The Yak - It's Cheah vs. Everybody with CASH on the Line | The Yak 4-29-25

Episode Date: April 29, 2025

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So it starts at 12 0 3 I would never I was upstairs What do we got? Oh That's an envelope of money 1500 what is that well remember? I said that I think it's only fair for che to risk the 1500

He has to have the chance to double it so okay, all right re grand cool So we're gonna play che versus the yak today. Yep. I'm excited I'm nervous. I'm very nervous. And I also am nervous because I told Nick before. I was like, hey, can you help Chay? And then I saw Nick this morning. I was like, did you help Chay? He's like, he kind of did it himself.

He sent me a list. Oh, yeah. We're getting full Chay. We got one hint. We got one hint. It was after midnight last night when the text came through. And he said, does anybody have a connect for set That's right. That's all we know so but who knows who the connect for set is for

What game could you possibly play with it? Yeah? You know twist chair you proud of your your work could it mean I think I think it'll be good It's how clever is it scale of a to Z? Good how clever is it scale of a to z? oh I thought you were saying oh, it's a to z Said the letter oh, I I did or the end I originally texted Nick some ideas last night and then I did make them a little bit more Slanted so That was the first that was the first competition say anything race

So yeah, there's nine competitions. Seven of you guys and Zahn, TJHF1, and we'll see. One of them, one of them probably should go last. It is that we have a sponsored... I also think, so I was thinking about it. I don't

want Chay to win this, but I also think we have to give him a fair chance. So how it's gonna work is Chay all nine competitions you go against Che if you win you get into the final wheel should Che get into the final wheel multiple times depending on if he wins like if he wins for competition should you have four slices he should get as many wins as he can if you win you get a slice there's nine spots on the wheel there's an empty wheel right now if you win the competition you get a slice on the wheel And then it will be a liminator

Yeah, this is for the wheel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she only gets one slice. That's on him. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I should win Awesome, uh there's nine. What's your number call it right now? Probably six or seven. Oh wow like they're pretty slanted Stop that wait in that probably six or seven like they're pretty slanted. You gotta stop that we're doing that. We set the line at most of these average lines about minus 500 for me okay alright who's we set the line? We have to also make sure that we chay chay here

and ask as many questions as possible on every company. Body of the water. Won't affect them. Cannot. You'll love it. Also, Chay, are you willing to, so there'll be nine slices on the wheel, are you willing to make it even ten and just spin the office wheel one time and whatever name comes up

is on the wheel automatically? Should they do it, should I make it on the challenge? No, they can just, they'll just be. Sure, I mean this is- Because the idea of having some random person like at the end of the whole thing, not watching the Yak and just being like, here's $1,500. Can we just make sure that they're here?

It could be random or it could just be Jacob. Yeah. Oh, Jacob would be appreciative. No, you know what? Ryan. Ryan. Oh yeah. Ryan's on the wheel. Yeah. Love that. I'm gonna go with that.

Yes. I looked at more photos of Bradley up across the third last night. And Kyle, get a full astute. Thank you. Yeah. He looks just like him. Those guys are really cool.

I like those guys. Oh my gosh. Especially Sal. Can I say something sentimental real quick? Yeah. When a professional athlete comes in and says the words, I'm a huge Anus fan I get my heart grows my god what's the best yeah I was I was a puddle inside yeah I was like

there's no way liar then he continued to repeat that sentiment and was very kind because we I caught the moment when he said like he addressed you as KB I was like wait did you do that I did too and like, no, I'm fucking love KB. I was like, yes. Yeah, even if he doesn't and he just knows of me, that's... No, he loves you guys. That's a handful of wins. I'll die for him. Yeah, I gotta start looking out. 25 year old gold glover, batting 301.

Oh, he's a 300 club. That's huge. Yeah. It's big for us. What? I was thinking if we have anything else before we get into Che Verstapp. That's fine. It's big for us. What We have anything else before we get a che verse that's fine. What's one of you farted? It's the the chords sound like a fart. I do it a lot in tight or

notoriously sound like Mixed bag oh che put the do we have a DraftKings read today? Yes. Yeah put the do we have a DraftKings read today yes yeah do it and then you can talk about it chapeau is somewhat different but this is a DK horse one but yeah that's fine but do that and then we'll go into it cuz chapeau put the buzzer beater for the Clippers nuggets back up you got it back up yeah so we back up we back up we're gonna have to anyone want yeah I feel like I should but like I ride what that if there's another buzzer beater? Another buzzer beater! Yeah, we're doing it again. Got it.

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So yeah, we gotta put back up. I'm gonna tweet it out from the yak officially so you can That it's right here. Oh yeah. Cody wants to drop a derby fit with you this weekend, Big Hit. Okay. He asked me if I could ask you to drop a derby day fit with him. What does that entail? You have to link up with him.

You drop your fit. And take a photo with him. Yes, I will I will on Saturday I Will give Cody a location that he can come meet me in a 10-minute window And if he does we'll take a picture together, and you'll be in a black t-shirt joggers and Jordans Yeah, maybe a hat yo whoa yeah All right, are you gonna pose? I know maybe you in the distant background All right. Are you going to pose? I know. Maybe you in the distant background. You'll probably just take the picture. It'll be our Derby Fits. Yeah.

I'm excited for Derby Day. I will not be here. Getting up. Actually, like, I know the the backstory and everything about each force. You don't know hoof. You know, each horse, I know each horse and how they've been doing all year. Tell me a horse. Now I was lying. Yeah. But I think you give us a me a horse. No, I was lying. Can you give us a derby preview on Friday? No, not interesting. Just something that I just can't get into. That's fair. You don't want to force it. I like to watch it, though. Derby day is kind of like the I know it's Memorial Day is usually it, but like it

is kind of the official start of it is. Yes, it's good. It's like it's the first I feel like it's the first everyone goes out on a Saturday to get drunk Have a good time. I Think I'm hosting a bunch of kids in my house. Oh Yeah, that will that'll fucking blow They're just pulling up for what I think my wife she has some friends come out And any friend at this point in my life comes with kids. It's just like the amount of kids

that just come with everyone. You can assign them each a horse name and have them tell them you gotta start practicing, you're gonna have your own race, and then they're busy, they're doing something. Ah, that's good. That's a great idea. Then bet on them. It's the children. Bet on the children. Okay. Shoot one if they're doing something. Ah, that's good. That's a great idea. Then bet on them. The children. Bet on the children.

Okay, shoot one if they come up flame. I've heard what you said, how about this for an alternative? Okay. I watch all the races all day and get increasingly angry at my family and everyone else in my house as I lose money. Oh, that's good too.

All right, great. That's fine. Damn good Saturday. Yeah, this potato patata. What if you win a lot of money though? Not on Derby Day. Yeah, okay. That doesn't happen.

That's not a thing that happens ever. So really it's just a very expensive day for you. Correct, but it's fun. If you win big, can you buy us the big Sparty? Yeah, I mean we're already looking at the big Sparty. I love the big, can you buy us the big Sparty? Yeah, we're already looking at the big Sparty. I love the logo. We're looking at the big Sparty.

We have it on the list. Brandon, you're a memorabilia guy. I am, but you were really pushing for the big Sparty. Love logos, love memorabilia. Are you in the transfer portal? For, uh, yeah. Yeah, fuck it. Might as well. Why not? Why well why not fuck not Danny who's your team college I don't really have yeah I got a we should get right yeah you should

get it I'll do what I did go in real time D1 school picks Cincinnati though and they've just fallen off ever since he got a tattoo on him yeah I respect that though I want to pick a team and like a tier of that Cincinnati's in college sports can do very well Although you could make the argument you're getting into college sports at the worst possible time Yeah, as it completely explodes and just Do it you'll be ready. We'll be ready for next year. Yeah March Let's start scouting you thinking locally. No, this could be anywhere

I mean I would root for Eastern Illinois if ever now I'm better than that. Yeah, can only root for my I'm not actually usf That's a great one. Oh, all right, but I don't can they ever do really good Oh, they could and what which one ball or got the number two in football which one you know is which one 20 oh so USF Which South Florida so for okay? What's the other us? San Francisco? Pretty good. That's that's what I thought I honestly thought you met is that usf or yeah, it is you know I thought you met you the Don's yeah, yeah, I know ball back-to-back now dogs Yeah, what about UCLA for me? Where Todd Golden came from, right? UCLA. I love their colors. The colors are great. It's a little bougie for you. But they never- Little

bougie. They never meet the promise. That's what I want a team like that. So when they do, I'll have fun. You're looking just football. you look Bob at all football basketball? What about SMU? I just can't get into that I hate that shit I mean the one SMU is like rich really really really rich kids now not that my favorite because like I kind of did something Like this with Doug's my favorite School that I was affiliated with even though his first season was Texas Tech. I love that fan base. I don't like their logo Jeffrey know the double t. Oh, it's disorienting to Jeffrey to Jeffrey

But that's like a perfect example of a team. That's not they're not like a blue blood They don't have like a ton of like crazy history They are very they can be very fun in both sports almost won a basketball national almost won a basketball Patrick my homes went there yeah score shitload of points in football right because you don't want a team that like it's national title or bus you won't want a team that's like if they win nine games they'll be like that was static yeah and will be down mobile was sick yeah are you looking for a team that you can go to a bar in Chicago and watch with cuz no I was cute big Ted. Just uh

No, I don't want to go to a crowded bar, but maybe Kansas State Yeah, I guess not I don't mind Purple purple a lot of purple Kansas State is a very consistent football like they're like decent bad mascot too i don't like the human body but you do get to say ema to people which every man a wildcat oh i hate that okay that's how the nth degree that's out that's out what about loval ah iowa state i think lovel is fun don't they have the bird oh iowa state is it thank thank you. Yes. Yeah, I'm not that far You have to pick I think you have to pick. I like I was a school

Yeah, if there's a state school you got to pick the second. I'm taking Iowa State I have else Anderson good wrestling culture also burger eight people yeah basketball coach could be a good wrestler He's like yeah, probably probably wears really tight sure really tight every time I've crossed paths with Iowa State people. I liked it So you're an Iowa Hill diehard. I'm an Iowa State guy love that Congrats Danny your turn logo check I might just have to fine should I be University of Iowa just be your rival boring Oh, man, the Cy-Hawk trophy would get cold on the yeah, I would have to take that week off you guys means more that's right bloody I went there for semester two so that's why what oh why did you transfer it was my freshman year I don't know it was just the money

wasn't worth you got home sick no I went to Eastern right after even further from semester that's like one of the top college town. Yeah, I was awesome Oh, yeah, it was a great time party wise, but I don't know he was massive every every classroom like 500 people's very That's the best so you weren't on a trajectory to graduate or it was only one semester your freshman year Sounds like you're not a self-starter. Was that your first school you went to mm-hmm That's crazy well you don't hear often of the Iowa to Eastern Illinois never been done I don't think yeah no regrets like that's never been done without like a sexual assault

case well he didn't say there wasn't one yeah right who gotcha he got Who gotcha? He got, yeah, he got it. His name was Jim. He got tag-teamed. By chicks. By two chicks. And you just, you had to go home. Two chicks fucked the shit out of him.

