The Yak - Is Jerry Out to See Brandon's Wife's Feet? | The Yak 10-19-23

Episode Date: October 19, 2023

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There's Brandon Walker. Oh, it's Brandon Walker. No, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We don't know. We're good.

We're good. We got it. Mooka and I got it. Mooka and I got it. The Co. We're on a roll. The, it's Brandon Walker. No, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We don't know. We're good. We're good. We got it. Mook and I got it. Mook and I got it. The Co. We're on a roll. The Co. was not here. This is the Co's Co.

Yeah. Mook and I are the Co's Co. The people's Co. Yeah. Yeah. I gotta be on the show. We kind of overtook the show. Yeah, dude.

No one was here. All right. Welcome to the Yak. Okay. Brought to you by Roback. Here we go. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. As you can see, I'm wearing the Roback right now.

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Yeah, Mook and I had it. We were. I was just locked in. Show. We were about to do something here. We were ready to go, dude. Yeah, Mook and I had it. We were. We had what? I was just locked in. We were about to do something here. We were about to do something special. A little pick and roll. Jersey?

Yeah. Like that? Jersey. Like that piece? Yeah. Where's your jersey? I took it off because I had to go do the other show. You like that?

Not really. Straight from China? Yeah. Travis Hunter. You've heard of him? I have. I watched him play the first game and immediately put a Heisman future on him, and that was dumb.

Is he not going to win the Heisman? I don't think so. You don't think he has a path to the Heisman? I don't think he has a path. Yo, chill on my boy, dude. Just relax, man. He's going to win. So Dan and them should be right here. We were riding together.

Not together. I was in front of them. I was driving my car. They were driving their car. Were you racing them? I won. I won. So you were racing them? I was in front of them. I was driving my car. They were driving their car. Were you racing them? I won. I won. So you were racing them?

I was, yeah. Yeah. Why wouldn't you race? I don't know. Stay safe. There he is. Oh, here comes. Y'all ever race like your cars, like big time race, like get up to 100, 120?

No, but I had a piece of shit 2001 Jetta that I would take to 100. There we go. There we go. What's up, boys? Now the crew's rolling. I had a Ford Probe that I would raise. What is this jacket? Mook and I opened the show. It was nice. How'd it go? It was a legendary

Yak moment, I would say. Oh, is it Jersey Day? Yeah, it was Jersey Day. Is that a Mitch jersey? Wow. I'm surprised it was that much. This was... $10. Is this a jersey? Yeah, that's a jersey. Yeah, thank you, Dan.

I wore this just to trigger Brandon. Let me tweet out the link. He doesn't like the rainbow colors. That's why he's mad. That's what I did say. Sorry I'm late. Sorry I'm late. Well, I was late too, Dan.

Me and you were both doing an important show. It actually wasn't our fault. It was the tech team's fault because we started if we had started on time we would have been on time huh they're having a rough week who tech team well they're they've got a lot on their hands they've got a lot on their plates you guys don't film this at the new office do you no we will start we have three we technically have three locations we have three buildings right now. Right. So in three weeks, we will not have this issue because we will do the college football show and be 20 feet away from the YAC studio.

All right. So there will be no commute. So it'll be great. Hey. Do the Boston boys know? Yeah, they know. Come on. Boston boys are here.

Here to YAC. yak yeah we're rolling we're live alive we're live okay oh wow will and Steven with those things oh it was nice well and Steven those big where's Taylor just talking about I read oh well I don't did I did do one spoiler last on Monday about surviving Barstool. I don't know if you heard it, but it was that Stephen Che cried, and you saw that. I did.

He cried. Everyone saw that. Everyone saw that. It was a person that became personal for him. He cried. He cried. He had to make some tough decisions. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here's Taylor. It was full tears, right? Full tears. Full tears. Brandon, why weren't you on? Sit on down, Taylor. Do you know Mook? Do you know Titus? Not one of the biggest names here. How you. It was full tears, right? Full tears. Full tears. Brandon, why weren't you on? Sit on down, Taylor. Do you know Mook? Do you know Titus?

Not one of the biggest teams here. How you doing? Do you know Titus? No, I don't believe. Titus is an Ohio State guy. Damn, dude. You had to ask him twice. He was trying to gracefully be like, no, I don't, by not answering the question.

And then you just. Don't make your jacket, though. It's great. Oh, thank you. He's an Ohio State guy, just so you know. It's okay. They're going to be in a big game this weekend. How do you feel?

Yeah, I feel great. We beat Penn State every time we play them. Yeah. This is when two good-looking guys get together and they're like, I don't like this at all. What happened? You guys are just too good-looking to be in the same. Oh, you were?

I don't know. You got the next one. You're in there. Bun and everything. Hey, Titus, Ohio State also beat Michigan for a very long time, and now that doesn't. History changes. History does change. yeah, it does.

Unfortunately. So I think if James Franklin can fake COVID and get out of the ass-beating, we're going to hand him on Saturday and then buy some time to get some extra years so he doesn't get fired and then come back and catch Ohio State off guard. I do think the power balance will flip. It was great because Taylor just sat down, and he's like, you know, I'm going to sit down and hang out with the boys.

He doesn't realize that he was under attack. I had to see your eyes. I was literally looking at Brandon thinking to myself, dude, I can't wait for the day I get to swing on him for real. Taylor didn't say it in the car. I was like zoned. What did I do to you? I fought a little for you.

Taylor in the car was like, the new Chicago's office is awesome, but if I had to be around Brandon a lot, I would swing on him. I've said three words. Say that out loud. I've said three words to you. I'm glad it's on record, too. By the way, boys, how are we doing? Good to see you guys.

They're fine. They're fine. I've said three words to you in my life. Maybe they're not. That's not true. Well, more than three. You've already tripled that then. why why would you swing on me well the first time we met you big time me uh i didn't put my hand out and you didn't i was actually the second time we

i we met i went up to shake your hand again and you gave me the limp fish handshake and looked away third time was on the yak fourth time was at at the Super Bowl. And this is where I really didn't like it. You and I were sitting on the couch next to each other. And then Dan goes, look at this. It's everybody and then the people that they don't like at Barstool. And they put me in the same class as you. I didn't do that. He did that. I don't remember saying that. And then

I thought you were pretty nasty. Why did you get mad at me? Shit. An elephant never forgets. Damn. That's true. You have a notes app with that? Yeah.

I got something for you. He does have a notes app. He won't forget. Yeah. He won't forget. I don't even, that was a very passing comment that I made, but I guess it's stock. Oh, no, it's real. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Those type of, when you put, and you're in the same category as Brandon. Oh, I am? You're going to know. When you put somebody in the same category as Brandon. Oh, yes. You're. When you put somebody in the same category as Brandon, you remember those types of insults forever. Yeah, because that was an insult against you. Fucking guy. Like, Brandon sucks.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was a tough one. Not on a level high enough for a survivor. Not on my fucking level. Huh? I'm Brandon Walker. Brandon fucking Walker. I'm Brandon fucking Walker over here.

That's awesome. BFW. Yeah, thank you. BFW. BFW. No, I was going to was gonna do surviving barstool but i couldn't that week i had to do the other thing what was that huh what'd you have to do i had to do that thing gotcha brandon's on zoloft now i'm on zoloft i'm chill now you don't even

know that's like uh antidepressant yeah it doesn't make your it makes your dick not work yeah you can't trigger me you can't trigger him at all if you were to say grab that mouse trap i haven't been sexually triggered in two sexually you're down yeah he's down you can't when he the new brandon walker you can't trigger him and you can't make his dick hard right that's the only two things nope nope my wife hasn't tried in years no no do you when you watch wrestling do you still get the juices flowing or is it i haven't gotten an erection watching wrestling in at least like a week and a half damn damn who was your first wrestling erection huh um china able gotta be i did have a thing for china oh i'm saying right now man randy sam it's fucked up but i had a thing who is it trisha no it was sunny sunny oh sunny was hot sunny's fucked up now

who's the no i'm thinking of trista trisha trish trish stratus trish stratus stratus she was hot Sunny's fucked up now Who's the No, Sunny Trista, Trisha Trish Stratus Trish Stratus Trish Stratus She was hot Trish Stratus Come on, you agree with that?

She's hot? I actually I am Hey, watch this You like titties? Yeah I like titties too Dude, common ground

More of an ass guy Common ground Here we go The boys are back He said more of an ass guy though Oh Shit comes out of there. That is, I never watched wrestling growing up, but we were in Athens, Georgia, and there

was the whole The Rock. Yep. The Rock and everybody. Oh, yeah. Hubba hubba. Oh, yeah. You'd smash. You'd smash.

Yeah, The Rock came back when they were in Colorado, and seeing Will's face going back to his childhood, I was like, man, I wish I had that part of me. Wait, Will. Yeah. Were you a Rock or to his childhood, I was like, man, I wish I had that part of me. Wait, Will. Yeah. Were you a Rock or Stone Cold guy? I was Rock. Oh, terrible. When Rock was doing the people.

You corporate fox. You corporate fox. No, no, no. Rock's the people's champ. No, but you know that he was aligned with Vince. Vince is awesome. Vince sucks. Vince is awesome.

But also had to put a power to the people here. Come on out, you rapist. You know that he was aligned with Vince. Vince is awesome. Vince sucks. Vince is awesome. But also had to put an hour to the people here. Come on out, you rapist. You rapist. Come on out, you rapist. You rapist. I was actually more of a, at first, WCW. Oh. So I was a Goldberg kid.

That actually does make sense. So when he lost going undefeated, and when he had his first loss, it was heartbreaking. Yeah. WCW was pretty sick. And so when I came into the WWF world, I liked The Rock more, but I also kind of liked Stone Cold. I wasn't part of that.

Eric Bischoff was the events of WCW. Come on out, you rapist. You rapist that's all time the best the best oh man I mean

I could totally see you as a WCW kid we're on the show right now we'll talk later Will were you a were you a Sega kid too yeah yeah

yeah Sega kid alternate everything just always like yeah that was my first that was like the first big Christmas present for Sega. Sega over 64? That's great.

Yeah, were you a Sega? I was. Titus? No, I was not. I was like the mainstream Nintendo WWE, but I feel like they're... I feel like... WCW, Sega crossover?

Yeah. Yeah. Like you've got to be the alternative kid, you know? I've got to be honest, I was both. I was both. I feel like WCW, Sega, yeah. Yeah. Like you've got to be the alternative kid, you know. I've got to be honest. I was both. I was both. I was both WCW and WCW. I remember WWF that was out back then.

It was like Bam Bam Bigelow, Lex Luthor, Doink. Lex Luthor. Doink the clown. Yokozuna. Dink and Doink. He's dead. He is. Yokozuna put his ass in people's faces?

Yeah. Oh, that was – well, you're thinking of – That was Rikishi. You're thinking of Rikishi. You're thinking Rikishi. Which I always wondered. Yokozuna sat on people, but Rikishi put his ass all on their nose. He put you in the corner. And then he would just come bring his ass.

I always wondered if they. Hey, you're looking good. Did he have a separate rule? Did they make him shower extra? Good to see you. I don't know. Che, do you think Rikishi, do you think he

used your wiping technique? Mine too. Che, were you Yokozuna guy? Are you talking about right standing? Representation matters? No, I was clapping when Lex Luger body slammed him on the... I said Lex Luthor.

Do you want pillows? Yeah, I'll take a pillow. Here, we got pillows. We got pillows. Thank you. You're welcome. Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Dude, I grew up with Ray Mysterio. I remember showing my uncle my dolls of him, and he was like, why do you like this Mexican guy so much? He was like... Yeah. Agreed. He was genuinely pissed off. But Mysterio was the man.

The wrestling buddies were the best. Those pillows. Yeah. Those things rocked. My dad was massive Hulk Hogan macho man. Ultimate warrior. Ah, the good old days, boys. Yeah, when they could just do all the steroids.

