The Yak - It's a VERY Early Fourth of July Plinko Day Celebration | The Yak 6-20-25
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Happy Fourth of July.
Happy July, happy Plinko Day.
Can we just do like, like two minutes?
We're diving into it?
Two minutes, just two minutes.
Did you say how many guesses we had yesterday?
No, I don't even want to know those in the
Okay, it was I don't I said I don't know it was less than 547. Okay, it would be a Hall of Fame baseball player
What I just I wanted two minutes two minutes just two minutes. I'm in batting. What's two minutes gonna do get it? Yes sit down sit down
We're gonna do a whole Plinko day, but two minutes
I just the gambler me sit right next to me the gambler me needs it
What if it costs a dollar every guess I think he'd do it yeah, I was literally up
Well, I texted all of you last night
I said I was like just a heads up if we don't play at least some celebrity guests or tomorrow
I will kill my so you guys played yesterday
Yeah, I thought you had killed yourself. Oh, no, we're gonna play. What's
What I asked if you guys played yes, yes, and you gave me a look like oh, yeah, I got looks
played
540
Fine we won't play
We probably would have gotten it right what about what about a 30 second timer speed round I
Would do it. Let's play pinko. No no that was Titus. Let's play point what no no it wasn't
Don't you're gonna kill yourself don't Katy Perry wait. Yeah, you said you'd kill yourself
Just gonna kill yourself I started your turn
We're not doing it wait no TJ warm it up and hit it like four times to see who not to say Oprah no never saw it on John
once I will do it later that was not none of those were we had none of those
that that doesn't bode well no Lamar Odom was there yesterday Dana what's up
nothing thanks for having me I don't know much about Plinko day on my hat
But I am scared because I've heard it's kind of scary not scary. No if you're Lucas
Well, you know me I'll do anything stupid so
I'm assuming I'm gonna do a lot of stupid shit
But that's okay
Well, the good thing is this is great. created by Nick. That was an inspiring speech there.
Goosebumps.
The best part about Dana is,
like he did ron.com warm ones with Max.
And like Dana will go on a show,
admit shit out loud that you should never, ever, ever,
ever, ever say.
Like eat or drink too much maybe puke and then he'll wake up the next day and be like dude
I had so much fun doing that
It's the best like most people would do it and then be like oh man
I wish I hadn't said that the anxiety. Yeah, you don't get it. He's just like dude. That was so
I get it, but then I just kind of try to ignore it. Yeah, like I said I had I think two of the things
I said on there with that I have a zero I currently which still true. I have a zero inch dick
Yeah, like at this very moment my dick is zero inches. It just can't be zero.. I swear to God. That does happen to me at times.
At this angle, I have a zero inch penis.
And then the other was like, I'll save it.
It's a funny episode.
You can't even round up to one inch?
Genuinely, Brandon, no.
At this very moment, no.
But yeah, I don't feel any shame about that.
No.
I'm married.
My wife knows me and loves me for who I am got to just say you still get laid I do right
For now yeah, you got I'm a grower
At a boy, that's awesome. Yeah, but like getting drunk and doing
Technically I have to be a grower well no zero inches you could just be micro penis
Yeah, just never I don't think I have a micro penis. I don't think so either, but I don't know
I don't know what it looks like about this Dana
Well, you do know what it looks like I would hope
Why look up micro penis?
Penis looks like you don't know what a micro penis looks like I don't know if he does know
What is I don't know what a micro penis look Dana think about it this way though. What if it's a situation where?
You think your penis is small because your body's so big
But then if you showed it to someone else like dude you have a hog you're like I do all right
What I'm looking at are you looking at Michael? He told me to yeah, just picture your ass, but a little bigger
Hey, did you blame you don't have a micro penis? They know what service what no no no no
Okay, they look like micro penis. Are you?
Did you see something that you know?
Kind of but that's a wait no like I'm assuming a micro penis is boner is
Still a micro penis my boner so wait can you is there similarities?
In there yeah, Dana. It's the question
That's a yes like right now. No wait it looked like that the reason
The reason why I'm nervous asking you or
Forcedly asking you this you now have to give me your phone so I can look and make sure I don't see myself in that.
Well, I don't know what I looked at. I don't like that.
Which one did you say?
Let me see.
I'm not going to be in trouble for like the FBI or looking at micro penis.
That's not a child's guess.
Oh my God. Oh my God. No, I don't know. That's not a no, no, no. That's so gross.
Dana, you want to immediately know on that?
No, Dana.
All right, then no.
That's no. I'm going to speak on behalf of both. You know what I might have to start being your spokesperson
That's a no for both of us. Okay. Don't have micro pieces. I might have a micro flash
It's stop saying it stop printing it all right. You're like convincing us. You have a micro
Shit you just showed me was was gross. Yeah, I know it looked like a like an acorn you have a penis
No, like a cherry tomato on the set of a big two big balls
There have been times when it I have thought do I have a micro penis?
I'm gonna have to see your
You guys didn't want to play celebrity guesser
Does it every time you brought it up? Oh, yeah compare it to like a US coin
My boner is normal. I have a I don't know I shouldn't say
I have a US average boner, okay
But flaccid but the US average isn't that soft penis. I hope not
Is it I don't know but like right now. Let's pick out a US coin and how many stacked
Pennies dimes yeah, there's nickels
Two small Legos on top of each other. Two 4x4 Legos.
Oh no.
Dana.
Dana.
A little bigger.
Add a piece.
Add a piece.
It might be like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It might be like that.
A freestyle.
Oh, that's fine.
That's fine.
Soft, that's fine.
I'm not much bigger than that, soft. What about not with though, right? No. No. No, I'm a girth guy. Okay, you okay?
Why are you not making eye contact with the leg?
Talk about dick. Oh, I do I do have a reminder next oh no oh
Yeah, Thursday is penis day. That's right. I think a lot of people are gonna be out but
penis day Thursday the end 26 no just gonna be in me Brandon and Titus will be out I'm out okay
Nick you're out wedding. Oh shit. Hey, Danny Danny. You're hosting penis day alone. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be Danny Eddie
Dean we can handle it. Yeah
Dean
We'll find some people guys didn't have penis day in your calendar. I do I did we were missing it on purpose
I knew that it was Ryder Cup though. I thought it was in like August
The eighth month
Actually, you might not get it.
I got it. It was just so it was like
it was like, you know, talking about the land before time.
Unfathomable.
We're doing. Is this a science fiction show now?
It's trying to
space. I didn't even need give it time.
Dana celebrates it in January.
Happy New Year, babe. I just went to Narnia. I didn't even need give it time Dana celebrates it in January But Danny if it's you and Kyle and saw and
Shay is it the correct day mmM probably not you're gonna have to figure out the day
Dana have you ever been like the first time somebody's seen it has there ever been a reaction you didn't like
We're not doing anyone gasp
Dana you brought it up. I didn't talk about talking about people seeing it for the first time
I don't need to do that even like one of your homies. It'll feel good to talk about it
Oh, yeah, well me my boys in college. We like the joke was up my dick is tiny
Yeah, they would never think it's a tumor no
Yeah, anyone ever think you dropped you maybe fell asleep with gum in your mouth, and it fell out oh
No shower when you played sports
Not around people no you can't with that
I'm a soul. I mean no no definitely not I had a question for you big cat. Yeah
So someday I'm gonna have kids right yeah
You talk about your dick sometimes well
Do you are you ever like maybe I shouldn't talk about my dick. I think it's an age thing. Yeah
They're still so young that, like, yeah.
I've thought about that because, like, I'll be showering
and, like, all three of my kids will
just walk into the bathroom.
I'm more like, someday am I going
to regret the first 10 minutes of this show?
Oh, dude, dad.
This is even your top five.
Yeah.
You don't have to.
Just tell me.
You're going to know you got raped in a marsh.
Your chest got shit on.
All right, well.
You butt chugged.
I just want to make sure I, you know, this isn't making the first cut
Here's how I think we'll edit it out. Don't worry. Here's how I think about it at some point in my children's life
They're gonna figure it out and they're gonna go online and they're gonna watch a lot of this
Yeah, and then they're gonna walk in my room and they're gonna be like
Captain Phillips, they're just gonna be like
look at me I'm the captain now and I'm like you're right.
Like I can't tell you anything.
I knew this day would come.
I can't tell you to not do drugs, I can't tell you to not drink, I can't tell you not
gamble like you're right you now run this show.
And that day will happen and I just have to be like alright it's your you got the wheel.
I can't I literally cannot like preach anything to you. Okay, that makes me feel better. Yeah, imagine Dana's kids getting caught underage drinking the first time
Yeah, right. Oh, they're whipping out all your beer videos. Like imagine me being like hey, you can't have a bong
But what about this? Yeah, what about when Josh Allen won the MVP? Yeah, I'd be like, yeah good point. Keep the bong
You're grounding me for attitude.
No. Yeah.
Remember when you said you'd give it all up to just live in the sphere?
Why was that, Dad?
We were born, Dad.
We were alive then.
All right. Let's get into Plinko Day.
Let's do it. Yeah. Plinko Day.
Yeah. So first things first, it's Fourth of Plinko day. Let's do it. Yeah Plinko day. Yeah, so first things first
It's 4th of July as we all know. Yeah, there's a there's a pile of costumes of American icons
So we'll spin the wheel if it lands on your name go pick a costume throw it on. Okay, we have enough of it
Yeah, good. I think
One two three four five six Dana. Who's your favorite American icon? icon uh easy answers Hulk Hogan mm-hmm he's got some stuff yeah mine's probably Arnold Schwarzenegger
yeah it's a great one
see I gotta start learning when let try another one. Who's your favorite president?
I don't know mine's Ben Franklin. Let's see. I know he's not okay
He was an electrician
He's an electrician Dana could you not name a president no I know plenty
I just I like the guy that died in the bathtub. How about that?
Taft.
He didn't die in there.
Yeah, he got stuck in the bathtub.
No, he died in there.
No, he got stuck.
Okay, well, same thing.
I like him.
He could have died if no one got him out.
Yes.
Is that true, by the way?
Yeah, he got stuck.
Yeah, that's awesome.
I gotta be honest, I thought he died in the bathtub.
Thank you, see?
I probably told you that. I know. I'm be honest. I thought he died in the bathtub. Thank you. Yeah, I probably told you that I know
Yeah, I'm your president expert
As our president expert did he die in a bathtub
There's no way of knowing I think okay
And how fat legend is very like was he present-day fat or like oh true. Yeah
No, I think he was like like world's fattest man back then was like 210. Yeah
Yeah, that's true. It was probably yeah the fattest man a hundred years ago wouldn't even get hired by bars no no
54 oh that's a big boy you still not his own show on TLC though no
That's big All right, let's spin the wheel, let's get
costumed up. Is this the correct list Nick? How many costumes are there? Is this?
I think one for everybody. Is Lucas on it? I think there's eight.
So out here. Lucas is hovering. Lucas has his own plank. I want to get ahead
of something before it becomes a problem. Not to keep talking about my
wife being pregnant but I want to participate but I want to be careful about I told you guys this
off-air I just I want to say this for the audience like I don't want to be the
bitch that like says I can't do that what do I do I got it I what I'm saying
is I can't drink I can't I can't be drunk and have my pants pissed and flower on my face
I'm gonna call and be like I gotta take my wife to hospital right now none of that
Drunk stuff yeah, yeah some of your stuff, too
But I know people watching get pissed off really was you do you?
Can't even fucking piss man
Too good to piss who's in the game who doesn't want right now um
You're not gonna piss too good to piss who's in the game right now um
Eddie come in here Eddie will be your your your desert. Yeah
Should have raised your hand at so
Eddie will be your designated hitter all right. I also want to say that I have seen I
Think three possibly four hot chips floating around, which I'm not about. Lucas, did you see his post?
Yeah, and then I walked into my office this morning
and Dom had two hot chips in his hands.
Unfortunately.
What are those?
Yeah.
Come on, Eddie, you got this.
You can't go to a whole block of flour.
No, there's definitely not flour involved today.
I don't think so
I'll take any any ball shots. I'll take those
Any shots I don't I don't mind anymore. I hate Lucas. No actually love Lucas so much It's all because he was a bitch for like two seconds
Yeah, I feel comfortable with the way I've treated Lucas through the yeah, we uh
Lucas remember that birthday gift. I got you. Yes cool remember that raise. I got you
You do
perhaps the
Okay, Lucas you and I you and I shake hands often
Brandon no boner today I
Walked in while you were sleeping.
Oh, good.
Okay.
Yeah.
I walked in and your hand was over your penis.
You sleep with your hand over your penis.
I sleep with my hand either in my pants or over my pants.
You were cupping it, and so I lifted it soft.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you really?
Yes.
Okay.
You want to see yourself?
Was I sleeping that hard?
Yeah.
I knew it was a soft, soft-dick sleep, but I didn't know that it was checked you lifted his hand. Yeah, just to see
I will be goddamn
Remember that no
That's a t-shirt no no no you got that's fine. It's a time. It's hardly a bulge. No, but you got it
We got a seat. I don't want to expose them. Oh, I didn't
Let me see it again. Was there a bad penis angle there? Yeah. Oh tiny. Oh, I was sleeping. Yeah, you're right
All right, Eddie you're in I can't get over that first 10 minutes. Yeah, that was a hot 10 minutes
Oh the cave was rattled
Why?
That's anything new. That's Dana baby. Oh Eddie put on some hey dudes. Dana. I don't like you anymore. I thought you had a huge cup
I can't fuck with Dana anymore
Okay, Eddie you should know more than anybody
Me and Eddie hang out a lot, that's just how I talk
I'm so excited for you and max to become best
friend oh it's gonna be an issue I love I love you too I'm the most excited I've
been about anything I've put out ever will be next week me and max's hot ones
yeah no warm ones warm ones all right let's spin and get into some costumes so
whoever gets picked just goes and picks one right?
Yeah. Titus, if you're rolling up to your baby's birth is Harriet Tubman.
And Kate. Which one you going with Kate?
Oh she knew what? Amelia Earhart?
Amelia Earhart. Oh yeah yeah, she's a phony
Female hero that died one of the better women drivers
Does that mean you're gonna disappear?
