The Yak - Jerry and Carlita Took the Feet World by Storm | The Yak 3-13-24

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

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Hey. Hello. We got a lot to talk about we're also gonna play dress up today i want all that stuff you can't have all of it i want all that stuff um i think jerry's gonna join us and when he gets here to talk about arch madness so we can save that feet the streets it was very difficult for me to not tell you guys that i had painted toenails all day yesterday they were very funny so you yeah and just show me the pic and I didn't process yeah that was already on your feet yeah at 8 a.m. what you were striving no I got a pedicure at 8 a.m. in the office in that in that

secret room upstairs yeah so I was walking around with painted toenails all day. Can I say something? Not bad, right? I've always been straight. There's something about Carlita. Yeah. Double toe ring. I think the shaft's too long, the toe's too short. The shaft? The shaft of the foot.

Yeah, well, I mean, I have 12-inch feet. Of course, there is that. Jerry said afterwards, he was like... Weren't they just gigantic? They were a new bug. inch feet of course there is that jerry said afterwards he was like weren't they just gigantic he said he didn't want he was he was like i didn't want to be mean to any of the girls so when you when you said or page said i had nine and a half inch feet he was thinking in his head like those are 12s or 13s he knew yeah he knew that they were big feet but he didn't know that it was a guy because he said afterwards he's like big cat set up. He was talking about Max being in the competition, not realizing that I set it up so Max would go against me.

And then I spent the rest of the night just sending Jerry feet pics being like, hey, big boy, do you miss me? And he was getting so this one's creepy as fuck. I just sent it to you, TJ. Didn't he say he wanted to meet up with you like after? Like so they wanted Carly to compete. Yeah. He's a it to you, TJ. Didn't he say he wanted to meet up with you after... He said he wanted Carly to compete again. Yeah, he said he wanted me to compete again. It was great. It was a great night. What a competition. How did you achieve that

aside from just... Did they shave it? I shaved my feet. They put bronze. And left the razor in mostly sports. Yeah. I apologize for that. You did. You want to keep talking about it? No, I don't. I just wanted to say on air. You did leave it, though. And I apologize for that. You did. So, what do you want to keep talking about? No, I don't. I just wanted to say on air.

You did leave it, though. And I apologize for it. This is what I said. Oh. This is from my bed at 11. That angle, you can't. Not quite. Oh, lost the luster.

Big boy. Look how long that toe is on the right. Oh, that lost its luster. Oh, my God. You're like arching. You're like, oh, that's luster. Hey, big boy. Look how long that toe is on the right. Oh, that lost its luster. Oh, my God. You're like arching. You're like, oh, that's super sexual. Yeah. I said that at like 1130.

I was like, hey, big boy, sweet dreams. He just kept on replying, please stop. Please stop. Over and over. There was a decent turnout. Yeah. It was crazy. It seemed like it.

And the girls were nice to me when I showed up. And then when I won my first round matchup They were mean Yeah, because they saw me as competition And Travis's John Anthony's sister won All time Business trip

She also John Anthony told me that She was watching the yak from the hotel room Had pink toenails Saw Jerry say she liked white toenails, went and got white toenails. Wow. She wanted it. She wanted it bad.

So, yeah, it was a great night. We'll have Jerry in to recap. I also just want to – I was chuckling to myself last night because I feel like so much happened yesterday. It was very chaotic. The beauty of the fact that we were like travis's aren't funny and we did an entire competition for a year-long payoff to be like he's not travis is so fucking so amazing like that's my favorite thing it's the perfect yak storyline yeah

and tavis was number two there was there was no funny travis our thesis was it was the funniest possible result. We just had to wait a long time. Yeah, the payoff was just incredible. Where does it end with this guy? Because he told us his name is John Anthony, but his Twitter is at BigTwan. Well, yeah, he said. So where did BigTwan come from?

I'm going to call him Anthony Antoine. Yeah, and he is a BigTwan. Yeah. BigTwan works. He was large, yeah. He was. Undoubtedly. Very large.

Did good in the gauntlet, though. He did great. He was large, yeah. He was. Undoubtedly. Very large. Did good in the gauntlet, though. He did great. For his size, yeah. And TJ heard from the third place Travis, right? Yeah. He's mad. As he should be. Oh, yeah.

He's a large payout. He said he wants money. Oh, really? He said he's seeking compensation. What can we do with him? How can we puppeteer him? But he wasn't that funny. He was funny because, remember, he said he had diabetes. That was funny. puppeteer him? But he wasn't that funny He was funny because remember he said he had diabetes

But he wasn't Travis That was John Anthony's joke What was this Travis' joke? He had diabetes for real That was just funny? Yeah I just remember he was in his truck He was in his truck

On his lunch break He's like i have diabetes we all were like yes so wait tavis and third place travis both were wearing like the neon safety vest yeah that's such a travis thing i know yeah seeking compensation based upon the recent discovery that not only the runner-up tavis but now the winner of the competition travis maldonado are indeed both not named travis since the competition falling short landing in third place i've developed chronic hemorrhoids including one that is currently I don't understand the connection. The hemorrhoids and getting third place. Yeah, it sounds like his body's just... That was an attempt at a joke.

It was an attempt at a joke. He should have said diabetes again. Yeah, his jokes are just like, I have these afflictions. We would have laughed for sure. But yeah, what a great storyline. I was trying to explain it to someone. I was explaining it to our security guard, Kevin, and I could tell that his eyes were kind of glazing over,

and I was like, dude, I'm telling you, this is funny. We did a funniest Travis competition. Don't try it it and then it didn't work a year later and he brought his sister 13 hours and they won the competition what a fucking night jerry what was the other women like was there a big age range or it was no they're about the same stoolies who just wanted to see the bill or like no they wanted to win yeah it was a mix i think just wanted to see the bill? Or like, no, they wanted to win. Yeah, it was a mix. I think there was some people who didn't. There was one girl who like, halfway through the competition,

she's like, this is live? I'm like, yeah, this is live. There was a girl in a scream mask because she couldn't show her identity? Yeah, that was Eddie's girl. Yeah. Cherry Arches. Yeah. Cherry Arches.

Yeah, it was something that I didn't think I would enjoy that I ended up enjoying because Jerry has the ability to care so much. That final selection, someone put it perfectly, Jerry was treating it like he had to kill the loser. He just kept on being like, this is so tough. And he had like a half of a eaten quarter pounder that had been sitting there for two hours just being a creep vaping connor griffin killed it oh he's so good mvp he's so awkward with women

it's a perfect yeah that was tough to watch yeah my face isn't turning red because i'm nervous it's because this room is hot yeah yeah come on he's so perfect we also killed the guy we did yeah oh shit Kate really did that iron lung guy died he was in an iron lung for 70 years we talked about him once and he's dead that's all he needed he just wanted our recognition imagine if he had a kiss coin he's like if, if I ever see these guys. Thank God. That'd be the one. It was grotesque. Well, yeah. The only way we'd see him is if we went to his house. Are you kidding me,

Kate? Hey, you can't. Come on, Kate. Stop trying to make this a cute thing. I would have given him a peck on the forehead. Yes, I would have. He was haunting. He was a cyborg. He's happy he's dead. Are Iron Lungs dead now? Is there another one or is that it? Who else can we kill? Pull he's dead. Are Iron Lungs dead now? Yeah, I think that's it. Is there another one, or is that it?

Who else can we kill? Pull up another guy in an Iron Lung. I think I missed the Iron Lung thing. So we were talking about it. Kate. Don't bring it up. Not you. Show him the picture.

I'm telling TJ not to bring it up. Kate was fucked up, and then we talked about how it would be funny if she went in an Iron Lung. Then we found out it's not funny because there's four of them left in the the world and there's one guy who's been in one for 70 years we talked about this on friday yeah and it was like a mod it was like a miracle that he had he passed law school all this stuff we talked about on friday he died yesterday if your attorney comes dressed like that you're going to jail just ahead literally made it 60 plus years in an iron lung and then we brought it up once and he's dead. They have to bring the court to him, right?

He's not mobile, right? Yeah, I don't know. Are you staying in that 24-7? I don't think he was practicing. No, I think. How bad does it smell when they take out his dead body? Stop. You leave my iron lung guy alone.

You killed him. That's like the worst hockey bag of all time. Hockey bag equipment. Just opening that up. But it would have had to have been opened up some. How does he shit? How does he shit? We still don't have that.

What's going on with his fluids? We'll never know. He would need his body cleaned. I bet there are tubes. Your body grows things Especially if it's enclosed in an apparatus Someone made it on in there He's a kind man

So what the iron lung is like a device that keeps the body together It's essentially a casket with your head out Yeah it's an iron it pumps So it does the breathing for you You ever seen Big Lebowski Yeah the guy's in the iron lung You're declaring that this part of your body's dead. Yeah.

Throw it in a casket. So really, actually, only his head died. Yeah, yeah. The rest of his body. So it's not that bad. Rest in peace to his head. He was just a head. Yeah, he was like.

Reverse Ichabod. He was 80% dead. He needs to link up with Ichabod. Him and Ichabod could make a man. Was that Ichabod was the. Ichabod. Ichabod. Ichabod. Ichabod.od can make a man. Was that Ichabod was the- Ichabod. Ichabod. Ichabod.

He's got to be the most famous Ichabod, right? Reverse Ichabod. Yeah, really the headline should be the last 20% of them died. Yeah. Yeah. Do we even mourn? The headline. Do we mourn? Do we mourn? The headline. Do we mourn?

Do we mourn? No, I think we rejoice. He's in a better place. Yes. I don't even mean heaven. Oh, 100%. He could be in hell and he'd be like, What a relief.

Just constant torture and brimstone. He's smiling in every picture. He's eating Egg McMuffins with a plate next to his head. He was having a great time. No. He would have hated you, Kate. Mook, to paint a picture, this is the kind of guy you would bring in for Fellow Friday. Now it's funny.

