The Yak - Joe Gatto Swings By as Big Cat's Cleaning Puke Out of His Car | The Yak 12-9-24

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

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Brandon and I will actually be here tomorrow, so crisis averted on that. Yeah. Sheesh. Hey, you don't have to carry a show with Titus and Danny now. Yeah. My back's already tired enough. I'm depressed. Why?

Oh, Bears. A lot. I have two things you guys can maybe help me through. One you can't help me through. The Bears is definitely one of them. I just did the Stretch podcast with Eddie and Chief and it was, I wanted to put a bullet in my head because we were just so, so, it's so down and it's, it made me realize that like the analogy I use is, you know those Facebook, there's like a, a, a, a, so, so, it's so down. And it made me realize that like, the analogy I use is, you know those Facebook,

there's like a staff at Facebook that their whole job is to just watch like horrific videos and like tag them for like, hey, this content. And those people end up with like terrible PTSD. I think that's what the Bears are doing to us, Danny. Yeah, it's just like two girls, one cup, three guys, one hammer on loop. Yeah, right. what the Bears are doing to us. Yeah, it's just like two girls one cup three guys one hammer on loop Yeah, right watching the Bears game. It's like I think we I think we should opt out for our own mental health, right? It's bad. What's three guys one hammer? Oh, you know, just three guys take a random homeless man in the woods and kill him with a hammer

Oh, I don't know that one. But yeah, yeah, so I some PTSD from that one. Yeah. Ripe age of 13. Yeah. But I'd still rather wear that. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that one's unfixable. It just is what it is. What's problem number two? The problem number two is fixable, maybe.

We're all adults here. We've all been in relationships, we've friendships, relationships with the opposite sex. There is a feeling, yeah,, you know, relationships, the opposite sex. There is some there's a feeling. Yes, so when you see an ex or maybe a friend in a different setting and they're having the best time of their life without you and they're smiling wider than you've ever seen them smile and you realize like a small part of you is like damn they've never smiled like

they've never laughed like that with me. Is this about me going to see Home Alone on Thursday? No it's not although I'm sure you had a great time I want to hear about it. This is actually about Stephen Che with Grootin' this weekend. Oh. Because I don't think I've ever seen someone happier. And it really, it hurt me being like, it's not like a Stephen Che, it's not like I'm mad at Stephen Che, it's more like I know I can never make him smile like that.

Yeah, but you had to know, right? I had to know, but it's still, that one was good. But like, him smiling with Grootin' is just like, damn, we can't make him laugh like that. You know what it was for me? Just the whole time he was pretty silent on the shred line, but he was still just so content and just had a natural smile on his face.

Yeah, right. Not even anyone saying anything to him. He was just at peace. Right, like part of me wants to be like, hey, just go move there. It's like, you'll just be happier no like honestly and I told you earlier but if I had my druthers and had an option I would choose to live here and I get that but I if I were to to make decisions

based on solely how I think people would live their best life I would choose for you to live there yeah you were happy there though Steve it is like it is like a dog you travel them out to a farm and they have a place to run and you look how happy they are running. Right right you're like man my little backyard didn't do anything for him. You like healed a baby deer back to health and now it's time to put him back in the wild. Yeah. He's even going to Gruden. I don't know if you have any you can find some clues but he was he was literally cheesing the whole time. I was just cheesing now. Just thinking about it. Yeah, he's definitely woke up this morning being like, man, that weekend was awesome.

It was a good weekend, but I was excited to come in today and enjoy my normal duties like this is great. I have an awesome life. So I have a lot of fun. But it would be even more awesome if you were, he also told me that he would have wiped the floor with everyone if he was applying for Gruden's grinder. Yeah, that's true. He probably would.

He probably would. He probably would, yeah. I didn't see the other candidates, but I imagine. One of the wildest things I think I've ever seen yesterday is we had a candidate yesterday who came back and he was invited back to watch the streams with me, Dave, and John, and Coach Gruden. And he was saying back to watch the streams with me, Dave and John and Coach Gruden and he was saying, Gruden was trying to get like actual football knowledge out of these people and

see how much they knew the game and Gruden was like, do you know all the like signs for all the different penalties and he was like holding and went like pretty basic and Dave was like, do you know what a personal foul is? To like like do the motion the guy had no idea It was just like that's the most basic day one like my kids know what that is like everybody knows what a personal foul is and Then he just looked at Dave straight Dave was like grilling this guy and then hours later Dave was like there's no way You watch football and the guy was like I watch every single box game like and you're excited their records and all this stuff

And he's like, I've I've just don't know what a personal file. I kind of like that though. He cares about the game. Yeah Didn't care about the rats you say he doesn't know this the Signal right here. Yeah Just this just this yeah, just had no idea I Kind of like that. Yeah, I did too. Like that guy cares about football. He didn't care about refs. Yeah, but he would have seen it. The penalties like the referees like you know what this is? The hand signals turn the refs? I don't know all of them. You don't? I don't. Which ones don't you know? Hold. You know Yeah

You don't go for some You don't know what a personal file sing was from the referee was screwed No, but what so what can you tell it can you give us like the best clips from the, did you guys post a video of all the interviews? Yes, that got posted at 9 Eastern on Sunday morning. Show us all the moments. Can you compile like the best moments? I wanna see them.

Some of these guys were complete mutants. Did you see the one with the social, they gave them each a social media with no followers, but just to see what they would post during the game and one of the guys it was What do you say he said self-miscommunication, I like that Second on football, a lot of football. Lot of football. Lot of football. Lot of football. Lot of football. Lot of football.

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Lot of football. Lot of football. Lot of football. Lot of football. Lot of football. Yes, that's the guy who can't stop saying sir Yes So this guy was the most nervous guy I've ever seen in my life and it was it was tough because he gave a presentation Which included a video himself like acting normal and talking normally and this guy was stammering and it was it was it was a tough Scene like you he was hunched it was he couldn't communicate. So is he not, he's not in the running? I think decisions are to be made. Okay. But Dave's interaction with him after was

basically confronting, he's like, you're lying to me. He's like, unfortunately, he's like, that makes me like you more. Yeah. Yeah, because he's an interesting guy. Yeah, so. I just saw the picture of him and all of them lined up and I was like, this is perfect. Yeah, yeah. he's an interesting guy. Yeah, so I just saw the picture of him and all lined up and I was like this is perfect Yeah, yeah, it was a good group on Sunday. So what was Gruden's facility like and so we just over the moon

It's a it's an old dentist's office. Yeah, you go and it's kind of in like a Florida e business park that's on a pond and look at this. I mean I Want three and five right now three and five I can't get enough of just looking at them seven and six are a little too normal looking yeah nine could never work night nine nine throw him out is that their muck shots up on the board they everyone took pictures just so we can I'd because were, I think, eight or nine of them. Yeah, three and five. Three is the heavy favorite.

What was Three's deal? Musical theater? Yeah, musical theater. He was Chip for Beauty and the Beast. With a little teacup? Yeah, Dave tweeted a picture out of him. He is an interesting guy. He is a voice that you cannot replicate it was the highest voice

I've ever heard and he was I think he said he was five four 120 pounds soaking wet So this guy's getting hired here regardless if he gets this job or not. Dave loved that guy So can we hear his voice? I will find a clip for you. Find a clip. What's his deal? The first thing you say is he's chipped in the beauty and the beauty That came out the second day We'll find a clip for you. Find a clip. What's his deal? The first thing you say is he's chip and beauty and the beast. Chip and beauty and the beast. That came out the second day. But a tea cup.

That's point number one is. As soon as he spoke, I knew that day would come. It was once upon a time chip. Yeah, but Steven is, he was living his best life. The shred line looked like it went off without a hitch and he was just smiling ear to ear the whole time. And I just was like, damn. Sorry if I miss this, but was it Gruden who hit up Che

and was like do you want to do a show with me? Like how did this come to be? Good question. So he pitched this concept to Dave I guess when they first signed on and Gruden had a good first meeting and Dave pitched it to me as me, him and Gruden and that was it and this was like not even 10 days ago. So you guys do it on Sundays via Zoom?

Sundays, it'll be remote and we'll do it, I don't know, Streamy or Zoom, but remote. And yeah, it'll be easy right after the Gambling Cave streams end for the second game right up until kickoff of Sunday night. So yeah, it's perfect. Do you think Gruden respects your football knowledge or your Bucks fandom more?

Does Gruden know works both does Gruden know Stephen Che good answer both is there gonna be a moment where the light bulb goes off? What's Gruden? Yeah, this is a weird it happened yesterday. What happens tough scene? Oh, no Tell us because this is one of my favorite things We I think we talked about it last week like the idea that there are tribes out there That have never been contacted by the outside world That's kind of like che when like che is presenting as a normal human being and then Once you sit in a room with che for more than an hour. You're like, oh, this is fucked up We got along very well

There was one where he didn't seem to like my my scoop on something I said I scoop on Aaron Rodgers because we're talking about the Jets Dolphins game was coming down to the wire and What was your scoop? My scoop was that Aaron Rodgers? Bought a house in New Jersey I guess like a year or two ago when he moved there with the Jets and He put down a deposit to get solar panels on his house. Oh you had the same guy DM you Yeah, okay, and he recently canceled that on his house. Oh, you had the same guy DM you? Yeah. OK.

And he recently canceled that deposit. Got it. Yeah, I got it. I got that DM as well. Potentially looking to move. Yeah. He didn't do the solar panels. All right, so find us this.

I want to hear this guy's voice. And then I also want to see Gruden figuring out that you're a weirdo. Hey, stand right here next to the table. Just for this is just a fun exercise. I would lose a game or we get our ass kicked. I still sit around like this and I can hear the media calling me a fucking idiot. Just stand next to me and totally just rip into me. Like I fucked the game up.

Go ahead. You want me to rip into you? Yeah, like you're a voice in my head. You see what I'm saying? Oh so I'm a voice in your head, okay. Yeah. John why the fuck did you call that play? It was third and two and you didn't run the ball. Be harsher, be worse. You just needed a fucking field goal. What were you doing John? You would have won the game. I like this guy. The cockade expired. You lost. You lost to the 0-16 Browns. They were going to gonna go on 17. You're a fucking idiot John What was the moment that Gruden found out that you were weirdo

Just during the game is I don't think it was that big of a deal. Well, we got along very well. What was it? Yeah, it was just kind of been passing with the iron rogers like that comment Oh that one was even told him that he was just like what the hell's going on. Yeah, he was like Oh, maybe he just doesn't like solar panels You think chaise that is happy that looks like Dave at his happiest Well Dave circumstance Dave's at his happiest like new toys to play mutants lining up And under pressure. I know Dave liked all the guys after day one for sure yeah

It is Jacob Jacob's got a shot How did you do? How did Jacob do? I thought Jacob did pretty well He gave Gruden a painting he made which was very nice. Oh, and then Dave gave Jacob a lot of praise Saying that he doesn't know Jacob very well, but everything he's heard about Jacob, the compass spider and Dave was like, there's no higher praise than that in my book. Yeah. Jacob also tried to walk on to Florida for straight years. Four straight years. That's running back exactly who Gruden's looking for. Yeah, that's a grinder. Yeah. Year one, we found out he just didn't bring cleats

Which was tough for him year two though, he fixed that he did I did yeah, yeah So great weekend. It was a weekend. Yeah, but I'm gonna have to be back. I love waking up. I think am I right? I was I was I was a part of me like I had a lot of fun, but I also sad I didn't get to watch games with you guys, but I was sad not having you yeah Yeah, but nice to have you here shout out the tech team. They did win the free back Oh, yes, finally you said you're sad that he wasn't here. He was watching football games with John Gruden He was not sad to be missing it with us. No. I mean I like the coolest thing I got going is watching football my pals. I do I do think I the coolest thing I got going is watching football my pals I do I do

Even cherry the camaraderie in the in the gambling is always high On it is some big bet yesterday was bucks, too Yeah bucks I was gonna FaceTime you and they're fucking around was we were all very nervous, but also the We're watching for the producers because they had James Cook for the producers because they had James Cook. I know there was a lot of debate on who to take. Yes. So the producers did not win their free bet, which sucks. And Brandon watched his first NFL game. What'd you think Brandon?

