The Yak - Jersey Jerry Officially Accepts Tiko Texas Into His Foot Fetish Competition | The Yak 10-12-21

Episode Date: October 13, 2021

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What are you two whispering about over there? Your voice isn't even next to the microphone. Sorry. Did you see the Kent State game? No, I didn't. Beat Buffalo? No.

Big win. Nice. Jerry, what's up? Jerry, we have a real hodgepodge crew today. It was a little bit early for SAS, 1 p.m. Where's Owen? He's coming. Where's Roan?

Roan is... We were doing the Good Beer Games over in Astoria, and I got cut from the football team, so I'm here, and... You didn't make it? I didn't make the team. From who made it? Everybody but me. Oh, shit. We had some people that struggled with the steps, but I got cut.

You got cut. Yeah. Got some corporate people walking through. Anybody know? Who's that? They look important. They look real important. Tony Khan is here.

Oh, Tony Khan. Is he one of them that just walked in? I think so, yeah. Billionaire. Is he a billionaire? Yeah, Jaguars owner, AEW owner. Let's fuck with him a little bit. KB, go spar.

Fuck with a billionaire? You think a billionaire has ever been grabbed by a boy? No, it's usually the other way around. I bet you he's never been grabbed in his life. You don't think he's been grabbed? Billionaires have been grabbed. Not like I would. How would you grab a billionaire?

Japanese whizzer. Think he'll give us a loan maybe? Are they all billionaires? Alone? You don't need it. Jerry, nice color scheme. Nice scheme today. You like it?

How are you? You trained this morning. I feel strong. Do you? Today was the first day. Like, the first week and a half, I felt weak. I felt tired, sore. Today after, I was like, wow, I'm strong today.

You're strong today. You woke up strong. Are you training for anything specific? Yeah, I got a boxing match coming up. Oh. He's fighting Jeff Nadeau. Rough and rowdy. Oh.

Mm-hmm. God. You just forced your way in here and took this seat. He's fighting Jeff Nadeau. Rough and rowdy. You just forced your way in here and took this seat. You were afraid that the clown was coming back in? No. What? No. What are you asking? Are you intimidated by the clown?

No, she's shorter than me. What does that mean? Why would I be intimidated? I'm not physically threatened. Oh, should I be emotionally threatened? I don't know. Maybe. Should I be?

Are you? No. Okay. That was a long hesitation. It was a long hesitation. Nice pause. No. Nice pause.

Where is everybody? Rones are in the Good Beer Games. Where's Big Cat and Brandon? Big Cat's got an interview, and Brandon has an interview. I just saw Brandon. Yeah, yeah. He has an interview with a Chick-fil-A spicy deluxe. Yeah.

And then he has an actual interview. Owen's here. Che? Is Che here? Che. Yeah, Che in the penalty box back there. Yeah. Che, what's up? Is there any public tweets of you

Saying Gruden is a good coach Do you have any public Gruden praises on Twitter? Can we search that, TJ? I'm sure I do Can we search that? And then can we retweet it from the Yak? Yeah, actually Let's see if Stephen Che, Gruden

See what he says about that Did the exact emails get out? Or was it just like they said it was bad? I think they've been releasing singles Let's see if Stephen Che, Gruden, see what he says about that. Did the exact emails get out or was it just like they just said it was bad? I think they've been releasing singles. So before the big album drop, they're releasing singles. Yeah. But those were brutal. I didn't see any of them. Owen told me about it last night.

He threw around some. He hit all three of the things that you shouldn't say. Yeah. The big three. Words? I didn't even catch up on this. He was racist and homophobic and sexist. Yes. Women refs. And then I think they were sharing pictures of the Washington football team cheerleaders. Okay.

Keep going. Let's keep going. Let's go back a little bit further. What about his character? Gruden, absolutely not. It's a blog about a handshake. Okay. I I gotta blog that love this guy

yep there it is let's retweet that let's save that one let's see if there's another one cause that's not even that long that's only 2019 Gruden can do no wrong yeah

phenomenal phenomenal good insight yeah let's save that one as well let's hit that one that one's probably a must um certified football guy that's a Bucs fan. Okay. He's no Gruden.

The top of the line. Oh, he's no Gruden. Che, you have a lot. Che, how many tweets do you have in total? I have no idea. I tweet a lot about Gruden. I mean, he was our former coach, won the Super Bowl, and he was a free agent coach a few years ago.

Did you want him for the Bucs? I love Gruden. Oh, wait. Do you still want him from the Bucs for the Bucs? I'll pass. I think the one up is the best. The shorter one. The shorter one, yeah. Yeah, if we could just retweet that from the Yak and we'll...

Let's pump those numbers. Big time. I'm a slipped. Yeah, we don't say those other words anymore? No, we don't. Sass, what's up? Nothing much. Rachel, are we going to go to our live show tomorrow?

I didn't know there was one. Should I? You didn't know there was one. Should you? You didn't know there was a live show. I didn't know I was invited. You didn't know Jersey know Should you? You didn't know there was a live show I didn't know I was invited You didn't know Jersey Jerry Was fighting in Rough and Rowdy

Tell me more What do you mean? What do you know? Where is this? The show is sold out So you can't go I can't come But you can wait outside

And just hear the live I want people to show up It's Lucky Jacks Yeah Just show up Show up and flood it Flood it I want to be backstage

Congregate by the door Okay It would mean a lot to us What time? What time? Oh yeah What time is it? We'll get you in Show up and flood it. Flood it. I want to be backstage. Congregate by the door. Okay. It would mean a lot to us. What time? What time? Oh, yeah. What time is it?

We'll get you in. I think it's at 8, right? Is it at 8? You're going to make me outside? 8 o'clock. 8 o'clock. Lucky Jacks. Lucky Jacks. In the city.

Yeah. We all try to make it. Me too. Can we pull up the Twitter thread of the girl talking about typos? What was that? Or should we bring up... Kyle, bring it up. What we were talking about.

The Sprimp tweet? No, no, no. Oh, friend of the program, Lego Barstool. He makes a new logo. He has a new logo for his website. It can be misconstrued, and I think Gruden was on the board of design for it. He was designed by John Gruden. Kyle pointed this out.

It needs to be changed. Yeah, that could be misconstrued. Can we get a zoom in on that? You know he's like 14. Yeah. Same with Greta Thunberg. Maybe have him standing sideways.

Okay. Maybe if the figure didn't have arms. If that was an armless Lego man... Maybe use an armless... It would be undeniable. A less triangular

Lego man. And especially when, like, you use an eye in the first... Use the first eye... No, it's fine I don't want him to get worked up it is fine he probably spent a lot of time on that

do not issue an apology Lego and do not change it stand your ground keep it Rachel yes did you watch the clown episode? Yeah.

And you saw the gif? No. Yeah, she responded to it. What in the fuck? You're making this impossible, Rachel. What about it? Did it bother you? No.

Why? Why would it? Because. Why are you playing naive? You always do this She grabbed me by the collar After that show You And you said I always get what I want

So watch your step I've said that before too You have Yeah Clash of titans I just She's never gonna be back Two ornery titans

You guys are dating No No Oh Well They don't want to put labels on anything He's never going to be back. Two ornery titans. You guys are dating? No. They don't want to put labels on anything. Not yet. What would your couple name be? Beer. Would it? I don't know.

Ryle. K. Beeman. K. Beeman is probably the... That's my mom's email. Yeah? Because her name's Karen. Oh, boy. And she's been found.

Congrats on that. These people work fast. Yeah, sorry about your credit card yesterday. Yeah, so what's the deal with that? Got it canceled. Did you talk to Chase at all? Yeah, seven to ten days, I'll get a new card. That's such an inconvenience.

