The Yak - Johnny Knoxville for President | The Yak 9-17-24

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

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Kuhh. Pro-oak. to I'm a cold yack, 20% off your first purchase. Hello everyone, Julio is here for his final day. Yo, yo, y'all. It was good to see you. Thank you, dude. Good to see you. Brandon's giving me a hard time, though.

I don't know what I'm gonna get. He was ribbon. He was ribbon. Oh, what you're, what wasn't like that though. It was a much more, this mother fucker again. That's exactly what I said though. Can we get a banner after like, you know, Billy Joel does MSG for so long? Can we get a Julio through these? Whoa, whoa, whoa, time out.

I don't have a hat on. What the fuck? What the fuck? Yeah, sorry guys. What? I noticed and I didn't want to call attention to it. I guess I didn't look over there. You till just then? You always get mad at me when I don't. That's a good hat. Because the rule, the rule is, you're not allowed to change the way you look from the first day you were hired.

Right. If you try something different, you're going to get made fun of. Yeah. Yeah, I left today with my hair still wet. Wait, let me see it again. No. Why? That's a test. You did give up the opportunity to see it. You told him to cover it up. That was weird.

Sorry, you try to go no hat. Yeah, Julio, yeah, we needed to have Billy Joel, you're right. Yeah, three episodes in a row. So was this an internship or an apprenticeship? What was this? There's a residency? This is a, yeah, I think I like to think of it as a residency, right? Yeah. Trying to plug some of these shows, October 13th, Funny Bone Colombone, I feel liked you're trying out, like, I'm trying, th, th and I, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, thua, thua, thua, thua, thua, thia, thiolk, thiae, thiolk, thi, thiolk, thirty, thirty, thirty, thirty, thirty, thirty, thirty, thirty, thiou? thi, someau, someau, someau, th, th, th, th, th, th, th,rying out us though. Like you're trying out like, I kind of like these guys. Yeah.

And my fiance's from Chicago, like, yeah. Like if he just walks in my office next time, I'm like, I'm thinking about moving here where you hire me? And I'm just like, yeah, sure, I guess. Yeah, I mean. I agree. He's been that, potentially. Okay, so there it is.

All right, cool. We're there. Yeah, and look, like, this is easily one of the top things I have going on in my life and I don't even live here. You're getting married to the lovetop things you have going on in your life right now. Yeah. That's, I mean, you have a school in Afghanistan. You have a school in Afghanistan. That's on the list. The kids who are watching right now in Afghanistan are like,

God damn it. They're like, Julia. He's a nice guy. Yeah, dude. Top three to five in any conversation. That feels awesome. You're an interesting guy and that makes me feel good. Yeah. This would be a good way selfishly to expand our audience too. It would be the only Barstall show with a majority Taliban. Rico. Yeah. Oh Rico, true. Okay. Yeah, Italian Taliban member of the show is that's pick them.

It's true. Yeah, Yeah, Julia, your spots already filled. All right, so they're starting the surviving Barstool court operations, so I think we've lost the court. Where am I going to walk? Yeah, I don't know. Where the fuck am I going to walk? Yeah, you're out of option. Where the mother fuck am I gonna walk? Yeah, you're out of option. Where the mother fuck am I gonna fucking walk?

You might have to do the thing we've been telling you to do, go do the stairs. I ain't doing stairs, that's crazy. Why don't you, it's nice outside. Why don't you just walk outside? Why don't you just walk outside? No, I'd probably get to walk that far. Yeah, the scenery changing. I actually thought about inviting you to walk my kids to school with me. Yeah, I wouldn't. I know.

That's why I didn't. Would you be afraid that they'd think you're a couple, the public? Oh, that would probably piss you off a little off. We're staring at? I'm just looking. You always stare at the shirt when I wear the shirt. No, I'm just looking. But are you all right? Are you all right? I'm good. Are you sure? I'm very good. I got here early this morning. I have begun to get obsessive about beating traffic. I now, is it running your life? Yes, traffic is running my life. I wake up before my alarm. I set my alarm this morning for 545. I got up at 515 and immediately I was like, get your ass up and go. Get in front of them. And I didn't quite get in front of them, but I did pretty good. How long did it take

this morning? I left at 5.40 and I got here at 6.55. So an hour and and 15 Have you thought about maybe just getting an apartment down here and then you could just like move your family Your kids and wife and just live in the apartment I thought about that but that will accelerate the cheating on my wife thing and I don't want to take that a little bit no Maybe not even an apartment, let's call it a house. A house, like a big apartment with a yard. Yeah. Closer to the office, and then you bring them all down here for the week. Yeah. And then you sell your house that's in Wisconsin. Make a lot of money if you sold your house up there. And then you stay here.

I don't think they have houses in Chicago. I live in one. So does does th th Yeah. He lives at your house? See, that's one house. We all live in a house. I don't, I can't. What do you mean they don't have houses? Well, do you have lakes?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a giant one like the trees are dropping fucking all the acorns. I slid on a cherry. Yeah. Do you have. My neighbor has a peach tree and there's all kind of weird shit coming? Do you have a local pizza place that you've befriended the owner? It's eight. Actually, yes. I don't know. None of you have befriended the hundred yards away walking and the owners here have are well endowed. Yeah I might go to dinner with art this week. What else? What's the next brainbuster?

Do you have an hour and 50 minutes of traffic? No, you kind of do though. No? 10 minutes every day. No chance. So you can't get anywhere in the city in 10 minutes every day. Mine's a 10 minutes. 10 minutes. I've driven you home and you home. And even one of them are 10. I'm 10. I'm 10. I'm 10. You're 20. You're 20.

I'm 10. That's the time. That's 20. Let's be honest with each. . I'm ten now. I'm ten with zero traffic and I'm fifteen with I mean Nick and I live very close together. You're twenty. No. Brandon I'm silently agreeing with you. Yeah, thank you, Kyle. But that's not agreeing at all. That's not agreeing at all.

That's a great contribution. Kyle. Very silently. Kate, you're so silent you'd think I'm disagreeing. You're 15. I'm five. Do you think if we added all of our commutes up, they'd be less than. Yes. We should actually start doing that like a school bus. Yeah, school bus pick us all up and we get here faster. I like where I'm let's try.

Let's try try 'll be a race. Yeah, one day we'll pick, we'll set it up where I'll go pick every single one of us up. And we'll get here significantly. Leave at the same time. Yeah. I like where I'm at. I love where I'm at. But I think you could even go back to a starting point after each successful pickup. Wow. Yes, I could. But the problem is Brandon becoming a guy whose life is obsessed with beating traffic is not a place you want to be. You're now, like when people get older,

and all they talk about is the weather and like how fast they got somewhere. I just need a progressive commercial. Yeah, right. Like, oh, how was the time? Did you make good time? That's the whole conversation. This is on you. None of you have noticed the signs of how rapidly I'm aging. I said last week, my dream is to buy a camera to take photographs of birds. I want, I should have been a sign, you're right. Yeah. That's all I care about. Damn. But you do the opposite. Of what? You do young man things. Yeah. I know I dress myself up as a young man. I do old man. Well, no, I don't. I don't read. I read. I read. I read it. Talking about juvenile topics every day. When I get home, I don't play video games anymore. I read. You're putting pubs on court. You guys force me to do it twice.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I didn't want to do that. The second one was your own accord. Having pubs at all is an old man's game. You do, I will say this, the uniqueness of Brandon Walker is astounding because there is definitely not a single person in this world who wants to bird watch, obsessed with traffic, and puts pubs on courts. I don't think you have that trio anywhere else. I don't want to have that trio anywhere else. I don't want to have a pubs as a young man. Yeah, it's like a seventh grader who's just flaunt and that. Birdwatch, I want to take photos of birds. That's, birdwatching for nerds.

You want a bird watch them forever. You want proof. I want a beautiful picture on my, on my living room wall of a nice heron. The only way to get that is a good blue heron. the blue heron. You get a lot of blue herons out there? Got some blue herons. Yeah. You ever seen a sandhill crane? Anybody ever seen a sandhill crane? Come on now.

Them motherfuckers are crazy. They're tall as hill. Yeah. What? Do they're sandhill cranes in Illinois? Oh, yeah. I see. I'

I'm just, theyrs. birds I don't know. Sandhill cranes. Big old crane. Big cranes. Yeah, big cranes. Hell yeah. I just, this guy out there is just showing us his ass the whole time. I can't... Oh yeah. Abandon. Oh yeah. New being on this show would pay off eventually. So last surviving Barstool, the, uh, the plans for all the games became a pivotal thing. Yeah, yeah. Show. Tommy has been, what are we, what are we doing to avoid that? Tommy is now the rules guy where if anyone does any funny business he can kick, he can

have full, uh, he has full autonomy to kick people out of the show. Tommy Smokes. He's gonna make himself the main character. Completely not jeopardized by the fact that he is obsessed with Dave Portnoy in his life. Tommy Smokes is running that. I forgot to. What are the chances Tommy kicked someone out just to try to take their place in the game? He would do that? That could happen. Hold on.

I had two back-to-back interviews and I just completely whiffed on I thought I had tweeted out NFL power rankings I forgot. Whoa yeah and then so I tweeted out the YAC I was like YAC live right now look the responses and everyone's like where the fuck are the power rankings. You could just hold off for a couple hours they should be common. Now I'm a dual right now you guys want to see him? Yes. Okay Apologies for the tarniness. I have a feeling I might disagree. Okay. And you won't have any proof. I have a feeling I may like them.

Never have, never will. I like your pants, Nick. Thanks, man. I got them from the Argon cave and Cabellas. Okay, they're gone. They're up. All right, they're gone. They're up. All right, they're up. There's a tall PFT out there working on this?

Yeah. All right, here we go. Nick? Uh, fair. Oodang, Udang, the juggernauts. Rightfully so. We have Super Bowl contenders, Bills, Bucks, Texans, Saints, playoff teams, Vikings, what is that? You want a juggernaut Che, you want a juggernaut Che? No, Super Bowl contenders, okay. Playoff teams, Vikings, theirons, theirons,

Caheagons, the Eagles. lions, chargers, stealers, eagles. Yeah. They might not be, I might have fucked that up. They are. I think they are. Good team, but their coaches fat, cowboys. Undeniable. Let's not panic, Bengals, ravens, jets. Let's not panic, but there's a little panic, but let's not panic.

