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Episode Date: November 20, 2024

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Steven, you want to get some M&M colors? That was messed up. What was messed up? You guys pulled my leg after I accused you and you just lied to me. We didn't lie to you. You did. I said, is this a joke?

And you were like, no, you're getting them all right. Steven, you thought you could taste the difference in M&M colors. This might be a new series. I didn't know if I could or not. Do you still think you can or people can? I don't know if I could or not. Do you still think you can or people can I? Don't know Stephen did post the red again as his highlight tape The red again was impressive no red again was wrong. It was wrong cuz he hadn't had read before

But he was right in that he says this tastes like the first one yeah, that was correct That was a correct assessment red again. Yeah there was a comment Kate that said you said the color out loud again or if I did I'm not shocked I? You ever tell yourself don't say something don't say something during every hour is a couple Three and I know I will one day Yep, be my own like choice. It'll just come out You'll get senile the call of the void and I'll sprint. I'll just run. Yeah, I mean like I I Think there's probably a good chance. I'll grab a cop's cops gun at some point. I think about that a lot

Yeah, is it just like it stops you gotta see what happens. Yeah, what would happen it glows when you look at it That is the scariest like being on a top of building be like Don't jump, but that's at the Hoover Dam. That's all I could think about Yeah, like oh my god all I have to do is like pick my leg up and there I go there It is done. Yeah instinct. I do that sometimes when I'm driving my car. I just crashed yeah every ad read I think about saying one of the couple traffic words Yeah That inner urge what is that called is that a thing in call of the void all of the void yeah, that's how we go badass

Intrusive thoughts right oh yeah intrusive thoughts nice Danny. Yeah, good pool brother Get them a lot my uber almost hit a dude yesterday really close and I look up and it was Stefan My uber driver was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry still like me for like slamming on the brakes I was like, no, no, don't be did he sighed. Did it look like Stefan's like Running he was on a run. Oh, that's even better So wouldn't even have to been like you had to pay for the damage on Stefan's car Yeah, was it right here? Oh, no. It was like pretty decent. It was a decent run It was in West town. Did he know that he was gonna get almost hit?

I don't he kind of drove pat he it seems like it happens a lot because when I told him this morning was like yeah Like it was probably my fault because I guess he runs Without easy. Yeah, he should probably stop running like does he have the vest no But I think he does do the pace himself like keep jogging at crosswalks I don't think he would really be that upset if he got destroyed by a car and died There was a twin it was the most excitement. I've ever seen in his face. He'd do the Joker just hit me Yeah, put me on my misery come on. Yeah, don't have to do any more streams Hit me. Yeah, put me on my own. Sorry come on. Yeah, don't have to do any more streams

Stefan he's got like stuff is what five people underneath them people Stephanie are in the control room Or is that Doug? Yeah, ladies and gentlemen dog Five we got five five Stephanie Doug Sam Ryan and Oh Actually four under him so five total. He's this office is TGA right? More or less can you fire you Doug? You have that power. I think so really oh Shouldn't have that they should know you couldn't fire you Doug do people say that you look like Jimmy Pesto, Jr. No What is from Bob's Burgers? Oh?

His name Do Doug Oh, yeah, you look like Jimmy Best. Yeah, you do. Jimmy Besto Jr. Dude, Doug. Wait, so Doug, so Stefan is technically your boss? Correct. And how is that? I don't know. He hired me. He was the only tech guy that moved out here. Yeah.

So, yeah. What was the interview like with him? His internet was pretty poor connection. Oh, no. It was in the old office, the Belmont office, but it was good I think I did all right the I had an interview after that with Pete and I had no read on that at all Yeah, that was a hard. Yeah, I didn't get that nobody has what were you doing before this? I worked at a sports

Kind of social media company called Stadium. Oh, yeah, I know Stadium. Yeah Doug yeah, Sean used to work there. Yeah pesto jr. Looking ass pesto jr Have you guys ever had a nightmare boss? uh Brandon yeah Yeah, yeah Me I did it a golf course. I'll talk about you. Yeah, I'm not your boss a mini golf course You're not I'm not your was a husband and wife boss

Didn't like but what uh at Foggy Bottom. Yeah They're closed. I had a Florida State boss. I Hated him you worked at Florida State. No, I worked in Florida, and he was a big Florida State fan Oh piece of fucking shit, and I hope all his businesses fail And I hope his pets die. Do you know your list of fans you hate the most? No, they've Know I would like to see that. Yeah mine rotate a lot right now South Carolina's way up there Well, that's how you get into a JP. Huh? Oh, I didn't get into a JP. He just, he just South Carolina fans all of a sudden they're seven and three and

they want to be treated like they're nine and oh, 10 and oh, and I'm like, guys, you're decent team, but you're not a playoff team and they just freak out. Oh, they're trying to get in the playoff. Yeah. Yeah. There's freaking out. They're just, I don't understand it, but whatever. So they're up there.

Oklahoma's way up there. Iowa's way up there. Yeah. This is a point of the season college football that fan fan bases just resort to pleading yeah yeah there there's a lot of desperation out there it would be funny if the committee just let's see I didn't even start Brandon Walker starting to sound so desperate with his hate towards South Carolina I don't have any hate towards South Carolina his opinion carries zero weight as he's quoting my opinion by the way. When former players and

coaches sing the praises of South Carolina might be the only guy out there that thinks this way must be lonely. JP who works kind of with us. There was a time I thought Clemson fans were the annoying ones in the state of South Carolina then this season happened I'm watching the entire should be entire Yeah, I get in a hurry oh no Arby tire gain cocks We crowned champs for going seven gaining cock is probably not fun I get to going man, or were you just tired in an Arby's?

Arby's tired you you are late at night the other night. Yeah, you're getting an erection in our beat. Yeah tires Arby tire game car You uh Yeah, that you got to clean up the the spelling. gotta slow down. Because it's an instant loss. If you spell something wrong, they just can't do that. Nice typo, dork. I misspelled Hitler the other night. I maintain it's good.

I'm glad my phone didn't overrun it. Spelling Hitler shows you're a good guy. It's a fun time of year in college football. It's rough out there right now, boys. What were you typing Hitler for? Let's see. Oh, I was in a beef with somebody somebody I don't want to talk about that Yeah, it was it was it's a lot going on. Oh is that stupid coach?

Keep your head on a swivel out there boys. Yeah, you've got yeah This is the time the one I just tweeted was just like five minutes ago was Somebody some South Carolina fans had me do a group chat and just peppered me with some stuff and including the most Crazy verbiage you've ever wait you got DM jumped. Yeah And then that second one Taking her ass or the imaginable right now by an illegal immigrant and send you and that's because I don't think South Carolina is a playoff team That's normal. What the fuck?

Hmm. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. You got- It's rough out there right now, boys. You got the whole chat jumped. Yeah, it's rough out there. It is, so, so be- through Thanksgiving, it'll be- it's a bad time. It would be funny if the committee, like like based their last team on just which fan base

Pleaded their case was going the most buck wild debate. Yeah, because who'd people decide it's not a computer, right? Correct. And like you account for like Intangibles like quality of losses. Yeah That's where it gets weird for me Yeah, so there's quality of wins versus quality of losses. Which one do you weigh more? Who do you it's a lot. I think they basically haven't played figure out who they want to have in there and then they work back. They retcon it and then they yeah they're like oh this is why. Yeah. They fit them in and then they say yeah this is exactly that seems to be how it works. But I

think if that were the case Indiana would be lower than they are right now. Well the the bracket hasn't come out so it does it means nothing to say a team is one, two, three, four, or even five at this point. What about six? Also means nothing. A lot of football left to play. They shouldn't put out rankings until the bracket. Just keeps all in the day of.

So it's going exactly right, Nick. Thanks, Mark. But then there's also the new thing, old thing, of we have the list on the left, which is the top 14, and then we have the bracket right there Which just throws the top 14 aside and just puts the teams with the automatic buys. It just gets so confused. Um Did you see I brought it up on PFT. Did you see the Indiana fans weaponizing Dan Dachach? No, incredible. I didn't see that you didn't Indiana fans is from a group chat of Indiana fans. We need to get Dan Dachach involved in this SEC fight No. Incredible. I didn't see that. You didn't? Uh-uh.

Indiana fans, this is from a group chat of Indiana fans. We need to get Dan Dockich involved in this SEC fight. Let's bring out the big guns. Got to find a way to show that SEC is woke. And then this guy said, hey, Dan Dockich, the West Coast California liberals are trying to steal another election, handing out a participation trophy to two lost SEC teams. Utter woke nonsense. Do something.

Five minutes later Doc Hitch same quote same video Dudes that were never in a locker room other than to take a peek get an autograph or take a picture They weaponized their dog Wow, it's so gene also wait Wasn't one of those dudes Danny Canell. No, that's for Silla McShay. Oh, that was Michelle. Okay I thought it was canal. Sorry. Yeah, just tell doc. It's something's woken. Yeah, it's genius That's like a jet set That's a 3d chess move by the Indiana fans being like we have we have a nuke in our art We just need to direct in the right place

And then he had amount of 20 something IU grads little d bags I think there's a great tweet make me think it's not oh no He turned on his own tweet not a bigger group of D bags a male 20-something. I you grad what the fuck Wait yeah, he quoted himself This tweet sucks, but it's your own tweet you think a great tweet wrong That's the Dan docket you make it I don't know this man. Oh explain him in a cup. I don't know him that well either claim to fame held Michael Jordan to what always a 12 points Hooper in

in the NCAA tournament Radio guy used to call games on ESPN. I like him, but I also know he's crazy So it's like I I recognize the fact that he's crazy I used to say the same and then I realized every time I talk about Dan Dacuytch I say I like him and then just say a bunch of things that I don't like him Like why am I why am I prefacing with I like why do I like I just don't like him now I got into I got into Dan Dacuytch world like ten years ago because we got into a Twitter argument about the Bears and the cults I want to say and then found mutual understanding that

He's crazy and he's great. I like crazy Yeah, it's entertaining what it before Twitter How did people express these emotions? Talk they didn't know ours talk radio, but were people in real life like, you know, expressing this intensity? I think it was different because you probably were most likely expressing it with like-minded people. Like you go to the bar and you're like, we're getting screwed. The opinion section of the newspaper might have been way more. Yeah, writing op-eds. Yeah, op-eds. But you're saying're saying Kyle like strangers weren't involved right right away

They are now if you were going to the bar you were just talking to your no one was a little drink disagree Right you weren't walking down the street and like pulling a guy buys lapels and being like Indiana belongs in the playoff What are we doing? Yeah? Yeah, I saw something that was like we were never meant to know this many people's opinions. Right. Very good point. We're so inundated with it in a way that like no one before us really has been. People don't go around expressing opinions, like voicing what they're seeing.

