The Yak - It's the First Ever Fellas Friday | The Yak 9-8-23

Episode Date: September 8, 2023

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20% off your first purchase. Promo code YAK. Is our new tech guy a Packers fan? Oh, God. He just, he just. I mean, full ass Pack mean full ass look at that he's around the corner oh no okay okay go back to your little hole enough out of you no shout out our new uh we got we got a whole new tech team coming stefan's powering them all up is stefan a boss now oh is he you boss are you a boss you have a title

your boss okay by default that didn't feel like confidence with that also vikings fan yeah no i know that that means pete is their grand boss he's yeah kind of like frank has a god brother yeah he does wait i've never thought about that oh every time he says that i'm like frank what do you mean and then he goes explains it his abe is his god brother is abe's dad is frank's godfather okay so frank's god brother and then i asked frank how far does it go he's like well i have a couple god cousins as well some god cousins yeah i don't think that's how it works but it does for Frank yeah I want a gathering of his God his entire extended God family God family um what's up

everyone hey how we feeling Steven anything to say yesterday was maybe the worst day of your life no it was fine. Oh, okay. Did you realize it had happened before? Yeah, I didn't fully realize, but it did happen. I don't think anybody, yeah, I guess we all got the same deal. I do feel a little bad. Can I say that?

Am I allowed to say that? No. No, you cannot say that. Wait, bad for who? You cannot say that. He had a parking space made. No, you can't say that. I saw a couple.

Yes, you did. No, I can't say that. I saw a couple. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. You greenlit it. Greenlitting it has, it probably wasn't made before you greenlit it, was it? No, it was. You greenlit it after it was made? Yeah, he said, hey. It was during the show where that came out that that was my title, and then he DMed me.

He's like, hey, I got this for you. I'm going to put it up. And I said, oh, cool. What's going on with Che? Che, why don't you move it up? Do not feel bad, Titus, whatsoever. I guess, like, you saying it was the worst day of his life and knowing I had an active part in someone's life.

But did you hear his answer? He said, no, I'm fine. He doesn't take damage. He doesn't take damage. Yeah, he's unflappable. Yeah, I was more mad than my bet loss last night. Yeah, I saw a couple people were like, how could you joke about Stephen Che's job

when you guys just laid people off? Just so we're clear, I thought it was clear, his job was never in jeopardy. The funny part is that he takes a fake title that seriously, that taking away from him, which doesn't change anything about what he does here, because it was a fake title. It doesn't change anything. Anything. It was a fake title, but it meant so much to Steven, even though it was a fake title, that he made a fucking parking spot. And he can get it back.

I mean, your idol did tweet out that you were fired. Yeah. Yeah. That's got to hurt a tiny bit. Yeah, that wasn't ideal. The Shefty part was the worst part by far. Well, just so you know, I've already put the wheels in motions to get that tweet on a big poster board that will be prominent in the new office.

But you had to expect that to happen. Yeah. Well, I also have the opposite of that, a framed photo of the original tweet. Yeah, we'll be taking that down. But can you look at that original tweet without knowing what happens next? Yeah, you block it out. I grew up Catholic. Definitely can.

What does the data mean? I grew up Catholic. Being immediately 0 and 1. what does that do for oh yeah that also happened that happens i mean put up pics sometimes they come you put out you put out data yeah the pics but the data is what is being used okay oh we don't want to do this all yeah that was yeah that was always oh my god um all right so yeah we're gonna it might be a slightly abbreviated yacte group i'm taking everyone to the cubs game thank you za went last night and got a foul ball ball yeah how did you get a foul ball za uh people people can't actually catch you caught it no i people were trying to catch it ended up on the floor and i picked it up little man wins fuck yeah that's incredible oh did you go with

uh security guard danny oh yeah how many titos and waters did he have two just not liar not two Two. Just not a liar. Not two. Two, three, one after the game. Okay. All right. Oh, 40 ounces? Yeah. We were having a debate earlier this morning about are you obligated to give the ball to a child? Can you tell them where we have the debate, please? On the test run of Mostly Sports.

Yes. How'd that go? We hate each other okay perfect yeah um it's like all your other shows yes yeah you're talking to me or him you oh okay yeah uh go ahead titus are you obligated are you obligated to give a foul ball to a child if you catch it no uh and then if you are like what age is like because you know if the child is like 15 years old i I don't think that. That's not a child.

No, that's not a child. So if we're sitting there today, one of us catches a foul ball, and there's an eight-year-old in front of us, we all have to give the ball to him. You have to. No. Yes. No. Why? You don't.

If you. Are you going to pull the I've got kids at home? No. All right. It's actually, I think, very simple. If I catch the ball, I'm keeping it. If it hits the ground and I scurry and grab it, then I might give it away. Because catching a foul ball would be the fucking coolest thing ever.

But what are you going to do with it? I mean, you, I guess. I'm going to have it and be like, I caught this foul ball. You have a, I'm sure you have cooler shit at home. There's a Sandy Koufax ball in the office right now. We were just playing catch with it. Where is that? Back in New York.

Oh, no, I brought it back. I brought it to Chicago. Yes, shout outs to you for giving that to me uh tuning to barstool sports advisors tonight i actually forgot he gave it to me and i tried to re-gift it to him oh you didn't yeah i swear to god i i just saw it in my house i was like i need something for stew to start the season i was like here i got you sandy for co-factor ball he's like dude i gave that for your son. Oh, no. Cool. Yeah, I don't think you have to give it to a kid.

That's general. That's protocol, right? If there's a scramble, you give it to the kid. If you catch it straight up, you keep it. If the kid is sickly, you give it to the kid. Oh, yeah, you got to make a quick. I think it's just a dangerous game to play in 2023 when everyone has cameras that you might feel like you're at a game that no one's watching and no one cares about, but next thing you know, there's a clip of you

defending a ball from a top. You shouldn't wrestle it away. Well, no. You can't wrestle it away from people. If I catch the ball right now and there's a kid sitting right there and he's hanging his head and his dad's patting him on the back. Yeah, be better. That's the tough clip to be the guy holding it.

You could still be the main character on Twitter if that happens. Yeah, you would still be killed. Does the kid have a glove? The kid has a glove. All right, so then he should have caught it. Like, I mean, what are you talking about? He's got a glove. Okay, now, are there tiers of acquiring a foul ball at a game?

