The Yak - Jersey Jerry Has Created a Monster | The Yak 6-16-23

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

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We're going to go mega. Mega. We have to go mega. Mega. We're on the precipice of mega, and I can feel it in my loins. We're so close to mega. There was a brand meeting. Yesterday.

And they had everything looped into, it was mega brands. Emerging. Emerging. Emerging brands. Challenging brands. I think they meant challenged. Challenged brands. No. And the Yak was in emerging.

So there's only one place to go, and that's mega. Holy fuck. Yeah. Can I see the exact breakdown of everything, or is that not fair to? I'll send you it. Yeah, I don't think we show it but i don't like to show does challenger brands mean that we're in competition with each other yeah because it's a spaceship we're gonna relegate yeah in wrestling there's like a challenger belt

yeah sure we're all going for like the hardcore title not really the world title right but the goal is to get mega. Yeah, we need to be mega. And it's all about merch. I didn't sleep last night because I want to be mega. I woke Tommy up. Eight hours. Jerry!

Big six! All of our podcasts were challenging, which is bad. Challenging? It's tough to sell for. I think that's what it meant. Oh no. No. Oh no, Ron. What are you seeing, Ron? I'm very challenged. I'm challenged too. Oh, you're part of Mega. We're gonna go Mega.

Fuck yeah, we gotta go Mega. We got to go Mega. I'm happy to be a merchant. I would sacrifice the actual show to just sell. I'd cut off a ball to go Mega. Okay. I'd cut off a ball to go mega. Okay. I mean, would that not do numbers?

It would help. Should we start? Is self-mutilation to go mega allowed? Yes. Yes, it is. I think in the eyes of heaven, it's still fine. So we have. In the eyes of God.

We have 140 fingers and toes. That's a lot of stuff we can do to get mega. The big eight. Big eight. Happy for the boys. Did you get some yourself? All right. All right, thank you.

That boy's looking slim. Very slim. Good for him. That's no iceberg. 150 milligram. World T-shirts did one. There's an iceberg? Oh, dude, they don't fuck around with their...

Yeah, in Iceland. ...snus dip, anything in Scandinavia. Yeah. I used to... I'm not proud of it, but I used to have, like, this Swedish dip that... Fuck, bro, this fucking dog, man. This cute-ass dog. Cute-ass dog.

Oh, he's so cute. That's Snapchat. That's Snapchat Steve's dog. Fuck, bro. This fucking dog, man. This cute-ass dog. Cute-ass dog. No, he's so cute. That's Snapchat. That's Snapchat Steve's dog. Get it in here. Was that an Australian shepherd? What's this dog's name? Oh, my God. Where are you from?

Hi. What's his name? Snapchat Benny. Benny. Benny. Benny? Benny. Benny the Jet.

Benny or Benny? Hi, Benny. I got some fucking nerve, bro. Hey, that's my Sandy Koufax paw. What the fuck? Why is it still there? Benny. Play fetch.

You should actually play fetch with it. Oh, my God. Hi. This dog is very smart. Earlier, it had a ball in its mouth, but it wanted a second ball, and it was rolling the second ball with its nose to go where it wanted to go. Very smart dog. I like this dog, Penny.

Did you hear about the shepherd dog that was in a car accident and got flung from the car and they found it a couple days later at a pasture herding sheep? Doing its thing? Went to work. It just was freed. Like when your son ran away. Jerry, can you tell if a dog is trained right away? Yeah, probably.

He's trained. This is good. Is she or he? Penny is a boy's name? Penny. Penny the Jet. I'm going to sit. I'm going to sit. Jenny? Sit. Sit. Penny, sit. Do a confidence. Great eyes.

Great eyes. Beautiful. Is he a mess? Is he like a ton of energy or what? He's got an ass, too. Yeah, I noticed that. energy or what? He's got an ass too. He really does. He's got a fucking ass. Like a sheep, honestly. A Blattman of dogs.

No tail either. Word on the street is Blattman faked his... Thanks, Steve. Great dog. Great dog. Blattman faked his wrist injury so he could go in for a Brazilian butt lift. Yep. He's going down under.

That's what I heard. He's going to sit backwards on the plane seat on the way back. Jerry, you can tell it's pretty binary if someone has a lift or not. Oh, yeah. Instant? Instantly. I wish we had a way to pull up a picture. Is there a test?

Is this a butt lift or not? Don't we see, like, before and afters? We should do a butt lift sparkle. That would be awesome. I had an idea about butts this morning. Okay. All right. Everyone buckle in.

We should actually get seatbelts for our... You've got a new way to poop. Put on your goggles, your helmet. Jay's got a thought about butts. So this is a merch idea, actually. Barstool famously wrote articles called Guess That Ass a long time ago. Did you guess that ass? I didn't, no.

2024, yak calendar. All of our asses. We don't know whose ass is whose. It's not going to get us mega. Which one will be Zaz? I think all of our asses are very easy to tell immediately. Me and Roan, I bet you have similar ass. What if you guys remade the Yeti butts poster?

Remember the hot girl sitting on the pink Floyd? Yeah, we could do a butts calendar. You guys good. What about cock shafts? I feel like that's a bit too far, but... Just a butt. Not that far away from butts. Just the shafts.

Yeah. I like that. If it's just a shaft, I bet you it doesn't have to be blurred on television. Oh, just the shaft. Yeah. So it takes up the whole page. So you see either the stem nor the head.

Not the full shaft. No. Just texture and skin. We could put out a paint swatch of all of ours. Yeah. There's no bad ideas when trying to go mega. But the name of the calendar would be Guess That Ass, but it would be us.

What if we took the penis shafts and we colored each of them and we put them in a crayon box? Okay. Cut them off. And no bad ideas. Oh, it's not a bad idea. You have to say bad ideas right before you're about to say a bad idea. It's a really good trick. No bad ideas for brainstorming here.

What if we all suck each other's dicks on camera? No bad ideas. How much? How much sucking or how much money? It's mega. It's where we're going. It's where we're headed.

Trying to be mega. Yeah. Can we show the video of you waking up Tommy? I don't want to show that. Oh, don't. Because I'm moving right now in the house of the mess.

I don't want people to be like, oh, look at this house. You woke him up from slumber to tell him you're working. Yeah, pretty much. He's slumber. What? He woke up. He like hit him and was like, Tommy, we're about to go mega.

What did Tommy say? He's just, oh, all right. He was supportive. And his brother hit him. Did you guys see the, were you guys tuned into this meeting? Someone showed up 26 minutes late. It was Wayne Sucks. Wayne Sucks.

Oh, my God. At that point, you don't go. That's great. Yeah, I didn't go. I watched it after. I can send it to you, Rune, if you want to watch it. Hell, yeah. I got to watch this.

It's like 48 minutes long, though. Sounds sick. It's like a little private podcast of who's doing bad. No, yeah. If you're having a good day and don't want to be, watch that. Awesome. That's perfect for today. Humble yourself.

ZBT was great while it lasted. We had a good challenge. Now, are these rankings alphabetical? Kate. Damn. Be sure to get our shirt. We were right next to you. Alphabetical? Kate. No. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Damn. Be sure to get our shirt while you still can. It's available in the store.

100% of proceeds going to cost. Wait, so hold on, Stephen. Are you taking these other questions and putting them on Twitter before we do the act? Yeah. That way we can have organic fodder. But it's not really organic at that point. It's kind of forced. I think you've got to do the leftover other questions.

Go on Twitter. And then what, we talk about it the next day? No, we don't talk about a lot of your questions. I know. That's why I feel like this is a good outlet. This is a small other today, too. You might get a really good answer from somebody that's really interesting and worth bringing up on the show if it get a really good answer from somebody that's really interesting and worth bringing up

on the show if it's like a weird enough answer. So it could be a little nugget to bring on. Yeah, Nick Mangold said the turf

gets very hot in the summer. I mean, Mangold isn't taking us mega guys. Why are you using the word druthers, Steven?

I feel like it's an underutilized word. So how are you going to drain the water when it rains? What? Turf? Artificial turf.

You've got to build a drainage system. It's got its own drainage system. It drains a lot easier than regular grass. I'm pretty sure the pebbles, the rubber balls give you cancer. Yeah, like 10 of the fillies all got the same kind of brain cancer. And it was from the turf. Oh, I thought it was from the turf. I think that was from their locker room.

Oh, really? I thought it was the Astrid turf. Yeah, I thought it was like lead paint or something think that was from their locker room. Oh, really? I thought it was the AstroTurf. I thought it was like lead paint or something. I don't know. I'm not even sure. It was like, yeah, all the... Darren Dalton died, right? Yeah, but I didn't know that that was from being on the Phillies.

Isn't that one of the bigger stories? Yeah, like, you look it up. All of them from that era all got this team. It was a big... I remember reading this. Yeah. I thought it was AstroTurf, because there was a lot of AstroTurf cases like that. Yeah, but the Eagles would have gotten it two back then because they shared the stadium.

They might have had a different locker room. I don't know. It might have been the locker room. But if it was a turf. That's a good point. It's also 82 games versus eight home games. That's a good point. Another point.

There's a debate going on. It's 81, not 82. That'd be crazy. Well, what about that one preseason spring training game that they have? Always have that, yes. They do, actually. I know. They always have one. I was in a TikTok all last night. Oh, was it, sir, if you're right? About lawnmowers. This

luba. What? You ever heard of luba? The lawnmower? No. Is this the one you showed me this morning? Crazy. What is it? What about the luba? It's a rumba for your yard. Oh, like a rumba? Yeah, but a lawnmower. What the hell? I got to see this.

It's incredible. How's it do on hills? Really good. Can it sense like a toddler on the lawn? Yeah, I think it mows every day. That's what I thought. It's going to kill somebody. Yeah.

What about a tennis ball? It's really smart. Yeah? Like GPS. The rumbas themselves are all-time great ideas, and they never work the way you want. They don't work that great. It's the same thing. Ah, this is different.

But also, like, the lawn needs to be mowed. The way that, like... This guy's still following it. Yeah, he's mowing. Yeah. No, you can do it by hand, or the GPS sensor does it by itself. What do you mean you can do it by hand?

That's just a... With a remote control. Or you can just let it do its thing. See the GPS system? Seems like you're giving the government an exact layout of your lawn. What's the other guy? That guy's crazy. Yeah, I kind of like that other guy.

Pushing the mower is something that we should be passed by now as a society. That's a terrible lawn. I think, what percentage of men do you think want to be mowing the lawn? I like mowing the lawn as well. I was excited to mow my own lawn until I seen this last night. Wait, so you were watching TikToks?

Yeah, like TikTok. How much does this cost? In the wild? $2,800. Huh. I mean, if you think about it, a lawnmower that you sit on top of costs that much at least that much yeah usually

this thing goes like every two days though do you need to trim it that much if you're not trimming it you can where do the clippings go good question sounds like you still have to do the clippings.

They need a system. That's the annoying part. In a follow-up machine, it grabs the clippings. Well, if it's doing it every two days. Because it's like you're barely getting anything off. Like by the time it's like a week or two in, you're barely getting anything off the lawn. You can just let it. Even if they're small, their clippings would add up.

Pretty little. Some people leave the clippings. Some people bag the clippings. So it's not like everybody does the same thing. Mississippi always left the clippings would add up. Pretty little. Some people leave the clippings. Some people bag the clippings, though. It's not like everybody does the same thing with the clippings. Mississippi always left the clippings because who cares? Right. Up here, I bag the clippings. Don't the clippings keep the ground cool underneath?