Yeah, like back 20 years ago, like Stephen Che would just live his life as a quirky guy on the block and no one would know what he's doing. No one would know. No one would know. Is he quirky if we don't know he's quirky? No, like the neighborhood would be like. It seems so normal. The neighborhood would be like, he's kind of quirky.

But that's the extent. Yeah. I don't think any of this works if you're weirdness is in the neighborhood. No, because I remember growing up, there was definitely a guy in my neighborhood who is autistic and he was just a quirky guy Not that Steven is seems like

autistic lightning You called yourself. No, you were you called yourself. Yeah, there's For someone's autistic thunder. Yeah, you're But yeah, everyone knew like a quirky guy. Yeah, I Think I had a couple There's one guy that is walking to our house Yeah, like people who the the people like autism didn't exist like 30 years ago is like yet did Yeah, your grandpa pad like a 50-foot train track in your face. Yeah, right

He was Lee like piece together. I had an uncle that had a town in his basement yeah like yeah quirky yeah those kind of fascinating they are well maybe we were better off just being like the official diagnosis for everything was quirky it's quirky yeah but now just if you have an interest people are like ah yeah you're autistic it's over yeah it's too much right but I mean it's not like more people more people are autistic more people are getting diagnosed correct Yeah, more people are aware of it more people are graduating from quirky. Yeah, I struggle with that I don't know if like it's if it's a net positive or negative to get diagnosed Personally if you're very low I very high function

I feel like it would it would be freeing cuz you'd be like I because if I did I would hold I would like carry that with me everywhere. I went like that's my crutch. I'm allowed to I'm an autistic man Yeah, is there an action plan after you get diagnosed or does it is just good information to have is it a light now? That we know that you are This we're going to change behaviors or do something or take this medicine if you're young there's extensive like intervention there's there's a funny really helps really funny comedian Rick Glassman who He talks about it on his podcast where he's like yeah I like was diagnosed when I was like 16 and it like it helped me immensely being like oh, I'm

I'm not like I thought I was just fucked up Being like oh, I'm I'm not like I thought I was just fucked up I thought it was like my fault there's an explanation for you that I couldn't do this or that I was weird or that I was like OCD about this and now it's like oh, I feel free in the fact that There's a reason why my brain is a little bit different how fast can they diagnose now like an adult? Could we have a professional come in and just have a line and everybody in the office? I don't know how I'll be on over Yeah Yeah, what's the test yeah and just have a line and everybody in the office. I don't know how I'd- I'll be a fun over- Yeah. Yeah, what's the test? Yeah.

Have you ever guys, have you seen Rick last one? You guys familiar with him? Never heard of him. Yeah, his name. Yeah, his curly hair. Yeah, one of the funniest videos ever of his, the refill, his family, the refill. Oh, replenish.

Replenish. Yes. Oh. He's like this Jewish family in Ohio, the replenish. I don't know if you can find a TJ. He's good He's a Hooper too. He's he got kicked out of the comedian league because he was playing too hard. Oh In LA and they were like hey like people don't like playing with you Would you want to find out Brandon right now? Yeah, sure I wouldn't you just want to keep going yeah, I mean, I don't think I am I

Would I would desperately want to know I feel like there's a lot of videos of me as a kid standing in the yard going Like this flapping flapping Just standing in the yard flapping. And girls get diagnosed different than guys. Well, what were you trying to do? I would, whenever I was upset, I would just start flapping. That's more concerning than the treasure chest? And then I'm like socially weird, so I'm like, am I masking?

Yeah. Maybe? I don't know. I feel like it would explain a lot, but I don't know. Finish! You're supposed to take the warm ones and fill it up after you finish. You have one, too. I don't know. I feel like it would explain a lot We've been here forever! I never had anything after you've been here! What the fuck?! If I touch anything, I touch you to replenish!

There isn't more! We've been here forever! We've been here in the basement. Yeah, no, we had one in the kitchen, we had one downstairs in the basement. And if you went downstairs in the basement and got a soda, what was the fucking rule? You'd, uh, you'd replenish. What was the fucking rule? That's incredible Yeah, I don't know if I mean I don't think I am either but I I think I'd want to find out just so you know

Everything that's a waste now to find out Yeah, 30 whatever and 45 I guess I'm starting therapy on Friday. Whoa. Yeah, really? Yeah yeah never done it. Let me know how yeah Serious I hold too much shit in yeah, and then one day. It's just gonna all explode and you're gone. Yeah What he's doing therapy though right? Yeah, so I won't I don't know Yeah, what was last time you had like a big blow up freak out have you had one? No, not a freak out But it's just more like the stress of everything is like really taking its toll this past year and it's like why why wouldn't I just try to be a better everything yeah like a better

like it's like it's little stuff like where it's like this this office is a dream but it's also like having more responsibilities and then taking self home and like not being as present, like try to find a better balance. So there's nothing you do when you get overwhelmed? No, I just hold it in. Okay. See what you're doing?

Yeah, I hold all of it in. You're saying I wanna get better at X, Y, and Z. You should be trying to be more comfortable at being not so great at some things. Well. Wow, I guess I'll just cancel this third. Cancel it. Cancel that.

So Dan. And just hold it. I can tell the story. You yelled at me. Oh yeah, we had a yelling match, Brendan and I. Oh, we have a match. You yelled at me and I responded by saying, does that make you feel better to yell at me?

And you go, yeah. Yeah, it did. It really did. Yeah, that's right, we did. I didn't yell at you. You yelled at me. You yelled at me a little no ah Then I said do you feel better now? I did and you felt so much better. See I don't want to be I don't want to Yell yeah, why would I want to yell? That's that that right? There is a bad sign where it's like yeah yelling made me feel better

Maybe you just need to do more supreme debates to let it all out. That's not a good outlet Yeah, I don't think there's anything specifically wrong it's more like I mean September to November is rough it's terrible it's I mean I again it's the best job but it's also wears me down so it's like why not just try to be a better person well you have the schedule of a non-human machine yeah yeah a piece of machinery or a computer when the security guards start saying shit that I'm like shit That happened on Monday. They're like why are you back so or so soon? So I like said bye to Kevin at like one and then I said hi to him at eight. Oh

Yeah, I was like what the fuck Yeah, you need an outlet man. I'm gonna get better I'm excited for therapy. I'll be good. We'll see I don't really feel comfortable saying my emotions You're gonna let him touch your dick. Yeah, do you shave your pubes? No Friday I have a big day of a physical for the first time in a decade and then my first therapy whoa You've been doctoring your ass off doctor. No. This is gonna be a big day for me. What if I come in? I'm just completely different. Yeah, what if you're not good at your job anymore? That's true

Fuck we might have to kick you off the act Yeah, what if and you're happy, but you're right. It could be a devastating day for me, too Hey get bad news at the physical I get bad news at the therapist Are you afraid of like that you've been repressing something horrible that they'll dig up? No. I don't think it's that I think it's just that I hold in too much Everything and like I don't sleep I've been not eating lunch What's the healthiest habit keep doing now? No don't don't keep doing that eat lunch

I've not been eating lunch for a while. Sleep and eat lunch. Do both of those things. Yeah, I got it. It's therapist. What's the help? What's the, what's the foundation right now that you're like all this other stuff's fucked up or at least I have this and I'm, I'm not fucked up by the way. I don't think I'm fucked up. I just think I'm overworked and stressed and I need to figure out if you're not fucked up, but the, the factors around you. What's the healthiest thing you drink a lot of water? I do Obviously not oh I was like what's the recipe did not have kidney so it's like drink more water shower and brush your teeth I

Do brush my teeth nice and shower you've lost weight don't really floss because I don't eat stressed You're gonna spontaneous come bust Yeah, I might sounds awesome I read books my kids. I guess that would be the healthiest. Yeah Although my daughter's starting to figure out that I'm skipping pages That's good though. No, yep. She's sharp Yeah, but that's bad because you pick a book has like pages in the children's book for you But maybe some of these children's books is like a sentence per page. No and no some this caterpillar say she

You pick one of these children's book, I don't know Kate if you can back me up here Steven time Definitely, it will be like 40 pages and it will be Definitely it will be like 40 pages and it will be 50 to 60 words on each page And it's like let's just fucking get through to the point I love and I did it last night and she was like you skipped a page. I was like god fucking damn it Yours you're repeating books too much Yeah, well I let her pick So you're starting to learn the books so I gotta get new books if a kid's book takes over Six minutes to read it's too long. Yeah

Like that's like the perfect like four to six minutes. Yeah, yeah six minutes should be long enough goes the entire book Six minutes there are some of these books are great. I'll bring in one. They're crazy. No, I'm thinking that's not very long Oh, no, my parents would read to me for like an hour every night. Really? Yeah We do tube. All right, so strike that Titus. That's not something good. I do Yeah, no some of these books are crazy I also skip if I think it's like if I don't like it if I'm like this is a dumb paragraph I like I'll make up my own yeah better it yeah Yeah, just make up words like and then they went to

sleep yep that's the end the books are hard yeah some of them are terrible yeah I don't know what the I don't know who buys these you know a whoop band an Apple watch does it tell you how you sleep no I mean if you see like oh two hours and like none of it was deep REM. I had the whooping in it. That was why I got rid of it, is because it fucked me up. Because I would be like, oh, I slept like shit, and then I would start feeling worse because I was like...

