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Episode Date: July 22, 2025

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Alright, so we got a good show today. We got a lot of people coming through before we do that I wanted to just quickly say I fucked up yesterday having Ella on the show and not listening to her and That was a big mistake by me kind of not like there's no excuse or like, oh, I got confused or anything like that. Just a fuck up. Like that was very stupid. I didn't read the moment.

I didn't listen to her as how I should as her coworker slash boss. Talked to her last night. Talked to her again today. I think we're in a good spot. I actually think it's gonna be a positive because I think sometimes I am not as approachable as I should be and I basically explained to her like hey that was my mistake, I shouldn't have had you on, should have listened to you better and going forward if you

have an issue, a problem, you should feel comfortable coming to me and having knowing it's not going to be content. So we got to a good spot with that. So I apologize to Ella. I apologize to the Yak listeners because that was a weird thing, awkward moment. And I know some people will probably be pissed at me. They'll hold it against me. That's fine.

Because I fucked up. So my bad. Was it just you? I think we all could, most of us could have handled that better. I think we just, I don't know, I think maybe try to lighten it up while it was happening I know a group of us talked to her right after the yeah Just because you saw her uncomfortable and I don't know we all kind of yeah, we handled it poorly Yeah, it was just I did my instincts were just very bad there

Like I was just bad instincts bad listening. So just so everyone knows I Take that very I like I was, I was upset at myself last night. I beat myself up about it because I do want to be someone that can be approached and take serious things serious. So yeah, Ella, I do think this is gonna be good going forward because Ella feels comfortable talking to me. We had a nice long talk today in my office. So it's, it's all good. And, and she's not I like she seems pretty good about it And not like oh, this was a horrific experience, so but apologies to everyone. I apologize as well. I Didn't know you know let me just own it. I was the one I was

Going on I saw was Beach House related through on the shades talked her after I Apologize handled it poorly well. I I appreciate you guys, talked to her after. I apologize, handled it poorly. Well, I appreciate you guys, but it was me and I owned this one. So Brandon, do you wanna apologize for anything? No, I think it was well said by you. I think it was well said by you. It was a tough situation, but you handled it today well

and we all talked to her personally and everything's good going forward. What is this? Fast turnaround. that was the quickest turn around ever. What's what? You're on a different. You're you're not here Can you do the wide cam? This is ridiculous like he's zoom in out of Dom. What's up everybody set up so fast It's so perfect We need to interview like the West Virginia governor Set up so fast So perfect We need to interview like the West Virginia governor

Where's this guy? Yeah, just to have the the change of pace of Brandon Walker here. Mm-hmm. Is that a fuck fuck you Brandon Walker Greg Maddux signed? Yeah, he signed it Fuck you Brandon Walker sure did. Can you walk us through some of these pieces? Oh, well these were, this is going to be shocking to you all, but these were all in my Jeep. That was your Jeep? That's, this is just my Jeep, yeah. A lot of stuff, a lot of jerseys. There's a lot more in your Jeep. There's a lot, no this is not everything that was in my Jeep.

You made Dom stand in front of your Jeep while you rummaged through because you didn't want him to see the inside. Didn't make him do anything. He helped with this. Well, he did this. He didn't help with it. He did it. We did have to make a couple of trips outside

and I didn't want him to be subjected to my Jeep. So I ran out there and yeah, this is my new setup here on the YAK. So welcome to Brandon Walker's Corner on the YAK. How much more is in your Jeep? This is probably half Roughly half. This is such a funny visual way. Keep it on this. I want to take a picture. Yeah So this is my this is my place

Do you feel comfortable? I feel right. I feel at home I feel like this is where I'm going to be for the rest of my career here at Barstool Sports and this is Everything that Brandon Walker becomes. I can't take you seriously when you're sitting in there. Will be with this backdrop behind me. When he does the solo shot, it's so ridiculous. I can't wait to, whenever we have people on the show, I like to talk to them from my corner, and yeah. It's like a whole other set.

It's just a couple shelves. But like, when you're out and we have a guest fill in, that'll be funny too. Well, are we allowing people to sit in? No, definitely not. Okay, all right, all right. Oh, I think we'll- Well then we have to get you a different chair as well.

The next step with this is I think we need to get this whole setup on wheels. So that when Brandon's not here, we can just, and yeah, when he's like, when we ask him to go ask someone we wheel it behind Yeah, I think the whole motorized setup The I will add more to it. This is not everything I'd like to display, but it's a lot of it Got some stuff good Greg Maddox over here saying fuck you Brandon Walker got some Larry Bird accoutrement

Over here. You'll come Noah joke him Noah is right there got some braves Got some stuff man. Just got some stuff. Yeah, what's your favorite piece in there? Probably the Greg Maddux? Signed personally to me fuck you Brandon Walker Do you leave certain stuff in your car because it's less important or there's not room in your house more important? I bet oh It just you know the transition from Jeep to house is quite the ordeal, and it doesn't always just pop out. I can't see you.

I can't see him at all. It's going to make some personal interactions. Can you see him, Keith? Yeah. Keith's the only one. I can see Danny, and I can see Kate. I can see you better than before. You can't see Kyle?

I can't see Kyle. Brandon, who's doing it better than you? Ooh, good question. Are there any pundits more engulfed in doodads? Nobody wait a minute. No way. It's it's a pizza Billy Billy come here real quick Billy Damn second let's go What's up, Pizza Billy? How are you?

Dude, welcome to the Yack. Glad to have you back. Yeah, glad to have you back. Such a quick trip back from LA. I know, man, it was tough. Lines, airports, damn, it's awesome. Have you seen Dante upstairs? Have you seen Dante upstairs?

No, not yet. We should bring him down and fuck with him. We should. Is he here today? Yeah, seen Dante upstairs? No, not yet. We should bring him down and fuck with him. We should. Is he here today? Yeah, I saw him. Oh, he is? Alright, hold on. So you, I was checking my Instagram, what, last night or the night before, and I saw some guy had tagged us in that clip, and then I saw the name, I was like, Billy. I was like, oh my god, it's Billy. So you weren't even aware of this until like...

No clue, no clue. It was like the funniest thing. So yesterday, I'll take you back. Dante and I have actually never met in person. We've just... Wait, wait, wait, before you start, Billy, TJ, can you pull up the clip just so that we give the people the context here? Billy, what's up, man?

Yeah. Who's Billy? Oh no, what is this? Oh, I thought that was Billy. That was very disrespectful. I was like, I'm Josh. Billy? Yeah. Who's Billy? I thought it was Billy. That's very disrespectful. I was like I'm Josh. It's Billy. Yeah, that was Billy the the pizza guy from Talking about you're laughing mischiefly

How much does he look like Billy he looks just like So yeah, so tell us tell us your interpretation when you saw it was weird so I I'm doing a what's for lunch here shortly with with chef Donnie and we're gonna I'm gonna teach you how to make some pizza And so I do pop-ups and collaborations all around Chicago to raise money for the musculatis association I got diagnosed with for muscular dyspnea four years ago. And so Dante, what up dude? How are you? Finally, nice to meet you in person. What's up Josh? So I've done a lot of pop-ups all around Chicago

with some of the Chicago's biggest restaurants and Dante's been following me for a while. We've been DMing for years. We've never met. And he's always wanted to try my pizza. So I shot him a message that, hey, I'm coming to the studio to film with Donnie. Are you gonna be here? He's like, oh, yeah, dude. He's like, did you see the clip? Like what are you talking about? Wait, you guys had never met not in person

I thought when you called Josh Billy, I thought you and Billy were like knew each other for years like kindergarten The way you said Billy And this is your first time meeting in person literally the first time meeting in person I know that we've been we've been internet friends does We've seen we've talked a lot or whether it's been like Twitter or just DMs on Instagram and stuff. And like I said, I've done a lot of, I'm around a lot in Chicago. So like my face and pizza and stuff

and food all around the city has been around a lot. So it's funny, I feel like I know him. But when I saw that clip, it was hysterical. I'm like, what? And then I looked at Josh like, holy wait, he kind of does look like me. Yeah, I'm not that crazy. No, no no it does does look like me. I mean he's got better legs than I do for sure Stronger legs than me, but I immediately I immediately followed him

And I replied to the through the reply to the tweet he followed back and I DM them. I'm like hey, man Did we just become best friends? We got to do like a swap seesapsies where he comes and cooks pizza with you and then you open for him at a comedy show. Oh yeah, I'll do that. Fuck yeah. Well I just got in town, my leg's tired. Oh, fuck yeah.

Unfortunately, he is a stand-up comedian. Oh. Oh, okay, I'll be a sit-down comedian. Oh, there we go. I think it's 2025, man. Good point, Brandon. Who the fuck said that? Brandon and I just met him,

and he's already making leg jokes. You made one, I felt like it was okay. All right, wait, so what's your fun call? Can we post it in the chat? For sure, for sure. So you can follow me on Instagram, the real Billy Z. That's my Instagram. And so I do, I have a pizza, my namesake pizza

that I call the tripping Billy because I lose my balance and fall because of muscular dystrophy I've used that pizza to partner with pizzerias around the city but then I've done sandwiches I've had tacos I've had my own ice cream I've had all sorts of things and I've raised $73,000 for the muscular dissociation the last three and a half years I only got diagnosed four years ago. So I played sports my entire life. I actually produced The Waddle and Sylvie Show.

I was the first producer. Oh, really? I was the first producer of Waddle and Sylvie. I've still- They're the best. Yeah, they're my guys. I worked at ESPN for years here in Chicago. I produced the White Sox World Series in 2005, produced Carmen and Sylvie and eventually

The Waddle and Sylvie Show when it came to life. I did all the audio for the show and I left in 2010, but around the age of 30, I was still playing basketball pickup, you know, but I started losing my balance and falling. And at the time I just chalked up to being 30. I thought this is what happens. You just get old and you just start falling. But as time went on, the falls would happen more often. And I noticed like the muscle mass for my legs getting smaller and weaker. And I knew something was up. So I went to the doctor for the first time in 2016. I got nothing but a bunch of medical bills and no direction. And so I just tried to fight what was going on, but it was really just putting a bandaid on something worse.

And finally, after eight long years, I was diagnosed in March of 2021 with what's called limb girdle muscular dystrophy It is a rare form of the disease that I was born with yet didn't take shape until 30. There's no treatments There's no cures and it's progressive So at age 38 all of a sudden I have to relearn how to live my life with a disability Wow, and it was pretty bananas, but the cool part of my story is I left ESPN in 2010 I'm a naturally creative person and I needed the creative outlet. I didn't have sports anymore pretty bananas, but the cool part of my story is, I left ESPN in 2010. I'm a naturally creative person

and I needed the creative outlet. I didn't have sports anymore. So I joke, I traded my jersey in for an apron and I started teaching myself how to cook and bake. Pizza making became one of my bigger passions. And after a trip to the farmer's market where I joked that I like blacked out and I came back home with five pounds

of shishito peppers for some reason, I made this shishito pepper and corn pizza during the pandemic that I eventually called the Tripping Billy. And I decided to speak out after I was diagnosed to share my story of reinvention through cooking, through food. And I do a lot of cool crossovers with-

Done a lot of awesome collabs. That's awesome. Yeah, it's incredible. It's done about almost 90 pop-ups around Chicago. The Tripping Billy pizza, my namesake pizza, has been been featured at 20 going on 21 different pizzerias including historic partnerships with both p quads and Gino's East I'm the first person to ever do a collaboration with them and also the first non like traditional red sauce pizza. Yeah, so it's cool I've like I joke that I've you know, I really want to set you up with what's up the cross fun guy That's my guy. I literally we've done stuff together John's John's my friend where he's uh, he's helping out with a pop-up next good job Dante

We just set him up Dante's always look out for me. I'm trying to get Dave to go do a review. Oh, I'd love it I'd love it, you know all I want honestly like my story is one it is truly the one-on-one story I was a home cook and I just turned this into something bigger than me but also like I'm also chasing a passion this is what I'm I love to create and you know I love sports that's my passion it's like my old life and new life together so I do like I do a thing during the football season that's uh super popular called Chicago squares where I make a tavern style pizza Chicago pizza inspired by the Bears weekly opponents

Whoever they play I make a pizza based on that that city's cuisine. So like they're playing Green Bay I'm obviously doing like a beer brat and you know, Miller highlight pizza or something, you know And I do I do that every single week and that's kind of taken off and and it's a fun way to kind of like merge The old life a new life together. But um, yeah, I've raised 73,000 now for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, who is the largest non-for-profit, non-government agency trying to find a cure for muscular dystrophy for ALS and other neuromuscular diseases. And I'm unique where I'm used to being in front of a camera and in front of a microphone. It was my career. And when I was first diagnosed,

it hit me like a ton of bricks. I was fixated on loss, everything I couldn't do. But now it's like weirdly, I believe I was just put in this position it was supposed to happen for me for a reason, to be the voice for the voiceless. For people that don't have a platform in disability. Yeah, wow.

