The Yak - It's Time For KB's Wild | The Yak 6-7-22

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Oh, early. That was right. That was one minute of wait time. Shout out to, I think it's the same guy every time in the YouTube comments who will comment like this is when the show starts. Yeah. So people can skip the first.

That was an abrupt. Wow. Fade out? There was no fade out. Stanko got pulled from the sticks. Stanko got... He fraternized with the boys too much. It was unacceptable.

Damn. Kate is here. The boys and gals, I should say. I'm adding Kate to the text chain that has 14 people. Kate, just so you know. It used to be bigger. It did. We had to cut...

We added one... There was a bunch of random people. There was a random person that Tyler O'Day was friends with. Should we actually clean anyone off? I think it's pretty tight. I think it's pretty tight right now. It's Stephen Shea, Brandon Walker, TJ Quiggs, Roan, Sass, Zah, KB, Nick, which I have saved as KB's Nick.

That's fine. Tyler, Caleb, Colby, Cody, Owen again for Owen's Gmail's in there. iCloud's in there. Just in case. Just in case. Caleb would be the only one, but we can't get Caleb. Let's add somebody. Yeah, we're adding Kate. I'm adding Kate.

Can you add Zac Efron too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he changed his number because I got green. What is this? Should we add Kate to the act? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he changed his number because he got green. What is this? Should we add Kate to the Yak? Women aren't that funny. What if she gets her period in one of the chairs? Yeah.

It was a valid question, I think. Yeah, and then woman is a stretch. Yeah. All right, Kate's been added. Hey. Yay. Kate has been added to the Yak text chain, which actually is good because that's where we discuss when people are out.

Of course, the man of the hour is not here. No. Where is he? Oh, here he comes. His move. His move is to show up a few minutes late, so we have to talk about him when he comes in. That was an old move that he abandoned, but now it's back.

Oh, my God. Paragon Sports Bag. He's got a bag. Holy shit Let me take a picture of the bag Bags are hard to come by these days Look at me Look at me

This is the first time I've been excited In a really really long time Really? I feel nervous Like my heart's pounding a little Because like I was excited for the case race

But I knew I'd be drunk This is just something bad Happening to Che Is it definitely only happening To Che? Yeah it's only Well Oh

Good point We could be side characters in KB's Wild. I'm afraid that we're side characters and we're going to get fucked. Who's to say? Some collateral fucking. All right, yeah, so... I got a little too...

Might need an hour more. No. What are you talking about? I've been running around, man, I'm sweaty as hell. We can do it. It'll be a sloppy

condensed version or we can wait and make it a big thing. Let's make it a big thing. No, wait, no, no, no. What about the sloppy condensed version?

I kind of have the loose ends right now. We could do it. How much time do you really need? Why don't you tell Big Cat what it is and he'll say

if it's worth the wait. Do you want to send an intern on a mission for something? Is it collecting things or preparing? Jay will be competing to see the proportions of his KB death mix. Okay. Wait a minute.

You're not doing it. Do you have a camelback? Do you have a camelback? Tucker Maxing. Yes. What's up, Steven? No. No, no, no.

Do it now. Can you guys hear me? Yes. Okay. We're taping something after this, so if it's going to be later, it has to be tomorrow, which is fine, but we could do it right now. I'm ready. We could just speed through it.

Speed through it. I have until 2.30, so I have an hour and a half. Let's do it now. Let's do it. So it's KB's Wild. We spun and we got it. Should we take KB's Wild off the wheel or are you just going to keep it on? There's going to be a new wheel.

I'll text TJ to make the wheel. Oh, okay. A new KB's Wild wheel. I like that. 4 KB's Wild. KB's Wild wheel. I like that. There's a different wheel for KB's Wild. KB, QB's Wild. Excellent. I want to see it.

I want to see it printed out when it pops up. It's a visual learner. This is going to be interesting. Damn, you really put your mind to this, KB, huh? I kind of crammed this. I asked Nick. I panicked yesterday when it landed on me. I didn't wait.

He didn't have anything, and I asked Nick, and he's like, I didn't talk to him for the rest of the day. So it's clear that KB's brain has just been let loose for 24 hours. Brand new camelback, untouched. Wow, the osprey. I'm guessing you'll want to fill your mix with as much Gatorade as possible. You have to win to get Gatorade. Okay.

Does anything happen to this other? Red Bull. Red Bull, sugar-free. All right. Very nice. Put it up here. Put it up. Oh, no.

Everclear. Not Everclear. It's Devil Springs. Put it on your table so that we can see it all. It's a little more gnarly than. Put everything on the table. It is a little bit more gnarly. How much is that?

Is this the exact Tucker Max concoction? It might be. 75% gnarly. How much is that? Is this the exact Tucker Max concoction? It might be. 75% alcohol. Okay. Really? Jay's going to show up home hammered. You might. I didn't even ask Jay if he's down to get fucked up.

Didn't you have a wheel thing where you just had to drink seven beers randomly? It happens to some of us. He didn't do it. Yeah, and then we had blackout on the wheel for a little bit. Yeah. This is fine. Okay, so you're going to text the wheel. What does KB stand for?

Me. Oh, okay. It's always me. I was trying to figure it out. Wait, so is this me just getting super drunk? We don't know. You might not even have a sip of alcohol. Yeah, it's KB's Wild.

Competition. You don't know. You might not even have a sip of alcohol. Yeah, it's KB's Wild. Competition. You don't know. But I am drinking... Something. You're competing for his Gatorade to cut the alcohol. Right. If you do very well, there could be no alcohol. You might not even have a sip of it.

We don't know the rules to the game. He's going to introduce the whole game to us. This is the wild part of it. It's like Charity McDennis. That's why I don't know who I'm competing against. I think it's against yourself. Mostly yourself. Yeah, it seems like it's against

yourself. You have to beat challenges or answer some kind of questions. He hasn't. If I had more time, I would have really got these challenges. No, if you want 20 minutes, take 20 minutes. No, we can just do this. I don't want to make it a big thing.

If you need 20 minutes, take 20 minutes, KB. I'll just do it now. Just talk. Why are you acting like you've been zoomed in on quarterback penis all morning? I don't want to make it a big thing. No, no. If you need 20 minutes, take 20 minutes, KB. Well, I'll just do it now. Just talk. Okay, all right. K, why are you acting like you've been zoomed in on quarterback penis all morning? I have been. Oh, no. Dude, that's Deshaun Watson. Tick, tick.

I didn't see it. What happened? Tick, tick. Tick, tick. Florio intentionally put out a thumbnail of his penis looking extremely small. It was the perspective, I think. It was his bouncing, and it was like you were looking right down Main Street. Wait.

I got to see this. There's some bad pictures going around right now. He has an Ohio River dick. Yes. What does that mean? Bad. It could be cleaned up. It's small, and it doesn't get any bigger with hardness.

Mm-hmm. Hold on. I'm going to see this. What does that have to do with the Ohio River? He was born in Wheeling Ray's too Florio I don't know about Deshaun

Okay, so You were distracted by his penis It says cunt in the background I'm going to do the brave thing of I'm going to do the brave thing and I'm going to defend Deshaun Watson Yeah I don't think it looks like Deshaun

He's got no Brady, that's for sure. But I think he's in the act of bouncing, so you're losing that perspective. You're just looking at top of head. Also, athlete's dick, like athletic dick, is a thing. Like when you're running around, all the blood goes to your heart and to your legs and to everything you're using, all the muscles you're using, and they escape from the dick. It's weird because that's how big my clit is when I'm running.

It's the opposite for women. We cannot have a woman. That's why women, no, she's right, though. Anatomically speaking, that's why women run slower. Right. Because all their blood goes to their vagina. It's enormous. Instead of their legs. It bogs them down. Yeah. Vagina all their blood goes to their vagina. It's enormous. Instead of their legs.

Bogs them down. Yeah. Vagina is a blood hog. His ball sack looks great, too, though. He looks like he has a big-ass ball sack. He does, yeah. It looks like it goes a full 360 around his penis. Yeah.

And the penis comes through the ball sack like an arrow through an apple. That looks like a jack-in-the-box look. I'm going to say, that actually looks so circular, that's similar to a dog's belly. It does look like a dog. An Audi belly button. Just the most circular thing ever. Stephen Jay.

The cock and balls of Deshaun Watson, one of the greatest circles. I gasped when I saw that. Are you afraid that you tweeting about this is going to stress him out and he's going to have to go somewhere to unwind? God, I hope not. Damn, Steven.

Forcing his hand. What about Leonard Fournette looking fat? That's our coworker. We shouldn't fat shame him. No, he's a bigger guy. He's like 230, 240. Bad Angles. Bad Angles Schmagle is a hit, a hit single from Frank the Tank.

Don't we have a pen for our fat employees? Yeah. He's a certified blogger. He's on our blogger page. He has posted a blog. That's true. Blogger Wade is a real thing. That is true.

I'd like to see everyone just sit in the blog mines for a decade and come out looking ripped. I'd also like to see all our bloggers in quarterback pants. Yeah. Yeah. You should do that. You should get everyone in quarterback pants. Do you know next week, starting Sunday at midnight, I have one week I'm going to try and out-blog Riggs next week.

Oh, that is ambitious. So some of my blogs might just be like, just anything. Athlete penis. My blogs suck next week. Listen, when, as someone who blogged a very,

like a large amount of blogs back in the day, there are definitely tricks of like, funny picture, two lines, blog. Oh yeah.

That's, that's like basically just captioning. It's basically just putting a tweet in a blog and being like, that was a blog. My most popular blog

is called Holy Fuck and it was just a picture of an optical illusion. Right. I couldn't tell which way the lady was looking. Was it an old woman, or was she young and hot? No, it was a vase. What? Naked vase? Good-ass illusion.

Okay, are you... It reads just like John Henry on the blog. Stop working. Are you good? I was thinking. Yeah, I'm good. I's John Henry on the blog. Stop working. Are you good? I was thinking. Yeah, I'm good. I texted TJ the wheel slivers. Are those all separate slivers,

so one of them's doubled? Yeah, one of them's doubled. Do you need anything else? No, I'm going to send you a series of pictures. Okay, nice. This is good. Very complex. This is wild.

This KB's wild. Is there any repercussions for us? Is this... No, no. We're innocent bystanders. Love it. Yeah. Love it.

Steven's going to be in the torture chamber. If you guys think of anything on the way, we can just do that. Okay. Great. That's fucking great. Do you want to tell us any part of it, or is it kind of you find out as you go, or are the rules laid out before we embark on the game? I'm trying to think of the rules.

