The Yak - Is The Wet Wheel Officially Dead?: Fri Oct 9, 2026

Episode Date: October 9, 2026

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Talk to dirty. Well done, Kyle. Oh, well done. Eddie's going to join us in a minute. Eddie who? Eddie Vedder. Eddie Vedder is here. Eddie Vedder is here.

Hey, guys. Hey, Big Cat. How we doing? Great. hell are you? RIP, Mike Dicca. R. R.P. Mike Dicka.

Legend. Sad. Oh, fuck. He was, uh, I, he was one of those guys as they're like, he's never going to die. He's just like, right. Strongest guy ever. He's Iron Mike. You know?

Yeah. 86. 86. Incredible life. Good run. Yeah. I got to interview him, got to do a couple like radio remotes with him. He just is football.

Like he was just football. And he had a swagger and like, orer to him. You're like, that's Mike Dica. is football. Farted on me once too. Really? Tell me the story. Near you or on you?

Were you like as he was walking by me? You were locked down. Yeah. No, I was sitting at his restaurant. We were about to interview him. He farted at his restaurant? Lay down. Yeah. His restaurant, dude, the pork chop at his restaurant was the best. What did the fart smell like? Beautiful football. Yeah. Leather.

Leather. Leather. Yeah. Leather and cigars. Well, so you smell to see you breathed part of him in. So he kind of lives on. Forever. And you. And you? Every fart you have is a tribute to him yeah that's true holy shit damn didn't think about it like that but you're right it's beautiful i'm sure eddie will have more he was eddie was pretty bummed it is weird it's like yeah i guess like i like i like i said i feel like he was just never going to die comes for all of me i know one of my neighbor's wives in the group chat this morning was saying

like her husband was in tears this morning like yeah i was bummed out i was just like shit really He was especially beloved for a coach at won a Super Bowl. Like there's... Obviously, that coach is always going to be loved in his city, but he went beyond that. Yeah, he's iconic. Yeah. Yeah. At his own look, there's still people that dress like him today.

A lot. Every game. A lot. Like, yeah, it's going to be... Yeah, Halloween. I was at a costume shop two days ago, and there was a Ditka section. Yeah. Oh, my God.

I didn't think about Halloween. Yeah. There'd be so many... Yeah. So many dickas. So many little boys who's like, Dad's making him be Dicka. Dad, I just... want to be a vampire.

No. Every product, too. Eddie, Eddie knows every product. I mean, he had everything. Salsa, wine, sausages. Dicka had salsa? I'm pretty sure he had salsa. MTV?

He had an empire. I feel like I'm the only one who watched that show. Which one? He coached a football team. Oh, that's right. And they were god-awful. So he was just like, yeah, these guys are bums. And he quit, but not in like a masculine way.

like these guys don't have it. Wait, he started for the kid, and then he was like, if I remember correctly, they were horrible. It was Montor High School by the airport, if you can believe that much. Pennsylvania man. I can. Yeah, yeah.

Up by Robinson Mall. I don't, I don't remember the show. What was it called? I figured what it was called. Oh, wow. I do vaguely remember. Was it not Mike Dicca? I vaguely remember the show.

It might have been Dick Buccas. Because I vaguely remember the show. Oh, was it? Remember the show you're talking about? I'm sorry, Mike. But what a horrible eulogy. And a Chicago legend. Yeah.

That's fine. He was a Pittsburgh man. Yeah, he's a big deal in that area. Yeah. Al-Auppa. Yes. Oh, then it was probably him. Yeah, that's just tracking.

Bound for glory. There it is. Buccus. So sorry. Dick Buccas. Close enough. Was the high school by the airport, though, T.J., can we get it? Yeah, maybe one for two.

would be great. Yeah, the name of the high school, right? Montour, right? It's close. You know, Dicko's not his original last name? Was it like Dick Khamowski or something? It was something too confusing to say. Kyle, where's the airport?

Oh, no, Kyle. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Right over the ridge. It's almost too close. Were you eulogizing Dica and Kyle got confused and then told a story about Dickie? I'll save it for when Dick Buckas does.

Oh, that already happened. Yeah. How many products did Dicka have? I mean, go down the list. Monster Polish sausage, salsa. Salsa, yep. Italian beef. I think virality pills.

Yes. Yeah, he was, he definitely got involved in the ex. The salsa seems like an outlier there. He was, yeah, there was a cardboard. cutout that I've been chasing of him in a sombrero. Yeah. In full, like, Mexican. Definitely pasta sauce.

Yes. Wine, I believe. Yes. Restaurants, obviously. All these products named Dicca. Like, is it Dicca sauce? Yeah, a lot of them. Yeah, most of them.

Most of them were just named Dicca. Yeah. I remember in middle school wearing the Dicca panty liners. He's like the Paul Newman for football guys. They're shaped like a mustache. Yeah. Yeah, he is. Yeah.

there it is Disco Dix Dix That's why they changed To brand Also it should be said Because everyone just You know

remembers especially our age Like he was the best tight end He transformed the tight end position As a player Yeah he was stud He had I think a thousand yards His rookie year It was great

Yeah Like past catching tight ends Didn't happen back then He had a Rudy type story Kind of That from a manufacturing town

and his only way out was football. Yeah. He didn't want to be in the factories. Western PA is a lot of really good football players. I know ball. I read his Wikipedia. Even the spot like, yeah, Aliquipa.

Al Quippa, yeah. I mean, like, Clareton. Joe Montana's from there. Ringgold. Camarino. I mean, Pitt. Pittsburgh Central Catholic. Yeah.

Pitt has the greatest team of all time. Yes. And they haven't won anything. Yeah. But they have like the best. They didn't all play together. They should have. Yeah.

They should have team. Larry Fitzgerald should have been with Marino. Larry Fitzgerald, Marino, Lavinbeon Bell is from Columbus. Tony Dorset. Aaron. Romeroz. Romer just played a pit. Jimbo Covert.

Yeah. Levin' Bell's Michigan State. Yes. Levy on Bell's Michigan State. Who am I thinking of? Running back. Tony Dorson. No, no, but recent one.

The dude that went to the Seahawks. Eagles. You're thinking that, no, not James Conn. McCoy? James Connor. McCoy, Lechon McCoy. She was Pitt. That's who I was thinking of.

Do you guys, like, rub that in their face? What, what do I have to rub in? Like a West Virginia guy. Yeah, but, like, what do we have? Pat White. Pat White, Steve Slayton. McAfee. Owen Schmidt.

Rich Rod. Yeah. Deena Holgerson. Yeah, you're right. Illustrious history. Major Harris. Tayvon. Tevon Austin, yeah.

So no. Amos. No. Amos Zaraway. Chris Blewett. Kicker named Blueitt. You can't have a kicker name Blueitt. It's brutal.

Yeah. Oh. Wet wheel. Yeah. Fuck. Just do it. So what are we going to do? This is the last one, right?

It's the last one, right? Oh, unless you're dry. Why? Nobody ever said that. Oh, we got the fire hose in the backyard. What? No. No.

Just kidding. No, we don't. So this is it. It's over. This is the end of the wet. What do we do now? I don't know. Probably just have a normal show and we don't have to lean on a crud.

Well, so the wheels just gone? Yeah. Should be. Can I propose something? Oh, no, I can't do that. What if we start a dry wheel, but then that way we're perpetually wet. Shut up. If you hit dry, you get to be dry.

You can be wet on your own, Kate. Blow dry, yeah. We show up to every show wet. Soaking wet, right. And then show ends when we're all dry. Yeah. Let's end this shit. Okay.

So we're just not going to have a wheel at the end of the show? I can't say spin the wheel. Just don't need a wet sliver. So what sliver is going to go on there? Just all dry. All dry. Spin the dry wheel. One nothing, Brandon.

You're going to be the driest. It's good, Brandon. It would be perfect. One one. No piss. No piss. I was hoping you'd all forget. No.

Do you think the chat forgot? Nick? TJ, how many people have been saying wet wheel? 100% of them? That's just how we want a dick to go out. 2-1 Brandon 2-2 What a series What a series

Oh he's taking off his shoes, folks Hmm Hmm What is it 3-2 Nick It's 3-2 Nick Wow Brandon Wheels done

That's it You did it Brandon You're done Oh my God This is gonna be hilarious let's do a long-ass show I don't even know What are we gonna do now?

You can't just There's just no wheel At the end of the show What'd you do before the wheel? What did we do? I don't think we did any Yeah Probably just general banter

Yeah no But I'm saying the end of this Conversational discussions I guess just Yeah just Original unique In the wheel Conversations

Now we're just stuck in a time warp Of cruise control 10 hours of Joey And crunch. None of us are obtaining new information to spew. Can you find the last show before the wheel

ending? When do you guess that would be? I don't even know. 2020. This is where we need Chey's getting his wisdom teeth out, but he's our historian. Movie with Chee was incredible. Also, the fact that Chee's not here for his victory Friday. I know.

I know. They won? Oh, yeah. They won. Che was on one last night. he let out the most uncomfortable loudest boo i've ever seen in the cave when they showed the offensive coordinator for the box do we have that tj it like startled me how do you fuck up a boo it wasn't that he fucked up a boo it's just i didn't expect a boo to the screen your hands yeah yeah what is that i don't know domestic violence joke that was really inappropriate poor taste pretty good i feel like you're on one today i like it you got a little energy to you

We're in a chain. What? See it, pop it. GLD? GLD, men's luxury. Wow. Golden. I like you in a chain.

That's nice. Yeah. You're finally happy with your neck results and you want to draw attention to snap. Yeah, thought so. I'm a mesomorphic brawler from born in New Jersey. Check my DS-11. What is it? Robert Wood Johnson, University Hospital, New Brunswick.

What is it called? What? My DS11 passport application. Okay. It's available in the ANA studio on the computer. You can look up all of my emails I've ever received. You just get on that computer. He's logged into everything.

See all of my stats. All my paper math. Every confidential piece of information, you can go and check it on. I realized that last week. But if you don't want to look at a screen, there's also a folder with his birth certificate and social security card up there as well. Yeah, it's all up there. Your entire line.

I didn't realize. You could just click. You click Kyle. Kyle. Right. Then you can just go right to my email. Boom. I'm pretty sure it was.

Cheeky beats. Boom! Out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. We're just like, what are you doing? That was so crazy. He was on one all night. It was a tough boo, but...

Screaming, boo! And he had us all bet. We had a parley that every leg hit, and the only leg that didn't hit was his bet. It was Ted Hurst, 10-yard reception. Ted Hurst never even got a look. I don't even know Ted Hurd. No one did.

Never heard of him. I think he does that boo in an empty room. Yeah, oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, with no one around. That wasn't a performative boo. No. That was an instinct. That came out of him like a sneeze.

Ted Hurst. Oh. Oh, a little swelling. Oh, his cheeks are all puffed. Little Chinese chipmunk. Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. Oh, you're really shivering.

Oh, my God, dude. Oh, that's good. You are so wet. You're really shivering, man. Shivers good, too. Oh, the shivers good. Oh, God. That's funny.

I think we should. You did it, Brandon. It's over. You conquered it. You guys going to see Zach Topp tonight? Yeah. Saw your parents. Talk to them for a day.

I heard you got my mom's box. I did. Well, no, she was saving it for Connor. Yeah. I offered to take it. Connor said. And she's like, this is for Connor. Did you at least look inside?

That's right. I was funny because it was just, I love your dad. It was, uh, I saw them standing in the lobby. And I was like, oh, come on in. and like gave your mom a hug and then shook your dad's hand. He just immediately was like, these guys are just trashing Indiana football. I was like, where did this conversation start? He just, it was like mid-conversation.

He just hit it with me. He gets like wound up, but then you have to like let him go. Yeah. If you don't let him go, he'll just sit there wound up. But I didn't know he's wound up. I was just like, hey, how's it going? He's like, Indiana football. Why are they saying this stuff?

He'll do that to me too. I won't talk to him for a month. And then he'll bring up something from a month ago, as though I just said it to his face. I'm saying, what are we talking about? Yeah. I didn't have the heart to tell him that I actually agreed with you guys. Yeah.

Because he was like, there's just bashing our non-conference schedule. I was like, you play the schedule you play. Like, that's crazy. Yeah. Meanwhile, in the back of my head, I'm like, yeah, you guys make a fucking pussy-ass schedule. I think my dad, he's an IU super fan and Purdue is so bad. And for a long time, IU and Purdue football, we're like just fighting each other at the bottom of the Big Ten and then, you know, they're kind of on equal ground.