That's an awesome story. Thank you guys, I appreciate you. And I I do stand up to and you do look like Josh Why can't we you're gonna cook with Donnie right? Yeah, we're gonna make some pizza here. We're gonna try it Yeah, for sure. Yeah, and I loved it. You were in the works with him before The yak episode right so you were coming here and do it. Yeah All of this is just it's just it all started honestly So wanton Don has been following me for a while, too So we he brought me in like a month ago, but you guys were in Arizona like it was cleared

I was like five o'clock is back gala. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes We hung out I brought my trippingpping Billy pizza in for Donnie. He showed me the place and he connected me with Donnie. And yeah, it's just cool. I just love bringing eyes and ears through stuff that I'm passionate about. Put your pinky down. Dante, did you just raise your hand while you were picking it out? So when this went down here, was that two weeks ago or last week?

It was last week. Last week. And I didn't hear from you. I was like, oh, he's probably pissed And then when you DM me yesterday, I was like, oh, this is gonna be him being like hey fucker No, not at all. So my balls and then you were like, yeah, I'm coming in tomorrow to cook with Donnie I was like awesome. We got a like joke around about what happened last week, and he was like what are you talking about and I was like wait You didn't see the clip No, no, I don't know how no one met like I sent that to you. I don't even know it was very very funny And it was cool. It's just like things happen for reasons

Yeah, you know it really does and just like it works in a weird way you put out good times Yeah, shit just happened good time. I'm pumped to finally get to watch you Yeah, like I'm excited. I'm yeah I'm excited to be here. This place is like the first time on when Don took me through It's it is just like Rob Dyrdek's fantasy. Yeah, it's unreal and oh, yeah, I I want to do this So I can't I can't run or jump the gauntlet. Yes badly. I maybe not today because I did Unfortunately with muscular disney my legs can give out at random this. So I can't run or jump. The gauntlet? Yes, badly. Maybe not today, because I did, unfortunately with muscular dystrophy, my legs can give out at random times.

I was actually, amidst all this fun stuff that was happening yesterday, excitement for today, my leg gave out when I was walking my dog, and I fell, and I dislocated my big toe. I've done this literally eight times in the last four years now. I'm like Rambo, dude, I just pop it back in it's crazy

But I want to do this. Yes, I I can't run or jump. I still can shoot anywhere on the court flat-footed Soccer might be tough for me kicking might be a little weird might you just use my cane just bonk the ball I work on I swear to God I can probably beat a lot of the people that I see Fun way to raise awareness. Yes, yes. Thank you guys. Alright, well thank you so much Billy. Thank you. Yeah, yeah.

Nice meeting you. Have fun. Yes, thank you. We're excited to try it. Shishito peppers and corn? Not this one today. I want to make the classic. I'm going to do like tavern style thin crust, but I'm doing like sausage and giardiniera.

But I will plan a day and make my namesake Tripp and Billy for you guys. I'll bring it in Thanks guys. Hey great meeting you Billy. Yeah, thank you Billy So want on don text me when he came in he was like you have to ask him to run the gauntlet I was like fuck you No, where it is open invite whenever you're whenever you're feeling good enough to do it. You're you're invited to come do it All right, they meeting you. Thanks so much Dante what did you tell me when you you said he was here? You're like we need to get a side-by-side with him and Alex

Who's Alex he said only Alex was here? Get out there's oh, I told you not to call not to bring this up He told you not to bring he said something about Alex I said Alex who's Lewis light switch no Josh I Just how you called him Luke What I love to be inside this job? Was here, I'm just an idiot. I'm an I think he meant Josh, okay Yeah, you thought his name was Lewis the cavey turned it was what he took like three steps. I'm turning around wait

Yes, I see a nice guy yeah, the best yeah great great guy. I'm so I'm glad that he I mean, what do you don't talk like we met him before you look right? Yeah? You dude You never met him all right see you Dante. Thank guys wait TG. Can you go back to? To the the shot where you had us all three on the side And you have like the court Holy shit wait with Brandon which is great. Did you realize who that was? Brandon which is great. Did you realize who that was? Oh

Just all the fucking with Brandon zoomed in on the no on the left. It was so funny. It literally Nice you to zoom in brand new completely different place. Yeah, thanks for having me guys. Oh man. Hey Eddie. What's up? How we doing? Yeah, do you good? Really good pizza Billy eats a bill here. He does look like Josh, right? Yeah I can see where he would make them say especially if he's ever met him in person Dante's also an idiot. Yeah Oh, yeah, it took an idiot to do it, but I could see why I did it right a Non-idiot would maybe look twice before he says hey Billy not so confidently. Yeah. Hey, are you are you Billy? There would have been a non-idiot? Who did this

Built this Dom Dom and Wyatt. Oh, yeah, it's quick. He did it fast. Well had a jeep full of stuff This is where this is where Dom is like the best because it's like all of our dumb ideas Just like that like we would have have, we had that idea, we would never would have. I forgot about it. We would have put up one little shitty like thing and been like look Brandon it looks cool. Now this is awesome. Is it? I guess the question.

Well I had a question. Now what do we do? I think it's ever growing. I think we extend it toward the court. Oh I like that. Through Nick? Long what? No I think deep. You have to walk down a hallway. Yeah it toward the court. Oh, I like that through Nick long. Why no, I think deep you have to walk down a hallway My question was is how sturdy is it? No, Dan?

I'm just asking a question and it's sturdy Dan. I'm doing this for you guys But I'm just asking y'all aren't even in this room with me Kyle. Do you think it's sturdy? I don't Dan Kyle Kyle. I'm so we have to test Kyle. I'm so nice to you Pleasantries all the time. What if there was an earthquake? I told you I liked your t-shirt. It's just a white shirt That just yeah now you should But Brandon the compliment was that's more than just a white shirt. Yeah, you know it. Oh, yeah That's that's a $70 shirt, and you know it is a was sincere. That's a $70 shirt. And you know it is. It's a nice shirt.

It's a good looking shirt. Sneeze, Brandon. I can't sneeze on command. Try it. Achoo. We got a royal here today. Should we get him in here, Steven? By the way, we should also mention,

so obviously everything I said at the top, the Steven Chay golf stuff should have been the story yesterday I fucked that up, but his tweet last night. Oh Dan was so fucking funny. I don't know what it was. No, man. He I think he's tightest miss days Like the last minutes. No, he had a tweet about 15 minutes ago. That's just as funny as that one Okay. Well, I want to see the one from last night. Then we'll see the one from 15 minutes ago. He It just kept on going. Yeah. He said that the one bad part about his golf game and then here we'll

pull it up. It's maybe unintentionally the funniest thing. Steven says, All right. The thing about my golf game is that I slice my driver pretty often. I'm not super comfortable hitting with woods or hybrids. My five or six irons are inconsistent. Seven to nine are solid Pitching wedge and Sam wedge are fun for loft, but I struggle chopping these I putt this ball. I'm also just okay Damn, that's the perfect description thing about my golf game, and then he listed nine Things that's the entirety of the things that's all of the things

things You fix that you're good things You fix that you're good Yeah, you get over that one hurt one little one thing yeah if I get Anywhere close where putting is even a consideration. I will put it, but you're just okay. No problem Yeah, all right Vinny's here Vinny come on in you can't speak with all like draft analysis. Yeah Vinny Pascontino from the Royals, Kansas City Royals. Nice pants. What's up Vinny? Cool pants. Those are cool guy pants.

Yeah. Those are pants I couldn't pull off. No. Free too. Oh, they're free? Free. Oh, fuck it. Here, put the mic right in front of your face.

Free pants has to be a huge perk. Yeah, I love free pants. Yeah. Free pants are the best pants. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. How's it Yeah, I love free pants. Yeah. Free pants are the best pants. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. How's it going, man? Good game last night.

Thank you. Killed the Cubs. Somebody had to sacrifice an O for last night. It was me, but I'll take it for the big one. Do y'all wear those uniforms a lot? Yeah. Those are sick uniforms. Yeah, they're really good.

We wear them every Saturday. And then just randomly, they'll be up in our locker, and we're wearing them again. That's your best looking uniform. Yeah. Those are sick uniforms. Yeah, they're really good. We wear them every Saturday, and then just randomly they'll be up in our locker and we're wearing them again. That's your best looking uniform. Yeah. Yeah. Those are incredible looking uniforms. Yeah, they're great uniforms.

And you guys are back in the race. Back in the race. Four and a half hours. Four and a half hours. Yeah. That's gotta feel good. Feels really good. Yeah.

Getting right to August. Kyle, you got some questions for Vinny? Oh, where are you from? Richmond, Virginia. Ah. With a name like mine, it doesn't really make sense that I'm from Virginia, but I am. So they don't have Italians. No, you might have the most Italian name possible. Thank you. I appreciate that. Pasquentino. What's the middle name? Joseph. Oh, yeah. First name's Vincent. Vincent Joseph. Vincent Joseph

Pasquentino. My dad picked it out of a name book Was it a sopranos cast list I Was at a Winn-Dixie a phone really the grocery grocery store. He picked it up went in it fucking you know Wait, what's his name Dennis? Well, so my my grandfather is also Dennis But his family super Italian like if you look up Pascuantino on Google the one of the first things that will come up Is Pascuantino versus the United States? Okay, we've got some former issues in the family What I believe they were trying to smuggle either cigarettes and alcohol to Canada or from Canada

Oh my god, you're the wikis Oh that's Italian You were alive for this Wait yeah, this isn't that far back I was gonna guess way longer This was a recent battle My grandfather's been to the supreme court Just to watch, he wasn't involved

But he always talks about Wait what? That's separate? Wait you Court just to watch he wasn't he wasn't involved, but he always talks about Wait you can just go watch the Supreme Court apparently he said there was two securities It was pretty epic. He said he always talks about Clarence Thomas. Just sitting there. Mm-hmm That's what he loved about his Clarence Thomas. Just sitting that's what those guys do just at the end He just said like three words, and then the case was over wait you almost won you do realize Wait, what was the case? I? Don't know what the case so you realize how ridiculous the sentences you just put together You're like yeah, we have a Wikipedia my family versus United States and my grandfather went to the Supreme Court

But just a visit just a visit Was he trying to be like I don't know if you can just visit the Supreme Court. I don't know he was there And if he if this is how I find out he was lying to me. I'm gonna freak out Wait what so what happened with the case they lost five four I believe is win over your game Oh this case yet, so this was yeah five for decision. Yeah, what was the case for you guys? Yeah, wait This is wait, so you're I'm confused did your family's case go to the Supreme Court I

think But like but your grandfather saw a different case of this no no, oh is that case But it was like because it was like his family got it. He went so now that makes more sense He was a support. Oh, he was there supporting the family. He was a principal involved. No, no, no No, no, no, he's good. He's got it. All right. You could see where we got confused easily I'm confused. Yeah, we could get confused everywhere. Yeah Wait, so where'd you go to high school James River High School, Richmond, Virginia, Midlothian, Virginia. Oh, Midlothian Yeah, did you hit up the what was it the putt-putt fun center?

Are you asking me this cuz you know some history on me or you still yeah, cuz if my dad is a putt-putt national champion So my face the United States as well yeah, it was like 1992 he junior It's like on the pro putters Association website it was like 1992 my dad's a national champion. He worked there my brother worked there my little family I don't know exactly where he won There's a lot of my family history that I know but actually don't really know a whole lot about I know that they happen But don't know any details. Do we have video of your dad? We know no cuz we've watched old putt-putt challenges. It's awesome It's the best like when I was in high school. We got back into it every Tuesday at the pop up fun center

There's a tournament was he bummed that you chose baseball over putt-putt I think a little bit and I never worked at the pop-putt either which I think was a think where you could have been I know it's a disappointment to my entire family Big trophy in his house. There's a lot of trophies in the house Yeah, they're my mom doesn't let him have them out, but they're they're there You also recently realize that the internet sucks during the I remember your live tweeting during the home run derby and You're you found out that the internet sucks. Yeah But I was drunk so it didn't

that the internet sucks. Yeah, but I was drunk so it didn't matter. Yeah. You tweeted, oh, I'm Cal Raleigh. I hit a lot of home runs. I hit from both sides of the plate. I play the most valuable position. I have one of the coolest nicknames in sports. Screw you, man.

Clearly a joke. And it felt like, oh, that was you. And everyone was like, what the fuck, dude? That's a high compliment. Yeah. Yeah, I was saying very nice things about him. And also the most clear joke ever. Yeah.

Being like, here's all the compliments fuck you do even Because we have this like weird mini rivalry with the Yankees. That's not a rivalry, but Jazz has said some things Mikel has said some things who's our third baseman So jazz hit in the home run derby I was tweeting about everybody and he took the first few pitches and the thing with the Yankees is like they're very selective Team like they they don't chase much So I say oh jazz adopting the strategy not swinging and the thing with the Yankees is like they're very selective team like they they don't chase much So I say oh jazz adopting the strategy not swinging in the home run derby It's a compliment to the right even I mean just getting ripped. I'm like alright can't win

Yeah, you cannot win on the internet. That's a fact Yeah, it's tough, but it's good night good home run derby except for the way that Cal advanced to the next round Yeah, it should have been a swing off agree. There should have been a swing off. Agreed, there should have been a swing off. Should have been a swing off. Yeah, Brent Rooker got screwed. Yeah, screwed. I'll be back here. So, yeah, that sucked.

And Rooker's a good friend of mine too. So, it's been cool to see that happen. Oh yeah, Memphis, right? Nope. No, not Memphis. Nope. He lives in Memphis. He does.