Yeah, you could also do that. Yeah. I like to just pretend that whatever I slept was fine. Yeah. I'll be fine. I don't want to...'m not I'm not depressed No, just go those annex fine fine. Look at someone like on your level schedule wise Joe Rogan Look at everything he does to try to sell so much exactly is he a good family man, but his kids are older

And these kids are older. Yeah, that's the thing is my kids are young You're in it. Yeah, you're in an impasse kind of my daughter figured out how to get out of her crib though, too last night So that's another thing this daughter of yours sounds like she runs a house. She runs a house. She's a mini me She's a troll. She literally trolls I've created like my own demise She knows exactly how to like troll everyone in the house exactly how I troll everyone in the house Who would you compare your workload to? Huh Chester Bennington Anthony Bourdain was Chester Bennington the lead singer

No Is it true that anti Bourdain's last text to his ex-girlfriend? Was that true? I saw that online too. I saw that I didn't get it She said like what can you pull it up TJ? It's pretty dark She basically was like you need to like stop causing me so much trouble, and he said okay That was a fast stop busting my balls. Yeah Another man, and he was like I can't stand it blah blah, and she's like stop busting my balls And he was like okay, and then he went kill Oh, yeah But that whoa I mean credit to Anthony Bourdain like again

I'm not suicidal any of that, but if I did I would definitely try to put it on someone yeah Like if I killed myself I'd be like Brandon really sent led led me to this yeah, right Pass on the fuck up What would you do would you text what would we be texting about I don't know I'd just be like I Probably would just do it I try to make it a little funny But also like kind of fucking be like I can't believe Brandon was so mean to the South Carolina Gamecocks Is very present.

Yeah. The Gaincocks. Gaincocks. Arby Tire. Arby Tire Gaincocks. Who else is giving you guff right now? It's a lot of them. Indiana's been all year long.

Indiana's been all-night. But Indiana's a little bit more, they're not as vile and nasty. They're a little bit... They have decorum? They're good-spirited a little bit, yeah. Yeah, they give it to me, I give it back to them, and it's sporting. Obviously the Ole Miss trip last week, couple weeks ago. Yeah. That was a lot.

What about like non-sports? A lot of my... I don't really have any non-sports. Wife on your ass for anything? No, she's good. She's good. She's excited about 3925. Yeah. But... Franchise tag day? huh? No, that's not over you guys Nick and KB I don't know if you're here, but I'm just gonna franchise tag. Oh, wow What I'm gonna franchise tag. What does that mean? That means that he has no choice but to stay for another right?

that locks you in at a year at the Average of the top five salaries a little prove it here We also said that if he's gonna leave, we're gonna create a tunnel like Andy Dufresne, he's gotta crawl out of shit to get out of here. Again, you said that, I didn't agree to that. I don't really think I needed to crawl through a river of shit. Only way he can get out of here.

500 yards of shit just to, for a contract expiring seems a little harsh. You can also get franchise tag twice in a row. Oh! Oh, double franchise tag twice in a row. Oh! Oh, double franchise tag. Double franchise. Her cousin. Well, it's year to year, but.

That's a lot of money though, right? Yeah. It should be fine, but I. Reset the quarterback market. I, again, 3925 is about, whatever. She's excited about that. Franchise tag. 108 days, still over 100 days, god damn.

Fuck. He still has to go through the tunnel either way though? Yeah. Even if I re-sign? Yeah, no, we'll have him go- I'll go to the end of the tunnel and come back? No, you'll go through the tunnel and then on the other end of the tunnel I'll just be standing there with the franchise tag. And I'll just be like, get back to work.

He just turned around. Go right back to work. Brandon's arm just slowly reaches up for it. Oh, man. Is there any chance you'll re-sign here? It's, yeah, probably a little bit. Probably like 5%. 5% is good.

That's a good chance. That's Che's hit rate on Twitter. Yeah. That's pretty good, yeah. I'm going to pull a Che. We just need a mixologist tweet. Yeah. It's pretty good. Yeah. I'm going to pull a chain. We just need a mixologist tweet. Yeah. Yeah. Someone needs to be in a fancy suit jacket. Yeah. By the way, we did the dump draft yesterday. So it's coming out on Wednesday and it was, uh, there's some moments we haven't drafted in a long time. It felt good. It felt really good. And

it also, um, we've been doing the drafts for what, four years now? Still no idea of the rules. It's exactly. It got a little heated. When I was leaving yesterday, it was good, almost an hour after the draft, and Danny walked out of the bathroom still puking. No comment. That's a sign of a good draft.

You have white socks, Dave. Hold your hair. Yeah. He was jealous of how much I had. I really, when Dave, white socks Dave, gets the hair transplant, I want him to grow it out so long. Oh. That would be so awesome.

Like Fabio. That would be great. Did y'all see the, Donnie tweeted out the group text of Eddie being concerned. And Nicky Smoke said, I'm not on the flight, I don't care. And it had nothing to do with anything. What? Huh? He's pulling a Steven. Wonton Don tweeted out this morning,

so apparently this is a group text. There was a thing with Turkish Airlines. Somebody died on the flight back from Turkey to Chicago. And then Eddie tweeted, I don't love that fellas. And Nicky Smoke says, I'll bust a nut on the flight back from Turkey and then Eddie I don't love that fellas and and Nikki smoke says I'll bust a nut on the flight I don't care what does he think what does that mean chances of it having to get on a Turkish Airlines flight are slim to none no big well I'm ready to die for this wait what does that mean what's that that person wouldn't have died had someone busted a nut on that or I just don't think he

understood is there more to that story the the tweet that was linked in there is Busting a nut means you care Well you can't it's hard to bust a nut if you're concerned about something right if you're indifferent it's also hard to what's it Yeah, what's I don't think an indifferent? Kind of speaks most I think he's trying to say he'd be so relaxed that he'd like jerk off on a dead body You just speak of idiots a little bit. Okay What yeah, you are a translator. He's going to have worse way is he no he's going okay way. It's a fine I

Like that Danny Conrad the idiot I gotta work with a lot of these guys behind the scenes you gotta put your most fluent in White Sox Dave Who else are you like if we're doing Rosetta Stone? Could you actually release a book for us? That would be great Mmm, you just had like a cheat sheet of like when they say this this is what they mean Eddie is sneaky very hard to understand sometimes his communication skills. Yeah, he'll say yes to like a non yes or no Question I'll know what he means. Can you break down White Sox Day videos for us,

like a series, and just explain the thought process and why and what he means? I would love to. I already do that with my free time. Why would you bust a nut on a deceased passenger? What? You texted him. You said you would bust a nut on a flight

with a dead person on it. And you said you didn bust a nut on a flight with a dead person on it And you said you didn't care. What does that mean? I'll bust a nut. I don't care Is this your first time seeing it? Hold on? I have to get inside my own brain first. Okay, where were you? What so they it's a picture of what happened. There was a Turkish Airlines flight they had a deceased passenger on board coming from to Chicago and Eddie said, I don't love that. And you said I'll bust a nut on the flight. I don't care. Is it possible there's a text before that?

Okay. I understand where I'm or I was coming from now. I didn't read the whole tweet. I didn't know someone was dead on the plane. You didn't read any of it. I just read the first part. What did you didn't read any of it. I just read the first part. What did you and what are you asking to meet the flight at the gate? You just saw that it exists. The last line. That's the middle part. Yeah. And then I ignored the last line and I thought Eddie was sending it in there because now he's scared to go on this Turkey flight. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Like I'll bust a nut on the flight.

Like I'm getting on the flight to Turkey no matter what. Wait what? That's how you determine your comfort of getting on a flight? I'm so comfortable with that. I am really stupid. I don't know why I said that. What time did I send that text? I might have been hammered. You're the only person here who knows that. Can I check? You're also the only person who can do that. He's more confused than we are. I'm pretty confused. I'm not going to lie. How is this possible? You're so dumb you person to do that. He's more confused than we are. I'm pretty confused, I'm not gonna lie. How's this possible? You're so dumb you can't figure out your own work. It's bad, dude, it's really bad.

When did I say that? Is it possible you made it? Okay, it was 7 p.m. 7 p.m. On a Friday. 7 p.m. on a Friday, so I was probably a couple beers deep and I don't know, there's there's no explanation for that text Eddie just said don't love that fellows and I was like I'll bust a nut on the flight I

don't care yeah yeah I guess I guess I was trying to say like there's nothing that'll stop me from getting on that plane and that's how you but if you got on the you didn't say nothing will stop me you said on the flight I will bust a nut you know you're already on the floor floor. Is this a common phrase you use? Yeah I guess. Outside of the context of obviously busting a nut. Is this a common like, hey you want to go to that restaurant? You're like yeah I fucking love that restaurant.

I'll bust a nut in that restaurant. I used to say I would put a jit in her. You call yourself a jit? Don't say that. So a jit is like, I've explained this before but it's like a term You know, Florida. Yeah, like someone smaller than you or like a kid. So like I thought I went training. No, it's not Yes, it is short for jitterbug. No, dude. You're not Broward. I'm Broward. No, you're not You ain't Broward. It's it's a juvenile training

So instead of saying I would put a kid in her I'd say I put a jit in her and I guess I'd bust a nut on the flight is like my new thing. I don't know I need I need you thought it meant jitterbug They all put a jitterbug in her what what would that even mean make the graphic? I'm more brow I try to make me but a jitter myself that I can't do it Yeah, you know I'll put a 1930s jazz dance Yeah, man, I got to start reading more books have you ever busted another one I don't think that will help you by the way no no I haven't busted a nut on a flight now wow one nothing yeah Che is disgusting no he's a man it's a

member of bus and not on a flight no but shit my boy has yeah that's true I would do the mile high club that's shaded J's been do the mile high club. That's jaded Jay's been in the mile High is in the mile high club him in his hands you speaking jays in the mile high club Yeah, did you rub one out or did you just do it with your wife? Haha brother? I rubbed it out ain't no girl touching me No woman would ever touch me. Yeah, he's in the mile high club, remember that. I think he's worse than me for that. Let a woman touch my penis, come on. He's not worse than you. You don't think so? Rubbing one out on the plane versus just saying it metaphorically. I still don't really track the metaphor. It's a terrible metaphor.

I don't really track where you're going with that. No, I don't know what I was either Thanks guys. All right Good job paradox predict. It might be a paradox Boy, I think I'm more confused. Hold on was when did when did White Sox Dave and Connor and and it could go on the night that was Monday night as you say I think that was yeah I think that was the first self-reflection he's ever done hi did have his girl went on a date with mr. steal your girl true so I don't know if that's like facts in his head and he's just Connor as well no I think that

was the first time Nikki smokes looked in a mirror yeah yeah but it's over he just right back he would probably send that text right now was that Nikki smokes his first consequence Yeah, maybe And it was a light one, but yeah, but he's not going to change behavior. No No, he's more just more used more people most of us would walk away from that be like I shouldn't do that anymore Yeah, but he's gonna be like, I shouldn't do that anymore. Yeah. But he's gonna be like, that was weird. All right, anyway, I'd bust a nut here.

