The Yak - John Summit Stops By and White Sox Dave is Stealing Chief's Twins? | The Yak 4-22-25

Episode Date: April 22, 2025

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Diva Eddie late. Yeah, he's just we're staring right at him Yeah, he's just yucking it up yucking it up have a business man having a convo with with someone the DEA Balls on the set. That's a DEA. It's DEA It's one guy. I don't know. Did the day was one guy. It's actually the guy on the bright. No kidding Yeah, shit other guys his bodyguard. Yeah, holy shit. Mm-hmm. Look at Ed. He's a man of the people We can get along with anybody. He really is There he goes. Oh and oh as he's saying hug wheel Hug wheel hug wheel hug wheel hug wheel hug wheel fuck it. Hurry up

Hurry up. hurry up, oh no. Who has to hug the TDA? Yeah, they're gone probably. They're gone forever. Too damn bad, too fucking bad. I would've done it too. I would've hugged him tight, grabbed his cheeks. TJ, how do you not have the hug wheel on the ready all the time?

Is the internet down? The wheel website's been hacked? Oh no. They hate Barstool. We know who's behind this. They blocked us. Wheel of names. They would win. The wheel websites been hacked. Oh, no They hate Barstool They would win we would like you know we would have to realize you like guess what you can hate us you can call us Cucks, whatever I

Want to wait for Eddie before I want to bring up the first topic I had Do you guys probably know what it is? Oh, I have something else you guys will never guess after yesterday The conversation I had which I probably should have done on there But you'll never guess who came in my office this morning. It was like hey Just heads up my contracts up in two weeks Very funny timing you'd think right before a contract. I was just like, you can't be serious, but that is who he is.

Yeah, and for the viewers that may not get it. We only know who you're talking about because before approaching you, he approached 15 other people. Wait, did he go up to you? No, but I bet I'm not wrong. You're not wrong. Said with love. Yeah, we'll see he go up to you? No, no. OK. But I bet I'm not wrong. You're not wrong. Sad with love.

Yeah, we'll see. I was actually thinking about it last night. I think I think Nicky Smokes will get re-signed unless Dave has a differing opinion. I think, though, I want to give him like a $500 pay cut, like total. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, get him right below six figures.

Yeah, just be like, hey, dude, guess what? It's you're going to miss, miss you know six dollars in every paycheck. You don't make six figures Yikes pal oh Man can't imagine that Can't tell if Dan is saying I'm doing my job or not. I, I'm a lost cause. One day I'll figure it out if not. This is a real post-op photo. Yeah. What? Yeah, that's like a real six months of tea photo.

Yeah. I also, I cleared it up with him. I was like, dude, you can go to Cubs games. I'm not mad. It's more like, don't, I actually wouldn't have noticed that he was gone if he didn't do that stupid sloth sittingoth sitting in his chair and be like haha look I'm here guys rub it in like just go yeah. Yeah, I would never care right gets a little disrespectful It's so it's like I wonder if I'll notice yeah, he's like haha look at this prank. I'm pulling that I'm not here

All right, well we could we could actually just start with the first thing unless you want to fucking It's Earth Day. Oh it is yeah We could play globe dodgeball. Oh Throwing it out there. Oh Yes, I bought a bunch of globes from Michael's Those would hurt yeah do something with them remember when you're a trash can last year. Yeah, that's right. Oh That's oh yeah trash can last year? Yeah, that's right, that was for her birthday. Was that for her day? That sucks. Oh yeah.

What should we do with the globes? I wanna throw them at each other. Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay with that. Dodge, little globe dodge ball? Globe dodge ball would rock. Or maybe challenge one on one? Yeah, one on one with the two. Yeah, can we do threes?

I think that will, will that break the court or the globe? It will definitely break the globe. Yeah, it will break the globe. I don't know about the court We can pop them out of the metal how heavy is that thing Danny If this hits you it would hurt pretty bad I'm not happy at all, but it would be ideal if we can get these off unless we really want to make it hurt Yeah, let me see if I can catch one Don't tell me which one he's gonna throw it now. What are the what are the politics of the globes you bought?

Oh, yeah, that'll hurt politics. Yeah, so uh no good question. Yeah, very important. We're doing USSR does this one recognize Hong Taiwan Yeah, Che. Why don't you spin the globe is Blindly and then put your finger somewhere and then tell us something about it. Well. I like that in your head So it's just what I think if it's not necessarily yeah, okay? Give us a stereotype you think that person would have yeah or a fun fact Gulf of America on them oh

No, oh you ever seen those guys on a No. Oh. You ever seen those guys on TikTok that can tell you the exact week a map was printed based off of certain things? Yeah. Those boys are awesome.

I would like to see that. You ever seen the How It's Made where the ladies are gluing the globes together? No. Very impressive, it's pretty hard work. It takes them like 10 years to become an expert at it. Probably not these kinds, but. Are any of them topographical?

Oh, bumpy. No, you got that topographical not a bumpy yeah man I love I love the earth all right go ahead Shay that would hurt oh look at him he's got a spin what you got that's Indonesia okay face for every single one of them uh oh man Indonesia I Think that's like the Bermuda of the southern hemisphere, okay? Good you put in our context. What about a football context? Yeah football term. Yeah Talk to us in football

Yeah, football. Talk to us in football. Indonesia is the special teams of the world, kind of a gunner on the punt formation. Oh, okay. And off to the side. Important in the role, I think some fabrics are made there. Yep. Things are assembled. I like this. This is the traveling the world with the dumbest person we know. It's a new video series.

Was this the missing airplane thing? Indonesia? Malaysia. Malaysia. Close. Oh, pretty actually pretty close. Yeah, but not Indonesia. Well, yeah, it's Asia.

Right. No, geographically pretty close. Nicky Smokes terms. Yeah. Indonesia's like when you nut a little bit. It's like pre-cum. It's pre-cum. Indonesia's like when you fuck but it's a little bit. It's like pre come it's pretty cool with the new teachers like when you fuck, but it's a ladyboy

Banger all right go ahead check. Oh, yeah, traveling the world with the dumbest person you do an impression of someone from yeah accent Accents get a little racist where in the world is Stephen Che? I just got an ocean Oh, whoa, okay? Be Hawaii. That's big looks like Hawaii. Yeah, oh Sierra Leone, oh very small Can't do an impression for this something a pop star yeah, it does yeah, or it's or soda Sierra Leone could be an only fans model for sure oh yeah, I believe mentioned in the song diamonds by Kanye West

Oh, yeah, it is a big diamond country Hmm Sierra Leone is on the western coast of Africa. I guess if it is Flipped upside down to the east coast. It's kind of like the Rhode Island of the United States size-wise similar It borders, Guinea and Liberia Its main export is and Liberia. Its main export is... Diamonds. Gotta be.

Corn alcohol. Oh. Can we check that? Are you guessing? Yeah. It's gotta be diamonds, right? It's definitely not corn alcohol. It's diamond? Oh yeah, maybe diamonds.

Maybe diamonds. Talk about corn syrup? So you're alone major experts diamonds coffee. Ah Why'd you say corn syrup? Yeah, what what corn alcohol corn alcohol corn are you saying like? ever clear Yeah, something like that. God. No, it's way off. I don't know. It was in the movie this weekend I was on my mind. What was in the movie corn alcohol Oh, God it not Sierra Leone Could be from there. I don't know What I think yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right traveling the world the dumbest person we know

All right, wait so Eddie's here you guys we have to play it But did you guys happen to see the White Sox Dave clip from yesterday? I did. I didn't. No. Oh my god. I did. He's so back and he's so... It's beautiful. It's really the quintessential White Sox Dave clip because he just makes conversations so difficult. What did he do? It's baffling. I played it like five times because I was just laughing and being like alright I would be stunned if they don't if they don't go something that ends in an L What do you think is going on or be in that war room because I think there's a lot was Ellen B DB and

O-line D line those don't end in L. Oh well and DL. Oh I think I'm in like the word go offensive line in defensive line so dear L or B L or B defensive back or offensive line D. What about an E? What's that? tight end tight end that's a D That's a D QB you're right No, I want defensive back Are you gonna credit for RB if it's being you said the I said I said or B. I said or B alright

So you're saying I I don't care who it is so long as it ends It's be or L defensive back or offensive line defensive line. I did cuz I have your L No, he know he but possibly a linebacker. No, no, no linebacker. Well, yeah, that ends in an R I kinda want to suggest a fullback one. And just be like, That's just so perfect. He made a system and then he didn't follow his own set. He made a super confusing system and then didn't follow it. But only when somebody else said it. Yeah.

Oh my god. I'm happy around it now because there's just so many of those instances. As you can see, me at the front. Yeah, you were going through it and I was like, hold on, record scratch. We gotta figure out what he just said. It's the definition of picking your own battle Yeah, exactly And I'm good to just pick it because I was once a week that I have to sit with him and I'm just like What you just said we need to we need to really dig into that

And he had an argument until you started saying yours and then he completely flipped it just changed the rules He forgot his own contrived system that was so lately that you're like you could just say the word Said and then and then people were pointing out afterwards like every position is a B. Yeah He basically just says no tight end or wide receiver. He made otherwise right? It's every it's literally a position. Yeah, Ieman. Yeah, even I even said what about a s He's like why count that as a B? Yeah, like he he made a shorthand with two categories for three things Just say the three things

Eddie what was the one a simple way to put it? Yeah What was the snake draft? I think rear ads was on it where he? The same thing is this he like set the rules and then he immediately yeah it was things that you wish you could have attended so I was like Woodstock or Whatever world series world series like you know whatever and then the point was you couldn't go back and rewrite history So you couldn't like stop the riot at Woodstock. But you could go and be a fly on the wall. And with his last pick, he's like,

I would go back and smack the bat out of that guy's hand who ate that bat soup and started coronavirus. And we're like, dude, we literally just talked for five rounds about this. I never said that. And also proven to be not true. It was a lab leak. Yes. Which, this was in 2021, so we still thought it.

But yeah. But it was more he was just like, you can't change history. And then he tried to change history. One minute later, I'm going to go back and change history. Well, yeah. Nick, you called it great, too. Like, that's another thing you said that has always stuck with me is nobody lies more

about things that are on camera than him. It's shocking. It's shocking I think he forgets he does but like I was on the superpowers draft with him and he took Extendo arms in the first And I just took telepathy right after It's a go-go gadget And I was like, oh, he was very adamant about that's what he wanted.

Was that the first round? First round, yeah. He just wanted to grab his remote controller from the cross of the room. I mean, he could have done every limb. He could have also just thrown legs. Stretching. Dick.

That's also a very funny superpower because you can, with today's technology, you can have your remote control in your phone that or you like my phone I can control the TVs from my phone. He wanted one of those like old person clamp things You have the superpower to control the TV with your mind So Nick took next and we're like you could have had that dude is no someone about the long arms about those long arms. Keep going back.