Okay
Look at that you're reckoned. She looks just like a million hamburger the costume budget was so low
Okay, it's been in the game tight as you're next. We'll just go in order
Yeah
Dana Dana whoever you pick you have to say one fun fact about them, okay? Oh there is a Harriet Tubman yeah oh all right the stakes just got way higher Mr. Abe freed the slaves here we go
How about that?
All right, I can't go last now. This is yeah
Tubman is just a tough man is over the world. Oh, father of our country.
George Washington.
George, I don't know how this works.
Okay.
Just a beard.
You have to tape on it.
Right.
Are you going to tape a beard onto your beard?
You also have a beard.
I think you just need the hat.
No, it works. Right you're gonna tape a beard on your beard
Think you just need the hat
How does it probably attaches to the hat right you have a beard you're good you just put on the hat
Please Please. Oh, fuck. Wait, do we have more people in costumes now?
Oh, yeah, I don't think Che...
All-time Che moment last night.
Team Yak, we went out on our sword,
fighting hard in the dozen,
but in the bonus round,
when the question was
number of Panda Expresses in America,
Che just goes, oh, I got it.
He was just like, he was just all over it.
And he wasn't close.
We won that question.
We got the question.
Yeah, we did.
Season on the line, team on the line.
Oh, you dropped glasses.
We put on Mikey Betts' shoulders.
Yeah, that was great.
That's just not fair to Mikey Betts.
And it was what, Natasha, whatever her name is,
is in Orange is the New Black,
and she's also in a show, Poker Face.
What streaming service is Poker Face on?
Natasha Lyonne, Poker Face is a popular show
on this streaming show, Spanx.
Yeah, this is a great moment.
You know, I don't know anything about streaming.
There's only one person I know who streams all day.
Mikey!
We're calling Mikey
Who's this, who's this platform? This guy.
What's the one that, Severance, let's try Severance.
Severance, yep.
He said Severance, the streaming platform.
Oh, sorry, Orange is the new black.
Mikey, what Netflix?
He's got nine seconds.
No, no, no, what streaming?
Oh, what platform was it on, Netflix?
Yeah, no.
Orange is the new black was on Netflix.
Or he's gonna put the microphone down in three.
Is it Apple TV?
VF2.
He said Severance.
You have time, you have a little bit of time.
Oh my god, that didn't do any help.
Apple TV, what the fuck?
Apple TV, final answer.
ZD going back to the final four, four consecutive years.
What is it?
Severance.
Peacock.
Peacock?
Eddie, you look amazing.
Eddie, you do look good.
Yeah, you do.
Also, Nick, there's a flaw to your system of just answer the ones you know, Eddie look amazing Eddie you do look good. Yeah, you do
Also Nick you're there's a flaw to your system of just answer the ones you know and don't answer the ones you don't know why
because I'm so bad at trivia that even the ones I know what we we lost the game because I
Knew one, but I'm so bad at trivia. We second-guessed ourselves. We're like way to see well, then you didn't know but I did
Wrong you but I 100% didn't know yeah, no he said it immediately
Yeah, then we talked ourselves out because like there's no way you know this
Okay, and I was like yeah, there's no way I know that's pretty tough then yeah, then didn't account for that I basically missing the ones I'm so for sure and I'm so bad at trivia that when I when I get an answer right away. I'm like well
There's no way it was that easy
So I don't know why you guys doubled vows and population by the way that was a weird decision
Did what you value you you doubled the vows and population category? I know yeah, I know we shouldn't have done that that was
We shouldn't have done that
KB new vials in population
Look good
Yeah, you knew the beard you're right I knew it love those geography questions
Is it just four of us? Yeah, one of us is Tubman. Oh Danny. I forgot you're George Washington. Mm-hmm
Right is it my arm? Okay, well Eddie's're George Washington. Mm-hmm. All right. This isn't my normal hair. Oh, here we go.
OK.
Well, Eddie's your punishment guy,
so you don't have to try this.
Eddie looks good.
He looks so good.
Very distinguished.
Ed, you should not have gone to Turkey.
That should have been.
That should have been the way.
Yeah, you shouldn't have gotten LASIK either.
Or you.
True.
Eddie.
Eddie Roosevelt.
Well, Brandon? True Brandon one of us will be Harriet Tubman
Yeah
How many are left Titus three three or four oh
Che you should have grabbed one grab one
Actually kind of like that beard Dana, I know it looks way better
Is it all women left I know it looks way better All right, all right
I don't think that's a good positive at all. What the fuck?
You look like Kurt Vonnegut.
Zero Teddy Roosevelt in me right now.
Mine can be used as Thomas Jefferson or John Adams.
Oh, they look that much alike.
Eddie by far has the best. Yeah, Eddie's is good.
Kate's pretty good.
I think also, Eddie, the fact that the bald part of your cap is your shirt.
Yeah, it's very blunt.
It's very blunt.
There we go.
Look at Walker. Looks like Joe dirt.
Mm-hmm.
I think I'm just I'm just a comedian Rick Glassman.
I'm Thomas Jefferson and John Adams.
Oh yeah, of course.
That's literally just the wig was in here.
Oh there we go, Che.
Reigning WNBA champions.
Oh liberty. Thank you for clearing that up.
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It's Plinko Day. It's Plinko Day. We're doing it kind of different
We Plinko Day ends when we get a puck in every single slot
Oh great if you repeat where the puck lands you spin a wheel of liquids and you bong it. Oh
Great and the show doesn't end until
it's done and the liquids are all red white or blue or water. I shouldn't have had three ice
creams this morning. Oh that's why you shouldn't have. That's the only reason you
shouldn't have. He knew Kyle wasn't gonna be here. I had a full sub and then three
ice creams. Okay okay yeah. Oh boy. Yeah yeah yeah. It'll be fine. And so we'll just spin the wheel for who goes first? Okay? Wait do we know we don't know what?
I'll tell you what they're what is Lucas's middle middle Lucas has his own wheel
So we got it just as a team get all of them. Mm-hmm. Yeah. All right boys
and Amelia Earhart
Let's do this
Excuse me and Amelia Earhart let's do this excuse me Harriet Tubman, oh Harriet Tubman
yeah yeah sorry
can I ask you a question about this bong Nick?
yeah it's gonna go in all
of those directions at the same time
I got stoppers brother
thought of everything
I'm not gonna buy a Zilla without the
stoppers Teej
that thing rocks I used to have
What happened to it? I mean this is 12 years ago. Do you ever think about it? Yeah, I mean it's the one that got away
Want to take that home when we're done
They're kind of I mean
When I was buying that at the mall I bumped into a dude I knew and he's like what are you doing tonight?
I'm like nothing man
Didn't want to chew. I'm not doing anything tonight
That's not true all right. This is gonna be fun. Let's fucking get it going should we I mean should we warm up with one?
Probably yeah, just one like just just a little taste. Go ahead Kate Kate, just do it. Katy Perry is my go-to.
Cyra Banks.
Paul Giamatti.
Oprah.
Leonardo DiCaprio.
David Letterman.
Kevin Spacey.
Taylor Swift.
Morgan Freeman.
Orlando Bloom.
Ricky Gervais. Jason Biggs. Travolta. De Niro. Jay Leno. Danny Trejo. Leonardo DiCaprio. Conan O'Brien. not happening Christina Aguilera Tom Cruise
Fensel Washington Brad Pitt Jessica Chastain Arnold Schwarzenegger Michael
Phelps Michael Jordan Jerry Seinfeld Tina Fey
Oprah Christian Bale James Gandolfini Jason Biggs Jimmy Kimmel Justin Timberlake David Letterman Sally Jesse Raffa let's stop we'll come back to it. Okay. We'll get it. We'll get it.
We'll get it.
We'll get it.
We'll get it.
We'll get it.
Let's just get all these pucks in.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Is Lucas on the wheel?
No, right?
No, I don't think so.
No, it's just this stupid fucking.
Am I just Titus?
It depends on how bad it is.
Yeah.
Oh, okay, so should I be on there?
No, yeah, Eddie shouldn't be. Well, no, throw Eddie on there. Yeah, okay, so should I be on there no yeah Eddie shouldn't be well no I throw Eddie on there
Yeah, should we do it? You know everybody typically gets two pucks
Should we do this like we do the drafts where if your name go you go up an infinite amount of times? Oh
Greedy pucks
Yeah, yeah, you're saying we're doing it as a team. Yeah, yeah, just that way. Yeah, yeah, just wheel it
Should we put Lucas on and if it hits him he should get anti automatically do we have flower?
Mmm. I don't think we should do that. I
Vote no as well Yeah
Yeah
Lucas is my friend
Yeah
We all voted no
Enough's enough for Lucas
He's a good man
I wouldn't call him a man
Is it good?
Che, come on Che
Here we go Che
Let's keep it in
Here it's going, open board Che, open board
Let's go Che
I love that Che Oh and a third lady liberty, oh, that's right. Yeah, I'm here for the girls
So I slicked back for Harriet Tubman yeah, I was I was fine. Yeah
You disappear
Really should have brought the torch with you Steve
Is there are we going for a technique here like trying to go left to right?
Now we don't right now. Yeah, he's safe as long as oh perfect. He's off the board. So don't get tea
That's it Stevie. We have enough pucks to leave them in the no alright T T
we're all playing together yeah we could put a we could be a mark
piece of paper there T is founding fathers have a but what how's T founding
fathers oh I didn't follow what T stands for okay okay I'm tired fair enough
sick and tired the founding fathers we have a bunch of pictures of our co-workers
dads. And you have to guess. We'll go around the room and say what co-worker dad that is
starting with Kate. If you don't get it, you stay in. The last person remaining has to
spin the the liquid bong wheel. Okay. Wow.'ll actually be up che landed on it so it starts with Che and then it goes to the right
Yeah, che de Kate che de Kate okay, okay founding fathers
Stephen Che the first dad
Terrible at this right sunglasses
That's mark blotman. Yeah, that is
You are officially out. Wow.
Wow.
Good job, Che.
Thank you.
Oh.
That's Liam Blunt.
Undeniably.
That's adorable.
Whoa.
Oh, I got.
This is someone's.
Is this me?
No, that's.
No, it's your dad.
Is that your dad?
No.
No.
It guessed her. I was saying, is this my turn I guess is it am I guessing yes okay
I'm crossing my fingers is that am I wrong to say KDIC KDIC almost certainly Hey, you are still in I had Zach for that one. Oh Fuck that is oh
Oh, that's fucking
Is that tiny Evo, that's him it that's him right now
Yeah still in Titus Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Eddie. No, you don't have to go then you could pass cuz you're gonna have to go with tightest you help tight
Oh, yeah, next time it comes up talk it out with tight perfect. Yeah
I mean
I
Was a white man nice bowl haircut, okay, there were like two people a little bit who it couldn't be
All dads wear sunglasses yes, they do this is a fun dad. Oh jeez
What's wrong over there? I have a guess. Um what's up with his thumb? Do you want to swap with me? No?
Sure dad swap you want dad swap the bad thought
Is it Jeff T. Low Oh good Oh good one. All right McCarthy yes. You knew it?
Yeah. I should have swapped. I should have fucking swapped.
It does look like McCarthy. Okay.
Oh. Whoa.
That's Kadek.
Tate. Tate.
They all look like Kadek. Tate.
They all look like Kadek. Is that the parking spot guy?
Alright.
Wait, didn't you...
That guy's a handsome man.
That is a handsome man.
Yeah, do you know these answers?
No, this is intern Wyatt.
Okay.
That's who did it.
That's not your guess.
No.
Okay.
I feel like that should be obvious and I don't know who it is.
Doesn't it?
Dawson.
Wow!
Oh.
Oh, that wasn't obvious.
They do look alike.
All right, we're all fucked.
So, Chay's the only one who's out?
Yeah.
How many do we have I don't know
We might all just have to be on the wheel
No, no, and it's for who yeah hands on not a little yeah, we'll speed through this
I'm gonna go Ken Jack
Papa bears
That was stolen and look that's a perfect shoulder for perching
All right back to Kate oh
whoa My immediate thought brains to my two more so it more, so it's... we're all fucked.
Anybody... we can all guess.
Alright, I'm guessing.
John Rich.
Good guess.
I hate that.
I'm guessing...
Oh, Pat.
Barso Pat, maybe? No.
Oh, that's not a bad guess.
Is this just Chicago?
Don't know.
I don't know. Maybe. No, because Bos not a bad guess. It's just Chicago don't know no, I don't know
Maybe no cuz Bosco was on there, so it could be anybody who was in um
It's not a girl or a boy hand
That's a boy hands. That's a boy shirt a boy and a boy shirt. Yeah, give a guess Cody ah
Did you was pat an official guess cuz I would like to take pate's my
hat Allison was pat an official guest cuz I would like to take potties my Looks like an older photo Kelly's
Go sass if no one locked it in I'm gonna go
Who do we work with I don't I can't think of anybody work with I can't even think I can't name names
Bets
When in doubt tightest I'll go
No, I don't have a guess
This is a handsome man, yeah with a good cheekbones show us
That's a really good looking man really baby. Yeah, that's not Lucas. Oh
Okay, okay last that's okay
That's as mad dog that's mad dog. Yeah, because the dog no I thought I thought it was Eddie
No
Kadek uh So. Catech.
Yeah, that's a sturdy man. A sturdy, jovial man.
Mad Dog's a pretty good guess.
Who has good hair here, cause that's...
Yeah, that's a good hair.
He's got good hair.
Who's the guest, Dana?
Who else needs to give a guess?
I do.
Thank you, Smokes.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, he's wearing like a Florida shirt.
Yeah.
Kenzie. Yeah, he's wearing like a Florida shirt. Yeah Kinsey
Yes, because I'd like to I said mad dog yeah, yeah, I said mad dog cuz the dog out the dog
I'll go Jenks, okay
Show us
Wow Okay show us. Wow!
Alright so Che was the one who caught it.
That was hard.
Because he guessed the dad that is in everyone's replies.
That everybody has met many times.
Alright so we're all on the wheel one spin.