No. Said he didn't get it. I watched plenty of NFL. What's the call for personal foul then? She's in the middle's the call for personal file then? She's like a jumper. What's your favorite? What's your favorite hand signal call Jay? I know I know the NFL only cuz NBA. I definitely I know your NFL answer. Oh first down no What's NBA? Block for sure there's a call you do way more for NFL. Oh yeah. Yeah. Clock reset.

Clock reset. He loves a lot. I'd like to see his best block call. Yeah. Let's see the I lost it down. It looks like you're getting your dicks up. I like rough in the passer and I mean really it's a sorry intentional grounding intentional. Yeah. I mean if this is a LeBron and somebody slides in this fourth quarter of a playoff game, it's 104-103 with 39 seconds left. LeBron drives the lane. Here's your block call. Okay. So you got, the best part is them running in and making the emphatic call.

So whew. Baaaah. Oh wow. Very hard. I don't. Blow the whistle. It didn't really. Big, hard against the hips.

It didn't really live up to what I expected it to be. I don't know what's up, but good block call is good. Remember when that was a Joey Crawford that did the block call and he skipped? Yeah. Skipped like four steps. Oh yeah, yeah. That's always, that's always fun. He's right.

Block call from a good fired up NBA ref is probably the best one. Although a mad college official or a fired up college official playing to the crowd doing the charge and pointing the other way. I was going to say, like, a charge is more, they get more fired up to the charges than blocks. You get something for it, yeah. Do professional refs ever get, like, caught up in it?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Is there like a favorite? They know when the crowd's going to love what they're about to say. What's our guy in the big ten the high knees? Yeah, uh Teddy no Ted Valentine TV Teddy. Uh fucking he just did a game. I watched last time. What's his name? It's something Anderson

Yeah, search hiding Own it down or they're like keep whatever I think let him do what they're gonna do There's one big ten ref who just he'll just high knees the fuck out of the first couple possessions, get the blood flowing, it's always ridiculous looking. If you can find it to you. High knees. Yeah, here it is. There it goes.

Look at him, look at him. Yeah, he's bouncing. Yeah. He's, yeah, he does it every game. But yeah, Stephen, I actually think that not knowing everything about the refs is actually a plus because it's like you're watching more About the game you are obsessed with refs you're obsessed with guys getting hit on the sideline camera guys. Yep suits

Yeah All kinds of shit like that. How was it? How Jeffrey Anderson Jeff? How was everyone's weekend good started my Christmas shopping yeah didn't get very far but I started it Big T said that his Christmas shopping is done by November 24th yeah and he said he said to me he said your Christmas shopping should be done by the time December hits that doesn't make any sense. Big tea shops or maybe one person, two people. I have a family of five people. Yeah.

And Daryl and Cheryl. And Cheryl and Daryl, yeah. And Cheryl might be pregnant, and we're not really sure. What? Do they get pregnant? Do in captivity parakeets, or are they fixed at birth? I don't know. I don't know.

Is she going to pop an egg out? Why do you think she's pregnant? She's twice the size of Darryl? Oh my god She has I don't know if she's eating all the food, but she is twice the size of he oh my god So this miracle so she's women always letting themselves go. He's puffy man. She's she's she's plump and he's They're like some bigger. Yeah, maybe it says she's in a relationship for the first time and she's just Give it up. I got too comfy. Yeah How long do parakeets live a while if they're taking care of I think I honestly thought those would die like

I'm shocked. They're still going I I I thought we would accidentally let them out You still could do you interact with them go home and actually I I say good morning boys Calling both boys. I don't know why but I say good morning and hello every time I get home and they'll sing to me a little bit They'll talk to me and who feeds him. Well, uh my I think my wife and my my good kid my best kid feeds him He's responsible and feeds everybody. He feeds the rest of my family sometimes. Yeah, 10 to 15 years. Yeah, I think they can go a while. Now, yesterday I got home, and we got lucky.

Yesterday was a 51 degree day in Chicago, in Chicago suburbs, and I said, where are the birds? And my wife said, oh, shoot, I left them outside. So she puts them out on the deck to get some sunlight. If it had been a cold day, we might have lost them. Yeah. It was a beautiful day yesterday.

Beautiful day. Wonderful day today. I know. My lake is frozen, but now it's 51 today and it's 51 yesterday. I'm worried it's going to unfreeze real quick, but there were people out there. So I said I'm going to walk out there yesterday and I got home and I walked out there Well, it was warm and the surface of the ice was very very slippery. It was it was troublesome getting back Yeah, I almost fell multiple times I walked out there for what just to test the test the I see if it's okay test failed I would have fallen I would fall into water

But there were the only reason I tested is because other people were out there. So I said they can do it. I can do it Yeah It's gonna be But there the only reason I tested is because other people were out there. So I said they can do it. I can do it Yeah it's gonna be 19 degrees on Thursday, but just for Thursday, I'm gonna have the hockey rink We'll be able to play hockey. Hopefully we don't Don't play it. We don't what? She never gets cold. I'm at that point of the winter where it's like I'm just doing the 10-day forecast being like oh man if we can get to 10 more days

Yeah, we're officially like, we know like six days ahead of time it's about to be 48 degrees. Right. But we're like, oh, that's pretty nice. We haven't had a big snow yet. No, we had that one dumping that was only here for like five hours. I know.

Just get us through December. Yeah. Do you think freezing to death would be the worst way to go out? I feel like it might be. I think we have this conversation. Again, not go burning. I don't wanna say freezing's be the worst way to go out? I feel like it might be. I think we have this conversation. Again, not go burning. I don't want to say freezing is like a peaceful way to go, but I feel like at a certain point you just kind of drift off.

Yeah, I think you go crazy. You kind of get a little delirious and then you're kind of having a good time for a minute. I think you get warm again, like mentally. Yeah. What about the Everest people? Do they just fade? They just... But they also, it's not just freezing, it's lack of air, right? Yeah. Yeah.

I still think drowning. Drowning's gotta be... I feel like, I feel like burned to death, you would, you, it would happen, you would die so much faster. No, I don't think you do die fast when you burn to death. I think you die... You get your skin ripped off. Oh! What about that?

I'd say burning's worse than drowning. Oh. Shut up, dog. That's Jake's dog. Oh Yeah, he said yeah, how did he include and get along good good he I've never seen him happier Everybody's happy. It's so happy. You're done there. It's brutal. I'm trying really not to be like I'm just trying to be like hey look. I want people to be happy. Let's just go go be happy just go go be happy look at this oh look at that oh my god I've never seen that I think that was that might have been the guy oh my god it's like a woman

over laughing at a first date yeah that might have been a guy calling to give me guff about Saquon Barkley so I was giving you some guff yeah classic giving you guff so I'm a good time did youff about Saquon Barkley. I was giving you some guff. Classic giving you guff. I'm having a good time. Did you think you were an idiot for the Saquon Barkley take? Yeah. I also said I liked Will Levis

and he just shouldn't have me for that. Good time. Some good guff. Back to holiday shopping for parents, do you guys still have a day where you're like, all right, honey, we're going to the mall, we're gonna be shopping for, is it all online now? I do. All online. I for is it all online now. I

Like to do mine in person. I like I still like to go in person, too but I usually just like walk around don't buy anything and then go home and now I will call the law I will use my in-person Scouting to buy online sometimes. Okay. I like find some stuff I like and then just go home and buy it if the lines too long or something like that But I like to buy in person a lot. I do it all online It's also fun this time of year like finding out shit that your kids are into that you didn't even know like where someone wants A Harry Potter wand. Oh, I've never had Harry Potter in my house. Hmm. I'm even fucking I've never read a book I've never seen Harry Potter. He wants a Harry Potter wand. Sure. So how does that happen?

I think it's just the kids in his class. Kids in the class are talking about it. Yeah. Kids in his class get like, the things that will happen in class that then they like, there was a day, I don't know, two months ago where my son just started bro-ing me. And it's just, it's just like, I'm doing it, bro. And he'll say that to me.

I was like, all right, I guess that's how it goes now. It's not bedtime yet, bro. My son puked all over my car on Saturday. That was a fun way to go. He's puking. And I had, I fucking had it too, because we were walking out of lunch and I saw it in his face and I was like,

are you gonna puke? And he was like, no. And then we got in the car, he puked everywhere. You lied to me. I don't know. I asked you specifically. Was he sick or he'd, I don't know, he puked everywhere. You lied to me. I asked you specifically. Was he sick or he ate something? I don't know.

He might have been a little sick. And it was just, he didn't blame me because I made him eat one single noodle at lunch. He wasn't eating. So he looked sick. And I was like, just try to eat one. And then after he puked, he's like, I told you you shouldn't have made me eat that noodle.

I'm like, I don't think it was the noodle, dude. You puked a lot. But yeah, the car puke is the worst. How many random pukes are you getting at the age of two and three still? Dozens. Dozens? Yeah, it's never, it's never, they don't throw up like a normal human being where they're like, oh, I think I'm gonna throw up,

let me go to the bathroom. They'll just throw up wherever they're standing. Yeah, there's no nausea. It just comes. It's just blah. And then they're like, oh, I think I'm gonna throw up. Let me go to the bathroom. They'll just throw up wherever they're standing. Yeah, there's no nausea. It just comes. It's just blah. And then they're fine. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of major puke,

and then immediately, like I'll be reading my son a book on my lap, and all of a sudden he just barfs up water and hot dogs or something. Yeah, right. And then he's like, anyways, he like, yeah, right. What the fuck? You're like, god damn it.

Shouldn't have eaten all those hot dogs and chugged them with water after. She happens just like that. We're eating good over at my house. Hot dog soup. Yeah, and I took the car to the car wash, but I think I'm just going to have a faint smell of puke in my car forever now. Because that one noodle.

You know that faint smell where it's not overpowering, but you can just catch a whiff and you're just like, God damn it. Yeah. The worst is the wood chip smell in elementary school. Whatever that stuff is they'd put on the puke I don't know what that is but oh God you just took god damn it takes you back. That does take you back Do you guys remember all the kids that puked in your I can remember pretty much every single kid that puked in my class

How and why? Shocking funny. I think it's more kids who pee their pants for sure I can remember I do remember a certain pukes. Yeah, what what age is peeing pants? Like do you get made fun of fast third grade? Yeah? You'll never have a shitting yes. We had a shitting in high school on the football field. Yeah on the football field Yeah, we have one in class. Oh Rare yeah, yeah because that I'm nervous about that cuz like I don't want my kids to be those kids But like go my son came home the other day

I guess he was sick now that I'm playing it all out because he he was wearing different pants like what happened He's like I farted in class and water came out That wasn't water, dude Brown water water came out You sharded Yeah, so third grade we think yeah, his kindergarten is still too young. Yeah, I think I think so probably yeah Cuz he seemed unfazed. He's not seemed like a kid who who like Chartered his pants that everyone's like, ha ha. Right.

He thought it was funny. People noticing is the difference. Yeah. No one notices it didn't happen. Yeah. And then I still shit my pants once a year. So it happens. It happens.

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Well Kate I was about to say looks like I just did a little Christmas shopping It's in my hands. I want that I Couldn't help but notice earlier big Cat was setting up the whole Che thing talking about when you're at your happiest and it just gets you out of this office and somewhere else and you're smiling and you could not be and Kate immediately cut in and was like yeah that was me. That was me on Thursday and Friday. Yeah so what happened? I watched Home Alone with a bunch of people. I don't know if it's the magic of the season. You mean you watched Home Alone, just the movie?

I drove all the way there. They literally, no one came out beforehand and like here's some of the cat, nothing. You drove to where? Indianapolis. Yeah, which by the way, again, there was the show in Rosemont. Which I didn't realize, Rosemont is Chicago.