Then we have the Frisky category. There's Frisky and Tough, Raiders. Frisky and Fun, Cardinals and Falcons, also Bijon and Andy Dalton. Cool. Okay. Frisky and not fun at all. Patriots and Titans and Titans. Would you guys agree with that? Well, I would fight back a little bit. Well, I would fight back a little bit. Well, all the way I think they're like gonna beat it out of him yeah he's gonna be like one flew over the cuck who's nest oh he's gonna be yeah it's fun to see him fuck up yeah it is fun to see him fuck up all right then we had a cubie controversy question people are asking bleak willus injured Rams dolphins the chain dolphins the chain gang yeah I see there was like six there's a ton of chain gang problems crazy yeah they all just got rolled up on and there was one guy who had a heart attack what I mean he had CPR so I don't know if it was a

heart attack is he alive you know what I didn't check okay so they're the the try to what I didn't check okay so I think it's I think it's like Cubs ushers like Riggly ushers yeah they're just like we only can hire 80 year old yeah what do you think huh we already know oh it's what he said but I don't know same as the umpire take I don't know your umpire take. Who do I think young umpire should be? Oh, uh, Japanese teens? Close. Oh yeah. No, uh, gamers? Like 20-year-old Koreans.

Okay. These are photos. You were so fun. But wait, you could round up Japanese teams. You can round up to Japanese. Why would they even need a chain gang? What do you mean? I guess, yeah, I guess they do.

Yeah, they actually try to do the automatic. Yeah, I feel like I feel like we have this. That takes the thrill out of it. Yeah, when they come out and they do the. It is crazy. There's that like moment of just like, this is how we decide this. Yeah, but it's so much fun. We're like, oh no, is it enough? I don't know. Wait, did that guy, that guy was okay, TJ?

He was alert after getting CPR. That doesn't mean anything. Great. All right, then I think we did. What is, so yeah, injured, Jane Daniels looks good, Anthony Richardson looks good and bad, Bo Nix looks bad. And then jail but they won, that's Dishon and the Browns. And then I have ass but it's Florida. They're all ass.

I like that you sacked up. It's fine to say if a team's ass if their rookie quarterback isn't performing. Yeah, yeah, right. That's fair. I don't know if you know, but like offense is kind of out in the NFL these days. Quarter NFL is not a quarterback league. You don't need a quarterback. That's that I gave you. There was like, yeah. There's like 50 less passing they don't even do it anymore. Wait, that's true. Yeah, it's a kicker league really. It's kicker league. Kickers should be top draft picks now. Yeah.

Moving forward. Okay. And then there was mega super ass and that's the science and the Panthers. Yeah. Yeah, I want to contributes Dang... Oh, yeah. Swap. I see what you're saying. Similar shape. Yeah.

Udang is awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It would be a shame if Moodang passed away. Yeah, it would suck. What would you even say that for? It will want to see the reaction the internet has. We need, we're due for another harammy.

You want this baby hippo to die. I don't want it to die. I said it'd be a shame. How would you, how would you want it to go? Choked to death. Oh my god. He really is the just hippo, Rizzler. Yeah. Moodang is a playful little hippo who wants to bounce around.

It often keeps its mouth open. And it must have a lot of fun every day before it can fall asleep. Before they go over, nightmares. Oh, he's doing it. It really enjoys playing the water and takes a bath every morning. Its slippery body makes it prone to slipping. Oh. For its safety, the zookeeper sometimes restricts its movements, which makes Moudang very angry, and it turns its back on the zookeeper.

Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Moodang would be perfect for, uh, is it a cake? Oh, yeah. You were like, it's just so and sliced. Dude, I'm like matting 300 on those. Really? So hard for- Yeah.

They are hard. Is there a way to play that online? Yeah, if there's a tough one, T. I don't know if you can find a tough one, T. But they've gotten so good. Didn't Johnny Knoxville host there was a larger guest and her chair was cake cake when she sat down. Yeah, like they're making book shows out of cakes? What the technology's gone too far? Could the chair support her, the cake chair? Or did she find? I don't know. It supported her.

It was the armrest. The armrest is cake? Oh, they just did arm rest. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's awesome. There's no way any of those cakes were good, right? No. No. No. This is this cake? Yeah. No, this is cake. Yeah. Oh, he was Johnny.

He's just kidding. And there was no plan to prank you today. So there's like, is this cake television show and that was like the setting, like a talk show? Do they talk or? Yeah, I don't understand how that's the extent of what I saw. I guess there's been a couple of well no way well that's just already food okay some of these are so fucking hard so wait TJ what was the Johnny Knoxville one was he on the show or a guest host I've no idea that was for a

show called prank panel oh they were promoting yeah that was a crazy story that's a crazy story. That is a crazy story. Wait, what? I went down this rabbit hole. The head writer of the Eric Andre show got brought in on this prank panel show because it was Johnny Knoxville, Eric Andre and her Gabboree City Bay. That wasn't. That wasn't. That had nothing to do with cake. They were promoting, that wasn't Lizzo? I thought it was Lizzo. No, no, they were promoting their Frank Banel show. It's precious.

Too much tasing. Got it. Okay. It's a moral of that story. But yes, crazy story. They were, they were tasing each other? Johnny and Ixfield like, like, had a tasered the shit out of the head writer of the Eric Andre's show who's just there he was like there on day three as a creative consultant and I guess

Eric Andre tried to tase Johnny Knoxville, took the taser, got another taser, fucked up Eric Andre's went behind he ended up, I think he broke his tibia to like two like things and his like snap to whatever and he's like in a boot and like whatever but anyway. Johnny Knox rocks. There's a whole to do. I love Johnny. It's the best. It's rare for like the most polished guy to also be the biggest savage.

Yeah. He's sick. It's like if you, I think it's, I understand that's probably fucked up, this guy broke his leg, whatever, yada, yada, yada. If you are just willingly like in the same room as Johnny Knoxville, that's on you. That's a waiver. We've pretty much signed a, yeah. To get punched in the face. Yeah, to get hit the fuck. The fucked up was that they have video of it but they won't release it. And they, when he got the injury report from the set a week later, it was like mechanism of injury, self, you fell on your own, you're on your own. Oh, he had like permanently fucked up. fucked him over and left him. That's that's Knoxville. I think I'm on the guy's side.

Oh, Johnny Knox? No, no, I'm a bleeding heart. You don't understand. Just fall like a normal person. Don't spas and you get taken. Yeah, what how did he? Yeah. He ran. He shouldn't. That's what Johnny he apparently said you shouldn't have ran. You don't run. You don't run from Knoxville. No, you just take it, you take the pain. That's so heartwarming that he's still jackass. Right, like he can't turn it off and I don't want him ever addicted to Jackass. Well, did you see the episode, apparently, because I actually talked to the guy who got tased for the blog or whatever, and he said, he's like, Have you ever seen the Johnny Knoxville family feud? No. No. Can you pull up John Yonick? He just starts he just pulls out a taser. He just pulls out a taser. He's the best. I'm fucking love of this. He like fucks everybody up right away. He is so much by Johnny. Being tased No, there was that clip. I can't remember which jackass it was.

It was like maybe at the end of the movie when he just had the guy's come, like the camera crew come to his house and it wasn't even a stunt. He was just running face first into a stop sign. Yeah, he's fucked up. Like he just can't turn it off. Oh my god. Oh, Steve's reaction. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, he's a damn.

I'm a Steve gonna do. I got you. He really is like the greatest dude. Yes. But him and Steve Harvey sharing a stage are two dudes. Imagine if he was our president, he just tases Putin at a summit. Yeah, president just pranks of presidents. First president with CTE dude.

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Yeah. What happened? So buckle up. So Chaps question. I do think, oh no. This makes him, Titus, I might be using too much hyperbole here. The dumbest person of all time. Before, I haven't seen this, I'm trying to guess what he could possibly say. Yeah, get your guesses. What state ends with, can I ask, does he say the name of a state he says the name of the state chaps offers a response asked for another answer and then Dave says another answer let's roll the okay I can't even see this you want the whole video or just white so state whole video whole video I love these chat I love these chat state state ends the one okay. Um, K.

Texas, no, Kentucky, no, K. Alaska, no, no. I don't think there is one. Okay, it's a good answer. God, almighty. I can't even think of one with a K in it. Oh my God. Oh my God, I don't know.

Jesus, Che, come on. This is tough to be ass-I'm sorry. I got it right away. I got it in seconds. There we are. Yeah. How do you go, Hannah? I don't know.

It'll be hard for him to just do 1K. Okay. I... You go. Uh, Kentucky? That's not ends. Ends in the letter K? Oh.

Kansas. Uh, Kansas. Oh, Kansas. Oh, Kansas. Oh, the thing. Oh, tha. Oh my god. It's good. I thought about it.

That's so good. Oh, Kansas. Oh, Enns and Can. You lost them. There is one. Oh my God. Dave. He's a special boy. Oh, and the most special. Is he the most special? I think he might be? Um. I think he might be too because Mincy... Oh, and the most special. Is he the most special? I think he might be? Um, I think he might be too because Mincy knows. I would

know we're tracking anybody else in the competition. Oh, well, that was obviously the other special boy. Mincy knows he's special where Dave doesn't. Well, Dave's versatile. My question here is. Dave's like a, Dave's like a cat that thinks he's a dog. I made a good point this morning. Dave is, you get the dumb clips from Dave, but then you also get the, I spilled dip dip spit on the carpet from Dave. And when he like, great a marathon or he like does stuff every now and maybe like, what? How many different way Dave to shock you. He's intellectually and physically dumb. Yeah. But spiritually? But how many employees could spill dip spit on the carpet and we'd be like...

Oh, that's him. He can distract you from him being otherworldly dumb by being otherworldly grotesque. Yes. You focus so much on his hair and the dipspit that you forget. Oh, he's got the check quality of he's never phased. Like you can, you can like rile him up but he doesn't get phased and he never feels very, he also gets phased very easily. But not like, there's a certain word I'm looking for I guess. Like he'll just keep plugging along them. He doesn't take the damage. Yeah, because he tries to deny that it ever happened. Right. I, he'll find a way to pretend like that wasn't, instead just being like, yeah, I'm a fucking idiot, he'll like, you'll like, no, that was my point.