And now there's so much better that I think he just wants like sparring partners. Like he's retired and he's got like a few Purdue fans that live around him. And he used to just kind of trade jabs with them. And now it's like not as fun. So I think when he gets around like you or Brandon or whatever, he wants to spar. He's like, his natural instinct is like, he's Charlie Kirk to bait me. Yeah, that's pretty. That's right.

He's looking for. He just wants anyone to hop in the ring. And the Purdue people don't scratch the ears. cutting it anymore yeah it's not cutting it he's like i need to i need to get to the big leagues i'm going to barstow Chicago yeah i think that's what it is we also love that he comes to this office i didn't even see him yeah my parents i said that i was like do you want me to get mark and they're like no no no we're here for connor i was like what okay i didn't do that pretty often come here don't even see me anyway how you feel oh that was a teet chatter yeah oh you did it in your zach top

shirt. Well, I wasn't wearing this at the concert. Oh, no? Yeah, this is my day wear. Wait, you wearing your concert shirt? No, I have an evening, I have evening wear. Yeah, the flannel with the Pearl Buttons. Sure I am. Yeah. Yeah. My Go-Out shirt. Every time we've been to an event in an arena, Brandon has the flannel in the Pearl Buttons. I got it in 2005. I have wanted every go-out event for 20 years now. What color are the Pearl Buttons? They're white Pearl buttons. Nice. It's a beautiful piece. Yeah. I think I got it at Old Navy 25 years ago

It's up to 20 years ago It's such a good move Yeah Just find your thing And just never worried about It's like your old jacket It's a good looking shirt Yeah the old jacket

I used to have a pair of Crocodile skin shoes What? Yeah They were white You had white crocodile Fucking crocodile shoes I'd bring them out for special occasions

I don't know where they are now It sucks I'm mad I miss them Yeah they were like Fuck what's the guy's name John Fluvog. What? What?

You guys familiar with John Fluvog? No. That's like a shoe brand? Does that I put you on to John Fluvog? You're wearing your fluVos? T.J, pull up John Fluvog. John Fluvog.

None of us know John Fluvog. You don't know John Flewvog. Nobody knows John Fluvog. There he is. John FluVog. I had a pair of fluVogs. Over 50 years of FluVog? FluVog.

How did this come on your radar? There was a FluVog store in Dumbo that I passed by one day and I was like, you know what? I'm going to get myself some flu vows. The special flu vogue. Yeah. Oh, look at the head. This is flu vogue. My goodness.

What special events? I'd wear them to weddings and go back. Really? They were white crocodile. White crocodile skin shoes. That's Pat wears Lukasee boots to all his suited events. He wears a suit and then he always wears like cowboy boots with him. Yeah.

The John Fluvogs. Are we in the men's actually? Like, grommet. Yeah. It's a little tough to tell. I buy the gayest shoes ever? Yeah. Yeah.

These are the men's. It's fine. A little zesty. Little zesty. Look at that one. The NPR. Look at those hocus pocus-looking shoes. I don't know what you're talking about.

That one right there. Oh, yeah. Of course. Focus-pocus looking. Yeah. Like a Halloween? Yeah. All right.

I can't believe you got flu vogue. I got some flu vogue. Oh, my goodness, Leon. How do you come on? the names to these? I don't know. I thought this is like a... Fluog's a legend.

Excalibers. Does it say how much they are? I can't see. 369 for those. They started like 599 and we're in the threes right now. Big Cat, can you say how much your alligator... They were like $3.50, $400?

Too expensive. Are the Starfleets real tall? I can't find... Cool. I can't find the actual... Whoa. T.J. I sent you the ones they look like. Fluvog.

Blue Vog. I gave yourself some flu vogs. You said fluvog. Like, it was a household name. Yeah. Nike. It is in my house. Baby put on your flu bogs.

We're going out tonight. Does your wife say, Dan, break out the flu vogs? She definitely doesn't. What is she going to keep the flu vogue on? This is just in my brain. I'm happy that he actually exists because there was like a 50-50 chance I had made the whole thing up in my head. Jean-Fluvogs still look like.

That's what they look like. Whoa. That's a step and chew. They were nice. Stepping shoes. They were real nice. Are they very uncomfortable, though? So uncomfortable.

Kind of laced like a football. Terrible. Yeah, they are. Good look at boots. Mine didn't have laces. They had, they were slip-ons. Oh, excuse me. Yeah, but they were nice.

God, try to find my... I can see no world where you would ever wear those. They had a wet. I can't picture it. I still don't see it. What kind of suit? Just a full-ass suit? Yeah, they really popped in like a gray suit.

That was a nice. Gray suit, blue tie. flu vogs. They seem antithetical to the suit. Yeah, no, listen, they were a statement piece for sure. Were you very conscious, like, oh, I'm in the flu vogs? Oh, yeah, no, when I put on the flu vogs, I knew I had to perform. I had to, like, you can't be the fluvog guy and not be a good wedding guest.

So you were dancing in the flu vog? Oh, yeah, you got to dance in the flu vogs. They had a nice. Well, see, I don't know these things. You know, when you just learned of the flu vogue. They had a nice slick bottom, so you could really kind of slide. Spin around. Move.

Be tworreled. You can move in the flu vogs. Chana Brown. You should maybe buy some flu vogs have a five. Wait, I can't picture. I can't picture you wearing flu voguegs and I can't pick for you dancing at a wedding. No. I mean, it's, dancing is a loose term.

You can imagine what my dancing looks like. It's every white guy. No, no hip movement whatsoever. Yeah. A little bit of leg. A lot of arms. Yep, mine's just up a half. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Pretty bad. Electric slide, though. They just give you that one. Yeah, they just walk you through that one. That one is easy as could be. But I don't know if y'all noticed that I've been having this entire conversation wet. Yes, you have. Yes, you have.

The rest of you are dry. It's very funny. Not me. It's really good. I'm fucking wet. Well, go change. No, I think I have to stay wet the rest of the show, right? you can decide

what he's not going to decide right Eddie yeah last night I don't know I don't know what I could say so it's hard to What are you hiding

It was it was quite the night What Eddie? Eddie Eddie What do you mean It's quite the night Is it Tate's people

Is it is it Mincy What do we Mincy was a non-factor Non-Fat We put them in the corner That's right I told you before I left my ear off. I told before I left

the office yesterday. I was like, dude, put Mincy all the way away. He's not part of this. Like Uncle Russ got the worst of Mincy and the people next to him in the row too. Yeah. He was chewing them off for a while. But yeah, he was like a weight loss. He was a non-factor. I, I

was so far away from me, I had no idea what he was saying. Well, you've got the triple, you got the foot, or quadruple, the foot, the weight loss, Ole Miss this weekend, widespread this weekend. Yeah. He's got a lot to talk about. Yeah. Oh yeah, that is the in this van. He made the White Sox Instagram dump.

No way. That didn't look like him. Favorite place with our favorite people. He sticks out like a sore thumb. Where is he? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I looked at the wrong guy.

Oh, no. That text TJ sent to the group is so funny. Which one? With the what, where Bats tweeted like get Mincy out of the rate and then someone Photoshop Mincy pitching. Pitching. It was so good. How's White Sox Dave doing?

Uh, he's all right. He's, he's all right. They're in the middle of blowing. What? Oh, a two nothing lead. Yeah. They're just running out of gas. Yeah.

Very hot soup's very funny. Uh, beep, sure. They're just running out of gas. Yeah. Like they just, all their guys are just throwing walks. Yeah. I kind of think Venable's not doing a great job either. No.

Um, but that's the White Sox when, right when you think they're done, they come back. So I wouldn't be shocked at off. They win Saturday. I would be just in the fact that this is all Jerry Ridersdorff's wet dream. Yeah. Oh, yeah. To get unbelievable. Like this, he actually, if he, the White Sox owner, if he could script the perfect season, this is the perfect season.

Yeah, for sure. Don't spend any money, be just good enough to make the playoffs and be, like, good enough to be almost win the Central, two home playoff games. Yeah. Everyone buys in next year. But imagine if they win tomorrow and then he gets more home playoff games. He's moonwalking. Yeah. Like, he's so happy.

He's the worst. They're a little stat about not clenching since 1906 will continue. Pretty insane. They're not going to beat the race, even if they win. And if they do beat the race, they'd have to do it in five, right? Isn't it three, two? Yeah. What's up, Tate?

How are you feeling? I feel good. What's up, guys? That streak rolls on. We should also just give Eddie some credit for being two days, whatever, 20 hours with just the drunkest people. Sober. worst. He did great. He was battling Wi-Fi. He was with the drunkest people of all time. He did a really good job. He was working hard. Yeah. So what's the plan as of right now? I'm picking White Sox Dave up

at 7.15 in the morning at his house. Okay. We're then going to pick up Chuck. I believe we have GoPro's for the car. Chuck's documenting. We're driving to my parents' house where we are taking, I believe, a fleet my parents live right next to uncle steve who live right next to my brother so we all live on the same street like that we are all taking a fleet of cars to the to cleveland starting at the bar we have reserved tables at the bar for the ohio state game and then bouncing around tailgating like we would for the white socks right into the guardians uh 8 p.m game wow it's a long day over day you see he was throwing the first pitch who Travis kelsey and taylor Swift. Not out. That's what Dave told me.

Dave got a gift. Eddie, my only gripe with how things have been portrayed, Dave is trying to get off the fact he did say Obama was throwing that first pitch. Yeah, but he got the picture. For sure. Yeah, you got the picture. But he kept being like, I didn't actually, yeah, you did, dude. You told me Obama. Well, it's the same thing with the tickets. He'll, you know, he just will say stuff and it'll be filmed, but he still will deny it. And he's been great, but that Obama. He had Obama throwing the 3 p.m. first pitch.

Who threw the first pitch last night? The guy from Ted Lassow, but not Ted Lassow. The guy from Ted Lassow, but not Ted Lasson. The assistant coach. Brandon Riley. Gentleman. Yeah. Brandon Riley is Chicago guy?

Yeah, he's from here. I mean, this is such a big city. How do you? And they got some big fans. Like, for sure. Like, it's not like to Dave's defense. Like, it's not out of the realm of possibility that Obama would throw it. Yeah.

But chance. Chance? Yeah, chance him. They have the Pope and a president. They have the Pope, the president, and Oprah. That's the biggest three any sports fan. Yeah. They got Lewandowski. Lewandowski.

Are they actually getting Travis Kelsey? No. It's going to be like, I don't know who it's going to be. I think it'll be a Cavs player. I think it'll be like Donovan Mitchell. Who's like the biggest Cleveland guy? Drew Carey. Yeah, and they use him.

But again, everyone has plans. Like if you win, you have to one up every time. So LDS games are like Cody Allen through the first one. He's an old Guardian's closer. Yeah. Deshawn Watson, maybe. It'd be a, I'll tell you this, it'd be a dot if you've been watching them on Sundays. Imagine that.

Howard the Duck. Is Howard the Duck from Cleveland? He's from Duck World, but he moved to Cleveland, I think. He fucked a woman in that movie. Yes, he did. I got to see that movie. No, you don't. Eddie, that's what you're saying.

No, that sounds awesome. Have you seen it? I haven't. It was the biggest bomb flop. That's a Marvel movie, is it not? It changed movies forever. It caused, like, the spawning of Pixar. Wow.

Really? Yeah. George Lucas, like, had to sell the rights to his production company because it flopped so hard, and that production company went on to become Pixar. Huh. Shout out Howard David. How about that? All right, so how are, how was your dad?

and uncles they left at six in the morning. Yeah, they were gone. And that was a late night. Yeah, it was. It was the first time we'd seen midnight. They had a blast, though. It was really fun. Okay. And how could it not be for you guys? True. You know? That's a fact. Why were you calling Jose Ramirez a bum? Did you see that?

Yeah. I want that guy dead. Yeah. You're calling him a fucking bum? I said, what's your fucking problem? He had a home run. He had a big home run yesterday. Yeah. You're winning a playoff game. You're calling a bum. It was one specific guy was doing it? Dude had a, no. No, no, no, Tate was calling Jose I was not, but this guy's a million followers and he got it wrong, Kyle.

Barstool Tate called Jose Ramirez an effing bum, and Ramirez responded. Jose Ramirez is an absolute legend. Damn, he owned you. Pretty cut and dry. A million followers. I started getting DMs. He thinks, whoa, Tate. That sounds like it's you.

You're a fucking bomb. Tate, that's pretty incriminating. Yeah, as you can see. You're not in the video, though, so it's, yeah, I don't know what you. Could be anyone. No, fuck him. Oh. Fuck him!