I don't know. It's a bug's place to hide. Yeah, that's also true. What kind of lawnmower do you have, Brandon? I have a push mower right now. I have an electric push mower. Electric, really? Yeah, because I just have a small yard in right now. I have an electric push mower. Electric, really? Because I just have a small yard in Jersey.

I didn't even know they made electrics. Yeah, they do. It's a Ryobi. Ryobi, DeWalt. Really? You think it would be fun to be one of these golf course head attendants? You just mow lawns for a living? You got to be up.

Remember they did that series? Foreplay did that. Yeah. I think they're doing exactly what they love. They love that shit. Yeah, you got to be up early. You got to be up. Remember they did that series? Foreplay did that. Yeah. I think they're doing exactly what they love. They love that shit. Yeah, you got to be up early, but you also don't... You have to get some going.

You don't have to stay up for anything. That's true. That's my uncle retired, and twice a week he goes to a golf course and helps cut the grass, and he fucking loves it.

Really? Yep, he loves it. The starter's always a retired guy that's just living their life. It's like a career, though. Oh, yeah. It's like weekenders doing it. It's you study in college yeah it's fascinating maybe not

fast things maybe not the right word it's different i met uh i was at a spit and chiclets party down in philly and i met a guy who had an eagle super bowl ring and i was like oh how what's your thing with the team he's like oh i'm the the lawn guy like I guess the turf is half whatever he's like I went to I think like University of Oklahoma has a grass major yeah like it's a whole four-year we have that major he was wearing the ring he got one because he was considered like part of the team I don't think you could was it like the ring ceremony or right after it I don't he just we were at a bar he pulled it out of his pocket. Oh, in his pocket. Yeah. What they do,

I think, for a lot of teams is they offer a ring to like every, all the staff, but it's got less diamonds. Yeah.

And you can buy it, like you can buy different tiers. Oh, he had to buy it, you think probably. Yeah. That sucks. It depends.

Maybe, maybe. How about the grass guy didn't have to buy it? But like, if you work in sales, ticket sales, you could get a ring. Cafeteria worker. Oh, really? Right. Maybe. I bet the grass guy didn't have to buy it. But like, if you work in sales, ticket sales, you could get a ring. Cafeteria worker. Oh, really? Right.

Usually the staff gets a different quality ring. That's what I said. If we go mega. And the staff sometimes gets a different quality ring. Less diamonds? Can we get rings if we go mega? Yeah, we can get rings if we go mega. How do you know if you become mega?

I think you just feel it. You wake up different. You're six inches taller. I love that. I feel funny. I'm mega. I can't picture myself six inches taller. I can.

You'd be a monster, dude. I'd be a bully. Would you be mean? Yeah. Is the only reason you're nice because you're not tall? Is that why you're back? It's like 6'2". What about those things you put in your shoes?

Yeah. How many inches does that add? A couple. Two and a third. We sponsored. We had a sponsor. There's a pair of them lying around here. Yeah.

Damn, that's pretty cool. I should start doing that. We have a pair? Definitely. Let me look in this box. Unless they're not directly in front of you, they're gone. What size are you, Jerry? You can just take the lifts out of the shoes. Seven have a pair? Definitely. Let me look in this box. Unless they're not directly in front of you, they're gone. What size are you, Jerry?

You can just take the lifts out of the shoes. Seven and a half. Oh. Really? You know that? You knew that, Brandon. Eight and a half on a good day. Depends on the sneaker, though.

Not even to eight. You jump all the way to... Oh, yeah. I'll do. Oh, yeah, that's... You want to do... Wear roller skates around. I would crush myself in those.

You probably would be fucking so much. It would probably be unhealthy for you. She became a roller boy. Roller blading around, fucking six inches taller, big ass beard. Never take them off. What is the perfect height for a guy? Not saying we go for guys, but you know what I mean. 6'1".

6'1 to 6'3". No, it's 6'6", 6'8". That's not true. No, that's too tall. No, dude. Have you ever seen a very handsome 6'6 guy? He dominates the world. No way.

That's all comfort. A 6'6 guy can't even play. You guys are coping for your height. Even play roofball. Yeah, I cope. God damn it. And it's even too small. I'm biased, but I do think I'm 6'2".

You think a 6'6 guy has never been turned down for his height? I think that's too tall. I think he's right. A good-looking 6'6 guy is in charge of everything. You run everything. I'm 6'5". I'm not good-looking. I'm ugly.

But a good-looking 6'6 guy is king. I see that and I think when we travel together, he's going to complain if we don't have good plane seats. He's going to die. We're going to have good plane seats. He's going to do a smaller car. 6'6 is a little much. I think it's 6'1 to 6'3.

Yeah, I think right before a stranger would say, whoa, you're tall. Right. Yeah. I think 6'6 you might get a little taller. So yeah, before it would hinder your- No, you get- I bet you get that at 6'5. You get that at 6'5, yeah. Yeah. I think 6'6", you might get it. So, yeah, before it would hinder your- No, you get it. I bet you get that at 6'5". You get that at 6'5", yeah.

Yeah. Are you 6'5"? I don't get- I'm 6'5". You're 6'5", Brandon? Yeah. I don't get, whoa, you're tall. I'm 6'5".

Stand up. Really? Brick, how tall are you? 6'2". 6'2". You don't get you're tall? I don't get you're- How often do you get you're tall?

Does it ever annoy you? Not that often, but I get it. Does it ever annoy you? No. I think the difference between those two and a half inches is I don't get, whoa, you're tall, but people, like, I can see it in their eyes. Respect you. Right.

They're not like, hey, what's it like being so tall? Because I'm not an anomaly. I know some skinny, six-six, six-packed, rich dudes with probably monster dicks that do great. Talking about Tyler Miller? Yeah. Tyler Miller's not 6'6". You had to pick a height. What would you pick?

Of course, of course. What would you pick? 6'1". I would pick 6'6". Really? I'd pick 6'4", I think. Nah. I think 6'4 might be a little bit better. I think 6'6". Really? I'd pick 6'4", I think. Nah. I think 6'4 might be a little bit better.

I think 6'4". Like, 6'6 is abnormally tall. 6'4 is on the high end of average tall. Well, are you guaranteed a body type? Or do you got to work for it? Like, if you're a lumpy 6'4", that's not much better than a lumpy 6'1". But, like, if you're, like, a jacked fucking monster 6'4", you can fucking command the room. That's what I'm saying.

The jacked 6'4". That's true. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Fat. Not that we go for guys. Fat trumps height. Yeah.

Yeah, fat cancels height. Like, there are people aren't like that. Maybe that's why people don't say I'm tall They're like oh you're overweight Right So wait No it's true Wait where does

It's true if I was skinny They'd be like oh you're tall Because you don't tell someone Oh you're skinny Where does bald lie on fat Bald Trump's Oh shit Bald Trump's

Bald does kind of take off Oh I don't know No there's hot bald though And that's a sign That you have high testosterone Which means you normally Have a hog on, though. And that's a sign that you have high testosterone, which means you normally have a hog on you. No way.

That's what I heard. You do have high testosterone. Because you have so much that your hair falls out. You're such a big dick that your hair falls out. Maybe some bald guy. That's not true at all.

Some bald guy told me that before we hooked up once. Yeah. So bald outweighs fat, which outweighs tall? I think bald trumps everything. Like, you notice a guy who's bald. But then you're not like. Like, you notice a guy who's bald.

But then you're not like, whoa, I didn't realize you're fat. If a guy's 6'10", you notice that before you notice he's bald. But bald is better than a guy that you can tell is hanging on when he shouldn't anymore. That guy. Way better. Yeah, but then you also come in the problem. That guy was hanging on. That guy was hanging on.

What guy? He's gone now. Thank God. Random employee. Because I thought he's gone now. Thank God. Random employee. He's the only one that saw it. Oh, no. There's a problem with... Escape, bro.

He escaped because that was about to be bad for him. Non-hanging on, if you shave it, if you bick it, then you get into the whole, are you bald or are you a white supremacist? True. I almost did it yesterday. What? I almost did it yesterday.

Was Bic ticked? Bic ticked your head? Yeah. I chickened out. You would give off white supremacist vibes. No way. Yes. He's not far from a shaved head now. You'd be fine.

This is a one. Not because he has a beard. Yeah, that's a good haircut. You should try beard even longer. Bald. Really? Right. Jerry can grow a beard in two days.

Yeah. It's crazy. Like a chia pet. Yeah. Chopper. Bald head, big beard, leather vest, chopper. Swastika tattoo. That would be adjacent.

There are the, I go down the rabbit hole, so the transfer, the guys who are losing it and then get the wigs glued on that last for a month or two. And it is amazing the way, the transformation that it does. I would be a toupee guy for sure. Bad woman. Say something. When Gilly and Wallow got their fake hair, do you guys ever see that?

That was so funny. No, I want to see it. It looks so good and so cool they look like kid in play yeah they just have like high touch screen jerry we're about to lose the golf here tj touch it touch it touch the screen that's the screen touch screen whatever let's tell it fuck Keep streaming. Fuck it. Whatever. Nine seconds, dude. We're dead. They just don't care.

They're just going to let us lose the golf. Shut up, Brandon. Two, one. Over. It's over. You shut up, TJ. Let's go, Zah. Let's say we don't care.

Save us, Zah. Shut up, TJ. What do you guys need to do for Father's Day? Just barbecue. By yourself? I'm supposed to be going over family for Father's Day? Just barbecue. By yourself? I'm supposed to be going over to family's house, but we'll see. My aunt, she is just... She's miserable.

What? She just complains about everything. Like what? She's awesome. Really good person. She's just old and miserable. What does she complain about? Everything.

Like, give me an example. What do you expect when you walk over to her house? Like, the other day, she's like, man, like, I came over to her house, whatever, last week, and, you know, she's a great cook. So we were all, you know, excited to go. Me, my girlfriend, my mom, my son. Like, I get there. She's like, oh, Aunt Barb, what's, you know, what get there. She's like, oh, Aunt Barb, what you cooking? She's like, oh, man, you don't make a move without eating, huh?

She just hates you. My cousin's building a pizzeria. And the location isn't that great because it's kind of on a small street on the side. She goes to visit the pizzeria for the first time. Now it's beautiful inside. It's really nice. And she looks at it. She's like, where's the parking?

It's like one of those. Okay, I know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does she smoke? No. Oh. No. Curmudgeon, though.

Yeah. Any insight on what Joe Rogan's doing for Father's Day? No. Curmudgeon, though. Yeah. Any insight on what Joe Rogan's doing for Father's Day? No. Because that's your uncle. It's not. Stop saying that. Oh. Is he going to Jersey?

Have you ever called him uncle? No, I have not. Never. Promise. For dads, Father's Day is bigger than birthdays, right? What do you mean? I think Father's Day is bigger than birthdays right What do you mean I think Father's Day is dead Not the same

What What What do you think Have you even been a dad on Father's Day Yeah Once it was nothing He was Yeah I guess you're right

Like nothing Like your own birthday Yes Cause my son's birthday It falls on Father's Day And and that trumps last year. Your son's birthday trumps everything. Nothing. That's it.

Nothing. Bullshit. I would rank Father's Day ahead of birthdays in terms of the praise you get and whatever. Who's in charge of it? Is it the wife or the kids? It's the wife. Wife. Mom or the kids?

I'll tell you this. It depends on how happy I am with him. Oh, so you don't decide Father's Day until the morning of? I say, has he been pulling his weight? If not, you're just getting a balloon. How's it looking for him this year? He's in Texas. He's not even around.