Yeah. Died when they were like 45. John Cena was like that guy for me as well. That's crazy to me. That's way too young. I remember watching him. You're not allowed to be that young. Yeah.

Right. Yeah, fix that. Fix that. Please don't do that. Please don't do that anymore. Real quick. That's bullshit. By the way, fellow Friday tomorrow.

I think Nick and KB are back. They are? What are they getting into? What are they doing in New York? Filming game nights and then anus and boy dad stuff. Okay. But they'll be back tonight, like late tonight. Game nights?

Where they play games at night? Well, yeah, I get that, but what would they do? They have a board game video series with like Francis and Ron. Damn. Very good. It's very, very funny. Do you know what games they played? I don't. I don't. They play like real board games. Yeah. Not. Very good. It's very, very funny. Do you know what games they played? I don't.

I don't. They play like real board games. Not like, yeah. Trouble or Sorry. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on now. Are we talking? Are we talking? Slow your roll. Settlers of Catan? Yeah. Catan? I don't know. Risk? Risk. Risk.

That's probably the best board game. Yeah, we were talking about it yesterday I want to play Risk so bad I remember Framer Risk one time But play it on Xbox We also got to get you both in a case race The next one we do when we open up the new office Because you guys are both

Well Will pussied out of the tank race Which was the worst idea we've ever done He had a back issue I never want to do that again I was just puking do that again. I never want to. I was just puking in that trash can. I remember how I wasn't even like drunk. It was just my stomach was so full.

You drink it so fast. You really don't know how drunk you're going to be. It was just chaos. And then two hours later, I'm like in some billiard spot with Tommy Smokes playing beer pong. And literally, I don't remember. I remember falling down the stairs, catching myself, and then waking up in my hotel room. in some billiard spot with Tommy Smokes playing beer pong. And literally, I don't remember. I remember falling down the stairs, catching myself, and then waking up in my hotel room.

And you were still technically on the Titans end. I think people were like, who the fuck? Taylor, you're not rehabbing? We're just getting wasted off of a weird concoction. That was a wild time. Yeah, it was. We should, yeah, all that sugar. Yeah.

It's got to be beer. It's got to be beer next time. It's got to be beer. Yeah. We definitely are going to do one in the next month or so once we open up the new office. You guys got to come to Beer Olympics next year. I think I said this when I saw it. I saw the beginning of the day, and I was like,

this looks like the most fun ever. And then I saw as the day progressed, and I was like, this looks like the most fun ever. And then I saw as the day progressed, and I was like, I don't think I want to go. Like, I saw Shane getting just fucking beat up in the pool. Well, Shane asked for it. You know how he gets, man. He was, hey, you know. Yeah. Right?

He gets nasty quick. But seeing a bunch of insanelyed nfl players just beat the fuck out of like the the the normie i was just like he played he played d1 football yeah yeah no he's a beast oh you're going next year big cat you're gonna be there whether you like it or not me and pft yeah if that's who you want as your partner yeah absolutely these are just correct me gotta get what you can is it would pft be your partner. Yeah, absolutely. Did you just correct me? Got to get what you can. Would PFT be your partner? Like, you think he's like...

Yeah. I don't know who else would. How do you feel... Like, when's the last time you played beer drinking games? It's been a while, but I'm pretty confident in my own abilities. Madison, Wisconsin. Yeah, I mean, I'm very good at beer pong. I do think that you guys playing flip cup is a joke.

It's a staple, though. I don't disagree. No offense, Kate. It's a chick game. It's a chick game. There's no skill. What would you suggest the games be? Beer die. You guys don't play beer die. You have to play beer die. We brought that up, but sometimes beer die can last

a long time, so that's the only reason. It can, but it is the most fun game. And if you have a lawn like you do, it is even better because it's a full, like, you have to use everything. Like, guys are diving. It's awesome. Beer dye is the most fun. Oh, he played it. Right?

Oh, wait, no. I played beer dye in the past, but I haven't played it in a long time. I saw it going on at Kittle Fest. You have to throw it a certain height. Dude, it's awesome. And then you have to defend as well. It just takes a while. Oh, yeah.

We went to Toledo, and I sunk one. Dave and I played. It's a sniper. It's the best game. It's the best game. And when you sink one like that? Yeah, it's the best feeling. It is a slow game, but you drink all day.

Yeah, and there's so much. The first thing is a one-liter beer chug, you and all day. Yeah. And there's so much. The first thing is a one-liter beer chug, you and your partner. You should just make a beer dye tournament. We could do that, too. Yeah. That'd be fun. I don't know, though. Hey, beer ball is fun.

That's the one where you guys are actually fighting each other? No, that's the- That was late in the day. I saw that clip. Yeah, that was it. I don't know if you can find that clip, TJ, but there was- Oh, God. I think it was me. Maybe Kittle? Or was it you I don't know if you can find that clip, TJ, but there was... Oh, God. I think it was me.

Maybe Kittle? Or was it you? It was the hockey guy. Yeah, that's right. Didn't someone get kicked out? Did James Neal get kicked out of your house? No, he didn't get kicked out, but he hasn't been to my house since. Okay.

He's literally my next door neighbor. That's what kicked out is. Yeah. Yeah. He hasn't been asked back. He has to leave. Yeah. You should go in full pads and a helmet.

Yeah. You don't get hurt. No, as the day went on i was just like no i don't know this isn't fun because i can just see it like i would get drunk and i'd be like yeah let me try to wrestle kittle and then he would like really hurt me and i'd be like that was stupid it's also like when you're drunk right i listened to shane's the next day, and he's like, I have bruises everywhere. He's like, you missed nothing. Like, that was the worst decision of my life. Wasn't he, like, getting choked out in the pool?

Yeah. Yeah, because it's also a situation where, like, I know myself, and it's not like I could go in and be like, all right, just, like, don't try to wrestle anyone. Because I know that as soon as I got drunk, I would try to wrestle people. Yeah, it's the most fun thing when you're drunk. Bunch of dudes hanging out. You've got to go tarps off and wrestle. Like, I can drunk I would try to wrestle people Yeah it's the most fun thing when you're drunk Bunch of dudes hanging out You gotta go tarps off and wrestle But what if you get him once

Yeah you got nothing to lose Then you've got that for life Might have to call him out Yeah All this wrestling talk He's playing in his little football league right now So he's a little busy I should call him out right now.

Yeah, let him know you're coming. Like, no. Knowing he can't respond. Yeah, right. He can respond. Yeah, wait until the game kicks off. I officially call out for the next three hours. You're like, damn, dude, took you a while to respond.

Are you busy? Oh, man. Yeah, all right. I'm in next year. So a beer diet instead of flip cup i i feel with the chug how would you fare in the chug i can chug very fast are you how fast very fast nice so you're good yeah and that uh you said beer bong you're good beer ball i'm assuming you'd be fine that one i think i'd probably get my ass kicked really that's the other thing is i'm gonna

like i'm i'm no offense to some of the guys there but like i'm mentally quicker than them so that probably would be a situation where like pft and i talk some shit and then we get beat up i could see this is a this is definitely what would happen it's gonna be the best like talking shit to the point where then you got a drunk guy who's like stop talking shit i don't know know. It got pretty bad. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. I watched it.

And Shane's the worst about that. Yeah, I guess that's true. Shane is like the best shit talker in the world. He's like, before it even started, we did the chug. He's like, he was like standing behind me being like, everybody's going to watch you and they're going to laugh.

Titus, is that a thing in life? You guys are the worst hosts of all time the entire day is that a thing in like basketball culture or what like drinking a lot no like just like fucking beating the shit out of your boys no no we weren't really beating the shit out of each other um no and basketball players don't really drink beer. I do, but. They just smoke weed. Yeah, a lot of weed smoke. Fuck hoes. Or some Henny. Yeah, a lot of Henny. Yeah, a lot of liquor, but not.

What are you trying to say, Titus? Yeah. I'm saying, I said what I said. Basketball players. I think it's clear what I said, yeah. Wrestlers, I feel like, are the most physical group. Like, in college, you go to one of their house parties And it's no girls

They crave touch They crave touch Five drinks in they're out on the lawn They just fight each other KB tried to take down Will And Will bodied him Do they actually fight each other Or do they just do their sport

It's not like they start punching right They start trying to take each other down They start fight each other or do they just like They do their sport It's not like they start punching right They start trying to take each other down They start like feeling each other up Yeah That's really weird if you think about it Cause it's like Yeah football players you get fucked up It's not like alright we're gonna have to settle this by playing some football

Um Basketball players like you don't But like that's kind of what wrestlers do It's like alright well fuck it let's practice our sport now yeah at the end of your beer olympics just open a gate and let a bunch of wrestlers like back up shirtless wrestlers come out that are drunk this might be the solution i might just bring kb and like as i talk shit i'm like him like he's my he's my he's like eyeing up a single leg yeah like this is my guy if you want to fight me just fight him yeah how much i feel like kb and michael chandler would

do well together yes that'd be a good that'd be a good squad yes what are you gonna say well like how much does uh like kittle's way bigger than kb obviously but not that much bigger if kb has the technique how far does technique take you in wrestling to where like the size now you can't overcome you know maybe

based on my own experiences like I don't I've never wrestled in my life and Will has a light wrestling background and every time I've wrestled Will

I've lost huh and there were times where I outweighed Will by 60 pounds yeah scrap and with KB KB's like like he would was, he almost, he was a sandbagger.

But, I mean, how much bigger am I than KB? And it took every bit of me to take him down. Really? Yeah. Wow. It took a lot of me. When we were in the moment, I realized, like, oh, he's a wrestler. Oh, no, he's an awesome wrestler.

I just didn't know if there was like a certain, yeah, a guy that's big enough and it's just like technique can only do so much. Depends how drunk people are too, I bet.

Yeah. When it was like, so my brother wrestled at Nebraska as well. When all of our crews would get together, the football players, once they get drunk,

they want to figure out if they can beat the wrestler. So like the 120 pounder will go out and be bodying a linebacker. Just because as far as like background, they don't know and they get tossed. Average and everything. There you go.

Yeah, bring KB. He'd just fuck everyone up. Is your brother good at Nebraska? Nebraska wrestling is good, right? Nebraska's pretty much good at everything. He was on Scully. Not football. Coming out of high school, he was a senior national champ just to give flowers to the boy

he was a stud that's huge stud yeah nebraska will be better at some point brandon where does nebraska rank for you in the big 10 west here we go that's the bottom i mean it's a tie they'll beat northwestern at this point i had no clue he was uh you didn't know he's got all day and I bought him a jersey for 140 bucks. At this point, I had no clue he was a... You didn't know he was a wrestler? No. I thought he was just like... He walked me out there

and he's like, ah. And then when he was doing that, giving me his leg, I was like, I think he might be good. I remember your ass looked awesome in this, Will.

Oh, jeez. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they're locked up. Yeah. Oh, really? No, shoot, Will, shoot. So is it real yet? This is awesome. This is right when it baited me.

That's why I didn't know if I should. Oh, no. I think it just got real. Watch the sharp edge. Yeah, right next to that sharp wooden box on the floor. Your hand's on him, Will. Someone's hands on him, Will. Hey, watch that box.

Careful. Watch the box. Watch the box. Watch the box. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, I was right. It's real. We're box. That was real. Now it's when you couldn't get him up.

He's trying to level change you. He's broken. I forgot how long this took. Yeah. KB held his own for a while. KB was D1, wasn't he? Yeah. And this is also like, man. KB was D1, wasn't he? Yeah. Yeah.

And this is also like, that was it. That was the boy. That was tough. And he's just like, he was in heaven right there, KB. I remember after that. After that, he was hurting. Yeah. Yeah, he was a sad boy.

He loved. That was before KB was like jacked. Yeah. Yeah, he was a sad boy. He loved. That was before KB was, like, jacked. Yeah. Oh, man. Great point, Jack. He's fucking jacked now. In a couple weeks, we'll have a lot of. Look at him.