No, the, yeah, the, yeah, the, yeah, the, yeah, the other, yeah, the other, yeah, the other. Yeah, I mean that's, you're taking too many shots. Say, what was that? Actually don't, you know what, I don't want to discourage. He should take it, no, no, we can do it, but he, keep taking shots, Jay. It's good. Oh yeah, I'm not gonna stop. That's why you guys arraised. This is where you, you know, ch- Where did Arthur Blank's neck go? I know it's under but like, The shoulders are raised. Very little. He's wearing a necktie. It goes all the way up.

I know. I sent us a photo on the group text yesterday of other people in suits that looks perfectly normal. And also when I said he's wearing a necktie, you said you're not taking life advice from me. Yeah, yeah, exactly what you say. All right. I'll read it ready read it. Yeah, read it Perfect. This will be a dramatic reading Actually you be you Brandon. I'm chai you be you. Okay. So chase TJ sent it. I said he's wearing a shirt Stephen. It's so high, choking him out. Proceed. Um, okay.

He's wearing a shirt and tie. His neck is directly under those two things. Wait, hold on a second. Does Arthur Blank not have legs? Holy shit, does he only have one ear? Oh, fuck, you're right, Brandon, and I'm not seeing any nipples. He's nippleless. And I sent a photo of a live look at my TV, tick, toy, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, too, too, too, toe, to, to, to, to, not seeing any nipples. He's nippleless. And I sent a photo of live look at my TV, Troy, Aikman, and Joe Buck.

Don't act like it's on a high live TV look at these necks in suits. This man is missing most body parts. Stephen, what are you doing? And then I said, I'm sorry, I'm not taking life advice from a guy who shops at all. That's not life life life life life life life life life life. th life advice from a guy who shops at all. That's not life advice. That's not life advice. No, well you said Stephen what are you doing like you're about to give me a big deal. That's a question. That was a question. He asked you simply what are you doing? That's not life advice. Okay I thought he was about to go in so I cut him off. I like, he would never say that to me.

Chee would never say that to me. Correct. But he literally was like, it went from commenting about an owner's necktie to Brandon, what what the fuck is your problem? Why you? Life is life? You know, I'd like to clarify it one more time, Stephen. I went into Aldi because they have my brand of sausage that I like, so I went and got it. Conneca, Conneca.

It's an Alabama-based sausage company. Just admit you like it. I like the sausage. All these nuts in your mouth? Oh, yeah. I didn't say Aldi. I didn't say old you didn't say Aldi I didn't say Aldi he didn't even say he never said That's why he's the way chase the quick he's the quick he's too quick for you

He was too quick for you yeah he was too quick for you oh yeah say he was too quick for you Oh man oh say hey like it and then you said I like the sausage which would have worked Yeah, I would have worked better. Way better. He's so happy with himself. He did not nail that at all. Not even close. Chey, can you please transcribe that for a tweet? That entire interaction between you and Brandon? Yeah, do it like a mother talking about her young son that a scenario that didn't happen. Yeah. I would like a written out transcription of what just happened. Chei colon, Brandon Colin.

Okay. All right, thank you. Because that, it will, it will look worse when he just... But Che also put a picture of you like smirking, a selfie. Yeah. Yeah. No, this could be a banger. All right, get to work, boy. I swear to God I'll retweet it.

It's fucking work. Oh, yeah. Are any of you guys in surviving Barcel? Well, no, not all of us. You're going for the, you're going for the jugular, you take home the cat? I just, I want to survive. I was out in four hours last time. Not all of us, Julian.

I'd like to just be in it. Uh-huh. There's a good cannon fodder this year, I think. Who knows? Yeah. It's gonna be tens. It won't be you brother. Ha ha ha. Would you? Like did you enjoy your week off? No. No. What about here in Chicago? This would be a little different because I would be able to, I think, go home, but still no.

I would be pissed. I don't know. What if somebody saw you going home? Actually, yeah, they'll be the worst case scenario. So close to home, trapped. Aye, aye, aye. Yeah, I want to play. Yeah, I want to be in the game. Getting out first is way better than getting out, like fifth. I would have rather gotten out fifth. I wanted to, watching the games be played is, I was like, you know me. You know, I, the game, the game, the game, I, the game, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the games Bernie can survive in bars again oh see a brand

it's trust it's all we're done we're done we're done we're done we're done it's a bullshit ass show the way he's acting makes me think maybe he's in it yeah yeah actually it does a surprise review surprise entrant would be awesome there there goes just it. Yeah, actually it does. A surprise review. Surprise entrant would be awesome. There goes. Just pacing. He really had to pee because he just has a small bladder. That was really what I think happened. Or he might be in it. T.J. Why did you switch the gambling cave? Is there something going on? No. Just Miss Cliff. Yeah.

Happs the best of us. Yeah, Lucas. Lucas. Lucas, you're- Call him right now, everybody. You're all, are you out Thursday and Friday, T.J? Yes. So Lucas is going to be here? Yes. Brace yourselves. Let's do another caller. Lucas. Lucas, Lucas filled in for TJ Lat, two weeks ago, Julio, and within the first 90 seconds of the show, he accidentally put his phone number on the screen. It was that fast. And then we just did a call show the rest of the day. Yeah.

Very good. I'm starting to think we don't work with the brightest folks. No, there's just a level, yeah, there's a level of intellect that if you go above it, you can't work here. But the incompetence is the charm. Yeah, right. We're basically a roller coaster and it's fun. Yeah. IQ over 100?

Sorry, you can't ride. Yeah. Yeah. 70 and sunny? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a t-shirt.

It's like a t-suipeen the te. t-sette, teat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the best way to describe it. No. too

that's given us too much credit. Dude, how you liking the Winnipeg Jets hat, dude? You want it back? No, no. It sounds like it. It's a good hat. I'm starting to realize I had my own hat sitting there. No, no, I feel all right. My hair has gotten, my hair sort of does what it pleases.

That's fine.'s the Winnipeg Jets history? They got taken away. What's the, who's on the Mount Rushmore? Who's the? Who's the team that I- For $10,000, name one guy who's ever suited up for the Winnipeg Jets. Oh, fuck. Corey Smith. Oh, yeah.

Kagan. Well, yeah, good call kids. Pay up. Okay. Okay. Boy. Confid up. I don't even know what sport that is. I'll be honest with you. Hockey? I went there and the downtown is one of the scariest downtowns I've ever been to have any. Winnipeg? Yeah. Why?

Why? was recently very nice, but now it's like a full-on zombie apocalypse and the zombies are the scariest ones that I've ever encountered. Canada? Yes, it's like a six-foot five native woman who's like screaming bloody murder at you. Like it's not even like they're just sitting there asking for money they're like, fuck you! Wow! It's like insane. Where is Winnipeg? Manitoba like North of North, like North of North Dakota. North of North Dakota. Got it. Chris Jericho's from there I think. Oh cool. I don't know. Yeah, it's cold. This city needs the team. Yeah, and they lost it for I think a while to the there were the thrash Atlanta. Yeah. What a dardy jersey

that is am I right so was Danny Heatley on the Winnipeg Jets there's no way of knowing I'm a winnepag jet? Yeah so the Winnipeg Jets yeah it's right above Fargo. Oh they became the coyotes. Oh, they became the Coyotes. Oh, okay. They went away for a couple years. The Jets franchise moved to the Coyotes, but then Atlanta got a team which re became the Jets. Billy Kuchak. So I think the current jets carry the thrashers history with them, but not. Where's Chris Jericho from? He is from Winnipeg. He is from Winnipeg. He is from Winnipeg. Wait. What do you say to the fan? It said go back to Calgary. He says I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot. Yeah, so he's from Winnipeg. That rocks. That's a good crowd work. Yeah. It's an interesting town. Is that a player? Yeah. I enjoyed it. I love Winnipeg. Why? I don't know. I just said it.

It's not very nice. You never been. It sucks. Yeah, I don't like it. We heard it's like a zombie-upon. Did you perform there? Yeah. Is that where Michael Scott went?

And he fucked that You're the office trivia guy. Well, the rest of you are too. For playing a loser, he slung dick a lot. I think he had sex with six women. That might be off by a couple. He once went 28 years without having sex. That's true. And then another seven. He married, what's her name? Holly Flacks. There we go.

You're the office guy. Yeah, well, it is. You still watch it all the time? I want to, yeah, yeah, I do. I like watching the later seasons more than the earlier season. You like D'Angelo Vickers? I do. I do. And Robert California. I like Robert California a lot. California season's good. Yeah. Season 9's trash but. Are they bringing it back? They keep saying that I don't think they are. Remember Dwight? Yeah. Yes. What season was he? Yeah. He was good. He was good. We actually were talking about this in the gambling cave on Sunday Have you guys ever met a Dwight in real life? Yes? Multiple. Close to it I think. We interviewed Dwight Howard, but that doesn't White's are only black famous. Famous or black. Bank president at my town.

And then... Dwight Yoakum. Good. I thought you meant like a Dwight type person. No, an actual Dwight, a white, a white, a white, awight. A white, Dwight, a white, Dwight, a white, Dwight D. I are I had a principal that was a white Dwayne does that count? No because that's Dwayne. Yeah, but that is very and I'm out on this convo All the Dwights I knew were older men Okay, all Dwight. It's a weird name. Do what you just don't see a lot of Dwight. Yeah. I'd love to see a baby Dwight. Yeah, I'd mean, Dwight D. Eisen, going by Ike was the correct move.

That's a good nickname. That's it all, I don't, I never really understood it, but. He was ugly. Where is it? That is his legacy. That is his legacy. It looks solid for a president, right? Where did I come from?

Why do I know Dwight? . come from. Why do I know Dwight? Yeah, why is that? Isn't that an Isaac? Isn't that like an Isaac nickname? Yeah, you can't just pick that up. I went to his farm recently. Dwight. Dwight Yoakum's farm? Eisenhower's farm? Oh, I know I'm in Gettysburg. Oh, Dwight. How was, how was that He's literally like on the battle. Were you like observing crops or? I was going to national parks and that's like a two-fer because you can go to Gettysburg and Eisenhower home. How many national parks you've been to? A hundred and seventy? What? What?

There's four hundred and thirty-oh I think you've talked about. I was hitting up Nick the tod to hit them all? Yeah. Which ones having you hit? Quite a few, but. You hit all the main ones? And no, actually. There's, I kind of like the random ones. Badlands. Badlands is sick. Underrated.