Yeah. He went to Mississippi State. Mississippi State, that's what it is. He and I are great friends. He won the Triple Crown down there, they had in 2016. Yeah, you and I talked often good year one time Yeah, it was a good year. Yeah the time you talked. Yeah. Yeah, we talked once. Why don't you give him a text? I don't have his number But I have his DM. There you go. Perfect. You think at some point you'll think about it's eating all these hot dogs and beers During the game today. Well, I'm not playing tonight and I heard you guys are in left field. So I'll have a great view

Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be good That's a ridiculous amount of hot dogs and beer you guys are so I have to go through if it's if it's not a close game And there's just no way for you to get me, you know, like 7th or 8th inning just just ease out there And there's just no way for you to get me you know like 7th or 8th inning just just ease out there Yeah, just yeah, why not why not head on out? We got to walk through the concourse out of the locker room anyway to get to the bus just go out and visit Yeah, it's perfect. I'd I'd be in I don't think it'll be allowed, but I'm in I like it Kyle you got a question. Do I have a question? Um are you a sandwich guy? Yeah, but like who's not a sandwich guy depends

on what my boy Nick you don't like sandwiches at all body rejects body doesn't like it what part of the same or what most important part tough to eat sandwiches with no bread breadless sandwich what's that salad yeah it's a salad hey have you ever been to what is it the Calister's deli I'm a pot belly guy okay that's the chain yeah yeah one of these days Kyle you could have had the chain and that'll be so sweet oh man why didn't you say pot belly yeah McAllister's is fine but pot belly is my go-to but have you been there yeah I've been there it'll get the job done in a in a pinch the pick two is what I'd get at McAllister's I think where'd you play minor league ball? Everywhere.

Burlington, North Carolina. Team doesn't even exist anymore. As a professional team, it was the Burlington Royals, now it's the Burlington Sock Puppets. A lot of furniture. They became the sock puppets. From Royals to sock puppets? It sounds like a innuendo.

It's a collegiate summer team. That whole league is now. Yeah, there they are. That's a good logo. That's pretty good. That's tough to go to war with the sock puppets But the cool thing about that team is three fourths of our starting infield was on that team was on the sock They were all sock puppets. We were all Royals that are now sock puppets. Yeah Do you claim the Royals of the sock puppets? You got it? I claim the Royals Well, could you be a paid by them that makes yeah, so I claim the Royals. Well, because you get paid by them, that makes sense. Yeah, so I claim the Royals.

But yeah, that's where I got my dog was in Burlington. Weird decision that I made to rescue a dog while playing rookie ball. Yeah, you were popped. So he lived with my wife at college. German Shepherd, 90 pounds, but was living in a college house. So the most inconvenient dog possible.

Yeah, but we did it. Still kicking it, so. Yeah, still doing it. 2020, didn't play, worked at a burger shop. Didn't get invited to any of the alternate sites. What burger shop? It was called Burger IM, Burger Eam. Which one?

The Muslim? I don't know, I don't know. I saw an advertisement for a job listing so I went for an interview first an only job interview I've ever been on I was super nervous so this was 2020 Yeah, and you weren't even you took a hiatus from baseball Yeah, cuz we didn't play the major league but I was in the minors so they had like alternate site camps But I wasn't good enough to get invited so I stayed at home Worked I thought I was making nine dollars an get invited. So I stayed at home, worked.

I thought I was making $9 an hour and found out I was making eight an hour, so that sucked. Nine would have been so much better. That's pretty crazy that like five years ago you were making $8 an hour. Yeah, I remember watching opening day, it was Yankees Nationals, nobody's in the crowd. I think Jim Carlistan hit one like 600 feet to left center.

I'm like actively cooking a burger He's hitting a homer so that was pretty cool. Do you know like all the money's comments only a matter of time No, that's why I was working at the burger shop Word yeah got my degree so I was good Then 2021 I played for the Quad City River Bandits in Davenport Favorite favorite town have a good-ass diner right by the state. Yes, they do breakfast skillets Yeah, we went there almost every day really what you get the skillet No other option best part about that place was is we got a house and it ended up turning into like a college house

where it was four guys, every Sunday, so you have every Monday off in the minor leagues, so every Sunday night we basically just have parties. Oh, you ever paint Bettendorf red? Bettendorf got painted red, yeah. Yeah, that's a good town. Then I went to- Solid. good town then I went to solid Yeah, then I went to Northwest Arkansas

Basically free ill there's springdale we lived in Fayetteville though That place was good, and then the next year went to Omaha, Nebraska Great place those are like three good cities it gets a lot worse well the problem with Omaha's. It's really Papillion and good cities it gets a lot worse well the problem with Omaha's it's really Papillion and it's better than Bellevue it's but not by much it's a great place but the stadiums on a lot of land and there's just nothing around there's nothing around that's Nebraska for you and the locker room is in left field so you can't go into the locker room during the game which is tough. But then Omaha to Kansas City. Omaha to Kansas City.

Yeah, Kansas City is really cool. I got a dumb question. Like it? Yeah. I got a dumb question for you. Do they ever play Royals and Chiefs games at the same time? Not since I've been there. It's happened over the past like six years.

I think it happened once. For like playoffs? Playoffs. Yeah. I think the Royals played during the day and the Chiefs played at night. I've heard it's just an absolute Yeah, cuz they're right next to each. Yeah, like we share the the tunnel we walk in we share with the Chiefs I can only imagine what it's like on it. Yeah on a day. We're both aren't you guys hosting the World Cup. Yeah, that's gonna be chaos I would think we'd be on the road for like three weeks

next year at some point, like in a row, but who knows? I don't know what they're gonna do for that. Yeah. So yeah, we'll see. Yeah. Good questioning. Good questioning, Kyle. That's all I got.

Can I see your necklace again? Oh yeah. I admired it when you came in. Oh, thank you. I can't believe your dad's name's Dennis. Yeah, well and so my brother His name is Zach I think I was gonna be Dennis the third

He do you think your dad regrets that like he's like I could have had my name in the big leagues I don't think I'm in the big leagues if my name is Dennis I don't think I'm in the big leagues if my name is Dennis Everything I actually get that's a good point because that definitely I do think names matter names matter Yeah, like I'd he works for the state of Tennessee. I'd probably be a teacher or work. Yeah, you know like I think that a Decent portion of Joey Harrington not working out in the NFL is cuz he didn't drop the Y Joe Harrington yeah Yeah. Yeah. Like Joey's not, you can't, you know? Joey Burrow. Like imagine if it was Joey Montana.

Oh, right. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. Yeah. Names do matter. Here's the necklace. Was it your teammates that gave you the nickname and then you just really? It was Ryan O'Hern who's on the Orioles.

He just started calling me Squatch one day, and then it turned into PassQuatch, and then the team very much so bought into it, so then I bought into it too. And you got the gold Sasquatch. I got the gold Sasquatch. They gave these away at games. Oh, really? Whenever I get on base, a Sasquatch roams left field.

Oh, that's awesome. That's incredible. Like I have a mascot, which is insane. That's awesome. And that doesn't happen if you're Dennis, right if you're Dennis So glad my name is Vinnie, yeah, but you know Dennis great name now great name. Have you been back to the burger? So I gotta get on base more though employed

That was a lot of pressure on you. That video is videos the first I looked up. I was like what? They didn't tell me So I found out when everybody else found out too. How many dingers you got this year 15? I'm on Zach's team. Oh We gotta get you a picture. I followed him on Twitter. He didn't follow you back. Follow me back. Oh wow Get him in here real quick. I thought that was a little bit fucked up. Yeah. Tiny bit.

Cause I saw his Twitter and the top thing was a retweet of me hitting a homer. So I was like, I'll follow this guy. Nope, nothing. Yeah, he picked, you're not, the team's not last, Steven Che's last. Yeah. So that's good.

Yeah and I'm working on it. 15's a decent amount of dingers. I was leading the team until Sal has hit like 10 in the past week. I think I think he's leading the team now You guys hit a lot last night. Yeah Yeah That was Wait, did you say something? No, i'm just over here. Oh, here's Zach real quick. There he is. Hey, Zach. Sit down. Do you know? Um who this is right here?

How are you doing? Good. How are you doing, man? Good, how are you? Do you know who it is? Talk in the mic. What was that? Do you know who he is? I'm Zach, it's nice to meet you. No, do you know who he is?

I'm terrible with names. Okay, do you know anything about him? Do you know anything? He's on your team. What position are you running? First base. First base? Have you hit any dingers this year yes great great job

How to feel really good no good yeah, I still know it is you like you got a lot left in the tank you're moving Which cross the goal on your team I don't want I don't be disrespectful Put the name is Dennis From Virginia never met your dad, but I this pie great guy. Yeah, yes plays on the Royals burger. I am yeah You got a game coming up? Awesome yeah, I love that these guys the great hitters right just start naming some of the names on your team I love his ability. Who'd you draft? What's up? I would have to I'd have to go back to the back to the board I know exactly who I dream one person. I have a royal Bobby

My ladder the list and guess what is Bobby quit jr. Oh Man, this is don't worry. No, you're good. I apologize for not knowing up front. I shouldn't know no That's okay. Tell me you don't follow me on Twitter isn't on me. Yeah, he followed you and following back. I gotta get better Twitter I'm not good at Twitter. You're good at retweeting a video of me hitting Homer If I dated look is a bomb Did you hit those yeah, that's right. I appreciate you hitting those yeah, I appreciate you picking me. I appreciate you I appreciate you picking me. I appreciate you Go on Zack you got it. He's not on do you did you say he didn't have to do that? He didn't have to what else was he gonna do he could have made him like a press conference been like I do not want to

be on Amanda trade wait do you accept being on a scene? I do I appreciate that Vinny very much I demand a trade. Wait, do you accept being on this team? I do. I appreciate that Vinny very much so. Yeah! There we go! You follow him back on Twitter? I do. Yes. Okay. A lot of people did think that my Twitter was a parody account that night, especially two. Yeah. Because I don't tweet a lot during the season. When football comes back on I do, but that was a good night. You should lean into it and be your own parody account. Just tweet wild shit

Alright, thanks Zach. Thanks. Zach. Hey nice to meet you man. Nice to meet you as well. Yeah. Yeah hit some more dingers, right? He needs to hit more dingers not you. Oh, hey, that's beautiful Nice manager and player meeting for that first time. That's right. All right, Vinny, are you ready for the gauntlet? I think so. All right, do you need any tips or watched it? So I go, I've never seen it. Okay, so then we'll tell you everything.

Okay. Cornhole, you'll have Brandon out there and Steven Che helping. Cornhole, a shot on goal, so there's three balls. Do we have all three balls? Yeah, we have all three balls. So those three balls right there, you shoot on goal, there's a goalie. If you miss the goal, if you miss like scoring, you can, with the first three shots, you can shoot from anywhere. So you can go up like right next to me. So I'm shooting from where the balls are? Correct. And then

once you shoot those three, we'll help you get rebounds and you can shoot from anywhere. Home run, so there's the wiffle ball bat and the balls right there and that, in that you see that the red bat right there sticking out weird that my hands are starting to sweat you a Little bit no actually no not weird at all. I'm way more nervous about this yes So you got to hit a home run which is just above this where this studio is so you can't hit the ceiling just nice I heard go one hand. Yeah, just nice and easy then you got to throw a football through the body armor hole see that Neither one. Yep, either one then you got to hit a three-pointer on each side Yep, you gotta hit one three-pointer on this side then go down there hit another three-pointer then you sit back down and you're gonna do Sporkle trivia. Yeah. Have you seen the trivia? No, let's give him a

Trivia look real quick so he can see it. There's a lot of baseball players who've done this. Alright, so when this trivia comes up, all you got to do is get 10 total. You can jump around to any topic. You don't have to, like, you can just ignore. So, like, let's see this one. So if I said Chris Paul LeBron James yeah gosh you can skip around yep that counts as three different answers oh that well that one I don't know what just happened there what you James James James the ultimate James yeah but you can jump around you can jump around to any of the topics seven James's so just go we'll help you with that won't be these questions

Yeah, won't be these questions, but we'll help you will be like hey look six NBA players hit ten threes You know I mean like Steph Curry you just rip off and then you go to the next one and all you do is get Ten answers total Okay, am I running do guys run? Light jog we appreciate hustle. Yeah light jog. What does Zach think? Zach What does he do? He probably does he think he probably would like? I don't think so we have Sean Burke and the White Sox has the highest MLB score

Sean Burke yeah, see these are all that we've had a lot of baseball players Zach Agnos. Yeah, you guy How'd you do? Two hits I work out with them in the office. Yeah, So it was a fun one. He was very unhappy with me Just don't be that guy won't do the derby for you guys, huh? Yellich yeah He's going to you know the stakes Yeah, what are the stakes? I don't I don't care to say Did you see we had Rob Manfred on yesterday? I couldn't believe he did it.

Yeah, and we were trying to push hard to do an age restriction on the Derby. It should be 30 and younger. You gotta get the young guys involved. He had no idea what we were talking about. He also did not like when I was like, can I just pitch you an idea, like trust me? And he's like, yup, no bad ideas.

