The Yak - Jersey Jerry Reveals HAUNTING Text Messages to Jacky Tables | The Yak 6-23-25

Episode Date: June 23, 2025

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You okay, KB? Yeah, we're good. We're good? You look good. Kate is out, Titus is out. Do we know if we have a baby? We don't. Okay.

I don't know that Kate has had a baby this weekend. Okay. I don't want to know about Titus' baby until we see the Minecraft gif. Yeah, that's how I want to find out. Yeah So they're out we put Danny over in that corner because we were lopsided. Yeah, Danny. Hey Hey Danny, why is this mic have food over? We also have some diamond backs here so we're gonna do the gauntlet in like 10 minutes. Actual snakes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

See how they do. Yeah. Zach Gallin and Merrill Kelly. Some good diamondbacks. Yeah. Good dudes. Real good dudes. Do they fuck with you pretty heavily?

They fuck with us heavily. Oh shit. Us. Us. All of us. All of us. Have they seen Monkey Boy? I bet you they might have. No fucking chance.

I wouldn't put it, I wouldn't put it past Zach Allen. Have they seen an episode of Morning Sunshine? We'll quiz Zach Allen, but he's a pretty, he's a pretty big stoolie. So I think maybe. Kyle, how was your weekend? Where were you? I was in New York City. Oh yeah, what are you doing? What? Are you you growing beard?

I've been shaving it for like a couple weeks now that didn't make sense, but I've had one for Kyle's always known me. I've had this mm-hmm now. It looks new the goatee looks no that that's Kyle right there That's new I started shaving my face and no one said anything Suck No, that's new, but it's new relative to the last month. So I guess that's in a way I'm acknowledging that you kind of are never acknowledged the shaving of the face until you stop she kind of did right there Yeah, I got the message. How was New York? It's good. I did like a what did it do a penta racial brunch Five races But I saw I've read I saw a photo of you you were like the only guy and it it looked like you were in a convent

It was on vent surrounded by sisters Five races and bisexual lunch black white Asian hmm Indian hmm And gay yeah, yeah, that is Fortified yeah, yeah, was that fun. It was a blast yeah brunch is so fun You could I went to brunch yesterday with White Sox Dave. What? Yeah. Why? And he showed up the sweatiest a man has ever been. I mean yesterday. I shouldn't have walked. Brandon almost died playing golf. I did. Oh yeah. Your hair got huge. It was,

I thought it was going to be like Wisconsin 92 this weekend. It was a legit, it was a Mississippi Africa. It was bad hot this weekend. I went to it was a Mississippi Africa it was bad hot this week I went to the Cubs game yesterday it had to be awful I drink look at Brandon quite some the same I I made it through 13 holes that's pretty good that bottom left one might I played with I played with Scott and Ethan and Charlie look like you played with that Yes, yes, how do those ring a bell? Oh, so Scott Ethan and Charlie, okay? Okay, so you didn't meet them until you showed up

So I had met him at dinner a couple weeks ago at the club and Scott was running point on this He told me about Charlie Charlie I think is a big parcel fan Charlie looked at me the other day after we're coming off like number 10 and I'm already wanting to fucking die. And he goes, Wait. Yeah. Are you talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cock ring Charlie. Cock ring Charlie. Yeah. Yeah. Cock ring Charlie looks at me and he says, Hey man, no matter what, never get rid of Nick and KB Wait so he really knows that's an ounce. I like the fact that he thought I could get rid of you Charlie

Makes sense he loves anus. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, he said he wears a cock ring when he plays golf, right? Yeah Yeah, it's a circulation keeps a tee in there He doesn't do that. You don't think so so no. Oh you like Charlie cuz he likes you yeah You could be the worst dude on earth. He's like I fuck with me. Yeah, yeah, Hitler was a huge anus It actually if you can if you look at Hitler's plans for Berlin it was very familiar to new platz Yeah, that's what he wanted new Platzen new familiar to new Platts. Yeah, that's what he wanted New Platts and new Platts new Platts Fixed it for him. We're good. You know fuck so I quit after 13 holes Oh, I got to that's fair. I got to 10 and I was like, I don't know if I'm gonna make it

I sat out 12 and then after 13 it gets closer to clubhouse I said just drop me off should be 12 and I know they talk shit about me. I know they talk shit about me But teens too much 9 is not enough 12 12 is right when I'm like, alright, I've had enough I think 15 is perfect, but but 12 is closer than 18. Yeah, but it was hot I drank for 20 ounce waters yesterday the Cubs game did that and I didn't I didn't piss for Till two hours after the game. I get it. I was just sweating just yeah the whole thing. I must died this morning I tried to run outside. Oh Your first mistake four miles sneaky hot it was

I'm still fucked. It was too hot to fish. It was too hot for golf so that you you're sure those guys talk shit about you I Think my I could tell uh, there were some eye rolls There were some glances some knowing glances between scott and ethan where they're like we regret bringing him out here I'd imagine you have a bigger platform talk shit about them. I told them no matter what happens today I'm the one with the microphone. So fuck all y'all. Yeah, uh, but I can't even do it in good conscience scott scott and ethan seem like good guys scott's ethan's dad. Oh Yeah, ohall yeah, but I can't even do it in good conscience Scott Scott and Ethan seem like good guys Scott's Ethan's dad oh Yeah, so Yeah a Scott would have an Ethan if that makes sense yeah, that does make perfect sense yeah well

He did all right. I'm gonna give you a dad name you give me the son name Okay, Michael I? Have one a Mike it would be like a Christopher Christopher Chris. I was gonna say in Austin not a tile I would say like a David Interesting David were a brand Joseph Michael so pop Joseph's a good one Michael would have a Joe's give him a different Michael's the most common name to win any of the four major championships. That makes sense. It's the most common name, okay Fuck me then name with a little Vincent

Young son only goes by Christopher Luca Luca for sure on events look at the dad or look. What are you saying? Because when I think of Vincent is it Italian? I think Italian Vincenzo is in Italian, but Vince Vincent could be everything Vince doesn't seem it Vince is still Italian. Yeah, it can be Vincent's everything instance everything but it's Italian black Vincents yeah that's true okay here's one for you Kyle Reggie hmm I have one it's a Darnell I can't picture a baby Darnell Darnell would have a Reggie maybe okay? Have Reggie Darnell's

Reggies don't if a dude named Darnell is expecting a Reggie Got a Reggie in the oven. I gotta give that girl Reggie Reggie popping out Is a fun game yeah, I'm not too good at it hard on the spot Stan oh Stan It's a fun game. Yeah, I'm not too good at it. It's hard on the spot Stan Oh Stan Stan's have an adork baiting soft. I'm leaning Mitchell. I was oh Mitchell's good I was thinking of a Bob Stan in a Bob. I thought Stan would have a Michael maybe Stan Stanley Thomas. Oh, yeah yeah that's good you just yeah I don't know well what's your dad's name is Greg I might be the first Kyle to ever come from a gray I

don't think Greg Kyle gotta be a good combination I don't know if you're lining up the popularity of Kyle you might be the first Greg Kyle Kyle should only have Kyle's That's a rule. It should be like you have to keep the lineage going I think it's more important than the last name. Yeah, right All my son's names are Kyle Yeah, the name Kyle's taking like a PR turnover since you've been born too. So that might affect thing It would be great if you had like a if there was like a movement to repopulate the Kyle's How's it done? Yeah? Yeah, we need to

Like they will not replace us in Charlottesville, but they're like just talking about the name Kyle I just like picturing a baby. I couldn't love a baby Kyle. What do you call? I think Kyle is boyish What really I could imagine like a what was your like Like a 92 year old Kyle well you also have the problem is that like girls are coming into your territory There's girl Kyle's in their hot. There's girl Kyle. Oh, yeah, there's girl. They're hot. No. There's not girl Brandon There's not girl Brandon's their scroll everything else is Dan's there's girl. There's girl girl Dan with a girl Danny There's girl Danny. That's different. She's Daniela or Danielle well then Kylie does that count Kylie? No, I'm saying there's girl Dana with a girl Danny. There's girl Danny. That's different. She's Daniela or Danielle Well, then Kylie does that count Kylie? No, I'm saying there's girl Kyle's

Name one girl Kyle. Yeah, you've got to be thinking of just one. Yeah, you're thinking There was an extra e on the end that might be Kylie yeah I met a girl named Kevin K. Evie. Why and an e. Oh, that's awful. Did you really? Yeah Must've been that's weird. You go sloppy. Oh, I'm so sorry. Let's get the boys in here cuz Merrill is Yo, you guys want to come in? Merrill Merrill is are we all standing to shake because sometimes it's half the people Merrill is the the fur the only Merrill in pro baseball history. Which is crazy.

What's up, Merrill? Nice to meet you. Kyle. Good to see you. Good to meet you. Nick. Very nice to meet you. Yeah, for sure.

The only what? I was going to share the link. Someone said Kyle Richards. Is that a chick? Maybe. Who? Kyle Richards Maybe yeah who Kyle Richards, okay If you say it's a check I'll say it's a check Did you notice Kyle got the handshake hug and me and you just got the handshake so then I went for the hug and He was didn't move a muscle. Well see I did the handshake. I audible midway

It wasn't a smooth you were in control there you just I did he decide hugger that was on me who decided hug me Yeah, so I took us back to the handshake. I thought there it is She's hot there. We go. I don't know her her name's real housewives interesting Her actual name Kyle. She's old a 56 year old Kyle woman That changes everything does I just want to know what you guys were talking about when I walk talking about you What were you saying about him? He's the only Merrill in Major League Baseball history, which is crazy, because you'd think there were Merrills everywhere a hundred years ago.

Old-timey Merrill, yeah. Which is interesting, too, because it's actually my middle name. I go by my middle name. Oh, do you? Yeah. How'd you come to that decision? I couldn't tell you. I couldn't either.

Wait, what's your real first name? Kenneth. Hmm. Kenny Kelly, pretty. That rocks. You should have done that. Fifth grade, I told everybody to call me Kenny, and it didn't stick. Didn't work? Yeah, Kenny Kelly pretty that's that rocks. You should have done that fifth grade I told everybody to call me Kenny and it didn't stick so didn't work. Yeah Merrill was it

I think you I think you might cuz you're gonna be a free agent I think you might have to be Kenny Kelly and people like who's this young prospect? Yeah Yeah, young prospect at 37. Yeah, just like this guy. Holy shit I decided to change his whole life at 37. He's having a midlife crisis before he gets out of baseball. Yeah, Kenny now There is you know, you're gonna get the hug again Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We got to do the gauntlet first. You don't want to do the gauntlet on a full stomach and Zack is the Zack in there he gets in there he goes right for it

See, why didn't you go for the hug there? He had about the hug the last time You fucked that for me Zack is wait I was given indecisiveness Zack is only the second Zach will the CEO AC in Major League Baseball history no way yeah, there's the first one that's got a curtain mm-hmm no It's a marijuana one Zach too. Yeah, that's pretty cool. How did you avoid the the the h or k at the end of Zach? Here pull it closer pull the mic my my brother is James

But he goes by jy so my mom couldn't decide between this K or the H Mm-hmm and her sister was like why don't you just make it three letters like J-A-Y so I became Z-A-C Unexpectedly awesome. I don't get the K part of it because it's not If you shorten it, it should be H, but I'm glad I got this. Yeah for Zachary. Yeah, exactly I tried to drop my K and Nick in high school didn't stick and right back came right back And I see and I see that's like a porn star. That's Nick Cage. Yeah, that's true. That is Nick Cage Zach have you seen monkey boy? I don't think so. Yeah, what about morning sunshine? Yeah, those both movies?

These are Barstool productions. Barstool shows. We've seen how deep it goes. Try and decide how big of a Barstool fan you guys are. Yeah. I was just telling PFT that Surviving Barstool and the Ryder Cup are like two ones of them. So you don't know Brandon at all.

He's never seen me at all. No, no, no. A big budget honor to be in production? I don't think so. I know, Brad. So this is the Yak. I've made the content enough and I'm a Yak person too. There we go. Admittedly, I'm a son of a boy dad. I like that. I like a new untold story. Oh my God. Look at that. Thank you so much. He's in there. I'll take it. Yeah. I love you. Does it make me look terrible? No, I'm just... No, it makes you look cooler. Because I don't

follow. So you kind of know Brandon because he hasn't really talked on the yak yeah I can't say I consume a bunch of your content but like I do know who you are like I that's huge I've been on anus a lot yeah you might know me from my anus appearances and I was recurring guest are you didn't have to say that though how familiar are you with Stephen Che, yeah. I know that I threw his son a ball about two months ago. Oh. Yeah. Wait, was he yelling at you?