You hit bad lines. Zions looks cool. Zion's my favorite. What's the's nothing there. You talk about poverty point? You might have told me about yeah, dude, then I saw a video You like poverty point poverty might not be at them Poverty point is this is why the National Park System is sick Gets you off the beaten path getting to poverty point you're on country roads for a minute's that's like an island that's far. I haven't gone to that. Wait, can I get a list of them? Is there like one that's just... A bit of Danali. Danali's sick. Denali rules. But the worst one, if I have to pick, this is a little, I feel bad doing this, but I would say the Martin Van Buren National Historians. Oh, it sounds terrible. That sounds like a shore. So far.

It's right off the side of the road, pretty boring, not much going on, like off the side of a main road. He was ugly as fuck too. Oh, he was a Van Buren. He had hair everywhere, right? He had the chops, but like, yeah. Yeah, bald. all cool but balding on top these are the main ones this isn't the the units if you look for official units the 431 will come up units yeah official unit

dude I went to the first ladies national historic site when I was in Cleveland I know but wait wait wait what what you said nothing what you said nothing the first ladies dude okay the first ladies, biggest baddie, Helen Taft, dude. Really? Just goes to show. Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's not better than best Truman. Being in shape is overrated, dude. Oh, she was thick? She was, no, no, because Taft is the fattest president and his wife was the biggest

baddy. I didn't know that. HOT. Helen Taft. Taft was one who got it stuck in the toilet. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Also, he wasn't as fat as I thought. Well, fat back then was like, yeah. Plump. Yeah, it was like 20 pounds overweight. You're right.

Wait, can I see more? We need more. That one didn't do it for me. No, that's the Kim K of 1909. Oh, fuck. Baddie. Hell Taft. Helen Heron Taft, the big blue heron. Yeah, she was hot. Yeah, there's a heron to catch.

Yeah, take a pick of that. Can we, can we rank first ladies? Oh, by sure. How bad? How fast would you nut? Uh-huh. It's a reg and one. Let's throw coat. And then AI them naked. Oh, yeah. Let's do a full slide show and Instagram. Help us be more active. Kate, what do you think? You hit on this? I want to kill myself. Let's all get assigned a first lady to jerk off. We got mom material gorgeous already pre-made tea TJ let's change them must do instabust one word

We shouldn't tweet this out We'll save this for us yeah then we'll do like 30 to 30 seconds to a minute. I always kind of I kind of always had a thing for for Bush's mom. Barbara Bush. Yeah, she kind of I don't know. Is it the name? Maybe. Barb Bush doesn't sound like something you want to put your dick in. Barber Bush?

Dude I was messaging with Barbara Bush on Raya. The daughter. Oh, really? What's happening? What? Yeah. Like, this isn't back in the day. But like, well, I'd hope so.

I was still in the market. But dude, yeah, we were like trying to link up and it didn't end up happening back. So you like hit it off? We hit it off a bit. That was my attempt to get into the Illuminati. Cool. Yeah. Who's the least oldest first lady? When they were first lady? Yeah. Jackie. Oh, yeah. Maybe. One of those old fucks probably married like a 14 year old or something. Yeah, TJ, TJ got down like that for sure. They were saying what's the name? 21! How old was he? Wow.

We're about to cancel. Who's this? Cleveland? the Covey. Grover, Cleaver is canceled. It's about time. Do you think Grover Cleveland's like, uh, ancestors? Do you think they're like bragging about that?

But he had the youngest? No, no, I'm saying like if you're like the great, great grandson of Grover, Cleveland, are you telling people that? I don't know. Um, New Jersey advertises. He's got a restaurant. He's sandwiched Chester Arthur. You think all presidents have a lineage that still is aware that they're like, yeah. Chester, Arthur's grand, grand, grand kids know? I think as long as you have the same last name, you carry a little pride.

Okay. But I wonder if they've like succumbed to downward mobility. Now they're like four generations to move, they're just like complete morons. Yeah. Yeah. You know, my dad was a resident. Chester Arthur. They're selling the house. Bummer.

But probably. But probably, just like, You could probably just always like sell a pen that they used once. Would you buy Chester A. Arthur's pen? I definitely would. What's the level though where if someone, if you ran, bumped into someone at the bar and they told you like, oh yeah, my great, great, great grandfather was this? What's the level of president where you just be like, who can? Who gives a fuck? I think I would be interested in any. All right.

Let's say you went home with a chick. she was. Yeah, Benjamin Harrison. 100%. 100%. No, I'm a religious granddaughter. You're not excited about Benjamin Harrison's fourth. Well, he was gay. He was. He was gay. I think Benjamin Harrison was gay. I thought he died early. No, William Henry Harrison died early.

Yeah. He was our first. Did we just make Benjamin Harrison up? He's a loser. That's what I'm saying, there's no way. Yeah. Great grandkids are saying like, you know, Wyatt, I'm a Pierce. Franklin Pierce, official enemy of the show, fuck Franklin Pierce.

And all the fuck Franklin Pierce. Why does his wife look like though? That's what I'm under oh, yeah, Franklin Pierce Look at him. That's Buchanan. Oh, that's Buchanan. He was gay. U.S. President never married. Oh, interesting. He's not gay. He's just smart. Oh, I'm pier right. That would be an awesome shirt. She's a skeleton? No, no, no.

She's a witch. Franklin Pierce had zero aura. That's her? That's not her. Look at her. She's probably just still sitting there being like, Franklin Pierce was my husband. All right, let's keep it.

Hold her back up. If she's sitting right next to a picture. Oh, dude, Lucretia Garfield's hot too. Her name's Lucretia. No, it is. That's a Dwight situation. LaCrecia Garfield. Pull her up, Lucretia.

She's got a, she's got a she's got a Broom That's my favorite fact. Oh, I don't know if it's like uh, yeah well how old is she? Lucretia Carville. Pull up one of her form fitting dresses. That middle part, wow that goes. It's a wide one. There we go. I don't know about. Boom. What the crea she car.

What the fuck? There's a Lucretia Garfield? What a name, double whammy. Quite a name. What other first lady names do you know? Fuck dude. I don't remember. Those are the two that stood out. I mean, there's the obvious. Wait. Oh yeah, that was the creation Man fuck Mondays That young hoe, coo. She ain't hot, but she coo.

That's hot. There's thrown. Oh, Martha Jefferson had a little going on. Yeah. Dolly Madison is, uh... That's hot. That's a hot name. That's hot as fuck. Yeah.

Angelica, oh, and Durin. Sarah York Jackson, looking very demure. Yeah. Itica from Burrard. Sarah York Jackson looking very demurred. Yeah. A jealous of Van Bureen. Kyle, can you memorize the first ladies by. Is Tyler, is she shown Cleve? She's the, her face looks like melting. Can we see, can we get a peek?

Damn. What? Okay. She's machine. Uh, let's be nice. Let's do this Democratic as the president's ruling of disgusting. Yeah. Wait, let me see the other names. All right, Jane Pier.

Uh, Philmore. Uh, Habel Gail Powers, Fillmore. Hmm. I hope they haunt the office forever. They do look like ghosts. Who's Harriet Lane man too? We don't have a lane? Harriet Lane. Oh, she didn't take his last name.

Oh, that's... You don't take a president's last name? Jane Buchanan. Jane Buchanan. Huh. Wait, is this the guy we were saying was Zephy? James Buchanan? She lost both her travels by 11.

She's trying to find to. Damn. Better go find them, Jane. But like, that's back in the day where, like, they could have not died. She could have just lost them. Oh, yeah. They didn't have any way to get. But also, probably losing your parents at 11 was pretty normal. Yeah. His sister was his first lady. Ah. Wait, what? He was a lifelong bachelor, so they gave the role of first lady to his sister.

Oh! That's a, this is a good tidbit. Got it. What it, do we need that role fulfilled? I don't know. Like, yeah. It probably takes some off the president's plate, right? So she just goes to certain functions. She teaches fat kids how to do jumpy jacks on the White House lawn. Yeah.

That's like we need somebody to. I like our quarterly educational episodes. There's some good. Kate's having a great time. Kate, don't worry. There's incredible. Francis Cleveland, Rose Cleveland, Rose. Rose Cleveland, oh, Francis Cleve, whoa.

Okay. Who was the lesbian? FDRs. Like everybody knew it. Eleanor Roosevelt. And she was like, I'm just going to go have a good time with my ladies and she found his letters with somebody. Oh, Helen Taft was a handsome woman. Helen, yeah, that's how it started at all.

Yeah, that's Julia's one-one. Taft through the first, first pitch. Yeah, there's a. Whoa. Coolidge, what game? Uh, I don't know. But he threw the first, first pitch. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's a bad picture of her. Yeah, dude. It's no joke. Lady Bird. Lady Bird, not bad or something.

I mean, Nancy Reagan, just... The reputation proceeds her. Yeah. No doubt about it. Oh, I think we forgot about more. Why are we still doing paintings of Laura Bush? We have pictures of her. I think that George Bush probably painted it. It's a painting of... Oh yeah. Sick dude.

This is good. Good stuff. That was an awesome when they were like, George Bush, yeah, Iraq was pretty bad, but look at him he does watercolors. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And he passed the candy to Michelle Obama to funeral. What a guy!

You can't hate him, He's Ditsy. Mississippi's got some great national park sites. Really? Do we have any? Yeah, you have a few. least there's the Natchez area like in the Natchez Trace Parkway which is gorgeous then Vicksburg okay and I forget the other ones but so the Natchez Trace is a highway that whole thing's a national park yeah but also the town itself like there's there's a national historic site yeah there's a there's a lot of old antebellum homes I think that's a last place touched during the war. I think, could be wrong. Super cute little town for sure. Tubelo. Oh, and also Gulf Shores.

That's an Alabama. Yeah, but part of it's in Mississippi. Oh, I think. Oh, the outer, the outer islands? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, the trace parkway is beautiful. Wait is every president's, like, the the Parkway is beautiful. It's sick, dude. Wait, is every president's like birth home a national park? No, but there's a lot of them.

There's a lot of random ones that are typically pretty cool if they're in like a good part of wherever. The trace is just a highway, but the speed limit. the speed limit. You can't go over,iahoga Valley is shit. Go back overrated a bit. Too much just shit. What's the Sargasso Sea? Oh, what the fuck? Wait, have you guys ever say Atlantic Ocean? Sargassos? Oh, that's a very interesting sea. Well, tell us. It has some type of phenomenon. What is it?

