The Yak - Jon Gruden Runs a Tight Ship for Barstool's Flag Football Team | The Yak 12-19-24

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

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Did it again? Dammit He came back this morning because he left his wallet or keys or something he's been in there for like an hour This morning because he left his wallet or keys or something. He's been in there for like an hour Again oh no oh no Nick let he's back for day two Not by choice He's becoming powerful That would have been bad Show. What's up?

Hey, what's up? That would have been bad. Oh, man. We stopped that before it got too strong. Before it became. Oh my god. Oh man, so yeah, Nick Coletti's back today. Anybody hungover? Yeah, we taped our Christmas special last night.

Uh-huh. Yeah, a little bit. Three hours, 15 minutes. I was three hours 15 minutes It's a Nick Coletti's back by the way his his I still a couple seats for his show tonight in Chicago Can we get the link? We'll put it up in the chat Yeah What is it Nick Coletti calm? That was that was perfect. You were about to become the Hulk. Yeah, some spider bit me back there.

It was really weird. Yeah, we did our Christmas special last night. No spoilers, but I think... Is there Sangria just all over that? I'm a spill guy. Always have been. You weren't the only one. I spilled.

There was multiple spills of the Sangria. I was the only one. I spilled. You spilled? There was multiple spills of the sangria. That was the only one that got spilled. I went out to take my kids to school this morning and I looked at my fence and I was like, oh yeah, I guess I took all the decorations and then when I got out of the Uber last night, I just decorated my fence. You did that last night? In the darkness.

You took all the decorations from the studio? A lot, my fence is bedazzled with decorations. I heard you asked for it, They were going to throw it away. You said, what are you going to do with it? They said, throw it away. You said, I'm going to take it and put it on my fence. I didn't know you meant you were going to put it on your fence last night. Immediately.

I guess I did. That happened close to midnight. I would love to see my neighbor's camera, like their ring camera, because I was like, I guess. I don't know. I don't know how much I drank, but I know I woke up this morning with the anxiety that I felt after the case race. I'm like, shit, what did I say? the case race. Shit, what did I say?

Yeah. What did I do? Yeah. You said fuck Christmas, dude. I said fuck Christmas. Yeah, you said fuck Christmas. Was I annoying as hell? Those thoughts that go through your head.

It's one of those ones you just don't watch. It's weird, because I didn't have any regrets at all. None? None, whatsoever. You're a hot body. I was fine. Not even a little one? A very little one? Not even a very little one? Not even a tiny little dirty dirty one. No. He saw you naked. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm okay with it. Yeah. Tomorrow is our Christmas

special. Uh Nick you're back day two. Yes. Thank you for coming back. It was awesome having you. Thank you for having me. I have bad news what I've told everyone else this but I I was alerted to something yesterday afternoon. It was Heartbreaking what? Not only did Ed Brown kill himself by jumping off a building, but I guess he had another brother Who then jumped off the same building like six months later? Oh god yeah we've lost a couple Browns that's it's like a kind of a horrific that's awful yeah they're in Davy Jones locker now yeah yeah that's that's really sad I couldn't get it brown my my head yesterday. Do you want to apologize for the pirate jokes now? I'm sorry

There it is all right Beautiful yeah, I got some full stats on a really sorry I got some full facts on the brown and brown stuff I put on the prep sheet all right drop it on us the eye patch Was necessary it was an accident The eye patch was necessary. It was an accident It was necessary Oh, okay I thought it was a costume Wow

I thought he wore it for style Good facts The eye patch was necessary You must have done a lot of research Actually, it was not temporary It was, he had it pretty much his whole life He was wrestling with one of his brothers when he was younger His eye hit the corner of a coffee table. Oh.

The source I spoke to saw him without it once and it was horrific. Oh. Wait, you spoke to a source that knows them? I DM'd with a person that worked in their office for several years. Wow. Okay. More facts. So he was wrestling with his brother at like what age?

Like 30s? Young, young, young. Any? Young. And he as a child. So a lifelong eyepatch guy? A kid with an eyepatch? Yes. Funny. It's a little... It's like where's this carnival you keep going to? So Ed is the one with the eyepatch. He's the oldest of four boys. Him and his brother Dan, not twins. Oh. Okay. They found a law firm in 1993. Ed loved the attention he got around town from the infomercials and billboards

This is a little bit of a scandal but Ed had a mail-ordered bride from Ukraine. I love it who had two of his kids He kept the kids secret from his family And when they came to his in there three three and five, his family was very surprised, there was a huge scandal in the town. Wow. Wow. You're so. The travel show was on, was a news piece,

so it was on a piece of local news, KPLR 11, a local news station. Dan, the non-iPatch brother, would scout the locations and talking points for the day. The quote I got was, Ed begrudgingly followed along. Yeah, we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gotta picked up on that one. Yeah, and his death, he jumped off the 11th floor of that building, Ed. Jesus. He made a request that if anyone asked why he did that, the answer was he was sick and dying not wait over 19 related What I feel like that was a quote that you should have not put on said why?

It weren't made a request that if anyone asked why he committed suicide the answer is what he was sick and dying Yes, okay. Yeah, like he was already dying, but it wasn't COVID-19 wasn Wasn't COVID-19. This was, I think, right at the beginning of COVID. Got it. Okay. Got it. Interesting. Wow. Goes deep.

All right. Damn. Huh. I respect that. You never know. And then how many candy canes do you eat a year? Um. Less than one. Dogshit candy candy it's a lot of respect

the worst the best was eating it into like a spike yeah poking your brother with it is the worst it really there's no there's no point for it that angle is just yeah I'm gonna go ahead and stop on it's more decoration than tree candy canes are fine. I mean no they're not fine candy canes are Candy canes are good no I agree big sticks of peppermint. Yes, please yeah, but the hook it's all unnecessary. I'm not trying to suck on a hook Yeah, I don't want to suck on a hook hard to get the wrapper off, then you get your hands sticky Why are we always sucking on a weapon after that? Oh? We should do I bet you there's candy cane deaths when they're sucking on a weapon after that? We should do-

I bet you there's candy cane deaths when they're sucking and trip. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. We should put a candy cane on some fishing line. Put it out in the middle of the office. Try to catch me. Love that.

