The Yak - It's KB's 30th Birthday! | The Yak 1-26-23

Episode Date: January 26, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, pull that up. Hello. I wanted to save it. I haven't sent a word to him all day. Kyle, happy birthday. Thank you. I want to say happy birthday.

I heard you. I got you a very special gift. Let me take a picture, too. I'll put it on the gram. Wait, I want a picture of him, too. Yeah, I want a picture of him. Birthday boy. Birthday boy. Everyone like the stream for Kyle.

Thank you. This is awesome. Kyle, I got you a very special gift for your birthday. Really? Something better than money. Okay. Let's see. DJ, you want to pull it up?

What do we got? I got you a way to 10 extra money. The magic of the 43, baby. This is A3 of unbreakable. Free pass. Yeah, yeah. How to take attention, how to take eyeballs, how to take engagement. Big bang, take little bang.

Let's go. Look at all the people behind him. So amazing having Russell and Grant talk about marketing yesterday. For those of you who don't know, my name is Jared Glantz. I'm the president of Grant Harding Enterprises. I actually love this show. I hope it goes well for 12 years, believe it or not. I hope it's like a month-long seminar.

When I was doing $1.9 million a year, I was there with him. I actually got hired when the office we were just in the pool was. This guy's way too well-spoken. Yeah, he's very good. I trust him. million dollars a year i was there with him uh i actually got hired when the office we were this guy's way too well spoken yeah that's very good i trust him i've been there pretty much since the beginning of this big run that he's had and i've got to see it every step of the way and most importantly in addition to being uh you know a passenger in the vehicle watching Grant explode. I've seen it happen. I love the way you know, Paul. That's been a really remarkable thing for me.

Grant just explodes. And I don't know if you guys can relate to this, but do you know like when you, in your mind, you have a plan on maybe how things could look or how they could turn out. You have goals, you have dreams. And then like one day you just realize like the stuff you've been writing down starts

coming true. Like, I hope you guys all have that experience to where you're writing down goals and then you're writing them down and you're writing them down. And then you look back a year or two years or three years later and you're like, I hit all these goals. I remember I used to write down, you know, I make $250,000 a year. At the time, I was making $2,500 a month when I started working for Grant. And I got paid a percentage of what I sold as a salesperson.

Essentially, I was a receptionist and a little bit of a personal assistant and a salesperson all at the same time. And so living in L.A. off $2,500 was not an easy thing to do. Does everybody in the company just get to talk at these things? Yeah, I guess so. Well, that's their keynote speakers. One of the things that Grant taught me was the importance of getting really dialed in and focused on your goals. We should do a Yak conference where we just bump people up.

We make fun of them, but that's hard. That's a skill in itself to just talk that confidently. Not really. Oh, for me it would be. TJ, could we maybe we prerecord it for a Friday episode and we do it in the green screen room? Could we do that, TJ? Like a state of the act or something? Yeah, state of the act where it's like everyone gets a certain time slot.

I'd much rather do it live in front of 500 people. You want to try to do that? I think that'd be. We'd make more money. I'm down for whatever. In front of the green screen You want to try to do that? I think that'd be... We'd make more money. I'm down for whatever. I'm down for whatever. In front of the green screen room? Probably.

I could ask. I think that would actually be really funny. Yeah. All right. And everyone prays, though, for the slush fund or something. That would be a goal. That's basically... This is Yak University.

Yeah. Yeah. We'll do Yak University. Yeah. So, Kyle, I just gave you infinity dollars. You want to say thank you? Thank you, Big Cat. Yeah, no problem. Yak University. So, Kyle, I just gave you infinity dollars. You want to say thank you? Thank you, Big Cat. No problem.

It was better than money. It's just all you need is a link and you're a billionaire. He just relentlessly emails me now. I get them all the time. Yeah. Because I bought those wristbands. Yeah. You buy one thing and you're just emailed.

Yeah. Constantly to death. Happy birthday, Kyle. What a day. 30. No, you're just emailed yeah constantly to death happy birthday kyle what a day 30 no you're not yeah no you're not yes you are oh oh oh gee man yes dude oh gee oh my god dude yes want to do any like self-serving reflection of your 20s. That's what I did. Oh. Yeah? It's in my notes app. I already did that.

Did you? I ran through every element, every theme, every accomplishment, every psychological barrier. Yeah. Damn, what were you doing? I feel like I lived enough. Should we maybe In a good way The 20s were action packed And now I'm ready to

Like to chill out a little bit Should we brainstorm One of those tweet threads Like 30 things I learned In my first 30 years on life We'll do that Yeah They go crazy

Let's do that Numbers go crazy I can compare it Yeah Yeah Try to find one Someone being like I know Ravel did one

when he turned 50 and it was just like it's like a genre of tweeting 40 whatever's like all your suggested tweets I feel like are all

dumb shit like that yeah there was just a big one that whole 4U page it was like I just spent a week with the monk and here's what I

here's the 10 things I learned and it went like super viral yeah I just read someone else's Marcus Aurelia quote tweet or whatever,

and like here's what I learned. 30 things that happen when you turn 30. Okay. When was this posted? 30 is the new 60? No. I would say the other way. 30 is the new 60?

It's depressing. Facebook feed is filled. I don't look at Facebook. Maybe pictures waiting for that one's out. That's your massive drunk party. Anything that excites you more than getting asked for? No, I don't care. I think pussy excites you more.

How I look, youthful. I think that your body's going to start to hurt within like three or four months. That's what I'm looking for. No, I know that's going to happen. Oh, chairs. That's true. No, if I'm going to a concert, I'm in the pit. Okay, all right.

You've never been to a concert as a 30-year-old. I wouldn't want to go sit down I'd rather watch it on YouTube Did you buy a festival bag? True, yeah, I don't want to do any two day shit Alright, so we got one That happened at like 27 Don't get why kids say that Read it out loud

I can't read You don't get why kids say that Don't trust anyone over 30. I don't listen to what kids are saying about anything. I'm not surrounded by children discourse. I've also never heard anyone say that. No, I've never heard that. Grammatically, it was fucked up.

Anything they say over 30? What? When you tell stories from high school, you're often struck with sudden realization that that happened over 10 years ago. No flex, no stunt. I don't even talk about high school anymore. Don't think about it. So that would be 28.

Yeah. Over 10. Yeah. All right. This one's missing. When you rewatched movies or shows you grew up with, you now identify with the parents more than the kids. I never would even think about rewatching a show that I used to watch.

Okay. All right. So you get pissed at your neighbors and tell it them to turn down their music when they throw parties in the middle of the week i would never do that no matter how loud it was okay it's just non-confrontation you can't leave home without tums or pep though or whatever else you know but i probably should that should be what i do yeah yeah you also already stopped drinking take any excuse to leave a bar or club too loud too hot too many people and so on and so on. You've been doing that.

It's only if I'm sober. If I'm wasted, I'm there. You've been 30 for a minute, bro. You've been 30 for years. This is also a list of late 30s. Yeah. None of this stuff applies when you turn 30. This is like 35.

