today All right, here we go Ghost energy up put the can down That'll help. Okay, let's go down Three some Marlins play. No touching world can't touch. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I have some Marlins players. No touching. Marlins. Can't touch.

Oh, hell yeah. Marlins. Yeah. I like their coach. Three, two, one, go. There we go. Oh. All right.

Come on. Butt crack already? Not a bad first shot. That butt crack looks 2D. It looks like it was done with Sharpie. It looks... That's a Sharpie butt crack. It's a...

There's no depth to it. It's just... It's just there. Yeah. It's more of a scar Interesting All right mincy All right, whenever you're ready mincy

If you could run your hand across it and not go in a divot you couldn't tell whenever you're ready mincy It's perfectly flush flush. Put it in the hole. Wow. This one's gonna take a while. Oh my god. It's kind of hard. Oh nice. Alright Mitzi. Bell is doing nothing. Wasn't a bad kick. I need him to get five-hole Steven right in front of the camera. Oh, it's his first time doing this Here we go, oh he put a ball in his pocket did he did. Yeah. Fuck yeah, Mitch. Same spot. There it is. Reball. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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Yeah, I can get that. Joe Biden, Mike Pence, JD Vance, Al Gore, Sarah Palin, who else? I don't know, that's all I got. Five members of NSYNC. Justin Timberlake, I don't know. There we go, Rio 7! Nice, wow. That's a great show.

Fuckin' C. Good job, man. It's not even Huffin'. Yeah, you're not out of breath at all. The only other thing I wanna add is we're officially starting the Let's get hot movement. All right Just started. Yeah, it's it's the 2025 movement as I write time. Yeah, let's get hot movement all things in life But let's go. It's gonna be right. Yeah, you're one of our Greg Olson. it way to go mincy fuck. Yeah, Mance. Thank you big up

We're all supporting you And Kyle Rudolph And John summit What was the one I think it was UKB was there you were in between the real ones. Yeah, who was it like area the pet pet? We thought let's we need to get a we need a t-shirt Did we actually put it on a shirt? Yeah, I think we sold eight nine Very nice. Oh, yeah He's in good can I tell you about the NHL playoff yeah go ahead Shay cuz they're here the only place to buy hard to get playoff tickets is game time the official

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