And I was like, okay, great,id month. And he was like, no. City wants and Bob Kendrick, Kendrick, who is the president of the, the Negro league museum. He was, they were doing like a something for the stadium. Manfred was there. Bob was talking and was talking about satchel page or somebody who's talking about him using snake oil to To get healthy and Manfred immediately got up. I'm like, please don't use that Listen I don't think he outright said no to steroid month I think he was just maybe he didn't like you spoiled something that he was about to announce

Yeah, and if it's a fun imagine if you're just like hey guys August steroid juice up. Yeah get juiced Just go for it. I'm not the most I don't know the whole lot about steroids But I don't know if one month would do the trick. I think maybe you ramp up in like you need time Yeah, we like August is gonna be the steroid month, but I don't know anything about sir. Yeah, it'll be April then yeah Yeah, you're right good point good point. That's a really good point. Yeah, you can do all offseason Yeah, and just be like hey when do you have to stop at the end of April? Yeah, like the first test the first test would be like ten days into May. Yeah, gotta be clean gotcha Can you get it out of your system in 10 days? Yeah, probably I wouldn't know

All right ready Vinny, let's do it. I'm gonna take my stuff out of my pockets am I coming right back to this seat Yeah, yes, if you do me at home. I see your chain. I will know good. seems good all right cool I shoot left-handed I'm gonna take the watch off all right what are you going for the record or what or just a decent score I try to live in the middle, but if I don't break the good record, I might as well break the bad record. Who's the worst? Baseball. I think it's Skeens. Pretty bad. I think it's Skeens. That's I mean that makes you feel pretty good that that guy's bad at something. Gunner and Skeens, wow. Anthony Veneziana, huh? He was with us. Oh, yeah. He went to Coastal.

All right. God, the whole Marlins team came in here and did it, huh? Damn near. It was whole school. A few good squads came through. I'm gonna bring the Royals in. Please. Yes. We've got a bunch of young guys, too.

Yes. Bring some sock puppets. They got Rich Hillpitch in today? That's a big old squad. Oh, yeah. Really? Yeah. 20 years ago, he made his debut

This is 14th team 14 teams How old is he? Oh man He's 45 right? You said? Is he Brandon's age? Might be I wouldn't be totally shocked

if Jamie Moyer just started throwing again. Yeah, yeah Yeah, Rich Hills. That's nuts. He has to love baseball dick mountain. I remember nickname to Jesus it's crazy. I remember oh five dude. It's crazy I like stories like that cuz now that I'm in my 30s it gives me that fake sense of like oh look at me I've still got time I could be in the MLB if I want you guys know that's a dream of mine. Kate's 40 and podcasting How brave. All right, you ready Vinny? I'm gonna say three two one go and then you'll start Do we think the pants are gonna hurt him? The pants might hurt. The pants might hurt. A lot of drag. All right, tell me when TJ

Ready? 3, 2, 1, go. All right. Vinny. Ooh. I actually like his throw. I think he's going to get one of these. I think he's going to get one of these.

Oh, no. Force fields up. There we go. Here it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. Oh, hello. Oh, should we make a Rick roam upstairs as the set swatch?

There it is. Yeah. There it is. It's got a good time going. What's Brandon doing? Brandon, what the fuck? Brandon thought he was, Bro thought he was about to fall. Oh! A crispy snap of the neck.

Oh. He's a big boy. Nice. Trivia time. Great time going. Let's rip these. Trivia time, great time going. Let's rip these. Eight NFL wide receivers with five or more 100 catch seasons.

Wait, what? I'm just, 10 teams in. White Sox, Red Sox. There you go. Keep talking to the mic. White Sox, Red Sox. Oh, 11 states to border Canada. That one's easy.

Calvin Johnson. Is he in there with the wide receiver Andre Johnson. Yeah 11 states to border Canada 11 states that border Canada Michigan. Yeah, here we go, North Dakota. Yep, Washington Fuck Connecticut no, that's not nearly up to Vermont. Why am I out of breath? No, you're good. You're good. Yes Tenty dr. Seuss Great Adam Sandler movies with inch with love interests with initials VV so the classics

What 50 first dates or something? No for fast food restaurants owned by yum brand Kfc yeah How many am I at you have one more you need one more Ten teams in mlb nba nhl nfl that don't end with s Oh, fuck that should be way easier than i'm making it You got it We just went through this name fast food restaurants TJ saying McDonald's fucking Taco Bell

There it is 241 I'll take it. I feel really good about how I shot a basketball really good That's for the that's for the coach that cut me in high school. There you go cut heat magic jazz thunder avalanche lightning wild cracking There you go. Cut. Heat, magic, jazz, thunder, avalanche, lightning, wild, cracking. That was a good time. I feel good about it. You should. Right in the middle, right where I wanted to be.

Yeah. Perfect. Actually, more than, better than the middle. You're towards the top, yeah. Yeah, you're towards the top. You're top, top 15. Not what you wanted. Right behind us. What did A- did a route say everybody likes fives That's where I want to be that's what he said. That's he said nobody likes tens nobody likes ones. He's never been with a five

No, he was talking about a slight of Jennifer Lopez Yeah Everyone likes fives all right right. Oh, 70. I'm taking it. Yeah. I have 100. Brandon Marshall, right? No, it's more than 100.

Way more than 100. Hundreds. Hundreds. Who's the worst? Jeff D'Lo. Another sass. Another sass, he quit. Oh, he quit?

Yeah. Jeff D'Lo. He quit. Well, he quit doing it. He did not finish. Oh. Right there with Kyle Long. Yep.

Alex Caruso, NBA champ, Kyle Stowers. You're in a Kyle sandwich. Oh, you are Kyle. Holy shit. Right where I was. And Kyle Teals right there, too. Wow. Look at you.

But I do feel good about basketball. Yeah. No, you had a good showing. There was nothing that was also like really bad That's that's really what you're going for is like not having one of the things be like, oh my god The football is nerve-racking though because I throw like shit Like I legitimately have a baseball. No look at my baseball savant page. I have the worst arm in the big league Well now it's how is that measured how do you check that off hold on now the problem is that I play first base and it like

When we flip the ball to pitchers and stuff it counts that as velocity so But look at the Right there You need to juice that up you need to like whenever there's a guy on third, just randomly throw home. So they had told me initially that it also counts throws back to pitchers from pick-offs. And it would count after a play when you throw the ball around. So I just started launching the ball.

Just like, all right, I'm going to get this number up. I don't want to be one. I think that's a cool thing to be yeah, so it's cool, but your arm is actually bad I Don't throw the most efficiently like I throw the best from underneath. Yeah. Well. That's all you need It's all I need yeah, so if I were to ever play outfield which I never will I'd have to throw over the top, and I don't know if I could do that You need to talk to your manager and get you in a blowout. I tried to pitch last night.

I went up to him. John Birdie pitched for the Cubs, but I think you have to be up by 10 for the winning team to have a position player. Sorry. Is that a rule? Yeah, it's something, it's like eight. I didn't know that was actually a rule.

I didn't know there were rules about it either. They changed it. Are they unwritten or are they written? No, they're written. If you're down by eight, I believe a position player can throw and I think you have to be up by ten But I went up to our manager and it's like hey, I'm providing nothing offensively Can I close?

Something for the game, but knowing me I would have given up like six rounds or something We would have actually had to bring in our real clothes And I would have blown it that way so it worked out Yeah, I would have been a hell of a stat line like a like an infinity e ra And yeah for five yeah, that would have been tough is this so this is a oh starting in 2023 wow I? Did not know by at least eight runs at any point team winning by at least ten runs in the ninth inning I actually think if you could throw a position player more often teams would score less runs Yeah, because they pitched a contact. It's so hard to write off a position player. Hey Steven. This is not a win for you. There's no

How is this a win for you the whole thing started with you're like, why would you put them in? Right, maybe I was just following the rules. What no you know, no you said it makes no sense to put them in Maybe I was unaware of the rule No, I'm you said it makes no sense to put him in maybe I was unaware of the rule No, I'm not letting you take this another one another one for the books you get wins everywhere. This one is not a win How in like what world is this a win for you? We were all unclear on the rules We never talk about his other tweet, oh yeah, all right well Vinny. Thanks so much. This was awesome Really appreciate it. Thank you. Good luck. Maybe luck. Maybe not tonight and tomorrow, but good luck the rest wait real quick What's your most sought-after single game feat that you haven't achieved yet? Oh have you done a cycle? No, have you done? I have three triples in my career. Have you done a golden sombrero? I

Don't want to answer that because I do believe in like but no. Okay. All right. I've struck out three times I believe four times in my career. Okay. Multi home run games. Once or no twice the earlier this year and last year against Detroit. I'm going to grant Arizona's Zach had already drafted me. So I got two for him. Nice. Man man, I I've never been thrown out on a stolen base. That's what I'm most proud of. Wow. How many stolen bases you

have? Three. It's there's a stat that they call the Conurco which is the amount of seasons that a person has one attempt and now I currently have three. Um so you have one every year? One every year. I've never met a major league catcher that could throw me out. Do you have yours? That's

an awesome. You already have it? Yeah. I got it off of Jack Leiter in Texas. He walked me and when I'm on base guys are slower to the plate as they should be. And I just looked at the first base coach. I was like, I'm going. He is trying to throw a strike here. I'm going. I didn't even throw it. Nice. They respect your speed so coach. I was like, I'm going. He is trying to throw a strike here. I'm going. Didn't even throw it. Nice. They respect your speed so much. So that's what I do.

Playing first, have you ever made a base runner giggle? I think a few times in my career, I've gotten guys a little off balance with talking to them. And then we picked them off. Why don't you guys do the fake ball got by me when you're trying to pick someone off I Feel like that would work all the time We're like, you know the pitcher throws to first then you start scrambling trying to find the ball middle infielders will do it subtly

Yeah, they'll like look in turn. It never works. Yeah, just it's never gonna try it though for us All right next time I'm at first base. I'll give you. Yeah, just give a quick like, oh shit. Yeah, yell like, oh shit. And then just see if it works. If we. This would suck if it worked. Yeah, don't do it against us. Yeah, right?

We'll pick off tomorrow. No, don't do it against the Cubs. I'm gonna be awesome. Fuck. Not against the Cubs. Oh, yeah, just quick oh shit. You kicked me off and then we kept talking, so I'm trying to figure out what to do here.

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The fucking man, Vinny. Who did he sound like that works here? Did anybody else pick up his voice pattern being the exact same as somebody we know? Is that just me? He gave me slight Dana Beers energy. A little bit of that. Did he have Corey Rutledge's voice?

No. Okay. Very fun guy though. Very fun guy. The fact that his dad's name is Dennis is so funny. Putt-Putt champion as well. Putt-Pt champion as well Supreme Court, have we did we like Google search or YouTube search Dennis Pasquantino putt-putt champion?

We've watched putt-putt championships here before that's what I've been to the place and it's called a junior Junior okay in Myrtle. It's awesome Yeah, he was funny as fuck Baseball guys uh they're normally the best yeah, yeah involving At worst pretty cool. Mm-hmm. Yeah It's it's impossible to be completely uncool if you can play a sport really well, I think there's there is all fast Dennis Pasco Trino, yeah 1992 Yeah, which between Michael Marsh he broke up the Marsh dynasty One and done though look at those guys what a list of legends

Have you played a while no no well I played on vacation But I don't play with the kids Which is not really playing how profitable do you think one of those are? You get it built and it's done yeah The pond yeah, just a ton of chemicals for the all those ponds are always like so I'm actually clubs and balls stolen a lot. Yeah. How's that? Doesn't Tiger Woods have like a state of the art? Yeah.

Where is that? Mini golf? Yeah. Are we talking mini golf? Tiger Woods has one? Yeah. I didn't know that. There's a few of them in, one in Scottsdale.

We were in Scottsdale for final four, a bunch of people went to Titus. Oh, yeah, yeah, I played that. You played the Woods mini-golf? I played the Woods mini-golf. I forgot about that. Oh, that's him? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, we saw that in Dallas,

and I thought that was the coolest looking thing I've ever seen. I want to say it was remarkably easy. Tigers got a part of that? Yes. It was, like, way too easy of a... because we played, like, a skins game where it was, like, once you're...

once we... if you, like, don't tie, you're out. And it took us like forever to get to it. So it's like actual greens or they're trying to look like actual stuff. Yeah, there's yeah. Fake sand traps. Yeah, there's one right beside the Cosom and down. It was cool.

They do a good job with it. What was the Che tweet from 15 minutes ago? Oh, it's just, it was, well, it's not a standalone announcement. I'm looking to play golf two or three more times before Halloween October 31st Well, Stephen, that's the most doable thing on earth Which is a big increase from zero times the past two years outside of Sunday. Who would you like to see me play with Stephen? How is this going to affect your swimming? This is a lot. You now have...

And lollipops. Yeah, and lollipops. Oh, lollipops I've cleared. Okay, but you have three, you have three rounds of golf and... Two to three. Two to three. 85 laps of swimming left.

Well, we're gonna knock out a bunch of swimming at camp. Okay. I'm hoping that the pool construction is done at the Arlington Ridge Center before the next swim season and we can continue that. So figure I can knock out probably 20 to 30 on my own and then that would get me to like 45. So if I can knock out like 55 at camp, we'll be there for a full week, then we're in business. And yeah, two to three more times, that's not too much,

but I'm still recovering from Sunday. I'm a little bit sore. So yeah. Before Halloween. Wait, wait, wait, you're recovering from Sunday? I'm sore from playing. He said he couldn't. He's, what?