Um, I forget. Okay. Is that the Bermuda Triangle bullshit? I guess so. I guess so. Do you know if you go like up in the mountains in Arizona? You can find seashells and stuff from ancient days or you see an ocean there. That's crazy.

Somebody just found a whale bone in inland in Mississippi. Big whale bone. That is cool. There's no land boundary of the sea. That's what it is. Oh. It's bounded by currents. I'm not, I don't, I don't recognize it. We're not going to give it a sea status. I think that's pretty cool. You like it? Yeah, it's just, it doesn't have any, no one can keep it in. That's just part of the ocean. It just does its own thing. It's not its own body of water. It's its own current system. It's surrounded by its own currents. That's awesome.

You're surrounded by your own currents. Damn. Sweet revenge. Ah, speaking of which, Chay, do you. Is it tweeted from the Yak or from? All right, let's see it, pull it up. Ugh. Oh my god. He went all the way back to make sure I said Aldi. That's way too much.

Yeah. All right, so I went into Aldi yesterday because they have my brand of sausage that I like. the sausage that I like so I went and got it connect to an Alabama space sausage company just submit that you like it I like the sausage all these that's all you had to do just that first part redo it yeah look it wait so you don't want all the back and forth no no no no no no this was it's all saying oh my god what did you do

what did you do? Oh, shit. All right, redo the cheese. Oh my God. No one has ever misunderstood her to sign up. Yeah, you got a bunch of shit that I said. So you want to cut off after all these nuts in your mouth. Yeah. All right, yeah. That's insane what you just did. And this is embarrassing. I listen to it 50 times. Also, all these nuts in your mouth has to be spelled all D's.

Yeah, like the grocery store. Redue it. Delete this and redo it. Yeah, please. Delete it and redo it. That's a bad look for us. I don't know if we should delete that. I love that. All right. Keep it up, but just redo it. Do a different face, do the same face but different photo. Okay. All right.

And I spell all these ALDI apostrophe F. Oh yeah. All right, and cut it off after the joke. Yes. Got it. That was so much transcription. You're telling me. Yeah.

Why did you do that? You said transcribe all this? I'm impressed you did do that? You said transcribe all this. I'm impressed who did it that fast. Yeah. Thank you. How accurate is it? Pretty good. Is there any trac-in-trac-it-on-thau. Is there any trac-it on that? Too much text The longest tweet of all time. Don't delete, please. Oh, damn, you get it again. Why, the grapstomp? Hogdor just put the grape stomping up. I love Hogdor.

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I'd agree. I did the assignment as I thought it was supposed to be done. Are you fixing it now or is it already up? I'm fixing it. Should you include the laughter that we had afterwards? I wasn't going to, but if you want me to. Which laughter? The uproarious laugh? No, maybe that's a separate tweet. I don't think there was uproarious laughter. There was a uproarious laughter. Maybe like... When you said all these nuts? No, we were laughing at you though. Stephen. Did you count the after for you did you score a parlorious laughter I didn't type it

but uh if you put in laughter you have to say well there was some good laughter there was some good left and then maybe it turned on me and that's fine all right so just put like asterisk good laughter and then continue I just don't think it was a well that's all yeah that's the end of it he's just ending it at all okay because that's how I want to read it because it makes no sense best damn Nancy Reagan big cat you ever think about buying Michael Jordan's house someone Someone bought it? Really? Yeah, that was like two days ago. Oh, fuck. No, for how, do you know how much? I don't know, but I know they drop the price.

I mean, it's been on sale for like 10 years. Yeah, like these. But it's all custom to him. Right. That's the problem these guys make by doing stupid shit like that. Yeah, I'm but I'm saying someone would have bought it. It's not a house that you would like live in. It's like almost a museum you could start.

But you don't think having Michael Jordan's house is. Yeah, of course. The problem is the people who think that's it. The people who think that Michael Jordan was awesome. That'd be like the money to buy the house. You have that much money. You're not the thing. You're a narcissist. I'm the god. I can see a rich foreigner thinking it's cool as hell still. The basketball court looks awesome there. Yeah. You see Kanye bought that house and gutted all the electric windows and plumbing just shit's in the hole in the ground and it's trying to sell it now. Are you talking about the beach house? Yeah. Yes, it's so depressing. Where is it? It's in Malibu.

You had some incredible designer make it and they like a very famous. Yeah, yeah, he's a famous. Yeah, he's a tripped it. Yeah, thear. architect built this house he was living in that and he just stripped it fully there. What a nut. Amen Julia. What is it? Nuttass. What the not dude. But he didn't, he admired Ando and wanted an Ando, but didn't like the interior, one of the architect's former colleagues says. Looks like Winnipeg in there, dude. Yeah. Gave it a violent remix. That's former colleagues says. Looks like Winnipeg in there, dude. Oh, yeah.

We gave it a violent remix. That's kind of cool. A violent remake. What house was that right there? Yeah, what house is that? That seems all right. Yeah. What's the interior of your Afghanistan school looking like?

It's not bad, to be honest. All we need is a wood stove to kind of keep it warm in the winters. It gets like really cold in there, so it's pretty well insulated. It's built mostly with like brick and mud. It's pretty solid. Do you do like zoom calls with the faculty? We do like video updates. Do any of the kids that know you? Yeah, Mr. Julio, I have like little videos. Is there a statue of you? Thank you, Mr. There should be a statue.

There isn't, but they print, we got them a printer, but they just use it to print out, thank you, Mr. Julio. I'm like, guys, we need this for like, for like the class. Like you don't need to. I could maybe convince them. I feel like that would be a bad luck for me. Why? Well we'll build it. If we build it on the Yack and send it there. We you could probably commission them to build it in theory as it might be tough though. But yeah you could like it would be nice for

the village because we give people jobs and shit. Okay. But you just have to, we have to do like background checks and everyone we were sending money to, which. What would you want to be doing in your statue? One hand on a fucking beer, one hand on my cock. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That would go over well.

Yeah, I'm not sure. Do they allow Cox in Afghanistan? They do. But you know, but no, the women, you know, the covered up thing is like pretty much the dorm except for into big city and then they don't. Which I'm impressed by that they chose to do that. They're like, fuck you telba'n. Yeah. No one stops them, which is cool. But yeah, life's pretty tough there if you're a woman and in general, it's a bummer. Sorry to bring down the vibes. You're that king? You

don't have it so bad on the air. Perspective. Pull up the presidency. Yeah, let's look at their tits. You gotta remember, when we rate the attractiveness of first ladies, you could be in Afghanistan? We can call them ugly because they don't have to cover their face. That's right. Right. What a freedom. Listen, we could do the presidents. I bet they're sexy though.

Bad looking. They got that nice. Oh, dude, I mean, Afghan women are gorgeous. Yeah. Yeah, you can't see many of them because they're buried. And the thing that's shitty, the fucking Taliban leaders send their daughters abroad to study. Wow. Yeah, super fucked up. So there's like a Taliban leader at like UC Berkeley? Like potentially.

But to do Kim Jong-un went to boarding school in Switzerland under an alias. Can you imagine being his roommate? Holy shit? Yeah, with a pseudonym and was there and like had a roommate. Wearing a Dennis Rodman jersey and shit. Really? Yeah. So he was a fan of Dennis Rodman. Huge fan of the Bulls. Huge fan of Dennis Rodman. Was his pseudonym like equally Korean or was it more Western? I don't know. Yeah, probably. What if he bought the MJ Mansion? Oh, that's... Do we know it was? I need to find out what a pseudonym is so I can get a bull's jersey with his last name.

Yeah, this is crazy. That is nuts. What was Mike Vicks, a sudemeanor? Ron Mexico? What? What? What? You don't know? Remember that? He got, he tested he did a like a STD test and tested positive for herpes and he Wanted to stay under the rap so he put in Ron Mexico What do you mean he put in like on the paperwork? Lane Kiffens was Joey Freshwater. Yeah?

Joey Fresh. How did it? What was Lane Kiffens for? I don't remember. Those are all cool names. Yeah, Joey fresh water? Yeah, Joey fresh. Yeah, what's your herpes name? Kyle Bauer. It was, yeah, I was on the Boutrex for years with my full government name and it was on my nightstand. How did Ron Mexico get out? Nice. Pack-un.

Unpack. Unpack. I'm your roommate, Unpack? Unpack. Unpack. I'm your roommate, Unpack. Unpack. Unpack smokes. Tell me what to do. They asked him his name as he was moving ahead and takes him. I think he was very great.

He's like, fuck. Oh, uh, Un, uh, unpack. I need Jud Appetto direct him like the college years. I need Judd Appetto direct him like the college years. Jim John the College years. Oh, unpack. Yeah. Ever since like the he almost killed him tweet. He's still making movies. Oh I forgot he did. I don't think everybody. Almost killed. That was crazy the Will Smith. He's like he all, yeah, he could have killed him. Oh about Chris Rock. Yeah, what a pussy. Yeah. Yeah.

that's definitely looks back of that being like what did I do? Yeah. Right. I don't know. He could be broken. Stormy. He's still doing. Wait, he's making a movie about Stormy Daniels? So he's definitely broken. Yeah. That's as broken as you get. Jud Apatow's doing it? But he's an EP, bro, it's a cushy, you know? Yeah, a lot of times they hardly even. They don't do anything.

Too much. Jimmy Kimmel, yeah, these guys. He almost, he could have killed him. Yeah, they're deep. What was the actual tweak? Can you pull it up? It was so, ugh. Could have killed him. He slapped another man. Have we done the Will Smith comeback yet? Was Bad Boys last year to come back?

Because I'm ready for the will. I think the whole, did him getting cuck-holded come out afterwards? And so, yeah, like sympathetic. I think that was either afterwards or during or right before, right? James, uh, he could have killed him. That's pure, out of control, rage and violence. They've heard a million jokes about them in the last three decades. They're not fresher in the world of Hollywood and comedy. He lost his mind. the first two sentences. I mean, part of that is true. He couldn't have killed him. He couldn't have killed besides the killed him thing.

All the rest of that. I know, yeah, I agree. But starting it off with that is so embarrassing. He could have killed him. I mean, lightly slapped him is kind of killed him. I mean, lightly slapped him. He didn't have killed him. I think he, I'll say some controversial, I think it was somewhere in between lightly slapped he could have killed him. That's fair. Very narrow tunnel way you just made there. I still can't believe that happened.