That's who's drinking a liquid, okay
But there's also a chance on the liquid wheel for a slice of apple pie
Is the liquid is it gross? Is it some not all are all are drinkable like all our boo. I would hope so
It's a liquid. Oh, no, that's me. Oh
No, it's not Brandon. There you go Brandon
Get on up there. All right, let's see the liquid wheel. Oh, no, it's not go Brandon. There you go Brandon Get on up there. All right. Let's see the liquid wheel. Oh, no
How many things are you making apple pie water milk tomato juice
Oh, I'm gonna puke from the tomato juice or an apple slice
But there are three three slivers of water we got swallow the mouthwash. Yeah
I'm gonna puke. I know it. I'm a puke from the mouthwash or the tomato juice water. I can handle milk
I can handle hey there you go Brandon and around the corner go get yourself a slice of apple pie alright
Good answer, good answer, good answer. Oh, all right.
Feels good. Feels really good.
We got all we're a good team. We're a good team.
I like this. I like this wrinkle to Plinko where we're actually not
all trying to fuck each other over.
We're trying to help each other.
Yes, I can do all this.
OK, I'm here for you.
You're here for the piss pants at the end. That's all.
The antique. Oh antique butt hole.
The butthole antique butt hole.
Take a bit of fork.
Sounds good.
You can chill.
Apple pie off the liquid wheel.
The face tattoo.
No, it stays on as well.
I got the first seven innings and then I give you the ball for the butthole antique.
I'll drink the water.
If there's water and you do ball stop
If there's a wheel slice that slash your own tires you're gonna have
But again, I'll do most of the let's figure out who's dropping next puck all right che that was a great drop brother good job
Good poll on Mark Bledman by the way yeah great pull I never
Good poll on Mark Bledman by the way. Yeah great. I never would guess that
All right tightest go stay away from tea stay away from tea
How's the pie so we need everything except the middle no well the middle yeah, do we need to get Lucas's we can avoid Lucas Okay, I love that. Let's try to unfortunately the Plinko board the way it's set up we will
100% yeah, so remember if it lands in T. It goes back tightest you have to do the the bong wheel
There's my fucking tea yeah, yep
Oh no Oh
No, oh good. He's good push that way stay away
Way to go we're humming now nice drop mark great drop I
Was hoping this one would happen later because time may get in the way. Betsy Ross.
Okay.
Emphasis on bet.
We have to get three live bets in a row on a baseball game.
So we need to push that one off?
We I think the first baseball game I think once one one one twenty
So we will push that off, but we have to get three in a row
Time we don't get three in a row live bets. Maybe next pitch. Okay, okay. I love that
We have three in a row down the line so once the Cubs game once it breaks
Beverage wheel okay back to it. Okay. Okay?
Okay, but the Cubs start at 120 yeah about 35 minutes 35 minutes all right great
Yeah, oh yeah out of nowhere yeah, all right, so that's off. We'll do that. They just didn't announce it
It was just like a Bob Nightingale this morning
Which is like Sammy Sosa just landed in Chicago first time in 21 and then it was like Sammy Sosa's at the ballpark
They have any program
Designated they didn't plan anything.
Maybe they did.
Introduce them?
The white out.
But I guess this was how the rickets were going to do it.
They weren't going to make a big deal of it.
And then I bet you next time they will.
This is like a re-entry.
Welcome back, Sammy.
All right, let's just spin to drop again.
Titus, great drop.
Yeah.
Good drop.
Good stuff. We're doing really well right now. Yeah. It to drop again tightest great drop. Yeah
We're doing really well right now. Yeah, it does feel good to be a team It's a little less foreboding of a Plinko day
Okay, my apologies that when this was meant to be the
He looks really just Come on, Ed. I thought he was shirtless when I looked over. Yeah.
From behind.
It looks very funny.
Ew.
Yeah, the hair from behind is so funny.
You're like Rob Ryan.
Like, yes.
Let's go, Ed.
It's like leaving to be with a coffee.
Yeah. So true, dude. Reference we all love and enjoy. It's like leaving to be with a coffee. I knew it was coming.
So true, dude.
A reference we all love and enjoy.
Where are we going?
Just anywhere, not middle.
That's kind of tough.
Yep.
There we go.
I like it. I like it.
Come on, come on.
Yeah! Let's go, Eddie.
Let's go, Eddie.
Let's go.
Go ahead.
Hey.
Oh, we might clear this board quick.
Sharp shooters.
And remember, the faster we get done with this, Big Cat,
the faster we can go back to Celebrity Guests.
Yes, that's true.
Right, right, let's go.
I'll start talking like an auctioneer.
Yeah.
This one is red, white, and blue.
It's all of us against Za.
I have a pile of red, white, and blue foods.
Za has a blindfold.
Yes.
He will blindfold, and he just has
to guess if we're chewing on a red, white, or blue food.
If he gets it right, you are on the wheel.
Got it.
We're all chewing?
You can come behind me and Za, tell me when you blindfold up
So we don't want so he's going around and we're all chewing one. So if I get a red food
I gotta chew it like it's blue. You gotta chew it like
Yeah, okay am I am I coming in there or trying to you can just a headphone up. We'll do it to the microphone
Okay, red white or blue and who dropped yes, Ed. We'll start with you
Okay, do we have a box or something right into the mic?
Here pass pass them around and everyone pick their food I'm sorry, mate. Okay.
I'll go with this.
Want that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Got one more if anybody wants a replacement.
This is all me.
Yeah, yeah, let me get those.
All right.
Do you need one, Eddie?
Kate, is there's... Oh. You want that those All right, I'll take do you need one Eddie Kate is theirs. Oh
You want that all right?
Just just start. Oh no he heard
I heard a big Bolly like Todd. All right here. Wait Eddie's about to go everyone be quiet. Oh
He's going multiple. Oh, I'm sorry
Come out you gotta you gotta chew into the mic start over chewing the mic
Doing the audio so that makes it a little difficult. Oh
Kate teach him
Gotta really savor that make this thing as loud as you can really give him a good give him a good shoe Give me a good shoe. What makes you right one right by you or Eddie's? Eddie's. Gotta really savor that, make this thing as loud as you can. Really give him a good, give him a good chew.
Give him a good chew.
Yeah, but make sure.
Bite, you gotta do the, yeah.
Are they good?
Ah, okay, so a wet, that sounded like the back of your mouth.
You threw that into the back of your mouth.
It was wet, it didn't offer much resistance.
You got another piece of whatever you bit.
Yeah, another another bite.
It's got a bit of a crime.
It's got a bit of a crime.
This is my favorite thing.
White. We should just make this a show.
It should be.
You know what I think it is?
I think it's the white.
You know, you guys, you ever had the white Kit-Kat?
It's actually my favorite kind of Kit-Kat.
The milk chocolate one. So I'm gonna go white.
It sounds like the Kit-Kat kind of bite.
Is it a chocolate? It's a chocolate, right?
It's a chocolate, I'm gonna go white.
Incorrect. Eddie's safe.
Give me a break, son.
Eddie's off it.
Dana Beers?
Strawberries, Eddie. Oh, I shouldn't have said that have said that well no it's fine
we have a ton of stuff that's what he I won't say it again yeah Dana's struggling
all right Dana's about to go here he goes
all right so all right this is this was a gooey bite this was a what the fuck is gooey that is red you should probably have him do it again right blue yeah yeah I need I need a second bite of that clean
I have an open world that I'm okay let's go read final answer yeah that's white god damn better cheese
ah ok alright so I'm going to show to the old
mission good quick
I don't think it's see it probably all right oh wait Nick can I can I know
what's what's in the whole bag for everybody
to kinda like match it up or not I know now this was just colors totally random
choice
alright ready, sir
Okay, that's a candy that that's that that sounds like a candy that sounds very chewy
Another bite give me another bite, give me another bite. Yep, that's back of the mouth kind of chewy.
I'm going to guess, what color do those, I'm going to guess probably a starburst because
I didn't hear nobody bursting out of the craziness of
Let's go let's go let's go blue
It was blue icing
When you said Starburst like I'm good, there's no blue Starburst. They can't you are on them on the wheel god damn it's ah
Are you ready? Oh what a guess
Horse eating a carrot I Mean he's doing bits here. He's doing bits. He has to be throwing me off. That's what you what there's no bits
What bit am I doing?
Do another one no bits this time yeah do this one straight
The fuck kind of bite is that?
All right, so there's a break then it becomes fucking chewy oh he's so good at this is this like a caramel
this is like a caramel can't be chocolate cuz that's not color red white or blue. What the fuck is chewy with a big break?
Well, that's just
Let's go
Let's go white
That was blue taffy ah
Chewy candy caramel right taffy you had the break laughing taffy got the break right yeah you just see a caramel all right I'm up Oh. Ah, it's got like a honeycomb kind of bite.
It's got like a honeycomb kind of, but softer, not hard, not like a Malteser, because that's
a hard one.
That will give you a crack.
But the softer kind of honeycomb.
I'm going in again
what would be it would it be like a chocolatey shit let's go white yeah
marshmallow Zah's actually really bad
yeah I mean I have no point of it
all right true ready za sir can we use
a blue starburst
they got no balloons
That's like a chip that's a chip. I'll give you one more
It's not a chip. It's not a chip
Those blue cancel the chair is the Sun chip the the blue garden salsa is that the blue? We're not going off bag. We're gonna physical color. Oh shit. That can't be a chip wait one more bite
Breaks in this thing yeah, I'm gonna go red
I was wrong. You're great at this I'm gonna go red
Your three our last four all right Che you ready
I'm gonna take my headphones cuz I don't get your audio through almost
You can smell
That's a chip. Wait, hold on, go again.
Steady, Che.
That's like a chippy kind of bite.
That's a chip.
Oh shit, what crunch is like a chip?
Dan, are you still eating the feta?
I was just watching. It's a whole square. Oh shit, what crunches like a chip? Dana, you still eating the feta? Hahahaha
I was just watching
It's a whole square
Hahahaha
This is his last bite
Hahahaha
Dana, you're out
Hahahaha
Fucking good
Hahahaha
Fucking really good
You told me it wasn't
Hahahaha
I had to have a couple bites to really appreciate it
Hahahaha We're still guessing first try Hahahaha Told me it wasn't I have to have a couple bites to really appreciate
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go white
Literally to the Michael Jordan I took that personal I said he was bad in it. He's four out of last five All right, you're walking into a bus. I know okay here. I goes on. He's hot ready
He's getting his headphones. Okay here. I go
Back to the chewy bites, so something something that's mucus and do that
slapping his peak right now the mucus Queen that's a tough one to pull actually
no pause you wait no pause actually pause to you for pausing and up I'm too too gun shy cake go get ready I Wondering what food slushing through a bog
Malicious step through a bog somebody else's food
All right, wait was that your gas. Yeah, is that blueberries no
Wow
Great you okay. Thank you guys mucus all right tightus is last up here. We go saw all righty
I'm gonna give you my best
Does sound, hold on.
Okay, what the hell is going on here?
All right, inducing, inducing, inducing.
Okay, go again.
Here we go.
The first part I didn't get.
The first part is what's throwing me off.
This can't be fruit there's no way this is the fruit this is not a fruit
it's too that that that that bite with
the back of the jaw I'm gonna go it's
probably a candy I'm guessing this can't
be a fruit so fruits have softer candy I'm guessing. This can't be a fruit. Fruits have softer sounds.
I'm gonna go red.
White chocolate.
You were there.
So what is it, four of us on the wheel?
Me, you, Danny, Steve.
Yep.
We're done, right?
Yep.
Great job, Zah.
Well done, Zah.
We don't break that out often.
Depending on how this wheel goes,
Zah, I'm gonna be very mad at you these said blue Starburst such it doesn't exist
It was so safe
Yeah, you started chewing cocky
Red is was one of the four Starburst
Okay, it's not gonna be me
Watching Danny this whole block of Feta
Setting Steve yeah strawberry he took Eddie's food. He's he's like he's going to Napa Valley
strawberries and cheese
All right, Che, let's see what you're bonging strawberries are good
Dane at least wipe the beard Okay, it's see what you're bonking Dang it at least wipe the beard
Yeah, that's true
Damn it's just a shot of it. I believe
Good berries
Be careful
You know DIY for mouthwash? No, yeah. Yeah
She would get a boy for now. He would
Back to the yard. He's probably drinking again. We go to court. We have to show the judge this
Like actually sir, okay relapse with mouthwash
He just immediately starts falling asleep on the court.
Oh yeah, you're not bonging the mouthwash is just a shot.
One shot should be okay.
Yeah, one shot's fine.
What's he looking at?
You can drink it.
Yeah.
You can drink a shot of mouthwash.
Yeah, I was just checking that.
Okay.
All right, happy fourth.
Happy fourth, Steve.
Oh.
He swished it. Well well he's using it properly
watch that burn oh it's like the dentist he loves the dentist how do you know
what your dentist you like to Jay walks around with a flask of mouth
Beads is fixed. That's not bad. Is it better than the bourbon you've been drinking? Oh way better
Bourbon tastes like tires. Yeah that
I'm drinking scotch, but I've been recommended bourbon. What year is that Listerine? Is it pretty good?
Yeah, it expires in 2026. Oh, nice.
December 2026, pretty good.
Come on.
It's a good vintage.
OK.
All right, let's stay hot, boys.
Yes.
Stay hot.
We'll be going.
We're back up on it.
We'll be going.
All right, Kate.
All right, Kate.
Come on, Kate.
All right, Amelia.
We've never once filmed her running out of the studio. She does every time.
All right, Kate.
Kate, nothing but the Lucas wheel.
Anything but the Lucas wheel.
We're flying high right now, Kate.
We're feeling good.
You're doing this for all women everywhere.
For women.
Right to the middle. There we go. There you go.
For women.
There you go.
Oh!
Hey!
Hey!
Way to go, Kate!
Wow.
Huge!
Y'all are leaving the middle.
Yeah, we're gonna have work to do.
We're gonna have to fight through the middle.
We're gonna have a lot of work to do.
But that's to go four for four.
Feels good.
All right. This is like the Founding Fathers, where everybody goes around and you have a chance But that's to go for four for four Feels good all right
This is like the founding fathers where everybody goes around and you have a chance to get one and get out
But this is stars and stripes. I will describe a celebrity that got arrested one hint at a time
It'll get easier and easier
I'll give it to Kate. I'll give you a hint you have to guess the celebrity
It'll go to Titus, and it'll get a little bit easier easier Okay, and I have multiple celebrities last person remaining Bev. Okay, okay
Kate stars and stripes
Born in Israel
Born in Israel, so it's a Jewish star who got arrested
Born in Israel you got guys gal good over been arrested take your answer
Yes, incorrect Titus born in Israel doesn't go by his actual name. Oh my god
Arrested that was a great gas fucking fucking
You can pass
Steven Spielberg incorrect
Eddie or is it Dana Dana Dana born in Israel doesn't go by his actual name currently
61 years old but was arrested in 2009
modest Yahoo
Yes, okay arrested in 2009. Modest Yahoo. No. Okay. Good guess.