I love him. He is all the way back, though. Special boy. A B in an L. All right, Steven, you want to spin again? Steven's playing a game of dumbest, traveling the world with the dumbest person we know. Hmm Ocean turns out there's a lot of ocean a lot

Middle Ocean do you guys ever prune his hands on Friday? Oh, yeah? Oh? Let's prune them today. Let's do it. Oh, Japan. Oh Well, you got they got that they got Chinese Yeah, but I know some things about Japan. Oh, no, but like okay. Yeah, all right go They got bombed twice. Yeah, World War two Kind of looks like New York City, but with more people okay Main export but with more people okay main export Che name like five things Japan makes cars yeah that's a big one TVs okay, yeah

That's fine SUVs sure shall we cars sushi what about what about consoles Aren't they they make playstation isn't and Nintendo yeah, oh, okay baseball players. Yes, sure. Oh, hey. He's in town Yes tonight. He's in office first game Look we do have John summit here. Yeah, yeah people are freaking out about Very cool guy you met him. Yeah, he came on PMT. Oh, that's awesome. He's from here, right? Yeah, he's from my neighborhood. He's one of the craziest stories ever just being a He was a big four accountant and then now is like the world's biggest DJ DJ seemed like the most normal people in the music world. Yeah, that's true or not cuz I'm not really

that in tune with the DJ world, but From what I can gather they seem as compared to your rock stars didn't dip low just like say he sucked a dick That was Kanye. That was Kanye. I need last night. Yeah, I was Kanye Yeah, a lot of luxury guys are normal. They've been around a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think there's I think it's a little bit different When you're a very famous DJ like there's not Like you're you're probably not as recognizable right I think to those who yeah, yeah, that was I also feel you're not not gay. That's one of the last things That's gay. Yeah, you're gonna for a living you're gonna put he did do a double negative there. He's not not gay I'm not not oh, he's more of a vibes guy over gender.

Yeah. Okay. I feel like DJs get it all out of their system. I'm not not gay. For the first couple years. He's been there a couple guys. Your dick's got pussy vibes. Yeah.

Really tight good pussy vibes. I mean that's kinda cool, a diplo. He's like, I'm not gonna ruin a party by being like, I won't suck that dick. Yeah, like the record scratch of somebody not sucking a dick. Yeah. We can't like, I won't suck that dick. Yeah, like the record scratch of somebody not sucking a dick. Yeah. We can't continue the party unless you suck this dick.

Everyone's a little gay. Yeah, but I would say sucking a dick is a lot of gay. That's not a little gay. Yeah. It's probably one of the gayer things. Yeah. I think it's probably gayer than having sex with a dude. Yeah.

A little gay is like Hey tighties you look really hot today a Lot of gays Drops your knees at record speed I need that dick in my mouth That'd be a that would definitely be in the category of a lot of that's very gay. Yeah, unless of the vibes Yeah, it's true vibes There's Tony. I fucked up wearing shorts, man. I pulled the trigger too early I looked at the for a nice day out, but it's supposed to be kind of nice today

But then it's supposed to be warm seemingly every day from here for the most part you could have waited one day I got excited and I did it. It's hopeful. I'm very cold But shiver well, I think we also yeah, what an idiot yeah Earth they got your stems out. Yeah, that's nice. You are celebrating Earth Day Brandon is not here today. It's here tomorrow who did mostly with you Brandon took Earth Day off I let you both sit in the big boy chair. Oh Little we bow get a booster seat How'd he do? Brandon took Earth Day off. I let Evo sit in the big boy chair. Oh Get a booster seat

How'd he do He's good. Yeah, he's a big-time nerd, but sometimes Is he okay with the Orioles? I feel like he's been getting a lot of fights online um no It doesn't seem like he is he's sort of in denial mode with us not the dial that it's happening, but denial that he Cares that much. Yeah, I also. Kind of like a wait and see type thing of. It strikes me as he's like in a trust the process, but like what process do the Orioles have that would ever make you want to trust it?

Yeah. Where he's like, don't worry, it's going to work out. Yeah, he's doing that. He's a lot of like, this is definitely bad. I acknowledge that losing 24 to 2 is bad, but We're still in a good spot, right? Yeah, and it's still gonna be okay. Yeah 24 to 2 is a hilarious baseball score That's a lot. I scared the hell out of you. Oh yesterday. I saw that was awesome. Yeah funny He looked like he was down scare

What was he doing? Is he working out? He was working out. I think he was trying to take his mind off the Orioles. He was listening to some emo music. Yeah. Yeah. As he does. He's got a dump truck. Yeah, he does.

Oh my God, look at the guy. How much money did you make? I love these videos, I just gotta say. Like the Vibs, Tommy Smokes one is one of my favorites. Yeah. Remember that one? No. Oh, I wanna of my favorites. Yeah, remember that one? No Oh, I want to find that one Tommy smokes is frightened. Oh He's afraid of everything. Yes, I know but it's I had one of those moments yesterday

I saw Nick on the street and I was driving with my son to get him cleats for his little league that starts Saturday He's on the Pirates and Nick was wearing a Pirates hat and my son was like does he play on the Pirates and I was like yep yep huge sure does one how did you know so yeah that will be a fun you're gonna have to get in a full uniform fine yeah that was like one of those dad moments very fun doing the cleats like having them run up and down Oh you picked up the uniform right? Yeah picked up the uniform. What number is he? He's number one nice Yeah, I think he was maybe the first one to pick it up

I don't think there was any system But yeah doing the like getting the cleats and like running up and down the sports good store It's fun getting a bat got him a bat. That is nice. Did you how was his shoe? There's cleat fitting better than white socks Dave. That's all we're better than Doug. Yeah, so Do we have a problem with Doug? I think we just need a brand new device on deck Yeah, what we have a picture from yesterday that has hit the internet that Doug is maybe he's maybe being accused of doing the white socks Dave it's from last week oh no I think he might oh this looks a lot worse

if you look at it a little harder does he have feet I think the this is yes, I thought he didn't have a heel yeah, I think that's the heel line, but wait So I could be wrong though. You might have little ankles wait does Doug have lifts in if his heels that far out? Yeah, what's going? I think it might be like there is the actual one we're in stirrups We also have to get to the bottom of this sweatshirt thing the pink sweatshirt. Can you grab them Steven? I think it's a little harder. I think it's a little harder It might be like there is the actual one wearing stirrups We also have to get to the bottom of this sweatshirt thing the pink sweatshirt. Can you grab them Stephen? Doug or Connor Blutman Connor and Lucas. Yeah, they're all wearing they're doing something. Do you also want Doug or no? No Doug, okay? We got the heel we myth busted Simple as that. That was some great investigative work by us. Case closed.

Another one off the books. It's just Dave alone. I did do some research and found a little intel on the pink sweaters. I believe they were all originally for Jerry after Darkstream. Oh. And now they look like they're being repurposed for another mission. But Lucas is... So I know Liam wore it yesterday.

Listen, if Liam doesn't want to shower, I'm not gonna tell him. Lucas, if Lucas doesn't shower, he's fired. That's fair. Oh, what's up? Yeah. John Summit, you want to come on for a sec? Yeah, we're live. What's going on? So I was just telling him that we had a great time on PMT.

John Summit, best DJ in the world. Hell yeah. That's a fact. I'll take that. I want you to do the gauntlet, but I don't know if we can Physically what are we missing right now? We're missing the football which I think we could maybe move We could adjust that yeah, we could adjust that Steven do you want to try to set up a gauntlet for John summit even though the football I? Don't know what we do with the football. Can you bring one of those out? So who's done the worst gauntlet Jeff D Lowe our friend Jeff D Lowe okay hit a shot forever

so Jeff D Lowe that's my bar then yeah no you don't worry you will not you will not be Jeff D Lowe bad that's a fact like it took him like ten minutes or how long it was like he's starting in the gifts was it getting to his head. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm 30. Yeah Brutal yeah, but there's like a bunch of people who've done it like you can get I mean you're pretty bad Oh, you're a blindfolded. Yeah Yeah, I got the oh shit all right jobs Stephen you could also do the net he could throw into the net Alright, Stephen you could also do the net he could throw into the net All right, he's got it have you ever had any other musician here do that uh we have musicians No, or to Georgia line. Yeah, one of the guys

Georgia We've had a bunch of comedians Yeah, yeah knocks, sports guys, random people. You're gonna do well. I saw you shooting. I got confidence. I scored the last basket. Yeah, you don't have a bad shot.

Wait, so- Are you athletic? Did you grow up an athlete or anything? I did track and field and cross country, so. Okay. That's neat. All right. No.

Exactly. I did baseball in middle school. Wait, so you're off to Vegas after this? Yeah, I'm planning to live on Saturday. And you have a residency in Vegas? Yeah, have you been there yet, the Fountain Blue? I have. I actually stayed there last time I went to Vegas.

Nice hotel. Yeah, it is. I really like the clubs there too, because it's like brand new and everything. Dude, having a residency, that's gotta be awesome. Do you gamble when you go? No, I'm not a big gambler. Okay. Yeah.

All right, what's your game of choice? I like to gamble everything, but the... I get too much high out of what I do, like on stage. That would make sense. Yeah, but if my friends are like, wanna go down and play blackjack, I like that, but. Yeah. It freaks me out when I see like, Dana White and shit doing like a million and a half a hand

I'm like what the fuck yeah, we get we played blackjack with Dana White right? Oh, yeah, was he was he going that heavy on the hand well? He was just winning us money I think one of the weirdest experiences of Titus is with I was shit my pants the whole time Yeah You just literally sat down his blackjack table And you said how much you wanted to win and then he would just gamble With the money until you won it and then you had to get up and then but you could take that money Yeah, but he just wanted the rush. Yeah, he like I'm sure what's going on

So like at one point the dealers just like you're down a hundred grand. Yeah, yeah, and then I'm like am I I'm down I'm like am I I'm down Yeah, I literally was like yeah, I want to win 20 grand and then sat down played three hands 120 grand and then got up Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, you see any magicians in Vegas. Uh No, I have not you gotta go see shin-lim. He's a master of smoke and illusion. Yeah, where's that? I don't know I bought tickets and I realized I had to fly out Yeah, where's that at? I don't know I bought tickets and I realized I had to fly out Look up shin-limb I'm down. Nobody can control smoke like him. Yeah, I saw this one absence show of you heard that no

It's not it's like a it's like a raunchy circus away. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's fun So wait, so you know Dante from like years in the past Kind of cuz he has a bunch of clubs and stuff and I played his club in Cleveland whenever I'm in Cleveland I call it they like the Ibiza of the Midwest and they get a big rush out of that Oh, yeah, that place is cool. Yeah, it's like the train and stuff. Yeah, it's actually it's a fucking blast out there That's fun. He told me he's moving down to Miami right now. Oh he is That a secret Guys can open a bar still office there, but Dave lives there too. So yeah, just those two Yeah, that's you like ever worked from an office or is he just worked from his pool? Works for his pool. He comes in every now and then not too bad usually comes in to just be like why are you disrespecting me?

He's like quits like every every couple months Last one was with the popcorn machine. He was mad about that. Yeah, that's what drew the Dante yeah, not Dave Dave. Sorry. I thought we were talking about Dada So no Dave Dave works from his house, which is on the water and the pool. Yeah, pretty nice We don't take what over the popcorn. Yeah, he was mad that we didn't ask him. I can't remember what it was He you know hook up a do we get no he had a Clark I know yeah I think he claimed to be the hookup and we never thanked him for or asked him

Yeah, and he's like what the fuck you got a popcorn machine without talking to me So if you want that is fucked up. Yeah, that's really fucked up. Oh, I have one question I forgot to ask on PMT. What where do you get all your clothes? How does cool? Kyle would love this. There's a lot of dope stops in Miami that I frequent. And all of this stuff is usually like one of one. Yeah, because like those pants are pretty crazy. Thank you, yeah.

