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Episode Date: April 17, 2025

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No, I like them. No, you wear these again. Wear those again. I get one DM and I will dead. The tire, there's pants that I've never worn because one person people stop DMing you because these are good pants What uh, how do you describe those? How would I report what those are to somebody you should see the pants Kyle was wearing today? How would I how would you describe? I would call them jeans

Acid wash jeans They're my jeans without the rips yeah, like blue jeans acid wash jeans They're my jeans without the rips yeah, but they look good on Nick are you moving back? The booth I suspect Danny is moving my chair back a little bit every day no I suspect it's Because I'm a fucking mile back I'm gonna let you have I'm gonna have your fucking fun your little hijinks. I can't even touch your paranoid. I'll play along pal Did you guys see? Tate was eating another burger this morning. Yeah, oh Guys, thank you saying this for an ad what what's that look how it's gonna look did you have a burger?

He was you were too yeah Tate specifically asked if he could eat the product had a burger already. Yes, I did eat a burger as well I I free burger third burger are we allowed to show the burgers. I don't think so okay, but a very fun You do every day probably probably one of the most exciting sponsorship ads for Brandon Walker's life. It was this one when I came out and I saw him. I was. He did the like the the Stephen Che Oh's thing. Me? Yeah. They're sponsoring me. Yeah. But it it feels that way. It looked great. It's a very good burger. Yeah. Enjoyed enjoyed it Yeah, and Brandon how much of your salary would you give back if you could dictate who sponsors all of your shows? Oh my goodness

I'd say like yeah, I'd say yeah like half a million We got a new gauntlet today Armor yeah, I know it has been good for us We have any any fresh boys in the office since we stopped doing the gauntlet when summer You know and start in time is that soon. I don't know Wish me we could use a crop of fresh boys. We need some new boys. I know Zach is starting. I think May 10. That's wonderful. Is that moving? moving yeah, oh yeah wonder from where? Florida parents house in Florida very nice. Yeah, I'm I know that's exciting

I need a vlog of that of the transition of the move feel like yeah, just all of it Just yeah what I'm live the whole time where does I mean? I don't want to dox a guy too much, but like generally in Florida is he like a city boy is he oh he's uh He's what is the outside? He's in the middle yeah. That's right. Like are we worried like you know I it feels like you know him moving to a big city might be interesting right? Yeah he also feels like someone who's gonna move with like either way too much stuff or nothing. No I don't think so. There's not gonna be anything. I think he's a backpacker like he's like yeah where do I put all my bobbleheads? Yeah I've seen him come here with just a backpack for yeah like four days he's gonna have one chair in his

apartment he's just gonna sit in it he might not even get an apartment might not get an apartment he might be like a horse he just sleeps standing up it's a post office box you just see him in the corner like oh he's sleeping I did I forgot horses do that they don't well you they slow I didn't know they don't keep standing up to I used to think that if a horse went like fell to the ground that was it I don't ever got up again. Mm-hmm We are quick to shoot horses aren't we oh yon's yeah put them in a cast yeah now you got to shoot them They break their leg you ever seen the aftermath of a horse bloody nose what? No, it looks like for why dad yeah came across my desk one. Well. They're so there's so much nose

Oh, but a lot of knows way more blood than you would ever think the thing that gets me is the hoof videos see oh yeah The person scrapes the hoof and like shit just explodes. Yeah, I'd be satisfying Yeah, now we got to see a horse bloody nose. Yeah Why I said this just any said it I don't see a horse bloody nose or describe it is well the aftermath There's just blood all over the world Room that's all via nose because they go That's what somebody said that there was a horse bloody nose in here that person murdered three people Oh, but what do they do?

It's like if I sneeze on my period I knew as soon as I knew it was coming you're a time bomb You're a period time bomb Yeah, I've said this before but the the like most vindicated moment of my life probably was When Joe Paterno got rolled up on in a game in Madison and then the whole crowd chanted shoot him like a horse 2006 and we were right Like a player rolled up on him and he like He had to get carted off Broke his leg he had to get carted off. He thought it was a drive-by and everyone's like shoot Michael

Yeah, that's fair game. Yeah, we're right. Yeah, that's so funny. Yeah, it's a funny chant to yell shoot him like a horse How did everybody know to do that? It's it happens on the prep sheet for the student's Show paternal gets rolled up on. Shoot him like a horse. Remember when he shit himself? Oh yeah. I don't remember when he got. We play it once every couple of months.

Yeah, he ran off and had to run back on. You could tell he was like gonna shit him. Change his pants. In today's day and age, can you run off of any sporting event, everybody assumes you shit yourself. Yeah. LeBar.

Yeah. Yeah. Poopy pants, he said, I got washed out. State him, number number one break Buckeyes, or than five. There's a punt there he goes It's good old-fashioned big ten football Yeah He's notice this color pants black pants 21 let's check in with Bonnie Brad if the players felt as sick as coach paterno as maybe they would have longer runs today

Still kind of washed out. I said coach. What were you able to keep up on in the locker room? He's like well. I know we miss a field goal, and then we made it Is this yeah? It's just like looking up like did anyone notice I was wearing different colored pants This is probably the worst thing I've ever done is Yeah, yeah that look up was like either and do people notice my pants are what did that guy say about sandusky What was that? Pants are what did that guy say about sandusky? He had to run in there to shower I can't remember what I see what I thought whoa sorry my bad That'll come back to haunt me. I'm sure at least I have a statue At least I have a statue

Luke shit himself yesterday. He did well. He had to sprint back all but yeah Yeah, we had a sprint back into the Michael Jordan steakhouse. Oh, yeah, what are you guys doing there? We've been not just filming excursions. Oh nice. Yeah, you guys look good We wanted to see how many air tini could have how many were they they were? Pretty good. They had me using snapchat filters Kyle was on snap. Oh, I asked her I got the color a sneaker Yeah, the menu they brought out a sneaker and colored it I love that Kyle face too because you know it's so well where it's like I'm I'm being ironic But maybe I'm having fun. I was I'm yeah

It's a weird face, but I don't want to really smile to have people think I'm having fun Yeah, all the drinks are $23 except for one that's 75. Oh Rudy got that one What was it the golden goat? Oh of course? It has gold clumps of gold and gold in it They should have had to be 45. Yeah, right and like they catch it on fire, but the woman Struggling with the lighter. I think we filmed we have it all what was the best part for you food wise? The bacon in the beginning close oh it was the

It was the crap cake Nice try Nick. Yeah, my bad. Yeah, it's such an interesting place Danny. I'm sure you have you guys been yeah Well, it's the they reopened it what like five years ago. I've never been actually I haven't been since I moved here But I went like when I come to Chicago back in the day there was one way back in the day That was a whole building and And then they reopened it. And it's very, very gaudy, like carvings. And then there's just like basketball nets on the wall,

like murals of a net with most people, Michael Jordan quotes. It's like a Buffalo Wild Wings times a really nice restaurant. They don't really know what they want to be. The fanciest wine display with like one air Jordan baseball cap You can buy flat by flat brims and cutlery in the same like shelf How's your Michael Jordan hangover The car community is the worst

They're bad every guy's sock every internet community socks There was there was one guy who was just so convinced it was all fake and he just kept on tweeting Yeah all day long and then I did have a moment that I was like very proud where it was Legendary to being like Pablo Escobar and having his army have his back. It was the che white boy Rick tag team white boy Rick Yeah, crush a bodied Ravel. Yeah, that's suck to see cuz Ravel's so fucking cool Yeah, and just to see him do this so Ravel was instantly like he's lost money and then It was the person who said like are those even PSA graded packs and he said no

Yeah, he said no wait. Here's the yeah quick question Darren Why is it just cool to see them come out of the packs when you do the exact same thing bodied and then? them come out of the packs when you do the exact same thing bodied and then oh did you delete the no Oh Dante got a good someone I think it's like in it's a reply to like another someone was just like yeah are those PSA graded packs and he said no and then changes dropped the actual picture of him is like are you sure about that buddy yeah got his ass got him yeah it's They're not yeah, we're the packs Yeah See that now see that now nice so they apologize

You know here's one of that I said I see that now yeah, yeah, right Jay actually tried to community note him I Just get a submitted a community know his no no I know the community on the other dude, so what was the top? What was the cuz I could pick up on the card? I tuned out after a while cuz it was overwhelming it felt like you're getting it from all angles Yeah, it was the top complaint that it was rigged Like the whole yeah was rigged that I was I was paid to do this whole thing Even though any real yak listener and shout out the ones who had my back saw

The organic nature of this entire storyline starting on Monday with Brandon being like I want this like we would have to be Geniuses to be like hey, we got to do we have a new ad deal. If you rigged it, why didn't you just rig the first day? Right. Why? And also, there was a lot of people saying I didn't pay for them, even though I paid cash to Marash. Yeah. They were, what else was it?

The case. The case? But they had that made up for whenever you hit it. They were going to give that to you for your hunt. That's printing out a little thing and putting it at the top of a plastic ready pretty pretty right Yeah, that's like the guys who who I bought it off of they knew there was a Jordan in there So they gave it to me to try to like real people in it's like if they knew they had a Jordan Why wouldn't they just keep it?

Yeah, why would they they would just sell it themselves? That seems way more profitable way more profitable Yeah, so there's a lot of yeah like fakes ad deal Yeah The one guy was like you have a you have a deal with leaf because I did sign trading cards like a year ago And he like thought he had like his big aha moment. He's like what about this with leaf? I was like yeah, dude. I signed cards a year ago Are people pissed because they think it's real and that you just got one I?

Think it's they're seeing their lifelong dream accomplished in two days, and we would drive any man Making a mockery of all of it totally understand that Right if you say that I'm not gonna disagree like people like oh, yeah You're making a mockery of it's like yeah, I am saying like this is all rigged. You didn't pay that's what yeah It should be mad because it's not rigged right I Wish it was rigged because then I would get a Jordan every time Yeah, I was just getting into the hobby too. Yeah I think I think I gotta be out now. I was so excited about it or mistakes get a bunch all the MJ's all the Charzards

Nobody on earth should have it but you yeah, and you just get rid of them like the Joker you slide down the pile of them Yeah, and just hand them out That would be cool put them put them in like Halloween next year. Put them out on my street. Take a picture of your kids playing with them. Please take one, just one. Put them on my kids' bikes. Yeah, now I want to eat it. So like literally eat it.

They forced your hand, really. Yeah. We have no choice but to eat this card. But then I fear what if you really like the taste? Yeah, that well. It's an expensive dish. I'm more. I'm putting my foot down We are not eating the Michael Jordan shave it over top of an air teeny Get the stencil the jump man stencil and then shave it into the yes, we won't yeah, would you be able to that's eating it? No, that's drink. That's drinking it totally different garnish and air teeny with a

86 totally yeah, we were trying all last night to split the mic every first drink to They did Nick the amputated Mike. I split them. I just made them go lower Do you think you'd be able to blind taste identify a Charizard and a Michael Jordan? Oh no. We're gonna try. Are we doing, dude, everybody's done the Jordan Charizard challenge. We should do it with the box challenge where you have to take a sip and then say what it is. Yeah, with the Charizard.