Two squirrely tiny chicks assaulted in the section. And he couldn't deal with the public shame of having a threesome. Yeah, you got caught. Are you the guy that fucked two chicks at once? Yeah, it was embarrassing, I had to leave. Is Eastern notoriously easy? Is that its, what's its reputation? Its reputation is Romo and Garoppolo. at once yeah I was embarrassing I had to leave is Eastern notoriously easy is that it's what's its reputation what's its reputation is is Romo and Garoppolo

yeah okay all it is Panthers is it big no I don't it might be close to being shut down definitely the Charles in Illinois Chuck Vegas definitely I love when any random town just adds Vegas to it. Chuck, yeah, Bill, do it. That's my favorite. Who else does it? I mean, Nashville does. I guess they kind of have a... We do it. Stark Vegas.

Stark Vegas, yep. Eastern, definitely the worst of all the state schools though. Eddie and I went to every one of them in like 2018 for a college world tour. Or sorry, a college state tour. College world tour. It's just tumbleweed. What about SIU Edwardsville? Yeah, what about? The big show.

The big show went there. People always say the Wichita State, but he actually transferred and played his last year there. I didn't know that. I didn't know anything about him though. SIU Edwardsville is, I think Bill Platschke? And... It's basically in St. Louis. is I think Bill Platschke and It's basically in st. Louis

It's like I always forget. There's the st. Louis suburbs and going away. Yeah I just got a text that Danny when he was at Iowa lived in the same dorm in the same year as another Barstool, oh yeah, we talked about this the other from Stefan yeah That's why you transferred The size we're keeping you up at night. He was like a freshman RA. Oh If he wasn't a Yeah, yeah forged like a badge. Yeah, the RA would come back and he just be like hey I took I made sure to keep everything he staged a coup of the floor Confiscated our beers dude already sucked. I

Had the worst are a fresh you're such a dick my always my roommates brother So I got special oh, that's sick and then when I transferred to Easter Eastern, excuse me I met my roommate the first day and he goes just so you know I might be a paranoid schizophrenic Oh because my dad is and he slept with a huge fan like gym-sized industrial fan every single night Oh, and on the last day. I found a butter knife under my mattress. He was bottom bunk I was top and he went on to be a doctor standing at like five foot so oh He hasn't killed any right Wow oh Things just kept going up all right It's all over the most disgusting part was five feet. That's That's too short. I can't I can't have a five-foot doctor

Yeah, that's funny if he went to a doctor, and they're like he was like I think I'm paranoid schizophrenic Right, maybe you're just five feet. You're probably tall and that's causing you problems Yeah, the Napoleon syndrome is just affecting him all these different ways Yeah, the freshman year With the worm it was it was called I like got in late and it was like it Madison there's dorms that are like right in the heart

of campus and there's dorms that are like on the lake shore they're really far away but beautiful like literally on the lake so I got assigned to that so then I did the private dorms it doesn't exist anymore got torn down called Langdon it was pretty sick what were the benefits of like a senior being an RA is it free? I think it's free free straight-up free room and board. Yeah Yeah, still our play guitar and had like the puka shell necklace and he was like always hitting on the freshman girls Yeah, it's like it was like church pastor. There are some that church Leader energy they're not yeah, I had a power trip one. Yeah, you know, it's like this guy. What is this problem? Yeah Had a power trip one. Yeah, you know just like this guy. What is this problem? Yeah?

Yeah, it is a weird. I guess if you if you do get room bored, and you're just a cool ra. That's not a big deal I Never had a cool one. I don't think I don't think you can be no. I don't think it's allowed There was like well-liked ones that had like you know like the other ones yeah But then you also have to be like nervous about like the really well-liked one It's like are they just hooking up with everyone, but I guess that's everyone's in college who cares Did you guys have we had boys on our shout out Wallace Hall? We have boys and girls Sharing off like yeah, we had war we had the split floor. It's a lot of Ron Davies going on Oh wow a lot of drama. Hey, I'm a rossin all boys floor I was so excited to have girls in my hallway. I never even met any of them. Yeah. Yeah, but it was sick

It was nice. Yeah good feeling. Yeah How's all boys and the whole dorm the whole floor? Oh, I think it was all three floors I've been so sick. It was cool to have him like a floor above me and Open so sick. It was cool to have him like a floor above me Just yeah, I'm in so the thought of like maybe coming back one night And the girls lurking the halls and just randomly hey hey I would dress for that I would have no plans for the night just walk around the dorm. Yeah, I would 19 you think it's gonna happen

Yeah, I'm 20 like maybe not I'd fully dressed to go to the shower because it was like the shower on The boys side and the bathroom on the girl side you dress like swaggy to go to the shower You push up Like that's how it is living in like West Loop or River North if you're just like hungover Want to go grab a body armor you still you can't be rocking sweats and sandals you're like fuck Right because I'm jeans. Yeah girls every that is the scene There's nothing worse than just being poorly dressed for a random group of hot girls It's just such a terrifying feeling it's happened. I it's happened to me freshman year of high school

I remember I was hanging out of friends and a Napoleon dynamite vote for Pedro and plaid shorts I didn't tell me invited some chicks over. Yeah, I'll never forget I remember. I was hanging out with friends in a Napoleon Dynamite vote for Pedro in plaid shorts. He didn't tell me he invited some chicks over. I'll never forget. It's like that and, like, a group of teenagers coming out of, like, school. By yourself, like, walking past that. Those are the two where you can't...

You could be the coolest guy in the world, and you still feel like a fucking loser. And their eyes look at your shoes. Yeah. You're just like, God damn it. In the world and you still feel like a fucking loser and their eyes look at your shoes. Yeah You could have the best comeback ever but still you're still loser if you say anything to them That's the old office in New York is across from the Fashion Institute and going to the coffee shop I always felt like such a nerd. Oh, they weren't intimidating. They were Anything to learn how to make a shirt. Yeah, they always nothing to them. Oh, they freaked me out. They never expressed anything. To learn how to make a shirt.

Yeah. They always had cool clothes on. Oh, they didn't. No. They did. They looked like they were fucking... No. No.

They did make it dorks. Worst college. Yeah, worst college. No, also the one that Glennie went to. Baruch? That's just in Manhattan. Yeah. That's the one that, what's his name Santos said he played volleyball at oh yeah

Like no you didn't he's a got arrested. Yeah, I think he got arrested in like 87 months or something Okay, I mean he should get less just from being so funny Oh, and also who George Santos Oh George Santos yeah, I was thinking like it was a guy that worked at Barstow named Santos No, no, okay. It was that that Yeah, I was thinking like it was a guy that worked at Barstow named Santos. No, no, okay. It was that that Congressman for New York. Yeah, and like I guess he got arrested because he took people's money But also that's kind of on them. You can't trust him. Yeah, like you That's on him on them. Remember his let's go Mets. No Yeah, cuz like let's go Mets is like you don't have to be a Mets fan, you know, you're just like let's go Mets

Did he fuck it up? Oh, yeah, how do you fuck up? Let's go Mets is like you don't have to be a Met fan to know you're just like let's go Mets Did he fuck it up? Oh, yeah, how do you fuck up? Let's go Go Matt TJ's gonna pull it up. I Love politicians trying to get into sports You see what's his name the VVIC guy who's like? After that whole like thing that happened where he basically was like America doesn't have dorks anymore and like Yeah, yeah, he's like trying to become like relatable. He said like it was like even as a Bengals fan I think she door was a good pick to the Browns like no one no no Bengals fan says that oh no Oh, hey guys today's opening day as a good old Mets fan

I know you guys aren't gonna be playing until April 6 back home, but in good old-fashioned Let's go Matt It's so hard to fuck that up politicians just can't do sports What did what did Ted Cruz said something about like a basketball ring or something a goal basketball goal? Maybe I can't remember. I don't know. And he beat Kimmel one on one. Yeah, then he did beat Kimmel one on one.

Was it John Kerry that threw the ball like a girl? It might have been. W at New Sports. W at New Sports. We're here on the Hickory basketball court. Oh. Oh, this is Indiana. And Bruce, who travels with me.

Bruce, I want to ask you something. Do you have a tape measure with you? Oh, this is what ruined Norman Dale. This is it. This is definitely where it all went wrong. Is that basketball rim? Oh, he said rim. Yeah. How, what is it? 10 feet, coach. 10 feet. The rim is in there. Oh, he's...wait. You know, the amazing thing is that basketball ring... Ah! ...here in Indiana, it's the same height as... In Indiana. That's the end. We gotta kill him.

We've talked about this before, that like, Indiana is very simple. If you can hoop, you'll get the vote. That's why they got Obama's vote. Yeah. Ring, that's tough. That's why they got Obama's ring. That's tough. That's really tough. You got it right the first time.

I know. How did you get it right? That's brutal. How nervous you think when George Bush had to throw the first pitch after 9-11? He nailed it. Oh, I'm very nervous. But the pressure you probably felt before that one? I'm pretty sure he's already feeling some

Once this pitch is over I can rest What a pitch a bullpen underneath the stadium before him didn't not Gavin Newsom like body some Chinese kid playing basketball recently oh yeah yeah yeah that was tough like knocked him down yeah he like completely knocked him off Beto O'Rourke would try to skateboard everywhere oh yeah oh yeah here's yeah Beto Rocker like stand on That little Chinese boy go Let him get spanked! Did he spank him? Oh, that's bad. He tried rolling it into a hug and it started crying. It made it so much worse. He gave that Chinese boy a spanking.

Oh. Brutal. It's a good D. All right, speaking of Chinese, should we do K? Yeah. Let's do it. Natural segue. So, I put him in, like, somewhat order.

