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Episode Date: October 22, 2021

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Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. Yeah, it's time to stock shop and do a Yankee pop. It's the Yak. All right, it's the Yak. All right. All right, it's the Yak.

Here comes Frank. Oh, yeah? Does he just come? I mean, we can let him. Yeah. Let's let him. I mean, we can let him. Yeah. Let's let him. He was good last time. Let's just.

We can't keep going. What was he told? Guys, I feel bad. Yeah. Fine, fine, fine. We can do an episode. We'll blame it on Big Cat. We'll blame it on Big Cat. Hey, since Big Cat's not here to stand in your way, come on in.

Frankie's kind of a jerk. Hey, Frank. No Mets talk today. Nothing to talk about. Nothing to talk about. No Dolphins talk either, even though there's a lot to talk about. You and Sass are rocking the same palette. Is that planned?

Who? Oh, me and Frank? Yeah. Yeah, we plan it up every day. Frank, are you going to talk? You guys should wear Travis Matthews next. Feels like a dream. Our cloud collection is the softest collection we've ever made,

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for 20% off. Really good deal. I recommend you do it. Well, we're in that interesting weather pattern now where sometimes it's cold and sometimes it's a little warmer. Yeah, that's right. That's right.

Pretty warm today. Yeah, pretty warm today. So I'm rocking the shorts. Why don't you stay a while? Why are you on lean mode? You are on lean mode. Because my tailbone might be broken. Your tailbone might be broken?

From what? Oh, is that what happened when you sat down? Pain right now? It could be the coccyx. I mean, I'm in a great deal of pain now. You're in a great deal of pain right now. A great deal of pain. Chronic?

It's been pretty bad. Lastonic? It's been pretty bad. Last week, it's been really bad. I'm going to have to bring Kobe GYN here. G-Y-N. Kobe GYN to diagnose you. The trophic vaginitis. I mean, nobody has seen the video yet, but I'm pretty sure it's going to be out there. It's going to be released.

Did you fall? Your walls are severely inflamed. Well, all I know is... Let me check my Brian tell. All I know is that when I sit... Bring in Smush Parker next. If I sit the wrong direction, I just have a yeast infection. There's a tremendous amount of pain in my lower spine.

You fell, Frank? No, I... Mr. Barnes. Let me just check the pussy real quick here it's not been released yet what is this dish I was playing in the the bat blue

good beer games and let's just say I took a took quite a hit what sport did you play? Football. Kyle, you have a beautiful mind. Who hit you?

Somebody ball rushed you, didn't they? Well, it was kind of like those clack-clack balls that you just sit there and watch. They had two people in giant inflatable balls with Smitty just started to rush and I was the fulcrum so to speak. You're the fulcrum so to speak.

You were hit by Smitty? I think he was hit by Vibs who was hit by Smitty if I remember correctly. I was hit by Smitty hit Rudy I remember correctly. I was hit by... I was hit by... Smitty hit Rudy, who hit Vibs, into me. And you went down. Yes.

Speaking of Fulcrum, we still need to do Rube Goldberg week. I want to do Rube Goldberg week. Rube Goldberg week. Frank, have you ever done a Rube Goldberg? I don't know what a Rube Goldberg is. You know, when you cut a piece of twine and it sends a... Are youberg? I don't know even what a Rube Goldberg is. You know, when you cut a piece of twine and it sends a...

Are you okay? I'm worried. Do you need anything? There you go. You want me to get you a pillow to sit on? I'm just trying to find the right spot

where my back doesn't... Do you have a good vibe? Like a song or something? Not at the moment. I have one. Tommy Sunshine's Mega Six Katy Perry Smash Up.

That one I don't know. It's like a seven minute Katy Perry compilation. Oliver hits over a pretty cool beat. Did you listen to that today? What was your favorite Katy Perry song

that was in there? Probably Friday Night. Yeah. Last Friday. Last Friday Night. I was a big Roar guy. You were a big Roar guy? Mm-hmm.

Loved Roar. I like California girls. She shoots whipped cream out of her tits and that. I know. It did something for me. Mm-hmm. Jerry! Jerry.

Hey. Hey. Okay. So. Bless you. Jerry thought Duggs was an actual assistant coach at Florida State. That's a thing that happened this morning. Is he not?

He also believed that if you put a coach's headset on people, that Duggs looks the most like a coach. Frank, are you all right? You're making noises. Well, with my back, it just hurts. Have you gone to the doctor? No. Are you going to?

Medicine? I hate going to doctors. Well, how long are you going to let your tailbone hurt? I'm just hoping it gets better. Did you take any medicine? I took Aleve. Aleve. Maybe a Percocet, Frank.

Maybe you should go to the doctor. It's going to be fine. It's been a week and a half, Frank. Look at that. Is it your coccyx? It might be my coccyx. Greer's all jumpsuited up today. Yeah, that's exactly where it feels like I'm feeling it.

Right there. I can't believe it's neon green. Yeah, it is. It's crazy. Who are these boys? Oh, man. Okay. Who are they here? Oh, man. Okay. Who are they here for?

Publicity. They've got to be here for publicity. I think Pat was telling me about one of them. Was he? They look like they're a boy band. They look like... Oh, here comes Pat. We'll check it out.

Okay. That person's actually a YouTuber. They do hair, and they have like 10 million subscribers. 10 million? They all do have very good hair. Why did Malasek come out? Malasek came out. What the fuck are you doing, Malasek?

Get the fuck out of here. What is he doing? Malasek. All right, Jake. Malasek has nothing to do with Pat or any of his shows. No, he came sprinting out. He had to do something with his eyebrows. He's fixing his hair.

Now he's coming over here. Come here. Come here, Malasek. Yeah, in here. Yeah, in here. One of the dumber guys. Really one of the dumber guys. Yeah, he's really stupid. Really one of the dumber guys. Why are you following these?

We have what could be considered A-list celebrities come in, and you came sprinting. You always sit at your desk. What is your role? You came sprinting. State your purpose. What do you do? State your purpose. Come here.

Come and say it into a mic. Give Jerry's mic there. Pat asked me to film their sit-down as a little social clip. Who are they? Brad Mondo. Apparently, he's the, quote, king of hair. He's from Franklin, Massachusetts. He has, like, 7 million YouTube subscribers.

You know quite a lot about them. You know a lot about them. I looked them up before this. Okay. They're going to do something about your brows? No, I need a haircut, though, so maybe they'll help me out there. Yeah. A little threading.

