The Yak - Jon Gruden Gives Everyone Football Grades on His First Day at Barstool | The Yak 11-14-24

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

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Big news today. John Gruden has been hired by Barstool sports. Oh, yeah Steven Che there's a oh 20% part of Steven Che's brain That thinks this hire was just for Stephen Che. Just for him? He said thank you to me and Dave last night. He thanked us. Like why did you, we hired him because he's, like he's John Gruden.

He's John Gruden and he's gonna produce content for us. But Che thanked us. Yeah. He's gonna bring back surf and turf. Yeah, thank you for making my life. John Gruden is gonna produce content for ya, but Che thanked us yeah He's gonna bring back surf and turf. Yeah. Thank you for making my life I think she's actually going right now to try to get him to do the gauntlet. We'll see oh Yeah, oh, and we also had so here's here's the other thing that happened last night Che we did that video the announcement video supposed to be like 15 seconds long of Che drawing up a We did that video the announcement video supposed to be like 15 seconds long of che drawing up a Play and then Gruden coming in being like this bullshit

Chase started like trying to draw a real play to impress him like It was crazy Yeah, he liked he he actually erased some of this stuff cuz we're like che We don't need a full play was it supposed to be just generic Sir also yeah, wait a second is that Che's doing the oh so this is before so before this Che actually had the route trees and everything and he was like drawing up a real play We're like Che. We don't need you to drop a real play We want here come in and show you that you're what did he do circles and circles. I think he did okay Yeah Where's the line? Did he do circles and circles? I think he did. Okay. Yeah Where's the line

Yeah, I'm gonna go through my O's and O's. Yeah, but he's so chase over the moon So it's just everybody's on offense. Nice. Yeah, he came in with the With his Bucks Super Bowl champion sweatshirt and his first words. I think like, thank you for giving me this. I was like, whoa. And Gruden now, it has been so much fun watching him have interactions with everyone at Barstool and like seeing the different, like Jerry sniffed out his cologne right away. And he was just like, what? Did you guys see that clip? Yes. No, I haven't, I haven't seen it. All right. Literally was just like, he at had Jerry was like he will play the clip. But this is like no. I think he is. You were a creed game. No I think he is. You were in

Crete. Yeah. He's a clone guy. He's a clone guy. Look at that. He's had cologne guy. He's a cologne guy. He used to have a whole series. You all creep? I do. Very good. He's a Super Bowl winning coach. Oh, I didn't even know it. I did finish last, but I went first on the quarterback challenge. So I think, Coach, I really think if you could just teach me how to... Hold on. Stay on that for a second. I want to take a picture.

He's a Super Bowl winning head coach. One of the best announcers, too, on Monday Night Football when he's on Monday Night Football. And he comes in the office, and the first thing that happens is a guy's like, hey, I recognize that cologne. And then he had Big T came in and was like, barely even said hello. It was just like, I got to ask you,

how close are you taking the Tennessee job? Then mincy came in and tried to get him hired at the Saints and we're like me so just hired him here Say I've seen you down in New Orleans a little bit this last couple years if he's there Can we get like a one out of like 50 shot you're the next guy would be either either's a Well, welcome to Washington. Welcome to the store. And then I caught Mincy, like, just, Gruden was just completely trapped by Mincy in the kitchen for a while. Had to rescue him.

But yeah. Whenever someone like established starts working here, it's almost like bringing your boyfriend or girlfriend to a family party for the first time. Yeah. Don't embarrass me that much. Everybody be cool. I sit on mostly sports.

We should have had him sit here on the Yak and then just do a parade of employees where each person comes in one by one and Gruden just gives his unfiltered. I mean we should do that. Stream of consciousness. Let's do that. Yeah, we just bring him in. If Che can close the deal, we absolutely need to do that.

He experiences them for like one minute. They just say one thing. Yeah. It'll be like the TikTok trend. John, your thoughts. Yeah, tell us on a one to 10 football guy. Yeah Yeah speak when you see a person you like better than this. Yeah Well, what's he doing right now? I they're definitely talking plays. What's he got on? They're talking bucks So by week three I got to forty seats in Boston. Yeah, is he wearing some Lulu fitness mom?

He's so excited. I'm happy for che che definitely still has an ass about the gauntlet. No Absolutely. Oh, is that what he went over there? Well? Yeah, I was like she was like is he gonna do the gauntlet I was like I cuz I feel a little awkward. It's his first day You know he'll be back a bunch so he'll have ample time to do it Let him get his feet wet and I was like che if you if you get him to do the gauntlet This is on you. I didn't want to be like hey you get him to do the gauntlet, he'll do the gauntlet. This is on you. I didn't want to be like, hey, John, you want to do the gauntlet?

What is his athletic resume? He was a backup quarterback at Dayton, I believe. OK. But he's a competitive guy. Got to be. Yeah. Still fiery. Yeah.

Loves Hooters. He loves Hooters? Yeah, the fried pickles. Boneless wings. I think everything there. Fantastic. Are the tits still gigantic? I believe so.

I don't think they nerfed the tits. No, but I'd say more pert than size is the thing now. Oh. More pert? I like the gigantic. I like the gigantic. Me personally? Yeah.

The gigantic. It's the gigantic, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I want to see ones like,, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I want to see ones like, whoa. Didn't even know they had that. By the way, I want to say that KB, Nick, and I have, we've taken Young Penis to a separate text thread.

And I hope you guys understand. Yeah, I hope you guys understand. The three of us are on a separate text thread. We just have to ideate hope you guys understand. Yeah. Yeah, I hope you guys understand the three of us are on a second separate text thread We just have to ideate a little bit more. Yeah some ideas around I did it's not looking good for us So I yeah, I audience tested it last night to my wife and Didn't go over well. She was like I don't get it She's like is the joke pedophilia and I was like, well not't get it. She's like, is the joke pedophilia? And I was like, well, not really.

But yeah. And then you just repeat yourself as you explain it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, no, no, this is getting funny. So we like it. The kid's five. Yeah, no, I was like, Korean five. He's going to be 10.

Yeah. So we'll, the three of us, we're on a text thread. We're going to figure it out. Our goal is to not make the show. Our goal is to not make the show. Our goal is to just pitch the show. Now, I talked to some dudes, some execs. They said even pitching the pilot's a pipe dream. We got to find one exec.

Uphill battle. They're trying to circumcise young penis. We go to prison and pitch it to Harvey Weinstein through the glass I'm listening. Yeah, this is your comeback story. Did you test it out on anyone? My crew loves it. Oh, okay. Nice. I dad fucking text. Oh, well, yeah I mean don't like he's Doug's an EP on it. He said him and his boys are riffing about adding to it Oh, oh picture doesn't feel like I think he took a picture last night What is he

There there's no way that we're getting no He hasn't even thought about asking yet. He's not even close to close close. And he's got the bag on his shoulder and that might be it. Okay. Che is spoken about John Gruden plenty of time. Oh yeah. Is he one of Chase number ones? I think so.

Yeah, Che like look at this. She's been wearing the spider to I banana shirt regularly for years. Yeah. Yeah, what is with his fit today I Don't understand it just the leggings Che was let down a little because he so che like three weeks ago Texted me and was like hey, I think we should hire John Gruden and I was like Yeah, Dave and I have been talking to him for like a month and he's shit. It was like his big ticket

He was gonna It was gonna be the big he had a good did people see this coming up. I'm out of the loop No, I mean we were just we were just looking to he's been doing YouTube videos Gruden loves football and we're like this guy's electric and then we had him on PMT We David was already talking to him when we had him on PMT. Just see how he meshed with us and then. See you later coach. And then and then. Wait coach. Do you want to do you want to do you want to quickly grade some of our employees? Grade them? Yeah. We'll have them line up and walk in, walk through.

And you can just tell us if you could win with them or not. There's no question I can do a good job of that. All right, sit down. Come here. Sit down. All right, let's go. All right, so we need Paige to rile everyone up. How you doing, coach?

QB1. All right, so we are live right now. Hold on, I'm going to call Paige. All right, this is going to be great. This is going to'm gonna call Paige. All right, this is gonna be great. This is gonna be great. Yeah, Che, get everyone, get everyone. We're gonna line them up. Everyone in the office who's in the office right now,

line them up. They're gonna walk in front of Gruden. Maybe put that mic out there. Gruden can ask him one question and it's gonna be just like draft or not draft. That's easy. All right, I love this. Here, throw the mic in front of you, coach. How's the

first day going? I gotta be honest with you, I'm pretty nervous. Why? You're John freaking Grooted. I just get to know you guys. I don't know what I'm doing, but I love it. I feel the, it's like a man cave on steroids. It's the weirdest place I've ever been. Golf simulator over there, full court basketball. Everybody loves sports.

Yes. And that's what I love, man. I love being around people that have a like-minded mentality. It's some strange birds, man. We needed someone like that around here. You met some weirdos? Yeah. How was the dude you were just talking to he's he's at the top of the weird

He knows more about the Buccaneers than I do. I spent every day of my life there for seven years here. He comes yeah Did he say anything specific that was like what the fuck yeah? He drew spider to why banana? He said the footwork is reverse six you know the details or two wide banana he said the footwork is reverse six you know the details I mean he's one of our weirdest guys yeah yeah see you know but we love him and the guy the guy in a white hat he's yeah yeah yeah he's one of our ways he's going go in the end we'll have you guys start all right so we'll they'll they'll stand up here if you have a question for him you can you know you can ask him a question if not you

can just say not draftable okay and there's no feelings here just so you know okay here throw on the headphones just so that way you can hear when they talk in the mic okay see this is a whole new yeah there we go you can ask him to do a button hook or something yeah you can ask him to do anything yeah okay all right all right So first up we got Spider. Hey coach, welcome to the team. Thank you, Spider. I love your name. Just tell me your favorite route that you run when you're in the slot.

Spider two-eye banana. No. Oh, he's out. He's out. Out, out, out. Not trying to. Get him out of here. All right, go ahead, Jerry.

Oh. Hey, Coach. Jerry, 5'5", fullback. Jerry, you look like a fullback. How would you block TJ Watt if you wanted to just erase him? I'd hold him. That's the only way to block that guy. The most serious question for you, Jerry, is what's your vertical? Let's show it show it to me. Yes

The landing is definitely a reject Great hey coach hey happy you. Uh Ivo in the analytics department. Ivo. Kinda looks like a seal standing there clapping like. Yeah. Okay. Um can you just touch your toes and show me your flexibility? Don't bend your knees. Flexibility is a big part of it. Definitely. Put them on the...

All right. We got one. We got one. Thank you, coach. Yes. Excellent. Coach, Jake Gouley. Nice to meet you.

Jake, nice to meet you. Where are you from? Virginia. Virginia? Yeah. Let me ask you this question. Where are you from? Virginia. Virginia. Yeah. Let me ask you this question. How would you cover Kelsey on an option route?

I Mike linebacker in the middle, have the cornerback kind of fade in and let the safety take the guy on the outside. Mm hmm. Ooh. That's some of the biggest bunch of bullshit It's a great exercise Yeah, my name is Brian Reedy Ryan, what do you do here? I'm security guy work out in front. I've been here since June. I just recently retired in March. I was been a police officer for 30 years. Wow.

How old are you? 55. And if I needed you to play a cloud corner, just roll up, how would you play that technique? Pardon me? How would you play the technique if I said play a cloud corner? That's all I want you to do.

Play a clown corner? A cloud, like a cloud in the sky. Oh, cloud? You're a cloud. I'm a cloud, okay. How would you play that technique? Okay. ...

... ... He's outta here. He's outta here, but I want more of him. He's leading you. Thank you he I want more of me. Oh, Chef Donnie. Oh, you know. Donnie, what's your background in football? Have you ever played? Coach, I was a hockey player my whole life, no football.

