The Yak - It's Turtle Cake Time for Liam's 26th Birthday | The Yak 8-5-24

Episode Date: August 5, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, hold that up. It's the act. It's the act. Welcome to the act. August 5th, Neil Armstrong's birthday. Oh, shit. Buried on Earth, walked on moon, born on Earth, walked on moon, buried at sea. Whoa. Nice.

Name backwards. Norts, Mr. Alien. born on earth walked on moon buried at sea whoa nice name backwards norts mr alien whoa that's pretty good pretty cool i think oh roback buried at r-h-o-b-a-c-k.com use code yak for 20 off your first purchase everyday shorts elastic waistband they got the best hoodies the best joggers the best polos kodiak rowback.com what is buried at sea and tail you just throw your ass through it i don't really bury you get you get eaten almost immediately right also it's not burying oh you're just throwing throwing off the side but they're not like lowering you into the water in a vessel at the bottom of the ocean i bet if there's a ceremony there there's a lowering process. What did we do with Bin Laden? Bin Laden, we just tossed him out the chopper, right?

Wait, I don't know. Burying at sea, if we did that to Bin Laden, that seems almost ceremonial. Yeah, it's like an honorable thing. What's up, man? I was so excited. What's up, dude? We are here with Knox.

What's happening? What's going on? Hey. Fresh off of Lollapalooza. Yes, sir. It was terrifying. That was the sea of teens. It was something. It was quite a sight.

But it was a good time. We had a good time. Were they rowdy? Yeah, they actually were, surprisingly. Sometimes festivals are weird because, like, you don't know if anybody's there to listen to you or if they even know you at all. So, yeah, it was good. There's a trend of teens pissing on people right now. Really? I see them pissing

their drawers, pissing their shorts. At festivals? Yeah. They'll piss on people. Like the guy standing in front of you? Strangers? There's a guy in Lincoln Park that's been pissing on doorbell cams. Why? I don't know. Hold on. I need a second. Exhibitionist. Funny or not, I need a second.

There. It's been me,'s funny I think it's funny I think it's funny I would piss on my boys I don't think I could piss on a random I couldn't piss on a stranger I've never pissed on anybody I've been you definitely have and it's it's body

temperature so you don't know what's happening at first it's a slow it's still wet yeah but you don't if you're a little drunk and they're a slow burn. Well, it's still wet. Yeah, but you don't, if you're a little drunk and they're hitting you in the ankles and you're chatting with somebody and you're not focused, you can get pissed on for quite some time. We used to at football in high school, the shower was

like a ring around one pole. And we would just piss on each other. You'd be showering, but you'd flip your dick to the side and you're just pissing on your boy's foot. Those guys being dudes, we're just like pissing on your boys yeah this guy's being dudes we're just all pissing on each other and like i don't have a flippable dick i don't know what verbs my dick can't

titus doesn't around the back yeah i would i would do it sometimes you harlem globe trap flip it this way thinking you're gonna piss piss on this guy Yeah it's an old army trick So Knox I know you I discovered you on TikTok People did Girl you're hotter than a fever That's me bro

Did you do the dance It's really good I only know that song I'll look into the rest It's incredibly catchy And a phenomenal i'll look into the rest please look into the rest incredibly catchy and thank you phenomenal song thank you i think all the rest is significantly better so oh so that's your like yeah that's the one that it got put on tiktok and then there was like all these girls doing this like dance to it and everybody wanted me to do it and i'm not okay so now you're like you kind of resent

that song yeah a little bit it's just like annoying i think you should appreciate it because i still really enjoy it i appreciate that no i i do for what for what it's worth but it's uh it's just one of those you know when you know when you have your like well i guess none of you are musicians i guess but uh like you you put you put out your like the one song that you have to sing to everybody and then I've sang that song 5,000 times And after that, sneaker, sneaker It's like, bro, I'm a burpee And you've got a crew of like 10 people

Some of the coolest looking beings Intimidating My entourage, if you will No, there's no way they're all day ones Some of them are leeches. Statistically, you have to have two. One or two of them are orbiters and leeches. They're all cool?

Yeah, no, they're definitely all cool. I would say Johnny there with the curly hair, you know that guy? Curly hair Johnny. Yeah, I've been making songs with Johnny for a long time. I would say he's definitely the closest to the day one. What's the sunglasses guy deal? His deal. That's your drug deal.

Come on now. That's Tucker, dude. He just stays vibing. Oh yeah, I was right. He's the drug dealer for sure. I mean, he looks like one. Alright, well who's NBC Sportsboy? That's my drummer, Christian. Yeah, he rips on the drums.

And you tried to get that shirt off his body. I want to swap with it. I would like that shirt. I like that shirt a lot. Give him a fair offer. Do you have a good enough shirt to get that shirt? Would you like to go to my Jeep where I keep all my extra clothes and pick something out? That sounds terrifying, bro.

I don't know. Well, I'm asking, what was his name? Christian? Christian. I'm asking Christian if he'd like to make it a pure barter. Yeah, but everything runs through Knox. Come on, he's head dog. I'll check it out.

Is that okay? Yeah, of course, bro. Okay, all right, all right. They're y'alls, man. Hold on, let me make sure I can get up. Is that Arian Foster? Yeah, that's Arian. Oh, hey, Arian Foster.

In the Chicago office? Hey, Arian. What's going on? Good to see you. Hi, Arian. Arian, what's up, man? Arian, what about me? Great to see you, bud. Arian. Arian, what's up, man? Arian, what about me? Arian, what about me?

What's up? Fuck. Where am I at? I'll take it, yeah. You see the banners hanging up in my home? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I made some tweaks. Why does he love you so much? I'm his number one white boy okay that's cool yeah thank you

thank you stay away i don't want him around your boys i could trickle down that list so nox how old are you i'm 26 26 yeah yeah you just started touring yeah yeah i just put out that song sneakers he was talking about i just put that was my first ever song that was like two years ago to the day actually it came out aug August 5th, 2022. Damn. Yeah, bro. So when did you start doing touring and going to music festivals? So festivals, for the first time this year, we just did Hangout Fest like a month ago

down in Gulf Shores, which was pretty good. And then Lala was our second one ever. Hangout Fest is a great name. Yeah, that is. It's a good time. Who doesn't want to go to that? Just fucking hanging out. So your first song was a hit?

Yeah. Why doesn't everybody do that? I don't know, dude. What a bunch of idiots. How did they not think of that? God damn. No, yeah. Like the fourth TikTok I ever posted in my life did like four million.

Be honest. When you write a song, do you know when you have a hit? no no no every song you make is objectively you're like this is this is good yeah obviously you're putting it out that's why you yeah yeah you you definitely don't leave like we didn't leave so I made that song with Johnny actually and uh none of us left that day being like this is the one that's gonna change our life I mean it's called sneakers like we were like this isn't you know but then I mean we posted it i don't know oh you think everything every song sucks you just never think like because even even now like i'm like signed to a label and stuff but now i still do everything it's like diy it's like me and my buddies in our bedroom and you never

you're just not sure of like how people are gonna. You're never like, this is the one that's going to go. Well, you hear it so many times over and over. Yeah. It just gets blurred. Yeah, especially, that's the thing. Before you put out a song, you've known it. All the songs I'm about to put out in the next couple months have been sitting on my phone for a year and a half.

So I'm sick of them. Yeah. But to the world, they're brand new and cool and fresh or whatever. So this is probably the biggest crowd by far that you played for or what well yeah so it was the biggest show that i've done for like my songs so i have a song with hardy that just came out oh wow and so if you have you guys heard his new album and so i went and did the music video at one of his shows and that was that was pretty deep that was like 25k i'd never done anything like that it was crazy bro it was insane so yeah you're an ohio guy oh yeah dayton day where you're

from ohio state or no no i actually went to ou i went to ohio university to be a teacher yeah yeah the only thing i learned was like how to do drugs and drink alcohol most of us have that story yeah you look like you're good at doing drugs i mean i was i'm retired retired yeah i'm severely retired good but good man you know how old are you 26 you're stopping right yeah good good age to stop yeah dude i was like i had my time yeah i'm locked in now bro time to do it i you know i would think so but i feel like if i did then like doing shit like lollapalooza like i'm trying to take it in you know are you completely sober on stage yeah yeah on stage yeah but then no and even on tour when we're like when we're like roading and

stuff we have a pretty like tame crew except i mean like everybody's a bunch of stoners that's it yeah so uh we're we're pretty chill. But then normally the last day, like last night, we just finished a tour. So we did 17 shows and then did Lollapalooza. And now we're done for the next couple weeks. So last night, we got a little riled. Do you ever get nervous going on stage? No, not anymore.

We've just done it so many times. We've played like 200 shows this year. So it's like, you know. But the high of performing one of your hits and having it sung back to you, is that a top high? Is that the best feeling you've ever experienced? Dude, it's crazy. It never gets old.

And I can totally see now doing it. Like, you know when you meet these huge musicians and stuff and they've kind of gotten lost in it? You've never had a musician? Am I the first musician on this show? Come on. We had the Phantom. We had the Florida Georgia line.

We had Florida line. Florida line. We had Florida line. Okay. But I get how people can get lost in that. Yeah, they're like, I need to do heroin to compete with this. For sure, bro.

Yeah, it's insane. But it's cool, bro. It's a good time. What are you looking at? Oh, they're smoking. But it's cool, bro. Like, it's a good time. What are you looking at? Oh, they're smoking. Oh, they're blowing clouds. I told you. A bunch of stoners, dude.

I'm telling you, bro. That's why they're all so chill. Look at them. They don't even know what to do. The guy turned around. He turned his head. He turned around. I wonder who blew that cloud.

So good. Certainly wasn't the guy who turned his head. Yep. Is she part of your crew too in the Delco Irish shirt? Yeah, that's my tour manager, Lizzie. Oh, hell yeah. Believe it or not, she's in charge of all of us, bro. Oh, hell yeah. I believe it. Who's this motherfucker sitting down? He should have

been sitting down the whole time. That's like our other tour manager that just came and did Lollapalooza with us. He was just there for that show. She handled the whole tour we just did. I see. Okay. Yeah.

So he's kind of just here hanging. We're taking him to Nashville so he can hop on another tour. Who are your music heroes? I mean, listen. I look the way that I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Ed Sheeran. Fuck yeah, dude.

I'm not going to hide it, dude. I'm not going to bullshit you I'm not gonna bullshit you guys It's been great looking at you because you're like the cooler version of me Oh dude stop but you have the mustache though Which I'm extremely jealous of Yeah he's cooler in every way but you do have the mustache I'm very jealous I wish I could

I didn't get mine until like this year so like 27 Oh you're 27 So next year Hey next time when I'm back at Lollapalooza Next year and I come in we'll compare mine until like this year so like 27 oh you're 27 27 yeah next year so ask santa claus for hey next time when i'm back at lollapalooza next year and i come in we'll compare we'll compare i have my 27 stash dude perfect it'll be beautiful yeah is mark blutman in your crew yeah nobody can be we got an extra seat in the van dude the van is fucking you probably will leave here with the blutman wait you're going around in a van oh yeah we ain't got no bus or nothing dude it's straight sprinter van oh that's awful

brutal we've been living in it for everybody it's all of us whole crew what sprinter van dude sprinter van we do have a tv in it though so you know we've kind of upgraded a little bit but yeah no bus for us dude oh hell yeah any good road trip stuff so far anything crazy on the road i'm trying to think. I don't think. This tour's been pretty chill. The last tour, dude, this is crazy. We were in Phoenix, and I had a little situation, and I had to shit in between two dumpsters and a McDonald's.

Oh, yeah. It's crazy. They wouldn't let us. When did McDonald's stop being 24-7? Oh, yeah. Damn. Yeah, they wouldn't let us, like when did McDonald's stop being 24 seven? Oh yeah. Yeah. They wouldn't let me in. So what'd you wipe with? Okay. This is even crazier for some reason. The guy that we were just making fun of for, for blowing the cloud, he always is wearing cargo pants with a shitload of pockets. I don't know why, but, uh, he randomly, I was like shitting in this dumpster. He like lean, it reaches his hand over the dumpster. He's like, Hey, I got those.

And he pulls out a Ziploc bag of wet wipes. Wow. He just had on him, bro. And I was like, this is the guy we got to keep around. Yeah, he's a weapon, dude. That's job security right there. He's a problem, dude. Dude, that was probably one of the better wipes of your life.

Oh, it was incredible, dude. I took a picture of it and everything. Yeah. Sent it in the group chat for everybody to enjoy. It was beautiful. A guy that has ketamine and wet wipes. You want to keep him around. That's the guy.

That's the guy for sure. For sure. So they say that every athlete wants to be a musician and vice versa. Every musician wants to be an athlete. Are you a good athlete? Guy's got wet wipes on right now. He's got wet wipes. He's crazy.

Oh, he's trying to earn favor. He saw what it did for him. No, I would say, I mean, I guess I was an okay athlete in high school, but I'm pretty out of shape now. State champion basketball player. Bingo. Oh, really? First team in Ohio to go 30-0.

I contributed. In Ohio? Yeah. What school? Tri-Village is what it was called. It was Division IV, though, smallest division, but, like, still. Hey. I got a big ignorant ring.

It's sick. You should wear that. Big ignorant ring.'s sick you should wear that yeah bro but yeah i wish i was uh i wish i was an athlete i would have chosen that way we're gonna have you run the gauntlet i'm a little nervous but we'll see um it goes i i i think you'll bode well i think sub three minute yeah sub three i think sub three minute who Sub three? I think sub three minute. Who's got the record? Big Cat. Big Cat ran it 126. 126? A really good time

is like two minutes. That'd be an elite time. Okay. Okay. You never had a musician on this show? Well, he didn't run it.

Phantom? They're soft. He didn't run it. Not the Phantom. Yeah, no, he didn't run it either. Was Cam Newton a musician? No.