So until then, are you just rocking cash? No, I have other cards, too. Other cards. Yeah, I got, like, other credit cards and stuff, so... But yeah, the debit card is done. They're going to send me a new one. So annoying. I had to memorize, too.

Now you have to memorize a new one. I know, that's the worst part. Yeah. And not only that, now, like, because I have automatic stuff, you know what I mean? Like, so I need to change the numbers to a lot of stuff. Yeah, it's a pain in the ass. Which is unfortunate. I mean, do you need to memorize your credit card number?

I don't think you need to. I've never even had to recite mine off the top. I know my security code. I don't. That's convenient for autofill on the internet. I have four numbers of mine. That's usually all you need to know That's social security

What'd you say? Oh security code For like the credit card Yeah I know my security code as well You don't know your social security number? I don't know mine I carry my card No you do

Yeah I have to text I'm like dyslexic When it comes to numbers I just can't String them together What was that? I only know the last

You're on a program right now, Beeman. We just don't... We don't interact with the outside of these walls. We're zoo animals. What did you want to say? I was just looking for Big Cat. Oh, we were looking for him, too. Yeah, we were.

He has a show at 1 to 2 every single day for the past six years. Six years. He must have slipped his mind today. That mic's not plugged in. That mic's not plugged in. That mic's not plugged in. It's a classic prank. Just say it really loud.

Content Kim is cleaning his pile right now. Content Kim is cleaning up Big Cat's pile right now. That is cute. I see that. That's Content Kim. Does she still spell content with a K? Yeah. Coffee with content, Kim.

I got a guy that can make a logo for him. I got a guy. All right, yeah. Did we ever get to the bottom? Was that intentional, the KKK? No. No? That's funny.

I mean, that's the least racist mistake then. Like, if you forgot about the KKK? No. That's funny. That's the least racist mistake then. If you forgot about the KKK? I think she disavows it. You think she disavows it? Let's say yeah, she did. She does. I don't want to speak for her, but I think

she disavows the KKK. Is Oklahoma racist? What culture? Is that southern culture? I think it's farmers. Is it farmers? Hmm. You know anybody

from Oklahoma, Jerry? No. Yeah. No. Can't say I do. Alex. And Content Kim. Oklahoma City.

No, no, no. This is Rachel. Who's Alex? Alex, she she somebody else that works here she's a tiktoker with her mom oh i know that i know that yeah yeah yeah so what percentage of names do you know it's tough he doesn't know vibs he pointed at a picture of glennie and said who's that let's uh cut to the booth camera and I want you to name everybody in there. Okay. Only two so far.

Jerry followed me on Twitter yesterday. You followed him? That starts with a T. TJ. That starts with a T and ends with a J. And that's Steven. That's Steven. And Steven's like the John Gruden guy of The Office. He's the fan. He's not the John Gruden guy of The Office. Yeah. He's the fan.

He's not the John Gruden of The Office. Just the people out there. What are you eating, Che? A wax bottle? Some bazooka. Okay. It looked like you were having trouble chewing it. Did you just swallow it?

Yeah, it looked like it was sour. Oh, okay. I have barely been eating. I'm trying to get... I think I'm going to... Instead of trying to get strong for November 1st, I'm going to try to see how light I can get. Light? It's like heroin chic.

It was like Kate Moss. Is that who it was? What do you mean? That was like her style of model back then. It was called heroin chic. I'm still making the rounds, but I'm trying to get to like 133. If you go into too much of a deficit, though, you're going to lose muscle. I know that.

But now I just want to get as skinny as possible. Why? Just to see if I can. Just to prove it to people who struggle with losing weight. Are you like terminally ill and you're just like

trying to practice this? Yeah. No, I'm going to try to get to 133. That's the lightest I've been I don't know why you would want to do that at all. Why would you want to do that?

Personal challenge. What do you weigh now? That's not like a fun personal challenge. I'm like 142. Oh. That's not that much weight, Kyle. Yeah, that's like five pounds or seven pounds. Yeah, but that last five is a bitch.

42 is the hardest. You really got to not only cut out food, you got to dehydrate yourself. You don't have to do this, though. I know. Jerry, you're bulking at the time. You're bulking right now, are you not? Yeah. But you're also losing weight, right? Or no, you have to gain it. I know Jerry you're bulking at the time You're bulking right now Are you not? Yeah

You're also losing weight right? Or no You have to gain No so when I started I walk around at about 180 183 But I have to get to 200 For the fight

Okay So now it's It's bulking season now 183 to 200? Yeah 17 pounds in two and a half months That's a lot. What type of lifting do you do?

I'm not like like you know the things Curls? Yeah. Curls. The bench press. The big two. Yeah. And then the dips push ups, sit ups and then just not eating bad

but not eating good. you got a big thing in nature valley bars you want creatine no i don't even know what that is no that'll put you'll put on some weight with that yeah yeah is it i could take it's legal yeah yeah oh yeah it's just you drink it right okay creatine steroids have you been doing creatine me do you gain weight how much do you weigh 173 okay then you have to have a jack torso no not even close

I'm working on it though I'm dying to see oh yeah look at that that's a big box in nature valley yep I had like 1 2 3 4 12 of them maybe, right? Yeah. Unless that's double layered.

No, no, single layered. Single layered? Okay, okay, okay. How many calories do you eat a day? Like now? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Oh.

I eat a lot of meatloaf. Okay. Okay. How many are you getting in? Meatloaf's my favorite food. I love it. It's great. Do you have ketchup on it?

So here's the thing. Now, I love my mom's meatloaf. My mom's is the best. We all say that. Boston Market's meatloaf is so bad that it's actually really good. Have you had it? It does a little 180 on you?

Have you had it? No. When does it become good? I think just like... I don't know how to explain it. You have to try it. What are you having for lunch today? I haven't decided. Should I go get Boston Market meatloaf? If we could find Boston Market, I'd love to.

We're going to get Boston Market. I'd love to treat you to the meatloaf there. You know what? No, we get free Uber Eats. Boston Market has elite spinach. You didn't know what it was. You wanted to say elite. Cream.

The mac and cheese. They're the best cream. Get a Boston Market just for the fucking cream. I did actually a whole bit on Boston Market Meatloaf on Instagram. What was it? Like a comedy routine? Like just a bit. Give us a taste.

Can we pull it up? Yeah. No, let's put it up on screen. It's right here. Can we pull it up? Yeah, I mean... No, let's put it up on screen. Let's... It's right here. Let's turn this into a clips episode. It's a clips episode. I already used all my Uber Eats money this month.

You used it all? Yeah. I got a huge meal the first of the month and it never showed up. The picture of the meatloaf is right there. Yeah. And it's a video. Can we pull up the video on here? What are you, Jerry the Kid?

21. 21. Yeah. Jersey Jerry. Why are you, Jerry the Kid? 21. Jersey Jerry. Why are you Steelers fan? Just my dad. How long ago was this? You just keep scrolling down until you see the

picture of the meatloaf with the corn and the mashed potatoes. It's right next to the Nesquik bit. What's up? Good to see you. You mind if we watch the Nesquik bit too? Yeah, the Nesquik bit What's up Good to see you You mind if we watch the Nesquik bit too Yeah the Nesquik bit is good It's very good

I actually like the Nesquik bit better than the Boston Market It's right next to the Nesquik bit Wait how did your voice just echo like that I don't know Wait we have you on a delay now I got news for everybody Now don't knock it till you try it. I know it looks like dog food.

The meatloaf they're pushing at Boston Market, it is so bad that actually it's delicious. Some of the best meatloaf I've ever had comes from Boston Market. Give it a try. I guarantee you'll come back and say, Jersey, that meatloaf is out of this world. You're wearing that mask like you have a toothache in the 40s. Are they going out of business? You even tagged them?