Would you rather do that or would you rather leave it to the wheel? to the side I'm curious what his order is Is your order gonna make it better or is the wheel gonna make it better? I put it in I what I felt should be sequential order. Okay, then that's fine. Okay, wait I'd like to see what he thinks. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right By the way, or a frames the number one thing your mom wants from you is to call her This Mother's Day you can give her a call of course and give her an aura digital picture frame

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Please support the show. I want that No, this is okay. By the way titus. I just realized you're you're like Close you're doing a buzzer peter When it comes to we're going to the sphere the sphere. Yeah, the white that sunday is mother's day You're basically like i'm going to use my last non mother's day with my wife to go to the sphere. Mm-hmm. You're cutting it close Mm-hmm, that's a ballsy move. I don't think she connected those dots until you now said it shit On the show not a mother yet watching right now. Uh, yeah, I guess I am. Yeah, she's not a mom yet Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're cutting it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right on the buzzer of I you're technically not a mom yet I see we're saying, I would obviously be here

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, we're good. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I thought you were saying I'm a deep shit when I know No, you're in the clear next to the dots. You're in the good. Yeah, she's not a mom. Yeah There's a chance the baby comes before Father's Day and I steal. Yeah, you get one steel. Why I go up one Oh, that's gonna be Come back. That's gonna be the worst time for you got a And I steal yeah, I go up one oh That's gonna be the worst time for you gotta Cuz like especially a new baby the dad there's not a lot like that can do stuff But not as much as a mom so you're gonna if the baby's born like that Thursday, and you're trying to celebrate Father's Day Father's Day It's dawning on me that the baby by the way

Is going to in fact be a baby and I think I was prepared and then I just now I'm realizing I was prepared for like an eight-year-old I was prepared for like Yeah, how to talk to my kid about heartbreak. How to throw a baseball. How to break in the mitt. Yeah, how to break in the mitt. I'm prepared for that shit. And it's just now hitting me that like, it's just going to be a potato that shit. You won't have anything in common.

But that's actually the nice part about it able to talk sports at all No, but you ease them into it because they're the babies don't do shit for the first nine months Yeah, you just sit there mm-hmm so sleep nothingness It's probably really easy It's probably really easy My oldest we did when he was born we binge-watched Game of Thrones How do you like it? No me my wife binge-watched You pause it when it's not paying attention no, but like that's how much watch I'm not gonna explain this shit

That's the type of like free time, but not free time that you have cuz like you can't really go anywhere But you also like the baby sleeps so we watched all whatever it was eight up eight seasons Yeah, you should preload some good series. Yeah, I'm ready to rip. I wasn't kidding yesterday Mario Kart comes out. Yeah, right Right when the baby comes out. Yeah You just put a controller next to the baby and just beat his ass. Or her. I still can't believe you don't know the gender.

I know. That's wild. We did an ultrasound yesterday and my wife, it's her idea to not know and yet she's watching every single frame of this ultrasound looking for clues and I don't understand why she's doing that. Really just clue. Really just one. Clues and I don't understand why she's doing that. Okay, really just clue Yeah, we got we got to see it through to the finish line now though, right yeah

I've gone this far as far as well. Are you going to gender nooch name? You have those up? We have names picked out for both. Okay name picked out for both, but she also floated the idea of just Yeah, we have name picked out for both, but she also floated the idea of just Doing a vibe check when the baby comes yeah, dude just be like we have a boy name We have a girl name, and then it's she's like I might just hold the baby and be like and never mind my third Just have a name for three days Then when you leave the hospital they're like we need an aid. I was like fuck all right was it stressful Yeah, it was just kind of like I don't want to chill with it for a while

Yeah, figure it out. You'll see what you call it was very also third child of like being like yeah We didn't plan for a name three names All right, should we do this The order is gonna be interesting cuz he you know he wants a win to start it off. So whoever's first is... Should be insulted. Like 90% sure it's me. And just so everyone knows who's watching, so this is from Stephen Che's bet, the buzzer

beater bet. I promised him 5K if it hit. I gave him $3,500 yesterday. I said, let's play for the other 15. So we're all going to go one-on-one versus Che in all of his challenges. If you win you get a name on the wheel and at the end we will spin eliminator style to see who gets the remaining 1500. Alright, Che who's first?

So the first game is Carmen Sandiego. I will be going against Kyle. Wow! And well, as I said it's a little bit slanted so we're playing GeoGuessr. Wait what? There's gotta little bit slanted, so we're playing geoguessor And there's gotta be a we're playing geoguessor I have to get it within 20% of his answer if I get the correct state I win it's four out of seven if Kyle gets it within a hundred miles. I have to get it within 500 miles oh cool Alright, this is this is very much a question. So does Kyle need to go into the booth?

Is it back and forth or yes? Yes, not the same one right? Is it it's not to the same one No, it's not the exploration game Carmen San Diego. No It's best of seven that's the seven of the hottest names gaming, but it's different It's random because you're gonna go then he's gonna go correct correct, and that's one game Yes, got it anyone else have any questions yeah i guess is this us who's going first yes kyle will go first because we have to figure out the math how much time do you guys i can just stay here i guess yeah you can stay here yeah how much time do you get 20 seconds or get a click around i don't know you know you don't want to click around oh yeah you're gonna want to click around Are you gonna tell me how to oh yeah? Let me click around yeah, or or or TJ can click around and Che you can sit out

Here say what happens if there's a tie Yeah, you sit out here, so you both don't get the ability to click around oh, okay? Yeah, TJ will do the clicking, but then we can tell yes. Yes, how many yeah? What happens if there's a time happens? If there's a tie it's uh, but slanted It's quit it. Yeah, what's the tiebreaker? If it's a tie if I ever get the state I win that round no matter what no matter no What if he gets the city I? Win the way around if I get the state, but if he gets the city and you get the state shouldn't Kyle win

No, and Che this is weighted Slanted All right Che also even though we said we were gonna ask a bunch of questions. He still doesn't know what we're doing How much time how much time around Kyle? It's your competition 60 seconds, that's wait 60 days 60 days is gonna be a long. Yeah, whatever whatever they normally do. What would you like it to be 45? I don't remember that I don't control. What do you what? Yeah, what's what's standard? I? Mean if we're doing this maybe just like 30 or 45 seconds. That's fine. Okay, but which one? Yeah, I was your game

45 All right, and you're doing the American only just us only yes, okay 30 sure why don't you guys meet in the middle? Yeah, 37 and a half. Yeah. Sure. Can't do that. 40 seconds. Sure. 35. Can't do that. Are you ready?

Back to 40. All right, so you're first. Okay. I'm first. So KB's first every time or just the first, like, are you going to, is it like a snake situation? No, because I think we have to figure out what I need to get. Okay, so KB will go first every time.

There's not like a yes Yes, we're not doing like a 2-2-1-1-1 like the NBA or you could easily go first and then just figure out what KB needs to get Yeah, but then if I get the state then he does get a turn, right? Hey when you threw the eggs at the house was the window open or closed? What remember you threw those eggs at the house? Yeah? Oh yeah Halloween. Oh mr.. Yeah, yeah Okay, okay, what's been Nana up to I? Don't know All right, I guess we're out of questions

Do you remember so I wait Joey Langone tweeted yesterday you remember that when the Bucks won the Super Bowl We tweeted we made a shirt that just had thank you Stephen Che on it. No way. Wait, I forgot about I saw pop up on my timeline. I was like look at that shirt. Oh I need that's the Bucks Super Bowl What a shirt wait that was available for like anybody to Think we're so long as a dozen of those All right, let's do it You ready call yeah, I'm not confident

Get out of this cul-de-sac Wait there's a flaw in this game. No. Oh, no, there's not can you see it's different. I forgot You can't keep going. I don't think you can get out of the cul-de-sac. Oh, that's It's quite nice. It's a beautiful place I have no idea setup. What is the trees trees? Go all man pine Florida is it West Coast All right, so one nothing che

Well, he's got a little no. Yeah, 30 he can't possibly get good couldn't be further No, he gets Alaska if it was Maine and he gets all right. No cuz it's 20% All right, what so that's already 700 you can't be worse than what college 3,700 you can't be worse than what college Wait go back to that street sign possible to get worse wait hold on zoom in on that street sign. Oh, that's not Back up that street. What do you think? Look at that red car. Look at that red car. Look at that red car on the right on the right no back There's also a red car

Steven talk us through it shrubbery. This is probably like that's more maroon or marlowe's like the Jackson has a coat Oh, no, oh shit that looking like What no I feel like this is like middle of a Kansas Anchorage, Kansas Kansas you were from Jersey looks like a Jersey Well no the the way the houses looked and but but you had it right all right so the license plate I don't know what all 50 it did look like a jersey lights, but I don't know it all And cars can move yeah, so that was a good test round so now we're gonna start yep, all right That's one nothing what I'm not was the test round now I can't possibly can you see come on? Yeah, all right. Oh

Jesus Keep going. Oh god. Is there a fire where the fire girl? Just keep going straight This time that's not gonna do it Yeah, 35 mile not ready for the responsibility You have to raise it Thanks the teenage years of that highway under I don't for again Oregon Literally staying on the beach right there Top down in his jeep he would have saw Scroll it click the flag. I want to see how bad is this obviously, Hawaii. Oh, man. It does look like Hawaii

You wouldn't know it doesn't look too. It doesn't look like that's not how I pictured Hawaii Are you saying it to four seasons? I wasn't there, but it doesn't matter. We say it to four seasons No, is that oh you I think wasn't on the North Co. That's literally the Honda Highway. Yeah If you read last time when we told him to try yeah, oh, yeah Yeah, that's the start of it right there That's exactly what we told him to do Check only you listened Check yeah is your is this scoring system based off of points or miles or kilometers rather points?

So it's one nothing so 36 points You mean kilometers no kilometers is what the answer was 20% of his kilometers Yeah, so it might have to be like 20,000 kilometers away What within 20,000 kilometers he was very far off? No, you got to be,000 because he has a person 20% why can't you do yeah he you have to be much better than percent cool if he gets a hundred miles away you have to be 500 yeah the only time I ever played you guessers with you guys in here so you

could almost do anything on yeah you can get this game is very slanted. He's just yeah, that's all right Go ahead. I mean I'm just say Kansas again Right just every time away from this Georgia yeah No Well, it's Kevin Wallace played for the Hawks, oh well as Kevin Walls played for the Hawks oh yeah that's all you know that's fuck that's Guam oh is it Guam yeah yeah you are that's the long trash bin

Guam is part of the US I'm just gonna give that to you they will yeah I'm gonna get Guam Georgia too easy now really good you're so were so close check first website was ga.com But Kevin Willis Let's go. Let's go Turns around Looks like the south maybe Louisiana Brandon was that like a sigh like you like? Shat Tuck.