I think he DJs, right? No, he's not a true musician. Greg Olsen's a rapper. Greg Olsen is a rapper. Third leg Greg. I love all the nicknames you put on the list, TJ, and when you're putting them in, I go, oh, that's so funny, that's so good, and then when we look back at them, I have no idea what the fuck they are.

I'm Chazits. Who was that? Candid Walker? That's Che after he ate the Cheezits and was going by Chuck that? That's Che. That's Che after he ate the Cheez-Its and was going by Chuck. That was me in a trash can. Oh, you were wearing the trash can. Receptacle, yeah. Shit, Mark, you performed this week too.

I did, yeah. That's why we had the connection of musicians. You ever play Scully's in Columbus? No, I haven't. I've only done the basement in columbus so far maybe one day you'll get on my level yeah i'm trying yeah rob robbie sent me that video i did robbie's show in new york oh amazing he sent me the video because i was telling him that i was i was a fan and he was like he sent it to me it looked like y'all were having a good time they're

the best pop punk rules yeah it's it's so fun it's so fun i had some of my ohio people come with me and they were just blown away at how fun the show was. Were you a karaoke guy before that, or is this your first time? No. My brother's turning 40 today, actually, and he watches the act. Happy birthday to Ryan. Do you want us to say it, too?

That's kind of what I was setting that up. Happy birthday, Ryan. Happy birthday, Ryan. So we were having a surprise party for him in columbus uh i saw pop punk would be there friday night it like worked i didn't go just for the concert i went for my brother's party and then uh so i told pft i was like hey i'm gonna be in town actually can i get like on the list to come to the show and he's like you should sing a song with us if you're gonna be in town and that's kind of how it came about i was like yeah fuck it i'll do it and then

that's why i asked you if you get nervous because i i was not nervous the entire day i did a i did a rehearsal uh oh you were in it dude yeah and i i went on like halfway through the show about so i had all day i the show had started not nervous at all as soon as i walked on the stage i was like oh fuck what am i doing yeah like it just like i went to drink my beer and i'm shaking i'm like i don't know what where am I right now. And I've been on stage before, but I've never sang before. So, like, that. And then I was talking to other people in the band.

They're like, yeah, we get a little nervous from time to time. I don't know. But anyway, they rule. They're the best. And Roan's a great hype man. Roan's like. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Dude, that dude has crazy bars. Yeah, he's bad. He's insane, dude. I feel like I get more nervous, like, hoping people show up. Like, I'm like, I hope has crazy bars. Yeah, he's bad. He's insane, dude. I feel like I get more nervous hoping people show up. I'm like, I hope people are there. Great song. No, if we went to a karaoke bar, I don't even know if I would really want to sing anything. But I just felt like PFT asked me, I had to say yes.

And then once I was up there, I was like, I don't know. I'll bang my head a lot and scream. That's all you got to do. Simple as that. No, it is. The high is unbelievable. You get to do that for a living? You just get out there and it's incredible, dude.

I'm in the wrong career. It ain't a bad gig, bro. It ain't bad. But you've grinded your way to La La and all these big festivals. You've done some shitty shows, I'm sure. Oh, dude, I've played to so many empty restaurants in my life it was terrible you know and everybody's like kind of like what is this guy doing and like being from dayton ohio i'm actually from green like new carolina ohio so it's like middle of nowhere and you're like the one person that knows how to play an instrument

so yeah i i moved to nashville pretty quickly after i went to ou and that's where i like started playing in front of people. Yeah. And I was like, I got to get out of here. I was thinking that when, when I was watching those guys play, like the, the, the crowd for the pop punk is like all barstool fans. Yeah. And, uh, not to say that they're not awesome musicians, but it's like, it helps that they're,

they're playing in front of their people and everybody's like just primed and ready to fucking explode. And then I thought about it. Like if you're playing music in front of strangers,'s got to be the like i couldn't imagine playing like i don't know you have a crowd full of people that don't know who you are and you have to win them over with your music that would suck yeah that's why i only do the barstool comedy shit yeah because like it doesn't have to be funny at all yeah dude being an opener on tours is tough it's very tough because they don't know the fuck

is this yeah they don't give a shit about you and you're up there like trying to like feel yourself and like be cool and some dude we just did we did two shows in spokane and uh seattle just like brutal bro just brutal and especially like i just did my own headline tour so you do your own shows where people are there to see you and then then I hopped on an opening slot. So I went from, like, playing all these shows where everyone's there to see me, like, hype as shit, whatever. And then I went to being the opener again. And it was just, it was brutal, dude. It was really brutal.

So Washington State, they don't, I guess they don't fuck with me up there yet. Tell them to fuck themselves. Start fucking with me, please, bro. I would love to come play lit shows in your city but you guys are no fun so far spokane just they were just lame or they hated you no i don't think they hated they just like couldn't have given a shit like they're just like there's like people standing in the crowd just looking at you like bro get this fairy off stage it was like so checking their watches waiting for the main act yeah yeah Who were they there to see?

There's a band called The Band Camino. I love them. They are so good. Fuck. Are they here? Oh, I would freak the fuck out. Knox, Knox, Knox, you got to... They're here.

Can we get them on the show? I'm just so happy you guys know them. That's great. They deserve the love, bro. They're sick, man. They're good friends. They're sick, man. They're good friends. They're sick, bro. Wow.

That was beautiful. That was a beautiful moment, guys. Dude, I got starstruck when you said that. I'm going to tell them. I'm going to make them tune in. I'm going to come through. Dude, I will. Tell them we're baking.

They're good dudes. Good dudes. Oh, man. All right, well, gala. Is it time? Yeah, thank you for rolling through. That was great. Dude, thank you guys for having me this is so fucking sick bro

so happy embrace every moment of your future oh shit I'm really scared before you know it someone did 9 minutes so you're gonna be ok someone did 9 who?

he's a movie critic I'm not gonna to talk shit. His feet swelled up. Wait, what did Jack Golke do, though? Oh, Golke? Was he pretty good? I think he was pretty good. Do you know the gist of it?

Of what? Oh, yeah, yeah. I got the run through, and I've seen it before. Golke got 258. Damn. Because I'm not going to lie. I was telling them earlier, I'm a huge Kentucky fan. Oh, that's right.

You hate Kentucky. You have to beat Golke. But I'm scared I might not. This is for Big Blue Nation. This is for Big Blue, bro. Man. Brandon will walk you through it. Oh, yeah. I got it all down.

Who's this guy in the goal? That's Malasek. He's a real motherfucker. He's a piece of shit. He stopped four Zlatan Ibrahimovic shots? Three? Yeah, four. Yeah.

All right. Let's see what he's about, dude. I'm a little scared. Come on. Don't hold back on him. He's not about shit. Just fucking... Yeah, y'all say...

Do I start here? No, you start over here. All right, let's do it it and don't take it for granted i think he's gonna be good are we ready tj same a little bit of self-sucking he remembered me for my uber bud light videos that's right called me hilarious when did he say that? He was in the Anus studio for the show. I can vouch.

Thank you, Nick. We ready, TJ? Yes. All right. Oh. You're soft. Sorry. Ready.

Three, two, one. Oh, my God. Picked up a lot of bads. Oh, my word. Oh, you're good. Don't panic. Knox, it's over, one. Oh, my God. Oh, my word. Oh, you're good. Don't panic. Knox, it's over, bud. Oh, you're close. Knox.

You're not going to be able to go back home. Oh! Oh, my God. Knox. Oh, you're good. You're good, Tucker. Woo! What a nice boy.

I really admire his personality. Yeah, he's a great fan. He went into every room upstairs and introduced himself and was chatting everybody up and like, just a lovely guy. Whoa, baseball. There we go. Nice catch. That's okay. Oh, there we go. That'll be one. Hit something. Nice catch That's okay Oh That's

That'd be one Hit something Oh So close Big toss Big swing Whoa That's a bad pitch

That's not your pitch Focus Not at a minute yet You're good Football Football Gotta get your board okay

i think we're also gonna have mark blutman run this today oh yeah well it is liam blutman's birthday today yeah oh oh oh watch that bat oh lock in Uh-oh. Watch that bat. Oh! Lock in! Unfortunately, we do not know how old he is. They lost his birth certificate.

Really? Let me just guess. There's no way of knowing. Yeah, I guess you can't tell. I feel like he wasn't born. He was placed here. All right. State champion. State champ. he wasn't born. He was, like, placed here. All right. State champion. State champ.

Undefeated. Oh. I see it. He has a good shot, too. Yeah. Oh. Clean stroke. Oh.

Mom? The game's evolved since he's been in high school. Yeah. Yay. There it is. Wheel it out. Brandon hustling. Brandon's trying to earn favor to get that guy's shirt. There's no way that shirt will fit him, right?

It's a 2X. Brandon already asked. Oh, were they out in his car picking out a new shirt? That might be. Focus. Oh, were they out in his car picking out a new shirt? That might be. Focus. Oh, boy. What was Golki's time again? He has 2.59.

Oh, boy. That'll be tough. He's not going to beat him. That'll be tough. Golki is smiling. Oh, no. Man. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Sit in here. Sit right here. Sit right here. Sit here so you can see. Trivia. Man. Yep.

Yep. Yep. Sit in here. Sit right here. Sit right here. Sit here so you can see. Trivia. Okay.

You got to name 10. 10 total. Any category. Let's go. Hold on. I'm sweating. Five members of Guardians of the Galaxy. Yep.

Do that one. Easy. Five? Yeah. Peter Quill or Star-Lord. Oh, what's his name fucking rocket raccoon group um the green girl um fucking gamora and uh nebula nebula okay wait you need more you need 10 three colors flag of ireland flag of ireland colors? Green, red, white. No. Right? Oh, green, orange, white.

Yeah. Green, orange, white. Three more. Capitals. Do the six types of synovial joints. What the fuck? Colleges in the big eight. Come on.

Synovial. Oh, I don't even know. Most abundant elements in the galaxy. What the fuck does that even mean? Main ingredients in a Manhattan. Two main nicknames, Slim Shady and Eminem. Yeah. One more. One more.

Oh, fuck. Oh, what? Capital of any of those countries. Poland. Netherlands. Greece. Capital. Germany.

Israel. Tokyo, Japan? No, that's not the capital. Yep. Yeah. There we go. All right, I got under four. You got under four, and I'm sure there's always a professional athlete that you'll beat.

Let's go. Can we see if I beat a professional? You definitely did. Dude, that's no joke. I'm sweating, bro. Yeah, man. If I could have just hit a three. You were also playing around beforehand.

It may have taken a toll. I think it did, dude. I think I was. Your shot was nice, but you were airballing. I know, bro. I didn't have no power. Taylor LeJuan. Let's scroll down.

There's got to be an elite athlete. Will Compton. You beat Rome. Pat Bev. Fuck Pat Bev. No, I'm kidding. Cam Newton. Cam Newton, okay. Sketch.

That's crazy. Let's go. Maxine McCorgie. You beat two phones, Brett. Delaney Walker. I take this as a serious win, you guys. I feel like this is a dub. Yeah, this is a dub.

And soak it all in. Let's go, baby. Come on. Wow, I'm literally sweating. That was crazy. Yeah, dude. Take the good with the bad. I'm going to come back here in like a year, and I'm going to get 230.

Yeah, train. With the mustache. With the mustache. Beat Golke. Fuck, dude. What'd Golke get? He's 2-0 against you. He's, uh, yeah.

God damn. He sends his regards. That was such a bad way to put that, dude. Damn. He's nice. God. Well. You know what?

I hope Golke makes it to the NBA. I mean that. Jack, if you're watching, bro, I'm sorry about what I said. You're nice. There we go. It would be better for Kentucky if he did. Because if you guys lost to an insurance salesman, that's embarrassing. But if you lose to a guy who played in the NBA.

That's what I'm saying. At least get drafted by the Thunder, bro. Please. You should cheer for him now. I'm begging. Yeah. All right, man. Great meeting you, man.

Thank you, guys. Pleasure to meet you. Enjoy your time off. Y'all are goaded, bro. Thank you. Thank you, man. Great meeting you man thank you guys pleasure to meet you enjoy your time off y'all are goaded bro thank you great meeting you oh yeah thank you guys I'm gonna fuck up the dab

eight focus eight Tom's getting sweaty alright what a guy What a lovely guy This will be fine God damn it God damn it

What a high energy guy He's the best He's a good He's got the star gene yeah that's the guy you root for yes yes no for real like he uh i'm not aware of his music and i don't i feel like i'm probably not in his demographic but he's so nice that i want to go check him out now yeah we're personally cool dude%. Oh, Brandon's giving him a lot of, oh. Oh, yeah, that's an easy one. That's an easy one. I don't know why they call me.

Yeah, check it out, bro, please. All right. Thanks. Yeah. See you later, guys. Best of luck. Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.

He wanted that hug to be heartfelt. Oh, yeah? Is that what he said? Yeah. And it was by the end. You've been hugging, dude. I've been hugging dude i've been hugging you've been hugging you're a hugger i might be the hugger i think you might be i'm not you had a breath of the hug i did the gauntlet i did the gauntlet when i hug a man i hug a man yeah god damn That was an extreme hug.

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How was your weekend, man? It was good. I think it was good. Good. Nothing out of the ordinary happened. All my kids are still there. How was your weekend? It was really nice. I had some boys over, played SSX 3 on the PlayStation

2, and each of the boys had their own bottle of Pinot. A big bean bag and the night's called Pines 2. So it's Pinot and play PS2. And it was great. Almost beat SSX 3. Did you only play

that or did you play any other PS2? Tony Hawk's Underground and a little bit of Crash Bandicoot. Everyone kill the Pinot? Everybody kill the Pinino uh everybody killed the pino wow yeah ps2 night penis too penis too but generally a ps2 night is exactly what the doctor ordered oh yeah i'd love to have that on a beanbag chair should we have a tacos that's a bad idea no that's a terrible a wine race why did you think that's what he meant? Yeah, Kate's just... I want to have like a sleepover

here. Oh, I found my new favorite restaurant. I found my new favorite restaurant. I found my new favorite restaurant. Me and my wife went up to a place near, between Racine and Kenosha. Where'd you go? In Summers, Wisconsin called Hobnob and god damn it was good. I have a place I need

to take you. Where? Twin Anchors here. Best ribs. Oh, yeah. That place rules. Best ribs I've ever had. I've been on. Nobody said Hobnob. The tangy sauce.