Yeah, and I think they responded. They responded somewhere. Yeah. Thanks for the support. Thanks, question mark. And then the next one is the Nesquik. What's your Nesquik review? We call him Dumbbell Donnie.

Is this a green screen? Dumbbell is, in fact, a gym rat, but also Dumbbell Donnie happens to be a chocolate milk fanatic, and Dumbbell put me onto this right here. That's an awesome canvas. Dumbbell Donnie pulls me to the side one day, and he says, Jer, how do you drink your chocolate milk? I tell him, you know, I just scoop it at the powder, put some milk, mix it up, you know, and drink. And he's like, do you leave the spoon in or do you drink it without the spoon inside?

And I said, you know, I never thought about that, but I don't put the spoon inside while I'm drinking it. Of course not. He says, Jared, give it a try. When you're drinking the chocolate milk, leave the spoon in it. And he's right. It hits different when the spoon's inside. I got to co-work. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess it – there's a science behind it. I used to drink chocolate milk like soup. Like I would keep the spoon in and then slurp it. Oh, really? Yep. When I'm real thirsty and really enjoying a beverage, I always subconsciously just start reading the label. You ever do that?

No. Yeah, that water is synthetic water. I grew up pretty poor. Texas, what the fuck? My mom used to make me shake up the Faygo and slurp the foam. I don't hear you either. Oh, okay. There I go.

There I go. There I go. I am chocolate milk. What's up with you? What's up with you? I'm like a glass of chocolate milk, baby. Yeah. Shout out to Tico Texas.

What's up? I'm so happy to be on the show. Shout out to Tico Texas. You know what? Fuck it. Shout out to me, too. Shout out to you. Thank you.

Yes. Sass, anything? No, nothing. You don't want to shout anybody out? Shout out to son of a boy. shout out to me too shout out to you thank you yes ask anything now nothing you don't want to shout anybody out shout out the son of a boy shout out to kevin clancy who is so fucking scared to say hey to me in the office since is he afraid wait who's big sean yeah like the rapper big sean is my friend big sean is my friend and it's the reason that me and Clancy had a big war. Big Sean, Big Sean? Big Sean.

That's my homie. That's my partner. But like Ariana Grande, Big Sean. Yeah, that's the reason why me and Clancy got into it because he made a really fucked up part of it. He's the homie. Big Sean is the homie. You can text him right now. Big Sean is not your homie.

Oh, y'all want to see? FaceTime, man. Call him. I'm going to show you right now. Why are you trying to cap? Don't cap. Because I got the receipts, baby. Cap detected.

I got the receipts, baby. Oh, fuck. Wait, did you hear that, Tico? What happened? Yeah. KB, I think, detected cap. Cap detected. He detected cap.

Okay, let's see it. Let's see it right here. Let's see it. Sorry, I got to go down my little Instagram thing. Yeah, yeah. How far back Is he above you In a yearbook or something

No we have like A little slide show together Oh nice Oh wow Okay Are they I can't see Are they together

They're together They're together That's nice Yeah that's Okay Classic song too Cap Cap

I don't know Cap failed When he told me He was gonna get a verse from me I know you gonna give me my verse On my first album Big Sean I know you told me Yeah, that's you. Okay. Classic song, too. Cap. Cap. Cap failed. That's when he told me he was going to get a verse from me. I know you're going to give me my verse on my first album, Big Sean. I know you told me that was going to. He's going to. That was my guy. Nipsey Hussle.

How did you meet him? Nipsey Hussle. He came to my college. I went to Stephen F. Austin University in Nacogdoches, Texas. Yeah. And he came for Homecoming. I knew that. Fuck.

He came for Homecoming, and that was 2010. We've been cool as since like nice i remember when he collabed with chitty bang yeah i remember chitty bang i love chitty bang you love chitty bang i do i'm more of a zafoon you like his solo work steven f austin steven f austin university ticoico have you met Little Sasquatch How many years I have not met I see him online We met all over online We met the first day

You were here The first day you Were here when I was here Two months ago So we ain't talked since What's up Sasquatch What's up how's it going You gotta pick his brain

Right now Tico grabbed me up yesterday From behind I did From the bike Yeah I did Wait from what From the bike What do, I did. Wait, from what? From the bike.

What do you mean from the bike? We were wrestling, too. Who won? Yeah, I picked her up. We get a standing cradle. I won't say who won. We don't want to, we don't have to say.

She just like sneak attacked me. I don't want to embarrass you, KB. I thought it was Josh. I was ready to get your ass. I thought it was the arms. KB's on a weight loss journey right now. He is?

Yeah. Seriously? 133 is my goal Okay, I mean you seem pretty small to me Like completely Thanks Completely What do you mean by that?

What the fuck was that? What was that gesture? How does this keep happening? Rachel doesn't think that's funny Do you think that's funny. Do you think that's funny? Y'all are funny as hell for doing the zoom in. Wasn't it funny, Rachel?

That's your dude? Oh, that's your babe? Oh, my bad. Oh, okay. My bad. I ain't know. She's like, I know that dick ain't small. Okay, well, my bad, Rachel.

Shit, let me know. Don't hold back. Let me know so that I can know who got the big dicks at bar school. Look at this. I saw this. This was on Friday, right? Yes, look at her checking him out. I saw that.

Have you ever seen anything like that? Man, when I look at certain people. She lights up when she's here. I almost said her name. What was ever seen anything like that? Man, when I look at certain people. She lights up when she's here. I almost said her name. What was that? What was that? What do you mean, the name? No, I'm just saying when you look at someone that you're attracted to,

that you think is interesting, that's the kind of, like, girls, we give that look. Interesting, like, looking? That eye contact. Like, you know. Like, what makes somebody interesting looking? Like, glasses? Not interesting looking.

Someone you think is interesting. Jacker's ass. She might have a little crush on him. She might think he's nice or he's cool or he's sweet. There's a lot of girls. Well, Beeman, which one is it? All of the above. Or he got a big D.

All of the above? All of the above. I answered before that. She said no comment. She's like, look, I'm going to snitch on myself. I'm stopping right now. No comment. Nice, cool, interesting, smart.

And CIS. You fuck with that? The crime show. The long-running crime drama. I do know what CIS is. What do you mean? Stop playing me. How are you integrating into New York City? I love New York.

I lived here a couple years ago. 2013 to 15, I lived there. Not like it was back then. It's not. It's not. But it's not as cold either. It was like, the first winter I had, 2014, they said it was the worst winter in 60 years. So in March, I went to LA.

And I haven't been back in six years. And now I'm back. Now you're back. We're more cold. Happy to have you. A new higher ed fucking bar stool, in case y'all didn't motherfucking know Tico, Texas And you're doing the Tico 10, right?

It's full time, baby Yes, the Tico 10 Can I count on y'all support? Yeah Y'all pull up for me? For sure, yeah So the Tico 10 is Wait a minute, wait a minute

Are you in the The Jerry Army? Yeah Yeah, 100% What you mean? Yeah, it's the Jersey Jerry Army The Jersey Jerry Army No, we got about probably

Three, four thousand soldiers right now That's awesome Yeah That's really awesome I'm down for the Jerry Army. The Jersey Jerry Army. No, we got about probably 3,000, 4,000 soldiers right now. That's awesome. Yeah. That's really awesome. I'm down for the Jerry Army. Close to it. Okay. Close to it, yeah.

That's good. That is great. So now we have Tico, Texas. That reminded me. What's that? You motherfuckers got to play feud. Feud? Good answer.

Good answer. Beam and Tico team. What should we do? Should we do a trio? No, no, no. Jerry's experience. I know all the answers by now. You won.