Okay, think of the rules. Think of the rules. As we go on, we'll be able to do it. That's even better than it is. Choose your own adventure. Maybe we could bring up some more quarterbacks' penises just to see. Who's got the biggest?

Teddy Bridgewater. Teddy Bridgewater and... Nick Foles. Nick Foles. Nick Foles, true. Nick Foles. There's Collinsworth. I've heard that Eli Manning has a hog.

Really? Are there different sized cups? Are Sean Lynch... Yes, they are. Really? Are there different sized cups? Are Sean Lynch? Yes, they are. Really? I think there's a correlation between Wunderlich's score and penis size. Yes. The top and bottom.

It's a bell curve. Yes. So the worst scores have a gigantic dick. The best scores have a gigantic dick. If you're an average person, you're just an average person all around. That's fair. I think the mean is the tiniest penis. Yeah, right.

Oh, you're saying it even gets smaller. It's like a valley. Find out the most average Wonderlic score. Poor guy. Is it out of 50? So it's probably a 25? It's got to be a tight end. The smallest penis?

Yeah, I think so. I would say kicker, I feel like. Oh, yeah. I don't know, because that's like a pendulum-like motion. Oh, that's true. You've got to be a professional. You've got to like. Oh, yeah. I don't know, because that's like a pendulum-like motion. Oh, that's true. To be a professional. You've got to even. A counterweight.

Counterweight. It would suck so bad to be that large of a human being and just have a small dick. Could you imagine? What if Shaq had a two-inch dick? That would suck. That would suck. It would suck so bad. We can handle it, but a guy that size, you can't.

We can handle it. I'm saying we can handle it. I can have a small penis because I'm not that large. If you're like seven feet and it's like, whoa. On the opposite end, imagine if you're a jockey with a hog. Oh, yeah. You're crushing it. The thing is Shaq can't even have a kind of big dick.

He's got to have a massive one. But we know he does. Yes, we do. Yeah. Still. Because you know about the 6-6-6 rule. Right. No.

What about the 7-7-7 rule? Would the 7 even be that impressive on a 7? I think he's an 8. I don't think a 7-inch dick on Aaron Donald would look big. So I'm saying a 6-6-6 rule is 6 inches, 6 feet tall, 6 figures. The ideal man, as proposed by some people in here. Then what about the 7-foot man millionaire who's 7 figures, who also has a 7-inch dick?

If you're a 7-foot man, does a 7-inch dick look as appealing? No. If you have a 7-inch dick and you're 7 feet tall, you have a tiny penis. What about the 637? You guys are going off of boner. Would that be appealing to anyone out there? Whenever you describe dicks. 6 feet, 3 inches, 7 feet. Oh my god. It's boner

size we're talking about. If it's 7 inches soft, you think a 7 footer with a 7 inch boner that would look whack? Yeah. Here's an example of a giant dick. I think five and five would look bigger than seven. This is a giant dick with a tiny penis.

Stephen Jay has a huge huge hog. There's nothing there. Yeah, no, there's nothing. You don't have a penis. You have no penis. There's no penis. His, no, there's nothing. You don't have a penis. You have no penis. There's no penis.

His ass is bigger than his balls. Oh, his balls are bigger than his ass. That's right. That's pretty close. To prove that you have a bigger dick than Deshaun Watson, you're going to have to be dumping out penis soon. Let's see it. It might be on the wheel.

Would you bet you have a bigger penis than Deshaun Watson? Based on those photos, yes. If we go in the bathroom right now, will you show me your dick? What? Are you thinking about that? He didn't even say no. He still hasn't said no. I mean, if you're going to come out and validate it,

or if you're just going to lie about it, then no. Dan, now you have to. Someone else? I don't want the whole yak to go see my dick. No, but someone else do it. I don't want to see it. Spin the wheel. Yeah, spin the wheel.

Should Kate be on it? I don't think Kate should be on it. No, Kate shouldn't be on it. Yeah, Kate should not be on it. I want to see Chase. All right, loser has to go look at his dick. No, I don't want to do this. Why?

No, that's fair. That's very fair. You've got to fucking show us your dick, dude. I couldn't believe he paused. I thought you were saying that because you were like, oh, you won't do it. I think if you can get Deshaun Watson to do it, then you have to do it. If you can convince him to do it and go head to head with you. I don't think that's the hardest thing to convince.

Just wear a wig and fucking go to like Orch of asia or something like that and let them know that you're gonna rub them down no i was gonna i was basically like yo dude go show me your dick what's wrong with that you'd be like no but instead you were like yeah i'll do it and now i don't have a play what was the thought process what were you thinking i mean deshaun watson has a picture where his penis looks incredibly tiny. Were you going to windmill it a little bit before Big Cat saw it? Meat spin? I feel like almost anything is going to be bigger than that.

Wow, remember meat spin? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. People used to just text that to you out of the blue. They shut it down. The move was to set your friend's computer home screen. Home internet explorer to meatspin.com. Or Lemon Party.

Lemon Party. Some good old... Was it.com. Or Lemon Party. Yeah. Lemon Party. That's some good old. Was it Jar Guy? Oh, that was a huge one. Internet 1.0 shit. Just your hands. Yeah. Egg farts.

It's only smells. Pain Olympics. Yep. Kids in Sandbox. Oh, jeez. I don't know. Tub Girl. Tub Girl.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Internet used to rock. Son of a boy dad. Son of a boy dad. All the fucked up shit. What the fuck is this dude Two white guys podcasting Get the fuck out of here

Fucking hate my friends Alright KB are you At a point where we're ready to go Yeah we can go Should we spin the real wheel first We probably should get that out of the way And then it's KB's Wild. So excited for KB's Wild.

Not to overhype it, but I'm with Nick. I've never been this excited in my entire life. Yeah, it's not overhyping. It's fair. Not to overhype it. This proves how just the wheel is after that weak-ass wedgie. Yeah, that's true. Spin it. This proves how just the wheel is after that weak ass wedgie. Yeah. That's true.

Spin it. I mean, to be fair, I wheeled again to see if I would need to get re-wedged. That's true. It's milk. There we go. Hey, boys. It's a gallon challenge. Only one person has to do it. You got to do it on the show.

I thought you were going to make it into the movie. Thank God. The milk thing is crazy. When me and Ro went to Kennesaw and we watched those people drinking the milk. Wild. You have to. You have to. You can't do it without people.

And they would be throwing up so much and it's just straight milk. It's a crazy sight to see. Except for there was that one kid. What was his name? I don't remember. The kid that chugged it in 32 seconds. Oh, yeah. They were animals.

What was the percentage? Whole. Whoa. God damn. This is also whole. This is ours? Yes, that was noted when we added it. All right, should we get it going?

I feel like we should. AB? Yeah. Laura's yours? Let's get this shit going. All right, should we get it going? I feel like we should. KB, the floor is yours. Let's get this shit going. Let's get this shit going. Let's get this shit going. Let's get this shit going. Okay, so...

Kyle? KB? Oh, we had the wheel? Yeah, yeah. Whenever the wheel's ready. Anything you want to say up front? Yeah. So we can workshop this as a team.

Okay. So each category is a gauntlet. He'll go down if he misses. Oh, wow. All right, so we got physical challenge. Shot of devil. QB's wild. KB gauntlet.

K or B. Another QB's wild. J B. That's the wheel. Okay, that's a good-ass wheel. That's a great wheel. Does anything ever get removed from the wheel, or it's always all of them are on? Always on. If you miss three in the gauntlet, it's over, and you spin again. Okay.

Okay. You can't get more than three shots per category. All right, so we don't know what happens when QB's Wild happens. We don't know what happens. Do you know what happens? Yes, yes. You know what happens for all of these. I'm excited for K or B.

I have a loose – I really want to see K or B. And then how does he complete – That was the last second ad. How does he complete KB's Wild? How many spins does he have to take? We're going to figure it out. I think this gets filled up, and then that's his mix.

Okay, got it. And then he's got to drink out of the... And we'll put it in the camelback, and he has to sip it for the rest of the show or day until it's gone. Okay, love it. He's going to be shit-faced. Yes. He's very easy, and they're all his wheelhouse.

Okay. Okay. So I could take a maximum of 18. You might be drinking Gatorade. I'm trying to think how to do the Red Bull, though. I think the Red Bull should be added in completely afterwards. So it fills up the bag.

Red Bull should fill in You're playing for Gatorade. Okay, he's playing for Gatorade. Or to not get 151'd. Wait, sorry. Are these trivia questions? Some. Okay, he's playing for Gatorade. Okay. Or to not get 151'd. Yes. Wait, sorry. Are these trivia questions? Some.

Che? Okay. We don't know. It's making it up as it goes. It's quite literally wild. I mean, it literally says, too, physical challenge. Right. So who knows what that will be?

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this Sunday, June 12th at 4 p.m. Eastern on FS1. Kate, how's the kiddo? Great read. He's doing great. He's doing really well. Yeah, he's running all over the place. My sister and mom always text to ask about your son. My mom asks about you and your kid, too.

They ask about my kids? Less about yours. They'll ask about you, but more about you and your kid, too. They ask about my kids? Less about yours. They'll ask about you, but more about Kate and her kid. Well, I use my son for likes and stuff. That's true. Part of being on the act is to make sacrifices to his well-being in order to benefit the show. Yes, exactly. What are you willing to do?

Personally? Brandon exploited his sweet boy. Yeah, I guess. Brandon also had three other ones to pick from. Yeah, he only exploits one. If we put a giant wheel on the ground and had him running and crawling around and he picked what was. That would be awesome. Katie Anthony.

Oh, maybe we should. Oh, what if we did a wheel? I would like to get on the floor and stout my kit. We did a wheel on the floor on a Friday, and the loser, whoever the baby picks, has to take the baby for the rest of the weekend. The rest of the weekend. Kate gets a whole weekend off.

I would do that for sure. That would be actually very funny if Sass had to do that. I think he would love chilling with me and the fellas. He would love to do that with you. Would you be okay with that, though? Because that's scary. Like, there are certain people in this room I would be very okay with, and some I wouldn't.

If I had to list it in order. Yeah, do it. You, you're a parent. You'd be the number one. You would just be part of the crew. But then I'd be afraid there's probably nicer toys over there. I'm afraid he'd come back to me and be like, eh, I don't know. And he gets what the kids, yeah.

Get used to it. I'm responsible to have me in this situation. And he gets what the kids... Get used to a lot of people. They're responsible to have me in this situation. And Roan, he's got a wife. Yep. Not being sexist, but I feel like he would have help there, like a little mix. I noticed you didn't say Steven, who also has kids.