Otherwise I would have planned differently. It's out by the airport. Yep, very close. Instead I drove three hours. They just play the movie and then I thought afterwards maybe they'll bring out something, maybe they'll hype up. Also I made us dress up. Nobody dressed up. What? Nobody. And I thought it was a quote along. First couple times I was like, yeah, I was like quoting along and people were giving me the stink eye. It was not. So you just went and saw the movie. Yeah. And then afterwards, McCauley Culkin does come out and he sits with he was vaping like a mofo

every two seconds. But he comes out with this guy, I didn't even know who the other guy was who asked him a couple questions. Harry really did bite his finger hard enough to leave a permanent mark on his finger. That's the only takeaway I got from this. And like three questions in, my cousin was like, do you want to just go to the bar? And I was like, yeah. So we left. Although it wasn't what I thought it was. It wasn't what I thought it was. You said you dressed up. What was your outfit? We wore the John Candy Kenosha Kickers. Polka, polka, polka. And we had, I brought instruments

for us to wear. That's me and my cousin. And we had, I brought instruments for us to wear. That's me and my cousin. And we thought that everyone was gonna be partying. We thought it was gonna be, it was not the vibe. That was not. Those are sick jackets though. It was fun, they're very warm and I felt cool in it. Where in Indy was it?

The Murat Theater. The Murat, yeah. But afterwards did a bar crawl. Have you seen, have you gone to gone to the house? We thought Macaulay Culkin was there He was he was afterwards. It was like we literally sat there. Nothing happened beforehand They played the movie for the whole theater, which was sold out by the way And then afterwards he came out answered a few questions and that was it So like we paid like $85 a ticket to watch Home Alone. Yeah, I thought people would dress up So did I.

There was not a single other person dressed up? There was a couple people in like, you filthy animal sweaters, but nobody, I was expecting like niche, like. Right, like the pizza delivery guy. Like me and my aunts went to see The Sound of Music, and we all dressed up as brown paper packages tied up with strings.

So that's not this audience. Kate, how many movies would you go to and you'd be able to dress up for? You got like 10 of those? 20 of those? Whatchamacallit is a great one. The Dude Abides. Big Lebowski.

The Big Lebowski theme nights are great. Mean Girls, quote along, I went to. And people dress up. I thought there was going to be niche. Like, I was expecting to see like a tarantula. Wait, is this a certain type of thing you're just into? Just going to these movie events? That's why I drove all the way to Indianapolis.

I thought. It seems fun. But I thought it was just a home alone thing. I didn't know it was multiple movies for. I'm into the whole. They didn't. It feels like they should stop after the first act, and then McCauley comes out, and you

can talk to him about that. There was nothing special about it. It was just like, you show up, they play the movie, and then it was over. He could have just done this at home. Yeah, like when his family disappears, he should come out and talk about it. Yeah, and then talk about what you've seen so far,

like how the shooting process went, whatever. I also thought like before the movie started, I thought like Buzz was gonna run out and be like, I wanna hear all you motherfuckers going along. Like I thought. Do you think Macaulay Culkin remembers the shooting? Yeah, he was what, nine, 10? He definitely does.

What do you remember about being nine and 10? Oh, I remember everything. I don't remember anything. I remember everything I remember every at bat I had for the Astros that layer white Chevrolet Astros that year I remember I remember every Mississippi State game I went to yeah, I remember all of it I I think I have a good night. I don't remember. I don't think it's I do What was the second pitch of the second a bat? Oh Jerome baskin threw a ball up and under my chin Jerome baskin for the Metropolitan's I believe I have like foggy memories of yeah, like yeah, I I know I played little league baseball

I don't remember what our record was you don't remember Remember certain at bats that you could have done differently No, I remember a bunch of those. I remember like high school stuff, but like not have you guys seen Eddie? Oh? Boys are back come here Eddie. I want you guys see any I Told how he's a he's Macklemore I do too I was I like taking back when I saw it whoa Do you kind of do this a little bit right or no?

Yeah, sure. Look at me, Eddie. Can you break this down for me and explain what am I looking at here? Yeah, that's what I'm trying to be sense of. What, like, what's going on? Can you like give me like a rundown? Oh, like how it happened for me? Well, what are, is this all natural here?

No, no, no. So yeah, this is all natural. Yeah, yeah, it's all natural. So they only cut this all natural here? No, no, so yeah, this is all natural Yeah, it's all net. Well, they only cut you around the edges, correct? Yeah. Yeah, they gave me yes exactly I was just making fun of chief like two weeks ago for getting the Andrew Schultz cut and then life came and be quick This is what I got. So it's uh, basically everyone else needed a lot of hair I kind of needed just like not as much so I like kind of grease the doctor up to be like Hey, can I just get like the back shaved and he did it so oh Yeah, you don't look I like this hair at all really Eddie blinders looks like you yeah

It looks like you took a big swing on a haircut, but it doesn't look like you went to Turkey or anything Yeah, I know it's just good, but I you know me for a long time. Yeah No, it's not but I like it. I'm a blunt in the background kind of guy Yeah, I said between him and the Macklemore haircut and Dave looking amazing with a shaved head It's like they just had like went to a salon for a new hairstyle. Not even Dave turkey socks Dave That shirt that shirt was unreal Yeah, he bought like ten of them. I like a market. He got his head shaved and everything else about him Just became hotter his wardrobe. Yeah, dude. He was I

Feel weird like explaining him like this because I've known for so long, and you know he's like he's generally a curmudgeon He was like the sweetest guy in the world. What? Yes, do you think the hair transplant like reordered his brain it might it may have He got the surgery the day before me and like him and Rudy and Ken Jack went first and after how you doing it's like oh it's fine dude you're gonna be all right like she's super nice about it which is out of character is yeah then I went me and Nicky smokes with the next day it's like kind of painful like people are digging into your head to shit and I'm like Dave that sucked way more than you lied.

I was like, yeah, I just didn't want to scare you. Oh my god. That was nice, though. That's right. It was like the disk, like such a contrast from how you saw it. But Eddie, you weren't balding, were you? I was thinning on the crown, thinning up top. I never would have done this if it was like something

I had to go out and do. I can't stop laughing about this here, you. It's ridiculous. Yeah. I like it, though. Wait, so you just got the top. And can't stop laughing about this hair now. It's ridiculous, yeah. I like it though. Wait, so you just got the top. And I got a little up front too. Okay.

You see like there's like a little line. Yeah, yeah. See? And how long is it gonna take? So like the results fully come in like a year from now. Okay. Yeah. So Dave won't have like full hair for another year?

Yes, correct. Wow. Correct. But he likes the shaved look, finally? Yes, correct. Wow. Correct. But he likes the shaved look, finally. Yeah, that's what he said. That's what he says afterwards. He's like, Dave, how do you feel about everyone saying you look good? He's like, well, now I just know I can do it and it'll grow back.

I was worried it was going to grow back. When I get the hair back, I might just shave it down like a Dustin Poirier haircut. Yeah. You mean like a fade? That's how he describes a fade. I think KFC commented it. It was hilarious how quick Dave had the Dustin Poirier reference.

Yeah. He knew it was ready. Been on his Etsy dream board forever. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's weird being that far ahead. I mean, still facing the jet lag. So how much longer are you gonna be asking

the barber for a zero on the sides? I can't go to the barber. This is just it. Did you like Istanbul? It was nice. It was like I felt super safe and everything and it felt honestly felt like Manhattan. Really? Like it was just like instead of Starbucks and fucking pizza shops it was kebabs and local coffee. Hmm. Huh. Yeah. Did you make any friends? Yeah I had a translator. She was very nice. Yeah. What about the guys who... the stoolies? The stoolies are great, actually.

There was like this... there's like this Canadian guy who like kind of stole the show. He's like this little 5'5 Canadian guy, and he was just like bullshit. Howie? No, not Howie. There's another guy. Howie was great, too. But this guy, Paolo, he got screwed because they said his donor hair was not good. Oh. And he was like... kept I keep getting hosed guys every every turn I'm getting hosed

He was great. What about uh was there who was there a guy from Chicago? There was a few I think yeah I met one of their friends. He called him a schlub. Hey. Yeah. Yeah, no a lot of people. Yeah Look at you. I didn't use to address the steroid delegation Yeah, steroids. I told him about how you did steroids. Yeah, Panama City Beach 2013. Oh, yeah For how long two weeks and how to make you look is that long enough? No, it's not You know, you want to get a little swole before spring break. Yeah Keep the system didn't work guys. How was Donnie as a chaperone? Because we we talked before about like Donnie is so well traveled that I think going anywhere with him you would

Feel like you have a security blanket, but then also some of the videos he puts out he just dives into anything Maybe you shouldn't be that comfortable. Yeah, Donnie Would did you feel comfortable with Donnie leading the way it was it was good to have a tour guide with that much expertise But then it's like your tour guide who, like, doesn't let you wear a seat belt. Yeah. You know, like, you're going to, like, something might happen. Yeah, yeah. Bad.

Still a little chaotic. Exactly. But no, he was great. Donnie was great. The worst part was we couldn't booze. Like, because of the transplant or because of the culture? The transplant. So 72 hours before you can't drink, and then you can't drink after.

So 15 bald guys just walk around Okay, drink. What do you do? That's why white socks Dave was nice Y'all just took away the ability to drink out maybe yeah He just became George Costanza when he couldn't fuck hey much pretty much how much longer could you not drink for after? We can't drink for like 14 days So it's not after so it's like a lot can't drink for two weeks. Yeah, no caffeine. No ejaculation. What? What? I think they made some of this up. Yeah, I don't. I can't ejaculate. What would nutting do to your head? I swear. Ask Nicky Smokes. He's beside himself. He's

like, if I know Smokes. Yeah, he's breaking some of these rules. Yeah, we got like a WhatsApp group chat where it's all we're telling everybody crank it yet You know everyone's just kind of on edge and so now what when's the next follow-up? I think six months. I think we're gonna try to get all the stoolies here, and we're gonna see who got How do you follow up from here? Do you do like a zoom call with yeah? The doctor looks you I won the wooly mammoth award to Oh Congrats was the least amount of graphs oh I won the wooly mammoth award to Oh Congrats was the least amount of graphs. Oh 3200 oh, that's not a lot. Oh, it's not bad the guy. I don't know what that all yeah, we have no reference

The guy how we had 5600 he won. Well, that's how that's classic. How is Howie how is a fucking card? Why why would you no offense to Howie? But your name is Howie. You're not the best looking. Yeah. I feel like bald guys named Howie. That's just kind of what they do. Oh how I always get bald. Yeah. Like he should. He kind of went against nature there. A bald Howie is someone that you could be like yeah let's get Howie over here. Sitting at a diner somewhere. Right. America's got talent. It's like a girl named Agnes shouldn't be getting fake tits right you're just your Agnes. You're bald Howie Yeah, it works. Are there girls named Agnes? Oh, yeah, Aggie They're rare

Sounds like you guys had a great time though. It was awesome. Honestly, like I really had no I like Intention ever travel internationally. I'm fine with a Mexico here and there. Honestly, no wonder you guys are all glowing. They're not jerking off, they're not drinking. It's not even the hair, it's the other. You're leading good lives all the time. Yeah, you don't get much sleep though. You gotta sleep on an inner tube the first day.

What? And you bleed all over it, it's kinda fucked up. Oh, that's gross. Yeah, because they pump your head, your SpongeBob SquareHead, like they inflate it. At what point will y'all realize that maybe y'all all got scammed? I think we're in good care.

OK, all right. Nicky Smokes doesn't look as bad anymore. Rudy looks good. Swirling's gone down. I haven't seen Rudy. He looks all right. Someone told Nicky Smokes looks like he had a guardian cap on. Yeah, he did.

He did. Are there a lot of other people outside of your group walking around? Because I just picture like Turkey these days. Like you just walk around the streets. It's like half the dude you see. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

It's the norm. It is that pronounced? Like, what's up, brother? How many days in? Yeah. You just talked to Shiappala, how many graphs? It's very much everywhere. Did anyone in Turkey make fun of you?

Or like, were they like poking fun at you guys a little bit? Or it's like, no, they're so used to it now, they don't even? I think when we were squatted up, we were getting some looks, you know? Because it's like so ridiculous. 15 guys in bandages. But other than that, it's like, you know, whatever. Did you feel good with you did look

like a mob boss in multiple different photos and videos? Dude, yeah, that was completely unintentional. Because you can't get your hair wet. That's another thing. So 30 no direct sunlight no wetness the most This guy's going to jail for life But yeah that guy he had an umbrella I didn't I was like hey you mind if I we share an umbrella and it came Out like that Which you can't wash your hair for how long you wash your hair?