I'd walk right past. Yeah. Oh, I would probably just step on it. Yeah. Fuck candy canes. They're good crumbled up on stuff like the stands, candy cane donuts, chocolate candy canes. I hate that too. You know like, five guys has a candy cane shake now. I cane that's different. I hate that too. No like five guys has a candy cane shake now

It's fucking gross no bad rose. You're like crunching on the yeah, I don't want to You guys you guys fuck with peppermint bark though. No You could find me with patty though I fuck with patties pepp peppermint patties are elite spicy York's York's are good You don't like anything crunchy on your milkshake. You don't like cookies on the top. You don't like anything like a brownie guy. I'm a brownie guy You're ever had a poor Reese's cups Five guys has the Reese's cups milkshake. Yeah, you ever had a Portillo's cake shake haven't you need to get we should Piece yeah, I've never been but I'm just backing my guy up here. Let's go. I'm down. We can get that for you. I'll order one for you. That'd be lit. He'll order one for me too. Let's go. We could cheers.

Yeah we could. That would be hilarious. Me and you. I love cake. Love cake. I'm a big cake guy. Not birthday cake. Like pie more. I'm sorry you said I'm a big cake guy not birthday cake. Not into birthday cake. That's a wild, I'm a big cake guy not birthday cake not into birthday cake That's a wild. That's a lot of cake. What other? Ice cream cake chocolate cake can be given for birthdays. Wait those can also be birthday cakes birthdays not a flavor It is though birthday cakes There's an occasion cake with the no icing and talking about something Yeah polka dots in it or Or a coach is here. He's the man. So how should

we do this? I want him to install play, but obviously I don't want to take up the whole show. So maybe Steven goes into the gambling cave and he finds a team and they install play and then they run it for us. I'd like that. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Use. Yeah. There you go. There's a good one good players right there I didn't even see blood minute for a go Me oh even recruit a team okay Gruden will drop a play for you guys on the on the whiteboard okay?

Then you come and run the play and then Gruden will come on and break down how you guys Executed it am I a player in this? Or? Yes. OK, gotcha. All right. He's the coach. John Gruden, the coach. Got it. All right. There's some players. I think not to play with your money or anything, and I'll join you, but we should offer a cash bonus to anyone who can explain something to Steven Che the first time and not get a question. Yeah, it's not gonna happen. It's impossible. Wait, wait, Steven, come back. Nick first time and not get a question back? Yeah? It's impossible wait wait Stephen come back Nick try Ask him a question

Hey, Stephen. What what do you think the best way to make a fire would be if you didn't have like a lighter or anything? Fire probably Even the fire fire Mark he can't he we found this a long time ago Wow Yeah, if you ask him something he can't reply in just an affirmative. He just he asks a question Yeah, okay. He has some dog shit questions last night fire. Yeah fire. I don't know. Oh, that's a good one So open this fire. He sure is my swimming stroke My goal my New Year's resolution is actually to learn how to swim better so okay, so that wasn't a question

Either wasn't a necessary detail. Yeah, it's freestyle wait is that actually your news resolution. Yes. Yes, that's fine this year 2025 are you going to be doing swimming classes with your kids we go swimming Uh, 2025. Are you going to be doing swimming classes with your kids? We go swimming, uh, on Tuesdays. So I will go on the adult- It's a pool split to kids and adults. I'm gonna go on the adult side. Are you gonna have an instructor?

No. How are you gonna get better? I mean, I know how to swim, but like, as far as like, well, and for a long time, no, I'm not- So this is an endurance goal? Uh, I guess you could say that cool I mean it's your goal so you can say whatever you want yeah I mean I guess there's not like a final end product I have to do but just a

subjective I could swim for a while and that'd be cool okay I think it goggles sick I think you missed it but he said his favorite stroke was freestyle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Okay, all right go see go get your team assemble your team What's he's confused That'll be all right. What do you what are you recruiting? Are you recruiting? Hey, man? Hey, I heard you over there. Hey, man listen Listen right all right sure yeah maybe we should listen how does this work the money's not coming from your pocket hey man Dave Portnoy can do it use somebody else's money so can I are you talking to the kids who might go

to this oh I'm not talking to anybody I heard you were huh? I heard you were I'm not how many saw Not either they're in your content tampering To you have two sophomores in your phone book right now Yeah, so you've been doing some tampering knows what were you trying to get huh? Are you trying to what players you trying to get? I'm just I'm just trying to I'm just trying to get dogs That's what do you say to them? You want to be a dog? What do you say, hey, I'm Brandon Walker?

What do you say to yours? I say, hey, you want to drink some coffee? You want to make some history? Yeah. You want to make some fucking history? You want to wear a hat and make some money? Oh, yeah? Yeah.

I didn't even think of that. Yeah. Can I use that, too? Can I use cello blue coffee? You want to be hand in hand with? Can I use that too? You wanna be, can I use cell blue coffee? You wanna be hand in hand with, Can I use the Yak? Wake up Mincy as the premier sponsorship of cell blue coffee.

Mincy said like three words to me in the last two weeks. Is he out on you? I guess he hasn't yet. He might be out on me. Yeah, he doesn't fuck with you. Oh yeah. That would be awesome if he's out on you. No, he doesn't fuck with you at all anymore.

No, he's just very timid. he said you'll come crawling back. Yeah Yeah, they didn't know what he had Nick we have a guy here that fucks up everything yeah, that's pretty much the extent just one Yeah, no no we have all to pull this to an ex. We have a supreme. Yeah, this one is We have a lot of guys who fuck up stuff this guy's job is to fuck up stuff, okay? What's the worst thing you do on live? television Probably slurs

You're all caught up. Yeah mincy. That's him. Yeah. Oh wow on the right Wow Girlfriend unit. Yeah, that's his girlfriend. No, okay his wife. Oh wow good for him All right. So what are you saying to them? I'm not saying nothing. You know, I'm just saying, you know Excited that you're interested, you know For you know, just stuff. Okay, it it's great place it's a great place to play great place to get to the league great place to you know great place to be it's home yeah I'm sold yeah it's good place what's it for Mississippi State okay you do their

recruitment no I don't do anything I'm's the director of the recruitment. I'm not, I'm not. Why are you putting me on an island? You are doing the same thing I'm doing. But I'm not doing it in front of everyone's face. Is it legit? Or is it like just like, oh, okay. I don't have time. I was just walking over there because I, you know, I was checking on the soccer net. And then I happened to take a phone call. How's the soccer net doing? Soccer net's fine. Soccer net's good. You think you're going to get that soccer net to Starkville? I'm working on it.

You're working on it. I'm working on it. Nice. I'm trying to get in this game. It sounds fun. Yeah, I want to make just one kid budge. I want to make one little dude kid budge. But you want to make him go to Kent State?