He's offering to show his penis in the back. Yeah, okay. We'll get to him. He did do that. It was so weird. He did do that. He did do that. It was so weird. He did do that. He did do that. I don't know.

Steven has two children and Roan's ahead of him. Yeah. KB and Nick as a pair. Yeah. They would have to be together. You can't do that. You can't do that.

They would bail on the kid within like 10 seconds. No way. I don't leave my house. Yeah. No, I actually agree with that. I actually think everyone in this room minus Sass could take care of a child.

I was going to say Owen, but I feel like you would actually be really good. I love kids. And then Sass is a hard no. What happens when your phone dies and you wake up at 1 o'clock? No, no, no. I would be very responsible. Would you do stand up with the kid like in a baby pool? I would run my bits on him.

I would probably, yeah, I'd bring him. I would probably bring him to the stand. Bring him to the stand. That'd be awesome. That'd be very funny. People love that when you bring your kids up on stage, too. I would like to see Sass interact with a young child. There are people here. I'd be interested to see them.

I don't know if they've ever hung out with a kid ever. We should do it for one night. I'll exploit the shit out of him. I'll bring him in. Bring him in. Let him choose. He gets a new parent for one night. Yeah, I'll exploit the shit out of him. I'll bring him in. I'll bring him in, let him choose. He gets a new parent for one night. He would choose me. He would probably choose KB. Yeah, KB's got a thing with...

KB has some cognitive hacks or something like that. I had this big suitcase for my job to evaluate kids. It was filled with little children's puzzles and stuff like that. My car got broken into in Youngstown when I was in a home, and they stole it. They probably thought it was valuables, but it was just kids' stuff.

It's still so fascinating that you did that job. It was dangerous. It's like Frank Abingdale. They would just throw me into any house in Youngstown. And a lot of them were single mothers or mothers with boyfriends who would come home and see just someone. A lot of them were single mothers or mothers with boyfriends. Yeah. They would, like, come home and, like, see just some five-year-old dude sitting on the floor with his girlfriend playing with their kid. That was so uncomfortable.

It is. That is uncomfortable. It is like Catch Me If You Can. The dads hated that. Oh, look at this. Look at him. Oh, my God. When he works for the FBI because he knows how to commit crime,

and you're trying to find autism in children. Yeah. Those kids were drawn to you. Yeah, kids love KB. Wow. Look at him. Does that make you change your answer? Yes.

I think you're number one. KB actually would be number one because actually thinking about it, me bringing another child home would be the worst. Yeah. What the fuck? I feel like I could see KB taking care of your kid and then he'd come into the yak with matching jumpsuits together. Like track suits. KB can change a diaper.

Surprisingly easy. I strayed away from that. Surprisingly easy. Really? Well, yeah. It's just poop. It's way easier than I thought. I thought I built that up in my head thinking it was going? Well, yeah. It's just... It's way easier than I thought. I thought I built that up in my head thinking it was going to be a thing.

It's nothing. Easiest thing ever. The hard part is just it's shit. Yeah, but then you get used to it. Yeah. Yeah. Once your kid shits in the tub, you become immune to everything. Scoops it up with my bare hands.

You're just like, nothing can faze me anymore. Seriously. I used to be grossed out by all my bare hands. You're just like, nothing can faze me anymore. Seriously. I used to be grossed out by all these things and now it's like, there is nothing that can faze me. So, you get that.

All right, let's do it. Let's go, KB's Wild. Yeah, because I want Che to start drinking this. I want to be able to enjoy a little bit of it. Agreed. All right.

Because one shot of this will have you feeling it. Oh, yeah. Should we do a test shot just to kind of see where we're at, maybe? Because this is going to taste terrible. It's going to be horrible. We can accommodate. Maybe it takes

three misses to get one shot. No, no, no. I like your idea. Let's spin the wheel to see who has to take a test shot. Test for poison. Yeah, test for poison. Not an eliminator wheel, just a regular wheel. Oh, look at that. We just saw behind the, I was like the Oz.

Behind the wheel. Holy shit. Put Kate on, put Kate on. I tried to reverse. Never mind, this is embarrassing. Say it. What? Go ahead.

What up, Rich? Oh, Josh Richards. Cool. Rich dad, Rich? Oh, Josh Richards. Cool. Rich Dad, poor Dad. What were you about to say, KB? Nothing. It was going to be embarrassing? Yeah.

I'd say even more of a tease. Life hack, you don't have to say everything. Hey, dude. That's so not true. You spelled Kate wrong. I like her cake. When I got her cake on Friday, I called it in and I didn't think I had to spell the name Kate

and they spelled it wrong. They spelled it like that. They spelled it like Blanchette. I didn't think I had to be like hey, it's happy birthday Kate. K-A-T-E. Yeah. Showed up and it was C-A-T-E. That's hilarious. Wild. It's amazing how people just don't know how to spell common names. I never in a million years thought that would be a thing.

What? Who's he texting? Stefan's not on the room. Oh, all right. Rip the label off that. Yeah. KB. Oh, shit. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Dude, you fucked up big time. KB's wild is over. Barstool shuts its doors. By the way, we have some new Yak merch that Owen... big time. Yikes. KB's Wild is over. Barstool shuts its doors. By the way, we have some new Yak merch that Owen hooked up. Make that, Owen. Oh, no, not

at all. Well, Owen showed it to us. Can we tease it? Flash it for one second. It is really, really good. No one screenshot this either. No, no, no. And there's no way to pause it and look longer, so that's good. Don't do that either. It's going to be so good. I'm going to just tweet it. No, no, no. And there's no way to pause it and look longer, so that's good. Don't do that either.

It's going to be so good. I'm going to just tweet it. I want it right now. Well, no, don't do that. No tweets? No, because we should tweet it when we have a link. This is a special gift. This is a special gift for the viewer.

I get excited. Yeah. I got excited too, but we don't want to post it and then be like, oh! Okay. Okay. Nice. I would get the non-tie-dye. Can we see that one real quick? Oh, there it is. He just showed the non-tie-dye.

I'm a tie-dye, definitely. The cream is going to be where it's at. Cream is where it's at. My boys are going to be dyed up. I don't want to be tied up, though. Definitely not. My boys are tied up Hell no, okay. Let's do it. It's been in a wheel for who he's wild for who is It's gonna be really bad Oh, no. Okay. Katie. Of course.

All right, you can chase it. No, that's okay. This is good. I'll go get you a shot glass. A shot glass would be a deal. Yeah, this is fine. Is it really 75%? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's 151. That's crazy. But it was $20, so I think that's cheap. That is very cheap. Yeah. That means it's's gonna be really bad that's like a nail polish we were talking about that's like a nickel

per standard drink yeah yeah pre-gaming in college how that's what we used to do was buy shitty vodka and just rip a ton of shots on it till you blacked out

and then you went out and we were like why did we do that why didn't we just enjoy drinking yes but I can't remember the last time I just was ripping

shitty shots I did that until 2018. Oh, I'm sure. That was my only method of getting drunk, just hallucinating. What was the generic Jager everybody was drinking? I forget the name. Oh, fuck. I remember Goldschlager.

I used to drink a ton of. Goldschlager, SoCo. I ran through every Burnett's flavor, and there's a lot. Every single one? Rumpelmints. Were you on 99 Bananas? 99 Bananas. 99 Bananas.

Apples, raspberry. The bright blue one? Loopy. Yeahints. Were you on 99 Bananas? 99 Bananas. 99 Bananas. Apples. Raspberry. The bright blue one. Loopy. Yeah, UV Blue. Yeah, UV Blue. Did you guys ever do Rumpelmints? Oh, yeah. Did you convince yourself

that it's basically mouthwash? Yeah. It is. Yeah. Alcoholic mouthwash. Well, yeah. That's what they drink it to, so you can't smell it.

They go home to the wife. If we could have skipped all that and just stuck with New Amsterdam vodka, the best damn vodka there is. I feel like Ronan has something up his sleeve. Don't trust what he's doing. Nope, not at all. He very quickly was like, I'll go get you a shot glass. Yeah.

That feels like something else. It's going to be a shot glass-shaped cactus. Let her pull from the bottle. Yeah. Rip it. Oh, man. That's just the her pull from the bottle. Yeah. Let's rip it. Oh, man. That's just the act for you, Kate. Yeah.

Now, Kyle, can you give us a hint as to what some of these slices of the wheel are? Dude, I came up with this when I was walking to work. Beautiful. Somebody tweeted when it hit KB's Wild. Somebody tweeted underneath, like, KB immediately trying to figure out what KB's wild is. Oh yeah. You can see it in his face. He's like,

shit, never thought this would happen. I know. And I saw people getting like hyped for it and I'm like, fuck. Okay.

Thank you. Okay, nice, nice, nice. Block him, ladies. Block him.

Block him. That's a W. This is our poison test. That's a W for me. You keep following me and just refuse to acknowledge myself. My mouth's already watering. I know, this test. That's a W for me. Keep following me. My mouth's already watering. I know. This is the type of alcohol that gives you the wheeze in the back.

You want a chaser? No. What the hell? Ew. Oh, man. Okay. Delicious. It's premium.

Four times distilled. My mouth's already. Keep a poker face. I'm going to. I'm going to see if I can. I'm going to smell first. Be times distilled. My mouth's already. Keep a poker face. Don't stare at your check. I'm going to see if I can. I'm going to smell first. Be the cool chick. Be the cool chick.

Be the cool chick. Cool. Guys like girls who can drink shitty vodka. Honestly, yeah. Yeah. I'm looking right into Stephen King's eyes when I do that. That's way too true, KB. Honestly, big time, yeah.

That's really what I used to think back in college. KB's confirming it. Okay. I would put a dip in at bars. Oh, yeah. That's really what I used to think back in college. KB's confirming it. Okay. I would put a dip in at bars. Oh, okay. And I'd be like, he's going to fucking get up there and go all the way. Yes. Yeah, okay.

That girl's quirky, they would think. Sorry, okay. I feel like you're stalling. I'm stalling. Okay, ready? That's disgusting. Honest revenge. Wow.

She didn't even chew an apricot. She wants a puke. Nope. Guys are watering. Now you're good. She's chilling. Gatorade? No.

No. Yes. No. Yes, Kate. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, Kate. Don't do it. One more. My mouth is so watery. Don't do it. Very watery. Pre-puke water. Yeah, no, I think if I did one more, I would vomit.

Don't do it. So give us an honest review. It is, my mouth is literally. It's so gross. Jeez. The cigs inside. Never going to be the same. My mouth is literally... It's so gross. It's... Jeez. Oh, no. The cigs inside.