Dan, I'm 46 and we all know I'm trash in a bad shape. He said he couldn't walk upstairs. He couldn't walk. From playing golf with a cart? With a cart, yeah. I don't know what. I can't explain. He said it's taking a two or three day to even recover to this point.

Yeah, so I think two to three is a, you know, maybe once in a while. Jay, I'm used to, we all know I'm a fucking trash bag filled with mashed potatoes, right? And I play three times a week. Yeah, golf is like the sport that like old guys can play every day. Yeah, so I probably just have to get used to it. It's just muscles that I would normally not use. What, like your legs? Your arms?

Your legs and arms? No, like parts of my shoulders and back, and then yeah, like parts of the legs and hips and stuff like that, so. Nothing crazy, I'm sure people deal with that, no? We also have a golf simulator here if you just wanna work the muscles out. Yeah, I know.

I feel like, yeah, that's fine and good for practice, but I like the real thing. You're a purist. You're unreal, I think you're unrealistic with this goal. Yeah, three times a lot. That's almost a quarter dozen times and before November Yeah, when you put it that way holy shit yeah insurmountable I'd like to golf with you Steven, okay I think it should be him and Brandon

Three more times this week. No, I don't know I don't know bandwidth It's the most leisurely Activity, you know, especially I'm going to Brandon. That's a you know, five and a half six hour day and pepper has you sleep in Two hours a night. Yeah, what's up with that? Your new dog? Bad real bad. What's happening sinful or what? I don't know. So I Will caveat that she's been like pretty good But the last couple nights she just been barking and she if she hears people upstairs And I did have my buddy staying with me, and he's gone now, but like so is there a robot behind Steve

No, it's uh with this the spinny. Oh, sorry robots There's a robot on the floor. Sorry go ahead. That was interesting so yeah, she just been barking It sounds like she's waking me up like every hour pretty much and then I was I've been up since 340 something this morning. Oh shit. We have another death a robot another better not be Claire this time We have another death. No no what? Ozzy Osbourne died no God no way. He was just didn't he just do his last?

He just had his tribute. Someone just saw him. Damn. Huh. We're just collecting them right now. Yeah, we're just going through them. Damn. Coming threes, right?

All right, who's next? That was one of the first reality shows I was hooked on. Oh yeah. Remember when they threw that ham at their neighbor's house? Great episode. How could you forget? How could you forget? How could you forget what number ranked how iconic of a rock star? Was he at the time of his death?

Today top five no top three no rock star Ozzy I don't of alive rock stars or forever no like alive not three Who's above him alive like all the Rolling Stones? I'll give you Mick Jagger, and I'll give you Paul McCartney What about uh? What about Led Zeppelin guys Robert plant you have to be a Zeppelin guy. I mean I Jimmy Paige and Robert plant Ozzy I think Ozzy it just no recognition. I mean I Jimmy page and Robert plant Ozzie. I think Ozzie. It's just no recognition

Yeah, I think Eddie better Recognizable John Bon Jovi ahead of him maybe on Jovi most known Springsteen yeah Bob Dylan, we saw the top 10 top 5. I still think yeah, I think that we got non rock fans You think you have, the reality show's doing a lot of work there. I'd feel comfortable saying top 10. Why don't you say top five with me?

I don't. Why are we ranking him? He just died. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. He's in a new ranking now. That's what you're supposed to do. Dead rock star is tough.

Yeah, that one's going to be, he's going to be further down. So he should have stayed alive then if he wanted to higher rank. Wow. Now you tell him. Uh what was this? Oh can we talk? I think Mike's here, security guard. I have other guests here too. Oh yeah we have Deutsch as well. Oh my god. Let's wait a second for Deutsch. Deutsch is here? I haven't heard him. He's gotta be somewhere. How do I not see him? Might be in a duct or something. I want Mike to be somewhere. How do I not see him might be in a duct or something?

I want Mike to come in real quick because I need a explanation of also Jersey Jerry told us today that he he bought this new car that he doesn't fit in and He had to drive it to the dealership or somewhere 45 minutes standing up to neighbor Wait can we get a visual of how he did it? Yeah, all right, we gotta get Jerry in here too then. Yeah.

No way he drove standing up. There are women that are shorter than him that drive these cars all the time. Yeah, is this a bigger problem than we realize? I don't know. It also, he got bullied into buying this car by Jack McCarthy. So what's this new car?

It's an Escalade. He has an Escalade. He has an Escalade. He has an Escalade. The finance is part of Jerry's thinking or not. Sit down. You drove 45 minutes standing up. What did that look like? What did that look like?

Like a visual? Yeah. They're not that short Doing the name and you and you bought a new car cuz Jack bullied you Yeah, so I mean just like three straight months of like belittling Pussy look at you in a minivan your girlfriend drives used to work. I just couldn't take it no more, but so he won Yeah, he won. Yeah for sure. I mean was there more than one reason you got a new car I'm having another kid as well, but the minivan would have been perfect. It's a

It's a fake third row Like you have to lower a seat to get to the back no no no it's there's three rows in the in the key carnival, but The way you were driving a carnival to work. Yeah Many van well the boyfriend was driving but sales Nick Addison has the same problem when you put the car seats in Under carnival your kids if you have TVs in it We both have TVs in ours the kids would kick the TVs and their feet would be so close to the TV that Nick had to remove his TVs so did your son kick the TVs he did as well yes okay so that you had to get a new car well I could have took the TVs out like like Madison did yeah but then everything hit me at once Jack every day well you had a problem with this too a little bit well I was

just I mean let's face the fact. You also always said was you did bully too. You said when you bought the car, you're like, check out my new truck. And I was like, Jerry, this is a minivan. And you kept calling it a truck. And I was like, I have no problem with the minivan, but it is a minivan.

You're just like, no, look, it's my truck. Well, I refused to call it a minivan. It was an MPV. It was a multi-purpose vehicle. That's what it is. It's my truck. I I refused to call it a minivan. It was an MPV. It was a multi-purpose vehicle That's what it is. It's not a minivan. I'm happy. It's gone though now. It's gone. I'm happy. I'm excited We will see if this works out because PFT bought a great point up Nick Me yeah So I bought it. I called the dealerships when I got the truck two days ago delivered it to my driveway

My girlfriend's like what that's really big and I was like, yeah, it was bigger than I expected It didn't fit in our garage and then there's got to be a handicap spot around Yeah, maybe but so I have Handicap stickers. No legally. No that seems like something I love the handicap, but I'm You would have I don't I promise you I do not have a handicap. I love the handicap Do you have some type of sticker that would mean?

Okay, so listen Nick yeah, okay, I'm I call the dealerships around the area You know and I was like hey I just sat in my car and I can't see out of the I could see but I can't see my head Is I propped it up all the way like people were telling me and then I lower the steering wheel down because people told me That in Twitter too my vision with my eyes only goes to the windshield wiper So when you did your test drive no no I bought it from New Jersey got it I talked to Eddie about this too. He was trying we was working on it for me, too, okay? Yeah, I got a guy and I couldn't believe he did it with no test drive

Yeah, and they all drive the same cars drive the same well not the ones you can't see why I didn't know that so I Propped it up all the way that on the lever on the side You know up forward up back you know so I propped it up all the way and then dealership I called dealership couple around here They're like we never had that problem. So then I called Naperville and told them and I was like, hey There is there something you could do they're like you could bring it in but we don't know So what they're doing now and I don't even really know if I what did you say over the the call? What how did you I said? Hey, there there's a problem I bought an escalating beautiful truck. I like it a lot beautiful everything I wanted in the truck the problem is I can't drive it the way it is

What do you mean you can't drive it as I can't see So what they're doing now is they're Jerry Reagan the control To give me more boost on the seat, but then hacking it yeah, they jailbroke your car But that's not the only problem PFT said once they boost me To give me more boost on the seat, but then hacking it. Yeah, they jailbroke your car seat But that's not the only problem PFT said once they boost me My my legs are gonna go up more so how am I gonna reach the pedal? No, Jare, so then right Extenders would be the only thing extenders which opens up the second thing we talked about today

Hmm you drive a certain way two feet. Yeah, I would two feet Yeah, one on the gas one on the drive like this same. I've been driving that way since I'm 15 Yeah, that's not how you supposed to drive. That's how I was taught Brandon. Well, I'm not the only one that brought this up I'm only bringing this up now in the act. This was a discussion. We all had correct. I call you right back What what I'll call you right back. Well. I'll call you right back Yeah, he's dead Believe you No because I can't call because she'll say crazy shit. I can't she's crazy woman

Yeah, she's distraught. She was like number one Ozzy. Yeah, I feel bad. I should uh I'd say I'm sorry I'm sorry Ozzy's dead But yeah, fuck what are you gonna? Do? He was good. Crazy train? Osborne. Big time with drugs, but... Back to the two thing. Okay, my thing is this. There you go, Za.

A lot of people... Yeah, Za Ray showed me on that. It was great. I was trying to help. Two feet, how is that a... I feel like your reaction is so much better. But you might accidentally hit the wrong one. You know left from right? I know left from right. Yeah, I also know hover, bang, bang, bang, bang. One foot, one foot.

Think about how long it takes you to get from right to left. Doesn't take long at all. Go. Doesn't take long at all. I just did it. He did it. I just did it. Doesn't take long at all.

No you didn't, you didn't move your foot. Look at my left foot. On the brake. But your right foot was still on the gas. Brake. Gas. Car pulling out in front of you. That was a little late. How did you do two standing though? That seems impossible.

Like this? Were you like holding onto the wheel and your butt was above? That seems impossible. Were you like holding on to the wheel and your butt was above? My right arm was on the wheel. Okay. My butt was pretty much almost airlifted off the seat. Why don't you just put like a phone book? No, I can't do that. Did the mechanics take you seriously? Yeah, they didn't learn laughing. So what are they gonna do? They're jerry-rigging the control. The control, control the controls not to see they can't get the seat closer thing is the control? So I'll have by Monday. They said okay. Well see you not have your old car. They put me in a loner

Okay, yeah, are we gonna be able to see like the tops of your thighs through your driver seat as you're driving Yeah, probably I'm worried about not my pedals now I'm worried about the not reaching yeah Jerry did you see last thing did you see the Hunter Biden interview that was great electric and you know what he is so right people view crack cocaine at such a dirty drug right it is it's a very clean drug very clean I didn't know any of the shit that he was talking about. Yes.

What was he saying? It's like it's pure. Did you see the interview? It's not cut? No. He broke it down. That is every crack addict. When he was talking about it, I was getting inside the euphoric feeling that I was on.

Because when people- Are you going to get addicted to that interview? No. I mean, I've been sober long enough to understand Yeah, I can think about what I can't when it gets too far when I need to stop thinking about it Yeah, I think about crack every day. Yeah still yeah, I'm ten years sober, but he's right. He said in the interview Hey, I don't want to glamorize this I don't want to talk about this like and make it like a thing like this euphoric feeling because it'll bring back memories That I had of good times

But but what he said everything was spot-on Completely spot-on about crack. Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, so once it was like watching LeBron on the mind and then that's I cast yeah Yeah, LeBron talk about basketball. Yeah, but max asked me today. He said how long does crack the high last? It's only like 45 seconds to like seconds yeah 45 seconds like two minutes top that always yeah Tops two minutes tops, but you smoke a blunt. You'll be fried for what hour yeah hour and a half You know not crack you do some pills your fucking high for fucking 45 minutes an hour two hours Crack is like 45 seconds so like two minutes crazy

So how many times did you smoke crack a day as much as I can? Oh? Whatever I had was gone. You know what I mean like like like if if if I had a hundred bucks It was gone in ten minutes. You know just as much as you can get you get we has a crazy drug. It's like you like I'd say 98 percent of people if they were to smoke crack one time if like they would smoke crack right away again like you know they get addicted quick there's like a couple people who could I know people who smoke crack and then don't smoke it again but like there's very few it's like crystal meth bro it's associated with like the the homeless but I'm sure like some of

the most rich and powerful and are Loving Hollywood are smoking you think people high would are doing coke. No, they that's what you graduate from. Yeah, I never tried coke Skip the metal man. I didn't yeah, I never sniff coke. I only smoke crack And people say you're crazy. I never tried coke. I don't know. I don't know the feeling. I just coke right Yeah, there was somebody could ask about that feeling Mickey smoke Jackie Yeah, they know it. Oh yeah, that's my crack talk. That's my pedal talk crack pedals. Thanks, Jerry Yeah, thank you guys have Mike come in real quick, and then we have our guest Mike You pull up the action-packed yeah

You pull up the video of the worst snack time ever This is a crazy video to just have on the timeline Yeah, might be late to work. Oh my god All right, not good driving on the highway something just flew over Hit me in the fucking face Shattered my windshield fucking bleeding everywhere I don't know if I'm gonna make it to work. What the hell happened, Mike?