But you got to like put it in your hand, you gotta pat it. And then you gotta do the old big daddy, like pour a pitcher of water on it. It's gotta be real slow. For how long? I think that's two weeks. So you need assistance with that, right? Or are you doing it yourself?

I do it myself. What am I gonna do? Yeah. You wanna come over and do it? That's what I was trying to get to. I could feel it. That was what I was trying to get to Good Anyone else experience swelling like niki smokes was that normal was he freaking out? That was not that for our trip

It is kind of normal for some people because they say you can't look down your phone is then it's just like all He must have been like really you can't do anything. Yeah, you can't do anything getting your head stabbed was like the least Oh, that's part. Yeah, no, you can't do anything getting your head stabbed was like the elite the last part Yeah, no diet coke. No sugar. Yeah, right for how long I think that's like seven days So that's where about I think that is what's going on. It's just you guys are you have the most clean living Yeah, yeah, yeah, not some people didn't follow it perfectly But what if all these things were secretly the way to grow back hair They didn't do shit. Yeah, it's all one day scared you and they were like don't jerk off. Don't drink beer

That's how your hair comes made you start living right for five minutes. Yeah, that's that's asleep get sleep Yeah, all right. It's good to have you back. Yeah, you look good. I'm happy to be here I like that. I kind of want you to keep this haircut Man, this is that's all I had Eddie. I think it looks pretty good. I do too I don't think it looks like we saw Nikki smokes and we saw other guys you you're coming out pretty good Yeah, I think I'm too fat for this haircut Like I got like the fold in the back. I don't know man Yeah, the fold in the back you did show show everyone the full and I got like and I got like the bench warmers mushroom Yet another step closer to jelly roll yeah, that's true man. Jelly. Yeah, I should do the tattoos

closer to a jelly roll. Yeah, that's true. Me and jelly roll. Yeah, I should do the tattoos. Alright, well thanks Eddie. Have a nice day. Good to see you. Good to have back. I like that haircut. Oh, now I see the roll. Yeah. You can't not see it. Yeah, it's creased. He brought attention to it. Deeply creased back of his head. I Like that haircut though, I don't know some about it. I did think it was a wig when he walked So yeah, I think it's the definition of the plug like the line. Yeah, you can really looks fake. Yeah looks fake They're calling him Kim Jong-ed in the chat Brandy would you the do the Steven Singer ad? Your favorite, even though you hate him.

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has more personal pride than a guy like me, but if someone gave me a million dollars a week for 15 years guaranteed, my ass wouldn't be doing shit. I would become the worst baseball player. Yeah, why would you be good at baseball? What are you doing? You don't have to worry about it. You don't have to work really hard at all

for the rest of your life. And he gets to get out of New York. That was the only thing I was thinking of. Would you... Living in New York, being that rich is cool, but it still is like, you still have to deal with some of the bullshit of New York. And the taxes and the agent fees

Like I even was that even even though I don't I wish he hadn't done it But like Chris Bryant kind of did it right where he went to Denver. Yeah, you probably got a huge fucking house No one bothers him. Yeah, the press doesn't isn't gonna be like if he has one bad month They're not like hey you made you made five million dollars this month And you didn't hit a fucking home run So you say it should work in the inverse instead of getting good and then going to a New York or Chicago in LA a giant Market that's gonna be scrutin scrutinizing you you

Get good, and then you go to Pittsburgh you go to Kansas City and have the nicest for the nicest house I guess you do live in that city for only the summer. I bet my home has a hell of a life. Yeah, like, I don't know. I guess Arizona's pretty hot in the summer. Yeah, Denver's a good one. But yeah, like San Diego would be pretty sick. Yeah. Just being like, I'm gonna go live in San Diego.

No one's gonna really bother me. But you can also, he's gonna play in New York until he's 40, and then he can live any single where ever you can do anything he wants ever baseball players really do have it the baseball players just don't ever go in the cold they got spring training somewhere nice yeah they just never have to deal with cold weather it's pretty nice life they're like golfers someone pointed out when succession was on that they never wear heavy coats on succession because rich people don't ever have to deal with the cold

Either yeah, I think about it all the time whenever I'm walking my dog, and it's cold I'm like the rich people not to deal with this fucking true Then I realized what a luxury it is to not have to deal with the cold They just go car the car drops them off on dry outside building yeah They never and then they just go to Florida for a weekend Yeah Yeah, if you're just like oh, it's gonna be eight degrees this then they just go to Florida for a weekend. Yeah Yeah, if you're just like, oh, it's gonna be eight degrees this weekend time to go to Florida Yeah up on the PJ come back to Chicago for that random 48 degree day. Yeah I never thought I'd be at this point in life because I'm from the south and everything's cold to me

But when you when like last week it was I don't know 18 degrees 22 degrees It is weird how warm 45 degrees then feels dude 45 degrees in 45 degrees in October is like who I need to put on a coat 45 degrees in March is shorts. Yeah, it's it's unbelievable Yeah, and yesterday my toddler was running around in just a sweatsuit at the playground and I checked I was like, oh, it's unbelievable. Yeah. And yesterday, my toddler was running around in just a sweat suit at the playground and I checked and I was like, oh, it's 37 degrees. Maybe I should. But he was like, nope, I'm good. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You just become used to it.

You like can't control your dopamine on those days too. It could be a Tuesday. You're like, well, we have to day drink. It's 51 degrees out of nowhere. I know I use this as a coping mechanism because I've only lived in cold climates, but like I do actually, and this is probably people in LA and've only lived in cold climates, but I do actually, and this is probably people in LA and Florida are going to laugh at me, but I do think that you can't fully enjoy the warm weather without a little bit of the tough stuff. Is that stupid? I disagree with that. I think you get soft. I disagree with that. No, I... You don't know yourself though.

You got soft in LA. Yeah, you get soft, but what's the harm in that? It's good to be soft. Yeah, you get soft, but what's the harm in that? It's good to be soft. No, I don't want to be soft. No, it's the old cliché. Sunny days wouldn't be special if it wasn't for rain. I get it. I will say, because I lived in San Diego for a while.

Being real hungover and just being a piece of shit when you can leave the couch all day, that felt bad in San Diego. It felt bad. Because you're missing a good day. Again, I know this is how I cope with it. Here it feels fine. I do like the seasons. I don't like winter, but I like the seasons.

It is nice to have the seasons change. I had a day last week, last Sunday, where I was just sick and I couldn't get out of bed and I just laid, I slept all day. And then it got dark at what, four or 15? That sucks. I didn't miss anything. No.

It was fine. If it had been San Diego and 80 degrees sucks. I didn't miss anything. No. It was fine. If it had been San Diego and 80 degrees outside, I'd have been like, shit. Oh, shit. Shit, I should have gone surfing today. Yeah, I would have gone surfing. You would have gone surfing. Are they ever gonna figure out the daylight savings thing?

Cause I'm so sick of that. I think they figured it out. I think they've got the system they want. No, no, no. I think we need to change it so that it doesn't get dark. But here's the problem. What are we changing it to? We're changing it to what?

And then that's when everybody argues about that Some people like don't change the clocks like yeah, but where which one's the right clock is what I'm saying Because no one can agree one words light Well, Indiana doesn't do it right. I had to switch. I had to leave early on Thursday cuz I Arizona goes any Indiana when I was growing up Indiana didn't do it Indiana is an hour difference from us right now Yeah, they're always well. That's just time zones Indiana's Eastern time zone That's just I thought they just didn't kid I got some bad news for you, California's two hours right below us

Oh there. Oh look at the look at the map. Yeah, I'll be honest. I haven't looked at a map since I moved here I like don't understand Indiana is the most the most central time zone looking state that is. It's fucking crazy, dude. Growing up in the summer, it would get dark at like 9 45. I thought I went due south to get there. You thought. It should be. Well, you do go kind of south.

And then you curl to the east. Yeah. You gotta go south of the lake. Wow, I'm very disoriented. Yeah. I'll be damned. No, it should be central time. Did you see? You're not entirely wrong. Yeah. I'll be damned. No, it should be central time. Did you?

You're not entirely wrong, Kate. It should be central. Why are you hitting me? Did you see the climber reaction? Oh, no, I want to see it. I saw it, but I saw it when I got in bed last night, so I didn't... See, Indiana should be... Indiana should be...

Should be central. Should be central. They should move that to the... Michigan should too. Dude, you go to... Should be central. They should move that to the Michigan should too Did you go to When I was growing up, I like that would get dark in the summer at like 945. It was crazy I didn't realize that I go to Michigan for I don't realize the Upper Peninsula was Eastern time zone Yeah, when I go to Michigan

This summer it would yeah, it would be like 10 o'clock. It's awesome. It's crazy because you're basically in the same spot You are in Chicago. It's just a different time zone Yeah, Midwest stage Okay, are you first time is this the first time you you're encountering time zones you didn't know there was a Mountain Pacific Holy shit, I mean a mountain There's like 15 people in the mouth. I've never been to Mountain Time I guess Denver you never know Denver, I guess one time in my life

I feel like Mountain Times the most flyover who knows what the fuck's happening there I guess I've never been not a whole lot happening there People always they always try to jump in on that debate and we're like dude shut up. Yeah, relax there I've never seen it's actually the best time zone is mountain time. They might have a point It is a pretty sick time zone, but it also is like The times are just weird. Yeah NFL games starting at 2 in the afternoon No, it's no sense. No, you want the afternoon wrong way. No, I went the correct way You want afternoon wrong way. No, I went the correct way in the afternoon

That's weird, yeah Kind of six Be kind of nice to have a ball game they're doing NFL from 11 to like 530 11 That's pretty good. I don't I don't like it the night game starts at what Monday night football starts 615 That's too early. That was pretty good. That is perfect. Good with kids. Yeah. Sunday night. Six 15 is about perfect. I think we got a tier time zones right now. What's the last central's number one? Yes. I still East is by far the worst by far by far. I think central mountain or one too. So with the daylight savings time, there is a bill that is in Congress right now

called the Sunshine Protection Act, which would permanently establish daylight savings time for the whole country. The bills, however, usually die before they ever come close to becoming a law, but if you want to put some weight behind it. Trump's gonna fix it. Yeah, they die in the playoffs too.

Trump's gonna fix it. That was mean. You know, you gotta get him in. Why are you hitting me? Why are you touching me? I think I'm very biased because I'm still in the zone where I have to fucking lay in my kid's bedroom. Yeah, well I'm out of that.

Yeah, if I wasn't, I would be in for the early Sunday night, Monday night football, but as it stands right now, I usually watch the first quarter of Monday football in my daughter's room. Can I talk to y'all? Can I talk to y'all about something? It's a good place to do it.

We're all family here, right? Mm-hmm. So I'm doing my own Christmas shopping. Here we go. And my youngest one is now nine. And I'm not shopping for toys anymore. And I just came to the realization I don't have little kids anymore. And it has bothered me pretty tremendously.

Yeah, that would fuck me up. Cause I had little kids for so long that I had little kids. But now my youngest is nine, I don't have a little kid. I don't go to the toy aisle anymore. I just go to Best Buy, I go to like electronics and stuff. It's kind of shaking me. Cause I had my first kid in kid in 2008 she's had little kids for a very long for 16 years I've had little kids and now I don't have you think you got one more in the chamber. I've been trying

I've been trying don't tell my wife. Ah, but I I Just yeah that actually would fuck me up. It has fucked me up It's like the little things like my when my kids stop mispronouncing certain words it bums me out Yeah, and my daughter says Lello instead of yellow. Yeah, she just recently started yellow saying yellow I'm like god damn it that part's over. That's now and then she'll never that is now hello again. Yeah Well, you got to focus on the positives What's it? What's a good part about that not having little kids anymore? I don't know.

I did just pluck a turd off the carpet this morning. Like that. No more random pukes. My daughter is 16 now. I got to buy her a car. Yeah. That's what they say. Little kids, little problems, big kids, big problems.