Unbelievable. It's on rack. I might go tonight. You should. What just happened here, right? I know. I just got restaurant cucked. Big time.

No, no. Twin Anchors. I'm sure Hobnob. You got Hobnob. Don't bring Hobnob when I have Hobnob. So we get there. Don't bring Hobnob when I have twin anchors. The waiter is a cute little toad. Unbelievable.

We get there. Falls off the bone right now. And it's like a 1950s building. It's like a 90s. It's right on Lake Michigan. And the thing, I got a pulled pork sandwich one time when I went to Twin Anchors. It was to die for. The ribs are great.

Yeah, it falls right off the bone. Y'all don't understand how good this place was. I had the oysters. Pulled pork. I'm not a huge rib guy. What would you recommend? The pulled pork? The pulled pork I recommend.

One of the best I've ever had. I don't think of Chicago as a barbecue place. I had it twice. It is the best I've had. It's got a good random vibe. I really like... It's got a dive bar type vibe. Let me take you this week.

Yeah, but I'd also like to take you. I'm not going up to fucking Kenosha. It's between Kenosha and Racine. It's in Summers. It's beautiful. It's right by the lake. I saw a bald eagle go across the lake. Why are you always seeing these bald eagles?

I don't know, but I love seeing a bald eagle. I had a ribeye. I had the Oysters Rockefeller. I'm telling you. The clientele was the oldest restaurant I've ever seen. Everybody in there was like 90. Wait, I like that. I do like that.

I don't like that. We were all like dead. And it was just me and my wife in the middle. Those people don't typically have taste buds. No, but one of them fell out during the meal. What time did you go? One of them fell out? Fell out of the booth?

Fell out. 6.30? I even said to my wife, I said, somebody might die in here tonight. And she said, oh, you're just being silly. And then sure enough, about 15 minutes later, somebody just fell out. Titus, you thinking about those ribs? God, it was good. Yeah, I'm looking up Hobnob, too.

Yeah, you should. Is it super crowded, Nick? It's not as good as Twin Anchors. It was crowded. We should go. Twin Anchors looks better. Twin Anchors. You weren't going to say a restaurant until I said a restaurant.

Your restaurant reminded me of my better restaurant. Don't they have on the walls in Twin Anchors some shit about local celebs too? Yeah. It's a great touch. It reminds you that the stars will eat here too. Hobnob has all 1950s decorations. It looks like an old 50s diner.

Their clientele is from the 1950s. It's like an old mob looking speakeasy. Very dark wood. That's the best ambiance. And it's got two anchors. Yeah. Twins. Yeah, yeah.

I took a picture with my wife right by the lake, with the lake in the background. How did you find Hobnob? I Googled good restaurants, Kenosha. Why were you in Kenosha? I wanted to spend the night. I love southeast Wisconsin. I do too. And I wanted to go that way instead of this way.

So I just found it. I found it like a year ago and I never went. And I went and it's my favorite restaurant now. Were you too full to fuck afterwards? No, no, no. Did you see the sign? Got a hotel on the way home. When you were walking to the lake that said stop Lake Michigan

ahead. Did you see that sign? Yes! I've eaten there. Have you? I've eaten there. How good was it? The steak was a little chewy. That's exactly what the sign said. Yeah, there's like a sign that's like it's kind of funny, I guess. It's like stop

Lake Michigan ahead so you don't walk into the lake. Alright, I cannot let this happen. I ate there, yeah. I can't let this happen. You've eaten there? No, he Googled it. He was looking at pictures. It was right in front of your face, dude. He looked at an image and then gotcha.

I just wanted somebody to be with me. How did that segment go for you, that whole segment? Are you glad you brought up Obnob, old timer? Yeah, it's right there. Stop, Lake Michigan. Oh, you've been. It's a very funny sign. Brandon, you do seem like the type of guy that prefers to fuck on a full belly.

Yeah, well, whenever. Have you ever been too full to fuck? Almost certainly. No, it seems like you power up. I think you power through. You think that's when it starts? You should try fast at sex and then like devour afterward i'm never gonna try fast at anything you should try post chia seed sex what's chia seed oh you put chia seed in your water till

it gets goopy it's like an it's an interior shower that doesn't sound good at all it you i you feel good you do that now you're drinking seeds? Every morning. I make my goopy water. I got to do this. I have GERD. Like, now I'm pretty sure. Like, your chest is hurting? The breath and, like, the pain here is from the acid reflux. Is the surgery going to fix it?

The surgery was. That was coincidentally, like, a different thing. Oh. Oh, shit. So it has nothing to do they are affiliated I'm sure hopefully it helps a lot I've been like air hungry so you know the feeling when you can't get a satisfying breath and you keep trying and you keep failing that's every night oof what about you no I that just sucks you've been in pain though yeah but I like

hearing about others pain a lot is it kind of scary to know all that you do for your body, the time commitment, waking up early, the aches and pains, and things still happen to you? Yeah, it's a reminder that our bodies are gradually or rapidly deteriorating. Does it make you want to work out more or take care of your body more or less? It makes me...

It's futile. I don't know if this is a result of my lifestyle habits, but or less it makes me futile and like i don't know if this is a result of my like lifestyle habits but yeah it makes me want to drink less live healthier i don't know sleep more and that's good yeah i think a weaker man would be like it's all for nothing yeah that's probably what i would i would do that i'd be like i if i was kyle bauer and i was in the shape you're in and i still had these problems i I'd be like, well, this doesn't do dick. Yeah. Yeah.

But I like working out. Yeah. It's the highlight of my day. Me too. Is it fixable? Is it something that you can go away over time? Gert, I don't know about it. Yeah.

I'm taking medication for it. Oh. We'll see. Hopefully that helps. Yeah. Back to it. I'm going to get one of those wedge pillows you got one of those

yeah I was prescribed a more elevation yeah the pregnancy wedges yeah pregnant women use yep that's right what did you guys get Liam for his birthday

I didn't get him anything yet I didn't know it was his birthday but but all the Blutmans are about. They are all about and... Who does he... Is he a fan of any individual? Blutman? Yeah, like a super fan. Alcaraz, maybe?

The tennis guy? I don't know. He just knows a lot of athletes. Probably some D4 football player. Yeah, that's probably right. Is there a team he really loves? He's a UCLA guy, but I'm not sure he loves it as much as like... He never passionately loves it in front of us.

He likes the Golden Knights, right? Oh, he does. Loves the Golden Knights. So we're buying him a gift now I already got him one what'd you get him Lowe's gift card so you just wanted to say

what you got him I thought it'd be the funniest thing to get Liam everybody should get him a Lowe's gift card I want him to back up the Lowe's did you see Dave's email

he just sent no I haven't read it yet but uh the subject is do not hang out on fire escape. That's not our office. Hey, birthday boy. Hey, man. How old are we?

26. Happy birthday to Ryan Titus. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We have turtle cake? Turtle cakes. Oh, wow. Look at this We have turtle cake. Turtle cakes. Oh, wow. Mini turtle cakes. Look at this.

Wow. Oh, my gosh. We'll bring them on in. Bring them on in. We have the whole Blutman clan. Yeah. Listen. Oh, my God.

Happy birthday. All right. Now, do what you would do if you weren't here. I want to look in to your kitchen, wherever this happens. Are these all mine? Yeah. Why? I deserve this.

Wait, he has to stand up for this? Oh, he has to stand up. What's he have to stand up and do? Light the candles. Light the candles. Light the candles. Somebody, who's got a candle lighter? We need a lighter.

Does anyone have a lighter? I thought you guys would have this figured out. I just want to observe. Yes. This is his 26th birthday. I want to be a fly on the wall. Yeah, we need a lighter. Luke, go get us a lighter.

I would have gone towards the kitchen. Blutman Sr., why don't you sit down? Yeah. Have a seat. Mark, man. Right here. In that chair? Well, yeah.

Maybe stand behind it. I'll stand behind it. I'll sit in front. Hello. And Liam? Sit in the chair. Sit in the chair. Have a seat.

Are you excited? Are you embarrassed? Emotional? Neither of the three. Time goes by fast. It can't be neither of the three. How can it not be neither of the three? Because neither connotes two, right?

Change the game. Why can't it be neither? Yeah, I guess you're right right and how long has this tradition been going on how many years 26 all 26 it actually goes back to kristin's mother when she was alive made it for kristin and her brothers and sisters back in the generation 60s wow Wow. Turtles. Was there ever a botched turtle cake? This one. Any birthday? No.

I don't know. You'll have to pay me. This is going to be my first time. I'm pumped. Yeah. Okay. I hope it's good. No, I don't think so.

I mean, other than it looking like tar. No, it looks good. The icing is shiny. It really is good. Yeah, it looks amazing. And Liam and Luke, for their birthday, they put the request in. the request in yeah what flavor cake what flavor frosting and it's different every year has has liam ever got weird with it with his flavor peach no gross peach you asked for strawberry strawberry yeah strawberry but i made them wait till they were like 10 to be able to like request yeah i just like that's that's the age yeah i just like that since the new untold so the world has gone crazy

with their turtle cakes they're all making i've seen iterations with meatloaf yeah that one that was classic you think that's like slapping is that a slap in the face we don't really talk about that all right that one was and didn't some people started going with different reptiles yeah we were seeing frog bread was out in the battle frog bread oh whoa sacrilegious frog bread it's like the trank of turtle cake would you would you try frog bread no rough and rowdy with the creator of frog bread and that could be a loser leaves town as well oh yeah that's a crazy thing that we're gonna make a frog bread rough and rowdy friday mikey bets whose wife is pregnant will leave his job if he loses i love it he's it's a

they're fighting for pinks loser Loser leaves town. Mikey loses. He's done it, Barstool. Yes. The other guy loses. He's done it, rough and rowdy. So what? That's not an even bet ever. Come on, bets.

Negotiate a little bit, brother. Is this the same guy that Jenks knocked out? Or is that the brother? The brother. Okay. But wait. The brother is fighting. Can we show who the brother is fighting, TJ?

And by the way, Nick, I'm not sure about Mikey's training because I saw him yesterday. He went to Lollapalooza. Oh, no. It doesn't seem like the way to get ready for a fight. If you had a fight for your job, I wouldn't be partying at all. I'm not at Lollapaloozaala i wouldn't be sleeping i lost but i saw tate mccray thank god i saw tate mccray mom what do you remember about the day liam was born oh good question pain yeah a lot of pain a lot of red hair that was mistaken for blood i thought

what oh really that's horrifying i thought he would be a blonde i mean all of my family are blondes so was he was born red oh major i was born blonde then turned really yeah yeah like major god cursed me yeah did you do something wrong i think my dad did i think my dad fucked up and then god struck me here we go all right so is this a morning routine Or supper time At night but the big part is The morning after for turtle cake breakfast So we should do that tomorrow morning

We'll save some We also have to save a piece for Big Cat Is that what he said Okay yeah he's fighting the non-binary ninja Wait what Yeah dude That one rocked me to my core Okay, yeah, he's fighting the non-binary ninja. Wait, what? Yeah, dude. Yeah, that one rocked me to my core. And the non-binary ninja is Owen 2 right now.

Yeah, but he's Owen 5, the light bearer. He keeps on changing. The light bearer. Wait, Owen 5? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He may be losing his job. No, that's not Mikey Betts.

Mikey Betts has never fought. By the way, if and when I do the gauntlet, I just prove that someone's going to have to read the questions for me. Okay. I can't see anything. You get to choose your question, reader. Okay. Brandon.

Brandon. All right. Good spirit. Good spirit, man. All right, crew. Yeah, let's light it up. Do what you would do. Oh, no. Oh, man. All right, crew. Let's light it up. Do what you would do. Oh, yeah.

Nice. Take one of those. Thank you. This is getting more and more festive by the minute. Okay. Whose phone's ringing? Somebody's phone is ringing. Probably Mark.

Sorry, guys. Oh, I'm staying. Oh, no. Yeah, come on, Liam. You have to put the hat on. Come on. Liam. And if anybody online watching wants to get Liam a Lowe's gift card as well,

I never want you to have to spend a dime of your own money at Lowe's for as long as you live. Yeah. Do you know what Lowe's is? Not right now. Worldwide, the hat really takes it away from you. I should go there. Yes. You probably should.

Luke, stand next to your family. Stand next to your brother. Yep. Turtle cake. Unfold your arms. Oh, my God. Enjoy it. Happy birthday, big guy.

We won't sing to you. Yeah, we will. We definitely will. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Liam. Happy birthday to you. All right.

Yeah. Wish time. Turned another age. Then I all. Yeah, you missed. That's part of it. You missed the. Frightening.

Can you not blow? This is real. Why can't he blow? Why can't he blow? There we go. There we go. All right. All right.

Okay. There you go. Yep. That was it. You guys witnessed history. You guys did. You really did. You had one job. Chills. Bring the knife. Yeah. Good job, dad. There you go. That was it. You guys witnessed history. You guys witnessed history. You had one job. Chills.

You had to bring the knife. Yeah, good job, Dad. There's no knife? No knife, huh? Knife in the kitchen. I got the knife. It's got wires hanging out of them right now. Good job, buddy.

It's so good. 26. Unbelievable. What did you wish for? Oh, I don't do that. The song just stopped. Wait, are these- Another Lowe's gift card?