Oh, baby, yeah. Here's the problem with this game. I would love for but you want to make him go to Kent State knock Baby, yeah, here's the problem with this game. I would love for you to flip a five-star to Kent Here's the problem this game this all started because Dave said he wanted to get in this game and Because Dave it has a deal with the devil they've cheated Dave said he wanted to get in this game and he would spend his money to try to get a quarterback to Michigan and then the third richest man on earth was like actually you can spend my money Dave and take all the credit and then that happened and now guys like me and Brandon get a bunch of people being like hey why haven't you spent

money to get this player it's like well we don't have the third richest man on earth why couldn't his why couldn't Larry Ellison's wife gone to Wisconsin? That's the craziest part. What's this guy's net worth? Larry Ellison, he's the inventor of Oracle. I think he's got 250 bill. Not bad. And he went to Illinois.

Oh. Oh, that's fucked. He has a wife, maybe girlfriend, 216 bill. Whoa. His wife maybe girlfriend 216 bill wife slash girlfriend Who's I don't know 30 35 years old? went to Michigan and She was like hey Larry. I want My team to be good, and he's like okay cool say less

That's it. He didn't even go to Michigan, and it's his girlfriend. Oh, yeah, he's got to be sucking him Hard he owns one of the Hawaiian Islands. He owns Six ladies click on that island. Let me watch that shit. How is that's oh? Fuck he owns that there's shit going on. That's not a great. Allen. What's the pop of it? It's the pineapple. I like a spleen Or South Carolina we go can we go Google Maps it? What do you have any people? explain or South Carolina we go can we go Google Maps it People 3300 owners 98% Larry Ellison 2% the state of Hawaii that's crazy. Can you do you go down to like culture and

That's interesting. It's lanai. I've heard of that. Is that a brand? Lakai it's a patio isn't it going out on the line. I Lahaina is Maybe what you've heard of that is that a brand Lacai it's a patio isn't it going out on the line. I Lajina is Maybe what you've heard of Yeah, maybe that house never heard of a bar in San Diego Can we Google Maps it So do these people all like live on his property it sounds like it Looks really cool like the mayor of the island then or how does that work is there one road two three two beautiful oh my god wait that does not look like why Indiana oh that looks if he install those trees

okay would you best why for this he's like oh There's a popular Geo guesser map called Hawaii or Idaho and it tricks the fuck out of people. I would apparently they look a lot alike. Wow. Some areas. I would say Idaho with these trees here. I would say Idaho, Idaho too. Huh? What are these people do for a living? What are you doing on this island? Got questions. I bet it's awesome. Is there pineapple? They said pineapple pineapple aisle. Look how nice that grass

is. Yeah, it's the best on that. Oh, I think the team is taking weight of the on the play. Has he written the play? Oh, no, I think you're gonna I think he's gonna draw it on the whiteboard. Maybe they already drew it. Maybe they're gonna do the run. She's gonna fuck this up. Maybe she do run through without the camera. Jay, are you going to? Has he drawn up a play for you? Oh, cat sanctuary. First and get a sign of positions and then we'll. Oh, OK. Then wait, wait. Let's get grew in here and he'll he'll assign you positions. Oh, there he is right there. Coach.

There's a cat. Oh yeah, there is a cat. Yeah, the La Nai Cat Sanctuary. There's a lot of feral cats in Hawaii. And chickens. Feral chickens? I cashed in on that. Really? When you were in Hawaii?

I just took advantage of petting them at Logan Park. That's a cool cat sanctuary. A great cat sanctuary. Great cat sanctuary. Is that the... I would be reincarnated as that in a second. A Hawaiian cat and a Kanata. Wow. Oh, sit right there. Young brothers.

Alright, so we got... What's up? Coach Gruden's here. The man. Alright, so coach, we got your players right there on the court you tell us what position that you want them at each at we can help you here everyone line up right in front of us and then we have a whiteboard in the gambling cave you'll drop the play form and then we'll rep it a couple times times. That work? We might need reps, yes. Okay, alright. So, tell us who...

Not a bad crop. No, not a bad crop at all. I only see seven people. Well, yeah, it's... I might get down to Coach's vision. Okay. Oh, I see eleven. Alright, so we're starting... Let's start right to left.

So Shane on the end, raise your hand Shane. What position you want Shane at? Shane, you're the left guard. Left guard Shane. Blutman? Right tackle. Right tackle. Che?

Che, you're gonna be the ex-receiver. Ex-receiver. Megan? Megan's a quarterback. Megan's a quarterback. Megan's a quarterback. Big T? There's my left tackle right there, big T. OK, left tackle.

Tate? Tate looks like he definitely needs to be the Y. You're the tight end. All right, you're the tight end. Chef Donny who? Oh, he may seem cool. Coach, I got gotta tell you something. This is your red flag.

Don't pan down. Hold on, hold on, hold on, Coach. Hold on, because right guard, you need good feet, right? Yeah. Chef Donnie's got size nine feet. He's a single digi man. Look at those feet. Look at those feet.

We didn't realize, we found this out on Tuesday those feet. Look at those feet. Oh. We didn't realize. We found this out on Tuesday that he's got size 9. Did we talk about how he got his hammy downs from his brother? Yeah, who's eight years younger than him. Oh. That's tough. All right, Donny?

Donny's the Z. He's going to be the star of the show, Donny. Donny's the Z. He just looked like Hunter Renfro. OK. Lucas? Lucas is the center, okay Jacob Jacob you're the running back Jacob every running back and then memes Memes is gonna have a toughest job. You're the F. Okay, you are the F receiver. So real quick run it down here. What are you?

Right back Tighten the I was my feet right guard Donnie Same shit you do to me in your cookbook See center RB All right, all right, so you guys go gambling cave. He's gonna drop a play for you, and then you'll rep it okay perfect all right I Love it as much you need and TJ don't piss off chef Donnie by zooming in on his feet and doing the last Two keys on his xylophone when he walks Trust me oh

Man I know ball I watch ball I Don't know that I knew there was an effer see I don't what's an effort, and then he said it's the most important I've never heard of F. Is that just a what? Dan, you know, have an F receiver? Yeah, it's F receiver. Okay. They do like button hooks and shit. They probably like forward receiver. Probably goes he runs forwards. He went straight to that whiteboard. He's ready. Oh, this is a great visual. Chills. This is awesome. I'd like to see a couple laterals. Oh, yeah, no nonsense. I'll agree on this. I think. Oh, man, it would be funny if it's his quarterback sneak.