Monster. Look at that. That's you, Will? Yeah, flexing. Oh, man. You look like such a shithead. I'm like. I think I'm like eight or nine years old right you were like the prototypical punk kid that's i was just looking at that with my mom goggles on and i was like oh

i know like the one kid like all the kids are smiling for a photo i'm just like yeah get the military cut your dad's fired up at that post, too. Oh, so proud. That's my boy. Dude, your dad's a legend, Will. He is a legend. He still rocks the Air Force Ones all the time? The Air Force Ones?

Or not the Air Force, the Monarchs. The Monarchs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he just comes, when he comes and visits, he just brings like a whole case of beer for himself? Yeah, he buys a 30 rack. It's usually in the winter, so he sets it outside to cool it off. And then he runs through that the first night. And then the second day, hey, where's the gas station?

Right down the road, Dad. I got to go get some more beer. Choose, what is it? Is it Duke's? Tobacco? Oh. Look up Duke's Tobacco. beer you choose uh what is it is it is it duke's tobacco oh look up duke's tobacco that's what it's like uh real stuff like the oh yeah and there's like boxes in his back seat and it's all like a dollar 99 a box oh my god and he'll pry out oh that looks so gross oh my god just by the packaging that looks disgusting they don't even put a warning on that.

Because they're like, you know that it's bad. Is that like free tobacco and he rolls it on his own or are those cigs? He just throws it straight in, right? I think it's like chew. Go to the one to the right. I think it's that dog one. That's the shit from the Sandlot. Oh, the big duke.

$9.99, special price. Oh God. Premium quality, low price chew just massive boxes in the back is he and all the camera he'll just sit and will you ever be drunk toward the end like once he gets talking about you know i'm you know when he starts saying like i'm tired of him pushing it down my throat and all these commercials. That's when you know. That's when you know. He's like, all right, it might be time to go to bed.

But he truly visits and he doesn't need to talk to a whole lot. He just like enjoys sitting at the island, drinking beer and chewing and like just seeing everybody else have fun. Yeah. That's great. What a legend. We used to throw my pop up in the corner of the living room next to the fireplace and he wouldn't speak for like eight hours

yeah but he'd be like today was a great day then he'll love like love talking about like me and football he'll get the boys like round up

like Will you're a locker room guy yeah yeah the day I the day I tore my ACL I literally after the game showered

on crutches went to Will's house because I think my wife was out of town and Bill proceeded to talk to me for the next two hours about how good

of a locker room guy Will is and my ACL is torn I like my life is ruined in my head and he's like

but Will locker room guy chemistry guy he's got he takes teams to the next level absolutely how quickly do you have

to start rehabbing a torn ACL? Is it like immediate? You can live your whole life. You can tear your ACL right now and do whatever you want. But when you tore it, was it like surgery within a week? Yeah, you try to get it done fast. It's all based on swelling. So if you have a lot of swelling,

then you can't really get surgery done until it goes down. What's this shit with Aaron Rodgers? Is this a smoke screen? Yeah, the idea like how is he gonna come back how what's going on he's an anomaly like usually guys are in boots for like yeah or something like that i don't know he's working with that uh the doctor did your second one oh elatrosh i think so i think that's who yeah he did i know he did his surgery yeah and there's like some newer technique i think coming with the achilles that he was doing he's got like a lift in his surgery and there's like some newer technique I think coming with the Achilles that he was doing

he's got like a lift in his shoe and stuff like that, that is cool I think what Aaron's doing is awesome but Aaron's always been like holistic medicine, he's away from Western medicine type thing if he plays again this year I'm buying everything if he plays again this year we need to completely re-evaluate yes, he's got the entire

medical world on notice. Dolphins fucking is going to be. He might get killed. They might get his ass. He knows too much. Yeah, I mean, I'm under the impression that Achilles' injury is basically injured career. Yeah, death to your leg.

It's like the number one. And then now it's like he's walking around, throwing the football around. I know he's not going to play anytime soon, but they're talking about maybe he will. Yeah. They get to the playoffs possibly. It's insane. It's all up.

Will, you never throw your ACLs, right? PCL. Oh. That's hard to do. Yeah. They call it like the dashboard injury. Yeah. What?

Look at TJ. TJ's been on this for a while. He's like, yeah, the PCL is football players and car wrecks. That's the only time. What is it? Dashboard injury? It's like you. You get a car wreck and your knee slams to your dashboard.

Yeah. That's the second most common way to do it in bad football. John Carlos fans did sliding in the third base. Damn. Oh. And there's no surgery, so. There's no PCL surgery? Warrior.

What? Who was that linebacker that was at Notre Dame and they played for the Cowboys? Oh, Jalen Smith. Yeah. Didn't he do a PCL? He did everything. Like everything and nerve damage. That's actually why he was there.

That was the bowl game. Yeah. That guy doesn't have legs anymore. Yeah, don't play in a bowl game. Yeah. That was when it kind of started, right? And also that Ole Miss quarterback. Don't. I don't play in a bowl game. That was when it kind of started, right? And also that Ole Miss quarterback. Don't.

I don't. Don't remember. Oh, no, Matt Corral? Matt Corral. No, he just tore his ankle, I think. But it was in a bowl game. Yes, yeah, don't play in a bowl game. And now, did he get cut from the Panthers?

I don't want to know. I think so. But it's like he had that injury, comes back, I think he gets re-injured again, then he gets cut. I know, bowl games. Jake Butt. I was just going to bring him up. Jake Butt had his whole career.

I know. I was thinking like – The ultimate good guy too. I know. Ultimate good guy. It's just like – I mean, you don't know what his career would have looked like, but getting injured in a bowl game, if you're a senior –

Especially if you're not playing for a championship. If you're playing in like the Tostitos Bowl. Playing the Alamo Bowl. But the pressure's got to be insane to play because it's like all your boys. All your boys. Don't you think the boys understand though, right? I think now they do,

but I think back then it was like you never like transferring. Four years ago it was like, you're transferring? What are you transferring for? It was ridiculous. And now it's like... Expected.

Expected. Oh, you're not going to play? Move move since we're on college football think michigan have you seen the news are they the team what yeah no yeah they're cheating yeah who's michigan i mean you guys are sending breaking the rules investigating michigan over possible rule breaking around in-person scouting of opponents. You're spying on opponents. Patriots. That is funny. I'm not worried about that at all.

I'm not worried about that one bit. I'll tell you what. 45-7 makes a lot more sense now. I'll tell you what that tells me too. That tells me Jim Harbaugh win this year. Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out. Is there a job that would make sense? Maybe a place he played? I got to get on that. Get the fuck out. That's okay. Get the fuck out before the out. If Harbaugh wins this year.

Is there a job that would open up that would make sense for Harbaugh, though? Maybe a place he played? Huh. Huh. I think if Harbaugh wins and he leaves, Michigan needs to just give him a round of applause and let him go do his thing because he is our saving grace. And then you hire the OC. What's his name?

Mike Hart? No. He's a running backs coach. I loved Mike Hart. God. I don't know why I can't remember his name? Mike Hart? No. He's a running backs coach. I loved Mike Hart. God. I don't know why I can't remember his name. But he's like the number one assistant coach in the country. It's not Gattis.

He stunk. Gattis is at Maryland now. I can't remember the Michigan guy. Man. Somebody who was king of football mountain for two decades has six rings. There's no clearer sign Michigan's back than this. When they can't beat you on the field, they resort to petty headlines. Who is king of football mountain for two decades, has six rings. There's no clearer sign Michigan's back than this. When they can't beat you on the field, they resort to petty headlines.

That's why I squealed with delight when I saw this story. It's great to be king. Oh, full money, Pred. I mean, Dave is the master of spin zone. That's fine, but we were with Dave when he saw the story. He didn't squeal with delight. There was no squealing. Yeah, he had to process it.

He had to process it for a second. And then he squealed with delight. But Michigan is a very good team. Very good. I ranked them number one. However, it's the pussiest schedule any team has ever played. Hang on, Brandon. Why you got to say it with that kind of violence? Don't mean it.

I don't mean it. If you look at the top of the Big Ten, it's the best top three teams in the country. Who's Michigan got this week? UNLV again? No, we got Michigan State. We got a rival game. We got a rival game. Yeah, Michigan got this week? UNLV again? No, we got Michigan State. We got a rival game. We got a rival game.

Yeah, they're running back the UNLV game. UNLV might be better than Michigan State. You're not wrong. Hey, there are records at the window on rivalry games. That being said, Michigan will cover. I think it's like 25? 24 and a half. I mean, yes.

So it's like 25. It's like a rivalry. It's like Michigan State, I don't think. They don't have any shit. I mean, they're So it's like 25. The rivalry. It's like Michigan State, I don't think. They don't have any shit. I mean, they're dead in the water. It's like a rivalry game, but they're limping into this. They don't have a coach. Yeah, but you throw out the record books when those two teams play.

I don't think you do. I think you keep the record books. What if a record happens? You've got to have the record books nearby. You can throw it out. That's true. What if you won 68-0? Wait, were you on the team when the punt?

No. Oh. That was my rookie year. Oh. I was sick. Oh. I won one and the punt? No. Oh. That was my rookie year. Oh. I was sick. Oh. I went one and three against Michigan State. Oh.

My senior year, we watched from negative four. We were there. We were at Ann Arbor, and it was during the NLCS Cubs-Mets, so we did our show, and then we left, and Dave, we were watching in the bus, and he was just like, what the fuck? Dude, that was awful. What an awful feeling. I mean. But Georgia, Georgia's beatable this year.

Everybody's beatable. You're right. Yeah, but the last few years has been like, it's Georgia. I think it's been the most fun college football year. It's wide open. Everybody, anybody can win. Your team stinks. And Brock Bowers.

Is hurt. This would be the perfect year, Dan said it this morning, would be the perfect year for the 12-team playoff. What? Because I think there's like 12 teams. My team stinks, too. Yeah, but – But your team stinks, too.

Your team stinks. No. My team stinks. It's fine. Not like that. You can say your team stinks. Your team stinks. Last year, our team stunk.

Your team stinks this year. No, no. It's okay to say when you stink. Michigan had to stop scoring. I don't mind to say average, but stinks. Yeah, no, no, no. We stink. Colorado beat you 36-14.

Colorado's not – Colorado's a great football. Do they have a path? I've said it before. Colorado has a path. The final score does not tell the whole story in that game. I feel like it does. I feel like that's –

I think the first quarter tells the whole story. When you start the story, you need to start with the final score. I don't know football that well, but at this point, does Nebraska just say, we'll get them next year? Yeah, pretty much. That was last year. This will be like okay you're right every three years they hired it was like you'd talk to someone and they just kind of sigh and be like yeah next year next year it was awesome it's like a week three tradition yeah that was the most disappointing thing about nebraska's they sell out every game but five minutes in that first quarter they're

quiet oh yeah it was tough it's there's yeah loud at all well it's it's it's there's nothing like you can tell it I was sitting in the stadium and I was like oh no this even before the game started I was like they have fear because when you go to a game and the fan base collective fan base is what the Cubs were forever like like the first bad thing that happens, everyone's like, here we go again. And it's like so hard to get over. It's impossible. It's a collective consciousness of just dread.

That being said, Matt Rule. Matt Rule. If you look at his past. That's a good point. Matt Rule. Call for two, TJ. Matt Rule. Matt Rule.

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Visit highnoonspirits.com before your next tailgate to find a pack near you. Peach. Yummy, yummy, yummy. We have a couple things we have to discuss. The first is Jersey Jerry and Tommy Walker. All right. Which we can get Jerry in here. Can you... Did you guys see this?