These are from... I didn't say they were good, I just said crazy. That's good in my head though. I like to stand out a little bit. That's true. That's true. I'm trying to think of what I should wear at the Cubs' game. I don't have any Cubs gear right now. Yeah, he's throwing out the first place. Oh, no

Yeah, you gotta just go to the official store. What's the best spot to go to? I'm sure they give you something Yeah, they'll give you some item. They'll probably give you a just open. Yeah. Yeah, yes You'll be fine. Is that what you've worn when you're up there? No, because I did it for the I was telling you I threw it out when Anthony Rizzo's foundation was me and a bunch of kids with cancer and I was the only adult The best I did I was the only one who threw from the mound Wow, yeah Do you miss that Cubs team at all? 2015 yeah 16. Yeah. Yeah, I mean those guys were the best Rizzo was best is Rizzo cuz I'm still a Rizzo fan Like I go I went to the World Series the Yankees. I'm just doing yeah, Rizzo's on there. Is he retired officially? I don't think officially now. Is oh, yeah

Yeah, but he's gonna retire after well. He's not playing right now. Oh, wow. I don't think so. I don't know He's retired or the game is retired him kind of thing. No, he's a he hit me up after the World Series game They won it's like hey after party I'm like you guys there's still like three more games After the world series game they won it's like hey after party I didn't realize they they've already like that. Yeah, I'd be like, how can you hit a baseball hungover though? I've never understood that. I mean, there's a lot of like some of the legends of the game, right? Yeah, like Joe DiMaggio Mickey Manil Mickey Manil Mickey Manil a legit out in Halleck. Yeah Yeah, the coolest like private party you've been asked to play Any Saudi princes try to fly you out no I'm not that's common. No that's common

Yeah, I've got some big offers, but it'd have to be like a lot of money to do that Yeah, why it's not a good vibe. Just like it's too corporate Yeah, and it just like kind of like you don't want to look like you're selling out too much right away I don't know. Yeah, I'm not liking the stage of my career It's like you know like when Bieber does like a wedding for ten million dollars, and yeah I think but you're open to it. Yeah Yeah, I mean if it was ten million dollars right yeah, make sure that you're still open to I don't want you to end any We have a lot of Saudi princes that watch this

So I want to make sure your main demographic I don't want you to end any, we have a lot of Saudi princes that watch this show. So I wanna make sure. That's your main demographic? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Dude, I'll tell you what, if the Saudi princes want the Yak live, I'm there.

Oh, yes. Next to their pet tigers just talking, making heart jokes. We are there. Have you ever been out to Dubai at all? I have not, actually, Dave and I were very close. We got offered to go to a boxing match out there and it was like short notice and I think we like we they offered us one thing which was a lot of money and We counteroffered with like what would be worth

Having to fly for like an entire week back and forth and they said no we would have done it to do like a Podcast or anything just I think it was just for us to go Yeah, do videos and stuff did you see what he said on drop a pen? No, I offered him to do a pizza fest Oh, really? Yeah, do you say how much he said like 2.5? Yeah, cuz I remember the offer was it was many millions that they were offering us and it was they got it No, they I see well, no, no, they'd like they have the yeah. Oh, yeah Oh, is it bar store that puts on the pizza first cuz I know that's like out in like yeah, and I was I went in New York. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, they did. I think they're doing it again this year, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, the portillo thing you do was cool Oh, yeah, that was a good private event. That was dope. Yeah That was like my go-to spot growing up for everything too So it's cool that we pulled it off and they never even shut down the restaurant the restaurant was still going The staff was just staring at me there entire entire time like what the fuck is going on Were they like annoyed? No, if you have them were vibing and if you have them were clearly annoyed, okay, sign up for this shit Is there anywhere you've played that you're like oh shit this mark actually goes kind of crazy like like a place you didn't expect to

Be awesome that That's a good question Tara Holt goes crazy Yeah, that is a good question It's always kind of like the middle market towns though because I do think is they don't have big ours that come through a lot And they just fucking nuts where like the LA New York and stuff Is a little bit spoiled. I guess yeah But always like the random countries too because now I'm doing Europe a lot that the crowds they're fucking nuts Oh, what's the best place to go in Europe?

besides Biza I'm I love London in general and then Amsterdam is always a great time. That's gotta be Guys are even out there What's it like to be cool? Yeah, for sure remember he was an accountant so yes was a loser There's no more to University of Illinois. Oh, yeah. Mook was an accountant.

Yeah. And now Mook's really cool. Yeah. That's the same thing. That's right. All right. I think the gauntlet's ready. So Steven will walk you through it.

And then so you're going to... So I can get some reps in before we start? You could practice a little, but you don't need... You'll be fine. No, I'll be fine. You'll go... I just need to know what the hole is. Pornhole. You just got to get one in the cornhole. Okay. but you'll be fine. No, I'll be fine. You'll go- I just need to know what the home is. You'll go cornhole.

You just got to get one in the cornhole. Okay. Then you shoot soccer shot. You got to score one goal. If you don't score on the first three, you can score from anywhere, so you can go really close if you want. Okay. Then there's the bat right there.

You just got to hit a home run, which is above this level. So it's not even, it's that. Wait, am I self-pitching myself? Yep. Okay. And then you got to throw the football through the body armor bottle which is down there on the end of the court You see that the orange one wait what you see on the screen? In the screen yeah, Stephen will be with no make sure you go through it all three point shot three point shot Then you sit back down, and then we have a trivia thing that you have to do where you just have to get ten

Right of any like there's a bunch of Categories will will help you will lead you you did this in a minute and a half Yeah, there's a perfect and you did this blindfolded how the fuck blindfold one was harder But yeah, how do you literally shoot a basketball blindfolded? It took me a lot of shots That one was a bad. Do you like lift it up first? No, no, no, I was just chucking. Did you have a guy? I would be like, I think I had a guy. Okay I think I had a guy put the baseball was literally impossible though. No the blindfold you can shoot a shot blindfolded Yeah, the baseball was the hard part. Okay hit a baseball point. What do you feel like your weakest link is out there? Uh, I hand coronation. So a lot of these oh no

Heavens we had a cross-country element Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

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Dan I didn't know he's yeah, Dan's you Swanson. Yeah, p. Crowe Armstrong is awesome p. Crowe Armstrong I guarantee you as a fan of yours. Yeah, okay He's like a 22 year old who's the ace right now? Well Justin Seale got hurt showed off showed up. Okay, it's Japanese picture. Yep Yeah, they're actually a fun team this year yeah And you can go with the Dodgers there. What's up? You get to like maybe meet Shohei. Oh, yeah, that'd be pretty dodgers Yeah, yeah, all right. Let's do it. All right, cool got this lunch straight into it. Yep It's Stephen will be with you the whole way so he'll lead you

He's down for it. Yeah, he is he easily could have not done it especially with the set set up this way Yeah, we have a commercial shoot out there. You're moving to Miami? What did I just say? I got it. Sit down, sit down, sit down there. Dante's here, he's mad. Every few months you get mad at someone about disrespect.

What are you talking about? The popcorn, you basically quit. You were like, I'm done with you guys. That's insulting, isn't it? You literally texted Hank saying, I'm done with you guys. That's Insulting isn't it you literally Texas Hanks saying I'm done with you guys done lining up advertised Oh, yeah, no, it was done with you guys. Oh, that's taken way out of contact. Oh way out of context wait So I that you tip that as me quitting pretty much saying I'm done with you guys I think it was even for real this time.

No, no. What about what about Miami? Are you moving? Are you moving to Miami? Now, someone just said you are. No, I could never. Did you lie to John Summit? No, we were talking about the move from Illinois to Florida, which he recently did. I've been down in Florida for a while.

All right, Stephen, you gonna you're gonna help them All right, you ready John. I'm ready. All right here. We go three two one There he goes He said he's not good hand-eye coordination, so that's a problem Now on John I wish Nikki smokes was a new goal. I know Like the boards further tonight it might be every oh there we go there we go get home. Oh fuck. That's a good shot We just gotta pump them up All right, you can get close you get close

Dude, he's probably not gonna to get any chicks after this. No, he's done for. Never going to get a chick again. There you go. Baseball. Baseball. You're humming now. Under a minute still.

He's throwing out the first pitch tomorrow. Oh, there it is. Nice, nice. That was a nice soft tone. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Pants do look great. Yeah.

Like you just have to wear stuff like that with confidence and I couldn't. Kyle's gotta be so mad he's not here. Oh my god. Connor, Lucas, and Blutman are embarrassing me. All in front of the camera. Embarrassing me in front of fucking John. Put him before in front of the camera.

Oh my god. Look like the girls from Greece. And I know like Lucas is gonna screenshot him standing next to John on his Instagram just be like, I guess today was decent Shut up douchebag gonna post it across all play. Yeah, we haven't hit rim yet. Just another day, but it's not the worst-looking shot He's like a very very cool Rudy and Rudy's already cool super nice guy too. Yeah, very nice Very cool Rudy and Rudy's already cool super nice guy, too. Yeah, very nice

And I think you really fucks with me heavy yeah, the only thing that thinks were pretty cool Well, the only thing hurt my feelings is he was like after PMT is like that really went well I was like, yeah, that was awesome. Thanks. Me. He's like I'm trying to get that 35 plus crowd All right trivia you're still under two minutes all right Ten ten MLB teams with red white and blue in their logo Let's see four members of Led Zeppelin. I do all these yeah Total any yeah, just okay, so Cubs obviously okay Dodgers no

Seven longest rivers in the u.s. We start to do all no no no just hop around things uh Mississippi River yep For Dante wants is looking at you. Do you know the games of ship and battleship? Or the types of oh nine countries to begin with the letter L You got Jimmy page is in the lights up one. Yep Oh nine countries to begin with the letter L. You got Jimmy page is in the lights up on yep Co-creators of South Park Matt Stone and Trey Park there we go go smallest person playing an OV game

Six players to achieve a Grand Slam in golf Got at least one of those yeah, you got another one Tiger Woods. Yeah One of those yeah, you got another one Tiger Woods. Yeah Oh, you're getting close and no Palmer. Yeah, there we go John no Oh Arnold Palmer didn't fuck okay lied what about nine countries begin with letter L? Libya yeah We all green oh, Lithuania. No what are they not countries? No no I we don't have a great there we go time 10 dude that was good And now we're gonna boost you up cuz we're gonna tell you who you beat it's probably gonna be some names you recognize

I beat you blindfolded. Oh, yeah huge all right 310 310 Also legit time ages. Yeah Just full is like the quarterback Nick full. Yeah, that's very That's pretty bad for him. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, you you completely like dusted Cam Newton he's Let's see who else take that all right, let's see Julian Edelman I Beat muck the accountant Yep, Cole Comett

Bear Gunnar Henderson Oriol, Will Compton Rudy was that bad I feel so out of shape, I'm like winded right now I'm winded for the rest of the show What do you mean? I saw you, you're like running five miles Yeah, I know

For some reason throwing balls really gets to me You better warm up for tomorrow, man. Yeah shit. He's gonna be ready to go I just told him to make sure you keep it high. Yeah, yeah, don't scuff it Yeah, and don't like beam a random like poor girl It doesn't look bad if the catcher has to stand up it looks bad if it bounces Yeah Do I do you give a little sidearm action or anything good you You're a lefty. Yeah, okay, then you hit right yeah Yeah, that is a good combo

Alright well John. Thank you man. Yeah, great having you by the office. I appreciate you man Yeah, it's nice to be back in my hometown of Chicago. This is fun. Yeah, beautiful Yeah, we'll see you soon. Good luck. Yeah, absolutely Good luck tomorrow. We won't make fun of it too bad He's John John's gonna throw in the dirt be like I thought those guys liked me Like we want a more We had a really good time. Could I pull off this goodbye? No.

Because he did. I couldn't at all. So John is throwing out a Cubs first pitch before Steven Shea, huh? Yeah. Oh, wow. Titus. Wow.

John. Yeah, that was good, that was clean. Nice. That was clean. Dude, he was begging for that. I'm fucking with you. I'm fucking with you, too. How the hell did I beat Kevin Newton? He must have fucked that up.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so, Dante, you're not moving. Oh. No. And you're not quitting. Dude, I fucking.

I'm gonna pull up the text. I think we talked about this I Just explained it to you. I meant I was done Lining up slam dunk ad deals Yes Nick got it. Yeah, okay Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Yeah, that's on you big cat. Yeah Figure it out. What a win for me Phil John Summit gets up from the microphone the same way. Do you see that?