Obviously, number one is catching the foul ball. Yeah. Number two is catching it off a rebound. I would say tier one. Or is that still catching it? S tier is catching it in a beer while holding a baby. That's automatic number one. Yeah, but if you don't have a baby.

It happens like once a year. What? What if you catch it in your mouth, though? That would be awesome. What about if you. What if a chick caught it in her cleavage? Cleavage. Big old titties.

No, home run's obviously number one. And you know what they do at Wrigley because everyone throws it back, the bleachers. Guys who are like vets, bleacher guys who go to every single game, they bring another ball. So if they catch a foul ball, they throw the other ball back. Or catch a home run. They keep the home run ball.

You've got to be quick with your hands. They are. They're set. If you see it, there's a few guys that have a glove and they have an extra ball sitting next to them. No, that's not – Yeah. That's –

That doesn't matter. That's not the spirit of the game. That's just – You've got to throw the back of the home run. I'm excited about going to Wrigley. Yeah, it's going to be fun. We're going to have a fun little afternoon. Yeah.

Where's – so Kyle's on his way. He said running late chaos ellipses okay we don't know what that means i gotta be three dots where's mook mook get mook over here i want to i want to i need mook's confidence to help me unveil something oh yeah unveiling yeah you're using mook to unveil yeah i'm i've discussed it with mook and and I would like to... Ah. A new character online. Interesting. Yeah, he's a new character online. That's very interesting.

Yeah. Mook, come here. Like, it's a real person? It's a real person. It's maybe... I'm going to clarify right now. I need everyone to be cool about it. Okay.

Oh. Because he's innocent. What about Mook? Mook. Oh. He's definitely a little racist. Do you think, I was made aware last night that that guy I showed you online, remember him, who I found him when he had like 600 followers?

No. The guy in- Oh, yeah. Yes. So he has like, actually like 25,000 followers on Instagram and people know about him? Do you think it's fair now? He's fair game? For sure.

Okay. I think he's been fair game. Okay. All right. Tony, do you guys follow Tony P in DC? Okay. There we go, TJ. Yeah.

I mean, Tony P in DC is like the best. He's the best. Have you never seen him? No. Okay. So he, again, I want the internet to be nice. Yeah. I want internet to be nice yeah fans be nice tony p in dc is a a guy who lives in dc i think he's from boston and he bostonian living in dc

24 year old bostonian living in dc and he does vlogs of his day and it's like the weirdest thing to watch someone use the Internet for only like the purest sense. And yeah, he's like Adam Jockle 2.0. Oh, yeah. Yes. I'm in on that. Yes. Yes. And he is the sweetest guy ever.

You don't know who Adam Jockle is? No. So not a world of T-shirts vibe. No. No. He's chaotic evil. This is chaotic good. I haven't seen this guy adam jockels uh probably chaotic good he's also like a hot guy now i was just thinking i was just thinking is

there a way we could like just show it yeah instead of like tony p and dc is good good describe it no no i like i like the mystery being oh oh yeah this is tony pianista he's 24 yeah he shows off his fits oh yeah um give us a vlog we could could be. Oh, Kyle's here. He's fully there. He's a 24-year-old bachelor in D.C. On Friday night, I stopped by the liquor store to grab some wine before having a dinner date at my house where I made seared scallops. On Saturday morning, I had breakfast with a dear friend at Cafe Riggs where I had their pancakes and eggs with their signature butter-infused maple syrup.

That was incredible. He made his friend do that? Across the street to the National Portrait Gallery, where we took in the many pieces of modern artwork, beautiful nature scenes, historic artistic tributes, as well as the Hall of Presidential Portraits that did not disappoint. To close it out, we spent some time walking around in the gallery's serene atrium and courtyard. After the Portrait Gallery, I met up with another friend to take in the D.C. Jazz Festival. He just lives like the nicest life ever.

He's so pure. So pure. Aw. Oh, does he like everything? Everything. I'm very good at your friend. and how you could conduct your own tasting of different beverage types. On Sunday, I attended one of my golf tours at Lake Presidential in Maryland where we had an intense match that stayed closed throughout the day until the very last hole. I had my share of good shots, but the swing still lacks the consistency I'm looking for. It was great to get out there on a pristine day and hang out with some truly great people. To close out the weekend, I hosted a dinner party with my Arlington friends

where we had a massive spread of Andy's pizza and some delicious homemade foods. We also spent some time catching up on my rooftop and played a few rounds of Cards Against Humanity. Oh, he's a little twisted. He's the best. He's awesome. I didn't know that people use the internet this way. Kyle, thoughts? On this guy? I hate him.

Yeah. No one's that earnestly happy nobody thought any like that thing excited is this your first time seeing him who is this tony p and dc yeah so is the arm cross his signature move yeah look at that bang and oh yeah yeah i wouldn't be surprised to find out he killed someone. At all. Did he have one thing that made him viral? How did he come into your purview?

Some Twitter account tweeted a video of him being like, Tony P and DC had a huge weekend. It was him going to a bunch of museums and spending time with his dear friends And I was like what like it was very rare on in 2023 when you're on the internet You see someone who is so pure and putting out content in such a pure fashion. It like stops you in your tracks

Monday Monday, so do people do people get there? He's not 24. What are the comments? What are the comments at EJ? I think they're positive. Do they kill him? I feel like he's like 50 years old, like a newly divorced dad. I honestly... Talking is your real life. Look at that. The glasses.

I love fellas. I found a fella... Well, Jeff D'Lo showed him to me with a football season back. He's a Panthers super fan, but he dresses as Thanos, and he goes by Panthos. Oh, yes. It is horrible. Apparently, he's a very nice guy, but it makes no fucking sense. Wait, is he, like, earnestly putting stuff online?

I think so. Okay. Do you know about Panthos? Yeah. He's the glove. I like this. Oh, yeah. Panthos.

Panthos rules. Does he talk? He's kind of mysterious to me. I think Jeff has talked to him. Is that a mask or is that his mitt? I don't know. I think it's a mask. How much thought goes into this?

This guy goes to the game as Panthos. Look at that. Oh, yeah. Yo, Panthos rules. What a beast. Did you see the Lions fans last night? Oh, yeah. They were weird looking. Lions had weird fans. That's like movie quality. Yeah, thatantos rule. What a beast. Did you see the Lions fans last night? Oh, yeah.