Yeah, we crushed it yesterday. Tico, Beeman. Beeman, do you have somewhere to be? At 145, I do. Where? Undisclosed. Undisclosed. She got hired a side nigga.

Is it? Sass was saying the exact same thing. He was saying the exact thing verbatim. Like, word for word, Sass was saying the same exact thing. You're smart. I got to get like you, Rachel. I ain't gonna lie. You're doing it right.

You're doing it right. She was just on. She's going to be on Erica's podcast. Yeah. I did that today. That was really nice. That was actually a great episode. You blew up the mic? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. you was in there with me oh yeah you know i turned up a

little bit you know i can turn up sometimes but it was good yeah a little bit a little bit but it was good it was good conversation what you don't think i can turn up no what i don't why not i just don't think so i don't see it you think i'm a calm person yeah that's so cool because everybody else think i'm so fucking crazy at this fucking company. No, I see the real you. I'm so glad. Yo, my fucking guy right here. What's your name?

Nick. Nick. Nick is my guy now. Thank you. Shout out, Nick. Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, why not? And Jerry.

Shout out, Nick. Tico, question before we start the feud. Let's do it. Before Barstool, I started feet the streets okay now what it was was a competition uh from girls all over the country that would submit um feet pictures to me okay i would put them in a bracket they would send me videos some lotion play you know them getting their nail their feet done massaging their own feet feet. There's OnlyFans? It's not OnlyFans. I just ran an Instagram tournament. We had 16 girls come into the competition.

One of them won. Now, I'm looking to bring that back here. We're looking to do 64 contestants. Would you be interested? Hell yeah. Okay, awesome, awesome. Who's the judge? You're looking at a feet right now.

Your feet are very out. OnlyFans.com slash TicoTV for more feet pics, awesome. Who's the judge? You're looking at a feet right now. Your feet are very out. Onlyfans.com slash TicoTV for more feet pics, baby. Yeah, you know, Tico has the white nail polish, and that's significant. For the good pussy. Pretty pussy energy with the white nail. Wow, you know, Jude. I'm experienced.

What did the pussy come into play? How do you know about that? Well, I have a foot fetish. Wow, yeah. He's exactly right. White toes equals good pussy. Why can't women with bad pussies buy white nail polish?

They just don't do it. Do they check it at the register? Women with bad pussy don't even get their toes done. That's it right there. I'm looking forward to you, Beeman. Pop them off. I'm looking forward to it too,eman. Oh, yeah. Pop them off. I'm looking forward to it, too, Jerry. No.

Don't listen to that. Show us your fucking toes. No. Not that. Jerry, you said lotion play? Yeah. Is that like an ASMR thing? Is it the sound?

No, it's lotion on the hand. Come on. You'll hear it in the video. Is that a big part of it? So wait, the submissions can be anything from a video to a still image?

Correct, exactly. Isn't there kind of an unfair advantage for the people who submit lotion play videos as opposed to the standard picture? It just depends.

I mean, if these girls are working, I'm obviously going to look at them a little bit more. You know what I mean? Yeah. The effort. Tell us about effort.

Yeah, I'd say, yeah, there is a little unfair advantage. The pictures don't suffice. I had a question for feet people. Do you like mean? Yeah. The effort. It's all about effort. Yeah, I'd say, yeah, there is a little unfair advantage. The pictures don't suffice. I had a question for feet people. Do you like hands? Yeah, what are your thoughts on hands? I don't like them as much as feet. Aren't they,

they can do so much more. I know, but feet can also do the same. Not always. Is a video of a hand rubbing a foot the interracial porn of the foot fetish community? Yeah. Yeah.

I'd say so. All right. I'd say so. That's interesting stuff. Yeah. How many people do you have in this right now? So, before Barstool, I had the first year, the inaugural, we had 16. I picked 16.

I put them in a bracket, one verse 16, two verse 15, like that. I came up with the seeds just based on first glance what's the winner get? I gave them a free mani-pedi and a $250 Amazon gift card

that's good that's awesome when did you know you became a foot guy? are you a feminist Jerry? that's what it sounds like I don't even know what that means

we need a running list a log of things Jerry doesn't know what is that?, honestly. We need a running list, a log of things Jerry doesn't know. What is that? It's feminist metabolism. It's metabolism. Feet. What was the one he just said earlier?

Creatine. Creatine. Okay. What's a feminist? What's that? You've never heard the word feminist? I honestly don't know. I mean, I've seen it.

I want to say a supporter of women. Of course, yeah. Me and actually Erica talked yesterday. All right, that counts. You supporter of women. Of course, yeah. Me and actually Erica talked yesterday. All right, that counts. You talked to Erica. I had a conversation with a woman. About maybe getting behind a softball professional league for girls. Because after you're done with college, if you don't make the USA team, you're pretty much done.

Your career's over. There is a professional softball league, right? I don't think so. I think there is. What's it called? Does it come on ESPN? No. Exactly.

Yeah, what's it called? God, no. I don't know. I know Finch was playing in some league. He's been following Finch for a long time. Really? You follow her. I like your idea better.

There's a national pro fast pitch. Skateboarding is a sport now. How many teams are in there? Five teams. Do you play sports in the four? I love sports. Five teams? I ran track.

Not about that. Turtles? Hell yeah. And sprints. And the long jump and the high jump. mouthful. Turtles. It's not a mouthful. And sprints. And the sprints. Big two. And the long jump. And the high jump.

Okay. Very good. That's everything. Hell yeah. What? I was in the Texas Relays. You pole vault? I don't know what that is.

No. Where'd you go to high school? Beeman? Canfield? Borman? Liberty Benton. The high jump is not really pole vault. What's wrong with that?

I don't even know what that is. If KB doesn't know high school, you're doing something wrong. Liberty what? Liberty Benton. Liberty Benton. Is that in Mahoning County? No. Is that in Boston?

I moved away from Canfield. I didn't know that. In middle school. Where'd you go? Where the hell is Canfield? Where the hell'd you head? To Finley, Ohio. Where's Canfield?

Ohio. Canfield is the Naperville of Northeast Ohio. Oh, that's in Ohio. That's exactly right. KB, do you think you could name a high school in our state? Surrounded by slums, but very, very. Are you from Ohio, too? I'm not surrounded by slums.

Are you from Ohio, KB? We're both from Ohio. West Virginia. Oh, Lord. You been? Yeah. Actually, I did a show in Morgantown. You did a show in Morgantown?

You did more than just go there. What do you mean? I don't know what that meant. I don't know what that meant. He was trying to be fly. I think so. He was like, did we meet up out there or something? I don't know. I went to school in Morgantown was trying to be fly. I think so. He was like, did we meet up out there or something? I don't know.

I went to school in Morgantown. Oh, you did? Okay, college or high school? College. Okay, cool. Morgantown University? Yeah. Okay, cool.

Pretty much. That's awesome. It's cool. I don't like the roads, but, you know. The college town is, I mean, it's severely overrated. Severely overrated. Everything is shitty. The roads are shitty.

Everything is a steep hill. Not just a hill. It is. Everything is a very steep hill. Not just a hill. It is. Everything is a very steep hill. Who thinks it's rated well? It constantly gets raved and hyped as the party school. Yeah, college town.

Oh, you went to Morgantown U. What's with the steep hills? Because I've heard that before. My old roommate told me that he went to that school. What do you mean, what's with it? Am I about to teach you about fault lines? Am I about to teach you about the lines? Am I about to teach you about the Appalachians?

Let's talk about elevation. Is it just super hilly? Yeah. It is. It is. I would love to get out there sometime. Good for skateboarding, right?