Yeah, good luck with colors. He doesn't cut. Brad, oh, he is the king of hair. I wouldn't mind that guy just talking maybe they'll help me out there. Yeah. A little threading. Yeah, good luck with colors. He doesn't cut. Brad, oh, he is the king of hair. I wouldn't mind that guy just talking about our hair for a little bit. I wouldn't mind him giving me a trim. Sass, I want you to have, like, that very stylish haircut at the top. Never. That would be so funny.

The New York skyline shaved into the side of your head. Mondo. Could get him to check Frank's tailbone too. Frank, you're on a pace to be on me. Yeah, the way this is going. How about Scott Penis,

you know, the legendary yak? Oh, you can't dox him. It's his Twitter name. Okay, you can dox him. Scott Penis, the legendary yak character of yesteryear, of the Sirius era, his real name is Ballman.

Scott Ballman. We were so far off. How'd you find out it was Ballman? We couldn't have been more wrong. He's not a penis guy. He's a ballman. That was an all-time revelation. We just guessed his last name was Penis.

Penis. Is that okay, Che? Are we cool with docs in him now? He's not a doc. He replies to Penis. Yeah, but it's Ballman, actually. His last name is Ballman. His real last name is Penis. I had a request for someone to It's in his Twitter name, you're saying? Yes. I had a request for someone to

It's in his Twitter name you're saying? Yes. Then that's fine. Yeah. I mean, balls are part of the penas,

am I right? No. No, they're not. Not at all. Two different body parts. You said the balls are part of the penas? I mean,

it's connected. They work in tandem, but they're separate entities. I don't even think they're connected, Shay. If you get kicked in the balls, you can also say I got kicked in the dick. No, you can't.

You got kicked in the balls. What the hell? It's a whole area. I'd much rather get kicked in the dick than the balls. You think the penis is the all-encompassing term for the balls as well? Getting kicked in the dick is like more of like a, it would be more of like a sharp pain rather than like the whole, when you get kicked in the balls, it's going up to the stomach, it's in the legs.

You can kick me in the dick without kicking me in the balls. No, unless my dick was resting on a table and you brought the heel up. If you got your balls licked, you wouldn't say, I got my dick sucked. Yeah, I just got head last night. I got ball head. If you get your balls licked, you're going to get your dick sucked.

I don't know. Ball licking doesn't exist without dick sucked. No, KB dated a ball head girl. She was a ball head girl. I had a buddy who convinced everyone that he only got his balls sucked. He didn't let anybody touch his back. That's the very worst part about getting your dick sucked. Yeah, but it's hilarious to think about.

Che. Che. You're in tandem. Do you say dick and balls or do you say dick balls? I mean, it's like KB Nick. Yes. He's the dick. I'm the it's like KB Nick. Yes! He's the dick, I'm the ball. Always have been.

Oh, man. Name a famous duo and we'll assign them who's dick and who's balls. Big Cat and PFT. Big Cat's dick. Mm-hmm. MJ and Scotty. Oh, MJ's dick. Batman and Robin. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. MJ and Scotty. Oh, MJ's dick.

MJ's dick. Yeah. Batman and Robin. Huh? Batman and Robin. Ben and Robin. Ben and Robin. I don't know.

Baskin' Robins. I don't think Robin's dick or balls. No. No. Robin's taint. Yeah. Bubba Ray and Devon Dudley. Oh, that's a good one.

I would say Devon's a dick. Every duo has a dick and balls. Yeah, Bubba Ray's the balls. Bubba and Ray, the ball twins. Cheech and Chong. Cheech and Chong? Cheech is the dick. Cheech is the dick, Chong is the balls.

I guess the dick's always first. I don't think always. It's not balls and dick, it's dick and balls. Siegfried and Roy. Yeah, see, Roy is dick. Neither. Siegfried is balls. And that's just their preference.

If you have a Luigi's Italian ice, does it come out as poop or pee? Oh, God, this. Think about it. Fleming. Think about it. I think it would have to come out. Liquid goes in as liquid. It comes out as liquid.

Luigi's is pee. What about a go-gurt? Where does it end, you know? This is true. My first choice for my son's name was Luigi. Instant veto. Luigi Che. Were you going to pronounce it like you pronounce Giovanni Bernard?

Luigi. Naming your son Luigi is just setting him up for a lifetime of bullying. We can go by Lou or Louie. Lou Che. There's another one. Mario and Luigi. Mario's the balls. I think Mario's

a dick and balls in that relationship. Red M&M. Yellow M&M. That's one of your famous duos. Red and yellow M&M, Yellow M&M That's one of your famous duos Red and Yellow M&M What about all the other M&Ms? In no way is that a duo Lance Bass, JC Chazak What about Travis and Matthew?

They're both huge dick and balls Two big sets Two big sets Collect them all. Shay, what do we got today? This is a long one. We have Big Cat's ranking of the top five funniest people at Barstool. And yours.

They didn't really write mine down wrong because I had Big Cat in my top five too because we excluded present company. He had Dave, PFT, KB, Nick, Ronan, Jersey, Jerry. Jersey, Jerry. Making a top five quick. That was good. All right.

And then I had Nick, KB separately because I believe in them as individuals. You think I'm funnier. You guys put us up. He did say that. That actually is refreshing. We're individual people. It feels weird. I'm funnier. And then you guys put us up. He did say that. That actually is refreshing that we're individual people. It feels weird. I don't know.

I actually treat you on your own merits and talk to you. Every time a random stoolie releases his top 100 barstool personality rankings from presumably a hospital bed or jail cell. It's always like number 17, Nick and KB. And we're always right below Terry Thorpe. It's always Donnie. Donnie's always number one. Always. And then there's like,

who was, someone did a top 100. A top 100? Yeah. Can we find that? Oh, I would love to find that. I need to see,

I don't need that. Top 100. It happens quite often. This was like over quarantine. Okay. Top 100 barstool employees. Who's number 100? It was honorable mention.

I love this guy to death, but I just couldn't find a way to get him on the top 100. Security guard number six. That beat him out. Shit. The Russian guy that came on the act. The top five is usually Donnie and then four behind-the-scenes guys. You're not talking about this blog from Nate about the top 100 best winners? No, I'm not.

Oh, no. What year is this? 2020, right in quarantine. He did 100? Okay, let's see him. Well, that's just a very boring way to put it. Yeah, my God, he didn't do anything. He named everybody.

Yeah, he just named... The anus co-host likes Nick. I don't think I made it. This was my first... Like, I was like a couple weeks in. You were here a month, right? Yeah. I don't think I was even here.