That's all right. What would you do if you were a defensive end, playing left defensive end? How would your stance look? Oh, no, how would you get into a stand? Give us a stand. Your stand. Defensive end. No, he's out. All right. All right.

All right. Here we go. I love this coach. Big T talk this morning. Good to see you again. Big T. What's up? You're a left tackle. No, you're going to be a right tackle. It doesn't look like you have the foot quick.

How big are your feet? What size? 17. You're definitely a right tackle. The right tackle. That's where TJ White is. He plays left end for the Steelers. So let me see you get in your two point stance.

You're going to be a left tackle. You're going to be a right tackle. You're going to be a left tackle. You're going to be a right tackle. You're going to be a right tackle. You're going to be a right tackle. You're going to be a right tackle. You're going to be a right tackle. You're going to be a right tackle. The right tackle that's where TJ White is he plays left end for the Steelers so let me see you get in your two-point stance and show me how you're gonna see the ball, key the ball and see what. Is that how wide your base is gonna be? Well at least you can take coaching. Yeah and then

let's just say it's third and one and we want to run the ball right behind you. Let me see your three point stance. He's out. That's the worst. Did you see that? So right now it's just Evo. Breaking these guys' hearts. I can see why you guys hired me. I have a lot of work to do. You're about to have more with this one. Yeah. Coach. What's up? I'm Mincey quick. Want to say thank you. When I was 21, I made the biggest bet I'd ever made 500 bucks and y'all plus four and you killed the Raiders and Superbowl. So, so thank you for that.

What, uh, what does your job description, what is it here? That's a really good question. I don't really know what that means Morning of a morning show. I'm on gambling streams, and I just raise hell all over the south You look like you have some leadership. I'm impressed with that I'd just like to see it do it a little w drill like you're a DB just backpedal nice and easy Five yards come up five yards go back five pump your arms, use your arms a little. There you go. That's not bad.

Okay, is he in? Let's keep Mincy alive. Okay! I see, I have to. Now he had to pull his pants up. You just asked, by the way, the question you asked, what do you do here? Literally, we've been wondering that for three, four years.

It was like asking a creep. It was an unanswerable question. My wife just asked me what I do here, I don we've been wondering that for three, four years. It was like, I wonder, unanswerable. My wife just asked me what I do here. I don't know. Yeah, I'm doing it. So you're with mincy. Go ahead, Jacob. Hello, coach. My name is Jacob Ames, almost D one running back in special teams out of the University of Florida. Explain that to him. I tried out for the University of Florida football team four times. I've never played football. I wrote out for the University of Florida football team four times. I've never played football. Not once. But I wrote down on the sheet, RB slash FB

slash special teams. So I kind of was going out for wherever they would take me. So what do you think your top position is? You can only play one position. What would it be? Locker room guy No on the field on the field. Yes special teams cuz I think I could I could really Run at somebody full speed and I think I can make a tackle Okay, why don't you go back there where the mid mid court is just go back there in the mid court. What's mincy?

What's been she doing? And let's just see you come up here and then come to balance and break down like you're making a tackle where the microphone is. Just come up here, run up here under control, break down. Pretty good. All right, is he trapped? I'm taking.

All right, all right, Jacob. Wow. Yes. I like that. I love his attitude. Yeah, I mean, tried out four four times finally got accepted to a team What's up coach? What do you say? Jack? Character concerns on him. Yeah

Red flags. I know likes the booze a little too much Yeah, Jack, I love hearing that let's just back away where the red line is. Get your hands out of your pockets. And let's take a five step drop, hitch one time, and throw a curl to your left. Five and a hitch. That looks like a seven. That's pretty damn good. Now, come back.

One more. Let's do a reverse six step setup. Reverse. Six steps, hit the full back on your right. This reverse, walk through it. I'll give you time, walk through it. Reverse, no reverse. No, other way, other way.

One. And then run around. Reverse it. Run around, yeah, yeah, there you go. Yeah, but you wanna be veering to your right. Anyways. Was that game speed? Give it one more shot, give it one more shot. Give it one more. Reverse six. Veer to your right. Anyways, let's just- Was that game speed? Give it one more shot.

Give it one more shot. Reverse six. Bearing to your right. See you move your hips a little. Oh. Pretty good. You know, let's reevaluate after lunch. This guy's got some obvious issues.

Yeah, question mark. You're in, you're in. I want him. Definitely, he's gotta be. Just so you know, best, best abilities availability. He's probably going to miss a few games for some hot piss. Hello, coach. What'd he say? Corey Rolidge, director here. All division fullback, average at 8.9, no

fumbles. Wow. Really? Can I see your three points? 220. Let me see your three points dance. That's impressive. Okay, let's be a full back. You see the outside bar stool right there? Now be beyond the black line,

straddle the black line there, scoot up a little bit. You see this bar stool right here? You wanna kick out? I wanna kick out. Can I get Megan? Can we get Megan up? Don't kick her out. All right, I'm just kick out don't kick her out kick out block that's my first round wrap Hey coach we met earlier. I'm Megan. What's up? Not much. What do you do here Megan? I do content so I'm in gambling. I lose a lot of money and just hang out with these guys watching football and have to deal with them. Okay that's a tough job. Yeah no she does have a tough job. What would be your best position that you would try out for?

My best position? I mean, I didn't get to participate in the QB competition the other day, but I got a pretty good arm. And also I'm really not scared of anybody. So, man or female, I'll line up and do an Oklahoma drill right fucking now. Really?

I'll run through it. Okay, let me see your throwing motion. That's what's really important. Just drop back to pass, throw it to your left. Very nice. Now, let's act like you're throwing a bomb. An 80 yard bomb. I mean, let me see it.

That went 90. That went 90. You like that? She's on. All right, let's go. Megan I'm gonna be honest with you. That's the most impressive thing. She actually has a tape of doing Oklahoma's. Well, good. How are you? Good. How are you? Matt Henkel met quarterback quarterback We got a lot of a lot of quarterback. Okay, so see the red line Just kind of go back to the red line toes on the red line. I want you to take a five step drop and hitch.

And when I go like this, I just want you to slide that way. If I go that way, you slide that way. When I clap my hands, you start your throwing motion. You got me? Okay, here we go. Go. It's like a ballet dancer. Okay, one more time, a little quicker.

Mental quickness, body quickness, arm quickness, the key to the quarterback position. Okay, let's go. This is so great. This is awesome. I gotta have him. Oh, you got him, he's in. That's excellent. We need a list after the one from the graphics.

A wave drill. We should have let him straight to the cardboard. Oh, yeah, this has gotta be my tight end, right? Yeah. Coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach, Oh, you got him. He's in. That's excellent. We need a list after a wave drill. We should have let him straight to the cardboard. Yeah, this has got to be my tight end.

Yeah. Coach, Danny Lance, producer, Barstool Chicago. I was going wide receiver, but I'll play tight end. Okay, you can play it in the slot. You can play out wide, but you have to be able to block the C gap. So let's get in your stance. Let's see the three-point stance.

You got to be able to pass protect. let's see some pass protection show me some pass protection go love that nice oh now let's just face face that wall right there get in your stance and run a spider to why banana run the banana to your right let's see it go gotta have them yeah guys hell of a job awesome oh I wish will was here he would be going crazy okay how's it going my name is Tom Tom senior producer what do you want to know what's your best position that you're here to try out for? I think somewhere on the O line. You look like a guard.

Yeah, OK. I'll be a guard. So let's let's see your stance. Let's be the left guard. Be the left guard. Let us see your stance that you would be in. I've never played it, but I'll. Well, that's OK. You've seen it. I've seen it. What, like the getting stance? That's not too bad. Okay, now we're going to run 96 power.

Your job is to pull around the horn between these bar stools and block the inside linebacker. Son of a... I'd like to see you come and get it. Yeah, go power through that hole. I mean, you're like a passive puller. We don't need passive pullers at left guard one more time pull around and come up in here and get this linebacker Nobody wants to be a guard anyways, all right, that's freaking awesome. How many guys work here? Yeah, how many we got left Tom?

There's a lot How many guys work here? Yeah. How many we got left, Tom? There's a lot. Okay, maybe we'll tell the content, maybe producers can, we'll just do content. All right. Nicky Smokes, Broward County. What's your best position?

Athlete. Okay, let's back up just a little bit. When I say fire, I want you to break down like this. Fire! There it is. Now do what I do after I say fire. Fire! Break down. When I say fire. Fire! I gotta have him. He's in! Oh, we got a Super Bowl champion here. Oh, man. He's a Super Bowl champion. I'm Juan Tom Don, foreign correspondent here.

I won a Super Bowl out in China with the Shanghai Warriors. I was also the defensive coordinator for the Ugandan football team where we went 0-2 averse Kenya. Really? That's all true, by the way. He literally is. That's all true.

Donnie brings football worldwide. He's definitely on the ball club. Okay, that's it. That's all true. It's all true. Donnie brings football worldwide. Definitely on the ball club. Okay, that's it. That's it. Yeah. Go to game. Yeah. Go to game.

He literally went and coached in Uganda and he won. He played in China. I swear to God, he has a Super Bowl ring to show for it. Really? Yeah. Yeah. All right. What's up, Ella?

Hello, Ella Griff. I'm in content. I post tic-tacs Big cats best friend. No, I don't think you want me on your team. I don't like her attitude Hi Hannah Montoya, I do TikToks and stuff as well. I can't offer anything football. I can be a cheerleader. We need that. We need that. I can moonwalk really well. Let's see it. Okay. Ooh. Why'd you have to clear your throat? Yeah mean that's some of the most talent I've seen Yeah What really bad timing for a nosebleed Oh make you do blow at work again, oh no

Okay injured reserve Oh no. I wasn't. I promise. Okay. Injured reserve. All right. Out. Out. See ya. Oh look at this. Is this a shocky jersey? Holy cow. Yeah, look at coach. Look. You look right there on the screen. That's Donny. Those are Super Bowl rings for the China. That's the greatest thing I've ever seen. Yeah. That's a global football man. Yeah, he's a global football man. greatest thing I've ever seen. Yeah. It's a global football man. Yeah, he's a global football man. Alright, Rudy. What's up? What do you say? I'm Rudy. Rudy, I'm John. What is your position that you would like to play? I think I'd be good at safety if I had to pick. Safety? Yeah. Okay. You know, let's see some of your hip turns. So just start a little back pedal. Okay. And when I go like this, just turn your hips that way

and then get back into your pedal, okay? Okay. Start. Break. Very good, one more time. Start that pedal. When I put you, you turn that way. When I go like this, you come back towards us, okay?

Go. Go. Go. Gotta have him. Yes, let's go Rudy. That's a hell of a job right there. Excellent, excellent work. Uh oh. PFC commentary.

And what's your position? Full back. Oh, full back. Let's see your stance here. Let's get back in a split back field set. Yeah, let's see what your stance. Let's get back in a split backfield set. Yeah, let's see what your stance. It's a little wide. Put that left elbow on your left.

There you go. And let's just see you move laterally here quickly. Back. Yeah, we need him. Yeah, let's go, Pia. I mean, I tell you, the hair, the beard, the fear that I think people see when they look at you. Yes.

There's just a big, oh, I love that guy. Max. Max. I can kick too. Oh yeah, he can kick. Pull back slash kicker. We need that. Yep.

It's another threat, jewel threat. That was good. Hey coach, it's Max. Max, I see that. What's your position? Am I trying out for a certain position? Yeah, whatever you want. Either of the offensive or defensive line

seems right for me. Let's make you our nose tackle. Yup, that's what I played in high school, coach. That's what I played in high school. So let's just back up and right on that red line, let's get in a four point stance. There it is. Let's fire off the ball and shoot your hands.