Yeah. Were you the one teaching her how to drive, or is that your wife's? the one teaching her how to drive or is that your wife's um? My wife my wife taught her how to drive I taught her on the weekends But she she lets her drive because she has the permit thing you know she had the permit thing so she lets her drive Wherever they go can you pick up your youngest and throw them in a pool mark? the other day My youngest was laying down on the ground

I said come lay with me and he said it, it was to be, and I was like, gonna pick him up, just go lay on the couch. And I got here and I couldn't do it. I said, okay, well now you have to stand up. You have to stand up. So when I couldn't pick him up, I was like, oh fuck. That's tough. And it's one of my Godzilla ass kids too,

so they're all big. And the cat in the crate. I can throw my kids around. I can pick up all three of my kids at the same time Yeah, I feel like that would be I don't have kids But I feel like that would be a moment where I would be reflective when you can't throw them in the pool Yeah, pick them up and just fucking yeah, I can throw them, but I'm not going for at this point They're just barely gonna go in the pool gonna have a good time

I think about it a lot though Brandon because I'm I'm like wishing for My youngest to get a little older, but then it also means my oldest is older Yeah, my youngest is a real fucking he's a buzzkill We can't talk he just fucking tries to run into shit Hmm friends your kids think you're lame yet or they're embarrassed by you at all? Or is it just- No, so Tommy's getting to this age where now he's in, what is it, in eighth grade

and he's getting to the point where some of the kids and a lot of the teachers and coaches know what Barstool is and he thinks that's the coolest thing of all time. Yeah. Because they've had multiple, it's always coaches, it's always coaches. It'd be like we're whose kid now and then that's pretty cool Yeah So so so I got that going I haven't had the lame thing yet although You know my daughter's of that age. She's just not that type yet, so hopefully we'll avoid that

Yeah, that will but I went the Saturday morning to look for her a car And I was just dressed like I dressed. I was dressed in sweatpants. You know how you did. Here we go. Here we go. And I had a Blackhawks hoodie on. And I was looking at some nice cars.

And I'm pretty sure the guy just dismissed me. The guy was like, ah, you're not buying a car. You're not buying one of these cars. You've got to give him the pretty woman treatment. Yeah. You've got to go get a Porsche for your daughter and have to drive it back. You've got to go back, yeah. You're give him the pretty woman treatment. Yeah. You gotta go get a Porsche for your daughter and have to drive it back. Gotta go back, yeah.

You're on commission, right? Yeah. Big mistake. Big mistake, huge. But yeah. What do you think about- Cars are expensive as fuck, by the way. They're expensive as fuck.

Like I just bought a car last year and the change between last year and now is crazy. Cars are fucking expensive. I looked at the, you know how much trucks cost? How much? I looked at a truck the other day. I'm looking at, I'm just looking at a nice, I'm not gonna say the brand

because I'm not gonna shit on any car. So I'm looking at a nice truck, a nice 2024 truck. And I'm thinking, oh this thing's probably 55, $60,000. Man, this thing was $104,000. Just a good solid truck. That's crazy. Yeah, man. Is this gonna be a Christmas present, the car?

So I don't know if you've picked up what I'm laying down here, Danny, but obviously I turned her getting a car into me getting a new car and her getting one of my old cars. So I don't know if you picked up on that early, but that is what is happening here. I'm using her turning 16 into me getting myself

a new car. Just throw a bow on it she'll never know. Yeah. Brandon what will it take for you to consider yourself a northerner? I don't think I ever can. I'm more concerned with my kids being northerners which is probably true at this point. So my nine-year-old has lived in the north since he was four. So yeah he's now lived in the north more than he's lived in the north since he was four so yeah he's now lived in the north more than he's lived in the south right so he's probably a northerner you think there's no hope for you don't think you'll ever yeah he called me a hillbilly sack of shit the other day I'm learning yeah yeah cuz he's not right yeah that's hilarious he won the war yeah what do you like if you were to?

If you're to pull my other to learn how to read if you're theoretically to like go to London and they ask where you're From what do you say? I still say from the south from you'd say for Mississippi. Yeah And America when we go to like a new church or something or we go to a new school function Hey, where are you guys from? I like, I tell them we're from Mississippi. There's just segregation in your household, the North and the South. Congrats to your team. Thank you.

That probably happened before the weekend. Point City. Do we own it? Oh, it happened Friday. Oh, it did, okay. Yeah, they've already started hitting me up about a new ring payment. We have won our 13th state championship,

two seconds in a row. Listen, I'm down, but I just need to get something out of this one. Yeah, you got a ring and you just. I have a ring, but I want the brand Dan Light show. Yeah. It's number six, so yeah, we won. Why can't we do that?

Class 5A. Would you guys kill Mark's team? There's no fucking way, dude. We would beat the shit out of Mark. 5A? You think a 5A team? I think. Come on team fuck. I think serious there

You guys just won the first state championships since 1985 We were built we were built on the row bro West Point, Mississippi College we would beat the fuck out Little light-ass motherfucking Indiana guy they boy. Mark's in the supreme debate. You could argue you didn't even actually win state. You won state only because they feel so bad for you that it's a participation ass trophy. We're one of the smallest schools in five a tiny school. Tiny school with bad ass football players always has it. We got a fucking legacy of winning at West Point. You guys just because you play nobody. Nobody molded by nobody we played Louisville and Star

Bullet 2 below play nobody it's Louisville tiny little in Mississippi fucking Mississippi school it's Louisville in Mississippi bring your ass north and the cold weather to Roe Arc Stadium to Roe Arc Stadium Roe Arc Stadium punk ass stadium seats what 15 people play the dogs strap it up against the dogs and see what happened I bet our stadiums bigger actually don't know about our stadiums bigger I think they caught the CEO shooter that's what they were saying I had like a McDonald's Italian Altoona big-time Italian Luigi Mangione what why why why was he using an ID at McDonald's at all?

Yeah, what the fuck? What was he trying to buy that required an ID? A McBeer? Guy was yoked. Or I guess he still is yoked. I don't understand that. Listen, I'm sure he had thoughts about the healthcare industry, but like if you're, can you find a picture room if you're as good-looking as this guy and had a

six-pack why Just fucking go Go find hot chicks TJ look at that. Oh come on like dude you Let a fat guy let it let it incel right go to jail for this. It's a good point Why would you do that? Altoona, Pennsylvania, famous for the Altoona curve. I was hoping they never caught him.

Oh, yeah, the Altoona curve. Nick loves that. Yep. The train, a lot of train people there. Yeah. Train enthusiasts. Were you guys rooting for him to not get caught? Yeah, kind of. Not this soon. If that did you see the dad who disappeared from Wisconsin?

Yes. If that was a crazy story, if that guy can do it, how could this guy? What's that story? This dad, father of three, goes like kayaking in Wisconsin, calls his wife at like 1130 at night and is like, I'm heading back to shore hun, see you soon. Sunrise. He's still not home. The wife calls. They find his kayak flipped over. They find his passport, his license, his keys, his truck. They're like, Oh my God, he's in the lake. Turns out this happened in August. Turns out the other week he's in Eastern Europe with his, with his, his like, I'm out of here. Yeah.

Yeah. He like found a hottie in He's just like, I'm outta here. Yeah, he like found a hottie in Bulgaria and was like, I'm out. He's got like a different passport crossed into Canada three days later, and has been living with her ever since. And he won't say, he like sent a video to the cops now, but he won't say exactly where he is. They like still don't know where he is. How did they find him then?

He finally sent a video being like, I'm alive, everyone leave me alone, I'm with my booty call I will say Uzbekistan is probably not the place. No starting new. No, I think if I was doing this I know I would like to imagine a more yeah, you could live like a long place. Yeah, yeah Very different than Uzbekistan, but I like the idea behind it. Yeah, that's cool This is what you also have been to Uzbekistan in December. That's hurt is beautiful That's also a crazy suspicious amount of stuff to bring kayaking you're not bringing your passport to go kayak They found like all his shit in his truck. I guess really is like why would he leave?

But you're right you don't keep your passport you guys keep your passport like in your automobile No, buddy How do you think that's a wife question if I've ever heard one how do I fake my death? How would you fake your death? Hmm feel like you've given some thought to this No, I got a great life. I don't want a different life mine would be hiking I Would go hiking and then oh I'm dead out there, but I'm not.

Yeah. And where are you going then? I would maybe, I would have to hike super far I guess, but I'd hike somewhere like really niche, hunker down for a while. Problem with that is like if I did that way, I probably would just die. Yeah, I would probably do.

Like I would, I'd be like I'm gonna go fake my death by hiking 10 miles into the woods and then I'd die I bet there's a good portion of you actually yeah, I actually died. Yeah, I bet a good portion do actually accidentally die Yeah in the process. What were you? What would you do? I feel like you could be successful at it I think the water things the move the water you got to get on you got to get on some sort of watercraft Take a sailboat out past the horizon You know and then suspiciously you fall off the side.boat out past the horizon, and then suspiciously you fall off the side, yeah you flip off the side, but you've set up something.

Kayaking to Mexico maybe? Yeah, that's the move. I feel like this guy had to wanna get caught, cause why would you be hanging out in town with a hot body? Who's back? In Altoona, you're gonna stand out, I'll tell you that much. Not a lot of hotties there.

So how did he get caught? I don't understand this. A fake ID at McDonald's? Apparently he was acting weird in a McDonald's. But what is acting weird in McDonald's? In Altoona, McDonald's. Again, tough to do. Acting normal would be acting weird. This guy blew it. He did like the perfect plan and then he got caught at a McDonald's? Here's a person of interest who was not arrested after using a fake ID at McDonald's and said a McDonald's customer thought it might be him and Called the police who found fake IDs on the person of interest one of which is believed to match the...

So he wasn't using the fake IDs at McDonald's. He was at a McDonald's with fake IDs. They ID'd him, the police were like are you the guy and he showed him a fake ID. Why did he do that? Luigi. Yeah, you really got to be acting weird at McDonald's to get the police called on you for acting weird Luigi Mangione Come on, but he's also a guy who got so up in his feelings about it. He killed his CEO so so Him being weird is police probably police suspect the motive was he was up in his feelings. I mean that's that's weird, right?

That's that's weird. So yeah, it shouldn't be surprising Tell his oldest time, but I mean, it's just the way you said it up in his hands I think there've been a lot of John Wilkes Booth was all up in this just disgruntled assassins Which which fast food lobby can you get away acting weirdest in, like a Subway? Taco Bell you can be really weird at. Yeah, especially a Cantina. Waffle House.

Late night at Taco Bell, no problem. Subway, you'll get some side eyes, I think, if you treat the sandwich artist shitty, right? Sure. I think you'd go barefoot into an Arby's, and nobody's going to blink. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

Arby's, you're fine. Arby's. Should we have our guest Yeah. Yeah, you're right Arby's you're fine Arby's Should we have our guests come by Joey Gatto's here? Oh, yeah, you guys in practical jokers guys. Yes Okay, I got gonna lead this so I've never seen it, but my daughter watched it every fucking hour of every day I got and I'll say this before he gets here I got I got on it from the NCAA tournament because it'd be on true the turn TV and then you just leave your TV on, and then start playing, and practical jokers, I thought it was like the worst show

for the first like three years, that it would come on after the NCAA tournament, and then, I don't know, I must have seen like the right episode, and I was laughing my ass off. I was a hater for a little while. It happens. But then, he just naturally won me over, and somewhere along the line I thought it was very funny I

Yeah, I gotta tell I gotta tell her she's gonna be excited. She watches it so much I'll go down to you know watch football, and she'll just be sitting on my couch watching impractical jokers. Mm-hmm I've caught a couple I caught one at the golf course. It was fun. I will say I've never sought it out It's always it always finds its way to me, but but that's that's the nature of those shows that's always on right do enjoy it when it's on yeah it seems like a show you'd like he's a Staten Island guy I wonder if he knows Rico that's what that wasn't the first question that would come to my mind I'm sure they're good friends he's on the show anymore I guess we should have done Rico or yeah I don't think Rico's on Impractical Jokers either.

No, I actually have not seen it, but I know people are like, I know it's massive. Well, sounds like we're super prepared. Yeah, yeah, this is. I think he'll be able to roll with it just fine. Danny, you were gonna use your other cancer trip to go see Impractical Jokers? Yeah, I figured it wasn't worth it.