No, his son was actually very polite. He came up and he was like... No, no, no. Was he yelling at you? Was Stephen yelling at you? Not his son. I expect his son to be polite. No, he did give a polite kind of like wave thank you and then I got a text from my boy

Rico that it was Son so yeah, I was happy to help. I mean he was his son had manners. It was great. It was it worked out It was perfect. I got a question for you guys if if a grown man Handed you a coin not a kiss coin, but a coin would you like keep it and be like look at my coin This is for everyone like I think like a hard no for me more clarification. Yeah, what this coin is This is a hard hypothetical just any type of a special quarter. No no it's like it's not my it's not money Is it a man I know ah? No does he say when giving it to you. This is a special coin Yeah, give me the coin does he just hand you the coin he hands you the coin

He expects you the coin Like you got the envelope for the Here's the envelope and I'm gone. Yeah, just some mysterious man that comes hands even Che does this He's holding a coin that a man gave him like from a six-year-old move like it's like Context You want to tell it? Yeah, so I was at a birthday party a couple weeks ago and You want to tell it? Yeah, so I was at a birthday party a couple weeks ago and the owner, I guess, is he officially the owner or is he the owner's son? The original owner passed away.

That's right. All of his kids, so there's like four of them. So Brian Glazer's owns the box, was at the party, and I'm now going to hold this over Stephen Shae's head and be like, I will get you denied from ever getting any bucks fandom Whatever and Stephen hit me back. He's like oh, I met him It was a picture of Stephen standing in it's the stands like reaching down and shaking his hand and then he was like And then he was like he gave me this coin, and he sent me a picture of a coin. I was like what? Was owner's coin. It's a special special point it's an owner's coin you

redeem it there's like some code on it you redeem it yeah what does that get you so he asked me like do you live in Tampa or are you you know around here is it was an Eagles game I was like oh I'm East Coast so he was like all right and he has two coins a gold coin gets you four tickets at a home game and a silver coin okay you didn't give me that context I thought you just were walking around with a coin oh that's a very useful thing to have you do carry it with you everywhere Sorry, what's up? What's that now? Have it on your person right now? No, I'm sure it's in a storage room We have but yeah, I have it

To put this coin in the storage room. You know too much space You don't need to put the coin in the storage room. It was packed with a bunch of stuff. It's a really good point. But I'm pretty sure it's in my closet on the shelf right now. This coin is blocking my view of the TV. Babe, are you going to bring that coin downstairs to the storage room? Can you clean up around here? You have your coin everywhere. There's this coin everywhere.

It's with the Christmas decorations now. There's coin everywhere up here Wait, so you can get four tickets at any time if you were like, uh, well he was like if I was in Florida I would have gotten the gold coin. Got it. Do you guys have your cards your your mo be cards? No, you get them after you retire. No, you get him at eight years. That's the coolest thing ever Yeah so if you're if you play in Major League Baseball for eight years, you get a card and you can show the card at any stadium

and get two tickets, just walk up. Wow. I think it's the best two tickets available. It's the best two seats available. Oh, the best tickets. Literally any game. Wait, we needed to do something like for that here. Free ice cream forever after five years?

Well, that already exists. Well, wait, if I quit or I get fired, I can come back for Korean. You not already get free ice cream? Like, can you not walk over? He does now. I was an employee. I can't now quit or when I get fired I can come back For Korean you not already right your ice cream like can you not walk over he does now? Saying I'm done retire ice cream for life. Yeah after Beach House I'll still be able to go you want to be able to just like pop in and be like yeah Yeah, I'd even say what's up. Just go straight ice. I don't have to talk to you guys at all. Yeah Those cards are awesome. So you have to be in MLB for eight years eight Yeah eight years of service. That's probably pretty rare. Yeah Yeah, you guys are both close, right? Yeah. Yeah, this is seven for both of us. Yeah

You got any games in mind that you'd want to go to? Whatever my son wants to go to You probably won't catch me at too many Major League Baseball games when I'm retired But if he wants to go check one out them use it for him destination stadiums out there You don't think you'd want to go back when you retire. I mean, I sure I will at some point but I mean I probably won't be around too much unless they Want to give me like a you know, special assistant kind of that'd be cool. Dan Heronish type job. Yeah. Yeah. We got to give him credit.

Oh, yeah. Give Dan some more credit. We got to give him credit on every show. You guys make sure you do that. Who? Dan Heron. He doesn't like, Dan Heron's the man. He pitched forever in Major League Baseball,

pitched at the end with the Cubs, and I became friends with him. And he is one of those dudes that, like, he's the nicest guy ever, does not want credit. So we just, he's a special What is his exact role? He's the pitching strategist say like basically writes our report Yeah, so we just basically say like whenever the diamondbacks do well. We're like well. That's Dan here Mm-hmm, and he gets very uncomfortable and herons an unsung hero. Yeah, he keeps the engine going

Yeah, of course exactly the whole the whole organization would just crumble. Yeah Yeah He's a Hall of Famer. I can't wait to see him after this yeah, we are here though He went home. No he said I'll be in San Diego. Maybe oh he was he with you guys for a while Yeah, he was the last two series. He was the fuck he didn't come out No, I think he went to Idaho cuz he likes to Yeah, he likes to play hoops. He did reply back to us He said that he was we'll talk about it, okay, maybe not maybe not an on air. Yeah. Yeah, he just doesn't want credit Yeah, so what is this segment right here? You guys just get the you guys just sit here and just chop it up and talk

Literally watch two hours of one segment. Yeah, we're talking pooh or pee sometimes I walked by and I heard something about cock rings yeah that's a friend where's the car car in Charlie yeah okay you were to the golf course all the time yeah well he's just cock ring Charlie he wouldn't be cock ring Charlie if he didn't wear his cock I guess that's true it's a good point yeah this show is pretty much the dumbest show we do we love doing it but we don't just get to sit here and just chop it up with their whatever yeah whatever comes how do you guys love doing it, but we don't just get to sit here and just chop it up with whatever Yeah, whatever comes. How do you guys know what to talk about? We don't we have a prep sheet

We just had a we just had a weekend and we came back and within five minutes We're talking about Cochrane Charlie's so we don't have well We also did dad names and what kind of sons they would have if a dad's name was Kevin What would his son be that she don't make you just more can Garrett? Read That's correct a dad named Merrill. What is his son gonna be like probably Merrill? Hey? They got us a mayor MJ. Yeah, we're on the sheet here. We're on the sheet Yeah, we made it. Yeah, we made it on there's I got a hero on there. What do you guys think here all caps all caps?

Oh, you did get a hero Yeah, I mean we could do the other sheep. What do you guys think about the US bombing Iran? Why that's on the prep sheet when did you find out channel notable news Jay? When did you find out that's a good question cuz Jay doesn't know he doesn't know about world news unless Adam Schefter reports, okay? actually RG3 The world war III tweet? When did he tweet that? Saturday night.

Okay. Yeah, whenever it happened. This is our, like, I was saying this on PMT today, this is maybe the sixth World War III we've had in the last five years. Yeah, we've been deaf-dying. I'm a little over World War III. Yeah.

Little bit, I'm a little out on World War. You're on the World War IV now. Yeah, we're on World War X. Bring me an actual war. Yeah, right. Zach, you ruined a Yak trip a couple years ago. Wow, we're on World War 10. Bring me an actual war. Yeah, right. Zach, you ruined the Yak trip a couple of years ago. Wow. I ruined the yeah. Oh, yeah. So that was the game I was telling you about when the wind was blowing in.

We we were on the yak and we ended early so we could all go to Wrigley because we had an office over there about 10 minutes, five minutes away. We all walked to Wrigley and you threw a one hit shutout and we lost. That was the game. Cubs lost one to nothing and it ruined the whole day when it was ruined the whole fucking day. blowing. Yeah. Yeah didn't ruin my day. Yeah, it was bullshit. That was a good day That was uh, and the Cubs missed the playoffs for like one or two games that year Yeah, but that was because you guys made the playoffs by the plus. Yeah, I think that that game was kind of like a swing game

Yeah, that was Suzuki's fault. That wasn't our fault. That was bad. He's a little bit He's not the best field He had a couple yesterday where I was like, what's good? We were talking about that I thought that ball that Horner hit and like the third inning was Way gone the winds blowing the wind was blowing in I was like, yeah, this is good. I'm a fan of this Yeah, it's a nice place to pitch when the winds blowing in what inning was the hit in? I Yeah, it's a nice place to pitch when the wind's blowing in. What inning was the hit in? I don't remember. No, I don't remember.

Fifth, sixth. I think you gave up a couple hits that day. Like two or three maybe. It wasn't a one hitter. I thought it was a one hitter. You sure? Maybe. You probably know better than I would.

I don't know. Look it up. It was a one nothing. You guys scored in the eighth on a review. Yeah. And then the Cubs never even got close. And then there was a play at the end of the game, the last out, which I thought was going to go to review.

Our shortstop was like really... Three-hitter. Three-hitter. Three-hitter. Good game. Mm-hmm. Really good game. Yeah, good game.

That's my only ever complete game, I think. Really? Yeah, like real one. I got a seven-inning COVID one, but that doesn't really count. I forgot they played seven innings for the doubleheaders, right? Yeah, bum. That day was you and bum back to back Atlanta. 14 innings, one hit.

Yeah. That's pretty. All my bum gardener got a no hitter, but. But they don't count it. That's the crazy part. They counted as a complete game, but they don't count as a no-hitter Yeah, that is seven innings. Um, are you guys ready for the gauntlet? Sure, right? He's well over be it Yeah, did Stephen Che explain it to you? I'm a little nervous about the trivia part

But yeah, you should be do you know baseball players in general have not done well on it? I don't know too much stuff. Can we get like a what the trivia is like what? Oh, yeah Anything? Yeah Yeah, so an insular book movies. Oh, okay, and it's and you just have to get ten right you could jump around from category to category So you don't so like so say this is yours, so it's very sport if we don't get any right We're gonna hear all like you know to can't maybe Tombo who we played for you could probably get a couple of those Okay, you could get any go 16 you wanted to okay one in each. Yeah. Yeah, you could hop around four teams the AFC West You got that green Korean car brands all nailed out. Yeah, yeah, you could hop around four teams the AFC West you got that re Korean car brands I'll nail that yeah, yeah, Merrill pitched in Korea for you

Different though four years huh? Were you four years in four years? Do you know any Korean a little bit? I've probably forgotten more than I learned were you in Seoul. I was just outside of Seoul It's actually where you fly into it's called Seoul International, but it's actually in a city called Incheon, which is like yeah Yeah, it's right outside All right, who wants to go first? Had okay, you go first. Yeah, I'm gonna pull the old man veteran card Do you have a lot of pressure Merrill cuz basketball is your best sport my best sport I don't know if I

Merrill because basketball is your best sport my best sport. I don't know if I Try to help you out here Zach I guess it's my favorite sport I'll say that Yeah You just lob it to yourself We're gonna hit a home run home run work It's just got to be above this, so it's bit so don't even swing that hard because the roof it doesn't count So you just see a line drive above this level do we watch it from in here? Yeah, yeah We can see everything from in here Stephen you want to pull the goal up a little Now no they signed waivers did you guys sign waivers? I don't believe so. That's me

There's Brandon. Can we get the waivers? Brandon yeah, you're not gonna get her you go so go see a man speed we've had about 50 MLB players do it I do What is the record? 126 or something 126 Yeah Yes, how many times how many times it did take you to get the record? Uh, 126 or something? 126. That's more. Or something. Yeah, here, sit down. Fuck you. How many times did it take you to get that record?

I think that was actually the first time. Damn. Oh my fuck. I also did create this, so. Wait, show the MLB so you can see who you guys are... Yeah, who are we up against? Down. There you go. Jason Foley, Torque. All right. All right. So Zach Agnos, he's a

pitcher for the Rockies. 144. Yelich. Yelich is down there. Gunnar Henderson had a tough time. Skeens was bad. Yeah. Skeens was really bad. In his defense he wanted to be anywhere else on earth. Yeah Yeah, yeah, there's some good names though on there Yeah, so as long as you guys don't lose the skeins you're good No, we're trying to get your autograph we get hurt we won't sue you I'm sure you could still sue us Yeah, I'm just trusting you guys I don't know if that's a good thing or not, but I got you guys don't worry Yeah, give it a chae.