Titus? Get him a Lowe's gift card? Uh, Titus? Get him a Lowe's gift card. I'll get you a Home Depot gift card. Oh. Menards. I want you to pick your hardware. I still can't believe you're wearing a jacket. Menards is great. Menards is big. Menards is big. Ah. I did something this weekend. Did you go to Menards? No. I'm a Costco

guy. I'm a member of Costco. I've been meaning to get around to it. I just haven't. Did you get a chicken bake? I can't have guy. I'm a member of Costco. I've been meaning to get around to it. I just haven't. Do you get a chicken bake? I can't have that. You have not been meaning to get around to it. You haven't. It's one of the easier things to do. It's so easy. You can't be meaning to get around for over a year now. I think you can. I thought it was society's elite that

could get to Costco. No. It's $60 a year. Yeah. The things I have in bulk now that's where I got my chia seeds. In bulk? You do it just to get items in bulk, or is it their selection? The socks I'm wearing, $8 for 20 pairs. That's good.

No, it's not all bulk. Who did you see at Costco? But that's like the main reason, the main incentive. You texted me something from Costco. Oh, there was a guy wearing a Henny Friday shirt at Costco, and I went up and I said, nice shirt, and he walked past me. My name's on the shirt in print i just i was so embarrassed it was probably maybe he got it goodwill or he slept at his yeah he's probably a gay guy and he probably just got done fucking a stranger

the hat open it the morning after the socks, any other big gets? Chia seeds. You keep going to that. Gluten-free chicken nuggets. Penis frozen pizzas. Hoa? Are those booms or dooms? Everything's been a boom so far.

These are comfortable socks. They're thick. You want to touch them? Do you have like a Costco ID? Yes. Like a picture of it? Yeah. Take your picture. Yeah. You have one too? Yeah. Don't tell me you're an elite member though. He's an elite member.

Oh, he got the black card. Don't tell me. I'm so... Fuck! What is the black card? I'm wearing a Santa hat in mine. It's just a little cheeky thing. It's just a little cheeky thing I do. I wear a Santa hat. I want the Costco people to know that I'm a fun guy.

There they go. I want... The boys. That cool squad. Must be doing Donnie's show. That's annoying as shit. No, you'll get there. So, mine is $60 a year.

I believe yours was $250. Yep. That's embarrassing. It's okay. We all start somewhere. but what does he get that you don't yeah what happens two percent back at the end of the year two percent back in respect really yeah because you have to show this when you get there and i get looked down upon yeah and my little face we're costco guys yeah let's sometime. I'd imagine we'd go to the same Costco.

Yeah, we almost certainly do. Yeah. Yeah, we do. Truly underrated hot dog. I haven't had the hot dog. It's $1.50 for a hot dog and a large drink. With refills. $4 rotisserie. I've been planning to go.

Let me take you. Shadow me. I got some planning left to do. Y'all done? Y'all ready? Y'all good? Yeah, what's going on? Oh, I started eating mine. to do. Y'all done? Y'all ready? Y'all good? Yeah, what's going on?

Oh, I started eating mine. What are you guys doing over there? Fantastic. They're the live studio audience. Okay, so we have to guess the amount of M&Ms, which is the same time every time, on the turtle cake. Same amount. The winner, the person who's the most far off, has to do something.

How do we decide who eats the head? That's Liam, right? You get the head? The birthday boy gets the head. Yeah. Guess the number. What's the punishment? You don't get any. Okay.

It is a punishment too. For the rest of your life, you can't have turtle cake. This is it. You're eliminated from turtle cake. For the rest of your life, you can't have turtle cake. This is it. You're eliminated from turtle cake. You're eliminated from turtle cake for the rest of your life if you're far off. Question. Oh, it smells good. Are the M&Ms just on the surface? That's a good question.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No trick. All right. Okay. And no toenail.

All right. I got it. I got my guess. I got my guess. I think I'm nailing it. How do we reveal? All right. Kate, go.

83. I think 57. nailing it. How do we reveal? All right, Kate, go. 83. I think 57. 73. 100. 92. 61. The same amount every time. A lot of us picked odd numbers, which seems stupid,

but it feels like this would have an odd number on it. Someone was very close. No one got it head on. What was it? Very close. What's the answer? Sorry. Moot got it head on. What was it? What's the answer? Moot got the closest. What was his guess?

He guessed 73. It was 72. Yep. Moot. Who's the furthest? I did some quick math, yeah. Oh, you did the furthest? I saw eight across, eight deep.

So Kyle was 100, right? Kyle was 100, but was anybody in the 50s? Somebody was. Yeah, but 50s is not as far away. I was 57, I think I said. Kyle, you can never have turtle cake for the rest of your life. Damn. Get fucked, dude.

He is genuinely sad. All right, yeah. Pass it out. Let's get it going. You could have turtle cake breakfast, though. Is that a different turtle cake? It's a it going. You could have turtle cake breakfast, though. Is that a different turtle cake? It's a different term. This turtle cake, that one's turtle cake breakfast.

Turtle cake breakfast is better. Is that what you're going to have tomorrow? Yeah. You swear. Will you send a video? We'll have it in the office and we'll eat turtle cake breakfast. Perfect. Oh, my God.

That was good. What flavor was it? I did vanilla. Yeah. Yeah, I ate it before the office and we'll eat turtle cake breakfast. Perfect. Oh my God, that was good. What flavor was it? I did vanilla. Yeah. Yeah, I ate it before the birthday boy got the head. Can you have turtle cake cupcakes? No, I actually can't. None for me.

You took off the hat and everything. You can't even celebrate the birthday anymore. What was the highlight of your 25th year? Yeah, you took off the hat and everything. You can't even celebrate the birthday anymore. What was the highlight of your 25th year? I don't know. Cool. I guess. Major life changes.

Gigantic life changes. Yep. We'll go with that. Yep. Cool. What's on the horizon for 26? I don't know. Whatever happens. Do you have any goals? Are you a goal guy a goal guy far from a goal yeah i feel like you're like a one point in goal is there

anybody you'd be starstruck to meet we did this on the uh when rico and marty mush interrogated me during a march madness live stream they were asking me about that i really genuinely didn't know who to say. I think I ended up saying Sky Shuffler because he's a bit of a goober, but I don't think it'd be that. I don't think Starstruck. I don't think any Starstruck. Blastoise?

That'd be crazy. Yeah, alright. Piplup just waddled in here. I'd be a bit taken away. I heard he was at La La, dude. They were trying to get Piplup for La La, dude. Dude, I know. They were trying to get Piplup for PMT, but they couldn't get him. Yeah, he's big. Damn.

Without going and just guessing, you're talking Pokemon. Yeah, we're talking Pokemon right now. They got Turtwig? How'd he do? He's there in the cage. Yeah, you're right. What the heck? What's your birthday dinner tonight?

I don't know. Che requested Mediterranean. Che? Wait, what? Che, you're making his birthday dinner? I asked if they tried ABBA. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is good.

Is Che going? I have a DraftKings thing. Anyone can if they want. Open invite. Wait, you're doing the DraftKings thing, though, aren't you? I can't go. You're the one that's leading the tour. You're right. Yeah, and you guys chose them one day. Anyone can if they want. Open invite. Wait, you're doing the DraftKings thing though, aren't you? I can't go. You're the one that's leading the tour. You're right.

Yeah, and you guys chose them one day. I can't go. I want to go, but I can't. I got to be with Brian Walker on the Sarah Roughness. Yep. Big episode. Big episode. Yep.

Talking big 10. You know what's not a big episode? Fucking House of Dragon. Oh, yeah. I was like that. It was tough. This whole season spanned 30 Fucking House of Dragon. Oh, yeah. It was tough. This whole season spanned 30 pages of the book.

From episode one of the season. It was bad. 30 pages of the book. Is the book part good? Of what's currently airing? No, it's just run out. I want to read the books, but correct me if I'm wrong, he's not done writing the books and he's never going to finish them.

So I don't want to start reading the books and then never get a conclusion. Everything about this IP is a waste of your time. Wait, isn't he old as fuck? He's old and fat. Yeah, he's old and diabetic, right? He's like rehabbing wolves. That's going to backfire. What do you mean rehabbing?

He has a wolf sanctuary. And they were on drugs? No, I think they were just like, he's nursing them. Is it the same writing crew and showrunners as Game of Thrones? I don't have a clue. Don't use your insider terms here. Writer? Writer?

Writing crew. When you say writing crew, is that a Hollywood term? Don't use your inside bullshit jargon. The episode was extremely disappointing. There was nothing. It was all set up. There was one battle this season. Unless you asked Nicky Smokes, he said it was incredible.

Nicky Smokes just likes the smut. Look, the storyline is sick. The buildup of what's about to happen. There can only be so much buildup. It's been all buildup. Stinks. P.U. I'm done. All you need to build up of what's about to happen there can only be so much build up it's been all build up but like stinks PU I'm done and now it's a build up episode that ended on a cliffhanger and now you have to wait two years

yeah I'm out as a TV writer are you more critical of shows or are you like nah you gotta give them a break because blah blah blah you know what I actually I'll never tweet anything negative about a movie or except the the jerry seinfeld pop frost i thought you liked that i liked the first three minutes okay and then it

was a train wreck but i try and be respectful because it's hard the hardest thing in the world is to you know write a show and then even harder than that is to get it made and so i won't publicly shame anybody i will the writing this season was awful they had a terrible job of ryan there were a lot of poor line deliveries the showrunners were doing cardio a mess don't say you're done with it or else someone's gonna spoil the the everything that happens for you because they i know what happens i didn't okay i'm done with it uh any spoiler you would tell Liam, tweet at me. Yep. Thank you. You're welcome.

So, Mark, Liam won't tell us. He's too humble. What are your highlights of Liam? Honestly, just watching him dedicate all his waking time and effort into sports and us going, is this really going to lead to something yeah and it didn't him will he ever work with teraney kb brandon and mook titus and kate no and he always had a plan and so the highlight for us yeah you had yeah you did you did in the back of your mind you didn't see this as an end goal well Well, I like to work here, but no plan.

And so for parents to see him just thrive and more than just the work, the social aspect of this place and the friendship that he gets from all of you guys, that's the highlight for us, you know, as parents. Has he told you guys that we're friends? Well, he used the term. I'm not good with the kid jargon acronyms, but he says BFF. Wow. That is the new shit.

Brandon fucking forever or something? Yeah, well, that's not going to happen. No? No, I just meant. You two, you're tight. He says you guys do sleepovers once a month to talk football? You guys game together? Yeah. We do game.

We do sleepover every now and then. Nope. He came up to the Yak and he stayed that night. Did you? It was a nice home. When? Big ass house. No, I didn't get to go.

Why didn't you go? Not enough car seats. Wait, car seats? What are you, two years old? Car seats? Not enough seats in the Wait, two years old? Hard seats? Not enough seats in the car. That's a valid reason. One thing I noticed from your place, you sleep, your room's at the top.

Yeah. The two boys, they have the room in the basement. They're going to sneak out so much. Let them go. Oh, yeah. It's amazing. Perfect. It's designed for...

It's good for a teen boy. Yeah. It's designed for them to get into some trouble teen boy yeah it's designed for them to to get into some trouble that's great do whatever they gotta do at the pool table down there it's all good you just want that's gonna be the fun house to hang out at like that's gonna be the house where we can do anything we want yeah maybe i don't know would you get pissed if he knocked over something that you a collectible of yours, and it shattered? Very. I've gotten pissed many times. They've knocked over almost everything.

And I have multiple. Everything you have is kind of broken. And also, most of what I own is plastic. Yeah. I don't own many really, truly valuable things. There's not a vase in that home. No, no. Just a Ken Griffey Jr. starting lineup from 1993.

I forget who said it, but somebody said your basement is sick. It's amazing. It's pretty cool. It's a good basement. Yeah. Good basement. It's designed for... Oh, I worked out in my basement yesterday.

I did the light boxer. Did you see my light boxer? I saw it. Yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah. That's a fun thing. You took that from the office. That'll wear your ass out.

I don't know how you've... No, that's amazing. How did you get the arcade time everything you have has been owned by someone else that was not taken from the office i did not get the they sponsored unnecessary reference and sent me one okay that was not taken from the office the arcade cabinet was stolen from me how'd you get that i one day uh they did an arcade thing robbing them uh they brought in billy billy mitchell yes they did it and they did an arcade thing, Rob and them. Uh, they brought in Billy, Billy Mitchell. Yes. And they did it and they did a video and they put it in the game time room.

Well, when game time died, people just started stealing N64s and Nintendos. Didn't know that. And I just said, Hey Rob, I'm going to take that. And he said, take it. They have golden tea at Costco you could buy. So I drove, I drove my car into Manhattan. Wow. And had to get a security guard to help me wheel it down to my car on a Sunday.

Undertaking. Yeah, but I got it. Is there anything here you're eyeing up? There's some things. There's some things. While we're on the topic. Jerry's treadmill will disappear at one point. While we're on the topic of stolen stuff.

Oh, yeah, I got that. This is my last pass. This jacket is not mine it was laying on this chair this is yours no oh all right well i don't know but no so what happened was i mentioned somewhere on a live stream that i was like getting into tennis a little bit and then like a couple days later this jacket appears appears on my chair. I thought someone left it behind, so I put it off to the side. It was sitting here for like over a week.

No one claimed it. So I was like, I'm just going to take it home. This is the first time I've worn it since then. This was like a couple months ago. And I don't know what to do. Oh, abundantly approved. That's yours. This is mine?

Yeah, that's yours. Yours. I'm waiting for someone at this office to say it's theirs. Shay tried to pull it on me today. It worked. It worked really well. It worked really well. Shay tried to pull it on me today. It worked. It worked really well. It worked really well.

Shay actually ended up wearing it. She was like, is that my jacket? I was like, oh, shit. Is there somebody that would come up and say it is theirs and prove it, but you don't respect them enough to give it back? Hmm. Who wouldn't you give it back to? No, I'd give it back to anybody, Nick's it's the right thing goldfinger i mean you were taking it off to give it to jay i did take it that's what i mean yeah i was gonna get it on

but yeah i've been i've been walking around all day today just scared that someone's been what the fuck man you stole my jacket i've been looking for that yeah i don't know i just wanted to get a read of the room you think you think it's mine now i think you're good now okay all right it was on your chair yeah it's it's been on multiple shows now but wasn't i don't know where it came from wasn't there a special episode we did the night before that appeared was it like christmas or what was the could have been i think it was somebody that came in from out of the office we have a lot of people in for christmas right it was some sort of episode we only had the smokes cameo that Kate set up.