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Out of the way. Who's your money on to really mess this up? Donnie! Crouch! They can't hear me. Yeah, go tell them, Donnie. He got a hand me nouns from his brother yeah The gift exchange video come out yet So if you're here bunch right 383 which way are you going left if I say 382 where are you going right? So you're gonna offset behind the tackle to the call

You need to know that this is exactly If I say 382, where are you going? Right. So you're going to offset behind the tackle to the call. He is not having a business. You need to know that. This is exactly what I expected. Offensive line, that digit right there says it's an aggressive protection. So I need my tackles, my right tackle, left tackle. You guys be aggressive. Get that guy's hands down. We're going to throw it quick.

You guys with me? Yep. And you three guys inside, all right, you try to be as stout as you can jump set these guys be physical Cuz we're gonna throw it quick now the route is gonna run. It's perfect. Yeah Okay, F Spacing that's how we put it in and training Favorite thing 383 382 dragon f spacing if we're in a no-huddle offense,

we're just calling it diesel. Are you guys with me? What does it stand for? It stands for Dragon. This guy won a Super Bowl. This is unreal. This is unreal. Outside foot is back.

Put this on tape. I want the outside foot back. I want a three-step slam. Break off your outside foot. You gotta cross the corner's face. Okay? So you got the slam. Which foot is back? Left. important the back okay it's 383 you're

going left you have a free release about three yards deep as you run that flat you with me get your eyes around quickly because it's a quick game pass you with me So don't let the ball hit you right in the back of the head. Get your eyes around quick. How deep? Good the spacing part of it puts the F. Who's the F? I'm the F you're on the ball. You got to get over the ball quickly six yards deep All right, six yards deep and you face the quarterback you with me with it the Y Okay, understand that the F goes first You're gonna arc your release and you're gonna push this thing up six to eight yards deep and you're gonna pivot right over your inside shoulder

Where's my wife right you got me? Yeah, I'm just so he's going first you arc your release You're on a six to eight yard pivot be static. Don't be bouncing around the stationary the Z Let it be static. Don't be bouncing around. Be stationary. The Z from this nice cross split, you're going to run a quick out. Five to six yard quick out. Where's my Z? Can you do it? Now, you're my quarterback.

What I really want you to do is I want you to take a quick setup. You can be underneath the center. It's three steps. If you're in the shotgun, you can use a little one and sink. However you want to convert your setup yourself but this is your primary receiver right here I really want to throw that slant like big big big like Keyshawn Johnson

big coverage compresses even chase fantasy yeah it's right he's in absolute I can't wait to see this play get I really would like J to fuck up. Yeah. Oh, I want you I want to get I want you to get reamed out drop off just off both his hands Steven Cheyne choke fuck What the fuck are you doing? fucking killing us Cruz the best I could never I remember I loved basketball I loved basketball. I loved basketball. I loved basketball. I loved basketball I loved basketball. I loved basketball. I loved basketball. I loved basketball. I loved basketball Choke fucking what the fuck are you doing? fucking killing us Cruz the best I could never I remember I loved basketball until I got old enough where they started doing plays and they're so Simple and I was like that I'm out. I'm done. I'm not interested. I could never play football all that

Yeah, it's the place. It's a lot Because of the place. It's a lot that's what's topping NFL because of the place Kate what an athlete could learn the playbook what a waste Man and you and smooth was here too. Yeah, we did the pro football show. Oh, he was here today Gruden actually I've never seen it because Gruden was actually like, when we started the show, which comes out tomorrow night, Gruden was taken back because Smoot is so, like Smoot out-electriced Gruden to start the show.

I believe that though. And then Gruden got up to speed. Is the most electric man I've ever been with. He really is. He's just. What is his platforms's just does a Washington podcast yeah I think he does pre and post game for them the world needs more he needs to be front-facing gigantic he should be recruiting I bet

he would be oh I watched him talking about or listen to talk about anything yeah hey you do movie reviews yeah yeah what do you say must subscribe I'm saying pumpkins not a food stick with me, and I haven't had it since yes I asked him about another name today. He said no name stank Thank yeah one collective thing He said that uh Gruden because they were like their timelines matched up when Gruden was coaching for the Bucks Fred Smoot was coming out of college and at the combine, Fred Smoot, they interviewed, like Gruden in his coaching

staff interviewed Fred Smoot and Fred Smoot walked in, did not introduce himself, did not say anything. He just sat down and he said, 70% of the world's water, I cover the rest. And Gruden was just like, get him out of here. No, really? Yeah. Like, who is this guy? Ugh. Nick, what did you do last night? Did you do anything cool in Chicago? Hung out. I went to the Rivers Casino, like, up in... Oh, yeah.

Played a couple games, got a burrito, and then went home. Hell yeah. Do you do this a a lot where you travel a day early. Yeah, I try to Get to like know the city a little bit just I've been here like briefly it but I've never really explored So you still got your box cutter? I do nice. Yeah Better safe than sorry people are saying you might have come back just cuz you want to get a better gauntlet time That is accurate. Okay, alright. We'll have to give you a chance. He's screaming in there.

Did somebody fuck up? Oh shit. Blue 85! Set hut! Set hut! Blue 85! Blue 85! Set hut! Okay good, now let's say we go scattered a bunch right? This is one play. This is so funny. Now let's say we go scattered a bunch right The guy what a Super Bowl oh my third gotta be that way I fucking love them What a world They better not fuck this up. We playing defense. It's gonna be I don't know I guess we we know the play though

Yeah, we don't All right wait am I ever wire all the letters and oh looks like they're ready to go Wow That's great walk, I'm adult. I'm adult. Adult. Adult ain't adult. Oh, that's great. You walk around, I'm adult. Sergeant Shack. Yeah. I don't know. These guys are.

Do we have the eye in the sky view? I think we need the all 22. Of course, Mal is sick. He's going to. Okay, ready, let's just walk. Let's just walk. Let's just slide up with a bunch right. This is for one play?

These guys should be very nervous. I want him to go off on somebody so bad. Where's formation? Where's my axe? Get a bunch right. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Jay.

I'm adult. Get up. Get a bunch right. Oh, they're coming this way that's interesting coach you got it oh oh Scatter, scatter, scatter, scatter, scatter. Oh, oh, oh. I turn numbers. Okay, let's scatter. Get on the ball. You're not on the ball. Get on the ball.

Scatter the bunch right. Make a move call. Make a move call. Move! I freaking love this! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! So cool. Oh my God, I wanna run through a brick wall. Oh, I freaking love this. I want him to do this every time he comes.

Yeah. Just install a different play until we just have all the plays. We just have an entire playbook. Oh man, we should do a flag football league. Yes. And dominate. But like a local one? Yeah, next year, Wednesday nights. If we do Wednesday nights.

Yeah, OK. And John Cruden. Oh my god. He's our coach for this community football league. We've got to do it. Oh my god. We've got to do it. That would be so funny.