Yeah, this is like 35 up. I feel like I was probably my most degenerate from like 30 to 32. 30 is the new like 12. 30 is a great age because you're young again. Yeah, I think that a lot of times when you turn 30, it's almost like you're not that drunk feeling. It's like, oh, I could go like hard for like four or five more years. I could really keep on going hard.

I'm not that drunk. You're in your 30s, but when you're 30, you're so early to your 30s that you're a young buck again. I always thought when I turned 30, it was like, this is awesome because I'm 30, but I'm not old 30s like I am now, which sucks. Good until you're 35. The 30s are scary because some people in their 30s, they start to look like they are 60. That's when physically you can have some crazy changes. Is that me?

No, no, you look your age. It's funny when you look at high school reunions, and it's like the 5-year class, everyone looked kind of normal. Then the 10, and then the 15-year class reunion, and you're like, oh my God, you're fat and bald. Yeah, and I think it's the hair is a lot of it. If you're balding, it's tough. When people post old pictures of me

from early barstool days, they're like, dude, what happened? It's like, well, I was 27. That's what happened. Had a metabolism. Yeah. Yeah. Well, happy birthday, Kyle.

It was a great day. I loved turning 30. I thought it was awesome. Yeah, 30s are great early on happy birthday, Kyle. It was a great day. Happy birthday. I love turning 30. I thought it was awesome. Yeah, 30s are great early on. Yeah, exactly. Before things start falling apart. Did you get a picture? I don't remember turning 30.

Kyle, take a picture of him. That was like 100 years ago. Nick got me some fly Jordans. Yeah? Yeah. Get off his dick. He's not going to fall. That's cool.

I got you 10x that. Thank you. You got 20 pairs. Yeah, 20 shoes. I got the fuck my girlfriend got me the Rui Wizards jersey. Oh, pull it off. Poor timing. Take it off.

Maybe during the race. Hell yeah. I also might do these shrooms during the case. Oh, okay. No, you won't. I just don't want to be that. I will. Just an emergency shroom

That Rui jersey is game worn Fresh off her apartment floor He's like I don't need this anymore I'm on the Lakers Respect Right yeah I don't care For Rui? That's fucking sick

Let's come O'Bros with Rui Damn, bro, you deserve a birthday Shout out to B-Mal He knows what it means Okay, nice You wanted me, you wanted that I like this Kyle, he's a happy Kyle I haven't seen a happy Kyle in a while

Great morning shit was chocolate chip pancakes Literally, that's what I had for breakfast Those are the best I love it, for breakfast. Those are the best. I love it. I love it. Those are the best. Uh-huh. So you got all your presents already?

Most of them. What woke me up? Guess what woke me up? Great start to the morning. Crumble cookies. Oh. Bed? My sister sneak delivered them.

Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Did you eat them? Your bed? Yeah. It was great. Crumble in bed? It was great.

What did I do at the gym? What did I do at the gym? What did I do at the gym? I incline press on the five incline. So what grade is that? 225 times six. 225 times six. Whoa. God, bro.

What? And that's glamour. That's a little bit for you. That's your calling card. I put that bench down, and I'm repping it 12 times. What else did you do? What did I do? I did the fly machine, which is boring.

I hate it. I did the ab machine. Hell yes. I did the incline treadmill walk. Nice. How long? I just did a mile. Yeah, that's fine.

Get the blood flowing. Yeah, that's all I needed. It's great to work out on a birthday because you're like, this is how I am. And a fitness guy wished me how he knew. Yeah, it must all I needed. It's great to work out on a birthday because you're like, this is how I am. And the Planet Fitness guy wished me happy new. Yeah, it must be on the system. Oh, yeah, it's on the card, yeah. That felt good. That's where you go?

You go to Planet Fitness? Yeah. Really? Yes. And I feel like it's, yeah, that's like being back in the wrestling gyms. A good chance you get some kind of like ringworm or something like that. Yeah. I go to the, I've been to every one in Manhattan.

Every single one. I like to travel to different ones. There's like a thousand of them. And some of them are, the one I go to on Canal, they clean it around the clock. They have employees cleaning it. Some of them are the dirtiest places in the world. Yeah, yeah. Is that why I saw you in Chinatown that one time?

Yeah, that's where I was going. Yeah, you're like, I'm going to the gym. I was like, dude, we live next to each other. Yeah. The one close to us sucks. Yeah. Wow, you're just scouting out good gyms? Are you trying to...

I like just experiencing different planet fitnesses because they're all designed differently. Some have three levels, some have one. You're wearing in new neural pathways. Exploring different parts of the city. Are you the most jacked guy there? No. There's some big ass dudes that go there.

There's some poor jacked guys that go there. There's some poor jack guys that go there. The bottom line is you don't need much to get jacked. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, you just need some weights, bro. Toss it around. Please. All you need is your body weight, to be honest.

It's true. How's the gym going for you? I'm on my second week. I was supposed to go Thursday, Friday and saturday to him in person tonight i can't go so he's mad at me but he said i can eat the cupcakes i just have to log all the cupcakes into my app oh app you're using it's gonna be a lot i don't know his app he has an app i've seen the cupcakes they're not that bad they're not that bad not that bad where are the cupcakes slightly spider got a bunch in the fridge they're not that bad they're not that bad not that bad all right where are the cupcakes slightly spider got a bunch in the fridge they're slightly smaller than the ones we had that day that's good perfect yeah that's tiny as fuck yeah they're not that bad beer's only this

big too yeah we're doing mini small beers we also um we have what do we have six cupcakes that are gonna be three good three bad three good three bad we decided that it would we don't want to change the outcome of the case race so there's no like you don't have to drink a beer it's like what is it it's uh one of them's like someone you get to pick someone to do solo karaoke yep that's all one one's wet oh god damn it one's a wheel spin which we can create that wheel yeah we could. Yeah. There's one that everybody else stops drinking for 60 seconds, except your team. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah, so that would be good. Wow. Wow. And then there is the one that's replaced two beers with Zod's beer. Oh. That is going to be just horrific. Smells like a melted loaf of bread.

So, Kyle, don't pick that for your team. It's strong. Is it still fermenting over there, Zaha? Yeah. Like, what's the status? Yeah, so, because the lack of sunlight, it probably needs, it's not going to be that strong. Okay. So, ideally, with this lack of sunlight, we should have been out for like a week. The strength isn't what we're concerned about.

How is it going to go down? Right. That's going to be an issue, especially with cupcakes and all that. Maybe one beer? Maybe replace it with one beer? Yeah, I like that. One beer, TJ? It's closer to being a solid than a liquid.

Yeah. It's a milkshake. It's important to say that one beer sounds right. Zod was gone for a month, and the gift he brought back was porridge beer that mud. He refuses to drink. Yeah. That's funny, Steven. Are you guys excited?

Yeah. I am. I just want a fucking beer. Yeah, me too. This happens every time. I'm very excited. I had to reframe. I had to stop thinking about it as a competition,

which I'm sure we'll get into in a moment, but I was like, you know what? Hanging out, birthdays, cupcakes, beer. This is a great, how lucky are we? Yeah. And I'm wearing the shirt, by the way. Hell yeah. Face spray shirt.