It's two similar guys Scoot And you're not moving No, I'm stuck here. Is John Summit single-handedly restoring the reputation of Naperville, Eddie? That's, yeah, that's huge. Naperville is a bad, uh.

We've been trying to do a positive press tour for Naperville. What's bad about it? Well, they just always the go-to, like, meme stereotype for Chicago suburbs. Yeah, what other states have? Can I say, like, Yuppieville? It's just sterile. It's like, eh. It's just like. It's just like, yeah. It's like yeah, what other states have I say like yuppieville just sterile. It's like just like yeah

It's just like what other states have a place like that. Well like New York doesn't suburb shame I mean, I guess is it is it is it bad or is it oh so good that it's easy to make it's a very Nice suburb. It's yeah, it's very nice suburb like my friends that moved out there. I never see him. They live out there They stay out there. They love it I think the stereotype it's like the douchey frat boy moves to Chicago or wherever and he's like I'm from Chicago And it's like oh, he's actually right they claim it to be like Karen central to oh yeah there it is yeah Really right down also fuck you guys done with you all that nuts on Clark thing with today was final straw, okay? So yeah, he brought up the final straw is like who is who it pulls up these tweets and on jay

Yeah, so you quit neely boy sent me that T. J. That's impressive Didn't quit, but it was your final straw yeah, it was final straw now. I didn't quit though Yeah, that means so we're just out of straws. We're out of straws We're strawless. Yeah, we're still sipping the drink. It's just no straws. Okay, the turtles rejoice Yeah, but next time there's no more straws to give what does what does that mean Well, no, I'm still lining up ad deals. How are you? I teed up a great one. Oh really? What was it? Can't talk about it bad bad Shit has gone down since then oh

Not with us with the company With you no no no deal with the pole with the company Las Vegas really Not good. I'll tell you off air. Oh, I think I'll tell you off air. Oh, I think I know Kind of Ed knows yeah, were you the one that White Sox Dave passed off as his own but with touch tunes Or was that white song? Oh, that was all white socks Dave. Yeah, he thought that was gonna be groundbreaking Yeah, he was like hey Can we get a touch tunes in the office so we can listen to any song Oh, we just have to pay

In the grand context of all the shit that went down last month can you imagine that nightmare yeah, but also Does he understand what Spotify is we have speakers? It was just like yeah, it's hey to listen to music at work. It's not as fun. The crazy dude We had an idea before while you guys were building this out Hank and I originally we were gonna build the DJ booth. Yeah, and I still want you to do Yeah, I was gonna I was gonna play like random Basketball games during the day and all that and then of course Basketball games during the day and all that and then of course

Stay squeeze you out. No copyright music man. Yeah, like what can't have fucking fun. No you can't music I'm anything you make your own though, right? I would I'd be fucking John summit if I had that talent. Mm-hmm He might not be into that. What is the talent that he has? He makes his own songs and they're awesome. does he really yeah, that's that seems good Yeah, he's a genius and a lot of guys just like mix shit together. That's what I do play other people stuff Got it. He makes the stuff. Yeah John Summits the Rolling Stones He's a great producer I'm a better DJ, but he's a better. Oh, you're better DJ than John summit. Summit I'm a good DJ yeah I know you are I can't produce to save my life oh shit does he know you're better yeah oh yeah

John huh yeah see if he's there see if he's here get him back here we ever follow up on those two Chicago like funky twins look at this circle right I texted you the other day Dan they text me Blandon save him from smokes Tell him to clarify. No, no, no, no. That's what you said. Don, don't be talking shit over there. Don, your seat.

Don, I was explaining the difference between producing and DJing. Oh, okay. Yeah, and you don't have either. That settles. His seat was still warm. He literally was like, John would say the same thing. I was like, I don't think. That's settled. His seat was still warm. He literally was like, John would say the same thing. I was like, I don't think.

You really held your ground back there, Doug. Yeah, I did. He's just so nice. If I were John Summitt there, I'd just be like, he's the best. What bar mitzvah you got this weekend? Oh yeah. Nah, he's the best.

We were one of, he still credits us. We were one of the first big companies that ever recognized him or did anything we flew out to Brooklyn and Interviewed him before his Mirage show that was like before he blew up blew up. So I interviewed on what pod I Hate you No, I'm genuinely back now for backstage what and uh interviewed on what pod No, I'm genuinely back now for backstage what and uh Go subscribe Yeah, no, wherever it is

No, it was great. And then after that he just took off on a rocket ship. Yeah So you made him no How old is he? I think he's like 26 27 27 it was funny though 29. He is he 29? Yeah, he looks he looks a lot younger. Yeah, but for 30 30. Oh, no, I was outside on a call and Megan came out to smoke and she was like man. How old is John like 22 23? I was like nah, I think he's like 26 27. She's like I've never seen Dan and PFT look so old oh My life standing bad day for you. She's like doing the nice like she's like they interview college kids all the time like college

Athletes and everything they don't make them look old, but John made them look so No, no time out. I watched the Patriot Day documentary yesterday I looked so young no you look so much better now. Oh, yeah, well. I don't know about that You know you look let me Dave looks a lot better. Yeah, but no I Don't know I think you're not giving yourself credit. All right. Thank you. I appreciate that Eddie my hype man right here I'm telling if you pull it up. I think everyone in the room would agree with me. Yeah This job age is I'm I've aged. Yeah That's also just time people will be like, oh you look like like what happened to you?

It's like I don't know a decade. Yeah, I guess That's what it is a decade of it I don't know. I will not then not I'm saying like when you did the interview oh, oh yeah When you got a fine life fluctuate yeah, oh yeah, that's a bad shirt, too That's a shirt that doesn't fit Yeah, that's a JD Vance. All right, get that out of there. You look much better than in the interview. Yeah, that is a JD Vance.

I didn't know JD Vance literally was the last person to see the pope. Yeah. That's so funny. That's so funny. Dante? He's got his tin foil hat on. Dante, talk to me, brother.

I'm not saying it. But was there any symbolism? People are saying it. The yellow tie? Yellow tie? Yeah, what was the yellow tie? I saw someone saying it, but is there any symbolism people are the yellow tie yellow tie Yeah, what was the yellow tie? I saw someone be like notice. He's wearing yellow ties like okay. I saw that Oh shit. He is That's the extent what does that mean you guys hear about the whole last pope yes last pope that dies on Easter But he didn't die on Easter. Yeah, he did he died. I thought he died the day after I think it was Easter It's not looking not looking good for us guys. When did he actually die?

They're saying that portal that he opened up on day. Do you see the portal? Yeah? Oh, yeah, but Nick They're saying Monday the post are saying I think Nick knows a lot more than he lets on to you guys mm-hmm Are you guys gonna share any of this or just yeah? What the fuck is he yellow? I gotta worry about myself You guys can educate yourselves so around around st. Peters they have portraits of all the Pope's and Since her first one. I don't know who the first one was but they have them all and there's one slot left and but they have them all. And there's one slot left.

And they're gonna fill that in now and there's this whole prophecy that after the final pope is filled in, the Antichrist is like gonna be exposed and then shit is gonna get real. And it's happening now. Yeah, and they're saying like we're basically in the final days that the scriptures foretold centuries

ago and this is all like gonna start going down now. This is a good time to say. Again, I'm not saying this, people are saying. It's a good time to move Miami. Yeah. I arrived in a red tie, visited the pope in a yellow tie, attended mass in a black tie. So yeah. What the fuck does that mean? Yeah, you can't deny that Kenya. No, okay. Yeah

the people that were saying that he's tied to The Pope somehow dying of a heart attack. What do you die of stroke? COVID no foul play. No, it was a stroke and heart attack coke vaccine Well, isn't he didn't test his powders. It's an Easter Monday a thing too. Yes can't joke around those Easter Monday Yeah, we can we are right now Just see I feel like the Pope's off-limits Hope why it's in his prime. He's the Papa Yeah, he makes things go really well.

Yeah. So is Epstein off limits? That's a wild putting that in the same. That's more of a Joe Paterno. What? How is that different? My God. Pope's more of a Joe Pah.

Yeah, okay, yeah. He knows what's going on. Yeah, yeah. That is, they're not doing too much. Did you see he had a, I didn't know he had a, can't say it. You can't say it, but he had a very funny, well it's not funny.

The verbiage was the way he said it. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, the way the sentence was structured. All right, I'll just pull it up and people can read it. Because he said it twice. Because, and it's also, it's not, he said it, not us. He said it, apologize, and then like immediately said it. We're just saying it twice. And it's also, it's not, he said it, not us. He said it, apologized, and then like immediately said it.

He said there's an air of something in the Catholic Church. Yeah. He used a choice word. I say the articles, because we'll use a real article. Yeah. Remember when he batted at that lady like a cat? I don't remember that. When she touched his hand he was like,

He got her good. Was he a well-liked pope? No. Francis? I think a lot of people did. A lot of people liked him. I think you're not talking to the mic anymore. Can you find the pope's hand clap?

I think the younger generation liked him. The older generation did not like him. I think they're going to vote in a very conservative pope. This guy was a little too accepting. Pizza Bala? This guy loved people. Yes,, Kate is right the Ghanaian guy is very conservative hmm. I want pizza Bala That's the American guy right the Ghanaian is no he's from Ghana. I'll tell you what the word Ghanaian Yeah that fucking American guy what the church I'll tell you what the church yeah that fucking American guy what the church

A lady hope I know Pope change the game flip it on its head I know shock the world but like a butch badass like a girl lesbian like a girl Boss none now just be like we're not gonna be hot anymore, baby, but she's gotta be hot Big cast three has to have would help but not saying she has to be I'm just saying go the opposite direction Stop being Augusta National Get a female pope with big tits. Yeah When the real opposite direction like getting like a Muslim pope oh I mean that I fucking DEI right we're gonna have a Muslim pope probably yeah, London's mayor And now this it would rock if Diggs is an ex-pope that's why you left true 180

Shit me. Oh, I bet you we can convince Dukes that he's like You pull up that article who should the Pope should have been All right, I'm out here guys all right John's not really mad at me Pope Francis reportedly again use derogatory We're just look up that article. It is scroll down Which scroll down you didn't hear about this which were keep going which word could it be? Which one oh? Oh, yeah, there it is first hope quoting himself recalled the conversation, which he said there's an air of then he apologized

Yeah, and he apologized he's like actually there is Drop the hammer there sniffing around There is an air of it's true there is the Vatican oh There is an air of it's true there is the Vatican oh Did you see Dave tweeted a Nikki smokes convo no oh here we go hey Dave wanted to check in my contracts up in July At least ends on May 1st before I commit to a new lease. I was wondering if there's a chance I'll be staying on thanks for everything got to talk to Dan leaving early to watch Cubs game Day games probably not the best move. Yeah, you're right. I'll talk to him or are you saying you're gonna talk to him? Sorry, I'm dumb Yeah, I think like he's gonna get resigned we just need to make him squirm

Yeah Cuz he doesn't take any he doesn't take damage in a more frustrating way than than che Because he doesn't take any he doesn't take damage in a more frustrating way than than che Yeah, he I don't think does he worry oh, man This is how I found out the Cubs are playing a night game Oh so good Can't quit them Can't quit alright, so what's going on so we got to get to the bottom of this. What are they doing I? Attempted to go down the path to figure it out, and then I bailed after I think it's just like a gang activity Yeah, it is

Least boredom after light questioning I realized this is I Just wanted worth going down, but Lucas might not be showering and that is fireable For him specifically that yeah. Yeah, of course just him Lucas is in his like Al Capone days, but we're just trying to get him for like spitting on the street anything small problems yeah just getting him in something like if I see him with a stapler in his pocket it's out yeah dangerous weapon they're out of here how from the office yeah saw he took the flower to the playground last night oh yeah he yeah. He's pushing a child's swing.