The only injury we almost had was just, we used to not take the cornhole board out from the middle and Alex Crusoe almost rolled his ankle. So we stopped doing it. We started doing that being safer. Hit it pretty hard too. Yeah. All right.

Cornhole soccer. Yes. And soccer, if you miss the first three, you can score from anywhere. So you can go right up to the goal. All right. You ready? Yep. Zach Allen's ready to go.

All right. Ready TJ? Yes. Three, two, one Zach Allen's ready to go. All right, ready TJ? Yes. Three, two, one, go. Here we go. Oh, oh no. Oh no. I feel like pitchers should be good at this.

Uh oh. Oh. That's tough. Uh oh Oh, gotta get that in. There it is. Oh, no. No, no. There it is. There it is.

Oh, we have a goalie. Yeah. That's kind of wild. Yeah, if you kick them fat, look, see, now you can score from anywhere. There it is. Baseball. If you kick them fat, look, see now you can score from anywhere. There it is. Baseball. I love how you just didn't move right there.

I was trying to impress you. I feel like you guys should be really good at this. Footballs are different though. Did you see, I think it was Burrow that was at the finale. Oh, that was bad. Yeah, football throw and baseball throw are a little different.

Burrow couldn't throw a baseball. It was so bad. No, like he was trying to throw to the plate and every single throw went like in the cage. He had 15 feet left. Little ball. This is a really good time that we're kind of glossing over. Yeah.

But the trivia counts for the time or no? Yeah. Oh yeah. Yep. All right, here we go, trivia. Under a minute 30. All right, let's find it. You know hockey at all?

Characters in Mario Kart Toad miss peach Ninja Turtles Rafaela or Raphael Michael Angelo Three NBA teams the letter Z in their name how many do you know through the Grizzlies You can get someone else in the Mario part. Yeah, there's somebody. Oh, Mario. Wario, Luigi, Waluigi. There we go.

There's a lot. Original. I can't even see. How do the Grizzlies not count? Three members of NSYNC. Is that Timberlake? Is he in there? Yeah.

Eight teams. Are the Flyers in the Atlantic Division? I don't know. Provinces, can it's Ontario Quebec there you go New Finland British Columbia there you go time 226 why did the Grizzlies not show up you got screwed there I got screwed by that cornhole. I came to that one didn't go in. Am I? Yeah, it was a user error.

It's Grizzlies, right? Gotta be. Two Zs. Oh, that's for them. The letter Z, their name. You've been like, you've been D-vaxxed. You've been D-vaxxed. You've been wearing a wire this entire time bro. You guys talk about me

That was a good time great time Yeah, that's the best part when you have to do the trivia out of breath like Rafael Yes, I can't see 226 93 Yes, I can't see To 26 93 The pictures have to run You guys ever have to run? Do take tough 50. Yeah, there you go. Do you ever have to run? Zach do you ever have to run? Sorry, I'm totally space

Zach, do you ever have to run? Sorry, I'm totally spaced out. Yeah, just in your like, you don't have to, other than like covering first base or backing up third base. Like workout wise. Oh, I would say running has become not as commonplace as like back in the day. Like, oh, go run for, you know, go run 10 miles. It's like, a lot of my stuff is like sprint work

or, you know know interval type of running It's not like I'm not a distance runner Why would you need that? Yeah, that's the longest I run is like a hundred feet right? Do you ever forget to cover first base like you're cool? I I have one time it wasn't like a forget it was more of like a I was getting laid over there and It was what I was late I was getting laid over there and It was what I was late

I was not getting laid for how slow I got to first base Yeah, it was in the playoffs and was the only hit That Freddie and Mookie had all playoffs was because I was late to first base and just it was like bang bang play just missed So yeah, it was that one haunts me a little bit yeah all right Merrill you ready basketball is his best sport he said that yeah it's his best sport that's pretty tough to believe yeah no it is okay a lot of pressure three Three, two, one, go. Oh, kind of nonchalant with that. You got screwed by the bags. The bags are. There it is. Soccer. That's what I needed. I needed a cornhole You can move up any distance now. Guys everywhere.

This is the most guy. There it is. Yep. Ooh. There it is. You got it. No, no, you're good, you're good, you're good. I will say as a pitcher, the football one was the sneaky hardest. Yeah, that's crazy. Different ball. The sneaky hardest yeah, that's crazy different ball

Damn this is good time. That's it. It was the sport best sport all right here. We go all right rip them eight planets Oh my God Where is it eight planets just named the planet Venus Mars Pluto Earth Saturn for Yankees in the core for Jeter a rod No Later oh 11 NBA teams had never won a championship It's a good question.

Or I don't work top 10 most visited US cities, LA, New York, San Francisco, Miami. You got it time. I'm. Oh, God damn. That was real. It's more winding than you would think. I think that's second all-time in baseball. Yeah Damn top ten. Let's go. Let's put off of your cities. I could tell you're pretty fucking ecstatic, too

I'm just glad I Held up the basketball part. I'm gonna need to come back and redeem myself You're more than welcome to Well, you I mean you might you do it right now if you want. No, you can't go twice one Oh, you only person who's ever gone twice one day was Greg Olson, but that's cuz he's so attractive Wait who'd he now we need ice cream cream. He paid you a hundred bucks? He gave me a hundred bucks. I didn't know that. I was sitting right beside you. He said oh, he gave me a hundred bucks So can I go again? I said yeah, I'll fight for you

All right, well, thanks boys. Yeah Yeah, appreciate you guys. Yeah, you going chocolate vanilla or a twist huh chocolate vanilla or twist twist twist yeah There's some chocolate to dip it into I'll make sure our our Cream team guy Zack is down here. Yeah, he was already propositioning me Before I came on here about to get ice cream. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's proud of the machine and I was like you You're on you're on the cream team. Are you and? What gave it away? What cone are you gonna go with?

That's I don't know game time thinking about it. I gotta try some of that coffee, too You guys got some of that coffee. Yeah, my assistant's got some for you. Oh, so yeah coffee good I got a question for for KB here. Yes, so Yes, yes when the Marlins guys came on yeah, so Tyler Phillips I've known Tyler since we were like kids ah school together Yeah, Jersey boy. Yes, and when you pulled the funplex out did you like that hilarious? I was about to pull I was gonna switch to cold cuts with you cold cut and ask you about summer Dale I'm like that see that's a good one. I was wondering if you're gonna go Clementon Lake Park water parks ran

It's course. I'm on the cold cuts Perfect natural transition. Yeah, I'm gonna run with cold cuts from now on summer. No cold cuts is was was the spot Best wings in town were right next door to it's a good little shot. Okay You want to get them some cold cuts I don't know maybe next time maybe you get there shipped in from some of the cold cuts I'll be impressed. Alright thank you boys appreciate it. Thanks guys. Get some ice cream. You want to hit that wheel? Kyle did you have cold cuts for the other guy? Yeah, forget it though

It's Steve yeah Nothing don't worry about that one Well you'll know soon enough You'll know soon enough you might lose your appetite Your moments away from finding out is all I'll tell you I'm gonna Make sure of his shoes and then reverse image search instead of asking him where he got I did that to Dante the other day. Yeah, I caught you. I did that to Dante on this show. I was like damn I like those shoes

All right, so Jay should be making his way out there any moment now Should be no no no Really nice, It's beautiful. You can't just say hug. You can't do that. You gotta spring it on. You gotta say forgot your hug. I think he said forgot your hug to the first guy. Trying to impress. I don't blame him. So we're on cold cuts now? There we go. Yeah. TJ, snipe him. Perfect. so we're on cold cuts now yeah TJ sniping for perfect I like him with the cacti saw are those mean I love the a6 gels or it looks about the gels back yeah they're back yeah we had Dante on the show the other day and I just I

never could find them though because they were just playing nike's this were air maxes air maxes but which air? There's a billion Air Maxes. Yeah. Did Dan take this opportunity? He did, yeah. To get more, yeah. To get a little ice cream. I guess it would be rude of him not to get ice cream.

One of those guys, Yeah? Could potentially be be Chicago Cub Also the Cubs will be buyers and looking for starting pitching the diamond backs might be sellers Zach's name has been floated out there Mm-hmm. Have you been trying to like recruit? I Did a little soft. Yeah soft recruiting. Yeah. Yeah, tell them how nice Chicago is. I was just like hey Let me know if you need a like place to stay Yeah, it's very nice of you. Huh? Yeah, they could probably use they say was Zack imagine that oh my yeah back and Zack In a studio apartment you sign with the Cubs you could stay with Zack

Do you ends up gaining? Let's all get them. Let's all get them. Yeah. Yeah, we're grabbing some a seat. I TJ sent the link. We're all getting Yeah, these are the yak shoes. Oh, man, is there magic when King Titus get back there me so we're getting them Where they Tj6 a six gel NYC in birch and pure silver We're gonna be sold out in seconds NYC in birch and pure silver. Jesus. NYC in birch. They're gonna be sold out in seconds. Pure silver.

All right, what's everyone's sizes? No, no, no, no, no. Okay, I got my own. Yeah, yeah. Asic, gel, Are they running shoes or tennis shoes? Wait, I'm seeing the cream and kale. But I'm not seeing.

I like that color. Oh shit, they don't have my size. Specifically, I like those too. Oh shit. They don't have my side. I like those are the like those two Preschool TJ say the whole thing in a six NYC a six gel NYC. Thank you birch and pure silver I Knew that was birch. I didn't know what silver that was Brandon send me the link when they do make like a shitload of colorways for a six do Are all different. I want the birch and I'm seeing the cream and the kale to yeah Men's cream and fossil my god

Where's yeah, I'm doing the same loop you're doing. Oh no that has to be it right there, right? Cream and kale you know those custom-made Well TJ found them. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but they were all sold out look at it. They're all sold out And in any real man's I'm looking good I Can do nines or eights Did anybody get in don't do the cream and the kale I guess we go cream and kale God damn it that close enough, but Kyle's gonna just be flaunting that there are not the actual ones Wait the cream and Kales are two hundred and twenty seven dollars. I can't find them in 12s. I wear 12 fuck

Men's Danny we do the NASCAR yeah, we're we're busy. Do we go cream and floss? I don't want them. Steven do the NASCAR. Me don't want them. Ebony just texted me don't get those they ugly Oh shit oh fuck. I can't believe it now. Is Ebony watching like that? Ebony texted me a picture of it. Wait really? God damn. Playing me? Ebony. Those aren't clean? Tell Ebony to send us shoes we're gettin'. Ebony send me some shoes again. Ebony send shoes. Any budget.

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I don't like those we're gonna say dude. I was getting a lot of clips sent to me I'm sure you want to address it in the latest Viva TV You mentioned that waffle cones always drip on you know the bottom drips. That's what I was telling people I just wanted you to clarify your yeah the bottom drips. She put a napkin on it. That's what I thought that's not I'm just helping you clear your name sign in the design in the cone. That's what I tried telling them another badly Did you it doesn't seem like you did? I wanted to give you a chance to clear the air you're trying to put a spot right now I'm trying to do but you agree waffle cones do drip from the bottom. That's why it's not a good soft serve totally agree

I always have to put a napkin underneath I always thought it was drips off the top or like how it drips off top is all I've ever talked about drips off the Bottom is a design in the cone like that's not my fault I think every waffle cone should do like what the King cone does and put the chocolate at the very bottom agreed a stopper We finally grant something. Well, yeah when I have the waffle cone I grab a napkin for the bottom because that's just a design flaw. You hear that everyone? Thank you big cat. I didn't see anyone tell him. The waffle cone, listen I have the integrity to...

The bottom of a waffle cone and a sugar cone usually don't have the integrity for soft serve. Did you ever address Dave lining the sugar cone? Yeah, I thought it was crazy. Me too. I want to say... That's not a soft serve ice cream. He actually agreed afterwards.

He realized he was being stupid. Sugar cones are for hard ice cream only. Mm hmm. See you boys. Yeah. See you guys. Talking cones now. Yeah. You got a cake and his is already gone. Yeah. They put it down. Look at those. Look at those. Yeah, those ain't it. No, ain't it at all. Get those off my dance crew. You could never see me hit those out of my face. Just not feeling it. I actually never even wanted those.