Set it, fire off. Wait, wait, wait, I can't move. He's stuck. He's stuck. That boy's stuck. His ass is coming up. Set it, go. Oh yeah. Did you guys feel Hello, Tinata right there? Yeah, a little bit. Oh

Yeah, did you guys feel hello to not every yeah a little bit okay All right, is that it is that All right coach that was fun. I've done it all today. Yeah had more fun. Yeah, and we're doing a stream tonight. Okay I'll be back. Yeah we'll be back for the football stream. You gotta try some iced coffee on your way out. I'm gonna take some iced coffee and I'm gonna. Yeah never had an iced coffee. Oh wow. Yeah wow. A lot of firsts. Paige is gonna make you one right now so Paige has one made for you, Stella Blue. All right. Love you guys. Thank you. Thank you for everything. That was incredible. I appreciate it all. Nice to meet you. Oh, man. I gotta go work with my team.

Yeah. Yeah. You got you got a lot of work to do. Nice to meet you. We'll see you later. Big T's devastated. Oh, yeah. He definitely is. Oh, that was so perfect. He's incredible. He told Che he'll do the gauntlet in a few in a month. He just got his hip replaced. Oh, that's a fair. That was so perfect. He's incredible. He told Che he'll do the gauntlet in a month. He just got his hip replaced. That's a fair. That was awesome. That was better than the gauntlet.

That was so good. Unbelievable. He didn't miss a beat. Yeah. It felt like a comedy move. It was so good. He's just so, he's just got one speed, and it's the best. Also, he smells fantastic.

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That is crazy. It's insane. He's the man. He's our coworker. What a fucking dude. I know it's a big deal because I was like, I know who that is. Yeah, that's huge. You don't know shit.

I don't know anything about anything about anything. Oh, he's Gruden's grinders. Yeah, you're right. KB. That felt like an opening scene of a comedy. He really did. Bad News Bears. Yeah, just put together the worst of all teams.

I need someone to make the group. If Quigs or Connors watching, I need the graphic of who's getting drafted and who's not. Big, devastated, he said. He had a strong start and then the worst possible finish. I know. He might regret passing up that size Needs I would I would take yeah. Yeah, I would take tea in a second. Yeah, we're showing Ella Griff. Oh, yeah

I'm shit. I was terrible. Yeah, that kind of pissed me off terrible attitude and maybe on the graphics say well No, we Jack McCarthy does have character concerns. Oh, yeah for sure That would be a red flag that would doubt. He's the type of guy that they would have their scouts Like in the college town for a month seeing how much he parties do they do that? Oh, yeah, they should yeah they do advance on outing where they Where they'll like just have guys from the team go and sit at a bar for like a week and see how many times like the Player goes in That's crazy. awesome yeah okay that's that you know guys who had to do

that Justin Blackman was the yeah guy that got nailed for that they'd be like wow this guy has to go to the bathroom a lot and it's all number twos cuz he's going in a stall I don't know would Would you guys not want a guy who goes out and parties? Not too much. Yeah. You'd want to be the line. I think once a week, maybe. Yeah, because you do want a confident football player.

You want a guy that's like, oh, Johnny football. Yeah, but you want a guy that was probably too much. You want a guy who other people want to go out with. Right. True. A leader. Yeah, the day of the week, it depends on that. If he's going out every Tuesday and Monday, who other people want to go out with. Right. True. He's a leader. Yeah.

Yeah, the day of the week, it depends on that. If he's going out like every Tuesday and Monday, that's concerning. Or it could be reversed and if they're like a big god guy, you can win with that too, where they don't drink. Right, right. Yeah, god guys are good athletes. Yeah, they're made for football. But if you're not going out and it's not cuz you're a god guy

What is yeah? That's a problem It's a red flag red flag you got to go out a little bit. I guess what yeah, what's your god guy one to two times a week would you say who's like the what's the biggest discrepancy between talent and Coolness like in terms of coolness like in terms of who oh quite honored Russell will the least why Leonard but no like the least like liked oh that's not kawaii um like is it really someone like Russell Wilson ooh yeah Russ is up there ooh that's a good question Aaron Rogers Aaron Rogers me Ross is someone who would kill the vibe who Ooh, that's a good question. Aaron Rodgers?

Aaron Rodgers maybe? Someone who would kill the vibe, who doesn't go out with the team. Russ is probably the answer. Russ is the answer, right? Trying to think of who else. Yeah, Russell Wilson. Maybe, no I think Kirk Cousins is kind of a cool guy to hang out with. Yeah.

Tarek Carr maybe, but I liked him when we had him on. Trying to think who else would be on that list. Steven, you got an answer? Sorry, my dress. Oh, man. Craziest reaction. Yeah. I'm sorry.

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I heard Kate laughing. Yeah. I don't know why your laugh was the loudest laugh of the whole group. I fucking love football. I fucking love it. What did I mean? You said that like Kate doesn't ever laugh. No, no, no. I finally what I mean was finally a long last. I'm behind the number one complaint. I think I'm behind the closed door. Production's a closed door and I still heard the laughter coming through through the through the wall. We had Gruden come sit down for 10 minutes,

and we had everyone line up, and they all tried out for the football team. Everybody outside this land? Everyone in the office. We did what I said I mostly did, just parade them through. How did this... Sized them up.

We have a final list. Someone's going to make the graphic. There were some cuts. Okay. Probably the most notable big T got cut Wow, that's shocking Yeah, Wow. Yeah, he looks so good in the I think his feet were too wide honest I gotta say as we look back on it Ibo got on the team a little suspicious. Yeah Everyone else is putting through football drills. Yeah, I was like, can you touch your toes?

He were doing five steps ups Wow Dives did you guys try out now? We were on the team Part of the coaching staff come on. Yeah, you gotta be kidding me. All right, that sounds awesome I was saying before cuz Che was talking to Gruden for a while But Che thinks that Gruden was hired 20% of Che thinks we're just hired just for him He thanked me and Dave last night I think is that what he did he say the 20% number was I believe is probably closer to 50. Is it is it higher than that? No, it's not because of me for sure. But that you were

talented on his own fire. Does it make me extremely happy that we hired him? Yes. Yes. Where does this rank on days of your life? I will say drawing up his favorite play for him last night in front of him and like Dave and big cat and everybody was That's a when I'm dying. I will think about that Yeah, so pretty good So Che was supposed to draw it It was supposed to draw it like halfway or draw it a little bit wrong so he get corrected This motherfucker drew the whole thing. Every little detail. Everything. Everything. It was ridiculous.

It's a fair play. It's a show and I knew it. That wasn't the point of the video. Yeah. I mean it didn't make the viz. You just wanted to show off your skills. Personal thrill. Was John impressed? He was. Yeah, it was pretty cool. That is cool. What were you guys talking about for that whole time over there? I was asking about the gauntlet and then yeah, he told me about the hip stuff and then he He had some questions for me about some things so I haven't talked to him at all yet You can't talk you saw him last night. Yeah, but I can talk to him. I was just part of the I was just you know Chop it up with I'll chop it up. I'll get my chance. He'll be back Who I think I mean, I don't know what the rest of this football season

We have some guests already lined up but like next football season. He's gonna come here every week Well, I doubt he's ever seen a horse play baseball. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta get him seeing the horse playing He's never tried iced coffee Has he not? Nope. He's never tried iced coffee. Has he not? Nope. I think Paige has given him his first cup right now. I think he thinks it's a little feminine.

It is. It 100% is. The vibe I got when I was like, how have you tried iced coffee? He's just like, I don't know. People ordering their stuff. I just want that. Taking away the danger of coffee.

Yeah. It's true. I never thought of it that way. Yeah, you are. The danger of coffee. Yeah, it's true. I never thought of it that way Away when you have iced coffee and gay guys like love iced coffee. Yeah and straws straws Can we talk about that no, but I Know I mean straws you could say like oh if you drink have a people are saying straw drinking out of straws in general is whack Yeah, yeah Okay, I don't do it

But I don't see that I have a friend who do who would just he would fold the straw and hold it Like against the glass and not use it like when we'd like be out at a bar Oh like a mixed drink like yeah, yeah cocktail. There's a straw. Yeah. Yeah, I do that you hold it down Oh, yeah, what do you use the straw for I like drinking's a straw in it? Yeah. Yeah, I do that. You hold it down? What do you use the straw for? I like drinking out of a straw. Is that sus? I guess I think it is. I think that's sus. Damn it.

I like drinking out of a straw. All right. Sweet tea? Yeah. Sweet tea out of a straw? Hell yeah. Come on. Come on.

Although sometimes I will even fast food sweet tea, I'll take the lid off and drink. Depends on what the mood is. Do you guys press down all the buttons? Of course I press down all the buttons. Have to. What do you think I'm some sort of loser? Have to.

On the lid? Yeah. Yes. Every time. Yeah, you got to. You can't not press down all the buttons. It's a must. Fun sensation.

It's a must. It's not one of the best sensations. It's what the buttons are for. It is what the buttons are for. Press them all down. What's your fidget toy of choice Kyle? As I spin this thing over here. I like the I've said it before. I like the sticky gooey

stretch hand. It's a good one. It's a good one. Couch ball is pretty good. Couch ball is nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of balls. Yeah. Balls are good. Ball is pretty good. Couch ball is nice, yeah. Yeah, a lot of balls. Yeah, balls are good. Balls are good, yeah. Big ball fair. For sure. Fidget spinners were a thing, huh? Yeah.

They're not a thing anymore. No, they had a minute, though. And then they were. Why were they a thing and then not a thing? One generation of kids honed in on them, and then as those kids grew up, no other kids grabbed them. No other kids are fidgety, I guess. Then it became the poppers, the little plastic.

Yeah, which is a low intelligent kind of thing. It's a low intelligence. Yeah, any hand toy. I guess spinners are not exactly the height of evolution, either. They're fun, though. These, yeah, my kids have these. These are awesome. These are awesome. Which is just basically what you said on the lid of the soda. That's all

it is. That's all it is. Oh but on the lid of soda you can't, or I guess you could, but you don't turn it over and then flip them right back. Oh that would be crazy. Yeah. Yeah they have, those are like everything. They have, like, bags made out of them, purses. Just run around with those. Are they all rainbow colored? Oh, a lot of them are. I guess you're right.

That's one of those... That's one of those scheme is gonna get too familiar. Subconscious things that they're trying to... Yeah, I think it is. Subliminal. Damn. That hurts. It shouldn't. Familiar subconscious things that they're trying to do. I think it is subliminal. Yeah That hurts It shouldn't Kyle I said that you were the strongest in the office on my Pittsburgh radio hit this morning on the on the radio to other men It's for radio and your general. They would appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah

Did you tell him I was a four-timer in college at Kent State wrestler? By the way, congrats on Kent State for having a lead for the first time this year. Oh, did they lose? Oh, by a lot. They were up 7-0. I saw the missed interception. Yeah, they were up 7-0. They had 11 all year. Yeah, they lost about like 41-7 or something.

Yeah. But they did hold the lead. That's huge. Baby stuff. 7-0. Yeah. I think they will beat Akron, That's huge. Baby stuff. Seven-zero. Yeah. I think they will beat Akron, and I'll bet on that. Wow.

That's a rivalry game. The wagon wheel. Yeah. Huh. Wagon wheel's a good... That's a good rivalry game. How far apart are they? Like 15 minutes.

Yeah. I like when rivals are that close. Where is... It has no culture. Where's Kent? Um what city is Kent? No, I mean it's regionally where is it? I would call it a suburb of Akron. Okay. Um just a little bit. Kind of get west. A little bit northeast of Akron. A little bit a little brod by Akron. But you immediately kind of just go into like the Cleveland suburbs. They spill together.