Yeah, yeah. Cheers to Charizard. We're not tasting the Michael Jordan. There's one Diet Pepsi. Is that? Yeah. Yeah, or you just throw in like a random yeah, that's just like a Brett Boone What if you're good at it getting a link Brett Boone

You mix in a bread, but you guys fucking with me That'd be a funny video Yeah, we gotta do it. It'll be good We had gotta do it. That'd be good. We gotta do it. Gotta eat them all. Brett Boone would make you reject. Yeah. They'd still be steroids.

Yeah. Is Jordan the top sports card or is, like is there a, I don't know how to ask this, and I already regret going down this road, so I'm gonna back out. Cool. All right, all right, point. Hey. Steven right. Hey.

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Yes, I saw you watch and I was terrible when you were watching. So you were good the other time. He yes, he won. No he won 15 to 13 and 11 to 71 both games again the day I beat him will be amazing. So this is going on a month and a half now if you've we've done it twice second session because of mini golf. Yeah. So I want you to judge the an event that happened this morning because we we had there was a brief time where we there there was a flash of anger from Stephen Che and then a flash of anger for me because he was angry and I want to judge it so both of

us have a right to be upset a little bit now we're fine nobody got upset we played we enjoyed ourselves correct Che yep we're fine, nobody got upset, we played, we enjoyed ourselves. Correct Che? Yep, word thanks for. We were to meet here this morning as we do every time we play pickleball. At what time Stephen Che? I have that as 8.15. Okay. Alright, I had it as 8. I thought we were meeting at 8. Stephen Che got here at 8.30. Oh. He got here at 8.30. Oh. Did you have proper notice? I was sitting over there. Pooping again?

No, I was sitting over there. Sure. And he got here at 8.30, he said, why isn't the net set up? And I said, well, it's because of mini golf. They'd taken it down and the net was in pieces. The net was in 100 pieces. I was like, the net's in 100 pieces.

I don't think we have time to put it together. He rolled his eyes at me whoa so now my question is Am I more right to be mad at him for being 30 minutes late or is he more right to be mad at me because I was Sitting there while the thing wasn't put together You are right about the late But you probably should have started puts was he court he was telling you I'm running late or was it just he did tell me he was running late okay so at that point did you think I thought he was coming I thought he was running so late we weren't we just weren't gonna yeah that's what I which is two men that are bad at communicating no we communicated fine but when he got here running

late you set the net up when he got here he he said where's the net I said it's over there in pieces and he rolled his eyes I'm trying to figure out a ruling for the eye roll. Jay. Can you reenact please do the? So I walked in and it's you know, whatever just before he 30. No, it's it's a 30. Okay, let's say 30 and Yeah, Brandon sitting he take the last text I have from him is maybe five minutes before it was like I don't know if we're gonna be able to play and you know, I Rearranged my schedule for this and I was late I my assumption was it's a 15, but you know traffic on 90s tough, and I knew that coming out so I walk in and I see him he was on the one of the benches by the workout stuff

And he was like yeah, it's in pieces, and I was like so we're not just not gonna play. It's like. I don't think so I just go Yeah, oh, that's right right chin. I would break. I did I did I like like uh it wasn't necessarily like I Wasn't like fuck you brain like I can't believe you did this is just like the situation what show me again, but hey I think that was a situation. I think that one mad about the situation. I think he was excited to play with you Yeah, now did you attempt to put the net together? Yes? No, you know it was rolled up in the corner. I put together ten minutes Yeah, now did you attempt to put the net together? Yes to Know you know is rolled up in the corner. I put together ten minutes I went looked in the corner to see where it was I put it together in ten minutes

I guess you did it by yourself. I did to go man. Oh person could have done it absolutely Did the single shake it do it did the idea of putting the net together slip your mind or did you look at the net? and say the idea like did you look at it and say I could maybe put the net together but I fuck it I was it just like you know what I didn't even think about it I saw I saw net plus time equals we're not gonna be able to play I saw net in a hundred billion pieces it's already 830 I got to be done by 930 there's no way I'm gonna have to we're gonna have time put this together and and and I was wrong

He put together in ten minutes. So you threw in the towel on the playing. I was I was so you weren't even gonna play I wasn't well Is this a situation where you could put the net together and even if you don't play this helps you for next time? Possibly because you probably should have done that but at that point I was I was mad at him. You're mad late So I was like, I think the eye roll plays the eye rolls fine Yeah, because it was not a you it was at the situation I want to clarify that eye roll was 100% of me. I think it was at you and I think in his head He thought you were lazy correct that eye roll was at me. Let's just we're putting everything over there che were

putting everything on table Were you lazy? Yes, okay? Yeah, but did you feel like you were allowed to be lazy because he was late was getting back at? God yes, I think that's fair, and I think we were both you guys With each other for the first like 15 minutes and after that we were totally fine No, once you got the net together. We were fine. Did you think he's late? He can put it together No, I thought I don't think I'm not He just threw in the town. I thought I'm not gonna put it together if he's late We're not even have time play anyway, so he starts putting it together. Do you help him?

It was really more of a one-man operation And Che was it complex was it a complex build no all the pieces were numbered so it was It I need his help to put something on the sleeve on at the end Was it a complex build? No all the pieces were numbered so it was His help to put something the sleeve on at the end But I had to call him to find that to get him to so we were where did you go off to while he was? Building even how was the bathroom guys how long how long did it take you to build it ten minutes or less? That's a lot literally the time that he was late He was 30 minutes late not not 15 minutes late. It's always been a... It's been a... We've done it once and I was here at 8.15.

You were late that day too. It's very difficult for me to get here at 8 o'clock. It's pickleballed. I think we were both in the wrong. I don't think this is going to end. I agree. I think we were both in the wrong. What have we learned?

What are we going to do differently? Well, now we're getting that up. I got to leave a little bit earlier. Can I say something? How are we going to improve our behavior? Can I say something? How are we gonna improve our behavior? Can I say something what I don't know who who who takes all the nets down for? For mini golf. I don't know if there's a mini golf people doesn't I don't know. Ah, I Take it down Brandon was let me ask you a question

You were not as willing to play Not as willing to put up the nets Let's just say in a very hypothetical world, like almost fantasy land. Yeah, sure. You were a better pickleball player than Steven, so Steven comes and you beat him every week. Do you think you would have been more eager

to put the net together? I want to stop this at the head real quick. I have a question. Fair question. You asked us to adjudicate. We are competitive in pickleball. He has won all the games. We are competitive.

I lost 15 to 13. That was a nip and tuck game back and forth. I run out of gas. I run out of gas in these games. And you can tell the moment I ran out of gas. This is like the Lakers-Nuggets series, where every game's close. The Lakers get swept.

But the Lakers were right there, dude. Yeah, they were right where every game's long. The Lakers get swept, but. But like, yeah, the Lakers were right there, dude. Yeah, they were right there every game. For example, like, if Kate and I had a standing date every Wednesday morning to play one-on-one, and it was like, I showed up and she was late, and like, the basketball court needed something, I would make sure it was set up so I could fucking kick her ass again.

If Kate had a standing appointment with any of us early in the morning, every Wednesday morning, she would be here at like five o'clock That's true. She would be here with breakfast made and she would be so excited. She'd have plans for the day Well, I thought of it this way say you were Donnie was like do this baking thing with me this morning And then he told you were here. He said I'm gonna be 30 minutes late I'd be like if you just sat there and didn't preheat the oven or get any of the stuff out I feel like that's a little weird. You would have warmed up the griddle. So now the onus.

Yeah, good point. Good point. Good point. What a friar. The onus is on the on time person to do all the work. If you are then given the time, I feel like. So you feel like you're being penalized for being on time. Correct.

I'm on time. And the late person says, you need to have done this because I was late. this first time being late well he was late the first time but he says he warned you what time did he warn you he warns me an ample time that is not a that is not a question as soon as he gets on the road he gives me his ETA and then he says I'm gonna try to knock some off so he's not actually late he just readjusts the time we was late today smart well today I was late for sure.

I think this is just a clash of personality. It's two alphas. You're like two, ironically, beta fish. You need to be paired with somebody who you can control. Both of you. Once we got the game going, we're just boys. Steven, what about an unspoken rule going forward that if you're late, you let Brandon win a game?

No. That should be a rule. I think Steve being late shouldn't bother you that much because it doesn't, like part of the thing of people being late that you have a standing thing for is that it makes you arrive. If Nick and I were to play pickleball tomorrow at 8 and I got here at 7 45 and Nick didn't get here at 8 30, I'd be pretty upset because I don't usually get here that early. Right. You're getting here that early right or getting here that Early either way correct. So what is Steve being late?

Oh neglecting the eye roll it doesn't but my question doesn't affect your routine at all what time he shows up well, if you have a standing appointment to snap if you have standing of right here at 8 and You can't get here at 8 because you leave your house at 645. Maybe leave your house 630. I'm with me You can't get here at 8 because you leave your house at 6 45 maybe leave your house at 6 30. I'm with Are you too big of a person to say that you were upset because you were excited to have fun with him I was I was happy to have fun and then his lateness put that fun in jeopardy and I I Ignored my part in the thing and I was like well I'm not gonna put it together if he's gonna be late anyway because we might not be able to play I think I think you guys gotta just stop playing. Yeah

I thought about this from to play. I think you guys gotta just stop playing. Yeah. No, we're not gonna stop playing. That's not, that's not. I've thought about this from every angle. I think that's it. Oil and water. I think it's done. This is not the judgment I wanted. I think it's done.

You need a new partner. I feel like if you were concerned about time and you were sad that you weren't gonna get to play together, then you would have put it together. Yeah. I'm worried about this going forward because now someone's gonna purposely be late so they don't have to set it up.

Right, and also, again, I'm gonna just go back to this point someone's gonna purposely be late so they don't have to set it right and also like again I'm gonna just go back to this point like stop doing this Brandon setting it up I understand from Brandon's perspective why he doesn't want to set it up. It would be like digging your own grave Yeah, like why would you dig your own grave? Yeah, he'll be too tired to play out you get here putting together Into impending doom yeah, he's putting together just a losing loser arena for himself That's why not making I wouldn't put that together. Yeah, like hey put together this game so I can beat you in it That's Jesus building the cross. Yeah Chase your Pontius pilot

So actually great I can maybe defend brand a little bit brand what time did you see then that was in pieces because the text Conversation oh I probably I did I roll in my car you I run your car, too I don't know. You gotta keep that shit for yourself, man. Why would you say that? Not while you're driving, Steve. I'm gonna have to call the penalty. Not while you're driving. This might absolve Brandon.