The reality is, though, Mark, it looks good on you. Yeah, and possession is nine-tenths, so it's mine now. And nobody's going to come up, look at it, thinking it's odd, and go, where'd you get that? Right. It looks like it's been yours since. Looking good is the tenth. Possession is nine-tenths. Looking good is the tenth.

Looking fly. Yeah, just looking fly as fuck. Hands in the pocket. So comfortable. Yeah, just looking fly as fuck. Hands in the pocket. So comfortable. There you go. Brandon, do what you need to do. Did you know you can get tickets to Twins at Cubs tonight right now for only $19? That's right.

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Download the GameTime app, create an account, use code Y code yak for 20 off your first purchase terms apply download the game time app today last minute tickets lowest price guaranteed all right steven shea uh i don't i don't know how many of you here saw it oh yeah oh i've saw it a thousand times i did too the chris steven chase chris tucker impression oh my god which he just dropped on us at a 215 on a Oh, I saw it a thousand times. I did too. Stephen Chay's Chris Tucker impression. Oh, my God. Which he just dropped on us at 2.15 on a Friday on Quick Picks. We're going into the weekend. I'm ready to go.

And he just out of nowhere, I sneeze and he goes, God damn. Oh, do you want to hear my Chris Tucker impression? Yeah, I sure fucking do. And... Bless you. God damn. Jesus. You want to hear my Chris Tucker impression?

Yes. God dang! Che, how long have you worked at Barstool? About eight years. I would have done that my first day. Yeah. I know I have that. I'm using it immediately.

I haven't thought about it in a very long time. Actually, we were talking about doing the best impersonations for a future bracket, and I was going to submit that. But aside from that, I hadn't thought about that in years. That would win. That is so good. So in my time I've known you, you once said your best impersonation, your best impression was the guy from the Gatorade commercial saying

naturally they called our stuff Gatorade. And you have done that on the Yak before. And Godzilla. And Godzilla. And Chappelle. Dickie V. But you didn't do the Chris Tucker. That's all of Chris Tucker. That's all your impressions are one.

Do your Godzilla impression. Take some of that. What did you see? Godzilla, Godzilla. That's all that impression. That's true. That's true. That's true. So all your impressions are one sentence spoken by a person.

For the most part, yeah. I don't have a very... I have a somewhat wide range, but a very shallow catalog. All right, but what else is hiding in there? I honestly don't. I used to... I would just do these, like, walking around my house every once in a while.

And then, yeah, this one. Rush Hour 2 was a huge movie. Also Rush Hour. Specifically, and Rush Hour. That's his Rush Hour 2 impression. a huge movie. Also Rush Hour. Specifically, and Rush Hour. That's his Rush Hour 2 impression. You got to add this to your set. Do impressions. I mean, that's another five minutes.

I got some feedback on that. It could be. It could be. If we expand in a comedy game, which I don't know that we will, but if I ever do another set, then I'll try and work this one out. You ever accidentally whip that out in front of your kids when they fuck up? No, no. And honestly, I would not have done it if Brandon didn't sneeze, because I just said

goddamn once I said that. I was like, oh, I can say this in a funny way. I know where to go from here. So, Che, was that a particularly good one, or can you just rip that off at any moment? I can rip it off at any moment. All right, do it on today's show, but don't let us know when you're going to do it. Actually, no, Che che i want you to grocery prices are high i want you to go to the grocery store and when they say your total i want

you a video of your grocery please do that today okay yeah and i just and i want you to tweet out the video just like grocery prices are too damn high. That video. You can do self-checkout, but I need it in public. Okay. Simple as that. Never know if you don't ask. I don't know what he thought the answer was going to be when he said, do you want to hear my Chris Tucker impression? Who would ever say no to that?

I fucking do. Yeah, I sure do. Yeah, Steve. It was good. It was quite the moment. I thought about it all Friday. Like I drove home. I got home and went out to dinner with my wife.

Yeah! Dang! I watched the video 25 times Friday night. Yeah. It was the first thing I looked at when I woke up Saturday. I woke up and I was like, I need to pick me up. It's incredible. Me and Sass played it like ten times in the green room. It might be what, Chad?

I think it might be the greatest thing I've done because all the feedback, people are unsolicited coming up to me today and just being like, I watched that a thousand times. Yes! We're approaching about a dozen people that have either done that or texted me over the weekend. I felt the need to text them. Thank you very much. I still can't believe you used the other impressions first before that one.

I hadn't thought about Chris Stuckerman. I guess he was in air. I guess he was, yeah. I guess he was. Howard. So is there anyone else in there that you haven't really thought about? Like how do we figure out who else you've got in there? There's more.

There's absolutely more. There's got to be something else in there. I don't remember because I don't really thought about? How do we figure out what else you've got in there? There's more. There's absolutely more. There's got to be something else in there. I don't remember because I don't really... 38-year-old dad job. I'm not really doing these things all the time now. If something triggers a memory that Brandon sees in my reactions

to that, I will bust that out from time to time. I think we just have to name all the people. Can we give them one to try? Let's go to that random celebrity generator and see if you can do it. It's probably going to be no for 99.9%. You don't know that. Are there any that

you're actively working on? No. No. We should give them a project. Again, I don't really do this anymore, but just once in a while. But you have the vocal range to really capture anybody, I think. Can you do Brandon?

I can't. I can't impersonate just regular people. Can we give you somebody to try by the end of the week? Regular ass, dude. I can try. I can't guarantee it's going to be good. I'll try whatever. But, yeah.

Who should we give him? I don't know what I need to do to sound like him. Guess. Do this one. I never really got into the Fast franchise, so I don't really know his voice very well. Okay. He's certainly done a lot of other movies. Singing voice?

No. The dude. He's definitely never seen that. Okay. I have seen Big Wadowski. Oh. No. This is going to be an arduous process, but I will.

Eddie Murphy. I don't have an Eddie Murphy. From Nutty Professor. Of course I know the Hercules, but I don't have that. Do Fat Albert. Never seen him. Do what you think Fat Albert would say. Wait, let's pull up people Che doesn't know and have him try to impersonate.

Who's one of the side characters in Fat Albert? So Fat Albert says, I'm Fat Albert. Who's the guy that says, I'll sit on you? That's Fat Albert. No, that's Fat Bastard, right? That's Fat Bastard. Fat Bastard. Did you confuse Fat Albert with Fat Bastard?

Do Austin Powers. Yeah, good one. I don't have theard? Do Austin Powers. Yeah, good one. I don't have the British. Do Borat. Do Dr. Evil. Borat. I don't have Dr. Evil. Borat.

Give your best yabby. We'd be very comfortable with you failing. I have that type of stuff. A little bit. Is there any cartoons? Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Sylvester the Cat. I think I used to maybe do Taco Bell Dog, but I don't know. I think.

I used to. It's not very good. I'd take some Taco Bell Dog. Give it a whirl. I'd have to see the commercial. This is, you know, we're tapping into 30 years. TJ, pull a commercial up. Is it Yo Quiero Taco Bell?

Yo Quiero Taco Bell. Yo Quiero Taco Bell. Oh, you're not going to beat TARDIS. That's pretty good. That was good. I don't know. Yeah, but this isn't something I actually know. Should we do a, should we have, like, impression contest?

Yes. Pull some out of a hat. Yeah, we should all get a person. We have to figure out who on the show can do it impression I'm going right past her ass. Yo quiero Taco Bell. What a great commercial. Yeah, really good commercial.

Yo quiero Taco Bell. Yeah. It's pretty cut and dry there, Che. Yeah, I'm just trying to think of the tones I want to go with. Do Chris Tucker saying that? That's the thing. I don't have Chris Tucker real range. But just try and fail. We will laugh if you fail. i can do the taco bell dog um but i want other lines done in chris tucker that's the point

of impression so you could hear them doing things they wouldn't normally do yeah like chris tucker calling a tom brady touchdown pass yeah that'd be awesome all right i can. I have a little bit from Rush Hour 2. Alright, Chris Tucker to Mike Evans. Yes. 35-yard touchdown. Take the lead. Fourth quarter. This is really hard because I'm not trying to not do it, but

he escalates. I don't want this to be a bad impression. Alright, how about you write it down and you come back to us when you're ready. I have some Rush Hour 2 exchanges. Yeah, do that. I can do that. Is Rush Hour 2 your favorite movie?

One of them. Okay. And the anniversary of it coming out was yesterday, or Saturday. All right. Come on, Lee! Carter! Carter! Jackie Chan kicks him.

Yeah. Dang. Oh, shit. Good. We might get that taken down. It's too good. Wow. I knew it was coming, and it still came out of nowhere.

That was unreal. I'm speechless happy birthday Liam happy birthday Liam oh I just realized you don't even have headphones on you can't hear anything yeah because the headphones here don't work oh it was really good that would have made your birthday complete honestly

thanks Jay Headphones here don't work. Oh, it was really good. That was, yeah, that would have made your birthday complete, honestly. Thanks, Jay. I do like the idea of all your impressions being from Rush Hour 2. Because there's other characters as well, right? There's the British guy? No. Is there a British guy in that one? That's Rush Hour 1. The bad guy, the rich guy, I believe, is from britain i heard from england he's from la

steven rain i also love that movie there you go yeah one last try steven mr feeney oh wow i don't know i wish i did one of the greatest you right and you watch the show. You must have a Feeney. Do good. Feeney is Che. I don't. I'll try and conjure up some. I have a few. Chris Tucker is probably the best one I do. Yes.

I think there's a better one in there. You just don't remember. Yeah, you're great. I'm being told you have a Justin Bieber impression. Oh, yeah. Do your classic Justin Bieber. Come on. We love this. Classic Justin Bieber.

No, he says it really funny. There is a... It is Justin Bieber saying his own name to a... Some type of TJ. You know what I'm talking about? Okay, yeah. It's a video that had like 200 views 11 years ago that Jayay can do the line from justin bieber oh that's from the otis freestyle that's him yeah justin bieber he just got it

if you're closing in on it's a great freestyle. Jay, that's good, man. Did you watch that? Like, how did you know you had that? Yeah, I watched that. Gotta come from somewhere. Hold on. Play the video with no sound and you do it, Jay. I love it.

All right. Justin Bieber. Oh, no. I'm getting everything confused. I'm getting everything confused I can't watch Justin Bieber oh you're off you're off no I can't

I can't watch it and do it then I get wires get crossed what do Chris Tucker to that video oh man I'll bust one out the show but like if you have a Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan

it would be amazing if you could put out a video of them doing like an NFL play-by-play or being in a booth together that'd be so great that's a good point yeah your Jackie was good my Jackie needs work physically visually really good impression My Jackie needs work. Physically.

Visually really good impression. Jackie, always okay. We get a Mark Blutman gauntlet? Oh, yeah. Yes. You're up, pal. What? I think you should go I will need help with

Sporkle, the reading It would be beautiful if your boys led you through Wow That would be Are you a fitness guy? I used to be I used to box I used to play hockey

Now I'm just almost 64 Golf? I used to be. Okay. I used to box. I used to play hockey. Now I'm just almost 64. All right. Golf. I took up golf again. Would love to point out he hurt his back yesterday. Looking for a plate. No.

I'll get you every time. For the turtle cake, Kristen said, I need a plate. And I kept bending down. And now she's laughing at me. Look at her. Yeah, she's cracking up. Yeah. Because this is like watching him shoot threes yesterday. Was it bad?

It wasn't great. Like, you got... But when you were young, Jeff D. Lowe wants to hold the record of like how... I don't, deep down, I don't. Then Jeff D. Lowe is going to be a very happy guy. Every time this gauntlet is run, which is what, three times a week, he's ridiculed. Yeah, but I think he likes holding that crown.

I will lay by check. You think you'll miss 86 three-pointers? No. Heck no. No. You didn't make one yesterday. Yeah, I did. Oh, man.

Why are you hollering? Because I'm upset with my offspring here Oh I was talking about them, they were hollering at you Yeah, don't holler at me When you guys were little tykes did you not look up to me as a great athlete? Well yeah, but every kid does Never

Whatever Let me do this thing Just do the damn thing. Ugh. Walking out of the Yaks studio. You should have your time versus me and Liam talking about things once each. Oh, no. See if we can think about this. Okay.

Wired headphones? Yeah, wired headphones. TJ, is your dad coming to do it later this week? Thursday. Wow. So we're going to have dad come to it. He's been training for weeks. My dad's going to sit out.

Yeah. He's been going to the park every Saturday to try and shoot three-pointers. That's the most important thing you can't embarrass yourself with. Yeah, you can, I think. I think it's more embarrassing to embarrass yourself with Sporkle, with like General. Yes. Oh, yeah. Some of the, yeah.

Yeah. If you go way too long not knowing is the stock market fucked by the way yeah or a lot of people people are panicking it's yeah is it japan got smoked yeah japan lost like 20 of their yeah what do you need me why are you somebody doing that okay okay um so he just said that he had malicex gloves I don't know if the balls are going to be Firing off the foot hard enough to warrant The protection

Does he ever really need the gloves? It's like Look good play good We're having the boys Justin Bieber. Bieber. Stuck in my head. I love Jay's version.

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Steven Shay predicts a 306. A 306? Yeah, six. No chance. Cornhole. Unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to go five and a half.

I'm going to go 531. Great call. Yep. That's a great call right half. I'm going to go 531. Great call. Yeah. That's a great call right there. All right, you ready? Yeah. All right. Too many Blutmans in the way.