Yeah, he's walking away being like, that guy was crazy. These guys are no mutterfuckers. I'd bust a nut on the yak. Yeah. Bust a nut. I think that's his way of saying, again, I'd be so comfortable, I'd bust a nut, while these people on the plane are freaking out.

So his idea, his ideal of comfort is busting a nut. Mm-hmm, which isn't horrible But I don't even know if he was getting at that. No, I don't think so either. It's just my best guess I'm not sure either. So you don't speak Nikki's notes. I'm learning. I'm learning It takes a while. Is he thinking like if the plane is going down, he's gonna get one last nut in Did he think that tweet was the plane crashed? Is Nicky Smokes Latin? Is he a dead language? This is why we're struggling with it. No one speaks it anymore. Yeah. Somewhere between Latin and Dukes. Trying to figure it out. Alright, let's talk about Lucy. Lucy's the obvious choice for the true nicotine pouch connoisseurs. That's why they're the official

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Who's to say you guys should push that back? Oh, what a yeah? What's a monkey without a tail? That's a KB line. That's a standard ape Is that right is that what separates them I mean amongst other things yeah, I Don't know I hate I'm uncomfortable with now how hyped it is yeah, it's a decent internet vid That was the tagline I wanted You'll see Have you been talking to monkey boy is he like all right is he excited or is now I've never spoken to him Monkey boy is he like all right is he excited or is now I've never spoken to him

I'm like I think it's around eleven and a half hours Part one oh speaking of which KB KB oh Bubble bath string oh We took one on the chin. bubblebastard. was it close? they were up 7-0. they lost 38-17. it's just I

it's I don't know those guys but Mercyhurst, Prairie View A&M and the Citadel that's who they should be playing instead of Pitt Penn State Tennessee Is Prairie View A&M or Texas? Oh, yeah, it's a swag. No, that's too good Well, you can Fred Loury. What are you gonna do though? We need this stream The bubble bath. Yeah people are yeah, I don't know. I'll do it okay, and now there's a report that your coach might be gambling Yeah, he's taking that kind of rules

Yeah, I was saying like if you're I don't want to see you're not gonna win a game. It's a report It's not confirmed. There's nothing. It's just conjecture if you're gonna lose though every single game I think you'd rather have that out there because then it's at least explainable. It's not your bad coach. You just got in too deep. I mean, if he was betting against the team, it's probably not good. But again, it's better than being just never winning a game. Just being that or that right for him. Yeah, right. The players know for that. I would find solace in that as a fan. Yeah, right. Like, oh, that was the year that we were trying to lose That would be that well for our coach that would be cooler. Yes, I went oh and 12 right Damn

You got one more shot. I feel for who do they play? Oh, no, I don't know Buffalo. Oh Shit decent Yeah, decent way too good. Wait. Yeah, you're decent. Yeah. Decent's way too good. Way too. Yeah, Akron was a shot. You need someone who could barely play. Was it close last night? We've only been playing Juggernaut teams

as our schedule's insane. Well Akron's not. Yeah, I mean the Mac you should be able to squeeze a couple out. Akron's tough. Win one game. It's FBS. You should be playing Guelph and McMaster Enough with the FBS career go to Guelph

I think he's from Guelph or went to Guelph or went to whatever I haven't talked to her in a while hit him up I will invite him with the rumble for a trip usually comes and stays at Tom Lay's house. That's right He's do didn't he just text you yesterday because he follows Hannah Montoya sister Yeah, he said he thought it was very cool that she was in NXT and he was interested. That is cool. That's cool Yeah, it's very cool. Greer also hangs out with a gay old man in Arkansas who'll go stay on his like property Wait, what? Yeah, I probably shouldn't even talk about that Not my business. I gotta get better about that That's how you lose friends. He's not gay. I think Greer is a social guy met a guy

Went to the Arkansas. He's on his property for Costa Rica with Regular male friendship oh boy Greer's never run the gauntlet what gotta get him He's due for a trip. He does come like once once every couple months we should go to the rumble with him Yeah, I can come what's the rumble the Royal? You guys are going I want to try it's in Indianapolis It's a day where we go to the Super Bowl on February 1st Wow it's on Saturday this year which helps Wow Manias in Vegas in Vegas They and it's a week later than it usually is is it in the sphere No, it's in the big the radio missed opportunity. It probably might do something. They might just it'll probably still be good

Yeah, I think it'll still be good even though it's not in the sphere. Yeah, no it won't be as good, but it Bet they'll do something in the sphere They'll do smackdown or something Okay, I mean it's wrestlemania like your little you guys I don't know. Oh, man. OK. I mean, it's WrestleMania. Like, your little, you guys' little sphere trip doesn't compare to fucking WrestleMania. Oh, I saw a band that's from 30 years. Yeah, but what if WrestleMania was in the sphere?

Sure, it would be the best. It wouldn't be big enough. WrestleMania needs 80,000 people. Or the sphere. No, because you can't fit 80,000. The sphere is infinite, though. Yeah. And you would know that if you've been to this I don't think any spheres are in When you look out it looks like you're be infinite. It looks like infinity. It's infinity

and be buzz lightyear All right on that buzz lightyear shit sure is Never been on that buzz lightyear shit. You've never been to this fear. I've seen it from the outside Forget never been on that Buzz Lightyear shit. You've never been to the sphere. I've seen it from the outside That's not where did you go you went to the fake sphere? I didn't go to a fake I was in the same Vegas you guys were in last year. I didn't go to the sphere. Where did you what is that called? What oh the Cosm cylinder Co sm yeah

You went to the college of sucking men That's your doctorate college Maybe he's never been in the sphere, but KB is a sphere guy. You're not a sphere. How can he be? Okay, let me guess. Everybody in here is a sphere guy, but me. No. Kate, is she a sphere guy? Yeah. Is Nick a sphere guy? Yeah. Crazy. Is Danny a sphere guy? Wait, why'd I get a crazy? No, it's crazy that everybody in here is a sphere guy except for me. Danny is. I think you'd get a isn't a sphere guy get a migraine. I think you have to leave Dogs not a sphere guy what tug is a sphere guy. I'll stand up looking on

very high dog fucking love dog he's a good dude Doug hasn't run the gauntlet has he oh Doug have you room I have not oh over under 15 seconds Doug you're running the gauntlet today all right what do you do in your free time um it's a question I I your ass goes to Walgreens. I do go to Walgreens a lot It's all there. I like trying different restaurants in Chicago. Just kind of hanging out They got you I use sports fan big sports fan a lot Yeah, I know But yeah, give a dog. No I used to oh I do have a girlfriend shout out Caitlin. Okay. Oh

Saw you applaud my shout out to my lady No work with your girlfriend no you work with your girlfriend no I Just asked a question Just asking Doug some questions. I love Doug Doug's a man Who's the alpha in the control room not named Stefan um? Oh, I know

It's Sam Sam Sam Sam I think we all have our moments. It's Doug's last Doug's last. That's mean. It's not me that you're definitely behind Sam and Stephanie You might be ahead of Ryan Sam on average. Yes, I got a prototypical alpha. Yeah, does Ryan talk No, Ryan is probably behind me in that Yeah, yeah, but he's a good. He's a great listener, and he's a great Should never be a great listen if it smells like farts in the control room who was it? I'll say I'll say Ryan okay I had to choose someone I was hoping for Stephanie. I was too.

Yeah. I was. Stu, Stu, advisors today, Stu got up after we finished and he's like, I gotta shit. And he, one long continuous fart from the second he stood up all the way to the bathroom. I thought he was, I thought he was like a shoe that had a squeak. In everyone's face. Farted all the way to the bathroom. Farted all the way to the bathroom. Parted all the way to the bathroom.

He had to prove that he had to shit. Just a tail all the way to the bathroom. It was wild. Tommy Smokes was here for advisors, and he told me, like we were talking, he's like, I have to shit. I was like, no, no, not yet. And he listened to me.

How was Stu this week on advisors? He's good. I think he ate an edible before. It'll calm at edible before Calm down a little bit more mellow and he had to have a mellower show cuz we have the Thanksgiving special. Oh, yeah that one gets out of control It just becomes a food mess. Yeah to the people in these bathrooms are they're too afraid to make a sound Oh, you think they're squeaking them every? Every time I'm in and I see them, they're just waiting for me to leave so they can emit noise.

Nobody makes a noise. No one lets the sphincter scream. I waited yesterday. I've never heard someone shit here. Really? There's always someone in the stall. What do you music in public bathrooms for that reason? We definitely need music going to use.

We need some music playing at all times. You just hold the flusher down if you're letting one rip no these flushes though don't they're very quick yeah you're right nothing hmm what was that look at me nothing what do you hold down Brandon the handle mmm we got to do a big oh yeah debate on anus I'm a handle guy yeah I'm a flusher man I Call it what it is the people that have that have said handle have never even heard it called a flusher I've I had never heard it called a I think I had heard it. I it was also one of those Luke I think came up to me and was like what is this called?

And when you ask those type of questions, I like I I don't know if this happens to you guys But I like forget what it's called yeah yeah in the moment cuz it's like one of those things that exists that you never have thought about yeah I don't fucking know what also you feel like there's an answer that you are supposed to think of right yeah it's not yeah it's always what's the trick here I think the flusher thank you yeah I'm pretty sure that's a handle no hand's a grab and hold that's a toilet handle that you don't grab or hold. Here's what we're going to debate because a lot of things have different names. Multiple different. Sure. What makes more sense? They both make

sense. No. No. Flusher makes more sense. A Flusher could only be that. But you can't just say that. A handle can be anything. There's certainly a lot of things in this world that don't make a whole lot of sense as being the name of something. So this being called a toilet handle is not that that's that's the part that you're missing He I don't think we call it handle. We call it toilet handle. It's two words. It's too many syllables I'd rather not to be sure everyone knows I think I'm sure now everyone knows the flusher means yeah Yeah, I'm like if you I was like all my hands all sticky from that flusher. I would the Not from the handle I said the toilet handle you know exactly Someone for maintenance in the bathroom and fix the handle well that what would they do they be fiddling guys guys?

The handle we have buttons here we have buttons we don't have handles Flusher the button is a flusher right it's actually think the button might be a flusher but the handle the toilet handles yeah damn that's annoying um you're wrong yeah you guys stumped me I sat here was like I think when Blutman asked me I said handle now I regret it well you can't kid wasn't Blutman. It was Luke. Yeah, you can't do that's true I can't do that. You can't do double. Blutman is not both. Blutman is Blutman. Luke is Luke is Luke. Okay won't happen again Yeah, thank you. Should we do another one a third Blutman? No another another. What do you call it? Papa? Yeah, what do you got? Yeah, what do you have? Clicker the remote control remote remote. It's a remote. It's a remote. Just a remote. Remote. Yeah. Does anybody actually call that the clicker?