So I was driving to the city for Rowan's rap party. Yeah. Me and one of my guys, and we're going on the Jersey Turnpike. I mean, left lane, I'm just doing like 78, 75 miles an hour. We were just bullshitting, like talking. Next thing I know, I hear like, like the equivalent of of a gunshot,

and my windshield just shatters, and everything just hits me in the face. Holy fuck, what about who was sitting next to you? Jordan. And did he get hurt too? No, it all came on me. Wow. What happened was, so in other words,

I still don't know what came through. Was it rock? The windshield, there's a gaping hole like this big, but I think, because I was soaking wet after it happened, it was crazy. So after it came came through hit me in the face I started you know you saw I started bleeding and I couldn't open my eyes because I had glass in my eyes and I had glass in my face and I was now I'm doing 70 on the guard on the turnpike and he's screaming some took a shot at us he's screaming I'm

bugging out because I don't know look I'm gonna go into the rail if I'm gonna go into the you know through the traffic on the other side, so I just like tried to maintain my you know maintain my lane I don't want to get t-boned by all the other traffic because all the traffic was swerving around us like going Because my car started to go like this and then I just like tried to like I thought my nose is broken I thought like the worst because you know my eyes were closed for like five seconds And then I kind of like knew I had to open my eyes because I was on the left lane of the highway. So I like look in the rear view mirror,

I see myself, I'm like, all right, I mean, it's not that bad. Pull over, pull over one lane at a time. I get off and then we just assess what happened. I was like, dude, somebody, I think what it was, was somebody threw a full bottle of water and it came through my windshield and just shattered and this eviscerated.

Oh, you got wet. I was soaking wet. I was soaking wet when it happened. My shirt, my face, there was... And you couldn't see anything in the car that was like... No, because I'm driving. No, no, I'm saying that like went through the after. Oh, yeah, it went through the whole...

No, but did you find like a bottle or a can? I searched, I thought it was gonna be like a rock or something, searched the whole car. So that's why I'm thinking either two things. Either it was a glass bottle that just shattered to a million pieces with the windshield, but it did, I mean, it's not like it cracked the windshield, it was a hole, like a rock went through it,

but it wasn't a rock. Or I thought maybe it was like one of those metal coffee cups that people use that hit it, went through, and then maybe flew over the car. I don't know, it was the most bizarre experience ever. Do you have the camera? I don't, I usually wear my meta glasses, and I forgot to.

Oh man. I would have been sick if I had one of that. It would be a lawsuit. I would have, for who? Who against who? But whoever threw it, definitely threw intentionally it was in the other words somebody on the other side I'm on the left lane and they're in the left lane somebody threw that just to see if they could hit a car Oh, they were coming the other way. Yeah, I just happened to be the guy driving at that moment right there

I would have crashed you have way too much calm under pressure I was pretty listen. I did the best I could because we were good. Well, and you also made a video where you're like... I would be like, get the ambulance. I'm out. No, no. I drove the car. I went to work. You drove that car without a windshield? Well, it has a windshield, just a gaping hole where my face was. Holy shit.

I just drove like this. Did Jordan was like he? He was just in complete shock. Because think about it, you're just driving along, you're not thinking of anything, next thing you know, your life is in front of your hands. I literally thought someone took a shot. Somebody tried to murder you. Somebody tried to hurt somebody really bad. That was, I wish I could have seen

from like the cameras on the highway, you know what happened, but there's just no possible way. And nobody was in front of you, is what you're saying? There was people in front of me and in back, yeah, it was a Saturday, the highway was packed, but was moving, it wasn't like it was dead stop. I was driving like 70, you know, but there was cars in front of me, me to my right and it was just a freak

thing as you know I just happened to be unlucky driving by somebody wanted to do something stupid it's like when the kids throw things off the overpass but I wasn't on I wasn't going under an overpass just driving so Steve that was my story I lived damn all right everything else survivor everything else is good man are we getting a snack time soon? I should have did a bloody snack time. I know. I was waiting for what I saw the video. He goes, that was your chance to do a bloody snack time.

But I didn't have anything in the car, so I wouldn't have anything. I was thinking about that anyway. But yes, I will be dropping a couple snack times. Love it. I won't be eating though. I'm always a mystery. That's my story. Glad you're okay Mike crazy video

He is so much more calm. I would have been my car would have flipped everywhere my car would have exploded somehow I would have been like I got shot. I'm dead What a beast We just trained for that. I'm sure yeah calm under pressure mm-hmm So is escalates is that a universal problem? Right, they may as well tell you you can't buy one of these if you're under buy-buy. There are people shorter than Jerry I'm sure that have Escalade. But there's also like it's insane to buy a car and not test drive it because I know like they were works obviously

in reverse but like I'll sit in some cars and I can't see because it's like you know like the angles are just all off like a small car how do you not sit in the car yeah even if I didn't like the steering wheel or something small right it's not a cheap car either the comfortable jerry's not even that like so women can't drive escalates I don't know I don't know the very tallest escalates are for bodyguards Mary tallest escalates are for bodyguards. Yeah, and Uber drivers, right? Yeah, yeah Yeah, uber black. I think that's more suburban Yeah, that's that's where the limo went the limos gone. Yes of those

Yes, Suburbans. That's a shame. Yeah, the limos are gone. You should buy a limo We still we still might if you went in on the action. I would love to be a limo. It's a Hummer. Oh, 15 grand by the way. That was the last price I had him at. Eddie doesn't like the Hummer, do you? I don't like the Hummer, I expect. I'll be honest. Okay, well. I feel like doing bar crawls with your friends every weekend would be awesome. Pick a driver and you guys just...

So if we split a Hummer, a limo, and we're driving around and you're like, hey guys... You're just not in. You're not in You're like I'm out any wiggle room that we could move to a sedan Eddie it's it's a Hummer. It's a stretch Hummer, and you're just gonna have to deal with that Snooki at an escalate Snooki at an escalate oh, and she out. What's her height five one or eight? Wait see the picture of her sitting in it something doesn't add up She probably had she probably had a modified I had extenders or she always were like really big

Form ugliest car in the history of cars Also the pedals you can change the angle so okay Cuz she looks snug as a bug in right up. He said he couldn't see over this can you not raise this like they can drop it or drop something Kind of actually makes absolutely no That's the little body what oh hers was a mini version But Jerry don't women drive the big one, too So how does this at you're not that short You're not five four

No Five-eight fucking measure you're five eight That doesn't hmm see arguing to be sure yeah, he's arguing to be shorter and smaller That's exactly what just happened. All right, should we, TJ, you want to tell our guy to come in? Let me do the Pardon My Cheese Steak first. Pardon My Cheese Steak has a brand new combo on its menu, introducing the Big One, an original classic cheese steak, your choice of our own brownie bites or donut dippers and a drink all for a discounted price Perfect for your game day meal or late night eats part of my cheesesteak offers a wide variety of cheesesteaks loaded fries and popular desserts

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That's a milkshake. This one was a milkshake. There he is. The man with the legend. Ron Deutsch. Ronny Deutsch. Good to see you. Hi.

Great seeing you, man. Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. Yes, of course. What's going on over here? Good to see you. Good to see you.

Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. good to see you how we feeling Kyle right yeah yeah does this give you any flashbacks of oh we haven't seen you since good to see we got another case race coming up We'll have to book you for that. When do you think that will be probably end of August? I'll be there. Yeah What date could I have some right wouldn't have been there? Here put it closer put the mic closer. Yeah, a very close family funeral. Oh No, if that was oh Okay, what's now Ron?

Ron are you are you fully evolved or are you still evolving? Have you improved in any way since we last saw you I think I've lost like 30 pounds healthy Has that hurt your drinking yes? Oh no gotten what you've regressed. Oh no You're not in top form right now not in top form as far as like really putting them away What so I was saying the like you're doing this challenge tonight What are we gonna expect of you because I said that and you can tell me this is wrong So I was saying, like, you're doing this challenge tonight, what are we gonna expect of you? Because I said that, and you can tell me this is wrong, I was like, Ronnie Deutsch could drink nine beers in a half inning if he wanted to. Yeah, the beers aren't really the problem.

I need to get eyes on these dogs if they're like normal-sized dogs or if they have a lot of bun. That's gonna be the issue. The thing is you're a showman and you're gonna be right next to Joe Chestnut that's gonna make you want to it's gonna push you over the edge I think. Oh he's gonna be peer pressuring. Yeah. Yeah cuz the beers it feels like you guys got that covered easy with you, Dana, Max, Joey Chestnut. I think the dogs are the problem. The dogs are definitely the problem. It's 11 a man? Like if somebody lays an egg and does six dogs, which is a lot of dogs, which is a lot of dogs, who wants to do more than like two dogs, even if you're in the mood for dogs? Right.

But then like even if you do 15 dogs, Chestnut's gonna be looking at you like, this guy's only had 15 dogs an hour and a half I'm nervous. You are just for the pressure. Oh man of that I'm excited to watch yeah I've been looking for a Tate told me like probably three months ago, and I'm like oh, that's awesome He said it was the biggest thing of your summer. Oh, it's definitely the highlight of the summer What else you've been doing in some were you in Tahoe? Yeah, I was in Tahoe. How do we not see you? They had me I was in Reno

So that's I was staying in Reno, but I was going to Tahoe like during the day. Ah but um, I Was able to be air caddy for the Kelsey's and Baker Mayfield which was pretty awesome. That is awesome That is awesome. Have you ever pitched the the frap to them? I Would feel comfortable now pitching it to Jason Jason, I mean, I think he'd get it. He'd laugh at it, but I don't think he'd love the Lajuan shirt. Oh Thank you. What was I got a lot of compliments on that one over you doing in the bed with a horse head was that

Yeah, that was a godfather bit. I would have thought you Wow you really ahead of the curve that was at an Airbnb in upstate, New York. I thought it would have done a little bit better, but It's pretty disappointing when you go through that much effort Destroyed a set of sheets brought my own sheets put plastic down You're stuck on like 5,000 views and you're like, what are you doing with your life? But uh, let's boost those numbers sometimes it's You think one's gonna be good and then the next one you're like do I even post this and then that's the one?

Yeah, you can't you can't let that get in your head. Yeah, I like the one of you on the tube going down the I don't I've never shit. That's a big fish. Well you hold it closer to the camera, of course That's a full six what Jerry says you in the knife it looked like what he was mad about what's what you tweet just ran at you full speed with the knife large knives people are shook Real reactions that was actually said why is this turning into an everyday thing all right Jerry's got it to put the knife down Would have been a good day to join the act. I'm gonna have to text them no knife no no attempted murder what? What was the tweet?

He was actually the look at his head. Yeah, gnarly Can't do that. I was crazy. That's bothersome Yeah, but what's the tweet? Will you fix my widow eskoid? He said good tweet Jack. Yeah as you're grabbing a blade as you unsheathing a blade Where Jerry go he disappeared where is he with that? I don't know why escalate would have I texted him No knife even as a joke he said fair Yeah, okay, so great fish do it. Yeah, that fish was awesome. Yeah

What prompted the rapid and profound weight loss? I do it pretty regularly. I either look fat in a picture or someone says that I look fat and then I can drop it pretty quick. That's crazy. What do you do with the amount of beer you're drinking? Well, I try to burn like between 1,000 and 1, hundred calories a day on the treadmill walking on an incline And then have you done that today yet? Yeah, I did it at the hotel. Oh nice. What's like you take you ah 1500 calories in 90 minutes 90 minutes damn really sucks, but what's your best food feat?

Maybe the 18 dogs 18 beers at the golf course maybe yeah okay I did 18 beers 18 soft tacos which is pretty easy you forget how small the Taco Bell soft tacos are until you get one of those meat and cheese yeah what was your what was your question Eddie? What's like your beer record? Martha's vineyard probably like 2012 I must have done 50 something You know a menace in the vineyard was that for show or that was just for that was no one you're just like up at Six in the morning and you drink till like maybe like two or three Yeah, it was one of those days. Everything was just going right What have you been in the zone was it a bachelor party No, I'm a young boy. I was uh

Maybe like 20. No, it's probably like 23 maybe 24 how many beers can you chug back to back to back until you're like, all right, now I'm full? Probably like seven or eight. Jeez. That's the difference between like me and like if a professional eater does it, like the way they train,

they can do like three gallons of water in a row. Oh my God. Which is like, I can't do. How'd the 50 beer night in for you It was like you just went to bed and that was that I Think it was fine. Yeah, I remember like not being that bad and drinking like Yeager at the end of the night Let's go Billy Texts from mangled my wife drives my escalade. She's five two

Yeah, I think everybody else should pass it down. How about, how about, Deutsch, why don't you eat the whole pizza? Deutsch, eat the whole pizza. I don't have the whole pizza now. Don't do it, George. Hey, don't do it, George. I'll have a slice of pie. I just went to that breakfast place right over there.

Yeah, very good. And it was good. We were going to try to make you eat a bunch of hot dogs today. Yup, that's fucking so good. I was getting some DMs about that. Maybe the beer funnel. Amazing. Thank you, Billy.

That's awesome, Billy. Thank you. Wow. Oh wow. Incredible. Thank you very much. I accidentally grabbed two. Thank you, Billy. Really I accidentally grabbed two. Thank you, Billy.

Really did accidentally grab two. That's really good pizza. The crunch of the crust is perfect. Fantastic. Yeah, I'm worried that people are gonna lean on you and Chestnut too much and not do their part. Like I'm going in mentally 11 and 11. Everyone has to have that mindset.