I think Father's Day is like the first two hours of the day. Then it kind of ends. That's not really a holiday that has any lasting implications at all. Might get some waffles. I try to get in, like, one fun thing and then taste some sort of tasty food. I'll always tell my wife, can I buy my gift and have you give it to me? Oh, that's smart. I think I'm buying myself a pair of shoes this year and having her present them to me on Father's Day.

What kind of shoes? Probably the ones. I just need my summer shoes, my low-top shoes. I haven't bought a summer pair. This is last year's summer pair. I don't like wearing the high tops in the summer. I've been buying shoes off of not a well-known brand, and I'm waiting for you to find it.

Is that what you're wearing now? Yeah. I like the ones you have on there today. I don't copy. Same brand. First of all, you said, hey, you should be a ones guy. I didn't. You said that.

And then we were driving in your car. We were driving in your car, and I was like, this is a nice car. I said, you should buy your wife one. You said those things. I thought you got her a BMW. Huh? I was going to get a BMW until I rode in his car. I thought you had already got the BMW.

I didn't get the BMW. I was close to getting the BMW, but I changed to the Mercedes. I thought you had already got the BMW. I didn't get the BMW. I was close to getting the BMW, but I changed to the Mercedes. I thought you told her you're getting her the BMW. I changed to the Mercedes. I got her a Mercedes. What's she going to do, be mad? What's she going to do, be mad? Didn't she see the car Hank got and was like, no, that's the one for me?

Good mom. She said it was a bit feminine. Yeah. It's a little. Are you getting a new car in Chicago? I am, yeah. I have. Do you want to get another Mercedes?? I am, yeah. I have. Do you want to get another Mercedes?

I'm not doing that. Why? I think I want something for me. I want a truck. Oh. Some nuts. Yeah? Yeah.

You want truck nuts? No, I think I want something with some testicles. What kind? Like a Ford or a Chevrolet? Or are we talking about like a Nissan? That's what you guys could do when you go mega. Truck nuts. Nobody will know

whose it is, but it's your penises. Oh, yeah. Your nuts. That people can put on their car. We get a plaster molding of our sack.

And we sell them in the store that people can put them on their cars. Huh. Exactly. I would drag the ground. Wait, does that one have... That one's cool. Whoa. I like that. I would drag the ground. Wait, does that one have...

That one's cool. Whoa. Two-tone. Have you guys thought about how funny it would be today if Steven had to get wet? Yeah. Because I've been thinking about it nonstop. Let's just spin it now. I've been nonstop.

Why don't we just spin it now and let's just see? I thought about why I got dressed this morning. I'm in shorts today. It would be so good. Yeah, I'm ready for it. Gotta get it. I kind of want it. Three in a row. There's only two good. I'm ready for it. Gotta get it. I kind of want it. Three in a row.

There's only two tries. Oh, don't do that. Let's ruin it. You definitely don't want to get wet. It's gotta be reset. I would not mind it today at all just for the history.

Jerry, what's the biggest table at Carbone that we could get? We could get eight. You get the Snickers pie? Yeah, it's actually called I found out what it's called. Yeah, we know it's not the Snickers pie. Fachero Reros.

What? Fachero Reros. I know the freaking candy. Yeah, I've seen those. Fachero Reros? That's not what those candies are called. Oh, whatever. What is it called?

Ferrero Rocher. There you go. Perfect. Fachero Reros. I didn't think I was going to know that. I didn't think so. I feel like everyone's been eating there lately like everyone i see is eating at carb it's like the place to be yeah all right we'll spin it but i haven't given him

a date yet you got a standing table there standing table like son of a bitch please be che please be che Please be Che. Please be Che. Oh, my God. That's funny. This is getting funny. Piss himself. Yeah. That'd be great. I actually, I never.

Well, no, say it. I enjoyed it. You enjoyed pissing yourself? I thought it was pretty cool. Yeah. Was it hard to start or like no? Not really. I could do it right now. Would you do it today in those pants?

Tough and short. Is that kid just walking by to do that every day? Maybe. What's his name? Diego. Diego? Diego, yeah. And he goes by Diego.

Whoa. It's hard to make Diego cooler, but he somehow did it. And he did it. And that's why he deserves a little shock every time he goes by. If he were named anything else he'd get no referential treatment. Where is he from? Jersey. There's a lot of Diego's.

Diego, what a name. If he was from San Diego that would be... Has he been in here yet? I don't think so. What does he do? I think he's working on Son of a Boy Dad right now. Oh, nice.

What do you mean thinking? You should know. I don't know if he's exclusively working on Son of a Boy Dad, but he's doing some stuff for Son of a Boy Dad. It's a challenging brand. It's like you apply for an intern, basically, and they give you one for the day. Oh, to here?

The day? Oh, we want to you one for like the day. Oh, to here? The day? Yeah. Oh, we want an intern next week. What day? Monday. Okay. But you just want it randomly assigned?

I feel like if we can kind of hand select our own, kind of go through a- Why not give us an intern every day next week? Okay. It's literally a form you fill out, and then they give you one. Perfect. Is Chicago going to be like a free-for-all? Yes. Yes. You know what I mean. I don't know give you one. Perfect. Is Chicago going to be like a free-for-all? Yes. Yes. You know what I mean.

I don't know what you mean. Yes. I don't know. Kind of grab the land. I couldn't tell you what you mean, but I want to know what you mean. I have no idea what you mean. You know, like interns, like, bullying them around and stuff.

Oh, yeah. Yes. Can we haze? Is that what you're asking? Can we bully interns is what the question was. Nah, yeah. Yes. Can we haze? Is that what you're asking? Can we bully in terms of what the question was? Nah, some of those people are great. Some of them are. Some of them.

Some suck. They're terrible. Yeah, the ones that we bully. What does you bully the great ones? Do we bully the great ones or the sucky ones? Sucky. Okay. I've been trying to mold Reed in my image.

Reed? Yeah. Great dude. Oh, he's incredible. Love that guy. He's my cube of marble my image. Reed? Yeah. Great dude. Oh, he's incredible. Love that guy. He's my cube of marble right now. Reed? He's awesome.

Which one's Reed again? Tyler's brother. Oh, yeah, he's great. Tyler's brother? Yeah. I only know him as Tyler's brother right now. He was in here. He's a longtime producer of Allow Me to Be Frank.

Yeah. He's an absolute grinder. Frank does have a nice pipeline that he does. He had his ribs redemption. Did it go well? I have not seen it. I didn't watch it. I didn't see it. People are saying

he went Hollywood. Oh, no. Can we do a quick version of it? Can we watch a quick version of it? Tyler's brother's named Reed? Yeah. We got to spin also who's going to get wet.

Oh, Tyler. What's wrong with Reed? What do you want to do first? Let's do the ribs first. Actually, let's do High Noon. High Noon. Tequila lover, if you're a tequila lover who's never satisfied with malt hard seltzer offerings, you're

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grapefruit is low-key one of the top two behind line. Everyone please upvote the upvote. Yes. Thumbs up. Mega. Let's go mega. Like the stream. We got to start doing that more.

I want someone to run my socials, and they can do whatever. Yeah. We'll have Che do it. What? Not Che. Don't want to run your socials? I want them to do well. What kind of shit?

Why don't you want to run your socials? Tweet them. I want to promote the shows I'm on. But you don't want to do it. I want someone else to do it. Yeah, I don't want to do it. Why? Go mega. Why? What? Why to run your socials? I want to promote the shows I'm on. But you don't want to do it. I want someone else to do it. Why? I don't want to go mega. Why?

What? Why have someone else do it? Because I don't want to do it. That's a good reason. No, that's – listen. I'm trying to stay off the apps, and I want someone to do it. If someone wants to, I'll pay them. When we do college football show or like in football season,

yeah, college football show, NFL show, season yeah college football show NFL show when we do Rough and Rowdy Derek from Philly Derek Schumann who's great he uses my accounts

okay he'll tweet for me because I'll be live we want to go mega right I want to promote the merch oh and you're right I should do it too

because like I know people don't like when we're on our phones most of the time I'm on the phone I'm tweeting out the link and like retweeting stuff. So I should have someone do that for me

throughout the show. Who runs your shit, Brandon? Katie. Katie Stantz. Doesn't run everything. Who posts the pumpkins, Nick? That's somebody I pay out of pocket. What the fuck?

No way. You have a pumpkin guy? Crumbling in front of my eyes. He's only part-time. So we need someone to run KB's account. Why don't you... Why don't Jerry run yours and you run Jerry's? Huh. Cool.

You can tweet a lot of things from Jerry's and get away with it. Yeah. I would consider that. He's got a lot looser of a... Yesterday was bad. Why? What happened? Bad.

Bad. What happened? Fucked up bad. What'd you do? I don't want to say it on air. No, you got it. Deleted it. You did? How long up bad. What'd you do? I don't want to say it on air. No, you got it. Deleted it. You did?

How long did it stay out before you deleted it? Two minutes. Two minutes. It's a two-minute delete. About 200 people have that now. What was the topic? King Von. Okay.

What'd you say? He's a hero? I didn't know. I see you're getting into the Chicago rap scene. I didn't know he was dead. Oh, you didn't know he was dead? Did you tweet at him? Oh, yeah, that might be.

You say he's a bad guy? Oh, I said, you know, I want, like, I'm to the Barstool office in Chicago, but he's dead. That is that you tweeted at his account? I don't think I tweet. I don't know. It's my last tweet, I think. Maybe that's your brand.

Remember when you told the Murdoch kid he was a scumbag? Oh, yeah, that was bad. And then you found out in episode three he died? He was a scumbag? Oh, yeah, that was bad. And then you found out in episode three he died? He was a scumbag, though. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Sure. What are you going to do?

M-R-I-P King Vaughn. His music's great. Yeah, I think he killed a lot of people. I didn't get that far. I knew it. People were like... It sounds like you're very surface level on King Vaughn right now. Didn't even know he was dead.

Didn't know he killed people. I didn't know that. I thought he just got shot and killed. From what people were DMing me and stuff. Yeah, I don't know. I saw a graphic of all the people he killed. Might have been a lot. God.

I think that would be really cool, though. What? Killing people. He came by. Do you know how much respect and security we'd have? You're right. The rappers in Chicago, they'd love us. What about just getting someone like Dirk?

Dirk was in Georgia, I heard. I think you'd prefer Detroit rap, not positive. I don't know if I've ever. You're talking nonsense. It's funny. Eminem. What's the chubby one? T-Gri've ever. Oh, like what's. You're talking nonsense. Oh, funny. What's Eminem? What's the chubby one? T-Grizzler.

Yeah. He's great. He's still alive? Yes. Yeah, I like that. You just need an intern to give you like an updated rappers dead or alive list. Yeah. Or like who really runs Chicago.

I think it was King Vaughn It's a big union town Yeah Shout out Dave for breaking up that That uh This is what happened there Great He showed up to the picket line for 10 minutes

And then they ended the strike Yeah It was like the best timing ever That kid in the green was a walking blowjob What a fucking loser Oh my god It's like we don't want you here If my son ever turned out to be something like that kid

I would disown him in a second In a second Damn That'll never happen though Got him saying Steelers already Oh yeah? He him saying Steelers already Oh yeah? He's great Steelers

It's basically the only thing you need him to say Steelers might be sick this year What? They shored up their offensive line They got Sayamalu They drafted the Two good tight ends So you can run 12 personnel all the time.