What's the back of that say? Oh, that's tough. That looks good as fuck. Those are available. Brandon, Che, and Shane are on the Best Odds. Oh, Brandon, can you share with me what you shared with me yesterday? Brandon, Che, and Shane are on a text chain. Brandon said that Che and Shane are just complimenting each other.

Yeah, it's kind of sickening. The very beginning of the text chain, they're just overly buddy. They're being too nice to each other because they have this history with each other, and it's just, I don't know. I've got to find it. I don't think anything was weird. He said that he requested to be on my team, and I was like, all right, that's cool. Let's see.

Do you pal him? I mean, dude, that's cool. Let's see. Do you pal him? I mean, dude, that's how I talk, man. Shane Gillis said, Steve, I just want you to know I requested us to be teammates. Yes, I appreciate that. I was hoping the wheel lined up that way, but the result is great, and they just kept sucking each other's dicks. That was really it. And then we discussed face painting options, which I don't think we've actually

finalized so no one has so we might go random Nick had the idea let's just do random right now what do you mean like let's just pick thing generator yeah and all of us are just random I love that I'm down with that it's the pressure off of it it'll be like six things you pick one of them

yeah should we do that on the show or after the show? Because I kind of feel like this face paint is a little bit of a surprise. No, but once we get in the face paint, that will be a surprise. Yeah, true. Yeah, we ran out of – we were going to be three jokers. But you had wrestling. You had the best one. No.

We could put Goldust on there. Sass, before he got here, Nick and I were planning on, like, sabotaging him and just being like, you be this, and then we would be something like, oh. We decided not to have to say that. Good team unity. We didn't do it. No, it's actually.

It's like you guys are really all in this. It was great team unity that we didn't do that. Sass, if you want, you can honestly hop over on our team. First time. Why don't you just hop on our team and ride with us? First time we were all supposed to be the Joker, and then me and Owen got in, and everyone else came out in something else.

But we decided not to do that. All right. So that shows team unity. So how should we do it? So TJ, is there like a random noun generator? Definitely. Yeah. All right.

Get a paper. Yeah, this is perfect. All right. So let's put nine things on the... Can we click the unique square? What does that do? I can generate a list of things and then make sure that they're unique.

What if we... So you get five and you get to pick from one. Or should we spin the wheel and we find nine, we put them all on the wheel, and then everyone... What if some of them are like... Some of them suck. Yeah, we'll have to replace some.

Can we give you a test? Let's do a test. Six. Check that unique box. That's pretty good. I mean, that's pretty good. Yeah, dagger. Like wireless control.

You couldn't get face paint of wireless control. You put a mouse. If that was Sass, Sass would have to pick one of these things. Yeah, I think it makes you And you can do whatever you want with it. It just has to be that thing. Oh, a dagger would be sweet. That's awesome. Yeah. I think we all do this and you pick one

from the list. Oh, you have to pick one from the list. Or you could gamble and TJ can make it. If you don't like any of them, TJ can go one and that's what you have. Oh, I like that a lot. Last chance, yeah. Heck, you devious bastard. All right, so Che, you want to start? He's going to hit it, and then you have to pick.

Yep. Oh. Oh. Wow. You got a good one. I like this. This is a great one. Dude, cap.

Okay, great. All right, you want to rethink that? Yeah, I was thinking that too. You got a beaded necklace on there. Rosary wrapped around your face? Flush bear? Cowboy hat? I feel like that's tough to convey.

Cat is a cop out. Flush bear is nice. That is his list. Oh, it's his. Yeah, yeah, he's a cat. He's a kitty cat. Why don't we do it for Shane? Spice it up a little bit.

We'll just tell Shane what he's going to have to be. We could send him his six And he could pick from them So send him this He's got good ones too An ice cream stick Ice cream stick I think I'd go whistle I would go rat

He could be like Clippy That helpful paper clip Cat and a rat I don't want something living. Gum would have been funny as fuck. Yeah. A diagonal pink stick of gum. I wanted a chewed piece of gum for Halloween for like five years in a row.

Yeah, you didn't. Yeah. How did it work? All pink, and then I had a war shoe on my head. Oh, you were the gum. Yeah. Okay. I didn't know you.

All right, Sass, you ready? What? I'm up. Yeah. Is it random? Let's go around the room. Yeah. Okay. I didn't know you. All right, Sass, you ready? What? I'm up. Yeah. Just go around the room. Okay. All right. Who's up?

Panda. Perfect. We all doing animals? I would have been a... A truck would have been a truck. I would have been a truck. No, no, no. That's not truck.

That's trucks. Trucks. Yeah. I would have been trucks. Bachelor is good as well. Yeah, I'm going panda. Spoon, too. You're going panda? Yeah. Okay. I sent Shaneula is good as well. Yeah, I'm going Panda. Spoon, too. You're going Panda?

Yeah. Okay. I sent Shane his list. Give me mine. I'm trying to. Do I have to pick right now? Oh. Oh.

Low shame. Oh. That's a white splash on your face, dude. What are you thinking? Coffee. Do I have to pick right now? Yeah. You can also do the one.

You can go for the one. Oh. Do I go for the right now? Yeah. You can also do the one. You can go for the one. Oh. Can I go for the one? Yours isn't great. Mine isn't great. Coffee mug is my clubhouse leader right now. You can go for the one. Handbag.

What if you got like a thing of lotion on this cheek and it's splashing off across the other cheek so you're covered in. Go for the one. Go for the one. White cream. Go for the one. All right. Give me the one.

Wow. Oh. Box of Q-tips. Box of Q-tips. Oh, man. Perfect. As long as it... Honestly, I was just worried It was going to be something That was predominantly black Yeah

You gotta be afraid of A box of Q-tips is fine It's going to be great too When we're drunk And we're like Wait what are you Alright KB

Birthday boy Let's give the birthday boy nine What happens She says Like she can do a box of Q-tips She's got to try It could just literally be a box That says Q-tip

Yeah And maybe some strays A few strays. A few strays. Yeah. Tears. Yeah. Perfect.

She could do it. Nine for the birthday boy. Yeah. Woo. Okay. Screw. Cowboy hat was on the other guy's. That guy was on today's. What's a chenille stick?

It's a chenille stick. She did paper was on the first one. Helmet. A football helmet again. Oh, this is tough.. It wasn't the first one. Helmet. Your football helmet again. Oh, this is tough. These things can't be random if they're repeating. Yeah, this is out of everything. Stop clicking unique.

Pair of glasses. That'd be fun. Pair of glasses would work. Yeah. What? Go one. Go one. Birthday boy gets two.

Yeah. Want two? Yeah, give me give me two if that's okay yeah it's your birthday oh

easy easy which one bouquet I gotta do the flowers yeah flowers will be good flowers will be good alright I'm up

I look beautiful I go non-unique I kind of like that. Should I go non-unique? You can go non-unique. I don't know what that means. I don't either. I have no idea.

We'll find out. Oh. I like balloon. Wedding ring is dope. Yeah. Balloon, canteen. All right. Give him one.