You skateboard? Of course. Why are you assuming we all skateboard? Wait, I asked Sasquatch. Earlier, you were like, skateboarding. It's a sport

because we were talking about things being a sport, so skateboarding is recognized by Olympics now, so that kind of makes it a sport cause we were talking about things being a sport so skateboarding is recognized by Olympics now so that kinda makes it a sport you skateboard? I do nice

yeah I love skateboarding can you kickflip? hell yeah you want me to grab that board for you? yeah there's no wheels on it oh wait fuck I don't have no sneakers on

that's dangerous I'm gonna borrow mine oh you got your headphones on it's fine it on. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Jerry, you liking this or is this bad for the foot? It's interesting. I like it.

What size? What size are you, Tico? What size? Yeah, it's not bad. No, it's not bad at all. Don't know if it's Olympics level, but could this be a genre for you, Jerry? It could be. Yeah. Athlet's not bad. No. She's not bad at all. Don't know if it's Olympics level, but... Could this be a genre for you, Jerry? This could be, yeah. Athletic.

Yeah? Here we go. Get the toes, get the toes. Okay. Can I see a closer look, Tico? Walking on eggshells. Ask her. Okay.

Jerry. Tico, can I just see a close... Just a little closer. I just wanted to see something. Oh, man. I don't like this something Oh man I don't like this at all I don't like this at all Alright Hey nice

Cause usually Let's do family feud Yeah Let's do family feud Let's maybe do family feud It's nice Tico For the rest of the show That's a bad sweat pant day

For you Jerry What was your major? Early childhood education Oh fuck Wait you guys have the same major? If that had some wheels on. I know, I saw it. Class of 18.

Oh, yeah. Okay. 18? Yeah. Fuck yeah. Is that when you graduated high school? College. Oh.

That was when I was a junior in high school. You got the minors on. How old are you? Jerry. 27. You're 27? Mm-hmm. Are you?

That's his story, and he's sticking to it. Yeah. I like that. That's his story, and he's sticking to it, baby. I didn't know they were so close. I would love to get some sort of proof on that. Why did you? Chico, I know it's rude.

I believe you. To ask me? Oh, I know how old she is. I'm in my 20s. You revealed it on token, but we're going to cut it. Yeah, exactly. We're cutting it. Please do.

Nah, but I'm in my 20s. We're on a three-second delay're going to cut it. Yeah, exactly. We're cutting it. Please do. Nah, but I'm in my 20s. We're on a three second delay. Look at my guy, Dave. That's my guy right there. We're on a three second delay. That's my guy, too. We can bleep it. Oh, yeah.

So you can say it. Born in 94. Yep. Oh, wow. Oh, he is. 29. Younger than me. Wow, y'all thought he was capping.

I did not. He pulled out his ID on y'all asses. I look older, you think? You act older. Oh, okay. Yeah, you have to make sure. you have a make sure what's your name things? What's your sign? Taurus What's your day with Yo, are you The guy behind me have a gun? Certainly. Happens a lot.

I feel like I'm about to be assassinated right now. May 11th. Wow, birthday twins. Wow, I think Dave's dad has our same birthday, too. Wow. Yeah. We should all get together. Oh, shit, man.

That's great. Wow, we're the same person. Same exact person. Oh, fuck, man. We're going to have to link up, man. Link up for sure. I already know how you are. What's up, Brandon. We're going to have to link up, man. Link up for sure. I already know how you are. What's up, Brandon?

What's my sign, Tico? Your sign? You want a hint? You want a hint? Oh, yours. Oh, um, like you're going to give me the element or the error? I'll give you a hint. Oh, God.

You're a cancer. Yeah. Yeah, I am. Nah, that wasn't it, was it? It didn't do it. I got the message. You are a cancer Yeah Yeah I am Okay Nah that wasn't it Was it It didn't do it I got the message You are a cancer

Yeah Okay cool That's cool I mean that means That you're a little Emotionally manipulative But you're really Really cool too

You sound crazy right now I can talk astrology All day Don't play me You have no idea How crazy you sound Don't play me Y'all water signs

No I know about y'all can't see. That's what I'm saying. Look at you. You're getting emotional right now. Look at that. That's what I'm saying. Look, I'm proving it.

Sorry you think that way. Sorry. Yeah. It's okay. You sound crazy. Okay. I'll be sounding crazy sometimes. I'm a little crazy.

Let's have you two play feud. Okay. Yeah. And then we can get Brandon. Brandon will pick one of you to kick out. I have seven minutes. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Maybe a little mix of both?

Depends on the day Oh my gosh That's actually pretty rare I'm on both ends So that's rare I like going out with friends And just relaxing by myself Isn't that so quirky?

I do both I like being by myself Wait you do both too? You do? Like extrovert, introvert I don't go out Definitely 100%

Okay so I thought I was the only one. No way. You're like that too? I like doing things during the day, but night? Shut up. Shut up. Sleep. So you don't club or party?

Every once in a while, you know? We got to hit house of yes. Okay. You would love it. We got to hit house of what? Yeah. House of yes? House of yes.

I've been there before. I've never been. It's nice. The hair would fly. Have you ever seen Family of What? Yeah. House of Yes? House of Yes. I've been there before. I've never been. It's nice. The hair would fly, yeah. Have you ever seen Family Feud? I love Family Feud. All right. I've always wanted to be on Family Feud.

Well, you are now. My dreams are coming true. Texas family. Who wants to play Steve Harvey? It's the Texas family. Oh, no. Who's that? That's G. Berry.

He's good. Oh, shit. It's Jeff Berry. Jeff the G. Berry. It was my first time. He's very good. Okay. All right.

You leave the house, look down, and think, oh, no. I forgot to put on my black. Shoes. Shoes. Show me shoes. Good answer. Yes, sir. Beeman.

Who's done that? Yes, sir. How long does that have? Makeup. Show me makeup. Oh, Beeman, you're wrong. That wasn't one of the answers. Off-putting for Kyle.

Tico? Keys. Keys. You forgot to put on your keys. Underwear. Underwear. Oh, I forgot to put on my underwear. It's a good one.

All right, think. Jacket. Jacket. Show me jacket. I like that one. Damn. What? Oh, my gosh.

Hat. No, we've already got three strikes. I thought we each got... We can't just say it out. Belt, sock, watch, pants. Did he get everything? These are just clothes. Whatever, we're winning still.

Yeah, but G-Barry is not a first round guy. Wait till you... Just wait till you... Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. I know. The pressure's on.

All right. Name something people fear I know. The pressure's on. All right. Name something people fear that starts with a letter. That was quick. Spider. Spider. Show me spider. That's because you wanted to. I got another one if you guys want it.

Phone a friend? Sex. Sex? Shark. Yeah. Not me. Sex. Who said sex?

Some are. Some people are. Shark. Please. Little sass watching a shark. Yeah. That's good. Okay. Too easy. Maybe it's something Some are. Some people are. Shark. Please. Little Sasquatch and a shark. Yeah. That's good. Okay.

Too easy. Maybe it's something that's a little bit stinky. Black and white. Skunk? Maybe. Stingrays. Stingrays. Slow it down.

You want to go with it? You want to roll a stingray? I don't think stingrays are going to be in it. Let's think horror genre. Oh, yeah. Sorry, we already got three strikes. I think we only did animals.

There are other things like shots, swimming. Smoke! Kyle, what was your horror? I could never be around those people. I don't know. I was just trying to think out.

What was it? Are people afraid of swimming or are they afraid of what? Hey, we're still winning. We're still winning. G-Berry. Brandon, you get to choose who to kick out.

B, walk. Well, I have to go, so you can take my seat. No, I'm sure this is awesome. I'll just sit here and walk. No, you didn't know. You're not getting on the mic. You can do it around here, and I'll go there. Last round.

Last round. Join your program. Join your program. Well, I got to finish now. Apparently, there's three rounds. I just want to sit. No, you're going to talk. Brandon?