They were weird looking. Lions have weird fans. That's like movie quality. That looks really good. That looks like a shot from the Avengers film. It's got to be so hot in there. Super fans are my favorite. Oh, I don't want to see that. Yeah.

We can't see Pantos without his stuff on. What is this? Yeah, it's like super fan in Detroit Times. Can Pantos hit bombs what was that one more up top left is this panthos this is tough to see yeah that they film it on like oh big horse oh no that was a gapper what the hell maybe not wait is he playing against children? All right, Panthers. Are you playing against children?

What league is this? What's going on? He's playing in a 15U league. Yeah, he's playing American Legion. Game changer, he says. Oh, he ripped it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he ripped it. Oh, yeah. Damn. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he ripped it. Oh, yeah.

Damn. That's a sweet swing. Yeah, I love all these people. I have an Instagram account that I've been obsessed with that I don't know if anybody's aware of. Are you aware of a kid named Zeke Sanchez? No. TJ, pull up Zeke. Oh, this is good.

I have another one. The name is Zeke Sanchez. Yeah. Yeah. I have another one. Are we sharing fellas today? I think we're sharing fellas. I'd love to. Let's talk that out yeah I have another one um are we sharing fellas today I think we're sharing fellas let's talk about it I got a few fellas oh shit oh whoa Mark why are you holding this out on us this guy's fucking incredible fucking Zeke Sanchez

Zeke Sanchez how did you not tell us about this with With the gifts in the comments. I just came up with my algorithm like a month ago. And I've just. Oh, my God. Oh, no. No, no. Hey, now. Go past that. I disavowed that. Stop it.

Stop it. He's so good. Oh. That's fucking good. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

He enters like actual diving competitions. That was beautiful. Look how good he is. Oh, my God. He's majestic. Look how good he is. He's majestic. That's kind of incredible, right? Look at this guy. He's like 16 years old, I think.

Oh, it's a kid. God, he's the best. Wait, that's a child? He's incredible. Oh, boy. I've seen fat guys flipping on these. He's the fattest one. He is the... Kudos to engineering. This is the one I think I've seen. Dude, on these. He's the fattest one. Kudos to engineering. This is the one I think I've seen.

Dude, he can move. Wow. How is he not getting thinner? Yeah, he is. He's incredible. He's an insane athlete. I'm mad at you. How long have you worked here now?

I've saved this for this moment. This is day one stuff. Who else has a guy? Does anyone follow the Crazy Boys? Oh, yeah. You've been on the Crazy Boys for a while. Yeah, the Crazy Neighbor. That was a hell of a saga.

I'm big into, I talked about it on Anus, looking at the author Dean Kuntz right now. Oh, yeah, he looks like a Lego. I'm real big into looking at Dean Kuntz. Play his videos on mute. Can you play some Crazy Boys? Do you know the Crazy Boys, TJ? What does Dean Kuntz look like?

You'll be shocked. He's a Lego. Oh, boy. Why is he patting his dog like that? I don't know. I've been real into him. Is he holding a remote? He's worth a quarter million dollars, a billion dollars.

A quarter billion. Holy shit. Where could he be hiding all that money? Dean, is that his real name? Yeah, yeah. Famous model. How would that be a fake name? I don't know.

You wouldn't want that to be your name. Well, if your last name's Koontz, you probably got to figure out, like, if you're like Sylvester Koontz, probably got to. Sly Koontz. Yeah, Sly Koontz. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Dean Koontz.

Every once in a while I'll save fellas I find one second. Yeah, the best. I mean, my number one fella has always been Danny Boy Kane, and he just had to do a press conference because Gary Gator started a rumor that he has a Pornhub NIL. So, NIL deal, yeah. But he doesn't, does he?

Why? I didn't watch the press conference. It literally came out like two seconds ago. So you don't know if he does or if he doesn't? I don't think so, but Gary Gator's a real son of a fucking bitch. If I ever see Gary Gator in an alley, I'll fucking give him the business. Yeah, Sharon Fells, anyone else got a fella?

I don't have any fellas. My fella's on YouTube, which is Indy Yak Angler, who's the guy I watch every night when I go home. I've told you guys about Indy Yak Angler before, but I want to shout him out again. He's a fisherman? He just GoPros his entire fishing trip and i just watch him i watch him go up and down these north dakota rivers and i love him so much is this like one of those things like if you can't fish watch but i have i can fish i have a lake sounds like how how many fish have you caught because i i've noticed when you moved to your lake, you were posting pictures of you catching fish. I'm not going to lie.

How many about every day? You haven't posted a picture of you with a fish in a while. I haven't figured out the late summer bite on the lake. I haven't. I haven't figured out how to. What about that one fish you keep catching? He won't even bite anymore. Oh, shit.

Yeah. I don't know. What have you tried with the late summer bite? I've tried the crankbaits, of course. I've tried worms. I've tried all manner of fish catching baits, but I haven't been. What have you tried with the late summer bite? I've tried the crankbaits, of course. I've tried worms. I've tried all manner of fish-catching baits, but I haven't been able to do it. So if anybody knows how to catch fish in September in Wisconsin, please let me know. There's probably some, like, seven-year-old neighbor you have that just throws a hot dog on the hook.

Probably. Probably. The Twinkie. You ever fish with the Twinkie? I fish with bread. Yeah. Twinkie. Yeah. Is the a Twinkie? I fish with bread. Yeah. Is the bread not just like... Let's see what he says.

I don't know. Addressing the Pornhub. It's persistent and I feel the need to address this issue right now. Now, Gary Gator says, quote, unquote, I have an NIL deal. There's a couple problems with that. One, I don't have an NIL deal.

I never have and I never will get an NIL deal. Those are for student athletes. Number two, anyone that tells you that I quote unquote have any NIL deals, a lie. If it doesn't come from me directly, it is simply not true. I will say this yet again because people still don't understand this. I don't have any NIL deals and I never will. Okay? Those are for student athletes. I am not a student athlete. Therefore, NIL deals do not apply to me.