Which is ironic, because your Twitter account before you got to Barstool is way better than your Twitter account now. I don't use it now. Why would I waste jokes on Twitter when I can tell them to you boys? That motherfucker likes having kids. All right, I guess this doesn't count. Stephen Che, name your top five funniest at Barstool now. Go.

Let's make everybody do it. No. Let's make him do it. Top five funniest at Barstool. I agree with Big Cat that if Dave's on his fastball, he's number one. I think number two is someone that you mentioned. I think Kate. I think she's very funny, yeah.

KB Nick. KB Nick, yeah. I think happens to be a mainstay in the top five. I would also do a tandem of Big Cat PFT because I think

part of my texture Oh, these are just cop-outs. We have a stand-up comic amongst us. Yeah, you're seething right now. No, I don't care. And then number five.

Just cry myself to sleep later. Yeah, I'd put Sass in there just because he puts out bangers. Puts out bangers. Like every video he does, he doesn't miss. What about fucking Frank? Well, Frank, what about Caleb? Actually, yeah, no. When he's on his seat.

If I could revise that, I would put Caleb in because Caleb also doesn't miss. Fights. Flaming, you want to? Caleb fights. Well, it's a stage case. If I could revise that, I would put Caleb in because Caleb also doesn't miss. Fights. Flamming, you want to... Caleb fights. Well, it's a... All right, let's see. My top five minus myself.

Minus yourself. Of course. Let's see. Wait, do it with yourself. Well, I'm not going to do it. Yeah. There's going to be four people. That's just going to be ridiculous.

I want to hear where... I want to hear where... That would be... The notion is absurd. Fucking bullshit. It's a to be ridiculous. I want to hear where in the five. The notion is absurd. Fucking bullshit. I want to hear where in the five you would. All right, let's see. Top five minus myself.

Yes, I think it's a runaway. It's the way you should do it. The way it should be done. I would go. I would put Roan up there. Number one. I'd actually put Roan number one. Okay.

Is that because he does your – Way more love. These are just people on your staff. Let's see. Number two. Number two. Is it the way he holds the camera that's funny? That was pretty funny, Owen.

I'd actually put Vibs number two. This is your staff, Frank. These are the people that record your videos. And it looks like Nicky's clocking in at three. Number three. I had to put Stu Feiner in there, too. Stu Feiner, okay. Good answer, good answer.

Give me some diversity. A little bit of diversity? The West Virginians. Number four, you know, Jersey Jerry's put out some good content. They have some good content. Thank you, Frank. Number five. I'm going to put in Casey because she always gets the best of Brandon.

That was a good one, Frank. Yeah. Oh, she knows about funny. Can we do like a least to least funny? Let's do a least funny. Least funny, Frank. Frank. The least funny? Let's do the least funny. Least funny. Frank. Frank. The least funny.

All right. So Nate's one. Who's two? All right. Yeah. Nate one is the least funny. Let's see. Let's see. Number two.

Who would be the second least funniest person? Maybe all business Pete Oh definitely Yeah he's a bore Yeah he's the worst I mean total snooze He's traitless Yeah

I think we can stretch this to 155 Frank Jesus Well Man I think we can stretch this to 155, Frank. Jesus. Well, man. Do you want to just lump all the girls together? Yeah, yeah. Well, I only put Casey as the funniest piece of how she always bests Brandon. Yeah, that's right. It's not really a requirement to be funny.

Everybody here bests me at some point. So then Brandon would probably be three on least funny, right? That would have to be it. He's always getting bested. He is always getting bested, isn't he? Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a good one to put number three. Yeah.

I'm right here. Number four. Maybe Kyle. Maybe Kyle. Kyle, yeah. Whatever made you laugh. Separate him from Nick. Number four. You know, I really don't know. That Kyle. Maybe Kyle. Have I ever made you laugh? Separate him from Nick. Number four.

I really don't know. That's Kyle right there. Have I ever made you laugh? Occasionally. Occasionally. You're like middle of the pack. What about Sass? Has he ever made you laugh?

Once in a blue moon. What about Edwin? Oh, yeah, Edwin. Oh, he's good. You know who you don't like? You don't like Marty Mush. Marty Mush is fine. He's fine.

Edwin and Ebony saw my shirt this morning and asked if it was a Dipset shirt. It just says Hinder on it. Does Dipset have one? Not quite. They both? What was the Dipset? I don't know. I guess it looks similar. TJ, can you pull up a Dipset have them? Not quite. They both... What was the Dipset? I don't know. I guess it looks similar. TJ, can you pull up a Dipset shirt for us?

KB's going to need that. Is that your second Hinder shirt? Yeah. What just happened over there? She's got a text. Oh, yeah. It looks like a Dipset logo. Kyle, you're just wearing a Dipset.

It does look like the Dipset logo. That's Dipset-Hinder collab. Oh, fuck a text. Oh yeah, it looks like Dipset logo. Yeah, Kyle, you're just wearing a Dipset. It does look like the Dipset logo. That Dipset hinder collab. Oh fuck. Wow. Really miss your You don't even know a

single hinder. You're trying to sing Lips of an Angel just there? No, that was better than me. I would work Biz and Wit into my top five.

There we go. Let's hear your top five then. I don't have a top five. They're too wealthy to be funny. So you have a top two. That is true. Let's hear your top five then. I don't have a top five. They're too wealthy to be funny. So you have a top two. That is true.

Me, Biz, Witt, and Prez. Biz is getting enshrined in the Wheeling Nailers Hall of Fame. Yeah, that's awesome. Nick and I will be attending. And Brianna Chickenfry just talked to some higher ups. We'll be going to El Paso.

No way. No way. Yes, sir. She's about it. So she's a team player. I like her. You going with her? Yes. I've been researching El Paso and UTEP a team player. I like her. You going with her? Yes.

I've been researching El Paso and UTEP all week. You think you're going to get the invite? The only FBS school with a 100% acceptance rate. Yes. The lowest or the highest. How do you have 100% acceptance rate? They have the highest. Yes.

Every. 100% acceptance rate. You can Google it. Literally, never tell anybody now. And they have the highest dropout rate. So very apt for the dropout tour. Their best college bar is called College Drop have the highest dropout rate, so very apt for the dropout tour. Their best college bar is called College Dropout.

Is dropout count as transferring? 5% white. So it would be the least white. El Paso or UTEP? UTEP the school. Let's enroll right now and see if we get in. I mean,

yeah. They did win NCAA tournament once. Tim Hardaway. The UTEP two-step. They also had F. Murray Abraham. The Oscar winner of Amadeus. Mia Khalifa graduated.