Yeah, it was awesome. Uh-oh. Richard? Oh no. Oh no. It's so awkward. Oh my. Oh my sorry. Wow. He didn't really cock it back. I in my head remember him. Pulling it back more. This rock deserves more credit for like not, I don't know what, how he handled it pretty damn. I would have cried and ran off stage. I thought, I think he fumbled the ball afterwards.

Like didn't he wait for a year to put out a stand-up special that kind of sucked. Yeah. It was like seemed a little like two wrongs don't make it right. Yeah type of deal. Yeah. Also Venus Williams boob was hanging out of her dress during that moment. What? What? Let's see that again? Yeah. Nips for days. She can't pull anything. Jay's not a pull-up guy. He's not the one who's pulling the out of their sorry, my bad dude. Just my third day in the show. I don't know. Chase's just, she's trying to transcribe.

The entire show. He's actually to see that. Yeah, make sure we come back. Circle back to that titty. For sure. Pin on the tinnin. B-Dub. I went into all the yesterday because they have my brand of sausage I like. soza. I went and got it. It's an Alabama-based sausage company. Just admit that you like it. I like the sausage all these nuts in your mouth Yeah, it doesn't work at all It works with that word sausage was right there Brandon said I like the sausage. Yeah, I like the sausage cut him off to say all these nuts in around He's excited. He's very excited. He's very excited.

Because that was definitely something he thought of yesterday. And yeah. And like didn't. That was held for a day. Yeah, you put, you waited to pull the trigger and you didn't, he didn't time it well. That's okay. Dare I say, that's why you brought it up in the chat in the first place. Oh, was to set it up. No, actually I didn't. That was more of just a, well.

I'm not taking life advice from a guy who shops at all. That was a seed plan. That was, yeah. Again, the life advice I gave him was, what are you doing? What do you tell? What do you? Yeah. Crazy life advice. All right, right, T.J. Venus Williams, please? Yes. Oh, it's. I can't show a nipple on the show. It's there, though. Are you seeing it, T.J?

Yeah. Can we watch your reaction-a-sact of the tip. Are nipples still you guys still get excited about that? Oh, yeah. Action-packed Oscars. Are nipples still, you guys still get excited about that? Oh, yeah. Well, no, it's not, it's not a nipple, it's a nipple in a place that there shouldn't be. It's a free nipple. It's like when Brandon, it's like when Brandon, it's like when Brandon, like, you've

lost your mind. It's like, you lost your mind. I tried it as well. My reaction was standard. Free Booms. Oilers girl. Yeah, Oilers girl. Oh, yeah.

I got famous for a week. Yeah. I forgot about her. It's all about the time and energy trying to see nipples that when you get the free ones you're like oh my god holy I did nothing I was just existing and a tiddy appeared showed up yeah it's like finding a 20 in your like laundry and a coat you had to put on right anywhere yeah you're like what the fuck oh nice yeah free money it's like gray sweat pants for us gray sweat pants? Like when a guy wears gray sweats and you see the outline. Yeah, but we don't have slips.

Yeah. And also we don't have... We don't have... We don't have the ability to... Yeah. I have in the line. That is a phenomenon. I'm not a... What would a man slip be?

Like, the ability to dang dang. Lenny Kravitz. And then it down to my God, Kate. I don't think you understand with some of us working with her. It doesn't dangle out when I'm holding it. Because it doesn't dangle out I almost lose it. Oh shit, where to go? Jogging in little shorts? No. Like the silkees that they were in the tend? No.

There is plenty of clearance. No, and that also is like athletes stick stick when I'm, if I'm aerobically like, I'm body needs to be used to keep moving so it all just escapes from there. Like if we're playing pick up basketball, I'm walking around with a Tic-Tac. Okay. That's pretty much what's going on because my heart's like you, we need to conserve all this blood. I keep hearing that might click on Che. What do you want to say? Oh, it was me. Oh, can you show that? With Chez, I just want to... Here's Che.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Did we accidentally just... Did we? Yeah, did you accidentally show it? Ah. It was half.

Yeah, I didn't see an actual nip itself. I think the guys are good. Yeah. You showed a, oh boy. Che, put your nipple in there. Oh yeah. It's a good loophole. It's not. Now it's a man-nip one.

Get up, get right up to the camera. All the way up. You don't know. there. There it is. You got to get closer. Yeah. Here, come out here, Che, come out here and use one of the cameras that you can stand right

up next to. And then we're going to jerk off this. Okay. If Free the Nipple really took off and nipples are just everywhere would lose its luster. For sure. I don't think so. Yes it would. To some degree. That's everything. Yeah, I would definitely. I think it will remain awesome forever. All right, he's getting set up in there. No, hold on. Oh, I think you're too close. You're too close. Let it zoom. Oh, no, he's too. You have to jump jump up. Oh there it, okay. Stand back in under the lights.

No, stand back. Hold on. I'll shot my flashlight under your tit. Okay. Nice. Scrappy. Okay. A little lower, lower. Lower.

Zoom in right there. Oh, all right, that's kind of hot. Boy. Yeah. Tickle it, Nick. Get a little. Just look it a little, little. The dudes on the court know exactly what we're up to. Yeah, they're gonna. They're smiling.

They know. They must do it. You're doing the Serena Williams nipple thing. Cranning again Oh my god I've been drinking less water. What's up with this guy? I'm drinking more. Are you okay?

Bullshit, Escher. Seriously, is he okay? I don't know a lot of pee. He refuses to go to the doctor. We have this conversation like monthly. All right, palate cleanser, let's watch the scene from Eastern Promises where Vigo Morton's is fighting in that shower. Oh, hell, yeah. I mean, I've never seen it. Oh, OK. Scyon.

It's, yeah. A little sorbet. He's a little sorbet. He's from New York. I don't even know who that is. Did not know that. Yeah. And who is that? He's like top of my list. Really big time. Oh, yeah, I thought he would have been He looks like oh, yeah, he's I didn't know he was American. That's crazy water town. Rings, does he have an accent? Kind of? Kind of? Vigo's a strong name. That's a cool name. Sick. Isn't he in the horse movie?

Uh, is it called Haraldo or something? Hidalgo? Who's in Warhorse? I don't know. Hmm. He is in Warhorse? I haven't had a good horse movie in a while. He is in warhorse or who's in warhars? I think we haven't had a good horse movie in a while.

I don't like them. Really? Any movie starring an animal typically not good? Yeah. Um. What's there a movie about like the horse, the jumping horses into the water? Like the, the di- oh, uh, fucking, yes. It's like that. Like the Atlantic City. Yes, they, they, they dive. The, um. There was a whole movie about that?

Yeah, they had been a, yes. People sit on the horse and dive in the water. Yeah. Yeah. Should be Planet Earth episode. What is that movie? Fucking. A bridge terabethia. Yes. His glasses. Uh, fucking. What was that movie? What was that movie? Wild hearts can't be broken. There it is. Wow.

That's a pretty dramatic name. Dude, look at the diving horses. That's crazy. I bet they loved it. I'm sure they had a good time. Yeah, they wanted to do this. I want to do this. Wow, that's insane. This is what entertainment was back in the day. It's pretty fucking good. I would go to this. That's good. That's better than anything we have. How do you discover that this is a thing? Yeah. Didn't they used to be like, let's just electrocute this elephant and see what happens. Did they?

And people would gather around. Oh yeah, they were weird. Weird times. It's really bored. Coney Island. They had a freak show at Coney Island. The freak show was like a crazy. That was still there up until recently.

It may still be there. Probably. There's a freak show, yeah, I think it's like a dude. I went when I was a kid. Oh yeah, I went there last last year. There was also a thing called Shoot Bin Laden, remember? And a guy would run around and you shoot him with a gun. Yeah. That was the that was there. Oh, yeah, that was there.

Like, Coney Island? But the gun is like an airsoft gun like you don't like kill him It's a guy running around what is like the venue. I want to find it's just like right off the boardwalk dude Shupin Laden. He just runs around what that was a flash area little field The shoot the friend that would work here. What's your number one carnival game, Big Cat? Because I know you've done a bunch of them. Is there one when, if you took your kids to a carnival and they're like, Dad, we want the big stuffed animal. What game are you going?

I always say I can get the darts and the balloons, but I thau th, and then the basketball just frustrates me. Basketball's frustrating as fuck, yeah. Oh, that's impossible. The, the, the milk bottles? The milk bottles, but also the ball in like the tub that's always slanted. Yeah, that's the back, that always gets me so angry. I'm a sucker for the, the bowling ball trying to get it stuck in the... Oh yeah, that's a fun. I love to sitting there and... Yeah. If a bar had that I would play it all night. Oh yeah. I would go to a bar and just... They should make a bar which is... That'd be so fucking fun. That's a great idea. I would do that. You ever been to a bar that has all night long. Yeah, all night long. That's a very fun game. That's like a back patio game.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's a good one. You hit a couple in a row and you tell your friends, you're like, I figured out, watch this. And you can't get it again. It's like 90 each have a game piece and you're trying to get your game piece. Yeah. I've seen that. Great bar in Nashville with one of those. I can't remember what the fuck it's called. A river, Barstool. Barstool. Yeah, Barstow bar. Oh, there it is. Oh, we should play this.

Yeah, it rolls. Kate, Thank you. Yeah. Chappell, no, chapel, chapel, chapel, round? She's cool, huh? Yeah. In Italy, they give away animals at the fair. My parents are Italian, so we go to go to Italy. I just didn't want that. You're Italian? their Italian? Julio Galerati? Like parents are both. Sometimes people just think I'm Hispanic because they just don't see the G and they just think my name's Julio. Okay. Anyway, but yeah, you win animals and nobody can throw in Italy.

They're all pussies. They don't, they all throw. They all throw like, so if you just just just just just just just just just just just, you, you, you, I want a duck. I won like a duck. What? I never thought about that. You know the kids can't talk. Yeah. So that's the hack. You go to Italy and you start ripping fucking you win. Are they, that would feel so good. Are they like turned on or like off put?

No one can throw. No one can throw. Yeah, I want to go to like Italy and throw Sliter. No one can throw in front of people and just laugh at them trying to throw. Yeah, it's bad. I never even thought about it. I guess they only do soccer. Yeah. they don't do footballrow it back their pussy 100% So yeah, and they can't they they not catch with their hands either? Oh Oh I'm gonna try to find a video of this. Yeah, they can't throw it. They can't th all day. Yeah, me and my dad and my brother would just rip it.