So funny. Or not. No. Look at him watching the film, guys. That would be so funny. So funny. Or not. No, it will be funny. Sign up for like nine competitive co-ed. Yeah. Yes. Get a good split. So how about Megan?

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Now look at mine, go to the ball. Go to the ball. I want you to reset. Reset, start something else. We got the F and the Y over here doing a great job for you. Now listen, this is a great play. This play right here.

This is just lined up. It's his play. This is a great play. I gotta admit. It was a great fucking play. Really fucking good. Love it. That'll wait, Steven. That'll wait. Really fucking good Out of way back Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas.

Yes. Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas. One, two, three. Happy Christmas. All right, come back in here for a sec, coach. Come here. Oh.

How do you think your team did there? I have an old saying about if the quarterback plays well we got a chance yeah if the quarterback doesn't we got no chance I picked the wrong quarterback throwing was not great but the the command yeah wasn't what we were looking for. The leadership. Yeah, so we'll get you a new quarterback next time. We also just thought of the idea next year when we do Pro Football Show on Thursdays and you maybe come in on Wednesdays.

What would you say about us maybe getting into a flag football league? I would love it. Where you coach us. I would love it. That would be probably the most fun. I would yeah We show up Mural flag football league we got Super Bowl winning head coach John Gruden on the side

You know when I when I start that job, you'll realize coaching is not as hard as people think. Yeah Yeah, I mean you it you were you're coaching them up. It was fun. Yeah, it was really fun All right. Well coach. Thank you as always we're gonna see you so we're streaming tonight After surviving Barstow lens, we're gonna we're gonna stream the Thursday night football game in halftime. We have the low man award trophy That's a great. That's a prestigious award. Yeah, we're giving out the knee like spider-2-eye banana You gotta have a full back and that's I'm so glad we're doing Yeah, so we're giving away the number one full back in the nation. Oh, we're giving away for like six years now. Thank you guys Appreciate it. Oh man, that was great

So much I think you did great Megan.. You're a very special person. Oh yeah. But the command, you saw that right? The command was off. Let me do the pop tarts real quick. And I got to ask Steven how he, I mean, that was a dream for him. You know what I was just thinking about? You guys remember pop tarts mascot that got put into a giant toaster and devoured it last year's Pop Tarts Bowl. The internet went nuts. Well, I just got some insider information that it's happening again this year with a

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that was so cool was that just i mean that you were awesome yeah no that was how do you how do you think you did okay uh fine certainly room for interim but fine do you think you did? Okay, fine certainly room for interim, but fine Do you think did you hear our idea to start an intramural flag football team that would be sick? I would love that I would Alright Yeah, no definitely five interceptions one game and a flag football league people forget people didn't know I think I said it once I forgot yeah exactly that's actually you win again fucking insane that yeah, I would be five yeah, that's

One of them was a Hail Mary, but still. That still counts. It absolutely counts. I was in an intramural flag football team in New York City a long time ago. There was a lot of dudes getting mad at me all the time. What do they sign up for? They're doing these casual co-ed leagues and getting mad. There was dudes that took it so fucking seriously. They're all the same though. The intramural leagues are so like say it's six guys four girls

There's always like one ringer girl Like maybe one like her friend who's who's okay? And then like two girlfriends that don't want to be there two girlfriends of guys I don't want to be there But they need the numbers and they just yell at them being like come on Well, I was like this will be a fun way to make friends and we'll all go out to the bars after it was like Not like that Yeah, they do yeah after that yeah, it was very serious

Anyway, yes, I don't do community events Intermural bocce that was my that I was Yeah, that was fun watch you leagues are the best bowling your bowling sports league yeah there's I was in a bowling league it's fun I have your own ball I did have my own voice yeah Pittsburgh Pittsburgh and bowling seems like a very it's a bowling yeah yeah it was yeah there's I botched in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Italian Fest yeah higher I was in a bocce tournament in Youngstown

Yeah, oh, yeah, I was fun. That's where you do it. Yeah Bo Polini's bocce tournament real yeah him and the Stoops Brothers have it yearly was this before after the mural ooh Might have been at might have been before okay. Yeah, we have a mural in Youngstown, Ohio No way very underwhelming Wow. I TJ was probably one of the coolest mural presentations. It's ever been done we had Over one and a half people there. Oh my gosh. Yeah If you count the delivery driver that came through okay the middle. So you had a half man?

Half man. Yeah, look at this. Wow. Oh. It's highly trafficked. Wait, can you find the one the guy showed up and we thought he was there for us? And he was like, no, I'm just going to work, dude.

It was a highly trafficked back of a building. What's up? That's sick. It's like a high traffic area, too, because all the time. Ready? This is the- Yeah. How long did it stay there? This is it.

I think it's still up. Do it. Oh yeah baby. You should be so thankful I got that prize point. Cause I would take this and I would- That would be like your neck. If you were up to 70m. Fair. like ankle like I got that at the price point. Cause I would take this and I would, that would be like your neck if you grew up with a seven year old. Fair.

He tried to get us there early for this. I want it to show up so bad. Where's the... Were you close? Oh yeah. Oh yeah there it is. Youngstown. I was living in Youngstown.

Come on, come on. Do you want to say like, we now proclaim Youngstown, Ohio, the home of Greg. We got a fan, there's a fan in the back, Frank. Hey, how are you, sir? If you wanna step forward, you can watch. Come on up. Watch him, come on.

Come on up, yeah, yeah, come on up. You're here for the ceremony? No, I'm here to deliver stuff. Okay, well, all right. Come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on.

Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on.'re good. How you doing? Okay, all right, cool. All right, so we now, by order of Barstool Sports. And our intern who lives here, on his dad's building, and his friend, we proclaim it home of Grapp. Yeah, the city of Grapp. Oh, wow. Yeah, we did have a dog That was great

High-traffic area traffic area. It's literally just the back of a bar You were living in Youngstown at the time Kyle. Yeah, did you have you ever seen that in person? No, no, I don't even know where that is. No one does person? No, no, I don't even know where that is. No one does. Yeah, he was like, Office Manager Brett told us the mayor was gonna come and a band was gonna come. Yeah, fuck band. You had a barker dog instead of Italian Italian fest. That was that weekend. They're a really prideful city. Yeah, like they're Pete. They're prideful about their pizza their Italian food That's the same thing. I guess the cookies cookie tables