God damn it The guy who did do that video He fucking sucked He air dropped me the video So credit to him It was very funny He was chirping Jose And then we drowned him out with that

And he was like yeah You can have the video I thought he was funny in the video Okay that's cool How sad was it in there last night That one inning just fell up Yeah I think there was a lot of like disbelief too It was like a great

Playoff game For the first five innings And then when the white Unravelled. It was like, oh, fuck. Yeah. Right. Like, everyone was just shell-shocked. Yeah, I think I think everyone's been super welcoming, super kind at the tailgates, and then both nights

when the game, like, shifted, it got more like sad slash also people, yeah, tense. It got tense. People weren't as welcoming, which is fair. Yeah. It's the same least. Yeah. How happy are you? Well, Nikki Smokes is now going to Texas. Yeah. Your place. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm fired up. Thanks for sending me, Dan. Yeah. Super excited. I think it'll be, but I also think it will be, good content. What? Smokes texted, tweeted this morning that not including him on this trip was a miss? I texted him. He's a fucking idiot. That's, okay, I was wondering how you would take that because that seemed like something stupid to say. He's a moron. Not only is it moron for tweeting, like, sub-tweeting me there, but I actually said to White Sox, Dave, if you want to take Nicky Smokes, you can.

And he's like, no, we'll just go, me and Tate. So it wasn't even my... I think that's where it got... It wasn't even my call. I was like, fine. I'm fine with taking whoever you want to take. Smokes has been grinding on the content, obviously, but it was... But I don't... I hate the sympathy grifting tweets where it's like, I want everyone to say, yeah, this is a huge miss. I told them that. I was like, dude, just fucking text me if you have a question. The order of operations was, I texted Dave saying, I want you to go to Cleveland.

You can bring anyone you want. Dave was like, it would just be me and Tate. Great. Tate's not going to Red River. We need someone to fill in. Smokes, you're going to Red River. Pretty, pretty... Yeah. Yeah. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. tell the text. You're exactly right. I think Dave just like, he wants Braveheart. Like he wants to just go alone, which I respect. Yeah, and I gave Dave the option. I don't think he's doing it

like a, I don't like, no, no. He just was like, I'm going to try to conquer it myself. Dave is, um, I talked to Dave. We had a meeting and I kind of pitched, not like bits, but kind of like, hey, we should make content. Dave is locked the fuck in. Yeah, no. I said, oh, I should wear our home jersey full uni. You should

wear your gray jersey. Like, we should, he's like fuck no, dude. Like, I am there. to win the baseball game. Yeah. That's what he's doing. He and Chuck very fun. I texted both of them last night being like, hey, I think you guys should go to Cleveland.

They both independent of each other were like, I'm a jinx. I don't want to go. And I was like, really, it's like, fine, I'll go. But they're both scared that they're jinxies. Yeah. You're trying to change the vibe. Yeah, and also smokes just outed Chuck's plan.

That was so stupid. I don't know why he tweeted that either. That is so dumb. Chuck was going to do it. I was going to fund Chuck. What was the plan on? Chuck was going to try to get the lucky parking spot. Oh, my God.

That would have been great. I told Chuck last night, I was like, just tell me, like, I'll pay, like, we'll just bribe the attendant. I'll give you $500. Go bribe the attendant to get the lucky parking spot. He was going to do it. And then Smokes just tweeted out that that was the plan. Had a boy smoke.

Just ruined it. Could you imagine if us, we had three trucks of Moore's, Moors, Moors, Moors. Uncle Steve, Uncle Pat. Everyone show up to the lucky party spot, and Chuck's like in there just. That was going to be great content. A lawn chair. It's ruined.

Thank you, smokes. Shout out smokes. Guardians guy. Because Chuck was like, I'm going to go, but I need one thing from you. I need to be able to rent a car and take this parking spot. I was like, absolutely. Like, that's a good move.

That's a very funny move to try to like reverse the, what's been going on in the last two games. But now, so shout out Chuck. It was a genius idea. maybe you'll still get it yeah I mean that attendant couldn't turn down $500 no I would think

fuck right I was like yeah this would be easy but it'd be sick if they do but I'm telling you if they do that don't be like the National Guard may get called it my dad do you see him last night he said I'm not having fun by the way how does your dad get that spot

every time does he obviously it's in a parking lot but how can he keep somebody else from getting it does he get there first every time I know the answer to this, but also if I say it publicly, I don't trust. All right. Well, that's fine. Yeah. So, I mean, you have.

Reaches the wheels a little bit. Yes, for sure. Yeah. For sure. It's an establishment where they might not fill up. They fill up from here. Yeah. This isn't the next one.

So then he has to. All right. So it fills up towards his spot, not from his spot. Correct. Yeah. Correct. And the, and the tenant or the business knows him from him. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Harry Buffalo I'm not giving the one thing I'll say is if you're using smoke free information I don't think he has the whole That was the information he compiled right It was just the name of He was working really

You're lucky I'm not going Because I was working really hard I'm pulling some intel I got the name of a bar And it's not even close to the parking space Oh no He shared all Maybe be alive

Shared all of his notes He probably just said tell me some good bars down there The one video I like laugh so hard. Your dad has a sticker on his hat from the last time he took a shot. Two shots. Two shots. Did you guys see that? No. Is that mean? He took a shot at the party. He's like, yeah, last time I took two shots. I got a sticker right here. He pulled off his hat. He's got a Jim Beam sticker. Like, what is that? He's like in the garden one that day. Yeah, he said they beat him by like 10. Beam by two. But that's double digits, right? That's also because he had two shots. I can't

remember that. You find that clip. T.J. So good. I'm excited for the content. I'm excited. Yeah, Dave is going to be locked in. He needs to. I don't know what outcome is the best. It sucks.

2019 opening day. Look at that. We want it. We want it by double digits. The Yankees losing really sucks. I know. Yeah. That would be.

That took away a lot of juice. Yeah. Because Guardian's Yankees are White Sox Yankees would have been great. Either way, Dave with what Yankees would be incredible content. Yeah. We go back to New York. Yeah. But now it's raised the trope.

Kyle. What's Dave going to be like if they win? What's happening? Eddie, what's Dave going to be like if they win? He's going to just, I don't, I still don't even think he's, like, process this season. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, he's still kind of stuck in, yeah.

What's going on? Yeah. It's a whirlwind. Yeah. I think it would probably just be aggressively like I knew they were going to win. Yeah. I think he's in like we're playing with house money mode already. There is a little of that.

They are the young team. Didn't expect to be here. It's definitely different than like a Dodgers or for sure. He already did the tweet last week where he said, you can't tell me I didn't see this coming or you can't you can't dunk on me for something. He did that last, like maybe two weeks ago. Where he's like nobody can tell me anything because nobody saw it coming. Yeah.

kind of fair not really though some people saw it coming you saw them being a playoff team sir i said they would get to game five of the you know the a lDS against the the guardians i said march 19th on this what a call yeah i said tate's uncles and dad would be there we'd be just and nicky smokes would try to be involved i said mincy would do shit like i was on it damn it was during march madness i don't think y'all noticed people are people are just so like they would see mincy and just roll their eyes and just be so said. They knew it was a bad omen. Did you film the clip, Eddie, of him walking through the tailgate, walking past you guys? You were right behind him? Yes, that, no idea. Amazing. I'm sorry.

Yeah, tape, shockingly, messed up, yeah. Oh, you said, you said, Mincy? He, you can't play because of the music, that was an incredible, like, three songs. I think they had, I think they had Atlantic City, fire on the mountain and something, maybe sublime, like, tailgate's He's not even looking up. Eddie had been on his tail for a long time. Like even before this, we saw Mincy. He doesn't know you're behind him there. No, no idea. The instructions are go to B. Go to the Monsters in the Midwest flag. And I've been giving him instructions since he was at in the Uber. This is like an hour later. He's already an hour late. Where's eyes going? Also, he had to be the only guy in the whole place in old gray. He was blackout. Everybody else is wearing black.

okay this was tough just looking around big ass back yeah yeah yeah yeah the ninja turtle that is kind of impressed that is it's like intimidating his head looks real tiny and his back looks really big he's got it's real wide in the middle truly had no idea that's us unreal he walks he's just so he's just so here. It's just another moment. It's over. How's he alive?

Oh. Watched right by you guys. That's not possible. So Tate's coming up. Smokes is in there. We're all in there. Oh, yeah. That's my dad.

That's your dad, yeah. Everyone's right there. And that's the guy shaking. There's Tate. There's smokes. They're a mess. And we never saw. What does he see?

Are you talking? it would be fascinating to see what he sees probably everything moving spiraling and I yelled mincy sorry that's really does he think y'all were going to be in the pole that was holding up that flag

he's like an elderly dog like Stella's like you know getting old and it's you know her eyesight isn't great and like I'll be like if I'm in another room and I call her she'll like come running but then like not see where I ain't that's she'll like go one direction.

I'm like, no, I'm right here. That's Mincy. In dog years, he's like 120. We were, that was, what's that called, lot B? Yeah. We were in there for an hour as he was walking around looking for us. And I'm telling him, walked right through it. Yeah.

And it wasn't at that point, like super crowded either. Oh, dude. All right. Well, good luck, Tate. All right. Sounds good. 7 a.m. It starts.

7 a.m. Chuck will have live updates. Are we, is he tweeting from the, what account? It's called stool trips. Yeah, so everyone go follow it. I do have to, that seems like, is Chuck a biased documenter on this? What do you think? Yes.

God, no. No? No. That's Dave. The diehard White Sox fan. Right. That's what I'm saying. Right.

So yes. I want a clean shake is all I'm saying. No. No. I do think Chuck is one of the few. You asked if he was, oh, yeah, sorry. He's unbiased. Yeah.

No, no. He is very, very biased. But if something embarrassing happens to White Sox, Dave, he won't bear it. That will be. That breaks it. Yeah. He has the confidence. Chuck is the nose for content.

But he will absolutely be rooting and trying to get good white socks propaganda. He will. 100%. I love it. All right. Thanks, guys. What are you going to say, Kyle? What type of celebrator is Dave?

And what's the biggest win that he's had? He's aggressive. A lot of jumping, a lot of swearing. Yeah. Like, yeah, just think about that. That's like the immediate reaction. Does he like keep it going? Is he?

He's not like happy. Has he ever won a big one? He's like aggressive like, we won. Yeah. Yeah. He finds more happiness in yelling at the other team. Correct. The despair.

Yes, exactly. Right. You know, rather than like joy. He celebrates the other teams lost more than his teams win. Yes, he's not a joyful guy. No. Yeah. Yeah.

He's an angry man. Yes. Like he was yelling at me Wednesday and her overback the whole time. About what? He was mad. I lost. Just like about various things. And I was like, all right, Dave.

So it was, it was a trying $48. He said he wasn't going to get his drunk yesterday as he did the day before. Is that true? That's true. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, he should try not to get his drunk Saturday. I agree with that. Yeah.

Yes. But yeah, he wasn't really that drunk yesterday. It is a fine line with those games, those big games with like the big buildup, where you're just, like, you want to remember shit. Yeah, for sure. But you can't, yeah. Yeah. You got to put the restrictor plate on.

Like, I think, like, let me tell you, like, going to the games with us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. So different. Yeah. Dude.

Like, wildly different. Yeah. The Cubs run last year. Like, yeah. I mean, we were, I maybe have a couple beers, but it's, like, locked in. That's it. Yeah. I eat, like, five bags of peanuts every game.

Yeah. I was just, like, so nervously eating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The only pregame that I did was I think there was one. game that I got there before you guys in Miller and I had two hot dogs by myself

sitting in the seats just be like all right now I'm ready for war yeah it was wildly different yeah oh man I also think like that's like the white Sox haven't been had a home playoff game in a while I guess what was it 2021? 2021 yeah but like there is a like when you haven't been there in a long time like I mean the comes are kind of like that where it's just like the crowd is just so fucking like itching for something yeah but they also just went through like despair right and never thought that they'd be back right so you get probably a little too drunk for sure yeah yeah stadium was on fire britton how you doing still wet good i'm still wet are you damp or wet um um legs and hair damp shirt t-shirt wet soaking wet yeah pop it off the t-shirt no i can't

I can't give it away for free, Nick. You're right. You're right, brother. My little hot pad? I'd probably electrocute myself and die in front of all of you. I tried. I mean, that would be a clip. Would be.

Ed, have you been to a movie with Stephen Chey before? I have, you. This is my first one. Curious. Walk us through it. Yeah. Was there a moment that you found out saying it wasn't real and you were a little disappointed? Oh, in what way?