It's never going to be the same. It has an extremely strong aftertaste. It's like, you know, the aftertaste of like Malorts, it hits you and it like... I don't know if you can hear how much. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The high was in my mouth. Thanks.

Thanks. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right, Che. Okay. So anyway, that's what you're in for. It's very bad and it burns a lot. A lot of burning.

Is your stomach hot? It's warm. My mouth is watery. My stomach is warm. My hands feel a little shaky. You'll be fine, Che. That's why you need another one. You're fine.

You're going to be fine. This will cut through any- Are you crying? No. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus It's gotten progressively worse for me She's like I'm fucked Yeah what the fuck

You're like a football player That gets hit And then pops right up And then they get to the sideline And they can't walk This is a slow burn At first I was like I don't have a hard time

And then it's It's in your esophageal tract My word. Yeah. Okay. It's very bitter. The thing is, all content Che is down for anything. He was about to show me his dick.

Yes, he was. I think he still will. After the vodka, what? That was a response. Let the record show. That was not. That was like you had thought about it. You delegated for minutes.

You wanted Big Cat to ask you that. Ask to see my dick. Nick, can I see your dick? Oh. Okay, there it is. Fair. Okay, here we go. Let's spin it.

Let's get it going. He's wild. Fuck yes. I'm so excited. Oh, man. This is sick. K or B. K or B.

K or B. K or B. K or B. Woo. Oh. Chay B. Chay B. K or B. Woo! Oh. Che B. Che B. Okay.

Close enough. Great, Che. There's been one killer B that's released in the studio. That would be fun. That is a great idea. Yeah, just one. He's trying to figure out what Che B means. Do I take it off the wheel?

All right, Chay. It stays on. I scoured your tweets dating back to 2011. Oh, no. Oh, no. You want to admit to anything before we get into it? For this one, you're going to fill in the blank. This was tweeted on November 17, 2012.

I may be in the minority. You are. Oh, no. But I'm very excited about Blank's return to the lineup. November 17th, 2012. Wow. Damn. November 17th, 2012.

All right, so this is going to be perfect. Then there's a hashtag that will be a gigantic clue. You can ask for the hashtag, but if you still miss, you get two shots. Oh. It just worked. That's good. You don't want that. I'll take the clue because it's got to be something either Knicks related or Bucks related

I feel like it's Knicks hashtag Knicks yeah oh damn maybe in the minority but I'm very excited about Blank's return to the lineup

you wouldn't have said lineup if it was the Bucks like you should have known that was Knicks yeah what a waste yeah but I thought it would be like player specific

maybe that it would but you wouldn't say the word lineup you'd say roster football team and it sounds like someone nobody else likes you're like i'm nobody else is gonna think this sure you might help him though i don't want to you obtain one reply and you can ask for that for no risk wait sorry oh you can get the reply yes i love that uh you might as well take it oh no don't hold for no risk? No risk.

Oh, yeah, sure. I'll take the reply. The reply. So am I, said the fire hydrant. Okay, that's good. Zinger. All right. 2012.

Kate, pass the bottle down. Oh, sure. I have a guess. It feels like there's small shards of glass in my throat now. Oh, no. There is actually glass in that. Yeah. It's a little bit. It cuts your stomach so it absorbs faster.

Get fucked up a little quicker. I'm feeling it. They had to cut down on like how- You have unlimited phone of friends. You have unlimited phone of friends to any foreplay member. Great rule. Does that include Jake and Lurch? All right.

20 seconds. Yes. 20 seconds. Yes. 10 seconds. Three, four. So I'm going to say, I think it's either Raymond Felton or Amari Stoudemire. I'm going to say Amari Stoudemire. Correct. Yeah!

Yay! That was my guess. It was the reply. You shouldn't have told him the reply. No, the reply didn't come. A shot of Gatorade goes in. You get three, you beat the gauntlet. There's a little back up. Jeremy Lin would have been the reply. A shot of Gatorade goes in? If you get three, you beat the gauntlet. There's a little vacuum.

Jeremy Lin would have been good. Does a shot of Gatorade go in? No, yeah, a shot of Gatorade. Oh, yeah. To the vase, right? Ron, you want to handle that? Huge, Steven, huge. All right, next gauntlet.

Yeah. Or is it still? January 14th, 2012. I'm all for emotions in sports, but how you gonna cry with blank on? And you can ask for the hashtags. What's the date? 2012. What was the full date?

January 14th, 2012. How are you gonna read it again? I'm all for emotions and sports, but how are you going to cry with blank on? It's a two-word phrase. I have two finalists. It's either one form of, do I need the exact wording? Yes. So my guess is it's either eye black or face paint,

something of the John Randall type, that stuff. And seconds. Or shoulder pads. And I feel like the answer is shoulder pads. Two, one. Shoulder pads. Incorrect. What was it?

Warrior paint. Ah, yep. That's a shot. Shoulder pads one didn't really make much sense Warrior Paint. Ah, yeah. That's a shot. Shoulder Pads one didn't really make much sense. No. Not at all. No. I made a lot of sense.

Jay doesn't like Men in Shoulder Pads. I think a win should give him more Gatorade. Yeah. Two shots of Gatorade for a win. Okay. Can we label? Oh, yeah. There we go.

Jesus Christ, Ron. All right. Wait, how many questions are in this? There's enough. Okay. I forgot the wheel exists. January 23, 2011. This is a speed gauntlet now.

Yo, blank, you tagged a person. Yo, blank, I'm going to be in Boston next week for three days. Let me know a spot I got to eat at. What's good up there? Word app. Sorry, what was the date? January 23, 2011. It is a celebrity and or athlete.

Yo, blank, I'm going to be in Boston next week for three days. Let me know a spot I got gotta eat at. What's good up there? Word app. I hope it's Aaron Hernandez. Is it Kyle Arrington? Is that your final answer? That's my literally only guess. Incorrect. Nate Robinson.

Nate Robinson. Word app. Word app. Next one. We're going fast. You got two strikes. You missed this one. You're done. No responses. 2.30 in the morning.

How do I win? 2.30 in the morning. That's a good catch, Keith. What are you doing now? What are you doing at 2.30 in the morning? 12.41 a.m. October 21st, 2010. This is 12.41 a.m.

Tweeted a person this. I'm just telling you how I feel, man. I ain't one of the Cosbys. I ain't go to Hill, man. Tweeted this to a person. Steve. It's a lyric. What?

You think you know the guy? I tweeted this to a person? Yes. I think I have a guess. Really? You can ask Nick. What's your guess? For no risk. Ocho I have a guess. Really? You can ask Nick. What's your guess? For no risk. Ocho Cinco.

Wrong. That actually would have been my guess. Really? Yeah. You can get one clue. You seem like the guy that tweeted Ocho Cinco in the early 2010s. My first tweet is Ocho Cinco. 10 seconds. You can get one clue. Yeah. One clue, please. It's very easy. 10,

9, 8, 7, 6. Read it again real quick. Kanye? Correct. Yeah! Damn, good job. Two right, two wrong. This will be the last one.

What is this? Steven. How old was 2010 Steven? Twitter for Android. That was, what, 2010? 24. Yeah. 24 out of the bars. I think I just signed up for Android. That was, what, 2010? 24. 24 out of the bars. I think I just signed up for Twitter.

All right, one more right and he wins the gauntlet, right? Kanye must have loved seeing that. I feel like that was in response to, like, what's your favorite Kanye lyric or something. Yeah, okay. Name the missing ingredient. This is from recently. This is your tweet.

Day nine breakfast, Tom's favorite smoothie. Again, blueberries, banana, almond butter, almond milk, TB12 vanilla plant-based protein powder. Name the missing ingredient. Tom's favorite smoothie is almond milk, blueberry, almond butter, banana, vanilla protein powder, and ice. Ten seconds. You just got it right there. Ten seconds. I will give you the hint that ice does not count as an ingredient.

Oh. I thought that was it. Did you say banana? I did. Just read it again. Yeah, read it again. You have to answer immediately. My favorite smoothie, blueberries, banana, almond butter, blank, almond milk, TB12, vanilla, plant-based protein powder.

So where the blank is is important. Five. Hemp milk? Four. Three. Is it hemp milk? Incorrect. It's flax.

Oh, no. Yikes. Flax. You're going to get hammered. Yeah, it's three shots in there now. And that's not a lot of Gatorade. That's a lot of base. That's turning less and less orange.

I'm drinking out of a base. Oh, no, you're drinking out of a Camelback. You might need someone to keep a camera on Shay all day. That's enough to ruin a day, what's in there right now. And I get two Gatorades for each correct, yeah? Yes. Three shots, like three shots. Yeah.

All right. Back to the wheel? Shay might die. We failed the gauntlet. Yeah. And if it lands on gauntlet again, do you have more? He failed that gauntlet. I think that gauntlet's over with.

Okay. All right. Next. Wait, what happens if I win a gauntlet? You got more Gatorade. I'm taking Chibi off. Kyle? Yeah. It was three strikes or three correct. How could you forget flax? Right.

It's a pretty big one to forget. I don't add that as much anymore. Oh! Wait, did you ever? No, I still did. It sounds like it's Che's favorite smoothie and not Brady's favorite smoothie. Interesting. Okay. A or B.

A or B. K or B. K or B. I mean, it's going to happen, right? A or B. QB is wild. You know what that means. Everybody's favorite.

Yeah. It sounds like a good chain restaurant. I think, by the way, KB's Wild should have to stay on the big wheel because this is electric. This is fantastic. You can come up with a new game anytime. And for anyone. Yeah, for anyone.

Yeah. Dude, I have no idea what I've ever tweeted. I don't think that I'd. Yeah. Oh, you can change the game too. Yeah. Dude, I have no idea what I've ever tweeted. I don't think that I'd... Yeah. Oh, you can change the game, too. Yeah. I'm looking at players on the cover of Madden. Do I get to pick?

No. Oh. From 2003 to 2022, you get 10 seconds. I'm going to give you a letter. You're going to give me a player on the Madden cover whose last name begins with that letter. Wow. Awesome. Ten seconds?

Do I have unlimited guesses during that time or no? How many does he have to get right, Kyle? It's the same, three. Three. Three wrong is okay. Okay. Who's counting the ten seconds? We need to have that.

Do it. Sass can do it. Do I get unlimited guesses during this 10 second time? Yes. You just have to get it right. Okay, ready? Should I start the timer after you finish the question? F.

F? It's a quarterback? No. It's someone on the Madden cover. You're 5 seconds in already. 3 to 22. Alright, well it's already been ten seconds. We can... Ten. Ten.

Thirty. Ten. I'm trying to go through each year. Come on, Che. Ten. There's two options. I know it. I think he didn't get it.