Yeah, that would have been your fellow for sure. No, he passed the law. He passed the bar exam. Yeah, he's a smart guy. It's fine. Boys, I love events like Funniest Travis. I'm not saying run it back, but run it back? Maybe not Funniest Travis, but we could...

Smoothest Farmer? Smartest Kyle? Oh, a Suavest Farmer would be cool. Oh, like to touch to touch like no what's like a very masculine job that one wouldn't want to be hairless Oh least hairy blue color the people that do the iron or the oil fields oh super

hot you know I've already talked about no but that video that's the hardest job in the world besides police and the hottest manliest blue-collar worker yeah we should do like gayest carpenter gayest carpenter That video, that's the hardest job in the world. Besides podcasting. And the hottest. Least manliest blue collar worker? Yeah. We should do like gayest carpenter. Gayest carpenter. Gayest carpenter would be sick.

Yeah, we should come up with something. Should we find like the straightest gay guy? Well, we have gay Pat. Yeah. Yeah. Winner. Jerry too now. I guess so.

Yeah. He did say that feet have gender. Pretty winner. Yeah. Jerry too now. I guess so. Yeah. He did say that the feet have gender. Carlita. Carlita. Or other way, like most masculine manicurist or. Oh, yeah. Oh. There he is.

Jerry. Man of the hour. Jerry, we were just recapping. Here. Oh, let me just. Let me just. I got this for you. Sorry. Sorry. let me just. Let me just. I got this for you. Sorry.

Sorry. Here you go. The white polish. We brought you on to talk about Deontay Johnson. Yeah. We just wanted to let you get a little look. What do you think? They look good.

They look good. Were you in awe at the size off the bat? Because I think I remember him. I remember him. Oh oh no mister i remember him saying nine and a half and i was trying to process it i'm like that's not nine and a half but i also don't want to be disrespectful to these girls i don't want to be like hey that's not a nine and a half that's like probably a 12 13 so i just let it slide but you got duped i got duped for sure for sure.

For sure. How did you think the whole night went? I didn't get to see the chat. I didn't get to see... That's for the best, though. Yeah, I mean, views-wise, it looked like it did good. What do you mean? It was phenomenal. It was a terrific show.

Yeah, and I think from what I've seen comment-wise, I feel like I was spot on when I said, if you're not a foot guy, you might be after this. And I think a lot of people. Oh, you converted a lot of people to foot. A hundred percent. Is that good? Yeah, it's real good.

Okay. That's real good. We need more feet, guys. We need more. I agree, because I don't think, are you guys like disgusted by women's feet? No. No, it just doesn't turn me on in your feast. The other feet. Well. I wasn't turned.

You were turned on last night. I did have the notepad. Yeah. Oh, God. No, but it was. It did when you were like, get up on your tippy toes. That gave me a little. Oh, 360.

Really? That was bad? No, it wasn't bad. But it was like, oh, he's enjoying this. He's really. Oh, no. it definitely was. The fact that you also didn't know it was me until I put my finger down. This angle is so on point.

You know the reason why you were nervous because I said Big Cat and Max. What I was saying was Big Cat put Max up to this. Right. I did that purposely because I knew that if I didn't, if Max tried to do a fake voice or something Exactly Like what's going on there's two feet I was like

Yeah Max go out there with your gross feet I get a I get a bye Yeah because I watched it back And I was like You were nervous because I was like I know that's Big Cat

Doing like with Max or whatever And you thought I knew it was you But And I did it all I was I did the double toe You know how close I was I said Venezuela I did it all. I did the double toe roll. You know how close I was to picking?

I was so close to picking Carlita. Yeah. Because I just, the Venezuela, the story. I knew that would get you. You mean Big Cat, right? Yeah, yeah. Carlita. Big Cat.

Carlita was trending on Twitter. I seen that. That's crazy. I have an idea, Jerry, for next year, because I think this was a success. I think we can do multiple a year. I was thinking about it last night. Well, I don't know about that. Why not crazy. I have an idea, Jerry, for next year because I think this was a success. I think we can do multiple a year. I was thinking about it last year. I don't know about that. Why not a daily show?

Also, are you going to just keep with feet or are we going to do biggest jugs, fattest ass? Not sexual. I don't think my... Not sexual. I almost did this when I first met my girlfriend. She was opposed to this. I wanted to do a competition called Twerk the Sheets.

And it was just a twerking competition. But she was opposed to that. They have those. The guy who came. Remember? Oh my god, he came in his pants. Play the clip. Came in his pants? Oh, the viral video. Have you seen that? Yeah, that's crazy.

Twerk the Sheets? Yeah, it was an idea i had a couple years back and i don't i don't think i could go through with it why i think this opens up everything the feet is the weirdest thing so you've now like what probably not i think my hands smoothest pussy yes Yeah, smooth as pussy. You can't do that. Smoothest pussy on rock. Are you going to pull that one off, Big Cat? Yeah, fuck it. Fuck subtlety. Just do the smoothest pussy.

You're going to force Big Cat into a sex chair. You better get to work now. Ha ha, Jerry, I got you. I have a pussy now. I get eliminated first round. I went through all this. God damn it. Shit, man. Jerry presents smoothest pussy. I get eliminated first round I went through all this God damn it Shit

Man Jerry presents smooth as pussy No never Alright so here's my idea Jerry Okay For next year I think we do it like Ultimate Fighter style

We get all the girls in a house For a week Doing competitions And it's like And like every night You eliminate one Wow So we build up the story.

I like that. It's just like a whole thing. How much? I mean, you could do a lot. You can do. It's a reality show just based on feet. Yeah. Walking across hot coals. Yeah. Do we only see their feet when they're in the house? Yeah, we just keep it on their feet the whole time. I mean, there was girls that

came. Pause. There was girls. Wait, why are you pausing? It's not pause. Why are you pausing? What was pausing? That's not a oral calm. No. Okay, opposite.

We into that. No pause. No, you have to pause. Yeah. No, no, pause now. Yeah. Pause now. Pause.

Your pause. You've got this man confused. Your pause. And I'm confused. All right. If you make a girl calm, you make your girl calm. Okay, so let's say it again. There was girls that came last night.

When they got eliminated, they were upset. Yeah. They were upset. Oh, no, the final one, she kind of stormed out. She said, this is my birthday. Worst birthday ever, I know. Yeah, she said that. She said worst birthday.

Yeah, I felt real. It was tough. It was a tough decision. I mean, toughest decision of my life, for sure. I like the reality show. Heel World. Love it. Yeah, I think the cameramen only focus on the feet when they talk.

I think the confessionals are them just talking. Camera on the feet. But what would we have them do, you know? What do you mean? It's a competition. Would you have them do all the type like like are they going through like juggle a soccer ball foot wrestling yeah synchronized swimming yeah a little feet kicking under there peeling a banana with their feet wow you like that one that's a good one yeah

smush banana too smush banana uh making wine oh smushing grapes for a while yeah you could sip the wine it's just feet competition is the ultimate fighter. Yeah. That's a good idea. I like it. And you just get, and then we just keep the storylines going. You know they're going to fight. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Kick boxing. They have to kick. Kick boxing would be good. I think there's something there. It could be. Brandon, did you watch? I watched for, yeah, watched for a couple hours.

Wow. Well, I turned it on at the very beginning, and you were just talking. And you said, Lucas, are we going to throw it to Connor or what? And I sat up and I was like, Connor Griffin better not be doing this fucking show. Because we've had to talk to Connor Griffin about working too late. And then Connor comes on the screen, and 30 seconds into his first little interview, I'm like, I mean, he's got to do this. He's a natural.

Yeah, he's a natural. He was perfect. No, it was great. He was so good. And it was a great, like, change of pace for Jerry After Dark. Yeah. Yeah. For sure.

I think it was. I think getting to know what, I mean, the show's built on the chat, whatever, that's great. But having a show that was just based on, like, funny stuff. Yeah. Right. And ridiculousness was great. you hosting or judging rather than you being tortured yeah that was great yeah i had a good time yeah no shit i was happy you got your your number one fetish was just given to you it's not it's still not fetish worthy it's not you

had a whole competition last night of strange women coming and showing you their feet. KB, do you agree like this isn't fair? No. I don't. No one agrees with you. You just gotta own it. You're a foot guy. I'm a foot guy, yes. You held a competition where people showed you their feet. What do you think fetish means? What's the definition of fetish? You were turned on by my feet. What's the definition of fetish? That's what I need to know.

Organizing a competition where women bring you their feet. That's not it. That's not it. It's gotta be close. That's not it. That's not it. It's got to be close. That's not it. No. No. By the way, Jerry, I'm going to keep sending you pictures. I just don't. Sexual desire. Sexual desire which gratification is strongly linked to a particular object or activity. Yep.

Or a part of the body other than the sexual organs. Yep. That sounds right. That's okay. It's alright. Everybody got their own thing. Everybody got their own vice. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. You went from crack to feet.

That's a good trade. Wait, were you a crackhead and a foot guy at the same time? Yeah, at one point, yeah. Oh, that has to be quite a guy. Dangerous combination. I would imagine crackheads are doing like the pedicures. No. The female crackheads.

No, but I wasn't sexually active in that era. That era? I don't era Is that how it works You don't You just lose your desire to Yeah Like I couldn't get an erection Oh okay Yeah no Even with some feet?

No Too banged up Yeah How long were you soft for? Three years That's a long time to be soft That's the best way to describe you being addicted to crack How soft for three years

I was nervous last night I recognized one of the contestants Really? Did you really? I heard you more than recognize I knew one of the contestants I'm not going you really? Oh, I heard you more than recognize her. Oh my god! Yeah, I knew one of the contestants. I'm not gonna out her. Was this a queen? It was a queen that called me poor to my face

in the past. Oh my god. We had a bit of a scare and I was like, are you on birth control? And she was like, no, you're poor. Don't worry about it. Oh. That means she'd abort your child? I was like, I can afford Plan B if you're gonna buy it. And then she was like, no, no, no, I can afford Plan B if you're going to buy it. And then she was like, no, no, no, don't worry about it.