Did everyone see this? No. Okay. Brandon, you want to pull it up, TJ, and walk them through? I didn't see this. This morning at 8.30, I was sitting here. I get here early, and I got a text from Jersey Jerry. And I thought, that's unusual, because while we have relationships,

we're not texting a lot. And he texted me, and he said, does Tommy have his own cell phone number? Need to talk to him on one-on-one without you involved, hashtag business-wise. And he doesn't. So I said he doesn't. And now Jerry wants a meeting with just he and Tommy. And I think that's probably a terrible idea, but my curiosity is I'm so intrigued by it, I almost have to have it happen, right?

So, oh, no, Nicky Smokes. It must be nice to get a text back. Yeah, don't text Nicky Smokes back. Sue me. I'm sorry. Yeah, no, I think the meeting has to happen. I think I was saying that you guys have to meet in the middle of Jerry's house and your house and maybe do, like, a drop-off,

like you sit in the parking lot while Jerry and Tommyerry and tommy have a business while jerry human traffic tommy what i mean jerry what can you tell me about this meeting don't reveal it all jerry yeah don't reveal it all it's just how do i say it without giving it away is it related to the uh arby's thing if okay if you don't know what i'm talking about okay all right all right no it's nothing to do with arby's. It has to do something with you, personally. I need to find something out. You want to ask my son something about me? It's not really asking.

What if he wants to throw a surprise birthday party for you? But that's not business-wise. No, this is strictly just because I want to see something. Oh, God. Nothing that would ever like... I thought you had a business proposition. Give me your young child. I just want to see something. Oh, God. I thought it's... Nothing that would ever like... I thought you had a business proposition. Give me your young child.

I just want to see something real quick. It is a business proposition. It is business. But you just want to find something out about me. Yes, but nothing that I'll ever like say publicly or anything like that. Are you trying to get into my money? No, no, not at all. It has nothing to do with money.

Move the mic a little closer. What if it's a good thing? What if it's like he's trying to get into my money? No, not at all. It has nothing to do with money. Move the mic a little closer. What if it's a good thing? He's trying to organize us. You tell me, Titus. You tell me how it can be a good thing. You connect the dots between Jerry, Tommy, and it being good. I'm trying to be optimistic. I'm not a bad guy.

I don't think you're a bad guy. I think you're a good guy. What's the number one concern? What's the number one concern? What's the number one concern that comes to mind? You're hesitant. I would say crack. I think he's... Crack is...

No. Crack is the number one concern. Tommy is a walker. No, we're saying concerns. I know, but that's eight years ago. That's done. Okay. I trust him to sell my kid at a high price.

That's... I think Jerry could turn Tommy into a... To get him to be a traitor against me. I think Jerry could turn Tommy into to get him to be a traitor against me. I think Jerry could take my family. That's my biggest concern. I just need to find out something. That's all.

It has nothing to do with like... Why don't you call Tommy right now and let Jerry go take the call in the other room? Because Mama's going to be on the other end of the line and she's not going to go for this as well as I am. Mama can be in on it with Tommy. I just can't have you in on it. It's just me that can't be in on it. Exactly.

All right, so let's – yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's probably like – Exactly. You're turning 40 soon, right? I want to see Jerry. You have to talk with Tommy, and then you come back and let us know what you got. I just need Tommy to do a little research.

Take a couple pictures. What? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Your wife can be in on it. Okay, what are you trying to do? Jerry, are you or are you not trying to fuck his son? No.

Okay. All right. Are you trying to fuck my wife? No. Not at all. Trying to fuck me? Mom's got to hold the camera. Alright, so make the call.

I don't want to make the call. I need a meeting. A meeting with Tommy? Yes, that's it. That's all you need? Yes. Your wife can be there. I can get you a meeting with Tommy. That's fine. On the phone? I'd rather it in person. I'll get you an in-person meeting. I'll tell you what. I need to see him when I'm telling this.

Next week, like Friday, I'll bring him into the office. Perfect. New office. The new office. Who did a Chuck E. Cheese? Jerry, you want to text me? I can vet it and make sure. I need it vetted.

Can it be vetted? We have like one witness in the room. Text me the idea. I will not say it. You know Dan's not going to tell it, but he can be in the middle. I will not say it because I want to see the business-wise happen, but I will give you a yes or no very quickly of, hey, Jerry, this is a really bad idea or not.

I think that's fair. I have a pretty good barometer of like, I like to fuck with Brandon, but I also know there's limits. Does anybody have an idea of what it could be? I don't really. Oh, okay. This is good. Yes. It's fine? Yes. 100% fine. That's fine.

100% fine. See? 100%. You want the meeting in person. Yeah. I'm telling you next Friday you can have your meeting. Perfect. I love it. Okay. Yeah. No, this is good business wise. Yeah. I noticed you text me like first thing in the morning. This is big business. This is big business.wise. Yeah. I noticed you texted me first thing in the morning. This is big business.

I love this. I can't wait to see this. Tommy, on Mostly Sports, we played a video of Tommy talking about, like Brandon was asking him his favorite things, and one of them was, what's your favorite food? He said roast beef. We posted the video on the socials

and then Arby's, the verified Arby's roast beef we posted the video on the socials and then arby's the verified arby's roast beef account was chirping at tommy that's what i thought this might be art i thought like yeah trying to get dollar signs with like tommy becoming an arby's spokesman or something like that which yeah yeah at a boy yeah what does he get ten dollars off every deal he gets ten percent of every percent of every every dime that Mostly Sports makes. So zero right now. That sounds like fuck Joshy's agent. Yeah.

I read that article last night, TJ. Wild. Bad guy. Bad guy. All right, that was the first thing I had. Second is we have to talk about fights. Oh, I watched that 50 times in a row. I was late to it.

Skyline Chili? Yeah. Yeah, BC, you put it perfectly. I was watching and I was like, I mean, he's really not. Yeah, it was enthralling. I was admittedly like five hours late to it, but once I saw it, I just couldn't stop watching it. So fights went to Skyline with KFC yesterday.

They're a live show. Don't break. He's trying Skyline. Then he has all the meat on his teeth at the end. Yeah, and the man I've never seen anyone eat like this. That's a big spoonful. He's not chewing.

He's not chewing. He's gone. And he's talking too. Like, what is happening? And beans and onions. Beans. Like, that's real food. Cheese. Spaghetti.

It's hard to watch. He didn't chew. He didn't take one bite. He didn't take one bite. He's like a lizard or something Like a chipmunk he's like storing it away Yeah I get it when that spaghetti's going down I mean it's just going down

You don't chew? I mean sometimes I inhale I had spaghetti for dinner last night Trash Trash Well hey that's not spaghetti I had spaghetti and meat sauce And it was the whole time I was like This sucks I wish this was any other type of pasta

All your toddler kids If it sucked you wouldn't have had it Yeah guess what I'm a fat guy who likes to eat So when there's spaghetti and meat sauce in front of me I'm gonna eat it You're gonna eat it I'm not gonna like it

No I did not No The whole time I was like If this was pitted I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

What? Ranch on the spaghetti and meat sauce. All right. God. Will, your Missouri's showing. You mean like a cast? Put your Missouri away, Will. No, that's that.

Some of the fellows taught me about that in Nebraska. Ranch on your spaghetti? Yeah. So you just like ranch on anything? Oh, my God. I'm a ranch guy. I like ranch. Wait, do you use the ranch as like the

the dressing like instead of you put like you have the spaghetti and meat sauce okay and you'll put a little bit of ranch on the top not like a drizzle but like a little bit more than i mean ranch goes good with everything what are you and this is spaghetti just like taking apart pizza it's the same thing i mean yeah like stuff you guys guys did pizza uh in ranch? I don't. I'm a blue cheese guy. That's disgusting. I mean, I love ranch. I'll put anything in ranch. You probably like it.

I thought you were talking like naked spaghetti with just ranch. No, no, no. I'm talking the meat sauce, the red sauce, and the ranch on top. There's a full plate of spaghetti with meat sauce, just like Big Cat's saying, and then put ranch on top. But would you do what he just said? What? on top. There's a full plate of spaghetti. Full plate of spaghetti with meat sauce just like Big Cat's saying and then put ranch on top if you don't like it. Would you do what he just said?

Ranch on spaghetti? Not really because I'm not like a big spaghetti fan like that. I'm more of like a, you know, the pasta's like ravioli. Yeah, because you're a normal person. Spaghetti is low tier pasta. It's not low tier pasta. Spaghetti is like the benchmark of pasta.

Everybody's entryway in America. You can't be a staple pasta and also be an elite pasta. By the definition, being a staple pasta means you're just like a basic bitch pasta. Half the ones you tiered above spaghetti were actually just spaghetti. In different shapes. In different shapes. So therefore not spaghetti. If they were spaghetti, they would be spaghetti.

But they weren't spaghetti. So they're not spaghetti. You see? Youickness. Therefore not spaghetti. Thickness matters. If they were spaghetti, they would be spaghetti, but they weren't spaghetti. So they're not spaghetti. You see? You follow? Will, you agree. Yeah, I would love to see the list. Well, I would love to see the list. We kind of lost.

The list is dead. The list is bullshit. We kind of went crazy on the list. We also put lasagna on D tier. Yeah, we just basically did a whole list. When you say different shapes of spaghetti, are you guys talking about like udon? I mean, all pasta is different things. That's thicker spaghetti, right? Yeah, that whole list of spaghetti. When you say different shapes of spaghetti, are you guys talking about like udon? I mean, all pasta is different things. That's thicker spaghetti, right?

Yeah, that's better than spaghetti. But it's still spaghetti. It's not spaghetti. No, no, no. Brandon, the word you're thinking of is noodle. It's not spaghetti. You're thinking of noodle. Spaghetti is a type of noodle.

Not every fucking noodle is a spaghetti. You're a fucking noodle. How about that? You're thinking about of noodle. Not every fucking noodle is a spaghetti. You're a fucking noodle. How about that? You're thinking about a noodle. You are. You're thinking about a noodle. A wet noodle. Old Zoloft.

I can't even look at this list. Oh, yeah. Is that Gnocchi up there? I don't know. We put Gnocchi up at the top. Like, Bugattini is... We're doing this again. We put Gnocchi at the top just because KB, Bugattini is... We're doing this again. Why do we do this again?

We put Kenguchi at the top just because KB liked it. We don't need to do this again. I don't think... It's triggering ourselves with our own content. This is how the audience feels. Angel hair. They're like... We should have to watch back that episode once a year

to just get mad at ourselves. And then the insurance episode. Penny Boss, I don't think, is superior. Not Penny Boss. Penne, whatever. Penne. Penne? Is that the little school? Is that like the two?

Talking about the offensive line? Football player? Do you miss being a big boy, Taylor? You're obviously still big. No, no, I don't miss being over 300 pounds at all. Zero percent. Do you miss eating a little? No, because I never really ate For pleasure

I was always eating Because I have to You're about 270? I'm 258 right now How much would you have to eat? I would have like Three meals a day Plus three shakes

That were like 1200 calories each Jeez Just be full all the time All the time All of the time It was rough Damn

It was a rough deal But yeah I feel way better now Joints feel better Everything feels way better Are you going to keep Are you at your goal weight? I don't know if there's really a goal But yeah But yeah, I feel way better now. Joints feel better. Everything feels way better. Are you at your goal weight? I don't know if there's really a goal, but yeah, I like where I'm at now. I think you look good where you're at. If you get too skinny, it's weird.

You don't want that. Right. I need to still be able to defend myself in certain situations. How many push-ups can you do in a row? I don't know. Will was in Knoxville last week, and some dude did 50, and I do not think I could do 50. Maybe 30. Brandon's asking you that because he and I do not think I could do 50. Maybe 30.

Brandon's asking you that because he can do 27 now. I did 31 yesterday. In a row? No, no, no, no, no. 31 over the course of 24. Taylor, you want to hit a max effort set? I'll do 32. Well, that's –

Yeah, yeah. I honestly don't know if I can do 32. I mean, you don't have to do 32. Give it a shot. Give it a shot. Give it a shot. You don't have to do push-ups. I'm kind of nervous. People are saying you can't do 32. Hit some push-ups, man. You don't have to I can do 32. I mean, you don't have to do 32. Give it a shot. Give it a shot. Give it a shot. You don't have to do push-ups. I'm kind of nervous.