Okay? I'm a sycophant. I feel I should have to address it, but I have to set the record straight. There is no deal. If any deal was going to come straight to me. me you give a quick 30 second biography on this man yeah danny boy cane number one uh cane fan in the world uh and he's just

electric he he he bleeds miami hurricane football like he is just a diehard, diehard fan. He came to fame because, similar to this, he had to release a press conference because the message board, it was Hulkacaniac, Papa Kane, and Sebastian99 were all saying. He's a message board guy. Yeah, they were all saying that Danny Boy Kane had uh swine flu and he had to address that yeah yeah so he and now that if you could you could find the original video was there a fight with a bear at some point no there was never he never encountered a bear if he had encountered a bear he would have run out of there like carl lewis okay yes yes they were saying yeah he got he encountered he he got he's got eaten by a bear and that he had swine flu.

I love it. He's the best. I met him in person. I met him at the Final Four. He's as passionate a fan as you could ever get. Well, good for him on his Pornhub NIL deal. See, that's fucked up with you. Yeah, you just said it's not true. Did he?

You're Gary Gator. No, I apologize. I thought. You are Gary Gator. Okay, all right. I don. You were Gary Gator. Okay. All right. Because he never. I don't like what you just.

Pornhub. I'm guessing Gary Gator is like a rival Florida Super Bowl. Yes. There's like a subset of five of these guys for every single school. I love message boards. It's been a while. Titus, did you ever get active on one? Yeah, of course.

Yeah. Like in the early days of the internet. Yeah. It's hard to do now. It's a very dark place. Message board geniuses is one of the best followers on college football Twitter. Yes. Today, he just goes and finds the best message board posts

and puts them out, and they're wonderful. Are there any that are, like, super active? Oh, they're all cooking. They're all cooking. Yeah, there was like a three-year window in my life where i would have believed anything i read on a message board i would go to high school and just be like you guys fucking see what they're saying like dead spin comments back in the day we're like yeah i don't know you read all that shit i wish yeah i wish message boards like that

was internet 1.0 that was so nice and like it was obviously people would just lie all the time but it also felt pure in a weird way yeah it's like people getting becoming friends with each other on message boards yeah in real life yeah it was the first time anonymity really beget characters too yeah and i guess still does do you want to find that original danny boy it's it's out there you can just watch the first 20 seconds. When the new office opens, can we start like fella con? All the fellas. We can gather as many as we can. I would love to get all our fellas.

Are we going to do fella Friday? Because I'll bring one every week. I could bring a fella. Everyone brings a guy. New guy. Yeah. We have one on ZeroBlog30 that we're always sharing. His name is Edward Edwards, and he's a Marine veteran who hangs out in his basement

surrounded by Marine Corps stuff. I sent TJ his TikTok account and... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Morning. Why did you say this, fella? Temple dogs! Oh, oh, oh!

It's a Monday morning, a whole fresh week. Everybody get your asses up. Get motivated. Get locked, cocked, ready to rock this week and make it a good one. Look how long the video is. Oh, shit. 20 minutes.

Yuma, Arizona. Hawaii. Wait, can you go to the other one I sent you, TJ? Paris Island. I like, Arizona. Hawaii. Wait, can you go to the other one I sent you, TJ? Parasite. I like this guy. Devil dogs. He almost always ends up chugging a whole bottle of liquor in these. No.

You always end up feeling a little motivated, and then you feel a little sad at the end. Is this just general life motivation, or is he like a weightlifting fitness guy? If you look at his thing, it's just like thousands of these. Like every day, he's plugging away in his basement, motivating you. But that's our guy. Oh, wow. This is our guy. Good feed.

Great feed. Oh, my God. Oh, we can get him in. He lives in Illinois. Yep. I would spell itCon to be ending. Dude, you know who should be like the we need to have a

keynote speaker at FelaCon? It's gotta be Shoenice. Shoenice. He's the original fella. He's in our comments, right? He's always lingering around. Yeah. We probably wouldn't be able to have a melting pot of fellas if he was there. He overextended his welcome in the Yaks chat community.

Oh, no. How the fuck is that possible? Him and his five alternate accounts are all back in the chat. Got it. But Shoe Nights is the original fella. I feel like everyone found him first. Yeah, he's one of the first internet fellas. Is Frank a fella?

Yes. Oh, yeah. Frank is someone else's fella. Yeah oh yeah frank is someone else's fella yeah no there's someone there's an alternate universe right now where they're sitting around being like did you see the new frank the tank yeah video it's a big time fella he might be too big for a fella now but uh not literally fuck you guys uh i hate it when a fella that you find gets too big right well yeah like tony p and dc like's going to probably be the next Jimmy Fallon. Yeah, yeah.

Easily. For sure. That's his trajectory. Yeah, he's on the path right now. Adam Jockle's becoming a model. Really? Yeah. He's full-on partnering with brands now,

and it's like, ah, I'm worried about Gene Markeith. Who's that? Oh, he's friends with Florida Boy Val. He makes his own fits. He had the Hennessy shoes. Why are you worried about him? He's going to blow up big. I think he has his head in the right place because he's more prioritizing.

No, go to his dead head. That guy's already blown up. Wait, did he post his double shirt? No, the top one. The Hennessy shoes. Oh, my God. I need them. Wow.

Wait, there's Hennessy in the shoes? Where do we buy them? I'll buy them for you, Nick. I'll buy them for you. And his captions are so fucking funny. Been savage, but now I'm 21. My favorite one is not Jewishish but the drip is real oh oh look at that's a long hoodie

oh it is oh i love him that's a that's a good fellow right there. Top notch. Wow. And he makes all his shit. He's a designer. Yeah, that's a great fellow, Nick. Brandon, how do you not have any of the... What are you doing on your... I do. I have fellas.

He's got ladies. I've already called out my fellas before. There's a big difference. He's got Livvy Dawn. I called out... He's got... What's the other woman? I called out Garrett, the guy in the Everglades that just walks through and steps on alligators

head. Who's your other girl? I don't have any other girl. You tell us your other girl. Livvy and Brecky. Brecky. Brecky. Yeah, Brecky.

Well, there was drama there. If there's a hot, blonde, big-titted SEC girl. Let me see your explore page. Let me see your. One hundred percent no. And I don't even. I don't even go on Instagram like that. So I wouldn't. I wouldn't know. What do you mean you don't go on Instagram like that? You go on TikTok. I don't even go on Instagram like that, so I wouldn't know. What do you mean you don't go on Instagram like that?

I don't go on Instagram. I go on TikTok. Yeah, that's where the titties are. Oh, I have a guy. I have a good guy. Lockdown Lenny. Okay. You guys ever seen Lockdown Lenny?