All right. Three, two, one, go. I don't like it over here. I want to... He's taking his time. Yeah, does it feel weird? Is there always music? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Well, he's... I also heard we owe a towel whip to someone. Oh, yeah, we do. Yeah, to Dante. Go, go, go, go. Is Dante near? Oh, it's a bad kick. It's a little bit high, yeah.

No. A little off target. He's not making Malicek work. Oh, this could be days. This could be days. You get closer. You think it's... He's nervous because Mrs. Blutman is here watching.

Yeah. Oh! Oh, I thought that was it. Oh, Malicek. Oh, there's not balls. Oh! Okay, all right. Big Cat, by the way, 250 days in first place today.

Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Oh. Why don't you pop his dick out of your mouth, T-Guy? I'd be remiss to not bring this up. Fuck you, dude. Who's with me? Get that cock out of your fat-free face.

Wait, what? What? What are you doing? I'm doing the option. Throw technique. That jawline's really popping as hard as he's sucking. I'm trying to Tommy Frazier it. Oof. And his sons are watching this. They're watching this failure right in front of him.

Did your dad ever lie to you growing up about, like, things? My dad told me he taught Dr. J his side shot. I thought my dad performed with the Oak Ridge Boys. And I, like, told other people that. My dad told me he was in the Oak Ridge Boys singing Elvira. Did you believe it? For a little while. Because the lead singer did look. Singing Elvira. Did you believe it? For a little while. Because the lead singer did look a little bit like him.

He had the same mustache. You're under two minutes. Doing good. Oh, he made the first one. Oh, wow. No way. So we're going to have to read to him when he gets back? I think so. Ooh. Ah. So we're going to have to read to him when he gets back?

I think so. Oh, fuck. He got a whole rack of balls, man. He wanted that ball. Oh, fake. Oh. Ah. This is where stamina comes into play. Mm-hmm.

Okay. Come on, have a seat right here. Get in here. Record time. right here. Get in here. Record time. All right. Get in here. Shape of a stop sign. Octagon.

Yield sign. Get away. All right. Seven countries in Central America. Seven countries in Central America. Knicks. Celtics. Lakers.

You're trying to... That might not be right. Yeah, seven countries in Central America. Eight police ranks. Sergeant. Three what? Brad Pitt. Billy Bob Thornton.

The other one. Yeah. Next. Undeniable. Nine MLB players that hit 19 or more postseason. Captain. Captain. For police.

Lieutenant. Oh, this should be fun. Medium. Medium. Medium. Well. Well done. Rare.

Got it. One more. Got it. Done. Wow done, Rare. Got it. One more. Got it. Done. Wow. Pretty good. Great time. All right, Stephen Chay.

Did he beat the young musician that just went? Yes, he did. He did. And beat Lee. Both my times. 3.29 at 64 is not bad. That's pretty good. That's great.

Thanks for the support chat. With inflation, that's like a minute 45. Asking this respectfully, are you the oldest person we've had do the gauntlet? By a lot. How'd you make this three so quickly? You didn't make a shot yesterday. Yeah, but the lights weren't on yesterday. Let's see where we go.

Big time player. How old's Stu? Big time performer. Oh, yeah. Stu is probably about the same age, maybe a little older. Yeah, I think Stu is 63. What's that one? I'm a time performer. Oh, yeah. Stu is probably about the same age, maybe a little older. Yeah, I think Stu is 63. Wait, what's that one? I can't read.

Jake Malasek. That's Malasek. You beat Malasek. And Gunnar Henderson. By the way, I sucked at soccer today. Yeah, you did. That was about 15, 20 seconds. Could have saved you some time.

Longer than that. Clever, marky, gold finger. That's true. False sense of security. Alright, Kyle, you have to scroll through this. Pick the three in sequence worst blunt rotation. Show me the whole list.

Start at the bottom. TJ's dad's doing it soon too, right? Thursday. Yes, Thursday. Oh, I should stay for that. Cheer him on. Stu's a smoker, so I think he has it down. Bosco could be nightmarish. Wait a minute.

Yeah, that's it. That's a clash of personalities, dude. Oh, melt. Oh, no. Yeah. KB, Fasoli, and Nicky Smokes. What's male? That's me when I went backwards.

Oh, that's right. Oh, the unbackwards. You did better backwards than forwards. Correct. Let's see. Mook. Me, Mauro, and Cam Newton. Jesus.

Che has a lot. Palmer, Mintz, and Che. Cam Newton would punch Morrow in the face for doing magic. Let's see. I think it's Mantis Liam. I'd be chill as fuck. Yeah, that'd be pretty nice. Jerry.

That's a bad time for Compton, no? Yeah. Well, he's sportful. Oh. Yeah, he's dumb. He was sitting here at 32 seconds. Julian Edelman, TJ, and Chris Clemmer. Titus Titus. Yeah, two of me. That would freak me out. Sitting here at 32 seconds. Julian Edelman, TJ, and Chris Clemmer.

Titus, Titus. Yeah, two of me. That would freak me out. That trip, I'd be freaked out. Wow, consistent, Mark. Wait. Pete. Jack O'Keefe.

Oh, White Sox, Dave, and Kirk were next to each other. That would be awesome. Oh, it was Billy Football, White Sox, David Kirk. Me, Foley, and Westberg would be elite. Holy shit. Oh, Arian Foster with two chays. Oh, Nick Foley and Westberg. Foster, chay, chay.

Yeah, I think it was the Mantis Mantis Rico and who? Liam Liam Oh yeah Happy birthday Nightmare

Fuck that Liam and Slides Liam and Slides Okay yeah Yeah I wore my Slides more in the winter Yeah When it was raining and snowing Decent tread on them

Oh my goodness Wow I'm happy with that time When it was raining, snowing. Decent tread on them. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Well, I'm happy with that time. It was awesome. It was great. Shockingly good. It shocked me.

It goes quickly. Mark, as a former athlete, myself, hockey, boy, when it goes, it goes. I'm feeling it already. Kyle, too. I've seen you. I'm feeling it. Yeah, KB already kyle too i haven't really started um but kate he was speaking to me because i started the decline yeah he's like you're he's basically what he was saying is like the next 15 years of life you're gonna be misery whereas the next 15 years of kb he'll probably still pretty good but you it lives inside you My favorite moment the other day when Zlatan was on

is I just hear Titus' voice go, should I shoot some? It's like, can I do my thing and show him? I want to show off for Zlatan. That was so cool. I want to be best friends. That was awesome. Still out of breath.

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Dece read. Dece read. Dece. So, I don't know. I experienced some disappointment today when I got here and Mintz stormed into the Mostly Sports studio and said, I have a story that's going to knock your socks off. Why didn't he just tell it on Wake Up Mintz?

They don't do it on Mondays. So, naturally, I said, yeah, or me and Titus said, yeah, do it on theays um so naturally i said yeah or me and ty to say yeah do it on the show and he came back he told a story about how he got uh conned almost by by a homeless man didn't knock our socks off at all no and on yeah it's socks stayed on socks stayed on i was interested he had my attention the whole time but yeah pretty straightforward story a homeless man chased him out of uh walgreens and they they ran down the sidewalk chasing each other i mean i saw that it would be socks off the best thing i've ever seen it's a visual absolutely why did the homeless man chase him uh he tried to pull a trick mince was walking up on the sidewalk and the homeless

guy acted like you don't try to pull a trick on mincey you just do it the homeless guy like stepped into his line and then dropped his bracelet and said oh you broke my bracelet you owe me money now and mince went into the walgreens um the guy chased him and was saying you need to buy me something so mince at one point just says all right i'm gonna escape and he starts running and he tried now it's funnier when i say it than when mince is that is funny when he started running out of the walgreens and ran all the way to his apartment and the guy the homeless guy followed him about five yards behind him chasing him down the street but your mince he kept emphasizing i was in my flip-flops he was in his flip-flops kept saying that over and over yeah i think it's hilarious but yeah i'd have to see it i need

security footage there's gotta be i wonder if we could get it. Yeah, the Walgreens. That's what he said. He wanted to call Walgreens for the tape. Speaking of homeless guys, I took a nine hour Greyhound bus yesterday. You're talking about yourself? Dude, it was crazy.

It was a 720 bus out of Cincinnati and I got to the Greyhound station very early. It was just in a random parking lot in the middle of Cincy, and I watched a guy pull a magic school bus on the Greyhound. I watched a man shoot up heroin into his foot at 6.30 a.m. at the Cincinnati Greyhound station and then step onto the bus at 720. To his foot? Yeah. You shoot heroin into your foot? Or do you just run out of body parts? The rest of your shit is fucked.

You go to the foot. You go to the foot. Yeah. That's horrific. I think you choose to travel like this, Moog. He does. You don't have to travel like this. No, I don't choose.

Dude, I saved so much money. You're going to die. Yeah. That's the thing. I'm getting a little worried because now I'm getting on these Greyhound buses and I'm like, how many weapons are on this bus? That could have been your foot that he shot the heroin into. You think he would? Yeah, at some point he's going to shoot heroin into somebody else's foot.

Why would he do that? It's a waste of heroin. If he runs out of his own body parts, he uses somebody else's. And then he sucks my blood? Yeah. That'd be sick. I don't know, but it's always an experience. You run into people. Not a good one. I don't know. I was fine. I'm not intimidating, you know what I mean? I'm on the bus just doing my own thing sitting in the back watching some guy have the bus ride of his life it becomes a good thing because mook gets to tell us these

stories yeah try and get a great story and get a sponsorship from greyhound for your tour yeah nine hours is a little bit too much nine hours was tough the first three got me from cincy to indianapolis and then we had like a 40 minute layover and then we stopped from indy we stopped in lafayette illinois gary and then chicago if if we all put forth two hundred dollars to get you to a thousand we'll buy we got a thousand dollar car yeah i tj can you show what's like a car that's a thousand dollars right now and we get to pick out the bumper sticker it's gonna be and the custom license yeah you know how to drive i if i would have to like ease back into driving for sure do you have your license yeah okay yeah i'm down for a piece are you down yeah thousand dollar car we pick out the the decals and the

bumper stickers the the license plate and bumper stickers. How important is getting car insurance? The most. Everything. It's everything? It's like $35 a month. What if I'm in a $1,000 car? You're not driving without it.

It's about reckoning. Let's think this through. It's everything for people that have something to lose. It's true, yeah. For Mook, is it everything? Even if Mook hits somebody else. But what happens then? Oh, let's buy him a limo.

Let's buy Mook a limo. Where am I going to park it? Where am I going to park that? Wait, Mook, we have to get you this limo. Oh, my God. How much is it? 500. 500?

You're pulling up to comedy shows in a limo and just be like, oh, this guy's big time, and then you're the driver of it? Oh no, he's getting out of the front seat. Picking his gate up. Dude. That's 500. I think hearses are cheaper. A hearse would be sick.

These cars are cheap. Yes, dude. They don't run. Oh, a little red beetle bug. I need that limo. I want Mook to have a limo. $500 for a limo? Does it run?

Am I parking a limo in old towns? Yes. People would be so mad. Oh, that's pretty good, too. Mook, yeah. We'll all put forth $200, and we'll get you a car. Dude, I might live in that thing. You could.

It's probably bigger than my place. Definitely. The insurance. Oh, no accidents. There'd be more. Wait, I might live in that thing. You could. It's probably bigger than my place. Definitely. The insurance. Wait, none reported. Scroll up and look at it. You can do a month lease for $9 a month. Whoa. $9 a month car payment? Scroll back up. It was $9

or then down. I can figure that out. Where is this located? Fort Myers, Florida. He's got to drive it back. I'll take the Greyhound to Florida. No, we'll fly you to Florida. There, $9 a month. Holy shit.

You could swing that. All right, let's make sure. Our 2004 Lincoln Town Car turns heads, blah, blah, blah. Everything. Does it ever say it doesn't run? It has CD cassette player. a track there's anything quite like a lincoln town child seat anchors for your car seats nice mook will you drive a limo should you yes call yes let's call wait let's get you this limo what if we got it wrapped every month with a sponsor that would work and that way you don't

have to pay the insurance. That would be huge. Otherwise, I can't pay the insurance. It's $35 a month, I'd imagine. For car insurance? It's not going to be that much. That's four times as much as the car. I thought car insurance was like a couple hundred bucks. For a nice car, yeah.

It depends on what car you have. This is an absolute piece of shit. Not every car has the same insurance. I've driven some shit mobiles. This is actually the pinnacle of luxury. People are going to think you're rich. I'm going to start picking people up. If my Uber was a limo.

Yeah. You don't see limos anymore. Mook after shows, right? To girls, hey, you want to take a ride in a limo? Oh, you're heading home? I can give you a ride. Yeah. Limo. Why don't you jump in my car? They shut the back window that connects.

Oh my god, you have a driver? No. It's me! What? No. I'm being dead serious. Let's buy this limo right now. Yes. I'll throw in immediately. This is a great idea, and I'm down for it, but logistically...

Where am I parking this car? Until you find a spot, you can park it here. Thecars.com spot. Employee of the month. It's going to take up the whole... Nobody's parking it. Leave it parked here. Anytime you need to go anywhere, get an Uber to the office, hop in your car,

and then there you go. Alright, fuck yeah, I'm down. I'll drive it to Indy for our limo. Alright, fuck yeah, I'm down. Alright, let's buy this. I'm down. I'll drive it to Indy for our live show. TJ, how do we... Let's do it. Let's contact the guy and buy the limo. Yeah, maybe call him. Yeah. This is... You're gonna look back on your deathbed and be like,

this is where it all changed. Liam's birthday. Luke gets the gift. Yes, an awesome gift. I got $50 to Lowe's and probably more because Nick is making sure that a lot of people get me Lowe's gifts. Liam, do you want a car? No.

See, that's why we're not getting you. Well, wait, dude, the parking lot's super full every day. What if, Mook, you were kind of like the company bus driver and you picked up people in the morning? Yeah. Yes! It's like a company car and you are like our bus. Yeah, put out an email. Anybody need a ride?

I'm going to start picking up. Add yourself to this list. Let me start picking up the celebrities that come. Yeah. In the limo. Any anus guests. Yeah. They land at midway.