Give me one unique. Wow. Give me one unique Wow Give me one unique And you have to do the one Yeah How could one be not unique Oh hit unique Hit unique

What do you think that does I don't know This is a big one Oh my god I feel nervous Nervous I don't know How am I gonna do that

I don't know That sucks I guess Just tell her like I don't know. How am I going to do that? I don't know. That sucks. Just tell her, like, hey, I'm a photo album. I'll let you take it. Yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Photo album. Good.

Great. This poor lady. It's not that bad. She's just painting faces for her job. Yeah, okay. Look at this. Brandon? All right, what do we got?

You need to get an animal to finish your team. Is Shane going to be the rat, or does he get to choose? I just texted him. We'll see what he says. Oh, he just texted. Rat. Rat. Okay.

So I got a cat and a rat, and I need to be an animal. Okay. Yeah. Anything would almost be. I don't and I need to be an animal. Okay. Yeah. Anything we don't need. I don't think you need to. We'll see. That's great to chase a cat. It's a rat.

And chase a rat. I'm hoping for, like, piece of cheese. Yeah. Oh, that's good. That's not mine. That's not yours. I want toilet. Fake flowers.

Oh, two cats and a rat. You got to roll with it, bro. I think I have to go cat. Yeah, me and Che both got to be cats. Cats and rats. Cats and rats. Cool. We could be different color cats.

Yeah, that's true. Well, we already are, but yeah, we can do that. Oh, Che, you should be a Siamese cat. Yeah. Been joined, I think. The word. Okay. This poor lady.

I don't know if this is easy. Two cats and a rat. Ooh. Yeah, there are things coming up way too often. We don't do unique. I think don't do unique. Loon? Loon is dope. Black balloon. There are things coming up way too often. We don't do unique. I think don't do unique. I don't know what that would do. Balloon?

Balloon is dope. Black balloon. Big Cat, what are you, a photo album? I'm looking for pictures of photos. And what's Sass? I think I'm just going to have her make me a book. So what makes them make a photo album on it? Yeah, I guess I'll be tissue box. How's that work?

Or needle would be kind of badass. I'm not going to spend too much time under the brush. Needle. Is she going to do that? All right, you don't want to go one? I'll go one. Yeah, go one. It's thrilling.

Getting just the text needle would be cool. It's the word needle? Yeah. Or like through your eye, like Scarface. Needle. And then just needle. I want to go one. I like the He's going one. Or like through your eye like Scarface. Needle. And then just needle. I want to go one. I like the gamble.

All right. It could be anything. Well, there's one flag. There's one that you probably. Yeah, or two. Two. I see cases. Okay, Isis.

Isis, right. I thought you were talking about Black Lives Matter. Oh. I might do that one. Okay. Kate. Matter. Oh. I might do that one. Okay. Kate. Okay. Six.

Shopping bag. That works. Oh, fish. Fish. Yeah, I got to go fish. Oh, you got to go fish. I got to go fish. Well, what's Kyle?

What are you? Flower. Bouquet of flowers. Bouquet of flowers, and I'm going to fucking what? A box of Q-tips? Yeah. Roan, you and I got screwed. These are terrible.

Photo album is just, I don't even know. I don't know what you're going to be. It's terrible. Do you redo it? I think they can redo it. I don't know. It's up to you guys. Photo album doesn't work.

I'm not trying to be a Q-tip. I'm not trying to be a hard guy. I think a bunch of Q-tips all over your face could look cool. That's not a box. It's loose. I'd say, yeah. Your face is the box. It's loose. You wore the box. Your face is the box. Oh, bro.

All right. Redo it. All right. Ron and I will redo it. Let's do... Well, I'm just saying, if I'm a box of Q-tips, I want there to be a box on my face. That's not paint. Yeah.

Let me both. Let's get more redo. Paint a box. All right. Let's do... What's cake going to be? Let's do a 10. Fish.

I don't know fish. Let's do a 10 between the two of us, and we have to pick out of those. Does she have the fine tip brushes that could get into detail for Q-tips? I'd imagine. She's a pro. I don't know. She said she couldn't do some stuff last night. She said she couldn't do Patrick Star.

I would think that she would just do, like, the logo, the Q-tip logo. Like, blue. Oh. I mean, mine will literally just be a book that says photo album. I'm fine with that. What color book? Chat, say, and redo also. All right.

Chat, say, and redo. That's really what Ronan and I were scared of. Chat being like, you guys fucked us. All right, so do 10, and Ronan and I have to pick from this list final. Wow. Oh, boy. Oh, should we be frogs? A lot of pills.

Oh, man. Did you hit unique or is it non-unique? Oh, these are unique. Let's go unique. Unique. I think unique we're going to get a lot of repeats. Let's see. Okay.

Oh, iPod charger's pretty good. I think you're going to throw a plush in front of everything. How is this unique? Outlet. Oh, the plug would be funny. Yeah. You want to be a plug and I'll be a television? Wait, an outlet?

Why is she going to do a television? I don't know. Just the, probably it's the two old ones. Oh, okay. I was thinking of the... I'll be... ...television ones. Gaz was at TV once. Turn off TV.

Oh, nice. I will be... These all suck. They suck. Just keep going until we get good ones. Okay. Keep going, keep going. Scallop shell.

I think you got to go off unique. All right, fine. Go off unique. Maybe a different generator. I would try a different generator. Generator is not general. All right, no, this one works. Batteries.

I'll be a book, and maybe it'll be like a photo op. You went from a photo op to a book? Whoa, this is pretty good. Candy cane before was good. Tomato. You want to be an octopus? You want to be a tomato? I'll be a tomato. All mean, candy cane before was good. Tomato. You want to be an octopus? You want to be a tomato? I'll be a tomato.

All right, I'll be an octopus. An octopus is good. Yeah, I'll be an octopus. I think that'll be funny, right? Yeah, I'll be a tomato. I don't want to be a book. No. TJ, can you go to a random flag generator for me to figure out what country's flag I'll let you guys pick?

I'll be an octopus. A random country generator? Yeah. How about the Nepal flag? Which one's that? It's not from Nepal. It has the... It's like octopus. A random country generator? Yeah. How about the Nepal flag? Which one's that? It's the one from Nepal. It has the six sides or whatever. Oh, it's the double pennant?

Maybe, I don't know. Yep. I feel like we should have done a random character generator. Yeah. Random fictional characters? Yeah. Random animal generators? We could just do it. Somebody could do one try of that. If animal generation oh shit we could just

do it somebody could do one try of that if we like it we can just do that too means I could use that oh yeah

supersede Brandon I knew that you're kind of like Cartman in that when it's someone else's birthday you need a birthday or you need a present too

huh so I got you I got you a present I got you your your Marge shop bobble. Oh, it's beautiful. Shotzi's on there, too? Yeah, Shotzi, her dog.

So this is yours, brother. Thank you very much. Damn. This is rare as hell. It looks rare in that box. Box looks old. Box is a little bit beat up, but if you want to unbox it, I mean, it's yours to do what you will with it.