I know, and I don't think everyone is. Tate had called, Tate had predicted 20 and 12 for himself. I like that. Yeah. That's good, that's what you want. 20 and 12 is crazy, that's a good night. The problem is everyone keeps predicting more beers. You don't have to drink, you have to drink 99 beers beers So it's like Dana's saying he's gonna drink 20 K's gonna drink 20 You're probably gonna drink 20 Joey chestnut like it's the dogs

Yeah, like you should actually Strategize and have a couple guys not drink beer and just hammered dog guys Oh mints is doing that right, but he's like still only committing to 11 dogs Mince knowing he's not drinking. How does reserves work? I can't remember. I think that if you You throw up if you throw up Someone can come out of the bullpen, but they need to Eat three dogs and eat and drink three beers prior to joining for their numbers to actually count. That's not that strong of a bench. That bench is pretty weak.

So what makes me feel good is White Sox Dave has done 999 before. But that was in like non-pitch clock era. That's a factor too. Was he at his absolute limit afterwards? He said it wasn't bad. He said just at some point the hot dogs felt like you're just biting bricks of salt It was just all yeah, but he's also in his healthier. He's not More than three dogs. I feel like mincy only has these dietary restrictions when it comes to the streams correct brought a vegan buns today He he just got bread right yeah What's your what do you what's your What's your goal? What's your projected stat

line? It really depends. What I want to do is drink a good amount of beers before I eat a hot dog. I don't have to do a crazy amount, but if I get to a point where I drink 10-12 beers and then I can go for 10-12 hot like right in a row and then mix beers back in if I need to Or mix dogs back in because it gets to a point where you're just So full when you're if you're at like eight dogs, and you're trying to get to your beers like it could be a problem You guys gonna be like dipping the buns I? Don't I don't plan on that do you know uh I have a couple chest out there one couple ideas TJ do you see where I just sent you?

Rico within all time you don't have to say every anything you don't have to say something about a celebrity death every time Rip Ozzy Osbourne highway to hell was one of my all-time favorite missed that is just not Ozzy Ozzy okay he's doing it on purpose oh he did it on purpose the wrong picture the wrong song I deleted then Because Ozzy just died. Maybe because a man just died. Yeah But I mean if you're gonna if you're gonna be like I want to get a Joke off on a guy dying you'd think you'd think that before right you're right. You tweet it Good point I'm excited Deutsch Very excited and me live., no delay. No delay

So this is maybe a little delay cuz mincey's they got a they have a kill or a They have a mute button cuz this is average more beers than everybody has in a case race Yeah, cut about 30 minutes of that. Yeah, that's true. I didn't think about that. They got it. They have they have a delay Yeah, are we on our own rooftop because I don't think so you might ruin a family Yeah, I figured you were I would assume they also got you the rooftop that like you can't see the game Probably yeah Because there's a couple of those still lingering around where you're just on the roof and you can just hear it Yeah, you kind of can get like if you stand on like one full side of it

You can see like half the field the ball goes on the left field corner. You're in luck. Oh, yeah audio only Scoreboard blocked it. Did they lose if the game ends? Oh, I think so question and then what's a loss? Where's Lucas? Have you taken a loss? I've taken some losses what I was saying if somehow we do lose this. I think we should go to sluggers and all take one from a Pitching machine off the back, okay, yeah between 75 and 85 That's only fair Eddie i've done it before for a challenge it's not that bad yeah

I just wear one eighty-fives getting on up there though, we also have the i don't know the exact rules the seventh inning stretch You can eat you can eat you can eject what you want will anyone be do you do you have ice cream for that so what are you coming to the stream I said I've been thinking about a milkshake so while the while the guys singing take me out to the ballgame we could have ten people up on that roof puking at the same time? Yeah. I think that would only be if we're like behind on dogs. The milkshake that we drank last case race, the like we all forgot about it. And then when it started happening live the next day, I was just like, oh my God,

I forgot I drank Deutchess vomit. I can't believe how many people. It just became a peer pressure. Oh, yeah, remember that random guy who was that guy? Oh wait that guy He was doing the oh Drink a beer with someone. Oh, yeah, he might have turned on us. He's trying to get a busting with the boys for his next oh He was a good guy. I liked him that think I did yeah, yeah It wasn't again. It wasn't my bet. It was warm. It's great to see you do it. Sure. It's great to be back

Thanks for having me. I can't wait for the we're gonna do wait. Did you do the Royal Rumble case racer this last time? Yeah, I think so yeah, I gotta get an actual ran and dove in here. No, they're Pat summit Yeah, I got to get a wrestling outfit this year. Yeah, he was Pat summit What is our theme this year? We're a rumble. Okay. Yeah, I think that's a summer. That's the summer case. That's fair It's just we're a rumble No repeat wrestlers, I think we're gonna have to repeat There's more there's hundreds. I know You want you want some of the mainstay guys

Yeah, I mean Kate can be Jake the snake robbers here or where we're now Yankee All right, well thanks for coming by do it great see thanks for having me great everybody tune in tonight for the stream of luck Yes, it'd be a lot of torch other people on other rooftops will be very able to see what's going on to right? I feel like they'll almost become a spectacle during the game. Yeah. Which I had to do it. I'm also afraid before the seventh inning stretch, someone's puke will set off a mass puke, which will throw everyone off.

Kate. This one's no big deal. Yeah. Kate. Yeah. Oh Yeah She was probably gonna do that anyway Anywhere from Jerry so you left the building Yeah, I don't know what what instead of sorry you gave you fair There is actually his closest to sorry okay. It's fair. No knives now. He's going to get a gun

Yeah, when you're like Jerry you can't do is you just as fair is there court is there footage of the court of that chase? I was his face. I think only me You saw his face was mad people dilated he was sprinting with a knife Yeah, the problem is those seven half shoes can't-half shoes can't go that fast, right? Well, they're more aerodynamic The fact that Mangold's wife drives an Escalade. I there's got to be something that we're not see like why would he lie though? Maybe she's not lying. I think he just maybe didn't change the seat. Something's not right Yeah, getting ripped off where they're jailbreaking the drivers. Yeah, they there like a situation where it's like hey Jerry this button goes up, but even like

Not being able to reach the pedals aside He said he lifted it all the way up and he still couldn't see yeah, though the windshield wiper So you think they're not gonna fix anything just press the button It's gotta be a button Why wouldn't you just sit on a pillow? standing Makes no sense do we have it would have to be a little demoralizing to be putting a pillow in your brand new car Yeah, I get it, but also standings got to be pretty demoralizing

You think if they have him test drive it he'll do his two feet method for them. What the fuck? Yeah, like we can't give you this car legally. Never learned how to drive. Yeah, the two feet is wild. I think there's a decent amount of people who do that though. You can tell because their brake lights never go off. Right. Because their foot's always slightly on it.

So you're like, wait, why are they, they're not slowing down, but their lights are red. Yeah. Steven, you got anything good on the other sheet today. Oh here he is Pat him down No knives were you really mad at him Okay, well you responded positively to the tweet what set you off. Everybody making fun of me now.

Yeah. Okay. That's all right, I'll calm down now. All right. Yeah, you just had to get that anger out with a little. Yeah, you love each other like brothers. No knives.

Go tell Jack too. That's just not a lesson you should have to learn. Uh-uh. That was a Michael Myers knife. It was a doozy. It's so large. Do that wide shot again. It's just ridiculous.

It's got a whole house. Yeah, it's just my main cave. The worst is knowing they cleared out your car to do this, so your car is clear. I didn't say they cleared out my car. Well, you're just going to refill the spaces again with new. They just freed up more space for you to go back to. Yeah, now I can actually, I've had some stuff

I haven't been able to pick up. So I'll do a pickup today. Yeah, I figured. Mm-hmm. Not all this is my stuff. Most of it's my stuff. And I make some room for next week. Yeah, the national is going to be big.

You got a couple empties. Couple empties. Couple. We can go higher too. Yeah, well, it's gonna be big You got a couple empties Lots couple we can go higher, too. Yeah, well we could go well the lights this thing is sturdy damn I'm just you're just you're you're but you I have a feeling you didn't give us your good shit for the shelf Look at this. This is a Larry Byrd signed shelf look at this this is a Larry Byrd signed this is Nolan Ryan with a bloody bloody Jersey this is this is what's in the car what's in what car what's what did you what I have a John Grisham signed Mississippi State baseball bat bring it in the author yeah go there he's a state fan. Okay. What's something that if you saw it at the national

Show next week would stop you in your tracks Good. Oh, I see that's the thing about the hunt. You never know what animal is gonna pop out behind what tree So you just go in with your gun up and just be ready to shoot but typically you're hunting some animal I'm hunting animals, but I yeah that one would be be gigantic but then again I'm just gonna probably find that in big cats office later six thousand a PSA five sold for six thousand dollars it's going up markets going on yours a PSA nine eight eight I need a fine mine oh yours is worth find it you're short 20 grand. And we could get way more of those with that 20 grand. No, well you just need the one.

It's in a like a metal briefcase. What? I'll find it. Card. I'll find it. Where's the metal briefcase? Probably in your office.

That's... If you're looking for the card, it's in a briefcase. I gotta find this card. It's not a briefcase. It's..., yeah I know what you're talking about. Like a padded. Like a pelican. You'll see the card nerds carrying them at shows. Have you asked Maresh if he knows where it is?

He might. What's... Oh no. What is that? What's getting filmed? Is that Jack? Can we get audio? That is Jack oh

They're really sitting They love each other like brothers Brothers to try to kill each other. Yeah brothers that put them make each other by escalates mm-hmm Got bullied into it It's what you say. Oh, it's gonna talk no no Brandon Is there a limit on like if something was ten grand, but it was one of one you had to have it Would you do it? Yeah, I would do it, but I haven't I haven't crossed that bridge yet

I haven't I've kept most of my purchases my biggest purchase has been like $400 Okay, what would it what would the one of one thing kind of be? Andre 3000 saxophone signed by Kermit Davis Maybe maybe I Would Greg Maddox I just have to see a one-of-a-one. Yeah, well, it's a Jersey signed by Bill Cosby Oh, I bought some I bought a Hank Aaron sign picture sign big print 400 bucks 400 bucks. Yeah, once he died his autograph went up a little bit. Do you think oh? He was I don't think he was yeah He caught up to him and he didn't stab although he did

In stabbing although he did He was carrying a knife Big one I thought it was a prop knife, but then he just keeps walking because he knows he's been had if someone did get Stabbed on premises today that would the footage isn't good for him. No Brandon do you think it would I had an idea of like when we were in Tahoe two weeks ago like doing, because there's a lot of autograph seekers, do you think it would increase in value or decrease in value if you had like, let's say like a Mike Trout card signed by Josh Allen? That wouldn't be good.

Why? No one has that. If you had a Mike trout sign card that way He wrote a one-of-one inscription to your wrote something that nobody else had would be good I don't think Josh Allen sign a card. He's a oh she signed Patrick Mahomes card Nothing. I think that's just diminishing the value of the patch There was there's a Pikachu out there It's blanks Pikachu and you're supposed to write your own name in it and I bought a few of them

to work up the nerve to ask some guests one day to do it. Yeah. I think that would be cool. Like John Gruden's Pikachu. Yeah. Titus is doing in our studio, he has an Ohio State like autograph basketball that he's just giving to others. So he has a Cody Rhodes signed Ohio State basketball.

Oh, that's nice. See, that's what I'm saying. He's gonna have a guest that that come in sign his Ohio State I feel like you could get value out of that. Yeah, right cuz it is no one hat Yeah, no one has that Brandon. You're as active in this game as I am. I know I'm in deeper. Yeah Yeah, you're in you you go big. Yeah, I don't go big. I go a lot. Yeah, what's your biggest thing? I have a blast toys that was 1600. Oh, what is is that it's like a turtle with two cannons on its shoulders, but what is the Pokemon card Pokemon? Yeah, it's card. You don't know squirtle. You know blasto come on. You know

Last toys is Squirtles Blastoise Blastoise is Squirtle's uh sounds like a good last place by the word evolution or sorry Squirtle war turtle You know he is squirtled then become he was Squirtle then becomes blastoid. Yeah him yeah Graded is a raw it's graded nice. What great six So Squirtle not exist anymore He's making fucking with you. There's Squirtle's that exist. I'm not falling for this trap. You've gotten me many a time No, I'm asking a serious question if he's evolved you're that score that squirtle doesn't exist anymore, right? There are multiple squirtle yeah got it. I thought it was just one and only other multiple squirtles There are there are species right there are some that are only one

like you to Do you have a holy grail? the Charizard the Shadowless first edition Charizard We're on the hunt for but I'm gonna I think I'm gonna just buy it as a one like a PSA one like Really beat up just that Trying to get all of the first edition set graded And I'm 25% of the way through why doesn't me to get the respect that Charizard has he's more guys, but Charizard's cooler looking

Why do we talk about his Pokemon card collection with? Curiosity and we talk about mine like I'm fucking dumpster diving because yours are toys for kids Some sort of hero returning from the moon or something. I'm glad you asked me about blast All right Knicks have functional value. No, they don't they're the same thing. I thought you could play them You thought not he does not as they are. What do you mean? I thought it was like exactly yeah, yeah, but they're not good They're just old oh Squirtles those those are cute. Yeah, man. I'm gonna be a squirtle guy welcome to the club what I have

Cubs memorabilia here. I know but you see how cute squirrels Give us your cutest item, and we'll put it against I dare you What do you want to go do you gonna throw? He's gonna do like Is there like a Black market memorabilia. That's like you know maybe it's from something illegal or Body part like drugs and well there was that I was I was into that those historic DNA cards for a while one of those

You could buy like a mummy's hair or like a yeah pft bought Napoleon's hair. That's right Yeah, I was on that macro dose when we were talking about it I wanted pft to build the most expensive wig that's ever existed which is a bunch of famous dead people's hair I Which is a bunch of famous dead people's hair. I wouldn't mind if we each had a cube that we could curate. No, no, this is mine. Like my own tiny museum. This is my studio.