What? Akron and Cleveland? I don't even know where it is it is wait so you get little brod by Akron was the big city like that's yeah we wanted a big night out we would go into Akron it's never good never had a fun time I would always get really excited. Won't be different. Oh, big tease on the squad. I love that he went and showed it to him. Coach, I think you're making a mistake. Give me a second. This was Joey Avery. Was he the guest we had that said he

wrote a he tried out and then like. Wrote his coach. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Coach Baseball. It was just a joke. Coach, you fucked up. like wrote his coach oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah mean, that's fine. Yeah I'm passionate about some weird birds. He said yeah, that's not why you're weird You're not weird because you're passionate about football. Oh Why am I weird? Jave Gruden gets a Hold on timeout just did a 50s ejaculation. You thought you thought we thought ask me to do wait We you thought we thought you were weird because you love football? Because you like the Bucks?

Most popular thing in America. This is like, I feel like this is like a therapist breakthrough right now. Like this entire time you're like, you're weird. And when we say you're weird, you're like, yeah, I guess I am too obsessed with football. Should I love football less? Yeah.

Do you think anything else is weird? I think I'm a pretty normal dude. We have fun. We're digging deep here. Let's build a short list here. You earnestly believe you're a top five pussy eater in the world. No, no, no.

Top 5% probably. OK. You earnestly think you have wide receiver speed. You believe you ran a 4-4 once. Yeah. Was told that. You once shit your pants and it fell out all the way through your shorts.

Yes, Steve, a log of feces. All right. You escaped your ass without your knowledge. Oh, the car repossessed. You've been vaccinated 122 times. Yes. Five COVID vaccines. Flu, I can't even count.

You thought there was nothing wrong with tweeting your corn shit. You think every state in the United States is Indiana. Yes. A lot of places look like Indiana. I'm good at GeoGuessr. Your parents put the condiment mustard on the window sill to prevent you from eating the windows. Alright, that one's good. That one's pretty weird. Do we have to keep going? Bought a house in a flood zone?

Yeah, bought a house in a flood zone, said it was no problem. Plenty of people do that. Then got flooded. You said the How to Eat Pussy Book was the most life-changing purpose you had, and you bought it after you were married? No, before I was married, it was a video. And yeah, what's wrong with that?

Can you send it to me for Christmas? I have a $20 budget. Christmas gift. Oh, man. Jay, if Mincy gets his wish and Gruden leaves here to go coach again, and he wants you to come with him Well, I don't think I don't think I could do the coaching lifestyle at this point. Okay. What about for five million dollars? Five million dollars a year you do the coaching lifestyle you watch you all 22 every night. Yeah Yeah, maybe all right Saints though. Yeah for the same

The mincy trial yeah, how'd that go? He took him pretty well Then he started doing drills on his own in the corner of the gym for no reason. Oh just oh look at that stance That's a man. That's a man of love love love what are you showing yeah wrong answers only what yeah what are you showing me for a week his frosted review he was asking me about tape and, tape and editing tape, and I was showing him, uh, what I've done. Ugh. Got it. He asked for that, or you unsolicited?

He asked for that, yes. Because that could go either way. Easily could go either way. What a day. What a guy. So excited. Big day. Stream tonight, I don't even know what to expect because it's

so we have to do we already like this all worked out but we already were doing we had to do a PMT like rivalry stream for Coors Light in the PMT studio and then this all happened like Dave was like I think we're gonna come up on Thursday he said this to us on Tuesday so like all right we'll have Groot on the stream so it's in the PMT studio, which a little bit of tighter, tighter quarters, and it's going to be a couch with PFT Gruden, max. And I P I trust PFT with my life. He is a normal football fan, but if things go bad for the Eagles, Gruden watching Max. Yeah. You think that'll pump them up though? Maybe I don't know. Cause Max can like spit on people by accident. What I'm hearing is you just said John Gruden will see Max de lente's ass crack. Oh, you already

saw it. Don't worry. He's already. That, Brad. I should have known he was here for hours. Yeah, five hours. Yeah, he's been here for hours. Come on. Ass crack already done. Check it off the list. It's like the first thing you do. Meet Mincy.

You see Max's ass crack. Curtin does seem like the kind of guy who sees a football player and is like, this is a guy that doesn't mind if his ass crack is out. Yeah. Fire off the ball and shoot your ass. Shoot it! Sees a football player like this is a guy doesn't mind if his ass crack I gotta go back and watch all this. Yeah, you gotta watch it all. Yeah, it was good Shit did you see the harbaugh videos of him catching balls from oh, yeah the best He's really I didn't know he was a freak like that. Oh, he's a freak. He's a freak freak. Yeah Yeah, I think if he could if he could I Was saying the national championship game is like if if JJ McCarthy got hurt and they were like hey you know what coach you actually have a year of eligibility left I think he would probably after seeing

that video yes yeah he was so mad at himself so I don't know if you could can you show that video TJ he was so mad at himself just for a simple drop He's not mad at himself. Just for a simple drop. Damn it. He's being think about that for the rest of the day. Balls are coming out good. I suck today. You're not playing.

My bad, my bad. He's really upset about it. My bad. My bad, my bad. Should've dropped that one. Brandy, you wanna do the Steve Singer? Steven Singer. Oh, here you go. I got it. Here you go.

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I Hate StephenSinger.com. We're going to get Cory in here because he was at Stu's show last night. I have to hear that. I've heard some things. I've heard the length of the show is considerable. which we expected when Stu said he's doing his life story I got I think the show started at 8 I got a text at 1030 saying it's been two and a half hours he's on 1981 four hours no way was it actually that long we were there all day How long does that say for 125 people left it was 90 minutes what yeah it became a Should we backtrack just to get a whole context so we? We've been doing these shows baiters been getting us going laugh Factory

Nick's done it a few others have done it. It's a good time When Stu was announced to do it, I was like, let's try to make a special out of it and try to pad it with some sketches, commercials, just try to make something that maybe we can sell down the line. I don't know. Clearly yesterday I was in over my head

when we started having meetings. He's like, I got four hours of content. I can do four hours. I'm like, I don't think you should. And I was like, we should probably do an hour. And once we got there, he was, he, he's like, yeah, okay, we'll do an hour. I'm going to tighten it up. I was like, great. And then somehow, some way in the night, he talked to like the head of the venue or something while I was down filming. I come up to shoot this walkout shot that like a lot of standup specials do.

And Stu's like, Curtis said I could go longer. I'm like who the fuck is Curtis and it just turned into he just kind of ran with it someone else said yeah there's no other show after and I'm just like no no no Stu like let's stick with the plan it was like an hour everyone else is accommodating that like they're going less time for you to do an hour somehow in that like 20 second window before I got the cue to come down with him, he just ran with it and then he got on stage and it was just chaos.

So again, love Stu, he was very appreciative of it but it was like, once it got to the point where people were leaving. How many people left? Were they? It was funny, I mean, cause then it was just like, it just became like a performance art piece. Yeah, yeah, right. And it was like, people were like, we should just see how long this goes. And I was like, I mean, because then it just became like a performance art piece. Yeah, yeah, right.

People were like, we should just see how long this goes. I was like, fuck. Luckily the cameras were plugged in so we could keep shooting, but it was probably 100 people left by the end. Oh my god. It was funny, I mean, it was funny just in the sense that it wasn't stand up, but it was like him telling stories, and when he would say another date, he's like, 1979. People would just start laughing because it kept going and yeah he went in

chronological order from it not necessarily it start like that was the plan originally but then he said to me this morning he apologized and again he he didn't mean everything just kind of spiraled out of control yeah it's too that's yeah it was it was like she apologized yeah it was like advisors those he's too we're gonna cut it down like we are gonna you know edit Yeah, it's Stu. That's vintage Stu. It was like being- Couldn't apologize for that. It was like advisors. I was like, Stu, we're gonna cut it down. Like, we are gonna, you know, edit it. But it just went off the fucking rails.

And then he went back and he did like, started back in time, then went forward in time, then back in time. And then by the end, we're like, I don't know how long this is gonna go. Like, this might just go all night. So how long was the actual- We got there at 7, set up, started filming at 7.30. I was the actual? We got there at seven set up, uh,

started filming at seven 30. I think the show started at eight and then we were done by like 11 30. So I think he did two roughly two and a half hours on set on stage. Yeah. And again, it was like by the end people were just like, we gotta stay to see how long this goes. Yeah, it was funny. Like people were just laughing by like, this is never gonna end. Oh Right around. Yeah, it was funny. Like people were just laughing by like, this is never gonna end. Oh my God. It's gonna be funny.

I'm gonna edit it to be something kind of crazy. It's too special. Wow. Yeah. What, I mean, did he, what was the best decade, I guess? I think the mafia stuff was the best. Yeah. Just cause that's, I was trying to tell him,

it was like, you gotta tell him stuff outside of Barstool. Yeah. How did he end it? With people being like, Stu, you gotta come off stage that was started chuckin chuckin ward or a merch for like 30 minutes, and then it just yeah You had a like a nice Heartfelt sort of like inspiration inspiring thing at the end, but yeah, it was a long one Securities dragging him out. Yeah camera guys were rotating in to take breaks That's how you know it's long where the camera guys are text me like hey

My legs are going numb. Oh my god. Yeah, no, but again overall. Yeah, it loves to it was definitely Did not get thrown off stage it would I would still be talking now. I believe that What a legend yeah, so we'll get a long cut of that, but it's it took me three hours to dump all the footage So all right yep, well congrats. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say first overall pick all about the team cut of that but it's it took me three hours to dump all the footage so all right yep yeah I was gonna say first overall pick all about the team thanks coach thank you for having me yeah I'm pissed I missed this yeah Stu could we should see we should maybe just do a 12-hour reactor just let him go mm-hmm I think we'd be taking off YouTube pretty quickly. True.

Yeah. Good point TJ. What's up? Should we wait for the college football show to announce it or should we announce it now? Oh, we can announce it now. Pretty big deal. It's a pretty big deal.

Don't you, what did you say? Sit up, well, no, you might not wanna sit up. You may be sitting up. Yeah, you're gonna wanna sit back. Just Titus is gonna wanna sit back. Everyone want to sit up. You may be you're gonna want to sit back Just tight is gonna want to sit back everyone else want to sit up It's between this and Gruden for biggest news of the day. Yeah, I'd say this ladies gentlemen What do you think?

What do you think this? I don't I don't you take a guess no go ahead take a guess Why do we have you sit back? Go ahead. Just go ahead. A couple of years back, one Dave Portnoy stopped one of his most productive employees from doing a side project called More Cowbell. The reins have been lifted, and More Cowbell, The reins have been lifted and More Cowbell,

the Mississippi State podcast. This is what I, this is what I. Is fucking back. Oh my God. I can't sit idly by and watch that fucking moron, Dave Portnoy go to Oxford and give him a $40,000 check without getting back in the game. So I will be doing More Cowbell.

I will be doing More Cowbell. I will be doing more cowbell and the money that comes in on Patreon and other ways for more cowbell will be going 100% towards the NIL program of Mississippi state. Wow. There's never been a better time to start a Mississippi state. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I did not say a Mississippi state football podcast. I said a Mississippi state, but it's going a Mississippi State podcast. But it's going to be on Patreon. Because our women's soccer program is currently on number one seed. It's going to be on Patreon, and all the money has to go to the NIL.

It's going to be a word of mouth podcast. So it's all podcasts. Yeah, but we can't use like resources to do social. Can't use one of the social guys here. Yeah, can't use one of the social guys. And he has to do it on his own time, but it's back. This is huge. Wow, once a week?