You're poor. I'd never have a kid with you. Yeah. It was that girl. I'm happy she didn't win. Yeah, no, she didn't win. I heard she got cold feet. She didn't even eat.

I think she exited. I also heard the one and two seed left. What? You were with the one seed? Oh, wait, hold on. The one and two seed. There's no way Mook fucked the one seed? Oh, wait, hold on. The one and two seed. There's no way Mook fucked a one seed. No, no, no.

In any capacity. In the NIT, I did, for sure. Oh, yeah. Maybe not the bracket. But it was a successful night. Yeah. I think Smooth as Pussy is going to have it. I don't think we can do that.

I don't think, but, I mean, try to get it sold. Yeah. I don't, I mean. mean try to get it sold. Yeah. I don't, I mean. What if we get it sold to a razor company? I'm not going to say no names, but whatever sponsor we did have last night backed out within 10 minutes. Oh really? Yeah. That's alright. Yeah. Of seeing the competition or just you telling?

Just right off the bat within 10 minutes Hank sent a text to Hank pulling this ASAP. Okay, no problem. But I think next year we'll get someone big. Yeah, we need something big. Dr. Scholz. Maybe, you know what we do?

Maybe we just do the Ultimate Fighter idea and we put all the videos, the episodes on OnlyFans. Like a paywall? Yeah. This might be the only thing that is worth Barstool Gold. And here's the thing. What I also found out last night, check this out. These girls' ads were on the screen. And I'm not going to reveal any names or sources.

I have hard evidence of chat boys hitting up hundreds of chat boys, hitting up some of these girls, asking them to send them feet pictures. No shit. Or money. No shit. Yeah, no, I agree with you. I think a foot fetish is lactose intolerance. I think a lot of dudes are,

without even maybe consciously acknowledging that. I like picturing Jerry like the Steve Jobs of feet. He's like, they called me crazy. Yeah. But I know I can. He's got everyone changed. I know this is a winner. A lot of people have changed.

Okay. Well, yeah, to more. I mean, I want to see where we can take this. Do you like the idea of doing a week-long competition? They're living in a house together. A week long would be good. I just. Maybe even get them to stay for a week.

We probably have to pay them. We're going to for a week? We're going to have to pay. We could probably pull it off in three days and just say it was a week or something. Three days is enough. Three days. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You get night cam. We give all the girls really small blankets so they can't cover their feet.

Do you think some of the girls would sabotage the other girl? It sounds like you're into this now, Dan. No, I'm not. I'm into the content part of it. I do not care about feet. All right. But the content idea is behind this. Well, I mean, you do because you did your whole thing last time.

I think you need to do like a bang bus and call it the tow truck. Oh! That's good. Yeah. Wow. That's really good Yeah you could You know what You could be like

The guy I think his name's Caleb Simpson He's really good He does the New York videos Where he goes around Saying like

Hey can I look At your apartment If you just go around And be like Hey can I see your feet Can I see your feet Hey what do you do For a living

Can I see your feet How much you pay For a pedicure Yeah mind if I see your feet That's a good idea. That would be. And then you get in the truck. You get in the tow truck. You get in the tow truck.

That'd be fun. Oh, man. It's endless, Jerry. It is. It is. It's endless. Well, thanks for coming on. It was good. Pause. Pause. Pause. There we go. That was correct. I'll let you see them later. I'm good. I'm going to send you more pics. I'm good I'm gonna send you more pics

I'm good Carlita baby She captured the hearts of America Did you question the accent at all? No It was Paige She started to turn British She turned British

Poor Paige was stuck in there for an hour Yeah that was crazy I heard afterwards No I didn't My I just felt bad Like I I just

Yeah you ruined Carlita's dreams And that one girl's birthday Yeah Yeah that was tough Yeah I just felt bad. Yeah, you ruined Carlita's dreams. And that one girl's birthday. Yeah, that was tough. You think I should have did second place prize? No. What are we doing, participation trophies? And shout out, it was John Anthony's sister.

Business trip. Crazy. They literally left. She left and they hit the road right away. Really? Yeah, they were in Chicago for like maybe 12 hours. It's a business trip great job what a trip yeah and she did she hit all the notes the fact that she went and got the white yeah did she have toe rings on no toe ring anklet did the birthday girl come in second second wow yeah yeah it was tough i mean i think i got it right though I think I got the

At least the final two Yeah They deserve to be there I also think I got scammed With my pedicure Because I was talking To the girls backstage You know with camaraderie

All competitors And they're like When did you get it And I was like Oh this morning They're like How much did it cost And I was like

Four hundred dollars They're like what Four hundred I can tell you right now That's way too much With the airbrush And stuff like that? I don't know, dude.

I've never gotten that. Wait, you went to a salon? No, they came here. So maybe that's extra? House call, yeah. What did you get, a foot tan? I mean, that's good. Yeah.

$400? Yeah, dude. It's something like I've never done, so it's like, okay. And she told me the price after I was finished. I got BOGO with a clear coat at Leo's in Cleveland. What? What the fuck? Say that sentence.

What the fuck was that? I got a BOGO pedicure with a clear coat, 45 minutes at Leo's in Cleveland for their grand opening for $50. Yeah, that's a $50, $60 deal. I think the airbrush might have cost some money maybe. Yeah, I mean, I got scammed, but it's okay. It was worth it. It was for content. But he had a toe ring big enough for you?

I had to stretch the fuck out of those things. You were in a bangle. You went toe ring, double anklet, right? Double anklet. I did double anklet first round, double toe ring second round. Did you see the one girl? This is like Sean McVay remembering plays. First round.

The one girl, she noticed that I was into the anklet. She took her necklace off. Yes. Tied it twice around her ankle. Yes. They were hungry for the money. I know. They were hungry.

They were in cash. We'll see. All right. Well, thank you, Jerry. Got it. Great job. Are we streaming? Yeah, look at that.

That's not Arch. I don't have Arch. No, there is no half moon there. Cavs are looking good, though. Are we streaming today? Yeah, we're streaming tonight. Oh, man. Arch madness.

The fact that we had to explain to Jerry that it was a fetish is very funny. And it was the most definite, yes, that's a fetish. Yeah, that is 100% a fetish. Word for word, bar for bar, fetish. It shouldn't be more harsh. Of the body. The other, Oh should we start Getting dressed

TJ Yeah Alright so We're getting dressed For Friday's show That will air Friday We're gonna tape it After this

So how are we gonna do this You wanna just go into The 2K segment Right now Okay Yeah Read the ad I also wanna get Tate on

Cause he went on his date with mincy he told me a story in the gambling cave a minute ago that was this is i said this almost like he spent 15 minutes telling me the story this morning and it is exactly what you think it is and it's still so perfect we also had a uh mole uh not intentionally sitting next to them without them realizing and sent Hank some of the things that Mincy was talking about. And I think the quote, it was very funny. Very Mincy. Let's see. What was the quote?

It was Mincy said. Oh, fuck. Here we go. Mincy said the N word. Mincy. Just lets it fly. Mincy said he's going to take the Rico approach to negotiations. I don't know if he thinks that's the right thing.

What does that mean? What does that even mean? Now I think I'm in the Rico position. That's not a good thing. Sign on with another company temporarily and then. I don't know. That could be deviant. It's very funny for Mincy to be like Does that mean he's going to sign on with another company temporarily? I don't know. That could be deviant. It's very funny for Mincy to be like, what Rico does, I want to do that negotiations.

Basically be tortured. What does that mean? On air? Is that his idea? He wants to renegotiate? Didn't he just resign? I don't know. Yeah, he just got hired.

When did they get the company back? Yeah, like August? Yeah, so. That's more. I don't like the idea of Mincy having a contract. In my head, he was never actually hired. It's just like, just throw him some money. Yeah, I'd prefer it if Dave just Venmo'd him.

Yeah, just Venmo'd him. Yeah, that would make sense. He does refer to himself now as Barstool's sixth man. What? Did you read the blog? Mincy refers to himself as Barstool's sixth man. He absolutely is the sixth man of our show. He's a member of the show without being on the show.

He's not the star of any one show, even though he has his own show. He's not the star of any one show. He's just the star of everyone else. But you add him to your show to make it better. Ah. Wow. He's kind of show. He's not the star of any show. He's just the star of everyone else. But you add him to your show to make it better. Ah. Wow. He's kind of right. He's so right.

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Last year we had a smaller ring. That's a legit 18 by 18 ring. And we're actually going to play the game this year. I think a ring last year we had a smaller ring that's a legit 18 by 18 ring and we're actually going to play the game this year i think we cheated last year a little bit we're going to actually have everyone play the game yeah no no nobody yeah nobody played for me and helped me win i looked over and steven shea was chuckling to himself watching a video of himself in the ring he texted me show it. He texted me at 1040. He thinks he looks so badass. Yeah, look at this one.

Don't think I look badass, but it is very loud. You're very happy with yourself. He texted me at 1040 and said, do you want to go to the ring and take some bumps? Yeah. You were giggling watching a video of yourself in the ring. Yeah, I don't think I look badass or intimidating. I think it's funny.

Dude, it's awesome. I was trying to go tussle with Brandon earlier. I want to jump off the top of the phone. I wasn't lying. He wanted to go to the ring. I have that same complaint. You never want to tussle. I didn't want to tussle.

I had to eat. I also found out a fact that Stephen Shea thinks he can pick up KB without KB's consent. I don't think you can do that. Right now. Yeah, that's what I said. You got to try it. Shea, right now.