Good guess.
Okay.
Arrested in 2009 because of an altercation
with a prostitute.
Oh.
Oh.
Arrested in 2009.
Oh.
Altercation with a prostitute.
61 years old.
61.
I don't think this is right but I'm just thinking prostitute
Hugh Grant. Incorrect I'm sorry
Brandon the prostitute bit his tongue and wouldn't let go
I remember this but who was it?
That's the question. Yeah that is the question
The question. Who was it?
I don't I don't know. And the Israel thing makes this
incorrect. But prostitute I'm going with him prostitute Charlie
Sheen. Incorrect. I'm sorry. Yeah. Danny, he sold ShamWow and SlapChomp.
Yeah, I knew that.
But it wasn't Billy Mays, right?
He was the other guy?
Fuck.
I don't know, I wouldn't know the other guy's name,
though Billy Mays was one of them.
I have to go Billy Mays.
Incorrect. Fuck.
Chay.
Chay.
His initial, his name starts with V.
V. V.
Um. Kate keeps asking the answer. Oh, but born in Israel.
Oh. Kate just said what's that dude's name? Vladimir?
No. Kate. That's a Kate. His last name starts with O.
Oh, Titus knows. V, Vincent.
Wait.
It's not O'Brien.
Vincent.
I don't know.
Okay.
But you have his first name?
Not many people know his last name, so if you can just.
I know it.
Vincent.
O'Brien, fuck. Incorrect, I'm sorry, Titus, do you know his last name? O'Brien, fuck.
Incorrect, I'm sorry Titus, do you know his last name?
I don't.
Okay, Kate, we'll give it to you.
I know Vince.
It's Vince.
All right.
It's Laptop Vince, Vince Offer.
Oh, Offer.
All right.
All right.
Now it's Titus.
Good job, Kate.
Titus.
Well done, here we go.
He is a junior.
You should get this Titus, this is easy.
Okay.
Floyd Mayweather.
Correct.
Dana, an Emmy winner.
I thought you said correct.
I thought he did say that.
I was like, holy shit dude, that's incredible.
I don't know, I'm blanking. Is that that that's an actor right?
I was gonna say Vince Vaughn Jr. I don't know.
Incorrect.
Big Cat, he's an Emmy winner and a Grammy winner.
Will Smith?
Incorrect.
Brandon, he's an Emmy, Grammy, and 87 years old.
Oh no, fuck.
Is Will Smith a junior? Sammy Davis Jr. is dead. I don't think so. He's 87 years old. He has a junior. He is a junior. He is a junior. He's won...
Emmy Grammy. 87? 87 years old who is a famous 87 year old.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
Sammy Davis.
One.
It's dead.
87 years old from Philly.
87 year old with Junior.
I really thought it was robert downey at first oh
God damn you can I can I get back in no well if it gets back around to you Brandon if I pass
Kate he's not Jewish, but he's associated with temple
Wait
Wait, she already won. Oh, Stephen Che.
Oh, Stephen Che, you got this.
Not Jewish, but associated with temp.
Come on.
God damn it.
I know it.
I got it.
Everyone's got it.
Is it Bill Cosby?
Correct.
Good job, Brandon.
It's Bill Cosby.
Che is safe.
I mean, all of us are on the wheel.
That besides Kate and Che.
Titus, you got the raw end of the deal here. Born in New York. Come on, Titus You got the raw to the deal here born in New York
New York City, I'm sorry that'll narrow it
Back off back off
Alec Baldwin Wow great guess he has this isn't who I'm talking about but good guess no Dana
She has two children and one is associated with the crime as well
Martha Stewart, I don't know. Big Cat?
She was arrested in 2019 for bribery.
Martha Stewart's wrong.
Yeah.
Not bad though.
You're really good.
Not bad.
Not bad.
I don't fucking know women.
I don't.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't fucking know women.
I don't.
That's not fair.
You know bad girls though.
I mean, I just, the only thing I can think of is jail woman Hillary Clinton.
Incorrect.
Not yet.
Brandon, her sitcom character got married and she took on a Greek last name Laurie Loughlin that is correct
Brandon is safe my dumb brain was like no way she could have left New York City
Titus back to me yes
Because Kate dropped it in wait oh
Danny oh should go to to Danny Danny Danny?
It's a dork oh
Come on you know this can I answer right now?
You can answer right now, but if you're wrong two slots on the wheel, okay? That's fair doesn't diamond no I Dork
That's a dork
Arrested though
Dustin Diamond, that's great guess
He played a dork he was a dork this person's an actual door real-life dork
Danny could have asked
I'm gonna go with I
Don't pass pass Titus che che che's out charity. Yeah, that's right. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry 69 year old male dork
69 year old male dork I
Don't know my dorks like a shit
That's a weak spot
Did minkus ever get arrested? I don't know. I forgot. There's a premise
dorks.
Who's top dork?
Everyone's.
I don't even know who the top dork is.
I don't even know who the top dork is.
All these are people that have been arrested yet.
Oh, I didn't know.
Stars and stripes.
Oh.
Oh.
On some pin-
There you go, Dana.
All right.
That's cheese brain.
That's nice.
69-year-old dork.
Dude, have some.
It's so good.
I'm good.
29 year old dork have some so good
I got a peewee Herman. That's all I got incorrect. I'm sorry
Dana this dork dropped out of an Ivy League school bill Nye no okay I if I get this I get one of my slices removed okay. That's fair right yes
I can play named in the top 100 of the most influential people of the 20th century
Are you googling I think he is what was that noise to me?
read them all
Dork 69 year old male mm-hmm dropped out of an Ivy League school top 100 most influential people in the 20th century.
You might want to try Dustin Diamond again.
Try it again, it's right there.
It can't be wrong twice.
It's right there.
Stuck on him.
I don't know any dorks.
Stephen Hawking
incorrect
Danny the last his last name is an entryway into a fenced area Bill Gates correct
Correct Bill Gates arrested for running a stop sign without a license. Oh, yeah
Just that.
Yeah.
All right.
Since Danny got it, Titus.
Jay.
All right.
Jay's out.
Here we go.
It's just gonna be me on the wheel.
I'm just doing Celebrity Guest on my own right now.
Yeah, yeah.
With the first clue, it's a singer.
I just wanna be Celebrity Guest.
Oh, there you go.
It'll get back to you.
A singer.
I don't know who got arrested.
That's my problem a singer
Chris Brown incorrect good guess
Dana from a southern state
Darius Rucker incorrect
Big Cat released a single to promote Smurfs
Pharrell
incorrect
Danny former member of a band that went solo.
No, Danny's out.
Titus, former member of a band that went solo.
Can I help him?
Yeah.
Oh, we're on the same team?
I think so, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Say it then.
Is it for no lies?
No.
I thought he got arrested.
What? Did he make a Smurf song?
He never said arrested, did he? No they're all these are these are stars in stripes
Oh, okay, all right
Yeah, there you go. Dana. That's been the only one I don't feel as good about it
I mean hasn't made new night. What group was he in any any?
Yeah, true, and he's been sitting idly by for this entire game
I chimed in with vanilla ice and he did so for a reason because I think that's the correct answer. It's incorrect so wrong
Dana
This man took Britney Spears virginity. Oh
Oh is his name Kevin Federline?
That's not my guess that was a question
You're asking if that
Was a metaphoric heaven Federline's name is Kevin
Your guess you thought Brittany saved it till marriage. Yeah, Justin Timberlake
Fucking
It's between that too. I wasn't it's between Titus and big cat and I have to I have to get to
That wasn't it's between Titus and big cat and I have to I have to get to well No, this one is just last person has to do it. Well. No I have to get it's not a wheel
What if it's not oh, it's not a wheel so I have to get it twice before how many do you have?
You have to get it twice
for you to be
Three okay. Yeah, so I have to get it twice. Yeah, all right all right
Well you go first this time no you first, it's up to you. Oh, yeah
32 years old I
Mean if you don't get this yeah
Cat that wig starting to Dana beers incorrect collegiate athlete, Titus.
Ryan Lochte. Incorrect. Arrested in college for smoking weed in an area honoring a tragedy.
Alex Crusoe incorrect Titus the college sport he played was wrestling
Is this Kyle fucking Bower? Yes! So spin to see what I'm drinking.
So I didn't think these would get in in time.
The punishment for this actually wasn't a bong, they just got here.
We have handcuffs since this was Stars and Stripes.
You'll be handcuffed for the rest of the episode to somebody from the office wheel.
Alright, I'm gonna take a piss. Yeah, yeah. Since this was stars and stripes you'll be handcuffed the rest of the episode of somebody from the office wheel
Yeah, yeah We'll spin the office wheel to see who he's
He's attached to oh nice
By the way cups game about to start. Oh nice
Just gotta get three in a row and let's spin to see who is a
Dropping the next puck
Well, we gotta do the handcuff we gotta do the handcuff.
We gotta do the handcuff, he was peeing.
Oh he's not gonna wash his hands, you're gonna be cuffed.
Oh man.
That was fun.
Yeah.
That was fun, good game.
That was good item.
That was fun.
Thanks, thanks.
You guys are good at it, really good.
Next puck drop, Eduardo.
Eddie.
Here you go, Eddie.
Come on, Ed. Next puck drop Eduardo
Monad oh look the remaining later say the remaining letters say hey, oh
Hey, dude, look at that. Oh too wide. Oh, no, that's a Conrad text yeah right to any woman.
Now we're getting now it's getting interesting.
No Lucas wheel. Oh
My god, this is why we
Cubs games starting okay, and we got to hand off wheel and we gotta get three live bets in a row
And if it doesn't hit we'll drink again, so you want to pull up like the ESPN
Static thing I think we go all right. I'm gonna throw one out there
So who'd you you land in that right Titus or who oh yeah, I did yeah, don't you start with that bet? I think I might can you do pitches yeah, go strike. I just do first pitch trying I might just want to do first pitch strike
The game already started
All right, who my handcuffing with let's spin that wheel first pitch strike. I think first pitch strike. Has the game already started?
All right, who am I handcuffing with?
Let's spin that wheel.
Guys, we're doing really well.
Yeah. Really well.
All right, I'll do, I will do first pitch strike
for the bottom half of the first inning.
Okay. The first Cubs better.
That will start us.
That'll start us. So right now,
they're at the top of the first.
Wind is blowing out 11 miles an hour.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
What the fuck!
Hopefully that baby doesn't run over your face.
Oh no!
The baby's gonna be...
That baby's gonna pop out.
You're gonna be handcuffed to Kurt Vonnegut.
Dan, you might be going south of the airport after all.
Yeah, I'm just gonna be going back and forth.
We had to order those handcuffs. Shout out Neve because we didn't have any keys for our cuffs.
Oh, it's covered in cheese!
The seat's covered in cheese.
How did cheese even get there, Dana?
It's from under the cheese.
It's floppy cheese.
He was eating it off its belly.
It was sitting there.
Yeah the block just sitting on its stomach.
This is gonna suck.
Yeah it will suck.
Not that long.
Why don't you move the table and get it closer.
Well no because I want to rest my hand on the table.
Okay, fair enough.
Fair enough.
All right.
What did you land, Ed? Oh, the?
I landed on H.
H?
What is H?
That's not a good, oh.
It's not a good.
Uh-oh.
It's firecracker.
Oh.
There's a table of 20 cups
It's roulette you'll go and grab a cup and blind throwback that it's a cracker
one of them's a hot shot
No punishment
So you just Dom will you tell which one you want from Dom?
He'll bring you the cup you close your eyes shoot it back, and is it a full hot ship?
No, it's a half hot chip, quarter hot.
There's two in there?
Okay.
And then what do we do it till?
Till one person gets it, and then that's their punishment.
How hot is the hot chip?
It's very hot.
It's a day ruiner.
It's a day ruiner, okay.
Fuck, goddamn.
Did you see how many fucking fireworks Danny Lance got?
Oh yeah, it's crazy. He always does. The text of the group text was just like. Danny Lance? He's like, we're going to Wisconsin, many fucking fireworks? Oh, yeah, it's crazy
Text was just like Danny Lance
He was giddy yesterday, and I was like what is what's going on?
He's like I'm going to buy fireworks, and I get the most bang for my buck, and then he winked at me
All right sicko
Oh
No
Cheese crumb this one Missed. Where there's two two of
those cups are half of hot chip. Wait, is Lucas have hot chip
to think? Yeah. I do. We got to avoid that at all costs. What
happened? What happened? So there's two of those cups are
hot chips. And we have to we all have to pick a cup to just throw back
Oh home run. Oh count big dumper. Did big dumper go on the barstool?
Barstool bomb big dumper went poopoo. Oh, so they say when he gets a home run. Yeah
That's the best thing ever. It's so awesome
Alright, so Kate just pick a cup and then whoever gets a hot chip. It ends. Okay. Give me a corner cup, please
Oh, no, are you serious? Yeah?
No, no
Yeah, that one's fine. Is it well this actually like if I'm gonna flight today am I gonna be okay?
No, it's bad for like an hour. Yeah, it's an hour of us. You can't look close those eyes Kate. Oh my god
Nick did you say that because you know I'm fucked?
No, just put it in your mouth.
Open your mouth, open your mouth.
He's gonna feed you.
Are you serious?
Open your mouth.
Oh my god.
No!
Kate, you have to do it.
Kate, there was a 1 in 25 chance.
Come on, Kate.
You didn't go corner, right?
You're good.
You're good.
It's a Pringle.
Okay.
I don't like this. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. How many have, how many have had juice? You're good. You're good It's a Pringle, okay
Fuck how many of how many about you to two cups have hot chips the first time someone takes a hot chip. It's over
So it's a one in nine chance to get the hot chip for us. I don't want I come on Dana be a hero Oh things that I'm not proud of I would I would hate that all right pick one Dana
I would say the ice cream is the next one that she had counter actor the one that was after the corner
Dana got a mild hot sauce from Taco Bell. He doesn't want no no no no not that one the one closest to me
Nope all the way that one. Oh fuck
I hate hot stuff. Those are eyes Dana
Come on
I fucking hate this
I fucking hate this. Eddie?