So our Texas train started at 7.13 this morning. I said, uh, hour 20, 8.30 a.m. ETA. Hopefully get there sooner. No response back till 7.46. He said, will we have time? I said, should. He's already saying he doesn't wanna lose. I said, will we have time?

I said, should. But that's a question of like, should we cancel? Yeah, it is. I said well we have time I said question of like should we cancel? I said should what is your cutoff? I said estimate has been cut down a bit in traffic, but hopefully balls in the air around 830 at 819 he responds the net is in pieces I Said shit, okay be there in a couple minutes. Hopefully we can get it figured out quick. He responded immediately I don't think so doesn't look he didn't want to play and at that point I rolled my eyes in my car I wanted wait was that a third eye roll or that was your second?

Brand was setting up the chafe forfeit where he could argue that he won today because chase No, you were planning a seed that we yeah, you guys are taking your own you're terrible judges I'm actually defending Brandon here because if you found out at 819 a.m. That That was in pieces then and you thought it was complicated Then I could see not setting it you guys are but if you found out on your side Overseeing a trial where a guy's on on trial for robbery or something and then you're this judge is like But you also want to murder him too, right? Then you want to murder him that you want to murder him because he was gonna beat you at something, right?

Were in your shoes, I would not set up a net just to lose right I can beat him you're Crafting a loop. I can beat him loser down. I can beat him but you're having it right should they Kadek was like, hey, big cat, you wanna have a fucking lifting competition? Just set up the gym. No. I won't do that. I don't want to.

If you wanna do that, set it up. Steven, can I beat you? I think you can beat me. Has he beaten you? No. We haven't played that much. We've played four total games since camp. I'm over four.

And at camp, I think we were playing doubles. Yeah. Okay. But he has literally never beaten you. Well, I didn't win a single game at camp, so I'm over for whatever that was. Okay. So as of right now, he cannot beat you. I can beat him. Did you guys play at the Arizona Super Bowl? Yeah, but I was just kind of like dicking around. Oh, that's me and Kyle. That's super. Yeah. Yeah. Steven, if you are late again, are you willing to? accept the punishment I

Need to leave my house earlier. So I left today the actual Senate 713 so I was in my car at seven Here's my punishment in my car a little bit before seven. Here's my punishment offer If you're late again, I think one week you have to you have to leave at 3 a.m And then nap with Brandon and then yeah, that's not no no he's got a cuddle yeah he your big spoon and then your big spoon again on the court yeah I just big spoon Brandon all morning I think we looking back at the text we didn't confirm like a time in my head it was 815 and then Brandon said it was 8 o'clock so I can see that you guys just can't play but I think you're not gonna

work you don't think you change the time 8.15 because we started at 8.15 last time. That probably is true. When you were 15 minutes late. The only way you guys can continue is if you let Brandon win a game. No, he's not gonna let me win. I'm going to beat him. You need to do like Google.

Have you ever had a close call? Have you ever, have live odds ever been? I lost 15 to 13 today. Yeah, but. I think my home is winning. You think Draft King's live odds ever got, you ever got minused? I have had, I've been minus money on the live odds ever got you ever got my I have had

I've been minus money on the live odds before you think so I there was one game basically like a little brother being like I almost beat my big brother again He somehow hit a buzzer beater again Can we come watch none of you will I watch I watch a little bit or three minutes today Most boring watch I've ever seen there's two guys that are not good at ball one of them's a little bit better than the other We're trying to get in shape and we're trying to better each other yeah, and we're enjoying camaraderie Also, the lines are tough to follow lines are fines There's one spot on each court where it is,

you kind of have to assume, but we both played straight. We both played straight. Yeah, we're honest. We're honest with each other. All right, well, do you celebrate, Steve? He doesn't. I do. Oh, you know what?

How do you know? Why don't you guys just play right now? Just play right now. What are we talking about? Solve it right now. Just play a game right now. Easy. Just get a game going right now. Whoever wins the game was in the right. Yeah. Oh, yeah

That's the best way to settle 11 11 11 is very long loser has to admit they made the miss. Yeah, I don't want the pickleball hard-o's to watch us No, that doesn't matter fuck the pickleball hard-o's. They're same as the card collector hard-o's loser has to set up the net Like yeah. Yeah next week. No, we're not taking that down. That's set up now. No. I'm gonna take it down We're gonna put that we're gonna hide the pieces all across the office all one billion All right, let's go Last like 45 minutes. That's fine. We'll talk in the act while you guys play you leave this show for that total Jay get out there go boys go. I don't know why it's long to realize it could just

Having an argument being like let's settle it on the court boys cat is there any present you'd give Brandon for winning hmm, I Would give him I would give him a a bite of my mind. Oh, he's limping. I would give him one bite of my heart not not Like a prime piece. Yeah, I wouldn't give him any of MJ's body. Mm-hmm, but I'd give him like a corner Yeah, I want to do mine like a tab of acid. I want to stick my tongue out you place Oh do that you could do that be so sick. Oh No What happened the net? Oh, do that. Oh, you could do that. I'll be so sick. Oh No

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Definitely one of our would have never guessed I was in top five players I mean I was heard I was fucking them up pitching they were the other team was like Like you can do shit with 16 inch you can like hop different directions And they were like we didn't know you could hop and all that shit They were rattled in their heads. Oh big time also. They what type of dudes are we talking they were suly suly Did they know that they were up against they were nervous as fuck. Yeah, they were very nervous They're very nervous. How'd you hit? I was I got on base three times I was two for four one was an error right and the error was one for four

I was no no it's two for four three for four with an error. Oh Yeah, it was easy. I was actually trying to get out at the end. Oh, shut up. No, I said to the first baseman, I was like, dude, I don't want to be on the base pass anymore. I'm tired. And we're up. I was even trying to get her trying to get a Max smoked one, huh? Max smoke. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I heard. To do in 16 inch. Yeah. Around 17 to six. Yeah. Just just so we're clear if we're not That's not tough to do in 16 inch Just so we're clear if we're not keeping score right right just for fun uh

But you're to a competitive league though. Yeah, two of the runs were unearned Not gonna name names Tom lay dropped three consecutive balls One was they did hit a home run guy fucking rocked one off me and then the other three runs we put in Hank to close the game because I Wanted to see if he could pitch just cuz I won't be at every game So he gave up three so you have a one-on-run. I gave a water, but again, we're not keeping score Yeah, right, right. We're not keeping with the way the way does all the matters. Yeah, right team game, but but but I owe the record Yeah, but I feel like you did I did feel like I was like 27 again Like that's what I used to play in multiple leagues and it was so much fun

Is this a one-off or you doing the whole season? I'm I am committed to Every game that doesn't start earlier than 730 So the set this there's a thing thing it's like 637 38 39 30 I'm a hundred percent in on the 839 30 games 50 50 on the 730 will not make any of the six because putting the kids to bed is yeah how's the league looking Katie's in the league I don't know why he's not on our team so I saw him join them. He's on the game before. So that's going to suck because he's probably playing with a bunch of his Indiana buddies.

So that's the only thing. I had a lot of fun and it was great. And the team we played wasn't great. I know there will be a point where my age will be a factor and I'll be like, fuck. I'm playing a bunch of 23 year olds. It's a long season. But it was fun being out there. With the the fellas. Oh, yeah, who's your catcher TJ? Oh, no behind the plate

Yeah, I played first last year. I got moved from that but first looks dangerous as fuck Yeah, you could definitely get your fingers broken in six. Oh, yeah, who's first Hank? There's no gloves, right? It's just no gloves girls. What it loves you girls can wear gloves, but it's way better for game because yeah, you guys can go Yeah Just tell us the score cuz we're probably not gonna. Yeah, we're not really gonna watch or care. Yeah, they actually did it It's such a better game though because you don't I remember the last 12 inch game I ever played was like I was like 26 years old and my oh I ever played was like I was like 26 years old and my oh

Brandon what nothing my friend playing shortstop took a ball it like bounced off a rock and hit him right in the throat I've never even we're like 12. We're done Yeah, cuz it's just you play against guys and they can just fucking rock it and it's like if you're on if you're playing third It's the worst place to be oh You see how unathletic? Oh. Brandon, Brandon. See, he needs this rage. It's point Brandon.

I hope, I hope Steven has the comedic sense if he loses this game to be like, you told me to let him win one. Yeah, he doesn't. He definitely does not. No, certainly not. Oh. Oh, two-oh Brandon, oh my God my is it what score to Oh, whoa?

Wow to Oh lead you guys see what I'm saying that this is like the worst watch ever. Yeah, I'm bored It's tough to watch the pros It's one of the most Biggest gaps between yeah while you're playing and the enjoyment while you're watching. Is it the biggest? It might be, yeah. Yeah, because there's some sports- I do have fun playing it, but watching it is dreadful.

Dreadful. There's some sports where like if I happen upon like a little league game, I'll stop and watch. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like this is fun to watch. Watch any baseball. Any softball.

I'll watch any pickup basketball game in the park. Yeah. As the ball is easy. I'll stop and- But this. This this I can't bear this yeah, if there were pros here. I would be like no things I'm starting to hate both of these men Change the channel what else is on what's the score? You say oh Brandon's three-one Brandon's up three nothing. Yeah, I think that means something See what I mean about the lines, too

It's a little confused like when you get in the paint What are you a lot of lines the back line in the paint so is this a green? It's the green? And what's the kitchen it's the inside greens by the by the stools and stars Have you been approached to purchase a team? I? I still blue sponsored team okay. Yes They got money to give out What would your dad be thinking right now Kyle my dad is tough what's the score so good? What are you thinking right now, Kyle? My dad is tough.

What's the score? So good. We're getting close to choke job. He's getting shut out. Yeah, no, if Brandon loses, it's a choke job. Is he in a league, KB, or he just plays for the front? His community has, yeah, I guess it's a league. But he hurt his shoulder, so he hasn't been able to play.

Unfortunately. He hurt his shoulder, so he hasn't been able to play. Unfortunately. He hurt his shoulder? He had surgery. Pickleball, the only redeeming quality of pickleball is that there's like a conspiracy theory that it was a sport created to just get all the boomers to like get injured and die. Yeah. And then we could get all their wealth.