That's a Hitsburg wedding thing they claim it to we do really our thing Youngstown and then it's almost over wedding cakes You have a cookie table just a table with a bunch of cookies. Yep, Brim. Yep My sister's wedding there was like nine tables of just like a sore. It's the best you get a bag and then you pick Oh, what are we gonna? Yeah, take them right? Yeah? Yeah? Oh you get to take them eat them eat them and stuff It's way better than a fucking widespread. They are so lit It's like the thing I'd everyone's excited for much rather have a cookie table. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you almost feel bad Yeah, that's fucking real that

Blow that up Was it let's get a better look. Oh, yeah, that is like those are Pittsburgh women Hardy Sturdy ready for the cold old cookie buffet. There's a density to them It's the best shit you get your little bag, and you fill it up, dude Then where do you put the plastic bride and groom? They don't have that there was yeah, my sister's wedding there was no like cakes. I don't do it It was this they don't replace the cake cutting ceremony Yeah, all my ants just like rung straight for the cookie table not run. I run water. I'm telling you dude. No, they're fit your fit ants

Yeah, okay We have good jeans You like Sarah's candy. I love Sarah's candy There for a root beer float look at that woman in the red. Yeah, she really looks on Yeah over there she's really looking at those cookies. She's on OxyCon right now. Yeah, over there she's really like, oooohhh Gollum decided to...

That woman is going to complain though. They live for this. These are too sweet. Shut the fuck up! The farts in that room. Or just old people smell like... Those women don't fart. After that many cookies? Those women don't fart. I farted to make we've

I'm surprised you didn't do I farted I fucking farted and I queued at the same time. Thank you for reminding me fart to Want to watch more of those I Play oh I thought you're going to play. No kind of missed the play go ahead. Yeah, no I miss the play. Oh, I thought you're talking about the girls play. I kind of missed the play. Go ahead. Yeah, no, I missed the play too. I was wondering if we missed any of the lawyers, if we had anyone send any. Oh yeah. I got DMs with 30 people telling me about the ones we were watching are more legendary than we can imagine. Like other ones, the ones that we were. Oh yeah. People, I got a lot of messages about Eric C. Conn again. Yeah, a legend

He had life-size satch life-size statues of himself all around town Like not at his house around town he had life Uh-huh, I think too these guys get laid like I think oh yes If you're on billboards all over town like years with a bulldog next year or whatever like you're actually genuinely he does cases for pussy So he's on was Louisville Eastern Kentucky I think that's what's yeah, my friend Matt Jones who does Kentucky sports radio So these got a lot of stories about I need more they get laid for sure Oh Rolls Royce

Gold bracelet like come on. Yeah, this could almost be like a new genre of podcast instead of true crime pick out a small town true lawyer wait What was the press conference did he give a press conference? Go up I was just like oh yeah there is oh no he's not doing it. Oh, it's someone else the charge talking about him Yeah, a ringman oh Yeah, ooh Oh Yeah, ooh Purp walk wonder what prison he's in maybe we could write him. Oh, yeah pen pals

Yeah Eric see car a few people sent me hot lady ambulance chasers, but it's lost in the sauce now I can't find him. They're out there, too. That's nice Eric are any of these in New Jersey? He's at Fort Dix Hell no, I'm not writing to Fort Dix. Yeah, never catch me doing that. Oh my god Ford Vaj Station there you are you were saying to me? Dude I uh 10 us since the 20 years. It's not so bad though. They're sending me to Fort It's easy to get in it's hard to get out the boys at Fort Bragg didn't believe me Kyle you broke out of Fort Vag you tried your best you didn't want to be there at broke out of Fort Vag. You tried your best.

You didn't want to be there at all. You escaped Fort Vag. Nine months stay. Sentenced to nine months hard time in Fort Vag. A C-section is a skate. Dug your way out of Fort Vag. I was a post mature Fort Vag. Oh, you did 10 months.

I did 40 foot forty boarding hard time in Fort veg a couple meals a day tampon police alcohol out I'll call okay thanks. I'll call it loud. Okay. Hanks dunking tonight? Is that the? He's trying. What's tonight the night? They're doing setup.

I don't know what they're doing out there. He's trying to dunk today. He was here last week and he was like, does that rim look two inches lower than normal? Yeah, he thought I had changed him. What do you mean? Did you? No.

Oh, so he's like losing his mind now. Yeah. Yeah, he's like losing his mind now. Yeah Yeah, he's uh He's he's trying to dunk today. He's got to know Yeah, I think he's not going to dog. Yeah, he knew yeah He probably knew when he last month that yeah, I'm gonna dunk today. Yeah, he said he needs the perfect He said there's a like a point Oh one percent chance you could do it But it has to be like the perfect ball placement. He originally wanted to have a ladder

and someone holding a ball for him so he can just get up and just like. Oh. I was like, well, that's not a basketball play. So he doesn't take the ball with him, he just goes and gets the ball. Yeah, he's gonna try to do an alley-oop where it's like the ball has to like be exactly

above the rim when he gets up there. Mm. Mm. Yeah. Yeah. So his plan is basically someone shoot the ball into the basket. Well, while he at the exact same time. And then he grabs the rim. But my hand grazes it.

He touches the ball and it goes in. And then, yeah, my fingertip touches the rim. And he's like, that's a dunk. Yeah. What's the punishment if he doesn't do it? He owes me and Pfd eight grand. Oh We made this bet a year ago or grand a piece here. Yeah four grand a piece What did he think was gonna have like how did he think he was gonna increase his vertical that much?

He has he claims he increases vertical by eight inches Gruden was like what are you talking about man? He Gruden was just like there's no talking about? Man. He said that. Gruden was just like, there's no way you did that. What's he, 6'1"? Yeah. He has been working out really hard. He looks good.

Yeah, he's definitely increased his vertical, but he's just, I think you kind of have to either be able to dunk or... I mean, if eight inches, if you increase eight inches and you can't dunk, you were too far gone to begin with. Yeah. Yeah. Dunking would be cool. We should really have someone here who can dunk. I know exactly what you're saying.

Almost certainly you can still dunk. I can still dunk? I, it's been a long time since I've... I'm talking about like we show up at like eight in the morning and someone's just yamming. Just dunking. Yeah. Did dunkers like we did the dunk Yeah, oh he can't talk we did the you know when the draft guys were in here the guys get ready for the draft

That was that was something but just getting like see yeah high-level basketball players and hiring one guy And all his whole job is just to dunk every once in a while. Yeah White boy Rick can dunk every once in a while. What do you mean white boy Rick? Maybe like one out of? 15 attempts can like do something that'd be like yeah, that was a dunk. Yeah, we got I've seen them dunk Yes, let's get him. He's kind of big as fuck. Yeah Look at it. He's large. He's big as fuck Good Lance down. Oh yeah, no he can you can he got ejected from his league for dunking Oh Kicked out of the league. I'd like to see Lance don't oh man

Yeah, you weren't allowed to dunk or something like bad sportsmanship my prime is Bush League shit too prideful Yeah, did you ever dunk in a game? Oh fuck? That's so many. Yeah So many yeah and my prime and my prime. Oh Used to cock that shit back Put a little put a little sauce on is what I'd say The disrespect was the point What if you can Humiliation was the name of the game man Rick

I don't know guys every time you've been on the yak you've been portrayed as pretty gay Yeah I don't know guys. Every time you've been on the Yak, you've been portrayed as pretty gay. Yeah. It's becoming a recurring theme with this group. Redemption time. It's time to wipe all that away with one heroic dunk. Look at this blob. Look at that surface area. Yeah.