There's Mook holding up a sign Zlotn. Yeah, Zlotn, we're sending a limo for you. I don't want this to turn out to be like Perth. We're doing this. Are you comfortable driving a limo? Yeah. TJ, I'll call

the guy right now. You sent me the listing? This is huge. You're getting a car, but not just a car. You're getting a limo. People work a car. You're getting a limo. People work their whole lives to be in a limo. Our grandpa was a limo driver. You know what?

This is the best day of my life. Thank you, guys. You never have to ride a Greyhound again. It looks really... In the ashtray. Really nice. Leftover grandpa ashes that don't fit in the urn. Go in the ashtray in your limo.

Go in the limo. I'm calling. Okay. Call. the limo. I'm calling. Okay, call. Nice light color. You'll get his touch for the rest. I'm pumped. I'm going to whip this thing around. I don't know if it goes that fast.

A few miles an hour below whip. It's going to break down immediately. Hello? Hello? Uh-oh. immediately hello oh hi this is nick i'm calling in regards for the limo that i saw online the lincoln uh town car executive vo4 163 000 miles it runs correct that's the biggest question I have

Okay Yeah right okay Alright well I'm still considering but thank you for that That's a no Damn No engine Hello Hi I was just talking.

It just cut to somebody else. What was up? It's $450. It's a parts car. Oh. No. So we'd have to take it to, like, exhibit to get it running? We'd have to take it to exhibit.

We'd have to take it, get pimped out. Damn. I was getting excited for a second well yeah five hundred dollars is i guess that was all those are parts figured okay well let's go up to a thousand no we were at a thousand yeah oh yeah we said a thousand from the get these all have to be parts yeah because they're all from that same place the auto group or whatever that's who i just yeah doesn't even matter none of them hit the same. It's true. And once we hit limo, it's hard for Mook to accept anything less. Yeah.

He had his Volvo wagon. That would have been so cool if we didn't see the limo. Check hearse, though. Hearse is also a good story car. There's no way a girl's getting into a hearse. Some would. You guys could buy me a Cybertruck or some shit. Yeah, that'd be cool. One of your

neighbors had a hearse, right? Yes, growing up. He would drive me to school in a hearse. What's a hearse? That's what you put a coffin in. Oh. Funeral home car. Funeral home car, yeah.

Sorry, Brandon. I didn't know the formal name for that. That's a very standard. Hearse? The formal name? That's a very normal. The formal. What do you mean? What's a hearse? That's a very normal What do you mean? What's a hearse?

That's what it's called. I'm going to call my dumbest homie. I'll go dumb homie for dumb homie. You can't call me out for the sitting up. You like perch. Yeah, rightfully so. That's a rightful perch. No, it's not. That's not a right rifle perch. No, it's not. That's a rifle perch.

That is not a rifle perch. Luke, what did you call it? A funeral home car. It's a dead person. You call an ambulance a hospital truck? That's an ambulance. 18-wheeler? A truck. He's good. He knows his cars. He knows his cars.

A limo's a limo. A hearse. He's good. He knows his cars. He knows his cars. All right. A limo's a limo. A hearse. A hearse is also a hearse. I've never heard that word before. That's crazy. You've never heard the word hearse? I've never heard the word hearse.

Not once. You call it dead body car? Lucky boy. I've never given it a name. It's just like there's a coffin in that. It's a hearse. Do you see how convenient it is for there to be a one-syllable name? Yes, but it also doesn't make sense.

Why? Give it a name that's like there's a dead guy in that car, not that it's a hearse. Why does an ambulance make sense? Does a car make sense? Does a truck make sense? What string of syllables would make sense? I'm finding myself in a hole here. It's bad.

Like a coffin mobile? I don't know. Hearse. Coffin truck? Coffin car? Hearse. There's no context clues for me to know that hearse means there's a guy. There's a lot of names of things that aren't contextually related to what it is.

Yeah, like a jeep. All right, let me find my dumbest homie. I'm calling my dumbest homie. Kyle, you know Joe Dolan? Oh. He might not know. Oh, my God. He didn't pick...

Oh, my God. He didn't know what it meant when he heard ringing. Oh, my God. He didn't pick. Oh, my God. He didn't know what it meant when he heard ringing. Oh, my God. My dumbest homie works at a funeral home. Oh, dude. Or he used to. Oh, no. Should I?

If he doesn't know, that's huge points for you. But this is quite the gamble. Should I ask him? He's going to know. He's got to know. That was the question on the test he took. Most men will know. He failed that test know. That was the question on the test he took. Most men will know. He failed that test.

I got the job anyway. Yeah. They had said, Hurst, like, four. Happy birthday. Have we discussed the thief? We have a thief? Oh, I forgot. Oh, somebody stole all the quarters from the free Lucy machine?

Just hundreds of quarters from the vending machine. The vending machine takes one quarter for one can of Lucy. Great deal. And also, we have a dispenser of quarters. But I guess somebody opened up the machine and took all the quarters? That's a junkie move. Shouldn't it be very easy to figure out who it was I don't know

that's what I heard last week yeah that's the most embarrassing it's embarrassing because that's a nice thing they have for us yeah I mean I feel like that's a deal breaker you can't come back here if you got caught stealing hundreds of quarters.

Yeah, I don't know. Somebody just walked out with a bunch of quarters. Somebody who probably fills their pockets. Toddler games, arcades are like 25 cents. No, no games are 25 cents anymore. Once your kids

get arcade age, you're going to realize it's a different world they confuse you because you get the power card and then you don't know how much you don't know how much a dollar is to point everything's 11 card tokens and that's just it's crazy out there tokens don't mean anything they don't mean what they used to never did really do you see what the youtube pedophile hunters have resorted to it's getting too much they are i think they're 100 staging like like paying actors to play a pedophile 100 yes but they're like hazing them now yeah forcing them down and shaving their head yeah they had acon singing to one of them like little pump is like jumping around little

pump beat up the wrong guy they barged into the room and little pump beat up just like a yeah another guy after they're done fucking with them they're like all right you handled that well and then they dap them up yeah you're not so bad yeah shout out your socials it's the most pathetic thing in the world anything you want want to plug? Yeah, one. It's definitely getting carried away. I can't believe that's still a thing. It's like a full-fledged genre of popular YouTube. I'm surprised we haven't done it yet.

Who would be doing it here? Someone's going to do it. Smokes. Nicky Smokes. Nicky Smokes, for sure. Him and Spider. That would be good. Spider a good it's a yeah spider would i can see dante hunting a pedophile maybe oh jerry might get a little bit yeah jerry after dark there'll be a really good one don't stop until you get a couple pedophiles you can't stop till it gets three in a row. What is happening here? Oh, it looks like Spider, Megan, or Sword.

Oh, that's Paige. That's Paige. What the fuck? The last I looked over there was Spider. Yeah, I saw him. Holy shit, is that Broadway, the intern? Fuck yeah. Oh, look at his stance.

He's like a Zootlander. He's mewing. Boy, he's mewing. Oh, yeah. We should just follow him with a camera all day. Yeah. I almost hit Jacob with my car this morning. Hell, yeah.

God damn! Oh, yeah, Che. Oh, Che Fuck yes Mic drop Che you're the fucking man dude I think I want to bring him back to LA Yeah you need Yes Get him work Yeah Let me bring him back to LA. Yeah. Yes. Get him work.

Yeah. Let me take Che back to LA. He does a bunch of auditions, but that's the only thing he can do is that line right there. Mark, what is the best way to go about getting in shit in LA? You thinking of returning? Yeah. I just want to get some cameos here and there. But I don't know how to go about it. In complete honesty, if I may, the guy who played Rambis, he was not good.

You would have been much better. That's the truth. Yeah, thank you. I would have cast you over him 10 out of 10. How do they get the parts where you're just like the guy who gets bumped into on the street as the main character is walking and he bumps into you and then he turns and just goes, watch, and you're like, ugh. You want to like the guy who gets bumped into on the street as the main character is walking. And he bumps into you and then he turns and just goes, watch. And you're like, ugh. You want to be that guy.

I want to be the guy that gets bumped into every so often. Just walk, befriend somebody like a Jane Lynch. Oh. And I would walk the streets with Jane. You don't know her, do you? He's never met her. He's never seen her. No, never.

I mean, the stories would lead one to believe. Are you thinking about a comeback? You're castable. You're very castable. I'm thinking so. Whenever, yeah, when people get cameos and stuff, I get jealous. Yeah. I would love to be in a movie where there's a scene of a group on an elevator

and I'm just one of the people standing. I could see you in White Lotus as one of the people at the resort. I mean, you built a strong portfolio. I could play a waiter that's like a pivotal scene is happening and they're talking at dinner and I just come up and I pour a glass of water and I say anything else. You know what? And then I walk away.

You're selling yourself short because I really think you'd book stuff. There are so many. There's so much. I'm being serious. I think you'd book stuff. There are so many. There's so much. I'm being serious. I think you'd book stuff. Who's laughing? Everybody's laughing. What the fuck?

I'm being serious. I do this all the time. You are castable. There is so much sports content right now and porn content. I could do both. I'll do both. I'll do both. Pick your lane.

No, I think if you took a two-week vacation from here and wanted to give it another shot get in i'd get you in a room or two he can't he has tied the show oh yeah shit can't do it and we have a mac dynasty that we really gotta get going on so you got liam and some stuff early. Did you try to keep pushing that? Where was Liam in? Baby Know-It-All. Oh, Baby Know-It-All. He was in Baby Know-It-All.

Baby Know-It-All? It was on anus. Yeah. That was it. That was actually. You were in Hawaii. You missed it. Liam was on Baby Know-It-All. I had this.

Cheeks. And then it was fall, and I was taking the leaves out of the bucket instead of putting them in. You ever let Liam borrow the pen, maybe write a scene for you? Because he always talks about, I would have done this differently. You say that?

Here's the reality. Liam could not tell you so Boy Meets World we did 150 episodes of just that show. He could not tell you one episode. Luke watched them all and was proud of me. What was your favorite Boy Meets World episode, Lee?

It's too real, bro. On your birthday. I could say your wrestling one. Okay. Filla and Filla, I only know that because of the name. Brandon likes that. Then they went to a ski resort one time. That was pivotal.

Cory the Little Piggy. Yeah, Little Piggy. So that's all I've got. That was the entire bag. So four out of 156 or so. Not bad. You're welcome. Not bad.

No, he'd never want. But the writing he does, like here, the sports-related writing, I mean, that's awesome. Me, Lukey, and our friend had cooked up ideas. They actually did. Outlines and stuff. Good movie ideas. Ghost Runner was one of them.

Oh, yeah. That's a brand. That's a brand. Tell me about Ghostrunner pitch me pitch pitch yeah this is good this is big for us

this is big for us Brandon this is where you're now in my office you need Connor and Ibo you just topped him off so Goatrunner Ghostrunner next

Ghostrunner it's all ready alright kid baseball field dreams of being huge star Ghost Runner. Don't work a word to me. Next. Ghost Runner. It's all ready. All right. Kid. Baseball field. Dreams of being huge star. Pretty good.

Dead. Dies. Gets hit by a car. Gets hit by a car. A hearse. Maybe a hearse. But we said this is where the start of the movie came from. He gets killed in like a comedic, not comedic, it's over the top to the extent that this clip will be on Twitter

in 12 years and people will just caption it like, they had no business going this hard. Brad Pitt dying in Meet Joe Black. Yeah. Yeah. It's something that's just so insanely excessive. And the whole point is that that clip will go viral and then it'll make people want to watch our movie. Yeah.

We're killing an eight-year-old kid, but instead of just having him get hit by a car and die like we make it just like way out seen just like out there yeah so some years later other kids are playing ball there and they're just playing like kids play and they need a ghost runner well turns out he's the best ghost runner in the world because it's it's the kid a ghost yeah and then they all they all they all learn life lessons through each other and there's triumph during the championship game he steals home well i think he becomes the star player for them but then the championship game he says guys you guys were the stars all along you were the stars all along and then they killed themselves and all to play with them forever they get to

play together wow that's beautiful this beautiful. This is Field of Dreams. They play the old guys from Field of Dreams. Oh. They lose 156 to nothing. That's pretty good. So that's Ghostrunner. That's the basic package of what we have so far. And now if

you were really pitching in Hollywood the first note would be but does the kid have to die? Well, he's a ghost. Then we have no movie. Oh, fuck. So we're not going to kill the kid? Can't kill the kid.

We're Disney. You can't kill kids with Disney. Casper died. It's the nature of Casper. Bambi's mother. Bambi's mom died. Every mom and dad dies in Disney. Wait, Kyleyle what was

the movie with the kid that got aids that's called the cure yeah lie he didn't die in the film it was just heavily implied okay um no ball i like this actually yeah think of many kids didn't the kid get aids in walker texas ranger yes he did yeah i got it was uh that was uh uh ailey joel osman ailey joel osman i got aids what they say i got aids walker yeah walker ranger yes he did yeah i got it was uh that was uh uh ailey joe losman ailey joe losman i got aids what they say i got aids walker yeah walker told me i have aids yeah yeah all right hear me out movie sci-fi movie that's not my world up never mind what do you got uh chicken pot pie and a pirate eye. Love it.

Chicken pot pie, chicken pot pie, chicken pot pie and a pirate eye. I see sequels. That would be the opening. I love it. So the kid dies. It's called Ghost Run. I'm kidding. It's got to be a ghost.

Okay, should the ghost be an old ball player that the kid looked up to and then the old ball player died and he's this ghost runner? I actually like the kid dying. I'm picturing the kid gets hit by a car. Well, you don't want the kid to die. The kid gets hit by a car.

He rolls down the street and then he's like getting up and then like another car hits him. Should a fighter jet nuke him? Yeah. Something just crazy. What about a baseball related death? Like he's hit by a foul ball.