Or... My studio. What if we all just signed everything? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, especially... Hey, by the way, will you get Rory in here so he can sign my 2004... I don't think Rory likes us. We say a lot of shit about him. Well, could you stop saying shit for a while and get my fucking master's black. I don't know. Yeah, you're being selfish, right? I don't bring I think we've solved a problem. We've kept you kaput this whole episode

Afraid to leave Full haven't moved you have a only got a lot of day and gone anywhere This is like this is historic. I'll just need it to make so that just proves that you could have done it No, it proves your whole like I have a tiny bladder thing no it proves that you guys Haven't given me the proper environs yet now. I have them I think it proves that you rightfully don't trust us that is exactly right I still but why wouldn't you this is sturdy? As long as Chicago doesn't get an earthquake. It's very sturdy

Dangling is that shack is cool. I like that shack good shack that your cutest thing my cutest thing First Squirtle such a joke him Noah draft night That's cute. Why do you have that that's pretty cool? That's in his draft suit. Yeah, but are you oh the big you like the big suit? Yeah, okay, that's pretty cute didn't really make the big suit big enough Well that it's the size of the bobblehead, but Brandon. What if you could actually get the suit jacket? Did I get that signed by? We um Elton Mark blouser

Would you be interested in that I I would take the suit jacket. When we start having guests on, can they start signing stuff? Yeah. They pick out one thing to sign. Vinny should have signed the Masters flag. No one has a Masters flag signed by Vinny Pascuintino. Okay, we can have the guests sign the Masters flag if you... No, everything.

I want them to sign everything. Guarantee that we'll never get Rory in here I would say it's saving the flag really much zero percent I wish somebody else had one then there's a lot of guys we could have gotten that signed by Rory's probably not all right have Kate sign that picture of herself of herself. Yeah. Oh, that's Larry Bird. We should get a what about the Michael Jordan? We get some the guests to sign the Michael Jordan. No, don't do that to that $20,000. Yeah, because I would add value. I hospitality like imagine if I got a Michael Jordan rookie. What time are you in the show? I got a Michael Jordan rookie card signed by Billy the pizza guy. Now we're talking. You can't find that on eBay. If I if I could find the Michael What time are you in the show? I got a Michael Jordan rookie card signed by Billy the pizza guy

Now we're talking you can't find that on eBay if I if I could find the Michael Jordan rookie card by 205 can I have it? It's 205. It's 202 go. Oh my god. Oh my god Brandon He's got a knife he knows where it is let's fuck with his shit. He knows oh yeah He has to know where it is. Well. Yeah, he wouldn't ask that I've never seen it. Just move the half ass I don't think it's sturdy enough I don't I don't want to do that Let's take one thing he won't Sign some stuff big cat sign something

Do you think he's gonna get it I don't know know is two minutes left. I think he will This is thrill is there a camera upstairs so we can see into his your office big cat no, I don't think so maybe in the hallway Can we see him on the cam we used to look at mincy See up there rustling it might be in the studio I Really don't know where it is He's got one's gonna make it. No, I don't think so either. Oh, if he came back with it, but it was too late, that'd be devastating.

And wonderful. Oh, I thought he moved. I thought we had action. One minute. I really want him to get this. Do you, Big Cat? I thought he moved I thought we had action one minute I Really want him to get this Do you big cat not really? Yeah, it's 20 grand See ya belly. Thank you. Thank you Billy. Thanks for everything. Thanks for catching me. I appreciate it. Come back.

Hey, you got 20 seconds! Where are they? Oh, he said two of five, right? I know. Oh, it's time. Tell them when they're done. They're done. Time.

Time. It's on Chez Lazoom, he's just never going. Tell him to get out! You guys just not talking? Oh, we were kind of watching you. What's going on? I'm entranced. Time has expired. Brandon is reluctantly coming back down empty handed.

Big Cat awaits him at center court. Still don't have eyes on Brandon. He's still trying to... That would be like a 20... I don't know. No, I don't think Big Cat knows where it is. Brandon is refusing to listen to the whistle. There are clear repercussions because of that.

Kate, would you like two minutes to try and find it and keep it? I know, I wouldn't even know what I was looking for. What does Michael Jordan look like again? Um, tall. Bald. Bald. I doubt there's hope. It all blends together for me, all sports stuff. What would you pick off that shelf?

Me? Yeah. Uh... The jersey. Yeah, I like a good jersey. I've started wearing jerseys on Jersey Day a little bit, here and there. I don't even know whose that is. Well, you never played with dolls growing up?

You're right, I do like the dolls. There's a lot of dolls. I do like the dolls. Kyle, you gotta start collecting, man. I want, like, advice. Like, very exclusive advice. Like, oh, would you share it with people, though? I feel like there's a realm of people

who have like some life hacks that we don't know about yet. Collecting advice sounds like a... I would pay for some top tier advice. He's got something in his pocket. He won't show me what it is. It's my phone. You didn't find it? What do you have in your pocket? Wait, there is still something else. There's something in your other pocket. What did you find? I didn't find it What do you have in there is still something else there's something here, what did you find?

Also, my office is pretty clean isn't it? Super clean. I really didn't want you to find it, but you do have something in your pocket Yeah, those my phone no other pocket. I see the the perfect outline of looks like a card No, no front pocket. Did you find it right after time expired come on? Looks like a card no no front pocket. Did you find it right after time expired come on? What Larry Bird oh You see I think there's a Hakeem and a Charles Barkley no there was a an Isaiah Thomas yeah They're all there, but I don't know where the Did somebody steal it no I don't I might have it. I got to think about it more

I think it might be in the PMT so I said last time he saw it it was in the PMT studio behind where you said I just went in there. It's not there fuck Or it's not right. That's a problem. Maybe it's in there, but not right Brandon while you were gone We all signed one item behind you and one of us spit on something mm-hmm. Why did y'all? something. Why did y'all? Oh, no, you didn't. I don't see any signatures. Well, one thing's missing. All these things are near and dear to your heart. What's missing? No, I just don't love all this stuff. What is missing? No, I just built the damn thing this morning. I didn't even build it. Somebody

else built this is Mario Party messy memory. Something was here. Exactly. Something was here. Good pull Danny. Thank you. Something was here. pulled any thank you something was here If you can name it we'll give it back What's up He doesn't even know what he oh No idea what he has was that Griffey or? That Griffey, I think Griffey's up there and even do you have a Griffey?

Check me let me check. Let me check, what? Is it a Warren Spahn? He's going back in the consignment room. You don't know what you have. Where's he go, no I don't know what I have. Reaching into his ass for it. It means so much to you. We just built this.

There are no Griffey's Junior Orsini. I kinda like. Junior Orsini. I kinda like the booth being like the pawn room. Yeah, that was it. I don't know what it was. Oh, no, it was a brave. Must not have been that important. Can you show us, Steven, what we have?

Might have been baseball. It was baseball. It was baseball What Is he doing? Yeah, what that's a lot of stuff. Yeah, there were three you could have answered any of these three things That's three things. Oh, that's my fucking 1991 award winner. That's Terry Pelton Tom Clavin This is Mike Richter and Mark Messier the The hockey guys. It's Messier. Noted Rangers fan Brando. Uh-huh We've got Tom Glavin

Tom Glavin, Terry Pendleton, Cal Ripken 1991 award winners. Yeah That's right. Tom Glavin's face looking very thin Tom Glavin's face looking very thin. Well, it's 1991. Is that Mickey Mantle? No, is that Joe? I can't. Name starts from the S?

Steve? Steve Garvey. Steve Garvey. Steve Garvey, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Wait, you got it, Maresh? Lower, yeah.

We have it. Where was it? It was on the, mic's on. It was on the shelf right behind your, where you send PMT. Nice. There we go. Right where I left it. Let's put it in Brandon's thing. I'm gonna sign it.

Let's have it displayed. So if you think it's mine. Oh no, just, is this not like a, can we all bring stuff? If you're gonna display that, you can, yeah. Yeah. Let's all bring something. One're on display that you can yeah, yeah Let's all bring something just one thing. Yeah, I'd like us to each have a little Well again, this is I really ran up there. Yeah, you did

Over here over here. I got you. I know exactly Okay, Brandon No, I don't I don't want to give it to Tom Leigh at all. Why don't you want to give it to Tom Leigh? Because I don't want to. I don't want Tom Leigh to have it. Jay, why don't you look at how big the ass is? Yeah, it's a big ass. Steve Garvey was a promiscuous man. Or maybe he still is. I don't know. Good for him.

Alright. Okay. Nice. Spin the wheel. Good. Yak. The action packed. Yeah. I have a crowded thumbnail. We're going to put that. We want to put. God damn it. Shit. Side note. You guys are going to kill me because I'm about to make it weird, and this was such a good episode. Oh, and the worst. I, yesterday, I'm rehashing, whatever, but you guys were like, afterwards you guys were like, Kate, what do you think about this?

And I did a cop out. I was like, well, I'm not a real girl, blah, blah, blah. And sorry, I'm making it weird. I'm really disappointed in myself that I didn't say what I was actually thinking. And it's not because I'm afraid of anyone here or afraid of repercussions, like I love you all so much. I think as the only woman on the show, sometimes I'm like, oh my God,

I'm making it so weird all of a sudden. But I feel like I'm an ambassador for the women on the show and the women in the office. And I'm so sorry this isn't against anybody at all. But it's just like I'm an over-thinker and I was up last night looking. I didn't expect to get like this. I was looking really hard at myself last night.

I was like, you had 20 million chances to be like, ah, time out everybody. Switch the subject, whatever. I was like, you had 20 million chances to be like, ah, time out, everybody, like, switch the subject, like, whatever, like. I think we were all, like, taken off guard by how things unfolded. But I heard from a lot of Lady Acros and people, even that I know, who were like, Kate, what the fuck? Like, and I'm just, this isn't against anybody here.

I love you all so much, and I work in a place where I'm God, I can say exactly what's on my mind. And I was disappointed in myself that I didn't say what I should have said in the moment. And I just had to say that out loud. And I don't know where I'm going with this exactly, but sometimes I feel like silence can be just as bad as whatever. And obviously, I don't want to rehash it, too,

because I don't want to make her feel weird or anything, but spoken with her sense, then I want to do a better job of, like, when things are on my mind instead of just, like, politely, like, not wanting to rock the boat and stuff, especially as the only woman, like, if you've ever worked in a male-dominated workplace, like, you don't want to be seen as a liability, you want to be seen as an asset, and blah, especially as the only woman, like if you've ever worked in a male-dominated workplace, like you don't wanna be seen as a liability, you wanna be seen as an asset and blah, blah, blah.

Nobody here makes me feel that way, but it's something that I've internalized over decades of work in a male-dominated space. It's like, sorry, this is probably so fucking weird. I'm making it so weird right now. But I just, I should have, and I know your intentions were not bad at all like I know the whole thing Just kind of unraveled, but I just wanted to say like I

Feel like people were expecting me to say something and I didn't and I feel like I let people and especially myself Down and I like took a really hard look at myself last night. It's like wow Like I thought you were different than you are so sorry. I made that so Okay, we were all confused and I made that so Yeah, sorry Sorry the audience is firmly behind you yeah, and that's also goes back to where I said the beginning I put everyone in that spot. It's all on me like I fucked that up, and that's there's no excuse There's no like oh, there's context or something. I just made a bad mistake, and it was stupid and I'm sorry. I put you in that spot too because that's not fair. No I know right

I think I have a different perspective to than you guys Oh, I like if anybody here could have been like hold on I know, but I fucked that up like fuck up. No, but I really want to take full ownership You guys did nothing wrong you guys were sitting in the room. I made the mistake. I fucked it up. I Really really feel like an asshole felt like an asshole last night feel like an asshole today And I did not mean to put you in that spot at all so yeah, and I'm sorry to rehash I just felt like I'm like I can't I gotta say something cuz all it'll eat away at me but like much love to all the lady yackers and everybody who reached out people really care about this show and about all of us and

and it means a lot and I actually appreciated anybody who reached out who's like Kate be better like Understood got it and sometimes I shrink when I should be like blah and I'm gonna work on that so We love you too Kate We're all confused and ashamed of ourselves So many fun people my bad, I just had to say cuz that's who I am as a person I'm happy you were blindsided by the gravity of the situation I think we could all be learned a lesson on how we talk about you know yes I was like Mark Wahlberg where I was like if I'm on a 9-eleven

I'm gonna do something then and then my 9-eleven happened yesterday. Oh my it was all about me. Sorry no Brandon Now this is a nice diffuser yeah Well said Kate well said by everyone and please just take one more look to take everything in It looks beautiful. Thank you. Thank you for saying that Kate. Yeah, appreciate you Kate All right It'd be so funny if it was wet Alright All right It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style, and save for a while It's the Yak!

It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Yes, time to talk shop, or do a Yankee swap It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Love you guys. Love you, Kate. See you tomorrow. Bye!