I've gotten pretty bad. That's a lot of... I used to be able to do it. No, but you're a big boy. Nick looks so tiny on the screen right now next to you. He's so big. Danny Landis, we're gonna try to get down too. But one dunk would be great.

One dunk. One moment. One opportunity. I feel like if I get rim stuffed here, it looks worse than when I was... No, it doesn't. But the last time you were a prominent feature of the Yak, you were in the gambling cave with your ass up and arched. Right, and I would rather do that again than get rimmed.

Well, you have that option. Ooh. Could I just do neither? You could pop your big ass up for us. Rick, how often do you get Mikey from recess? Ooh. Do I get what? How often do you get Mikey from recess?

Damn, dude. Mikey from recess? You don't know Mikey from recess? He's too young. Mikey from recess. How old are you? Dude come on It's uncanny. I didn't say you are I said how often yes I was thinking never yeah

And the true answer is probably never never heard of it my life. Yeah Okay, that's a question answer Called you before my time have you ever been rejected for your size like yeah, you're too big like Like chicks are off by women. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, too big It's too tall definitely more of an asset than a liability, but right You're just too big Large sorry No fort veg yeah, dude can't stop thinking about it for badge, so are you going to dunk a basketball?

You want to do it with your hand first? You know dunk a soccer ball or a wiffle ball? I mean I'll give it a shot but like there's maybe 10% chance I'm doing it. Do you need to stretch out? Touch the rim. Just touch rim. Touch rim dude. Are we in middle school? Did you touch the rim?

That was you last time. Why do we have to pull this up? Eww what was that? That was just how the show is. Mentally. Intellectually. We are in middle school. There's no need to pull that up again. What was that? Question by the way Rick that was just how we know the black show is mentally our intellectual Yeah, we are in mental. We are in middle school. No need to pull that up arching your ass pop the pop They're gonna make the make the noise. Yeah, make it pop they could pop You know that you're ass or the rim yeah, you're popping river ass something's got a pop rim up. Oh god, dude

That's how he like that's what is going on there Oh, he was trying to fart Have you worn that since no that since no well cuz that was the day is there a double-sided dildo oh my god Yeah. What is that? What is that? What is that? I thought we were going to recover from that. He's done. He's done. He's done. Pretty awesome, dude. Until you, I never put it together until it was on the internet in front of thousands of people. But, uh.

That's Ford badge. Yeah, so that was, the reason I wore the purple polo was it was the mini golf. Oh, yeah. Oh, you came to the part, though. Let's go. Come on, Rick. Let's go.

Come on, Rick. Come on, Rick. Stomp it in. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Oh you came to the part though Come on Rick Come on Rick Heroes walk among us Yeah You ever seen comedy like that? So yeah this is it I love fights

Are you gonna dunk? Try You have to try Just go pop the rim Go try to grab no ball pop rim dude pop rim for us Like you from recess That's one for one yes, so I love Rick Rick's also a huge fan of you Nick, so this would be huge for him if he hits this

Oh, yeah, he tweeted he tweeted about it yesterday yesterday He was like freaking out the area spring back in for that One more one more that was close that was not bad try dude. Oh, yeah, you're his goat Yeah, let's get him back. We showed him arching his back. Oh That's good Rick come back in here real quick Yeah, oh Wow We're just looking at your tweets from yesterday about clever Good I appreciate it. Do you want to say anything? That's your guy huh say something to him big fan. It's all good

I love it. Thank you. Sorry dude. How often you get a saw, dude? Go out a whole lot. So yeah, why don't you go take a selfie come sit on my lap? Say next lap yeah after that video. I mean shit dude you ever think you saw doing It didn't Dapton says so It's if you feel something hard that's just a little nickels Nick you see this one Did you know that you gave another man goosebumps yesterday? No way Dapton said so dude, and I got goosebumps Wow you tweeted that I tweet a lot put that online fire to

Love it. I love gotten a goosebumps from a good saw dude. No Not yet. Oh wow your guys guys starstruck. No dude come on. I love you, man Wow don't come on dude come on. Don't make me a man. He loves you on the yak Rick you make me less. I'm on edge in general big game tomorrow. Oh, yeah Nice. Oh, you're still tweeting about it. Oh, he's growing exponentially you shit means something. You're yeah, you're quoting your own tweet Animal I like that he's a good-ass fire Great you had my favorite tweet maybe ever a couple days ago went really viral got a big one, right? Yeah He's all yeah, I was gonna text you about it Great post. You had my favorite tweet maybe ever a couple days ago. It went really viral. You got a big one, right? Yeah.

He's all, yeah. I was gonna text you about it. It was fun, brother. It was really fun. Whoa, kawaii. Talkin' about Mike Wigg. Now what was the one that went over 100K over the weekend? Dunkin' on Josh Pate.

Oh, the hand in my pocket school. Oh yeah. That was really funny. Yeah, I don't like that guy. Yeah, we had to shoot that one. I just texted him, I'm an Indiana hater, so. Great one. Do you not like Indiana haters? Look at this, me on my first day of putting my hand in my pocket school

The follow-up was good too like you don't review that and like be like let's reshoot this like I'm trying to look cool Trying to look what did you reply to yourself? Trying to look hard while your own pocket has you an absolute blender dichotomy of man. Good poster. Good great poster. Yeah, way to play Rick's elite. Rick, you've never taken me to task for my Indiana hatred. Well. Publicly. We're co-workers, we're friends. Is there internal hatred? If we win tomorrow night I am going to yell some things at you probably enough you got receipts ready I always got I know you did I do you did I'm how

I think I'll be okay you're not gonna be a drunken oaf tomorrow are you no I'll be here question stands be a drunken oaf after okay okay how about I didn't realize Doug Gottlieb is a basketball coach. Getting owned. We didn't talk about him today. Yeah, getting owned. It's an embarrassing moment. Did you see? Shefty. Shefty.