I think Allen Robinson for the bounce back. They got rid of Chase Claypool. Nope. That's where you lose me. Chase Claypool is off the roster. Robinson's a veteran. I don't mind him. Exactly.

He's like a nice – People forget about Alvin Alston. Oh, he's going to be a jack of all trades. George Pickens making a leap? I think so. Got to keep his head on straight. I think Kenny's going to take the biggest leap. He's going to be a jack of all trades. George Pickens making a leap? I think so. Got to keep his head on straight. I think Kenny's going to take the biggest leap. He's an athlete.

Yeah, he is. They got the other, Darnell Washington? Yeah, they did. Yes, they got two good tight ends. And he's basically an extra tackle. Exactly, yeah. Running 12 personnel, Najee's going to have a year. He should.

The way that people drafted Najee and Fancy last year. The AFC's really fucking tough, though. It is. It's loaded. It's fast and Fancy last year. AFC's really fucking tough though. It is. It's loaded. That division is just stacked. It's so hard. That putt's running too fast. This golf course is playing like a pussy. It's starting to fight back today a little bit.

Yeah, everybody was right. It's too easy. Everyone was shitting on it. A U.S. Open is supposed to be very difficult. And this is just the L.A. Country Club? Yeah. I thought it was supposed to be sunny in L.A. Yeah, it looks miserable out there. I hated L.A.

You always get that cloud cover. L.A., San Diego. I've only been once, but I loved it. I hated it. It sucks. What do you like about it? We were there eight days, and I never saw a cloud. You like the weather?

Yeah, the weather was great. Nice. I don't know. You don't like L it's laid out no individual part of it feels like you're in a big city and it's like i don't like this style of how everything's built it's your favorite city hate strip malls hate the fucking i don't have a favorite favorite city that isn't ph strip malls. I don't have a favorite. Favorite city that isn't Philadelphia. I don't think I have a favorite. Scottsdale is probably my favorite. Scottsdale's very nice. What's your favorite city, Big Cat? Scottsdale might be up there.

Yeah, dude. Scottsdale's great. I lived there for a little while. New Orleans, probably, but I can't. You can't live there. It was too hot. It is, though. New Orleans is so much fun. So much fun. I like San Diego and Savannah. San Diego, not the downtown, but all the side neighborhoods.

There's so many cool neighborhoods there. San Diego is cool. It's Des Moines. It's really fun. Tampa. St. Pete. A lot of people are saying Tampa is like... Tampa's a great place. You just like it because of the retired wrestlers.

Yeah, it's the best part about it. The rich Carlton residence down there. It's beautiful. What do you think about Hogan saying what he said the other day? You're trying to get me. You're trying to get me. I'm not. What?

Hogan said something. Brandon, it's transparent. You're trying to get Nick. It's the gotcha moment. Hogan said something that made the news the other day. He said gotcha. Don't even try this. O2 the gotcha.

What did I tell you? O2 a gotcha. I don't follow that mainstream bullshit. I'll tell you the gut shit what did i tell you i don't follow like i'll tell you what he said i'll tell you what he said he said that the modern day wrestlers these wrestlers these days look like somebody that should be pumping his gas oh i like body wise yeah yeah some of them do what did he really want to say i think he's often said what he really wants to say no oh wow oh some of the bodies of these cops in new york are despicable yeah i see the goofiest people as like no no straight goof balls yeah like a four foot nine dude in like the baggiest outfit of all time like gun dangling off

of his fucking hip yeah he wears the's wearing the gun belt's baggy. The cops in my town in Jersey are so goddamn good looking. Yeah? Yeah, I can see that. Five of them, they're really fucking good looking.

They're just posted up doing this with their... Yeah, they're just absolute goofballs. Doing mouth play. It's like an old lady or like a pair of Indian dudes or like it's just us all.

It does make you respect the jacked ones because when you see a jacked one, you're like, OK. Right. It's like he's probably doing something. Yeah, right. Probably like on a unit that's like necessitates him running around. Not like when there's eight people in the same crosswalk, like directing traffic. They break up a little bit, spread out a little bit. Yeah.

You guys are all hanging out together like the Mudder Museum, like a freak show. What about the ones that pulled you over? Those must have been on punishment because they were like big brawny guys but you could tell they were hating their life by the way they were dangling on their fucking... When you pull on your vest, you know that you're... Oh, it's kind of like the quarterback

on their pads. Pulling on this, you know that these guys are fucking cooked. They hate that they're pulling people over on bikes. That's not why they got in the game. Huh?

You vowed to never pay that? I had court. Did you pay it? No, I paid it like a bitch. They were going to suspend my license.

Seriously? You were on a bike though. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like points on your license. It's so fucking dumb. For what?

Rolling into an intersection. Slowly rolling into an intersection on your license. It's so fucking dumb. For what? Rolling into an intersection, slowly rolling into an intersection on a bike. I gave them the friend of a police car, and they came back with another ticket for headphones. You get five points on your license for speeding in New York City. Five. But they don't pull over anybody.

There's no traffic violation. You get points for red light, Cam? I don't know. I get those every week. I think it's illegal to use those now. New York. Oh, maybe New York. I'm going to just rack it up.

I like 40 bucks. Waze tells you when they're coming up. Really? Waze is a red light cam in the head. I can't believe you get points on your life. Wait, the headphones was an extra charge? What are you supposed to do on a bike? You got to be aware. It targeted me.

He saw me as a young, affluent white and they said he's easy to tear down. He's probably good for it. Damn. Headphones. Do you have the Frank video, TJ? We can speed through it. I just want to see how they ended up.

Why are people saying he went Hollywood? It's overproduced. Oh, no. Oh. Can't be doing that. The glory of Frank's videos is that he shoots and edits them himself. Was Jank the one who produced it? Definitely.

We're going to cook it like this for 15 minutes. Oh, no, Jank. This is a user. Oh. Wait, he brought aks. This thing is a chimney. Wait, he brought a new grill to Stu's house? Is he living there? What the fuck? Him and Jenks are just chilling there every day.

I don't know what this thing is. It looks like this may not have all the pieces. I once built a grill with my buddy and we finish an entire case of beer while we're building it and when we got to the end we had not installed the starter button. Oh no. You had to have written it either.

Yeah. Or hammered. Who did this one? Who made this video? Might have been Jinx. Jinx is doing the camera. I don't know if he did the production. Bro, you got to...

Did Reed do the production? No. Bro, when you're on the camera, you do a perfect job of... I understand what the production needs. Did you guys know grill brushes kill people? What? Yeah.

I've been getting ads for this. This is some big time. It might just be your bangs, but this is some big time suburban mom energy. I know. Well, let me tell you. I saw it on the news last night. Grill brushes. Whoa.

Oh, this is to Hollywood. Yo. This is too much. What is this? Anyway, people swallow the bristles and the little wire bristles start going through their organs and their bodies and they don't know it. Because the bristles stay on the grill?

On the grill and then it gets on the food and people eat the bristles. Oh, wow. Just so you know. I almost died yesterday. From a grill bristle? No. Air conditioning.

What? Was he about to fall out the window or what? Oh my god, what the fuck is that? You know the back of the air conditioners? Yeah. No units? Yeah. Took it apart.

Somebody did point out, I haven't seen it, this is the first time I noticed, that the Barstool logo throughout the whole video just keeps scooching more and more off screen. There's hints of classic Frank. Yeah. It starts where it should be and then it's somehow just moving away. What is that, syrup? It's more things in the way.

So he has his own grill set up at Stu's? Is he doing a dry and wet rub? Stu said they gave up trying to assemble that grill, so that's Stu's grill they're using. Why was he building the grill? Time out. Time out.

That was a dry rub, right? And then he wetted it? He does that. He'll do like a butter base and then do like an oil base on top of it. He'll do both bases. I don't know which one he likes. That looks pretty done. He likes both. Oh, yeah, that is chance.

Another five. They definitely didn't need another five. Okay, well, I think I'm going to put it on for another five to ten minutes. Wait, that's an additional five minutes. I'm just going to use residual heat. Hollywood. I love the Barstool logo just peeking out, though. It's not even there anymore.

You did it. You got redemption. Those look good. They do look good. Feels really good. This is a W. Yes, indeed. I think I'm going to do another five minutes.

So, Jenkson hit me up and said that. Another five minutes. People were saying do another five minutes on this. So, Jenkson hit me up and said that. Another five minutes. People were saying Jenks shouldn't talk on this, and I love Jenks, but whenever you have someone behind a camera talking, it does feel like a porn's about to break out. Let's hit it. What should we do during these next five minutes? How should we celebrate?

We're going to suck the ribs off the bone? Whenever Rudy comes walking up with stool scenes, he's like, so tell me what's happening. I'm like, ugh. Those look great. Doesn't that look good? Beautiful. See the most important part.

That's the bag bus right there. Beautiful. I mean, Stu would eat anything and say it's the best he's ever had. So he's the best food reviewer of all time. Hey. Come on, bud. This is amazing. Yeah, there it is.

This is amazing. Stu should just be a food reviewer for hire. It's not annoying. It's a pen. Redemption. Redemption. Follow your dream, man. We'll burst.

Oh, come on. Dogs. It's edible. Oh. Oh. Oh, is this crew just there right now as we speak? Probably. That was great. Another one?

Oh, another hole-in-one? A hole-in-one? A hole-in-one? The second one in the last hour. People are going to hate that. Oh, my God. Elio. What? Elio's tweet.

What'd he say? Dave's tweet to Elio. I don't know. I think Elio's... Oh, is that again? No, that was yesterday. That was yesterday. Okay. That was yesterday.

This was today. This was yesterday. Okay. That was yesterday. This was today. This was today. I don't know how much these guys paid you. Wait. Give these guys a follow. Fun podcast. Click on that first. It's Empty Betters.

Thoughts on the 2023 Stanley Cup playoffs. Let's listen to them. That's a good podcast name. What were your thoughts on the Stanley Cup playoffs as a whole? Nick, let's start with you. I thought it started great. I thought the first round was one of the best first rounds we've ever had. And maybe we kind of jinxed it by saying that right after it happened.

Because I think it kind of went downhill from that. The second round was, there's still a little something going on. But by the time we got to conference finals, we've got multiple series that we're at. So what did Dave say? Dave said, Elio, I don't know how much these guys paid you. That was arguably the worst clip I've ever seen. I fell asleep nine times before they were done.

No offense to those guys, but holy shit. Those poor guys. Oh, no. You just get... Woke up today. Elio retweets it. They're like, nice, big break. Dave just comes over the top and just squashes

their hopes and dreams. We'll hire him. We got a fetch off going in front of us. This dog is... That dog is fast and efficient. On a cement floor, no less. Give him the Kofix. He's got a great bounce. Dogs and Tank are on their way to Omaha, by the way.

Oh, whoa, whoa. Wow. That scared me. Good dog. They're on their way to Omaha? Yeah, they're driving. Who's in Omaha? Carl Castellani. Everybody's in Omaha on their way to Omaha? Yeah, they're driving. Who's in Omaha? Carl, Castellani, everybody's in Omaha. You going to go?

No. I only go when my team's out there. Man, this dog is awesome. I bet Omaha's a fun city. Omaha's great. For the two weeks of the tournament. It is? Omaha's great?

I feel like in a small dose. For the College World Series, it is great. You know. Why would you hate on- 5%? Is it a fun city otherwise? I think so. It's well laid out downtown.