Yes. That's right. She majored in fuck. They don't have a... Yeah, right? That is an actual major at UTEP. She majored in fuck. They don't have a... Yeah, right, right? She did major... That is an actual major at UTEP. Fucked a bunch of minors. No, I think she actually...

She majored in business. Is that true? Yeah. Business, fuck, same thing. Fuck your... Oh. Oh, fuck. She ended up...

She ended up... There is like a... There is no evidence on the internet of a party happening on UTEP's campus. I don't think there's ever been one. So what, is it just a community college? No, it's a real school. It has Bhutanian-style architecture, one of the only places in North America.

Bhutanian? The Zong, yeah. What is Bhutanian? I don't really like this. The Himalayan nation. No, we don't want a graduate degree. Let's go undergrad. Let's see if we can make up the yak as a person and just go back to school for a little bit.

I DM the Dixie Duck. Hi, I'm Paydirt Pete. Hey, Paydirt Pete. Yeah, let's talk to them for a little bit. I'm just going to apply for... Ask if six people can apply as the same at once. No, that's not... That's not way too fast.

It's a robot. It's a robot. Just click on apply now. Go to spring 2022. Yeah. Okay. Apply Texas. We'll do this off air.

We'll apply and we'll see how it goes tomorrow. We'll be UTEP students by tomorrow. Yes. Yes. And I talked to the people at Dixie Duck, the bar, and they are welcome to host the party. What about college dropout? Dixie Duck. I didn't ask them. They didn't answer me.

There's no evidence online of a UTEP party. That's hard to believe. I don't think so. They do have the Sun Bowl. They have the Sun Bowl? They have the Sun Bowl? They have the Sun Bowl. I got that going for them. So when are you going?

The spring, so. Oh, a lot of planning here. April. Anyone who commented UTEP should have to fly out for this. Yeah, they're obligated. April is unbelievable in El Paso. Beautiful. So is March.

May ain't bad. Don't get me started about June. Go ahead, get started. We need you to get started. Why don't you give us all your June ideas? Let's hear anything. El Paso in June, go. El Paso in June.

Damn. We're trying to do some improv stuff for our next show. They're laughing in our face right now. Why the fuck? We should just make them do the yak one day. Yeah. We could use them right now. That would be funny.

I'm concerned. All right. Are you in pain right now, Frank? A little bit. Scale of one to five. I would say probably about a four. You've been carrying four ass pain around for ten days now? That's a 12 out of 15.

More like eight days. Eight, okay. That's a little over of 15. More like eight days. Eight, okay. So a little over a week. So Brandon was wrong. Let's note that. Well, let's just say he's wrong too because it was last Tuesday so that was actually nine days ago. So we were both wrong. It didn't hurt the first day. That's what adrenaline does. Yeah, it did.

It didn't start hurting really until the second day. Yeah. You should try going to a chiropractor. For your ass? Oh, yeah. Does it feel better to stand up? Sometimes.

Would you like to lie down? Could be from that time you were a right angle playing Oculus. Yeah, an old injury. I mean, it comes and goes, and right now it's coming. It's coming. It's right there, huh? Jersey, Jerry, how are you feeling? How's your body?

Good. Good. I feel good. Did you train this morning? No, not this morning, no. He's in Aruba for one more day. I've got to ask you a question because I'm concerned. No.

I feel like you and Marty are doing a lot of content you went to lancaster pa you went to you've done these things you tricked him last week this guy's fucking training and you're dicking around with marty mush doing all these videos he's not training okay well you should be training i trained almost every day yeah you were in lancaster pa the other day no why don't you think he's training? Well, I know he's not. How do you know that? Because I called the gym.

No way. Yeah. He posted a picture at Lancaster Gym, Lancaster Boxing. So I called up, just curious. And that gym is for underprivileged kids under the age of 18. They don't allow adults in the gym to work out. You don't think he might know somebody? I don't think he's going to show up. I don't think he's going to go through with the fight.

Maybe he's watching old episodes of old movie Rocky. They're going, Adrian! I don't think he's going to sign. I'm already signed. But you've got to make sure you're ready. I'm going gonna be ready so do you still get the pay the payout if he doesn't know no damn nope how's the stamina it's getting better i've been doing six rounds two minutes um the fight's only three minutes

one round so we're just trying to build it up more i'm winded at i'm pretty winded after I'd say after about four minutes you get pretty winded quick. Wait did you say that you've signed the contract and he hasn't signed the contract yet? Yeah I'm signed. But he hasn't? No not to my knowledge no. Oh. Should we call him?

Yeah we should call him. We should call anything. We should call any number. That would be a good idea. Let's call a number. Yeah let's call him. We should call anything. We should call any number. That'd be a good idea. Let's call a number. Yeah, let's call him. I got to talk to him anyway. And also, let's call the UTEP admissions. Yeah, let's call Jeff.

Is this illegal? I want to talk to Jeff Nadeau. No. Okay. Jerry, you don't talk to him. We just need to ask him some questions. Go ahead. Do you need the numbers off?

Just tell him. Just say it. I'll just say it. We trust our fans. We won't do anything Just say it. I'll just say it. We trust our fans. They won't do anything. Good people. I don't think so. And then also I want to call UTEP admissions.

I want to see if it is a 100% acceptance rate. Let's make up a fake student. I made up Steven Yakowski. Yeah. I'm just going to apply. Let's make his last name Che. Okay. I don't know what that means. What does 100% Yeah. Let's make his last name Che. Okay. I don't know what that means.

What does 100% mean? Let's make it. I don't think that's possible. I don't think that's possible. That can't be possible. That's what it says. Anybody, somebody who's never been to high school could just say, I want to go to your school. You'll let me in?

Let's say we have a 2.1 nonverbal high school graduate. Let's say he got expelled. Yeah, 100%. He has his GED. He has his GED because he brought a weapon to school. But then we'll say it was accidental. No, it was on purpose, but he did not bring or discharged a firearm. He accidentally discharged a firearm.

He thought it was show and tell. He thought it was show and tell. Yeah, there we go. And we'll see. We're guidance counselor calling in. Just the fact that we're coming from a high school that has show and tell. I should say was show and tell. Yeah, there we go. And we'll see. We're guidance counselor calling in. Just the fact that we're coming from a high school that has show and tell should say it's not a great student. UTEP doesn't even have a Barstool account. No way.

There's no Barstool students there. There's no Barstool minors? No. We're fine. Our high school has a Barstool account. I'm actually a household name at utep you are yeah well 50 i'd say it's not great it's not yeah that's fine you can do better how much it's a small school too they only have like 400 000 students right so the percentage that makes the Do we have his number?