It was awesome. But my duck drowned. What? That's a bad duck. I think they were, I think they were lying to me though. Because I went home and then they said the duck drowned, but I think they just got rid of it. Wait, what's there are 500 tons

of fruit on the great start. You have my attention. No, probably not. No, probably not, but then the Ivrea Orange battle is quite a niche event. Yeah they can't throw. They're just dropping them. Yeah that's not throwing. Every year in the northern Italian town hundreds of people gather to manically throw oranges at each other. It's such a funny event it's great to take part in this team. He's like it hurts. Is he presenting so somber? It seems is fairly compulsory. It all commemorates the liberation of the town from tyranny in the 12th century.

It may also recall a local sporting ritual from the 1930s. Yeah. So can we just jump off a fucking wooden structure? What is it is unpeak. The oranges were shipped all the way from Sicily for the event and participant are keen to reassure the uninitiated that it is all a bit of fun. It's not a violent ritual it's just very competitive. How's it competitive? What? Is there a winner? Oddly the race to clean up afterwards. Sort of a waste of oranges maybe.

Maybe not. Huh. Not impressive. But God damn. I like there's no explanation of why they do that. They said 12th century tyranny something. Yeah, but what did they do? We've been doing that for 800 years? It's a lot of... They threw oranges at their king or something and then they just...

That was a pussy king if that's all it took. Remember when Joe Milton threw an orange like a hundred yards? An orange? I don't remember Joe Milton to go on an orange. Stafford. No, I think Joe Milt was in the orange bowl in clubs and played Tennessee. I think he threw an orange really far. Yeah, here we go. Here we go. Look at that. That's awesome. I've never seen anyone.

We've got to get him to hear of you. Fuck. Some unnecessary editing. Wow. Damn, the guy could throw an orange. There's no joke. Serious launching. Well, I'm thinking about this all day. European's going to throw. Yeah.

Yeah. All Europeans? Probably all Europeans. If they play Indians. They could throw a soccer ball over the head. But that's a cricket. It's like bowling, right? Yeah. It's like a. So who throws over there? Nobody did. Discus? Jambal. Yeah, like travelin? Yeah, like travelin? There's no throwing. Yeah fired in there. Denmark, one gold. Huh?

Australians can throw I'm sure. Boomerang. Yeah. What do they do with their dads? Instead of playing catch in the arms. Smoke. Play soccer. Smoke.

I'm going out and smoking with my dad. Yeah, drink wine. Yeah, that is what they do. Drinking wine. Unhappily. Do you think you could rent out like a amusement park for us? For a day? Good question. For four hour, three hours. Six flags? Yeah. What could you see who can win the most stuffed animals? That's more of a fair. That would be awesome. They got those little fair things that amusement parks are right. They got a little corner for the Yeah. I like the water guns and you watch the things go across.

Horses, yeah. Would three hours be enough? If it's just us, probably. Yeah. Amusement park day would be awesome. Do you guys all like coasters? I love him. I think I'm too old for him now.

Yeah, I haven't be so nauseous the Coney Island cyclone will kill you yeah yeah I don't know if my body can handle it now but are they evolving because there's some new crazy ones no I think there or is it still just the no there's no thrilled dragster what's the? Tallest one is still the New Jersey one. Tallest drop. I thought the tallest one was at Cedar Point in Ohio. It might be, but I think King to Caw is still the highest drop. That was like the fastest one? Cedar Point. That's a good one.

They got a bunch of Cedar Point, right? I wrote that one. It was kind of, just. scared on him. Yeah, King DeKah. Oh yeah, it's like the same premise as the Cedar Boyne one. It's been around for a while, see this one. That's a great adventure. Few places hornier than a roller coaster waiting line. Yeah? I'm sorry? Not for me. I'm saying like you see a lot of horny dudes. A lot of like making out, a lot of like making out a lot of, like making out a lot of dudes. Oh yeah, a lot of like a lot of like like a lot of like a lot of like like like like like a lot of like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like a the lot of dudes with the not cutoffs, but they were made to be tank tops a lot of twee bird shirts Yeah, that kind of was I think I understand in the VR. This is the exact one at Cedar Point.

We got to put a bug on him too, right? Oh, yeah. This is exactly how the Cedar Point one goes. My discs and my neck are hurting just looking at that? Remember when that model Fabio got hit in the face? Yes. This doesn't even look that high on the video. On a clear day, you can see the New York skyline from the top of it. Holy shit. There's a bunch of other ones.

That is just not for me, man. It rolls back all the time. The Harry Potter one in Universal, there's no flips or stuff. There's no flips or stuff. I bet the Hulk one at Universal that starts like six and there's just close your eyes. I could I know I'm hot. They still have the Hulk one at Universal that starts like six- half an hour and that one's violent that fucked me up. We've pulled up on here the one at the mall of America where the lady spins right? She has a name. Oh I think her, she rides it like, I think she's ridden it over a hundred thousand times, I'm not kidding.

And she has perfected how to spin it, and she like, she like, yeah, it's just... Yeah, I think she clearly has like, it going and like I love it. The way she spins when she goes it's awesome. Have you seen that woman that's in love she fell in love with a carnival ride and she'll like go into the park and like leak the oil on her. Oh my god. Whoa. Oh shit. The ride has a lot has started you. it's like literally thousands of times. Mall of America, gotta be honest, that's an overrated attraction. One of the few.

Anybody still attracted to it? The giant mall? No. I mean, that and the Walk of Fame in Hollywood to me are. Oh, that's all famous. That's very good. Those are the top two of most over- The whole.

They don't even have Mr. Ed. Well don't you buy a star? Oh she's going. Yes. She's a legend. She does interviews some stuff about this. What's the joy of the ride if you're not doing what she's doing? I don't know. Yeah it looks really dumb. Yeah. There's a guy who pr and then the thing goes. Oh, I love those. One is like a Chinese drop. That's crazy. That's the best one. It's crazy. The Chinese drop. That the whole ride is dropping. Oh, that's it? But it's crazy from like an extreme height to stimulate it's just in China? Free fall. I think it's Chinese. I think. Scary. One of my buddies, the bungee jumped at Mall of America, and they pushed him off it. And he didn't think he was strapped in, so you see him and he thinks he's like dying.

That's so fucked up. But what a thrill. What a thrill. That's not really a thrill. No, that's not a thrill. Have you seen the new thing is like it's called like Sissy Bungy Jumping where the cord's like real small like it's like this new trend and you push off and you only go down a couple feet and then it slowly lowers you down. But it's becoming popular and that's cool. Yeah I think I would do that. Bungy jumping is One of the football games? Can me die? It was like before the Super Bowl, they tested it out beforehand and then the cord was too long.

What? Yes. I don't remember that. Jesus. I mean, Owen heart. Yeah, but he just fell. He didn't. Well, he was supposed a cape and he threw

the cape around him and the cape caught the latch and released him. And he died and then they kept on going. I finished the paper view. Had to. Over the age of 98, May 23rd, 1999. Was it taker that wrestled right after? Um, take her and Austin, yeah. Stephen, what's going on with your shirt color questions? He said, what is the worst color for a shirt? Mov. Yellow. Yellow. Yellow.

Yeah, mustard. Skin colored. Tidye. When it's like, is he wearing a shale yellow? Yeah. Yeah, it's got to be pale yellow. Pale yellow. That's thought-provoking. I don't know what Mov actually is, I just know it's a color.

Pink, right? It's pinkish. It's pinkish? Like a chinkish? Like a maroon, like a maroon pink, right? Sharned. I don't know think you can invent a color. It's on a spectrum. But neon yellow did not exist for a hundred years. It always existed. No it didn't. It was there somewhere. Where? Neon yellow was in the spectrum somewhere. No it wasn't. You can't invent colors. You can't invent colors. You discover them is that what you're saying you don't invent them. You absolutely can invent colors. How can you invent a color? Neon is probably just discovered. Discover, find them, that they exist. Blurple. Oh.

That's just violet, right? Blurple. That's just blue. Google, what was the last color invented? I think it's like? That's just blue. Scientists invented it. The first new blue in two centuries? Wow. We should be celebrating that. Holy fuck. You see they dropped a new blue? Pretty good. It's pretty good. See? This is... This is... How much money is that costing to like a tent colors?

It's a different kind. No, it's different. Chemistry of blue. Do you think they like celebrated in the lab? Yes. I would hope. They have the new black, right? Vanta black.

Mm-hmm. What's that? It's like so black. It's like your brain doesn't comprehend it, and it looks like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like comprehend it and it looks like a hole like a look you like like go to stick your hand through it but it's a circle on the wall. That's crazy. Vanta black. What? We're just having Brandon sit this one out. Yeah, okay. Oh that does. That's liquid paint. It's a portal. Oh my God. The Babaduke's going to crawl out of that. We should, uh, super black. I would describe that as black though. Yeah, like that's black.

I guess in person, if you see it, aren't it, it looks like a hole, like you can't. Yeah, you can't see any light or shape. Is that a barn that was painted? Yeah, like if you hired a guy to paint your barn black and it looked like that. That's crazy. You feel a little upset, right? You'd be like, terrifying. Now, do we have a spare closet in this building? Yeah. Can we do sensory deprivation in this laboratory in Minneapolis where it's the complete absence of sound. Oh you can hear your organs. Doesn't that make people go crazy? I think it could but... So how long you go in for it? I don't know. I think you can visit and you should try it. I'd like to. Like people don't last but like 10 minutes in there? What does it look on? I don't know. It's got pointy walls. I don't know. Okay. It's got. Yeah, it's like it's like it's like spongy. It's spongy pointing. Oh, you're thinking of the pokey from Matilda.

Oh, you're thinking of the pokey from Matilda. I'm Castle. I'm not... And they make you eat the chocolate cake made with sweat. I'm neither Matilda nor Mario at this point. I really think this... It has funny walls and floor. You guys are gonna shit yourself. What's the fuck, dude. Anchoic. That's almost a... It's got to be a coat.

Well apparently is really good for you. An an an echo chamber is a standardized... Oh, this is... Look that wall. And it's a facility where, by definition, it's close to 100% sound absorbent. Close? Look at that wall.