You for sure. Name something you own that you talk to as if you were a person. A dog. Name something you own that you talk to is if it was a person baby baby Plants pets like a stuffed animal pets are people have rights Like a toy? A toy?

Talk to it if it was a person. He talked to you like it was a person. Oh. Man, why do we let Rachel kill all our strikes? What about your radio? What the hell? Yeah. A television or a radio.

That's so funny. G. Barry. Hey, we still winning. G. Barry might be the worst I love this I love this family feud Alright That was fun There's fast money Rachel

Earn 100 points Be a professional Who often keeps his clients waiting Lawyer Lawyer Show me lawyer Sure Doctor

Name a kind of bump Fist bump Fist bump Show me fist. That was good. Hope. Hope. Name something that people sew.

Dishes. Their feet. What are we going with? Dishes. Yeah, I say dishes. That's better. Name a four letter that everyone wants. I'd say love.

Look at this. Damn, this might be a... I don't know if lawyers keep you waiting too often. Look at this. This might be a... I don't know if lawyers keep you waiting too often. A bump. Zero. Speed. Hope. Beautiful.

Name some people soak. Beam and get a number one. Wow. Feed! Feed! I was right! You were right, T. It was always feed.

It's all good. We still got that bonus. I'm telling you, everyone loves sucking their feet. Brandon, where are you going? Brandon. Rachel has to go anyway. Yeah, I'm going. You're in, pal.

Yeah, you're stuck in. You're stuck, baby. Bye, guys. Thank you. All right, R.P. I got to pee on. Thank you, Rachel. I got to pee on my own show.

What the fuck, man? No, that's not it at all. I was playing with myself. I had to interview Tony Khan. Was he the guy with the suit? Yeah, he's the guy with the suit. Is he a billionaire? Who is his friend?

He is a billionaire. He is? Oh, yeah. Wow. Definitely a billionaire. Is he single? I don't know. I don't know.

Who are we hooking up with? Ticho? I'd go fucking suck him. Oh, my God. A billionaire? Yo, we got real. He got real on the map right now. I don't know that he needs to be single for you to fucking suck him. Oh my God. A billionaire? Yo, we got real. He got real on the map right now. I don't know that he needs to be single

for you to fucking suck him. State your purpose. Okay. National coming out day was yesterday. Really? Yeah. Sucking off a billionaire isn't gay. It's true.

It's not. Okay. It's a civic duty. I'm with that. They've worked for that. They've earned it. Yeah, you've earned it. You've earned it you get to choose one civilian to suck you a day okay i can't wait to be a billionaire oh geez you want to be a

billionaire one day i think so uh brandon was on your podcast wasn't he yes he was that's my guy right there that's one of my we have great chemistry together we really do yeah what do you guys have in common we We both from the South. Yeah. We both real as shit. And we don't fuck with that fake ass shit. Don't fuck with that fake ass shit. That's what I always say.

And we here to get the bread. Here to get that bread. And do our work. So we got a lot in common. A lot in common. A lot of respect right there. You just described me to a T. Okay, so you want to get in on this?

Yes. Okay, cool. Yeah. We're going to be holding Tico tryoutsouts we're tico tryouts so tico's going to be having a podcast and we don't know who is going to fit with her so i'm going to be hosting tico tryouts you guys can all try out if you'd like to be tico's partner all of y'all i don't have time to be tico's partner otherwise i would do it but i'm going to help her find her her herico, who do you have your eyes on so far? I'm just, I'm willing to, I'm ready to see the dynamics.

Big T, I think is number one pick. Because you might think that you're not really cool with someone, and then when you get on the camera and y'all can flow and it's cool and it's easy, then you're like, wow, you know? Have you seen Big T twerk? Who is Big T? Big T, you'd know if you saw him. Oh, okay. Yeah, so I haven't.

Is twerking a requirement Of being on the show We need to work on our requirements Yeah Nah What is a requirement The requirement is You have to know about music Sports and culture

That's it Cause that's what we're Gonna be talking about Fuck that is Nick That sounds like Brandon That's pretty much I mean yeah Why don't you guys

Combine wrestling Wrestling with Tico Yeah Oh I know how to wrestle too Sounds perfect Nick can tell you that I mean KB can tell you that not quite

I'm getting the name switched up I saw KB dominate you he picked you up oh my god you saw that yeah wow I thought that nobody saw that he ragdolled you

a little bit a little bit I let him do it did you like it yeah I did I did like it I'm not gonna lie

you know most action in months nice not gonna be a lot of that going around when KB's weighing 125 yeah I'm not going to lie. Most action in months. Nice. Not going to be a lot of that going around when KB's weighing 125. Or if Rachel's around, you definitely can't do that, KB. Would she be mad? Seriously. KB, get yourself under control, dude.

You can't be doing that with Rachel around. You can't. You embarrassed him in front of his girl. I know. I know. But she took up for him So that was nice Like that kind of like

Established her you know Yeah but she's like Kind of a hot head So she's probably She's a short fuse She's probably back at your desk Tagging it up I don't think that's funny

I'm like girl that's funny as shit What you talking about For real Exactly Jerry what about 256 teams On the Jerry game 504 feet Alright

1028 What are you talking about For the bracket feet 1028 What are you talking about For the bracket For the feet What are you talking about That was like a Beat the street Beat the feet

Justin Timberlake Beat the street How are you gonna Break up the regions Is there gonna be like Four different categories Yeah that's what we did North, south, east, and west

Oh Geograph Do you remember That was more of the foot area Do you remember The first time that you saw a foot and you were like, oh. Yeah, I do.

When was it? I feel like you have to you're exposed to feet very young. Junior year. Junior of high school, okay. Four foot eleven. You or her? Her. Probably about 110, 115.

But you're talking about everything like above the foot start at the top work your way down oh yeah exactly you know four foot 11 um about 115 i'd say uh asian um and she didn't try to bluff her did you she wore a size 4 a size 4 yeah so you like you like the small feet I do okay but I like everything

you know what I mean it doesn't matter really but I prefer that was the first time I'm a size 9 and a half that was the first time yeah and then

if you like small feet I guess Asians are your favorite there's nothing like and I'm starting to get low okay easy

easy bring me back you know what I mean Gerald I'm glad that little thing is right there I'm starting to get low. Okay. Easy. Easy. Bring me back, you know what I mean? I'm glad that little thing is right there. I'm glad your ID thing is right there. Yeah, you're good. It's not going to do much anyway. You're doing that on purpose, aren't you? Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it was a blast. You know what I mean? I got to really... It was a blast. And the foot play was amazing. Oh, you actually... Oh, you did? She let you touch the foot?

Oh, anything I wanted. You foot fucked her? Yeah, he did? She let you touch the foot? Oh, anything I wanted. You foot fucked her? Yeah, he did all that shit. What did you do? You foot fucked her. You put them together? He did. She puts her foot together.

And then in between the toes? Oh, she does all the moving? Oh, you like the soles of the feet. Let me ask you a question. I don't like feet. Sass. No, I'm also all set. That's where I would have gone too, Jerry.

I'm all set on the question to this is the order of operations you never put a girl's foot in your mouth absolutely not no really really i couldn't do it and i don't want i don't want to do that at all if you do that, right, they will appreciate that a lot. What if they're self-conscious about their feet? He's not lying. He's not lying. But in like a feeling good way or like a dominating kind of way? They'll like feel like you're...

I think both. Yeah? I think both. What do you do with the ankles? I don't mess with the ankles, really. I don't care about the ankles. That's above the foot. Yeah.