He's really handing it out. Yeah. He just said in chat, I shower. Okay. He seems like a guy that doesn't sweat. Lucas? Yeah, I can't picture him sweaty. This is unsettling if you're an adult. Yeah.

With children. Especially the handicapped swing. Is that what that is? Is that for... That's not what that is. Oh, I thought it was for special needs that is not what that is swing is for special No special needs I thought it was just a chill swing No, it's for fucking kids that goes for vibing

Yeah, I thought like safe thought that was the special needs I thought because Needs to lean back and maybe doesn't have full muscle whatever just a new design. Yeah, I think it's just a swing I think the swings with the no okay do you know what the rolly slides are the slides with like the rolling pins yeah no for kids with hearing aids what because I guess the static electricity of a regular slide could fuck up the hearing aid yeah no kidding really at least I saw that online maybe I'm wrong but I believe that's what that is nope okay so yeah special needs high back yeah Yeah, they are yes

Yeah, because there are the other swings that oh whoops why using my time the leg holes Feel like yeah, I said if your kids didn't find if a kid with special needs rolls up. Maybe take your kid out of it No, like how much more complex? Parking spot oh you're right okay, okay? Take your kid out of it. No. How much more complex? I don't think it's a hand in that parking spot. No, you're right. OK. OK. The hand you're going to be fine.

Get out of that swing. Am I right about the rolly slides and hearing aids? Or did I make that up in my head? I don't know. I don't know what the rolly slides are. They're like a bunch of rolling pins? It's like a ton of little rollers. And your kid's like, ugh, going down them.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. The Discovery Zone slides. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I got you. Yeah, yeah. Cochlear implants. Look at yeah. Yeah, I know you're talking the Discovery Zone slot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got you Yeah, yeah, we're implants look at that. Yeah, got it. Who knew that is cool. You do. Yeah, I guess I do Literally you're the one that you that you're all and I wish I didn't yeah Drop that fact on your friends at the bar. Yeah, just everything is sad

So that's not sad deaf kids reminds me that there are deaf children. That's sad. They're having a great fucking time. They don't care They care okay? I Bet you if you asked them I wish I could hear and go down you asked would you rather be able to hear go down this rolly slide? They would probably be like what I can't hear Huh Genie gave a deaf kid three wishes they wouldn't know thank God that Dante stopped us riffing on the pope

Stick around five minutes, dude. We're gonna do deaf kids next. Nothing sacred. Hey, was that, was the twins video AI? Oh, I hope not. What twins video? Oh my god, it's the most shocking video of all time. Is it something sad? If it's a skin, it's funny. If it's real, it's funny.

If it's AI, that's disappointing. I think if it's real, it's not funny. They have lore. If it's real, it's not funny. If it's real, it's funny. Wait, what is happening? That's some shine. They have lore. If it's real, it's funny. What is happening? That's some shine. They're straight up McPoyles. It's unbelievable.

There's documentation of them for years and years and years. No way. All right, play the video. Can you not think this is real? This is. Witnesses are recounting some of the drama that unfolded on the Sunshine Coast this afternoon. Two sisters have told how their mother and man

raced to help when the car-jacked SUV rolled on Steve Irwin Way only to find the gun-wielding car thief emerging from the wreck. Here's some of what they had to say. And one guy, he was up there with our mum and he went up there and he was coming back down towards us and he goes, run's got a gun and oh our heart started to pound and I said well mum where's mum and poor poor mum was stuck up there but apparently our brave mum she goes are you alright because he had all blood all over his face and he goes I'll shoot you she goes hey I'm here to help and mum distracted

him to make him look the other way and he looked the other way and mum ran into the bush behind the fence and the guy goes to her I'll find you and I'll shoot you all I was thinking about when we were running. I hope he doesn't fire Whoa, they got off script. Yeah, they should be better. I'll say the one on the right slagging a little bit forever Okay We're like one person Are they married I'm gonna say no, I think they're

Kate those are very obviously twins. No, I know that. Thought it was like male house parents. These lesbians have a good connection. ...one of the screen hospital getting their appendix out, but Bridget used to come in and... Has anyone in their life ever been like, all right, all right, cut the shit? That's enough. I want to talk to you Bridget.

Yeah, also that headline like you just read it Kate. They said that they're always going to live together Even if they get married that would be like me saying I'm always going to work at Barstool Sports even if I get drafted in the NFL That's crazy Why don't they just let the other one talk? There's got one's got to hate the other that's gotta be there's got to be one That's hey, that's like this fucking bitch won't let me finish my sentence What if one of them's like a captive to the other oh, I want to yeah

There has to be some drama It reminds me of like the brothers in the sandlot where he's just slightly off repeating what he says the colossus the cloud the class shut up Tommy I mean it's kind of cool like being a twin would be cool the fact that you just have a best friend for life you know what I mean It's just you Yeah you're not even your own person though like if you're M But you have like no matter what you just have a best friend

Yeah, yeah, it would suck if one ended up being like way cooler Yeah, but then if they got really really cool and the other one could just be like trickle down or just use it Yeah, it's got to suck if the other person gets like married or has this gonna be on there first, right? Yeah, maybe I brought them up. Sorry, sorry no you go. Sorry no mind something I've brought up like 50 times well Danny knows this chief is dated four different sets of twins what without knowing Every time and I think they were all identical What? How does it when he gets to the fourth is he like what the fuck this keeps happening? I think he has a type

How does it when he gets to the fourth is he like what the fuck this keeps happening? I think he has a type There's got to be something about identical twins then that is very he's drawn to Women that have a twin yes But like if one of them would end things with chief deep hit do you think he's ever thought about Well, that's one of my favorite stories. What no, where is chief? Get him in here. He's here him and I'll get him because there was a time where the identical twin May have been holding hands with white sex Dave down to vision Street and she had a problem with it. Oh What a knock on chiefs confidence my girlfriend's exact twin is dating Dave You can't do that What a knock on Chief's confidence. Like, my girlfriend's exact twin is dating Dave. Oh, no.

Dave, you can't do that. You can't date your buddy's identical twin sister. It's truly one of my favorite stories. And it can't be Dave. What? Wait, this is fucking incredible. If you were dating a twin and the other twin was dating Titus, you'd be like, sick.

Well, God, no, because you'd be like, what would the twin think of me? No, I would be like sick like the twins have the same like I look like yeah, right No, I would be like wow my girl could get that But you would assume there is no winning that's your nation. Yeah Yeah, it's it's incredible like the whole evolution of chief like seeing it happen. I'll let him tell it Jesus this like a Larry David storyline It's chief's fault, it's a compliment. I think your girlfriend's attractive

It's also just crazy just thinking about White Sox Dave holding him. Oh Like that on its own. It's like third base Like and just like I have this image of him walking on a vision in his pico just like grinning KB and White Sox Dave have a similar thing in my head. I would rather walk in on them Fucking very yes, then them making out with it. Yeah Yes, yeah, it's chief common, but that's tight as a seat Where's chief? All right, let's talk about Lucy Lucy's the obvious choice for the true nicotine pouch connoisseurs That's why they're the official nicotine pouch partner of Barstool Sports. Lucy pouches go up to 12 milligrams in strength and have a unique shape that feels great. Lucy breakers are the only pouches with a hydration capsule inside. Mmm tasty. They're a totally new kind of

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adults only of legal age and every order is age verified warning this product contains nicotine nicotine is an addictive chemical go get you some Lucy today Oh there oh here is come here sit right here chief. I'm sorry, but it's my favorite story We started with the we were talking about the Australian twins how crazy that video was and then it came out that you have dated four different Sets of twins now. Let's start with that. Mm-hmm four different sets of twins. Now let's start with that. How, at what point were you like, is it me? Yeah, I thought there was like pheromones or something. Yeah. Like was that the second or third? Couldn't have been the fourth. Probably. No, it was probably like the third, but it's

like your first date. You don't necessarily know. You don't know going in that they're a twin identicals, uh, one identical and three fraternal, okay by the fourth twin. Mm-hmm when you told her hey, this is weird But you're the fourth. Oh, I didn't say that It wasn't in sequence was it kinda pretty pretty pretty close twin phase was like yeah Were you hoping that there would be like a 14 to 18? No, okay weird It's not like the course commercial. Yeah, no and twins and twins And and then White Sox Dave dated one of them no no no he didn't he didn't date one of them We were we were walking

Somewhere I remember it was cold and we had told a story in somewhere. I remember it was cold. I'll tell the story. He's going to tell it wrong. Dave, when you tell the story, make sure you throw in at least one abbreviation we don't understand. I'll try. So we met up at one of the local pizza joints. I think it was the one on Wells, was it? Wherever it was. It was him was him his girlfriend at the time and her twin sister Right off the rip I could tell the twin sister just fucking hated my guts that part's accurate. Yeah

tested every single thing about me I I don't honestly like I was wondering the same thing. I think Danny was using this thing. We call s What's that? No, but I think even in the moment like you didn't see a reason for her to dislike me I just your general demeanor same reason everyone you're hamming it up right now. I know you are no he's being you know you were not No, you were just being yourself. I walked up though, and she fucking hated me right did she hate him What do you think it's something? No did she know anything about you? No no that's that's why how'd you walk up? Hey, everybody. I'm Dave

That's too. That's what you said I I mean I was probably polite I Probably introduced myself there was no reason for her to dislike me in the moment Obviously if she spent an hour with me sure but right a moment. She had no reason to Your your Mad that she disliked you because that is an accurate yes So it was right off the red she did she could have like Ed could have walked up And I think it would have been the same right you didn't give her a reason yet yes right that makes sense and i don't know the it's like you pull up the moat as someone's coming

up yeah i mean the reasons like common but just let him get to the reason yeah sure that like it's fair uh chief you can be honest and you can be open did you preface who this man coming like give a scouting report yeah Yeah, like hey? I got this guy No, I knew buckle up a girlfriend. Yeah, well at the time. Yeah, okay It was the purpose of meeting up like hoping that no no no no no no no no no hey You know you know the girl. I'm with I want you to fuck her you fuck her And your whites on one of the this was one of the identicals correct no they're fraternal But they were they looked as identical non-alert. I guess they look very yes

Might as well been identical which was my biggest part of the problem. Well. That's what I ended up I Don't want to say taking advantage of but like the I is my biggest part of the problem. Well, that's what I ended up, I don't wanna say taken advantage of, but like the, I knew that that was bothering him, so I played into that throughout the course of the day. So you used this poor girl to bother Chief. That's a fair thing. I didn't do anything. You just said you did.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He did say he didn't want to say taking advantage I I Know he's very I let it play out with no intention of anything ever happening But I knew it was getting under his skin and then at the end of the night She put her arm into my like she locked arms with me and we like started walking off and then later on We went to a different bar, and then they got in a cabin left It was you pretty much it again. I don't think I ever but the I have there you holding hands They're going down the street that is correct. Yeah, like arm-in-arm. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was a cold night

It was just it was a little winter where so that my girlfriend and I were walking ahead and I turned around and I see them like locked arms. Oh Here's the part of this story where we'll disagree and we'll just never have an agreement He says I was hitting on her. I wasn't oh I but I was Thousand I wasn't so what part of the thing where you were like I was playing into it to bother chief That that part that part is when she took her arm. I was like oh, this is hilarious I was never in a million. I was at the very end very end Started to play into it at the very end because I I was hammered enough at that point where I couldn't even tell she was

Hitting on me, and that's how it went. I don't was she hitting on you. Yes I didn't I remember the thought going through my head when she like locked arms with me was? Where in the fuck did this come from because you laid the whole time I you didn't flirt at all. I don't flirt. I don't Know even the way he said that I believe him. Yeah, don't do you think I was I wasn't I swear to? Christ I Was not hitting on her, but like how how do you get a partner without showing interest if you don't you flirt? How do you learn your flirt? Charming motherfucker like me that's flirting day

General aura Nick you're constantly flirting is constant charming You sing in summer lovin on karaoke with oh that that's flirting That was a hundred percent trying to get laid. Yeah. Yeah, that's flirting Yes, but you know what flirting okay in this situation that was like so blatant like one on and we were at it We were at it. We it was me chief chiefs girlfriend and her sister there that was at a party There was like this is another twin set. No, I don't know what Yeah We had that was like a party with like 300 people that how did this come up?