I bet the resale will go down if you unbox it. I'd rather keep her in the box. Really? What? You don't even know if she's in there. Take her out of the box, y'all are gonna let Kyle destroy her. No way. It's already been opened, I mean. It's his birthday. I understand it's his birthday, but I just don't want Kyle to destroy this. He won't destroy her. I think you spent $200

on this. He did. Upwards of. It was worth it, I think, because it's for you. Thank you Rob And you deserve the nicest things On Kyle's birthday That's beautiful Oh

I didn't get you anything Brandon for Kyle's birthday Can you do the high end read I'm sorry bro Yeah What do you want I've You know

You gave me that Isring housing jersey And I I've never worn it I disrespected the fuck out of it. And I kind of lied to me along the way, which was fine, because it's your birthday. Completely disrespected the fuck out of that. If that's apropos of really nothing.

But I'll get you something. What do you want? Eric Byrne jersey? Oh, Byrnes-y. I want anything NBA. NBA? What? NBA? Yeah, Burnsy. Maybe. I like anything. I want anything NBA. NBA? What? NBA?

Yeah, the league. I didn't know if you were talking about NBA like a business degree. Oh, no, sir. NBA. Ben Simmons jersey. He's probably a villain away from it. He's like Ben Simmons. How about Michael Jordan?

How about Hakeem Olajuwon? No. No, no. How about any age? How about Shaq O'Neal? How about a white European player from the 90s? No. No? Not to bonus? Vladi? Vladi Divac, Peja Stojakovic?

Jet Lev? Tony Kukoc? You want a black guy? There's a t-shirt guy on the sidewalk. I want a black guy. A black guy. Simple as that. A current or a prior black guy? A black. A guy who used to be black. Give me a young ass kid.

Like Jalen Green or something like that? Paolo? Paolo Bancaro? I don't like him. What about Wagner? The young Wagner from... I'll take a Bol Bol. Not Mo Wagner, Franz Wagner, his brother. You want a bobo?

I like bobo. The organ dip? An organ bobo? Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah. Thank you. What size?

Large. So what is everyone again? Fish. Fish. Flag. Cat. Octopus. Flowers.

Flowers. Ron, what are you? I've got a tomato. Flag. Cat. Octopus. Flowers. Flowers. Ron, what are you? I've got a tomato. Tomato. And a cat. And then Shane's a rat. That's pretty good. What about TJ and Zaha?

TJ and Zaha, you guys want to pick them? Yeah, should we do the animals or the objects? Yeah, do the animals, and then we'll get even more upset that we didn't do that to start. And we'll probably just go back and do animals. Right. Mmm. That was pretty cool. We probably made the right choice. Lion is a good one, though. That's how you pick.

You pick for TJ, and TJ, you pick for Zah. Oh, okay. And his career. Do it. How do you say that? Our galley? Are you trying to say alligator? Oh, okay. All right. And his career. Do it. Do it. How do you say that? Our galley? Yeah, yeah. That goat-looking thing?

Are you trying to say alligator? That shit. No, that one. The goat-looking thing. Okay. A couple horns. And what is Zog going to be? Give my boy the alligator.

Yeah. I like that. She's not going to be able to do any of these. No. We're just going to end up doing the random ones. Yeah. What is Frank doing? He's walking with the tungsten.

Oh, my God. Smile on his face. He's very pleased. Or he's got a special... There he goes. Keep that back straight. Bend those knees. Back is never not straight.

It's true. He has great posture. Great posture. Kyle, I did legs today, so my testosterone is fucking. So did I. I did legs today, too. My testosterone is fucking. I skipped legs.

I'm supposed to do legs. I didn't do it. They told me to do it, and I didn't do it. That's going well. I'll do the high noon ad. Yep, you will. Green or? Not really. It's a kind of weird color. I didn't do it. That's going well. I'll do the High Noon ad. Yep, you will. Do you like green or not really? It's a kind of weird color.

Let's look at the magic ones. Yeah, I kind of want them. I don't know if I could rock the green and yellow. You could rock green. I'm thinking the magic one, the black. I do like the magic colors. High Noon is a hard seltzer made with real vodka, real juice, and sparkling water. I went back after yesterday's show and I looked. The High Noon is a hard seltzer made with real vodka, real juice, and sparkling water. I went back after yesterday's show

and I looked. The High Noon original flavors included watermelon. It is delicious. You were right. I looked at it too. I know. I know. Yeah, I was. That's why I brought it up. Wrong again. I'm so fucking stupid. Okay, Sax. Okay. High Noon is actually made with... Always wrong.

High Noon is actually made with vodka and not malt like other hard seltzers. Real vodka, real juice for real fans just like us. Head on over to your local liquor store and get some today. I know my favorite High Noon flavor. Rome, what's yours? Grapefruit. You look at the history of how I've talked about this,

and it's always been grapefruit. There's no flip-flopping, reading copy or anything like that. That's me speaking from the heart. No, I remember I loved grapefruit, and Rowan was like, what are you sipping? I was like, this is the grapefruit. You've got to try it. I've had it for a while, and then Rowan, I gave it to Rowan,

and he was like, I like this too. Thank you for showing me. You said that you wouldn't tell anyone that story, and I think that that's kind of fucked up. Do you like this orange? What's your favorite high-end flavor? Peach and watermelon. That's two flavors.

I know. You can combine them. Big old glass full of ice Peach and watermelon. That's two flavors. I know. You can combine them. Big old glass full of ice. Peach melon. Pop left, yeah. Peach melon. Head on over to your local liquor store today and get you some high noon. Are you about to get him?

I'm going to get him bowl, bowl. Oh, yeah. Damn. Oh, it's dad. You're going to have a father-son combo. I just went straight up purchase. Bullets Manute Bowl, and you get him Bowl Bowl. That's good.

We'll get him the whole bowl. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Let's get him some Hollywood Bowl merch while we're at it. Brooklyn Bowl. Yeah. Better rock that Manute Bowl. Come on.

You see that picture of Manute Bowl in the pool? Oh, yeah. One of the coolest pictures ever. You ever seen that? Yeah, it's disturbing. When he boxed, who did he box? Butterbean? No.

Oh, he did box somebody. It wasn't Butterbean. It was like Pete Rose or some damn shit like that. It was a fat person, though, I think. Yeah, like a fat athlete. Uh-oh. Was it William Perry? Was it Fridge Perry? So tall. Oh, I a fat athlete. Uh-oh. What was that? Was it fridge pair?

So tall. Oh, I love that picture. So tall. You do, Sass? Yeah, he does. We just look at that picture all the time. Is that your favorite picture? Is that your favorite picture?

Everyone would look at it. Everyone would be like, dude, look at this fucking guy. This is my first time seeing it. Yo. New bull legend. My favorite YouTube NBA highlight is him hitting six threes. Oh, yeah. He whapped him.

Speaking of NBA, if we get 2,200 likes on the stream, then I will release my pack. All right. Like the stream. Like the stream. That's very good. Yeah, you're on a little bit of a hot streak. Since we have a hard stop, should we spin the wheel soon?

Oh, yes. Good call. Good call. Good call, Kate. Just in case. You never know. And then, Nick, do you need a country? Yeah, I do need a country.

What's a cool one? Gambia. That's just three colors. I don't want three colors. The first country that has a symbol. Yeah, keep going. All right. Perfect.