The ankle is the clitoris of the foot. I say that. what is your weakness what is your achilles heel i'd foreplay i'd say yeah that for sure yeah just working your way into it the achilles is foreplay yeah yeah then you get into it how do you know when do you find out the girl's either into it or not have you ever said hey are you into this oh yeah don't fucking touch my feet hey, are you into this? Oh, yeah. Don't fucking touch my feet? Yeah, exactly. Oh, you ask?

You ask before? Well, I don't ask while we're flirting and stuff. I kind of make it like a little surprise. Exactly. What is the foreplay? Is it like, do you take the little piggy to market? Is that what it is? He's like, let me massage your feet, baby.

Yeah. After a long day at work, they're on their feet all day. Come on, lay down. So that is... Let me massage your feet. You don Yeah. After a long day at work, you know, they're on their feet all day. Come on, lay down. So that is. You don't want fresh feet? You want to walk around all day? So I appreciate a worked up foot better than a fresh foot. Jesus.

Jerry. Okay. Do we really have the same birthday? So like, is it a calypso? No, sweat. Sweat. Sweat. Like, not like, yeah, like a sticky kind of.

You know what I mean? So I feel like you're the kind that likes hair instead of not hair on the genitals. No, no hair, please, for me. I think the pinky toe is the clit of the foot. You think so? I thought the ankle was the clit of the foot. No, no, the ankle's not part of the foot. The foot has many clits.

The foot, yeah, but. It's all clitted up. Is the heel the titties of the foot? The heel of the titties. No, I would say the toes are. Yeah. Yeah. The toes are the whole point.

Then what's the titties of the foot? The two big toes. The two big toes. Yeah, those are the titties, yeah. Because, yeah, I guess you can put them together. Look at that girl's set of big toes. So if a girl's wearing an ankle sock, you think she's asking for it? Yeah.

Size six shoe. girl's got a big toes so if a girl's wearing an ankle sock you think she's asking for it size six shoes what about like a girl who wears those like uh those like toe shoes like the birkenstock skeletal oh no those the running ones yeah oh no she definitely doesn't have a night she probably doesn't have nice yeah what's she trying to hide? Skinny toes. Yeah. What are some, like... Do you like Quentin Tarantino movies? Doesn't he always have feet in them? He does. He's a foot guy.

I love... Shut up, Quentin Tarantino. Yeah, he always has a foot rub scene in movies. Oh, wow. He's a big foot guy. He's a big foot guy. Does your old lady know about your fetish? Oh, yeah.

She loves it. Okay. Oh, so you're married? I'm not married, no. Okay, you just have a girlfriend? I do have a girlfriend, yeah. Long time? No.

What kind of feet is she working with? Nice. Do you ever get sick of the same pair? Is she Asian? Sorry, not only. Your mother. Is she Asian? My mom?

Does she know about it? His mom is Asian. No, she don't know. She don't know? No. Let's call her and tell her. No. Come on.

You ever get sick of the same pair of feet? Is that a problem for you? For the rest of your life? No, exactly. You ever think about that? No, I mean. No, not really of the same pair of feet? Is that a problem for you? For the rest of your life? No, exactly. You ever think about that? No, I mean, no, not really. The same pair of feet forever? Do your parents watch your content?

My parents? Yeah, do they watch your content? No. Yeah. No. You don't want them to? I don't care if they do. They can care less.

What's the ideal presentation of a foot for you? Is it a thong? Is it an anklet? Like a thong sandal? Yeah. You know what? You bring up the anklet, and the anklet is a girl who actually won the competition. She had an anklet on?

She did. That's like steroid. And she had a tattoo on her foot. Oh, you don't think that marrs the foot? She just dressed it up. Yeah, but she did have very nice feet. Were they white toes? Yeah, she had white, and then for the final? She just dressed it up. Yeah, but she did have very nice feet. Were they white toes? Yeah, she had white, and then for the final round, she switched it up.

And she's like, I'm so confident that I'm going to win this competition. I'm going with red. Yeah, it's either white or red. And then she went with red, and she won. What about a clear coat? No. That's not fun. I think that's teasing a little bit.

God damn it, Nick. That's not fun. There's no fun in that. There's no fun in a clear coat? No.'s not fun. There's no fun in that. I don't know. There's no fun in a clear coat? No. Oh, T. Look at us. There's no fun in clear.

Yeah, look at your fingernails. Look at mine. That's gross. Look at hers. Look how fun that is. Yeah, that's fun. That's fun, you know? Yeah, I guess that's fun.

Yeah. It's expensive, too, right, to keep up with, right? It is. It is. It's an image, man. It's crazy. And you don't do a new set every time? I do.

That's expensive. You're not doing no fill-ins or anything like that? No. New set. image man it's crazy and you don't do you do like a new set every time or i do initially that's expensive you're not doing no like fill-ins or anything like that no you know you're doing a new set every time it's a lot of money it is i mean i know i pay for them you pay for them is your girlfriend asian no she's 100 colombian oh yeah have you been like the best coffee yeah yeah never been to col though No Okay Maybe this year Yeah Next year well I wanna go

Is she bilingual Oh yeah Yeah In the bedroom Does she say Spanish Yeah Oh wow You were getting it like that

The word Spanish You were making her say Spanish I mean I don't understand Sometimes Spanish Spanish Papi Something like that I don't know what all that was That's good Yeah you were They stand sometimes. Oh, in Spanish. Oh, caliente, papi.

Something like that. I don't know what all that was. That's good. Yeah, you want to get in the bedroom. I think, you know, the Spanish girls just do it a little different. Just a little different, you know. Not really Spanish. Bella Anderson. You know, what would you say she is?

Latin. Latin, okay, Latin. Colombian, right? Latin. But she speaks Spanish? She would speak Spanish, right? Yeah. Are Latin girls really as crazy as the stereotype is?

She's crazy, yeah. She's crazy. Let's get into stereotypes. What do you mean by crazy? How do I explain this? She's very cool. She'll let me do whatever I want. She don't care when.

Okay. You know, it's time to, you know, if I need to do something for work, she never complains. Cool. If I'm out with my friends, cool like that. But if I say I'm going to be somewhere at a certain time and I'm not there, like we had dinner a couple weeks ago. I said, you know, I'll be home at this time and then we'll go to this spot for dinner. And I was a half hour late. And that's when you get crazy.

Yeah, she gets crazy. You know, that's when it's a problem. That seems pretty standard. Standard, I think. Yeah. It's not really a Colombian thing. You think it's a lot? It's a lot, yeah.

Leave it to the Colombians to be mad when somebody's late. The old stereotype. Just straight white girls. Punctual-ass Colombians. No white girls. Just all white girls. What do you date? I don't date.

Oh, okay. You just jack your meat? It's been a while. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. It's safe. Yeah, it's safe.

It's the safest thing. Masturbation is safe sex. Not the way I'm doing it. Dangerous. Dangerous. You stand on top of your head or something like that? What? You go on top of your head Or something like that What? You go on top of your head Put my penis in an outlet

Okay Like American Pie Yeah Just like that That's a pie That was a pie You know what Fuck it yeah

Oh man Big Cat said he was gonna miss The first part of the show Okay It was right there He did He missed the first part of the show Second too

He can get it No matter how many parts you break it up into. I guess we're still in the... There he is. Did you guys see Chelsea Handler was in the office? I bumped into her. Doesn't she seem like somebody that would hate us?

She's always telling titties on me. Thank y'all so much for having me. Put me on the camera, guys. You stay. The show's over anyway. Wow, okay.. No, wait. Cat. Finish it up. Finish it up. The show's over anyway. Wow. Okay. Big cat.

Betrayed. What kind of flowers should I give my wife for her birthday? Daisies. Daisies? Yeah. What am I, a poor?

Because we always get roses or lilacs. Just something different other than roses. You know what's something different too, Brandon? What's Brandon? Brandon.