I ain't feeling them, to be honest. Yeah soft serve sure cone makes no sense. Agreed. The emoji for soft serve is with a cake cone. How do we know his were those colors? Pure silver? It just looked like it. His might have been Kaelin.

Kaelin cream? His might have been Kaelin cream. Sup spider. TJ just guessed it was the other color. Oh yeah, we really, I trust TJ. You fixed the TV? Chat did. Yeah, new TV's up, old TV's out.

Nice. And over here too? No, this one I need to work on. There's a couple other TVs that I need to work on, but I think Donny's going to be Nice and over here too TVs that I need to work on but I think Donnie's gonna use it as a target for He made like some potato gun launcher thing worse. That's a surprise. Yeah. Yeah, so we're gonna We're gonna get some shots in on it All right, cool. Yeah, that's something we've been All right cool. Yeah, that's something we've been

Breaking okay breaking TV all right all right. Yeah, I'll let you know but so far pretty good I mean, that's really the first thing that I broke in like what six or seven years. I don't know you've been close That's the thing I play with fire often. I told the line like egregiously, but sometimes you did a free kick at a TV Yeah, but it was Pete's fault. It was Pete's fault. Yep. Remember when you hit me with that mini baseball bat? No Spider you want to address the fact that you've been cheesing people. It's been cheese. Yeah Proud to announce it Haven't been cheese. I haven't cheese plenty of time you Basically, you know, you got cheese when you sit down and you realize that you have string cheese in your back pocket Oh, I did get I didn't know that all you son of a bitch

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not get me pretty much anytime We have a big influx of people like we had the trivia last week So that was just a whole new opportunity for people that were unaware of my bits So we got a lot of good people Frank the tank got cheesed bad oh right in the rear pocket to I think came out looking like craft single, but I don't know how you cheese me I just still don't know how either Yeah, you're probably one of my proudest cheeses. Yeah He cheesed the fuck out of me. Yes

He weft on me I caught you Not everyone can get cheesed. Yeah, but if you're not tight guys. You whiffed on me, I caught you. Not everyone can get cheesed. But if you're not careful. You'll never cheese me again. I think I'm one and done. No, no, I'm challenging you. Cheese challenge is what you're hearing.

I've just laid down the challenge. All right, it's on. You cannot cheese me. You might be cheesed by the end of the show. Yeah, I might be. It's on. Oh, fuck. Yeah, check your pocket right now.

Imagine. We'll get there. It's nice, like practicing sleight-of-hand Maybe I've always wanted to be like a magician or I'm envious of people that can just do crazy shit like that so Who knows yeah? It's good scale. How long have you been cheating? You got me four times in a row or back in April. Yeah I mean I was like look Kyle You have huge pockets big pocket your pockets were kind of like asking fagan for it The how many do you think you could fit in mincy's pockets? Oh?

You can cheese the thing with me. He's pockets are never here. He's in them. They're ready pretty full Yeah, so the key is loose pockets that aren't full That'd be funny if mincy like could could tell like if you put like a single gram of weight Something's off princess Pants would just shoot down at the speed of it is so close to falling at all times. Oh is it balance Single feather yeah, he he hoards in his yeah, he probably already has cheese bento boxes pencil cases Has cheese bento boxes and so cases firecrackers

Yeah, I've also been snacking people so like if they leave their backpack on it. That's what happened to me I just go and get one of each snack and throw it in there. Oh, but I think it's good You know keeping the office fed yeah, very nice of you. Yeah, all right. All right. You'll keep your pockets safe boys. Yeah No more kick the ball to TV Yeah, try to get him. If you could cheese him. If you could cheese Gallin. He's good at it, too. He really is.

I had no... Like, I literally was standing in the kitchen, went to sit down in the gambling cave, and I was like, why does my pocket feel wet? Why is there cheese in my pocket? That's a cheese. The fuck? That's a you move, though.

Yeah, I blamed Rhone, because that is a ron. That is a very wrong move. Right. Remember when ron ron works in quantity, which is brilliant by spider to wait till ron's here and just everybody when ron did the immense lifesavers. Yeah. The mince in Pete's pocket or chip my jacket pockets. I chipped your hood as well. Right. My hood threw me a cactus Again threw it to me Cactus catch rules you missed a good Plinko day. Oh, we missed you. Yeah. Yeah, it was a good time

We were like yeah, we worked together Nick did a really good job of Kyle helped with challenges Flipping it. Oh, yeah, did you mean to leave that engagement card in there? We were talking you had a bag of stuff that you bought for your groceries were just in the draft Yeah, were you shopping for yourselves cat food? There was lotion a wedding card. There's a wedding card. It didn't start with your letter There was an engagement card. Yes, like happy engagement Yeah, like a greeting card And it was it was in a bag of stuff that they said you bought we threw the ingredients You're not gonna propose to your girlfriend with an engagement

I'm tripping pretty heavily right now. There was an in a congrats on engagement card. Yes me no So your bag Did you think you what yeah? Your bag when we opened it for this stuff It looked like it was half items you got and half items that were literally you shopping because there was cat food to cat food Two cat foods. There's lotion and there was a card that said happy engagement. That's crazy Weird I gotta think about that for a second, but everything else began with a B. Yeah, the engagement card did not be E&M Right everything I bought began with a you were all be okay the toothpaste be

engagement card Blue raspberry shit That was be yeah. That was B. Yeah. The cat food was B. How was the cat food B? It had to be a benefit. Somebody else bought cat food too then. We had cat food in multiple piles.

Yeah. So my doorman brought up engagement yesterday. Oh is it circling around you right now? It's like a cloud of it. He bring it up to you Yeah, as if like he heard something Do you are you sure girlfriend planning to propose to you? Are you wondering if you have gone engaged? You think she might be you just got back on weed did you get real high propose?

I think you can get I think you can buy yourself a little more time. Just get another cat With that but I'm looking to buy time. Yeah third cat Well, the man's are the man's 20% engaged right here in the right decade. You got it. You got an engagement card Yeah, that's the first sign. That's I got pranked Pranked by who spider in there. I obviously didn't purchase that at the grocery store That's also a weird card to get That's a text we still have the card Oh time is a card. It's not there's definitely not a card. It's a text happy engagement

Not an Instagram like. Yes. Maybe a congrats on Instagram. Yeah, maybe with one exclamation. I'll be a text. It's a text, right? It's a text for anyone that you're even remotely close with. And it's also not a text if you like miss it by like a day or two. I'm not I'm not cleaning that up.

You're all it's 20 minute FaceTime. Yep. Has to be a FaceTime. a 20-minute FaceTime. Yep. Has to be a FaceTime. Yep. Immediate FaceTime. Yep. Yeah, I feel like my text would just all get swept under the rug same day. But does it mean to wait two days?

You gotta put it in there, though. Yeah. Put yourself in the queue. No, I'm saying if I miss the two days, I'm just not even gonna text it. Fair. See, I'll miss the two days on purpose sometimes If everybody's texting that day I'll text I'll say in a couple days. I'll say well. Sorry I missed it, but and now I have my own standalone. So you make it about you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah reversed it why not mm-hmm

Tell me in cock ring Charlie roll That does have a nice ring to it. A nice cock ring. Dude, just like every time you go to dinner with him, he's like, I'm wearing a cock ring right now. And he corrects you if you say, hey Charlie, no, no, no, no. It's a cock ring. Yeah. They don't know I'm wearing a cock ring.

Drives you home from the course. Got a cock ring on. It's T-shirts. Just like wisdom. Hey, between you and me. Cock ring. All right, dude All right, man, all right, man eat your dinner cop pulls him over. What do those do besides make it look cool?

I think it makes it Bigger now how I don't know I've never worn a cock ring I'd be too scared to get stuck as somebody in this office office worn a cock ring? Doesn't it help with them? Doesn't it make it feel better for the girl? PFT might have been made into a one. No. I don't want to put that on him, but I'm vaguely... You don't want to put it on him. Yeah. No, I did not put it on him.

I think Hank did. Yeah, I don't know what a cock ring does. It produces a stronger erection. It restricts the flow of blood from the erect penis. But doesn't it restrict the flow of blood? Who am I to argue? That's like the scariest thing to... I don't wanna...

Yes, Brandon? Can I say something embarrassing? Yeah, you've tried one. Boy, do I hope this is what I think it's gonna be. No, no, no. When y'all said cock ring, I thought nose ring. I thought it was a piercing. Sounds, yeah, at first, yeah. I thought it was some sort of... No, it's a ring for your cock. I thought it was a piercing I thought it was some so it's a ring for your cock

I thought was a piercing on the like the head of your cut that's Albert that could also be a cock ring I suppose oh so cock ring no that would be a piercing is that for a is that for fucking but a nose ring is a piercing Yeah, nose ring a belly button rings a piercing yeah, but that's actually a ring the one that when people get the Prince Albert I think it's like a bar I think so Google Prince Albert how'd he get that name search on actually he have it he must have or he liked him yeah he slipped and fell on a nail maybe it's's just like, ah, Prince Albert. There it is. His legacy is tarnished. Oh yeah.

Or, would we remember him otherwise? Tight fitting trousers, which were fashionable during the era of Prince Albert, was reported to have the penile piercing in order to hang his penis to one side of his trousers, as this was more aesthetically pleasing. So he pierced his dick so he could attach it to his pants. Why couldn't he just use a small string or something? A very small string. Oh, he died of typhoid at 42.

That's how I thought I would go out. Nine children and 42 grandchildren. Did that in fucking 42 years? Shit. Who's the billionaire that has 100 kids now? He's been just getting out of his sperm been just saw that headline. Is that real? 100 Elon's going for it. He's he's trying but like there's a he founded a notable company. I think too There's a guy who has over a hundred now hmm

Hmm can't be right a hundred hmm 100 kids in 12 countries. Oh, that's telegram. That writer's got a lot of attitude about it too. Oh, can you tell by her face? Yeah. This whole article reads like one big nag. Move over, Elon.

Another billionaire baby daddy's in town. Paul Pavel Durov. Yeah, I think he played for the Ducks. Mm-hmm. With a baby. Half-necked in photo shoots with baby goats and having lots and lots of human kids. All right, he did Telegram. He isn't married, he has 100... He might be also lying.

But he's sperm donation... Wait, he's not fucking? No, he's not fucking. Yeah, that's cheating. That's not impressive. No, not at all. But he's leaving his money to them, I think. He has six kids he fathered naturally.

How pissed would you be if you were one of the six kids? Yeah, right. Stop, Dad. Like, please. Huh. I don't want them to tear each other apart after my death. Buddy, I think that's going to happen. Yeah, that's going to be a horror. You's gonna be the whole kids fighting over billions what countries

That's wild Huh, I'd never have a hundred kids You've tried So many a lot tried this weekend. You'd have a hundred friends So many a lot proud this weekend. You'd have a hundred friends God what's your first thing you'd have a hundred friends? Okay, if you had a hundred kids, how many are going pro in a sport? Zero zero zero point point five. I think one might become like a high school basketball coach What's the most zero zero There has to be like a sport I think the most successful of all my kids will well even if there were four hundred it's gonna be Tommy when he gets a

Barstool internship at 19 yeah, and he's fire for stealing company goods at 22 And he has his redemption arc at 25, and he speaks at my funeral at 29 and starts his career for real That's sound about right. You can't get fired. He's fired from here. You should know I guess mr. Contra band No, no, no, I don't know contrabanded. I haven't contrabanded in a while What a lot contraband before this whole basement. Oh, yeah, that's true. I asked for permission To take that video game. They were breaking down the game time studio and said alright Everybody take whatever you want and I I said I take that and Rob said yes so I took it now it didn't work so it doesn't even matter. Damn. Did you guys see the guy who blew it with Livy Dunham?

Oh my god. Was he selling the card? His cola. He had to run away. He said that. I was like you gotta run. He said he had to sprint. He sprinted. He starts sprinting and never come back. This is something else. 100% sprint away. I didn't see this. I believe the kids call it an air ball. Yeah.

Well, it happened at the Fanatics Fest, which is one of the most dystopian things of every time. It's the most staged event of all time. It's crazy. She had multiple things happen at the Fanatics Fest, right? Yeah. Look at this guy. He's also quite short.