That's the only thing that I could see. Like my dad plays pickleball and he was injured. My dad played one time lacerated his kidney had to go to lacerated his I did it to him too I put back with like the mortality rate is because my dad plays really old people play yeah he's he gets like surgery every year I'm like dude you're not fucking like Adrian Peterson why are you getting surgery just end of the season yeah like it's all the time Out on the court my dad dove for the yeah I put like backspin on it or whatever and it did it hit and then he had to like crush the net

He dove for it. He dove for he landed on his side Might be right and then he went home We went home and then like three hours later he He's watching TV, and he's just like fuck me I get feel like I'm getting stabbed and oh rush them to the emergency room So what is it about old people that just get hooked to this well? I the sport it it presents as though it doesn't take a lot right so you could just stand there and just kind of like Play ping-pong on a on a on a table that you're standing on almost But then there actually is a little bit more

like quick burst explosion and stuff. I think that's what gets them. And then that gets them and they're not really prepared for that part. Yeah, from the looks of it you're like, I could just stand in place. Yeah, especially doubles. You play doubles like you're not really old as fuck

and get a W. Yeah, but there is, every so often there's like one little play that's like you got a quick twitch. They don't ret. My ampeg shattered her wrist, she had to get surgery. Jeez. Every so often there's like one little play that's like you got a quick twitch Shattered her wrist she had to get surgery There was like a stat I saw that the injury like it's making a difference in like health care like the car It's like directly like directly correlated. It's never been a better time to be a 65 and plus pickleball a doctor Yeah, how do we monetize that how do we make money off pickleball insurance? Yeah? Yeah? Oh a pickleball urgent game. Yeah, that would yeah, it's a good bang

Maker have you seen paddle? What's the cow? It's paddle paddles a new one. That's five No, five one Adele is it Adele? I think it's Adele. It's it's a It's like waltz or semi-waltz. There's, oh Brandon, oh! Oh! Oh man. Dang. Brandon's up five one.

But I think we. He's breathing. I think we're running into the stamina issues. Heavy. He's up five one. He's up five one. He's up five one. Perfect day to wear the big customer shirt. Here we go.

How bright it is. Any of you guys ever, what's the indoor pickleball where there's walls all around you? Racquetball? Yeah. I feel like people get all is intense It goes I can't squash squash squash. I think you can only play though if you went to an Ivy League school It's only in New England, I like watching the squash videos where the dudes

Go through the the wall like the actual they shatter it oh yeah that happened find that is this paddle ball meets racquetball then this padelle I don't know it looks like there's also handball well he ran out of the court this is also just like they're just basically creating a bunch of sports for people that suck at tennis I saw a tournament that had like Derek Jeter and Andrew Scholes were like the chairman's of Jesus whatever the teams were sports are starting to look like finally like sports of the future Yeah, like how starship troopers had their football game remember when segues came out

They're like this is gonna revolutionize the world no, but the rich guys started playing polo on their segues I had like whole tournaments Instead of horses time out we got a timeout Is it a 30-second? Full full he's taking the full timeout. He had a media coming up. Wow. Yeah. What was he doing one more point? He has a media What's the score? Thrilling matchup. We're so, that's all we've been talking about.

Not bad. I kinda am invested now. Well, I'm invested, but I don't actually wanna watch. He's gonna blow this lead, right? He's definitely gonna blow it. Yeah. Yeah. He's gonna blow. And if he doesn't blow the lead,

I texted Steven saying, let him win this game so that there's proof that I set it up. So there we go. Planted smart. Oh my God. But that's a four. I don't know. How is he this tired?

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It's like when you if you lose to Steven, you just can't put yourself in that spot. Yeah, and you beat him and he's like, oh, good job, man. Yeah, oh, that was a nice hit there. Nice slam in the fourth point. Really got me. I hate the three numbers. 4, 5, 2, he said. He just tied it up. He just tied it up he just tied it up it's five five now it's five five is it five five Brandon crowds going wild five

five yes yeah he's not he's not bull for rats fundamental Steve Would you step on it for Did I miss anything good? No. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. Absolutely not. Brandon hit one out. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Not in bounds. Yeah. Oh my God. Does it matter if it was in or out? He still won the point. He hit it into the net, Brandon.

Steven did give it to him. So we've been talking about, like, pickleball hardos, card hardos. Are there any people that are the top of their fandom that are cool? Great question. Top of their fandom, they're actually cool. Let me finish the fan of this.

Yeah, golf hardos suck. Oh, yeah. I actually think the only one that would be possible is like a Super chill sport like snowboarders might not be bad Surfers yeah surfers Torial they're very territorial so much better than that Uh if you don't have all the right stuff the doc HBO did about the Kelly Slater and all His friends yeah, my big takeaway was like all the friends were like yeah, man

We just love fucking surfing and hanging out with all my boys, and then they'd interview Kelly Slater He's like I wanted a fucking crush. Yeah And the reason I won is cuz I was the only one that wanted it I was like I think they're playing a different game than you man It feels like they're all just kind of vibing and so is the trick to be cool Not be passionate about anything. What is the most welcoming niche? Is like I'm even thinking like weed smokers. There's a worse not we tap time what about a picture like an old old guy that like works at like a

Aviation museum or something. Yeah, like he might be chill. I think I got it That's good, and this might just be personal experiences because of Tim Woods But the Dungeon Dragons has been very welcoming Yeah, it's got to be one of those things where they have the self-awareness to know that they're kind of losers But they also are like hey, we want everyone to enjoy this it I think because it's still a very small. It's very popular, but still small they won as many people in his party Right where they're trying to build it, but we might be blinded by Tim Woods. We might be blinded by Tim Woods

Wrestling We love it when anyone really like when Jerry just tweets. I'm watching wrestling the whole community goes There I'm trying to think of the major sports if we're talking about just one guy at the top welcoming like Tony Hawk Yeah, yeah, he's cool. He's Tony of the major sports. So what would football be the least like the crazy football guys be the least hardos Because it's so popular. That's the other it's the inverse So it's like Dungeon and Dragons is is very niche So by by nature the niche ness of it like they're welcoming on the other end of the spectrum something that's so fucking popular

The niche fans don't have to try to prove to everyone that their sport is number one I think that I think the test is if you're talking about it and you get something just flagrant really wrong What is the response? So if you were like I think the the Browns are gonna win the Super Bowl next year How would you like I'm new to this football thing, but I fucking love it, you know, like what I'm seeing out of the Browns I think they're gonna win the Super Bowl next year. How would football fans take that? I I don't think they'd be like I think they'd rip your head off They were head off. I don't think they'd be like oh, oh man. I know you're new to this

They'd be like shut the fuck up and never speak about football But would they I think they would be they would deal with it better than if you did that an NBA NHL or MLB I am Brandon's getting pounced on for his hockey takes. Yeah. Yeah, like hockey has a lot of gatekeepers. UFC has a lot of gatekeepers. I think it's people that have this chip on their shoulder that are like, it's not popular, but I love it. Yeah, right, exactly. Like, like NBA fans, there's a certain sect of NBA fans

that just hate that the NFL is so popular that like Four Nations happened to NHL, and they just, they basically just revert to you don't watch ball Yeah, and like yeah, I do I don't watch as much as you but I still watch it. Yeah We're not even looking We change the channel you have game point to win. Yeah right now. What's the score 10 to 6? Oh, okay? Please don't interrupt again. Yeah, how are how are the the deadheads? Ah Yeah, yeah, I

Think I mean really it's it's it's like good on the surface But then we start trying to cuz mincy was loving taking people yeah ish Yeah, I mean I told Titus when when he started getting into the dead cuz I like would share stuff I was like I think like I had a point where my cousin shared stuff with me. It's like, why wouldn't you do the same for someone else? Yeah. But I'm also not in the hardcore niche.

You're good until you start sharing opinions. So if you're like, I'm into the Grateful Dead, I'm new to this, they're like, oh, welcome, welcome. And then you're like, I think this is my favorite era. They're like, shut the fuck up. Yeah. But a lot of people couldn't be more wrong. A lot of people will be I think this is my favorite era. They're like, shut the fuck up. Couldn't be more wrong. A lot of people will be like, this is my thing.

I know more about you. Right. That doesn't happen as often, but it's just, yeah, especially with music, it's like, dude, you like what you like. If you like this era, if you like this song, who the fuck cares? I do think cards may be the worst.

It's up there. Unless it's recency thrown into it. It was it was quite something Cards in online trivia quizzes. Yeah. Oh my god Okay, well Stephen do this correctly Stephen I can't believe Brandon won. Oh Brandon won Brandon won. Yeah, but did he? What if we just don't talk about it the rest of the show? We just don't even address it when he comes back in. Jay loses, he has to eat the card.

Sorry, man. Have you found, since you're doing standup again and stuff, have you found that community to be? I don't really consider myself in that community. Yeah, okay. No, no, no. I know some open mic scenes are very chill and then others are like,

oh, I go to three a night. I think Sass probably got it, but it's just like a lot of people think you aren't doing it the right way. Yeah. Like open mics and living in like a, like with 20 roommates in town. You have to be suffering to be actually a part of it.

But I don't do it regularly enough where I'm more of like a That just it's a hobby, but I'd imagine that yeah I probably depends on the scene. Yeah, you're in and like what the vibe is Chillest heartos the chillest heart. Oh, yeah yoga is no Oh my god Evans mark I'm like too intimidated to go because I feel like I don't have the right gear in the right out really yeah Oh showing up in basketball shorts. Yeah, the rest turn. Yeah, they're like ripping farts and any Masculine chores those guys are the worst like what grass hunting

Rip you to shreds grilling grilling Guys have all power washing actually like the gun guys though Oh, those guys will rip you to shreds. Grilling. Grilling. Gun guys. Gun guys. Gun guys have all. Power washing. I actually like the gun guys though. I like reading it where someone will be like, they'll post a picture or video of them shooting or something, then all the replies will be like,

this is the most unsafe thing I've ever seen. There's never been a picture from me handling a gun that safely. I like, I don't know why, but I like reading it. Cause I don't know anything about it I like reading it because I don't know anything about it. So I trigger discipline. Yeah, that will get you shot. I'll never I'll never go to a rate. I never go to a range with that guy. He's just it's a ticking time

bomb. He's gonna shoot someone at my range. Somebody would step in. That's like any influencer I see post their kid in a car seat. It's 1000 comments being like you don't have the buckle high enough. You're gonna kill you. It's like car seat. It's a thousand comments being like, you don't have the buckle high enough. You're going to kill you. It's like car seat hard. Oh, well, who's the coolest? Hardo? Who's the chillest? Hardo? That's it's a, it might be Dungeons and Dragons. It might be Tim Woods himself. Yeah. Like think about it. When we did our first Dungeons and Dragons, we were kind of joking about it, you know, like mocking a little and he was just, and he just won us over. He wants to grow the game. Right. It could be him. It's gotta be yeah. He's the chip. Oh my god. Yeah

In search for America's chillest harto cuz our reptile harto is pretty like hey, we're all goofy that might be a good one I don't know because they probably want the other reptile harto stepped in for our reptile harto and Yeah, true true And there was drawn people sucked. I was like over learners Uh what what about like Americans getting into soccer like do do like people from Europe do they yeah, they want none of that Yeah, right I don't even think I have a subject that I would be able to be a harto in Like you have Pokemon Nick. I'm'm not a breast harto at all

i'm pretty casual. I know no i'm saying if you wanted to be oh, okay, like you have the uh, Breath of knowledge like I don't think I even have the breath of knowledge in a subject to be like I think you could talk football with a football. Oh, yeah, but I don't know because like then there's like guys who like, you know like played in the nfl who like, you know, like played in the NFL and like, you know, actually Understand it and like the stat do we even see like know every roster player? So I got up five to one Yeah And then Che made a quick comeback and he was up six five and I yeah I could have quit like a lot of people lesser men would quit and they would just lay down right there But not me. What's this not the way I was a second ago. We had pickleball out there

Pickleball court and big cat back to what you're saying. No. No, did you win Brandon? I did I? Actually didn't think you read it when hey, yeah, that's huge man. Great job. Hey, what happened TJ? Can you just put this picture up what picture? I see you guys playing pickleball It's very funny Why don't you do an ad Brandon while you're out of breath? Well, that's the rest of the show. Do the do the NASCAR ad, buddy, I can do a NASCAR ad. Talladega Super Speedway is NASCAR's biggest baddest track delivering heart pounding action. You'll be out of breath

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seats today at nascar.com great job Brandon thank you feel good feel good feel alive I bet you nascar hardos are cool no there's there's hardos in every sport right we're trying to think of the chillest hardo I don't think one exists wait did you just beat Stephen yeah I did 11 to 6 and the chillest hard-o. I don't think one exists. Wait, did you just beat Steven? I did. 11 to 6. And how do you feel? I feel good.