We filed to have the quietest acoustic lab in the world. And we filed to have the quietest the quietest, the quietest, the that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thii, thi, thi, thi, that, thi, that, thi, thi, that, thi, that, that, that, that, is, thi, that, is just, is just, is a that, is a that, is a that, is a, is just, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is a, is a, is a, is, is a, is a, is to. And so they said, we'd rather just call it the quietest place on earth. And we said, that's fine. Oh, shh. Hey, pleasant. The first thing I noticed is I noticed the silence in the chamber. Well, yeah. That makes sense.

Yeah. Okay. The second thing I noticed is that my eyes seem to process differently. Cool. When you become disoriented, you always look for secondary senses. And so when you walk into an anticoatic chamber, your anchor is your vision because the sound doesn't make sense to you. And over a period of time,

it would generate hallucinations in most people if they have the patience and the willingness to stay there at all. We gotta try to do this. Coyote, do you want us to send you? I would like you just force me to go. Where is it? Minneapolis. Minneapolis. Oh, we might have missed it.

Why? What do you mean? Didn't it say before 2014? So maybe it's open to the public now. Oh, how long was this game? Oh, I don't hear that. Okay. Ready? Yep. One, two, three. What? What? What? What? What? Wow? Wow! Wow! So they've shot people in there, right? That's a murder room? Yeah, that's a murder room. Wow. Wow. So they've shot people in there, right? That's a murder room. Yeah, that's a murder room.

I would have imagined the pop of the balloon would sound much louder than it typically would. If there was no other sound. Yeah. But it just absorbs it. Yeah. Jesus. I don't understand how sound works though. No, no.

Apparently it's like really bad for us like urban noise. Really? It's more damaging than you'd think. Wearing headphones. Yeah. Well the new thing now is everybody was like you got to get a sound machine in their rooms, a sound machine. So parents are blasting white noise all night long as soon as their babies are born till they're like kids. apparently it's like they're starting to learn that it's like fucking up there. Oh shit. They're like like mentals and they're all my kids. So do I. You blast them with white noise? Oh there's a white noise machine. Well they say some parents spray them with it. Yes. They turn them up so loud that they don't realize like the bed and like so that they can like do stuff in the kitchen without the kids hearing and they don't realize they're like inundating. My daughter listens to like a babbling creek it's terrible. Oh I don't know how

she fucking does. A babbling creek I've done the babbling creek but the babbling creek you can hear when it resets right that fucks you up. Yeah, I just do a fan. I do I do a fan. I do a fan. I do air conditioning. You guys all use this. I use a box fan, yeah. And I have a fan on my, I have an app. Yeah, that's what I do. So I don't have to hear my kid. Yeah, that's. What nice. I don't like that. Don't just want to pee. Yeah. I have to pee now. Oh, look at that babbling. I guess if you can look at it is peaceful. You can't look at it, that gives me anxiety. When I'm on flights, I just listen to like one continuous, like some sort of number

megahertz for relaxation. You do not like a... No. I recall, yes. And I just listen to that, the entire flight. Yeah. What the fuck Nick? Are you doing a crossword puzzle or something? This relaxes you?

Like thus, this one has music. Mine's just like, straight sound. Oh, it's a puzzle or something. This relaxes you? Oh, no, this one has music. Mine's just like, straight, sounds. Oh, oh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that is relaxing. This rolls.

Can you keep playing it? So we should just let it go. The entire time, it's great. The entire timetime it's great. I want you to think about all the breasts of all the first ladies. I've ever been. I could keep doing that. I could fall right now. Stephen, give us like a motivational speech, a real soft one. Talk to us. That's fucked up Kyle. Take a deep breath. I like it.

In through your nose, out through your mouth. Do it again. Feel the hair on your toe knuckles. Nah, nah. Nah. Hale no. Toe knuckles. The fuck! I like to.

It kind of worked for me too, Brandon. Yeah. Getting was, toe knuckles though. I don't know about that. Could have said toes. Toe knuckles. Toe knuckles. That is the best part of every yoga class.

Yeah, for sure. At the end, they're like, they they they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they part of every yoga class. Yeah, for sure. At the end, they're like, lay down, just take a nap for a second. I could fall asleep at any time. Yeah, I could sleep through anything. It's a superpower. God, my muscular legs are ruining this shot. Oh, wow, Brandon. You look, okay daddy.

Brandon, I didn't really like how you, uh, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, th, th, th, th, bottom heavy. Brandon, I didn't really like how you, uh, you kind of pretending that I didn't lift last night when I said I lifted last night. Well, no, you got here and you always walk in to walk with me or lift and then you stopped at the edge of the court and you didn't even go near the weights. Um, you, I know. Yeah, that's why you don't believe me. I don't know if I believe you or not believe you. It's just I you I expect you to to last night. Yeah. If that's what yeah if you feel comfortable saying that. Thank you Titus. Yeah. It's good. Derves the hell yeah. Yeah. How'd you uh how'd your lift go? It was good. It was what was watching Monday Night Football lifted. Because I lifted last night too, and I was still here. Well, then now you're lifting too much. Really?

Yeah, you shouldn't lift. Well, it depends. I don't really lift in the morning. I just do a couple of these. Oh, I just do a couple of these. Couple curls. I do. I was squat have a wolf. Yeah you do. Everyone has a wolf. I don't think so.

Yep. If you guys started doing squats, dude. No wolves over here. I just agree. You want to do the high noon ad and we'll maybe spin the wheel? Hell yeah. Julie, you're in tomorrow? Yeah, you're welcome to come. Damn. I'm going back. Then the trip. I know, I know. I gotta go back. Uh, yeah. Okay. Well, have a high noon before you go. It's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized lawn games. Because the high noon end zone pack is a fall exclusive which means it's here for a good time but not a long time.

Visit high noon spirits.com before your next tailgate to find a pack near you. Kyle. Kyle Dean. I did like what Chee was doing but not the toeckles. The hair on the toe kno and then he kind of ruined it. I used to listen to it at bedtime. There's a podcast where the guy just, it's like that noise and he just tells the most boring stories in a slow voice and it would knock me out. Oh, that's what I need because I was growing up. From about rassling? Oh yeah, yep. Fuck. Oh, it was too easy. It wasn't necessary. That was too easy. Sheesh.

That was too easy. All right. I would like to say thank you for having me. This has been my life. We've got to get the banner. My life will be on hold until I return. Top, top. Likewise, the thing you got going on right now.

Yeah. the next here before then. That would be lovely too. Yeah, but I appreciate it. Thank you. Hopefully Mincy will figure out a way to infiltrate the party. He will. My wedding. My wedding. Uh-huh. He might just walk into it on accident. You got to send him. Yeah. You only don't need to tell him really. You got to get him in there. He definitely go to the wrong wedding. He went to the wrong wedding. Oh yeah. Started eating it in. Stayed a while. Yeah. That's unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. I guess it's just spin the wheel. Do mountain dew? Oh. Brennan, do mountain dew? I don't even see it. God damn it. Let's do the do. I could use a mountain dew right now. You know what we all need to get more of? Yeah. Off our ass. Yep. With bold flavors and a refreshing citrus kick mountain do, we'll get you off your ass and have you feeling like you're on an actual mountain. A mountain where the weather's

always perfect. Your friends are always ready to hang and a day of epic proportions awaits. What would we do on a day of epic proportions? Probably just have fun. Carnival? Great time. Your days are just epic portions. You're just epic portions. Doing that right after the day. The mountain is calling.

You should answer. Grab your friends, grab an ice cold mountain dew. Whatever are refreshing beverages are sold and do the do do spin it tea jeez you go do p mt i'm very excited to talk to my good friend max we had a moment like that today ourselves yeah who's to blame siriani second barclan barclay for I think this yeah for throwing the ball jaylon barclay jayton barclay jaylain jayay for talking about. I think this... Yeah. Suryani for throwing the ball?

Seeklin actually Jailin hurts through the ball Dan. We watched the... Yeah, Syriani called the throw. Well, I actually kill him more to. It's actually... Well, Sirionny's Kelmore's boss. Yeah, you guys, um, there was a lot of Jason Kelsey last time. It's too much. They were trying to get him out and out.

And he just was still there. And I like him a lot, but he's making it harder. We didn't talk about the guy who hurt his knee. Oh yeah, show that clip real quick. Did you guys see him? Oh, the guy's done. Yeah, he blew out as a as a as a as a the the the the the the guy's done. Yeah, yeah, he blew out his booted yell for sure and What a way to blow it out? I didn't see this. Yeah, it's the guy with all the he's got all the tattoos

The Philly tattoos This is so bad on. I like Jason Kelsey but I don't think I could hang with him. Oh I think it's opposite. I'd like to hang with him. I don't really need him on every part of the undernight football brood. No that's fine. Yeah. Yeah, you don't think you could hang with him? Yeah. I think it's opposite. I'd like to hang with him. I don't the okay. Undernight football broad. No, that's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you don't think you could hang with him? Yeah. He's just, I just don't think we're similar. He's everywhere.

Oh. And that's the different extreme professional athletes and not. And an obese man. Yeah. that. Yeah. . Damn. Thought you could chest pump. That's, yeah, it's weird. I like your hair. I've had hair now.

Thank you. But it's something that you should do more so that we can get used to it. But you try to do it, then you wouldn't let it. It's too late. Well, he can't spring it on me. I'll text you. Yeah, just be like no, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, th. And I'll be ready. Poor acid at my eyes before I shoot.

I'm gonna do no hat, no glasses one day. What? Take off of glasses right now. No, no. It's gonna be like those teen movies. It's gonna be like that. It should be like that. He shows up to the prom.

Yeah, yeah. Wow. You're a looker. You are cute. Just on the show. Wow. You're a looker, dude. You're a looker. Yeah, you are cute. Take him to prom, Brandon. Take the prom. Yeah. Hell yeah.

Damn, I didn't know you had it like that. I'll tell Nick is cute every single day. I, Titus needs something on the show, man. I'm had it. Last year we've all been dressing really bad just to make him look good. Not yet. Okay. Oh shit. Just gonna come in one day and fucking. This all look awesome. Gig is up.

Shit. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Thanks, Julio. Thank you. Thanks, Julio. Later. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act.

It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop to do a Yankee slob. It's the act. It's the act. Hey, thanks for watching. We can't show the court because of surviving and don't want to docks anything, but we'll still have fun. Uh, happy belated birthday to John's brother Sam,

who's a super fan. All right, see you guys tomorrow. I love you, but.