Go ahead. Shea, you said you could do it. Can we do this in the ring? No, do it right now. Right in the middle of the room. Fasoli said Fasoli was doing stool streams, and he asked each of us who we wouldn't want to wrestle in the ring? No, do it right now. Right in the middle of the room. Fasoli said Fasoli was doing stool streams, and he asked each of us who we wouldn't want to wrestle in the office. In WWE wrestling, I said KB because, like, even though it's WWE,

he's squirrely. He's got you. Yeah. And Steven's like, I'd have no problem with KB. I could pick him up. Just come pick him up right now. And I was like, I said, no, I had your back, KB. There are bigger people. Like, I wouldn't want to go against. So come pick him up. Hold on. him up right now. I said no. I had your back, PB. There are bigger people.

I wouldn't want to go against them. So come pick him up. Come tussle. We do have a camera on the ring. Could he do it in the ring? Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right.

Go in the ring. All right. So he'll do that. Yeah, pick him up. Do I get to use my hand? Yeah, you get to stop. You don't want to be picked up. Steve.

Can I use my hands? Yeah, you can use anything. So he is resisting? Yes. It's a non-consensual pickup. He doesn't want to be picked up. I'm down to just fuck right out of the ring, so I'm pretty pumped about this. No matter what the outcome. Five minutes I think you can last. Five minutes is a really long time. Alright, two minutes.

I think you can last. Hey, B can last forever. How long did Che last trying to get him up? I think a half hour. Alright, right, two minutes. I think he could last an hour. KB could last forever. How long did Che last trying to get him up? I think a half hour. All right, Che, go try to pick him up. Couldn't Kyle just lay down? Is KB going to resist or actually try and tap me? Why don't you all talk to each other?

He's going to resist. You're trying to non-consensually pick him up. But is he doing moves to me because then he's just going to tap me? Whatever he wants to do. I don't know what. I don't think you go on the offensive. I think you just. Yeah, just defensively stop him.

Do you want to just try on the court? He wants that ring. He really wants the ring. I'm fine doing wherever. He wants the ring so bad. I don't know if. Or check him. I don't know if we can do it on the court. I don't know if we have space.

I don't know if we can set that up. It'd be so hard know if we have space. I don't know if we can set that up. It'd be so hard to set that up. I just don't know. Where's the little wrestling mat? Oh, it's back there. Okay. All right. Oh, yeah.

Actually, no. Don't do the ring because it's all set up. The mics and everything. Just do it right here. Do it right here. Okay, fine. Get the wrestling mat. Just do it on the wrestling mat.

We're not going to use the ring. We're not going to use the ring. We don't want to fuck you up, Steve. Thank you, Steve. I think the mat would fit right here. I don't think so. No. Either way, he's not going to pick him up. He might. I don't know if he's confident enough. Fasoli said he did pick you up.

Who picked you up? Fasoli picked you up? Yeah. Fasoli said he picked you up. No, he didn't. That's what he's been telling everyone. Oh. Oh. It's over.

Good neck roll right there. It's over. Oh. Che's on his way. Maybe you know that this is my honor you're fighting for here. Look at that. Look at that. Oh, my.

What the fuck? Roback. Oh, jeez. Where's the map. How does he? It's behind the video wall. Look at that. That's unbelievable. It's outrageous.

In black pants. Unbelievable ass. If he clenched while having diarrhea, it could turn into a regular turd. Behind the video board. The video board. That big thing. Oh, my God.

There they go there's no way che does this right no i don't think so this would be really disappointing kyle should be able to swipe his hands away right yeah the minute he told me this i was like i want to see it because che's gonna look like the he's gonna look so unathletic not being able to pick up another man but the risk reward here if che here, if Che does do it, I'm devastated. This is the worst thing that could happen. Che does sneak. He got a lot of wins on this show.

I know. What does KB do if it happens? Kyle's confidence makes me feel. Kyle's aware that there's no reward for him, right? But Kyle will be as devastated as Dan will. But why would he do it? Why would he put himself in this position? Because Che has zero chance.

Yeah, exactly. Kyle was devastated when Will kind of beat him. The NFL player. Yeah. Well, this guy ran a 4-4. That's true. I won't chase Glass. This guy will get chased by us. All right, here he comes.

You want him? Nobody hurt yourselves. Oh, the shoes are off. Kyle's about to just go full wrestling. That ass, man. It don't quit. No, it doesn't. Jay's crazy.

He might be new fat assassin. Oh, my God. It has to be. It's not gay to say he just has a wedding ring off. He might try to fuck Kyle. All right. Oh, no. So Kyle just got to figure out what he's going to do. timer up tj yeah put a timer up yeah this is two minutes

has steven che ever wrestled in any capacity no he hasn't done anything all right ready okay oh god show i was just standing upright okay don't don't pick him up don't pick him up. Don't pick him up. Okay. You can't pick him up. Oh, he's got him in a headlock. Single leg. KB has Stephen Che in a headlock. Drop to your knees, Che. Stephen Che is turning very red.

He's got the ass. He's oil checking. Some guys have all the luck. Holding KB by the right butt cheek. I don't think I have the fingers to reach Kyle's hole. Steven's trying to get out so bad. No, you need the jaws of life to get in there. My God. Kyle's going backwards.

The mat's splitting in half. Careful, Kyle, because he could just stand up now. Yep. Yep. Uh-oh. Chase got nowhere. Chase can't breathe. Uh-oh.

Oh, now he's got Kyle. The other. Yep. Big hug. This might be the way they should wrestle. Oh! Oh! No, no, no.

He's got Kyle on his tippy toes. Oh, he's got him, though. He's got a grip. He's got Kyle on his tippy toes. No, Kyle. Stay strong. You've got one minute left, Kyle. Steven Jay's face is in agony.

Oh, PB's doing a split. He just got back where he needed to be. Take him down, KB. Oh, no. Oh, yes, yes. Pick him up, Kyle. Pick him up, Kyle. Pick him up.

Pick him up. Pick him up, Kyle. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Shay got his insurance claim. Yes!

Shay's a millionaire! Congratulations, Shay! She's a millionaire! He got fucking dropped. Holy shit. That was awesome. That was awesome. That was awesome. Holy shit.

That might be my new... They should just do wrestling like that. Whoever picks up the other person first wins. Yeah. It's way easier to follow. What do we think his injury is? Broken rib? Collarbone.

Shoulder or collarbone. He hit his face too, I think. Dude, his face smushed. Are you okay Broken rib? Collarbone. Shoulder or collarbone. Oh, he hit his face, too, I think. Dude, his face smushed. Are you okay, Che? Oh, no. No. He's giving thumbs up, right? He's good.

He's good. We have an ambulance. Oh, no. Thumbs down. Oh, God. I can't. Yes. Boom!

Smashed! Oh, man. Can you do a sound effect with that, TJ? Oh, man. Can you do a sound effect with that, TJ? Yeah. Kyle, my champion. No, what do you mean? Yeah, give us that with the smash. Are you okay?

All right, he's fine. Check the tape. I'm pretty close. Oh, my God. How do you okay? Alright, he's fine I'm pretty close I was basically off my toe Can you do the replay with that sound effect? Che, you good? That was awesome That might be the new wrestling though, Kyle You can follow it a lot easier

If you get picked up, you lose That would be a fun little sport yeah was there a moment where you were like uh-oh you got yeah no he had me like basically off my toe he might have got me did you have that pickup in your bag the entire time he didn't look at this well that's just a mad return I mean any wrestler. Oh, my God. I have commensia for doing that. How padded is that mat? It just kind of looks like floor.

Right? Definitely padding. Okay. Oh, you're fine. You're fine. Oh, man. That was great, Kyle. that was so much fun well just i mean che's the only person that would let me even be in that position yeah to do just standard wrestling right he's down for anything mook would no check the tape i want to see the toes. They were close, Chuck.

Oh, no. This would devastate me. Oh, if he got you? Oh, no. He might have. It's very close. No. No.

No. If Chey ends up- I don't think I did, but I am close. Okay, here it is. Oh. No. Oh, he might have. No. You kept toes. That toe is. Oh! He might have. No. No.

You kept toes. That toe is down. That toe is down. Wait. Does it ever go up? It kind of does. You ready? No.

Not quite. No? I mean, that's pretty damn close. Nice. Give him a half of a win, even though we know he didn't win. I'll take that L. No, don't. Okay, nice.

Yeah, we did it. Yeah, we did it. You gave him an L. Che, you that was uh thanks that was fun were you it looked like you couldn't breathe for a second there yeah so I had an injury last night that actually a stool a stool he saw and was brutal what wait what so I went to the grocery store before picking my kids up and i opened the door so i backed in opened my door to get out got out i started walking before i closed my door closed my door directly on my kneecap brutal almost fell down the parking lot how do you close the door on a kneecap it's just habit like i just always close it but i started walking first i don't know why

almost fell down the part i was by myself a stoolie drove by i was like chay are you okay i need that cctv footage uh probably it exists for sure it was bad um so my knee my knee has been hurting all day but that that was fun. I like tussling with the boys. I think someone else should do it with Chad. No, I would get injured in a second. I think someone should do it with you. With me? Nobody here can.

Nobody here is claiming to be able to pick him up. I'm all set, yeah. It is fun to watch, though. I feel like if my arms were a little bit longer, I could. And I'm as close as it is. If my arms were a little bit longer. I was giving you And I'm as close as it is. If my arms were a little bit longer. I was giving you leeway. What? You weren't even going that hard.

You also have an extreme reach advantage already. You weren't going hard. He was going hard. Maybe not the first 45 seconds. He was definitely going hard after that. Would you agree or disagree? Were you going hard? When you put your head in my chest, you were going hard.