Yeah, you don't have to do 32. Hit some push-ups, man. You don't have to do push-ups. Why not? He just wants to hit 32. And then when you hit the – You guys probably weigh about the same, too. You should just –

It's a one-to-one comparison. Stare Brandon the entire time you do them. Well, I don't really want to do that. I don't know the make-able ability. I mean, the guy's an NFL football player. I know that he's a – Well, look at those compared to Brandon's yesterday. Oh, shit.

Those are really good. That's a first-round pick. Brandon, get on his back. Are we supposed to be surprised? Like, okay. He's a way better athlete than you, Brandon. He's crushing me. I mean, this is...

I mean, I haven't even counted, though. Who knows what he could be at right now? Brandon, do you want to get next to him and just do a couple? No, I don't. There's not enough room over there. No, let's put Zaha on his back. That's 32. 32.

32. That's 32. Oh, wow. He didn't even. Wow. Oh, damn. And go. That's not really.

Wow. That's pretty good. That was sick. You're up. No, I did it yesterday. Go ahead, Brandon. I did it yesterday. That took me, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did it yesterday. Go ahead, Brandon. I did it yesterday. That cooked me, actually.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did it yesterday. You need a second. You want to hit 15? In the 30s when you start like breathing. Brandon, hit 15. Just a quick 15. I'm being heavy right now.

Come on, Brandon. Just a quick 15. Well, I did 30 yesterday. Let's do 15. I just did some yesterday. Yeah, do 20. I'll do 15. I like 15 better.

Let's go b-walk. I also can't fold these shoes. These are good shoes. Yeah, you know what? Take them off. You know what? Never mind. Sounds like you made a lot of excuses. These are good shoes. They know what? Never mind. Sounds like you made a lot of excuses.

These are good shoes. They're very expensive shoes. Go ahead. They're not expensive, but go ahead. These are like $112. Okay, go ahead. $112? Fold your shoes?

Shoes are good for wearing. I am tired. He tried to do an ad. Do 15 sit-ups, Brandon. That's so cheap. All right, here he goes. Are those 112? He's already shaking.

Oh, no, Taylor's laughing at him. They are better than yesterday's. Taylor's laughing at him. Hey, tuck your elbows in. Where's the heads, huh? Okay. Is that 15? Oh that's fantastic Absolutely

Great work Guy with your age Yeah Push up And no You can't get hard Like that's a dub Absolutely

I got a question And this is going to be a bad take But I don't understand Expensive shoes I don't get that I don't either but big cat does it so i gotta do it well i stopped because i feel like if you're gonna walk correct you're gonna ruin just i know it's a terrible time because everybody's into the jordans and all that will take i just no you're right i just don't get it i've done i've done it i've bought i had a phase

where i bought a bunch of shoes and i just didn't wear them and i was like what am i doing so you're afraid to crease. Like that whole conversation, that's not on you at all. I know we have our differences, but everybody does that. AC dudes proposing, taking a shoe off so they don't crease their shoe. No, shoes are meant for walking. I've come all the way around where I'm like, I have like two pairs that are really nice that I'll put on like if I'm like, oh, I'm going out or something.

But yeah, they're meant for walking. Awesome. Go ahead. I agree. I buy basic bitch shoes. But isn't that... Couldn't you argue that that's like the ultimate flex? If you are always wearing fresh shoes, you're just like, yeah, I wore these for a week.

I threw them away. I got new ones. Is that the mindset? I don't know. I don't know. I've had these shoes for two years I bought him a pair of like $350 shoes for Christmas like fancy

I went to like one of those sneaker head shops and got this specific pair and then spring came along and we were at the strawberry patch

and like you walked through a straw and he wore those shoes oh strawberry patch yeah got them ruined they got them ruined it's them ruined but that's not worth

it that is like titus you like what i bought all these shoes and then i would just wear the most comfortable ones right right i'd keep wearing them and i'd be like what am i doing right these are the best possible shoes you can own i you pair of vans 80 when when I was kid there are 60 they last forever. It's like They're awesome. I don't know Skater, I'm not a city. I think I would look bad in them. I think you'd pull them off. I'm sure these are 14 Big boy, I think I think you have to have like a certain build to pull off the Vans Yeah, I don't think I have it. You gotta have like the Kind of the like a skinnier look. Oh wow. I'm't think I have it. I think you got to have like the kind of like a skinnier look. Oh, wow.

No, I'm not saying that. No, we know what you're saying. I'm being honest. Like if I'm wearing low-top Vans, I don't think it looks as good. Oh, it's weird to see Big Cat in a non. Oh, no. Big Cat in Vans. No. No.

Oh, God. Oh, I hate it. Oh, God. Oh, I don't like who he is. Absolutely not. Where am I going? Absolutely not. No. No. No. That's in the chat. Oh, God. Oh, I don't like who he is. Absolutely not. Where am I going? Absolutely not. No.

No. No. That's in the chat. No. No. Yeah, those work for you, Taylor. Those work for you. Yeah.

He's a little voice. Yeah, I'm a size 12. Sorry. Yeah, those look good. I can't do Vance. I can't do Vance. Those are very good. I can't do Vance.

I can't do Vance. No, I just Vance. Those are very good movies. I can't do Vance. I can't do Vance. No, I just, I, you got to know what you know, you know? We'll see. These cost a little bit and I love them. What are those? My little spooktobers. Oh, yeah. So that was my other question.

How is spooktober going? Are you guys actually watching a movie every day? I'm not. Okay. All right. Yeah. Gosh, damn it. What is that TV series?

I don't know. Who's the director of Haunting on Hill House? Haunting on Hill House. Oh. Okay. We were just talking about that on the show. Like here? Yeah.

The Usher. Brandon, I'm still out of breath. I still have a wind to me. I'm not going to talk for a while. That's a good series. That director, if you're in Netflix and you like to binge some shows, like The Haunting of Hill House, Bly Manor. Yeah, Mike Flanagan.

Okay. Midnight Mass. Like those are, I like kind of watching the series. Like every day in the shop, Taylor have on this gory, scary movie. Not always. Goosebumps was on two days ago, but yeah. You know what I'm saying? I usually put the

gory stuff on on Wednesdays after slips and picks cuz then Delaney he loves the gore I know I like that kind of stuff I'm just like there's like a Goosebumps show now yeah it's like it but it was compared to when we were kids it's not like we were kids that was scary yeah there's a good werewolf one that's the Goosebumps show I'm thinking of are you afraid of the dark that's what i was i remember watching scary one too nickelodeon so you guys just like to frighten yourself all month i just think it's i enjoy it is a fun time i i enjoy getting scared and it's so over the top to watch it like a spooky movie 31 days in a row but halloween is so special because we're the weather's breaking and you're like officially Entering into the holiday season. Yeah, and it's like and the kids love it

Yeah, you think about like my kids are all about doing spooky things pumpkin patches. It's making the most Out of the fall. Yeah, and it doesn't have to be like haunted scary, but it's just it's just embracing the spook Yeah, I love halloween again because of my kids the best it's awesome And we do my daughter and i've been talking since April about what she's going to be. Every month it changed. Yeah, oh yeah. It's the best. It's changed like six times.

Yeah. NBC, Stella Blue. Shout out Stella Blue. You guys is a pumpkin flavored coffee. And the apple slice. It's like doing the things that, yeah, it races the whole month. My daughter loves this Halloween book and she loves doing the bat tour. She can flap her wings.

My son found the hole in Halloween and I don't know how to deal with it because he was like i was explaining it to him i was like we're gonna go every house and they're gonna give us candy and then our house will have candy we're gonna give it out he's like why don't we just keep our kid i was like you got me i don't know what to say smart one that's a future fat kid yeah like we could just we could just get the candy and just hang out oh i was gonna say chicago goes all out like there's a lot of decorations every night we get in the wagon and we go for a spooky walk with the flashlight and he like people really spend like hundreds of hundreds of dollars it is you should see taylor's house i'm with it i'm with it taylor stupid i like it and it's not like my kids are like are we gonna put

the decorations up i'm like september 15th we are getting ready for Spooktober. So by Spooktober 1, we're dialed. And I'm all about it. It's a haunted house over there. There's paid actors 24-7 that are over there. Okay. Dude, it's so much fun. Being scared, going to a haunted house. I'm in on this.

This is like embracing the season. Hire some amputees. Next year, we should come up and we should all go to a haunted house. I'm in on this this is like embracing the season we hire some amputees next year we should come up and we should all go to haunted house we should make the office a haunted house

that's the one I'm all about that yeah whoa dude the scariest barstool moment they do

like it's you walk into a room and it's just mincey sitting there with bone thugs playing oh high noon can flies at your head. Yeah, another room is Nicky Smokes

in a squish party, just dumping sack. You're like, get me out of here. You have a Dave sex tape in the other. Federal crime, federal crime. Yeah, there's a room with Frank and it's just playing like the 2006 NLCS loop. It's going fucking nuts.

Playing hot dogs on strings. There's a giant version of Fights His Mouth you have to go see. Yeah, we should. You slide through it. We should do a barstool-themed haunted house. You guys should at least have a Halloween party. Yeah. Why don't we do that? Company party? No. I want up like a halloween party back in the day those were like the most fun we'll do a

christmas party this year it's a think tank no bad ideas in a think tank no no it's not not a bad idea it's just like i guess i would if someone else planned it i would attend but if i have to right yeah i was planning on like you know doing a a Christmas party that I'd pay for and plan and all that stuff. We can do Halloween at my place. Okay, yeah. We should actually see if we can get everyone in. We still have to get a yak from your place. Yeah, I'm down.

You want to show Taylor and Will Mook's place? You guys like couch? Yeah, if you guys like sitting on a couch. I'm a big couch guy. Oh, you're going to love this. Sleeping on a couch, rolling over from your bed onto a couch. Yeah. I don't know if you guys are staying overnight, but you can crash if you want.

Right there. This is amazing. This is dude heaven, right? That's the whole thing. Dude heaven. That's the whole place. That's the bed. Oh, that's the whole place.

Yeah, that's the bed. Yeah, you can see. You can see right there the kitchen. What else would you possibly need? Nothing. Right. No, he's like- A pair of tits every now and then.

We make fun of Moop's apartment, but I would love to snap my finger and just be right there and just be hungover as fuck and be like, I got no responsibility. No natural light. No way to go. Yeah. Oh, it's Saturday. I'm just going to sleep off my hangover until I'm ready to drink again.

Let's talk about that, being hungover with children. Is that the worst? I don't do it. That's top five. I don't do it. I just don't drink. There are times like Beer Olympics

where I'll literally tell my wife, like, tomorrow, whatever we got to do with the kids, I need to have that day. The next day after Beer Olympics is the day I need all by myself. Dude, i got a couple guys i know who on bachelor parties they'll book a hotel room on the sunday in the city we're in just to like go sleep till they go home on monday it's a pro move yeah that's a pro like i don't want to go back i don't want to go back i need

to i need to refresh yeah do you have a man cave like do you have like a place you can escape to yeah yeah i got a little spot i got a little spot nice i got a little thing going on it is nice it is nice yeah having that and you kind of close the doors and kind of get away from it all but from a dad's standpoint the guilt when you know you're hung over and one of them finds their way to you yeah like hey come play with me and you give them that i'll be there in five minutes knowing good and well. That's going to be the longest five minutes of their life. That's a tough feeling, but I do do that.