Everything's right there. Omaha is like 90% Italians. Really? Really? I don't know that that would be true, is it? I mean, from the people I bought my house to, they're moving out there. They're Italian? They just said it's like super heavily populated with Italians.

Wait, but the people you bought your house from are they Italian. I don't think so. So then the percentage is going down. Yeah. So there are

minorities out there. Yeah. I don't like you out here. Is Creighton a top 10 attendance team in basketball. I doubt it.

College basketball is pretty tough to not have. If you're a big program and not terrible you're going to be sold out. Yeah. Little Italy and Omaha? I bet you they are.

Youngstown, Ohio, huge Italian population. Really? That place has great pizza. Yeah. Omaha is where TJ fell in love. It's true. It's where everything started for me. With each other?

It was our first time working together outside the office. We're inseparable every day since. Listen to the keg. Okay, kidnap that dog. Next time it comes by, just open the door and just reroute it. Bring it in. This is Andy Koufax's ball. This is Andy Koufax's ball.

I'll throw the ball. When it goes past open the door and pull it in real fast little treat still have to get fucking wet oh yeah let's do it

oh yeah I hope it's Chase so bad hope it's not me now now now now now now now now get it in get it in do it

get it all the way in your headphones off you get out there get it oh wow come on Kate get in. Your headphones up. You get out there. Get it. Oh, wow. Come on, Kate. Get in front of it. I have a cat.

I'm mad. Blew it. Shit. Jerry, when's the last time you snapped on someone? Long time Nice The dog was on there Yeah he was on the show

Alright Steve I didn't see this He had the worst chug of all time Who Kid from the Nuggets He won Back to back champions Rico's boy chug of all time. Who? Kid from the Nuggets. He won.

He's a back-to-back champion. Oh, Kansas, yeah. Yeah. Rico's a boy, no? Yeah. He was also a three-time high school champion. Oh, I hope Benny gets wet. That'd be funny.

How are we doing it if Benny gets wet? Hold him in there. Force him down. Hold him in there. Just hold him in there. Nick, that is cool. Nick, congratulations, Nick.

Nick, that's a great way to kick off a Friday. You know why that happened? I was like the kid that reminded the teacher of homework. I said we still have to get wet. You were the one. This is on me. Genius. Thank you.

Needed to be Jerry. There's never going to be Nick anyway. You know how I know that? Here we go. Jerry. Jerry be Jerry. It was never going to be Nick anyway. You know how I know that? Here we go. Jerry. Jerry. Seen that coming. Seen it coming a mile away.

It was never going to be Jerry. Let's go. Keep going. Let's go. There you go, Brandon. Give me six grand if the final two are me and Kate. I'll Give me six grand if the final two are me and Kate. I'll give you one grand if the final two are you and Kate. Yes, yes.

Do you need $6,000 right now? Oddly specific. All right, Zaha. Way to be, Zaha. I'll give you one grand if the final is you and Kate. One grand, $500 if you lose against Kate $1,000. 1,000 points.

1,000 points. Alright, Che! Damn it! Don't act disappointed. It's going to be rough. Yeah. I hope it's Penny. So be it.

No. Oh. Yeah. All right. Phew. 500 bucks. Phew. I'm giving you another redemption.

500 bucks if Benny gets wet. You gave me. Me. I'm going to nix that. Okay. I don't think it's going to happen. Oh. Dammit. It's going to happen. Dammit.

It's going to be me versus dog. Yeah. I don't think so, brother. Rivalry. Oh. I see what's going on. I don't think it will. I see what's...

Oh, no. I don't think it will. Oh. I'm feeling awful dry right now. I'm feeling awful dry right now. I could do the final two a lot. A lot. All right, Rome.

I just want it so bad. Benny is the best. All right. Benny. Benny. Woo-hoo. Benny. Hi, Benny.

Benny. You're dry. Benny! Benny! Hi, Benny! Benny! You're dry. Okay. Younger, driest dog. Rown me the best man win. I'm rooting for you, brother. I think I'll be getting wet. One-nothing you.

I'm prepared for it mentally. I'm going cold if I get wet. I'll be cold as ice. What do you mean you're going cold if you get wet? Like I'm going to get cold water. For whoever does lose, we have a Barstool bathing suit that Connor has. That's illegal. Part of our Fourth of July collection.

That doesn't count. Alright, I'm about to get swept. Let's piss then. Swept is a different... The fact that he said that. You lucky bastard. I was about to get away with it. If it wasn't for that meddling Nick.

Oh my god. I'm to piss, my boy. Wouldn't you rather piss than getting your whole body wet? Clothes, everything? And pee is warm. Honestly, using the shorts to piss yourself would be worse because it would be like way worse. None of it would get soaked up.

There's G. There he goes. Oh, God. There he goes. That's amazing. Wow, that was quick, too. That is so good. Look at that. Look at him go. Oh, God.

Not a newspaper. Get the sawdust. That's incredible. Mega. That was mega. We mega. I'm so out of the chair. How good does it feel?

Not good. I'm just sitting in my piss. 12-hour show today. Let's do it. Let's run it. My dick was extra small there. Wait, were you exposed? Did the piss start too high?

It started right up here. Look at it go down the chair. Oh, God. Strip it. Strip it. Strip it off the bottom. Oh, my God. Are you pissing? Oh, my God.

It's a waterfall. Oh, my God. It looks like that apartment in Williamsburg. Where was that apartment in New York that had the waterfall in the middle of it? Ew. Big cat. That's so much urine. Ew. Big cat. That's so much urine.

Harley. I mean, it's funnier to do it that way than stand up and make a big production and just start pissing. And guess what? If we do this show long enough, I'll piss again. Yeah. Now I want to do it. I want to do it too. Oh, man.

I'm so wet. Ew. And shorts. Look at the back. Oh! How is it more in the back? How is it going up? What is that?

It's going up his ass. Is that where the dick is? It's rising. It's rising. Like the Nile. It's going up his back. Which river flows? South to north.

Amazon? Nile. The Nile? That defies everything. He's just kind of pooling in the seat. It's mega as fuck. We're so mega right now. You've got to get rid of that chair.

Oh, my God. Brandon, that's your seat for Pig Central. Yeah, it is. You're about to sit there next. Yeah. I'm crying. Ew. Last time you pissed.

Yeah, that was a century's piss. That was a lot. It was deceiving because it wasn't a lot in the front, but then it all went to the back. Goodness gracious. You pissed out your ass? No, oh my God. Oh, there's more. Oh, there's so much.

Yeah. That's really good. Yeah, that's good. I mean, again, turn around. That is insane. How'd it get that high? It just pooled right here and then I'm sitting in it.

See it? Oh, the chair. Yeah, see the chair. It looks like when someone gets wet and they sit in the chair. Like it's the body imprint. Yep, sit back down. It's gonna make a noise

when you sit down. It's uncomfortable to stand up because it gets so cold. So you had to make the conscious when you sit down. It's uncomfortable to stand up because it gets so cold. You had to make the conscious decision to pee as soon as it landed on the road. Almost instantly. Yeah, because I was quick. I got swept. What are you going to do? You've got to lead from the front. Sweep should be piss. You're leading from the

back, bro. I don't know. That's the new rule. Yeah, you made the rule. Sweep is piss. Actually, I'm going to side with you, Jerry. I'm not comfortable right now. I'd rather not be sitting in my own urine, but I am... I'd rather that than be sopping wet head

to toe. Your hair's dry. Yeah. 100%. You're not shivering. My son doesn't even piss his pants anymore. I don't know if this is a Guinness World Record, but I would say you're probably the wealthiest person in the world to piss their pants live on camera on purpose. On purpose.

On purpose. I bet there's been some. I bet you he's the youngest, too. Yeah, the youngest. Yes, the youngest on purpose. I was kidding. To piss themselves live on camera. I don't know.

Who else would do that? Some kind of YouTuber or some shit like that. Beetlejuice maybe? I don't think so. Beetlejuice is richer than Big Cat for sure. Beetlejuice.

Beetlejuice is a millionaire. There's a clip of him saying he has four million dollars in the bank. There's a clip of him saying a lot of things. He's never answered

a question correctly. Only person in the world right now. I think you have your own record. He might. Which is impressive. He gets one every time? Why not? He's walking by too much.

He's doing laps. If he needs validation, he can get some. Poor Katie Stats over there. Never has gotten validation from you. She gets validation all the time. She wasn't on the list of 100 sports personalities. I buy her a milkshake all the time. You think we got to throw out this chair?

Yes. Oh, I'll sit in this. This is sterile. I'll sit in this all day long. It's like going into the cracks. Oh, I'll sit in this. This is sterile. I'll sit in this all day long. I'm going to clean it. It's like going into the cracks. Oh, I'll clean it. I'll sit there right now.

I'll clean it. Pass me one of those sweatshirts. I'll sit on the sweatshirt. You got to have someone else clean it. I'm going to clean it. I had to clean Big Cat's piss. Ask me anything. DJ, fill out that intern form really quick.

Yeah. What's the anonymous hotline? We're going mega. Now I really truly believe it. It's uncomfortable right now. I can't move. Maybe we'll just do the show long enough that it dries up. One of those moments where I'm just like...

That was worth it. Yeah, the media aftermath. Half a... Like, I have a meeting this afternoon about, like, I have to get a will and, like, a statement. Oh, my God. Yeah, I just pissed my pants an hour ago. Mm-hmm.

What does that all affect you? You can't take care of your children if you die. The actor from Succession pissed his pants on purpose. True. In front of a camera. Which one? Oh, the old man. Brian Cox. Like, live, though? I mean, like, out in the real world, not out.

Isn't that the very first scene of the whole show? Oh, no, he was pissing on the rug. It was probably prosthetic. Yeah, it wasn't real. Prosthetic urine. Yeah, you're right. But there has to... I think that there's... Did he? He did. I think his might have been prosthetic

or not, but he's done it multiple times. Black-ass guys have to piss themselves for stuff. Oh, yeah. I don't want to get swept. I'm alive, though. You all have the option to piss yourself right now. I don't have any piss. I don't have any.

Yeah, I think they had piss a lot of times. Yeah, I could. I mean, farting would take eight hours. I could piss myself in a second. And I hope for the chance to do that someday. Yeah. I think the Piss Dogs was the first Barstool clip I showed my parents, and they were like, yeah, we don't want you watching this stuff.

I think it's the only thing I'm not. How old were you? I was in high school. Tim did not say that. He was doing worse. My mom was appalled. I rocked that clip. Tim came to your room later and said, hey, I get it. I was drinking so much water before that with the khaki pants. Piss myself everywhere.

Where do we go from here? It was a challenge. It's saying it was a challenge. People would pee themselves. TikTokers. Just try to make it like, yeah. If you want to do the yak and hold, you just piss yourself right now

and you're part of the show. Yeah. Make it viral. Should have made a TikTok. Should have a piss-along episode where people would piss at home with us. Tweet us your pee-pee pants. And if it's prosthetic, we'll know.

Okay. Yeah. Most piss gets hired. Shit, I didn't even realize when I was saying, I'm sorry, Roan. Right. So tweet me. They're like, I was trolling Steve when I kept on saying Penny, and they're like, that's Roan's old dog. It didn't even dawn on me

You're fine Were you thinking that the whole time? No I was like fucking big cat Got some fucking nerve I was just trying to troll Steve He's a fun guy to troll He doesn't really take jokes

Like he does but he doesn't change his face He's one fun guy to troll. He doesn't really take jokes. Like, he does, but he doesn't change his face. He's the best spiral. He's one of my favorite guys to kind of... Most catchable ball in the office, best spiral in the office. Snapchat scene. You can kind of fuck with him a little, and he doesn't get mad, but he also doesn't, like... Chill. Yeah, he just, like, has the same effect, which is kind of...