Oh my God.
Uh, left hand, a little over, like four cups over.
Yeah, that one.
Good pick.
I don't feel good about it.
Good pick.
This is nerve wracking.
It is.
I fucking hate this.
It is. I fucking hate this.
Dude.
He's gonna grab his heart.
I don't like this at all.
Give me a right corner.
Hot chipped?
Right?
Hand cuffed to somebody?
All the way in the corner. order.
Tom, why don't you pick for me?
Oh, I knew you were going to say that.
I knew you were going to say that. No, no, no. I won't do that.
I won't do that.
Oh, fuck.
I'll do the one next to Titus. Oh
This is first pitch. Where'd he pick? This is first pitch. Oh, here we go. This is first strike ball fuck
All right, somebody has to chuck. All right. Wait, where did he pick far right?
You're right. No
No, where you just were
Right that one
It's got a good poker face hard to tell
Come on big Brando, I take a full bite fuck this shit really is scary fuck this shit Brandon doesn't do well with heat either I have to chug Nick for getting the strike
wrong yeah I can't have just a mildly hot food me neither we'll wait till the end of The far right. No, I'm sorry. My- we're looking at far left all the way.
Yes.
Brandon that's a- that was a-
Oh no. Oh no. Oh fuck.
Is it shaped like a pringle? No. It's how like I don't wait yet it is I feel right now
Really because I'm like we have so many around but if it gets back to us. We're fucked. We're fucked
I'm gonna use my one pass no
Dom
Give me oh yeah, that's a good way to do it. Yeah, just tell him to stop stop
Yeah, yeah that one. Oh, I don't like his hesitation
Cubs homered Oh Oh so merged who did hap
Oh
It does it taste like a pringle no it tastes spicy you will know immediately Oh, you'll probably know yeah, you probably smell it even before it's an entire chip. I do not want half of it half, okay?
The hot head it's the hot half. It's the hottest half Danny alright Dom. This is kind of now that I'm done
This is the best feeling I've ever had
Yeah, right, but if he gets back to you, you're so fucked done. So all the way at the corner one Dom. Yeah
Yep, yeah
We're so fuck Someone's gotta get it oh oh oh oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh oh Just say his okay Dom's corner right side corner right side corner right side not the last one one in yep that one
What one one in one in that one that one yeah? Oh my god? There's so many cups left. We're fine
He made it like a little
smile face
Please God, please be the chip. Eyes closed, Steven. Oh, oh.
Fuck!
Jump and ruin me.
Dude, hot chipped handcuffed is going to suck.
Very end cup on the left, like the very end.
Yeah, father one of us gets this.
He's smiling ear to ear, Kate.
That's what I wanted. He's smiling here to your gate
He's smiling you to your Kate
Data that should have been you! Is that the one that Che would have taken?
That's what I was gonna take!
Let it settle, let it settle!
Don't do liquid yet, I don't think.
Might make it worse.
I think liquid makes it worse right away.
I don't know actually.
I got a puke.
Oh my god!
Ride the hiccups! Ride it out, Kate! I got a puke oh oh my god oh
Yeah, you gotta ride the hiccups. Oh ride it ride it out Kate. It's a high. There's cheese over here. Milk it Kate milk it Yeah, no no take strawberries strawberries strawberries would help
Strawberry's definitely will help milk is the best thing drink ice cream go to the ice cream machine. Oh ice cream
Put your mouth under the fucking thing
Drink milk Kate drink milk guys
Strawberry milk drink milk big cat boss man. There's one left. Oh no
But think of the rush that was the rule yeah, and we also have Lucas Lucas has Lucas has hot shit
Oh my god, yeah, but like what a waste of Pringle milk
Doesn't milk intensify it
Doubles it helps milk is what chili people eat there you go eat ice cream ice cream will help ice cream will help, huh?
Do they are the worst?
Dana you that was like that was like a guy who like couldn't make the flight on 9-eleven
What are you eating now Dana?
Would have gone down differently if Dana pick that cup
Plinko. Holy shit. Yeah, you guys move on.
I'll be here. Oh my god, how long?
It's almost over. Oh my god.
It's almost over. Really? Yeah.
No. No it's not.
It's just beginning. There.
You're probably going to get a moment of zen.
Amelia Earhart.
Yeah.
Oh my god. is it helping?
It helps as soon as ice cream melts.
It just...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm not exaggerating.
This is so bad.
It's painful.
Can I give you a spin zone?
No, yeah.
You don't have to do the other one.
No, I'm not exaggerating.
I'm just saying.
I'm not exaggerating.
I'm just saying.
I'm not exaggerating.
I'm not exaggerating.
I'm not exaggerating. I'm not exaggerating. I'm not exaggerating. I'm not exaggerating. I'm not exaggerating. I Spend zone no yeah, yeah, you know I do the other one no
She might have to um she might have to know it's better you than us. Oh, yeah
From from my perspective yeah, where I'm sitting. It's not that bad. You got a bunch of free ice cream
It's a good spin zone. It's a good way to look a whole gallon of milk Could have been us. Oh my god
You take a walk you walk it off walk it off. You just put your mouth under the ice cream dispenser my gums are on fire
Oh
All right, let's spin the wheel to see who's going up tomorrow morning's gonna suck
There we go, I'm proud of you, Kate.
Yeah, you're getting you're getting there.
OK, OK, OK. Drop a.
Oh, no, if you get middle, there's
please don't get middle, Kate.
She took her extreme with her.
Kate's really hungry.
All right, we got that was that was
the biggest rush of yeah that really
was I have to chug something to J oh for missing out the bat yeah
Wow Kate great fucking work now it's gonna kiss is incredible all right Titus all right here we go give me a pie
There we go okay, okay, you're gonna have to pass that take it to the ball right take take the milk to the bong
Great guys we are clearing this board
Well that's nice the big cats gonna go with him Oh
Oh, that's nice. The big cats gonna go with him. Oh,
you gotta do milk. Kate, I have some rice pudding here. Do you think that would work? No, just tight. Is it is it getting easier?
Kate is entering the non talking phase of the hot chip. Titus has to puke
while
you could be
Oh, Pugue would be so fun. All right.
Kate, can you not eat into the mic?
You got it.
Can you not eat into the mic?
Easy.
Easy.
You good?
I was all right.
All right.
I feel fine.
All right, Kate.
It was easy.
This is a one on one challenge.
We'll spin the wheel to see who you're going up against.
In American Revolution.
Hot chip eating.
Just eat after.
Fucking doing a show right now.
Come on Kate.
Big cat. Alright. Ooh. Big Cat.
All right.
It's Big Cat.
All right.
Am I standing up?
Both of you will be standing on either side of the Hey Dude
Plinko board.
Brandon.
Yeah.
Wait, here, you want to listen?
Here, Big Cat, one second.
This is American Revolution.
You have to spin around 10 times. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
I did.
As soon as Brandon says a city, you both,
after you spin 10 times, come to your map,
and you'll point to the city, Brandon says.
Okay, so this is just one round?
No, it is best two out of five.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Nothing like some milk and then spinning
around immediately after.
You don't have to spin tightest.
We spin around 10 times?
Yes.
So Brandon, you are naming city.
As soon as Brandon says the city, you come in.
I know.
It's a hardship.
That's so brutal.
We're just gonna spin.
All right, this way.
We start spinning?
As soon as Brandon says a city.
Okay, so tell us when to start spinning.
As soon as you say a city.
Oh, okay.
I said still you spin around.
Y'all ready?
Louisville.
No, no, no, we gotta spin first. Oh, wait.
Kate's spinning after. 10 Kate. She's spewing. Is Kate throwing up? No, it was
ice cream falling. Kate, come point at Louisville. Kate, come point at Louisville.
I
Want nothing
One more cake Kate you got one more, Kate. Kate, you got one more. End this.
I have, like, boogers coming out of my mouth.
This is so mad.
This was the best two it could have happened to.
Three.
Kate is hunched.
Which way did I spin?
OK, I got it.
You got a counterbalance.
All right, now, just to make sure,
I'm staying in a city, then they're spinning?
Yes.
Y'all good with that?
Yeah, I'm just going to stop spinning
whenever Kate stops spinning.
All right.
Denver.
Just tell us what
567.
Kate is Kate counting because she's at like go.
Okay.
He's got it! Cat got it!
You were all over it.
Game 3.
Chuck up the 3's.
Will you just tell us when to stop spinning?
Sure. Kate looks like a fucking alien.
She counts in 10 seconds.
She's like, pick the girl from, uh, from, uh, Benchworm.
Amelia, I heard you.
Brandon's looking at cities.
Yeah, I'm just trying to pick out the.
Make it hard.
Make them, oh, they don't know even what state.
I know, but it's either in the middle or it's in.
Springfield.
Yeah.
Do Springfield. Find the first
Springfield. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. Good. No, that's
because you know where that is. I'm gonna I'm gonna do what TJ
said. Mm hmm. But there's how many are on there? Right. So
that's easier to find. They don't know where they are.
Okay. All right. All right. All right. Let's discuss. We're
discussing the city right now.
They can see where you're pointing. They can see where you're pointing.
Everywhere. It's confusing. No. No, hold it right.
Water.
It's worse than that.
Nice.
Kate's melting.
No, no, no.
Are you doing better, Kate?
I'm like, across the corner.
It probably helps to be distracted.
Yes, I think so. It's bad, across the corner. It probably helps to be distracted. Yes, I think so.
It's bad though.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
All right, ready?
Regina.
What?
Regina.
Regina?
Go, go. Oh Sorry Kate,'s okay hey you suck I realized I'm dizzy I realized I actually am up again yeah
we're just a team that was a fun one oh alright I got dizzy
a spin who drops 31 cups 311
out today 9 and a half was there a
is there a chug on that one Nick nae hates done enough
spinning with a belly full of milk and ice cream
that's okay
oh shit you walk and milk and ice cream. That's okay.
Oh shit. Be walk.
All right, come on Brandon.
Be walk.
Brandon.
Come on Brandon.
Give us an E.
Come on Brandon, this is where it gets spicy.
So if we hit one that's already been hit,
it's just immediate.
It's immediate chug wheel.
But it's Brandon that has to do it.
He just has to figure out what liquid.
Yeah, yeah.
All right. But so far, yeah, because so. We've not had any repeats. That's right
Yeah, and avoided Lucas's everybody so far is kind of done what they're supposed to know right Brandon no pressure come on
It's been really easy for everybody
Come on Brando
He went over more to your left yeah
Yeah, that this true middle?
Yep, that's true middle.
But that's where Lucas resides.
Oh, that like...
Oh, shit.
I hate that form.
All right, you got chugged.
I hate that.
It went behind the paper.
The boys confused.
Far right.
Now where's the damn puck? the paper the boys confused far right
where's now where's the damn puck let's see what you're sipping on brother in the middle it's those pegs mm-hmm that damn gravity again
There you go. I got it right here.
Didn't even finish your first apple pie.
Finish that first one so you can get to your second.
Lucky dog.
Let's figure out who's dropping puck.
Bring him in another apple pie.
Thanks Dom.
You do have to eat those though double-faced and apple pies Dana's
You were looking at him like angry like damn that looks good
My stomach is in shambles right now
After a block of lies and strawberries. Why are you doing the flag?
Isn't that the themes fourth of July?
What isn't that the themes fourth of July?
We might be here all day
All right, Nick, oh Nick, don't let us down come on Nick
You gotta go alright, so we'll will take this bullet for him. You having a kid? You gotta go. Shoot a video.
Eddie must have fucked from behind that time.
That thing's wet.
Yeah, you could probably just keep that, Eddie.
Went true.
Yeah.
So I should go a little bit more right.
Sure.
Right.
That's a little right of middle.
Thanks, old.
Oh, it went directly right. It'll come back around. No. Right. That's a little right of middle. Thanks a lot. Oh, it went directly right.
It'll come back around.
No. No.
Oh, man.
Chug.
Shoot.
This board has got a mind of its own today.
This is going to be the tough part.
Does the person who spins and if it hits Lucas,
do they have to do the punishment?
Lucas?
Tomato juice, Vicky.
Oh. Oh, no. I'll explain it when we get there. Do they have to do the punishment Lucas tomato juice?
If we get there if we get there
It's oh, what do the state format read Brandon?
Shall we tie for it doesn't go underneath I'll wait after he does it He looks good as Harriet Tubman. I hit the button? Yeah, I'll wait until after he does it. I'll wait until after he does it.
He looks good as Harriet Tubman.
Can I push his button?
I can see him being a bun guy.
Eww.
Not a great image.
That doesn't look fun.
Eww.
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state. How was it Nick? Um I don't mind tomato juice it was just I'm not good. I had a bonging
Not a good chugger not a good chugger
All right, all right, so where we at we need another will will guy. Yeah, like a board guy there puckman
We need a puckist. I think I like this version of Plinko where you get this strategy
And dressed up you like it so far, but what if we just never get the E or the Y?
I love hanging out with you guys.
It's not like, huh.
Here you go, Nick.
Here we go, Nick.
Here we go, Nick.
Hopefully no more tomato juice.
All right, that wheel's too far in the way.
We got to get one of these.
Just knock one out.
Nick, just get it in the E or the Y. Lock in. Yeah. knock one out.
Nick, just get it in the E or the Y. Lock in.
Yeah.
E or Y.
Either one, really.
There you go.
No nonsense.
Looking good.
Looking good for Y.
Looking good for Y.
Looking good for Y.
Looking good for Y.
Yeah!
Hell yeah.
That was so huge.
Yep.
That was so huge.
Somebody just gotta come through with the E and then we're good. We're good, then we go home. That was so you somebody just got to come through with the even we're good
Oh that was so enormous that we just need to eat guys boy boy
Shit, Nick. This is this one gonna suck though, and we gave Lucas his Lucas had a fair chance
Oh
chance. Oh, this is BBQ. Okay, baseball cue. So it's me versus you guys. And you guys form a queue a line. And you can't move and I have 10 baseballs. If I hit you with the ball, You are on the wheel for Bev
We don't have to do everybody so we can have some people in here talking no no we'll do
Everybody lined up on the the black line out there, and I have my own and I will self pitch to myself and have to hit
You guys oh?