Oh no. Oh no. Look at this guy. It's also quite sure Dude you gotta go you just gotta run Like hot what do you do at least he's not time Don't touch her Gotcha Just run the vessel was close. Yeah, I got you. I just got a sprint. Oh, I just run and never the vessel was close. Yeah How tall is she? Well, she was on he I thought she was still me Yeah Mmm. Yeah, fanatics vest looked

Yeah, did you uh, I don't know. Do you see mincy's great summer? Yeah, he's crushing it. He put it in tweet form Six I thought she was like five one Yeah, mincy's on a heater again. Yeah He warned us it's gonna be a serious summer. He's he's doing it. I Don't even care anymore. Who cares like there was a on Friday. We went to pause to like Help out we do it like once every couple months volunteer. We were like cleaned out vans, did like treat bags and stuff for the dogs. Marash Rudy was there, a couple other people. And when I was going there Dom

texted me he's like hey do you need me to come because apparently some people signed up and didn't show up and I was getting pissed. And then I asked Kayla when I got there I was like who signed up and didn't show up, and I was getting pissed. And then I asked Kayla when I got there, I was like, who signed up and didn't show for the dogs? And she's like, oh, it was just one person, Mincy. I was like, all right, whatever. Who cares? That's, I mean, that's awesome for him.

I can't even get, like, what am I gonna do? Get mad, and then he's gonna be here more? And we're all gonna suffer? All times. He's a free bird. I think he still thinks you get like a summer break. Like, in school. Yeah. I mean, that is a pretty fun. I think he still thinks you get like a summer break Yeah school Yeah, I

Mean that is a pretty fun. It's a hell of a trip. I love a song. I'm excited to watch the What comes of it? Yeah, I mean the only thing I care about I guess is that is he charging this to the company I think Omaha had an element of sponsorship. So does Vegas. Yeah, that would be the only that would be the only thing I could get mad at him about ever again is like don't go on vacation on the company. But that's it. Everything else. I think most of his meals. Yeah, yeah. this is a way better like he's just he's just in his own category yeah but there's like different rules don't sign up then you know yeah yeah we should all start doing that but I yeah yeah I just don't I can't be bothered it's not worth it it's a what's it I mean look at this What is I mean yeah, that's good shit Dog here

I love your dogs winter dogs are awesome Steven Steven grab a Pepsi and go recreate the Libby Dunn thing. Come on, Che. In the Libby Dunn video, who had the... Did the guy have it or Libby Dunn had it? No, the guy had it. Shake it up, kind of unscrew the cap. And drop the Pepsi.

Drop it mid-hug. Or even a can. Just open the can and drop it. Then wipe it off. Alright, I'll get rude or even a can just open the can and drop it and wipe it off Get him to come out here though so we can see it Maybe we should lower him out here. Yeah Even it didn't flinch blink first. He also barely asked a question. Yeah Huh? He's just like who was holding it he was Jay we're gonna need you to go hug one of those strange women

This is gonna end up hitting the dog Now we gotta get the committee together is Is that a, what jersey is that? Just says Che. Is it the Chicago Fire jersey or is it the women's team? The Red Stars? It is the Red Stars. Oh, he said he was a big fan of them. He's a big women's sports guy.

Yeah. Huge. I don't think that could have went worse for that guy. No, I don't. It would have been he would have been better off if like he got injured. Yeah. That's like it fell on his face. Well, if she had gotten like doused or really soaked, it would have been better off for him, though. You think he was completely emasculated by both of them being fine.

Yeah. And then he went and hugged gigantic. Was that I assume that was Paul Skeens? No, I don't think so. Well, there's somebody standing in for Paul skeens This is Paul skeens size saw Bobby Portis jr. At the airport Couldn't be bigger. Yeah, he whatever height is listed bigger tall really. I don't know what's listed 610 he worked out here bigger bigger than 610 had to have been so you dropping news he was in New York there was a Chicago with that I think it was

someone called him Bobby I was like it has to be Bobby Port from here no he I think he still has a place here okay a Little Rock Oh, that's right. He's very southern. Hmm. Hmm. OK. If someone, say, a really fat white woman lost their sense of taste, would they still crave unhealthy foods? I don't think so.

Would they be able to just instantly and effectively give it up? Maybe mentally they would crave it for like a week or two but once the taste really dies out. Even if like, say, don't people get addicted to sugar? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Was this the best idea you've?

No. Oh no. This is gonna be. Has he shaken it up yet? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my, oh no, oh no Oh my god Oh my god, oh my god Oh my god, there we go They're all wearing white Oh no, what's he doing? Drop it Steve, drop it Steve Drop it Steve He. Drop it, Steve. See? Drop it, Steve. What's he doing?

He's holding a dog. Steve, drop it. Goddamn. Oh, oh no! Oh, jeez! Wait, how did that guy do that? What in the world? What in the world?

Yeah, you did it. You did it, Jay. Did it not? Didn't do anything. I think maybe it was because it was concrete. Walking off with the dog. Well Che has to do it again when they leave outside. He was really smooth there.

Recreation. You nailed it Che. Did you not open the...was it open Steve? No, it came out there's some out. Is there some? Yeah, kind of spill yeah We changed the hug wheel to a hug and drop pepsi wheel I think he would have needed to like half open it and shake. She was also trying to help. Yeah she was very quick she wanted to grab the Can he's like I'm not to let my friend get Livy Dund. Oh, man.

I think that's the most down to do anything Che ever was. No, stand up in front of the sales. That's true. But he had questions. Yeah, and also he had, that was because the Knicks season was on the line. Oh, you're right. That was important. This was for nothing. This was for absolutely nothing. Che, brave as a Knicks fan, sent his thoughts. That was important. This was for nothing. This was for absolutely nothing. Che brave as a Knicks fan

He really his thoughts. Oh, I read Why why does he keep doing he's got a preface a lot of people do that on the internet But he keeps doing it. I keep making fun of me keeps doing it. I Think he views the world as a Bucks fan as a Knicks fan. Yeah I think he makes all his decisions like when he goes to buy a car as a Bucks fan I don't want to buy a car what he's what he's basically saying there is like I I shouldn't feel bad for Tyrese Halliburton because of my next fan. But I'm a terrific guy. Yeah. I'm such a good guy that I'm going to put my fandom aside for a second here and be like man that injury was bad I mean in a way that's the best fan yeah sports fans are irrational by nature you've used any opposing player as a villain mm-hmm once them dead yeah that's him he was on some

weird shit last night what do you go figure? I'm just doing some weird tweets Hey, Che What's up, what'd you think of game seven as a Knicks fan I? Mean took the wind out of everyone's sails when Halbert and got hurt as a Knicks fan Yeah, I mean hate him as a Knicks fan, but you got to feel bad for the guy What was the the skip Bayless tweet did I get gut oh? No, he that was he like five minutes before Tyrese Halberton tore his Achilles, he was basically like, Tyrese Halberton's not really injured

and the media just like buys it up. Okay, I thought it was after. No. Wait, I thought it was after, you're talking about the one where it said that he now has the injury excuse? Yes. No, that was before.

That was before. That was right before. I saw it after, okay. And then he said, and then he was like, oh, now he's now he's actually injured. Hope it's not that bad. It's like, dude, it is that bad. We all saw it. Achilles are now the number one. Everyone at home can diagnose immediately. It's the pop is. Yeah. We know what an Achilles looks like better than any. Yeah. The break Pacers brilliantly took the big game pressure off Halbert and who routinely no shows by planting the injury excuse that the media swallowed hold. Click on that. See what time it was. No. The first one. Yeah. So that's

like that's like seven minutes into the game. Yeah. So it was it was it was maybe five minutes before he tours Achilles Okay, Jamie Jersey Jerry gave me an amazing stat today. Oh Damon Lillard Jason Tatum zero Harry's Halliburton all tour their Achilles. Yeah, they all were number zero. Yeah, I mean that was a I Think there was an NBA player who tweeted that but that's mm-hmm. It's not that amazing Is it three players of the same number? same playoffs I But that's not that amazing, is it? Three players of the same number. Same playoffs.

I have more amazing stats than that. That one blew me away. What is it? Do you want a couple? Yeah. Rick Carlisle was going to be the oldest NBA coach to win a title. He was also the oldest NBA coach to coach an NBA finals game.

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stat I had was Adam Silver's been commissioner for 12 years. He's given out nine different franchises NBA title. David Serum was the commissioner for 30 years. How many did he give out? Oh, there were a lot of repeats back in the day. Wow. I'm only. Eight. So Adam Silver's already gotten them in 12 years? Yeah that is. Damn. Yeah well Lakers, Celtics, Bolt yeah that makes sense but it is nuts. A lot cooler than Stevens. Yeah way cooler. Yeah you did two stats better than

Steve. Way cooler. That was easy Steven. That was so easy. What else you got Steve? I don't even know if that's a stat. That's more coincidence what an anecdote zero. Oh, yeah, though. It's not a stat Not a stat To zero yeah, just cuz it's a number If you put it in Excel just that it's a that's data Yes, that at all His jersey numbers are sort of so we worry about numbers guy he's a jersey numbers guy

Does this set a precedent like with? Or if a player just has like a calf strain. It's not gonna play it like exactly what happened to Katie, right? Katie actually set out for a month before that Yeah, yeah, there's gonna be a big discussion about how long the NBA season is which I saw someone's Last night was it was it had been 70 days since the last regular season game. That is Jesus. That's too long 70 days 70 how long the playoffs took the shit? Yeah, that's too long. 70 days. 70 days. How long the playoffs took? The playoffs took the shit, yeah. That's too many playoffs. It's too long.

Yeah. How was the viewership for the finals? Oh, I don't know. Probably poor, but who cares? Probably good to start. Yeah. Game seven, I feel like on a Sunday night. Yeah.

Good viewership. They had to fall. Love Island apparently is killing the finals this year. Oh really? Yeah. Because it airs at the same time live. It's just it's really taking a toll on the finals. But it's the teams. There's no like mega stars personality wise right. Or is it the product. A little bit of everything. Jerry did have a funny tweet about.

Graham Bennett he was giving him he was good. Yeah, yeah, I Played cam jam with Graham Bennett for I think like seven hours one day. It's a lot of can jam with Graham Bennett Yeah, he can hook a disc can't give me a gift Graham Bennett brought cookies to my house. Well guys store bought I Don't know Can I ask what he was about for the content cam not having real cookies? Yeah, gosh. Store-bought? I don't know. Can I ask what his tweet was about for the content, Kim, not having real cookies? Yeah, how does he know that? I never heard of that or anything. I, well, that's crazy.

I'm confused too because then I saw Jeff D. Lowe being like, this is not something I expected on my timeline today. I'm pretty sure the story came from Jeff D. Lowe. Oh, wait a goddamn second. Yeah. Jeff D. Lowe. Oh, wait a goddamn. So yeah. Jerry told me that Jeff D. Lowe ate a cookie once and asked Kim if there was bananas in it. And then he got sick because he's allergic. And then they're like, oh, well, how is she not know?

I'm allergic to I'm allergic. Being allergic to bananas is very funny. Yeah. Very funny, but also very weird. The Jeff Lowe said I didn't expect to see this on my timeline. It's like you told Jerry He's the one who discovered this fact. Yeah, it came from Jeff He would be the guy is Jerry in the gambling cave So it's true. I guess how do you feel about that? I don't care. I rated them all bad

No, she was those were homemade cookies. I think they were they they were big cookies They were they were they were home, you know store-bought has a certain look to them. These were they were. They were big cookies. They were, they were, they were home. You know, store bought has a certain look to them. These were shut up to you, Bob. These were definitely homemade cookies. We'll get to the bottom of it. Where is he? We should, we should send Fugman in. Get Fugman on the case.

Also Jerry Jerry sent Jack McCarthy a text this weekend? Oh, I need Jack McCarthy in here too. It's very funny but also kind of scary. Scary? It's scary. Huh. Because Jerry only texts Jack McCarthy when it's like a DraftKings thing? Yeah, maybe.