Or they're like playing when you're like, hey, let's play together. And then you're like, all of a sudden you're just like napping on the couch. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah, I just don't drink for that reason. I really, yeah. The only times I really drank drank literally i think we did

that jungle juice race or whatever that was however you categorize that and i think that bad idea is how i think the next time i legitimately like drank drank was beer olympics that's and that was six months later yeah getting and you know too when you're like there's actually no worse feeling than than being very fucked up and being like at the end of the night and being like, that wasn't worth it. Because, you know, like all the bad stuff coming ahead of you. Or you're drinking a lot and it's like 11 o'clock and then through your drunkness, you've become a little sober

and you're like, man, tomorrow's going to suck. And then you have to make the decision right there. Like, do I stop now or I just kind of keep powering through? And people, everyone who's listening who doesn't have kids or is single, embrace it. I do miss that. I miss being able to get so fucked up and then the Saturday

you're just like, I'll just lay in bed until I feel good again. Yeah, it's me and Mook. I have no responsibilities at all. Mook, you bored by all these olds talking about their kids? I'll be honest, I've never felt more small and poor around this group, but I feel so much so much better now yeah no you you're living the dream brother yeah that's would be sunday night checking your phone and it being like you took seven steps yeah oh yeah dude malicek did that malicek one of our guys here he came in on sunday and i don't

know what he was doing but he said that he hadn't left his apartment since Tuesday, and we had him read his daily, like, how many steps he walked, and it was, like, no more than 400 every day. Under 500 is bad. It's, that's, like, your body starts to, like, disintegrate. Yeah. It was crazy. Y'all should do a case race,

and then the next day, all the same people come in at 9 a.m., and you get, like, a sponsor, like, a whoop or something, and then the competition is who can the same people come in at 9 a.m. And you get like a sponsor, like a whoop or something. And then the competition is who can take the least amount of steps. You have to stay there as long as possible. Yeah. Until midnight. Oh, that's good.

Yeah, didn't we talk about that on the act one? That like there's a competition or is that a... Oh, yeah. Is that not a real thing of like the people that were... Yeah, they were just like laying around. It was like the laziest probation contest, right? Yeah. Does Jerry want to see my wife's feet?

Takes at least a minute. Does Jerry have a foot thing? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, so. He strikes me as

that. Jerry wants to see my wife's feet. No, no, no. Okay. No, no, no. No, no, no. Tommy's going to

take pictures of your wife's feet. Tell them to Jerry. You said you weren't going to say. No, no. I'm going to

answer it this way. That is not what Jerry is doing business-wise, but if you ask me, does Jerry want to see your wife's feet, I can guarantee the answer is yes. So that's a side thing. That's not the business-wise, but yes, he does want to see your wife's feet. But that's more like, that's Jerry's resting state. Okay. He wants to see everyone's feet.

But hashtag business-wise is something else. Something else. But it could lead resting state. Okay. He wants to see everyone's feet. But hashtag business-wise is something else. Something else. But it could lead to feet. Okay. Once he gets... Yeah, if your wife is there at the meeting, I would imagine her feet would be short. Wear open-toed sandals?

Yeah, probably for Jerry. All right. I got a question about the feet thing. Does anybody here have a foot thing? Jerry, you want to get him back in here? Jerry! Yeah, I do. Like, you got a question about people liking feet? He used here have a foot thing you jerry you want to get him back in here jerry yeah i do like you got a question about people liking feet he used to run a yeah like what is i guess i'll ask the question if we even need jerry like is it a woman's foot no is it a really nice foot

because he like this okay he used to run a competition feet the street yeah but if if a man has really nice march march march madness brah yeah yeah feet the street he's bringing it back i think yeah but if a man has nice feet is jerry Madness, bro. Feet the street. He's bringing it back, I think. Yeah, but if a man has nice feet, is Jerry still into that? Oh, Jerry went to get food. Oh, okay. I think he's just into women's feet, right? Yeah. He's just into women's feet.

I think he likes, he's really a connoisseur. He likes the arch. He likes the paint. Show him an arch. Does he suck toes? I don't know. If you're a foot guy, you've got to suck toes. What does that even mean? Tarantino's like you're a foot guy you've got to suck toes Tarantino's like the most famous

Foot guy right? Tarantino's a big time foot guy That's pretty That's pretty known right? He puts feet in all of his movies Oh here we go I mean Jerry got Brooks Koepka's wife

Jenna is going to be in Feet the Street He asked her Brooks when we interviewed him You got big ankles He asked her what size shoes she wore I think it also is Jerry's Projecting he's got tiny feet He's got seven and a half inch feet

Do you ever wish you were a foot guy? No I don't think so What's in it for being a foot guy? You shouldn't ask yourself what's in it Instead of looking at it like that Look at it like this, that's another thing That gets you aroused For me it's very simple

Like boobs, butt, vagina Are you born with a vagina? Good thing you put in vagina But like other people that are in the feet You see like fat pussy uh we but but i think that true feet guys and if jerry comes back we can ask him i think the other stuff doesn't get them is i think it's feet oh so that's where that's where i can see i don't know you're you're acting like it's an add-on I think the thing you're saying the foot's the climax

the foot is the thing yeah imagine you bring home a girl it's like you're ripping each other's clothes off but instead of him ripping off like her shirt he's like straight down to untying the shoes right right let me see she messes with him by like double nodding it he's all frustrated she's wearing lifts and he's like how could you do this

so are you for lack of a better term, born this way or do you think this has developed? Do you think the first time you're figuring out your sexuality in general, you are in defeat or are you just like in the naked chicks and then it slowly develops that you're like, oh, I need more.

I need more stimulation. Something probably happened. Let me find something else. When you're like oh i i need more i need more stimulation something probably let me find something else it was like when you're 12 years old you're like you're you're having wet dreams over feet i think you're born with it yeah i don't think it develops i think when you were in high school was there ever a time that you or anybody you knew liked feet in high school no i've never that's something you did it yourself in high school. I thought it was more like the stricter religions like over in the Middle East.

Being a woman's wrist will get people horny or their ankles because it's like that's kind of like a delicate, like, oh, you don't normally get to see that, so it's kind of hot. But here it's like that doesn't do it. But it is, it's kind of like a chicken and egg with all kinks because I feel like all kinks existed,

but now everyone knows all the kinks and there's communities, so they're embraced. Yeah. There were feet guys 20 years ago. They just kind of lived in the shadows. Yeah. Were there feet guys? I don't think. Were there feet guys 200 years ago?

Are feet guys the creepiest guys? How could feet guy be creepier? I'm a pedophile. Taylor's a pussy guy. I wouldn't say I'm a pussy guy. That's way creepy. I don't like the way that was said. Let me see that pussy. I think you'd much rather be like, take your shoes off

instead of just like... Come back to me in five minutes. I'm going to find my way out of that. Give me five minutes and let me find my way out of that hole. It's such a funny way to be like, I'm simple. I'm an ass, boobies, vagina. I feel like pussy's such a strong stance. The big three. It really is.

Hit him with the big three. I like the big three. I'm a big three guy. But it's a big tits or ass debate. It's never a tits or ass. Yeah, no one ever. Pussy. Yeah, no.

You're A. Pussy's implied, though. Based on my 2023, I had to make sure and say vagina. Based on my past social media. Pussy is the Kobe in the MJ versus LeBron debate. Everyone's arguing. It's her ass, dude. I'm more of a pussy.

I think neither one are the GOAT. I'm a pussy GOAT to me. They get the most playing time. That's how you're on a fifth date with a guy. I think you just evolve. That's how you're like on a fifth date with a guy, Aaron. I think you just evolve. I think that's like way later in the relationship. Think about like when you watch porn,

like eventually you just start, the search bar gets a little different. Wait, TJ's got something to say. The search bar kind of like- It gets more and more specific. You're like, oh, what have I searched? Yeah. You don't Google, you don't like search like beautiful pussy.

Oh, you don't? Maybe. No. I don't know. Taylor does. Oh, you don't? Maybe. No. Taylor does. TJ wants to say something. And just so you guys, Taylor, will know, TJ does buy porn star stuff on Amazon. So he speaks well on this. So the Amazon Twitch list, TJ will buy them stuff.

There's a foot guy in the chat that's openly dropping some of his favorite feet, guys. Or feet girls. girls yeah jenna tools 768 since victoria justice top tier margot robbie so wait write them down because i want you but everything about margot robbie yeah like margot robbie it's like one is there any god tier feet god tier feet are there any women that are just like ugly as sin but they got 10 out of 10 feet? They got the good-ass feet on them? Yeah. I mean, you're just listing hot chicks.

It's like, yeah, no shit. Just for argument's sake, can we see Margot Robbie's feet? Yeah, let's see Margot Robbie's feet. What, are you going to get horny about it? I'd just like to see Margot Robbie's feet. He can't get horny. Remember, no matter how hot she is, she's still probably shaving her big toe.

We need Jerry to be here. But let's go back to the core of why this question came up my question was going to be if you're into feet and is it just feet in general or is it women and men's feet and if you like men's feet is that gay oh yeah oh so should we all have our feet out When Jerry gets back And if his dick gets hard We know I don't know I mean Depends what Jerry's into If you just showed Jerry a foot

And it was a good looking foot You even painted the toenails I think it has to be And he was like Oh I'm into that And it ended up being a dude's foot Yeah Is that embarrassing

If he's not gay Or is that just like You know feet are feet And I like them I think it's women's feet I think I wish Jerry was here, so can we call him? Oh, that's a good foot.

Oh yeah, this is the Barbie. She had like this scene in Barbie, right? She took her shoes off, but she still stayed on her toes. Thank you. Yeah. Taylor, you should let Jerry suck your toes and see if it gets hard. I don't think he's gonna want to lick my feet. I got flat skinny feet. I got some ugly

ass feet. Are there any man feet in Barefoot Slubs? You don't think? You want to see my feet. I got flat, skinny feet. I got some ugly ass feet. Are there any man feet in Barefoot Slubs? You don't think? You want to see my feet? Oh, beautiful women. See, it's all women. The word fap is so weird. Does that allude to the sense of sound?

Yeah, I think so. I've never heard that sound. Fap. He must be doing a business business yeah this is what what yeah i have a feeling jerry would say yeah that's that's gay to be in the men's feet yeah i don't know yeah i feel like he's a free spirit when it comes to the yeah jerry strikes me as a guy that has a lot of kinks. He's got a lot of things that he'd be into and that's not a shot that's just... But Jerry

is not homophobic. He loves lesbians. He said that before. He does. I don't think this is a homophobic comment. No, but when he I don't think he's like us. He loves he's running for... He's on the spectrum somewhere. He's running for office in Arlington Heights,

and he said that he will welcome the L community. He did. Just the Ls. Just the Ls. He'll take all the Ls. Take all the Ls. Man. Always call me back.

Jerry, where are you? Yeah, Dad. What's up? I'm next door. All right. We're talking feet, so we kind of need you here. All right. I'll come there now.

Okay. What's he doing next door? Oh, he might be hanging with the construction guys next door. He gets a little bored, and he just kind of finds his way to a construction guy. He's talking feet with the construction guys right now. Definitely. He's just going to come have the exact same conversation with us i just saw this feel-good story yesterday where there was like a mechanic in missouri or

something with size 28 feet and like everyone came together to get him a pair of shoes or something but bigger than like shaq's feet that's crazy just like a regular guy who just has like and you do wonder yeah imagine walking downstairs with those feet. Crazy. The ones he was wearing, the tops just like flapped open because there was too much like whatever. You can't just buy size 28, can you? No, no. They had to like get a custom boot maker to like come in and, but yeah, size 28.

What size should you wear, Will? 12. 12 and 13 are the best size that you can have. Yeah. That's by far the best They always have it Always have it Yeah

Once you get above 13 You're looking at the basic colors Yeah That's true What size you wear BC? 12 It is a good size Good size

There's never been like a shoe That wasn't in 12 Yeah when I was in 6th grade Wearing 12s dude It was fucking awesome Well you got 14s It was the best time of my life It was 12s, dude, it was fucking awesome. Well, you got 14s. It was the best time of my life.