He didn't get it. Yeah, that's a no. I got it immediately. Marshall Falk. That was right. And then Fitzgerald. Okay. He hit it.

It was too late, though. It was way too late. All right, well, ten seconds is outrageous. I'll give a half shot. I got it immediately. Half then Fitzgerald. It was too late, though. It was way too late. All right. I'll give a half shot. I got it immediately. Half shot. No shot. How about just a little dribble?

I'm going to give him it right. Okay. He did get it right. All right. Fine. This is tough to do it in 10 seconds. Give him 15. That's not a shot.

All right. Don't be. You got soft. This isn't how KBs are used to be played. All right. Are you ready? What happened to KB? All right. Don't be. You got soft. This isn't how KBs are used to be played. All right. Are you ready? What happened to KB? All right.

No cheating. Same category? Same category. P. One. That's easy. Yeah. Give him.

That's easy. Come on. There's two options. Come on. Come on, man. That's easy. One. Come on.

Ten seconds. Ten seconds. Ten seconds. Oh, it's last name. Last name. Last name. Oh, it's last name. Last name. Last name. Oh, Che. Anyone know it?

Adrian Peterson. Follow Malou. Follow Malou. Follow Malou. Same cover as Fitzgerald. All right, you ready? Last question. Oh, no.

Che. Hey, you are struggling. Ten seconds is a lot of time. We need a little bit more time than this. We all got it. But nobody else did. Everybody else got it right away. Ready.

30 seconds for this one? Yeah, sure. Think, Jay. He's going to die. L. Yeah. L. Last name.

Okay. Ray Lewis. Correct. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Give it a rate. That was five seconds.

Iterate them. See? Way to go, Steven. You got your swagger back. I thought it was Kyle Lauletta. Oh, yeah, yeah. 2005 invention of the hit stick. Okay.

So that's two wrong and one right. Two wrong? Two wrong, one right. No, we got... We gained the first half. Two right, one wrong. Ready? Two wrong.

No. Same category? Yep. Okay. H. Hillis, Peyton Hillis. Yes. All right.

Two seconds. Back to the wheel good job thank you he's past that he's past that part of it ask us some other ones later than I thought

oh it's okay fuck you could also make Steven drink it tomorrow have it sit put it in the fridge put it in the fridge speed through it

we're all taping the bracket in here so I can just drink it during that great and then people can watch that. Yeah, there you go. Cross promotion.

It's very smart. All right. I don't love that. I want to see it happen here. All right, well, then put some in the Camelback. He can start drinking. We can speed through this. Put a little in a cup.

He can start drinking. Yeah. Pour a little in the cup. He can start drinking right now. Yeah, and he'll start drinking. But the Camelback is a necessity. Yeah, no, he'll do the rest of the camelback, but let's just...

Fill it up to that first line. Yeah, that's good. That's good. All right, come... All right. Power move if he comes in and chugs.

All right, spin the wheel now. If he chugs that. Yeah, if he chugs that, that would be fucking... Everybody take a bat. Go away while he chugs it. He can't chug it.

The haters are saying you're not going to chug it. No, don't chug that. I'm guessing it's awful. You smell anything, Che? Chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug going to chug it. Don't chug that. I guess it's awful. You smell anything, Che? Oh, good work, good work. Whoa! All right, now pour him a cup. Yeah, pick up the cup, Che. A cup to go back in the booth with. Yeah, he needs to go cup. All right.

Didn't make much of a dent. Okay, or be... It'd be gauntlet. All right, T.J., I sent you a bunch of pictures. Just put one up at a time. Steven just has to say who or what that is. He's going to be really drunk off that little. Oh, my God.

He's going to be hammered. Look how much has gone of this. Divorce backers. Cash those tickets. Steven Shea. I got to give credit. Are we allowed to go over? Can we go over?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I said no because Shea said they were filming something in here. Yeah, we have the room at two. I have to say Steven Che There's never been a person

Who's been more down For everything Yeah I'm supposed to know Who that is Alright wait Whoa whoa Go

Easy You started Okay Sorry I You can give me 18 hours I wanted to skit progressively

Start with an easier one We'll give you that A free pass Who is that It's Beckinsale Beckinsale It's Beckinsale I mean, 18 hours, I have no idea. I want it to skit progressively. Start with an easier one. We'll give you that a free pass. Who is that, Nick? It's Beckinsale. Beckinsale. It's Beckinsale. There's a theme with all of these things.

Kobe Bryant. There we go. Gatorade. Job. KBs. Oh, they're KBs. Brilliant. This is very smart.

Yeah. I like that. Okay. Fucking weird brain, man. This is very smart. Yeah. I like that. Okay. Fucking weird brain, man. Ah. Oh, she was in that movie. Name. N.

Nine. Oh, yeah, she was in that movie. Seven. The Blank Motel. She was in The Office. Five. It's not. Four. Can't plan chat.

Three. No, it's definitely not. Two. One. Happy Bates. That's a Bates. That's a shot. I would have had an hour. I wouldn it's definitely not. One. Happy Bates. That's a shot. I would have had an hour. I wouldn't have gotten that.

I'll give him a three-quarter shot. Yeah, let's not kill him. He's making a dent. All right, next. Oh, I know this. I've actually done something with him. You can call Riggs for the answer. You can call Riggs.

Is this a golfer? No. No. Tell him the answer. You can call Riggs. Is this a golfer? No. No. Tell him the genre. I'll give you a hint that you will not know at all, but it's just a fun fact. Played in a softball tournament with a celebrity softball game with Hannah Cook last night. Kind of a dud on camera. Last night.

He has the personality of like a brown cane. Yeah. B night. Yeah. He has the personality of like a brown cane. Yeah. Boring. Yeah. Played in a softball game, a celebrity softball game last night with Hannah Cook. Is Hannah Cook

one of the celebrities? Yes. He has the personality of a brown cane. Is that... It's like a walking stick. Yeah. Luggage.

Brown cane. Is it somebody named Brown Cane? Is that your final answer? Cane Brown? Yeah! All right, good job. Yeah, they were a celebrity. I think Anna won the MVP.

Wow. What is his profession? Country singer, yeah. Country singer. Nashville. Give him an easier one, TJ. Maybe like the inanimate object. Oh.

Kettlebell. Oh, yeah. That a boy. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer.

Oh, I know this. This should be easy. Actually, it's not easy for you. Can we give him like charades type clues i'll give you a k trade him something give him something to rate him well i don't know who this is but i'll just say a word it's a documentary michael moore no michael moore's fat it's got to be no it starts with k and b okay um a griff griffy spilling boiling boiling water on himself Junior Hotwater

Remember the initials Junior Hotwater And his famous documentarian Junior Hotwater Also known as Ken Burns Yes, Ken Burns Junior Hotwater I kind of just want to see how many. I just want a name.

I want something. He's not getting her. I have no idea who that is. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I know. Is that Cate Blanchett? Yeah.

I was going to say, just guess Cate Blanchett for every woman. Cate Blanchett starts with a C. That's it. Cate with a C. Oh. It's Bosworth, baby. Ooh. Damn.

All right, next one. I'm not familiar with her work. So should I give him a shot for that? Oh, chance. I'll give him a half shot. Yeah, this one. I'm not familiar with her work. So should I give him a shot for that? No chance. I'll give him a half. Yeah, this one. Give him a shot. This one he's got no chance on.

Is this a famous person? He doesn't know. Is it? Yeah, they're all famous. Hey, you were going to be obliterated. He might die, dude. I don't know who this is. I forget who it is.

Next. Oh, if he forgets who it is. Yeah, that doesn't count. We're not giving you any show. Who is that? Oh. Ooh. Can I have two guesses?

Sure. Kurt Busch or Kyle Busch. Yes. Okay. Gatorade him. Who was that woman that we saw? You're just playing for Gatorade. I feel like she was in the 80s.

Who was that? Yeah, she was Ellie Brooke. Someone recognized the name. I forget who it is in the 80s. Who was that? I actually forget. Someone recognized the name. I forget who it is. You created this. I didn't. The cheekbone. Kim Basinger.

That's Kim Basinger? Eminem's mom. Yeah. She's Eminem's mom? Yes. Eight Mile. Yes. She's drunk already, guys.

I thought Eminem had humble beginnings. Here's a clue. Dax Shepard. Eminem is hard, dude. She was in The Good Place. She's the voice of Gossip Girl. That's right. Should we allow that?

Her initials are KB. For whom the blank tolls. We gotta push back the bracket. This is incredible. For whom the blank tolls. gotta push back the bracket For whom the blank tolls Blank dunced Yes It's like whatever was at the top of the

Notre Dame Kristen Bell More Gatorade Good job Steven We're just about out of Gatorade He's got another one Really water it down Are you sure?

The River Wild. Yes. It's a breakfast food. It's crispy. It's meat. Home Alone. When the mom's like, on the plane. If you don't get this, you are getting a shot.

Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon. I don't know. I actually see a lot of movies, but I don't really know the names of the guys. Oh my god, Kevin Bacon. That deserves a shot. Yeah, six degrees of Kevin Bacon. I just can't with a good conscience give him another shot.

This one was one of my personal faves. Even I know this one. 88? Should be. He hasn't caught on to the initials yet. Oh, Kyle Brady. Yeah. Picked over Warren Sapp.

Keep drinking, Steven. Oh, boy. Are you feeling a little tipsy, my boy? This is going to be tough. It just tastes gross. It's going to hit you like a fucking train. Yeah. What the fuck is this?

That's correct. That is correct. Yes, that is right. Give him some Gatorade. Is that a thing? It looks Russian. It's Russian in the middle. Real G's move in silence.

Like lasagna. Is this KGB? Yes. I did not know they had a logo. Really good at branding. Great merch. You got to put that on a hat. HB fall Gary V's book. They do limited releases. Cream, the KGB creams. Really good at branding. Great merch. Huh? You got to put that on a hat. It's a tie-dye.

It's a default Gary Vee's book. They do limited releases. Cream. The KGB creams are hot. Are there any more? Is that the... That's it. That's it.

All right. Good job. Take it off the wheel. Take it off the wheel. So we have three more spins. Three more spins. Do you want the second Cubies Wild, KB? What? Do you want the second QB's Wild, KB? What?

Do you want the second QB's Wild on there still? There's another quarterback trivia. Okay, yeah, yeah. Can we pour the vase into the camelback now and then we can keep filling up the vase and at the end we'll put...

Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. Someone wants to do that? Yeah. Do that and put a little Red Bull in there for them. Yeah. Are we mixing the Red Bull

with all of it? Oh, sure. Yeah, I think so. I think the Red Bull will make sure. I think you're going to want the Red Bull. That's what makes it death juice. Some bubbles will help. Anything that's not the alcohol you want in there.