You're going out there, and we're standing right here. Yeah, okay. Okay. You're not gonna hit us. You can't move
They're ten in here? Uh, there's one in there.
Alright, I'll go tell him.
Okay.
Wait, what?
Hold up.
What's going on?
Wait, wait, wait.
You guys still can't get up there?
Alright, are you locked in? Can we move? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I swear, Nick. Oh! Oh! Oh!
Where's the tone?
Ah!
It moved!
My right leg didn't move!
My right leg didn't move!
My right leg didn't move!
You gotta close your eyes.
I'm not closing my eyes.
You gotta close your eyes.
It moved?
That he moved.
That's what he moved.
My right leg didn't move.
My right leg was locked.
My right leg was locked.
Katie said he moved.
Katie said he moved.
Moved.
My right leg was locked. Nick, should was locked. My right leg was locked.
Nick, should we all have to face this way?
Yeah.
Okay.
No, you're out.
Okay.
My right leg was locked.
You moved.
It's on camera.
My right leg was locked.
My right leg was locked.
Oh!
Oh!
That came in.
It's four?
It's four. Oh, my right leg was locked.
Oh, God.
Wait, I'm just going to on the bevwheel again?
Eight.
That's eight. Did it hit him? Oh
They hit him
Yeah, I don't think they know how to count I Don't think I move that much.
We should do that again.
So what I request a replay.
I request a replay.
My left side, but my right side.
Oh my my left my right leg lock. It's everybody's just me Chuckie
well it'll
Damn, I embarrassed myself a little bit, but I move a lot
Those we only see these my right leg
Now that I think about it, I probably definitely moved
Yeah, that was yeah, I was dodged it you dodged it. It wasn't gonna hit me being you on the wheel for Bev
You'll probably get another moved after no one more
I moved
We know no no it's me or you cuz I missed all right I
Want to do that more yeah?
That should be a regular. Yeah do that with a major league baseball player. Yeah, we should yeah, yeah
Tomato here wash it down with this
Is it over yet? No, we gotta get the heat.
It's not about the burning.
Now it's like spicy jalapeno, but it's like, at least it's better than it was.
Good, good, good.
All I'm thinking about is if I get it again, how much that will suck.
We're one away.
I know.
Kate, if you get it again, Danny will take it for you.
Oh, thank you Danny nice
Might be apple pie again. Yeah, let's see what he is
Who knows if you moved?
All right, whoever's up next let's get this let's get the fucking eat yeah get the e and end it and then we got a
Bet and then we'll be done
Fine
easy With a little bit of tomato juice and milk and milk Done. Fine. Butter, easy.
With a little bit of tomato juice and milk.
And milk, yeah.
It'll be like pinkish.
Ew.
Oh.
Was I, did I, whose head did I whiz past?
Mine.
It was like an, I heard it go past my ear.
You hit one directly over my head as well.
I don't know how to control where to hit.
That was a whole bottle.
That's a lot of water.
You're a legend, Brandon.
Pfft.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh my god.
Slow, slow it down.
Oh my god.
Ha ha ha ha.
He's not drinking any of this.
No, but he's cupping balls. he's never bond
Wash it out for us. Well you don't do well with water
How could that have happened Brandon come on
Are you pulling it. It's sitting. It's just a hose. Hold on let me spill the
rest of this out now too. Attaboy. I don't think his mouth works
All right, come on let's go someone be a hero
Dana have you gone? No, we got it. Whoever's up. Let's be here. I haven't been on spawn on at all Yeah, I can't believe you did the tomatoes. Yeah, it was just in there and it was gross. Oh, I just have to go
No, it's gonna be you
Oh, yeah, I'm calling my shot at all right you and you're gonna get the E for that would be awesome
for emancipate
They blink and send us home. Oh
My god, imagine free us Abe. Come on Abe. That would be so sick. I know
That'd be poetic. I'm glad you moved your flight to stay. Yeah, of course
I know. That'd be poetic.
I'm glad you moved your flight to stay.
Yeah, this is fun.
Yeah.
Soon you won't have to move a flight.
Winter, yeah.
That's so true, August 2nd.
August 2nd, all right.
Be here before you know it.
Yep.
I told you.
It's free us, Dana.
It's free us, Dana.
Come on, Dana.
This would be a legendary moment.
Come on, Dana.
Man's got a belly full of cheese.
Give a little speech. Give a little speech before you drop it, too. Because you look like, yeah. A legendary man's got a belly
Give a little speech before you drop it to cuz you look like it like yeah, I'm gonna go up there I thought I was gonna start before score
Well said Abe all right if he doesn't get, we're gonna shoot him in the head?
Yeah, right in the back.
Come on, Dana.
Be a legend.
Is it right here?
It's in the middle.
No, other side.
It's over there.
Yeah, that side, that side.
Oh, right there, yeah.
Right there.
Okay, okay, I don't hate him. Yeah, that's right there. Yeah, yeah right there No
Right there. Oh, it was a peg away. It was
Under an inch you would say
Very very small distance away a tiny little
Right there. It was so it looked like it was headed in there. It was like that a man's dick's length away
It looked like it was headed in there. It was like that. A man's dick's length away.
Fuck. Lucas, I don't know. So we're gonna be playing
Let him put his hot potato chip. Whoever dropped the puck and whoever's name comes up on the wheel has to play hot potato for 30 seconds. Winner is the good sliver on the wheel, loser is the bad sliver.
Spin the wheel. Whoever it lands on picks a number between 1 through 10
I have a cookie assigned for each number my god and half the cookies have hot chips
Baked into them half of them are just regular chocolate. That's not terrible. Okay, okay
Okay, okay is not on the wheel because you got me a good birthday present also as I didn't make gluten-free cookies
What what about me Lucas?
He should have to pick a cookie and if there's a hot chip in a yes eat the hot chip take his raise back
Oh, we can do that. Thanks, Dan. Yeah
Also, you got you a good present I got a good present for his birthday I got a
tickets in a new contract What you get him for his birthday I I got a couple of cups tickets in a new contract
What you get him for his birthday? I shake his hand every cups tickets. Oh fuck yeah
Dana you fucked us, but I fucked us alright So what are we doing?
too there's gonna be him and then another guy on the wheel and they play hot potato and
Whoever wins hot potato gets to flip a coin to do a survey
Then you're gonna meet a man in the game
I'm automatically on your yes because you talk to fuck. I'm gonna be you again there. Well, how did KB get on the Rob?
Which is Dana?
Myself or Lucas who's in KB Lucas? Yeah Lucas you gotta play who's in house eat right now, but I'm art but
Hold up bullshit. Oh Yeah Lucas you gotta play yeah who's in tile seat right now, but I'm our but Bullshit
You can't do it but you can't Dana you know you can you gotta just take your chance
You gotta cook you got yes, you gotta take your chaite look at him. Oh my god. Look at her
I order mild sauce with my car in the eye. You know what Dana? What's the plot? What's the you know?
We're gonna take a dog eat dog
Fish eat the little fish out and say that I'm just telling
What is that what's the hot potato?
It's an actual hot potato
Whoever drops it
When the clock goes off whoever's holding it with 30 seconds left. When the clock goes off, whoever's holding it.
Yeah.
Got it.
Or whoever's near.
I can't let her eat the fucking.
For 30 seconds, you're going to play hot potato.
Still have a 50% chance that it's not hot chips.
When the clock hits zero, whoever's holding it.
There comes the hot potato.
Get out there, Dana.
Dana, just hold the fucking hot potato for 30 seconds, man.
Here comes Marash with the hot potato.
But do you want to let yourself have one?
No!
Hold on.
The hot potato.
Wait wait wait wait wait.
Maresh stand out there in the middle.
Maresh.
This is a great job Luke.
Did you see Dana's guess?
No.
He guessed for the founding fathers just a white man is your father.
Alright you got a uh TJ you got a clock?
Yeah you got it. So TJ is it on us. How hot is the potato? It's been in
there for the other way. Dana Santa face us face us. Our
there you go. Three. Wait, wait, wait. Let's get the camera
right. Yeah. Okay. Three, two, one. Give it to him. Do not tell
us. Oh my god. This, this isn't fair. 28.
No, don't say the time.
Don't say the time.
Okay.
Don't say the time.
All right, let's just do it.
All right.
Well, one of you could.
One of you could hold it.
I could hold it, but I'm not gonna.
You know what?
The skin's coming off.
Oh no.
Got it.
Come on, Kate.
Please God.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Time!
Yes!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Fuck yes, Kate.
Get him, baby, Kate!
Get away, get away, Kate!
Get away, Kate!
Fuck him, Kate! Fuck him up, Kate. Get away. Get away, Kate. Fuck him, Kate.
Fuck him up, Kate.
Hell yeah.
Good job, Lucas.
Great game.
Great fucking game, Lucas.
That was a great game.
All right, Dana, you only have...
Dana, you have a 50% chance that you're not going to get it.
Wait, is there one more game or now it's the cookies?
It's the good and bad.
No, now it's the cookies.
Now he's got to pick one of the 10 cookies. no one one number. What is it number one through ten?
We spin the good or bad wheel and whoever so
Kate one so if it lands on good, then she still has to eat a cookie what?
Potato why do they do it? That's a good game Lucas. I like it
Odds are exactly the same
They baked a potato for an hour for nothing that for nothing wait it wait an hour
Lucas wait it not over complicated
All right sit back down. Okay. You got a 50% chance Dana's wheel lands on good. It's you. Yeah, you're good. He's bad
What am I bad bad Dana's wheel lands on good. It's you. Yeah, you're good. He's bad. Wait, Lucas, what the fuck? That's so dope. What's the point of that?
What am I? What am I? Bad? Bad?
Oh, God!
Lucas, what the fuck?
There's still a chance where it's not her.
No, it's her now.
No, it's her. Because it might not be a cookie.
Yeah, the cookie might not be hot.
The cookie might be regular.
We can't do this. No, you know.
Take a number 1 through 10, Kate.
A number 1 through 10, 3.
Oh my god.
What, do you know?
I know, I don't know.
I say it every time.
Oh god damn it.
Oh no, Kate.
Can you give me a fresh cup of ice cream, please?
What was the point of the potato?
There was no point.
None.
Oh, none at all. Good job, Lucas. Do you know Lucas? Yes. What was the point of the potato? There was no point. None.
Good job Lucas.
Yes.
You can tell by looking at the cookie.
That's why you need the blindfold.
Oh yeah, I can tell.
Oh my god.
You're okay, you just have to eat the whole thing.
Okay.
You just have to eat the whole thing I can already feel it no they all feel the same yeah
Just a cookie
I'm watching so much! After winning hot potato!
Oh...
Punishment fits crime, Kate.
Welcome back to terror.
That's so mean!
Get our ice cream now!
Oh, it only feels like a really bad
jalapeno stage.
At least milk goes with cookies.
Oh god.
That's so fucked.
What the fuck was the hot potato fucked. That's so
Most I've ever seen Kate celebrate
Making a milkshake so pumped. She was so pumped. How is it?
Kate might be a bad time, but your mics on the ground. Oh my God, the series of events that had to happen.
Dana was that close to getting the end.
I should have taken the wheel.
I should have taken the wheel.
Did he say it now?
No, I should have.
Kate, if you would have lost hot potato.
Dana, you had five steps during that process to say I'll just take the cookie.
If Dana could go back in time and eat the cookie.
Fortunately we can't do that.
The cookie tastes good though.
Who made the cookies Lucas?
I did.
Lucas made the cookies.
He wants to know if they're good.
So we still gotta get the thing.
Oh fuck.
I feel so bad.
But there was nothing I could have done. So every other one is just a chug until we get it
Yeah, all right. Let's go. Oh boy. Well the wheel is done. That one's done. Yeah
We just got to get someone's happy to get e but the worst that can happen is you just got to chug something
All right, yeah, send us home Dan.
Is this safe going up?
Yes. Oh
Sistine chair pose yeah
Might be a little far far it seems that one yeah, we got the Sistine Chapel at home
That needs to be good. It was good. Oh, yeah, it's good
The hot chip again no, it's no no it's so that last peg
Kate how is it?
Actually don't talk with your mouth just go the chug will tell you okay? Well here's spinning it now
Mouthwash, that's not bad. Yeah. Yeah. Just shut him up. Get brought to you.
Kate has just been eating the
entire second half of the show.
Yeah. It's disgusting. Your
stomach has to be so confused.
You're a beautiful shade of red.
You are
I love the fourth of July med. Love it. It's my favorite holiday. Just chugging mouthwash
She might qualify for the red white or blue Zawil. Yeah, she has in every color. Yes
Okay, don't you have a long road trip tomorrow?
Oh, no.
Save us.
Big cat.
Better bring the chest tomorrow.
Big cat.
Ah, damn it.
Get back up there.
This is the most y'all have ever had to get up.
Those two go everywhere together I know
something suspicious we were handcuffed
once we were very yeah that was it was
right down to it yeah it was that one
that one that one yeah but it landed
maybe you go that way then maybe go one
right yeah it's okay it looks okay it's Yeah
Okay, it looks okay great
More little turn stay out there
Spinning now
It's mouth wash yeah, you're gonna get drunk Got a French your wife and you get home. Oh, yeah
Are you doing Kate not great my lips this time it's my lips
No Dana you had your chance to be the guy. Yeah, yes.
Dude, it's not going to take away her pain.
He's just hungry.
There are more.
I think I'd speak for me and Tyson if we had to stand up again I'm going to be pissed.
There's two chances.
Yeah, I know.
Okay, thank you.
Send us home, Clicky.
Come on, Nick.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I again say it, the Tubman look is a good one for him.
Come on, Nick.
Here we go, Nick.
The big cat's looks growing on me.
Brandon, what happened to you?
Oh yeah, I dropped it during the water, I think.
Come on.
Oh, it went way up.
Oh, oh, oh! Oh water. I think come on. I went way
Milk
Milk Milk. Has he changed which one we're sucking out of?
Or has it been the same one?
I don't think it just goes to one.
Is there stoppers on top?
Alright, spin the wheel to see who has to go up for a puck.
While they figure this out.
How much of the milk is he pouring in there?
Full hose. there full hose one full
hose like college right all right come on Che Steven come on Che be a fucking
hero dude Dana was so close Kate so I know you had to so close I know you had
two hot chips with the mouthwash was so bad I so bad I know you had two hot chips. I know you had two hot chips, but the mouthwash was so bad.