Tell your side I mean is there my side is so she did hate Dave right away like very cold didn't really But I will say this she sucked Thank you we took that On record she was fine But that that is white socks Dave right there. I'm gonna start telling my side. I get three second One finger up that's having a conversation But I would I have memories of like looking across the table at Dave being like, stop fucking doing this.

Stop fucking flirting. And he was flirting. Yeah. Because this was Dave admitting that he's attracted to your girlfriend. Correct. Yes, correct. I, I mean, I really wasn't. I've told you this.

The worst part of it is that White Sox Dave could get a girl that looked like my girl. Yeah. Yes, that's a horrifying fact. Yes I'm sure yes, and I've done it. I'm looking you as a good friend of mine any I I really wasn't hitting on her Like the girl that you tried to woo Dave did it without trying Being a good friend because he's basically saying if you wanted to try you would have fucked your girlfriend too He could have had so the part of the story that I loved the most is when you guys were ahead of him And you look back and you saw them in her lock. Yeah, did he have a grin on his face? Oh, yeah That's exactly what I thought. My phone had called an Uber for the three of us to leave. And Dave, you said you were

playing into it. You were behind them. You didn't know he would see he was playing into it the whole night. Now I got that midway through retailing. Now in my head I remember turning around with her locked like arm arm to arm. I remember turning around looking at him. You just said you were hammered We both were you're drinking all fucking day Shot socks Dave was I remember turning around looking back at him and chief. What do you remember wait? Yeah, so chief when you looked across the table and gave him that look to stop. What was he doing smiling? Like I think like he knew he knew what he was doing was bothering me

But he knew he could have your girlfriend I think I Think he knew I think he was flirting more for like my detriment than any hope of actually hooking up with this girl and then over the course of four or five hours as She got drunker. It started to work Yeah four or five hours as she got drunker, it started to work. Yeah. And then when I turn around and look at him,

he's like smiling ear to ear. And I'm like, oh now this is a real problem. Devilish grin. We all have, this is the end of the night. That may all be very true. It is all very true. Do not remember the thought going through my head. At any time until we locked arms,

I'm gonna fuck with Chief. Or I'm gonna try to hook up with this girl, or I'm gonna try to... Do you think it's socially okay? I swear to God. It's Danny. And I, hold on. I promise, I promise, if I were hitting on her

and trying to take her home, I would look you guys all in the eyes right now, Aunt Kate, and say, I was trying to take her home. I would do that. But I wasn't. But you have, but this is the White Sox Dave experience Where you have contradicted yourself in this retelling of the story? Because you don't remember certain things

First of all I never said I I was like blackout drunk And I don't remember that whole night because that's not how it was I was very drunk obviously as was he as were the two girls There are probably parts that are hazy. Like I said, I remembered looking backwards to him instead of him looking backwards to me. But that changes everything. Yeah. Because if you were leaning into it,

you would have done that in front of him. I may have been leaning into it. But if you were behind them, that's sneaking. I don't think I was. This is such a funny story. I really don't think I was. And I would love to sit here and tell you guys all that I was leaning into it the entire night, but I really don't think I was. OK. I really don't think I was and I would love to sit here and tell you guys all that I was leaning into it the entire

Night, but I really don't think I was okay I really don't think I was just your natural charm one over a girl that looks exactly like right yes That is exactly your bad boy energy. Yeah With the Yankees yeah, yeah, yeah you this is With the Yankees yeah, yeah, yeah you this is Unfortunately, I have to say like hand up. I was wrong. This is the most Larry David you ever been Find myself now I always ask too is there anybody in this room who thinks that chief was in the wrong for not letting Dave I I will say this I wouldn't have done it Alright, this is this is also this is like ten years or eight years ago. Oh

You were five six or seven. I know I know I know what year I know yours was a nasty day. We were nasty. Yeah, this is This is his foul boy Canadian Viagra day. Yeah, you were taking Canadian Viagra I like we got handed it once at a white Sox game, and I used to yes Like you was just walking around. Well. I knew open ahead. I knew the guy gave it to me what He was clean yeah, he was clean second in a Said that I think he was there for that too. I

Got that Viagra, and you took it at this game No, I didn't take I don't I don't think I was there for I'm almost I remember I know who gave it to you Yeah, we're not gonna say his name right and I remember I remember when he handed to me you were right there, but that doesn't matter I think that was a different to you remember which white socks Jersey the woman was wearing that you bed that night I don't I don't Do the Canadian but would be a bad like a mark burley would kind of would that be good or bad? The kind of is that something guys do hey, buddy. I want your cock to be so hard tonight

Larger players are like a Bobby Jenks Bobby Jenks would be a tough one. Yeah Bobby Jenks Bobby Jenks would be a tough one. Yeah Interesting Wait, I see you're going to Italy. Mm-hmm tomorrow for how long week love it. Where are you going? Rome then to Tuscany and then flying out of Milan. Will you be attending the funeral? I I'm gonna try to get in yeah yeah nice can you send us a report from the ground yes I will I smoked Dave oh my god oh my god mm-hmm that's really good it's is David it's really good they find it right and what are you saying about the the last Pope thing yeah I've heard that if

there's a prophecy if the Pope dies on Easter Then it will be the last Pope and the end and Christ will take over and he'll happen to be Flight interesting yeah That'd be pretty funny if Dave is the Antichrist. That would be real. Funny. Oh my God, would I smite each at last. You are obsessed with smiting. I feel like I've already had the smite. I've been smited.

He's in his foul pope era. You're a foul little pope. Yeah. Pope era. You're a foul little pope. Yeah. Um, I, I wish the story from my perspective was better. So if you could go back in time, would you have tried to seal the deal? Out of spite? Yes. Yeah. No, but like really just, I, I put up a stop sign. Like I got us all in an Uber and we left you on the sidewalk,

but I still could have. I don't think so. I agree. I don't think so. I mean, imagine if you tried. You weren't even trying and she was practically begging. The girl that looks exactly like the girl you were dating. Yeah. Yeah, he was trying. He was trying. That's not what I heard. I don't really think I was. You were chasing the Uber. I was running after it like a little dog. No room for four. I was running after it like a little dog. No room for four

That's one of my favorite stories, I love it. I hate it But like we have told this story and argued about it off-camera many times Yeah, like this was like I had to fight for this story to make air like five times before we finally talked about it Yeah, well that was probably 2019 was a little closer to yeah. Yeah. Yeah for sure Statue of limitations. Yeah story. Yeah It was funny though. Yeah the next day. I'm like The next day and now six years later Honestly, I completely forgot about it until was brought up right here So now I'll remember it so

Stick it in the back pocket. Maybe she's what does that mean? I'll have it for later when I feel like you want to jerk off to the thought Yeah, okay, you could jack off to a girl grabbing your arm on the sidewalk. I could visualize her naked yeah Pretty easily all you guys are doing it right now. I don't know what I literally cannot you do Glad to be cleared that up yeah, all right. Thank you boys What a story That is an unbelievable story. I don't know who's like socially. I don't think you can Date your boys twin. It's that girlfriend's twin. No

Right, I'm not pussy. Yeah, I think twins can date twins Yes, I that happens. I brought them up like and I'm about to bring up fucking sailor twins I can't stop and I'm not saying like I hate follow them, but I'm like upset. It's twins who married twins And that's all they post about every single post is like did you know that we're identical twins that were identical twins? Boring and now their sons are twins. Oh courtinary twins Sorry, it makes me crazy. It's been making me. I've been following them for like five years now. I should probably stop It's a little much at least they're hot. Yeah, that's good. Yeah At least they're hot yeah, that's good. Yeah

So good rift Jesus Christ I got a breath somebody looked exactly like my girlfriend and Dave He's holding her hand I know I could never look at like I wouldn't be able to look at my girlfriend the same right like it was not her Yeah, that's why it's such a great story Like do you know what I mean by that grin like how awesome awesome that would have been? Like looking at my girlfriend just be like, Dave has fucked you. Dave's fucked you. Yeah, like I don't know what I would pay for like a police POD camera that was on that street that day. I know that grin.

It was the back of the van grin when he was coming back from the race. Yes, dude. Yeah. Oh, I forgot to ask Dave. He challenged cons again and cons denied him. White Sox Dave has been a bit of a cyber bully To cons. Yeah, but he should be he's already got his next challenge, too Yeah, no, I think he's flying through New Jersey and he told white any Dave was like I'll race you again in a week And cons backed out. Oh, no. Yeah, he's still like we're covering really injured. Yeah, really really injured. I

Think really really I will say yeah five times out of ten Dave wins that race on record kudos to him Kicked his ass They're definitely going at it upstairs right now to still says you could beat me in a mile race offered him a contract for a round Two next week in New Jersey after I fly back from Italy, but he made excuses to why he can't Contract yeah, I don't understand that Race outside of his house Okay, right his uh their next one is

Chief told him he could beat him in on ice skating backwards so Okay, okay White Sox Dave yes, he could skate backwards faster than Dave could skate forward Yes, I believe that down and back or something so that's what that's of course with Dave There's always an argument. He said he thought it was a lap That's way different. That's way harder. Yeah, he's gonna have to maneuver backwards Yeah, and he's like no hockey's just blue. You know whatever so I think we agreed just straight straight ice Arnold Schwarzenegger

Quotated the yak yeah That's crazy, that's pretty cool. That's pretty big and Also TJ. What was the other thing you said is the two like sick players from the Sharks? Macklin Celebrini and Will Smith were on a podcast. Can we hear this clip? Oh, there's no, the video hasn't come out yet, but I mean, I know that we've golfed together when you guys are obviously at home and away from the rink what other

Uh think the sports you guys play obviously I know but for the listeners um, I mean, I know that we've golfed together a few times but um, what else are you guys doing? Um the one day we did like have you ever seen a like bar stool, uh, Like gauntlet challenge to do at the office Yeah with the corn hole and then the soccer. Oh, they gotta get out here. They'll be in Marlowe's backyard one day. Oh, yeah.

We gotta get them here. We gotta get them here. Sweet. This is the basketball court, right? Yeah, the gauntlet is, it's one of those things that we came up with and it's like, it like rips on TikTok. Oh yeah? Yeah, like people love it on TikTok.

And I'm never on it The one with sketch has like however many million. Yeah Millions from the sketch run specifically damn the I heard so I saw a tweet today that on tick to I don't know what's going on tick-tock. I'm scared of tick-tock I yeah, but apparently The what's the generation, the young generation right now? Z?

Gen Z is being like cash bars actually make sense at a wedding. Oh, what? Gen Z isn't drinking. Yeah, they're like, no, why wouldn't you have to pay for drinks at a wedding? Oh, hell. It just made me realize, what if we lose like?