I got close. I had to adjust. Yes. All right, so should we start getting dressed? TJ, you want to spin the wheel, see who gets dressed first? So it's like first come, first serve. So what we have is we're going to set up the stakes. We're going to see who has to play as Mincy today,

and we're going to assign punishments to each of the seven matches. We have seven punishments, so each one will have a different. And we actually have a sample of one of the punishments. A sample is mint. Wait, they decided the punishments? Who's they? Well, it's stuff from last year. I'm trying to remember.

Stuff from last year. Some of it was bad, right? I think it was. Oh, you hit me in the back with a chair. Kate has to get hit in the back by a chair. Kate has to get paralyzed. I'm mad at Kate, by the way, right now. She texted me an apology for not being in the office enough hours.

It was this nice, heartfelt Kate apology. I'm like, I see everyone else working all these hours. I'm sorry. Yeah, Brandon tweeting that he's in the office early now. But Brandon. Come on. Come on, dude. You're doing it.

You are. You fell hook, line, and sinker. Yeah, also, I walked in at 8 a.m., and I was like, what's up, Brandon? What are you doing? And you said, nothing. Yep. I was so fucking bored. That was shame.

Did you sleep here? No. I can see you pulling that. You take the picture at 6 30 and then just crash on the couch so actually actually so the track hour don't know where the rest y'all are dude you're kind of the worst i know i'm out on you actually yeah i sold my stuff it shouldn't bother me but it bothers me yeah it's like if you have to tell everyone when you get to work that means all right or you could also do stuff from home back me up you can just work how bad was the

traffic today so jerry told me they started construction again yesterday. Yeah, they shut the express lanes down. They shut the express lanes down. So now my trip is going to take two hours. So now I have to get here early. So you left at 4 a.m.? No, I left at... What are you saying?

I woke up. I set my alarm for 5.15, and then at 4.20, I just couldn't go back to sleep. So I said, fuck it. I'll get up and go to work. I left my house at I left my house at 5.05 and I got here at 6.10. That's not two hours. That's not two hours though. I'm avoiding the two hour drive.

You were here early. You're a hero. That's not. No, no. Thank you. You are. That means a lot to us. There was part of me when I was driving in thinking, well, I'm going to beat Tate and I'm going to get his ass. I turned the corner at 611 and there he fucking sat. Yeah.

So I said, well, I'm still doing my tweet. I guess he'll just be in it. Damn. I am the worst. That's fine. But I don't know what we're going to do, Che. This traffic's going to be, it's a life changer. It's actually horrible.

There's no train? There's a train. I'm not taking a train. There is. But anyway, Kate sent me this long, heartfelt text message and I just wrote back, shut up, Kate. Yeah, that's all you got to do. I would have thumbs downed it.

I literally wrote back, shut up, Kate. I was spiraling. And you are... Brandon's fault. Given the circumstances you work harder than anyone here because getting to work is a difficult. I would give up.

Was that an edible text? The edibles take over? I did take one last night but no I saw Brandon's tweet this morning and I spotted it. See that's the problem. That's not true is it? Yeah because everyone replies like, cut the dead weight. Yeah, right.

Yeah, you guys are only hard workers at the company. If we want to do our check and we can do it, but that's going to end up bad. No, I just did it. Tate did the thing yesterday. I'm like, well, I'll do mine tomorrow. Yeah, but you've started something now. Because we're getting somebody in this company is going to it wasn't take a picture at like did you know i was a.m and be like i'm working late where's the rest of right that's the thing

is just people work all hours you know i was up at 7 30 writing jokes in the job i didn't know nobody does yeah it was funny though because i told tate i was like we don't want to we don't want to start doing this like checking in every time you come to work Because you don't get a cookie for doing your job And Jerry's like yeah if we did that There's like three days in a row I won't come to work Like see Yeah

Way to go Brandon It was great that I caught you When I walked in and you were just like, I was like, what are you doing? Nothing. It's perfect. What do you do? He walks around looking for people to talk to. I planned out what I wanted to talk about on Mostly Sports.

You planned that episode out that we just did? I shot some basketball. I did 50 step-ups on the step-up basketball. Oh, you know what we're getting, by the way, that's going to be great for you? We're getting the rebounder machine. Oh, that's cool. That's amazing. The gun?

Yeah, the big net thing. Yeah. I did. Oh, so we own the gun. Yeah. Not Tate. Or just the Barstool gun. Yeah.

I carried the hex bar about 10 feet. Nice. And? I went to the bar about 10 feet. Nice. And? I went to the bathroom. Poop? Yeah, I... Where do you poop? Which, yeah, when you have the lay of the land,

which one do you go to? I tried to get... Oh, before everybody gets here, I like the one upstairs, the upstairs content bathroom, because it always has dude wipes. Is there an Eskimo Bros term for dudes who shit in the same toilet?

I feel like that's what tends to happen. There tends to be a poop spot in every... Poop house? Yeah, something like that. Like the handicapped bathroom. This one behind the gym is good, but... Turd twins. I don't like the long walk to the toilet. It's quite the walk. Yeah, it's like the Green Mile. Fecal fellas.

Long walk, yeah. Alright, so TJ, what are we spinning first? Let's do a wheel. And as your name comes up, that means that you can go get dressed. Okay. Great. You also don't have to play as Mincy. So last person on that wheel is Mincy.

Perfect. That makes it easy. Okay. Let's spin it. Let's get two people going to get dressed and then we'll do two other people. A little bit of order. There's some cool costumes. Here's the bracket as a reminder.

Let's go. Love it. Fuck you it fuck you i'm excited for this and we don't know who there's gonna be wwe people here right correct yeah those guys were awesome last time yeah genuinely awesome yeah that was cool brandon gonna be too sleepy to talk to him you got here so fucking early well part of the reason part of the reason i couldn't sleep was I was very excited about who we're doing it with. That's the truth. Yeah.

My opponent. AB, get on up there. So how does this work? You just get to pick whatever you want. Your outfit. Oh. He's going to get those pants

on the far right. I know. AB pants. We all have our eye on a particular. Yeah, no. Whoever goes last is kind of screwed.

I'm looking for the loosest clothing possible. All right. And then spin it and have someone else go, and then we'll keep yacking while they get dressed. Oh, Lozar KB Pants. Yeah, he just likes them. Yeah, he just wants them. There you go. Mook.

Get that loose clothing. Get in there, Mook. There's face paint over there, too. There's all kinds of stuff. Nice. Clothing get in there Mook There's face paint over there too Nice Do you guys want to hear Mincy's story From Tate yeah yes please Bam Kyle went Thick gold chain they just went out to dinner Like on a whim

Kind of uh it was kind of planned Tate invited him the blog is fantastic they did did he put any of the ideas in the blog yeah all right yeah so the the one that i've already greenlit is we're gonna do and we're gonna try to get sold tate is going to uh try to get mincey to graduate high school great great billy madison and i've added a couple wrinkles I think will be good so it Minty every week we'll we'll set it up so it's like a 20 minute video or something it'll start in kindergarten he'll have to pass the test but I think what will be good is we'll

also every single week we'll add someone else from the office so we have a peer-to-peer like wow he's really this dumb so like we we'll have White Sox Dave do kindergarten with Mincy and Tate's the teacher. And then he's got to pass the test. Then the next week he's got to go first grade. And I think the way that we make it so that it doesn't last forever is Mincy has a three-strike policy. So if he can't pass a grade in three tries on the test, he just fails.

Wait, am I missing something i want to hear that yeah yeah come in it's all on the blog it's mincy's gonna do billy madison tate and mincy talk last night they came up with this idea it's a great idea and it's been greenlit instantly start with like the p the pizza he was late yeah tell the tell the story about him the whole setup of sitting down and everything and so so the first thing i'll say is there was a time last night about an hour in where i was 100 convinced that you all created a ruse and was pranking me this was an hour in and he wasn't there yet oh that happened so it all starts so he dm'd me my very first morning he was still in louisiana and he was like hey do you want to go to dinner

tuesday so i went up and asked dan and i was like is this a good idea Louisiana and he was like, hey, do you want to go to dinner Tuesday? So I went up and asked Dan and I was like, is this a good idea? And immediately he was like, yes, like blog it. Yeah, great idea. Yes. So I'm like, OK, cool. So then it gets to yesterday and he's like, hey, there's this happy hour. Pizzas are half off. Appetizers are cheap.

Like we got to go early, though. Let's go at 445. And I'm like, Hey, yeah, sounds good. Um, about three o'clock, three 15. He's like, Hey man, forgot I had the dozen tonight. Uh, can't do it. And I was like, I'll skip the dozen. Who cares? Um, but anyways, he was like, uh, can we do, maybe we'll do like six or seven or whatever when the's over. So it sounds good. So I'm walking home. I get a phone call from him and he's like, Hey,

actually this happy hour deal is pretty good. Like if you could get there before six, I'll get there right at six. Can you get there at about five 45 and get our pizzas ordered? And then I'll get there and we'll eat it. But like, and he's like, and I don't want to come across as like cheap,

but these deals are good. And I'm sitting there like, like I haven't been paid. I quit my teaching job a month ago. I haven't gotten paid. I just, whatever. I'm like, yeah, dude, I'm on the same page. Let's go get these happy hour deals.