What? Don't know, I'll have to talk to my co-host. Got Vindaloo on board. And I'm gonna find, you're thinking about Gondolier Italian restaurant. Gondolier, that's right. Well, ever since More Cabel ceased to exist, so did Gondolier Italian restaurant

in Starport, Mississippi. They didn't quite make it. But yeah, so I gotta get me a producer down in Mississippi who can do it for free. to the Italian restaurant in Starfield, Mississippi. They didn't quite make it. But yeah, so I got to get me a producer down in Mississippi who can do it for free. And then I got me a co-host already. Mississippi State fans will know him. You could just do it Zoom or just upload it, probably.

Hey, here's what it is. I'll figure it out. I don't really know how to link anything to Patreon. So there's some things I got to learn. You just got to make a Patreon. Yeah, this is going to be awesome. Yeah, I will subscribe because I do want to see. I want to hear like, Hey, Mississippi State lost again. I got some thoughts, man. I've been sitting on some thoughts, some ideas. We're sitting there watching. We're sitting there with a thumb up our ass watching Ole Miss

do all these great things. It's time to get in the fucking game, Mississippi State. I will pay $5 a month to hear the preview when Mississippi State is, you know, $45.00 in Ole Miss. Help, hurting, not helping. Oh, sorry. No, I'm saying I buy it. Okay, good. And you're going to touch on all things Mississippi State. All things Mississippi State. Greek life.

Not Greek life as much. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not doing the Patreon. All things Mississippi State Greek life. I'm not doing the picture. All things Mississippi. You have to do a Greek life. All things Mississippi State gotta have Greek life. It's a Mississippi State podcast. We gotta have Greek. We gotta talk about what Mississippi State effect. Does it make people hotter? Yeah. Yeah. One podcast. Mississippi State sports. Our volleyball team's good. Our women's soccer team is the number one. What about the Greek life?

That's all I'm gonna say. I don't know anything about the Greek life. I wasn't in Greek life when I was there. Okay, but I would like to know. The ATOs seem like nice guys. All right. We could get one of the frat guys on. I would love a Rush episode.

That would be awesome. Yeah, maybe a prospect list. Here y'all motherfucking go. What are the theme parties? Just let me be happy. Can we have a pink eye PSA episode? That is a big deal. You couldn't give me five minutes.

We did. You had that was at least. You could give me five and a half. So more taboes back. Yeah. Patreon, a sorority podcast. I mean, this is actually good. This is actually good for you, Titus, because now he has an outlet to hear for the most depressing sports ever. Right.

So it won't, like, he doesn't have to cloud our minds. Yeah, it's mostly sports. Yeah. Keep that shit over there. Anywhere. Yeah, anywhere, really. Like, in casual conversation, I don't want to hear it. That's true, yeah. So Mississippi State is a truly an opt in affair. I don't have

to. You have to agree, Brandon, that you're not. You can't talk to us about Mississippi. Yeah. You could never bring up because you got it. You got that's that's cheating. Your Patreon subscribers. Yeah, I don't. Any Mississippi State thoughts you have have to go there. I don't bring it up much. I know. But it's gotta zero. It's gotta be zero now. What if that's part of the patreon? Anyone who subscribes never has to hear you talk about it. Yeah. Ever. In real life. But they're subscribing to hear about it. Yeah no no they could it's opt-in but if I opt in then I can go listen to it but I don't want you to tell me anything. But what imagine if your subscribers hear that you were talking to me off air

Yeah about Mississippi State. They're gonna be so mad. They're gonna be like why am I paying for that? Yeah, why is he not doing this on the show? So Yeah, you don't talk to us about it. Well, it's back in some form or fashion. I'd like to sponsor You can I mean I have sponsors lined up in Mississippi, but you can get in line. Okay. Yeah. I would like to sponsor. Are you saying that Stella Blue would like to sponsor or Dan Katz would like to sponsor?

Dan Katz and I would like total editorial control on my copy. We're going to reject that. Okay. We're not going to go into business. You didn't hear my price. What was the price? It's too late. You already rejected it.

Bad business, Brandon. Can't give you editorial control. Bad business. I want editorial control. I want editorial control, and I want Stephen to write all my copy. I'm excited, though, for you, Brandon. I am too, Brandon.

You do need this outlet. And the NIL part is the fun part. Like, you're going to actually. I guess I should probably check with Mr. B. Steyn. I don't know the legality of me saying that I'm given I guess I give it on my own. Give it on your own. What are you talking about? You can do whatever you want. But me saying is me saying I'm giving it all to NIL is that technically representing the I don't know. No I don't think so. Okay all right I'll figure it

out. It's just... Hit me up Charlie I don't know the rules here. You will be audited every dollar needs to go to the NIL I. L. I know. Otherwise, then it's jail. I'm not. I'm not keeping any of the money as of 3925. I'm going to be loaded. So I'm not worried about it. I'm going to be walking into a beautiful situation. What is what's the first episode going to look like? It's going to be dour. OK. Ha ha ha. It's gonna be somber to say the least. Things aren't great. How's the basketball team?

Looking good as hell. They'll be good. Actually? Yeah, they're good. There's Johns. They're good. Jans. Johns.

They're good. Jans. They are very good. Tournament team for sure. Did you watch that USC game last night? I didn't. What happened? I fucking love UTSA. They just bomb.

Oh, yeah, you are. Like, 98, 95. I was laying in bed watching the end of it. They almost won. Yeah, I just love a team that just says, we're going to cheer. Running gun, baby. Fast. It's a basketball city.

UTSA? Well, San Antonio is a. Yeah, that's true. That is where the Final Four is. Yeah, it's where they win Benyama is. Yeah, it's where they play train together. Who? UTSA and the Spurs. Yeah, probably. I would imagine. No, they don't do that. Probably not. Scrimmage. I think if a flood overtook the Spurs facility, UTSA would let them use their building. Yeah, but they wouldn't let their players. No, they wouldn't commingle now. No. Okay.

Took a shot. Yeah. Wimby had 50 last night. He did? Yeah. Holy f— Oh, speaking of which, we can just crowdsource this right here. Do you guys are you guys familiar with this thing called trust the data? Yeah, vaguely. Yeah, about it. I just some of

those words just don't make sense because the data is not data and I don't trust it at all. So what are you referring to? I'm referring to Stephen Che's one bed at night in the NBA that is currently four wins. Uh-huh. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. Four wins.

Wow. Four wins. And 15 losses. Oh! Pretty stinky. I mean, Stephen, for and 15 so I'm personally going to save the data tonight I appreciate how are you saving I'm going

to make I'm going to do a pick ok so I'm gonna save the data but I don't know what there's only one game yeah maverick Utah so what's the pick Luca I've made a look at the pick is just look at it the pick is in and it's Luca? I've made a play the pick is just The pick is in and it's Luca. Well, I need help you're saving the data. I'm not saving the data. All right, it's Luca All right, we'll figure it out take something after a quick. But yeah, thanks. I think I just figured out I think it's just Luca

Bet Luca good player hell of a play damn good player Have you thought about betting the players that score a lot and get a lot of stats? I did! I bet Yannis the other night. DUD! Last night when he was king of the court, 80 spot. Yannis had 43, Sunday, 50, uh, he had 59 last night. The night Stephen Shea bet him to score, he had what, 20? Yeah.

Oh my god, Stephen. Yeah. Horrible. He had 59 last night! I know! On king of the court night nonetheless Wait yeah, are you actually researching like of course he over researches for would you say minutes hours? Depending on the size of the slate like it's a one game slate today I mean you're capped out at 15 20 minutes, but yeah if it's a 11 game slate We're well over an hour hour and and a half. Imagine if you could.

So you've been putting in, you've put in almost a full day, 19 hours of work. Oh man. And he's got more than a quarter dozen wins. That's big. More than, yes. Yeah, no, it hasn't been good. What's the problem?

Fun luck. Do like a prop that that's very low like it's like a Someone to get like point five assists or something. You know all you need is one um yeah do one of those dude Stop doing the good players find like a shitty player. That's like over under four and a half points Yeah, like this week. I we have to do a Prop bets for our quarterbacks, and I gave out Kale Bloom's over 30 yards passing. There you go. Hey.

I think he might be able to get it, but actually maybe not. Steven, I don't think you can call your bet, trust the data, and then when it loses, just say, oh, it was just dumb luck. True. Yeah, that's like the strawberry Haribo gummy bears being green correct. Yeah, exactly like that stupid and crazy Why are they green? Why are they green? I don't flavor of strawberries. It makes those are they all green or they red and green? It's just the top is green. Brandon look under your seat cushion are they all green they are all green yeah Yeah. Wow. Let me see. Oh, I saw how long have

these been in there for for weeks? I was waiting on an in kind of forced it. I was hoping for a more natural set on forever flat. By the way, I saw something. I saw a hack Haribo. Hold on. I want to make sure I do it right. There's a oh yeah. If you ever see seen watch this KB? Do you know this? Ready? Ready? Yeah, tick tock. Sure. Wait. Okay. All right.

You cut. That's how you open them. Was that it'll and that's a fun way to you're supposed to reach in. She must be able to go all the way down.. You're supposed to be able to go all the way down? That slit would be easy to reach in. Supposed to go all the way down, and then you can re-wrap it with the thing it hangs. Fuck! Oh, man.

I don't want those. I don't know. Oh, look at this, look at this. Huh. Look at that. Now the problem with this, though, is I don't think I've ever gotten a packet of these and not finished it right away. Yeah. You don't save them for later. Seriously, how long have those been under there?

It was October. I thought someone was going gonna bring up gummy bears or something Didn't I say gummy? That's a gummy worms yesterday Did you really? Completely different food your different. I need you to start doing that more often Hiding shit under our seats on the on the drive up 94 to Milwaukee from Chicago There's a giant building the giant Haribou factory I guess there's a giant building, there's a giant Haribou factory I guess, there's a huge building that says Haribou and it looks very pleasing. And I want to stop there every single time I go by.

I have some very bad news for you. What happened? They do not give tours. Oh. That's not very bad news. That is very bad news. I thought you were going to say that. Why did you try?

Yeah. Why are these green? And they're called gold bears. They're strawberry flavored. They're strawberry-flavored. Why are these green? And they're called gold bears. They're strawberry flavored. And they're green. That doesn't make any sense. The Albany's factory, I think, has like a big storefront that you can go in and get like weird flavors and stuff. It's in Indiana.

Wait, so Steve, can you just knock on the door and ask for a tour? No, I tried to set up a tour with my family and then our neighbors and come to find out they don't tours. What I like actively say they don't have tours We to your rank here boo TJ. Do you like Albany's? Peach the peaches yeah mark. I love all the nice Why is that funny take one these nuts? We can we to your rank them

Can we, can we, can we tier rank them? Not the peach rings. The peach like. These are a lot. All these are like the same to me. No, no. I'm the same way. Yeah, I'm out of my depth on this one. I don't think I could properly tier these.

Frogs are top. Peach rings are top. No they're not. Yeah they are. Bad mouth feel. What? I don't want to bite into all that. Okay. Peach rings. Peach is, peach is S. Those are S. Yeah. Bad mouth feel what I don't want to bite into all that okay peach rings peaches peaches s

Those are the s yeah, yeah gummy bears They have regular gummy bears the gold bears. I don't like the cherries Isn't this the thing where you get diarrhea if you eat too many of them? the sugar-free albanese ones act as like a That's the sugar-free Albanese ones act as like a laxative if you eat too many of them because of the fake sugar. LA Bees, that's his name. He did like a five pound bag of them

and went to the hospital. Oh my God. I just realized the only. You can just keep them. The only thing I eat. Return it. The only thing I eat here is the frogs and the peaches. Oh, so that was.