What did that mean, Ed? What did that mean by that? In regards to Steve's cinema habits or what? Yes. Oh, is he? He has always preached or always said popcorn's his favorite movie theater popcorn. Yeah. Favorite snack, period.

And he finishes the whole bucket before the previews are done. Oh. And he finished before the previews are done with you. So here's what happened. Oh. We parked six different places before we went to the movie theater. We parked and then he was like, I can't park here. We got back in the car.

We parked somewhere else. There's a sign. I'm going to get towed. I can't park here. I was like, let's just go in the garage. I'll pay. No, he wanted street. Park, can't park here.

Liam can back me up on this. We finally go to a garage and the movie started at 3.45. It was 3.40. We get to the garage. That's not the one near the movie theater because we just keep going further away doing street parking. We get to the movie theater. Go to concessions. It's about 3.45 right now.

And Liam orders fresh baked cookies. And we have to wait for the fresh baked cookies. Oh, no. Chez Miffed. He's pissed. He's pissed. Yeah. He's pissed.

Okay. We missed all the reviews. I don't want to blame the cookies because it took probably three minutes. Fresh baked cookies? Liam ordered fresh baked cookies. That's not a movie theater? No. And he didn't like him.

Oh, gosh. Movie theater is about kidding. Che got a large popcorn. We sit down. Che did the straw method to get the popcorn butter in the popcorn butter in the bottom taught me how to do it. We sat down. He took, I'm not exaggerating,

7,000 napkins. He made a bib and then put all the other napkins on his body. Wait, what? Yeah. No way. Do you have a picture? Yeah. I actually don't hate that move.

Laying you. The bibs down. Yeah, I don't hate the bibs. More napkins that you could ever imagine. but he liked his shirt he said he only bibs when he likes his shirt and he liked his shirt it was a vintage bucks shirt and then he ate the popcorn like major pain and it was gone before it's at prime time oh so he did it was unbelievable the speed at which he ate the corn all right well i'm glad it happened for you yeah and then um he uh there was one thing that ruined the movie for him and he couldn't get it out of his head.

Wait, was it the because he, was it the cameo? Yeah. Yeah. So you guys were to guess? He told us this last night.

He's like, there was a shocking cameo. And it ruined his favorite movie. Favorite movies. A guy from his favorite movie. A shocking cameo. A guy from his favorite movie was in this movie.

And then ruined. He cannot watch his favorite movie. Why? Because the cameo was so bad? Well, all right. His favorite movie is Jerry McGuire. That's correct. Tom Cruise.

Kubigoting Jr. Keep going. Lipnicki. Yes. No way. Lipnicki ruined the movie for it. You see Lipnicki's cock. Oh.

I got him on the panel with Jane. So it ruined Jerry's seeing Lipnicki. Jerry McGuire has been ruined. So we walk out of the theater. He looks at the cast to prep for his review. And he's like, no. That was Lipnicki's cock. And he's like, it ruined Jerry McGuire for him.

And he just couldn't. He still imagines the, he still imagines the, he still imagine. The boy, the human head weighs eight pounds. Yeah. So he thinks in his head, he's like, that's gross. He convinced himself that was a boy cock that he saw. Because in his head, he views Jonathan Lipnicki as a boy.

I'm kind of with him. He told us that last night. It was. He was like, well, that's a hell of a cameo. He's like, you guys will never guess who's who was in the movie. It's from my favorite movie. We're like, yeah, you're right. We'll never guess of her.

He was a fucking eight-year-old from 1998. And he didn't say just like, it wasn't just his cock. It was. He was putting whipped cream on his cock. Yeah. And it wasn't like a prop cock, it was like... Well, I don't know. Okay.

But the whole, like the drive back, you're just like, I can't believe it. And it like, I think in the review, he didn't even talk about the movie. He just talked about seeing the cock and he was like 6.8. There's his... Oh, there we go. And then if you look at his lap, it's they starting to fall down. But like, there's so many fucking napkins. And then he started.

devouring. But that didn't happen for you? No, he didn't finish the bucket before the previews were done. Oh, that's brutal. Maybe she's an off day? Yeah, just low- great movie guest. I loved, I loved going to the movie with him. Did you like the movie? It was fine. It was one of those ones you enjoy, but you will never watch again. Okay. Which is

fine. Did it change your opinion on anything? I went in pretty anti-petophilia. Came out, same way. Wow, okay. So solidified, your opinion. It made Chris Hansen seemed to be like a huge egomaniac. Okay. I I heard that. I never really had an opinion on him anyway.

What else you got for Blutman? He ate cookies. That's all he did? Anything else? There were gummies. I was like, should we get some gummies? And I got him. He was like, no, I'm just going to get the fresh baked cookies.

And then the guy was like, yeah, it's going to take a few minutes. And she was like, come on. Now, fresh baked, that means it was just microwave? They were definitely microwave. Liam didn't like the cookies. They were too doughy. Ah. But otherwise, he was a great, great person to go out with, too.

Huh. Che laughed out loud a lot when nobody else did. That makes sense. So there was funny? Not to me. No. But there was like some parts Che was like, ha! In the theater.

And there was like probably like 20 people in there. He was the only one. It was a great time. I really want him to zoom in. I wonder if he's. If he's high right now? Yeah. That'd be funny.

I texted him. I don't know if he's probably taking it so seriously. There's not. Oh, you guys' wisdom sheet taken out? This is probably a HIPAA, but he took a call with his dentist on speaker as we were walking into the theater. They told him how much the laughing gas would be, and he said, no way. And so he took, I think he got this raw. No.

Yeah. Birthday boy. Hey. The birthday boy. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Yeah.

Wow. Wow. You look great today. Thanks, man. Yeah. Did it hit you hard at all, or is it? No. It doesn't really feel any different.

What's you? So your physical age is what? 22 probably now. Okay. Oh, physical age? Is it your physical age's birthday as well? Physical, I'm, there's physical, biological, spiritual. Right.

So biologically you're 30, but did you turn the calendar on both of those? 30 is my biological birthday. Right. How's your physical age 22? Like this young and spry still. Yeah. And then spiritual. A lot of Chinese fucking tapping lymph nodes.

Yeah. Yeah. The lymph node. That kind of stuff. And your spiritual age? spiritually age i don't know it's shifts some days it's different some days it's different how is your spend it's different some days different but did you turn 21 to 22 today i don't know i don't really count that it's more you know today today yeah yeah got it how's your

spiritual journey i know we were going to send you to china at one point you never went yeah we but it's always an option you know maybe for 50th that's a long time from now 20 years with spiritually or well this is the last birthday i think you celebrate it's like 30 and then 50. No, 40, 40 is a 40. You get like a 50, you get like a... No, you go decades now. You keep skipping 40. 40 seems like nothing. No, you do 40. 40's important.

All right. Not important, but it is like a... But 50, yeah, you get like a wheelchair from your nephew, that kind of shit happens. Yeah. Oh, shit. You never got that? You never did that gag as a kid? You get your dad a wheelchair when he's 50? The cane with a rearview mirror. Or that, yeah. Classics.

Yeah, classic joke. I know, you're handling aging gracefully. I don't know. I've never been a birthday. Like, it's never really bothered me. Are you doing anything fun for you? You throwing a party? Are you doing... Yeah, we're doing some... Tomorrow we're going to medieval times. Oh. That's awesome. I'm excited for that. I've never been. I'm very excited.

Got a costume, all that. Hell yeah. Yeah, so... What's your costume? Like, you've seen Assassin's Creed, the video game? I have. Yeah, similar to that. Watched it.

Okay. Something like that. Hell yeah. You have a lot of leather armor. It's the inspiration. Yeah, like got a leather hat, fireman's cap. Are you concerned? you'll look gay. Well, with tights. Tights always, you're on the chance of it with tights.

What do you mean fireman's cap? We went to a vintage, we went to a costume shop. He went to the vintage section and found a unpriced heirloom that wasn't really for sale. And it's an 150-year-old fireman's helmet. Fireman's cap. And it's pretty, it's pretty fast. Modern firefighter. It's a nice piece.

Oh, is it like rounded at the top? It's a leather. It looks like a leather cap with a cape, basically. What color is the outfit? I don't know. It's a mix. I'm torn. Because what if you get the different colored night? I have... No, not even close. It's 150 years old.

Search like skull cat. It's like a... It does look like a du rag. It's like the du rag of fireman'sats? Kind of. Wouldn't you say, Nick? It's a leather hat? I would. But it has like a cross on the top. I got to look into the old fireman. I'll wear it on Monday. I'll bring it in Monday.

Yale Fireman must have... Because that's when, like, shit was always burning down. What was their hose technology? Yeah, they were probably Pets, quite brutal, right? Yeah, line of buckets. Damn. Yeah, they lost a lot.

They lost the whole city one time, didn't they? They weren't winning a lot of those fights, those firefighters. No. They were just walking into the fire. The fire won almost every time, I imagine. Yeah, bad job. Yeah. How were the hoses back then?

I don't think we had. When did we get good hose technology? When did we get hydrants? A subscription service, too? Like if you didn't pay your local Firehouse and have their sticker on your window they're like, fucked. Oh, I don't know.

I don't know anything about old fire. Yeah. Chef, when you start to show signs of physical aging, which you haven't, would you get work done? What do you mean? Like plastic surgery? Botox. No.

Die your hair? No, I don't care. I just care about being a little move. So, you know, you started doing, what kind of you did Chinese workout? Yeah, I need to get back. I still do it a little bit. It's just jumping and hitting yourself in the right spot

seems to keep you. I never hit my spot. What spots are hitting yourself? And you're, You tap, if you tap your body like this in your lymph nodes, it's supposed to be really good for you. Do you know where all yours are? Under your arms. I don't know if that's correct.

Under your arms, on your neck, and your tat, like this. How often you do that? Every morning, 30 seconds. You punch yourself. I don't punch yourself. Can you show us the whole workout? When do you do it? Yeah, I do those. Donnie, that's doing nothing.

Oh, look, this guy's doing it. Oh, you should use too. He's a priest. He's just dancing. I don't think he's a priest. Really help. Big can you do these? It's a deacon.

Yep. That's in the time. I still do those, yeah. Yeah, that's all you need. And then the occasional, I don't know, throw some shit around. Jim, gym equipment. See? The palm sole wing, you use the palm body for unblocked liver organ and stimulate meridians.

Okay. Oh, the meridian. Yes. Yeah. You feel stimulating? A little bit. A gentle, soft to unblock our liver meridian. I'm a gold bladder marine.

Can I ask a question? Some people ask, like, how much of your trust in this, it just comes from the fact that he's Chinese? Oh, everything. If a white guy did that, we would get it. No, yeah, no. Every guy I've seen on doing his Chinese. It has to work because he's Chinese.

Yeah. I mean, they do. Like, they're always at the park. Yeah. I mean, look at them. Yeah. They live forever. they smoke fucking a pack a day now spiritually i know your age fluctuates but are you spiritually

chinese well that's a different question yeah right that's why i asked that's completely different uh we do we i'd say i'd say east asian most of east asian most of east asian but you speak you speak i thought you were french yeah but that's just demographically maybe it's like a french colony in east i think i'm more western if we you know if you really want to get that on the outside side of you's a Chinese man. Ah, yeah, a Chinese man that, like, came to California and during the gold rush and built the railroad.

Yeah. Okay. Your labor. Yeah. A little California, a little Minnesota, France, China. It's all over the place. A little bit of everything. Huh.

30, 30 great years. Yeah, 30 more. What was your best year? Probably more than 30 more, though. My best year, probably 2018. What was popping in 2018? Well, that's when. I was traveling backpacking and stumbled into Donnie in a bar in Korea.

That's how it started? Yeah, that's how I got my internship. I met him in Korea at the Olympics. I didn't even know that. And he said that was the most boring event you could have taken me to. And then we got hammered and I kind of faked it. I said I could film an edit and became his intern. Moved to China.

Oh, God damn. It's a hell of a story. Yeah. That's pretty damn good. What were you doing out there? I was backpacking. At the time, I was supposed to take. No, I was taking classes.

It was too late to do a study abroad program, so I asked my counselor if I could just take them all online and do my own. And she said, no one's ever asked me that, but I guess technically you can. So you went to the Winter Olympics solo? I had a friend working there. He was entering for NBC, and he said, if you can get to Korea, everything is free. You can crash on the floor of my condo or my apartment, and then I can get you tickets to events.