So I get there at like 5.30, 5.35, walk in and I text him a picture of the menu. I said, Mincy, in all seriousness, I am buying tonight because you reached out to me like this was very nice of you. What do you want? What pizzas do you want? And he doesn't answer for like 20, 25 minutes. And now it's five fifty five. And we got to get these fucking deals. So I just choose two pizzas and I order them and I say, Mincy, I chose. Remember, he hasn't answered in 25 minutes. I text Mike Mincy. I chose two pizzas and I order them and I say, Mincy, I chose, remember he hasn't answered in 25 minutes. I text him like Mincy, I chose two pizzas. He immediately likes it and goes,

Hey, if you have a second, can you go add some fried calamari to the order? It's really good. So it's five 58, two minutes till the deal ends. I have to go behind like the, they're cooking the pizzas. And I'm like, Hey, like, can I squeeze in a, an order of fried calamari? Um, he looks down his watch. He's like, you got two minutes. Um, so I order it and I put it in the blog. I don't know how it happened at six Oh three, the food came out both pizzas, the fried calamari. So it took four minutes to get the food out. Um what do you do like mince he's not there yet um and he's texting me he's like hey man sorry i ran late just got in the uber i mean he got there i was there for over 45 minutes and i was i was texting sitting with food and i was texting i was like hey man like i get it like this was a welcome to the company

prank to like the person who's been like chirping people. Like, should I just pay and go home? As he walks through the door and he sits down. I'm not joking. I literally like if you if there was like a video of it, I like I'm like checking him out because I'm positive that he's going to have some sort of microphone or camera. Because if you think back to it, Dan immediately was like, yes, great idea. So I was convinced. But 10 seconds into talking to him, that was not a prank. Yeah.

And he immediately, I mean, he takes the first slice of pizza, and there's like a little cup of Parmesan between the two of us, and he sticks his fingers right in there. It falls over the edge. Larry David would have a few. I've been behind mints when we get like lunches out in the front and it's just it's yeah I told Tate this morning I was like there's the one

thing that you can be sure of with Mince is like there's never a prank Mince's never being used as a prank for someone else he's not the prank he can never he can never be trusted with like here's the plan he's not a prankster he just whatever happens in Mcy's life becomes

content there's no plan behind it that's how yeah you can't trust him and also why we don't need to contrive a situation yeah right we just know that whatever he does he lose yeah he'll do it that's better than any prank we could pull off so it sounds like though you guys got some good ideas it was so first of all the dinner was great mincy's such a nice person um he explained to me he's the sixth man of barstool and all that what would you say percentage wise talking 90 yeah 10 okay but then after we finished the meal um i got out my clipboard and i had like three pages of like just ideas to pitch him and uh some of them were serious like i was like hey do you want to coach

like a inner city chicago basketball team with me and he was like hey do you want to coach like a inner city chicago basketball team with me and he was like um i don't know how well i know basketball but i would be a good role model for the youngsters no he said read the blog in the blog i spent a lot of time um imagine if we get mincy on like a motivational speaking tour that that they call that in the fuck up you should be his agent start reaching out to people see if we can get mincey some motivational speaking gigs okay well two of the ones that like made me laugh out loud at the at the dinner were like jokes like i was like hey like do you want to do a staring contest versus riggs and he goes oh he's cross-eyed isn't he and i'm like yep so are you um there was another one i was like hey we should do wedding crashers like we can just go to like random weddings and like all over the

country and like crash him he goes did you know i already did that yeah yeah yeah i did he retold it yeah yeah but yeah there's coincidence that you pitched that to him right after. But the Mincy going to school will be great. Yeah, I want you to see if you can start figuring out a way that he can be a motivational speaker. I'd fund you guys going to different places for Mincy to give speeches. I'm on it. Maybe we could try to do it as how low can we start,

and then the goal is to get him to be the keynote at a Fortune 500 company. I'm on it. Like, have him be like one of those Jesus guys just yelling outside Wrigley. Okay. A small elementary school commencement speech. Yeah. Yeah, that would be great. Yeah. A career day for Mincy. Yeah, Mincy talking about his career.

I would love to see that. That might be it. Maybe a jail. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Mincy doing like a scared straight. I've never been to jail, but. I want him to take it seriously like yeah like students i want to try hard yeah i think they like want to aspire to be like in media yeah it's really actually doesn't even need to be content for the people outside i just want to

watch see what he would say yeah he said he'd be a good role model yeah he i mean he was like the use of chicago it was like coach carter i was like he's like well i'm not most mostly into x's and o's but i can do stats and also i think i'd be a really good role model for the youngsters in inner city chicago love it uh mook and kb getting your outfits uh yeah no he wouldn't but he would at the same time. I think he would... I think people would probably be like, oh, that guy was weird. Like, don't do that. Yeah. Which is a good role model.

Right. He'd accidentally be a great role model. Yeah, yeah. Not the way he thinks he is. Him retelling stories of how he got... I mean, how would he... If he did an inner-city school in Chicago... Oh, yeah. And he, if he did an inner city school in Chicago. Oh, yeah.

And he explains how he got canceled. Yeah. That might be a roadblock. They just Google him. That was a great story. He kept talking about how he hit rock bottom. I wonder what. Yeah.

But he never said why. I mean, it's the pap ev clip yeah pmt should go home and google why that happened all right so what do you say no i like the idea of tate doing this with all of us really yeah just like going on school dates can we 51st tate someone said uh tate states 50 that's titus you're good 51st dates and we all go on and then recap the blog and then you roast us no no no and that wasn't a mincey roast even though did you guys see the it's hard not to roast him so don't tell him the truth is kind of yeah the funniest part of the night um without question in my mind

was when we got a picture for the blog and i went around to the other side and uh he we took the first picture and he didn't have his brick watch in front. So we retook it. And he was watching, he's got some friend in college basketball that he's watching. Oh, you can see the Parmesan explosion. Look, but look. So we retook it so he could show it

as the thing went to commercial and on his phone is a Charmin toilet paper commercial and his only sponsor is Dude White. And he made us retake the boat. Yeah, that's a Charmin bear. That only happens to Mincy. Yeah, it really does. The watch being prominent when he was very, very late.

Yeah. It's funny, too. All right, yeah, so I like 51st States, too. Let's do that. Take everyone out. Sorry, I didn't know what time it was. That's good blog material. Blog series. Yeah, yeah yeah we got a lot of them so okay all right well thank you tate great work yes yeah you survived mincey you you could survive anything here where are you watching the game tomorrow buckeyes well i heard woodies is the ohio state bar oh i'm

looking for a time's the game 5 30 you guys 5.30. You guys are watching it here. Yeah, we'll watch it here. In the gambling cave. Yeah. That's what I thought. I was trying to. You were testing him. Well, I was also trying to, yeah, get him. Yeah, yeah.

An invite. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. I already invited him. I was trying to, like. I already told him. He's here. I was 100% watching it here.

I was just trying to. Big F will be here as well. Pull you in. Oh, he's coming in? Yeah. That's awesome. So we'll have the whole Ohio State. Buckeye Brandon?

Fuck yeah. Buckeye Brandon? Is he going to make an appearance that's just we need you brandon brandon buckeye brandon's a football guy no we got tomorrow we're doing the i got my own bubble team i gotta worry about okay i got my own bubble team i gotta worry about i'm not gonna jump on your bubble too what if i need your spot no no it's good he won't jump on us on our bubble because you probably pop it what i hope you guys get the first four what if i need your spot? No, no, no. It's good he won't jump on our bubble because you'd probably pop it. I hope you guys get the first four again. What if I need your spot? I hope you get the first four again.

We're going to, I think. Oh, that's great. Let's play together. It'd be back-to-back years not making the tournament. Did you get the first four last year? Well, they didn't make the tournament. We were in the first four. We were in the tournament.

It's a field of 68. They made the tournament. It's a field of 68. 64. We lost a pit. I remember I booked you on my show. I was like, you want to come on the show after Mississippi State wins? I wasn't even trying to be funny.

You guys just couldn't hit a shot. How many game winners did you have? You were just flopping like a fish on the ground. You missed like nine straight at the end of the game. Yeah. He drew up a perfect, the most wide open shot. Great shot. All right, yeah, so T Tate we'll see you tomorrow For gambling cave Yeah by the way tomorrow

Brandon Titus and I have to do a stream Starting at 1 So we'll be here for the first half hour of Yak And then you guys will be left to your own devices And then we'll be back to stream And then yeah starting tomorrow night Basically stream. And then, yeah, starting tomorrow night, basically, we're going to be streaming

all weekend. Nice. Hell yeah. It's going to be good. Hell yeah. I fucking love this time of year. You want to spin it again, TJ? I don't know where these guys go.

They went to change. They probably went to change. They probably just changed right here. Took their costume. Oh, there it is. Oh, okay. Who took all the costumes? Whoa. You look like the

woman that worked at the... You look like an Oompa Loompa dude. That was my first thought. Yeah. You look very cozy as well. It's very comfortable. Yeah? Nick, get up there.

Trying to figure out the aesthetic here with Mook. Patriotic. Gypsy? Transgender that loves America is kind of what I went for. Yeah. All right, who else is going? I'm torn between two styles that I'm eyeballing.

I'm fucked. I'm fucked. Is it me? Is it'm eyeballing. Oh, fuck. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. Is it me? Is it me? Nope. Oh, damn it. That was a premature laugh. Loser has to play with mincemeat.

I premature laughed all over myself. Nick got what I want. That's okay. As far as the punishment goes, do you want to assign them now or in the moment? Got what I want. That's okay. As far as the punishment goes. Yes. Do you want to assign them now or in the moment? We can assign them in the moment. Okay.

Let's leave something to allure for the people who are watching on Friday. Do you want to hear what the punishments are? Kind of. How many are there? Seven. Give me the first and the sixth. Okay. I will give you cinder block.

Okay. And bottle, which we have a sample of that. okay I will give you cinder block okay and bottle which we have a sample of that if you would like to mess around with that right now bottle a bottle like the kind you can shank somebody with

are we gonna bottle someone oh hell yes well don't do it right now cuz then it's gonna be hard to clean up is it hard to clean up how does it break you can you can hit me in the head but I'm just worried about cleanup fuck it just hit me oh shit Did that hurt? A little bit but that's okay Yeah I was right My initial reaction was correct

That was a very dumb idea I'm covered in fake glass It's everywhere Everywhere Why do we do that? It's all up in my chair You got some in my kimono Look at what's on me

Can we watch the replay? Is this... It's just... Yeah. Great sound. Awesome sound. Did it hurt at all? A little bit, just because it was the top... You know when you have the little thing

on the top of your head? Oh! Shit! It does sound... It sounded awesome. Did you cut yourself? A little bit. Okay. So it is cut.