You were eager to tear. I thought I ate a lot more. You just dove right in the pool. I think Trolley has a wider range of fun gummies. Trolley's got the sour worms. Sour worms. Where do blue sharks rank for you guys? I like blue sharks.

I don't eat any of this shit. Oh, well aren't you fucking special with your Patreon podcast. That's not what I said. I simply said I don't eat any of this shit And that's all I said and that's all I meant. How was your workout yesterday? I skipped it Yeah, I was here and I was here all day We tell you a motherfucking thing. I

go I We were here. I'm not complaining. This is just reality. The situation we were here last night till about we did the college football show. We I left about 10 o'clock right 10 o'clock. So I get home means I get home at 11. So I got home at 11 went to bed woke up at 430 and I woke up for there is like I don't not want to get out of bed. But all I got to do is I got to get in my car and drive for an hour and I get right back to sleep. So I got in my car, then I was just eager.

Oh man, I showered, I got ready, and I drove down and I walked in, there were no cars in the parking lot. And I walked in and I opened the door to Mostly Sports and there were people everywhere. Caitlin Walker was asleep on our mostly sports couch. There were two lumps on the floor. Casey Smith and Paige were asleep on the floor. They had a camp out in mostly sports last night. So as soon as I get here and they just start scattered there, they're just, oh my God, what time is it? I was like, that's a day ruiner. It's a day ruiner. Holy shit. They spent the night there? They spent the night there.

They slept in our studio, yeah. Yeah, that'd be one of the last. And Brandon couldn't get a 6 AM nap. I couldn't get my 6 AM nap. I'm 5 45. I did offer for you to stay at my house. And I declined because I had to go home and get a jersey. Wrongly.

Oh, is that why? Yeah, it was Thursday. Oh, you said it was something with your kid. Well, it was something with my kid. I didn't want to say that out loud. Oh. Well, you had to get, yeah, he makes breakfast. it was something with my kid. I didn't want to say that out loud. Oh. Well, yeah, he makes breakfast. Yeah, I have a moment.

You don't even pay him. I have a moment with that kid every morning where me and him are the only two up. So I like that. That is nice. So I went home for that. That's a nice moment. But I did offer.

Are you ever like, oh, man, I could use an energy boost? Yeah, all the time. But you still won't even consider coffee? No, I don't. Just not a coffee guy. I don't like hot drinks. Well, Brandon, coffee's cold. Yeah, but it's still coffee.

Maybe just caffeine. I think it could help. So it sounds like you just don't like coffee. Not to put on for a company that I don't know if we're. They sponsor us. We don't have an ad for them today. But these little caffeine shots we have in here are fantastic. So you do do caffeine?

Yeah, I'll do those. What about coffee, then? I don't like hot drinks. But you just said you can have it cold. It doesn't taste good. So it's not the hot drink, it's the coffee. No, it's the hot drink, which stopped me from ever wanting to have coffee in the first place.

Whenever I tried cold, oh it's cold now? I'll try it. It tastes like coffee and I don't like coffee. So it's both. I don't like hot drinks and I don't like coffee. If you add those two things together, coffee's really got a big road ahead of it. I'm actually mad for you because that is, so did you get your nap? Well, I didn't want to bring this up either. Uh oh. Oh no. I'm actually mad for you because that is so did you get your nap?

Well, I didn't want to bring this up either oh But I finally got to sleep finally got him out of there got to sleep by 630 at 730 the door opens and It's fucking tate because the mark Titus show is recording with tate at 8 o'clock wait Wait, Titus, you have another podcast. That's fucked up. It's pretty fucked. It's pretty fucked up. It's pretty fucked. It's really fucked. How could you? Yeah. Why don't we just make a bedroom? I don't know why there's not a bedroom. We'll just say that upstairs. There used to be. There used to be a nice air mattress up there and then Paige kept letting him get rid of it. Every time we,

we brought in, we had the, the upfront right yeah we had a bunch of advertisers here and they took it out because they didn't want the advertisers to see it why not yeah just don't let them in that room Casey kind of being sleeping here I guess but why Caitlin's apartment is four minutes away I know why would they they were having fun they were having a fun so what I heard was there were multiple bottles of wine. They ran the gauntlet at 1 AM. Nobody watched that? Well, we do have a way of watching.

Casey said they ran the gauntlet at 1 AM. I don't know if it was exactly 1 AM. Wow. And then EJ, get that. Release the tapes. Mostly sports. One of the last studios I'd probably picked to sleep in. No, it's very dark.

It's tremendously dark. Like the VIP lounge upstairs, there's a couch. That would be the one. Not dark enough. Really? The upstairs anus and those ones are good too? Yep. Yeah, it's like I got notes on every room

I sleep in this office. I do. You need an interior room. You need an interior room. Yeah. Yeah, the middle one upstairs next to anus. That's a good one. The problem with our studios it's right by the entrance and I think it's pretty inviting to just pop like you'll catch mincy taking phone calls in there

every so often like people just use it as like a I'm going to step aside out of the fray going on in the front room. Right. I'm just going to dip into the mostly sports studio. Our door will be closed. We open it, and Mincy is just on a personal phone. Yeah. We need a retina scan for that studio. Yeah, you should get fingerprints. Yeah, we get fingerprints and retina scans.

Retina scan. And you're one of the first shows to go live every morning. So if you're sleeping in there, you know you're going to have to wake up early. Yeah, that's true. We're the only one. We're going to be here.

Yeah. I'm sorry, Brandon. That would ruin my day. Yeah. And my day consisted of waking up before in the morning and trying to take a nap at 6.30. So did you wake them all up? Woke them up and kicked them out, yeah.

Two of them. Casey went back to sleep. But yeah. No Sharpie on the face. No nothing. Man. Did they look comfortable? Yeah, they did.

It's a comfortable room. Because see, our studio gets too warm during the day. But at night when you're trying to sleep, it's just dark and perfect. Shit. I just wouldn't mind going to sleep in there right now. So are you cranky? I'm not cranky. I don't really appreciate you sleep in there right now. So you cranky? I'm not cranky.

I don't really appreciate you telling people I'm cranky. It's kind of stupid that you said I was cranky. Grumpy? I'm not grumpy. I'm not fucking grumpy. So get that out of your fucking head. Grumpy monkey. But I can't stay at your house.

Why? Because. I'm ten minutes away. Yeah. And I have a bed and a bedroom. I just that ain't that ain't me. All right. Well, I have clothes. It's Jersey. I mean, Jersey's you got laying around. I don't think I have any. That's pretty shocking. I might know I don't think you would have accrued Jersey

through the year. They're all probably here. I don't really have them. I could have brought you Jersey. I don't. It's like you would have accrued jerseys through the year. They're all probably here. I don't really have them. I could have brought you a jersey. I don't. Hey, what a buddy. I don't want to. Jay, what's the best jersey you got? I got some pretty good ones.

It's the number one goats. Do you have any two X's? I got some ones that can fit you, some bigger football ones. I have a Matumbo. Warwood Nuggets one. Warwood Matumbo last week. Larry Johnson UNLV you'd like.

Oh, that's a good to get that is a good one but i'll just say lindsey stop saying about loud because there's no surprise about it but i don't know yet they will have a funeral and i can bring on jeremy lim would look good but johnson you know he would look great that would look great the great what's the uh... mobile x sure Everyone loves to fuck. Yeah, you can cut it in this one. I checked this one. But why

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Wanton, Don, Hannah, Mincy, Megan, Making Money, Rudy, Hinkle, PFT, Danny, Jack McCarthy, Re-evaluate Later, Anikas on the Injured Reserve, and Tom Lay. Tate suggested maybe doing a stool streams this roster versus all of the cuts Like a tackle football game no pads I like that a lot. We got to do that. I have Gruden watch the tape I want to do with point fives on the table. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's okay. That's next level Yeah, that's what I want that's okay that's next level yeah that's what I

want to do it's next level Wow but wait so when you close your eyes the person says their number and then a point five is that what we're doing so how we're gonna present this we got to get the booth involved because we need you need more data points yeah yeah if you guys can point five level I feel you guys could gesture out a 0.5. OK, fair enough. All right, so, KB, you going to close your eyes? But they're not necessarily going to do a 0.5.

Why are you looking at me like you want to kiss? OK, you got to close your eyes. Somebody suggested the chat could also close their eyes and play along at home. Yeah, chat, close your eyes. Close your eyes. Everyone close your eyes. Kate, say the number of gold. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Everyone close your eyes. Kate, say the number. Are you done? Are you close your eyes?

Close your eyes? All right. Your eyes are closed. Keep them closed. OK. Don't. OK. Yeah.

OK. Got it. Everyone got it? Yes. Everyone got it? Wait, no. Che, you're not supposed to have your eyes closed. Why are your eyes closed?

What the fuck? I said close your eyes. Keep your eyes closed, KB. No, KB's the only one no we said oh okay look at me okay all right got it I know you guys are gonna use the point five now that it's on the table not necessarily okay okay Danny or Kate Kind of poker face was I think you should also I think we should also be that you can you could obviously use every data Point both in this room and the booth But if you guess it and you get it right then like it'd be like if you go and you only needed to yeah

You use as many as you need. That's like oh, that's yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay All right, Danny a girl's name based on sexiness Veronica oh that is high. Oh, wow. Okay, Brandon, a reason your wife is mad at you based on how valid that would be for her to be mad. that. I overspent slightly this weekend. So that doesn't work with Veronica. Okay, Danny doesn't like it. Big Cat.

An appetizer. Good question. Really good question. One of my worst. No, it's a good question. Really good question. One of my worst. No, it's a good question. That was a really good question. The big pretzel. The giant jumbo

These are all over the way all Danny's was high yours was low yours is in the middle Hmm, so who do you trust? You can't lie you got to go off your own a pill. I agree with you I think there's been some bad answers. I think you misread one of them. I think you've been given some bad answers. Okay, wow. We gotta just...

So it's like who do you think has the best ability to give a good answer? Think Mark does. Okay, something... A thief comes to your house, robs it. The item that would, this is how mad, how upset you are that this item was stolen. Okay, okay. So I'm giving you the item that was stolen. Yeah, this is good, KB's good at these questions. Oh, man, that one's hard. I'm trying to think of shit that.

My Apple watch. Okay. God damn you guys, this is so tough. Kate, female fashion accessory, how slutty is it? Or based on how slutty it is. So like ten being the slutty-est? Yeah. Female fashion accessory.

Don't say remember, don't say remember. I'm not gonna say that. Hang on, I'm ready to speak. being the sluttiest yeah female fashion accessory a soft pink velour scrunchie worn on the wrist that's really good that's a whore move all Alright. So I'm just... I'm gonna try to guess. You can still use the clue if you want, but where's your head at right now? I'm gonna stick with Brandon's pick of

overspent a little bit. That's really low. Unless your wife's a miser. Okay, I'll say. You wanna change? No, you want to change no you're not allowed change you got to stick with what you I think you would love the jumbo pretzel guy like me it's average Apple watch you got money that wouldn't really bother you that much

much Are we dealing with a 3.5 here a final answer Go to the booth I'm not where you had Veronica Veronica. I will just seal the deal che. Give me a quarterback real quick Mmm I'm gonna go with that. Joe Flacco. Current Joe Flacco. That's pretty good. Current Joe Flacco. I haven't been watching. I think he's had a couple good games. But he's probably not good. I like the 3.5 again. Final answer. 3.5. You should trust me. You should trust me. Danny fucked you. Danny fucked you. That's a sexy ass name.