The pillars of society. Yeah, and open bars like the number one reason I go to a yes I mean if you do cash bar at a wedding like that's That's an insane move. I don't care. Don't do it. I don't care if you don't have liquor even as long as I'm not paying For are they saying that since they don't drink and they'll feel tempted to drink more I don't know is Gen Z the right Jen that I'm talking about. I think are they going to weddings Yeah, yeah, I guess they are do they assume they have to give less of a gift because it's less of an expense I don't know. I don't think I just don't think they're about drinking. I don't think I've ever been to a cash bar wedding I have once it was religious you had to walk out of like the reception hall no way

Yeah, I've been to one where we got to drink tokens. Oh, that's tough That marriage last I would say yeah, I've been to a wedding where the bride and groom don't drink Okay, that's a like they're like you want to like provide like we want to give you the option, but we don't See why we should pay for it because we don't, this is like weird to us. Interesting. It's like, well, you know, if you want to buy drinks, they're over there, and I guess I kind of, yeah. It sucked, but I was like,

I kind of understand the logic at least. Yeah, but the wedding's not about them. Yeah. But there's no way the venue likes that either. That's a lose-lose for them. Right. Right? Would it, yeah?

Cuz they're gonna spend people aren't gonna spend that much I puke at every open bar wedding yeah I'm batting thousand I got a huge one next summer one of my cousins is getting married in Ceile City Oh on the boardwalk, and then McNuttley's bar is the reception. I can't fucking are you going to Mexico this week. Yes Oh And let's talk Watch go down What oh that's worse yeah When are you going Thursday, okay, so I'm excited seaweed week

Messaging me now cuz there are yak or the guess who are and there is it is pretty bad piling up It is fucking seaweed week. I need a report. I'll let you know My best friend coming out of the ocean just covered in My best friend's getting married on my birthday this year, and I'm kind of mad at him. Yeah Should have been more respectful what the fuck that's bullshit. Yeah, we were great free party June 28th Yeah, that's actually that's actually on that's your fault. That's my fault for being born on the his way I mean, that's a wedding. That's a wedding month. Yeah, that's tough. You can't really That does suck you gotta be a January birth as much as you're looking shit

I'll just suck it up this year and whatever. Like, if you try to have a 40th birthday party, you'd be like, ah man, that's my anniversary. We got big plans, sorry man, can't make it. And this is my big 33. No, I tell you, you were turning 40, right? I'm 40, this is my 40th birthday. Yeah. The wedding drama, by the way, was, it's a conversation about dry weddings. There was a woman having a

midweek destination Non-tropical dry wedding That was every all right all right and a lot of people left like hours before it ended because It was dry they just didn't want anybody to come to their wedding but a non-tropical Also, where were they in Kiev? I'm looking at a thread Right now but a woman midweek destination non tropical dry wedding most guests left four hours before the reception ended a spark debate about open bar Versus dry weddings Okay, so first right off the bat though, like, destination weddings, you don't have

to feel bad to say no to it. That's the best part of it. Their choice is they want to go on a vacation for their wedding, which is fine. And they're banking on people not going. Right, you don't have to, like, when you say no to a destination wedding, you're not like, man, I really feel bad. It's like, no, I'm not using my vacation to go to your wedding And if you throw it in on a Wednesday, then you're automatically taking off. That's crazy

Non-tropical too. Yeah, you're asking them to use their vacation days not have fun They they where was it TJ? Where was the location? I'm trying to find the the original video I just see a lot of people making they didn't want anybody to come to their wedding They just didn't want to make cuts for invitations. They were gonna invite everybody Make them all say no and then that way they don't have to feel guilty and I like that. It's kind of genius What's the hour where it's not fun leave? Like how early is too early? Yeah, I think anytime before dessert would probably be Anytime before the cake is cut would

be the second the cake gets cut you're out you can leave but yeah not before I think that's still too early like they how many songs are they in after the cake gets cut you mean under these circumstances no no I'm saying like a real wedding oh I thought you meant this or no I'm saying real sorry no no no um feeling a good wedding keeps it fucking moving Dave's on one today. What do you get? What do you know? Was it the John summit thing was it the video Dante's thing is a better DJ than John summit and Dave just oh from the top rope He's just I imagine he's just sitting there just having the time his life just comment everything right now What did he say the gong bus situation? No, it's better. It's one of my favorite Dante stories

You pull it up DJ No whites are sorry Dave Portnoy, sorry Not white socks Dave I should have said that it's funny that those are two I should have said that it's funny that those are two You can't do bar so without Dave I always thought it would be funny like whenever Dave like has a Girlfriend yeah, and like she tells her friends like I'm dating Dave from bars. Yeah, and then he rolls a pay He said I will say I've never seen a DJ play the same song 14 times in a row because they were blackout drunk or go To the bathroom and take a leak in the middle of a set except Dante.

So, Dante. Dave tells the story that he was at a blackout party. He was taking a piss at the urinal and Dante was just next to him. Wow, the party was going on. Yeah, those are the two Daves. Remember when my friend Dave, when I did Bar Rescue? Yeah.

Like 12 years ago and Dave Portnoy was like, do we pay this guy? Is this White Sox Dave? I was like, no, no, this is my friend Dave. Different. Yeah, Dave from Barstool. Can you... We should do that. We should try to get... Like, a big event.

Or a big gasp in like, Dave from Barstool wants to do a review with you. And then it's White Sox Dave. If we could send him off to, like, a big ribbonp in like Dave from Barstool wants to do a review And then it's White Sox Dave if we could send him off to like a big ribbon cutting. Yeah It's white man. You've been waiting for it's white socks It's white socks Dave sitting laying on his studio floor with his shoes off and then like we have Tom Brady come in He's like, let's see it He's got his foot up, he's like, let's see it. Let's do it. Foot off.

That's amazing. Yeah, ribbon cutting. That or the, can we get, oh my god, Barstool Dave in a ribbon cutting. What's the guy that like leads the parade? Brand marshal? Brand marshal of a parade. Set up a big meet and greet.

Dave from Barstool. Or like a speaking engagement. Like on business or something. Oh, a college speaking engagement. Yes. Dave from Barstool or like a speaking engagement like on business or something. Oh a college speaking engagement. Yeah from Barstool sports And we got to play it off as just Dave right? Yeah, never promised a poor no We never said anything about you said Dave from Barstool sports I think we could call and make those connections now just like hey we have Dave from Barstool He's interested in working with you. You can Google him

just like, hey, we have Dave from Barstool who's interested in working with you. You can Google him. Tons of followers. Commencement speech. Yeah. Dave Portnoy should do this as like, when he gets offered to like do speech engagements, like if he gets offered like a little amount of money,

he should be like, yeah, I'm in. All right, yeah. We could send, yeah, Dave will be there. We'll send Dave from Barstool. Yeah, yeah, no problem. Here he comes. Here he comes. Should we make Nicky Smokes do a PowerPoint for his job? Yeah, yeah, no problem

Should we make Nicky smokes do a PowerPoint for his job. Oh, I like that. I like that a lot very good Yeah, yeah, actually maybe make him do a whole presentation to the yak to his value to the company. Yeah. Yeah Another interview process would be nice. Yeah Remember when he first started and he said he was 67% gambling? Oh my god yeah. I feel like that never really came back to play. That's one of those things where you'd be like, oh sure. Yeah no I said to him right away I was like well if you're 67% documented you have a job for life because I'll just take your picks and then that stopped so what he went to back-to-back 120 games Was that what he did no I was I guess he will be going to back-to-back 120 games this Friday. Oh, he's going again But he was like yeah, he is yeah, but he was like well my buddy's pitching and I was like really he's like Oh Saturday he is and I I thought about more. I don't actually have a problem with doing it It's more that he like did the tweet being like they'll never know like kind of like

With a beer in his hand being like haha got him with his contract up in three weeks But again he his stupidity is what Yeah, like this should be the only time he like works hard. Yeah, these you should be wearing a suit coming in every day sign a new contract it's like when mince gets in trouble and he'll tweet like Everything he'll promo. Yeah, yeah interesting Smokes ha ha I'm not at work Pretty much he pretty much.

He pretty much did a, ha ha, I'm not at work. Oh, you guys are there working? Ooh. And it's like, I don't care if people take days off and like, Friday, I love Friday Cubs games. Yeah, they're great. I believe he did it as a video, too, like today or yesterday, and then deleted it.

Oh, what? Like he did like a, when you're supposed to be at work, it was a bunch of pictures of the sloth at his desk Oh, yeah Why delete it though? He might have him going with I want the video Yeah, it cut to him at the game chugging a beer and now the last thing on his alright I'm gonna give me the video and it was the tic-tac sound like don't tell him don't tell him right don't don't Yeah, that's like just mocking us right And he posted it like four days after. He could have been like, it was fair.

Skipping work to go to a Cubs game is like when the fucking condom breaks. You know you're in trouble, but it feels good. I'm gonna get that video. Damn. I didn't know he was deleting content like that. That's tough See on a sobriety no obviously not no gonna be at the game is he on any new kick Yes, skipping work skipping work. It's fucked

Do such a thing? Skipping work when your contract never is coming up is like cheating on your fiance before the wedding. Wow. Use that one. Yeah, these are endless. No, or like skipping. Did you hear Chase say it's like a free birthday party for you, for that wedding? Oh, oh, no I didn't hear that, but I can. You should like wear a birthday hat. I want their first dance to be the birthday. Yeah

No, you know you should do is you should like when the cake comes out you should just be out there and candles Hold on a second. It's my birthday. Yeah, right. I should be up there with Slide one cupcake next to the wedding cake. Yeah, or put a statue of you next to them the three of you up there I'm gonna be the biggest bitch Had a question for the group Have you guys ever been to a police auction or a state sale and if so, would you buy? Yes, I haven't would you buy? Anything cool? I bought I bought my my bench from Dominic's that was awesome. Yeah, I bought a bench

To one and a half cedar no big deal There's an old blog of mine I I got into a state sales for a stretch there where I was trying to buy stuff is that when people die Well, so but Dominic's was a supermarket chain that closed Okay, and they were selling everything and I was trying to buy everything off it and I ended up with just a really sad bench. Okay. There was a there's a shoe a woman shoe store called Joseph Beth's in Moundsville, West Virginia. And I went and I

bought one of the shoe fitting chairs. And that was the chair in my living room for years. Yeah, look, there's me my bench. Look at that. What are those seats? like one? Oh, that's really sad Yeah, it's one and a half seat one of those things that should be here Yeah, you know I almost called you like three weeks ago. I was I was watching them take down the Hard Rock Cafe guitar Yeah, we should get into states they sold the mini train at my local zoo growing up Oh, I would love that. Oh, we had a mini train here. Oh my god should buy the one from Neverland Ranch Are they selling it?

Little yeah that one might have yeah, oh jays auctioning off a bunch of stuff. I saw that I was gonna buy something for PFT But they're like It's going super extra. I guess that makes sense They're like, it's going super, I guess that makes sense. I was thinking about buying them at the Heisman. Did you get anything from that? So cool. Did you get anything from Wrigley? Like one of the seats when they were doing it?

No. I think I was offered it, cause I had the season tickets, but I was like, where would I put a seat? You see a lot of people have those like in their big windows in the front of their house. Yeah. I also think it's one of those things like,

so I remember they offered the seats we were in at the time, but we had moved seats, like we were bleachers, then regular seats, then moved again. I think that's one of those things that you need. If you're going to buy the seat, it's got to be like your season tickets for like 50 years. Yeah, not just one season. Like, we've moved like four times, so.

Got my own cup holder now.'s you remember that who was that Rico he was when I told him it sounds like a che thing I think I brought I think I brought Rico to the Cubs game a couple weeks ago his first time at Wrigley and it was my season tickets he's like you got your own cup holder what they have them on every fucking seat no that was that was KB. Oh, that was KB, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was really impressed. Thought I was a fancy boy with a cup holder.

He was really impressed. Every single stadium seat has a cup holder. Except for the Kings. I think they fucked him up. What? I think the Sacramento Kings fucked up their stadium so they didn't make. Cup holders?