He's a neutral-ass dude. He's very even-kept. Like, try to break him. Neutral-ass dude is correct. He was pro lacrosse wasn't he yes he's not anti lacrosse

that's true sorry beautiful catchable ball though incredible fucking smooth ass spiral am I right Steven yeah you ever play catch with that guy

it's like it's a gem it's so fun he like who Snapchat Steve playing catch with him he's the best guy

to play catch with in the entire office. That's the luckiest dog in the world. It's a funny thing to be like, Snapchat Steve, dude. Ever play catch with that guy? Rocks. Best time ever. On the money, he throws it hard. It's like soft as butter just coming in.

It's different. It's different. It really is different. It's crazy. It's always right between the numbers. Just a beautiful catch ball. Just plays catch different. It really is different. It's crazy. It's always right between the numbers. Just a beautiful catchable ball. Just plays catch different. Soft ball.

And other people will try and claim the throne being like, I throw a catchable ball, ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Da-da-da-da-da. Mr. Making Money has locked me in as his playing catch buddy in Chicago. We've got some dates to play catch together. Are you going to do it? Long toss in baseball.

He's going to be one of my clients. You guys are both fathers. Yeah. Why don't you play catch together. Are you going to do it? Long toss in baseball. You guys are both fathers. Yeah. Why don't you play catch with your kids? Yeah, we can play catch with your kids. Did you dawn on you? Yeah, but we need adult catch too. Oh, okay. Because, you know, catch with the kids is you have to,

you don't get much satisfaction from that on your end because you don't really get to catch very much. Meanwhile, if you're Snapchat Steve's kid, you're living a charmed life. Look at that throat to that fucking dog. Bam. Beautiful. He now is making a run, boys.

Yeah. Oh, Kobe would love this. Rest easy. Nope. Oh. So much for that fucking run. Oh, Kobe would love this. Rest easy. Nope. So much for that fucking run. Way to jinx him, Brandon. Jesus Christ.

That's a birdie putt. He didn't miss a par putt. How's Bruxy doing? Struggling. It is remarkable that that many different types of grass can live in that same climate right next to one another. Although the fairway grass has to be jealous of the rough grass because the rough grass gets to grow. I don't know. Fairway grass gets cut all the time.

It gets pampered. It gets cut every day. If you're grass, you don't want to get cut. You want to grow. Really? I don't think you want to get cut if you're grass. I think grass doesn't care. I think as long as the roots are in it.

Grass is getting part of its body chopped off every single day. So that's like saying a haircut is painful. No, that's a hair. Grass is getting part of your body chopped off every day. No, but grass is its entire thing. Hair is just part of our body. No. If I'm grass, I want to grow free and wild and never get cut. As long as the roots are growing.

No, that's not true. I think that's very true. You get tangled. Where did that go? Grass is happiest when it's growing wild and free. So you think grass is sentient. But grass is like a haircut. You want to get –

It's not like a haircut. I think the grass in an outfield Major League ballpark is a better life than the grass out there. I don't think so. If you can't win this debate... If you can't win... Why are you always commentating on everything I talk about? You're letting them beat you in the grass...

I'm winning this. ...likes-to-be-cut debate. How am I letting them beat me? I'm competing here. You're letting them own you. Oh, my God. Think about the eyeballs on a fucking NFL. No, you're all wrong.

Grass wants to be free and wild. It doesn't want to be kempt. No, it wants to be stared at. It wants to be looked at. Oh, it doesn't. It wants to be viewed and awed. It does want to be kempt, especially once it knows it has the option to be.

It doesn't want to be kempt. Why doesn't it? Because grass isn't made like that. Think about like a hog, a feral hog, how the tusks grow. It doesn't want to be kempt. Why doesn't it? Because grass isn't made like that. Think about like a hog, a feral hog, how the tusks grow. If you leave grass alone, it grows wild and tall. I guarantee you grass likes getting a haircut. It probably feels so good. Have you ever seen a little dog get their haircut and they get a little like...

Yeah. And they feel real good about themselves? They're not matted anymore. They can see. The grass needs to be able to see. Tangly and weeds. You could help in the argument if you wanted to, KB. You're arguing what?

If grass needs to be cut or hates it? Brendan's on a hot streak of bad takes. I heard your take about softball. Do you cut your cat's nails? No. Our entire apartment's torn to shreds. Super serious softball guy sucks.

Yes, but you said adult softball sucks. What I meant was, and I went back and cleaned it up. If you can have a nice leisurely league where it's just you and your boys and you're drinking beer, that's fine. But when it gets super serious and the pitcher's out there wearing catcher's equipment and it's guys that are wearing spikes and long pants and steroids, those guys suck. Yeah, no and steroids. Those guys suck. Yeah, no, batting gloves guys suck.

Yeah. Right. Nick, that's tough. What is this? Oh, what is this? Is this his league? That's Nick Bono, yeah. Oh, jeez.

That's ridiculous. That's not an action. It doesn't help. It doesn't help. It doesn't help. He looks like fucking, he looks like the third basketball player. I took it extremely seriously.

McGuire can say go Nicky the good. I have to take softball that seriously suck. I agree with that. But that wasn't your take was that adult softball sucks and it's not. It's a lot of fun. Oh, it is fun. But my take was about those guys. It wasn't just about they showed a little play on the 16 to play on the 16-inch team.

Took a little bit of snippet. You will play on the 16-inch. I will play, and I will look forward to it. I like playing softball. I can hit a softball. 16-inch is fun, too, because you can't – Gary, you can hit a softball, obviously, but you agree the guys that take it super seriously suck?

No, he didn't hit it over the fence. I mean, I'd rather watch a men's softball game than WNBA. Oh, you wouldn't. I think it's more entertaining. If it's beer league, they've got to be drunk a little. No, when they do the USA Canada softball. When you've got those guys that just work on their chest

and they don't work on legs and they're just barrels that walk up there and hit a home run. They look miserable when they hit home runs. They're not enjoying that. That's what they live for. That's the only thing they want to do. Help him out.

Come on, KB. I don't know. Let's all say things, and Jerry, you say if you'd rather watch that or the WNBA. NBA.

I'd rather watch that. Professional bass fishing. I'd rather watch that. I've been wanting to go fishing.

Esports. What? Esports. Video games? All day. A live stream of somebody painting A house Yeah that Painting it like a canvas

Probably WNBA What about Childbirth videos Oh That Yeah Show me that kitty What about a execution

I watch those. Sometimes you don't even have a choice now with Twitter. Steelers. Oh, Twitter. Steelers losing. WNBA. Yeah, there it is. Found it.

Steelers just getting bottled. I think that's breaking news today. The Washington Wild Things are dropping the Nick Tarani celebrity softball game today. Well, it's not named after me. But me and Jerry are playing in it. Oh, the game that he hit it over the cones, not the fence? Yeah.

Nice, you're in it? Yeah. When is it? July 15th. Nice. I've changed my walkout song 12 times. Oh, you guys each get a walkout? Yeah. What is it going to be?

Oh, it's Gump. I missed that. What's it going to be? I have Diremaker by Led Zeppelin right now. Ooh. I changed mine. Two? It was Renegade, but now I went with... You can't do Renegade. That's cheating. Ice Spice. Nice.

Shader, I'm good enough. Is that one? That was him. Kyle Schwarber used to come out to Thuggish Ruggish Bone. That ruled. Sweet. I would get bored of my walkout song pretty fast. It's really quick.

It's like they barely play it. Yeah? Yeah. I'm nervous. I'm going to suck. What about the National Anthem? You came out to the National Anthem? Oh. You came out to the National Anthem? Everyone would have to stand up.

You should. I didn't think about that. And you don't get in the box until it's over? Yeah. Every time? That is so funny. You just think of that? Yeah. That is so good.

You should do that. That's funny as hell. Yes. You should come out to the Pledge of Allegiance. Make everybody stand back up. Yeah, you guys do that. Back's funny as hell. Yes. You should come out to the Pledge of Allegiance. Make everybody stand back up. Yeah, you guys do that. Back to back. Or taps.

Oh, that's so funny. You've got to come out to the Pledge of Allegiance. Pledge of Allegiance isn't even a song. It's so funny. No. Yeah, just record yourself saying the Pledge allegiance before to the flag it's you walking yourself up oh man that's great oh uh stored up arsenal sports.com steven why don't you talk about it great fourth of july collection we're all wearing it now uh stored up arsenal sports.com

they got bathing suits they got that uh american flag uh kind of like a windbreaker that brandon's wearing a lot of great designs uh stored up arsenal sports.com you can go to the fourth of july collection everything available if you get it by wednesday then it'll guaranteed be there by the fourth oh yeah i like that windbreaker you're wearing Brandon I like it too I got a lot of comments on social meds people saying they like that one couldn't just say social media

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It wants us in. All right. Kyle's got the ball. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Let's see got the ball. Oh. Oh, God. Oh, yeah, let's see if he can. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

It's a cat lady. It's a cat lady, Benny. Watch out. She doesn't like you. Yep, sorry. All right. There you go. See if you can catch Like truly catch

Ready Come here Look at those eyes You're gonna be a problem Oh yeah Nice catch That's great You just came over and started pissing Ow Nice Nice catch. That's great. He probably wants to piss on me. He probably wants to piss on me. Yeah.

He just came over and started pissing. Oh. Nice. Ooh. When his dad throws a catchable ball. Sit. Oh, yeah, good. Good dog.

Good-ass dog. I love this dog. Oh.ass dog. I love this dog. Oh. Good boy. I think it just wants out. Yeah. Those ears. Do you think Benny is naturally a little bit intimidated by Big Cat's seat because of the urine smell?

What the hell? Yeah, that's what I just said. He's going to piss on my seat. He's going to play some Spiracle. Yeah. Is there more? Yes. There's the other Yak dedicated ones. Oh, yeah, that guy made a song.

Yeah, let's do it. Gary, you might have to switch with Kyle. Switch seats. He just has bad eyesight. Might have to switch the TV, too. How's your eyesight? 2010. Is that good or bad? Best.

Pilot eyes. That's not the best out of 2012. Gary, man, Please, man. You got to switch me seats. My eye doctor said I got the vision of a hawk. Really? Vision of a hawk? Yeah, like the eyesight of a hawk.

Do you ever use it for anything? No. Use it for good? Are there any hawks with bad vision? Or all hawks? Because there's Are there any hawks with bad vision? Or all hawks? Because there's a lot of hawks. I mean, there has to be a hawk with the worst vision.

And there's a hawk with the best vision. There's probably a blind hawk. Blind hawk is a cool concept. Yeah, I don't know if it's a band name or a manga. I think it's a manga. Are people still going blind? Like, out of nowhere? Out of nowhere? Is that something I have to fear? I out of nowhere? Out of nowhere?

Something I have to fear? I don't think so Possibility? Yeah, if someone throws acid in your eyes or something I think there's a better chance you're going blind than it just happening I've said this before My dad has a dead man's corneas in his eyes Yeah It works fully?

Yes, he sees like better now than he did Oh wow Yeah, he sees like really well Fewer people are going blind Fewer people, yeah. They're doing all kinds of stuff now. Really? Stop.