You didn't know it was coming. Yeah, yeah. I wish I could go back to being, yeah, these are 14s, baby. All right, so you and Brandon and Taylor. Yeah. You were 14, Brandon? Yep. I was wearing like fives when I was 12. Some little boy feet.

You know when you're just like young and picking out your shoes and you like sprint through the aisle and be like, this is the one. You gotta do the jump, gotta do a quick sprint. Yeah, yelp.

These ones are good. Come on, man, what are you thinking? You kind of like nod, like I think these ones. Touch the toes. Yeah, where's your toe at? Get a new pair.

There's a special balance that come with a new pair of shoes. Yeah. Get home and challenge all the neighbor kids to a race. You're like, watch this. That first bounce, yeah, you feel like you can just run forever. I'd always get the East Bay catalog and pick out the shoes I wanted and then have to save up all the monies to buy them.

And by the time I could afford them, they weren't cool anymore. The East Bay man. I've never been into that. I never was a shoe guy, ever. Taylor, here we go. Jerry, where were you? Having a slice of pizza. Oh.

With the boys? Yeah, breaking bread with Spider. Oh, I thought you were going, I thought you went to the construction guys next door. No. Okay, so I found out you're a foot guy. Yeah. So it started because Brandon asked.

I heard the shoes thing before. But Brandon asked if the business- wise with Tommy was you wanted to see his wife's feet and I said no but yes he does. No. No what? I'm not interested right now.

Are you committed to some other feet? What? Why are you not interested right now? I wouldn't. Business is booming. Okay. He's got feet everywhere. What were the names of the people that TJ, the chat guy, said? Ricardo Robbie and Victoria Justice.

Do you know Victoria? Do you know who Victoria is from The Bachelor? No. Wait, wait. There was a feet guy in the chat just listening. I'm saying that's who had the best feet. Oh, oh, oh. I got flashback almost canceled from victoria that contestant

on the bachelorette why because i was talking about her feet okay all right so taylor has some questions for you um is it just women's feet yeah so what if if Like somebody here Had like a really nice foot And it was all Manicured up Nails painted Everything And you just saw

A solo shot of that foot And you thought That was a good looking foot And then it was revealed to you That that's a guy Is that gay? No that's not gay No

That's just you Feet's a whole different There's no gay Listen I don't have Like people get No one's coming at that I'm asking He's trying to explain

Yeah yeah right I don't sit in my bed And I'm like Jerking off to feet pictures That's not what goes on I don't have a fetish I have an appreciation Oh okay

Nice It's good rebrand Or like Like I think it's Sexy when a girl Like takes care of her feet You know what I mean? Takes care of her hands, stuff like that.

That's hot to me. Gotcha. So if you had to get rid of one. Okay. Feet, pussy. That's a fetish. Yeah. I would lean towards getting rid of the feet.

Okay. So you're a pussy guy like Taylor. Yeah. Hold on. Say it. Like, okay, your wife, right? Does she go get many, many petties and stuff like that? Yes, but I have been very clear that I do not care.

So she can come to you crust in the toenail. I don't even look. Wow. I don't even look Wow I don't even look Wait this sounds like Nails done all that That's not for me at all I told her

She's like I gotta get my nails done I'm like why Because sometimes I want to go do something And she's like I got a nail appointment I'm like dude forget the nails This sounds like a perfect symbiotic relationship You don't care about your wife's feet Jerry loves feet

Maybe you send him the pictures. I can ask her. Appreciation. Do you want me to text her and ask her? Yeah, text her. I mean, if she's doing it to be appreciated, if you're not appreciating, Jerry could appreciate it. I'm not saying guys should worship feet.

I'm not saying that, but how don't you care if your girl is just letting that kind of stuff go my feet are gross I gotta tell you you gotta take care of them dogs what about your feet I take care of my feet do you ever get pedicures?

no not pedicures but I clip them I try to keep them as nice as I can I will say it's a nice surprise when a guy has taken care of feet you go get a pedicure, Jerry will appreciate that. You ask him to open the door for you, fuck you. Yeah.

Pretty much. He's a complex lover. You're smart. It's not a fetish, it's appreciation. That's a totally different game. I'm not a worshipper either. I'm not going to sit there and I will suck a toe, but I won't. I won't. It's not all I'm not a worshipper either. I'm not going to sit there and... I will suck a toe, but I won't... I won't...

It's not all I'm thinking about. Oh, I'm just going to suck a toe, suck a foot, suck a heel. You'll suck a heel? Is sucking a toe gay? A guy, yes. Okay. If I did it to a guy, I think that would be gay. But if...

If I was to suck a... But how do you suck a toe? Can you show us? I mean. Yeah, but that's the same thing as sucking dick. That's funny. Have you ever had a foot job? No.

No. Try it. It's a walk-off. Hold on, try it. No. No. Try it. It's a walk-off. Hey, Jay, hold on. Try it. No, Jay, try it. Just try it. Could you imagine just laying there

and then their hips get tired and they gotta hold it up? That's a workout, dude. That'd be fucking hard. Try it. Did you ever want a hand job but with no grip at all? Do you ever want a loose one

With Huh I love Jerry so much Do you remember the first time Hooking up with somebody And how awkward And how you had no idea What you were doing

Oh yeah I still don't really know What I'm doing but Dude It was a It's a struggle It's an absolute struggle Try it

Oh my god How do you even get into Try it Try it Don't knock my God. How do you even get into feet? Try it. Try it. Don't knock it till you try it. Oh, Jerry. Sucking a heel is the craziest thing. Yeah, that's wild.

How do you suck a heel? I haven't heard of that. How long do you stay sucking a heel? It's like foot, I get. That would feel good for the person as well, but a heel. Would it? It's like a little like rabbit animal on you. Have you sucked toes before?

No. If your wife asked you to suck her toe, would you? Probably not. Really? I don't, no, feet don't do anything for me. I'm kind of like you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm, I'm.

But what if you're a pussy guy? It does nothing. I'm a pussy. Yeah. Strictly pussy. That's it. But if your wife was like, hey, I'm into people sucking my toes. What if she's like

That would get me off I'd just be like Put some peanut butter on it And have Stella Call Jerry Yeah Jerry Come over

Call him the stud Jerry come on over buddy Yeah I don't I would never shame someone For having an appreciation Of toes like Jerry But yeah it doesn't It doesn't do it for me

I guess yeah I guess, yeah. I guess, but I got to try the foot job now. You got to try it. He said try it. I might request it. Yeah, you have to try it. Foot jobs are kind of a thing in high school, I remember, because if you're on the couch at like a booth.

You go to your girlfriend's house. You're on the couch, and their parents are on the other couch, and you guys are sitting heads on opposite sides. You're under a blanket. And the parents want to make sure you're not up to any funny business, but you got the blanket on. So maybe going through that phase unlocks something.

She starts kicking you in the dick. Yeah. Try it. Going through that phase unlocks something. She starts kicking you in the dick. Yeah. Kicking the shit out of your ear. Try it. Try it. But otherwise, I don't. We're still talking. Great yak, guys.

What are the boys in town for? We did pro football show. Oh, okay. Yeah. I just stay a little extra. We're streaming tonight. So, everyone, we're going to start streaming Philly's game. I have a question.

Are we official tomorrow's the last day here? Yes. We're official. For Yak, yes. Okay. So we're going to have a meeting in a minute where Hank and I will go through everything. The Yak studio will be open on Monday. I the Yak studio will be open on Monday. I think mostly sports will be open on Monday.

I think the first PMT will be Tuesday from the new studio. The basketball court and that whole side of the office has to still be inspected, so that will be the following week. So November 3rd is the date that we have for the entire office is open. Gambling Cave will also be open next Thursday. We'll probably be our first new Gambling Cave straight. So we're opening the fucking office. We're opening the fucking office, yeah.

You and I. We're the main event, yeah. Yeah, we're the... We would have opened PMT on Sunday night, but Hank's out of town. We don't do that to him. But yes, you guys are. I mean, it's better than most small colleges. The YAC.

That place is awesome. Yeah, just being in the YAC studio yesterday, I was like, I can't wait for this because it sucks so bad right here. I haven't been able to see Will the whole time. The conversation is just It's hard Is it conducive to hijinks would you say? Oh yeah there'll be pranks A little Tom Fuller

I also found out yesterday Which rules we have a backyard A backyard? Oh yeah I've already told Chaps that we'll do A video series of him It looks like shit right now because it's right up against the train tracks. I'm going to pee back there so much.

We'll set it up in the springtime. We'll put some landscaping down. It's probably like 15 yards wide and like 30 yards long. Oh, shit. Yeah. That's a good size. Yeah. so we'll be able to do shit out there too maybe bocce court we're saying there we go i had a question with that yard would uh hq be dog friendly yeah so i love dogs but sounds like there's a whole yard i do think it's weird when people bring dogs i think

dogs in the office are fine if it's like i had not you know like the dog walker wasn't there like you know who cares but every day i do think it's a little weird don't you depends how many dogs yeah if you're looking at a staple like stella yeah i don't I wouldn't want to bring Stella to the office just because she like she would just bark every time she wasn't right next to me so like that's got to be a great feeling like I think that's really I think it's more my now that I'm talking it out it's probably

my own insecurities that I wouldn't feel comfortable bringing Stella because I wouldn't want Stella to bother other people it would have to be a chill dog right like because if the dog bothers one person that's annoying. Can we watch the Who Put This Shit Here video again? The what? Who put this shit here?

Yeah, that happened in the... What the fuck? Who put this dog shit here? How'd you have that so fast? That's all. Right, and then you get Taylor into a bad spot where then you're like oh this dog like shit in the office or this dog did this i don't ever want to be mad at a dog yeah so i think it's i think you got to kind of keep it uh again like if someone's like oh i got

to bring my dog in because something happens like yeah of course yeah but i think every day would don't you think that would be i think maybe you guys are looking to get into a singular office dog. We could get a cat. We should get a cat. We could get a cat. A cat would rock because a cat would just be like, where is it? We don't know. Yeah, right.

Because there's so much space. She got a mouse again. Yeah. I'd have to kill the cat. You would? I'm allergic. Well, we'd just have to fire you. I'd have to kill the cat. You would? I'm allergic. Well, we'd just have to fire you. I'd have to 1v1 the cat.

You know the size of this cat. It'd be all right. I'd take out the cat. You're not just going to kill our fucking cat, dude. I mean, if I have to, to survive. What would you do, Taylor? Would you let dogs? One time we did a podcast.

Operation Miss Big? One time we did a podcast and Taylor brought his German Shepherd in. It was like, oh, it'll just sit on the couch And you know It kind of went like hey you gotta get it back on the couch Like it's kind of walking around And then you probably felt bad right You were stressed

And you're trying to focus on what you're trying to say But the dog's moving around I think it's also very hard It's societally very hard To say like like, I don't want this dog here. Because then you feel like an asshole. So it's like if you say all dogs are allowed, then we'll get to a point where people are going to be, like, silently complaining, like, we don't want these dogs here all the time. No, I think. For the record, I'm pro dog.

I love dogs. I would love to have all the dogs. But it sounds like you're not. You're being overruled. I think I'm being. But, like, let the record show that I will fight for the dogs. I would love to have all the dogs, but it sounds like you're not. You're being overruled. I'm being overruled. But let the record show that I will fight for the dogs. I love all dogs. But not that hard, though.

Wait, you'll fight the dogs? You have the opportunity to fight for them now. You're going to fight the dogs. I am fighting for them right now, but Dan pulled rank. Well, do you know there's people who would probably be annoyed by the dogs? What about just like one day a month? Yeah, that would be cool. Yeah, like a dog day. Well, who would be annoyed by the dogs What about just like one day a month? Yeah, that would be cool Like a dog day

Well, who would be annoyed by dogs? I mean, dogs are the best There's bad dogs out there There's some bad dogs There's some bad owners Bad dogs aren't born, they're made There's no such thing as a bad dog Just bad owners

Sounds like I'm the only pro dog guy There's some bad thing as a bad dog. Just bad owners. Dog day, though. Sounds like I'm the only pro dog guy. Oh, there's some bad dogs now. I know what you're doing. Bad dogs. Chihuahuas are not the best. Oh, you can't just... You can't... Not all Chihuahuas.