But again, I don't really feel that accomplished, because like me and Steven were trying to say beforehand. Brandon, you won the argument. They were competitive. They were. Oh my god. Oh, shit. Get your ass back out there. Oh, shit. Oh Try this time you try this try get out there try this time

Yes, go Please please Back out there. I don't even know get back out there I don't that better seven I that better Go Che get back out there Don't have a conversation off camera No Go in there go in there there. Did you win?

Go in there. Play again to seven. Just play. Hold on everybody. The proof is right there. Hold on. Okay. I'm happy he's still there.

He's got, hey, everyone shut up. He's got the speaking dildo. Yeah, yeah. We're civil around here. Hold on. Okay. Steven, can you hear me? I can hear you.

Did you let me win? Get back out there, play to seven. Did you let me win? I don't know what you want to say. You should know what he wants to say. Seven. Play to seven That's so distant. Why would you make him? Why would you tell him to do that? I?

Was gonna earn the win and it was gonna feel good. Yeah, but I wanted you to feel good you feel wind feel I feel worse I don't believe it. I texted him. I actually I texted him after the game. Oh Hey, did you let me win look no we have timestamp you can look at the time? Lord I Texted him that at 1247 after you guys had already started all right all right It's good good bit though, huh? Yeah, it's good. I wanted you guys to go again and have Jay win. Just keep it going. He would have won pretty handily Jay actually his real response was that's messed up. Yeah. So who won the argument? You did. I thought we were both on wrong but

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Yes. Yeah. God as ass. Che, do you accept? Yes. We thought we lost you there for a second. Hatchet buried. Again, we were, I asked you to judge it

even though we were fine before I asked you to judge it. Yeah. We had, we had gotten over it very quickly. Brandon, you are the big winner of the day. I know. I know. I know. You beat Che, you've never beaten Che.

I've beaten him once. Yeah. Yeah. I'm one in four. Now next time, you're going to put the net together? Yeah. Now that you know you can beat him? Yeah, you are.

Y'all didn't take the net down. Did you just move the net? If y'all took the net down, that's fucked up. No, it's in pieces. It's one of the most fucked up things. Don't just take the net down. It's the most fucked up thing I've ever seen. You made the net smaller than Clemmer.

All right, so the net smaller than Clem The net needs to stay like that Clem are at his Biggest he's ever been yes Six pounds yes, he's the house is the first time in his life. He's been considered a healthy weight How he said he was 109 when he started a burst oh my god. How much is he he's 61 he's? Probably now 141 now what Tate's got some competition No, he doesn't 41 is healthy. Yeah What do you do? I think he started eating a little bit more Like bad foods. Yeah, just worth the parcels. That's what happens man

What are you looking for you're talking to though, That's why is that why you're so mum right now? I see it. It's all the way on the table I'm proud of them zero zero cause a warrior's heart. That's Definitely the most athletic anyone's ever looked in a Garfield basketball jersey Without a doubt probably yeah He's won one he played well Who's the hottest Garfield fan? Oh the hottest yeah? Is it Brandon?

He might be Huh Garfield definitely has ugly ass. I think they might have the ugliest fan. Yeah, that's the ugliest fan base Fucking loves go TJ. Can you look up like Garfield? Call they do it it's like at a hotel ballroom, and they just like sit around the table and do like Garfield crafts and activity Oh, that's awesome. What day is it on? slow Yes heathens That has to be the ugliest.

It has to be. The cartoon Cathy might have. Cathy doesn't have conventions though. There's no Cathy con. Cathy's got uglier fans though. Who's Cathy? I'm a foxtrot boy. You can tell with the voice.

I like his tone of voice. I hope it's like four people. at a specific hotel to take part. You can tell with the voice. I like his tone of voice. You want to attend. I hope it's like four people. For every activity you want to take part in. Nermal. What a pain in the ass she is. It's a he. Goodie bag, which came with a name tag.

She's pink. Arlene, that's Arlene. Nermal's the gray one. Yes. I don't know Garfield. He's not bad. He's fine. He's like a JD.

We'd hire him here. The first day of the convention was Oh. Ah. Oh. Where are all the chicks? In my defense. He's fine. He's like a JD. We'd hire him here In my defense Where is this I would go to this yeah, we're saying you're the hottest Garfield ran They're not that cake's not bad Not a terrible group. It's also great great the garbage they do it on Garfield birthday You don't know when I was 49

Garfield that's right when I was a kid. I was a ball state guy. Oh What's the school David Letterman good signature? I used to steal his tittle technique. He used to make little circles how he dotted his oh shit Bingo Bingo to my room with a final slice of cake. Oh, that's The love this I ever find out when it is coming up again. Well, you'll probably ban us. No, they will let us do No, they won't they're definitely J. We gotta get in touch with Garfield con. We'll do a live show I don't think there's any it's driving distance. We'll a the hardos are gonna be no they're gonna hate barstool They're gonna be a car field car field. I Don't think there's a

There's a con There I mean, there's some kind ice con there's no like pop culture con that would be like yeah, but still let him come on What are pop culture cons letting us come? No There's some guys in Charlottesville. Yeah, they let us yeah Yeah, oh we get it. They will not replace other my cousins. Yeah, I don't think we could book a single con We got it we get now we have to book a con. I'm looking for do a porn con Probably fine even that they might be like the movie little rascals still has an active fan base

Maybe not the movie itself, but the the whole I mean that was a show from like the 30s, right? Oh, yeah It's the lowest grossing movie with a con Because they're cult movies that did yeah What if we just the big pencil? Let's pick a movie and make a con for it. Yeah horse whisper As much as suicidal old women wild hearts can't be broken con oh We I mean Osmosis Jones con I would love that that's a classic Julie con you really could pull off kangaroo jack that would be so much fun. I mean that's do yeah

He was also in can't hardly wait can we do can't hardly wait con I mean it won an Oscar For best kangaroo based film with Jerry O'Connell of that year. Yeah, what do you need to start a con? Do you need do you need one of the actors on board you need the pros a slow marathon time one person with a lot of time Oh, you know would rock White Sox Dave Con cons. Yeah Well, didn't we what was the weren't we gonna do a con for We got our whole I got my one one hoi I follow them on it I do too the hockey hoi A Hoyt Fest! Yes! We did the Hoyt Kong. Hoyt Fest. Do you ever find, you were collecting Hoyts? We got our Hoyt.

Well I got my one-one Hoyt. I follow him on Instagram. I do too. The hockey Hoyt? Yeah, he's doing really well. But you wanted to get like seven or eight Hoyts. Yeah, but he is worth about ten Hoyts. That's easily.

Mm-hmm. Easily. He's doing the best a Hoyt could possibly do. He's a handsome Ivy League hockey player. Not one of you has kept up with Hoyt since then. I like all of his posts. Let's show him some love. Alright, let's flood him again. Where do you play hockey at? Cornell. Cornell. I'm not sure that's right. We do a Hoyt trivia. He's right.

Hoyt Stanley. Oh there he is. Yeah he's definitely played playing corn. Can you call someone turn on calling? You're gonna call him on Instagram? Can you do that? I think I've accidentally done it before. Yeah, and the DMS I believe up top to be like a phone is at the conference. Oh, the hoisted. Send me send me the zoom link. I'll just DM it and we'll just see if he can if he joins. I'm not gonna say anything just checking in anyway just checking in was that in this office or was that in New York? I was here. Nick's on a quest to assemble a crew of hoids April 16th 2024. Oh by one day? Oh my god that's about how our memories. Yeah

But this is really whether this isn't like the weather is turning I got Hoyt on the brain That's what happens the first nice day The leaves start changing I think about Hoyt I Don't think he hasn't seen it so he might not be active You okay, I'm good I don't think he hasn't seen it, so he might not be active. You okay? No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. What about like foods? Foods have fan bases, right? Yeah, there's like Garlic Fest and-

Well, I mean, they host Pizza Con. Ramps, Ramp Fest. Yeah, stinky, stinky. Those big weeds. Wait, ramp? Ramp like onion. You know the food ramps? Like a leek? Yeah. kind of there's like a whole festival

Forum where people oh yeah every every small town America that has one crop they have a festival I need to grow like there's a black eyed pea festival back in Mississippi and sweet potato festival Is there like a pistachio fan base gotta be big? What about like sprouts is there like an active Facebook page for a very forgotten movie, but has like What was like the Owen Wilson where he's like a military guy Little bit Taylor drill bit Taylor say behind enemy lines. That's probably more astute. Yeah, that's a big fan base. I'm sure Does he die in that no he gets saved he steps on a mine and gets saved Oh, he doesn't the bad guys don't mind right whatever drill bit Taylor

Yeah, the one TJ the other one behind in the line did we find out when the next Garfield con is I'm I don't I think they would do it on every two years Oh, I can see where they wouldn't be that Like can't wait for 2026 it's like the Olympics And it can be in like any rate like it's it bounces between like Clarksville, Indiana Harrisburg I'll say this right now like Rhode Island. We will host Garfield cons. Here? Yeah.

Chicago. But it has to be all people who've already attended a Garfield con, so it can't be just random. No posers. Yeah. I mean, if we can host cons here, this is amazing. It's Garfield gathering. A Garfield gathering.

Okay. Yeah. 10K followers followers 10k likes Yeah, I'd host it I Think it's in Branson, Missouri They're gonna have a time that's where it should be we'll host one this year They won't like that. I get upset a Special one. I don't think we can saw that guy. I want to be best friends of them. Well. Why don't we just do Odie fest? Oh?