It felt. It'd be Mississippi. It felt. I'm thinking deep South keep going straight. Let's find a sign. It's not a great neighborhood. No, keep going. Barrel ahead, barrel ahead.

Let's try to get this in. If there's an interstate, Go up there. Go up there. To the right. Oh, shit. Oh, God. Running out of time, Kyle. Where is 90? I just put Mississippi.

That'll be fine if it's Mississippi. Louisiana. Okay, close. I didn't get the points. Yeah, but you would have gotten... That's fine. That's a clicking thing. Okay.

Pretty close. Pretty close. We'll know. We don't know the time. We'll call it. We'll call it. point. Yeah, but you would have that's fine. That's a clicking thing. Okay, pretty close pretty close Well, no, we don't know. We'll call it. We'll call it. Okay, Louisiana, Mississippi are pretty much. Uh, oh Wait, look at the houses porch go back go back turn

zoom in on the porch All right, you see the pretty yeah new skinny porch. I got SUVs new lot of turn turn part of a mile You're losing to this pretty bad No keep going keep going on the street keep going down the street I'm thinking like maybe Oregon, but it could be like New York or Massachusetts. Oh, right. This looks like we played roofball You played roofball. Yeah. No, yeah, five. Yeah, Oregon Oh That's a Kyle wind. Yeah, that's a yeah, probably. Yeah. All right. Let's go to one Jay

All right, looks like the same shit what's that? Keep going no not the dead end That's another bad place you Just keep going straight. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, Lucas. Oh, no. How did I even do that? Oh, shit. Can we pause the timer for a second? Check out that trash bin. Does it say a city's name? No. It still looks it looks like I guess eight seconds North Carolina, but it looks more south. Let's just go Yeah, southern North Carolina

Oh Augusta oh, it's Augusta Wow that was huge Kyle 346 so then I would have to get within 1750 ish we don't we are slanted Yeah, make it a little tight double just make it double I mean he's much better at this than me Europe you got screwed No, it's good because of why no, that's why is the most distinct looking state, and I missed it all right All right, okay? Focus Jay this could be, Indiana Yeah, zoom in on that zoom in on that what are those Indiana yeah neighborhood crime

Go to the right go to the right Left left left no no no no no no no don't do that don't go straight All right that Warsaw India to the right sounds to the right yes stay there No, come on. Don't go to the fucking left go left. Let me actually not not to left. Oh Not to look at those flowers by the tree. I think it's far as by the tree. No come on the Fucking Delaware, Delaware by the tree fucking Delaware Delaware Delaware trees Delaware oh Come on let me let me do to play the game all right fine So hi Jinks to to we're back to even whoo three past three all right

It's best of three now. That's the three now What does that say? Get it I'm leaning Arlington Remember if I get the state now put it just put it Virginia Beach. Yeah, give Virginia Beach Let's get it real tight real tight Yeah, and old that'll do look like a prison bus oh I'm back point to damn still got 41 day one or less just get the state or the state just gotta get the state yeah or 41 less on the border try to get the state oh wait no go to the right go right let me see that shrubbery turn

around turn around turn around zoom in on that That's what that makes it look at the mountains in the far looking like Washington State Go to the left left left. Let me say this cul-de-sac. Let me see what the house look like Now that one's gross To the right to the right let me see that house gross. Yep. Yep. This is Pacific Northwest This is Pacific Northwest Is Hmm oh eight second Oh Washington State. Oh, no, Hawaii. Hawaii. Hawaii. Hawaii. Hawaii. Hawaii. Hawaii counts. Oh, he's right. Got it. Oh

Other beater buzzer. Is that it? Nope, three to two. You're forced to game seven. No, what's? It's best of seven. Oh, best of seven. Okay. Is this Hawaii? All right, get out of here.

Damn, we're getting Hawaii today. Yeah, keep going straight. It's a pleasant neighborhood. It is. It's really nice. A lot of trees. My suit. I like it.

Northern California. It's a good nickname. Oh, pretty good. Damn. Steven, pretty far off. Let's get to a game. For the win. Northern California it's good nickname Pretty good The wind so like Wait no go back on that collection for what? Store No, yeah, I get back out of there. Where's RooSat? Oh wait, I want to look at that building. What's that building on the left? What the fuck is that? Oh, yeah. Oh storage no Oh truck truck license plate van van license plate and a little bit more in a little bit more

I don't think you're gonna get there. Can you go? Oh, it's not letting me go back to the left Oh, wait, wait, let me say a gas station. What gas station is that? Circle K All right, go back to the left. Oh wait wait. Let me say gas station. What gas station is that? Circle K No, South Carolina That I'll oh no 763 Che wins Che wins One slice for Che one slice for Che even though he really slanted that Yeah, let's do a little less slanted. Good job, Che.

I'm fine with it. You like to slant it? I think it's fine. I don't like to slant it. Hey. Get it. I think get it out. You never have, right?

Yeah, never. You don't want to disorient All right, who's next Titus okay Wow This is called ball knowers. Oh is this slanted Technically no okay Well, that's TJ TJ is going to Give us an NBA player from our time growing up. Okay, and we are going to guess their jersey number

Oh, this is so smoke me but the men's NBA Yes, okay. This is so slanted Maybe but alright, we'll play we'll play there their number from the pros. This is gonna end up with just Che and Ryan Yeah, right, and we're gonna have to pray that Ryan. I think I think I think it uh Four or five of these are coin flips. Okay. Okay. All right. This one certainly I did you pick the players? No, TJ's. Okay. All right. Okay. All right So TJ you have the pick of the player is it first first first hand up or first answer or what? Do you go back and forth? Oh, I actually plan to do it on a white board.

Okay, we can... We could probably get a white board. We could probably get white boards. Or we can use those giant pencils. Okay. We can do these giant pencils. Yeah. Here's a little one for you.

There's a white board in the cave. Yeah. Oh, okay then. Let's get a white board. Let's get a whiteboard in the cave There's one for the bathroom TJ. You know what you have to do Yeah, send me the yeah, I mean send it to me and that's in it today just like Michael Jordan, Scotty. No, he gave me a list to pick from. Wait a minute. It's like the, I can give him easy.

He gave me like, he said, NBA All-Stars 1996 to 2000. It's almost like Che wants to win this money. Yeah. Pretty greedy of him. So if you give me obscure players from that and then feed Are they get are they guessing the same player or they're guessing a different player? I think they're probably going for the same yeah

if you if you give Titus and the the obscure players and then I can What you're saying he gave yeah, he gave a list of players, so you're definitely yeah I was hoping to lose. It was gonna. Just give you like MJ then another MJ MJ 45 I'm so bad at these. Yeah, me too. I don't know numbers never have never will. I sent this to you What? I sent you the categories. I don't I said I don't know numbers. Oh, I wouldn't be good at this Yeah, all right. You boys ready? I don't have my whiteboard

Bloodman said he's getting me one and then do you want to take this one? The whiteboards better So you're going head-to-head with the guys Like is it showing a guy and then you have to say the guy and how many how many Do I or is it gonna be no TJ will say this Showing us there's no picture. No. Oh well now fucked. Oh here we go What you gave them?

The list no I just get said like NBA like all-star type players from the 90s. Ah Okay, all right, and then what is the best of these do we have another marker best of what? Five or seven whatever you want to do what's yours? It is your good five. That's like WNBA finals. What's that marker next time three out of five? No, we mark. This is a tide pan. I do we want to do seven You can just pass it to you real quick You're sharing a pen? Oh my god. It might be one. I'll I'll show you. You should have brought materials man. That's uh that's

on me. My my phone. Wait. It's not has one. It's not has one. It's smart. Hell yeah. I knew you were gonna to do that. Alright. So. You all have heard of these players. You get the same name of a player. Yeah. So it'll be like, you know, Scottie Pippen. And you'll be right down to 44.

What if it's a player that has multiple jersey numbers throughout their career? I'll tell you a year. Okay, year. Do we have to say the jersey they're wearing? Like Homer away or anything? No. Okay. Are you ready, Jay? In our head?

Yeah, and then whoever gets four right first wins? Yeah. Okay. Okay, TJ? Jason Kidd, Nets. Za! Look at this. Hey, what's up, Za? Look at this box, look at this marker. Oh, shit, no. Jason kid nets is up What's up, this box here this marker? Oh? How are you the most fine tip dry?

I guess you could see it a little bit. Yeah, that's a good enough Jason kid nuts nuts on the nuts Hmm hmm very interesting Jay, you know for certain yes, it's five five All right There's gonna be a lot of ties here aren't there? I don't know. David Robinson. Oh come on. Oh my god. Maybe not. Spurs on the Spurs. The only team he played. This is Spurs David Robinson. Yep. 5050 and 50. Is that right? That is okay. You'd be good at this Brandon. Yeah. That's why I didn't challenge you. What's the

score right now? Two two. Wait. We're counting those. Oh. Are we counting those? Zero zero. Okay. Fine. Zero zero. Or is it zero two? Who is asked the most amount of questions about games. He has none of these because nobody's got to win yet. Fine. All right. So we'll play to three correct one person. Okay. And asked to get it. Yeah. We're we're a lot a diva cool team 2001 oh fuck less king jay's already putting it oh fuck vlady diva was kings He wore at it Steve be a reference bad numbers here

Come on Titus on Titus was his nickname the big cigarette Yeah, stop it blackjack we played in England marker doesn't work anymore. I'll say 91 like Jack Blackjack we played in England marker doesn't work anymore. I'll say 91 blackjack Marker didn't work alright, so one nothing che one nothing che Come on Titus lock in 12 Look at that basketball reference has him playing for the Lakers from 90 to 2005 and the Kings from 99 to 2004 Wow figure shit That's you've gotten 12. I will I didn't have to I had 12. Yeah So that's is that a wash

Is that a void said Kings? This one's exciting, but you wrote yours before he said King's in Baker van Baker Yeah, that one's fucking easy been number. Why are you hiding from Kyle? Robinson of basketball They did call him that 42 42 and good Titus 42 all right Kyle I'm hating on your ass a little bit trying to make it interesting this is good this is good still one nothing Antonio Mcdia's

Mcdia's never heard of them couldn't tell you couldn't even tell you if I'm Mississippi yeah Whitman Whitman what uh what which team? for Nuggets oh You're gonna say that fuck all you had it. What's the right pronunciation Mcdice dice? Oh, so Nick dice. I was horrendously wrong. Yeah, oh Not any any team, but the nuggets nuggets I'm not a hundred he's an all-star on this oh all right I doesn't one all-star 2001 all-star Antonio Mcdice I have a feeling I'm wrong

all right it's either 24 or 42 I I put 24. I put 53. I don't know. It's 24. It's 24. Damn. Steve. Yeah, Steve. I was trying to tell you. Did you study for this or you just know these? No. He knows them. Impressive. He's really good at these. This is good. Next one. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I think some other ones will be Next one.