Because he was going blind and then they, yeah. It's crazy. Anyway. This might be dumb. Did his eye color change? I can't even tell you what his, but I know in pictures

they like glow more. You know what I'm saying? There's like a soul. There's a little life in his... I know in pictures they glow more. You know what I'm saying? There's like a... A soul? There's a little life in his eyes. There's a little, yeah. I smell the piss.

You smell the piss? You have the nose of a hawk. You can smell anything. Can I clean up? No. It's nice. You've got to sit in it. It's part of the show.

Sit in your piss. Let me clean up the chair. I won't change my pants. You have wipes. Does this chair absorb? These chairs absorb a little, maybe. Yeah, no, they'll be pissing this chair. Yeah, they'll be pissing this chair.

As long as Brandon's okay with it, it's just me and Brandon. You know what? I bet if you auctioned off your piss chair for the slush fund, people would pay a lot of money for a big cat piss chair. Yeah. You know, it's pretty much dry. Ah! Nah.

Oh, no. No, it's not. It looks like you were wearing assless chaps. Yeah. It just went all over my ass. You got any more piss in you? It's all over your ass. I pissed in my own asshole.

You got a little bit more piss in you for the guys? We should have switched the chairs. A little more piss in that dick? A little more piss in that willy there, little boy? You didn't switch the chairs? What would happen if you were getting a blowjob and you pissed instead of busted? That'd be so funny. I think you'd just piss in a woman's mouth.

What would happen? What do you mean? That'd be so funny. You'd be pissing inside of someone's mouth. A kid in grade school or in high school, freshman year of high school, told me he did that, but I think he was just lying. I've heard that in high school. I think they were all lying. Yeah.

Or maybe the first time he got a handjob, he pissed, I think, or something. That's a hilarious visual. Oh, I'm gonna come, and then you just start peeing for, like, 45 seconds. Keep going. Oh, man, it's such a huge load. All right, pull it up. Yeah, we gotta grab it. Huge load.

All right, pull it up. Yeah, we got to grab it. Oh. Oh, my God. Let's go. I love this person who did this. Jay Burks. Thank you. And Danny Hunt.

That looks like there's a bunch of them now. Yes, let's go. Do more for us. Thank you. We will give you jobs. All right, let's play them. Guaranteed way for a job To get a job Oh my god

Start at the top and we'll work through Alright Jerry These are the good kind You gotta answer until you can't and then you're out US President never elected president or vice president Dumb and dumber Protagonists Major video game console manufacturers,

horsemen in the apocalypse, five beaches at Normandy, countries that have ruled Texas, seven James Bond actors, eight founding members of the Atlantic Coast Conference, nine ungulates native to the continental U.S. What's an ungulate? Can we say that? Oh, thanks. I'll just have that for you. Chief had it in a blog one time.

Ten teams that have won three or more Super Bowls. I think an ungulate is a hoofed animal. I think Chief tweeted about it. I think it's a split hoof. Is it? I don't know. Do we want to look it up or do we want to? Oh, no, don't look it up.

Because then she'll pop up. All right, here we go. Kyle. Don't know the first one. I think I know the second, but won't risk it up. Because then she'll pop up. All right, here we go. Kyle. Don't know the first one. Think I know the second, but won't risk it. Xbox. Or Microsoft. Uh-oh.

I said Xbox first. It's Microsoft. It came up. It came up. You're good. It trusted you. The New England Patriots. Steelers.

There you go. There you go, Jer. Cowboys. Jerry. Lloyd. Christmas. Lloyd. L-L-L-L-D. Y-D.

Oh, no. Christmas. Lloyd Christmas. What's happening? So I guess you're wrong. No, it's Lloyd Christmas. Dumb and Dumber. Lloyd, yeah.

That's right. Two L's. Oh, no. What's happening? That's correct. And then add Christmas. Lloyd Space Christmas. Oh, no. What's happening? That's correct. And then add Christmas. Lloyd Space Christmas. Oh, no.

Oh, Brandon, you're out. Oh, fuck. Sony. Pierce Brosnan. Nice. He's my favorite. KP? favorite. KB? Mexico.

Nice. The United States. Go ahead, Jerry. Music. We need the music. We need Packers. We need Packers. Jerry.

Jerry on the board. You're okay. Duke. Jerry. Omaha. Jerry. Omaha. Nintendo. Juno. Ice King.

Normandy Action. Just like the movie. North Carolina. Carolina. The 49ers. Let's go. Let's fucking go. Jerry? What was that noise?

Kansas City Chiefs. Nice, Jerry. Jerry. Broncos. Utah Beach. Daniel Craig. Gold. Gold.

Wake Forest. Just one R. One R. That's a good one, boys. Roger Moore. He did a good job with this. What's an ungulate? Jerry?

Looking it up, Kate? No, I can't see the question, so I look at it. That's a... Jerry. Think about the other ones. Think about the other ones. Think about the other ones. James Bond actors, countries that have ruled Texas.

One U.S. president never elected. Six countries that have ruled Texas. Texas. What's a country? Is England a country? Yeah. Yes. England.

Oh. Give them United Kingdom. Oh, Jerry's out. Sean Connery. Oh, damn it. I believe the president is Gerald Ford. Oh. How'd that come to be?

I thought it was a trick question. I thought it was going to be like George Washington. It was not the vice president. The vice president under Nixon resigned, and he slipped in, and then he took the presidency. Oh, wow. Bighorn sheep. Okay. How did you know that?

Oh, what? So I used to watch the Rams when Mark Bolger played. There was this, like, some sort of group online that called themselves, like, the Ungulate. What? Yeah. Okay. Spain. I don't know. I feel like, okay. That? Yeah. Okay. Spain. I don't know.

I feel like, okay. That was a good one. Spanish. Clemson. Boston College. It was when Bradford played. Oh, no. They were big East.

East. You're out wrong. North Carolina State. Harry. Harry Dunn. He's an idiot. I'm getting a hoofed. E.

A hoofed. Two N's and an E. Pestilence. I know I'm out now. France. France. Nice. Hey. Okay.

France. Miami. Nope, they were Big East. Show me the Raiders. Show me Virginia. I will go with Ram.

Ah, fuck. That's the same thing as a bighorn sheep. And there were three. That's the same thing as a bighorn sheep. And there were three. It's just me, me, Brandon, Kate. Was it me? Yeah, she was.

You're out? France. Shit. United Kingdom. I doubt it. We already guessed that. Oh, we did? Yeah.

Fuck. All right. Show me we did? Yeah. All right. Show me the Redskins. How about a... I didn't know they had three. White-tailed deer? There you go. Oh.

Three. Do other countries have deer? Yes. The Giants. Give me a moose. Nice. Motherfucker. Because continental U.S. could be what?

Canada too, right? You motherfucker. Or no. No, no, that's continental would just be the 48. Scumbag. Lower 48. Motherfucker. Or no. No, no, that's continental would just be the 48. You scumbag. Lower 48. Motherfucker. But Alaska, too, is. Oh, fuck.

Oh, no, I see what you're saying. I'm an idiot. You got the ACD, right? I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying. Don't talk, don't talk, don't talk. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Or just take a hooved animal. Fuck, I don't have any hooved animals.

Yes, you do. Horses. There's nine of them. Horses. Horse. Ichab nine of them. Horse. Ichabod. No. Give me to lock it in.

Elk. Good job. Elk in Maryland. Also ACC Maryland, right? Yeah. Georgia Tech? Oh, they were in the SEC for a while? Yeah. Georgia Tech? Oh, they were in the SEC for a while.

Damn. All right, show us. That was a good job. That might be one of the best that we've... Tech, Virginia Tech? No, they were East. South Carolina. Bison, colored peccary. What is this, Texas shit?

I'm in death. Timothy Dalton. Who the hell is David Niven? My first win Public of Texas Confederate States of America Come on man

That's not a country Good quiz by that person It was It never was a country man No one ever recognized it As a president Had a president And a capital

And everything Colored Peccary What's that? I don't know Let's do another one Let's do another one. Peccary that has a collar. Let's do another one. Another one. There's a bunch up there. I have until like 2.50 because I do have to change my urinated pants before I have this meeting.

Oh, no. Piss pants. I will. I like 2.50 being the point. It's going to take 10 minutes to get that piss off your body. Actually, I might just do it with piss pants. You've got to shower or something. Yeah. You've got to shower your penis. Actually, I might just do it with piss pants. You got to shower or something. Yeah.

You got to shower your penis off. Do I? I say we just go from the top, TJ, and work our way down. Do I have to shower my penis off? Yeah. That just makes it sticky. It'll be stinky and sticky.

But number one is for TJ, so I guess Rutgers. Or video games. Yeah. Buzzer beaters over number one, Purdue. Two the coin two sides of a coin all right yep let's do this triple crown races four children of logan roy five bros of nyc six u.s state capitals that begin with the letter c seven college football independents eight premier lacrosse teams oh yeah a supreme court a team don't Court. Nine current members of Supreme Court.

Ten most-watched TV networks in 2022 by total viewers. Wow. I like this one. Good one. All right. Brandon? Notre Dame. Oh, do I start?

Oh, okay. Shit. Kentucky Derby. Nice. Thank you. Churchill Downs. Oh, dear. Oh, no. Are you serious?

See you, Kate. That's where... You guys are playing hero ball. Just go heads and tails. Say tails. And I'm gonna... Kentucky Derby takes place at Churchill Downs. Are you serious?

I think Kyle said heads and Roan said tails. Damn it. I hate this game. I don't know. Jerry? Belmont. Preakness. P-R-E-A-K.

I'll just say Rutgers. Oh! Wait, what? Yes! Oh! What happened? It's by someone else who did it. Who had the buzzer beater.

Oh! Oh! It wants the person Oh you're out Yes That's bullshit Walked into it Love that

There's so much easy stuff Oh what an idiot Okay The Water Dogs That's It's mean of me Game tonight Yeah

Yeah Good plan Another team I'm not going to do it Because I don't know who they're playing. Okay. KB? He said Churchill Downs.

Manhattan. Yeah, why didn't I not just go? There's so many things on the board. Brooklyn. So dumb. Bronx. Brooklyn. So dumb. Bronx. Queens. Oh, Charleston.

That was going to be my guess. What is the capital? Kendall. Shiv. Bronx. Brooklyn. Manhattan. Queens. You know this. I don't know this. You know this.

You know this. You can guess. Burroughs. Bronx. Brooklyn. Manhattan. Queens. Brooklyn. Manhattan. Queens. Out?

I'm going to take a guess. No, no, no. Don't, don't, don't. Why is he focused on that one? Do a Most Watched Network. There's other ones. Oh, okay. Here's the other one.

Most Watched Network. You don't have to. 2022, man. Supreme Court Justice. ABC. Staten Island. You don't have to. 2022, man. Supreme Court Justice. ABC. Staten Island. Ah, I thought it was Long Island. Oh, it triggered New Mexico State.

They're independent? Oh, good thing I didn't guess that. I thought it was Long Island. Go ahead, Nick. NBC. Columbia. CBS. TNT.

No. I was going to say that. Roman. How is it TNT? HBO. That might not be because it's premium. Fuck. TV network. Roman. How is it T? HBO. That might not be because it's premium. Fuck.

TV network. It's out. So it's just the three of us over here. KB, Roan, myself. Concord. Fox. Connor. Air Force They're in the Mountain West

Army Navy Do you just make up your own schedule then? Kinda Oh Navy's in the fucking... Oh, no. I had so many... I had so many lacrosse teams.