Wow really risking the Garfield people John Our buck no Strictly our buckle you're not even allowed to wear Garfield merch. No. Strictly Arbuckle Con. The Arbuckle gear. Oh yeah. Oh, Arbuckle Fest. Just fucking love John Arbuckle, man. He's the best part of the comic. Garfield fucking ruins it. What's John's like, what does John do? He's pissed at Garfield yeah, he gets on his to Garfield

He's got a girlfriend. He's got a piece Just got a cat that he hates What do we do? Everybody dresses like John Arbuckle. Yeah. Oh my god. Can you imagine we get like 10 tabby cats and just release them in here? They're eating our lasagna again No references to cats whatsoever. This is John con You know how they're doing all those like celebrity look-alike contests in public look-alike contests in public park. John Arbuckle look-alike contests.

We should have hosted John Arbuckle look-alike contests. But we could do like John karaoke. We could do the impression contest. It would be amazing. Oh my god. John Conn. What are his stats? Like where does he work? 6'1", 175. He likes polka dot patterns. John Arbuckle look-alike

contest. We just have empty trays of lasagna. That have already been eaten. Yeah, it's pissed Okay, what the fuck which one of our employees looks the most Employees co-workers is probably the word I was looking for Would you want to announce that right now? Do we hire John Arbuckle? No Titus is now CEO. I'm CEO. Oh congratulations. Yeah It's he CEO and Nicky smokes a CFO. Perfect

Wait, yeah, what who is a worker? There's all John again, who's our our Buck list? Yeah, so he's described in his bio as nerdy clumsy and very pathetic Fuck all right. All right, most our buckle in the office in in the wheel you got to go find the most our buckle John our buckle tumblr page anti he's a Garfield no he's not Garfield's a pain in the ass yeah, Garfield's a fucking cunt I felt also a cat for 40 years called this Garfield is a fucking Garfield is unscathed. It's crazy Garfield is unscathed. It's crazy You get thrown out if you say Garfield

If you think about him, yeah No Look how cool he is if you don't have haters. You don't have fans. Amen I think we double dip here we can do a John con and at night just make everyone pay again for our buckle fest Does gooch look like John? Guess how old John our buckle is everyone pay again for Arbuckle Fest. Does Gooch look like John? Ooh. A little bit. Guess how old John Arbuckle is. In the thing? Oh, Hoyt!

Hey! What's up, Hoyt? What's up, Hoyt? What's up, how's it going? Dude, we were literally just thinking of you because it's been about a year. What's going on in Hoytland? I actually just got, my buddies sent me a snapchat memory from a year ago today the other day

So I was thinking about it, too What are you wearing? What's that hat? It's our ECAC Championship has our hockey conference. We won our conference championship this year. Yeah Hell yeah, how was your season? Did you play well? It was good. Yeah, our team our team did really well We ended up losing in the elite eight again to be you but we upset Michigan State in the first round and then I just got Hip surgery last week. So I'm recovering from that. Oh shit. Yeah, so were you playing injured the whole year?

from that oh shit so were you playing injured the whole year um kind of yeah a little bit that's hockey tough warrior and you're not even admitting it like yeah kind of I had hip surgery I was kind of hurt I was dinged up a little yeah so how's it been being like Hoyt in general um it's been it's been a good year, yeah. Just not, yeah. Typical, typical. That's the end of nothing else. No, I love that band. I get it. We all miss you a ton, dude. Yeah. We still gotta, we gotta get you to come by the Chicago office.

I know, I know. I haven't been around, so I just maybe, maybe when I'm out of college and I got my own money, maybe I'll be able to make it there. We'll give you some money. Yeah, we can give you money. Yeah, we will. Yeah.

Wait, how many more years left of college do you have? Two more years. Yeah, we can give you money. Yeah, we will yeah what what um wait How many more years left to college you have? Two more years. Oh wait Hoyt. How old are you? I'm 20 so wait we we picked you up when you were 19. My I've been liking all your posts Yes, you are yes, you are Is it weird that Nick likes all your posts? No, I appreciate it. I see it every now and then. I'm like, oh, thanks. I'm quick to it. He's collecting them. I'm one of many. Wait, so are you maybe going to go to the league? What's after college?

Hopefully, that's the goal. Are you maybe gonna go to the league? What's what's after college? Um Hopefully, that's the goal. We just kind of got to see how I how I play the next little while and then yeah Hopefully I can play play NHL one day. That's so sick. If we're like that was our guy Yeah early. Yeah, you have to be the youngest Hoyt in America, right? Um, I don't know the statistics on that but I'm probably one of the age groups What's your hockey nickname? What do the boys call you? The guys I don't know it's kind of they call me a few things like I the new one is Stanimal. Oh

Yes, anything derogatory Not really Little ginger Use hoiten any of the nicknames I Guess like Hoiter. Oh Yep classic hockey nickname that is good. Just add a ER Yeah

Alright, well yeah, that was awesome checking in I guess like same time next year Sounds good. Yeah, just DM me again. I'll be there Thanks so much wait see you wait Yeah, of course put that in the calendar in the calendar I was nice you fucking rocks He's 20. I want him to just I want to be a pro should we do a special episode for his 21st birthday? Yeah, we should do a case race 21st we should do a case race and not invite him, but just have him zoom in yeah, you would love this yeah

So awesome. Let's find out when he turns 21 Hoyt we'll have to find out oh Three years toy wait vandenberg wait Wilhelm interesting story on Hoyt Wilhelm What was this where the cliff the cliff note? I forget. Yeah. Knuckleball pitcher. That's right. They brought him in to face Roger Maris when they didn't want him to break the home run record. And then he went on to be a knuckleball coach but then he refused to teach

anybody because he said it can't be taught. Oh yeah, I looked him up. Yeah. Wow. He was Hoyt and Peggy. That's a oh that's a throwback couple. Hoyt and Peg up. Yeah. Wow. He was hoighton Peggy. That's a oh, that's a throwback couple hoighton Peggy Yeah, that's the old neighbors name ever Yeah, we're out of Peggy's too. Yeah. Yeah, we've lost a lot of Peggy's Peggy is short for Yeah, no, it's Peg de Fer What is Peggy short for Margaret's Margaret. I think but why our yeah, it makes no sense Wait then but Maggie Maggie is right there. Yeah Margie as well Margie. There's a Peggy in every obituary in every newspaper

Yes There's not a Peggy under 80 years old. No is there something funky for like Elizabeth Lizzy Liz Years old now is there something funky for like Elizabeth Lizzy Liz Tish yeah, my aunt's tish you have an aunt tish. That's Elizabeth. Yeah Things we can do Yeah, it's crazy Wow look at us back to John our book Marbuckle? Please. John Arbuckle. Twenty-nine by the way. He's only twenty-nine? That's how old Costanza was in the first season.

I got a P. I'm going to do a lap and see if I can find a John. Go get an Arbuckle. I'm sure he has a lot of nicknames. I think Lucas gives off John Arbuckle energy a little bit. God damn it, he does. I know you said it to him as a joke but there was a picture of Lucas now and Lucas at P.F. Chang's. He looks so much better and happier at P.F. Chang. He's got to go back. He looks handsome in the P.F. Chang.

You gotta send him back. He's got to go back. I think he hates. Oh we got a... You reserve handsome in that tone for the ugliest of men. He's handsome. That's my mom handsome. He used to be handsome. What a handsome boy. We got to do the gauntlet today, and we got to plan out our Plinko letters. Oh, great call. Oh, Plinko letters.

Yes. If we are doing it. Yes. I know who the most arbuckle in the office is, I think. Who? You. Oh, go get him. Danny might be you, but get him. It go get him Danny might be you but get him

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John Arbuckle was raised on a farm. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Yeah, he was. Well, Doc Boy. Doc Boy is his brother. Danny's got an Arbuckle. Here it comes.

Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can see that. Yeah, that's Arbuckle. That's an Arbuckle. Arbuckle.

That's 100% an Arbuckle. Big Arbuckle energy. Wow. Holy shit. Brown curly hair. What's a famous's a famous John our buckle quote? I don't pull some that's not about Garth. There isn't one. It's like the Bechtel test Does John ever not talk about Garfield? She dumped me again. He does does he get dumped? He has bad luck with the ladies his girlfriend tells her parents that he's a cartoonist and they're like

He was always hitting on the vet back in the day the ever the end up marrying the better hook up with the vet I don't know if that's easy to hook up with a vet right Kate you play accordion bagpipes guitar banjo and He's rap. Just give us a real quick, I'm Garfield. Oh Garfield. Oh Garfield. Oh Garfield. Yeah. Did you become southern all of a sudden? Did you copy Brandon's accent?

Did you copy my accent? I guess so. I'm not from the south. He's from a farm. That's true. Yeah, wait, what's- Lancaster. Oh.

That's where he's from, John Arbuckle's from a farm. Where's John Arbuckle's hometown? I don't think they ever say. A dinah, Minnesota. Is it? Brandon, what's his name? Dawson. Nice. Nailed it. Excellent. Who's this person that I look like?

John Arbuckle. The owner of Garfield. Him. There you go. Yeah. Yeah you do. Yeah you do. Have you ever seen that person in your life? No I have not. We gotta dress you like him. How old are you? Yeah what's the Garfield?

I'm 25. Are any of the young kids not gonna know Garfield? Andrew Garfield? No that's just because of his last name. But he also kind of looks like him. Whoa! Oh shit! Yeah keep playing that.

Enlarge it. I hate it. I like it. Is mark still coming back with his yeah he's been very try to out our book all you have you ever owned a cat Dawson I've not no shit whoa oh he did date the veterinary field honest I should stop asking this stuff like a question what you knew that was a suit I should stop what is that like a question. What, you knew that was a suit? I should stop. What, is that a suit?

No. What, what are you gonna ask? The vet's name. You know it. Yeah. What is it? That's Liz. Really?

Dr. Liz Wilson. Brandon, you know your Garfield. I was a Garfield super fan up until like the 10th of July. I had every book and then Calvin and Hobbes came along and I was like, no, no. He's got the demeanor of a- He does have the demeanor. He's got the demeanor. But if we dyed his his hair would you be open to dyeing your

hair Doug and curling it how bleaching your hair for swimming help you said that you said you real quick just said You said a lot of people think I bleach my hair for swimming for swimming. Yes, that's what you said What does that mean? I would high school back in the day the the swimmers would bleach their hair and that's context you did not give us Yeah, right Some sort of performance enhancing that's something that happened in your town and nowhere else That is very our buckle of him

Doug yeah, I assumed you're a high school swimmer Well, I had very blonde hair so people did as well were you swimming no so you didn't even swim no They just thought you did because the hair correct No Doug's not our our buckle You look like Jimmy Pesto Jr. And I'll die on that hill. From Bob's Burgers. Doug sit back down. Oh, Jimmy Pesto Con.