So what are you texting? I don't know. I'm having both ends, because it's better if they just explain it in person. I don't know where the boys are. Jerry's mad at me. For what? I'm supposed to be getting a video from John Cena or Cody

Rhodes for his kid, and Cody Rhodes didn't answer my text. So Jerry got me a reservation to a restaurant and that was what he got in exchange Yeah, and I haven't been able to pull it off yet. You already went to the dinner. Yeah, I already had it and oh My how was the dinner my wrestling connections aren't what they were Excellent. I'm gonna typically respond. Yeah. Yeah always does So I don't know what to do Text again like hey, I can't I can't text again

See the kids I got to I got two texts hanging out there to see that to Cody Rhodes I don't have seen this number. I just send them one just like before it's too late. No, I can't I You have to send something unrelated so that where's Jerry tax above that Jack I knew what your dad looked like I nailed you the other day This thing that he texts him will be hey come into the yak real quick I Don't know if it's something I should HR about I don't know it seems like if you're even thinking that then yeah, probably yeah, but it's never a thing to them It's the two of them I don't even know what this could possible he's coming in here sit down I Want to wait till Jerry's here.

Oh, you wore your worst t-shirt. Jack, did you hear the news that Nadu might be coming? Is he taking a train? He said that he's coming in a couple weeks. He can fly. He can't fly. He can fly. I have people digging into it.

Coming to what? To Chicago. Doing Moot Can't Sleep. Or Moot Can't Sleep, which he was supposed to do a week ago. I called him out on Moot Can't Sleep. I didn't know the backstory if he actually could apply or not. He's over three. He didn't love the question. He said he booked a trip to Columbia, might never come back, didn't go on that. Oh, that's what you were saying the other day. Yeah.

I thought you went to Columbia. I just started tweeting old Naidoo tweets. You know there's an adieu parody account floating around and it's very funny. It got me It's me all the time. It was like the one this weekend was like Walking my sister down the aisle today with a full heart and half chub Because I just found out the maid of honor is recently single. This is this is when to do shines Killing it so funny was Kyle that I'm talking about.

Yeah, here he is. Jeff Nadu is in his real name. This got me for a second. It's an acronym. My sister's wedding is tonight, and I'm in the wedding party. While she's walking down the aisle, I'm walking in with a half-jub and a game plan. I got word that the maid of honor

broke up with her fiance. This ain't just a wedding. It's a Super Bowl. Hammer the money line on Nadu. Got me. Nadu. All right, so Jerry, we want to talk about content Kim the the cookies but first Jack what did Jerry text you on Saturday?

Let's go look real quick. I just want to read it word for word One day I will kill you at 1 10 a.m. That's like not my life late at night on a Saturday is that Standalone text by so we hadn't talked in days that wasn't continuing a conversation. No Yeah, that's haunting why I was playing call duty and I was getting fucked. I hopped back on Call of Duty, haven't played in months, hopped back on and just got fucking slammed.

I was getting crushed. My girlfriend was sleeping, everybody was sleeping in the house. I was downstairs on the couch. I shut the game off and I was so mad because I had gotten so bad at Call of Duty. I just whipped out my phone and just texted Jack. I just wanted to kill him. That makes it better. That's honestly a good issue. Seeing bad at call duty. I just whipped out my phone just Texas jazz want to kill him The the I mean the wedding one when you were at the wedding remember that one Yeah, I don't know. I was a little out of pocket for that one, but we're not gonna put that one

That one we don't need to read. Yeah, what do you say? I I'll put it to you this way I had I had a really you know how we do the The DraftKings tickets you need to have the disclaimer and stuff on the bottom I put a really really big bet on O'Malley when he flipped when he faced Marab and lost Yeah So I put in the bet and then I texted Jack like an hour or two before the fight And I didn't know what Jack was doing, but Jack always helps me with the yeah, the graphic, you know he didn't answer didn't answer and I and he

O'Malley lost the fight and Whatever, you know, I lost the bet whatever a lot of big bet and then I get a text from him Like hours later not our an hour after the fight And it was an hour after the fight I already lost and I thought he sent me the ticket to be like ha ha you fucking lost But he was at a wedding so I didn't know and then I went I went ballistic crazy, so Did that sending that text have the same cathartic effect as like punching drywall. Yeah, it will kill you.

I think it's better. He also, I don't think he's told you guys before, but he actually has a bullet with my name. What? Oh, that's weird. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. He sent me that late at night once too. Yeah, so.

Just a bullet. Yeah. Hollow point. Definitely not weird or anything. Yeah, it's just. And it says your, it says Jack. It just says Jack written on it. Jack E. Jack E. Yeah. Do you have the picture? Yeah, yeah, I've got it. You've never seen this? Well, Jack, how'd you find out about this? Just touched me like at midnight.

At midnight. He said it to T. I think it was with a it was in a group chat though. Maybe. Was it with Max? Oh, it was in the max group chat Yeah, find it quick Yeah, yes, so me and Jerry talk a lot late late on Saturday nights. Usually, you know, yeah, this is fine big head Oh, I mean HR issue. Well, I mean here's the thing is like TJ if Jack ever winds up dead. It's Jerry So 100% yes, or of a police issue at that point the right There it's open and shut case. I touched it tested TT you actually have to keep him alive hundred percent. Yes. Yeah, like it's reverse

100% first suspect you have any other enemies doing weekend at Bernie's with Jack one day Like threaten my life okay random moments like that, but I don't hound you every day no That makes it kind of Okay, random moments like that, but if I don't hound you every day That's gotta make you feel pretty uncomfortable. Yeah, and like yeah the guns like not that far away I'm not doing anything. I'm just like hammered at a wedding get a text on my phone Not that far away, so. Just don't fuck up. Don't put any more weddings. That's the crazy part. I'm not doing anything. I'm just like hammered at a wedding, get a text on my phone. My girlfriend was sitting next to me during the one- I felt bad for that.

I feel bad for that. Hey, listen, we're not trying to get women and children involved. No. It's just you. Just me. It doesn't have her name on it. Yeah, she's not getting killed. No.

I wouldn't do that. Standup guy. You're a standup guy. 100%. I like like Jack Jack's a good guy. I respect you guys are friends. No, we're friendly. There's day There's days where we don't like each other, but for the most part we're very cool Who is usually doing something to the other person? It'd be me. I'd be doing to you. Yeah exactly So it's not it's no I know one-sided I take full responsibility I'd be doing it to you. Yeah, exactly. So it's not it's not I go one-sided. I take full responsibility Yeah, you know fucking some nights and my mind ain't right and I just fucking take it out You get smoked by some like 12 year olds and call it duty and you just threatened to shoot me in real life

I'll try it won't happen again. I don't believe that All right, thank you, Jack. Wait, so Jerry, Content Kim. Yes. Cookies? Fraud. Here's the story. You want the story.

Okay. Okay, so banana allergy. Who had the banana allergy? Jeff D. Lowe. Jeff D. Lowe, Jeff D. Lowe, okay. So Jeff D. Lowe, we were- Funny allergy. Yeah. What's the banana allergy? Jeff D. Low. Jeff D. Low, Jeff D. Low, okay. So Jeff D. Low, we were- Funny allergy. Yeah.

It's the funniest allergy. The start of the science. So we were talking, just bullshitting, you know, just reality TV stuff, and for some reason, Alex Bennett's name came up, and he started talking about Content Kim. And I was talking about how she used to bake cookies for the office, and he was like, you know, I almost fucking died.

I had an allergic reaction. Bad. I had to go right to the hospital from eating one of our cookies. So I was like, oh, tell me more. I'm gonna fucking fire something off. So he was like, listen, she bought in cookies one day. And Jeff went up to her and said, hey, do these have banana in it? Because if they do, I cannot eat it. I'm really, really allergic to banana and I could die. She's like, no, no, you're good. No banana. Jeff says, okay, takes a bite, bit it, swallowed it. And he knew right away he tasted the banana, had an allergic reaction, went up to Content Kim was like, these 100% have banana in it.

I'm going to the hospital now because I might die. And she's like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. You know what? You're right. They did have banana in them Goes to the hospital Jeffy Lowe obviously alive all good. My theory is How do you forget? Banana as an ingredient. That's the main ingredient in a cookie. She cooks cooks a lot of cookies Okay, but it's it used to bring in like five different types there She might have she might have but my theory is you don't forget you put banana in a cookie She went to the store. She bought the cookies. I'm gonna

Wait, this is the strength of your argument is that yeah the Jeff T There's no other banana. Jeff's no one from a banana There's no other way if you're a baker and you just slandered her name I mean, I'm not much of a name to be slandered with Jesus But but she cooked a lot of cookies fair. They were all different too like they were not store-bought Could it maybe be like some banana extract in a different? Oh, yeah Yeah, possibly. I mean I guess yeah possibly

That's my theory. I took it around with it. So what? Were you shocked as I was then when Jeff quote treated and said didn't expect this to be on my timeline I was like Yeah, kinda. Yeah, kinda Does Jeff agree with you? I don't think anybody really agrees with Believe you I did too. I don't know. I was like Jerry's the inside scoops guy I feel like you got to remember that any follow-up with her. Yeah, she's out like fuck you Oh wait you we haven't had a show you you had the report that the Frankettes are done. Yes Frankettes are done. Yeah, so that's official That trades official. Yes official. Oh, it was made through a official dozen channels

Liam oh I guess yeah, that's pretty good Fun with that. Yeah, you have fun with that. Mm-hmm. And where's Frank going grinders grinders good. Oh So oh is a trade Liam for Frank. Mm-hmm. You had a problem with the why did you have such a problem with the grammar Brandon? Did you have the problem or Titus? What are you talking about? We were talking about mostly sports? I didn't say anything about the grammar. I think Titus did oh he did okay. I was wrong with it I thought it was good. I didn't notice any problem with the gram. Okay, and I'm sitting on the grandma's. Yeah, I thought that's pretty good road speeches for Coca-Cola or somebody Snob like that. Oh, yeah, he's probably smart and shit like that

Do you guys remember Jeff almost dying at the office what no I don't remember that I don't either Let's see major doesn't trivia trade as Frankie has to trade a tank to Let's see major doesn't trivia trade as Frankie has a traded tank to When rich for comment Fleming is excited about playing fewer games. Oh, yeah. No that that second paragraph just isn't a paragraph Okay So what there would be there when when reach for a comment Fleming is excited about comma Right playing fewer games and building something new the old team was stagnated. I think it's fine. That's the quote When reach for comment calm the comma goes after common things excited we get excited yeah okay got word about is no pair good pickup Titus we get it

good pickup Titus well you were just besmirching his name and just seconds later you're good he's a smarter guy me. I got to give him credit where credit is due. Fair enough. Also, I totally flipped on immigration Oh Okay, I guess So For years, I thought if you're not here Legally, you shouldn't be here at all. I Flipped I think the people who are working the people who are paying taxes

Flipped I think the people who are working the people who are paying taxes Those people should be able to stay okay, and the other people who are doing bad things We need to find those people and get them out, okay? Yeah, totally flipped what do you think about Iran? No comment, okay. Wow no comment. That's interesting, too Didn't love it didn't love. Mm-hmm didn't love it Love bombing him. Yeah, I didn't know I didn't love. Yeah, I didn't love it. Got it. I'm not gonna say if I Agreed with it or not, but I just didn't love it. You know why my thoughts switched on immigration Well, I was talking to my girlfriend in bed one night and she knows I'm

I'm a little right. She knows that and She was like, just talking, she's like, can we talk? I was like, yeah, sure. She's like, this is fucked up. Like, what's up? Talk to me. She goes, they explained to me, you know, how her family got here, all that stuff, and I was like, you know what, you might be right.

Oh wow. There you go. You might be right. Because there are people here who work very hard a tax and they should be able to live in America Other than that I got not much okay, all right, you know I'm I apologize I don't really want to get into that right now Let's go back to immigration. You just want the immigration in Iran, and you don't want to get into that right now. Let's go back to immigration. You just went to immigration I ran and you don't want to get into Cody Rhodes Why not we can get into it? Yeah, sure. I just said I'm trying I have been able that's been I've been unable to live up to my end of the bargain on our transaction

Piece for piece you did your part. I haven't done my part there Can I get there one can I come up with a resolution? Yes. What if we get Brandon oiled up? No. In a spandex, like a Speedo. No. He has like, you know, he pretends he's a wrestler and he gives a message to your son. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's pretty good. Your son's gonna know. No. Oh, I really want Cena. I know you do. I want Cena. Cena's hard to get to. And I'm willing to pay for Cena. Does he on Cameo? I tried, no.