So bad. I wouldn't trade it. That's tingling a lot. I still got apple pie to finish, Kate.
There you go. Could be worse. You did a great job on that.
What is he pointing at? I don't know. Calculating? Yeah, he was calculating.
Yeah, he probably said, oh, I think I'm gonna go for E
Come on Stephen
He's just will this work. Oh, yeah, don't don't doubt him
That's a learn my lesson. That's interesting
He's just dropping from where I drive
Maybe we start far right or. I don't know.
It's evasive.
I think it's like beer pong.
You make the cup and you're not trying.
I think you don't even look over the edge.
You just toss it.
Apple pie.
There you go.
How many apple pies did they buy?
All right.
Spin the other wheel.
See you Nick. We've got to get this. We still got to get three bets. How many apple pies did they buy all right spin the other wheel?
We've got to get this we still got get two pucks. There you go. Fuck it.
Oh, fuck it.
No, maybe. Come on.
Oh, fuck, damn it!
Bullshit.
This is mouthwash again.
There you go.
That's a lot of pie. I'm just hungry.
I don't know why we keep sitting down.
Thank you.
Great job.
God damn it. Big head you look like that political commentator guy
What yeah, we should have them lead each other instead. Yeah. By the dick. Oh my God, yeah.
Ooh.
Titus, Titus!
No!
Hehehehe.
Don't sit just yet.
Oh, hi.
I don't know why I'm bothering you.
We're getting right back up.
Steve Che. How much pie do we have?
We gotta be almost out of pie.
Uh, Don bought a ton of pie.
He always does.
He always over pies for these.
How sad is it just to see Eddie's wig and empty shoes?
Right in front of the chair.
Look, he died.
Oh no.
Oh Ed. Oh no. Oh
Come on please get shocked not even you doing it's your apple pie Brandon what time you think you're getting home tonight oh I'm my tea time shot what time was it? 430. I made it pretty late.
Milk. Milk.
Strong bones.
Get it.
All right.
Spin the other one again.
Oh, boy.
Someone's got to do it.
The rush it will be.
You know who's going to be the hero here.
It's going to be Miss Hot Mouth.
It's got to be. Or Brandon. Come's going to be Miss Hot Mouth. It's got to be.
Or Brandon.
Come on, Brandon.
Brandon.
Come on, Brandon.
Come on, Brandon.
I'm Miss Jefferson Walker.
Good work, Steve.
Oh.
Yeah. Good work Steve. Oh. Ew.
Yeah, yeah I like it. No.
Bounce bank.
Ugh.
Let's see what it is.
My tummy is in shambles.
I shouldn't speak.
No, no, no. My tongue hurts.
I've had mouthwash, icing. I just okay, okay
I had marshmallows milk and tomato juice
some made oh
Made it fresh from the tap. Oh no
Knowing how your mouth works yeah, put the wig back on oh is that sweat oh my god
Guys got COVID
How did it fill it out so perfect it's not a splash Here comes the tomato. That's the way he sweats when he eats too much apple pie
Kate it seems like you made a fool
I swear to God his mouth doesn't work
He's not putting his mouth on the thing. He's got a waterfall
His mouth does not work
This time try opening your mouth.
When she's on her period.
Right?
Fuck yeah.
That time of the month.
I forgot to open my mouth.
Oh.
This mouth doesn't work.
Two second rule Brandon.
He does the motions of drinking but it just doesn't work. Two second rule, Brandon. He does the motions of drinking, but it just doesn't go.
Got a towel over there?
He has a filter that detects if it's not sweet tea.
He's like, nope.
His body rejects it.
Goes right out.
All right, who's up, TJ?
We need a hero.
We need it.
It has to be Dana.
I've been saying it.
I'm going to continue.
I think it's Dana.
Nick.
It's got to be Kate.
Come on, Nick.
Come on Nick come on Nick
We like should we put it so the puck somewhere else we put in the same spot
Is it just I know I think we have to do
Random where do you want to put it? Yeah? Why not? Why not? Yeah?
Lucas's no normal voice
Spin the wheel again TJ.
We're stuck. We're so stuck.
Water.
That's a bad Brandon. This These cherry tomatoes might help here. Yeah, you're gonna taste all the tomato juice.
I think at this point, we.
Looks like grapefruit.
I barely sucked on it Nick
That's just tomato juice
Harriet tell me why are you so sour? Oh Brandon you smell like shit. I smell you from over here. Smile little honey. Give us a smile, Harriet.
Ever thought about smiling more, Harriet?
Didn't Harriet Tubman live to like 1960?
I don't know.
I'm pretty sure.
That's crazy.
She like, come on, man, Brandon.
Come on, Brandon.
Come on, Brandon.
Let's go, Brandon.
Gross.
We're going to be here forever.
Woo!
But, uh, Brandon.
Oh, that was way off.
But 1913 is pretty crazy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh What's the spin on a brandon?
No Harriet Tubman love to be
Brandon
It came back it didn't it came back
Damnit where'd he drop that cuz that was I was wrong the right side. It was good. All right keep rapid-fire TJ. We got to just it's a numbers game at this point
Just chug go up chug go up
Water
Find a way to spit it up. Watch this.
Oh my god, his mouth just does not work.
Oh.
He's waterboarding himself.
The wig too
is so funny
it looks like a coonskin cap
alright who's up
I feel like we're due Titus
we haven't been up in a long time Oh, I feel like we're due Titus
Dana what's on your flight? I was just looking I'm just looking at my thing right now. Hold on. That's it. I should be good Oh, I don't pour it till six. Oh, you're good
Hold on. What's that? I should be good. Oh, I don't pour it till six. Oh, you're good
See this is what you got to do not care just that's in
Don't has a chance to go to eat. Oh, all right, what is he drinking or not drinking?
Here we go Brandon Brandon. All right, big man. Big Gus.
Come on, Brandon.
You the man.
This is nothing to you, man.
This is a little milk.
You got this.
Oh, he looks pissed.
You got it.
That's my bad.
What more do you want?
Ew.
Stiff with the hook.
He's going to go in for a break.
Lord, I know it's been a while.
Lord, it's been a while.
Please let this milk go down my throat.
You haven't heard from me from a long time.
For a long time.
Oh my God, oh my God, Brandon, straight from the teeth.
You got this, Big Brandon.
Come on, Brandon.
Here we go.
Big Cuss, this milk hates to see you coming.
Oh man, if the wheel has a sense of humor. Am I crazy that he actually looks cool as hell right now?
He does, he looks badass.
You're the man.
I'm the fucking man, Brad.
All right, Danny.
Come on, Danny. Come on, Danny. Danny let's go be a hero we also still have to
do it you guys don't even know yeah forgot about that day you might have to
move your flight really yeah that's all right I'll stay until tomorrow is it
all right yeah my wife's on a bachelorette party oh yeah I'm gonna hang Really? Yeah. That's alright, I'll stay until tomorrow. Is it alright? Yeah.
My wife's on a bachelorette party. Oh, hell yeah.
I'm open. You wanna hang out tonight?
Yeah. Alright.
Oh, Danny. Danny!
Danny! Hey!
Danny! Oh!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh no, dude. Oh Apple pie good good all right
We're all. We'll do it.
We'll do it.
We definitely do.
Last one.
Last apple pie.
Danny!
Danny!
Let's go!
You know what to do.
You're fresh.
You're right there, Danny.
You had to practice.
You're on it.
He's like a Pride and Prejudice character.
This is JJ Spawn.
You already saw the line.
Yep. You got a good look. Now just JJ Spawn. You already saw the line. Yep.
You got a good look.
Now just put it in.
Brandon, you look like you did the sequel, just Prejudice.
Here we go.
Just Prejudice.
You and Pat should do a podcast, Pride and Prejudice.
Pride!
Our hero!
Let's go, Danny.
I wasn't even paying attention.
I had already given up.
I feel, Danny!
Let's go, Danny.
Hey.
All right.
Last challenge.
So good.
I'm so good.
He is enough of this shit.
He is enough of this shit.
Boys, we've battled together.
It's only fitting.
What the fuck?
No.
It's only fitting that we go out together. This is a team game
It's a yak draft. It's a Ben Frank
We're having hot dogs, and we're drafting BEN for the toppings and we'll go out together. Oh
How is this the last yeah, you're a real son of a bitch, okay?
Woods Ben Frank was always going to be the last one yeah here
What's with the board? What's with the markers?
hmm easel ah a
red herring oh
When are we gonna do that?
Alright, so we have we have things for everyone bees I think
Zog guest foods two weeks ago.
Yeah.
Ees.
And ends?
Well.
Ees.
So one of those, that's an end.
One of those is an end.
They're dump them out in threes.
M.
E.
Egg roll.
Okay.
And these are going into hot dogs? We have the hot dogs cooked. Yes
Okay, we just want to put the bags dump them out and spin wheel will do a speed draft
I don't love it three things and we'll go out together eating our hot dogs. Love it
Oh
Let's get a little yes, we are all right. I'll say it out loud. We have it looks like we have crab meat we have Choban and we have
Alfredo sauce we have beef ravioli with blue icing we have
blueberry cream cheese I
Don't know what else is out there
Those are bees well, yeah blue icing blue
Bhutan II for alfredo sauce
What what is it cat cat food?
Those Kyle
Are you allowed to eat cat food? Yeah, you're an adult you
Wait, I mean cat food is is nothing compared. There's cocoa butter the lotion
That's way worse Or see cat food
How many items are there for each?
It looks like there's more, I don't know.
Is that a card?
One, two, three.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There's at least seven.
Wait, what would be a card?
It's a, uh-oh.
N, a card, like a...
Why did Nick leave?
I have refrigerated ends.
Okay, what is the card?
There's a card.
I only did N.
Right over there
Okay did
Oh is that more milk can well somebody touch what's come I look at the house
Maybe it's a card here. I'll get it. I'll do it No, no, I was gonna say permission to the rest of the group kid can Titus and I for the draft on handcuff or no
All right, that was dumb question. We won't
I was hoping one person was like, yeah definitely
All right, so are we just nice and cold just remember if you touch it if you touch it it's yours
Yeah, somebody just let's pick the first person
I just go in order from them well no because that would that would screw everyone. Let's screw everybody
Okay, we just won't do great under wheel the whole time wheel, but no greedy, so if you get all your three you're just out
You're out. You're out
We'll until three and then one trade and then one yeah one Yankee swan one Yankee swan
No, Yankee swan one. No Biden. We always
It's a speed draft
There's no such thing as a speed draft. No, we are TJ be on the beyond the button. Let's speed it spin it
Maybe one more game of hot potato
Announce anything yeah, I'll be an ear and then then you got to end up with one of each and Dana.
Can you prop up Dana?
Can you prop up the Nivea so they could see that tonight?
Yeah, probably be right there.
Yep. That that model right now. OK.
If you touch it, you touch it.
Yeah, that's right.
Welcome to the act, idiot! That's our only rule! That's literally our only rule!
Lube up the dog ears.
Take it!
That's our only rule!
Feels good from the bleachers this time.
Wait, maybe someone will nope I do.
Yeah, you never know.
Maybe somebody can steal that.
Chay, come sit out here. It's cocoa and butter dude. You can eat that
Skin if we're being honest, you should have touched it. I have
He was eyes on to our Dana just power through
It's true. It's fine. It's safe. They catch like five shots of mouthwash.
Yeah, you don't have to douse it in there.
Oh, I've got to douse it.
Well, you don't have to.
You don't have to douse it.
Boyardee.
Chef Boyardee.
That's an interesting first pick.
And then.
Are you sure?
All right.
Here we go.
There's an easy 1-1 here.
There's an easy 1-1. Yeah, spread it out a little bit, Brandon, so we can see. Brandon, there's an easy one one here. There's the easy one.
A little bit, Brandon, so we can see.
Brandon, there's an easy one one in the ends.
What's that bottle with the blue cap?
No, the ends are over there.
There's an easy one one. Easy.
But there is no fighting.
Someone could take your stuff. It's.
Yes, there is.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
Oh, I know.
You took Northern Beans?
What are you drinking beans?
Put beans on your...
The Nutella.
Oh, that'd be so good.
I thought Nutella, that would have been mine.
It's so easy.
Beans on a hot dog.
Nutella Master.
All right, go get the Nutella.
I will. Who has the key for those? Oh, Tidey, it's your undone. Escape. Beans on a hot dog! Nutella Massacre Alright, go get the Nutella
Who has the key for those?
Oh, Tidey's run done! Escape!
That's fair
that's uh, what the fuck is that? egg salad?
wait, is that not touching it?
yeah, you can't have somebody else touch it!
touch by proxy
what if I were to fix...
waffles?
you have an interesting strategy every time
those, look at, cat food, more lotion well now you're, interesting strategy every time. Look at that. He always goes sweet. More lotion.
Well, now you're.
Oh, there we go.
Give me a.
No, you can't use each other as touchers.
Potato looks good.
Blue icing.
No, it tastes like nothing.
It tastes like nothing.
Dom, request your presents.
What's wrong?
I need a can opener.
Oh, yeah.
Can you open these?
Oop.
Woo!
Applause
Whoops.
Who cares?
Yeah.
It's a fog.
Ugh.
I want the gum.
Grab the gum. What's the card. It's a fuck. Yeah.
Grab the gun.
What's the card?
I touched it first.
I think it's an age-old card.
You're fine.
You're fine.
We might have extra too.
What's in the olive oil?
What is the?
Extra virgin.
Oh, so you...
My hair keeps
Tubman had to have, right? She bounced on that thing. Yeah, she did.
Yeah.
Tubman had to have been bouncing on it.
She was definitely bouncing.
Nobody nudge Brandon.
Oh, he did a cat food.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Replay, replay, replay.
Your finger.
Replay. Let's see what touched first. Replay. I know, replay, replay your finger replay. Touch first replay.
Where's your finger touch?
I think your finger raised.
I burned his mother fuckers.
I love you.
I love you.
I hope you didn't.
I hope you slow down.
Zoom it in.
So I think the finger touch.