I grew up calling it a clicker. That's a remote. It's a remote. Were those the two options you were looking for TJ? Clicker and remote? Yeah. Okay. What do you call it? I don't know. I always get confused by that. I think remote. Pass me the remote. I was always clicker, but I probably you're also buggy show Yeah, I was gonna show a shopping cart slash buggy Because I say buggy in the south but up here I say shopping cart really I don't change scenario. Yeah, I started I Started saying soda a little bit. I've changed from pop to soda about ten years ago. It was crazy. I think the country and yeah I wasn't invited back to family gatherings, but they've learned to accept me. It ago is crazy. I think the country and yeah, I wasn't invited back to family gatherings

But they've learned to accept me. It's pop out. I think it is my fuck There's the the I know that some of the New Yorkers call it Mario. I hate that fucking TJ doesn't Think I do Mario Mario call Mario Super Mario Oh, it's you know Rico Rico doesn't Mario and I hate online Waiting online wait. What is that like you're waiting to check out a movie or something online instead of in line Yeah, in New York. They say I was waiting online to go to know what I say you say waiting in line like every other Line yeah, New York people also singular scissor hand me the scissors no they tell you what? That can't be right yeah

Hand me a scissor I Don't like that. What do you call your your mom's sister my aunt? We don't have anybody this is our stool that would say on no We don't have anybody this is our stool that would say on now Like that's someone who's like also like royalty my aunt Auntie Yeah, these fun games they just get people mad online yeah, it's fun. It's good times What do you call South Carolina South Carolina yeah that's right it's like Carolina Arby tire I retire gain

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Kate had Quick hey, who'd you have you know who it is? My boy dribbler on a Mitchell Mitchell. I'll give you a clue. He goes like this Yeah, and then Ron final I was waiting on the LeBron final. Still waiting on the LeBron final? No, I looked at this last night. Still counting points.

They're still coming in from Pittsburgh. LeBron financial 26. It's a truck of LeBron points pooling up in the Staples Center. So, it was Jason Tatum. So Titus and Kate. Whoever scores whatever score. Is that what's happening right now? Friday. Tatum so Titus and Kate

See who scores 21 all right wait wait wait Kate Can score however Titus blind free throws? and score however tightest blind free throws Blind free throws or backwards three corners or backwards half court Yeah, I'm down to half court ain't bad half court. I can only score half court from anywhere tightest from half court Except no layups Kate from outside the paint Kate from outside the paint outside the paint tight as long as she's standing outside the pain Okay, fine, and I'll shoot from half court every shot. I think you're underestimating me.

Hey, we don't know who's gonna win. Fine, fine, fine, we'll do it straight up. We'll see. And Kate can get to 21 unevenly. Also, Kate, there's nothing stopping you from also doing half court. We just want you outside the paint. You can do half court if you want to.

Am I allowed to throw my ball at his ball yeah sure yeah but then you lose your ball I'll have another ready okay you know okay really funny what if this took us like 45 minutes good really drag it out yeah we'll see that would be awesome last shot would love that yeah shot, half court on a knee. All right, yeah. Sure, yeah. Yeah, that sounds fair. Sure. Okay.

Looking forward to it. Could you? Could you do that? Half court on, oh there you go, okay. You gotta go see if you can do it. Taste for this. You got this. See if this might look like.

Kate, you're up after. Yeah. I think it would go two feet. Oh shit. The hat went backwards. Wait, let's make, let's make Jerry see this one knee. Yeah. We can play the national anthem. That ball sounds a little flat. Little. We need one guy with an air pump to come in and visit all our balls. Yeah. Yeah, that's yeah, that's the knee.

Should I do this one? This should be that one. Oh, say can you. Wasn't good. Janks can do it sitting down. Do it sitting down. Sitting down would be easier. Yeah, sitting down is easier. Oh, I thought. Oh, that was nothing but net. OK. Short again. Yeah, that's tough. Oh wow, Titus, you're kind of weak. Oh no. Oh, he nicked the rim. You ever done that? Shows kind of a standstill Titus. There we go.

How embarrassing. Sweet. See there's Luke. That's Blutman, that's Luke. This could take forever. I thought he played. You can't leave until you get it. I thought he was just like a sports guy. I have to do this.

God damn it! Did y'all see the clip where Frank asked Greg Oden about the AAU team? Yeah, the best AAU team ever. What? Frank was like, so you played on the best AAU team ever, right? You and

Mike Conley and Mark Titus. And Oden's like, why was Mark Titus and Odin's like why was Mark Titus a second name you mentioned off that team? Hey Mark! We need a third blotman to get that ball. Was that a fade away? Okay. Well Kate you played rugby right in college? Yeah. Do you want to let go like do like rugby moves How's your back pretty Is it healed? It's no it's getting better slowly, but surely I'm still doing my PT every week at the VA with the olds. Mm-hmm. A lot of stretch bands.

Is that depressing? Yep, big time. I see the future. The hustle of a Blutman is... It's unmatched. Yep. Oh, look at him. Who said this to me yesterday that Blutman is fat presenting but not fat?

That was me. Yeah. That was me. He is absolutely... That is exactly right. He's the aura of a hefty hefty man. He is not fat at all. No. But he looks fat. He carries himself with the shame of a fat man. He does. He's also hustle presenting because it looks like it but he's really just moving. He's not moving fat. Right. It's the hair. It's the head movement and the hair that makes it seem like he's really... And here comes another. Do we say it three times? All right, Mark, it's kind of getting to be a problem now.

Talk amongst yourselves. Oh, yeah, yeah. What's that thing? Is that a cart? Do you want to ride on that? What is that? Oh, so we have the world record streams coming up. Oh, I see.

That doesn't answer with that card. Oh yeah, the card's for one of the events. Has some carpets on it. Is that today? Yep. Does Blutman refuse a hairband, headband? Yeah. He pulls his hair out of his face 50 plus times a day.

Oh, second Blutman's doing nothing. Does he know we have a camera on this already? That pisses him off off don't do that It's a few it's one of the few blood men roles you can't feed them after midnight. That's right. I'm wet right and They also mate for life Don't bring a hookup Don't bring a hookup for a bloodman Bloodman sit on the egg for... They do, and very protective.

The female bloodman will kill the male after coitus. They say you swallow six bloodmans this year. You can see in the back of the wizard hall is a bloodman hanging himself off a tree. They say you swallow six blood You can see in the back of the wizard was a blood man hanging himself off a tree Always quitting just yelled at him. You're right there man. You're right for real. New video. What's up, I'm Mark Titus here at Barbra's Little Sports. I'm about to hit a half quarter sit down. First try. That would have been cool. That would have been really cool.

Yeah. Not really cool. Nah, it passed really cool. You can do the first try and then we can go. When you get close. You could just edit it to where... All right. Tyler, you gonna go play an activity? No, you're going to pay. You could just edit it to where... Tyler, you gonna go play an activity? No, you're going to pee.

Does anybody pride themselves in how fast they can like go to the bathroom? Kyle does, because he's the only one that runs out of here. If I know no other woman is in the bathroom, as soon as I start opening the door, my pants are unbuttoned and unzipped. As I'm shutting the door, they're down. As I'm going, I got the toilet paper right. I like, I like am one step ahead the whole way through. There was a new study that came out yesterday, two days ago, you shouldn't be on the toilet for more than 10 minutes.

I saw that, your... Circulation? I don't know. My feet have gone to sleep. I think it's a gravitational thing, you're going up. Your butthole starts coming out. Yeah. Your butthole does. Your pelvic floor floor starts falling through you just made that term up. No You're looking at a lady that a real tough time with one

What would you guys set the line at for a number of seconds for your morning piss? Oh? Or I'm like the standard for me the board. I don't really know I Or like the standard for men across the board. I don't really know. I'd 20, 22? I wouldn't know how to gauge. Guys probably don't do this. But if I'm in the bathroom with another woman and my pee is going too long to a point

where I feel like it's weirdly long, I'll stop and wait for her to leave. I just can't stop. Do y'all know how weird your pee sound? Yeah. Every now and then. Your pee sound really weird. I think it chips porcelain.

It is coming out of it. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, sounds like yeah Sometimes it hits a flap on the way out Yeah, Oh Blutman's fucking piss Talking girl piss guy how weird it sounds when girls pee we just got our ear to the door. Yeah, it's one of the worst sounds I actually have to pee right now. I'm gonna go so fast Kyle You take pride in how fast you pee what you take pride in like how fast you can go to the bathroom no

You always hustle the guys told me hustle out. I do I don't wash my hands no You always hustle the guys told me hustle out. I do I don't wash my hands. No Washing hands after peeing is kind of stupid. No, I'm not gonna say that It kind of is but like the thing is what are you touching the door? I think if you get Pete people don't like this my dick hasn't been anywhere in the last six months Anywhere, but it's like in a sweaty spot. Oh, spot oh no that's not true I can tell you last time you fucked oh yeah I was I did send you a message every time it was two Fridays ago okay yeah hotel sex yep yep you like fucking in hotel Danny Oh Oh my god Hotel sex. Yeah, I never have. I was trying to fake an answer More of a motel guy. Yeah

Brandon have you ever had sex in a tent? Be honest Yeah, no way yeah Outside for sure. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah, you used to be an outside guy, but in a tent I was thinking I was thinking to make sure that I could place myself in the tent and then yes I could. Yeah. But outside a lot. Really? Yeah. I guess down south on the farm. Just go outside on a pasture or take a blanket. Yeah. Romantic. Nothing gross about it. Horse flies all over us. It's a beautiful thing. That was the best pass. What pass like that? No, Kate, I'm not going to sit here and have you Romance nothing gross about it horse flies all over a beautiful thing Yeah, no Kate, I'm not gonna sit here and have you tell me you've never fucked outside that ain't happening

That looks hard Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom gonna be fast as hell can you take a we want to hear it Can you spy cams a mic spy cam? We're talking about how weird it sounds when the girls pay Titus you're gonna be hurt. I just give up you can't know you can't give up. It's close enough. You're so close. I Didn't know you're still going yeah wait don't show on camera Oh Love and rebound man Go get it then you did make a move. I know I was gonna protect camera, but I saw I wasn't going towards it

Do you know we're in an era of full-time? Trickshotters. Oh, yeah big time people Who live stream themselves like attempting it? Ten hours a day why I didn't know they were live so I always just thought it was Absolute slobs in their living room on like a lawn chair like throwing ping pong balls at like pots and pans Oh, yeah, like the wife begrudgingly has to like Get all the stray balls together There's a lot of weird trick shots now like they'll throw a paper towel roll at a paper towel to spook her. Yeah, they do it ten hours a day. Have you seen that? I understand it now. That's not a trick shot.