Is he not answering? He's probably watching right now, if I had to guess. Frank, sold out Mets game. What percentage of the crowd knows who you are? Oh, yeah. Well, considering how many people come up to me, I'd probably say 60%. All right. We'll get to that in a second all right

jeff nadu yo what's up uh this is between me and you and just for for full disclosure jersey jerry is in the room but he's been instructed not to talk so i want to talk to you about some things all right so okay have you signed the contract to fight Jersey Jerry yet? I have. I signed it two days ago. Okay, so you've got bad information. You said he hasn't signed yet. Yeah, he's wrong.

He's wrong. Okay, now, Jersey Jerry and Marty have done a lot of funny things. They came to Lancaster PA a couple of days ago. They did the prank last week. I'm worried. They didn't come to Lancaster. They went to the worried. They didn't come to Lancaster. They went to the county. They didn't come into the city. They know better than to come into the city.

But they went out to Amish country. Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying that the city of Lancaster or PA? Well, I mean, they didn't come here. They were 20 miles away. They were out in the suburbs. You've got to come into the city. Suburbs of Lancaster.

Okay, let me ask you a question because he says, I believe he's dicking around too much, and meanwhile you're training. He says he called the gym where you're supposed to be training, and they said you haven't been training there. You can't even train there. It's for under-18-year-old, underprivileged kids, the gym. What do you think about that? As usual, he's way wrong.

Look, I don't need to play these little fucking kid school games that he's playing. I'm worried about myself, my mental health, my body, everything. I'm not worried about that little kid shit. I'm in here. I've been working out for 15 months. I'm not worried about little games. All right, so you're trained and ready? You getting there?

Say that again, Brandon? Are you ready? You're training every day. I would fight him tomorrow. I'm not worried about two months. I mean, that's just going to get me more in the zone. I'm ready. Let's do that.

I would fight him tomorrow. Well, we don't have much planned for the act tomorrow, guys. Yeah. You want to come in studio? Pre-show fight? Pre-show fight. Want to fight in the group? Yeah, we could fight in the lobby there.

Jeff, I want to wrestle you. Let's do it. I think you're a very good wrestler. Let's do it. Do you have any advice? I never back down from a champ. Do you have any advice to Frank the Tank? He's got a hurt tailbone right now.

Chiropractor, maybe. Why do you guys think chiropractors do? Is he going to crack his ass? It's been done. I don't know. I think they work in that area don't they like kind of near the back all right listen i understand you're working very hard and and i didn't want to take any time out of your day i just i just want to make sure that we're all on the same page here because i want jerry training i want the best fight possible and he's him and marty are making a lot of jokes here it's kind of like kid school games. Yeah, but that's what kids do. Men actually are warriors that are in there getting ready and performing and ready to go.

I'll fight him tomorrow, today, yesterday. You said there's not a challenge you would back down from. Kyle, can you give them a challenge to do? Name the capital of Brunei. Brucellum, I think. Yeah. This motherfucker's ready. But do you know where the...

Are you familiar with the Blue Ball Fire Department? Blue Bell? Yeah, I know where that is. Is it Blue Bell? That's where they were. They were out in the suburbs. Yeah. They weren't near me.

No, it's Ball. It's Blue Ball. take a picture in front of the blue bells and ice cream there's a blue ball fire department in lancaster county i think it'd be funny if you took a picture in front of it i know where that is i can do that little troll it's a troll 24 hours i got it please so all right i'm not this this isn't a pre-fight press conference. I just want to make sure your head was right. So we're good. I appreciate you. Can I ask you one question before I go?

Yeah, please. Who – I mean, Jerry's not talking. He can talk, and that's your decision. I don't care if he talks. But who do you think is going to win, Brandon? Because I – you know, someone asked me the other day, who do you respect the most at Barstow? You know what I said?

I said I love Brandon Walker. Him and I don't see eye to eye all the time. But he's a great host. He's smart. Why don't you take his dick out of your mouth, Jeff? Why don't you do that? You're sucking his dick right now. The guy is showing me respect.

He's blowing you right now. He's showing me respect. He's throating him. He's blowing you. He's tossing him neck. He's blowing you. So what do you do with Marty every day? I don't do nothing with Marty.

Marty does stuff with me. That's your fucking, that's your lackey. He does what you tell him. You do what he does. Jeff, I hope you're ready, buddy. Get in the gym, you goof. You fucking idiot. I kind of like that.

That was fun. Goof. All right. Thank you, Jeff. Who's going to win, Brandon brandon yeah who do you think i don't i have no idea i kind of think jeff nadeau's gonna win jesus i think jeff nadeau's gonna win you know why because jerry and marty are making this fun and games i think this motherfucker's crazy only other than the line i think i don't think i don't think jerry's crazy

i think jeff is well he's uh if i could stick an ice stick in his neck, I would. You're going to die, but you're going to die faster. Straight out of Lancaster. Are you rapping? Are you rapping right now? Are you freestyling? Frank, keep going. Yeah, keep going.

Start that one over. Straight out of Lancaster. Straight out of Lancaster. I turn butter once or twice. He's doing Weird Al Yankovic. You can't doing Weird Al? Yeah, go ahead. Weird Al. You can't do Weird Al. Hey, Brandon.

A Weird Al freestyle. Hey, what's up? One thing I am working on, and that will be out soon, we're going to do a little day in the life. You'll see Lancaster for what it really is, not for what these goofy people that don't know shit about it. You think it's a tourist center. I'm not hanging out there.

We're hanging out. I'll have some good stuff. You'll see what it really is. What do you mean it really is? What is it that people don't know? So it's a tourist center. I'm not hanging out there. We're hanging out. I'll have some good stuff. You'll see what it really is. What do you mean it really is? What is it that people don't know? It's a city. It's a real city. I don't turn butter or hang out.

I don't ride horse and buggies. I don't do anything. No, I want to get the nitty-gritty of Lancaster, PA. That's what I want. I got you. 100%. Isn't Utz's potato chips from out there and hers potato chips as well? Hers is not far away, Frank.

Good call. And what is that, Turkey Hill iced tea? Turkey Hill. And Turkey Hill iced tea. All right. My mind has changed. Jeff, thank you very much. We'll talk more as we get close to the fight.

Good luck with your training. Sounds great. Okay, guys. Have a good day. See you later. I just want you to use this as motivation. Oh, I don't need motivation. Okay.