Don't I'll break this eggplant over Danny's head. I think your finger touch. Don't I'll break this eggplant over Danny's head. I think your
finger touches after I grabbed the eggplant. I saw a plant. I saw it. Well, look what moves
it doesn't hit it till after. Oh, that's the receipt that I saw the cat food. I saw it
after I hit the right way. And it's straight. All right. All right. All right. You need
the receipt too. And you're good. and you know what Brandon. I'm happy
You didn't touch. I didn't want I didn't want you to have touched it you sir
I just wanted to have been the I just want to make sure we got it right
You were the main guy. I wanted to make sure it might seem that way
Who doesn't have anything like a Puerto Rican?
Okay, okay get hot chip Who doesn't have anything? Me. You look like a Puerto Rican. Who doesn't have anything? Does everyone have something? I don't.
OK.
OK.
Get a hot chip.
Hit a hot chip.
What is this?
I can't tell.
Egg rolls.
Egg rolls.
And that's an egg salad.
I don't know.
What's in there?
What's in where?
This.
That's egg of waffles.
Oh, that's a one egg of waffles.
No, I believe that is just a raw egg
God that would have been so funny if she touched it was an hot chip. Thank you
Can you egg rolls egg rolls? Sorry? I'll go I'll go cut it myself
He keeps going away are those oh wait did you get waffles bigger?
All right, it's been it are the waffles on the floor supposed to be in front of big cat yeah, he's got a box of waffles Yeah, that's his e. Yeah, are those?
Yep, but aren't they are that's not waffles over there what you're talking that bag. Oh yeah, no that's different
Dana what do you have so far?
Lotion.
Dana you could corner the market on lotion otherwise.
That hot dog would slide down you so quick.
They would pull together Dana.
You could eat it so fast.
Imagine how fast chestnut could go if you could lube up the dogs.
No we literally said do not touch anything otherwise
Nutella great. Oh, no, that's all ends. It's two ends
Get the mustard that's a pick that's good pick. I just saw the actual 1-1. The barbecue sauce? Yeah.
Oh, where's barbecue sauce? It's right there.
You have to dodge cat food.
There were only one cookie.
Hashi. See?
Oh, what an ass.
Such a dick. He thought that was so cool.
He played hot potato for no fucking reason.
He got us there.
Oh, wow. I did he got us there
Think he got the only person that has never antiqued him yeah
birthday stream
Tart on his jokes
Okay, who's up?
There we go good job TJ stop
Alright so Kate's off the wheel a grill chef boyardee
Asian dog don't start yet because we still have one god damn true Asian Italian dog There we go come on come on I gotta go
Gonna go cars
Or the cat food what's it say what's in this bag two hearts one love?
Anybody know?
An egg.
Oh, you see the egg?
Oh.
Wishing you a lifetime of happiness together.
Happy wedding shower.
Oh, there you go.
Did you see the tape?
Wait a minute.
Was that Kyle's bag?
Yeah.
Was he just like shopping?
I think he's gone for...
He forgot the card.
He forgot the card.
Because how does this...
How is this B-E-R-N? Forgot the card cuz how does this how's this be or in?
Forget it stands. Yeah, it's a real Kyle move all right Hey Steve Jay Is that your last?
Nope. Okay.
That's definitely how the cat food got in there, too.
Oh my God, you're right.
This whole section was just his groceries
Shit alright Che you're out. Yeah, what letter you miss me? I'm gonna eat the E.E.B.
Boston Cream Pie Yogurt
That is all pretty bad. Yeah it is.
Yeah I mean god damn!
It's barbecue sauce.
It doesn't really go well with Nutella.
Oh it doesn't.
You gotta think about what it pairs.
Mint gum.
Oh, it doesn't. You got to think about what it pairs. Mint gum.
Mmm.
Get there.
Dana, are you off?
This is my last one.
What do you need?
Cocoa butter, cream cheese.
What goes well with that?
Oh, you're over there?
The egg.
Egg salad.
Yeah, egg salad.
What's this? Lotion.
More.
Honestly, you wouldn't taste that one.
Just double down.
Just flip it over and see what it is.
I know the rules now.
Egg salad.
Almost took the lotion.
Did you think about the lotion?
Thought about the lotion.
Can I ask a clarifying question?
Yeah. That bag there, is that something or is that just empty bag? I think that's something I think somebody looking how many ease have been taken I have any I have any I have nothing
I don't oh yeah, I have any yeah, I think that was Kyle's I think it's an egg
I think that's an empty you think that's an egg in there
I don't think that should count it should be the lows those the lotion of the cat food
Yeah, didn't get it didn't make it out of the bag. Yeah. Yeah, all right
That's a fair ruling as someone who has any
All right, all right, I need so you have a card nilla wafer
See off he's off he's off nice you'll get there Dan is off
I don't know it never made sense to me. Oh, how come hotels don't sell greeting cards. Oh my god
Do you have a bad? That's a perfect?
That's not bad. You're up
There's your first one. I think the lotion you have to take the lotion so somebody doesn't come and get the cat food.
I'm not taking the lotion.
You're going to eat the cat food.
Cat food?
I guess either way.
I'd say lotion is better than cat food.
I'd agree.
I have a cat and I don't even like to touch the food when I put it in the bowl.
It's wet food.
I'm going to let Fade take that one over.
Smuckers?
Smart.
I think Fade is smart.
You're right.
The jelly will go good with the lotion or the cat food.
It'll mask
All right, I'm fucked
Touch Oh Touch careful careful. Oh god the wig
Why are you sweating so much your queefs make a queef sound is it like
And why are you sweating so much? Do queefs make a queef sound?
Is it like Pokemon?
You're shaking so much.
Do you have everything?
That's cat food.
Brandon's off the wheel.
I got northern beans,
eggplant, and blueberry yogurt.
God fucking damn it.
How many things do you have? One.
Brandon, what was that pear salad, pear and mayonnaise?
Yeah. That one. Yeah.
With cheddar cheese on top. This is B.
What's crab meat? Oh, blue crab meat. That's not bad.
What's in that tube? The tube?
I can't tell and I didn't want to touch.
I think it's icing.
It's just icing.
I mean, that's a no brainer.
The bag is tuna.
What's that glass jar?
Tuna, baby food?
Yeah, it's baby food.
You've got cat food, icing, tuna, baby food, got cat food icing tuna baby food or crab meat. You're just gonna have cats and dogs
Come crab meat. It's pretty good. No. I don't want it. I'm just fucked you over there Danny
Which one is that potato
Nick off the wheel about some milk yeah, I know some milk Nick. Yeah, yeah, you'll be off the week. Oh no
Yes, me Danny
Way too many reading
They go cat
Big cat. All right.
Big cat cat food, right?
Orange.
Nectarine.
Oh no.
It looks like an orange.
Yep, that's, that's...
Conrad.
All right, it's lotion or cat food, Danny?
It's going on over here though.
Why don't you just...
Could go double cat food.
Carrot?
Baby food.
Yeah, baby food's not bad.
Yeah.
Are you off?
No.
Oh, Danny's not off
Okay, I see I see I see toothpaste
Alright so Danny just take you got to take your last two what?
No one else has to say oh, no one else. Oh, but you have to choose. I thought
Well shouldn't you guys spin to see who gets to make the decision?
I have I already have my oh you have everything okay? Yeah, the lotion or cat food Danny. That's easy question
What is it gotta be lotion
Really that's a easy lotion
You can just do it. Are you serious? It's gotta be look sure food is changing that into a cat food
Yeah, dude, you're gonna
You the rest of the night. I think you I think you also have a chance to be a fucking legend to cat food
I think cat with baby were edible than lotion
You know what grade meat they're using cat food Danny, it's like grade Z. You don't eyes gotta be lotion. I
Don't know if you're I can't tell if you're gaslighting me or not
I'm not I would 100% pick lotion here lotion of your dog
Who fuck here what?
Dude you get lotion on your hands and you put it in your mouth like yeah
No, yeah, what goes on your skinny just fucking pick something already
Yeah, well on your skinny just fucking pick something already
You ever give someone a hickey they probably had lotion on their neck that's a good point right
Danny you want is edible you want one is
To the low cat food lotion it's cat food you can just put a thin little layer on the dog really potentially very sick
Rest easy pal pal. Are you fucking crazy?
I think that's actually mental.
Were you lying to me?
No, I swear to God!
I would definitely, I would drink lotion.
What kind of lotion you work with?
Hahaha!
Clean and Clear Essentials Dual Action Moisturizer.
I got cocoa butter.
I think that's probably more edible than what you have.
Alright, one spin force trade.
Is that fair for everyone?
No.
So whatever name comes up, don't do it yet, Nick.
I won't.
We're going to do one.
He's already got his dog going.
One spin forced trade.
The first Mealy-Megacow college player show.
So whoever's name comes up gets to do a forced trade
letter for letter.
You have to do same letter with anyone.
All right.
But only one person's gonna be lucky enough.
Only one person.
Are there any extra dogs I've already doused?
Why, that looks good.
That's pungent.
Well, no, so the milk I bought two days ago
and I meant to ship it to my house
and it was just sitting out in front of the office
for the last two days.
So I'm gonna have to use that milk.
Okay.
It's got an odor
Come on
Letter for letter Wow
Spin for what letter he gives up looking oh, yeah
Yeah, let's put a little dry over there see Jake new throw together a Ben wheel
You can and then everyone just tell me what your ingredient is
Yeah
So sick of these fucking handcuffs that happened really early on
Barbecue sauce
Blueberry yogurt Boston cream I yogurt
Yogurt blueberry cream it's an even trade about the toothpaste
You haven't blueberry cream
This is like a blueberry blueberry. Oh you haven't blueberry cream. Oh, Che
All right, I actually would have gone great with the gum now. I think about I have this on my house
This is good shit. All right kid kid tightness. I just
The worst oh
How much fucking lotion cocoa butter off put on seriously not dude you just gotta take one big bite. How much fucking low cocoa butter do I have to put on? Seriously. Dude, you just gotta take one big bite of the dog.
So it's like, just get him a bite.
Oh, you have to eat the whole thing?
No.
Oh, okay, I want to, sorry.
No, just one big bite.
I've never had egg salad.
All right, engagement card.
DJ, wanna spin the real wheel?
Thought you'd eat it right here.
Oh, it just smells like cream cheese.
I'll just open the cream cheese.
That could be it.
Alright.
Dry.
No, I'm talking about this.
Are you sure it wasn't the cream cheese he just opened that you smelled?
Right next to you. It smells like blueberry cream cheese.
This isn't too bad.
Man, that doesn't look bad.
I have my northern bean blueberry yogurt eggplant hot dog.
I have my olive oil, milk, and yogurt dog.
All right, you can take a bite.
Who's taking a bite first?
I'll bite.
Go, Brenda.
Oh, nice.
Are eggplants toxic uncooked?
No.
No, okay.
I just made that up, I don't know, sorry.
Oh, you made up the no?
I should probably give a serious answer to that, I don't know. I don't know sorry. Oh, you made up the no. I should probably give a serious answer that I don't know
I don't think so though. I have egg or
nectarine Eggo waffles and toothpaste
Milk yogurt olive, bun this dog. Ugh.
Oh, shit.
Ugh.
Ew.
Ew, ew, ew.
Alfredo sauce.
Mm-hmm.
Nilla wafer.
And Kyle's wedding shower card.
Good bag.
Good bag.
Oh, that sounded good. Yeah. Is that good card? Pretty good, Che. Yeah, not bad. I have a Chef Boyardee ravioli ramen egg roll dog. Oh, you might have won and we slid some hot chip in there. Yeah
I have a egg salad barbecue sauce and cocoa butter
Yeah inside of your mouth to be so that a boy it's gonna be smooth imagine how the dick's gonna feel in there You must have been eating cocoa butter
You knew I was coming this feels really good
blueberry cream cheese
Nutella
Extra his poops are gonna come out so fast my chip's gonna shoot out so fast. Might chip the toilet.
Extra polarized gum, which I forgot is the gum
that gives me diarrhea.
And a hot dog.
You have a gum that gives you diarrhea?
Gum gives you diarrhea?
How?
This particular gum in middle school is very popular.
And then.
Did you try not swallowing it?
Well, no.
Everyone was chewing it, so yeah.
Once I stopped chewing it, I was good.
All right.
What?
Very good. Okay. was chewing it so yeah once I stopped chewing it I was good baby food jelly and cleaning clear moisturizer that's very toxic all right great show guys Oh
Alright great show guys that was fun Dana. Thank you Titus. We'll see you when we see ya. Yeah, I'll miss you guys Yeah, good luck
And thank you to Nick Dom Wyatt
Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Hold on.
You got Monday.
Bruce Willis.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. One round, one round, one round.
One round, one round.
Let's get a hundred guesses.
Let's just come on.
Come on, we got this.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Danny, Danny, no, no, Danny, Danny, no.
Oh, Danny, no.
Danny.
Oh, Danny! Must have been some bad lotion.
I think it was expired.
All right, five rounds, let's go.
Five rounds, that's it.
Five rounds.
Five rounds.
Hit it hot, Kate.
Come on, Kate.
End it right now.
Katy Perry.
Oprah. Five rounds. Hit it hot, Kate. Come on, Kate. End it right now. Katy Perry.
Oprah.
We just had Oprah.
Mark Paul Gosler.
Bruce Willis.
Jerry Seinfeld.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Paul Rudd Danny say someone oh that will Spielberg already
Tina Fey Britney Spears Lark Voorhees. What?
What?
Sorry.
Jennifer Aniston.
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Ooh.
Reese Witherspoon.
Dwight Howard.
Connor, fill in for Danny, say someone.
LeBron James.
LeBron James
Pre eyebrows there's a look into your future
All right go ahead Kate Orlando Brown three I can't finish the on why you don't know oh
Cardi B
Brad Pitt
Tom Hardy David Letterman
Donald Trump
Leonardo DiCaprio Angelina Jolie
Michael Jordan Julia Louis Dreyfus Al Pacino Dwayne Wade. Ooh.
Channing Tatum. Margot Robbie.
Last round.
Last round. Come on Kate.
Sandra Bullock.
Channing again. Tom Cruise.
Show me Keegan Michael Key.
Mark Wahlberg. Pacino. Show me Keegan-Michael Key.
Mark Wahlberg.
Pacino. Dead.
Charlie Sheen.
Won't hear it.
Oprah time.
Jennifer Lopez.
All right, see you over Monday. It's fuckin' A, man. Jennifer Lopez, all right It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap. It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Have a good weekend everybody.
Love you.
Bye.
Thanks, hey dude.