What about a real short boy hits a ball and kills? If he gets trampled by Mr. Ed rounding the base. Wow. We've got things. See? We can kill the kid. No problem. The first act.

We just can't go to Disney with it. We go like Comedy Central. You have the first act. We just can't go Disney with it. We go like Comedy Central. There's other companies. Comedy Central, he's right. FX has- It's not really a humor piece. No. Angels in the Outfield.

It's more of a journey of the human spirit, I think. Literally. Is somebody dead in Angels in the Outfield? The pitcher ended up dying soon after they- from smoking, right? I think so. Yeah. I never saw Angels in the Outfield. You should. Well- Before you pitch this this let's make sure should i make sure it would suck if it was exactly the same

i don't think you get it because the the angels are in the outfield and here the ghost runners on the base paths yeah so that's two different things a defense runs. Correct. This guy is just trying to score runs. He's trying to get, you know. He's great at it. He's very good at it. Did they ever do an Angel sequel with other sports? They did a second Angel something, didn't they? Six Man was.

That was Kadeem Hardison. Yeah, that was a similar concept. Yeah, they did. What did they do? They did like three of them, right? They did one. Where were they? Angels in the outfield, angels

with different sports. I think you're thinking of Air Bud. I think it was much like Air Bud. They did 48 of those. I was literally thinking of Air Bud. Right. We got some wheel business before we spin the wheel.

Yeah, I think it's going to be what? Angels in the inffield? Yes. Angels in the Enfield. Yes. Well, those were straight to VHS. They didn't even get good pictures for the cover of that one. Those had to go straight to video, right? Snoop Dogg?

Brandon, homework assignment. You have to watch both those tonight. And then re-pitch. What was Heaven Can Wait? That was football. That was Warren Beatty. That was a great That was like in the 70s, right? That was Warren Beatty. That was a great, Buck Henry, Warren Beatty, great movie.

That was dead guys in football. Dead guys in football. But I don't think, yeah, Ghost Runner. All right, what's the wheel business? Connect me some guys in the sci-fi biz. I got to talk to them. I have a couple. All right. Found another limo.

Oh. Mook. Fuck yeah. Wait, what's it say on the front? The Black Pearl. Pearl, yeah. That thing is struggling. That actually screams Mook.

Yes, it does. Oh, chill, Mark. No, in a good way. Mook driving the Black Pearl. Look at that. The Black Pearl? That's not even a limo. It's a long car.

Yeah, it's long. They forgot to stop. That's not a limo. Four o'clock came. they kept the machine on. Wait, it only has 55,000 miles? 1998 Cadillac Superior. Thousand. I will pitch.

I'll pitch. When's your birthday, Mook? September 15th. I'm in on 10. Oh, he's coming up. Yeah. We can raise it. I'd with it.

The fucking audit group's texting me now. So we owe Tal owe a towel whip well it's Dante though so we need to get Dante in here why did I hear it was Lucas it's Dante I texted him he can be in tomorrow okay well you got a towel whip Dante tomorrow I owe a towel whip Dante tomorrow

so that's no wheel business because we got it settled but that was it that was the business that was the business we owe him a towel whip and you'll do it tomorrow. I also have to give a quick shout out to Sam Lauderdale. Oh, who drove you? Who drove me to Cincy. He's a great guy. Sam is a great guy. I once had beef with him, but we

got it settled quickly. He's a good guy. He's just a big fan. He sent a bunch of jerseys in for... He's the guy that sent the jerseys in. Oh, yeah. He sent in a rash bill. Shout out Lauderdale. TJ, spin the wheel. And shout out Tim. Who's Tim?

He told me that Che had the Bieber impression. Oh, my God. You got to be kidding me. Liam, what? You got to be kidding me. No, it's there. I told you. He did.

You called this. There it is. Happy birthday to you. I knew it would be wet wheel, and I had a hunch yesterday it would be Marky. I'm sorry. Kristen, your mom's on the wheel too, right? She was in. Oh, no.

Yeah, she's in. Oh, no. So is Knox. Oh, is he still here? No, but. Oh, maybe. He would get wet. His whole crew.

Yeah. Yeah. His whole crew. His whole crew. His whole crew was on the show. It's going to be me. Oh, my God. Knox has to be on the wheel. I feel like. Yeah, that's how it works. I feel crew was on the show. It's going to be me. Oh, my God. Knox has to be on the wheel.

I feel like... Yeah, that's how it works. I feel like he would do it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm going to be honest. I got to piss so bad, and I have a bad feeling about this. All right. Oh, I would love to impress some people with some piss.

My shoe's already untied. That must be a bad... Who's the last piss we had? Was it you, KB? Me, pathetically. Yeah. You could barely... Oh, and i'm in

gray shorts not having a good dick day that's all right one day did you uh get crazy in cincinnati no no i say that i did not go to king's island though um i met up with this girl that i grew up with she lives out there now so I went out to some of their bars. Great bar scene there. Did you have a scallion chili? I did not. I was told it would like ruin my day. Yeah, probably. I was told to stay away.

I think I would love it. Can you get it here? Even like a derivative in Chicago? You can make it. They have the canned chili, but I'm sure they're somewhere close. Skyline and then a nice nine-hour Greyhound back home would have been great. Yeah. That would have been bad.

All right. I didn't see your mama. She was under Mrs. Blotman. Oh, that's wrong, right? Yeah. For about 12 years. Yeah, that's how I introduced myself. I said, hello, Mrs. Blubman.

She goes, that's not it. Like that? She's got to hate that. She was like, Kristen. Yeah, Kristen Hoffman. No, we're great, you know. Well, no, 12 years. Get into it.

Because we don't live together doesn't mean you don't stay together. I think it is. Family. I guess you're right. Everything's coming up. First against the Black Pearl. All right. This bodes very poorly for me.

I was like, oh, yeah. I did it twice. Can someone guess the final two Liam who do you want for your birthday If you can pick anybody I feel like it's going to be the four of us Four Bluntman wheel Perfect I feel like that's where we're headed

Perfect Terrani you fucking dog. Well done, Nick. That's a good call, Brandon. It is always me and TJ. That makes the most sense statistically. I think Zoss sneaks into the top two a lot. Hey, birthday boy.

Look at you. I couldn't even picture you wet, honest to God. Yeah, same. He got in the plunge though. I did get in the plunge. Oh, yeah. Over two. Congrats. you wet honest to go he got the punch though I did get in the phone oh yeah over to congrats congrats mom not your mom

that's about be a funny way to find out first time that it wasn't me being the adopted joke a B all right that's too close once for me well it's always that means it's going to be me. It's been you the last, what, four times? Yeah. Kate, did you bring

a change of clothes? No. Both your correct shoes are on. I know. I nailed it today. Damn it. Oh, damn. This is bad. Luke, damn it. Oh, damn. This is bad.

Luke, it's got to be you. You take it if it's me. That's three close. Yeah, it's done. It is. It's done. How'd you miss that? It's three. It literally stopped.

TJ Tardis and some Blutmans? Yes. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. It can't be rigged, right? The wheel's not rigged. It might be. The wheel is just.

Mark and Mark. I'll tell you, yesterday, when you were doing your shooting, I just had a thought to myself and was like, it's going to be what wheel and it's going to be Marky. It's going to be a disaster. Two marks for stealing Malasek's gloves. That's the karma. Yeah, you hit his gloves.

The anticipation here. Why the delay? Where'd you put his gloves? I'll find them. Yeah. One. Fucking old. Again?

Unbelievable. Five bucks, I'll take it. It's always good. For five? 25. All right. Oh, it's four right up. Yeah.

So it's one, one, one. Oh, I forgot. You watch the show every day. There's a wet wheel twice a week. 2-1 Titus. Oh. The good thing is if my clothes get wet, I get merch. Yeah, but it's not the good merch.

So what's the score? I'll go back to the hotel. There it is. Me? Yep. Where's TJ? Let me see TJ's face. Get wet, dickhead.

I just felt that this was going to happen yesterday, two days ago. Take your dad to the shower. O's him down. Are you wearing a bathing suit? How many things are you going to take off? I think he's your son. I'm a happy boy on his birthday. bathing suit? How many things are you going to take off? I saw a happy boy on his birthday and jump into that. Oh, Kristen's

loving this. The ex-wife is dancing. She's having a blast. Jumping up and down. So what went wrong? Oh, yeah. While he's gone. Feels good.

Oh. Yeah. Brandon, what are you prepping for your own? Divorce? Yeah. I haven't even cheated on my wife yet. I'll probably get around to that by Christmas. Yeah.

It's not so bad it's been for a few years maybe you have a bit of a complex about it and you never change your last name but you get through it yeah it's fine maybe you accidentally facetimed your ex-father in law this weekend oh hey did you oh turns out he was still on my phone as dad. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Was it accident? How'd you accidentally do that? I pulled up dad. I normally have a nickname for my dad on my phone.

You know, you do have his dad. I didn't know. Why was he ever on your phone as dad? We had a phone plan together, me and my ex. So I guess all his numbers and my numbers were combined. And when we split, I deleted. I thought I deleted all his. And I guess there was still one in there

there's like five variations of dad my phone for some reason you know how your phone does that sometimes like duplicates yeah yeah whatever so I was with the kids and I was like went to call my parents and uh wrong guy he did I realized it right away I hung up and then he called me he facetimed me back and then I didn't I. And then I didn't. I didn't. And I said, sorry, butt dial. But yeah, I was sweating. That's tough. But it made it feel weird to me that now he knows he was in my phone as dad, probably. He doesn't know that.

But why would I butt dial that? He wouldn't assume that. I don't know. I was sweating. I'm sweating just starting to talk about it again. Who'd you butt dial? My ex-father-in-law. Who was saved in her phone as

dad. Ooh, sad and embarrassing. Yeah. A perfect mesh. It is equally sad and embarrassing. Forest Olympics starts tomorrow? Yeah. Yeah, the summer games.

Summer games. Oops. Summer games start tomorrow. We got teams of four or five. Do we know what the events are? Yeah, we do. I don't know if we're saying them, but we do.

They sound like a blast. I can't wait to talk about them as you guys do them. Pickleball and archery and there's a dance routine of some sort. Can you say the teams? Well, I know my team is me, Rudy, McKenzie, KB, Mook, and Nicky Smokes. Yep.

Sounds all right. Dangerous. That's my team. I think they loaded me up with the athletic boys because my team has me. Are you competing? I'm going to play pickleball. That's all I can do. That's great. Great back-to-back

sentences. Yeah. I have Tate, Chief, Riggs, Megan, Eddie, I think. My team is my team. At least Jerry's team that has

White Sox, Dave... Che, Chaps, Mincy, and Mad Dog. Yeah. I'm refereeing with Spider, and I've never reffed before, and I won short attention span, too. If you yell at me, I'll just go with what you... Shut the fuck up. Exactly.

But how do you look in stripes? You win. Bad. Oh, no. Well, vertical or horizontal? Vertical. Good. Okay. look in stripes? You win. Bad. Oh, no. Well, vertical or horizontal? Vertical. Vertical. Good.

Okay. Yep. So there's that. Going to make that back look straight. Yep. Oh, yeah. Maybe it'll, the shirt will look wavy. Ripple down, yeah.

Yeah. What do you think the most miserable Olympic event is? Water polo. Water polo. Like, oh, I didn't even even think of that's a good answer water polo just because it's exhausting just yeah you're in water they're treading water and they're fighting each other their training has to be so hard are they allowed to touch the ground at all yeah no every now and then they go down right i feel like cycling would be hard

so lady who won did you see that no she was She was just... You didn't say anything yet. She was an alternate who wasn't even a pro cycler and just, like, got in at the last minute because the other lady got sick and she just, like... She won it? An American won women's cycling. An alternate won gold? That's very, very bad for the sport. She got into it because she just liked biking around Central Park and then, like... I can't believe it.

I'm telling you, the woman who won gold for US cycling. It was, like, a random... Did Mark Letman leave? He's wet. I don't know. I'm telling you, the woman who won gold for US cycling. It was like a random... Did Mark Letman leave? He's wet. I don't know. I just got a text from one of those automated random numbers that text your phone. Yes or no? Do you think biological men should be able to compete in women's sports? Let us know in the next hour. Heavy.

Hurry up and let them know. That's crazy. For sure not. I responded stop Do you guys get those all the time? No I get texts from like JD Vance From him?

Hi this is JD Vance I'm looking for support I've gotten shit like that Ruins my day Did anything ruin your weekend Kyle? my weekend? the breathing in our group chat you sent a message but then unsent it real quick

I don't know what it was I have something to ruin my weekend what was it? I kept filming a little too long what was it? nothing I'll tell you after this I kept filming a little too long. Oh. What was it? Nothing. I'll tell you after this.

Interesting. All right, there he is. Oh, he is soaked. Wow. He might be the wettest. Oh, look at him. The wettest we've seen in a while. We were out of towels, too, after the cold plunge. There were just no towels left. We cold plunge like there were just no towels

left certainly had time to wash and dry those towels yeah you would think but that's a towel from oobleck day oh how wet are you i'm very wet how did i was i was in there and i stayed in there liam goes you can get out now and i went i thought I have to do two minutes. No, no. He was like in there for 30, 35 seconds. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you could do 10 seconds. And now the chills are... Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're going to be cold for a while. But I have clothes, right? Yeah, whatever. Wake up with

mincey gear. Yeah. Certainly there's a nice football jersey in the Mostly Sports studio. I don't think you're allowed to go in there, but there's a bin outside. You can find something. You have TJ's old clothes.

Dress your pop. Dress pop. It's probably been a while. You got roughness. Yeah, eventually. All right, we got to get out of here. All right. That's the act.

We'll be back tomorrow. We'll be back tomorrow. It's time to talk shop and do a Yankees love. It's a yak. It's a yak. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankees love. It's a yak. It's a yak. Happy to be back. Let's have a good week, everybody. Happy birthday, Bluntman.

All right, see you tomorrow. Bye. Mostly sports. Dynasty League starts soon. Bye.