It would be sunflowers. Sunflowers, lilacs. Sunflowers, lilacs. Yeah, just something other than roses. Something different. Because we always get roses. Get her a fucking fern.

I want to get her butthole flowers. Why? I don't know. Sounds good. Sunflowers then. It's about to be her birthday so she's a Libra?

No, her birthday's tomorrow. Is she a Libra? Yeah. Okay. That's good. Is she a Libra? Yeah. Okay. That's good. What do you think Owen is? He's been next to you this whole show. Owen?

He's definitely an earth sign, probably. Yeah. Because he's chill as shit. You know what? So, maybe a Virgo? Nope. Are you an earth sign? I don't know what that means.

Okay. Have you guessed everybody's sign in here? Not yet. What am I? Yeah, go around the room and guess okay brandon yeah you giving me leo vibes it's caprio leo the sign uh i'm an aries i'm an aries okay it's it's fire sign so aries and leos are fire signs so that was that was. I pretty much got that. KB, this is interesting. Just go ahead and give yourself credit.

Because he doesn't debate enough for an Aquarius. He's kind of collected like one. You could say that again. You're so collected like an Aquarius. Yeah, he's very collected like an Aquarius. So I would say maybe. He fucks like an Aquarius. I can't say he's a Gemini because I don't see no other flip side of him.

Go with your gut. Just pick one, man. Capricorn? Go with your fucking gut. It was Aquarius. It was Aquarius. Well, I said that. Did you hear me when I said that the first time?

Oh, yeah. Kind of. I said it the first time. That shit's crazy. You give me hella Aquarius vibes. Jerry, he's a Taurus. Born May 11th. We have the same birthday.

Same birthday. Brandon. That's crazy. We have the same birthday Same birthday Brandon That's crazy The same birthday Same birthday It's crazy And then Cancer for this one That's right Nick

And then Tico the Taurus Tico the Taurus Tico the Taurus I like that And then we have Owen Owen Owen

He's barely alive Pisces No Tell me Scorpio Wow okay No wonder he's over here Like he's about to kill someone

You knew that You knew You were gonna say that Yeah cause he's intense But you were so close To saying that Pisces. Scorpio. Wow, okay. No wonder he's over here like he's about to kill someone. You knew that. You knew. You were going to say that. Yeah, because he's intense. But you were so close to saying that. You knew it, but didn't want to say it. Pisces and Scorpios are the same water sign, but Scorpio is kind of like rude to call someone a Scorpio.

You were right there. So I wanted to say that nicer thing. Sass, you gut him. Sass gives me Taurus vibes. Well, he has the introvert and extrovert, though. Yeah. So what is the combination of that? Did I say your sign already?

Yes. I did. Sort of, yeah. Aquarius, are you? No. Okay. Leo? No.

Okay. Cancer? No. You're good. Good. Get rid of those ones. What else did I say? Aries. Aries. What did you do? Aries. Aries. Aries. good get rid of those ones what did i say aries

what are the traits of an aries um passionate yeah um a little impulsive yeah yeah a little they're fire so they're just you know but they're great leaders they're the first sign of the zodiac you know so um they're great leaders i'm an aries moon so i love aries wait so who do you need for your co-host brandon who's your great leader i definitely need someone to balance me right so what sign are you looking for i'm a tourist you know i would say maybe a fire sign you know because what is that like it sounds like brandon's hitting all the requirements right now yeah brandon was gonna be on my podcast and my co-host, but while I was gone in these two months, he's picked up like three other podcasts.

So originally. Welcome to Barstool. Originally. He's dropped them since you came. Yeah, they'll probably just cancel one and make another one anyway, so it's not that big of a deal. That's what my guy do. I also like Tommy.

Tommy Smokes. He's cool. I fuck with him why um me and tommy get high together so what yeah we do like literally what is that oh he doesn't know literally that oh um i mean me and tommy no no you smoke weed with tommy smokes in this office right there in that podcast room. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, that's true. Scabelli. That's Scabelli.

He was hitting two at once. He had two backwards in his hand. He had two backwards in his hand. We might have to give y'all the footage so y'all can tie this in. Because he had two backwards in his hand at once. That is not Tommy. I swear. So around me, he's a Taurus. I heard him order wings and ask how spicy the barbecue was.

Yeah, he can be a little Caucasian, but then he can be also a little cool and ratchet. So the opposite of Caucasian is cool. The opposite of baseball fan is, but not all Caucasians are baseball fans. It's true. Exactly. Go around. Baseball fan. Who is a baseball fan in here?

I wouldn't know because I don't follow baseball. So who's a baseball fan? Reveal yourself. Red Sox, Yankees, White Sox. No, not who's an actual baseball fan. A baseball fan. Who is a baseball fan? Oh, what is it?

No, no, no. It's your code for white people. Exactly. There we go. I mean, mainly, it came from a little, like, me and Clancy going back and forth. And then I just called him. And then since then, it's just blew up. That does make sense. Yeah, exactly.

Where is Clancy? He walked by here a couple minutes ago. Oh, he did, right. Probably off getting some pussy. He has not said a word to me since I got hired. He hasn't said a word? Since I've gotten hired. Congratulations, welcome. No, I think he's scared I'm going to come up to him with a camera and punch him in the face and stuff.

Because now that I work at Barstool, you know, I can just do the ratchet stuff. That's when you can punch your co-worker in the face when you get hired. I think he's scared of that. I really think. I looked at him and he went all red when he saw me. I was like, wow. You know what? If you're uncomfortable, it's okay.

We got to hash this out. Yeah, we do, honestly, because I'm his coworker. Come on. You're going to see me a lot. How did you pick the order of the colors of your hair? Because it's not a rainbow. Thank you. Okay, so shout out to the color god from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Wait, where is he from? She is from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Wait, where is he from? She is from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. That doesn't make sense. Yeah, she's from Pittsburgh. In this United States of America, she's from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The color god. I went there last weekend because I had a show, and she did this wig for me. She did all the colors.

She freestyled the colors, so I didn't pick this. I would have I've never had this many colors in my hair. So I would have not done this myself. Yeah. She like forced me. But it's the color God and your nails are that. Yeah exactly. Y'all think it's cute? Y'all like it? Yeah. I like it. It'll be changed in like a week. What are you going to go with?

Maybe some like long like dreadlock braids. I like looking like a Nubian goddess. Adisa Baba. Y'all would like that? Y'all think some box braids would be cute on me? Yeah, maybe. Purple?

You think I should do purple? Purple box braids. Okay, yeah. Maybe that's a bob or should I do a long? Nubian. Should I do a long or should I do a short? Long, to the feet. Ooh.

Oh, fuck, yeah. You should go to the feet. Yeah, we could wrap it around the feet. Ooh. Oh, fuck, yeah. You should go to the feet. Yeah, we can wrap it around the feet. And then we can do it. Oh, man. A full circle. Okay, Owen. Got you.

That's my guy right now. Those are pretty cool. All right, we can call it an episode. Jerry. Follow Jerry. Plug your Insta, Jerry. Plug it in. JerryTheKid21.

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You want to plug anything? Thank you Brandon Yeah okay I actually do I have wrestling coming out with Tony I know Brandon My perfect co-host. And Brandon, thank you for being here. You want to plug anything? Thank you, Brandon. Yeah, okay. I actually do. I have wrestling coming out with Tony. I know, Brandon. That's what you were doing.

And Sling is very happy with the college football show. They're giving me an extra hour on Mondays. Oh, congrats. That's awesome. Congratulations. Good job, Brandon. You're not going to be able to fill that. Thank you so much to Jack, man. I love y'all.

Congratulations to y'all's success. You know, a lot of people love the show. Congratulations to y'all's success. You know, a lot of people love the show. Is it far from here? How far? You can walk up? No. Thank you.