Yeah, I just didn't want to get joked on. Should we bring Nicky Smokes as a prank guy? Is he? Okay. Yeah, that's true. That's when he first started here. I just don't want to get in the habit of, I don't want to get in the habit of when guests come in

exposing them to Nicky Smokes. True. Bad for surprises. It just doesn't seem like a good first step forward. Have we told the guests to come in? No, I think you just. Yes. Do we want to have him do the gauntlet or is that not that type of?

Sure, he wants to. Do you think Luigi Mangione will watch the Yak? Wait, is that his real name? Yeah. No, the killer's name, not Joey. What are we doing right now? The killer's name is Luigi Mangione. Well, he said it a couple times, I figure.

I thought he was kind of just being racist on social media Wait, we lost a yak listener that'd be devastating fuck We haven't lost him yet. He's just arrested. Do you think we can get him to run the gauntlet before he goes to the clink I'll be damned. I don't know that yak listeners are out here killing folks Some but I'm sure we've got the odds are at least watch the clip. We've got a couple We I wish Nick was here he's got a Pokemon why does he have so many followers? Okay, so he definitely broke something and needed health insurance at some point

And he's a nerd. Oh, what did he put a hot nerd? Said he said he had his manifesto on him Just carrying it around. Yeah And he's a nerd. Wow. What did he put? But a hot nerd. Is that a snail though? He said he had his manifesto on him. Just carrying it around? Yeah. God, did he help Michigan win a national title? All right. I don't know.

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We got a very important first question kind of a dark question, but Joe Gatto I assume Italian Yeah, all right. So do you have anything to say about Luigi Mangione who just got arrested for killing the CEO? That's bad day for Italians well Depends how you look at We just found out it's gonna be first question Luigi Mangione what a name Marios brother yeah Came out through the sewage look at him. That's Luigi Mangione. Yeah. Oh, no, you're mispronounced. He's Irish. Okay. Yeah Oh man, Gioni. Yeah So what's up Joe? How are you? Good. Thanks for having me. Welcome. This is a hell of a facility. Yeah. Thank you

It's pretty nice, right? What were you guys doing some tick tocks? Yeah, well, I got a tour did a little tour Yeah, because there's like unlimited things. You got a tour. I gave one Yeah Spider gave it and I was observing and I was like damn I didn't know that Yeah, we were saying before you came on that we're well tight is a big impractical jokers guy Thanks to the NCAA tournament. Yeah, Oh, I'm a college basketball guy Okay, so I got on you guys just from like your show would come on right after the NCAA tournament It's so funny because we would get either so much love or so much hate people like who are yeah?

It's gonna watch for a basketball or oh my god. These guys are so fun That's what I just said before you got here. I was like to be honest with you the first like two years I was like who the fuck are these guys by your three? I was like, I don't know. I kind of like We're the quiet take you guys to three years. We're in we're in yeah, I was like, I don't know, I kind of like. We're the quiet taste. You got to give us two three years. We're in we're in. Yeah, I was in on it. Yeah. Sweet. So what are you doing in Chicago? You have shows? No, I'm here for the I heart. Oh, radio. The jingle ball. Oh, when's that? Tonight. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. So I work with

them on my podcast. So I came here and I was Oh, great town and I was supposed to come through I had a show here not too long ago, and then it snowed Yeah It'll get you so what are you up to these days? Stand-up comedy nice. Yeah, I'm on my tour right now. Let's get into a tour. I do that which is fun and then Really just writing trying some movie stuff, which is cool. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, that's awesome. Just being a dad. Yeah, how many kids nine-year-old and seven-year-old boy and girl? Okay

So that sounds like a good life. It's not bad man. Yeah, how about you? How you been? We're crushing it. Yeah, I'm good I don't believe it. It didn't sound very good. I feel good. I'm real good. Thanks. I appreciate you asking. Of course. I don't think people enough people ask back. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It's true. Yeah. No, I don't think enough people care about the answer. That's the problem. True. That's true. You know, I stop and I get in deep and I look in the eyes and I want to see if there's truth behind it. I felt like you cared. I did. Yeah. And I like now that now I believe it before you just said it to the air, but I feel like now.

No, I looked at you there. Okay. A deep emotional connection I wish did not exist. I welcome it. Do you want to do the gauntlet? Uh, oh, no. Why? Because look at me.

Come on. I also currently have tennis elbow. You're gonna be fine Do it I appreciate the pet. No, thank you though, but I've seen it and it's fun But it's not for me. Okay. Do you have like a math gauntlet? No, you can do one. We can make you do a sparkle and just see how you do a sparkle Yeah, you just have to sit here and say things. It's a little trivia. Oh gotcha. That's fun. Yeah, let's see how fast Last part of the gauntlet. Oh, is it is it's only sport? Joe it's everything. Oh gotcha because then I'd be bad at it. No, you seem sharp. You're probably good at I'm a bear

I see like see I appreciate that see look at you me and you buddy To the fucking moon. We're locked down. I love it hannah. Are you going to the jingle ball tonight? No, I can't tonight, okay, but I wish it looks fun. Yeah, it'll be good time Who are the headliners take mccrae take will be there? Oh? Guy girl, that's wrong got it She's like this. I didn't know yeah, she's she's the it girl. Yeah, she's throwing it around It sounds like a big 12 quarterback to me. Yeah, I was gonna say Here's three mccrae

That does actually sound very yeah, yeah, she's very super we sent Connor Griffin to a concert a couple dances Hello, I see a picture of us. I confused her with Sabrina. Yeah. What Carpenter? Yeah. Yeah different vibes. Ionescu? Huh? No, that's a basketball player different vibes. Yeah Tate's yeah aggressive. Yeah. Yeah She'll she's got the video of her up against police car naked. Whoa naked. Oh, I like Tate McCray Her boyfriend just treated cheated on her with with with Ricky that was carpenter No, you're so close we were there with you Take McCrae and Sabrina are different All right. Yeah, Sabrina just had that big Netflix comedy Christmas special

Yeah, she did like a big special on it. Why are you so plugged in? Nonsense Christmas. I'm plugged in, I'm plugged in man. I'm in. Oh, I'm not. You're so close to Jenga. You're on the edge though.

But Brecky and somebody hooked up and... I don't know who you're talking about. Barry? Barry? Brecky is Libby Dunn with... Can you show me a picture of Brecky? You're gonna like brekkie too I need some extra jingle ball ticket she does she markets herself as as as

Livy done with big that is that is her I really like Brekkie yeah you really like I like Brekkie big fan of Brekkie I want to know how Barry's pulling all this because oh wait who the fuck is Barry Barry Kogan man, and you'll be saltburn have you seen salt burn No, you saw salt burn. I did not see so I forgot. It's a movie. It's a movie this guy. He's ugly as fuck Which ladies yeah, like yeah, no he's ugly when he comes at you at the office He's chiseled he's not chiseled what a chiseled finish. Yeah, he's doing the best he can he just unfortunate He's not chiseled. What else? He's got chiseled features. Yeah, he's doing the best he can. He just has an unfortunate. Like he's made of tin foil. But he is pulling beautiful women, like crazy.

Oh, that doesn't sound. And cheating. I don't like saying pulling like that. Pulling? That's what I mean. He's 5'8". 5'8". No, I know what pulling means.

I don't like using it in that context. It sounds like he's like endangering them. He's not pushing hot women. He's 5'8". Is that what that said? Yeah. I didn't know that. That's context sound like he's like endangering him, but he's not pushing hot woman He's five eight is that what that said yeah, I didn't know that's a program. I short king short king. Yeah He's not Hollywood short though right he gets with teeny tiny ladies though Sabrina Carpenter's like she's small Yeah, she's Polly pocket right yeah Fucking lost right now. I don't even know get with the times guys. Yeah, take a crazy datingRae is dating Kid LaRoy right? What? Tate McRae is dating Kid LaRoy who's a singer? Yeah yeah I thought they broke up but that was their main thing. If I had a pistol with one bullet right now I'd take it.

I'm so glad I came on. Are you emceeing Jingle Ball? I bring out an artist. I love it. What artist do you bring in? I didn't tell you yet. Oh. When you get there, so. But it'll be like a singer, not like an artist. It'll be a singer, yeah. Not like Picasso.

Yeah, bring out a singer. Now we're just gonna do a quick painting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I brought out Tim McGraw in Vegas. Here's George Chirot. Here he goes. Wait, so are the other guys still doing impractical jokes?

They are, yes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, they Telling these guys that my 16 year old that you know She she used to watch every show I would watch she watched family matters and everything back and now for last year every time I come downstairs. It's it's your fucking face and some practical jokers. That's all sorry and you're welcome. Yeah She just loves it and she watched it constantly So that's how I can introduce the impractical jokers through your oh, yeah So I apparently kids love it. It becomes a yeah, it's like a family show

Yeah, family were you in a show business your whole life or you know, I have an accounting degree You were like an accountant that just kind of and then I was around on the side Yeah, it was like a side hustle all time and I was in I was in sales. I did I worked at a baby store I was at a place hustle all the time. And I was in sales. I worked at a baby store. I was at a place called Giggle. And I worked in a place called Giggle. And then I left Giggle to pursue comedy for real time. I had to quit my job as a baby store salesman.

I didn't give up on the dream. I had to. It's funny, because I called the CEO. I took my two-week vacation to film a pilot. And then when they gave the offer for season one, they were like, OK, you need to take five months off. And I went to the CEO of Giggle. I took my two-week vacation to film the pilot and then when they gave the offer the first season one They're like, okay, you need to take five months off and I went to the CEO of giggle and I was like, hey I need to take a hiatus I'll be back. So you're gonna do with TV show. She's gonna be on TV

I said, yeah, but who knows how that's gonna pan out. So I took a five-month hiatus She's like look you could come back if you want, but you're not gonna come back. So Yeah, the rest is history. Do you watch them still or no? No. Yeah, we were dealing with that Stephen Chase He's basically found a love of his life down in Tampa Bay. We just see him being happy No, we're we're still for we just our friends from work anymore and you know, we don't we talk all the time and stuff Yeah, it's people it's so funny because people more worried about the friendship than anything, you know It's like well, that's because they they see you and like that's that I I'm not I can't say I'm very well-versed in practice Oh, just but always felt like yeah your guys friendship was the catch. Yeah for sure. What everyone was in into yeah

It's kind of like this show even though we all hate each other All right, let's let's let Joe rip a sporkle just to see what his time would have been. We can assign him an average gauntlet time. Yeah. So you just got to get 10 of these right. You can jump around to any topic. Got it. There's different.

So you need 10 correct, but you can go anywhere. Yeah. Okay. And then we'll have a good sense of what you would have been. Okay. Without doing the physical stuff physical tennis elbow That's a tough tough injury to have to tell people that you have I know especially I don't play tennis yeah That's on the wimp scale be like oh tennis elbow. I didn't use that as a

Excuse even if I didn't have tennis elbow. I mean I know my my prowess without let athleticism. Yeah, yeah It's not built for me, But you did say tennis elbow. I did say tennis elbow. I want to be honest with you guys. I'm going to tell you about it. You're damn near led with it. Yeah, and it's partnered with a slight bicep there, guys. I don't want to get all physiology on you.