One of the worst ideas. Yeah, that wasn't... Why'd you let me do that? I mean, there's hundreds of tiny pieces of glass on your seat. It looked cool. It did look cool.

Why did the Christmas decoration come out of there? Came out of his ass. Oh. Okay. That was stupid. Is that? That was so stupid.

I got to watch it again so I can just, at least I can get that out of it. Why'd you do that to us, TJ? Yeah, there's sharp parts here as well. It was cool, but it's sugar? Yeah. Is it edible? It doesn't taste good. No way.

I don't think he meant. No. What did you? I said it didn't taste good. Yeah, but didn't he? Let me see it. Did you think it was made of sugar? It is made of sugar.

Take a bite. Oh, the visual didn't really work. Because we were in a bad background. And you have a black hat on. Yeah, the only reason it hurt, I don't think it would hurt normally, but you know when someone hits you on the top of your hat in this fucking thing? Yeah. That hurts.

Presses it down under the old head. Yeah. On the old cranium. The old noggin. Okay. Well, that's going to be sick. Someone's getting bottled. Yeah, I like that.

Yeah. I don't want to wrestle with mints. I want to wrestle with myself. Yeah, I don't want mints at all. I don't want mints. Oh, you don't? Okay. I want my character.

Yeah, I do too. My character looks like a beast. I don't want to be that. I see Speed Damon. If you beat me with mints. Oh, that's a better video. Or if I beat you with mints Oh that's a better video Or if I beat you with mints Be a problem

Yeah that would suck You want to spin it again And get a couple more people going Yeah I really hope I'm not mints I don't want to be mints No one wants to be mints No you're not going to be mints

No Eight No Yay Okay No one wants to be mince. No, you're not going to be mince. No. Eight. No. Yay! Okay. Might as well just do three spins here, and then you got one person left. Yeah, you might as well. Might as well.

I know where Kate's going. Do you? Yeah. I'm going to be mince. So one of us is mince. I'm 100% going to be mince. Best of seven? You'll do one?

Best of seven. Mince. I'm 100% going to be Mince. Best of seven? You'll do one best of seven? All right. Seven. I can't believe you killed that guy in the Iron Long. I've got to be Mince in front of these guys? I know, right? One, nothing, you. Is there a Mincey outfit?

Oh, KP. Yeah, Speed demon no like it's specifically over there no kb looks awesome yeah one two nothing you i'm mince this is the worst lead in Mince right here. I like what you did there. Thanks. Conor Bedard's so good. Oh, we should have... 2-1.

If it was a sweep, we should have had to kiss Ben Mince. Have we not yet? Kiss Ben Mince? 2-2? No. 2-2? 2. God damn it.

I have to eat shit at this company enough I don't want to be that idiot Oh 3-2 Nope I don't Nope I don't Nope I don't You played the first Nope I don't I played the second

Stop stop stop No this is stupid Nobody wants to be meant You played the first dope I don't. I played the second. Stop, stop, stop. Fuck. No, this is stupid. Nobody wants to be mints. Yeah, do we have to be mints? No, we don't have to. This is stupid. This is so stupid. No, I can't be mints in front of these guys. I'm putting mints in a casket. That's a shame. This is like your dream right now i want

to see my guy i want to see my guy's so good i'm sure your guy wasn't just the maddest i've ever been at this company that's not true this is it's close hey you shut up look at me i'm the family i'm wearing the family shirt what did you say in that moment? Fuck you. Fuck you. He don't like you. Well. Fuck you.

KB looks cool. You're. What are you? You're a pirate? Butt pirate. Kyle looks awesome. Yeah. He looks so fucking cool. Kyle looks like he's in a fucking.

He's in a band. I was like, George Michael. Kyle, you're... You got to fucking... You got to show at CBGB's tonight. I'm Alan Arcangelo. Oh, my God. He's Alan Arcangelo.

Oh, my God. By the way, there's glass everywhere because it's fake class it's sugar shattered and up you look sick oh my god you knew what you were doing you know exactly what he was doing your first pick fuck I did okay I need more shit quick cross your legs more feminine It was the first pick. The fuck I did. I need more shit. Wait, cross your legs more feminine. I haven't gotten anything yet.

You love how you look right now. I love it. Don't tell the fucking world. I won't say a word. I won't say a fucking word. Really ecstatic how it turned out. Dude, that is so fucking funny. What size are the shoes?

They're tiny. Are they? Yeah. So they fit? They're just long. Oh, they're longer than they are. Yeah, these are like sevens. Did you wet your hair?

Oh, yeah, I got real wet You know I love dress up I know you do I try to incorporate it I try to lure other people into making me do dress up It's super out of your character And you are obsessed with dress up Oh my god you like I don't know what persona fits this look is it it's gay it's gay

yeah it's gay it's what yeah dude you look like a combination of Freddie Mercury George Michael and the androgynous villain from Powerpuff Girls. Wait, he's dressed like this before. Once. He was more fierce. Yeah, this isn't the first time. No, he loves dressing up like this. I love this shit. All of my inhibitions go out the door when I'm in dress-up mode.

Yeah? Yeah, I think other dudes should try it. Yeah, just dress up goofy. Oh. Holy shit. Oh, hell yeah. You look sick. Yeah.

You look sick. This is awesome. Oh. Oh, yeah. We're all just like theater kids at heart. yeah this is what we do for a living performance art yep that that's what you call it oh you look all artists yeah so stand up for art i accidentally looked awesome i thought it was silly you took every accessory i took took two. I thought I was being silly. Hell yeah.

Oh, there we go. Oh, there he is. Oh, a sailor. Kyle just wanted to stand up again. Why are you walking like that? Is it because the shoes are small? I don't believe that. He's struggling. Oh no!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Uh oh! Alan or Angela! Oh yeah. I got him!

No don't! Oh! DDT. Wait, wait, wait. Stay there, stay there, stay there, stay there. Oh my god. Spike the hair more yeah the the

red it is for what are you going with? Yeah. There's nothing left. There's a leopard print. I'm actually close to here. I'm just going. Hmm. Brandon, what are you doing? There's nothing left. Right.

Kyle took everything. Let me know. You're kind of steampunky at the top. It's cool. Hank, you like Kyle's look? I look like a pirate. Yeah, it's a pirate shirt. Maybe that's why. There was no pirate pants or hat oh there's a pirate

hat i guess are there pirate pants over there you could throw the pirate hat on there's booty shorts oh wow wow holy shit holy shit we should go out after this in these costumes. Yeah, I don't know. Are there spikes over there? You look great. You look great. It works. Would that go with it?

Yeah. Would it go with the outfit? Probably not, no. I kind of look jacked. Your legs look great. Yeah. What do you do? What's your routine?

I've been squatting a little. I mean, my ankles are still the skinniest things in the world. That's why I almost swung feet to streets. All right, we look good. Yeah, we do. Kyle, what were you saying about being in costume? You feel unstoppable? Yeah, we do. Kyle, what were you saying about being in costume? You feel unstoppable? Yeah, there's like a layer of anxiety that it washes over.

You get into character. It's like I'm not me. Can I keep this? There you go, Brandon. Brandon, you're on to something. You're on to something. Find it. Yep.

Oh. Kate. Kate looking good. Find it. Yep. Oh. Kate. Kate looking good. Hell yeah. What is that? Oh. Oh. Do a little spin.

Oh, yeah. There we go. With the Borat man key. Would it be offensive if my character talked in a lisp? No, no. Try it out. I think Kyle's a still gay. Stephen Shea?

You are. Your ass is in the jackpot. Would they be mad if we just. I don't know. Did a gay role play. I don't know. All of us were just soaking. That's our character.

Nick, I promise you one thing. I'm coming for that. Stuff me in that casket, Brandon. I'm going to get on top and stay on top. I'm going to eat a lot of pussy. I'm going to suck your cock. I'm going to gobble it. I'm going to flip you over and lick your ass.

I'm going to have you squealing. There you go, Brandon. There's no big pants. No, that's good. There's little pink shorts. There's little gold booty shorts. All right, now that we're all dressed up. The booty shorts.

The gold booty shorts. Yeah, gold booty shorts. What else we're all dressed up. The gold booty shorts. What else we got to yak about? Well. Kyle. Kyle looks awesome. Not me being in shoes that are like three sizes

smaller. It's the subtleties too of it. Kyle will put on the headphones. Kyle's character, no way. Yeah, you wouldn't do that. Kyle looks like a Vegas magician. I don't have to hear what these people in the booth say. No, don't put them on.

Don't put them on. You look fucking badass. You almost look too cool. Like, you can't be bothered to actually wrestle in the match. You're just like, I don't know. Do I look cool or gay? Oh, I think. Fuck this wrestling.

If you look at the camera right now, Kyle, between the two of us, I'd say you're the cool. That's a swerve, though. That's a swerve if you're the gay character and you're the you're like the motorcycle rider I'm the badass you're the badass this is gonna be fun a blast hell yeah

we're also on the prep sheet Kyle would you go out like that like if we had to go out to lunch yes after this yeah I wanna see him riding a lime scooter

in that outfit riding through Chicago what is the best type of cheese doodle that's a great question I thought about Chicago. What is the best type of cheese doodle? That's a great question. I thought about a lot. Cheese doodle? If I may, I'd like to take this one. There's a lot of different kinds. Crunchy, there's puffy.

This is something I've thought a lot about. There's squiggly. There's the waffle kind. I thought doodle was just one type. You got spicy, hot. I thought doodle was automatically soft. I meant like those type of variations, the cheese doodle family. Hers has an Old Bay cheese doodle that you can only get in certain northeast wawa's that is incredible.