Veronica. You should have said Rachel or something. I apologize. I have my own bias with Veronica's I guess I'll take it out of a 5.5. I Gave you the best answer the big pretzels of 5.5 every time. I Those are great answers Kate and mark a great answer on the jumbo pretzel I think Veronica's sexier. Yeah, it is not a reason to be mad at your husband Yeah, that's that's pretty low yours was barely over spare. You should you said barely you should have said slightly you're slightly That's that was a five and a half man. It was that's on me man. I should have been able to know it's on me I take full kind of fucked it up I take full account. He fucked it up Veronica fucked it up that was that was

Rachel was there dead on arrival Veronica. It was dead. You had no shot Veronica. No, sir That was a Rachel or Rebecca like any like there's so many that's a woman walks in here. Hi. I'm Veronica. Yeah I'm taking my dick out right there. You're right. You're right I can't do anything else. I I've known some bad Veronica's I let it alter my judgment Veronica's you know I Worked for Veronica. Oh, that'll do it Veronica Vaughn She's one piece ass Monica yeah, all right you didn't get it so you go again. No, I'm not gonna go again

You're so good at asking the questions. Okay, you're good question that These jumbo pretzels higher than five and a half two oh You got it you got it. Yeah, okay Good. I like that Good number You got it. You got it. Yeah. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was good. I like that. Good number. Mm, mm.

Don't look yet. I'm not getting this. That's the number. Oh! Count. Oh, okay. Jesus Christ. Okay.

I got it. Are we good? We got it. Yep. All right. All right. Kate, give me a vegetable. Ooh.

Can I say how it's done or just like straight up vegetable? Just give me a vegetable. OK. You could say how it's done if you want, but give me a vegetable. No, don't say don't say I was done. OK. Asparagus. Asparagus.

Titus, give me a ideal male height. Ten being the ideal male height, 0 being the worst. I mean, 6' 2". OK. KB, give me a vacation destination. Lisbon, Portugal. Okay. Brandon, give me a college football program currently

Texas okay Danny give me a current Chicago athlete DJ more che give me a car. asparagus 6 to Lisbon, Texas. G Wagon. G Wagon. What do you what to describe each and how you think they they are I'm thinking it's I don't like asparagus but I think Kate's one of those freaks that likes to smell her pee be weird 6 2 is the ideal male height maybe 6 3 but it's very high up there Lisbon's a beautiful place Texas having a great year DJ Moore's a little tricky because DJ Moore is very good, but he's also been very pouty this year. G Wagon, I don't even know what

a G Wagon is. What is a G Wagon? Mercedes. Oh, it's the best Mercedes. She's looking. All right. So then I was thinking 8.5, but I'm not answering that yet. Oh. Yeah. Oh Hmm oh Asparagus is throwing me off today. It feels a lot more serious play I'm like disappointed in my mistakes have never been higher shame We want him to get it right right no no I mean we all right well yeah, I'm playing together final answer final answer eight flat I Would have went to dedicate

It's DJ more to spare I. I mean, Texas is right. Texas is right. 6'2 is nine. Lisbon's nine. G-Wag is nine. DJ Moore's a seven. And asparagus is a five. Who's a nine?

Yeah, asparagus is a nine. My dad says it. Asparagus ain't no nine. He says it's the king of the vegetables. You could count it. Count of the guard would have been a nine. I would almost say that. A grill of asparagus with some butter

Is nice and crispy at the top you crunch you crunch. It's just straight up We didn't miss yesterday we're over so bad what would a nine vegetable be Yeah, it was a ten even if you said like you said I would have been like, oh, that's a seven. Corn. Corn, yeah. Corn. No, but you guys are making me say it's straight up just by itself.

Yet not asparagus. But he could have done the work himself with corn. Asparagus is trash. But I also kind of figured out that you're a weirdo. So I. Right. The DJ Morse threw me off because I just said that I would have traded him so I right the DJ more threw me off cuz I'm like I mean I just said that I would have traded I stink at this game yeah that's what it

would have really fucked me up no gee you guys all nailed it gee even G wagon nailed it fuck it's got you got to basically be consistently everyone's got to get it within like one to get it right yeah that was yeah shit I'm horrible performances let's go this is a fun game everyone all the chat to get it right. Yeah. That was, yeah. Shit. Fuck. Horrible performances. Let's go. This is a fun game. Everyone, all the chat, close your eyes. Oh no.

Oh, that's them playing drunk. Oh no. Where's she going? What if they just start kissing? That'd be crazy. Hey, she hit it. What? First try.

She didn't... she... I love that one. They started... So this is them at one o'clock at night. Oh, that was nice. Who is... Oh, is that Paige? They're doing it together?

This is wholesome. Yeah, it is. I like this. Paige and Caitlin are the only two people who can do this. Because I know that they would clean it up exactly how it was. Oh it was clean. You couldn't tell. Yeah. That's very funny.

And shortly after they went and passed out in my...in our studio. Oh look, do we have a video of that? That's probably where they kissed passed out in my in our studio. Oh look to video that that's probably where they kissed. We're gonna need that. Just. Oh all right Brandon you're up. Eyes are closed. We're gonna do it so we get we'll get one. All right. Okay. Okay. It's good. Yep. Do I have to start on the end? No, you don't start on the end. I would say do not start on the end. Mark Titus. Yes. Do not start on the end. Hit me. Give me a Mexican dish. Yes, I'm not start on the end. Hit me. Give me a Mexican dish. Shit. Damn good question.

Yeah. Oh man, I'm not well versed in Mexican dishes. So that tells me it's not a very high one. Um. Uh. I guess I would say burrito. Burrito. That didn't get me. I feel good about that. A burrito? Does that feel right?

Yep. I feel really good about that. A burrito. Yep. KB. Give me an American body of water. Good question. Wow. These are really good questions. Lake Champlain in northern Vermont. I'm going to go with the Okay. Dan, give me a wrestling tag team. Oh man.

Oh man. I'm so nervous. nervous. X pock and Kane. So I don't think they're very high, but I think you loved them. I know that you loved them. So that's that's you've you've. Well, that's your expertise. You can't ask someone else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a hard question. Give me a sitcom. Danny. This also feels like your expertise. Yeah.

You're going to have a more critical eye on this. You can't ask someone else's expertise. You're screwing yourself. Hey, he took a cancer trip to the office. Okay. But you got to ask. Like asking Che his car. Like Che doesn't know cars.

He's just going to give you what he thinks is Danny you need to pull through here. I know this is a legacy pick for you I know by far like the everything's on the line here everything All right, let me fucking think I'm gonna go with Shameless that's just not a sitcom there's some comedy in there you think about Lake Champlain that was fun I should have given you something Kate let me clarify this he needs you to really come through here

okay give me a body part. Ooh. There we go. I like that. That's a good question. I have a better. I have a twist this game I think will be better for the audience. Yeah, we need to spice it up.

I got a way to do this. I think it's going to be way better. Mouth. Wow. Wow. Oh, no. Oh, no. mouth wow wow no oh no why did it get so hard mouth why yesterday we're good plane what happened yesterday we were so good we're all fucking hey we suck Stephen my world't have brought the half points. Steven. Give me a current.

We keep doing NBA player. NFL players. Give me a current NBA player. Burrito. Mouth. Lake. Lake's not playing. OG Ananobe. Okay, so that lowered. Good defensive player. What are you thinking for each one?

All right. Mouth could be anywhere because mouth does a lot and is very functional. Can even assist in pleasure, but is also quite disgusting. Burrito. Titus could only think of four Mexican dishes and it's his least favorite one. I don't know Lake Champlain. Can you next block again not a great tag team you loved them you did not name a sitcom and OG Ananobe. 4.5

Oh 7! We're missing by a lot like Champlain just does sorry What is seven body on Lake Michigan? That I don't know how you judge water. I think Lake me I think like Michigan is like a seven. What is it ten or a nine? The Atlantic Ocean Pacific Ocean Lake Tahoe's is a big nine. Yeah, that's up there. Yeah, okay Bring a burrito bur Yeah. That's up there. Yeah. Okay. Bring a burrito burritos. Perfect. That's good. That's good. That's a seven. Right. So this

is how we got to play. So it's better for the audience. Danny you leave right now. Yeah. Come back. Leave and go to a room and then text us one two three four five six questions and we'll debate the questions and come up with the best answers because that's the fun part for the audience is the baby right and then when you come back we'll give you all the answers with the number okay I think this works way better all right because the debate is the best part yeah I got a piss I got a p2 we come up with the number now you know he's gonna yeah, we come up with number now. Oh, yeah boy all right check you do the high noon ad read Yes

Yeah, because like us debating hot names and stuff that takes too long to bond the riffing of the yak yeah, yeah And we would have shot Veronica down immediately immediately I mean that was tough It's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized long games behind because high noon end zone pack is here It includes limited edition fan faves pear cranberry along with black cherry and grapefruit the high noon end zone pack is a fall Exclusive with which means it's here for a good time not a long time visit high noon spirits calm Before your next tailgate to find a pack near you. The pair is the goat. Get the pair. Alright, what do what do we want for the number? Well, um this feels like it needs to be

lower. The more extreme, the easier I would imagine. Yeah, so should we go four? So, middle. She's just straight five. Straight middle. Did five and a half or? Um we could do straight five. Should we try it? Yeah, let's try one back. Straight five. Yeah, straight five. Did five and a half or? We could do straight five. Should we try it? Yeah, let's try straight five. Straight five. Yeah, straight five.

I like five. Yeah. Yeah. He's gonna text me the questions. They're banging, what are they banging? Yeah, Veronica was a crazy answer. So was asparagus. What would you guys rank asparagus?

I would rank it a five, but I think a lot of people do love it when it's grilled and there's like Parmesan cheese on it. I feel like asparagus even at its best, like a nice thing. I agree. I was just like a six. I agree. That's like, yeah, and if you were doing, yeah, like a potato, what was the number I had?

Nine, yeah, that's a potato. Yeah. That's a potato. Well, the problem is after? Nine. Yeah, that's a potato. Yeah, that's well, problem is, after corn's nine, after a potato, there's a huge drop off for it could be anything. Yeah. But certainly anybody that would say asparagus is a fucking idiot. Yeah. And Veronica is just as dumb. Veronica was a terrible answer. I thought you were coming over here to hit me. To what?

To like. A punch you in the dick? Yes. I should. You said asparagus and that was just it. Okay, fill me in. So fucking, huh? Oh, the number is five.

Okay. We're going dead in the middle. All right. Dead in the middle, right? Yeah, I love it. Did he send the questions yet? No. Okay. You also, right yeah I love it did he send the questions yet no okay you also will hear

your thoughts you're a valued member of this I said we'll hear your thoughts you have a voice you think we're saying we're saying we will hear you. We'll hear your thoughts. I shouldn't have said it that way. But I did say the numbers five. All right. And we will hear Kate's thoughts. Don't worry. You're fine. Take them into account. Okay, Danny Texas. Pretty good. The weird part is their strawberry green. Yeah, you're right. And they of those. They're pretty good. You can see the strawberry. The weird part is they're strawberry.

This is green, yeah, you're right. And they're green. They're undeniably strawberry. They taste like the stem. And they're equally as undeniably green. Undeniably green as well, yeah. John Gruden just carries his bag everywhere. It's very funny.

He just drops it wherever. Drops it wherever he was. Dave showed me a picture last night. They were at the airport. It was a private airport. And he went to take a piss when he showed up. He literally dropped it in the middle of the hallway. At the airport?

Yeah. It was a private airport, but he still walked in, dropped it, and then went and took a piss. That's a doer. Yeah. He's a go-getter. He gets up at 430 in the morning. All right, we've got the question.

All right, here we go. All right. All right, here we go. All right. All right. Brand of water. Well, that's hard to answer. OK. That's such a stu- He's eat- A brand of water? Like, Dasani?

So Dasani is, I think, is lower. You think Dasani's lower? Way low. That's one of the- Unless they sponsor us in some way. They don't. Body armor's a 10. What's like an outcast? they sponsor us in some way. They don't. Body armor's a 10.