Better. Hold on. I gotta fill it up. OK. It's a 2-0, Chay. Yeah. This is the final. You got this.

I gotta lock the fuck in. Let's get the number. I gotta lock the fuck in. There's, I mean, it can only be 100 of them. Mm-hmm.-hmm I guess 101 hundred one doubles well you can't be hungry players haven't worn some numbers Dale Davis zero and one through nine okay two thousand Dale oh mark got that quick I got this one this one's easy this one's easy. Davis. Bale Davis. This one's easy. I think I know this.

This is my chance. This is my one shot. Get on the board here, Mark. It's my one shot. You go first. 32. Shit. Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Man. Che, why isn't this your niche? It is. In the dozen? Yes! That's why this is very slanted.

Do you know what I didn't know? His son plays the Warriors. I didn't know that. Trace Jackson Davis? I didn't know that it was a son. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. What number is he?

I think he's 32 as well. Boy. All right. Last one. Sharif Abdur Rahim. Oh, that's easy. For which team? Hawks or Grizzlies? Raheem for which team?

What I'm saying watch you do both Jay you had the same number for the Hawks in the Grizzlies He's choking he doesn't have a clue Does your right go ahead Shay are you leaving him playing? What do what do you got? I did three I also did three ah Three fuck he's unbeatable how there's no world. I'm gonna know the answer here, right Dale Davis I that's not a lock I would have gotten. But you did. That was the worst possible. And you also yeah. No this is. There's like there's nobody wants his competition. Can you think of one you don't know? How does he know? He doesn't know what he doesn't know. Yeah. Think of a player and like oh shit I don't know. I don't know his number. All I'll say says if these continue to be this length, and I will take away the double stipulation

That's fine. I think I think the next one is extremely fair and a complete toss-up Okay, I heard that before he was told to bring competitions. He would win. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, right Antoine Jameson wizards Antoine Jameson. He doesn't know that one look He's playing dumb. I think I know what I'm trying Yeah, he knows you're hustling him. He fucking knows it. You kidding me. He doesn't find you don't know All-star He knows this shit Say there should be a shot clock here

There should be a shot clock here 33 I'm not positive on those all right 33 is exact same guess for oh Were you cheating was number four or 34 number four that's suspicious were you looking at Mark's answer? Yeah, wait you got He was there before And a lot so that was my chance not as much as four. That was my chance What's the score? most dangerous lead in this game, oh

What are we playing to apparently a hundred? Stefan Marbury mm-hmm mm-hmm 2003 Sun No yeah good yeah three three you're pretty good at this I Got zero points. I mean okay like you're good defensively check. Yeah, yeah All right make it really hard make it super fucking hard TJ. There's only so many all-stars make it Go off the all-stars. It's fun Anthony Mason 2001. That's a Nick. Well actually not one Well, actually not in 2001. Oh, fuck.

He knew. I got it. 14. Oh, Titus, what do you got? I had 14. You can't see it. My marker's not working. Seriously. He was not a hornet. I wrote 14. What was he? Still Nick? Heat.

Marker's not working. Is that the win? You said... Did you markers are you going through? Did you 14 or you didn't? Yeah, my marker's not working. Alright, the next one you have to put the number in, the height. Can somebody in the cave get this man a marker please? I think it's the board that's not...

Alright, last one. Let's do one more. This marker is very bad. Che, you gotta just finish this off. Win this. Put him out of his misery, Che. Let's go. There we go, yeah. Yeah, just passed to me and we're done.

What is the question? Theo Ratliff. Oh, God. I got it. Oh, God. That's my blind spot. Did not play in the 2001 All-Star game because of injury Jay you got it. I did 42 42

And we keep going oh man It moves on to round 36. I'm sorry. This is not good. No no. It's a game of runs Do you want to guess the height as a tiebreaker? I saw it well no like no that next one all right sure sure if we're tied yeah, we can do height All right write down the number and the height all right go ahead TJ He's searching. He's searching, boys. Tom Gugliotta. Whoa!

Oh my God. I have a fantastic... 1997. Small amount of peas. Timberwolves or suns? Timberwolves or sons Timberwolves All right Do you remember I'm googly out on the Timberwolves yeah, it's height change god damn it. He's an all-star Give me a second give me a second

Do you remember the height change has any Has any NBA player's height ever changed throughout their career? Kevin Grant lies about his. Certainly. All right, I'm sticking with 42. 42 and 6'8". 24 and 6'9". Oh my God.

Oh fuck. Oh God. Here is 24 and 6'10". Oh. All right, Che wins. Well played, well played. Great job, Che. That's really well deserved deserved so I can stay in here for this one I think this one's gonna be a little more. That was tough. Okay. All right well

I mean it don't be sorry hard to be more excited than that one. I want to stop so this one is called QSR IQ This is between me and Kate, okay? Maybe pass through the whiteboard. Oh We probably don't need the whiteboard. Does QSR stand for something? Quick service restaurant. So fast food. We're gonna name menu items. Oh, whiteboard is the best way to describe the rest of the room.

So it's like the dozen. You know, in the bonus round, you can name as many until you can't. And then TJ pick whatever order of the Fast food places you guys gonna hate that I was drawing the tits, but what's going on? I'm sorry. He's gonna say a restaurant Name take turns going back and forth naming a fast food an item on the menu Yeah, Kate you're really long in to draw the titties Yes, sorry one item no drinks cuz I could get a little bit muddy

And then if you know if some people if you if you say like a certain size like nuggets like not another size Just a different menu item okay until Until you're out got it love it. Okay, let's do it two out of three. They say good. This is good You can't say just nuggets or fries Cuz I have the menus in front of me if you want to challenge the official naming of something It should it should be what the menu says okay? No, so no sauces no drinks

Ladies first ladies first thank you all right, okay? TJ what's the restaurant McDonald's okay, okay? Big Mac I have a question for Che. Yes, if I see something That's wrong am I supposed to call that out or are you supposed to challenge it? Yeah, you call it up, okay? Then you're gonna have to give me a second to confirm Sure in between don't don't just rattle so big Mac big Mac. It will confirm good I wish I had the buzzer or the ding okay? Sausage McMuffin good breakfast menu either good okay, okay?

Hot fudge sundae Oh going to ice cream quick. Yeah, this doesn't look good Sunday oh going to ice cream quick yeah this doesn't look good good yes yes quarter pounder with cheese mmm what good yeah happy meal you need to be more specific oh that's just cheeseburger happy there you go there it is I mean if you want me to say yes, or no, that's not what it's called oh Make happy meal fuck what say something else Apple pie what's wrong cheeseburger? I don't have that on the menu apply apply So then if I get that again, that's not what it's called. All right, so one nothing che obviously

That was it called fried apple pie baked apple baked apple pie and you're happy Counts that's your cow cheeseburger. Happy meal count. Yeah. All right, go That's not my game. It's chase game go. So what do you think? Yeah, okay. I mean, I'm fine My game is Chase game go. So what do you think Jeff? Okay? I mean I'm fine Sausage McMuffin with egg that's the same thing totally different menu There's two different spot all right Kate. I feel he knows the whole thing he knows the whole thing exact title double quarter pounder with cheese correct yes McDouble classic correct um cheeseburger yeah correct

Yeah Pressures on you Steve McTriple I didn't even know that damn. That's real There's a way to win you don't have to be disrespectful don't believe that See it McTriple not on the menu. That's a win is that a secret menu item that that's been really I think that they may have taken that off the oh That's a game. That's one. Nothing. That's a one. Nothing Kate. There we go Kate. Okay, pretty leniently one I don't that that's been really I think that they may have taken that off Okay, pretty leniently one it's called triple cheeseburger. What's the leniency that you showed? Well, I said happy meal with

So Kate Kate is one McDonald's you got to win one more, okay On Kate it was like yeah, it was it was called the triple cheeseburger, but it's not on the menu It's not called the mc-triple. Hey, is that is that true to life? They're uneven yes, we done with with yes, don't want to pierce. Yes I I see no mc-triple. Yeah, I know we've fixed that yeah, okay one Okay I see no mc-triple. Yeah, I know we've fixed that yeah, okay one Okay Wendy's mmm. God damn. Oh you want to start or do you want me to start? He's first Wendy's Something Dave's eating oh God Wendy's I don't go to

Oh God Wendy's I don't go to Guy with the white hair oh my god Wendy's their burgers are square Frosty Correct I want Wendy's I'm frosty yeah correct Start thinking oh no taco salad. Oh my God. Hey, you're fucked. You're dead in the water That was that was the cockiest move I've ever seen anything oh, oh baked potato, you know That's not what they call it. Ruling? Fuck what they call it. They got big potatoes.

They got them, but. I like big potatoes from work. Okay. From the sides, I think. Yeah, it's a light snack from work. I don't think it's called that. How could it not be called baked potato? Yeah, what is it called?

Fries and stuff? Yeah, it's fine. Okay, hell yeah, all right. Okay. Dave's double. Okay. Hell. Yeah, all right, okay Dave's double Dave's yeah Chili Correct it's very watery, but it's very good It is a little bit watery though buying time

The Baconator Correct piggyback off that Baconator The spicy chicken there it is What Oh, my god, too. The Wendy's Spicy Chicken. Wendy's. Oh, yeah, I think that's Spicy Chicken what? What? Is that not? Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

Yes. Finish this up. All right. Here we go. OK. Dave's Single. Correct. Did he say Dave's Double yet?