So I was like, I can, you know. But you were doing a lot of backpacking by yourself? Yeah, yeah. India at the time? I was in India after that. Donnie said, I don't need you for a month. And I said fuck, I don't know. I have to kill a month. I'm out of money. So I called, that's when I found my uncle on Facebook and moved to India for a month.

Interesting life. Did you ever take an advantage of? Oh, I got fleeced a lot. Yeah. How so? Fake cabs. They just wouldn't take you somewhere? No, it was just a fake cab, and they would say the meter would just be nonsense, and then they'd take it in the ATM

and drain you out. Thankfully, there was nothing really in it. They got me for everything I had at the time, but it was, I don't know, $250, maybe, $500. They took everything. Yeah. Were you doing gigs to make money? I would work in, like, hostels. I ran out of money from a crypto scheme.

It's old. I told this all on Dana's podcast, so I don't want it to spoil it. Yeah, you don't do that. We went through it all, but I got scammed out of a crypto, crypto scam, got me pretty bad. And then... In what year? 2018. That's pretty early.

That's your best year? That's the... Yeah, well, it was best... It seems like you constantly have zero. Yes, but I kept clawing back. It was fun. Right, that is exciting. And I stayed in the Indian man's closet, not in India.

It was in Hong Kong. I stayed in the... So it wasn't in the... And men would come in and out, not of my room, but of the apartment all night. Yours was a closet. Crazy noise they were making in there. So it wasn't India at all? No, it wasn't a gay man, no.

What were the men doing coming out? I don't know. It was a bad situation. I should not have stayed there. And the door was like, you've seen like just a rickety old, like a door that's not a door, really? Yeah. Kind of a sheet baiting, like a one step above beads that you move around. How did you end up in this man's closet?

He found me on the street. I found him on the street. And he's a denie place to stay and I said, I do. And I said, what's the cheapest rate you can give me? It's like $5 a night. I said, perfect. Were you sleeping on the street? No, I wasn't sleeping on the street, but I was.

Are there any nights where you had to? No, I never slept on the street, but I slept in chunking mansions, which is basically a homeless shelter. Okay. Yeah. Wow. I wouldn't have any one. I would go through the receipt. of Starbucks in Hong Kong to get Wi-Fi,

because the Wi-Fi, the code is on some people that bought you out, grab their trash, use their receipt to get Wi-Fi. Jesus. Yeah, well, it's fun. Titus, did you wish, Donnie a happy birthday? I did, I think. I think it was a communal birthday. Yeah, I said.

I don't need a... Happy 30th. Thank you, Mark. I'm excited for you. Thanks, Mark. You've had a crazy life, Donnie. It's been up and down and over and around. You think you're going to mature at the 30s?

You feel like a... Is that an implication he's immature? Do you feel like a shift happening? I don't know about seismic shift, but similar. Close, probably, yeah. Do you feel societal pressure? No, I feel like I've been the same age for the last eight years. This job kind of keeps you in the same age.

But do you feel like the pressure to procreate? No, not at all. Your biological cloture. Your family, does your family bother you? They're like, when are you going to settle down? When are you going to? Yeah, but there's five of us, so they bother. I just tell them to bother someone else.

Yeah. But, Brandon's out. I got to run too. Not yet though. I'm just going to change something wet. Why I have a haircut at 130. Do you want to change the shorts? Yeah. I have seafone, teal, elastic dolphin shorts.

But I brought jeans. Yeah, but do you want those? What are those, Kyle? Can we see those? Are you tested out of new underwear? Dolphin shorts, yeah. What are golfing shorts? They're more comfortable than briefs.

I've never heard of a dolphin. What do they look like? You should get off your pants. Yeah. news to me. They're really straight. Why are they called dolphin shorts? Can I see them? They look like silk shorts. Are they silk? Do you see the whole thing? No, like take off your pants?

Then you'll see well you won't see, you'll be able to see the lack of... Are they all the way up to your belly button? No, they're just elastic. Nice. That's probably bad for you. But... Oh shit. Is it...

What is that bad? What does that mean? You gotta go 100% cotton. If you have any plastics in there, it's bad, I've heard. You hear about your wisdom teeth? You're not supposed to get them taken out? Because they actually provide wisdom. They're like, no, I'm not kidding.

I heard this. I heard this for the first time last night, and it makes a lot of sense. Everyone gets them taken out, but if you leave them in, deal with the pain, you're smarter somehow. I haven't done any of my own research. Solely a guy on the street I was walking with yesterday told me this. Let's wait. Who is the guy? My own research.

It was like how we were a group, and we were walking to a bar. We were going through and from a bar. We were with him? to and from. Yeah, I was, I was with him. I think, I don't know, I haven't looked it up. I'll come back with some research on it, but... Do you have your wisdom teeth out?

No, I got them taken out. Damn. Yeah, got him yanked out of me, young age. Why do you think they do that? What's the conspiracy? I have no idea. I haven't looked into it. I think he told me it was because...

The man, keep it once... Yeah, keep you dumb. But again, I haven't done my own research. They're controlling us through our wisdom teeth. Look it up. Do a quick Google, T.J., CVE you see Wisdom Teeth, CIA or anything like that. You hate the CIA. I don't know.

They were always behind something. I feel like if you don't take them out, I guess everyone has them out. I don't know anyone with them. I never did. I was told five years ago, like, well, they're coming. You're going to need to schedule an appointment soon and nothing. But you know, right? You know when they're ready.

You feel pain? Do you think it's a scam? He's one of the smartest guys here. He's still got them in. Who? You? Oh. That's true.

Yeah, I got mine out. Oh, yeah. You can tell. I don't even know. Donnie, did you see who won that Peruvian mayoral race? Excuse me? This guy ran from mayor in a small town in Peru. Guess what his name is?

Hitler Mussolini. Oh, geez. Bad name. That's his real name? That's a Peruvian name. He changed it to that, did he not? That's it looks like a mugshot. He won the mayoral.

Hitler Mussolini Siemens, does that say? Yeah. Simeon. Simeon. I mean, I'm reading from an angle. Hitler Mussolini is the S-M-E-N. Yeah. His sexo is ombre.

Jeez. That's a good song. Sexo. Ombre. Peru seems nice. Yeah. Prue is unbelievable. A lot of people go there to experiment with psychedelics.

Really? I thought that was South America. Is that an ayahuasca place? Yeah. I think I'm going to eventually do ayahuasca. Me, dude. You guys shouldn't. I feel like I'm just barreling towards that.

You can just come out of that, like, schizophrenic. Well, it's like that or, like, you know, like get divorced and get like a Corvette. And I think I was a lot. Some people come out of those trips gay, right? Yeah. That would be interesting. I think I'd rather do Ibogne. Which one's that?

What's that? Have you heard of that? Yeah, that's tree frog? Oh, I want to look at tree frog. It's all the veterans now are. Ibigane. Yeah, it's supposed to. A lot of veterans are doing it because it helps with PTSD is what they say.

So, like, I don't know. I guess mushrooms are kind of like this. And that, like, if you're not eating mushrooms to, like, go to, like, a concert or something, if you're just, like, tripping, I've definitely done that before where it's, like, you just start thinking about, like, everything in your life. Which can be therapeutic and kind of, like, you know. I've gotten, like, 50% this is euphoric and amazing. 50% I'm doing so much wrong.

Yeah, like, every relationship. If I have is broke. I have to be a better friend. Yeah. Yeah, but it's good because then you come out of it and you're like, all right, yeah. Try to do some of these things. And then a day passes and you're back to normal. Yeah.

Did you get a burning man, Donnie? I've never been a burning man, no. I went to Dragon Burn, Chinese Burning Man. What? That's cooler? No, it sucked. It was knock off burning man. And Donnie and I only brought a handle of alcohol, fruit snacks, and like two bananas for four nights of him.

That's on. that's your fault. And a ton of mushrooms. We had penis envy, which is one of the strongest strains. What? Yeah, it's penis envy mushroom is like the strongest you can get.

And we felt all whatever of them. Why is it called penis envy? Because I think they look like a small penis. I don't know. I would assume that's why, but they were very strong. Were you afraid to have that stuff on you in China? Yes and no.

Like the average police officer, like, because everyone gets a job. It's like some of the beat cop in China is like the same as a garbage. Like it's just a municipal city job. Okay. So no, but like you couldn't put anything in messages.

Like they can read all your, the chats. Right. So I remember like something, I said something about weed wants to somebody and like they pulled me aside like in person like never to say that again. Like we can get fucked. But I think like, you know, Donnie knew enough people that once you're out in the woods, they don't really care. They care if you're selling it to like Chinese people like to actual.

But the expats have their own little. The expats, they don't really. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you're dealing drugs to them. Mm-hmm. What were some of the musical wax at the. Dragonberg. There's no musical acts. There was a person like talking about, um, like some weird, like, I think it was either like a circumcision or regrowing. Like that guy, it was like on the same vein as that. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, like, I remember Donnie like had it. We had a film. We had a video of it and Donnie had to cut it out because the person was a school teacher and like on the weekends did this kind of. So it wasn't music at all? No music at all. No. No. I don't. It was odd. It was like a workshop and then it was like a trip tank and then there was just. A trip tank? Yeah, you'd go in there and it was, you'd go in there and it was, you

lie down and it's just tons of visual stimulation huh huh yeah seems kind of fun it was all those expats out there you know doing mushrooms I think you guys made a video about it right yeah yeah dragon I watched it yeah it's a funny video it was a good time but by day three it was really bare bones right

super yeah it was next to a prison it was like a Chinese prison and then a lake that you shouldn't swim in and then Donnie and I did and then the dragon burn yeah we swim out of How quickly did you eat the two bananas? Oh, those were the first thing gone. Yeah.

And the fruit snacks were like, like, I don't know what we did. We found some got grilling chicken. Like we had to, like, we were just bag out of like, you know, we were just, luckily, people get fed us. But it was not. I think we drank first. We drank, we got hammered and then ate whatever food we had. And then realized, this is, it's going to be a long three days. But like, when you were packing, we were like, okay, two bananas should be good for four days.

We didn't. We were thinking. Two Welch's fruit snacks. We got it. Yeah. It was brutally hot in the tent. Oh. It was fun.

Looking back at it, it was fun. Do you miss China? I'd go back, but I don't miss, like, living there full time, though. But there's a lot. China's huge. I didn't see any of it. I mean, I saw the tiny part of it, so I'd go back. Are we allowed to go to China again?

Yeah, you get to get a visa. What was it? Yeah, there was, no, that was COVID. I have a, like, I think my tenure visa is probably about to run up. but they're relatively easy to get you go to Hong Kong you can get one rushed you can get one in two days donut no one checks anything

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plan you going to dinner night you have a dinner night fuck yeah yeah yeah um and then times times i'm pumped about taking a bus out there bus back everyone's got costumes do they play the alabama georgia game at medieval times i would assume not but you know you might have to ask what time is early so what time the time's kickoff

seven six 30 fuck it's right during time that's right that is right when the falcon begins yeah game five as well and uh chef We're going up a little early. You're getting knighted. I am. This was your suggestion. Yeah.

Yeah. It's your special day, dude. Yeah, I don't know what to expect, really. I've never been to a medieval time. I was told that was warned by another group that did it for a birthday, like people who are age, that a lot of kids will come up and get pictures with you because they think you're part of the show. I didn't think about it. It's going to be mostly children.

Some of the worst people ever have. No, the late show. 645, yeah. I don't know how late. Are you dressing up, Nick? Yeah. What are you dressing up? Peasant.

I don't want to steal the show, like, wearing my, like, legit armor. Yeah. It's his day. No, I went with... But you taught me a technique to look dirty. Oh, yeah. Yeah, classic technique. I tested it yesterday.

Yeah, it works, doesn't it? He said you've got to burn a cork, and you can rub the cork on your face, and then you'll look dirty. Looks like ash. It looks like ash. It'll be good. I think we filmed a video there once. White Sox Dave got knighted. Oh, nice.