The taurine will overpower a little bit more than the orange. Let's spin. I like this. I feel like it's just going to taste even more. We need that camel back on you, baby. I'm curious to know what the physical challenge is. Well.

Wonder no more. We don't have time for this, but he was going to spin the wheel for each of us, and he was going to have to arm wrestle whoever landed on. We have time for that. I'll arm wrestle somebody. We have time for that. Let, and he was going to have to arm wrestle whoever it landed on. No, we have time for that. I'll arm wrestle somebody. Yeah, we have time for that. Let's go. How the fuck?

How about we just do one? You win, you get Gatorade, you lose, you get... Oh, here we go. Deal. Now we're talking. So you have to arm wrestle. Okay. What's their surface?

One of the Yak Orca coolers that are available for sale in the Barstool store? That would be a great idea. Army crawl position. Sitting down, yeah. Army crawl, yeah. Do another Barstool store. On the Compton Square. Oh, you want to do that, Ron?

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Really? No way. If all goes well. They invited way too many people, though. They invited everybody. They're like, you're definitely going to be there, right? Yeah. I'm going to stick out like a sore thumb.

Smells pretty good. As an obvious hetero. You're going to be giving dudes sore thumbs. Clench. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Spin. Maybe. So whoever lands on Steven is going to arm wrestle if he wins.

How about if he wins, that person has to take a shot. Yes, I'm telling you, every time I saw it still hurts. That's not an exaggeration. Hopefully it doesn't land on you again. You could beat him. I don't want to kill Steven. People are asking him.

Wait, what? What do you mean? I don't know. Too much liquor? I don't want to kill Steven Chad. Kill Steven. People are asking him. He's a father. Wait, what? What do you mean? I don't know. Do we give him too much liquor? I don't know. No, we can slow down on giving him liquor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We can. I think you can just play for Gator right now. Yeah. You just start drinking the camera. Mix it up a little bit. How many did we put in there? Five? Good and squishy. Shots?

More than that. Look at this. Look how much of this. It's a third of this bottle. You don't have to drink it all, Stephen. Just get drunk. All right. You got to drink it all?

We should give him a Wonderlic after an hour and see if he can get the Wonderlic. Are we done with this? That's bad. That's not good. Okay, spin it. I don't think you are understanding how strong it is. It's very strong. You don't understand how strong Stephen is, but Owen's about to.

Let's go, Owen. Owen. Let's go, Owen! Let's go, Owen! Wait, Owen has to take a shot at this? Arm wrestling. If he loses, I'll be his champion. One shot of it could kill Owen, I think. Let's do a different spin for who has to be Owen's champion.

Owen has to arm wrestle, but one of us has to take the shot in his loo. Just win, Owen. Owen has to arm wrestle, but one of us has to take the shot in his loo. All right, Owen. Just win, Owen. Just win. Owen ate a 50-gram milligram edible in here the other day. Oh, no. Oh, my God. That was a bad idea.

All right, so you guys got to lay down and put the yak cooler in between you. That's pretty high up. Yeah, no, I think this will be funny. It's the worst I've ever seen. Yeah. Ever, yeah. Anyone ever used one of these things before? Oh, a camelback.

Yeah, yeah. No, you get up. Get up right up there. Complex. So you've got to go tabletop here. Oh, here we are. Okay. All right, hold on.

Make sure the camera's around. Tell them to rotate it 90 degrees so I can see it. Rotate it 90 degrees. Here, we're going to do it for this camera right here. Rotate it 90 degrees. Here. Come on, Owen. Okay. Come on, Owen. Come on, Owen. So Che gets Gatorade, Roan gets a shot.

Correct. Oh, that sound made it sound like it was their knuckles. Steve and Che's back muscles are rippling. Yeah, they are. Owen looks calm. Alright, Owen. Oh, no. Hold out, Owen.

It's tough to fight dads today. I'll tell you that much. he's going to fight. Oh, no. He's a beast. No, no, no. Hold out, Owen. The man is a beast. Hold out, Owen. It's tough to fight dads, Frank. I'll tell you that much. The man is a beast. It's tough to fight dads. The man is a beast. The man is a beast. The man is a beast.

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The man is a beast. The man is a beast. The man is a beast. The man is a beast. The man is a beast. The man is a beast. The man is a beast. The man is a beast. Steven, do you think you could beat everyone in an arm wrestling match? Che, can you come over here and try this, see if it works?

We'll just do K or B now. We have time. We have a half hour. K or B is simple. Steven, K or B? Into the mic. K or B? K.

K. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's K. Oh, no. Oh, no. What's Kay? Oh, no. Oh, what's Kay? Kielbasa. Neither of them are good. Kay, get over here and start sipping this.

Oh. Jay, just. You have your Camelback. I know. I just need you to see if it works. Kate, how do you feel right now after having. I swear to God, it's still. What is it?

Going in. Kefir. Yeah. Kefir, do you want. Oh, it's still... What is it? Going in? A fear, yeah. A fear? Do you want... Oh, it's going in. Put it in? A probiotic. It's like a yogurt-y.

Oh. Well, that's about to make it way worse. Not drugs. The yogurt might actually... What was B? You can switch to B if you don't want that. Is this, like, good? Yeah, it's good for you.

This might actually help soothe... It's like a smoothie. You should just use that as a chaser, Steven. Use it as a chaser. Don't put it in there. Just sip on it after. And neither of us. Chase wasted.

It's not like science. Never used a camelback? It's a little tricky to figure out. They're complex. They're complex devices. Does someone else want to taste test that? Let's do it. Just from a sober perspective.

Sure. Can I chase with it? You got to open this thing, dude. What was B? How old is this thing? Beer. Okay. What the fuck?

Just use that as a chaser. Is it cold? Is that yogurt drink still cold? Yeah. Cool. Lukewarm. Okay. Lukewarm yogurt drink.

Yeah, there it is. It works. It's working. She's pumping. How does it taste, Sass? I didn't taste it. No. I wouldn't taste it. Taste it, Sass. I'll taste it. All works. She's working. She's pumping. How does it taste, Sass? I didn't taste it. No one tasted it.

Taste it, Sass. I'll taste it. All right, he's ready to go. It doesn't feel like it's... Might have to pop the top. Never. Yeah. Yes.

Wait, don't you have to like... Do you have to pinch it with your teeth? Yes, you have to pinch it. Yeah. That sounds right. Yes, you got to bite it. Like nothing's... Trust me, you got to bite it. That sounds right. Yes, you got to bite it. Like nothing's... Trust me, you got to bite it to get any chocolate.

You got to really go, baby. You could tell it's acid or formula. You're a suck. This has never sucked a nipple. Ever. There's like certain like... Yeah, no, we get it. You don't know what a nipple's like.

You're a glutton to titties, man. I'm getting a little better now, but... Okay. I think you got to bite on it. You really got to chew it. It's strong. Yes. It doesn't taste that bad, though. Like'm getting a little better now. I think you got a bite on it. You really got to chew it. It's strong. It doesn't taste that bad, though. The drink actually tastes pretty good.

Hey, Jeff. Hey. I don't want to try my own. Can you bring it here? First day. I'm loose. That just loosened me up. Can you spin those?

When all the boys suckle. I like KB getting a little sucky sucky. Boys are sucky. Okay, here goes Ron. Thank you. I appreciate you. Ron took the shoty sucky Boys are sucky Okay here goes Rone Thank you I appreciate you Oh Rone took the shot That's very tolerable

Okay Yeah That'll sneak up Wait Che get over here Oh no look at Rone's face Rone give it a minute Tell me how your Like how your throat swallowed

That's gonna get you wasted It's very bad Don't drink all that Yeah are you loose already? Just get a little drunk, yeah. All right, take another sip. It's very bad. Yeah.

Roan is still struggling. Cage is such a badass for doing no face, no chase with this. Wall face. He did this at the UT Clemson game. Finished it all. Okay. Oh, look at that. Clemson game. Finished it all. Okay. Oh, look at that. Look at that.

Now take a sip. Take a sip for the camera. You can also adjust the magnet so it's like more room. It's a nice... Yeah, you gotta bite and suck. It was $120.

Jeez. Oh my God. I texted the group. I was like, does anyone have a Camelback before I fucking splurge? Does it work? It's a little...

Not a lot of of comes out. You can't really get that much of a solid flow. Did you try twisting it? So you don't binge Camelback. I mean, it comes out. Okay. Great. Just keep sucking on it.

Yep. I think it's probably because you don't want to drink all your water at once. Maybe that's probably a sausage thing. You're raving. You're KB's wild at once. I legitimately, like, that loosened me up. Yeah. Your eyes are glimmering at once. I legitimately, like, loosen me up. Yeah. Your eyes are glimmering right now.

I think Che's wasted. I don't want to. I think so. It has to be. Ooh. Let's do the last category. Oh, one cup of that would fuck your whole day up. Like, I'm not kidding, Rowan.

How bad is it? It's like pouring hot lava down your throat. I feel like I got to try it. You have to. Please. Please do. For legal purposes, I'm not forcing Che to do this. It feel like I gotta try it. You have to, please. Let's get Nick one. For legal purposes, I'm not forcing Che to do this.

It's like shards of fat. No, he's gonna have a little more by the end of the show and then he can stop. He's gotta be hammered already. Get a little bit drunker. Hey, are you hammered?

I'm a little bit drunk. Here's the camelback. Don't be sucking too much. No teat sucking. It does taste better with the Red Bull, which is surprising. Okay. Yeah, I believe that.

Oh, Nick has a huge shot of it. Fuck, Adam. Don't let it sneak up on you either. It's like paint thinner. It hurts my hand as it's touching. I think I have a cut. Very clean cut right now, brother. That is a healthy pour.

Is that Nick juice? Do you see anything mixed in it? Yeah, it's Nick juice. Okay, you got That is a healthy part. It's so pungent. Is that Nick juice? Do you see anything mixed in it? Yeah, it's Nick juice. Okay, you got to keep a straight face. That's how Nick's nut looks. Opaque. Fully clear. Straight face?

Yep, straight face. Oh, no, you don't have to do that. You don't have to. What was that? What was that? Oh, Che is wasted. He's hammered. Oh, man. Exhale or. He's hammered. Oh, man.

Exhale or inhale before shots? Exhale. Is it exhale? Yeah, I don't know. That was quick. That was quick and easy. Oh, boy. Oh, Nicky.