You got to watch out for that, Brandon. He did? Just checking. Just the Wendy's chicken sandwich Meal my chicken sandwich meal Why are we crispy chicken sandwich meal Wendy's crispy chicken sandwich there we go save it the buzzer Wow It's spicy Wow

Wow My head is spinning can I get clarification did I say one already can I check if I said once Oh, if you say it again, it's out I mean, can I ask the boo? No, no you if you say it again All right double baconator. I don't think he said it didn't that wasn't the one oh Is that correct It's called a son I don't see a double bacon I don't hear something you don't see a double baconator don't see a double baconator Kate we sure? Wouldn't that be a tangled web?

That's two nothing, Kate wins. Kate won. Kate's on the wheel. Wow. Shit, Kate's on the wheel. Wow. Oh, feeling frosty about this. There's no double baconator.

Son of a baconator. Wow, I mean, you have to agree, Che, right? Yeah. Yeah, no, that was wrong. Junior bacon cheeseburger? Did I say junior bacon cheese? No you Baconator okay, oh fair Double it. It's tough. Okay. Wow all right, so Kate's on the wheel. Oh the baconator is a double. I didn't know that whoa

Yeah, it's massive all right learn something every day was there a triple baconator. I'm on the wheel. Hell. Yeah, all right all right next game Card shark okay, this game is slanted Okay, who with Nikki okay? So one of the MLB packs I'll say we'll open to two only packs Nick and play pick two players. I pick a team Okay, and then whoever gets the most out of heavens. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's fun. Okay. Can I open the packs? Brandon will read. I have three packs if you'd like. Uh, let's save the third for cause it might be a tie.

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standard draft your Chevy yours at chevy.com and visit JD power.com slash awards for more award details. All right. Oh, what year is it? It is 2025. Okay. 12 cards in a pack yeah, Che. What is your team? I'll go with the Cubs okay Nick he has to pick players. Yeah, he gets two players players. He no more baseball than you no no he just gets Wises gonna pick the odds of yeah, uh Ronald Acuna Brian Reynolds Three players I don't know I just picked the Cubs because I like there's way more players than teams you're picking out one out of thirty you're picking out one out of 700 originally was gonna be one I said two

all right there's a good chance there's no Cubs in the watch you two teams and he gets one to this is crazy in your favor two teams this is his game and as he wants to be on the wheel I'm fine I accept the odds it's his games his games his game that would be you get two teams he gets one team no no no good players I like the players against the team aspect I think you should get another player all right what do you want it what's your final ruling I knew whatever the group wants it's your game I feel like the chances of Just to play how about if I get one of my players. It's an insta win. I don't have to win

Okay, all right, so Ronald Acuna and Ryan Reynolds, okay Cubs and it's this year so current rosters. All right, that is a Dodger. There's Freddie Freeman. I Was going to say Freddie Tampa Bay Rays Ryan something something. Can't say his last name. Pepeo. Oh yeah. The Boston Red Sox team card. Zach Neto. Angels. Alec Burleson. St. Louis Cardinals. Jake Young. Jung. Detroit Tigers. Detroit Tigers Ian Hap Chicago Cup I need a I need my player Cole Regans Kansas City Royals

Myles Michael's st. Louis Cardinals Mitch Keller Pittsburgh Pirates all the logo Ryan bus Ryan Bliss Seattle and. And Fernando Tatis Jr. All right, so we're looking for the only way that Nick players. Ryan Reynolds and Ronald Acuna. Are they both Braves? No. No, one's a pirate.

OK. All right, so Nick needs it out of these 12. I need it. I got it. That is Brandon Fatt. No way. No way. that is Brandon fat that's actually how you pronounce it. That is how you pronounce it, Dan. That's actually how you pronounce his name. Arizona Diamondbacks.

Oh, that's good, man. John Gray, Texas Rangers. Team card for the Baltimore Orioles. Eugenio Suarez, Arizona Diamondbacks. Kai Bush, Chicago White Sox. Mike Trout, Anaheim Angels. I'm going to go with the Chicago White Sox. Mike Trout.

Anaheim Angels. Bobby Witt Jr. Kansas City Royals. Adrian De Castillo Diamondbacks. I can't tell the team. Joe Adele Angels. Fuck. You all right? All right. Sneaky. Come on. Doe Adele, Angels. Come on. Reese Hines, Cincinnati Reds. Hunter Green, Cincinnati Reds, Adele Amador, Colorado Rockies.

Uh oh, that one's backwards. Kobe Mayo, Baltimore Orioles, and Brandon Fatt. All right, Jay's on the wheel. Wow. Should we just see if you were? I thought I was gonna get one of the thousands of baseball players. Can I have the Brandon?

Can I have the Brandon Fatt? Good effort, Nick, good effort. My third one was gonna get one of the thousands of baseball players. Can I have the brand, can I have the brand effect? Good effort, Nick, good effort. My third one was gonna be Freddie Freeman, winning off the first card. I know nobody would believe it. You wouldn't have won on this pack either, Nick. God damn. Brandon fat.

You wouldn't have won on this pack. You didn't have this, this pack had another cub. Oh yeah, it's over. All right, Jay, you're on the wheel. Okay. Thank you. This this game is called a tie rps It's rock-paper-scissors. I'm gonna be playing against Danny. Okay, but the only way Danny wins is if we tie Oh, so if we both throw out the same oh, I like this, but I win if we're mismatched in any way Oh, I like this, but I win if we're mismatched in any way Wait if you're mismatched in any way in any way so you have the advantage again correct. Yes, they're slanted overwhelming. Yes

How many goes now these are the instructions that I Slanted toward like if you're better or worse at something. That's how I envisioned it as well But we're just going slanted every game chase. Yeah, no, I mean a lot of these are coin There's the one that's next is an absolute coin flip. Keep saying that is a coin for why there's Three more coin. Okay. All right. Here we go. They're good zero stand in the middle rock-paper-scissors shoot Yes. Come on. Yeah, I thought the same thing. The Geo Guzzler made sense, but like straight up this bet he thinks he's better than you would. Yeah, that's why I'm saying that made sense that you. Yeah. All right. But this one is. Yeah. All right. Here we go. What are you doing? How many goes guys? Are you guys okay? Are y'all do y'all not understand how to Boys behave to the show every day

All right, here we go Danny he's going scissor again. All right Read him like a book Danny To one che this is kind of giggling. It's kind of fun. I don't know what your way on. Yeah You're okay, it's just it's early it's game four you're probably gonna lose whatever Yes, that was bad washed by white socks Yes, come on Danny. Oh my god. What an upset. Yeah. Wow. Oh my god. There's be different. I've never seen tie RPS quite like this.

Oh My Jay you fucking sorry you so bad kick your ass That was one I was supposed to be yeah my mistake Wow alright, so this one. We're gonna need That's how good that was I feel good. That was at least probably the most interesting. Don't do this to me. Let me have this We're gonna need somebody's help between me and TJ. Okay, it's called how much is this? Okay? we're gonna need an assistant over there to take the Barbells off. Okay, Jen are gonna be blindfolded and guess how I love this game. This is a great game. This is a great game. Chay. Now we're cooking. So we'll get different. Yes. We'll get different weights. Very. Or

would it be better if it was the same way? I think the same. Uh, no, I think different. So cause like when Che says it out loud, TJ will know what Che thinks. Yeah. Okay. That's fine. Right. So we're just, or no here. You could just whisper it. I'll go help you. You whisper, both of you whisper your guesses to me. And then once you both guess, I'll announce it to the whole put it on the whiteboard. Yeah. Write your number on the whiteboard. Yeah. Right on the whiteboard. Right on the whiteboard.

All right. Oh yeah. Use the whiteboard. Or actually we only have one blindfolds. We should do it one or two. No, you can use his t-shirt, Jay. All right. Give me the whiteboard. All right. Give me the whiteboard. All right, T-Jay.

Write it on the whiteboard, Jay. Why do we only have one blindfold? We had like 200, I don't know where they went. I think that the After Dark crew might have thrown our blindfolds away. Yeah, they get a little excessive. There was literally a box of 100 of them. I kind of see it.

DJ J, yeah, I can see it. Yeah. Best of what? Five? Five, right. Che both planned this and didn't plan it at all? I asked him to give me props, and he just didn't say anything until this morning.

They're all... All these games are games he could have thought of in the moment. Like if you gave him 30 seconds to think of a game, all these games fit that bill. Not the 24 hours we gave him. Are you nervous for your game? Uh, I think i'm connect 4 i oh yeah because i have famously we have connect for looming i famously never beat him in connect for i'm at four kyle look at us i'm bad at connect for full circle moment we met at connect four

tournament well kind of remat remat first time we spoke pretty much remember what i gave you advice no what did you give me the Bay tree monkey tape yes that was at the first day of work here well you mentioned it all right yeah same thing that was like ten years later TJ just made his guess now Che is scared of the weight he is terrified of the weight even though he knows what it is he's he's oh that's cheating. Shake it some more. He's really feeling it. Yeah, there you go.

Up and down. Yeah, a little more. He's got it. Oh, this is gonna be. TJ guessed eight, he was correct. Shay guessed 15. 15! Oh, weak, weak.

TJ, you got it dead on. Wait, it was eight? Yeah. That's a weight? Yeah. Oh, you got a dead-all? Wait, it was eight? Yeah. That's a weight? Yeah. What? Oh, shit. Are we cheating?

Yo, we're talking. Are we cheating? No, it looks like Big Cat really did put the weight back. I see an eight. Yes, there is. There's an eight? Are y'all not paying attention? No.

It goes two, five, eight. Just watch. Watch. Just watch. 10. OK. Oh, boy. two five eight just watch watch just watch okay oh boy oh yeah oh yeah get a pump in he tried it with both arms one arm now he's going with the shoulder press

now now this key to watch tj technique. I think he has a better technique. Oh, wait. Not quite ready. He's changed. All right. Maybe you should let Che win one. There you go. Oh, good technique. Oh. No.

Oh, good technique. Okay. TJ guests 40 J guess 50. Close a 35 pounds. Oh no. Check out sucks at this. Yeah. Do any of you guys lift regularly yeah some of them Yeah, I guess I guess you couldn't tell that's gonna eat it

That was really damaging. Destroyed. I'm sorry. No, I get that a lot. No, she said regularly. You do have great arms. I couldn't even... Yeah, it's just arms. I just do curls. All for nothing. You look great. No, I get that a lot.