Yeah, but that's not a trick shot if you make it. I mean he makes a rock in a water bottle. The Mystique used to be like thinking that they did it first try though. Now the Mystique is how long did this take? How many attempts did this take? I don't want to take watch them do it Speed it up, but they don't excite me never have no No He's got to get Jenks was able to do this like instantly I think it's cuz the core strength drinks is just like Poster shirtless pick the other day. Oh my god. He look great. Yeah. He looked like a marvel. Yeah abs for days

Is he bitching now, yeah Is bloodman sweatshirt big? Yeah, he got me one. That's good car. I almost wore it today. They sent us both three exes That's like that's a mom sweater. Oh, right there. Did just good good job, Lukey Kate that was long so what's this guy throwing a straw through in the time? Yeah, I'm brought through a straw This is a guy that does live stream. Yeah, who fucking cares? Okay, I had to record it if you do it in oh, okay. No no You're always pissing debris people are screaming. Oh, he's so close People are screaming. Oh, he's so close! Whoa, what is that? I kind of get it like but like you invest a time watching now. I need to see him make it

But if you do it long enough, it's not a trick yeah, of course you got it eventually but those cards I Like also like you're by yourself dude you gotta have someone around to so like the twins you ever see the twins that do it Those they do the same reaction every time yeah And they jump up and down oh Let's go Marty mush and Dana during yeah these guys that's a perfect kovat thing they got really into that stuff wait can we hear the oh? Oh, he was real excited We're not currently showing market Well, that's just no there's three of them but eventually yeah

But now they're stuck doing this because they're getting paid to do oh yeah they just have to do it every day What three and a half million followers holy shit yeah, yeah, I don't know shit. Yeah, no I'm afraid to even like those videos now people are like oh that was clearly edited you got duped like maybe it was Yeah, I don't care. I don't care How's your core doing Titus? How's your core doing Titus? How's your core? Yeah, he's probably the only one that can reach the basket. I could even come close

We just had him sit down and try it once It's a real competitor 20 minutes later Bryson DeChambeau is doing a trick shot thing right now Oh, yeah over his house right every day. He gets an extra shot. That's pretty cool. I like that though oh My god Here it is that's no reaction let's go no reaction Here it is. No reaction. Let's go no reaction. Like a rookie hitting a home run for the first time. We should have a sporkle up in here when he comes back.

Yeah, get a sporkle ready. Get a sporkle ready. We still gotta just pause it. Yeah, wait. Wait, hold on. We'll still gotta just pause it, pause it. Watch it. Oh god, that was close. Yeah, wait, fill out a couple, fill out a couple. Yeah, just doing the- Spontaneous combust, yeah. Wait, do the random sparkle game that we do, TJ, cause that's more believable.

Yeah, I heard. That's more believable. Wait with me. What was it? I don't know. Okay. I'll say when he hits it, we're gonna say, all right, we got three in a row guys

Yeah, fourth Here's our fourth three and then All right, so that was probably blonde is stage screen screen screen screen screen carousel stage Mama, miss well screen screen screen Stage. Mama Mia stage. Screen. Screen. Screen. Screen. Screen.

Oh, before it came first. First. Stage. Stage. Stage. Stage. Screen. Wait, didn't Piliot, Elliot start as a stage thing? No, it started as a movie like in the 90s.

Now it's a, yeah. Okay, sorry. Producers, stage. Oh! That was what, four in a row? Four in a row. Yeah, it's Reuters stage. Oh! That was what, four in a row? Four in a row. Yeah, it's pretty good. Fuck.

What's up, Titus? Hey, guys. That was easy. What were you doing? That was a good preview. We started playing Sporkle. It was a good preview of Friday. Ha ha ha.

I'm not concerned at all. That was a lot of work. I made the mistake of being kind of close on the first attempt. Yeah. In retrospect, just giving up immediately would have been the more prudent move. Yeah, because once you take the second shot, then you can't leave. Yeah. Yeah, I had to make it.

Well, the first one, if I remember, I felt like, oh, I got this. And then I see how Jerry feels now. That's a good shot. What did Jerry do last night? Freeze. Freeze. I was like kind of I felt like I was like oh, I got this and then I see how Jerry feels now It's a good shot. What did Jerry do last night? Please three point three oh and I accidentally I were taking PMT and I was like hey Let me he had to get 15 And I was like let me just go real quick and I got 16 and just left and he was there really like three hours It's like people don't understand how short I am I'm five two. It's hard for me to get the ball

to the basket. Poor Jerry. That was season one of Jerry After Dark. Oh wow. Season two. Is he switching him in and out for two? I don't know, we are going to do full office streams once a quarter in the new year.

That's a goal of mine. Yeah. I like that. Jerry After Dark is such a great show. It is. It's like, get everyone involved once a quarter in the new year. That's what that's a goal. Yeah He I like your after dark is such a great show get everyone involved once a quarter Which I think is every three months That's a yes. Yes What you say Jerry yours Jay every three months. Yeah Whoever does another order system Yeah Seasons all the school members like the schools that

would do quarter systems and start to like college yeah colleges you'd schedule or to like mid-september our fiscal quarters a set thing for like is everybody kind of on a general same schedule think so right like a general world unfortunate that our smartest or is it like oh besides their own fiscal some companies fiscal year ends in like March or so oh yeah oh so every company's got their own fiscal count I've been with a company whose fiscal year started March 1st really Really? No shit. The NFL? No. Oh. No. But I think. Was Coca-Cola was paying? I think it varies. Is the NFL league New Year's March 5th? Wasn't

Coca-Cola. Is there a chance you go back to them? They should be in. Yeah. No, no, because I would have had to leave them to go back. Oh. You're still there. Yeah, still. Speeches are easy, man. What, you think I'm gonna blog with my time? We gotta do a gauntlet today. You wanna set it up for Doug? Yes. All right, I left this off the sheet. Yeah, gauntlets brought to you by Body Armor Sports Drink,

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Would you still work? What's the capital of Illinois? Springfield. I'd probably take a limo to Springfield and then... What? What the hell? A limo to Springfield? If you won the lottery, you would take a limo to Springfield, Illinois? Come back in time for the ad.

It's like a safe mode of transportation where I wouldn't be driving in there. That draws the most attention. Why not Uber? Why are you going there? If I won the lottery. If I had a lottery ticket. Because don't you have to take it to the Capitol to cash it? We don't talk about how safe limos are.

What is this, Donnie? Wait a minute. Is that a Thanksgiving dumpling? Oh my god. Do you cash it at the State Capitol that's not even the big question though. Why take a limo? Yeah, why the limo? Thank you. Um, I don't know uber just seems I guess I never thought about where you would cash the lottery ticket Where do you cash the lottery? I'm pretty sure you have to do it at your state capital

Like if it's a giant one. Really? And they give you cash? Or annuity. I mean, would you agree an Uber Black is classier than a limo? Never take the annuity. Annuity? Annuity. Oh.

Yeah, I mean you take the cash. Aren't you not supposed to take the annuity? Yeah, you're supposed to take the cash. What's annuity? Because if you die, you can't will it. Some every year. Oh, so take the big lump mm-hmm Take the big lump and invest it you'll make more than the annuity

Yes, there's a little bit of a claim center That's like the Bobby Bonia contract that everyone goes crazy for it's like it actually kind of was stupid He gets a million dollars every year million dollars like 20 years If you just take in the 20 million dollars on day one and put it in the stock market you would yeah You'd have a lot more money. Yeah Yeah, that was like I get it's cool to be like oh every year I have a million dollars, but it would have been a lot cooler to say yeah, I took 20 million dollars

I made it 60 million. Yeah, it's also a great deal for the Mets million dollars a year is nothing nothing Nothing ashtray money for Steve Cohen. How many years left does he have on that? It was 30 years That's pretty no camping cuz that would be over now, right? No, I sounded like 91 92 93. No like 93 It's over then What's the day? Oh, I see 11 through 35 a Check of one yet see that was stupid. I'm not stupid. I mean still coming out pretty good It's not the same thing, but it's kind of like the Otani deal right like he doesn't get his massive payments until 10 years from now Yeah

He should be way smarter invested But practically like would you rather have half a million dollars deposit deposited a draft at King's account on January 1st every year Would you rather get you know? Seven million dollars right now. Are you really gonna take it out and invest it or you just gonna Yes, I would oh I would also the half a million dollars my traffic account that would be gone by the weekend. Yeah, Super Bowl What are you talking about there. Yes, if you do you always have a million dollars you would just like yeah, it's not hard to invest it Just get one of those like rich people stocks where they just do all the stocks combined Just one you sit Jerry down you ask him his best ideas. Yeah, oh, he's got one right now. Oh, let's get him here risk-free investment

Jerry he's got a he's got a million dollar idea. I forgot That dumpling was so good. I could eat like 50 of those I Think Jerry's gonna make us millionaires He's not hustling every time also we not take, I forgot, we should not take any financial advice from Steven because remember he's the guy who said that if you get paid a million dollars that makes you a millionaire instantly. He also didn't make his car payments. Yeah, he didn't make his car payments.

He didn't understand what assets were. Is he the one who thought a... A waiter. A waiter. Made a million dollars. Made a million, yeah. Or a busboy, not a waiter. Made a million dollars. Made a million, yeah. Or a busboy, not a waiter.

Busboy, yep. Okay, Jerry's on the wet wheel. Yep. Nah, I was just kidding. Well, you are, but... Yeah, yeah, you are. We haven't spun yet. Jerry, you told me that you have an idea that will make us millionaires?

It's in the works right now, Yeah, okay. Can you explain it um? So Off to a hot start I don't want I don't want to say this publicly because I don't want other companies to find it out TJ cut the cameras why would other companies find it out? What do you mean? Is it illegal? Wouldn't that make it more like someone else would try to do it?

We'd get a higher bid? Just text it to Brandon. All right, there we go. We're off here. It's too much to text. Oh, we're off? Yeah. No, it's not.