I can't breathe. Oh, Nicky. Oh, Nicky, Nicky. Come on, Nicky. Nicky. Didn't even make a face. Oh! Can't even tell. Kate, I don't know how on, Nikki. Nikki. Didn't even make a face. Can't even tell.

Kate, I don't know how you did that. It's an immediate pain. I want, big guy, you got to try this. It is for real shards of glass. It's for real shards of glass. Two interviews after this. It'll loosen you up a little. It'll make you way more fun. Just for the taste.

I feel like I should do one too. My chest is like glass. It is glass. I keep coming back to the term broken glass. I might hop on that camelback. It's so hot. It's so hot. You need to open it for me.

It's so pressurized. It's like heat in your mouth. It's not just like fire. It's like a thick heat. It's so pressurized. It's a heat in your mouth. Yeah. It's not just like fire. It's like a thick heat. It's also one of those drinks that if you take one shot, you couldn't pass, and you got pulled over two days from now, the cop will be like, dude, you're wasted. We got to get rid of these clothes that we're in right now for sure.

It's just so punchy. I think I'm just drunk. If you lit a match in the air right now, this entire room would explode. Paul Rabel's going to come in and he's going to be like, dude, are you fucked up? Label. Label around. All right. Label police.

Oh, yeah. No, I feel warm now. It immediately, yes. Sass, you need your shot? That's some gross shit. Yeah, I'll take one. Sass a shot. I haven't eaten anything, which is the same worrying.

Give me three quarters like I had. Oh, no, don't give me. I felt myself go from a four to a five. Yeah, get Steve in here. Hey, can you grab a Snapchat, Steve? We have to finish this bottle before we get out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me that camelback.

I don't want you drinking it. That's KB death mix. That's going to also be like a burp in five hours. Snapchat. Hey, I got one for you. You take a shot real quick. We got a shot. You can't leave the room until the bottle's gone.

This is important. And it goes great with super creamy iced coffee. Vodka. It's like a... It's real Russian. It's right here. You get that? From Baltimore.

It's distilled in Baltimore. Like the saliva is like hanging out my jowl. Yes. Yeah. Steve. Like a dog. Oh, we spilled it first. That's distilled in Baltimore. Like, the saliva is, like, hanging out my jowl. Yes. Yeah. Steve. Like a dog. Oh, we spilled it first. That's a mistake.

That's a mistake. You can chase. You gotta just do it. Yeah! Ken Jack, you gotta take a shot. Tough guy. Ken Jack. Get in here, you fucking ass.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There he goes. There he goes. There he goes. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Here, let me get the shot. There he goes. There he goes. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Here, let me get the shot. Give Ken Jack an entire piece.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Steve's wearing the same shoes as me. You got to take a second shot. That's the old same shoe shot. One for each kill shot. Shit. Here you go, brother.

Bottoms up. Vodka. Vodka. Should we make Paul Rabel take a shot? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bottoms up. Vodka. Vodka. Should we make Paul Rabel take a shot? Yeah. Che, fill in the blank. Oh, Ken Jack did not like. Paul.

Ken Jack does not like. This is better than hitting people with a pellet gun. Nasty never had his. I didn't have mine. Give me a smaller one, though. Paul Rabel's coming on PMT in a minute. Paul. Paul, you got to take a shot.

What's going on? Paul, take a shot. Hey, how's it going, man? Yeah. He's a hero. Paul, take a shot. How's it going, man? Yeah! He's a hero. Yeah. Look at this. He has no idea what he's doing.

It's called Devil's Spoon. Yeah, yeah. I'll take a turn. Death juice. Oh! Yeah! It's, yeah, no, it's not nice. We all took one.

Oh, he thought it was tequila. Oh, it's terrible. Ever clear. That's hand sanitizer. Yeah. You want he thought it was tequila. Oh, it's terrible. Ever clear. That's hand sanitizer. Do you want to do it again? Again. All right, we'll be done in a second, Paul. Oh, man.

Who else? Mad Dog. Mad Dog. Steven, hand it over. What? It's really good to see you. Yeah, yeah. Don't worry, I took a shot too.

Get in here. Mad Dog, come in and have a shot. A shot from Mad Dog. Back pack off. These guys are getting in the background. Mad Dog, come in and have a shot. That's us. For Mad Dog. Back pack off. These guys are getting wasted off one. Mad Dog, all the guys made a face. Shay, you're done.

We're worried about you. Can you take a shot? Take one more sip, Shay, and then you can be done. Sass has to go. One more shot. Gooch. What are you asking? Big sip.

Mad Dog, you're going to take a shot. How do I take this? Oh, Sass. Got a Gooch face reveal. Come take a shot. Got a Gooch face reveal. Take a shot. Oh, Gooch. It's KB Death Juice. It's KB Death Juice.

It's a terrible vodka. Yeah, it's that. It burns. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. We just all took one. Yeah, and Che has a whole backpack full. Oh, there you go.

Yeah, three quarters of one. Three quarter shots. I love KB's Wild. A little half shot. It is so hot. It is hot. Go ahead, Mad Dog. My tongue is burning.

Is it still burning? Roan, when you swallow, do you feel it still? Yeah. Oh, it's bad. No, it's bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it, though. You got it, yeah!

Oh! She caught the glasses. All right. Yeah! See, she was great. Let's get that glass back. Let's get Coot poured up. She's been the best one so far.

Oh, man. She's proven women have no taste. It's a vodka and nothing else. I'm going to finish this bottle. That's just KB Death cheese. Want some Gatorade? I feel drunk. Oh, yeah.

No, it's a gas. It makes you feel like hot and like a little. I did Gatorade. I'm going to have the hottest turd. Yeah. Yeah. Gatorade didn't help. to have the hottest turd. Yeah. Gatorade did Gatorade. Oh, TJ's just chugging it. Oh, TJ.

TJ's chugging it in there. On the camelback. That a boy. Jack, come have another, you lingering fuck. Yeah. We probably have about five to eight shots left. Come on in, Daniela. Daniela.

Daniela. I love how we're using Come on in, Daniela. Daniela. Daniela. I love how we're using the same shot glass for seven. Daniela. CJ, I want more mix. I want my mix. Come on in. I want my fucking mix. It'd be death juice day.

Let's see. KB wants his juice now. Excited to see what happens when a classy person takes it. Joey. Joey. Joey. Oh, yeah. Daniela's. No, Daniela. Half one. Half a shot. Half a shot. Half a shot. It's KB death juice. We. Oh, yeah. No, Daniel?

Half one. Half a shot. Half a shot. We've all done it. It's just a spicy. It's bad, but we've all done it. You did it? Yeah.

We all took it. Everyone has. Jay's been sipping it for like two hours. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we've all taken it. Still burping.

No, I'm not taking another one. I think I have to take another one. Everyone's taking one. Here we go. Shots. We've all taken one. It will kill you. Oh, yeah.

That's good, right? That's good. Close to it. Joey. I'm going. Are you scared? We're not going to face him at all. close to it Joey Joey Langone scared I gotta admit this I hate to do this

to you Joey before we went on the yak he's like if you guys are drinking anything I'll have two shots of it you said that

Joey he said four wait Langone this is how we do it in state this is how we do it in state

nothing nothing let's go one more no he doesn't This is how we do it in state. This is how we do it in state. Nothing. Let's go. One more. No, he doesn't. Don't take one more. There'll be a lot of typos. No cocky shit. Social today.

No cocky shit. This KB death mix is perfect. It's actually good. Can I get an idea? You should keep that camelback. That's going to be the new Barstool Pink Whitney is KB's actually good. You should keep that camelback. That's going to be the new Barstool Pink Whitney. It's KB's death trap. It's going to be the next drink that they come out with, I think.

We have about five more shots in here that we need to allocate. We have to finish them all. Before we leave. Yeah. Get Alex Bennett. Get Alex Bennett. Oh, I would love to see. Get Alex Bennett.

I feel like it destroyed all of my taste buds. Yeah. Yeah. My swallowing still burns. It's still in my chest. Yep. Steven has to be obliterated. Shay's gone.

He's not even on the show. Oh, no. Here he comes. I ripped the backpack right off of him. Here we go. We got Bosco. Oh, I thought it was Bosco coming in spider. No.

Alex. Alex. Wait. Gia. Here she comes. Gia. She just got full time yesterday. Oh, I thought it was Bosco coming in. Spider? No. Alex. Alex. Wait, Gia. Here she comes. She just got full time yesterday. Oh, yeah. Shot. Shot.

Oh, congrats, Gia. That deserves a shot. It's vodka. Vodka. We need to finish the bottle before we can leave the room, and we're doing a shot at a time. We got to finish the death and suck it. Not Zaretsky.

Get out of here. Oh, no. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Get. Get out of here. No, no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Get the fuck out of here. No chaser. No chaser. No chaser. No face.

No chaser. Get it. Get it. Yeah. Full time. Yeah. Yeah. No.

It's an afterburner. I still feel hot. Mr. Rangers himself coming in here. Yes. Hell of a month for the kid. Avery. Yep.

Ain't nothing. Ain't nothing. Alex. Unfazed. Unfazed. I think Steven should have to take the last shot. Yes, he does. AB.

All right. A little halfsies. Oh, get your mom in here, too. She'll take one, right? Okay, all right. Grab Kim. Grab Kim. No face.

No face. Yeah. Okay, alright, grab Kim Grab Kim No face Oh Yeah Slight after face Oh, she's going straight to the bathroom Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, she's puking Speed walking She's doing a speed walk, I recognize Grab Kim, Steven

Yeah Okay Yeah Why is Penn State calling me? Trying to recruit? Yeah Probably, they need wrestling guys Are they actually calling you? Trying to recruit? Probably they need wrestling guys Are they actually calling you?

They need a new I feel like this is everyone when they threw their jerseys for Rudy This is all of us taking shots So that Stephen Che This is like teamwork at a time It really is an amazing alcohol I love Stephen Che It makes you drunk after one shot

Kim Come on Kim Big Cat tries your cookies You have to try Big Cat's drink Yeah this is my drink Just a shot of alcohol It's a vodka Oh look at

Kelly Kelly A little bit of a lush I can see it on your face We're going to run out We've got to guzzle this mix down Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, little bit of a lush. Lush. I can see it on your face. We're going to run out. Oh, you know, we've got to guzzle this mix down. Kim, it's more of a rubbing alcohol.

Just picture it like. I'll take the mix. I'll take some mix. I'll take some mix. I'll take some mix. Someone can just guzzle it from my shoulder. Have some KB Death Juice. Just shoot it right back and then try it. Death Juice is good.

Be careful. It burns. Throw it back. The Death Juice is genuinely good. Yep. There she is. Oh, she. It burns. Throw it back. The death juice is genuinely good. Yep. There she goes. Oh, she got the willies down her neck. The willies.