Not all Chihuahuas. Chihuahuas have been brought up a lot, but Chihuahuas are little bastards. My ex was an EMT, and they knocked on the door. The dog is barking, and the owner's like, it's fine, it's just a little Chihuahua.

So he goes in. The Chihuahua leaps off the thing. The dog is barking and the owner's like, it's fine. It's just a little Chihuahua. Right. So he goes in. The Chihuahua leaps off the thing. He tore his nose, literally like open and he has like a permanent scar. It like almost tore his fucking nose off. That's one Chihuahua.

That's one Chihuahua. Yeah, but Chihuahuas are kind of insane. Ever since, whenever I see any of them, I'm like... You're profiling, man. My little Smokums would never. Yeah, that's fair.

You're going to put a whole group of animals in a box like that? I mean, I can't think of other names of small dogs, but small dogs can be tough. Dude, you're dog racist. You can't handle small dogs? You don't like dogs. You're a dog racist. Dude, wiener dogs can be mean. Will, do you have a dog?

Yeah, a bulldog. Oh, yeah. Waffle. Waffle. It's a great name. Do you have more than one german shepherd i don't have a german shepherd oh you don't no he quickly after that podcast he didn't pass the test you put him down oh yeah we had we were trying to go through this whole process of having like a

security dog and then the dog kept like they kept bringing a dog and the dog would get aggressive towards my baby at the time and i was like oh this one's gotta go yeah and the next one was what if it was that one's gotta go what if your baby at the time had bad vibes well dogs know like that you should have gotten rid of something you got rid of the wrong thing yeah it does but i feel like now this baby i think yeah the dog the dog was telling you the owner i have four dogs now you do i have four dogs he's got some good boys that Yeah. I got two huskies, one that's like half wolf, and then I got a lab that we fostered, and he is the dumbest. Love it.

But the sweetest boy. I love dumb boys. And the best part about him is he's so dumb, but you can tell he wants to do good. Right. So even when he messes up, you're like, brother, I get it. You're not comprehending. So we're going to keep moving through this. Are you talking about Will?

No. Oh. We got a great Pyrenees, too. Brother, I get it. Oh, we get it. You're trying your best right now. We love him. But man, he's so good to have around.

He's a locker guy. Will's got Golden Retriever vibes for sure. Yeah. In a lot of ways. That's why everyone loves him. Yeah. Literally, he's a Golden guy Will's got golden retriever vibes for sure yeah in a lot of ways that's why everyone loves him yeah that's literally he's a golden retriever

human being but there's also some clear things you're talking about sometimes and I don't know if it's because he thinks people are

out to get him but the thing right in front of his face is usually he's most blind to Will or the dog Will Will

I did get confused Will is a golden retriever I've never been in a room where everyone has gone, wow, that guy's awesome. Yeah. Then he's also the most goalable human being I, to date, have met. I believe in optimism. Yeah, I mean, you're a Nebraska fan.

You have to. You have no other choice. The Bay 10 West is wide open. I mean, it really is. No, yeah, yeah. It really is. Who's good in the Bay 10 West? The only team I would have thought it wasn't on was Wisconsin, but Iowa beating them is kind of. I mean, it really is. Who's good in the Big 10 West? The only team I would have thought it wasn't on was Wisconsin,

but Iowa beating them is kind of like, oh, shit. Yeah, but that was also the most classic. Iowa never even had a play in the red zone. I know. Trust me, I thought that. That's what Iowa does. For Wisconsin. I didn't even get mad about that game because I was like, that was so Iowa to be

dominated and still win 15 to 6. It's crazy. It's fucking crazy. Who's going to win, Penn State or Ohio State? I like Penn State. I think it's time for them to break through. I think Franklin's too good of a coach to never break through. That's why I think Penn State's going to beat Ohio State.

But he's never broken through. But you never break through. You haven't broken through until you break through. Why is Penn State? Michigan, Ohio State. You Penn State? No, I fucking hate Penn State. Okay.

Why? I went to Temple. Okay. There's some hateable things about Penn State. There's some hateable things. There's some. Well, yeah. Penn State has.

We got into this yesterday. Assorted history, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. That's a tough deal, huh? Yeah. Wait, where'd you go to college? Temple. Oh, yeah. Yeah. deal, huh? Yeah. Wait, where'd you go to college? Temple.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So did Bill Cosby. Yep. So did P.J. Walker. Yes. P.J. Walker. Yeah, quarterback at Cleveland Browns.

P.J. Walker, you know, P.J. Walker's never lost. 2019. Okay. P.J. Walker's never lost a home professional game. Whoa. 4-0 in the NFL, 3-0 in the XFL. Damn. That's pretty good

Damn PJ Walker Or Josh Dobbs Probably Dobbs And Bill Cosby Was convicted of rape I mean both aren't very good What the fuck

Come on out you Rapist Rapist That was a good That was a good book ending That's how they brought him out You spin the wheel This has been a great yak Thank you boys Come on out you rapist Rapist. That was a good book ending. That's how they brought him out. You spin the wheel?

This has been a great yak. Thank you, boys. Come on out, you rapist. Anytime you guys are here. You rapist. Every time I've been on the yak, it's been a great vibe. It's the best. Except for the one comment at the Super Bowl last year. What was that?

You didn't remember. You said it. At the beginning of the show. Oh, the Brandon thing. Yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right. I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. Yeah, there's no question. But I feel like also throughout the process thing. Yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right. I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. Yeah, there's no question.

But I feel like also throughout the process of this, I think we took a step in the right direction. I do too. I do too. It feels better. I think you no longer want to see him. Do you want a hug? Do you want a hug?

Conflict before cooperation. Do you want to hug? Me? Do you want? Yeah, I'll give you a hug. Let's see it. Well, you're not really giving me a hug. We're hugging each other.

Suck his toes. Wait, wait. What about a face-to-face push-up with full eye contact? No, I'm not doing eye contact. Okay. Yeah, let's see it Well you're not really giving me a We're hugging each other Suck his toes Wait wait What about a face to face push up With full eye contact No I'm not doing eye contact Okay Yeah let's see a hug Let's see a hug

Give him a foot job You want a hug Come on let's see a hug A good hug Huh A deep hug You're Hey look

Deep I'll just Yeah we got A couple A couple slaps on the back Hold it enough to like Tap each other on the back Oh I like

A couple times I'll get to see how authentic this is I love this for us That's a lot of man Oh yeah Oh Oh that is a good hug Tap each other on the back a couple times. I'll get to see how authentic this is. I love this for us. That's a lot of man. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, that is a good hug. That's a great hug.

That's a good hug. Who broke first? We broke same time. I don't know. He was always someone who breaks first. I don't know. There was good chemistry in that hug. Yeah.

He squeezed me pretty good. Did he hurt you? No, he didn't hurt me, but I... You're out of breath. It sounded like you're hurt. I'm out of breath. It wasn't my intent, if I did.

I'm out of breath from standing up. Your dicks start working again now? Hey, it took me a minute to get back from those push-ups. What if he fixed my dick? I feel you.

I feel the blood rushing. When that old man hustled us, I was shaking even in the car afterwards. There was probably a five-minute period after those push-ups where there was a couple

of things I wanted to say, but I was like, you don't have the air capacity right now i skipped conversation i thought you did the 15 good though they're like you need more depth but those were better than i expect that's about as good as i'm gonna be able to do yeah i heard hq new hq is gonna have a uh push-up machine yeah yeah we're gonna going to have a squat rack. I think there will be a competition. We're going to have all that? Yeah.

We're going to have all kinds of competitions, I think. Are we going to hire someone to wipe the dust off of it, too? Please. We're going to be fucking doing all kinds of lifts. Let's all get fucking ripped. Steven used to use the squat rack in the PMT. Well, I wouldn't use Steven as a weightlifting example. Well, no, he didn't use the squat rack.

He used the bench press. Exclusively bench. And I'm going to do that. I mean, you couldn't bench one. Was it 135? 185? 185. And then what happened one week later?

That was still weird. That was still weird. What happened one week? Feet of strength. I did it. Steven sat down and could not bench 185 and said, I'll be able to do it in a week. And then he did it in a week.

And I still don't understand how that happens. Is you trained in that week? But I haven't done it in years and I sat down and did it. No problem. Man strength. All right. We got big tits. That's not really connected to this conversation.

Hey, the good news is at the new headquarters, you'll have an opportunity to work on those tits. I'm working on them, yep. Positivity. Also, Taylor won't judge you for your tits. No. Damn. Judge you for your lack of vagina. Damn.

I didn't find a way out of that, did I? Stop saying damn. You didn't come back to me. Stop saying damn. Damn. It was just so funny. Yeah. Ass, titties, vagina.

Vagina. Just to clarify. Gotta have all three. Gotta have all three. Gotta have all three. I mean, the big three. I agree. Yeah, no, I hate it.

I hate it. That's the thing. That's a hot take. But just the idea of- I might get killed for it, but I like pussy. I don't know. The idea of being- When you solo out. Yeah. If you're a pussy first guy, but I like pussy. I don't know. When you solo out. Being a pussy first guy is very sweet.

That's why I tried to finish with that. I'll start with that. Just being like you see a hot chick walking down the street like, I can't really judge you. I haven't seen your pussy yet. So you're just going to let him talk about your tits? Stephen Che owns Brandon Walker. He has vitriol towards me, and I don't know why.

Call Shane. I don't know. It's fine. It's fine. I don't know. You were questioning why I could. I don't know. You were questioning why.

I just thought it was weird that you didn't bench 185 on Monday, and then the next Monday you did. I think you sandbagged. Absolutely not. Take weights? Because why would I have done that? I would, of course, like to have lifted 185 the first time. I don't know.

I just feel like if you can lift it or you can't. I don't think a week makes a difference. Well, when you're an elite athlete, you've got to get back into it. That's not true at all. See if he's an elite athlete. Taylor was saying he got winded after 32 push-ups today. Why are you taking shots at everybody? At his peak, if he trained for a week, he'd be able to do 50.

I think push-ups are like walking upstairs. It doesn't matter how good a shape you're in. You're going to hurt after. How many can you do, Jay? Push-ups? Mm-hmm. I don't know. I haven't worked out in several weeks.

So nine. Can you do 16? Hit 20. Yeah, I can do 16. Damn. You trying to hit a set of 30? Do 33. Set the bar.

Knock out 30. All right. Set the bar. Knock out 30. All right. Jay, I think you got it. Spin that wheel. Go ahead. Come on, Steven. Why don't you do a couple? You've been trying to get out of the yak for a while.

What? Well, no, we have a meeting. It's been a good yak. We have a meeting in a minute. Trying to reset. One, two, three, four, five. Those aren't very good. You don't want to see what she's using. Your legs

look really skinny right now. Those are like Asian push-ups. What is going on with your legs? You're just going to need to do... Is this just the ankle? You need to do more push-ups in an hour. He's just thrusting his dick down and keeping his chest up. Get your ass up a little bit, Jay. What are you doing, dude?

Those aren't push-ups. These are not push-ups. Get your chest down there, Jay. Get your chest down there. Don't let him. This is upward dog. You're doing cock thrust. You're doing upward dog.

You're thrusting your cock. How many did you get? What was that? Upward dog. Jay, how many did you get? 33. Those weren't push-ups. Those weren't push-ups.

Those were cock thrusts. That piece was grazing the ground towards the end there at the top. Dick too big. Your dick never left the ground. Yeah. Dip in that paintbrush. Typically doesn't. All right.

Brandon, hit 15 more. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I already hit my 15 for the day. I've got to find some grub. All right. Yeah. All right. Thank you, everyone.

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