It wasn't, like, a ton of children running down. All right, well, that's good. No, it should be. But it also could just be him. Quakes has a king Louis the 14th Out of like a big He's going king on your birthday Yeah he asked

That's fucked up He asked That's incredible He said yeah You go for it Like I'm not wearing a king of it So that's perfect Someone's got to do it

Have you ever been in general No I've never been No Never been It was not a thing Like I guess people That grow up around When they go

It's a school Like a field trip But they're My seventh grade It's field trip Yeah I'm pumped Brandon

Hey how are you boys doing What if one of the nights you know gives you a flower and he's like yeah if I win I'm winning this for you

what if one of the nights cups your balls and like a frog and toad situation no just like not like a what's a frog and toad situation yeah I don't think that's what frog at all

do you mean like the princess and frog yeah that's a tortoise and hare I'm a princess and frog frog and toad are two best friends scorpion in the yeah no two guys

Frog and the Toad Frog and Toad are two guys Frog and Toad were two gay lovers Yes they were Okay And they just loved The tandem bike But in the books

They're not cupping each other's balls No but in the play Have you seen the play? Yeah I actually have seen the play It's a frog and toad play Yeah was a frog and Toad play Yeah it's like sexually expensive I saw it as a kid

But a parent Chaparone for my My kids' first grade class We went and saw Frog and 2 It was awful Was there ball? I think there was Act two

It also was one of those situations Where you just I'm sure they're very talented But I just felt so bad for the actors Because like it was 10 a.m. on a Thursday In the middle of January They're entertaining six year olds

Six year olds And it's like you know these people thought That they were like gonna be on Broadway Right Like SNL They're doing stuff Frog and Toad for a bunch of kids I've never been able to get into live theater

I don't like it either I've never tried movies are so much better Or even I've never seen a puppet show But I'm assuming it's the same Puppet shows Yeah, puppet shows yeah You've never

I go puppet show movie Live Theater You always have like puppet show Puppet Show's number one For sure You like the movie You gotta see the puppet show Of Dune

Oh you read that book Oh I actually saw the puppet show Puppet Show is much better They cut a lot of shit out in the book The Big Short is my favorite Puppet Show We still need a Clemer to do it

I must major to do it Really? Yeah my mom put her foot down That's great That's really good mom Unbelievable mom move I know I found a ventriloquist recently on That's really fucking good

You'd like him Brandon He's a singer too Here? No on Instagram Oh Why me? Because he's a western singer He sings

Country Like this guy would blow your way You're not talking about the The big hat guy Yeah Yeah he's a ventriloquist But he's a singer first. No, he's a ventriloist first

if you scroll that. All of his videos are just singing songs. And look at his ventriloquies more impressive than his singing. And I'm not a ventriloquist guy per se. Yeah, I've seen this guy. He's going viral. Yeah, yeah. Sounds like you might be a ventriloquist guy. No, I'm not. By the way, Stephen Chey's on. Oh,

oh, man. He looks. Oh, he's good. Can you talk? Oh, really? Oh, No, no, this is sick. No, he got his wisdom teeth out. Did he actually shut the fuck up? Where to go? No way. That's why I thought you.

I didn't have about like 30 minutes ago. Oh, you poor thing. I should have told you yesterday not to do it. Oh, put them back in, Steve. Steve, go put it back in. You lost all your wisdom, Stephen. Oh, he's laughing. He's laughing.

Oh. How much in, are you in pain? Yeah. One to ten? Six point two. Oh, man. It's worse than. And you can't really talk.

I kind of love this, Jay. Have you thought about last night's movie at all? No. Are you thinking about Libnicki's cock right now? So sad. You're thinking about the bucks? Yeah. Yeah. They said, the doctor said you can't talk? Not really supposed to talk.

That's okay. You get dry sockets. All right. Get a milkshake, dude. Can't use a straw. Did you get drugs? Uh, not really. I, no, uh, I didn't. go under and I didn't do a laughing gaffes.

Oh, man. Raw dog. It doesn't sound fun at all. All right. Well, feel better, Stephen. We miss you. Are you going to be back on Sunday or no? Of course. Would you get to keep your teeth? I asked, but they threw them out already.

What? Can you do the Dickie V? Hey, Samia. That's good. All right, Stephen, feel better. That's, I'm now on Donnie's side, by the way. They threw out his teeth. That feels like that was all the wisdom.

They didn't. They didn't. That went right to the Clintons. They fucking, yeah. Griding that into capsules right now. Bill Gates is sucking on Stephen Chase. As we've seen. Right. I'll do some actual research and get back to you on whether or not. It's feasible.

I love it. Is the research just finding the guy who told you this? No, I'll do internet research. The ventriloquist? T.J. I sent it to you on Instagram. This guy is actually very time. His singing is sick, yes, but it makes sense how he can sing without really moving it now. And you would actually like him.

Yeah. So he was right on both those. Okay. You would like him. All right. I take your word for it. Oh, wait a minute. What are you doing?

What are you doing? I'm singing. I'm getting ready for my show. Boy, his mouth doesn't move. I'm just saying, you don't have to watch a show on September 18th of the Luglo. The guy himself looks like a retro like those dummy. The troubadors and I are playing the wild buffalo September 18th

Anyway, he's been truthful, but you'd like his singing, TJ. I don't think we need been trocalism. Go to, uh, it's a lost star, it's a lost star. I think it's lost for a reason. Yodels too. You've moved past it. TJ go down. Who followed him?

That is a big ass hat. T-Boppel. That makes sense. Jolos. Tj, go down to the other one. I'll show you the other one. Hold on a yodel. Watch a yodel.

Here we go. Yodel. Adi Stop it right there He's pretty good Would any of us know if that's bad? No But he's good

It seems right He'll do He'll do He'll do He'll do He'll be Oh He combined the two

Least popular arts To make one A horrible product There's something about that hat man To see Tj go up, go up One up one up No, down, down, down, no, down, to your right?

You're not. Down one, down one. Titus, if I invited you out to see a yodeler, you'd say no. If I invited you out to see a ventriloquist, you'd say no. If I will say the two of them together, but I would be, there'd be such a curiosity. I might say yes. That's a very nice. A true.

10 gallons worth a hat, 20 gallons worth of voice, five gallons worth a dude? Oh. Yes, he's an incredible singer. Oh, that's good. Oh, ventriloquists are very talented, we just don't need it. Unfortunately. I'm going to become a... They're born in the wrong era.

I want to be a mask. Yeah, we need it in 1920, but we didn't have television. That's the next... Instead of the mask singer, it should be the mask ventriloquist. And after every performance, I'm like, in my mouth was glued shut. The masked ventriloquist. You have like the marshmallow DJ had on. Just ventriloquisting for blind folk.

Well, I think singing those things go hand in the hand. If you can do one, you get new both. Because it all comes from your diaphragm. Talking about moving your mouth, you have to use your stomach. But the ventriloquists never make a natural face. No. That's my problem. It's like their mouth didn't move.

Like, who stands are like this? It's uncanny. Yeah, so it's just kind of. Can I know anyone here do that? No, I can't. That's pretty good. Oh, really? I don't know.

Oh, okay. It might make a comeback, though. You think so? Yeah. With AI, I might be time for the... Reverting back to analog tastes. Yeah. It would be cool if we all learned and did a show.

show with our mouths shut. I told you. I told this story. Like, I have a friend I hadn't seen forever. He's like, hey, good to see you doing well. He's like, I got to tell you a foul from afar. But like, if you never have Clemer do something with like a puppet show, it will be a miss. That's incredible. Oh, like you put him on strings?

Yeah, like have a Berminette. Yes, exactly. He's the puppet, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be like, you know. That'd be good. What? I was just looking at you as you were speaking. Oh.

Well, next time he's here, we could dangle the strings down from above. and just have him. Yes. What we're going to do? I mean, Kyle, Donnie, I don't want to spoil anything, but we're going to see a hypnotist next week. What? You do a lot of shit, man.

The hypnotist? Not the. No, he won't. If he's good, can we bring him in the yak? Yeah. They might know each other, though, and we'll see. Oh. Is he local?

No. He's big time. Are you guys going somewhere? No, no, he'll be here. Oh, he'll be here. In the office? No. Oh.

Damn. Is it secret? Secretive? I don't think. It's something we're working on. You guys all agree. Like, I don't think I'd be hypnotized. I know for a fact.

You're not. Like, I've been a, what I'd like to see. I would love to be able to be hypnotized. I just don't think it's possible. It works because we're polite, right? Like, I would go along with it just because I'd feel so bad in front of people. You would never smoke another cigarette because you'd be afraid. I don't want anyone else from the show to see me doing that.

It takes a very specific person. But I remember in high school, they did it like the lock-in where the, before graduation, and they want you out drinking so they make everyone sleeping in the school. And they took the shyest kid that had maybe said two words, four years, and they hypnotized him. And he was fucking dancing and jumping around. Like, there's no way this kid would ever speak unless he was hypnotized.

It works on certain people, yeah. You got hypnotized, Tish? Yeah, they did, like, the post-prong thing, the same thing, Tony's explaining. I think it's kind of predicated on, like, the only people that it actually works for are the people that want it to work for them. Right, right.

Like, they brought, like 15 people on stage, and, like, five people, they just were like, all right, get out of here. But they only pick people that were, like, Me, me, I want to do it. I want to do it. So you got, did you get hypnotized? Yeah.

And you, what happened? What did you do? Do you start twerking? While I was under, I swapped my shoes. And then it was like, the rest of the bit was like, I didn't, I never acknowledged that my shoes were on the wrong feet the rest of the time. And then when I left the theater immediately, I was like, why are my shoes on the wrong feet? No way. It's a video of it. It worked with Glunny Balls.

Caleb did something with Glunny and a hypnotist and, like, Johnny Bananas clearly was, like, faking it. and Glennie was hypnotized. I had a there's a local one who hypnotized Saddam Hussein's son. No way. Had him on the show.

Uday? Uday? Wait, he's like the worst guy of all time. Yes. Like the most evil guy ever. Yes, this guy's local and he I had him a dog walk years ago and he went to Iraq

and he hypnotized Uday Hussein because he had a limp and it was seen as, you know, like not masculine so he tried to hypnotize him to not walk with the limp. Did he work? Did he get like a medal of honor? I don't know what happened, but it's crazy that he did that.

Why would, yeah, go out and help him? Yeah. Sure, they paid him well. Oude. Sure, yeah. Good dude. Whoa. Whoa.

O'Day? Larry Garrett, the hypnotist. All right, guys. Well, thank you. I got to get my haircut. Happy birthday. Birthday. Thanks.

Donnie, you want to do a birthday gift wheel or anything? What's that? You want to do a wheel for your gift? I got it wrong. I'm three minutes. You plug in your gift yet? What's that? You plug in the gift yet?

What's that? Oh, you nick got me a very kind gift. I put a wheel together. Oh, we have a wheel? No, we'll do it next birthday. No, no, no, no, no, no, we'll do it next birthday. No, no, no, no, no, we can never get a haircut again, though. You have to get the, if he made a wheel for you.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, Donnie, go get your haircut. We'll do it. Did he make a wheel for you? If he made a wheel, let me see it. Donnie. Well, he didn't make a wheel then. Go get your hair.

It's a nice, it's a nice kind of act of you to pretend to make a wheel, but next year. So you don't think he made the wheel? Well, I won't see it. Let's see it. I haven't sent it to TJ yet. We don't have time for you to log in. That's my point. Yeah. Don't get your haircut.

Why are you angry? You made you a wheel. You walked away from a wheel. That was a gift wheel. That was a real olive branch. It was, yeah. Dude, did you buy the thing you said you were going to put on a gift wheel? I did, yeah.

Oh, wow. But he'll have another birthday. That was, I thought you were kidding. Is there somebody else you'd want to give it to? Oh, does anybody else have a birthday? I mean, we all do. That's not until April. Yeah.

Yeah. I thought. Well, I thought it was a congesture. He's got to get his haircut. Also, I do miss doing the wheels with that. By the way, he had to hurry. He had to run. He had to get his haircut.

He left and went back to the kitchen. Very slowly. Very slowly. Walk, ambled back to his kitchen. Okay. Which I don't believe there's a haircutting location over there. Nope. Huh.

That's interesting. Brin, do you think you'd be hypnotized? I wouldn't want to tempt fate and say I couldn't, but I just have no interest in trying. So I don't think I would ever volunteer to do it. Yeah. Did that magic trick on you that one time that got you? Yeah, that was good, but I was a willing participant in that.

Here, here, here's my phone, do whatever you want to do. No, the magic I did. What magic trick did you do to me? I want to do it again? No. All right, when I snap my fingers? No, no, no, no, no, no, stop. I was never gay.

See? See? No. That's not, no, no, no, no. I'm going to steal that. Before you snout your fingers, I wasn't gay. Before you, I'm straight. Yeah, exactly. Before you're straight. You already forgot. This isn't a thing because I at no point was I get. Yeah, right, right. That's, it worked. That was impressive. He did it. He's like, no, no, do it. And now you can go around pretending you're straight. You were never getting. I am straight. Right. Exactly.