It just has to do with AI. OK. And? Selling videos to AI. OK. High quality videos. So we would basically make videos for AI, and then they would have us forever,

and we would get paid. No likeness, no. Why would AI buy our videos? No likeness, because they want to, what's the word that starts with an R? Ooh, a lot of them rhyme. Yeah, one comes to mind right now. Maybe it doesn't start with an R. Oh, a lot of them. Rhyme? Yeah, one comes right now. Maybe it doesn't start with an R. Repurpose? Yeah, yeah, no, no, it's close. Repurpose. Recycle. Reproduce? No, I don't know. Replenish. Replenish! Replenish! You always gotta replenish! So they're trying to get humans doing certain things like shooting a basketball swinging the golf club

Stuff like that they want high quality videos of that which foreplay does a bunch of that stuff, too Like a Jerry after dark shooting a basketball Things like that they want they were stealing stuff in the past like going on people's pages Stealing it from celebrities and whatnot streamers and They end up getting sued but now they have to pay for this stuff now, but it has doesn't have to do with likeness or E Entity entity entity yeah, but not

Okay image No, no, that's he did it. He did the word okay? He did the word What do you think the word was before that's an entity or something? So so they're gonna we're gonna do a bunch of videos. No, we don't we don't do anything else So how do we what all the bar school videos are to this AI company? Yeah? Do you know what's like a general going price for say we give them a hundred videos, how much money would you give them? It comes down to quality and it comes down to hours. Okay.

So it's quality. I looked at it like Barstool has good cameras. Yeah. Quality, 20 years. What? Barstool's been in business for how long? Oh, we haven't always had good camera. Yeah, okay a decade 10 quantity Yeah, so they want all of our videos So then I'm gonna use them for AI

Correct. Yeah, I like that. All right. I'm in Mm-hmm. What is it? So here's why does AI need our yeah, what is Alvin Allen Iverson? So here's the thing I feel like we're putting ourselves out of business Just gonna say that no no you're not because they're just like videos and then just remake them. No no no no There is some big-time lawyers that are involved with stuff like this and you're the point person for us I texted Dave today. I said hey, they're gonna make employee list barstool So it's not just more so they want yeah Demise no they can't use our likeness they can't use Like they can't they're what did you text today? Let's start there

Has he called you we had a conversation about it. Yeah, and he said yes Well, there's some stipulations that I'm gonna I have already in place oh because you were the one who found the deal right gonna need more I said you want to make a couple million probably a lot more than a couple million to be honest JJ needs his cut though he said sure call me I called him and he he doesn't understand fully, but he kind of understands. Well, if you explain it like this, I'm with Dave. I don't understand. That's why I have, I don't want to say the company's name, but it's a massive, massive

company that is preparing a call with him. Okay. So, and you're going to get a cut? Oh, for sure. Yeah, I would hope so to bring him this yeah something massive like this finders fee correct Yeah, a couple mil nothing crazy. How did you find it? I'm not gonna out the guy the guy's been trying to be my manager for quite some time your sugar daddy No different guy okay for quite some time very very rich

Established great job, and he's just been a great guy, you know, offered to do a bunch of things for me haven't really taken up on anything. But really nice guy, hard worker, big shot type of guy. I trust him with my life. Jerry, I'm blushing. But this could be this could be a massive. Massive. Like, okay, they approached me first, and I'm like, Barsal owns me, so it's pretty much out the question. They can't, I can't do anything, you know what I mean? You don't want me, you want the company.

That's what you want, because essentially Dave and Barsal, in a way I guess, pretty much own everybody here. Right? Barstool, in a way, I guess, pretty much own everybody here. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Right? Mm-hmm. So like, they don't want guys like me, they don't want guys like KB, Nick, like you, like, they want...

Barstool. They want big time, millions of hours worth of film and footage. But once they have Barstool, what does that look like? I feel like, yeah, it feels like... We're screwing our no I don't think so. I think I think it sounds too good to be true right, but I don't think it is What is the significance of barstools footage? For value a lot of stuff a lot of stuff over. What does AI do with the video different types of things?

Like we do so many activities here like our stool streams even years ago stuff like that playing Jenga I feel like this is gonna end us end up us being like Accused of crimes and shit if we sell them all our videos yeah, and we no longer own our videos What it's not for likeness That's not what I'm saying so we don't own our catalog anymore. Yeah, you they would still oh yeah Yeah, yeah, Barstool still own it catalog anymore. Yeah, you they would still oh yeah, yeah, parcel so on it I think it's a licensing agreement, okay? but if AI can so though they would have everything and they could recreate barstool videos or

Or do new barstool videos I could take video of him and him and just have a AI anus What are they them for anymore? They can make a yak with like true? Yeah, yeah, yak's a better... I would like to see an A.I. anus. This stuff is not gonna be... Well you don't know what it's gonna be Jerry. But we'll be dead by then. Doesn't matter. How long do you think we're gonna live?

What are you talking about? We'll all be dead? Is that what you said? Yeah, by the time A.I. is like perfect, we'd be dead. What does it matter? So what are they listen? This is this is a this is a chant Dave is Set for the rest of his life life most likely right sir. This is a chance for him to do this deal and Give back to guys like you

And give back to guys like you How about you do the gauntlet right now verse Doug and if you win it I'll double your Finders fee and if you lose it you get nothing What yeah, you know I've been actually wanting to do the gauntlet again Yeah, cuz I have a couple bad times on there Yeah, but I got fucked because I did it one after one after Jerry after dark Well, how's your shoulders cuz I see you do it Doug will do you don't really need much shoulders for this Cuz it's only shooting threes, but my foot was the problem. The goal was the problem last time Kicking I'm talking about last night. You shot a thousand threes, right? I don't know about a thousand

Maybe the first ones you could your shoulder was fucked up. That's cuz I was cold. I went in cold. Yeah, all right I'm warm. Oh Wow, oh Wow, all right. Yeah, you go first and Doug Here we go Jerry put in a good time. I Don't understand anything. I don't know what you say anything he said I think anything He said he's saying like they would do an AI AI models create videos They need a source material to make if you type into AI guy shooting a basketball They need some sort of source footage to make a guy shooting a

Basketball like the AI model learns off of that So we're just making it smarter We sold all of our stuff it would improve their AI model because it's so much sample footage Oh guys playing basketball guys playing cornhole guys throwing a football around It's just like they would take that to improve God models Database I guess I don't know it honestly doesn't sound like the craziest thing. I've ever heard anyone say no I would be concerned about Giving away our entire catalog of footage to another company. Yeah, just because what could they do with that?

Who knows but so like our footage would essentially be like the yeah If random guy typed in like people podcasting it could use the data from a yak or a part of my takes footage to create what I? Generated podcast if I don't do any more work. I'm in I'm worried about us selling our entire catalog of footage to anybody Yeah, that's true. Yeah, by the way. I just got a big update Full disclosure, I always thought I just acted dumb, but that text made me realize. I'm not acting appreciate that they That text made me realize I'm not acting appreciate that They can smoke smokes Wow that just broke Right now broke off right. Yeah. Yeah, he was like holy shit. I am dumb been thinking about that

Yeah, he's been living this whole life being like oh, I'm just putting on an act Wow, wow that was important that was that's a breakthrough moment. All right, Jerry, you ready? All right, here we go. Hold on. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go. Come on, Jerry. You need a better time. Let's go.

He's got to beat nine something minutes. Yeah. That is really bad. Oh. Oh. That is really bad. Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh no. Oh God I'm that was that was Hot there you go Jerry.

Dude, he's crushing this. He's obsessed with throwing Rusty Moonballs now. Yeah. Do you think all his Jerry after darks have made him more athletic? Definitely. What? Yeah, he's doing really good. Niki Smokes, it broke his brain.

You got up, he texted me, full disclosure, I always thought I just acted dumb, but that text made me realize I'm not acting. Oh no. Yeah. Oh, this crisis would be funny. Huge breakthrough. Oh, Jerry! Tribute, Jerry! No, yeah, oh this crisis would be funny huge breakthrough Ranks of the US Army

Three colors on the German flag red yep black What else? Corporal? Lieutenant? Oh boy. Oh boy. Five top selling soft drinks in the US. Coke?

Pepsi? Sprite? Do you know teams that Doc Rivers coached? Clippers. Yeah my god. You're so close. Step Brothers? I don't know, what else? Which candy is this? Give me a break, give me a break.

Two ingredients in what? I don't know. Root. Break me off a piece of that blank. It's a candy. Give me a break. Good bar? Break me off.

What else? We're in trouble. Another color for the German flag gray say colors white Gray no Warmer Members of the brand depressed student bodies think of colleges where they would be depressed Washington he's he's big on Seattle being the high of Montana Wyoming

South Dakota you think no think of those that would be like brush trees Harvard Harvard. Yeah, oh Yale my apologies be why you Mormon right yeah, but hard schools ivy league or more Come on chair. I'm out what doc rivers who do you win a title with? Lakers I don't know the other one I said Rockets uh What year oh? oh, yeah

No idea uh So I had a great time. Seven members of BTS. Think of a Korean name. Chao. Max used to get mad at Toc Rivers. Seven members. Max used to get mad at Toc Rivers. 76ers.

There it is. I should have had a minute and fucking 45. That was a tough sporkle. Still a good time. What is it? A lieutenant ain't on there fucking 40. I was a tough sparkle. She had a good time What is it lieutenant ain't on there? No doesn't seem to be Here this you want to hear something crazy. Yeah, yeah, I Don't have the full information yet, so my word it means nothing You ever see the movie lone survivor yeah, my word means nothing, okay?

Last three nights. I've taken a massive dive to the point where I'm not even sleeping. This guy, Marcus Littrell, the guy who escaped, right, in Lone Survivor? Yeah. There's a chance that's a facade. That's a fake story. Oh yeah, Kate would know. Oh my god, military! Very high chance that that would be... He's a façade. That's a fake story. Oh yeah, Kate would know. Oh my god, military! Yeah. Very high chance that that would... He's a fraud! Is this the reason you haven't slept? Because of this? Is he a fraud?

We don't know... okay. Listen, I love the military. Yeah. I love the military. I think there was a chance they said, hey, this can go one way or the other. You're honest, and you get no money,

or we can change your life and you can be a multimillionaire set for the rest of your life and give a fake story. Wow. A lot I'll say extreme fabrication. Yeah okay. Wow. So none of that happens? So what I'm reading is, Katen you can attest to this, the guy who they were going after, the Taliban guy, they said he had ties to Bin Laden. But essentially this guy was a nobody who had like an army of like 10 people. The whole thing is like fabricated apparently. Whoa.