Yeah, we could do Pesto. You look just like Jimmy Pesto. Yeah, you do. Have you? From you like five times? Yeah, but that's probably about it. Wait, we have Pesto and Ar and our buckle who else here looks like who's whose other cartoons we could find I think everybody Oh find a cartoon. Yeah, that's looks exactly like fries brother from Futurama Yancy

Titus has an our buckle a third our buckle is entered All right, but we need our buckle seats boys all right yeah Austin and pesto get out of here. Oh Too strong are so get out of here. Oh, too strong. So Jack is his name. Jack wiper Jack and Goldfinger Goldfinger smiles too much for an hour buckle. He's too happy. He never stopped smiling. I think Jack is 100% our buckle. But no, but he's always in a good mood too. But yeah, but I think Jack is suave., Jack Jack is actually a little known fact about Jack. He's probably the coolest guy

We've got here if you ever see like Montoya Anika all the girls out Jack's always in the picture really always in the background Yeah, that's not that's not our buckle of you. He's the coolest guy. We've got now goldfinger. How do you do with women? I did good. No, you don um what he's also always in the pictures I feel like he's in a lot of them yes yeah he's out and about cross-eyed in the corner yeah he's a friend his calves are too strong too god damn it stop smiling for a second when you put me on a spot like that... Give me a stern look. You're smiling, dude. I can't, like, when I put on the spot.

Yeah, I... I think of these two, it's finger. And it's no insult to you, it's a compliment. Thank you. He's cool and... You're cool and suave. Well, it'd be easier to get them... It'd be easier to get them to act different than look different So that's all we really need the way where the best clothes and hang out with the hottest dudes

Jack is one of the coolest hang out with pussy. He's my favorite guy here jack I'm a white guy tremendously nice to me. Thank you Jack of course. What do you do nice for Kyle? We talked he asked me about wrestling he asked me about my life my history. Oh, I don't do that now Shit, it's nice to everybody cuz you're nice to me, too. You like college football. I do yeah, Jack's a big Michigan fan Yeah, yes, he wasn't nice to me yesterday. What do you do to you watch in the office? He goes you look tired Oh guys, this is all me. I look shit with how looking that's not what happened Arbuckles been here the whole it's Danny is. Our arbuckle's been here the whole time. It's Danny. Danny, you're our arbuckle. Colfin, what's up, dude?

Cool. Whatcha doing this weekend? I'm going to Vegas. What's on the docket? Tomorrow night, seeing Sammy Vergi at Live. Saturday, Dead & Co. at the Sphere. Oh my god! Yeah, I'm really excited. Yeah, that was a weird exchange. I had yesterday with Jacob

He was like hey, are you going back to the sphere? I was like yeah, he's like I was like why he's like well Goldfinger's going okay It's like you and Cody with the preseason yeah, I was just like all right you guys have to link up I mean we're not going I'm going in a month. He's going yeah, but I don't know why Jacob Like if you had asked me that it would have been normal. Yeah, I didn't Jacob asked me that was the weirdest thing possible I didn't know that that happened. Yeah Yeah, whole finger always says good morning you so we have Jack and finger together. That's the two forms of masturbation. Yeah

That's sick All right, yeah, thanks boys good job. Thank you. Yeah, how do you think that went? Average what are you doing this weekend Jack? Yeah, uh, the girls are up to no Gonna see warfare Okay, it's about it. You're gonna go out Probably yeah, fuck about the other 50 hours You're gonna have a good time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's a cool. Yeah, I like Sam, too I love Sam love him very likable guys two good guys good crop see ya, but yeah, it's Danny

It's Danny's art buckle. You might have to live, when was the last time you were mustache-less? Two and a half years. Would you ditch it for the con? Yeah, I would. But I think it's the brown hair I need most. I just, I'd dye it or curl it or both.

Oh yeah, speaking of hair dye, wit? Ryan Whitney? He dyes hair? Well that's what he's being accused of right now. What? I didn't see this. You didn't see it? You gotta just, if you're gonna dye your hair, like I dye my hair every now and then,

I just forget a lot, but like, you just gotta say you're gonna do it. You have to. You can try to act like you don't will you do beard I've never done beard Except we had the the just for men. Yeah, he's getting oh man It's pretty oh my god dark. He's getting cut right now. Oh my god You know what it is when they first died it sticks to your scalp real hard

Turns your scalp very dark. It did the car. I don't want show that again Maybe it's just lighting it could be the lighting he commented on it This is a common theme with chickens fans Well, if you see me in person, you know, I've never I repeat never died my hair the camera She somehow makes it look so grays everywhere. I repeat grays everywhere I never dyed my hair. The camera somehow makes it look so grays everywhere. I repeat grays everywhere Also, oh Yeah, that looks pretty dyed

Yeah, but he said he didn't all right Can we just guys are an earlier unnamed we can look at does it look the same every time Dying your hair too. Like you just have to, I don't do it consistently enough. When I do, I look a lot better, but I just forget to do it. Because people were accusing Ryan Day of dyeing his beard? Yeah. So what? I want to do my eyebrows. Dye them?

Why? On the forums, there's like this, the hot country star does his eyebrows and apparently makes them look a lot better. Oh, a lot better A lot of guys dye their eyebrows Is it Dylan? It might be Dylan I got mine dyed in Texas once and they were like Really dark? Like black and huge and whatever

Died in Texas? That was scary Classic rookie mistake JFK ass JFK ass JFK have an ass This is the last time he didn't wear a hat on a name show Yeah, I think that holds up then yeah, yeah, it does have a pretty Hmm vindicated a Pretty

Vindicated Our name show has been very funny because it's just morphed into like three grumpy old men. It's I enjoy it now They've like found that spot where they just picker their own time and it's great. Yeah, that's what makes for the best podcast It's so good. Today was literally just bickering Like who's the jerk that was their entire like premise is like who's the biggest jerk on the podcast? That's a good debate is yeah Yeah, and were they fighting saying like no, I'm the biggest jerk or I think it was using Dave accused Whitney and then Whitney accused Dave and then Dave was like what about Kirk? Checkmate And then Whitney accused Dave and then Dave was like well, what about Kirk? Okay?

Check mate Yeah, there it is they did do this okay, who's the biggest jerk But of this show I don't yeah Kirk is a jerk on the show. Yeah, he's not a show. Yeah, he's not on unnamed He's not like I don't think it's like oh man. He's being a jerk I think they're all just they basically the show is like within the first five minutes It's like watching a sporting event. You're like oh yeah, this team's gonna win like they're getting a push on their offensive line First five minutes can be like oh this guy's in a bad mood. It's gonna is where it's going mostly Dave Yeah, they did have a debate the other day of like Yeah, mostly Dave. Yeah, they did have a debate the other day of like

Like the show goes on Dave's mood and Dave was like that's not true even though Yes So I'll trade doing out there All right, so what are we doing Plinko? Which is signing letters again Yeah Uh, I'm just assigning letters again. I guess so. I'll say it. I wouldn't mind having a little glass of wine tomorrow during Plinko Day. I've been great.

Bring a bottle. Yeah? Bring an expensive bottle. Okay. All right. Thank you. I'll put some gold leaf in it for you, little Jordan. I gotta think.

Oh, we're gonna need Tate to do Chase spots tomorrow. He did a good job Who else isn't gonna be here, I think that's it Okay, I do I'll take the skulls again This is my hardest thing to prepare for I've never been good at it I never had so hard to nail a an activity Titus has a fucking he's got it. Yeah I know I gotta I gotta up the ante this time. I don't know what our letters were doing just whatever free for all I Feel like I need to see if my brain doesn't I gotta see it Dibs on why

Why don't we just do it a different way Why don't we just all bring something and then we'll spin to see which one it goes to Yeah, wait. Oh yeah. We don't have to box ourselves in. Everyone bring a fun thing, good and bad, and then when we start the show we'll just divvy up where they go. Yeah.

That's my issue though. I don't know how to tell or foresee what's going to be fun and entertaining. But if it's not, we'll just... Yeah, I'll try. I'll try my hardest. Just go on to the next one. Not all of them are I mean remember? speed werewolf

Yeah, I do I look back on it with rose tinted glasses. Yeah, it was so I missed the day We should do antiquing to right no not or before I fucked on a flower Did we I think so and then? What's Brandon doing? What are you doing? What are you doing, man? Ever since Mini Golf, all the gauntlet stuff is... The gauntlet stuff is missing. What are you looking for? Oh, sorry. I'm amassing like a hoarder back here. It's becoming a problem. That's all your stuff? No, I mean not all of it, but a lot of it. Brandon, sit down.

We're good. Brandon, sit down. Now you want to help chase that up? You're just like an integral part of the show. It's a noted void when you're missing. Like that one time you took the year off, it was a huge hit for us. I took one month off. I got here early and Big Cat said, you're going to regret not getting a summer in Chicago. I said, I'm a huge hit for us. I took one month off. I got here early and Big Hat said, you're going to regret not getting a summer in Chicago.

I'm going to go get one. What were you doing out there? Aiding my kids, huh? Getting all the stuff. The gauntlet stuff. Who were you helping set up? The gauntlet? Who were you helping though, specifically?

Set up the sporting events? Che? Huh. What are y'all doing? What are y'all doing? What are y'all doing? What are y'all? What are y'all? Wait, can we see y'all real quick? You would. I mean, it's just the the argument that started the whole show. Yeah, but we're we're I mean, Che are boys. Set

up sporting equipment. Che and I. Do y'all want to get somebody less douchey for the soccer goalie? No. Okay. He has a soccer podcast. No, because that's the fun of the soccer, is you just want to kick it as hard as you can at them. Congratulations, Saab. By the way, I was sitting here yesterday, like in the dark in here, like I do, and I heard Saab screaming in there.

And I guess, who was the team you hate? Tom. Oh, no, we just beat Madrid. Oh, Madrid. Oh. Champions League semifinals. Yeah. Come on.

He was going crazy in there. Oh, it was the quarters yesterday. went to the semis come on your graduation alright, so we're looking at yacko right here I'm calling this a temporary Solution, I don't know how well it's going to work. I've tested out a couple times. Do you have the grab bags though? Yep, okay The guy who made them was able to like get in touch with the people that made this so he could upload them all. But I'm also working on a solution that we have ownership of, that we can let people submit quizzes onto. Jeff D. Lowe and the guy that made the Daily Dozen website is working on this. And we'll include everyone. Well, unless we don't like them.

Most people. We don't like a lot of people. We'll include who we want. Who's running the gauntlet? All right, so who's doing the gauntlet? Did y'all figure out Placo letters? What'd I get? You can bring in anything you want and you'll just be a letter to me. We'll sign it.