I didn't think before I talked. You could tell you can't tell. I just do arms. I didn't know you bike to the gym. Kyle. What do we got? What would you that Luke Blutman. Oh, yeah, he's everywhere. He's fucking everywhere. Oh with a win damn Yeah, this is I think this might be the most electric one yet This might be the most electric one yet. Mm-hmm.

That's a big one. Well, it's bigger than the other. Oh my goodness. Careful with your toes, everyone. I think TJ has the right idea, though, the way he's doing it, the way he's hoisting. Yeah. Big boy. I'm not sure. He needs a spot.

Okay. TJ gets 65, Chey gets 80. It's 75. Chey is now tied. Oh my god. Oh, all right. Wait, I wasn't. Is this the last one? Best of five, I believe.

Yeah. Yeah. So scheme scheme five. It all comes down to this. He's listening to it? Oh, it might feel extra light after feeling the last. Oh, yeah. Oh, uh-oh, yeah.

That's not fair. This is normal weight. OK. Oh, my god. He's taking. OK. What's he comparing to? He's really doing a, oh.

OK. Yeah. TJ,'s really doing that. Okay, yeah. TJ don't do that. TJ don't do that. Let him throw it. All right, here comes CJ. All right. the Wow, one of the best how much is this games I've ever seen he's never lost weight It I wanted yeah great What was his thought process there was he comparing that to pound like what che were you comparing that to like a football? That one run down his body

I thought it was a small sweet we got was that the small sweet yeah Yeah, I thought it was either gonna be two or three What's that thank you caramels Thank you it was that Who from the airport oh very nice you said the other day to you? Who gave me a gift? Who? From the airport. Oh, very nice. You said the other day, we should all get Stephen Che a gift, so I found caramels.

Oh yeah. Oh, I forgot. Next one is C4, Connect 4. Ian Zoplane, Connect 4. Oh, okay, this could be interesting. You wanted to do Stephen Singer real quick? Yeah, Stephen Singer. Have you called your mom lately?

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How many are we at? We've got Tate is gone. Titus is gone. Kyle is gone. And Nick, right? Yes, is a big one right here. Let's see, how many are we at? We've got Tadis gone, Titus gone, Kyle's gone, and Nick, right? Yes, just me and you. Here, Steven, I got you a present. Oh, Nick, the cards. I think I have a feeling I'm doing it all right. I felt like ours might be physical.

Yeah. I think you might be putting a pickleball. Pickleball? Bringing the whole thing out. Okay. Um, here we go. So, Stephen close the book. Close the book. Oh yeah, you got him right where you want to.

Come on. So, even sure being red doesn't help from this angle. It's not showing. Tell me what to do. He goes. Oh, my God. Oh, Chase got a lot of work.

Oh, my God. oh My God Well let's remember sportsmanship Steven he's got oh my god gotcha's oh it's just so many ways Got you it's over. It's all about don't give up. It's over. It's so over got you. It's over Well you're gonna find out shortly yeah, there it is It's over All right

It's very good to connect for ya Wait did I miss two games? No, let's connect for it No, just that's enough. You're just really good. All right, who's up now? Damn Steve. Are you connect for guy? He is he claims to be And you didn't have it at your house. We still have the we still have the the to maybe save us. Yeah It's Kate and Danny or we can clean that up. What will you next? Sorry? What do you got next? I need this money Okay, Brandon and Che Seven come on Brandon

Well Brandon got up with like a bit of a Yeah, any chance for Brandon win money money I'm one hundred even though he this is job and he makes the gauntlet yeah you gotta be Oh Titus you haven't gone yet yeah he was the guessing number oh yeah you're guessing yeah you I think you're sleeping during that one I blocked I no joke forgot that happened I must I'm handled well for trauma. I'm built for it Yeah What oh

Is the net broken net broken we know Brandon usually doesn't help with the net So now you know that he fell apart Is the net broken? The net broke and we know Brandon usually doesn't help with the net. Oh, another piece fell apart. Appears to be tangled in something. All right. Kate, you want to ask any questions? Oh, Hmm. Is there like a Harlem Globe Trouters of lifting? Like people who lift fun?

Yeah, like the strong guys at church. Or the, Who are the strong guys at church? Yeah, you're right. Strong guys at church? Like that fella? Yeah, I don't know. That's like a like strong,

like that's a character on righteous gemstones It's like the whole thing Yeah There's a there's a guy on tik-tok to pose as the janitor and they hand the mop and it's like a hundred pound mop And then he just deadlift oh, yeah, they're absolutely is there is mm-hmm. I Never talked about that fella. What about like people go watch muscle Beach? Yeah, you're right But they do it crazily or they just it's just a thing People are like backflip into a shoulder press. Yeah

Because anybody work out fun You're gone. Oh, what's the update why what happened? What's his name? Anatoly. Anatoly. I don't think he needs to wear the shitty disguise. No. Nobody knows what that is.

It's a dead giveaway. Jay went very light on the prep sheet today. Video of dude jumping into water and catching a snapping turtle with his bare hands. Would this be very difficult? Yes. Feels like it would. Do you have the video TJ? I do not. I can find it though. Is it two turn Tony? Oh I forgot about him.

Yeah, he's still doing it. He's still doing it. Is he still turnt? He has a hot new girl. He's still two turnt. Yeah, his girlfriends are always really hot. Yeah, he's good at that. He is. Really good at getting hot girlfriends and Catching sharks some dudes are good at that

Come on Brandon Game to seven We're playing werewolf after this by the way, oh yeah. Is it a Coyote Peterson video? Oh maybe. Oh. We're playing werewolf today. Yeah. Right after this. Yeah you're right.

Oh yeah. Oh this is kinda... Gotta make a call. Hehehehe. Oh fuck that song. That is crazy. That is crazy. Yeah I'm gonna say that's hard.

Yeah. Could have been a different video. Has he ever been in office? Yeah. Coyote Peterson has? Was he not on part of Cody Peterson has was he not on part of it. You had him on part. No we had forced glott ah different They have some of those in the Chicago River Snapping turtles like that Chonkosaurus. Oh my god made waves like two years ago. What was he doing? Oh, yeah, I spotted him for the first time in years Looks like a baby stegosaurus. There's massive. I'm really alligator. What was the alligator?

Yeah, I didn't call it that though. That's a loser name. Oh nice. Say nice fucking save Conrad You chose a G word with a silent G You chose a G word with a silent G Say gay all right, that's a I was gonna say gnarly One one have they begun what is it? Okay, oh No, whatever Go to five five

Brennan had little victory Does Stu have a music video out? No, but he did text me. He's like, can you please retreat my mulch video? Is it I think it's a song. Oh, oh, it's yearly mulch video came out. I think oh no That was a winner. There's that lack of butt crack. Damn. Brandon Phat. That was so good. What was the spelling of his last name? It's P-F-A-D-T.

Oh yeah, it's Phat. Yeah. Oh! What's the score? 0-1. Nothing for Steven. Brandon Phat. P-F? 0-1. Nothing burst even. Right in fact. PFAA.

He's the pitcher. I just remember him because Clembers said he was the worst pitcher ever. And then he pitched really well in the NLCS against the Phillies. He's like, he shouldn't even be a major league pitcher. And then he was like, awesome. Then he killed it.

Yeah. Do we have controversy on the court? Fought. Yeah, they're saying the ball was either in or out. It's always the case. 1-1. Brandon needs to score off this serve. Big Cat, were you in here when Kate asked any of us?

I know you weren't. She asked us earnestly if any of us regularly lift weights I know Like the most earnest that's just a really mean question but like Kyle does every single day fairly regularly or I've been off But I'm getting back. Thinking about it. It's better than cardio. Weightlifting?

Yeah. It's just so much harder. But it is better for your long-term health. I think they're both massive for delaying all-cause mortality. Yeah. I'm on day two of a juice cleanse. Eww. No, I feel horrible.

As a matter of fact, I just ordered a sandwich. I'm quitting. It's a three-day. I can't do it anymore. Yep, I did the same thing. I did a three-day juice cleanse, and 36 hours in, I was eating sausages on the grill. Yeah, just ordered a sandwich. I went as hard sausages. Yeah. On the grill. Just ordered a sandwich. When it's hard the other way. I feel horrible. Every move. What's the score?

Two, three. Okay, come on, Brandon. I thought it'd be fun, my stomach's been in shambles. Oh, it's terrible, it's just diarrhea. Well, no, like that's why I chose to do it. I was like, I need a baseline, I need to reset. No. Works.

That sandwich is gonna be amazing. Bettering yourself is overrated. Totally agree. Worse. That sandwich is going to be amazing. Bettering yourself is overrated. Totally agree. Agreed. Oh. Whoop, whoop, whoop. Oh. God, Che's going to get this fucking money.

Brandon has the most dramatic losses. Who, Brandon? Yeah. The guy who idolizes professional wrestlers? He's just all over the floor. Have you seen Greer getting into it on Twitter? No, it's so good. So good, yeah, pull it off. People are mad at Saquon for going to the Barstool bar.

And you get in, and, wait, they were? Yeah, this was a, yeah, this was when the parade happened. No, they're digging it up and just like, we should have seen this coming. No fucking way. Yeah. And so funny that Max was there. That picture of him was really. The fact that funny that Max was there that picture of him

was really back to the celebrate here was all that we need to know shaking my head oh my god but you also had a good one on max yeah that one got a lot of traction do you pull that one up sorry man you can't just say the area max a bing-bong sorry man you can't just say that. Max at Bing Bong. Sorry man, you can't just say that. It's not just an office anymore. He's arresting judges, ignoring the Supreme Court, illegally deporting people. This isn't just a president, it's a guy who's intentionally trying to become a dictator. You don't play golf with that. So that's the copy and paste from the Saekwon tweet, right? Yeah.