If you don't do anything athletic, how'd you get all these athletic injuries? I'm a very physical comedian. OK. The tennis elbow, the hardest part about tennis elbow is having to tell people that you have tennis elbow. the hardest part about tennis elbow is having to tell people you have tennis. Second hardest part. Yeah. First hard part is trying to figure out how the hell you got tennis elbow. Yeah. It was like eating donuts. I don't know. Yeah. They

made that injury sound as pussy as possible. Why did they assign it to only tennis? Because I know, right? It shouldn't be. You don't have like football. It's called before tennis existed. I don't know. Is it named after a doctor? Yeah Whenever whenever a guy gets turf toe, which I think is very very painful I thought it sucks isn't that why Dion cut his toes off? It might have been turf toe turf toe turf toes a thing Yeah You're like big toe, but the name turf toe you're like dude. You can't fucking play. Yeah, I don't get Naming an injury based on how you like road rash. Yeah

Yeah, you rubbed against a street. Yeah, but road rash. Yeah, I've only in streets before You're from the streets All right ready TJ, let's see what the sparkle time would have been. Okay, go. One winner of America's best dance jump around though to US presidents to last less than one year in office three face cards and poker. Four positions in the game of Quidditch five MLB team

face cards and poker. Yeah, go. Okay, so I have to name three face cards and poker. Yeah. Oh. Okay, so I have to name three face cards and poker Yeah, Oh a Jack of diamonds a Queen of Hearts and a King of Spades. Okay. Yeah Five ML teams MLB teams never won a World Series You probably know a couple of those eight most populated cities in Asia. Oh eight most popular cities in Asia Bangkok Tokyo That's a stupid one I shouldn't pick we'll get around Give him Tokyo Brady's not that Brady bunch named nine for nine first names of the Brady bunch. Yeah. Oh my god Oh, and the next one is ten actors for the following Star Wars characters live-action. Okay teams Chris Paul's played for I could do the Star Wars

One right? Okay, Luke Skywalker's Mark Hamill sure yeah, Ray. Oh, what's her face? Uh-huh Samantha Englebert? Padma is oh, I know her. It's not Keira Knightley. It's a girl. That looks like her Natalie Portman then that's how you got there Oh, yep, po. Oh boy. It's strange the way it works po down him. Oh, I love him. His name is Todd McGintry and Shit, I think he's making some of these names. Oh, no, that's right Todd McGintry and Kai Gwon- Holy shit. I think he's making some of these names up. No, no, that's right. Kai Gwon-jen was Liam Neeson.

Kylo Ren is Adam Driver. I can't read. It's too small. Ahsoka Tano. Oh, Ahsoka. That's what's her face. She's Rosario Dawson. And then there's Mace Windu is our boy that curses a lot

snakes on a plane well how am I losing you got it you got it you got it you got it motherfucker yeah I do I do I'm thinking Sam Rockwell but that's not no you had the same right Samuel Jackson that's Samuel Jackson Moff Gideon they made that one up they made that up yeah that's all right give me some Brady Bunch names one Brady Bunch name one Brady Bunch name You got Alice, right? Well, she's she's So you would have been you would have had a really bad gauntlet. Yeah, I told you Two minutes. Yeah, that's great. Part of it is I couldn't read and I also didn't understand the layout. Yeah, that's fair

Oh, I do Jabba walkies. I. I didn't even see that number one. The rest I honestly didn't know much. They're pretty good, I guess. Poker? Yeah. Poker and Elton, yeah. Well, I'm a gambler, so that'll work. Yeah.

Incredible. Wow. Did you guys know a lot of these? Be honest. I would have forgotten the MLB. Oh, MLB teams. Baseball teams and basketball teams. First Paul.

I knew the Brady Bunches. Brady Bunches. I didn't know as many of the Star Wars as you knew. Oh, trigonometry. That was my thing. I knew all Brady Bunches Brady but I didn't know as many of the Star Wars as you knew Oh trigonometry I knew all those yeah Oh tangents here Jam I've heard that about yeah what is this is this a real game that lives on the internet yes you can just do this whenever you do randoms every now and then sparkle it'd be crazy we just did a random now, but fans love it. Yeah, rip a random. Let's go. Do another one.

Cartoon Couples. Jane Jetson is with... George. George. Yeah. Marge Simpson's with Homer. Homer, yeah. Wilma's with Fred. Yeah. There we go. Jasmine's with Aladdin. Cinderella is with Prince Charming. Hey, slow down, buddy. Sorry. No, no, you're good.

Daisy's with Daffy. No, Donald. Sorry, Daisy's with Donald. Princess Fiona's with the frog. Oh, Shrek. Oh, Shrek. Oh, it's Peter. Peter Griffin. Princess Aurora.

Oh, that's Prince Charming. Yeah, that one's Prince Charming. Princess Aurora. I don't know. Well, the other, we already have Prince Charming. Oh, I don't know. How about Nala? Nala's with Simba.

Yeah, Simba. Maid Marian. Maid Marian is with Robin Hood. Right? Betty Rubble's with Barney. Olive Oatley. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, that's with Simba. Yes, Simba. Maid Marion. Maid Marion is with Robin Hood. Right? Betty Rubble is with Barney. Olive Oil is Popeye. Lola Bunny is with Bugs. Jessica Rabbit's with Roger. Peggy Hill. That's King of the Hill. I don't know. Bobby? Hank. No, Hank. Hank. Yeah. It'd be weird if she was with Bobby.

Yeah, it's true. I can't say that no one that's hot. What is that Natasha? Natasha that's Boris, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah Lady and the tramp Belle and Beast Petunia pig. Oh, she was porky right? That's my lady and Minnie Mouse. Of course with Mickey wait So we need princess Aurora. So it's not a work Sleeping Beauty. So yeah, she's Sleeping Beauty. I thought that was Prince Charming that gave her a kiss to wake her up. She fucked the dwarves?

Prince Gideon? No, no, that's Cindy. Snow White. Prince Gideon? The dwarves of Snow White. Gideon. Oh, that's a tough one. Aurora.

Is it Valiant? Valiant? Mm-hmm. Valiant? I made that up. Shit. That sounds like that's a prince name though. We need to get this now Way to fucking go guys. Oh man, Aurora really fucked us me and him got all the other ones

Princess Aurora, I don't think he has a name put question mark this way this way world Try Steve every great Like Steve didn't come around to a little later. No, not Steve. I don't know it. Or fucked. Well. I have no idea. God damn it.

Oh, it counts down? Yeah, we only have less than two minutes left. Well, we failed. That's who we are. We're failures. We can't be failures. Prince of the Four. We have to dig deep here. Sleeping Beauty. I could picture him, but I think he looks like the same guy that's in Cinderella. Who's print? Okay?

She's sleeping Beauty all sure yes for sure princess Aurora Gustav He typed it. I just made it up Disney princess it's a Disney princess. Yeah. I thought they were all Prince Charming. Walt? Oh, maybe it's Walt. That'd be weird. Prince...

TJ, you got anything for us? I don't even know another Prince. Yeah, I know. Oh, say it, TJ! Read the chat. Philip. Oh. Oh, Philip?

Philip? What? What the hell is that? There's no way. All right, we got one. All right, that's not bad. Oh, not cool. Oh, I think.

You got a cashew on the top left. You got a hazelnut two over. The middle one there is an almond. You got a filbert bottom right. A what? Filbert. Oh, a filbert. Filbert's under cashew.

Hazelnut is a seed. You got a straight... Oh, then the filbert's on the right there. You got a straight peanut all the way right. Middle row on the right there. Yeah, good luck with filbert here. How do you the filbert's on the right there. You got a straight peanut all the way, right? Middle row on the right there. Good luck with filbert here. How do you spell fil? F-I-L-B-E-R-T or is it pH? It might be a pH like a fill like the word like fat filbert like King Philip It's not a filbert. Oh, yeah walnut definitely walnut got an acorn. Uh-huh You got a pecan or pecan depending on where you are north or south

No, e there you go almond you put an almond. Go on. No E. There you go. Almond? You put in almond? Yep. Cash. Oh, we got cashew. Yeah. Is there a chestnut?

That's a filbert at the top right. I would have bet my. There's a pistachio. A pistachio. Nice call. Thank you. That could have been a pistachio. That's it.

Oh, no. Pistachio's on the bottom. That top right. It's an all natural white pistachio nut. Oh, we're fucked. What's the Macedonia almond? There's pine nuts, cashew nuts. Macedonia, M-A-C-E-D-O-N-I-A.

All natural white macadamia nut. I just love naming nuts. All right, I think we're fucked. We put the hazel, we got the pecan. What is this weird wrapped one under the almond? Looks like a surprise Looks like it's something getting a happy meal is that peanut? I think those are actual testicles now on the right is peanut do we not put in peanut that on the right?

That's not a peanut. It's not a peanut. It's got to be a peanut. We've already all right give up. Just fuck it man Let's see what we got these a Brazil nut a candle. I had the candle nuts made up. Oh pine We could have got what the fuck's a ginkgo nut pine three times you did say pine Brazil nut Bread bread nuts made up bread nut and candle nut are both made up. You like bread nuts Brandon. I do like bread nuts All right, let me rip an ad Joey Joe, sorry I I go by both Joey Joe. It's been fun having you on Thank you, man. Yeah, welcome. Welcome to the office. I don't know if you got other stuff you're doing. I love it Thanks. Yeah, it's good to get to pop on. Yeah. Yeah, I apologize. I apologize that I didn't know more nuts

You're good you nailed you nailed that The the first sparkle we did so I appreciate you. Thanks so much man. Have fun at the So, I appreciate you guys. Thanks so much, man. Have fun at the Jingle Ball. Thank you, thanks guys. Thanks Hannah. Thanks for having us. Thanks. Say hi to Tate McCray for us.

Yeah, please do tell Tate McCray I said hello. Our warmest regards. Say Big Cat just found out about you and he's a fan. It's gonna be weird, but I gotta get him to do a video for my daughter. Okay, you gotta get a video. Oh, and I got it. Maybe you gotta give him a hug.

Oh, just do it. Oh, win, win. video. Oh, and I got a hug. Maybe you gotta give him a hug. Oh, just do it. Oh, win-win. Oh. Oh. Oh, wait. Joe, hold on. Hold on, Joe. You forgot your hug. Lovely guy. I was gonna make him read this notes app clip

and say that we had everybody read like a quote from a breakup movie that Sounded scandalous so that we could use it for a social clip that made it sound like he had a bad Break up with the guys and I chickened out now. I'm just talking about it now Vicious just fucking just I mean they're still doing it. Yeah That's the thing yeah You could tell by the high pitchness it was fine. It was fine Yeah, I didn't want to bring it up, but I feel like yeah He was I will say I think he was the funniest one so my far

Maybe there was a world. He was too funny. It think he was the funniest one so my bar maybe there was a world he was too funny He was too fun. Yeah, I Could use Justin Timberlake and he was like I gotta I gotta break out I see that you got a video a little jealous kind of go on my own joking journey. Yeah, very nice guy very nice You asked him what really happened? What's the what's the real story did you get the real story? Oh, I didn't I Was supposed to get the real story. There's got to be more to it

You don't just become a solo joker I don't know I think once you're on a show with people for a while and they just treat you poorly for years and years And years you eventually just grow out of it. You just want to go somewhere else. Oh He might have been having okay He was getting a divorce. Oh, no, he's They probably just treated him poorly, and he just got to a point where he could leave. They reconciled, so that's great.

And he deserved better than those people, you know? Yeah, totally. He's crushing it. Yeah, he's crushing it. He's going to be doing awesome things. Tate McCray. I don't know if he'll do Tate McCray, but we'll see where it goes.

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Yeah, something like that row in the ocean or something. Well, not what we landed on Is there a cash prize for this this is supposed to be our travel to the Super Bowl Oh Dear dear dear It's not that far this and again, I I might throw challenge flag and just say well, you'd be challenging yourself though. I would be challenging you why did we wait till after the draft to To fully but again you came up with the idea of doing of the all-ohio state gimmick, right? That's not what I'm calling it a question what I'm calling it a question is right right right right right right right right right right right right right right that's not what I'm calling it a question what I'm calling it a question is illuminating

what the punishment would be after you saw that I had right a lesser team I guess if I'm countering that I would say go ahead Brandon your turn I would say had you just approached it as if you were actually participating and trying to win instead of being Mr. Ohio State and look at me I'm cute then you would have been in a decent position to. I was simply trying to be creative in some way. And what is it you're driving there with Frank? I don't know, because you'd have to, do we say you'd fly to New Jersey and drive with him? Yeah.

Oh, wow. Or you could drive from Chicago. It probably wouldn't be as long of a drive from Chicago. Yeah, but you have to take a full size adult cat. What? Oh, yeah, I don't know. You got to do something. I mean, you can't just go by himself. 13 hours is one day.