There's accounts from the village. Like they... Oh no. Yeah. Yes. He even said Kate, and correct me if I'm wrong in an interview with Anderson Cooper He he called himself a coward

for putting down his gun when his Navy SEAL brother was screaming his name for help and put down his gun during a gunfight called himself a coward and apparently he Escaped listen. I don't know if any of this is true. I don't, but I'm starting to. There's a lot of buzz in the community. This is kind of old news. And this guy is, how old is he? He's been out there for... Yeah, but Kate, you say it's been out there, but I haven't heard it though.

How does he live now? Pretty good. I'm not sure. Did he do like interviews and stuff? I feel like I haven't seen a, I don't follow. I don't want to speak ill of the dead. Wasn't there some Chris Kyle stuff too? That he didn't actually have the confirmed kills or something? There's always speculation, but the special forces are like super tight in it. That makes sense. Kate, were you a Marine?

Yeah. Perfect. The wagons were you marine yeah perfect The Marines Were pissed that they sent the seals on this mission because the Marines were scouting this area for eight to ten months beforehand and They were pissed the seals came in with no experience of the terrain or anything like that The Marines felt like they should have been the ones. A little disrespect. Because they had the recon and everything there. So they sent four seals there with,

I mean, terrible reception. They couldn't get in contact with it. It was a disaster. Shit, Joe. Yeah, a lot of speculation. Look into it if you're looking for a rabbit hole. This was a long time ago. Jerry, do you believe this is true?

The thing is, I love the stories. The story is so much, I get emotional thinking about people fighting for this country. I'd hate for it to be false. Like the movie and the book, I'd hate for that to be false. But I'm not, if it's a fake movie, movie fake book and a lot of that stuff didn't happen I'd be pretty upset There's another one he wasn't a soldier anything But Greg Mortenson stones for schools was like a wildly popular book out of Afghanistan at the time too about his experience like helping

That and it turns out like that was pretty much all fake IDM Marcus Luttrell 101 I DM'd Marcus Luttrell. No. Oh no. Oh before you knew about this? Oh no. You're praising him? This is like when you DM'd the Murdoch kid who died. Yeah he had that stuff. Before you got to the end. Yeah he didn't get to the end. He DM'd one of them and was like fuck you you crumbum. Then he got to episode 3 and he's like oh that guy's dead.

Yeah. But I guess movies are always supposed to be More dramatic right yeah, yeah, but I think this goes a lot deeper than than what it's if you play Are they throwing the ball at each other's playing up? Oh? Yeah? This is a great. Oh, this is a great clip of yak history is Military conspiracy, and they're playing nutball. They're playing nut Oh, I want to see one of them get hit in the nuts. That's a great game. Nutball's great. I want to play bad. Look on Reddit, Jerry.

You can find some scuttlebutt from people who are closer to the story. I stay away from Reddit because that's when they talk about Jerry kill yourself type stuff. Oh. I stay away from that one. Smart. All right. Thank you, Jerry. Yeah, I wish I got a better time. Smart. Alright, thank you Jerry. Yeah, I wish I got a better time. Sorry. No, no, it's a good time. Tommy John by the way. Tommy John is hands down the best underwear I've ever worn. Everything Tommy John makes it

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Dougie time. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug.'s Doug Dougie time Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug There's not enough Dugs in the world. No you're right. They're dying breed I Loved that show when I was a kid. Yeah, me too loved. I wanted to move to Bluffington I just got the beats just put out a record on vinyl really yeah Yeah, I Need it's on the vine. I might have an extra one upstairs. I'll snag it for you. Please yeah Songs from Bluffington, I heard still playing and touring a few guys have dropped out yeah Yeah, they're doing their best the main guys guys are still there, for the most part.

Remember the episode where he got his zit on his nose? Oh, it was a doozy. Before his date with Patty Mann, and it was ordering pizzas and like. One of the episodes really upset me for some reason when his dad only got him a football for his birthday. Yes. But at the end, they were passing footballs.

It was beautiful. Doug, Doug, Doug. Ready, Doug? Come on, Doug. Let Doug come on Doug let's go Doug Doug's a bucket oh my god the office is rallying oh let's go oh my god you here we go Doug come on Doug He hasn't even hit the board that's okay, it's not Kate. No. It's really not Dougie gotta get it in Dougie Come on Doug whenever you're ready Doug here. We go. It's on you here. We go All right, Doug you can make one whenever whenever you want

Yeah, back in New York. We had Roger Klotz call in to the ad for Kyle's birthday amazing Supply surprise oh No, Doug oh no Doug shit left foot oh no oh malice ex on his shit oh no oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Good I hope so That ball never even came back down. He's so sweet. He's such a sweet boy. Is that good? We need some music TJ dude dogs on audio There we go all right, he's a bucket. He's a bucket, he's a bucket. Doug can who? Doug can ball. Oh!

Doug! Doug can ball! Oh no. I know Doug can ball. Does he ball on Friday? Yeah, he's a good teammate to have. And he's like the opposite of Tom Lay. When I tell Tom Lay, like, oh you always make these, I tell Doug, Doug like shoot more and I'm being earnest. Here we go Doug. Come on Doug.

Let's see. Apple, HP, Mac, or what a nerd. Microsoft. Do you know that you know the nine countries where the following athletes were born yokich Wiggins and Serbia, Canada. Yep Croatia, yep Dominican Republic, yeah, Rico show in Japan So in score Alex Morgan Megan Rapinoe Tether ball maybe tennis tennis for sure Tetherball maybe tennis tennis for sure No more Rupino Rupino Rupino Rupino

27 oh it was a start 27 starts screwing me a little bit, but I'll tell you to go dog job dog. Thank you That's fun The great we had fun. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, I'm glad important important the whole office really rallied around you I know that felt good. I didn't know that was gonna happen might be highest approval rating in the office. He might be So look at that first page dog. No yeah PD first page dog 227 was what he was at Goddamn who do you bump off who's the top of page two now? That's yeah, that might hurt the approval rating. Yeah, this is important dog oh no

what a dickhead that's a doom doom if i bumped up the person before i feel like that would have been a big applause yes but it's big justice oh

wow what a 180 Yeah, that's a child bullied him off the first bully the child off the first like that you're gonna have to break the news to him Yeah, that's great Doug and I went three for three on pissing at the same time yesterday. Oh, yep. You guys are synced up Yeah, love that different bathrooms, too. Yeah Little weird. Well, it's weird All right. Well good job Doug. Thank you you. I'll spin the wheel TJ. I Think big justice as a Rolex now

Yes, Steve will do it gave it to him notice in the role that's fine. Where and he's wearing a Rolex and all the videos Oh dinner with white socks to get back on We should actually There's a Currently there's like a probably 45 tweet thread Debating whether Paying for white socks Dave's to go dinner is a waste or not. Wait, really? Yeah that I'm involved like I'm is it tagged in but I'm not

Is an internal thing like people here? No, it's oh people just pocket watching being like this is the dumbest use of money ever It's like no we've spent money on way dumber Way dumber yeah Yeah And we'll keep spending on dinner with white socks Dave Yeah, we didn't have it. We wouldn't have gotten the double great from Connor Griffin yesterday. Yeah, or what did he say? It's not bad

That paid for it itself my god another year at least We're gonna watch the clip right now We want you right now watch right now to do why not what the double that's not bad from two different scoops present and past skew That's a good way to go out today, where's Doug to do the audio? about 30 minutes after this don't be late to these stool streams world records trying to break several actual world record attempts and some slightly made up ones can you give us an example? yeah they're pretty simple.

Toilet paper stacking. That's like a very competitive realm. The highest in 30 seconds that anyone has ever been able to stack, 28 rolls. That's high up. Just one single column? One single column. And people are so into it, they'll

have like wooden pegs with the toilet paper already so that they can go like, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch, all the way up. And. Huh, 28 and 30 seconds? 28 and 30 seconds, 28 rolls. Almost one per second. Yep.

If I'm doing my math right, that seems. Can you double check that, Che? That math. Yeah. That seems difficult. There's a world record for stacking toilet paper on your hand. There's, we're not doing this paper on your hand. There's...

We're not doing this one, but the fastest a whole roll has ever been unrolled was like 4.2 seconds. Whoa. And you think there's a chance you guys can beat these records? There's a couple of the records that I think maybe there's a shot at. We tried to undo the roll at Stu's house. Remember? Yes. We did CD stacking. Oh yeah.

Tape stomping. Yes. Remember yes, we did CD stacking oh yeah I'm yes It was a little bit of a spoke of world records, but yeah, you're not allowed to say their name right there So they're there oh really good to know for this don't don't acknowledge them don't praise them They're one of the worst organizations out Shit, they're one of the only organizations that like does take downs if you say their names show their video one of the worst organizations Nazis Antifa Guinness Book of World Records KKK KKK Guinness Book of World Records. Oh real quick three birthdays. Who's been masturbated to the most in 2024?

Oh, yeah, Joe Biden, Future, Bo Derek. This year? Yes. Future? He's handsome. I think it's Future, Bo Derek, Joe Biden. I don't think ladies are really... Well, Bo Derek has the archives of news.

Yeah. Which I'm sure guys are loyal to that. Anyone who watches Tommy Boy and they're like, who's that? Joe Biden is the president Biden has the mean He's gotten the most views by far like just of himself so now if you said he has a hot picture Sex dreams changes this because you see Joe Biden so much. Yeah Does it count if you're jerking off while he just happens to be on the TV? This can be girls or boys. Huh?

So it doesn't have to be jerking off. What do you mean? Mastermind. But I'm saying does it count if you just happen to be on the TV? Oh no no that doesn't count. Future. I think it's Biden-Derek future. What?

Many people are jerking off to Biden? I think he's so seen. I think a lot of older women would. Yeah, daddy shit. But maybe not. It's a good year for future. A lot of Kendrick fans jerking it to him probably. But are older women masturbating?

Do older people masturbate? You don't have to use the word older. Yeah, are women doing that? No. Yes. Women don't even get horny doing that? No. Yes. Women don't even get horny. No. None of the women I've ever dated.

They just have a headache. Yeah. I've dated a lot of women. None of them have ever gotten horny. They get excited about how horny you get. Not themselves. There's no way. No way.

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