The Old Bay crab chips are my favorite chip. If you try the doodle, you'll never go back to the chip. I'm just realizing something right now. If you just summed up my last 12 hours yeah yeah yeah get jerry attracted to me you should be barefoot for this except for all the glass on the yeah this is um an interesting 24 hours for for old boy here oh we got a wardrobe change with mook can you google the different types of doodle? Oh, Mook, the legs. Oh.

Yeah, I think you go back to what you had. No, no. What's wrong with the legs? What's wrong with the legs? Thank God I have sunglasses on. Wait, is that your wound from that long ago? Yes. You're not healing? Oh, my God.

Did you pick the scab too much? You're a reverse Wolverine. Yeah. It just takes you forever to heal. You're a reverse Wolverine. Yeah. It just takes you forever to heal. Yeah. It's never gonna heal. Fucking stink bombs in there too, dude. That was a stink bomb injury. Yeah. Jesus Christ. That's right.

Stink bomb went off. I had to get Brandon my pants. It was so stinky he started bleeding. Was that your tungsten tattoo? Yes, it is. Brandon, there were no other pants that fit Brandon, so I gave him up. Oh, that was nice of you. I thought about taking my tights off and just wearing the shirt

because real talk, my legs are so hairy right now. You didn't need real talk there. No, they're... No, I think Kate's lying. They're horrendously hairy. And I was like, would that be funny? Show us. Would that be funny? It's bad. It's the way they're completely hairless. No, no think Kate's lying. They're horrendously. And I was like, is that, would that be funny? Show us. Would that be funny?

It's bad. It's the way they're completely hairless. No, no, no. Why are you doing this? Why are you talking like this? I'm not letting that slide, man. I tried it. It's bad.

Oh, there's all kinds of cheese doodles. Oh, what? So this actually was a great question. And why did you come up with this question, Stephen, dare I ask? Tons of cheese doodles. Oh, what? So this actually was a great question. And why did you come up with this question, Stephen, dare I ask? I think I'm on cheese doodles. What's your favorite? Crunchy.

Yeah, same. Cheeto? I hate to agree with Shay, but. Oh, you like crunchy. I like the puffs. Puffs get too, I mean, they all kind of get in your teeth, but the puffs get, feel like a little stickier. You're even making a face, man. Your, like, sitting face is different.

I know. Biting your cheeks. I know. I have a confident. Wait, can we do a, can we just have Kyle walk up on the second floor and watch the camera? Yeah, yeah. His head turn.

Yeah, yeah. His head turn. No, just go up there. Just pretend you forgot something. No, I actually don't want that one to talk. No, come on. Come on. Come on. I want to see the reactions to you. Come on.

Chargers released Mike Williams. Oh, he was the one? Mm-hmm. Who have the Chargers gotten? No one. They're in cap hell. Zach Moss, maybe? Who's they're running?

Gus Edwards? They got Gus Edwards? Yeah. Oh, TJ. What time's your game? 5.30. Do you want to watch it with us? Okay.

Oh, you guys are still alive? We're doing our pancake. It's Big Ten tournament. We're doing our pancake stream in the gambling cave tonight. What does that, man? We did a pancakes only bet where we all drafted offensive linemen and the only stat was pancakes. Oh, cool.

Yeah. Okay. And so the loser has to eat. It's like the pancake challenge, the 24 hours, 24 pancakes thing. But we did it. So memes has to do 24. Max has to do 18 PFT has to do 12

I have to do 6 Jake has to do 3 24 pancakes? Well it's hours too So if he's in there for 7 hours He only has to do 17 pancakes Every hour counts as one down But yeah we're gonna watch it there

I'm supremely unconfident so TJ what Oh What Your wrestling team We got one is worn down. But yeah, we're going to watch it there. I'm supremely unconfident. TJ, what? Oh. Your wrestling team. We got one. What do you mean you got one? What a performance at the Big Ten. We got one Big Ten champion.

That's huge for you guys. Where is it? But you have a lot of qualifiers. Where's it taking place? Nationals? No, the Big Ten. The wrestling already happened. Oh, it did?

You're talking about the basketball? When's nationals? Two Saturday weekends from now. Where's that? Kansas City. Okay. Are you going to go? Hell no.

I'll go to Philly next year. Will you come to one of my cousin's meets next year? He loves you. No, I followed his results. He got second at the what tournament? Wetzel. Yeah. He went to States.

He qualified for States? Qualified for States. Do that, Brandon. Wait, what school is he? Chestnut Hill Academy. Oh, private school. Yeah. Yeah.

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The whole damn thing. What was that? It's the forgiving ass fans. It's Ash. Lee. I laughed the same way this time. It's the same shit. Fuck, I didn't, I forgot I...

Those are both tiny and huge at the same time. Why did you dress like that? That I actually put on in my home. That's almost as cool as Blacked Out Kyle in LA. Oh my god. We have that clip. That's my favorite when he walked up. Epic, yeah.

Tanned with an earring? No. Yeah. Yeah. A fake earring? Fake. Yeah. You were in prime form.

How long do we have to do this? It's comforting that I can still do this in 10 years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah oh you just call me old not old but yeah but i always feel you feel like oh you get older you can't do this you can well yeah when i'm doing this exact thing when i'm 50 i would hope you guys are still doing it when i hope we do it forever yeah but like i it will get awkward for me first. Brandon he's already old. Yeah. No it would be weird for me.

No. Not at all. Not getting like you don't think it's a 50 year old when I'm in Jerry's like year you know the 10th anniversary of Feet the Streets. Smooth smoothest pussy. It's fine. It's fine until you like struggle to walk. OK. Kate.

I am actually wearing a back brace right now struggle to walk. Okay. Kate. That's tough. I am actually wearing a back brace right now. Are you? Yeah. The way I consider it, Kyle, is we're the lost boys. We're just never going to grow up. I sincerely hope so. That's just how I envision my whole life. Yeah, I'll grow up.

I have responsibilities as kids, but when I come in between the white lines, like I'm never growing up. No, my job is to be stupid. Every time we're dressed like this or something of the sort, I always think this would be an awful time for a national tragedy. Yeah. We're having to put out.

Oh man. Yeah. We get the breaking news school shooting. Jesus. Sitting here like, Hey guys. Okay. Yeah.

We just want to let you know you're in our thoughts. This is serious. A lot of smoke coming out of the top of the John Hancock building right now. Now's not a time to talk about gun reform. A lot of bodies falling down. Two years ago, this exact time, I was wearing khakis and a Patagonia vest. Yeah, like that sucks. I was so happy that this is it right now.

That sucks. Yeah, I'm just gonna embarrass myself for the rest of my life. I actually think the real answer is when my kids are old enough where they're embarrassed and I might have to take a step back. They're like, Dad, why'd you do that?

When your kids class... Oh my god. Holy shit. Oh my word. Yeah. It's like a neck time. Oh, my word. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. It's like a necktie. He's got a bib on.

Big boss man. Oh, my word. What's up, boys? Big body boss. Like a painted egg. You look awesome. Oh, he does look like a painted egg. It's Easter.

You're good. How short are those if you were to to take the pants i don't know how they wear and expose the singlet they're small what are we looking at that's why i'm wearing shorts my nutsack was hanging out yeah that's bad brandon we were just talking about how kyle was like it's good that you can still do this you know hope we can do this in 10 years like embarrass ourselves like this you're a little older than me is there a moment where you're like i should stop it's not it's not close for me yeah i'm good that's what i wanted to hear yeah no it's not even close to close no i haven't even had one moment where i'm down for whatever i should stop doing that i think that would be the

end if i was like ah i'm too serious for this. That's how you know. Yeah. Can we throw a theme party soon? I miss the, this makes me, this is like, brings back the fun of theme parties. Dressing up for something. Yeah. The only thing's missing is being blackout drunk. Tell you what. I'm down to get blacked out. Titus, you look right.

He looks great. Yeah, he looks great. I feel pretty fucking cool. Kyle and Titus are. I mean, y'all just found it. Yeah. He already had the mustache for this. Yeah.

I am going to just take all this home and one day just randomly show up like this. We'll never suspect it. Wear it for wrestling day. His old homeowner looks through the window. What? What's going on in there? I'm ready. Oh, by the way, you know how this scar started was from when you two wheelbarrowed me on the court.

Oh. During yak basketball. Oh. Asking for it. And I opened up again on the stink bomb. Oh. Okay. How tight are those shoes on you?

They're snug. We haven't played yak basketball in a long time. We haven't. And we have a basketball court. Did you see that little kid go viral the other day playing Yak basketball? Oh, yeah. And Gaz tweeted it out. Yeah.

I love calling travel on little kids. Juices me up. Our wheel sucks, by the way. Yeah. Oh, fuck. We get wet. We're so fucked. We're so fucked.

I wanted to be Kyle. I actually would have loved to be Kyle. I would have loved to be Kyle. Oh, my God. Tomorrow's going to not be a good time. Tomorrow's going to suck. Well, no, we technically have to spin again today. Yeah.

Because we're pre-recording. So if tomorrow there's a reset, then I think the world just eats itself. That happened once, yeah. Oh yeah, when we taped. We had like a reset on a case race or something. Okay. Future problem. Alright, well, the next you see us in these costumes will be Friday's show. Tomorrow

we're back to regular. Tomorrow we'll have some footage from what we're back to regular tomorrow we'll have some uh some footage from what we're about to do oh great as promo for friday great we look great let's go cut some promos yep yeah all right see everyone tomorrow thanks for tuning in please subscribe It's the act. It's the act. Get your straws, yeah, style a tape for a while. It's the act. It's the act.

It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop or do a Yankee swap. It's the act. It's the act. See you tomorrow. Bye.