I was never gay. Right, exactly. That's a good one, huh? It's a good magic trick. That was, it's impressive. It worked instantly. But I wasn't gay. Right.

Right. I would have paid for that. This little bar trick you can do. It's a good one. Immediately be like, I wasn't, I'm not gay. I'm not. The only way you can win that situation is like, no, I'm still gay. Yeah, just start sucking cocked.

Didn't work. Give me your penis. Trick failed. Oh, man. Kyle, do you have an outfit for medieval times? God. You're going to come in? I'm trying God.

I've been wanting to do God for. I know. You could pull it off. Yeah. Dolphin shorts or no? Not for God. Right. I was going to say.

You can't. You're going God. It's undenial. I've made it myself. It's undeniably God, too. How did you make it yourself? You're the least handy and crafty guy I know. You'll see.

It's just a white road? I'm excited. No, I'm being a plague doctor. Oh, you're going to plague doctor? Yeah, with a raven face. That's a classic. You wanted to do that for a while, too. I love bird faces.

I know. Kyle, I know. I think you should come in as God one day. I'll do God, yeah We just have to guess what day your God It might be obvious Imagine missing

We just whiff on the God guess Wait, what did you get Donnie For his birthday? I got him a CB radio To talk to Trump That's right Yeah Oh, that's a perfect

Perfect for it That I thought so And for us Yeah For whatever comes out of that I know I know I think he's gonna make Some good friends

We should just have him Just sit in the corner And be on the CB radio Talk to Truckers Yeah some truckers on the show. I'm curious what his CB name's going to be. What was yours? I was

little boy blue growing up. My dad got me a CB radio young. I was talking to truckers a lot as a boy. That's such cool tech. Are you pranking them? They're just... No, I was pretending to be a trucker, and they were playing along. At the time, I thought they were like, they think I'm a trucker. Wait, did the truckers have to, like, opt into this?

I would ask if it was, I was headed to Mingo Junction with Steel Coil, and I asked if they was, like, if anybody had eyes. Do the truckers have to willingly, like, go to a certain... It's like an open channel that any trucker can talk on. There's, like, five of them. But how... So, is there, are there just, like, thousands of truckers talking at all times?

Well, it's, like, within the area. Got it. But do they do that for fun? No, it's how they talk. So, like, when a boy comes on and, like, that would be annoying as hell. I think, yeah, they didn't have to answer. But they would? Yeah.

Would they tell you, like, you got... What was it? I was bringing... I was bringing 30-0-0-0-0. Toiles to Mingo Junction. I was bringing 30,000 pounds of steel coil to Mingo Junction. Which makes sense. I was head.

Yeah. But don't they get mad if that's all they are? There was no, like you would hear talking. But they're riding down the road bored. Yeah. Yeah, they got a hold of one of those. Well, no, that's, you're changing the entire. Yeah, you can't get one of those.

Yeah. But like, you know, the airways would forever be clock. Yeah. Yeah. Mence is like, wake up, wake up. That would be fine. It's a blast. Just give him a, give Mincey a CB radio and put him in a room.

You think he could talk. on that one single solitary second? You have to press the button and talk. He couldn't figure that out. It's true. But it might be a good way to just be like, hey, when he starts telling a story, he'd be like, here you go.

C.B. Radio. I think you were on to something with that calling Coward AI. Yeah. He was debating calling it. If he was in a room with CB radio and we had like Nick and Kyle and other people in another room with CB radio. Yeah, that would be good.

Pretending to be truckers. Now we got something. That would be good. Mincey just brings down the entire trucking. They're like, I don't want to do this. down the eastern seaboard. They're all driving off bridges. Why?

The hell is going on? Our yak cards are in the back of the one truck. Oh, man. Bryn, do Marzetti. Give me Marzetti because I love talking about delicious ranch. Something on Stephen Shea's other to finish out the week. How does Marzetti ranch stack up to the number one ranch in the country? It's not even close when you taste this top shelf, Marzetti stuff.

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with me being a fake fan. That's on me. Also, FU White Sox, Dave. As for the plan, I called Tate and asked if any of the Chicago guys are driving. He told me no that he was driving them all up, so I don't know what they were going to park in the spot. Could have just texted that.

But he also tweeted that he... Yeah, he tweeted out. And he also tweeted out that he should have been included in the content without just asking. Sitting here, cheesying the... Here's the thing. I like Nikki, and I think he's doing a good job. He just doesn't use his brain sometimes. And it's like, that's where...

Like, I don't dislike him. It's just... Again, it goes back to, like, the sympathy... Like, tweeting being like, I feel like I should have been included. That's just... You're just looking for people to be like, yeah, Nick, go Nikki, where it's like, come on, dude.

You know, like, we don't need to do sympathy stuff like that. I thought he did a fine job the last two days. Like, he did a good job. He mixed it up with, with the uncles. Yeah. And I told White Sox Dave, if you want to bring Nikki, you can. But I do think Dave has, like, a,

he's William Wallace. Yeah, exactly. He wants to go into Cleveland and conquer the city on his own. Because he didn't even want, like, he wasn't, he didn't want Chuck to go. I was like, but we need someone to document. Chuck. It's perfect for that.

William Wallace, into that movie getting, drawn and quarter ripped apart. That's the raise. That'll be the raise. How does he handle, like, taunting and stuff like that in a stadium that's not his? Does he ignore it or does he, can you get under his skin and, like, really mess with him? Well.

We don't got to get totally into it, but there was an incident yesterday. So that's why, like, a lot of things were. A lot of things were. were like I I turned into full like Steve Wilco's yesterday. You can't say? No. We see that later or is that not going to? No, it's not going to come out.

And just like that's why like I like stopped tweeting everything at one point because it was like I had to stop doing content and just become a fucking bodyguard. It wasn't interdrama. It was like another. No, it wasn't inter. That was my first. When Eddie texted me an update, I was like just please tell me it's not our guys fighting. Right. and each other was not in Tifa.

Like all I need is like, you know, White Sox did take a swing? No. What fandom was, what fandom was the aggressor? Well, I gotta say, like it was, there was multiple incidents. Like, Tate had a situation. Dave had a situation. Nikki, it was all like, I, every time I had turned,

I was like, it was, it was pretty rough. There was a lot out there, huh? Yeah. So that's why we were talking about it earlier. I was like, I don't even, I don't even, I don't even, I don't even, I don't even know. know anything what happened in the game. I mean, that's a tough place to be when you have that much pent up, like,

wanting for the White Sox to do something good combined with alcohol, combined with blowing that six inning, that's when it can get nasty. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And the blackout. The crowd looked awesome. Yeah.

You see Dom and Zupi, Zupi, Dom and Zupi. So I bought them tickets, but I did it. during game three when it was like gonna beat because you I think the whites actually were even up because I was like I'll just get the money back if I don't yeah they were like on the front row down the line they had great tickets yeah we said we paused the TV and saw him a couple times yeah good seats Dom was so serious he looked like he wanted to kill so oh dude yeah it was crazy look at his face they're both look at his face I asked him if he had fun I asked him if he had funny he looked at me like I was crazy like what do you mean fun he kept

saying the plane's going back anyway He's not out of his Yeah, planes going home anyway. Might as well play a baseball game. Plains going home anyway. Fucking 10 scowl. Is Mike wearing a suit today? Yeah.

Different one. Equally is large. So big. Michael. Big dad suit. What is that one? Look how cozy. These cozy boys.

Is it on the ceiling? Oh, that would have been awesome. That would have been sick as long. That's the ceiling. Wait. Oh. That's got to be him. Oh, my God.

So that's... A place of business. Hell yeah. That's for breaking the stool. Yeah, we have to remind him it's a place of business. We have to wear a suit today, tomorrow, or yesterday, today, and Sunday. Damn, the neon sign guy gave that to us. So it's a gift.

I know. On that Belmont office, yeah. I know. Oh, so you were attached to it. Yeah, the one on Western. Oh, I love... That place is so cool. That's where we got it from.

Feel free to hand out of it. You should hand out of it. a punishment because I said I didn't know where the sign came from so I was just like I don't care yeah and I also everything not that I want anything to break in this office but I also understand this office and things will break everything so I'm not going to get upset when it's like oh a Nerf ball went through a TV well yeah we we work in a playground yeah but yeah if that had sentimental value you should hand down a punishment no I'm just I'm just fucking around but it was a custom made oh man he needs to go

You're another one. Do you want to make his suit even bigger, Eddie? No, it's all right. We could make his suit bigger. I mean, this punishment has only given him a ton of confidence. Yeah, he just looks cool. And also, when you wear a suit that big, you're comfortable. The worst part about wearing a suit is being uncomfortable.

That's right. I think he has to go a skinny suit on Sunday. I've got a suit that he doesn't fit anymore. Maybe that's what he has to do. Michael, you've got to wear the ill-fitting. Oh, those pants are funny. Don't sit. Don't sit.

Your dad is a giant. You have the biggest dad. Michael, I think you got to wear the tight suit on Sunday. You're just Steve Harvey. I try to find it. Okay. It's also, it's not that tight. Okay. But relative to this, it is.

How tall is your dad? He's probably, I think, like, 6'4. Okay. Yeah, he's tall. Yeah, big guy. Now how tall are you? Like 5.11. Oh.

He's maugging you. Sorry to hear about Dick and Mike, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really get, uh, bang, uh, Talking the mic. Yeah. I don't get banged up about celebrity deaths much, but this one sucks.

Yeah. Do you think Ben Johnson wears the sweater? It'd be pretty cool. I think he has to. Yeah, he's pretty cool. I don't think that's a... Why not? It's Dicka's thing.

I feel like... Right, but that's phenomenal. Yeah, but it's more like my culture is in your costume. No, he's a bear's culture. Yeah. I don't like it. I don't... I feel like it...

It's a bear's guy. I can't be the Bears coach. I think Ben as the Bears coach. I think it would be a very nice gesture if you wore it. You got to win the game. 100%. You can't lose in it. I was going to ask you, I don't want to be insensitive.

But have you thought about the silver lining that the Bears are good enough to get the Mike Dick a death bump? Oh. Have you, like, done that calculus? Well, we got it when we were bad. Buckus died and we beat the commanders on Thursday night football. We thought this might actually be like a, there might be a silver lining here that like. When Walter Payton died, we played the Packers. Yeah.

No, there's definitely, I mean, the Bears are going to make it to work. I think you have to play it safe, and then he comes into the locker room to celebrate with whatever. That's a good call. Maybe. Pre-game, I think, like Burns said some pre-game guys showed up wearing it. I think that's a little bit. On the sideline, though, I feel like it's little. I want him to be as focused on the game as possible.

I feel like wearing. I don't think that's a problem with Ben Johnson. I don't think that's a problem. I think Mike wasn't. It's a little, it's a little, I don't know. It feels like we're going to make it about. Yeah, I don't think he's me and. He was a little too jovial upstairs, right?

I'm, you were laughing? He was, he was talking to someone. He was like, that just made my day. Brina, we might, what are we talking about? What are we talking about? We might have to tweak our bearers fan rankings. Yeah. First off, if anything, you guys have bear.

Yeah, we have. What made your day? Oh, oh, it was that we don't have a stream on set. Saturday night. That's what it was. That's what it was. But Dick had died. It was like 1012. I remember. I looked up. Oh, no. And he's got the timestamps.

1012? If you remember 1012, then you're guilty. It was not. Oh, I remember. Because I was like going to take pictures of my memophilia. That's a fake time, by the way. It's never been 1012. I've never seen a clock say 1012. It doesn't even sound good to say. 1012? That's cr.

10.1. That's low. I expect this from Nick. I expect this from Nikki smokes from Tate from you. I don't appreciate. No, listen, I'm not. I just, you know, maybe it's not a Dikai. 11 minutes later. Day was made.

I was just surprised. That's it. You're young, though. You're, yeah. I obviously didn't have as much of a, you know, connection to the Dick could, but I still will stand on the fact that I don't think Ben should wear the sweater on Sunday. Would you wear? Would I?

Yeah, would you? I think he absolutely. I think it's just you have to, you have to. you just have to win. That's the only thing. The risk of that is high. You think fans should? Is that bad taste?

Yeah, well, that's always been a thing fans do. And I respect fans like. But doing it right after he died, is that an homage or is that? It's less about it being an homage or not. It's more of like there's a certain person who can do the homage where it's like the bear's head coach. But does he, does he need to? I mean, it's just a nice gesture.

And it's Packers Week and it's like everything. It's a nod to one of the greats. What if LaFleur does? What if the Mount Flores comes out with a Packer's sweater that's like in the stop? Whoa. Devil horns. Yeah. That would be hilarious.