TJ, do you know him? We posted him getting burnt on a two-point conversion. He got blown up. Yeah, the two-point conversion is all time. Wait, Lockdown Lenny? So he's like a 4'11 high school football player. And he is like he's a shark. He's an animal.

And he posts his highlights on Instagram, Lockdown underscore Lenny. And there is a video of him defending a two-point conversion that is just unreal. Go up higher. How did you find this guy? My algo. Left, I think. I'll find it. How would we know?

It has a... Oh, that was locked down. Oh, he's the defenseman? Okay, go all the way down. And there it is. Yep. Oh, I've seen this one. the defense okay go all the way down and there it is yep dude lockdown money great game dude a good catcher had great blocking great

yeah you know what though i like that he his bits. That was a great route. Yeah, I know. I mean, that was just textbook. Devontae Adams is on him now. Devontae Adams? Yeah, Devontae's trying to help him out. Yeah, he might get too big. He's working.

This is like good, wholesome internet. Yeah. TJ, if you go up a couple, he gets blown up by a quarterback. By the quarterback? Yeah. TJ, if you go up a couple, he gets blown up by a quarterback. By the quarterback? Yeah. You'll see the caption. It's either that one or the one next to it. Well, he's locked down Lenny.

He's not tackle Lenny. Right. Is this varsity? This is it right here. Yep. Oh, no. Oh, no. Here comes the lockdown.

Oh, no. Oh! Lockdown, no. Here comes the lockdown. Oh, no. Oh! Lockdown, man. Dude, he put his face in there, though. Dude, he's next up. He went for it. He might be... Fuck you, fucking soccer.

Fuck you, fucking soccer. That's straight to the point, man. You think lockdown Lenny could lockdown Baby Diggs? No. Yeah, no shot. No shot. I want to do Oklahoma's with him. Baby Diggs?

No, Lenny. Oh. Yeah. I don't know who'd win. Yeah, but if you lost that, that would be tough. Luke, can we send you out there to do that? Yeah. I'll put the pads on.

I don't know. We don't have to dox where he lives. True. I think Texas. You can see what Texas. Okay. Lockdown Lenny. I do respect anyone who posts their miss.

Yeah. You know what I mean? They post only highlights. The other highlights are like me playing running back and getting a four-yard carry. Hell yes. So he's putting up numbers. If you average four yards, you get a first down every time. Exactly.

Those are facts. What other fellas we got? I like this. Fellow Friday. Yeah, this might have to be a segment. Everyone brings a fella. We just bring a fella every Friday. Show and fell.

Oh. Ooh. Do you have the Crazy Boys? Does everyone here know the Crazy Boys? I don't know the Crazy Boys. Yeah, I've never heard of them. Sass brought them all to the act once here know the Crazy Boys? I don't know the Crazy Boys. Yeah, you've never heard of them. Sass brought them all to the act once. Yeah.

Crazy Boys are electric. Crazy Boys, Crazy Neighbor. Yeah, Crazy Neighbor. Crazy Boys is one boy? Crazy Boys is one boy. Is it right? One of their trick shots. Is that what you figured out?

Dunks. It's always the... Guys, we're the Crazy Boys. Today we're going to be doing three trick shots using crime in different sports. And comment which one is best. Let's go! Messy! Yup.

This one's for Duke Perfect. Duke Perfect. Their basketball hoop is completely broken. That's a beautiful tree. Yep. Gritty. Oh, wow. Windy day.

Yes, sir. It is about the camera work, too, and the people behind them. If you keep scrolling, they'll just do dunking on each other. And you'll never hear the r consonant in a single video that's why they call me green believe i love these kids so much they're having the time of their life. That's like true, like, young boy, like, friendship. It's like, let's just go try to shoot this. Let's chuck shit.

Yeah, let's chuck shit for like six hours, then we'll go eat dinner at everyone's house. Yep. My mom will make us dino nuggets. Yeah, right. And then we'll do the same thing tomorrow, and it won't be until we figure out that girls are hot, we're going to be the best friends in the world. Yep. And then that moment happens.

Then your boys leave you. Yeah, yeah, and never come back. Kyle, you have to have some fellas. Oh, you definitely have some fellas. Yeah, just people I root on their downfall. Oh, downfall. No, this is wholesome. Yeah, so I won't even bring this guy up, because I know he'll make a video about it if I talk about him.

Who is it? He's an eater. Okay. We kind of need the fella. You're going to have to give us the fella. Boring. I don't want to give him the fella. Hand over the fella.

You're bogarting fellas, I know. Yeah. He's eaten the entirety of the Minnesota State Fair. We're going to need the fellow. We're going to have to search you for all your fellows. Give us your guy. We're going to have to take off your pants. See where you're hiding these fellows. Let me get those fellows.

Where can those fellows be? We can tell. You got some of the fellows? We smuggled many fellows in here today. Next Friday, I'm rolling in with Keith and Koontz. Next Friday, I'm going to try to get dean coons in office yeah fly him out where what else is his brain huh what else do we got on him coots yeah just his head wait what was that what's the one who makes the art is that something a similar name the bubble art like the dogs that look oh is that a coons as well it's k-u-n-t-z no yeah i think i

have uh yeah i know what you're talking yeah you're talking about it's like ko yeah i have the opposite of a fellow what i have a fellow on tiktok that's challenging me to come out to a physical activity okay uh on pick central back when i was on that show, I said men's slow-pitch softball at the highest level is really stupid because you're just hitting a slow ball. Yeah, that's a bad take. And I just put that out there, and now the men's slow-pitch TikTok community really got into me. And there's a guy in California who's doing TikToks challenging me

to come out and catch a ball for $500. So you should do it. Catch, like, a fly ball? No, stand in the pitcher's circle and catch a ball that he hits a line drive. That's hard. I'm not going to stand in the pitcher's circle. Can he do that on command? Well, he hits it off a tee to show how hard he can hit it.

So can we see his TikToks? I'd have to find him. Steven, do the ad and you find him. Sure. I'm drinking a beautiful high noon. It's time to load up the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because High Noon Game Day Pack is back. It includes limited edition faves, pear and grapefruit,

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Oh, TJ's got so many fellas. He's known all the fellas so far, too. I had Adam Jockle, and he's at 10K. Now he's at, like, 150. But this guy, yeah, you should definitely make yourself, like, a sparkling spot or something. I'm actively trying to locate guys before they become guys. Like, I've been. How early were you on Tony P and DC?