500 reply. He's on a heater. The Chinese. COVID isn't over. Good God. The funniest thing is he's not an American citizen. No. Never will be either. Oh my God. Jesus. That's framed in his house. Never will be either That's framed in his house it is

We went to Greer's apartment and he lives he's engaged and he has his own like children's bedroom Exactly what it is like a bunch of Michigan posters the Muhammad Ali knockout poster like What's the score? He wasn't even there what's the score? Four it's breathing for four. Yeah, it's game one by one It's Ken Griffey jr. Like a beloved guy or was he a diva no? I love it. I love it. Okay, one of the most beloved best swing ever love it was Awesome during the steroid era didn't do steroids. Oh

Shit, oh don't try and jump over the net. Oh Classy Classy. All right last competition Jay. Yep. All right Me and him verse each other in the gauntlet who's going first Jay. Just one Jay. Hey one. Yeah Who's going first Jay? You can decide I gotta beat him I think you go first yeah I think it'd be I gotta go first trust me I think all right all right do you see the Orioles have a bongzilla yeah it's so sick what do you mean they have a bongzilla in the dugout with the drinking thing? Yeah?

Yep, why love those guys like the O's Yeah Gunnar beats his time, Che should have to delete Gunnar's number. Hurt. Are they coming? I think they're coming in July. Maybe August. That will be fun. Should we just try to get more teams who are playing the Cubs or White Sox?

Yeah, I mean I try to get them all. Okay, yeah. Yeah, like I'm actively trying to get anyone who comes to town. Nice. Joe Kim Noah's coming by a little later today. Very cool. His dad is what? Yannick.

Tennis star. Tennis star, yeah. That was a crazy White Sox Dave tweeting about how Bryce Harper liked the White Sox the most. Yeah, that was really, that hurt. Did White Sox Dave get caught in that power outage? All of Spain and Portugal and like half of Italy? I don't know. He had to have days.

He slipped into a stretch yesterday and I asked him, I think his girlfriend was sitting in the room, and I asked him, so so European vacation what day are you gonna propose oh he was probably so fucking mad you know he just went I'm not and then he's like he probably heard that he probably didn't even think that she would think that at all what in two years and going to Europe I mean something and he's like 43 The segments brought to you by body armor sports drink body armor is real hydration with electrolytes coconut water and no artificial dyes Flavors are sweeteners with your favorite flavors like strawberry banana and, and orange mango, but in a brand new look you're gonna love. They're here in the office.

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or a local grocery store near you. Body armor, choose better better there we go what's chaise best Scotland time that he thinks he would have a chance against the cat chaise there anything that's leaning your direction 215 215 no not bad at all 215 he's got a to six call I have to answer all 30 he He's got a 233 Thank you Your native tongue all right three two not ready. Oh not ready ready, so is this just straight up you don't best of seven Okay Present cool cool cool cool cool cool

Interesting underwear. It's a bathing suit Try it on put them on what a gauntlet so you can show it be more aerodynamic Definitely be able to my penis in this No, I don't know about that might hope it Could make me faster now we're talking on you three two one go exciting and Che wins Che fucking wins yeah oh no prediction I think I think Ryan's going yeah you're on like five slices I mean yeah it, I Only 15 second every guy smoke smokes in the face

Want that contract let us let it go yeah, you go, but and congrats on the year Wacked. Oh. Shit, he's got a really good run right now. Oh, shit. I'm in the studio. Oh. Oh. Nice shit. Wow. Wow.

108, he's in the studio. What? Iowa, Illinois, Minnesota. Arkansas, Louisiana Missouri What the fuck where else am I looking guys stars for the other huh Michael Jordan elements on the bad Johnson Fuck who else Charles Barkley villain in Austin Powers. I don't know pizza sauce options at Domino's regular villain in Lion King

Villain and child's play fuck restaurant and spongebob Stinky bottom what I don't fucking know oh Fuck I don't have any others element elements H full team names and that's a pleb H element The natter blockers what? pizza sauce marinara yeah barbecue

Tomato, I think it's dipping sauce. Yeah. Oh fuck. Yeah. Oh there. We go marinara. You said barbecue barbecue That's not time barbecue. No Fuck 218 honey barbecue at Domino's damn it I Started blanking on my seats. I said Illinois. I said, Iowa fuck. Oh, no those ones. I said shit Alright, is it not touch Minnesota? Well chaise best gauntlet time is 215 you're at 218. Is that no I was like 150 I think I mean, that's a really good time. That was fast, but it felt long

Yeah, a couple things. I mean the 47 fucking bags The Mississippi doesn't touch, Minnesota It doesn't doesn't it. I thought that's where it started. I thought that's where it began. Yeah. Yeah, it will, yeah. Oh, it's, maybe it's Wisconsin.

Or is it not the border of Minnesota, so. Oh, shit. Is that the. Tributaries. 218. I'm out of breath. No, it is yeah Tripping what the hell what the fuck is bordering Mississippi River, huh?

Illinois does doesn't it yeah, I should just gone me ma What's me ma me ma the Baker? What's me? Oh is that the shape of the states? Oh. Yeah, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas. Me mall, sorry, me mall the Baker. Me mall. For what state such a Mississippi? Yeah, look, see the Baker, he's holding the. Oh. Holding a piece of chicken. Yeah.

Me mall. Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri. I never heard that. Arkansas. Yeah, and then he's holding the chicken. Kate, did you see the Phantom is gonna be back in Chicago? He's touring in June, right? Yeah, 27th I'm probably gonna invite him here. That's okay. All right, you ready? Yeah, I like support everything You'd ask competition then we're gonna wheel so so we're playing werewolf Okay. Here's a new album out, a new album of spooky rock.

Okay. Ready, Che? Three, two, one, go! I need him to suck. Yeah. Come on, Steve. Oh Yeah, come on Steve I was throwing the bags too fast there it is throne Whoa whoa what what that's cheating. Oh my god. What a dick That's such a fucking lame move, but it's not gonna work That's such a fucking lame move. But it's not gonna work. That's such a lame move. Only Stephen Che would do that.

Yeah, it was a perfect Che move. Oh! Oh wow. Two balls at once. Uh oh. All right, he's sport ah good one shit He's taking his time Don't help him I got no help

Don't help him. I got no help Oh, you got it. That's got it. That's game. That's game. Yeah Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Oh my God, oh My God, Oh my God. No way. Oh my God. Okay. All right, he's back. Hurry.

Trivia up. All right, 137. Trivia up. State capitals. Strawberries. Stop. NBA players. um state capitals strawberries uh ambioclares

luca donchich uh ben simmons magic johnson uh wmba western conference uh minnesota links sparks uh

mercury uh shit state capitals honolulu uh Mercury Honolulu Springfield Albany Reno Bloomington that's it Tough one Dabo dabbo Sweeney What how many Matt he's more lost fuck Ryan Day

Jim Harbaugh No, oh he 20 20 20. Yeah, I thought you were gonna get hot there with the Wester conference it was closer than I thought. Western Conference. Yeah. Good matchup. That's all right, yeah, that was coin flip. You had a really good run. Ah, you'll get you obviously. All right, so let's spin the wheel. Let's go.

Eliminator. Another coin flip. Who are we rooting for besides Danny, Danny, Katie and Katie. Danny, Katie. I don't know why I said Katie. Because I went Danny. Danny, Kate, and Ryan?

Yeah. Okay. Jay, do you want to put on your new shorts, just in case? And TJ. And TJ. You will be able to see my pants in those. That's fine. Through the black shorts.

They're gonna make you faster when you swim. We'll be able to see the idea of your pants. Just in case. Okay, Jay, how do you feel about this wheel? You got a lot of- I think it's Ryan. You got a lot. Eliminator?

Eliminator. Eliminator. It's Destin, I mean he got hurt doing this, so he would deserve it. That being said, I hope I win. Hey, I'm rooting for you. Thanks. It's well deserved.

Good performances all around. So the bet is back. The bet is back in the draft king's for ya I bet it again We tweeted it from the yak account and you can just bet it from the link. So check it out. We're gonna have it again It'll be Unbelievable. I mean Three of the four games have been down to last position so yeah and play wrong

Okay, let's go TJ Brandon has disappeared. Yeah, he's done for the day. He's done for the day. It's two o'clock. Does LeBron have any buzzer beaters? Show me the money Yeah Yeah, he's got a few One che down You can play on some extra money. Ooh. Ooh. Oh. One che down.

No. Oh, shit. Wow. Not keeping your money. Greasy. Greasy, greasy. I was going to redistribute. We need to get some ches out now.

And well. No. Oh, this is bad. This is so bad. He always wins. I want to know how much money he's made on this show. There's a Connor Griffin. Sid, do you have an idea?

All right. All right, one che out. I think I have the slush fund. I got the marker. $12,000. $12,000. Well, I'd earn that. yeah what a situation is this oh? Come on all right Danny and TJ your only home on boys your only hopes

I need this wheel is Final four The wheel is a little... Fuck, Dan! That's gonna be J Final Four. Dominate. Come on, TJ. Just get us to the finals, TJ. Which of my games was your favorite and least favorite? Rock, Paper, Scissors was electric. Gone with fine, Pickleball was fine.

The numbers game with Titus was excruciating. You somebody just, you needed somebody of equal skill. Yeah. So my original idea was gonna be who can polish off six wings the cleanest. Ooh. And I opted against it.

Oh. That would've been good. That would've been really good. I like the weight game. The weight game was fun. I feel like there's other stuff you could do with that. The card game was fun. Ah.

No! Oh! Oh, come on, TJ. Good job, TJ. Come on come on TJ. I want TJ need it come on Fuck Yeah, get some money He gets his money. Thank you very much. Oh. He gets his money. Good job, Che.

Good job. Stephen Che. Colossal W once again. Colossal W. And it'll never stop. It wins and wins and wins. It'll never stop. We never get $1,500 on the wheel.

Every time we spin the $1,500 wheel, it's always Che. Never times. To a wheel 50-50 chance TJ for yourself yes or no What was that previous wheel that is the default is this list of names. Oh, oh. Don't know who they are? Hannah. Beach? Slap?

It's just a name. Hannah. Oh my god. Where do I want to put it? Where don't I want to put it? Hannah. What is this? Just yes or no that fictional woman really just this

That has to sting so bad Guy like you would been cool. That would've been really cool. Yeah, he would. Guy like you would've been excited. Guy like me. All right, let's spin our reel. Werewolf coming up. Something smells so good right now. I know.

He's in there, he's over there cooking. All right, one last chance, TJ. You can call this wheel. This one? Yeah. Feel like you gotta Gotta go dry gotta think but that wheel reset is glowing to me date with Kate looks loud call it

We gotta go dry. All right. Let's go dry. All right, if it's dry, 1,500. This is going to be wet, and it's going to be me peeing my pants. 1,500 for TJ! Yay! All right. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Werewolf coming up. Woo!

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