All right. That guy's crazy. He's not crazy. Are you crazy? All right. You know, right now he's... Why do you think craziness equates to being a good boxer? I think to get in there and to win, first of all, you're going to have to bust their fucking asses.

I think it has nothing to do with the type of person. I think they've got to bust their asses the next two months. I don't know that he's going to do it. I think he will. Right now, Jeff Nadeau is actually raising a barn. Mike, Mike. Right now, he's actually raising a barn in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. What do you mean?

What does that mean? That's what the Amish do. Well, that's Lancaster, Pennsylvania. But he just said it. You don't know the real Lancaster, Pennsylvania. What do you mean? Yeah, what does that mean? That's what the Amish do. Well, that's Lancaster, Pennsylvania. But he just said it... You don't know the real Lancaster, Frank. You don't know... Can we look up the crime in Lancaster? Cow tipping.

Donkey theft. Using an iPhone. Turning on a light. Thanks, Zaha. What are we doing here? Thanks. Stephen Che, why are you standing? Why are you standing on something?

This is actually... I've actually found a... Spot to sit. Oh, you're good? I'm not feeling my tailbone barking. You've relieved your tailbone. Temporarily. Temporarily. I've been putting lidocaine on it, too, the last couple nights.

You know, the roll-on with the lighting. I just think it's funny. What? I just think the whole situation is funny. What's funny about it? Like this guy who just puts on like a front, like a tough guy, you know. Okay. He turns butter. No, I'm just saying.

You get a chance to hit him. You can hit him in the face. Oh. I'm going saying. If you get a chance to hit him, you can hit him in the face. Legally. Paradise. I'm going to hurt him. I just want you focused because I'm not sure we got it right now. I'm focused. Sounds like you missed Lancaster by 20 miles. Were you really out in the suburbs?

You were in the burbs? I know exactly where he lives. I was 11 minutes away. Oh, so yeah. I wasn't 20 miles away. Oh, so yeah. I wasn't 20 miles away. You know, the question is, you went to Lancaster, and he's training in Lancaster,

you're training in Newark. Yeah. Newark. It's a big difference. I believe in you. What do you mean? What is the difference? How is Newark the What is the difference? Newark.

How is Newark the capital of the world? I mean, you think about Lancaster, you think about horse and buggies. You think of Newark, you think of Brick City. And that's where, I mean, that's the nickname of Newark. It's Brick City. I mean. I like Stanford as a good nickname. It's called the city Newark. It's Brick City. I mean... I like Stanford as a good nickname. It's called the city that works. That's a good nickname.

I like that a lot. Also, does Stanford work that much? What's the Starkville motto, Brandon? Duh. Personally, if I was going to go prep for a fight, I'd go out to the mountains. Get my oxygen levels. That's what you have to do nowadays.'d go out to the mountains. Get my oxygen levels. That's what you have to do

nowadays. You go out to the mountains, you restrain yourself from full oxygen. Or just walk from New York to LA. Why not go to Siberia where Rocky Balboa trained in Rocky IV.

Exactly. Sass, you should do rough and rowdy and you just have to scroll TikTok in the middle of the ring. See if you can last three minutes. Kyle, do you want to call UTEP? I don't want to call UTEP. You don't want to burn that bridge?

I don't want to prank them. I'm in bed with them. You're in bed with the miner? Yeah. The whole miner stuff. Brandon, are you familiar with Commodore Bob's Yacht Club? I am. It's a very good restaurant in Starkville, Mississippi.

Why are we doing this shit again? I don't know. I mean. It's a good place. I like it. I think it's better than the alternative. Two brothers. It's right beside.

I've only eaten at Commodore Bob's once. It's a good place. It's in the Cotton District. The Cotton District? That doesn't sound too good. It's beautiful. It's wonderful. Where do you party in Starkville? The Cotton District. Yeah, but you know

that's kind of got a bad history down there. I'm sorry, what do you think is in that shirt you're wearing, Frank? There's at least some sort of percentage of cotton in there. It still exists. We still have to have it. Yeah, but shouldn't they use a different name? No, it's the Cotton District. That's just the name of the place.

There used to be a factory there and now they've taken it all out and they've built restaurants and hotels. So if you were forced to pick somewhere to go out, you'd pick the Cotton District? You had to force me to go somewhere? You would select that, yes. That would be your choice.

Should I call Commodore Bob's? You can if you'd like. I doubt they're open. I think they're dinner only. Dinner only? Dinner only? Yeah, typically there's someone in there taking calls. What about Mugshot's Grill?

I hate Mugshot's. Why dougshots Grill? I hate Mugshots. Is it Mugshots with a Z? No, it's with an S, but they're a chain burger restaurant down there. You hate the food or the people? It's awful. The Mugshots is terrible. Do you use the word supper? I absolutely use the word supper.

Supper is when you eat? Yeah. Now, in these parts of the continent, are they still, in fact, fighting the Civil War? I don't have to take your shit, Fleming. It's a beautiful place. Wonderful people. You didn't answer his question, are they? No, they're not fighting the Civil War. We're the progressive town of Mississippi.

We're not the other place. Do you have a street called, like, Plantation Road? Popular street. We might not the other place. Do you have a street called Plantation Road? Popular street. We might have a golf course. Yeah, you have a plantation golf course? No, it's Highland Plantation. Oh. What's the demographic of employees there?

Are they getting... You know, you guys come from hometowns that might have some questionable things, too. Brother, I'm from the north. I know. You don't have questionable. I might have been born in Great Falls, but I was raised in Newark. Raised in Newark.

Brick City. Hold on. Hold on. Hi, I'm calling to gauge public interest in a Starkville mayoral candidate. Are you familiar with the name Brandon Walker of Mississippi? What's that? No, I just wanted to know if you knew who Brandon Walker is or was. Unfortunately not.

Okay, thank you. Have a good day. That's a good thing. You don't want the mug shots demographic. Brandon! What did he say at first? I don't know. Brandon doesn't like what he calls the mugshot demographic.

He doesn't care about their votes. It's a terrible burger restaurant. It's awful. I don't like them. Now call back and ask if you know Ben's attitude. I didn't like his attitude. He didn't have time to say the word yes or no. This is mugshots.