A couple weeks ago probably yeah probably around the same time you guys started I was like I was like two months I didn't want to say anything because no yeah I was like pissed off that I didn't know about him yeah I was like oh this is your fellow games lack you knew about my guy Zeke yes I saw that guy earlier today on online damn that's tough how long have you had himus? I've been sitting on him for a month. We got to start a screenshot when we discover. I think Ziggy's the right one. Yeah. This guy cooks full meals in hotel bathrooms.

What? What? Oh, I've seen this guy. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Okay.

What is that? Oh. He's roasting it. He's going to use that for beef cubes oh he's making soup french onion soup oh my god no oh my god oh my god bro oh what are those? Oh, that's his bread? What is this?

And it's always like a hotel It's always like Oh, no Okay No I thought he was making something there Holy shit He's making French onion sing

French onion sing What is that tool he has? It's like a heating plate? I've never seen it. Oh, so he gets the cheese. Oh, my God. That actually looks good. Why does he have a dog bowl?

He's in a hotel. They have bowls. What's the best thing he's ever made? Was it that? French onion sink popped. He's made a lot of stuff, though. He definitely clogged that toilet with the onion stuff. No way. Whoa, what is that toilet with the onion stuff. No way.

Whoa, what is that? What the hell is that? Oh, what? That's a rabbit, I believe. Oh, what a bum. Oh, no. That's not a rabbit. That's a man cock.

That's not a rabbit? That's a man cock. TJ. That's Thanos. Oh, he's stroking it. Oh, no. Hey, give it a chance. Oh, no. stroking it. Oh, no. Give it a chance. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. That's a rat. Do you think it's dead? Oh, that poor rabbit. Oh, Chilados. Oh, chillados. Oh my god. My algorithm is pretty...

Yeah, you got your twist off the path. I got some weird shit going on. This is fucked. This is old fella stuff, but I went through a big prison talk phase. Oh, yeah. Those guys rule. Where they're, like, using their steps as a drill.

Yup. Like, yeah. And they have, like, more food than I've ever had in my apartment in their fucking jail cell. Yes. He's huge, but Callum the Dragon on TikTok, too, is an all-time fella. Wait, you gotta find your guy. Did you find him? The guy who's calling you out?

Texted it to him. I'm gonna immediately take his side. I know. Okay. I know, Dan. Every goddamn time. That sounds sad. I understand that.

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Yeah. Every September 11th, hold a celebration? Yeah. 9 a.m.? 9 a.m. Central? 9 a.m. Central, yep. I got up and I had to leave my house at 6.30 this morning to get here on time.

Oh, my God. Yep. What time did you get here? I left my house at 6.32 and I pulled into the driveway at 7.56. Wasn't that bad? It's a shame you have no furniture to go plop down on when you get home after a long day. If I'm getting here every morning. What did you say?

Brandon has no furniture in his house. Oh, yeah. I have some furniture. I have an outdoor dining room table that's in my dining room. You should steal this footrest and just set it in your empty entryway. I will do that today. Yeah. Just put it right in the middle.

Did you go to park back there and it was taken? Yeah. Sorry. What time's the show? Every day, 10 Eastern, 9 Central. That's early. 8 Mountain, 7 Pacific. Well, you know.

Brandon, actually, we landed on mostly sport. Brandon initially came to me and was like, I got an idea. We're going to do a two-hour show from 9 to 11. And since we're both rather tall, well, yeah. And then I was like, Brandon, I'm going to stop you right there. I don't think that's where we should go with this show.

I got a date for the premiere. I got a great date. So we made some adjustments and we're launching on the 12th. I actually wouldn't be shocked if you said, hey Titus, why don't we call our show The Twin Towers it was probably there were some bad names

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Okay, here's the guy. Softball is the dumbest fucking thing in the world. They'll hit home runs and they'll think, oh my God, I did something. Like, what? What? This is for you TikTokers. With the dad bods to sit on the couch and talk all this shit under our videos and shit. We can silence this shit.

Hitting a cabbage ball. You're hitting a giant ball that's lobbed to you. Bomb ball, easy. Shit like that. Shit like that. It's easy. He's hitting it off a fucking thing. Brandon, you commented.

I did If you play first base Or catcher For your adult Men's league softball team You are not exercising You guys come across as assholes If you can get on the mound

Probably It's a little white mound out there He did clip out the asshole parts If you can catch this ball We'll give you three tries Yeah don't We'll even fly you out To catch

Shit like that You catch it It sucks five hundred dollars cash bang bang as you go crazy you got to give a five hundred dollar cash but guess what you get to keep your flight and enjoy this california weather This is a very, like, this would be funny. Oh. You're fucked. Get it off a tee. You're fucked. Right.

He really didn't. He really didn't. He was a solid counter to what you said by hitting it off a tee. And he took out the pars. But the weekend warrior that goes out and plays like nine. I'll fly him to Chicago. No, huh? I'll fly him to Chicago. No, huh? I'll fly him to Chicago. I don't think he wants to come to Chicago.

That guy, if someone gets back to you, let me know. I will fly to Chicago to do this competition with Brandon. No problem. There's no regulation softball fields in Chicago. What prompted the rant in the first place? Brandon just being bitter? I don't know. Who are these guys hurting?

It's a fun sport to play, but the super serious guys that wear the spikes. Well, that's with anything in life. Right. The hard-os is who I'm talking about. But what I'm saying is like you don't. That's what you do with trivia. Softball. Yeah, you are that guy.

You're that guy in the dozen. You're literally that guy. Oh, shit. Just one goddamn time I want to partner with you. You be yourself. Just one goddamn time I want to partner at this place. You know what, Brandon Walker, I'm on your side. No, but you are that guy.

Like, there's, again, another alternate universe where someone's like, could you imagine caring this much about trivia? Yeah. And you would also challenge that person to a trivia contest. I wouldn't fly him out. You'd be like, I'll fly you out 500 bucks. Didn't you make up, like, a fake person? Yeah, Alan. Alan. Alan. I wouldn't fly him out. You'd be like, I'll fly you out 500 bucks. Didn't you make up like a fake person? Yeah, Alan.

Alan. Alan. Alan exists. Alan Real. But your name's not Alan. I know, but that's how I was hiding, using his real name. Yeah. To watch other people's games.