Yeah, body armor's a 10. Mountain, what is the- BG? No. He's high. He's high. Poland Springs? It might be Desani.

Poland Springs? I think we go with Desani. But Desani, I think people think that's one of the worst. OK. So what? I like Poland. Just an average, like Poland Springs. Yes.

That's like the most average. All right. Side dish at a steakhouse. Creamed spinach. Shoes, potatoes, mushrooms, the sauteed mushrooms. Yeah, I that's I think cream spinach is good as well. I'm spinach is good. Creams I would eat it, but I wouldn't be excited about it.

Write these down on. Yeah, Sony. Well, Hon. Yeah. Dasani. No, not Dasani. Poland Springs. Poland Springs. What's the next one? Creamed spinach. OK.

The next question is a water animal. Salmon. Creamed spinach. OK. Right in the middle there? Yeah, it's not on the level of a shark or a whale. No. But very good to eat.

Yeah, and you do like what? Lo would be like a jellyfish. Yeah. Seahorse maybe. Starfish. Salmon and you do like what? Low would be like a jellyfish. Yeah. Seahorse maybe. Starfish. Salmon. What about a bass? What's like a real average?

Yeah, like a bass. Like a bluegill. A bass or a salmon? A largemouth bass. A bass. A largemouth bass. Largemouth bass. But fishermen might think that high.

We might need to go salmon, because I think we should go largemouth. I don't even think we should go largemouth. Largemouth makes it like a seven. Bass is just a seven. Don't say largemouth. OK, got it, got it. Bass is your most like a say in there with 5.5 Yeah, sure a day of the week

I should point out Chilean sea basses typically like one of them, but I didn't say Chilean I just said a fast in the bass family. No yeah, but but we're going Fiver a day of the week when trout salmon might be safer on five Tuesday. Salmon might be safer on five. Tuesday or Wednesday? Is Wednesday? Yeah, Wednesday. Yeah, it's the middle. Yeah. Tuesday's more of a five. Wednesday is a five.

Yeah. A douchey male first name, ten being the doucheyest. Okay, so not that... Brian. Brandon or Kyle? Kyle's high. Come on, Kate. Brian?

Brian is good. Brian's right in the middle. Ah, is it douchey, though? Brian with a Y. I don't think Brian is douchey. Brian with a Y. Brian with a in the middle. Is it douchey the Brian with I don't Brian is do Brian with a Y Brian with oh, okay. Yeah now BR y Austin. That's douchey Dylan Bill douchey. I think Brian is down the line with a Y though. That could be like a straight shooter No, Brian Brian Stevens not but Brian with a Y because I think IA is very, like a two. How about Jeff?

Tom with an H? No. Jeff does something to my brain, but I don't know if it's a douche alarm. Brian. I like Brian. Brian with a Y. Very much, yeah.

With a Y, though. With a Y. With a Y. Did we say that? Yeah, I think you say Brian with a Y. Because don't you guys agree, Brian IA is like a normal name? No, I think Brian and Brian are. We're going for normal, aren't we?

We're going for five. Five. We're for average. I think Brian, like, is the, but it's one to 10 douche. I think if we say with a Y, it's going to get cute. It's a little too cute. All right, so we'll just say we're going to cute. Brian.

Yeah. A piece of furniture. OK. A night table? A dresser? A desk? A school desk? People, school desk? Or a desk? They associate that with bad.

A nightstand's good. A nightstand's pretty good. Convenient, but not talked about. Very average. Right. It does a pretty good purpose, but it's also not something you're doing anything special with. Nightstand.

Let's go nightstand. I got them. Yeah. So we have a brand of water, which is Poland Springs, a side dish that's cream spinach, does this all seem low at all? I don't think it seems low. A water animal, a bass, a day of the week Wednesday, a douchey male first name Brian and a piece of furniture, night table.

I think those are all fives. Isn't cream spinach almost like an auto order for a group? People might think cream spinach is higher What motherfucking group you you eat? He might be right? Is higher than five you think some people think it's delicious fries no Okay, so yeah, that's way a time. Oh, what about a baked potato? I? Think that's a good five Potato feels like a five yeah because like you mash is obviously better fries are better

All right got baked potato. Okay Bring him in we're overthinking it. Yeah, this is I don't feel good about this Yeah, cuz like I want I think it was a good fix. I still think it should be salmon I do you want to change it could maybe be salmon All right, fine. We're changing salmon. Alright fine we're changing it. Yeah I trust Kate. I'm changing it just because I hope that that fucks the whole thing. Kate it's all on you. Yeah okay Danny. Because when we said your voice would be heard we were actually lying. Yeah all right Danny are you ready? Here we go.

Danny, do you want to, how about you say what you think each is? A brand of water. No, when we say it, say what number you think it is. Okay. Yeah. And then work it out. Yeah, yeah. All right. So you say the question, I'll say the answer. Danny, you asked us a brand of water. Poland Springs. Mmm. Your second question was a side dish at a steakhouse. Baked potato.

This is high. A water animal. Salmon. Oh, this is lower. A day of the week. Wednesday. slower a day of the week Wednesday a douchey male first name Brian and a piece of furniture nightstand Danny what is that number what's going through your head? Kind of teetering around 6.5 ish. But salmon is pretty low water animal.

Unless you're talking about eating it. Baked potato almost makes me want to go a little higher. I Pull in Springs Okay, I am gonna go with Six point oh 6.0. So close. What was it? Five. What if it would have been bass?

Yeah, what if it had been bass? Instead of salmon? What would you have said? Ooh. A salmon was lowering it. Yeah, what about this? What if it had been cream spinach instead of baked potato? Cream spinach and bass.

Cream spinach. Is lower higher than a baked potato? I think it might be a little higher, just because it's more luxurious. So it was the salmon thing that fucked you up. Yeah. The salmon fucked us up. What the hell?

We were pretty close. Yes. I'm bad at this game too, Kate. Don't worry. We were pretty close. Man, I wasn't even thinking. Wednesday should have been the big one. Wednesday should have been a tell like Wednesday's a five. Yeah or lower. Yeah. What would you put Tuesday at Tuesday's at four Mondays a one and then

third Thursday's seven. Yeah I mean I love Thursdays. Yeah, Friday's 10 eating a have not. Oh, I think Friday's gonna work though. Saturday's the 10th Saturday's the 10th Saturday's the 10th Friday's the nine Sundays non football season. It's like a six football season is the 10th. Maybe we've been horrible. Yeah, this is a bad show. None of us were even.5 away. I do think that was the better way to do it though. Definitely. Is Nick the glue I guess?

Is that what we're learning Nick? We need Nick here. Could have spared me a lot of embarrassment if we all talked about it beforehand. Yeah. Alright well let's spin the wheel. You're out tomorrow KB? Yeah I'm out. Okay.

Where you going? Morgantown. Oh nice. You guys doing a comedy show there? No, we do like this tailgate video series. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll be sick. Yeah, it'll be fun.

Che is playing against Big Cat in basketball. Oh, yeah. So what are the rules in that? Each of you get a ball, and you're shooting on opposite hoops. First player to score 21 points wins a bonus bet on an NBA same game parlay tomorrow night. And there's a spot on the court for each of you

to instantly double your point total. So if you want to get to 10 and then shoot from there, then you would jump to 20. Oh, do you have to get exactly 21? Yes. So you have to shoot free throws? If you get, if you went 10 to 20, you'd have to shoot a free throw?

Yes, Jack McCarthy, I think it's twos and threes. Got it. Tricky. Are you nervous? No. The DK spot is the double up spot. A little nervous. Because it's against Steven, and there's

a lot to lose if you lose. Yeah, that part sucks. All right, yeah, let's spin the wheel. Oh boy. No. No. Oh my god. No.

Just in time. No. Oh man. What is this, the third time in three weeks? Yeah. This is bad. I hate it for him, but we gotta put third time in three weeks? Yeah. I hate it for him, but we gotta put Gruden on the wheel. Yeah. I hate it for him, but he's gotta be on it.

Oh man. Well, it's the office wheel, so he's gotta be on the full office wheel. Yeah. Yeah. I just told Connor and White Sox Dave to come in the YAK. Does Dave pick the restaurant? Is he the one who gets to pick? I believe so.

He has been. Oh, man. Connor? Good news. Well it doesn't have to be tonight because the Eagles... No, you could go before. Yeah, you could go at 5 o'clock. Is White Sox Steve here? I don't know. The main thing is I want to make sure that we're getting all the group and stuff out on social after this is over.

So I'll bang that out and then... Okay. We could go after him. I mean it's crazy we've hit this three times in his hey hey couple weeks yeah the excitement level one through ten Connor uh I'd say it's uh we're not still playing the game are we the way I'd say it's like an eight. OK. I'd say this is good. Yeah.

You got, you free tonight? No, I'm not. We got plans tonight, streaming plans. What are you guys streaming? I don't know, something with Rudy. You don't know. What time? I think 7.

OK. You should go at 5. I can't go tonight. If we're doing something. It's got to be tomorrow or else Otherwise tomorrow night free tomorrow or else otherwise or actually We'll figure something out what's what's the understanding I could do pretty much whenever Okay, yeah, we'll see who's going with you guys all right I guess that person has a say in it as well. I haven't gotten compensated for the last dinner just so we know what Birds nest I'll hit you up. I expensed it okay, then you're fine. Yeah, it'll be so you

Were you about to accept another one? I will be compensated, but I'm saying... When are we getting paid again? Tomorrow? You'll get compensated? I think what you're saying is that the more we do this, the more it gets stacked up, and yes, we'll get paid back eventually. Exactly, that is what I'm saying. Thank you, Connor. Good friend. He's paying a lot of money, yeah. In the meantime, his bank account is hurting. A little bit. I mean, if we're going to be doing this once a week, that's 500 bucks.

I'll pay for it. I will pay for it. I understand, I understand. I'm just saying. Well, it just seems like you're a little standoffish right now. I'm not. Well, my question is, are any of you guys

gonna come on this? Well, we're on the wheel. We'll see. Yeah, I understand that, but okay. Yeah, we're on the wheel. All right, I'd love to have you guys come along as well. Yeah, Groot is on the wheel.

I do have to take something back though. I was completely incorrect about the size of bird's nest wings. They're very average. Maybe even a little more Yeah, that's where I can that's right not even close to buff. Joe's. No, they're not I was way wrong there I don't I don't know how I big man to say that I got that. Yeah, okay Spin it Oh my god. Oh my god. That's a great tree. That's a great tree. Oh, that's good. Okay. So when do we give him to you gave me till Monday last time. I think I can do that. Okay. Last time was on a Friday, right? Yeah. The wheel. Yeah. Yeah, it time. I think I can do that. Okay. Last time was on a Friday, right?

Yeah. The wheel? Yeah. Yeah, it was, I believe. I can give it to him Monday. Monday's fine. Two business days? Yeah, we can do Monday. I'll check with Annika. I think she's on the stairs. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Okay. Do you have a spot you want to hit? Oh. Now the ball's in my court. I'll think of something. Okay.

Yeah. Love that. Cool. All right. Great. We're having a time. Yeah, love that cool. All right great. We're having a time We'll get it. I think actually our relationship is stayed pretty much the exact same Well, we rarely see each other around the office that is true that is true But um the camaraderie when we have had these dinners is that's great short of pleasant. Yeah, yeah All right, okay, so I really want It's great. Short of pleasant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. OK. So I really want it to land on Brandon soon though.

Yeah. All right. See you guys tomorrow. Why are you wearing a bear shirt? It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak!

It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Yeah Have a good one Hope hope we get a big dub for our birds tonight. Let's fucking go boys

Love those birds. All right. Love you guys. Bye