So be it. You have four colors No One's white I'm gonna nix this One of the colors Shouldn't be white You're gonna nix it

I was hoping it would be nix It's his birthday The makeup artist Doesn't want to do All those little stars Alright I'll let you pick Kyle Country man No

Yeah Yes Yes Yes Ukraine Yes Yes Why not Yeah Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Ukraine. Yes. Yes. Why not?

Yeah. Yes. It's going to look so natural. Should we all do Ukraine? Yeah, you guys have your fun. We should all do Ukraine and make Shane be Russia. Yeah. Fuck, I want to do Ukraine now.

No, you guys did this to have fun. I'm sending a message. Listen, this will to do Ukraine now. You guys did this to have fun. I'm sending a message. Listen, this will just motivate our team. Yeah, you're right. Doing it for Ukraine. All proceeds go to Ukraine. Need a dub. Need that dub.

You see, I read an article today about sudden Russian death syndrome, which is just like it's kind of a play. Like they're just kind of joking. The fact that Putin just killing everyone who's a dissident, like a rich dissident. Yeah. Yeah. All these like really rich oligarchs have been like,

like three or four of them in the last two months have died by like falling downstairs or falling off of like patios and shit. Yeah. That's not a safe place to be. They're not even there either. of, like, patios and shit. Yeah, that's... Yeah, not a safe place to be. They're not even there, either. It's like... In the UK, they're killing, like,

Russian oligarchs in the UK. I think some of it might be, like, they're, like, Putin's calling them in, like, let's do this easy way or hard way. What's the easy way? Just jumping out a window yourself. Damn, why do they have to die? I would just be swearing allegiance.

I'd be like, dude, I love you, bro. You're probably going to live forever. It was a prank. Yeah, I was fucking around. You didn't get it? Dude, they're making it possible. There's like an episode of Dexter about that. Ukraine?

No. Oh. About a serial killer who makes people jump off of buildings and he never gets caught. Yeah. Oh, my God. Bro, they make it hard to fucking buy this shit, dude. about a serial killer who makes people jump off of buildings and he never gets caught. Yeah. Oh, my God. Bro, they make it hard to fucking buy this shit, dude.

All right, spin the wheel, TJ. I bought mine in two seconds. I mean, I'm on the fucking magic site. Go to Amazon. Fuck it. Amazon. All right, I'll go to Amazon. Oh.

Come on. Okay. Okay. Boop. Okay. I mean, what if the show ended before the case was? It could. I'll say right now, if it hits on mine and then hits on Death to the Yak, we will not be doing a case. No, Yak will be dead. Right.

That's it. What can you do? It's the wheel. I would love it to hit mine because I want a lobster roll real bad. Sounds great. He's going to have to buy me

a lobster roll. Run, get him a lobster roll. You're buying jerseys? What do you want, bro? What kind of lobster roll do you want? Ah, fuck. Oh, shit.

Oh, no. Uh-oh. What do we do if it is? Uh-oh. It's so menacing, too. Let's do a refresher real quick. What I've got there. The show was like my biggest thing in renegotiation.

Yeah. Balupa's on there. Okay, okay. Free solo. That's just having to do a certain amount of time doing the yak by yourself. Champagne real pain is you get to spin for a bottle of champagne or you have to put your hand in a rat trap. 10X food, I think, is a hot dog eating competition.

Kate's braces, that's self-explanatory. Balupa's also self-explanatory. What was the other one? Wait, what's Kate's Braces? You got to put them on. I'd rather the show. I'd rather the show. Spin again.

Oh, okay. Spin again. Yeah, spin again. Let's just hope we get bloopers. This would be nice. Alright. Tell me when. Go ahead. We're fine. We're fine.

Oh god. Oh no. Okay. This is bad for Kate too, right? Yes. This is bad for Kate, too, right? Yes. Probably worse for Kate. Yeah. What is this?

To put on Kate's braces for an episode. How about for one second? Yeah, I didn't know it was for a whole episode. I mean, they won't clip into your teeth like they do mine. You just got to have them in your mouth. Or like, how about a minute? How about 60 seconds? 60 seconds. 60 seconds.

60 seconds. No, she has old ones. We don't do it today. More than 60 seconds. She'll bring in her old ones. Well, let's spin to see who it is. And you can also brush them before. I would like to know.

Eliminator? Eliminator? Yeah, Eliminator. I'd like to know ahead of time. The old ones, by the time you're done the two weeks, no matter how much you brush, they are like yellow. You could clean them before. Oh, yeah.

I'll clean them. But it's... Yeah. This is diabolical. I'm on the wheel, too. Yeah, we all know you're not going to get it, though. You'll probably be first to get eliminated.

Tess, remember we've had this talk? Like, you just got to... Dude, I'm fine doing it. Go with the flow, and then if you get it then you complain. I don't care if I have to do it. I don't either. I don't want to see any of my brothers with this. Hate's also on the wheel.

That would be great. That would be the best case scenario. But you gotta go in the old you gotta wear the old ones. I'll do that. So it'll recorrect you back to your old teeth adding more time onto your Invisalign. Ugh, that Oh boy. adding more time onto your Invisalign. Oh, that... Oh, boy.

What if they're just like a perfect fit? A perfect fit. All right. Cool. You just keep getting her old ones. Yeah. You mind if I tag along on this journey? All right.

Just one step behind you. Follow in your footsteps. Oh, man. That's easy. Oh, sorry. Oh, I'm not getting it. Oh, you're not getting it. Oh, it's a liminator.

This would ruin your birthday, wouldn't it, KB? I used to drink at O'Donald's in Austintown. DJ. Abby. What? Handle Kate's braces for a fucking night. I don't know what you said. Yeah, what?

I said he used to drink at O'Donald's in Austintown. What was Austintown? Fuck. Austin? It's a suburb of Youngstown. Yeah. I used to live there. Youngstown has suburbs?

I used to live on South Raccoon Drive. Yeah. 15 months. I think it's... Well, it looks like a character out of a sitcom right now. It does. It's like the high school bully. All right, now I'm worried.

That's also just so you know that Billy dressing up as nice as he can. Oh, yeah. Might be Kate. Could be. Great. Why is Billy dressed up? I don't know. Macrodressing a lot tonight.

Oh. There it is. Oh, that's a shame. My heart can't take this. Even I wouldn't want to put the old ones in my mouth. Well, you might have to. Oh, I keep them all in a little plastic bag. Maybe Nick and Kate.

That sucks so bad. Why do you keep them? Because if you lose your current pair, you got to go back. This one's going to be me. I'm not even fucking worried about it. I'm not even fucking worried about it. Oh my... Nick. Hey, boys.

Fuck. I did McLovin pictures at Brewhouse, so I'm good. It was just fucking Natty Lay with water. Five dollars. All right, best of seven? Okay. Baby's up one nothing.

And you remember the taste when you put your retainer back in your mouth? Shut the fuck up. You're making it worse. Shut up, Kate. You're making it worse. Old spit taste. Oh! Old spit.

Oh. Go! Old spit. Oh. Oh, KB. You guys ever remember being in, like, elementary school or, like, middle school and, I guess, any grade, and you'd, like, be walking and you'd see, like, a napkin and you'd, like, move it or something and then you'd realize it was someone's retainers in it. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

That was Jersey Jerry's that year one day and mine were wrapped in a napkin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck is this? Is this what, 3-0? That's 4-0. Yeah. 4-0. Come on now.