Yeah, I like to watch. Which everyone can watch. Yeah. After. But I could watch it before. If you can watch something before, why wouldn't you want to watch it before? Because everyone else gets to watch it at the same time. If there was a show coming that you liked

and it's coming out on Friday, but you watched it on Tuesday, would you watch it on Tuesday? Not under a pseudonym. Cheating the system. Not really what happened. Finding out what's going on. How did this happen? Well, because Titus correctly pointed out that you and that softball guy are the same people.

You just have different hobbies. You've got to do that challenge. Well, I'm not going to stand on the mound. I'll stand at, like, shortstop. No, it's the mound. First of all, it's not a mound. It's a pitcher's circle. Just put on a helmet.

That's what they wear in those big-time softball leagues. They'll wear helmets and all kind of gear, but they do smoke them. Yeah, he smoked that. Off a tee. You're definitely not catching the first one. Do you think you could catch one eventually? I probably would. I'd probably catch it barehanded.

It's a softball. I'll match. If you can do it barehanded, I'll match. A thousand bucks now. That's not a lot of money. No. What? Wow.

Mook just did the calculation of how many meatballs he can buy. He's like, oh, my God. Mook can't even visualize $1,000. I've never seen it. To put yourself in physical danger? Yeah, I do it. It'd be more than $500. Dude, what are you talking about?

Mook wants to do Oklahoma drill with Lockdown Lenny. He's ready to put himself in. Yeah, but he knows that's not that big of a challenge. Oh, no, that is a challenge. That is a challenge. His name's Lockdown Lenny. I want to see this video get made. Me versus Lenny?

No, well, yes. Yes, both. Both. I think Lenny's like 15. That's fine. If he signs a waiver. Yes. Yes. Both. Both. I think Lenny's like 15. That's fine. If he signs a waiver. Yeah. Mook concusses a 15-year-old.

Or if he just loses. Yeah. Might need a parent or guardian to sign the waiver too, but logistics. Yeah. Just logistics. I'll talk to Mrs. Lockdown and Mr. Lockdown if I have to. Brandon, you have to do this challenge. Well, the guy made his TikTok settings, so I couldn't duet with him or reply or anything.

I couldn't make a video. You replied to that TikTok. I replied like that, but I wanted to reply with a video, but I wasn't able to use his. So reply with a video right now. No, no, no. I'll do it later. Look into the camera. This was once.

This guy's probably not even, he probably didn't play softball anymore. He's afraid, man. You couldn't even duet with him. Exactly. All right, go ahead, Brandon. What? You got the camera. I've already said my piece about men's slow-pitch softball.

It's a fun diversion. It's a fun little thing. But if you take it super seriously, you're a weird dude. You're a weird fucking dude. I've said that many times. What? What do you want me to say? These guys are refrigerator size.

Except whose challenge? That guy's challenge. That guy hasn't, I don't even know if that guy's around anymore. True. Good point. Why are you? Wait, what do you mean? He died?

I don't know that he didn't. Yeah, that's fair, I guess. Oh, fuck. All right right we got any other fellas who is that um umpire that i had beef with yeah yeah it was like this competitive umpire in the sense that he tried to like show he did like a gopro on his head and when they do pitches back to the picture yeah and then he and like clipped your what you said and i felt really bad yeah because whenever you talk about someone you forget that they they they find out every time and it really hurts them well is that why you're not talking about tony koo he's he's smug as hell he just eats every piece of food and then he's like um 5.3

so you just found the name he's like i had to go into skies because i kept getting recognized so he does not feel good no yeah he's not even that bad what was the chaos in the text that you sent us this morning chaos dot dot dot right i just say that when when i'm running late it's like oh that's excuse i just i left the house five minutes oh damn okay the ubers in the city are pretty hard to get like a a 12-minute wait in Chicago seems way too long. The dude that Ubered me home yesterday hit 112. What?

I was horrified. I was going to take out my phone, but I was afraid. I got home so fast, but I was so scared. I texted my mom. But, like, down Lake Shore Drive? Yeah. Yeah. What'd you text her?

I was just, you texted your mom. I was just like, hey, I just was like, I'm in an Uber getting home because I was going to call her, and I was like, I'm going to be home fast. The guy's driving fast. Yeah. And she was just like, well, be safe and buckle up. Mom. And I was afraid to, like, buckle up while the ride was going.

Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to be a pussy yeah that's you went so fast i always feel like such a pussy when i buckle up in an uber they look at me i look at them it's like fuck people in the city was this on a highway or was it was down i guess lakeshore is that what it is okay so fast yeah i'm gonna get two hot dogs i want to get two hot dogs. I want to get the ice cream in the little hat. My son got that the other day.

It's good. It's so good. The butter in the hat. So I had that. The worst ice cream I've ever had. Here? By a lot. Why? Yes.

It's made with Oatly. Oh, it's Oatly. Yeah, there's Oatly. Greer put me on to. They are an oat milk ice cream place. Or ice cream is oat milk. Greer put you on to that They are an oat milk ice cream place. Or ice cream is oat milk. Greer put you on that? Yes.

What the fuck? Because I had it. Greer right now. I don't understand you and Greer's relationship. We're buddies, but he also, like, he's the only person I follow that, like, tweets about, like, real, I don't want to say real issues, but, like, kind of. Come on. Wait, Greer's a fella. Greer is a fella.

Greer also buys unpasteurized milk from Amish country. He pays a guy in cash. I would rather have that than the Oatly ice cream. That's my algorithm is people buying unpasteurized. It's like a new movement. Kate, you want ice cream? The best ice cream I've ever had is like right outside of it. Jenny's.

Jenny's. Oh, I've been buying. Columbus, yeah. Jenny's incredible. You could add a hook to the add a hook to the s if you graffiti the sign it would say penis Or to the J. Can you explain this again Steven you Greer? You think Greer is like talking about real issues? Well like of all the people I follow he's the only person I think that is I guess that's not like maybe Jack Mack that like Talks about like stuff that would be in the news yes

yeah so I found out about the Obama like Carlson from him and other things but he mentioned something about Oatly and I was like that was a fucking ice cream it's almost impossible to have bad ice cream almost impossible yeah Oatly

I don't think it's ice cream if it's Oatly. It's horrible. Right? It's technically not ice cream. Frozen yogurt, whatever. It was terrible. That's a fellow right there. Yeah. Yeah.