I've been trying so hard, Danny, I have no idea. My son's in a phase now where he thinks he's Cena. He wakes up, he goes to school every day. Your son is John Cena. He goes to school every day. You can ask my girlfriend. We had to get him like 10 Cena shirts. He's in a Cena shirt every day wears the wristbands the headband

he says the Hustle loyalty respect line to the teachers does he think he's like the next John Cena or does he think he is? Hey, I think he I think he thinks he is Cena because at nighttime. He's like good night big Cena He calls me big Cena called me big so you're also John. yeah, it's also John Cena. He's little see No, he does the thing you can't see me does it all it's funny shit that is all so I really want I want Cena just to do like a 22nd video Maybe if we get prosthetics and I'm afraid Brennan can I can't become John Cena you could why don't you just get him a

Video of no one standing there and be like this is Cena because you can't see him I'm sure quakes could do something with the AI his voice right his voice. Oh easy Wow Personalized video problem. Yeah, there it is so Brandon still owes you though. I still oh yeah Problem solved. Yep. There it is. So Brandon still owes you though. I still owe you. Yeah Yeah, he likes Cody Rhodes though. He's a big fan of Cody Rhodes. I'm working on Cody. How can you can you get Jeff Hardy? I don't have Jeff Hardy zero right? No Jeff Hardy. He's not in my bag. No, I was already canceled by the woman for that What do you talk like CM Punk? No, he likes LA night Now we're talking I might be able to pull something on LA night like Be Ben Bishop big trouble Ben Bishop

I don't know that is no he never talks about him okay. He watches a lot of undertaker Can you get undertaker no Chelsea green no you like big justice? No, I'm out on them, too.'re out on them? Mama Justice? No, never. Never. She was my play though for Mr. Jerry. She was gonna be in an episode. Did she know that? No, but I would've. I think, no, but I would've.

What would the episode have been on? I don't know. Anatomy? Yeah, possibly. Mature women. Milfs. Milfs. Are you going to do your other idea?

I got a couple things I'm working on right now. Jerry's got a good idea. He's kicking around. Yeah, a little reality. Me and Nick sat down, talked for like, I mean Kyle was there too too like a half hour one day came out with a little Barstool blue collar type of show where You know on the contractor. Do you want to do this? Yeah? Should we talk about it? We talk about it or no? You guys dear call jazz made it up. I think it's a great idea

Should we talk about it or no? Why not? Mike it that might get the people want it more. Yeah, I'm talk about it. Yeah, should we say it? Yeah, okay What does Barstool gonna say the worst thing to say is no legal will shoot it down, right? Well after you after you film the whole season. Yeah So we think about did you hear this yet cat a little bit? Of course. Okay, so pretty much it's a reality TV show Barstool buys the house physically actually purchases the house a foreclosed house whatever fifty sixty seventy thousand dollars and we get maybe like eight to twelve blue

collar guys who are construction you're hand-picking these boys and I'm him I'm doing the interviews hand-picking all these guys and there's two teams and they compete every day you know and there's a budget for them every single day hey you get team a gets five this day, team B gets 5000. You're working on this bedroom, you're working on that bedroom. And we just do firings each week to see whoever wins. The winner gets the house. Sick. And they're staying. And they're staying in the house. Yeah.

They're competing. It's like construction version of The Apprentice. Correct. Exactly. like your fire other exactly Yeah, cuz you could just do the like afterwards the confessionals and just be like who's not pulling their weight have them talk shit about each other I go up your fire you're done. Yeah Winter just gets the house when we leave winner gets the house of that like what if you get rid of like a plumber and you Have no more plumbers or well. That's why you got to get guys who can do multiple things You can't just get you know most con there's like obviously there's specifically electricians specifically plumbers But you there's other guys out there that just can know how to do everything

You know, so I mean it's a big idea, you know Legal is gonna have to approve it and whatnot, but it could be great. I like it for reality shows in the Barstool universe Like this summer. Yeah I like it. There's a void for reality shows in the Barstool universe, like this summer. Yeah. So you never know. You got big sponsors too, you know?

Absolutely. Home Depot, Lowe's, Carhartt, Rocky Boots, all those. And I think you hand picking these boys and you interacting with them. I mean, really funny. Yeah. Really funny. And I go- You want some different walks of life.

Oh, 100%. Yeah. Yeah, you want some different walks of life and like buying the house, that process is, I don't know how that would There was there was some foreclosed homes. We're looking at that were you're not bad right about that 50,000 Yeah, four bedroom four bathroom you get a couple of big sponsors. You're golden. Love it. You know do it chair Yeah, you know legal has to approve of it. You know it's it's a big idea. We'll see what happens, okay? But yeah, you know it's on the table. I think they're having a meeting about it this week No shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah a couple salespeople getting a meeting about it getting pricing together and whatnot. So we'll see

All right. Yeah, we'll see good stuff Jerry. Yeah, no problem. Thanks. Have a great day You're um Three o'clock yeah, I might not be able to make it. We'll see I got a packed day Yeah, I might not be able to make it. We'll see. I got a packed day. Kate? Hot Chip. Yeah.

She had a Hot Chip. She had to eat two of them. Yeah, we haven't checked in on her. I haven't heard from her since. No. Dana felt bad. Yeah. Not bad enough to do it, to eat it.

But he felt bad. He should have lost Hot Potato and then maybe, I don't have to do it to eat it. But he felt bad. He should have lost hot potato and then maybe maybe he could have done had to do it. Fucking Lucas. Oh, the steaks on hot potato was just unbelievable. Unbelievable. That sounds really good. A steak on hot potato. I had it last night. God damn. Did you? Yeah, I made steaks. How much red meat you have in a week? I had steak all three nights this weekend.

You think that's good? It was good for me. I had a ribeye at the club on Friday. I had a filet at the Italian restaurant on Saturday, and I grilled out steaks yesterday. Take us to the club. Come on. Yeah.

Scott and Ethan and Charlie will be there. I'd like to club it up. You play. We've got to play. Play a little. And we could play pickleball. I've never played pickleball. Or tennis.

I've never played tennis. We'll go swimming. All right. I'll swim with you. You don't like pickleball, right? I think it's a blast. It is a blast. I don't like when people treat it as like a real sport.

Like a really skill-based, to make it get an ego about it, but it's there was a ball on TV Last night sucks as a TV product and it was like mixed doubles. Yeah, it was literally just pick on the women Mm-hmm. That was the whole the nature of doubles right? Yes hit it at the worst player. Yeah, but it's mixed up specifically Yeah, like the guys were just smashing it at the women player. Yeah, but it was specifically, yeah, like the guys were just smashing at the women the whole time. That's like, and it's, but they're getting paid? I guess. I don't know.

What's the update with Ethan? Oh, yeah. I got to figure out what I want to do. He's been tweaked, isn't he? This is the hardest he's ever worked. I don't trust him. I don't think he's gonna like well Let's look at it like this is he gonna be good like I all the other guys you've sent out there like like

Nate and other guys at Barstool and mincy Nate won money last okay? Well yeah, but Maybe take Nate out, but other guys you have trusted they've they've not done a goddamn thing right so maybe you need to send a guy You don't trust it all yeah Since in a wild card send somebody that what if he wins he might not be good at all What is this picture? I'm gonna end up doing it. I don't know how much I don't really want to do the whole 10k It's a lot. Oh my god. Is he asking for the whole 10k. I think so As he see if you'll zoom in real quick has he talked to you personally or DMs He's also kind of left it like every conversation. I have with him. He's like he doesn't actually he doesn't want to do anything

He doesn't actually ask he just is like balls in your court. I'm like what? Yeah, what do you mean? You can't help all big cat when you're Yeah What do you mean you can't call big cat when you're? Yeah It's like destiny's calling like what do you want? So he has his phrases down pat He just doesn't have his actual pitch or his desire to go. I Think he has a desire to go. I Just know I can just see the future. I'm gonna give him this money and he's going to DM me

45 minutes in the tournament being like bad run of cards. Went all in. And that wasn't even content. We didn't even get anything out of it. Because the other guys, Nate's content talked about. Yeah. Mincy content.

I don't know. Sounds like the ball is in his court. Yeah. Oh yeah! He's got nothing to offer me though. Could he do anything for you? No, he's gonna be like, I'll walk your dog. But he wouldn't. Yeah, no he wouldn't.

Well he wouldn't do it well. You're saying you would take content out of him? I don't know. But he won't even deliver that. That's the nature of Ken's that's yeah that's camps yeah you gotta love it and I don't even know like does he have enough money to fly out there like is he gonna just take this money and like enter like a smaller tournament and then be like oh I lost the money there but thanks for the

trip to Vegas you gotta wonder if he thinks he can play from his basement. Yeah. Wherever he zooms in, he thinks he can play the World Series of Poker from there. Yeah. I don't know, but that's the great big mystery of camps. He is quite a mysterious, but he's not mysterious. I know, and that's what the mystery is.

That's where it is. Therein lies the mystery. He's a complete open book with nothing in it. He's a complete open book with nothing in it He's a greeting card Yeah, I figured out I figured him out a long time ago. Did you yeah? I've told this story when I when I Right before Christmas break when I was like he like was like have a good break Let me know if you need anything

I was like you too man like have a good break. Let me know if you need anything I was like you too, man, like have a good break and he's like break. There is no break for me All I do is grind zero blogs Alright Talks a good game. He does he's and I like him a lot like I like him Oh, yeah the fact that I'm even Considering this is actually a testament to how much I like him. Because any other...

If you laid out the facts, you'd be like, why would you ever give this person money? You know what I mean? But something's drawing me back in. No, there's nothing redeeming about him as far as the financial pursuit here. There's no chance you get paid off of this. There's no chance you don't waste the $10,000. Yeah, and it's especially saying something knowing myself, and you guys know me very well, I am a gambler

through and through where like yesterday I was at the Cubs game. I obviously thought I was going to win the 50-50. Every time I buy it, I'm like, this is actually going to be the time. And so think about how demented that is. And then think about the fact that I can't even envision winning anything with this guy I can envision winning every bet I've ever made in my entire life

And I can't envision winning anything now. Maybe that's what you need none I'll take a long shot that has no chance. I'm like oh, maybe You never know and then him. I'm just like nope no chance. What if this is the way he killed gambling for me? Oh my god, I found my wife. I hit the wall. It's Ethan. Like what would you not gamble on? Ethan camps I've never seen someone like I've never met him But I've never seen someone like spin their laziness into a genuine flaw of theirs. Oh, yeah, we're supposed to be I know you think you have a

His laziness is like a terminal disease, right? Yeah, what am I gonna do? I'm lazy Genuine flaw there's oh yeah, we're supposed to be I know you think you have a thing of yeah His laziness is like a terminal disease right? Yeah, what am I gonna? Do I'm lazy well? Yeah, I do like him You mean yet. Oh ah there we go have you been listening to this Parts of it. Yeah, all right, so I'm struggling with my decision here because what I've laid out is I see zero I get zero upside. Don't just show him the dog. That's not gonna help.

I get zero upside from this. You're not going to produce any content. You're probably gonna get you're probably gonna go bust almost instantly. But in this is this is like heartfelt thing. The fact that I like you so much means like the fact that I'm considering This is a testament to you as a person because there's nothing that would ever make any sense for me to give you any money Yeah pokers my life What did that did he listen to a word you said?

Honestly, no, I kind of tuned out halfway through. Well's that's not a good start either just get Canadian all right all right let me help you let me help you get through this right quick Ethan what can you guarantee big cat will get out of this yeah I sent him my term sheet I said I would I yeah, did you read the term sheet? What's the term sheet? hold on I Offered to film it his offer is my absolute best poker high level mm-hmm Whatever split on winning you'd like these are all things that Like shouldn't even be offered. I'm gonna try and give things that like shouldn't even be offered I'm gonna try and give I'm gonna try and I'm gonna give you money back if we win to document journey where what to

wear a yak hat or and or patch the whole time 5% of all future poker winnings also immortality seems like a pretty good deal to me And then I said how much are you asking for you said a lot of it maybe all of it All right right now in front of everybody how much do you need Mmm 95% of it you need 10k right yeah, I need 10k Well, I noticed you said I'll even film it of course you'll film it No, or did you think that no no no beginning up any? There's no of course with this guy

So I I need to pivot big cat the ball is in your court He's right where else would the ball be yeah? Balls in the stands right now Let's pretend you lose and make zero money what? Now now what can you guarantee? That'll say I'm sorry wait out of the trip what can you what can you give him? I'm not so sure about that honestly Jesus Christ, man Would you would you be willing to like make it a content series?