Yeah. Oh, Nicky. I feel so bad. It's only 60 seconds. They're going to be clanking around in there. Oh. Oh. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. No, no. It's all Dan's fault. Yeah, it is. No, it's 100% my fault. It's okay. Hey, bring in two pairs. I'll put a pair in.

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no. I'm going to do it with you. I have enough for everyone now. I have enough for everyone. That's nice of you, but... I will be taking this trip with you. No, no, no, no, no.

Do it after me. Done. So gross. No problem. So gross. No problem. I get to start the waterfall. I'm passing them down.

I remember at rugby once, we had to pass an egg yolk from mouth to mouth down the line. Oh, what? I was the last. Was your coach a guy? No, it was our rookie hazing kind of thing. I love when rugby people always explain their rugby experience, and they're like, I didn't join a frat.

I played rugby. And then they tell a story, and it's like, this one time we had to all hold each other's dicks and walk around the field. You guys got burned with cigarettes, right? That was fun. Yeah, I was the last person in the line. Nick, we'll do it on Monday.

I don't want any sympathy. Okay. I'm doing it alone. I got this. I got this. I just need to wash them. Bring in two, Kate. I just tweeted last night about the spit string that comes out.

Oh, fuck! I know. Now I'm out. Yeah, I know. This is so gross. It has made it worse. You got this, Nick. Easy.

You've done way grosser shit than this. Yeah. You saw the underside of the toilet. Yeah, it does always seem to happen to me. I've done double ritz. I have two. I've got the swirly and I eat the hot chip. Fuck, yeah, you have six cupcakes after.

Eight during. Then I have all weekend to think about it. Yeah. Hell yeah. We're going to dominate. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to dominate. Two cats.

Oh, remember last at the Tank Race, every 15 minutes you played the Speed Demon song? Did we do that? Yeah, I did that. Yeah, it was fun. It was like a... I had a full pacer. I wouldn't mind a fun song for the case race.

Like a fun... I've been listening to Landslide all morning, getting ready to sing it. Yeah. I don't know what my karaoke song's gonna be. Probably Big Yellow Taxi. Why are your sleeves

so high, Dan? Doing Dick Pleaser by Lil Wayne. How's that go? Got a lot. It's one of his best songs, I think. Can't hear you, Che.

We're at 2.2K likes. Can you guys hit the Ridgewild ad and then I'll do the pick? There is no Ridgewalled ad. Got in the gym for one week. Bottom. It's Deese.

Deese. Deese for sure. Oh, you just didn't change the title of that. Oh, sorry. Yep, you're right. But yeah, just read the copy. Ron, hit that. I'm trying to buy this fucking jersey for the fucking birthday boy, dude.

Is it an ad? Jumping through goddamn hoops. Sass, you got this, bro. Also, Steven, we're not going to labor in our den tomorrow, are we? No, the reservations were not available for that day. All right, let's talk about Manscaped. Did you go on President's Day? You got the title wrong.

We're off. I know, but can you see? How did I get the title wrong? You got the title wrong. We're off. I know, but can you see? How did I get the title wrong? You got the title wrong. The ad is not for Manscaped. Let's talk about Ridge Wallet. Ridge Wallet is an ultra-slim minimalist wallet that holds up to 12 cards plus room for cash. There's over 30 colors and styles including, you guessed it, carbon fiber and burnt titanium.

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Zubak. Pat Bev's boy. Friday, February 25th. Check that date for Leigh Benardin. Okay. I can't. You can't? Shit.

I'll sync with you guys this afternoon. We'll show you the calendar. We gotta get it on the calendar. I'm gonna eat some fucking oysters with Nate. For the next case race? We might fuck. The aphrodisiac. We get a leg workout.

We have some oysters. Oh, my God. And hopefully, let's pray it's not a leg day. That's what I'm saying, bro. We do some Bulgarian splitties. I'm gonna be... We do some Bulgarian splitties I'm gonna be Up that We do some Romanian deadies

Little tiny ass Up that tiny ass What are you saying? Little tiny ass Do you guys wanna do April 6th For the next case race? Sure Cool

Wait what's that What's the day of the week? Thursday It might be final four Son of a bitch That's good mental organization by you, though. I always got my dates. I always got my sports dates.

It's a little late for the Final Four, huh? It feels like it's... No. Look up the Final Four. Okay. Yeah, no, I... It's kind of actually... Ever first.

Oh, what's wrong? Yeah, maybe apologize. Maybe apologize. I apologize to Brandon. A little what's wrong? Look at that. Maybe apologize. I apologize to Brandon. A little bit late. It's never that late. All right, so that date, let's lock it in. Oh, it's the first weekend of April.

April 6th. Dates are off. No, I mean you're in the right place. No, sometimes it's been that late, is it not? It's rarely that late. That would have had the championship game on the – that would have put the title game – the Final Four on the 8th. 6ursday true true true true you hey you're right yeah i know more sports than you it's fine when you were doing the debate funnest teams you ever watched did anyone say 2015 warriors

yes that was like immediately popped up yeah somebody said it a big f said it okay good i think the 2002 kings are way up there for me Yeah, somebody said it. Big F said it. Okay, good. I think the 2002 Kings are way up there for me. How come you guys, like, for your movie podcast, how come you guys keep on, like, having meetings about, like, deciding what movie you should watch? Because Clemmer wants to have a meeting about every goddamn thing. Why don't you just do the podcast on the days when the podcasts are

and never talk to each other outside of that? I love Chris Clemmer. And Kyle. I don't you just do the podcast on the days when the podcasts are and never talk to each other outside of that? I love Chris and Kyle. I don't know. I've never said a word to each other outside of the studio. Jeffrey Lowe's also involved. So I Why are you meeting about what movies? There's finite sports movies. You'll get to it.

We want to make sure the first one's the best one. We want to make sure the first one's good. We want to make sure the first one's good. We want to make sure the first one's good. It doesn't have to be first one's good. You want your first one to be the best? No, we want to make sure the first one's good. It doesn't have to be the best movie. It just has, you okay? Yeah, is this going to go on for like five minutes? Okay.

By the way, Brandon, did you, what did you think about Jeff D. Lowe's ruling on Ken Jack cheating? Oh, it was a little soft. Ooh. Really a shame. It was a little soft on crime. Also, it needs to be noted that White Sox Dave, habitual cheater, has never been punished at full game like Ken Jack got punished. Yeah, but does he win when he cheats?

Oh, yeah. That's the only way he ever wins. Oh. Is he good? I'm getting annoyed. They just announced. No, I'm angry. Major team changes.

Oh, yeah. Just a big trade in the dozen. Ooh. Mincy got traded for Clemmer. That Mincy clip. Can we watch that? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

We get to hit him if he sneezes again, right? No, because it's 88th of an orgasm, so he's about two away from nutting. I'm a full nut. Come on. Come on, buddy. Come on. It's going to be okay. Ron, where'd you get that number?

You going to be good? A sneeze is 188th of an orgasm? That's been done. 88th, 78th, it depends on which scientist you talk to. Oh, one away. Okay, pervert. DJ, switch to bust cam. I might be done.