That is. He is. That is a true fellow. Yeah, the ice cream will let you down at Wrigley Field. Everything else was good, though. They have the helmets full of nachos. Have you seen these? Like a batting helmet?

Yeah, that's every baseball stadium. That was... I used to work in that. Not a fielding helmet. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? They put nachos in the helmet. Are you talking about the little helmet?

Well, it's like two or three pounds. I had one at the Mariner Stadium a couple years ago, and it was the closest I've ever come to throwing up from eating. That's awesome. And I was like two or three bites away from finishing. That means you've never thrown up from eating? From eating? You've never eaten enough.

No. I've never eaten so much that I've thrown up, and I eat a lot. Pussy. Yeah, that is a pussy. You're a bitch made. No, eating pussy he's never thrown up for me eating too much right never ate so much pussy did he no wait what was the question if he's ever thrown out for me and pussy nah not the pro that's his favorite didn't it wasn't I on the show one time and you said when you eat Italian food, you get a tummy ache?

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Because I'll eat a lot. You've never thrown up from it? Thrown up from it? No. But eggplant parm or eggplant rollatini. So now we have to next week.

Eat till you puke. We got to get you to puke. I don't think I can. Well, we're going to test it. And a couple nacho helmets. Yeah. Why can't we test it? Is that what we're doing now i mean yeah you just said you'll never you've never i haven't you've eaten until you've thrown yes oh

yeah oh many at least i threw up in my mouth in the middle of the night like last week i woke up and i was like is that puke in my mouth i I was like, oh yeah, I did eat like 30 wings right before I went to bed. Yep. Oh. Yeah. In there. It happens. You don't go hard enough in the pain.

That's all it is. Remember being a kid at family parties and the parents aren't paying attention to you and you have the dessert spread? Yes. And you're like, I'm about to go fucking crazy and then you throw up in the car. Yes. Your parents just never pay attention. You know your neighbors don't get fucked up. All of your car. Your parents just never pay. You know how your neighbors

are all getting fucked up? All of your stories. Her parents were parents in name only. When you had free reign of a buffet, dessert buffet as a kid, did you not go crazy? Yes. Like your kid eat a whole sheet of brownies?

Yes, I would go crazy until I threw up as a kid if nobody was watching me. Mine's barbecue places because I'll look on the menu and I'll be like, yes, let's do half rotisserie chicken. Yeah. I want some chicken. I want some pulled pork. Let's start with half rotisserie chicken.

I want the ribs. Give me some brisket. And then they bring it out and it's like Fred fucking Flintstone. Yes. Thing on his car. No carbs. I just eat it all. No carbs.

No carbs. Yeah. Yeah. What? You got a guy? You got a guy? He's a guy that's an aspiring gymnast of some sort or acrobat, but he's really, really bad at it.

Oh. Oh. He's, like, never landed a flip 100% rotation. But he tries a lot. He's close enough that I think he's being serious. Yeah. Like, if he was, like, he's working on it. Oh, wow.

Good. But sometimes he just lands clean on his head. Oh. Oh, God. Oh. That was fake. Oh. Oh.

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Kyle, you can do that. I don't think. All right. What was the goal of that one anyway? Is he in a church basement? I respect it. You think he got that? I respect it.

Once you get to a certain age, you don't want to try new shit like this. That's true. Continuing to flip, even though you can't flip, is very brave. Do you know what will make you flip? Fear. I would go to this guy named Jerry Seaman. He was like 75. Jerry Seaman.erry seaman he was there's two people i'm more afraid of than anyone they're both dead chick lamont and jerry

seaman okay wrestling coaches both in their 70s both war veterans i would go to jerry seaman's farm and like carry farm supplies then he'd make he said he would make me do a back flip he says i'm not you're not leaving until you do it and then you just do it you just did a back yeah you just got it you just when you have to do it you do it and i was so pumped but then when i went home i lost it then he fell off a roof he survived he's the toughest man i was gonna say he was so strong in his 70s jerry seaman look him up wait he fell off a roof and he wasn't able to backflip he was wheelchair bound but he was still like lifting he got paralyzed like yeah one falling off a roof what story what story with the roof what it a two-story building? Was it a one-story building?

I think it was probably like a two-story house. Damn. Jerry Sears. He's got Google. Is he Google-able? Did you express the want to do a backflip? And he's like, fine, then do it? Or he was just like out of the blue?

We would wrestle. He was 75. And he was wrestling. He was an NFL ref? No, that's a different guy. I think he went to Penn State to see Even what food do you want to seem in Penn State? I think I should have a chance at it. So I think I should always he dead

Yeah That's sad you pass away unexpectedly if you're 83 yeah no I don't think right what if it was right after like check up with your doctor he's like you have a great pill of health that would be unexpected would it not

I guess so Chase you do mashed potatoes oh no I would I want to have like an actual chance to not so I would do the I can't do it today but I would do the nacho helmet it's like I do think stadium cheese sauce lends itself yeah

it tastes like baseball stadium to send us all their nachos no we'll just make our own you can make a nacho helmet I'm saying the Cubs have the same thing. Every stadium has the same thing. I didn't know that. We should get that TJ's giant hat.

Yeah, yeah. We should use TJ's big hat and make a giant. Oh, yeah. Just volunteer TJ's big hat for. Yeah. You can fill it with foil. Line it. I'm excited.

I went yesterday. Got the steak. We have steak? Did you see Zod at the foul ball? He was in the club. Fancy boy. It's nice. It was.

It's all new. Very nice. Should we go to the game? Yeah, I'm excited. Should we spin the wheel? Take me out to the ball game. I haven't been to a baseball game in like four years or something it's been forever tb did you see i got the foul ball

oh you got a foul ball yeah did you catch it but it was smooth like you didn't look still counts oh no is this anybody's first rickley tley? TJ. TJ's? It's great. Yeah. I mean, it kind of is Nick and Luke's recording set. Yeah, we weren't there. We were outside the stadium. You guys were in the vicinity. We couldn't even really see the game or the field. That umpire sucked, though.

Oh, come on, Blue. You're blowing the game, Blue. All all right we'll be back on monday longer yak this one you know wanted to want to take everyone to the game want to take everyone to the fellas day yeah yeah yeah big cat want to just take everyone all right we'll see everyone on monday have a great weekend everyone doing an hour It's the act Yeah, it's time to talk shop To do a Yankee pop It's the act It's the act

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