Why would I do that? Merrick Garland. Fuck you. We didn't... Sonia Sotomayor. You know them? Brett Kavanaugh. Clarence Thomas.

Brett Kavanaugh. I gotta learn them. Ron Roberts. Let me see if I can do the... Are they deserving of our Roberts. Let me see if I can do the lacrosse teams. Eric Garland is one. Tanji. What's her name? I can't believe I did Navy.

What an idiot. Atlas. Chrome. Who are the independents? Whipsnakes. UMass is an independent, I think. What? UIU is an independent.

No, no, they're not now. Oh, they are? They're in the Big 12. Oh, well, I don't know when they... UIU's there. Chrome Whipsnakes. I think Liberty is. Liberty, good poll.

What about the other capitals? Cheyenne. Come on. Carson City? No I hate that I do that Where it's like you always Are the most frustrating things in the world I said Rutgers And he wants Ron Harper

Ron Harper Jr. Alright Nice TJ Alright, two to give up ESPN, right? All right. Nice, TJ. All right, do the give up. ESPN, right? UConn, Chaos, Purchase. Hallmark Channel is one of the most watched.

All right, let's play one more. Can we do one more? We'll do one more and then we'll send this to the weekend. This is the one. I'm going to call it now that All right. Founding NATO members. Founding NATO members, Sopranos family members, Atlantic. I don't like that this isn't in order, but let's do it anyway. Canada, biggest cities.

Atlantic, Canada. I'm three NBA MVP in 2017. Who is J. Cole? What? The rapper. Oh, this is going to be a problem. Jesus. All right. All right. Who won? That kind of sucks. Rone, you won. What? Oh, this is going to be a problem. Alright.

Who won? Rone, you won. Tony Soprano. Nice. Come on. You get Tony work. Come on, Jerry. CFL team?

Jay Cole most's dream songs. Role models? Damn. What is Z? What is Z? What is Z? Atlantic Canada. Damn.

AJ. It's no role models? Argonauts. Argonauts. A-R-G-OG-O-N-A-U-T-S CFL team No, just T-S U-T-S Just U-T-S

I got it USA United States U.S. It's number one. Oh, man. So this guy can't even be trusted. Yeah, you gotta let that slide.

Deadliest U.S. involved wars. Could that also be we just poke two other countries in the stick a little bit? I think, yeah, if they were just in it. Are we? World War I. We were in that one. Crazy.

Okay. Meadow. Nice. Meadow. Meadow. M-E-A-W. Carmella. Fuck you, Roan.

Everybody's getting those Carmella nails again fuck you Roan LeBron James damn it how is he not I'm out Kobe Bryant. Orange. World War II.

A lot of dead people. Halifax. Calgary Stampede. A-R-Y. A-R-Y. Smells great. P-E-D-E. S-T-A-M-P-E-D-E.

Put an E at the end. You had it Maybe ed It's definitely one of them Peters Sure Stampeders right I fixed it for you I kept you in there bro Okay who's up You No you're out

Jerry's out The Edmonton Elks Just say Elks Grape Vietnam Fucking A War Vietnam War

Type war on the end of Vietnam Is Vietnam two words I should probably know Oh it's one word Just type Vietnam War See that Oh okay Hamilton Tiger

Hamilton Tiger Cats Yes Put Tiger Cats. Put Tiger Cats. T-I-G-E-R. Cats. One word, I think. Two words. Hyphen.

On your end, right? Right. Peach. There's not a Fanta Peach? Peach. There's definitely a Fanta Peach. Canada. There's a Fanta Peach Peach There's definitely a Fanta Peach Canada There's a Fanta Peach Hold on

Oh Peach There's not a Fanta Peach There's a Fanta Peach No Peach There never was a Peach There's a Peach embarrassing Peach

Canada Does Atlanta Atlantic Canada cities mean it has to be on the water? Sounds like it. You've got to figure out. I'm not saying this is my answer because Quebec is on some kind of water. What other wars were really popping off? Let's see.

I mean, a lot of people died in the Korean War, so I'll just say that, I guess. Okay. UK. Spain. Spain. No Spain? They were not on our side. They weren't in NATO?

I don't think so at the beginning. Well, it looks like I'm out. Oh, it's just me? Yeah, Kate's going to win this one. What's going on? What's going on? Oh, somebody just decided to do red blacks. Why?

We just took one off the board, TJ, just to show you knew what it was. I didn't save it. Yeah, I'll go with Germany. I guess I'm out. Are you giving me a win here? No. I'm in. Oh. I'm out. Are you giving me a win here? No. I'm in. Oh.

I'm going to say Switzerland. Yeah, go. No? No Switzerland. Finish from off, Kyle. Isn't Lake Geneva the Geneva Convention? They just host it because they're neutral. God damn it. So KB wins.

If he gets one. St. John's. Wet Dreams. There you go. Civil War, right? Yeah, a lot of people died in that one. It's got to be Civil, right? It's Americans.

Revolutionary? No role models. Wet Dreams with a Z? There's got to be No role models. Wet Dreams with a Z? There's got to be no role models on there. There's got to be some house. I couldn't name a single song that this man sang. Oh, is it like when there's a space between every letter or some stupid shit like that? I don't know. Work out.

Pineapple of Flavor? I knew! What the hell? Well, you said role models. You didn't say no role models. Role models. That's the opposite of that song. Wow.

I knew pineapple was a flavor. Italy, Iceland, Belgium. Americans are best stupid. That's stupid. Come on. Luxembourg is not a good country. Hey, finishing off like that. One more?

One more. Time out. That was bullshit. Luxembourg. One more, one more, one more. Don't do that. Quick, quick, quick. That's not a country. I'm doing this interview. I'm doing Time out. That was bullshit. One more, one more, one more. Don't do that. Quick, quick, quick. That's not a comment.

I'm doing this interview. I'm doing this meeting in piss. What are the other flavors? I don't know, but Fanta Peach is their number one flavor. All right, here we go. The Faygo? I think it's their number one flavor. Yes, it is.

Over orange? Yes. Fanta Peach is huge. Fanta Peach is huge. You're a nut. I've never heard of it. I just remember the commercial that used to play at the movies all the time. Monopoly Railroad names.

First five U.S. presidents. Original six NHL teams. Northernmost country in each continent. And highest grossing movies of the 1990s and non-QB Heisman winner since 1990. Let's fucking go. Oh, this is bullshit. Brandon's going to get all the Heismans. Who won?

I'll. I'll go. George Washington. Yeah. God damn it. I don't know if that helps. John Adams. Come on, Jerry.

I got nothing here, damn it. Reggie Bush. Yeah, Jerry. Took it away, though. Let's go with Rondane. Yeah, take them away from Brandon. E-A-Y-N-E. Williams.

You have to say them. Ricky Williams. Okay, you have to say it. Canada. Canada. If we say both names, we make him type both names, and we shouldn't make him do that. Canada. If we say both names, we make him type both names, and we shouldn't make him do that. Titanic.

I couldn't think of a single one. Of top grossing 90s movies. I got one. Thomas Jefferson. James Madison. Gary? I don't know if he was second runner-up, but Manti Teo? He didn't win.

Charles Woodson. Mark Ingram. I-N-G Russia Redding R-E-A James Monroe Devontae Smith

Trent Richardson He did not win You're thinking of Derrick Henry Dante Smith. Nice. Trent Richardson. He did not win. You're thinking of Derrick Henry. Yeah, Derrick Henry. Everyone knew I was thinking Derrick Henry. B and O. Oh, damn it.

You're not in. I'm sorry. B, ampersand. I have all the six NHL teams. You're not in, though. Why didn't I say the six NHL teams? Why did you say Trent Richardson? I don't know. Because he should be a Hall of Famer.

Northern most country in each continent. I was thinking of fucking Derrick Henry. So goddamn. Fuck. I did not believe that. Is it Pennsylvania Railroad, one of them? Because Redding's in Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania.

Right back up and change my mind. Pennsylvania? I don't know. Oh, phew. Wow. I got a slight whiff of piss as he was walking out. Yep, absolutely. Skylar?

Oh, the country is tough. It's tough for a geography buff. I'm thinking... Alright, if it's... I think it should be Norway. Oh. No. Svalbard?

No. Mel, I'm crumbling. The Boston Bruins. I'll help you with the spelling here. Rashan Salam. S-A-L-A-A-M. From Colorado? Yep.

Jurassic Park. Oh, good one. Just no K, no K. Toy Story? Is that the 90s? Yes. But maybe not. Didn't make enough money.

Wow. That's shocking stories who's up i'm out it's just me and you then i'm in oh it's just me why are you trying to write nick out of history i thought he brandon's the one making these behind the toronto maple Maple Leafs. Oh, I would have guessed. Is that? Oh, I don't think so. Desmond Howard. Come on, Nick. Oh, yeah.

Hold on, Nick. We haven't put in Howard yet. There we go. Canadians. Ian. Ian. Just ENS. Just, ens just yeah yeah yeah uh the red wings that's not right oh no nicky show me home alone yeah Nicky. Show me Home Alone. Yeah. Oh, you're in.

All right, just gave him Home Alone. Show him Home Alone. Oh. Oh. All right. That's crazy. Chicago Blackhawks. Keep me in it.

Fuck. Damn it. Second win. I thought Home Alone crushed. It did, but it was so early. What year was that? Was it Top Gun? 90. Six cents?

That's in the 80s. Top Gun was in the 80s. I don't know if it made enough money. I was trying to think. There's got to be another Tom Cruise movie. Oh, yeah. Can I try the countries again? Yeah.

What would be Oceania? It's probably an island. Australia? What's the top country? Columbia? South America. It's like Belize? It's probably an island. What's the top country? Columbia. South America. It's like Belize.

I think it's Columbia. You're right, it is. And Africa would be... What made a whole lot of money? Egypt? Algeria? Armageddon? Libya? Oh, Armageddon.

Algeria? Egypt? It might be Egypt. Maple Leafs is the last hockey team. Oh, Tunisia. Someone knew that? Wait, be Egypt. Maple Leafs is the last hockey team. Oh, Tunisia. Someone knew that? Wait, Roan put Maple Leafs. Roan said Maple Leafs, right?

Toronto Maple Leafs? Give me Armageddon. I said Toronto Maple Leafs. Uh-oh. This is a moot. Uh-oh. Oh! He's back in.

You guys go until you've... Armageddon. Armageddon. No. Kyle, what continents are left? Oceania. Two Ds. You're almost there.

Two Ds. There we go. I'm in. Oh, on the cusp. Oh, this one's good. On the cusp there, Brandon. I got booted, and now I'm back in this bitch. Which isn't fair, because you skipped, like, three rounds. What am I?

So, let's do a fresh one. You skipped, like, three rounds. Let's do a fresh one, then. I don't want to do a fresh one. I got to go. I got to have eighth grade graduation in four hours. Congratulations. You still in, Ron?

Lion King. Oh! Oh. Oh! Oh! I loved that video game. Independence Day. That's a good guess. Fuck you. Are we allowed to dance?

There's one out there. Thick actors. Stop. Stop. I said thick actors. He's got a lot of thick actors. I was thinking Braveheart. That came out in the 80s.

I was thinking Braveheart. I was thinking Forrest Gump Oh Forrest Gump Or R-E-S-T Two R's yeah I'm killing it Show us the rest But Twister has got to be up there right

Star Wars Phantom Menace Lost World Jurassic Park Men in Black. Marshall Islands and the Short Line. I got it. I've already got Short Line. All right. See everyone on Monday. Have a great weekend.

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