Cup holders didn't fit. I mean, that you can't have. That's too small a cup holder. They may have rectified it, but when it initially came out they fucked up Do you like sitting in the seats like the like the second the 200 section at Wrigley? That's the front row Or you like too many people pass in front cuz that's not couple. Oh, you know what I'm talking about Yeah, like the big front of the terrace. Yeah, I Don't mind that.

Show me in town. Damn, man. Are you going to any of those? I don't think so, because we have softball tomorrow night. Wow. Second game? How'd you play?

Really well. 16 inch or? 16 inch or 16 inch Tides we gotta go to a Cubs game. I badly need to go. I've been there this year same. Is this your guys fear weekend? No Although might be a John Summer weekend now He played at the sphere I might fuck around and go to John he do the sphere he did the sphere Oh, he's the only one that could like talk down to you guys. Yeah, oh you've never played this fear. Yeah, buddy buddy played So like his back was to the true. Oh, yeah, so you never like actually got it. He was working

Yeah, you never got actually that's not fun thing Here we got to find a Cubs game. We can go to Titus. We'd love that Need it that this is him playing the sphere sick I love that. Need it. This is him playing the sphere. Sick. Yeah, he's, that's, you guys have a better experience. Yeah, you can't even see what's going on.

He's seeing a group of people. Also, look how stressed he looks, trying to entertain everybody. He's not, yeah, it's just too much pressure. Was that actually under consideration, building Dante a DJ booth here? Uh, I think so maybe yeah I mean I would like him for the DJ some pick-up Fridays. That'd be cool. They were really cool. Yeah, all right I just sent it to TJ Nick. You sent me the video

I Sent you the video I sent you the atomic smokes one, too. Oh, yeah People really want us to fire Nicky smokes really yeah, but that's also like that's Like he's got a dream job. Yeah, I get I get that but like but he wouldn't be him if he wasn't doing these it's it's that's the problem We hire people who like their job is to fuck up. Yeah, that's the rub. Do we want him to be him? If he's not him, who is he? Then we have some boring guy who's just working he should do Chuck Longley week. Yeah Maybe that's what we make him do Nobody's gonna know they're gonna know sick, how would they know?

How would they know? How would they know? Oh, I was like I was worth it I See I see why he deleted yeah lucky he deleted that time like he could have done that in a funny way He could have like come to the office like come to the office, like, done a video of him saying hello to everyone. Yeah. And been like, loudly like, I gotta go grab something real quick. Yeah, I'll be in the back studio if you need me all day.

Like when you, like I do that, like when I go to like a wedding that I'm not gonna stay very late for, I'll just make sure like, first song I'm dancing. Oh, make your present. And then I'm out. Jumping some photos. Yeah, he was there. That was cool acting him to intersperse moments throughout the day. Yeah, you know this is It's three different things high-five. Yeah after the game. I went to the cubby, but I don't know no it's just

Here's me at the game. I had one moment when I went to a wedding my friend's wedding that My wife was very pregnant and we were like maybe two hours in we're like All right, let's get out of here cuz it's not fun for her and we like snuck out the back door We open the door and we quite literally hit with the door The bride and groom having like their first like like private moment. Oh my god Where you guys go? That's tough it It was brutal. It's like, I've got to get something in the car.

I haven't been to one in a while. I'm out. Every now and then you hit a drought, and then it's fun again. Yeah, I'm out. I've gone to like two in the last like five years. Yeah. Hey, those are tough. Yeah. You got to be you're right

in it, right, Danny? Yeah, I got like three coming up. I've got eight this year. What eight? Yeah. Well, you know, that's crazy. You're like a guy who knows people I feel like. Yeah, but it's a lot. It's a lot. Oh, yeah. Marty and Ria's this week. Oh, do you think they forgot my invite? Yeah, what the fuck Yeah, they'd love to see me Dana's is coming up right? Yes. Oh man. I need to see video of Dana's wedding. He's gonna be fucking awesome

He invited you right? Yeah. Yeah. He's gonna be fucking awesome. He invited you, right? Yeah. Yeah. He's gonna be awesome at his wedding. Like, you know that he's going to be so much fun. His fiance is really fun, too. I follow her on TikTok. She's very funny.

Without having met her and what little I know of Dana, that feels like a divide and conquer wedding where, like, the two of them just, like, don't see each other. They just go split off thinking about the room on the dance floor he's gonna be such a fuck you know he's gonna be the man he's going to be the mic there's no way they're gonna have a you should go I I wish I could I he is going to be the man there's no way they're gonna have like an intimate first dance no is he capable of that there might be an attempt? I could see Dana doing like like he does like the first dance with his mom for like 20 seconds

Then it like the beat drops he starts twerking on her He seems like a guy who won't get too drunk on the day of his wedding. Oh, yeah, totally totally he's gonna be fine drunk on the day of his wedding. Oh yeah, totally, totally. He's gonna be fine. He seems like a guy who's probably gonna wear a diaper on the day of his wedding. He's gonna be loosening his tie at the altar. Oh my god. Around his head, yeah. Oh man. Are you a groomsman in any of these Ed? No. Okay. That's great. Just in attendance. Don't have to do that. That's all right. I'll get measured for a tux after this. Yeah. Yeah. I got a new suit coming for Beck Gala.

Oh yeah. Oh, can I? You're not going, right, Nick? No. Can I? So we're gonna miss one day of the, what? I should do that offer. The email we got about that.

Are you going? About the, yeah. Yeah. About the attire. Yeah. What does that mean? It's like a theme like the other Like you like just I don't know very stressed about it. I would if I were you I'd buy like a Suit on Amazon that's like you know the money signs or something I told Jerry that's what I'm gonna I'm gonna show up like a like a casino dealer. Yeah, that's good. Oh, so I know no no no

I think that will be good I think that's what we're like my suit is gonna be a custom suit with some dollar bill signs and like I'm gonna wear a T-shirt that I made like I told Jerry to wear a jockeys helmet Okay, oh, yeah, you don't want to get don't get Duncan awards like that no, but I'm so I Trap where I show up like you put an effort you'll be like a fake roulette table around my waist That would be hilarious everybody's but then I was like everyone's in a like a light homage No, yeah, but he's new that's a good question It is that's a fair question, but I think there's I think people are after day. I was gonna wear just a tux

Dave sent that email. I think most people have transitioned to like let's make it fun. Okay? Yeah, cuz I yeah, I didn't know if it was like wear it talks, but then you know, like your your bow tie is like green We have a bet gala coming up in a couple weeks where we're going to be Dressing up and live streaming us betting on every sport and it will be very fun. Yeah, I'm excited for it I the the tire though. I was leaning more gala Yeah, the bet part and then Dave sent the email and was like make sure you I need to do a combo Are you bet we're a betting costume even wrote in the email?

Whatever that means is what imagine if you so like the Met Gala will be like the theme is camp Yeah, and it's your interpretation of it. Right, your theme is betting. You should come as a, like, maybe a, yeah, like a craps table. The whole, yeah, just a whole table. Just a whole table. Yeah. Come as a craps table.

You should come as like a transformer craps table. Where you get, like, you duck down and you become a craps. That would be so cool. Yeah Yeah, a slot all right that would be good Here come as a slot. All right. I'll do that. Yeah. Yeah, why don't you do that Titus? Yeah, I'll just do that Yeah, build one that you can Have Jacob Have Jacob

Think I'll wear a duvet and say oh, I thought it was bedding yeah look at this. Oh, yeah that would fly hilarious There you go Hey, aren't you kind of a slot machine guy? I've kind of been transferring into one a little bit 700 Will be incredible if you pulled up in this I've kind of been transferring into one a little bit 700 Actually incredible if you pulled up in this It's a kind of song I'm gonna do it in it Yeah, that's so even if I do show up and everybody's wearing a tuxi and I got got it's that's even funnier I'll show you what I'm wearing and you could go off that all right

If you got the email are you good? I heard like pft that was saying bolo tie so like I think it's gonna be I Just don't want to show up wearing like a trash can right well don't wear trash can Now that I'm thinking about no trash can and there's like a piece of paper coming out says like Rico's picks It'll take that well, Yeah, it'd be pretty good My god Disavow oh You are you a writer right now damn right of course Okay, I mean I am too. Yeah

That's just the chop chopping it up. Just funny. Let's just wear underwear and an overcoat Like that's that's what I'm doing. What's going on with Joe Yanks been tweeting up a storm We don't know who it is, but some of the anonymous yeah Twitter account. Yeah, like see Yankees who Has a lot of receipts on Jeff Nadu. Hmm. Ask me about pizza the other day. Yeah, look at this Rip Pope Frankie. I'm a sinner, but felt like he always looked down on me not getting injured at a construction site God bless big guy really funny Wrapped up dessert with Aunt Gina and Aunt Dina. Don't judge us. 2025, broaden your horizons,

people. Quick shower, then out to the bars to hunt girls with daddy issues. Let's hope dessert is not the last thing I wrap up tonight. Oh! What is he doing? What is he doing? This is a full fledged character. He's really shaved my balls.

Huge Saturday night Oh fuck my motto tonight is take a skirt home and stick it in the keister for Easter God whoa Oh boy. What is he doing? Joe Yanks is trying out some new material. I like it man. Oh Bing bring back grinding in the clubs. Let me get 2004 in this bitch. Hit my next telethon, Tristan. What's going on? He's having fun.

Oh. The brajo looks tremendous. What is he doing? We retreat if you love judging the inks. T.J. Glad I work construction and do a ton of cash jobs. Home renovations, tax days for suckers. Hey, Eddie, you know this guy?

Whoa, Eddie, what was he asking you a question? And that was when Rico was here, I think. Weird coincidence. Damn. Alright, let's help Joe. Yeah.

Oh, dude. All right, should we spin the wheel? Prisoner pen pal. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. We don't have to do that. That's okay. No, I think you're gonna have to.

No, you know what, spin it. Let's do it first name. I'll write a fucking. I'll write a letter. Yeah, I'd be happy to do Yeah, I got no problem. Yeah It'll be fun something friendly. Yeah Maybe we'll hear back. Maybe we won't Sorry like a random prisoner generator that I'll be good prisoner prisoners on the wheel I

I'll be good prisoners prisoners on the wheel I Wonder if we have anyone in prison who watches the act can they can they do that? I don't know. I don't if they're in prison have internet access. They're watching porn true true All right, that's actually a great yeah, you're the perfect person I I'm fine for this. You're gonna have a great you're gonna fall in love. Yeah You're gonna find a new best friend I'm fine with this could be the start of something really beautiful. Can I pick out my prisoner? Like my own timeout. Yeah, I'll surprise you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Oh All right, Brandon's back tomorrow. Yeah, but then I don't know Friday. I don't know what a schedule is this week I think he's just here Thursday. Oh, I thought he was here tomorrow. He said he's spotty

I think he said he's in probably in tomorrow and Thursday out on Friday the more he explained it the more confused I got yes, so I just said okay cool question Your thing brother yeah yourself be Brandon So, okay. Cool. Question of hope for tomorrow. Comment or doubt? Do your thing, brother. Yeah, be yourself. Be Brandon. All right, let's spend the night. I'll also, we can announce, we hired an intern. Oh, yeah.

I believe is gonna be around the office later this week looking for apartments. A YAC intern? A YAC intern, YAC, Mostly Sports, Universe Intern. Cool. Not for content. Right. But yes.

How is he? Or she? He's great. Yeah, OK. We're going to have him grinding in the edit cave, the edit dungeon. I didn't know we had one of those. Well, it's just a gambling cave.

OK. Oh, man. Okay. Oh, my God. Come on. No. What the fuck? Again? Oh! Alright.

Hell yes. My tuck's spitting. Oh, you were in your Birks, too. All right, we'll see you tomorrow, everyone. Thanks for watching everybody, see you tomorrow. Shout out to John Summit man, what an appearance. Love you guys, bye!