Right. Said it This is mug shots. Right. Said it like the movie 300. Look, this isn't plantation golf course. We don't fuck with that petty shit here at mug shots. I'm actually happy

for you on that one. Thank you. Let's call up a couple more. That was a win. That was a win. I'm in the mood to prank call. All right, Nick,

you got this one. I want to call, I want to call UTEP. Call UTEP? He just, Kyle said he didn't want to call UTEP. I didn't want one. I want to call UTEP. Call UTEP? Kyle said he didn't want to call UTEP. I didn't want to. I want to call UTEP too. Sass, why don't you run one? Run one. Can we

call UTEP? Department of Admissions? People at UTEP or people at colleges. Make sure you tell them they're being recorded too. Oh, I have to? Legally. That kind of ruins it. Hey, you're being recorded. Hey, they're being recorded, too. Oh, I have to? Legally. Oh, well, then that kind of ruins it. Hey, you're being recorded.

Hey, you're being recorded anyway. You know, when I was 12... Mind if I goof you a little bit? I don't know why I did it. I started... Running over a woman? Pranking... I murdered someone. I started pranking 411 for a reason.

411? Yes. What's 411? Yeah, what's that? Isn't that like the operator? Call for info, yeah. Information, yeah. You'd bust their balls? Yes. What's 411? Yeah, what's that? Isn't that like the operator? Call for info, yeah. Information, yeah. You'd bust their balls?

What would you say? What the fuck would you say? Oh yeah, how would you bust their balls? The operator? That I was trying to get my aunt Charlotte in Charlotte.

You would just bust their fucking balls. Can we get the king of hair in here? Uh, nah. I don't think we have the energy. What are the prank calls? We would crumble.

There's some, like, customer service lines that, like, aren't allowed to hang up. Like, legally, like, their customer service, like, they, oh, we don't hang up on you.

Suicide hotlines. That's a good one. Let's fuck with, yeah, let's take up one of their slots. Yeah. Let's see how long we can keep them on the line.

Hey, you guys are being recorded, by the way. What if I told you this was a prank? Yeah. Sir, we have a lot of orders that we have to get to. Orders? We call it the mug shots. The Suicide Fulfillment Center.

When do you think is busy season for them? Winter, obviously. Or Christmas. I don't know. I think you're right. Or Christmas. The holidays. I don't know. Almost certainly Christmas. No, I think you're right, yeah. Definitely winter. Yeah. When people realize they don't have anyone to spend it with.

Yeah. Yeah. And that it's getting dark at 5 p.m. Yeah, without a doubt. They don't have enough money to afford gifts for their ACP. In high school, there was someone that I, one of my classmates, that would disappear come winter, and it was because he had this – Was he a parent?

Seasonal depression? Seasonal effective depression syndrome or something like that. Yeah. Did you go to school with Otis? My dad said that's fake. Yeah. Oh, you don't like being chilly? And so he'd, like, disappear for a number of times. And he had the lack of sunlight and the cold temperatures

triggered something in him that he was just like... It was called sad syndrome. Sad syndrome. Yeah, that's what he has. Call me crazy. I just don't like being freezing cold. That's why they have those lights. Yeah.

It's a sick one. For sad syndrome. You need why they have those lights. Yeah. It's a sick one. For sad syndrome. You need a pup. A pup. Oh, yeah. I think I'm going to get a pup. Get you a pup. I think you're getting a pussy.

I'm in the cap for real. Did you see how well that worked when I was walking the little puppy? Yeah, but you want a big dog. Every girl in the office stops. Sprint it up to you. I'm not... I saw a prince of pussy.

I won. How big? Big dog Brent. I saw a prince of pussy in five. How big? Big dog? A prince of pussy. He was walking a little puppy that was in like a wheelchair apparatus. Well, why would you say, of course? Because a big dog is a good, like, I don't like small dogs. Small dogs are awesome. I like big dogs. Big dogs are awesome.

I like a big slobbery beast. Like picking up a bulldog by their skin. Big dogs are too much to handle, if you ask me. I love big dogs. I've always liked the lap dogs. Yeah, we've got to get you a Shih Tzu. I want a Newfoundland. Newfoundland?

I want a Newfoundland and a Burmese Mountain Dog. Speaking of... We have hitters in Newfoundland. We have yak hitters in Newfoundland. And Labrador. Oh, one DM me about sending a flag. I'd hang that up. Yes.

You know what dog I like? I like the crossbreed. It's a husky that's been crossbred with a Pomeranian. They call it a Pomsky. You like Pomskys? You could catch heat for getting a crossbred dog now. You've got to rescue everything. Yeah, if you get one of those bulldogs who can't move.

What are those dogs called? You know the ones we're talking about? They're super muscular and apparently they're crossbred and they're in pain constantly. Never go online and say you're buying a dog. Never. Can't do it. Yeah. I mean, you could rescue a dog from a breeder for $6,000.

Yeah. Technically the same thing. I want to get this sweatshirt, but just with my dog's face. Can you Google turtle rat? What's a turtle rat? I saw the other night somebody breeded a turtle and a rat. Ew. How did they achieve that?

Come. Thank you. Pussy and, or dick and pussy, brother. The West Virginia governor, Kyle, did you see this? No. His dog, who is like, he's trying to make a thing. His dog is named Baby Boy, I think. Ooh.

Yeah, I've seen enough of this already. Hairless rats. We took their samples to the laboratory where we spliced them together, quickly fertilized them. I hate this song. Until after five months. Yeah, they got a, what's it called? This is one of the first ever hairless half turtle, half rat. That thing has to just be in constant pain.

Yeah, like that little kid with the butterfly. You guys aren't appreciating the Edward shark. Is that a shark? Yes. Does it have a shell underneath its skin? But it's not actually a shark. That looks like Pat's. I kind of do like it.

So they just made an animal and released it into the wild? No, they gave a bunch to their friends, too. Yeah, that won't have backlash. 1,000 years from now, the humans are enslaved by the turtle rats. It's a matter of time. It won't take that long.

It's a matter of time. It won't take that long. Did you see that they added guns to the robo-dogs? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty badass.

New accessory. What the fuck's up with our toilet paper, Sass? Oh, God. What ply is that? It's transparent. It's got to be like one-sixth ply. I noticed it at first because I was trying to pull it.

I like to get a nice handful, squeeze it up, wipe with that. Yeah, you dip yours in the water before. You can't spare a square. No. No. I was trying to pull it and every two pieces it would rip automatically and I noticed that it was extremely

thin. I took a picture of it and you can literally see my entire hand through the toilet paper. Yeah, you text us, billion dollar fucking company. You can't even wipe my ass without touching my ass. Well, you know we do have a place downstairs where you can purchase and procure your own toiletries.