You have to take a raccoon. Can I add a caveat? That would be a great time for Clemmer to get more hats. I think he's actually planning on something like that. I'm doing a trip across and he's going to go down. Oh, look, all the Clemmer do it then. I don't want to planning on something like that. I'm doing a trip across and he's gonna go down. Oh look I'll let Clemmer do it then I don't want to step on his toes. No, that's Clemmer. Maybe Clemmer has to do it in Mark Tidies jersey Yeah, there we go. Yeah, one of my jerseys. Yeah, you can just beat me. Wait. Can I see the Clemmer video?

We got sidetracked. This was after Juan Soto signed. Yeah Soto signed yeah Canada What's going on? This is the dream! We got Ted Williams! We got Wonsodo! Is there a sniper about to take him out? Phil is tedious right now We just found out the news, we hugged him and hugged Phil again Oh God What do you think?

We got Wonsodo! Wooo! I couldn't make out one word he said the first 10 seconds I did like seeing how mad Tommy was and And Yankee fans being like he took the bag over the legacy Shit like that. Yeah could have been a Yankee used to mean something. Mm-hmm. Yankees never take the bag Yeah, that was the best part No one that's ever about is the money is cared about. Here's the Yankee for five minutes Yeah, that was the best part. The one that's ever played for the Yankees is cured about the money. He was the Yankee for five minutes? Yeah, that's right.

One full season? Five minutes, yeah. Look what they did to Yogi Berra. Cured their sorry asses to the World Series. I was like, fuck that. I'm taking the bag. Sports. Yogi Berra.

Sports, Kate. Yeah. Talk sports with the best of them. Shuffling them are all around just talking sports oh yeah different teams what was that green laser on clever I don't know right before they got Luigi so what's that get them that would be a crazy turn of events in that video double-tapped funny good for Juan Soto Exploded. Not that it would be funny. It's got double tapped. It could be funny. Good for Juan Soto.

Good for Juan Soto. I asked TJ for a NFL or NBA comp to Juan Soto. He said 26 year old Patrick Bohomes. Impressive. Do you really need an NFL or NBA comp? I don't know too much about Juan Soto. Do you know anything about money? Well yeah. So if I told you a guy got 15 years 765 million dollars you wouldn't be able to deduce that he was

really fucking good? I assume that he is very good I don't know how he is relative to other top guys in his sport. I would not say he's Mahomes because 26 26-year-old Mahomes is like the best of the sport. This is the second best player in baseball. Who's the best? Shohei? Shohei's the best player in baseball. Correct answer. Yeah.

I would say he's like in shape Luca. Holy cow. Yeah. Yeah. You know how to speak Che. Yeah, in shape Luca. Yeah. I feel like at a certain money point, it's just not real,

though, right? Like, okay, I guess I'm gonna ride helicopters a lot now. Yeah, I don't know how you think the first thing that went through his mind. But what else are you doing? It does. Yeah, there is definitely a point where like, unless you decide to just live as like, yeah, what's the point of all that? Like, what are you doing? A lot of money? I don't know. I don't know to just live as like, yeah. What's the point of all that? Like, what are you doing with all that?

It's a lot of money. I don't know where he's from. He's, I don't know, where's he from? Juan? Yeah. Soto? Nebraska. The Bronx.

Is he? No, that would've been funny though. Dominican. Yeah, I assume he can do a lot of good with that. He probably will. Oh, good, you're right, too good. Okay, that didn't occur to me. Too good.

It is crazy, because what was A-Rod's contract with the Rangers 252 and that was 10 years to free Zia on track ever And now we're talking 765 Holy shit. Yeah But it also is nuts that show he's just taking two million dollars a year Mm-hmm deferring it all. Well, he'll get it eventually. Yeah. If he doesn't gamble it all away, I'd want it all up front. Do you think that's why he's not taking it all up front? Yeah, so he

can't gamble it. So Malysette went down to Tampa and just left his barking ass dog here at the office. Yeah, I think page said his car got towed to which damn that's a shame. That's a shame He deserves it turn his back on the city the city's gonna turn us back on him. Yeah Or chase said he was having the best time of his life. He'll never be allowed in that bar again. Mm-hmm He I don't think he liked us Mouser yeah, I don't think he likes anything. No, but I think he definitely does like you guys. I don't know

You like us check Yeah, of course You love us Yeah Guys my guys. Oh my god Brandon is it now now the college football playoff bracket is revealed? Has it settled down in the Brandon Walker Twitterverse? A little bit.

It's not much to beat. Not much right now. Plus, there was nothing. I really couldn't throw any hot takes out there. You're saying there was only the one thing, Alabama getting left out, and I agreed with it. So there was nothing I could really say that was going to light anything on fire. Just every now and then, I'll kick the South Carolina Hornets nest if I have to to

feel alive. How do you win? How do I win this? Yeah I mean I got in on Ohio State winning about five minutes after they lost to Michigan so that would that would feel pretty good. How do you lose Indiana? Indiana makes a run. Indiana wins it out like what's the worst case? Indiana goes to semis. Brandon is the biggest Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana. Indiana.

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You are competing against Tom for PMT college football expert. If you say so. No, I mean, you guys have a competition. Yeah, if you say so. I literally said so. Yeah. I saw he picked Tennessee to beat Ohio State

in the first round, so there you go. I just decided that game. Well, we should. Should we re-re-re-competed some more? No, you guys have your teams. All right. You don't want. Should we re-competed some of them? No, you guys have your teams. All right. You don't want to do any re-competition? Nah.

Well, now that we know the teams? Nah, I can't re-compete. I feel like you can. We're already competing. If you compete, you can repeat, Pete. What's your team? What's the competition? We picked playoff teams at the beginning of the year.

We set it up where you get a point for making the playoff You get a point per win The point for first round win three points for second round win all the way up to winning six for the championship So well, I think I have Ohio State in that you picked Ohio State to rain as Ohio State Texas in Notre Dame still and Skip one Clemson. Yeah yeah I have four years has Georgia Oregon Tennessee Penn State and Alabama no yeah he doesn't have all the right so I have four years for yeah yeah so there is a lot better than you thought it was yeah what did you think of that picture of the SEC people watching the

football with no chips and dip? Oh the college football playoff committee. That seemed like a not fun committee. Yeah well I don't think anybody expected them to be fun. I mean I think they got a woman on it so like I you know I don't know I didn't I didn't really come to the conclusion everybody else came up with did y'all think they were going to be sitting around pounding Natty lights? I was expecting more chips and dip. I was. That's not a chips and dip looking crew.

Or small plates. Like I said, there's a woman. I was expecting charcuterie at least. It does sort of feel like they just sat down five minutes before this video was filmed. A lot of chair variety. The second they stop, they're just going to get up and walk away. A lot of chair variety there.

What would you rank that TV set up? Um, not great, but not terrible. Not terrible. Uh, they're just in a hotel room, I assume. They're just in a hotel, um, yeah, Selection Central. That guy's got a good chair. She's got a bad chair. And then Ward Manuel over here on the right has a great chair look at his chair no not him him oh he's got the option to put his

feet up yeah yep got a throw carry a water yeah what do you think the demographic is the target demographic for Perry's sparkling water is water drinkers I just fancy asked. Fancy restaurants? To people under 30, because anyone under 30 drank a Perry's sparkling water? Yes. Yeah? I feel like they're available widely on airplanes too, right? I've never seen anyone other than an old person drinking one of those. Okay.

Alright. Maybe slightly upper middle class. I think that's slightly upper middle class. I think that's the most upper class. Travelers. I think new money would feel fancy putting it in their fridge. Like, let me just keep some on hand. Right.

To impress. Mm. Something to think about. Got some of that Perrier? Mm-hmm. All right. Yeah. I'm glad we talked about it.

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And Hannah. I feel like I need to redeem myself for the one I took at summer camp. I hope you just get to absolutely myself for the one I took at summer camp We hope you just get to absolutely crack Yeah, I felt like you tried to say that for a while now. Really long time. I've been waiting months. Listen Titus, I hope you get to crack Kate too. I hope you get to fucking crack me.

Oh. That's been just in her head. I haven't owned that ember quite some time. Just bouncing around. Oh by the way, we gotta figure out what the fuck we're gonna do for Jerry's Jerry After Dark Variety Show. What are we gonna do?

I have one, I have a couple ideas. And they all involve just directly copying an SNL Christmas skit. Okay. I like it. What are they? Okay, you know the one that's like, dee-nee-nee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Deen-ee, deen, deen.

We just do that. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. That's not all I got. We gotta do something for the yak what do we do? What if we get like a Christmas tea towel we have tightest just Underneath the mistletoe For those that don't know Jerry after dark is doing a Christmas variety show with the whole company

What about maybe like a mousetrap run? Oh? show with the whole company. What about maybe like a mousetrap run? Oh, the whole house was stirring, not even a mouse. Yeah, not even a mouse. And then we come out and we dodge mousetrap. Oh, we're just like little mice. Yep. That's it.

Our feet are shooting off from around? No. I like where this is going. I like a lot where this is going. For a variety show, our talent is going to be that Do we have any talents what if we do the Rockettes oh But mouse traps are getting slid no underneath underneath that maybe they're getting pulled on a string

I love that have to have the lucky. That's a good one. And maybe we can't see. So you just gotta be rockettin'. Oh yeah. And little do you know. I like that. Blindfold Rockettes with mousetraps? Yeah. That works.

Yeah, that works. Okay, all right TJ, make sure we get a bunch of mousetraps. There we go. Easy peasy. We're funny on our own. Why do we have to do this to ourselves? We don't have any skills. We do Brandon Mack.

I got to wait for the genes to get here. So Brandon, we have a chance right now. Come up with something that we could do. Well, we also were trying to plan a mostly one, too. So I don't know what we're. A variety show? Well, we were doing trying to plan a mostly one too. So I don't know what we're a variety show Well, we were doing that until we found out Jerry and then took the idea Jerry's had this idea for a while

That what it's been planned for like a month we had it that's fine. It's fine. It's not it's not it's not a fresh idea It's not like we have no I'm just saying Shit, we're playing we're having to plan something too. So I don't know what we would do there and then here There's not a fucking beef That's crazy. Does Jerry's have does it have to be funny or does it just have to be holiday? What if it was very serious? Yeah, what if we do a serious Christmas Carol that we make I think there is an activity scene being planned already So I don't think it has to necessarily be a comedy, but they just want each brand to be represented so Rockettes mousetrap Rockettes

And I'll get us in the spirit I'm it yeah, we got to be in sync I'm gonna make us like learn the dance. Line folded mousetrap racquette with no shoes on? I think we could do better. Well then let's... Well yeah but I mean we just can't just... We need Nick here. What if, okay hear me out, this is elaborate. You gotta get a towel. What if there's like a piece of paper so he can only see the legs line up and we gotta gotta keep doing mouse traprockets till he guesses whose legs are whose.

Correctly based off feet. But you won't really be able to kick your feet up very far if you've got like paper in front of you, right? Yeah, never mind. Not a logistics person. What about? Also, can I just say this? Well, do we want to say what our town is before doing it on the show? Don't we want people to watch and find out what

we did? True, but we need to order stuff. What do we need to order? Mousetraps. Doesn't the Nutcracker have a mouse dance in it? We don't know. I don't know. The Rat King? All right, we'll wait till Nick comes back. He'll have an idea for us. Do you wanna spin the wheel

to see who has to get towel whipped? Titus, come back. Make sure KB and Nick are on this because they'll just do it tomorrow. Titus, come back. Do you wanna get Max on it? Is he here? No, we'll save that for a wet.

Oh, Joey Gatto. It's Joey. He looks like a Joe. When you have an O at the end, it's Joey. All Italian Joes are automatically Joey. Yeah, Joey. It's Joe. Joe DiMaggio?

Like if his last name was Gatt. Joe Tori? Joe Gat. Right, if you can ever go double syllable back to back, you do Joey Gatto. Mark. I don't wanna tell him how to do his job. Titus?

How to say his own name. All right, just spin it. ["The Last Supper"] All right, so it'll be tomorrow. Nick will get towel with tomorrow. Alright. Great. Okay. Alright, good yak everyone. We'll see you all tomorrow. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style, and stay for a while It's the Yak! It's the Yak!

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