Oh, not right. You edged. Yeah. The precipice. Yeah, I don't know. It looks okay. Welcome back. I don't know. It looks okay. Welcome back. It's coming back.

Oh, no. I'm always coming. And I sneak up. I'm coming. I'm in the gym. I come. I'm around dogs. I come around flowers.

I come. Yes. Yes. How was night two with Penny? Oh, yeah, Penny update. Way better. Anytime you want to send pics. She's sleeping bad?

New dog pics all day. Really? Yeah, we'll tell you when it's enough. You know how you said don't take her to the vet? Or not don't take her to the vet, but you said you'll want to take her to the vet for everything. And did that happen last night? I wanted to take her to the vet for everything,

and then I was like, man, Big Cat's right. I probably shouldn't. And then she's too dead. I got home. She was still coughing, and I took her to the vet. She has kennel cough, so she's a week on antibiotics. No other dogs. Stella had that too, yeah.

What's kennel cough? It's like when you're around other dogs in a kennel. Pretty much it. You might have kennel cough. What the fuck is going on here? This happens every time I sneeze that's big that you took her because now that's part of the

trust process you fixed her yeah yeah and she's already better they gave her some shots she's on anti-bees so you know did she sleep in the bed

did she last night yeah we don't have the fucking we don't have the fucking crate yet we ordered it from Amazon your crate's for travel only it's not just like an end table crate. Have you ever seen those?

No. They're nicer. They kind of go with the furniture instead of looking like this clanky aug crate. She's not going to be in it ever. But I think she craves a crate because she keeps on finding a place on the shelf that's only this big. She's finding a tiny area and like a bottom shelf, like a bookshelf, and she's like finding an area and curling up there on her own.

So I think she wants a confined area to call her own. She's used to sleeping though. Probably because she's been living in a confined area. Dogs like that though. They like to be like... Swaddled? Or like have their back like, they'll just sleep in between my legs. Yeah, yeah. Some shit like that. So hopefully

we find a way. But I also am hyper aware of not being an annoying ass, like, fucking look at my little pupper. Lucky ass dog. That dog hit the lottery. Why is that, bro? You get to raise it. Man, bro, I am going to shower it with love. KB, if you ever want A dog sit bro

Okay No Sass already asked Sass already asked Sass has dibs And then Brandon Has second dibs But you know what I mean

If you're gonna keep Complimenting me Sass about to feed That dog soul food With them shoes I like this I feel like I'm back

It's birthday every day. Cat. Trivia. Yeah. Lay it on me. The Bears played the 49ers in 2005. Right. Remember this game?

It was particularly windy. It was unbelievably windy. One guy, there was some guy returned. Nathan Basher? Yeah. What a play. All-time play. Play it real quick.

Nathan Basher returned. I want you guys to see this kick return. Nathan Basher? Yeah. What a play. All-time play. Play it real quick. Nathan Vasher returned it. I want you guys to see this kick return. Nathan Vasher returned a field goal for like 180 yards. It was awesome. I just need to see that. Evan Hester also did that against maybe the Giants? Yeah. You don't

see field goals get returned very often. No. Cromartie did it maybe? Yeah. And Nathan Vasher. Legendartie did it maybe? Yeah. And Nathan Vasher, legend. Was he a corner? Yeah, and he returned this fucking kick. It was awesome. Can we watch it or no?

Where'd he go, Texas or something? Yeah, let me just scuff it up real quick. I think he did go to Texas. I think he did go to Texas. Why, I reckon I'm... Does a hound piss in the high grass? Yeah, he went to Texas. Where's some trivia at Noah, motherfuckers, bro? We put that all together.

Dude, him saying Nathan Vasher before you could finish the question. Sorry, I ruined that. Oh, no, it was nice. Me saying Texas. Brandon confirming Texas. I feel like we all kind of know what, what the fuck? It's an awesome play. We're facing off in Arizona. Who?

Me and you, Skies. Did you, uh, have you ever? Yeah, you have gotten me a present. I've gotten you many presents, yes. So we're square. Square? Well, have I gotten you a present? A Mississippi State hat. That you never wear, yeah. You ask have I gotten you a present? A Mississippi State hat.

That you never wear, yeah. You ask for it and you never wear it. I believe you promised me a box of Mississippi State gear a while ago. I delivered you a shirt. I gave you a Mississippi State shirt. When? Don't know. Probably didn't.

The Mississippi shirt. That's very windy. There goes the kick. Yeah, it was awesome. Cut back. Oh, I know. He had to change the colors. It wasn't even well blocked.

Yeah, the Hester one was more of a rope-a-dope. I think it was against the Giants. Kind of like you guys in the green jerseys. Yeah. Look at that big guy out there blocking. What a play. What a play. Great play.

And I think... The old turf. Find the Hester one. Did they end up winning? play. Great play. And I think. The old turf. Find the Hester one. Did they end up winning? I can't remember. Just went to the Jags real quick. That was right when the Bears were like, that was the year before.

Saints thing? Yeah, they were starting to get real good. He did go to Texas. Mike Brown on that defense? He was always injured, though. But, yes, Mike Brown had the legendary. Fuck, what year was that? Name some of them Bears. 2000, maybe Mike Brown.

Nice pool. Mike Brown had back-to-back games, walk-off pick sixes. It was awesome. The best. Lance Briggs. Yeah, Lance Briggs. One of them was in overtime, wasn't it? Yeah.

Against the Browns, I want to say, was the overtime one. I got a question for you guys. Is Che paying for your guys' flights to Phoenix? Yes. Why? He is? Yeah. Is he actually?

Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah. He did say everyone was going to go. He did. Wait, what? This is the Hester one. And if I remember correctly, he faked it. Yeah, watch this.

And then he went. He didn't fake it for very long. No, but he had everyone kind of stop. Hester was the best. He's a Hall of Famer. Why is it so hard to return a kick now? It is crazy. We're just getting so much better, I guess.

Wedge rules. But even punts, I feel like the return numbers have gone down. Are they just that much better at covering you, do y'all reckon? I think they're that much more efficient at punting, too. Better punters, better coverage. Yeah. As far as getting the hang time needed to get the coverage down there. Are we going to end the show?

Because we said we were going to end the show. Oh, wait. Is Stephen Chay paying for those flights? For what? No. I was fucking around. Oh. Actually.

Once I heard the cost of the per person a week, I greatly outweighs the slush fund, even one person. Okay. That's crazy that we just gave Stephen $12,000. Yeah, that was weird. Just because of the wheel. You give it back. We tried to. It was tax. Yeah, that was weird. Just because of the wheel. You give it back. We tried to.

It was tax. Heavily tax. And so you still got at least half of it. Yeah, seven grand. Yeah, about that. I can't believe we gave Stephen seven grand.

$7,000. Just because of the wheel. What? You can never be mean enough to your brother. Just kidding. I love you, brother. Just kidding. I love you, kid. Fair, fair, fair.

Whoa. I got to go pee. All right. We'll see everyone tomorrow. Direct force. For the case race. Get excited. It's going to be fucking awesome.

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