Fine. Yes. What is that? Yeah. It's, no, it's like Everclear. Yeah. Yeah. That's good.

Yeah. Maybe you threw the party of the year. Oh, Kelly. Good job, KB. Kelly is down. Dangerous to call of duty. Kelly will of the year. Oh, Kelly. Good job, KB. Kelly is down. Dangerous to call of duty. Kelly will be unfazed. We interrupted Kelly's drinking to have her come on.

What's all this sound going on? See? No face from Kelly. All right. Is that it? That's it. All right, Steven. One more for Jay.

Good work, Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jesus, Che. Che. Che. Che. Che. Che. Che. Che.

Jesus, dude. I ain't do this. Oh, yeah. There he goes. Down the hatch. Bam. Oh, he's wasted. He's so drunk.

He's so hammered. He is wasted. So hammered. Oh, you're going to wash it. You're just going to cater it. Just get water. Just get water. Just get water with the Red Bull. Che, you're going to watch it. Watching it down with more. Chase it with the Red Bull. Hey, this is really strong, man.

He's good. He's stunning. I'm pretty drunk. Yeah. Yeah. All right, can we play the last quarterback game to end this? Steven's drunk. This will be funnier.

All right, no, this will be a good drunk challenge. Okay. Close the door, Steven. A straight shot is way worse than anything. Oh, it changes the whole course of your day. Your day, yeah. You're going one way, and then you take that shot, and you're on the other side. Oh, that's awful. Yeah.

All right. I'm going to describe a helmet. You tell me what it is. A black, powerful, and aggressive bird with red and silver accents outlined in white. Atlanta Falcons? Yes. Nice. Stylized W on both sides of the...

You can stop me at any time. Washington Commanders? A gold lightning bolt outlined by Navy. Chargers? An aqua creature surrounded by a coral ring. Three, two... Dolphins? Yes.

A gold lightning... Or a Honolulu blue cat with white outlining. Detroit Lions. A speed blue horseshoe with white dots. Indianapolis Colts. Multiple black stripes on an orange helmet. Multiple what? Multiple black stripes on an orange helmet.

Bengals? Yep. White and silver pyre with a black eye patch. Las Vegas Raiders? Yeah. Black cat outlined in blank. Blue on a silver helmet. Sorry a black cat outlined in blank blue on a silver helmet sorry black cat outlined in blank blue on a silver helmet a cat a black cat outlined in oh the caroline

pandas yep those guys all right yep sorry i ruined your party um you tweeted this uh fuck disgusting two of my favorite young guys josh giddy and blank choked the game away You tweeted this. Disgusting. Two of my favorite young guys, Josh Giddey and Blank, choked the game away. Horrible loss. Josh Giddey. Think about what team Josh Giddey's on. February 18th.

Who would choke the game away? Or maybe Shea Gildress Alexander, SGA. Jalen Suggs Blank is one on the border of being of being my five favorite things to do this is how we worded it Blank is one on the border of these are Che tweets

oh Che tweets got it one of my five favorite things to do in life one of my five favorite things to do in life is this eating pussy summer 2020 pre-pussy or 2020 were you eating pussy in 2020 oh yeah wearing a mask set your clock to it you were definitely down with wearing a mask um bowling bowling correct hey Everyone's favorite summer activity. The indoor.

Windowless. Walking with a blank today. I'm such a sellout. 2011. Umbrella. Big time sellout. Yeah. Steven knows Steven.

That's a huge sellout move. Tweeted this athlete, this famous athlete. Shout out to Beantown. I'm here for the weekend. Hashtag boom, doom. Aaron Davis. Yep. He responded to that.

No, he didn't. No, he didn't. No. Actually, zero interaction. What is the hashtag? He responded to that. Like it, maybe. What is that?

Something must have happened because it doesn't have likes. We had a new shoe deal. I think he was the first guy, Li Niang, which was a China-based. Oh, you're getting more drunk. He's hammered. It's because it doesn't kick in right away. It doesn't kick in right away. It's just going to keep getting worse.

I've had blank for the past two days, and I just found out this condition can be caused from sleeping with a fan or air conditioner blowing on you during sleep. I've had blank for the past two days and I just found out this condition can be caused from sleeping with a fan or air conditioner blowing on you during sleep. I've had blank for the past two days. Funny nose? Nosebleeds. Sore throat. Stiff neck. Oh.

Oh, that's true. Yeah, that's a real thing. Torticollis. And, oh, nine likes. That's big. That's like viral back then. Yeah... Oh, nine likes. That was big. That's like viral back then. Yeah. Well, it was 2020.

Oh. I thought it was one of those 2011 ones. 2020? Big double-digit likes in 2020. And you've already been at... Rush. You've been at bar school for four years. Yeah.

All right, is that it? Go grab him. Go grab Pete. This feels like a team. My Twitter got hacked because I'm so big time. Sorry if you got a weird message about blank from me. Please disregard. Grab him when he comes in.

My Twitter got hacked because I'm so big time. Sorry if you got weird messages about blank. All content Pete. Sunglasses? Ray-Ban. Correct. I'm not saying that blank is seeing ghosts or anything, but he clearly hesitated there.

I think they just need more time to gel. Sam Darnold? Stay, stay, stay, stay. James Winston. I'm sick to my stomach, and then you hashtag this athlete's last name, January 31st, 2019. Sorry, say that one again.

Sick to my stomach. I'm sick to my stomach, then you hashtag this athlete's last name. January 31st, 2019. Somebody that got hurt maybe. Or died. January 31st? You can ask Pete on this one.

January 31st, 2019. You can't ask Pete. So the Bucs are not in it. Somebody got hurt. We've got to get Kate back in this. Where'd she go? She's right there. Saints were in it. Saints- got to get Kate back in this. Where'd she go? She's right there. Saints were in it.

Saints-Rams. Kate in. Wrong. Poor Zingas. Oh, I was at that game. That was the absolute worst. Kate's hammered. I'm not going to lie.

I'm stuck at Dave and Butter. It does. It does. It might be the perfect day drink It feels like a tease for the case race I might do one of those every day And just hold yourself up What's that movie?

Another Round I'm stuck at Dave and Buster's with my bitch ass brother And he won't stop playing Cruisin' Exotica in reverse I would not have said that That was the decoy Reverse. I would not have said that. Tweet. That was the decoy. Correct. I have zero rooting interest and I'm very nervous.

Hashtag blank. January 6th, 2014. January. NFL playoffs of some type. I don't know. I don't know I don't know Oh it's BCS championship Kristen Bell It's hot

Yes Correct Fuck yeah Kathy Bates Fuck yeah It's fat Correct Yup

Evan Bacon What the fuck She's so fat Something about six degrees. Correct. Correct. Kyle Busch. Race cars?

True or false? Talking about me. Both. True or false? True and false. Kyle Busch. It's a high fade. Does Kyle have a bush?

Probably. Yes, correct. No, he doesn't. Kyle doesn't have pubes. Kyle has never grown pubes. Pull up a picture. Pull up a picture. Show your pubes. No, you don't have pubes. Kyle has never grown pubes. Pull up a picture. Pull up a picture. Show your pubes.

No, you don't have to. Go to Reddit slash no pubes. I'll show Big Kyle in the bathroom. Okay, I'll show. I'll go look. As long as Stephen

dumps it out. But he might have drink. Not on screen. Is there a way we can like match KB's pubes up with Stephen's dick

in a picture? Or like in a drawing? It'll be on the next The Dozen tournament. Match the stick and his pubes. That's the two. A lot of pubes. Oh, please. Is that it, KB?

Yeah, I think we got to record. Yeah, we did. That was great. KB's wild. Good job, KB. I can't wait until we get it again. KB is wild. Steven, 20 push-ups. 20 push-ups.

20 push-ups. KB is wild. We're stronger than me. Steven, check. Oh. Whoa. Gage, that lower back though. Lift up those hips.

I'm not doing that. One, one, one, one. That's a wild form. One, one. You've yet to do a push-up. I haven't seen form like that ever. Yeah, there we go. There we go.

The core is engaged. Pop your body off the ground. He's going to feel terrible. Oh, so bad. You're going to throw up. How much drunker? Yep, 16. 17.

Run a little bit when you're drunk. 18, 19. Now run a lap. Run a lap. Run a lap. Run a lap. Run a lap. Lap, lap, lap, lap.

We're timing you. We have 10 seconds. Come back. The show's over. Jay is lap. Run a lap. Run a lap. Go, go, go. We're timing you. We have ten seconds. It was over. Jay is wild. Jay is wild. Jay is wild. That's not a run. No, it was a nice job. He's doing his best.

He's going to throw up. Yeah, yeah. We got to keep making him do things till he throws up. We got to get him some milk. We got to convince him that the wheel landed on milk. Now it's on. He'll be back in. He's second now.

And we spun for everybody. And you were last one. What if he never comes back? You got hanging Milk Wedge. He just bulldozed content, Kim. He really is down for anything. He is, and I love him. It's the best.

We should have made this guy, Lee, do a shot. Get in here. Lee. Smash this bottle, bro. Over your head. No. No, he will. He will. a shot. Lee! Smash his bottle. Smash his bottle, bro. Over your head. No. No, he will. He will. Wow, that was very fast.

39.68. Wait, wait. Arm wrestle my boy. Arm wrestle. Arm wrestle. On the thing. Come on, Shay. Hey, Lee, come get some KB Deathmatch. Hey, can you drink out of KB's bag? Use that drunk strike. Delco shit. This is like a Delco Hagrid meets Shay. Wait, Lee, come get some KB Death Mix. Hey, can we drink out of KB's bag? He's got his bag first. Drink out of his bag. Delco shit.

This is like a Delco Hagrid meats. He doesn't need to meet anybody. That's it. Oh, no, you meant meats as in like food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Suck. Delco Hagrid meats. I hadn't thought after that.

A little bit more. Oh, he's still going. KB's wild. Sunface. KB's wild. Oh, he's still going. AB's wild. AB's wild. That's a great cooler. Here we go. Alright, Che. Ready?

What's he want? Loser has to run a lap. Okay, Roan. Run it down. Lee already said, I'm sorry, brother. Apolog going to down. Three, two, one. Lee already said, I'm sorry, brother. I apologize to him. Oh, no.

Run another lap. If you don't take the last lap. K is wild. K is wild. Let's all leave. Keep it running, TJ. Bye. Bye. One leap. Oh no, it was a fake. It was a trap. It was a trap. Thank you. It's the act. It's the act.

Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankees pop. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Bye.