Yeah, I said I said I would document it. Ethan, can I say something? What if you just did a quick fundraiser, a 24-hour fundraiser online or something, I don't know how, a GoFundMe or something, and try to get, I don't know, $2,500 to meet him at 75%? I said I could come up with about a thousand to two thousand dollars to do it. I said most of it. I didn't say just ten thousand dollars. I said I would be able to come up with some of you. You just said I came off and offered to get to give some of it. I wasn't just asking right off the bat. So what do you need? Like if I said I'm gonna give you five grand are you gonna be able to play? No.

So then I see that's where I said one to two thousand I could come up with. Alright what about so what if he said what if he said seventy five hundred? I could make that work I could I can move some things around I could talk to some people I could get some things going. Alright let me flip this. How much are you guys willing to put in 200 bucks? I do. I would do 500 bucks. I would do 200 200 250. I'll do 250. Steven, would you put in? Yeah, 250. Yeah, but I expect a lot from this guy. So

250 from you, Danny. Yeah. Alright, so that's 1500 right there. And if he doesn't win anything Ethan I want to you to zoom into the yak and go through your room, and we all get to pick one thing that we get to keep Okay, make sure the dogs in the room All right, so that's 1500 right there. I'll put in Seven grand or 8500 Ethan okay, you come up with the other 1500 Yes, yes, and how are you getting there? People I know

I don't think he's gonna be able to get there. When is it? July 3rd or 2nd to the 6th. That's next week Hotel rooms too, right? Yeah, you need a hotel. It's the end of next week Expenses Is your mom there can I talk to your mom No, I know Well, I mean maybe you can get some other people around here willing to dance. Dan, Dan, Dan, can I just say something?

I think he's going to go there, knock at a hotel room, and be like, well, I'll bust anyway. Now that you've got, now that I've got $500 of skin in the game, I also don't. I'm from the reservations of your family for $7,500. Oh, man. This guy doesn't have a plan? At all.

Ethan, how confident are you in your poker prowess? Yeah. Have you ever played in a tournament that doesn't involve are you in your poker prowess? Yeah? If you're have you ever played in a tournament that doesn't involve your friends in your basement yes What did you finish I finished in the money? Mohican I believe pokers your life you play how often Um probably three to four times a week. It's a lot and then if not in person online Okay. All right You got to figure out the flight and hotel stuff because I don't i'm not I said I would do that Yeah, I could do that. All right when you figure that out

We'll we'll produce money I i'm willing to do this now that everyone else is in too because then we can make content out of it I mean should he take the tate role of filming mincy Yeah, oh, this is gonna be there right course to do that You could do that Mincy said on Twitter the other day that he has extra hotel rooms. Oh you see he was offering tate a hotel room What said it I have an extra? Same text change extra hotel room. Yeah, let's yeah, you know what let's make

Let's make Ethan mincey's problem. Yes Now I can see the whole vision coming together Ethan yes, you can do whatever you want this summer value. I like Carrie Ethan. He's got a valuable role. Yeah Okay, yeah, if that gets me to the dance. I'll do it Wait shares free no no look there How's all right? You put them on a text together TJ. He's just billing it to Barstool down the road all right all right Let's figure out this hotel thing flight, and then we can produce the money

Okay, also. How the fuck am I gonna get you this money? There's no way you have like a bank account or anything That part would be an issue. Yeah Do you not have a bank account I do but The actual logistics of getting out there. Yeah, that would be the conversation You get I could wire you the money, but I don't know where I'd wire it And then how are you gonna take it out about here's a question. Do you know do you know how to enter the World Series of Poker? Do you know yeah, you can do it online through the World Series of poker plus app. It's new this year, okay? All right, okay. He's got that

Can I pay for it myself like your entry when I was actually looking into that I think you could put like your card information And then we can go even you knew Even you knew that was a good idea. I have full faith. I'm excited for this. I think it will be funny. When this blows up in my face, I cannot blame anyone but myself. But if it doesn't blow up in your face

and it goes the right way, think of how smart you'll look. What's the chance it goes the right way? Ethan, when has it ever ended up the right way with you? He's due. Yes. I am due, and you've never seen it in the right way. Ethan, when has it ever ended up the right way with you? Well, he's due. Yes. I am due. And you've never seen it in a poker setting. I guess.

All right, so I'm thinking about this more. I guess the only positive spin zone I could throw out there is that my expectations are so impossibly low that him getting over those expectations are like maybe lasting like an hour and a half in the tournament Like it's so impossibly low that like I'm so braced for it that it doesn't right I'm the money's gone as soon as it's it's out of your ham lasting to the first cigarette break would be I mean It would be like holy fuck what a ride think it comes to like oh him oversleeping or missing a flight first Yeah, I'm not making it easy. What are your career wit winnings?

Paper I would actually have to sit down and do the math because a lot of it is cash games where it's individual That's just you and your friends paper. No. I'm talking about like games. I like mohegan Sun and stuff like one two What's the highest stake game you've ever been in? This is a bad idea. One three. What's he saying? One dollar three dollar blinds. Ethan where do you live?

Connecticut. Alright. So your poker game has never gotten beyond the Mohegan Sun? Mohegan Sun's a pretty big casino. Do you have a bar I? Use my mother's Well now I'm thinking I'm gonna be at the Ryder Cup in Central Massachusetts for the next three days And I might just have to have you come in In which case we know the guy with, that can hold anything in his pockets.

We're not having, oh my god no. We're not putting money in Mr. Fart. Mincy's our Fort Knox. Do you like, do you see how ridiculous this whole thing sounds? I have high hopes. I feel like we're seeing a new iteration of Ethan, right Ethan? Well he's unflappable and poker is the environment for that guys what's new about this person? what's new about you? new doesn't mean better all the time since the last iterations

um i don't have any wisdom teeth oh that's i'm sold that's not new right the lack of wisdom teeth feels whole a heel pretty new yeah, I'm taking out Removed yes, oh you got to take an out. I thought you just never had him. Are you hungrier? Are you more motivated in life? It's more room in my mouth That's good, that's true Less to chew with though all right. That was a funny line that was yeah Last to chew with though. All right. That was a funny line that was yeah

How old are you now Ethan 24 about to be 25 and in July All right, we'll figure this out we'll see this Christ I think we're it will say Well, let me know cuz if I have to move some money around get this Money around you don't when you say move money around you want to take it from somewhere you know the coin star I gotta talk to some people I gotta do stuff How much is your uncle paying you for the dog? hmm Pens if I walk if I watch him for like, you know a couple weeks I get paid a good amount but if it's like today where I'm just here for a couple hours, I get paid like ten bucks an hour. Okay

so Alright. Alright. Yeah We'll see I know this is the right move and we're gonna look back and we're like how do we doubt this I Have an idea to cover most of the cost what why don't we have him design a t-shirt no I'm not gonna ask our fans to fucking fund this I can't do that be a cool clear oh so there can't do that I can't eat them during the tournament we'll see all right that would cover most of your know this is a mistake I have to keep myself I'm not gonna make other people get involved in

this mistake besides you guys could be a cool shirt if he does well it's big even design a shirt let's see what we'll just see what the shirt looks like okay all right that'll be all right okay all right thank you Ethan we'll talk all right love you guys I love you I love, Ethan. We'll talk all right. Love you guys Love you, Ethan I'm not ready to say love you yet. He I can't I can't I can't quit him No, I'm to the point. I think I might be able to quit him. Yeah, I want to quit it. Yeah He's giving you nothing to quit. Yes

The most zero pressure If you quit he would have been fine if you were just like no Yeah, all right. Maybe that's a new thing. Maybe this is a challenge just say no Well, that's what they want It's different than like a nader mincy where it's like they're gonna play regardless and then I'll have Buyers remorse if they make a deep run. He has zero percent chance of playing if it's not by me I don't know if he can pull off getting there that's the thing I need to see hard evidence the gamble starts immediately right it's he needs to show that he can

get there and stay there and then still it's gonna be an hour and a big oh shit I have no one to watch my uncle's daughter can't go anymore do you think leaving Connecticut he's ever gotten past New York City Because we know he's been to the office in New York City has he ever has he ever gotten? I don't know Chad said do you think he has a real ID you think he could even fly my god? I'm even aware of a passport and you fly with a real you have to have a passport Oh, I'm gonna have to drive to Boston then No, you know that

Have to drive to Boston then you know the passport no you know that Yep you are no you I think there's like a super sign I think that they take you and mincey's fine like an interview is flying without it yeah Bring like a utility bill or something with your name and address on it All right, what is this? Oh? Invitation to the mostly sports cookout this week. That's our special episode our July 4th episode today today Yeah, I don't expect you to make it big cat, but you it's after the thing. We're doing it 2 o'clock So I just gonna be there no no We just used him for that. He's our sex appeal for the show

I mean this feels pretty good actual cookout? It's an actual cookout, yeah. I'll have some food. In the studio? Yeah, we bought a grill. Oh nice. You're grilling in the studio? Uh huh. Love it. Inside the studio there. Did we get a plus one? Yeah, you do. Who's your plus one? Let's see. Alright. You have a plus one? Who's your plus one? Does Jackie know about this? Let's see. Is it Jackie? Is she coming? Oh.

Wait, I would like to note, we invited Danny Conrad. Oh. Not Danny Smokes. I'll have to pass that along, see what he says. All right. We're gonna do this Ethan thing, right? Yeah, of course.

I need him out on the field. I don't care if he doesn't want to play. He's gonna be on the field for like a half an inning. Who gets more agitated with who first? Mincy or Ethan? Yeah. I don't even need him playing. I need him out just in that environment.

Well, there's no chance Mincy remembers who he is. What if he just goes... I just gotta start thinking about like what if he just wins? Can you get there mentally? No. Cause you can imagine Mince and Nate both winning, but you can't imagine this kid. I can't get there mentally him lasting two hours.

Again, I don't know that I can get to him successfully entering the paperwork. That too. Successfully navigating the process to get there. But do you see an entertainment factor in him being there with Ben? But he would have to like actually work. Right. He'd have to do the video. Yeah, I don't see him documenting I think you need tate there as well. I document

I think you'd get like one tweet being like I've arrived in in Vegas And then it would just be silenced then the next one would be like back in Connecticut Yeah, I feel like he would know gave it our all no he doesn't know better He said he's had two shots at Barstool sports I'll dream job. Oh, it's like he's having it funded by you There's I don't think I don't think I don't think my money bothers him at all like I don't think he's gonna feel any He's a good guy though. That's why I don't get about like he is, but I don't know if you could feel like I Think he would just text me just being like sorry boss we

tried our best yeah immortality still on the table it's something like that so maybe we need a third person to film Ethan yeah Brandon maybe pass man all right we'll. All right, we'll figure it out. Big undertaking. We'll figure it out. All right, let's spin the wheel, TJ. Good yak, guys. I'm out.

Won't see everyone until after the 4th of July. Oh my god. No show Friday. I'm in tomorrow. I'm in tomorrow. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. I'll be doing the Ryder Cup. That's right.

I don't have enough time to drive to Boston if I have to. What are the chances if I tell Ethan, hey, come meet me at This place to get cash you can even do that 11% Yeah, I don't even think he'll do that. It's 23% like a boss man. Sorry something came up Yeah, my uncle's dogs not feeling well. You'd bring the other you would like he'll text me be like hey Can you meet me halfway? Yeah, what time you sending me my uber? I'm like he'll text me be like hey can can you meet me halfway? Yeah, what time you sending me my uber?

Okay, mincy responded and said he's got a hotel room for him all right so all right. What is mincy doing? Free hotel at this Free room at this hotel great all right so first step nobody's worried about an Ethan and mincy are on the same Texting now. Yeah, that's a shame who gets two hotel rooms just in case just think for a plan discount Family discount I'm sure there was some sort of deception All right, it's a reset needed that Appreciate the diamondback guys for coming by those guys are really cool. I actually fucking love those guys They liked son of a boy dad and a new untold story

No, it's that counts. It's that gallon Yeah, I guess he did. Yeah, that's what he said. I was yeah member. I was into him a lot. Mm-hmm Yeah, really shoes could do some work. I Really liked him some work I really liked them all right all right saving them all tomorrow. Hey, let's have a good week everybody. Love you guys. Bye