Okay. So there doesn't have to be. All right. What do I... Wait, pull up the yakle of the... Let me see it again. Do one of the quizzes. All right, what we pull up the yackle the my seat again Do one of the quizzes It looks fine yeah your face

We're definitely overloading the servers because people are going to the website. OK. So we'll do Sporkel today. Uh. No way. There we go. Woohoo. Let's do a grab bag. Let's do an old school mode.

You got to go around. I like that. When you're out. All right, start Danny. I like that. Does it have the amount of let's we Skeeter should we just go back to We could yeah, let's got the hold on hold on everybody everybody. Do this focus the dots are irrelevant damn right? That's okay. Oh the dots are ready. I can check it. I don't even if I can the rows are how many there are

Okay, uh Apple Mississippi Kylie Penn nice pool brother, yeah, Kentucky Kim Yeah, Kentucky Kim Vodka Bose Avulation oh

Rob Pencil modulation oh Rob pencil god damn it you're good at that that's his fucking niche Titus oh it's my turn uh North Carolina Kendall

Virginia Carolina. Kendall. Virginia. We're good at this. JBL. Alabama. Oh, fuck. LeBron James. Nice. Courtney.

Missouri. nice Courtney Missouri Chloe no fucked Georgia right yeah beats Georgia, right? Yeah, Beats. Arkansas. Oh, it's nice. Emmett Smith. It's getting intense.

Oh, you got it? 100 meter dash you same bolt Fuck I I Gotta do it hamlet. I was it has to be right has to be all sugar We're good guys, we're damn good sugar. I think it's like lemon or lemon juice You would think You got yes, huh Sony Lemon or lemon juice? You would think. Ooh! He got it. Yes.

Ha ha ha. Sony. Retsky. Oh! Oh! Mine! I just saw that one. All right, I'm gonna try something here. Don't go classifications of life.

Adolescence. Oh. I don't think that's a... Classifications of life adolescence That's uh, oh right. Yeah, I was just thinking the biggest word Bring me to life all right Michael Phelps Katie Ledecky, yeah, bitch Species Good Lemon fuck soda water Good. Lemon.

Fuck. Soda water? Tonic? I'm trying to think more headphones here. Let's go menstrual cycle. Ludial. Oh my god. like a luteal. Oh my God. I'm gonna go with.

I'm out. You should've said moaning. Skull candy. Damn, forgot about it. Yeah, one word? With a K for candy. Damn, Brandon. Oh, Brandon, good pull.

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What's the word? What's the word? What's the word? What's the word? What's the word? Lemon. They already did lemon. Oh! Who else is out? Uh, I'm out. Everybody out? I'm out. All right, who's left? Big three. Big three. I believe. Who's the third?

Othello. Brandon, are you just saving the last one? Fuck. Why didn't you get the bottom right? Cause I don't know it, total wins? It's not titles, it's total wins. Who's left, just me? Well, y'all gotta knocked me out, right?

You're right you too. I'm out. You're out. Yeah, we got his win for the win is for the win Oh Classification classification the life way off I thought that yeah, baby Fucking babe Okay I thought that yeah, baby Fucking, baby Okay It's either Jackie join or cursy or gail, divers. Oh my, oh my, god i'd like to use the double sip jeff You know, show me you can't on a bonus show me

Fuck show, him fuck show, me show me Jackie Joyner cursy oh Jay why they'll why any are k er se e the oh right isn't that right I think well Brandon you're bad I don't think that you what is EY I'd know I think that's spell right I just think that's wrong um a lot of headphones on the board I guess I just have to say Biles that's in tightest where was that the gymnastics where was gymnast it was right below the other ones. You gotta get closer, Mark. We got NASCAR, WWE, 400 meter hurdles.

Main ingredients for a lemon drop cocktail. Shakespeare. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Ludial is there, Nick's back in. Woo hoo! Oh, nice. Nice little break. You have to type Ludial phase.ial phase sweet Nick you have to get one right now, okay, Phillips

Is that a fucking headphone brand yeah? Yes Fox and Nick's all the way back in oh No Got something to tame you know the shrew Love that answer. Love that answer. Bang! That's what it was, 10 things I hate about you. Alright, so now it's Nick again. RCA.

He's just, oh! Don't know my headphones. Titus for the win. Oh, Brandon's out. I'm in, I'm in. I just need all three. Samsung? Yeah, most definitely. Yup. Nice.

All right, this is tightest to keep it going. Jesus. Do I go Gale Deaver's? No, they were Sprinter. They weren't Hurdler's. But who's the Hurdler? What about NASCAR Cup Series? Total wins.

Total wins of any kind? Yeah, career wins. Hurtlers, but who's the hurt or a little about NASCAR Cup series? Total wins total wins of any kind. Yeah career wins Is that kale yard, bro? Could that could that be kale yard, bro? TJ give me kill your bro No No. Now put the R right before, right after the B. I think. Now do the same thing. It's tough.

Brandon, for the win. No, I just won. He just won. He just won in everything. Okay. Congrats. Good day for Brandon. Great win. Can I just guess at the WWE? So should we go back to Sporkel? Yeah, probably

It's tough to see but there it's a working problem. This is fine. This is a hurdler. There's nothing wrong with this it also accepts close to spelling like My spelling mistakes is it Sidney McLaughlin for the hurdler Okay, you don't know how that thing works? The menstrual cycle? You don't know the menstrual cycle? Two kids by accident, Brandon. No, they don't.

They're not an accident. I love them very much. Menstruation, follicular, John Cena, and Richard Petty. It was McLaughlin's. What are the phases of the menstruation? Read it out to me. Menstruation, follicular phase, ovulation, and luteal phase. Oh, I didn't know the terms for it.

I know how it works. Triple sec. Oh, Richard Petty is the answer. I thought that was a trick. He's the king. Kingdom, division, class, order, family, genus, and species. Was he ever with us? Richard Petty?

I don't think he was ever with us. Cool guy, looked cool. How's that Panasonic LG? Romeo and Juliet. Does he have the most championships to Petty? He might. I thought that's why he was the king. Did Jimmy Johnson not pass him in championships or did he just do so many in a row? Jeff Gordon. I over thought it. Should have said Richard Petty, it was just right there. Alright, let's spin for Gauntlet. Office wheel? Will you do, no, just us. You do the let's spin for gauntlet. Office wheel? Will you do, no, just us.

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All right, gauntlet wheel. Oh, so we have new football. Brandon, why don't you keep stacking your dub streak? You want to go? No, no. I'm a little, I've been out of breath for about an hour now. Fuck it, I might go. No, Kyle should go.

Kyle. I don't want to go. In in the new jeans KB's jeans Men's Kyle with this new jeans look they have a little hammer hook on them. Oh Why'd you have to say little hammer hook? Oh my god, it's the tiniest hammer hook on that Look at him in his jeans The tiniest hammer hook on those. A little, L-I-L, a little hammer hook. Oh my god. Look at him in his jeans. Shake your booty, Kyle. Give us a booty shake.

It'll go. It'll go. A little one, a little shake, a little booty shake. Come on, just a little one. Please. Please. Pretty please. booty shake come on just a little one please please pretty please okay He's ready to go. Oh wait, where's Smoke? Smoke! Hey! Smoke, do you have a... How'd he get up there?

Oh! Hey! Hey! Danny! Come down here real quick. Oh! Come down here? Oh, Lance. Oh Lance Lance is too tall for our buckle. I'm sure it'll be fine. I think we're looking for new goalie

Yeah, what does he have to do It can't be Danny now, it's too tall. You don't know how tall John Harbuckle is. 6'1". We literally know how tall he is. 6 feet. Yeah. All right, don't come, Danny. Smokes is really pissing me off. Here he is. Let's pick it up a little bit.

Yeah, look at the urgency. No, you're not. He said, I'm right here. All right, we're ready. Here we go, Kyle. Just booty shake real quick before make sure the cameras are set. You're getting in his head. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go. Got it. Nice kick. Smokes is good. Up to bat.

Hot one. up to bat hot one hot wonder hot one on shingle KB Oh no he's getting mad he won't strike out. Too many Jordan teenies last night. Pepper. Homer. Interested to see how these new.

It was a lot more stir. The huddles hold up. Oh yeah. Nice. Cash. Cash. Power. It's cool to see a 12th grader win that dunk contest yesterday. That was a 12th grader?

12th grader. Good God. He's been dunking since 8th grade. Not that long. No. Yeah. He's been dunking for a year. Relatively new to the dunk game.

And he won. 12th grader's not. What? When she said 12th grader I was like wow that's young I mean that's it's not senior 17 year old 18 yeah but he wasn't like a tall guy he was like shorter than me yeah 510 oh not sure to me then he's not about

saying 12th grader versus senior he's gonna be pretty frustrated yeah kid is way younger yeah he's he's like a month away from college I heard 12 year old in my head at first All right, here we go Kyle There you go Kyle This is it He's mad at us now. Yeah. He's definitely mad at us. Yeah. Yeah.

All right, Dean. Here you go, Kyle. Here we go. Here you go, Kyle. You have contacts in? Mm-hmm. Changed my life. Through the boofing. Haiti.

Nice, nice. Dominican Republic. Men's warehouse. What does that mean? Where else, Cliff? NFL teams with the most TDs all time. Cowboys. Steelers 49ers dolphins Packers USA China Japan uh, USA, China, Japan.

Fucking models, motherfucking sandwich. Motherfucker. What is that? How many is that? We're good. You got it. You got it. Oh, you're done.

No, it was good. You look good in your jeans nice Are you gonna wear them again? I'll wear these again. I've worn them before All right, so everyone bring good red tomorrow yes We'll divvy it up then all right Plinko day and Che will you be in charge of telling Tate? Yeah, I told him already. I'll make sure I vet his stuff, okay

Perfect good stuff great. Yeah guys It's all over the place our buckle con coming soon Con's gonna rock I want like four outsiders and us. Yeah, that's it? Yeah. I wanna see how many would come. You have to pass like an Arbuckle quiz, no fucking fakes. No.

Or you can look like them. That passes too. Yeah. All right, let's spin the wheel. Good job, Brandon. Great job, Brandon. Big Dubs. Great show. Good job, Brandon. Great job, Brandon. Big dub, great show. Great show for Brandon.

Huge day. That's what you do. That's your right hand and my left hand. That's not really fair. That's what you do. I didn't know we were competing. Okay. Sorry.

I wasn't even. You trying? That was everything I had. You were trying there? Everything I had. I was barely holding your hand. My left hand though L tweeted oh god

Che get on him oh Now what a fucking it's a blog yeah, he's clit yeah, wait what is This isn't even by him so I will stern who's that? Does alias? Fuck this guy it's really set off clit Charlotte Airport oh it is clit it is clit clt All right never been Still can't find it. I've never been either It's pretty I'd be loving it. I'd love a fart right now. Oh

Fuck no I just have to fart on the date I just have to fart on the date Alright alright, see you tomorrow It's the Yak! Get your straws yak style and stay for a while It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Yes, time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap It's the Yak!

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