Oh, my God. He doesn't do it. No, no. He said that he like had a press conference already and mentioned it and how he's like, you know, honored to be in the spot that he once sat in. I don't think you need to dress like him. to show that like you're a great gesture

you respect TJ can you play that clip that I tweeted of Dica like the most when caller called in and he gave him the address he's like I'll fucking kick your ass dude that

was he a saints at that point no those bears almost as many verbal attacks as his team has wins he's publicly ripped his quarterback a newspaper reporter and now a fan who had some choice words

for iron mic during a radio talk show Why did it appear that Mike was holding back trying not to cry like the baby that he is? Well, Neil, I tell you what you are, I can't say on the air. But I tell you what, I'm 53 years old, and my office is 250 North Washington. Anytime you want to meet me there, you call me back on the air, you tell me what time and when, and I'll whip your ass. The Saints one I posted. Which one's the Saints one? Oh.

Talk to the trainer. Oh, I got to see that one. We're two and seven, yeah, I post it. The Who You Crapping, too, it's always. I can't find that clip. From, yeah. Yeah. Who you crapping?

Yeah, he, when he was, like, one of the. Three quarterbacks on his football team. Whichever one starts, whichever ones don't will back him up. Period. Cut and drive. It's nobody's concern but ours. Nobody's. Next.

injuries from the game. Talk to the trainer. Next. Mike, why are you in such a bad mood? What do you care? Okay. If you were two and seven, you'd be in a bad mood too. It's three quarter minutes.

It don't make them like that anymore. No. He would pick the Bears to win when they did like the pregame picks and in games they weren't even playing it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. All right.

Michael. Yeah. Got to win Sunday. Ben Johnson is in a silly costume for your sake. Shout out to, Hoyt did his rookie lap. Oh, yeah. Hoyt.

That was cool. I went to the website, tried to get his jersey. They don't have his jersey, so I had to get a custom made. Oh, hell of us. Well worth it. Yep.

Dude. I've always wanted a senator's jersey. The rookie laps are really fucking cool. Yeah. Oh, my God. Are there a lot of comments that just say, Hold. Look at him.

I'm so fucking proud, dude. That's our. That's our Hoyt. That is our hoit. Was that our first Hoyt? Yeah. And he got to the fucking NHL. So,

yeah. Mm-hmm. We weren't looking like for a notable Hoyt either. Any Hoyt. Oh my God. He looks good in 73. Hoyt. I bet the senators last night they won.

Just for Hoyt. You bet? No way. Fuck yeah, I did. Yeah, you had. Well, it was also the one of the Twitter accounts, DM me. and he was like, you gotta bet the senators.

I was like, fuck yeah. That's all it takes. Yeah, shout out to him. He was like, I think he's a hockey fan. He's got to take it. I was like, fuck yeah, I do. Hoy. Oh, we had, uh...

I fucking love Hoyt. Oh, yeah. I think a reporter... A reporter at... TJ, do we have any video? No, but I saw that. I got that same Josh text. Yeah, what was the...

Was there a video or anything? What are you all talking about? Oh, all the... All right, so one of the reporters, Adam emailed Josh and said, I was in the locker room, post-game, scrum, and all that sounds available online to watch back. I can share more details if needed any case. I think he might have asked about the yak to Hoyt. Oh, really?

Oh. I really want to see that if they have. I would love that. I don't know. Because, like, without us, he's not in the NHL. No. No chance. Probably homeless.

The senators watch the show. Oh, yeah. And they're like, who's this hoight guy they're talking about? Yeah. You got to get our hands on him. He was going into his last year at Cornett. No, yeah. Nope.

What? Yes, he was. Can't say it. In Ivy League school in New York. I don't think it's fine now. Cornell? Oh, it could be Prince. No.

Ever heard of it? Jersey fuck. Columbia? Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. What were you saying, Brandon?

A little smooth break. Yeah, no, we... That wasn't... That wasn't awkward, right? Last year of college hockey when we found him. Okay. Where? I believe Cornell?

Still go there. And did the senators already have his rights? I don't know. I think so. I think they had his rights. So we didn't buy as low as we thought. When was Hoyt drafted? I feel like we had a big thing about it when he got drafted.

We talked to him when he drew. How can we get all the credit for this guy's accomplishment? just give it to ourselves that's easy how can we make this child to the reporter who apparently watches the act as well yeah yeah grafted in 2023 when did we find him i think it was 24 we've done two hoy days we did a hoyt day and then we did a one year check what was the last toy day 2025 what was the event didn't he get like what happened something happened he went pro but not no he was at court was it was it he was He had some type of debut.

Maybe preseason? No. Pro debut? No. Like, HL? I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He played on a...

That's exactly what it. It was in college. He graduated college. The end of last season, he played in the H.L. Yeah. For a few games. Then he got called up. He played like not on...

He played somewhere in... I don't know. Maybe that's not AHL. But he played somewhere. Somewhere, yeah, right? I know exactly what circle you're doing. Correct. And it's exactly in that circle.

Correct. You've lost me. It was his pro debut. Yeah. Right. Just get to the circle. Just find yourself in the circle. Nick, have you noticed yet?

Is that hey Arnold? Fugs Bunny? I actually, I got my socks on in the dark and I did one of the most embarrassing things I've ever done. One's Garfield, one's a line. Oh, no. That's the biggest. mistake a grown man can make. Garfield.

Your Garfield on the left and Looney Tunes on the right? My God. Yeah. Yeah. I've been sitting here in shame the whole time, hoping you wouldn't look down. The Hatfield and McCoys are on your fucking legs? I like to think Garfield and the Looney Tunes would get along. Garfield?

Have they ever crossed over? Has John ever... Look at that. There's Tweety Bird and Garfield. Now I'm thinking about Garfield would try to eat Tweety Bird, but he wouldn't because he doesn't move. Marvin the Martian and Garfield, does that even make sense? Oh, my God, Brandon.

Yeah. Like, where's John R. Buck will fit into this? Well, this is just the animals. Well, no, John R buckles on your other song. Sure. I think Odie would do okay. John's there. Yeah.

John's there. Yeah. But John's probably watched the Looney Tunes before. They've crossed paths. And the animated special Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue. Oh, wow. Well, that's pretty cool. Oh, so those are...

I'd like to watch them. I think those are... Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue socks. Yeah. I think I'd like to watch that immediately. Did you see Kyrieu or sack me, Bradford? I didn't. Tommy wanted to go see it bad, and I just ran out of time, so we'll just have to see it straight.

Wait, this has all the pooh? This has all the fucking fella. Gonzo's there. Wait, is this a Disney? That's slimer? That's Disney. That's everybody. And the Muppet babies?

Is Alf in there? What the fuck? He turned into like Louis Armstrong. Did it win an Emmy? What's how? Let's happen out of the picture frame. That's garbage at him. Carfield don't give a fog

Alph coming out of the ocean frame. All right. The smirfs and winning the poo? Slimer. This was done before. Oh, hell yeah. This is about a guy that just smokes weed and watches cartoons? What's that guy doing?

Doing some dobies. Is this before like they had, they would cut down on copyright? Somebody just put them all in there? Okay. Anti-drug message. Oh, they all got together to keep kids off drugs. That's what it is.

Nancy Reagan was behind it. Yeah. Most criticized the poor writing, ineffective PSA approach, an overly moralistic tone. Brandon, do you want to watch this with me? I do. Yeah, I'd like to see this as well.

Drugs don't stand a chance against these guys. Drugs aren't cool, Michael. It's probably pretty funny now. Yeah. Probably. We should smoke and watch this. Yeah, we should be very high and watch this. Michael stole

Corey's money to buy marijuana. Oh no. Michael. Not marijuana. It's a bad idea, Michael. You're going to end up in well. Damn.

Marijuana. It'd be cool if in the end he got to smoke with all of them. Just do it. Be a good. Dude, if you were in your room smoking weed, an Alf popped out of a picture frame and Bugs Bunny and Daffy

Duck and Carpheel. All the Muppet baby. Holy fucking shit. that's some good shit the fucking smirfs yeah that's shit and Chris slimer would

oh my god freshly showered stoned no bra oversized t-shirt and fucking what what alf

slimer with the gas mask on oh my goodness on YouTube it looks like the whole thing what yeah we'll be I'll be watching that

today oh what do we do Dan. Did you see that Tick Pick tweeted out a giveaway after Mincy left the game early last night? Yeah. What was it? Light of Mincy not staying the entire game,

we were away two pairs of tickets to two random people who tend to ALCS. Oh, that's awesome. Shout out Tick Pick. Mincy had to leave to go to a gambling trip today. Whatever. Where is you going? No, no, no, no. No, no.

Yeah, say that. Mincy had to leave the free game that he went to not come to work today so he could go to a widespread panic show. Yeah. Ah, the other thing that he does. Yeah. He had an early morning. He probably had a 1 o'clock flight.

It was 11.30, yeah. 11.30 was his early morning? Giving him hell. I can't believe Michael said made my day at 10, 12. Dude, just used to go down to any very old Miss giving me fucking places. Watch our mostly sports vlog with me and Blutman going down to Mississippi State Alabama last week. There we go. You're right, Kyle.

It's never been 1012. But now I'm going to see it all the time. But it's never been 1012. I just checked. It's not fake time. It's been 10. It must start scheduling shit. Oh, it's been 1010 a lot.

It's been 1010. It's been 10.02. I can't even picture it. 1045. A lot. I haven't think it's been like 1055. 1012, though. 1012's never been.

Hit me up if you see, if you catch 1012. Yeah. In the wild. Only morning? Gotta be in the wild. I mean like you're not trying to. Right, right. 10.12 a.m.

It's like you're just walking and you just see a big clock says 10. Like a bank. What the fuck? Yeah. Holy shit. And no like planning it. Don't plan it. Stumble upon 1012.

I dare you. It's also just like total no man's land. Yeah. Because it's not really morning, but it's not really morning. And you're not at lunch yet. You eat breakfast at 1012. You're pathetic. You eat lunch at 1012.

You're pathetic. Yeah. You see 10, 12 and the day's crawling. Yeah. But like you should be productive. 1012 so maybe that you don't see it yeah yeah your day should have started and if you see 1012

you're like that's prime working if you're at work you don't see it you don't want to see a clock till it's like 1055 right if you look at and you see 1012 you're like fuck I wish it was 11 that's a nightmare it's way too early because you see the clock you know between 8 and 930 you're seeing it constantly driving in you know sitting down at your desk eating your lunch at 1030 was like the packed lunch was the worst oh man you're fucked

your day's over I eat lunch at 945 yeah you did yeah I know I mean remember when I was on my burrito kick that made you mad I swear high school used to be that way though

like if you had the first lunch oh yeah like 945 oh my kids eat lunch at like 10 a.m that's fucking crazy it's nuts and then if you drew like third lunch it's like 1 45 yeah you're the hungry

you're the hungry you're like dying I was hungrier like eating everyone food. Yeah, we always had like three lunches and it was just luck at the draw whether you got A B or C lunch. You were a third lunch. A lunch was like your breakfast is still dancing around in your belly and C lunch was like I'm already dead man. Squalzer. First class started like 650. I would walk to the bus stop. I swear to God at like midnight. It's 6.50 a.m. Bus would be at 1.30 a.m.

Run the acers Did we play So hard What the fuck Oh So dark out Are we doing daylights Kyle

I feel like you're the guy Who would know What The daylight savings Oh yeah Didn't they cancel it or something No I don't know It's this

It's Saturday So what is happening Yeah we're doing it I thought they were canceling Yeah that's right I'm like what's going on Oh it's canceled That's what you would know

A few months ago I don't know I'll just let me know well so it's happening they're going through it there yeah it's the worst are we gaining an hour or losing

fall ball back it's lighter in the morning darker at night and this is all for farmers because right now it is actually like I notice it when we do wub it's like pitch black it's like fuck

it does suck yeah just winter sucks is that's really it there's no solution to it. No matter what you do, the clocks.

It's not like you can live somewhere else. No. Yeah. I guess you can live somewhere where there's like a beach and a pier. Yeah. We have a beach

and a pier. Celebrities. Sunshine all the time. That'd be awesome. Be outside during the winter. All right. What do we say? There's nothing to end the show.

I'd see you guys Monday. Whoa. Oh. I guess that'll do it. All right. That's sad. It's sad. Yeah.

Well, if it hits wheels, reset wouldn't the wet oh no all right we're good never know sleepy oh and sleepy sleepy sleepy all right love you guys see you monday have a good weekend bye