I could hit up the guys at Dude Wipes, the fellas at Dude. They love me over there. Yeah, they love us. They got their sponsor back. They want them back over. anything we said in the period of time between their presenting sponsorship was

classic parody I can't believe people fell for it yeah Brandon you know The Camp House oh I love The Camp House but the question is

do they love Brandon Walker their mac and cheese lunches call them up Kyle they build your own mac and cheese with crawfish in it just say you're recording them really really quick. No, don't say that. No. Alright.

Let's just get... I'm gonna be a girl. You think? Bro, Nelk boys would never say that. Thank you for calling the camp house. Hi, I'm calling to gauge public interest in a potential mayoral candidate in Starkville. Are you familiar with the sports media personality Brandon Walker?

No, sir. Okay, thank you. Brandon. I know her. You know her? I can see her in my mind. She's the only waitress at the camp house. TJ, can we look up buying a billboard for just Brandon and Starkville?

I get the noodle. You go there a lot? Let's just do a Brandon Walker awareness billboard. That was a pretty distinct voice. You probably do know him. Let's do a headshot of him and just say, this is Ben Mintz. No, no, no. That's got to be a hit.

No, let's do the Brandon Walker awareness billboard. Who has a company card? We don't have to make fun of me today. We've got Frankie Jerry. We looked into this before. We called any restaurant in my town. What is a place that an Ole Miss dude would work at? Oh, Linda has a guy.

It was like $1,500 or $2,000. I think like a law firm. No, like on campus, like a campus cafeteria. I'm sorry. I feel bad. I'm going to call my own hometown restaurants on my own time. Let's each call

a place in our hometown. We'll go like 0 for 7. Okay. Yeah, that'll make you feel better. Will that make you feel better? No, I don't feel bad. Call a Terrane Law offices. You call.

I used to go to that spot all the time after school. You want me to go for you? You can call for me. I'll call for you. Don't do the Toy and Train Museum. Why? Because they'll pretend not to know me.

They're funny. You're responsible for half their collection. The pizza place I got fired from. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Call the pizza place you got fired from. But what do I say? I don't want to say my real name.

You have to. I can't. It's not a secret. You have to say your internet personality a little. Is your name a secret? You've said it. No, I have never said my full name. I think it's fine if you come out.

Yeah, come out today. We need to bump numbers. You need to be a weight off your shoulders. We're going to not do that right now. Really? That's pretty cheap billboardery. That is cheap billboardery. I like having the comfort of me Googling my full name and not do that right now. Really? That's pretty cheap billboardery. That is cheap billboardery. I like having the comfort of me Googling my full name and not coming up with a name.

$3,000 for a year? I'm trying to think. What are you calling, Nick? I'm calling Cheddar's Casual Cafe. They'll know. Well, that's a chain. They will know me for sure. Hello.

Hi. We're calling Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen. Did I just fall for a recorded voice? This is Amber Quinn, the managing partner. Oops, sorry, Amber Quinn. Sure. Hello. Hi. We're calling Tether Scratch Kitchen. Did I just fall for a recorded voice? Oh. This is Amber Quinn, the managing partner. Oops. Sorry, Amber. Quinn.

Please press 1. For seating information, please press 2. For all other questions, please press 3. If you would like to speak to a human being, press 666 and go to hell. Wow. Hi. I'm calling with a public survey Of notable people from Wheeling, West Virginia

Have you ever heard of Kyle Bauer? Let me please show him who's the manager Sure thank you Brandon you never got that customer So much for Southern Hospitality I should know the manager You should know the manager You went to Cheddar's that much?

Yeah. Every day. I would always get their buffalo chicken wrap. Yeah, and the raspberry tea. No. Maybe mango? It's really good to hear you. Owen, who are you calling?

Jerry, who are you calling? I don't know. Pick for me. Yeah. I don't know, though. I don't know. What's this whole music? I think it's like christian rock not my cheddars

all right whatever happened to hold music that sound like do do do do do do sound like elevator music who knows brother we're in're in Biden's America now. I like escalator music. Yeah? Hi, Lori. I'm calling with a public survey of notable people from Wheeling, West Virginia. I was just curious if you knew who Kyle Bauer was. Kyle Bauer.

I do not. All right. Thank you very much. Thank you for your time. What about KB's nose? Thank you. Fuck. Ew. P.U. Fuck you for your time. What about KB? Thank you. Fuck. Ew.

P.U. Fuck. She sounded stupid. What about his suit? She wanted to. I felt bad. She wanted to know who he was.

She wanted to. She racked her brain. She probably knows KB. Yeah. You gotta drop KB. Yeah. Nick, what the fuck are you doing?

That doesn't count at all. Oh, fuck off. All right, Kyle, call someone. Fleming, what about you? Belleville, everyone in Belleville probably knows you, huh? What percentage of Belleville knows you?

Maybe not that much. Give a percentage. Maybe about 10%. Can you go to the grocery store without getting hassled? Yes. Okay, good. Brandon, can you? In Jersey?

Yeah. I can go to the grocery store without getting hassled. In fact, it's my favorite place to go in Jersey. I love going to Wegmans and just spending a couple of hours buying food. It's a beautiful time. Kyle, did you guys put out an anus with an existential crisis on it? I had a breakdown, yeah. Yeah.

That was on the show? Yeah, it was very real. And it's kind of spilling over to this episode. I want to listen to that. I want to listen to that. I want to listen to that. It was really good. It was, yeah. Yeah, we kept it all in.

Was there ever a moment that you thought about stopping recording? Listen, I'm not a talk smith. I wasn't put on this world to talk, let alone on a daily basis. You just were an hour. And it just fucking broke me. It's all drivel anyway. Shut the fuck up about drivel. It's all mundane drivel.

It's all the same thing. Wash, rinse, repeat. God damn it. Do you ever feel that way? You just go in and you just do the same fucking shit. Do you ever think we're living our fucking lives one hour blocks at a time? Play our little family feud, make our little prank phone calls. Do my Kobe GYN joke.

Do my Kobe GYN diagnosing Smush Parker with atrophic vaginitis day after day after day. What's next? You don't ever feel that way, Brandon? Not really. You wake up. You love it. Okay, an hour block. I'm going to talk and then I have 20 minutes

and I have an hour block I'm going to talk. It beats working for a living. It does. I know that. But does it beat not living? Oh. No. Alright that was glad you brought that up Brandon.

That was the yak today. Tomorrow let's do something. We can do something. We can do anything. We can do anything. Maybe something. Something or anything. We actually should do something. We should do a thing, yeah. We'll figure it out.

Let's play a game or something. I don't know. All right. We'll figure it out. That's the Yak. That's the act. It's the act. Get your straws, yeah, style the tape for a while. It's the act. It's the act.

It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. Thanks for watching!