So he's a basketball coach and he had a game. He's been, there's been like seven different things this year. He's a basketball coach for UW-Green Bay. He's been asking for a basketball coach job forever. And he finally got one. Wait, so he just got a head coaching job without any experience? Well, I mean, he has experience. He played, obviously.

Yeah, yeah, but he, so he's been asked for a job forever. He's coaching UW-Green Bay. He did not give up his daily radio show. So he coaches the team and does like three hours of radio a day. And they're doing horribly right or they lost so he had a game Against it's Michigan Tech division to yeah division to he called them Nobody you saw that clip and they lost 72 to 70 now TJ

Can you pull up the team picture of Michigan Tech because I'll tell you right now I'd say there's five or six bar stool summer interns on this That's like way up in the upper peninsula. Yeah. Yeah, Steve Mariucci. I think Who else was I think is it was is oh, oh Is that where they played football? Yeah, maybe I think so that where they became best friends. Yeah, I believe so Michigan Tech they lost yet. Nobody you and then loses the game and then and then and then He and then had a fill-in for his radio show the next day Yeah, Howard Lee and he's still firing off tweets left and right yeah used to and yeah

And he also had a meme at the start of December we can find look at this what? The way this guy's ever Get whiter than why are they also What? Oh, they're so white. That is some issue. They're lighter than Marsal. They're the whitest guys ever. Hell, boy. You can't get whiter than that. Why are they all so pale? Why are they all so pale? Damn, brawl. Not white.

Not white. 42. 42. 42. There's not a single Italian on this team. 13 is clear. No one is European. They're all clear dudes.

Oh, my god. Clear-ass team. Yeah. 32 is the darkest man they have have 40% of team has bangs 42 got a PSP in his mouth Yes, how am I trying to play oh Kind of love the you that's the backboard for the team Yeah, 15 looks definitely like he'd shank you like he's a little looks like a McPoyle

Can you find the the meme that Doug Gottlieb posted the beginning of December TJ? That's the best part So he hasn't won a game in December He's a coach of an actual college division one college basketball team doing his radio show and This is the meme he posted at the beginning of December. It's the most wonderful time and it's just like second through six pretend to work Nine through 13th. don't even pretend anymore like he's posting memes like this yes destroy your body with food and alcohol has not won a game in December yeah the coach this is the coach is the coach wow

oh this wonderful time dot dot dot dot their last place in the league aren't they they're like the very last place. That's terrible. They're not good. He made that meme himself, by the way. He was on Excel. Yeah. Crafting memes. Yeah.

Could you imagine coaching and then still doing a radio show every day? Because not only are you doing a radio show, but if you're doing a sports radio show, the assumption is you're watching the games as well. You got to know. Right. Like, you're watching the NFL, and you have thoughts right like you're watching the NFL and you have you have thoughts on the Mar

Jackson verse Josh Allen to and yeah and isn't his MO like being highly critical and outspoken uh-huh so what is what's he saying now I don't know is it a popular show like does the radio should do well is he live right now he might be oh he can't be live he's's going to be getting destroyed. A day after losing... I will say, Doug, Doug, I don't want to say he doesn't take any damn, but he's one of those guys that just like is at this point, he gets destroyed so often and so much that it's like not... Nothing can hurt me.

He's not crawling in the holes. He's got the no shame gene. This is just another day for him, honestly. We had like a month devoted to him. Yeah. What was he doing? Well, Rico has a huge feud against him. That's not, I mean Rico has a huge feud against everybody. About anything.

Yeah, what did we do? Oh no, what was the? We were like. What is the, oh it was the wings, right? What did he do? He did something she did something stole TJ We well he did steal a credit card in no, but it was something with stealing TJ What was the thing we talked about forever on the yak with him? It was the wings what wings? It was something at like a sports bar like wing plays. No someone like someone blind item was like

He ate a bunch of wings in studio and like left them all there for the next show I Don't go to our AI thing We got to go to our AI tracker, right? Drive me nuts. All right. Oh, yes. See you right? Bye Rick. So dude You were loved the thing. You are loved. Appreciate that. Yeah, of course.

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Is this pre and maybe I was running socials we? This pre and maybe I was running socials at the time We had like premium then we I feel like it was we mentioned him twice on air And it was we had people calling in just making up stories about him, and we just believed all he was October 2020 Does that sound right maybe yeah was earlier like 19? Yeah? Oh So we started on cuck names and Doug was one of the cuck names Man we're gonna have to go we're gonna have to go watch this back later Kyle Yeah, I'll get it I feel like we were taking phone calls and people were telling Doug Gottlieb stories

And they were just like half made up and we were like wow that's great. This was August. Oh, he stole someone's belt or something Yeah, yeah Search belt there like golf tee oh yeah hey had the golf golf something with golf it was August 2019 oh so even farther back yeah just make something up yeah it took God we came and stole all of our golf balls we're like oh fuck We're just taking phone calls. He's going back to the tunnel. Oh, yeah.

He's definitely going back. You didn't notice you didn't trap Gruden in the tunnel? Yeah, I don't think I'm going to do that. OK. Well, it's for guests. He works here. He's above the tunnel. He's a co-worker.

Can't do that. I'd be afraid to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. High level coaches are kind of scary people. Oh, they're intimidating as fuck. Of course. Yeah, I feel like he wouldn't actually freak out. He would be cool about it all but that would actually make me more scared. I'd be like, ah, okay. I also think he carried that. And I'd be like, oh fuck,

what's he scheming now? I think if you piss him off slightly, he's carrying that grudge till the day you do it. Right. Uh huh. A little bit. We just keep bringing Danny back and I think if you piss him off slightly he's carrying that grudge till the day you do it. We just keep bringing Danny back and forth. We're gonna- oh wait, suicides. Your sticky finger, Kotlib stories. Yeah. Also, it was Barcell Radio, Kyle.

No, we used that account until Parcel Yak was its own standalone. No, that was during the radio. Okay. Yeah, this was pre-use. This is serious, yeah. It might've just been me and you, Kyle. That's wild, Brandon was there. Not in August, I wouldn't know.

Yeah, I might've been there, but I don't think I was on the show yet. Yeah. I was a sometime fill-in. And then I just kept showing up The nature of the beast. Yeah, just keep showing up and he's eventually stops telling you know Right, yeah, yeah, exactly and you just kept on showing up. Yep, you show up You're there things happen You guys are people traveling for Christmas?

I'm not. I'm going to West Virginia. Anyone going somewhere warm? I'm going to Miami the day after Christmas. Going to Scottsdale the day after Christmas. That'll be fun. Wow. I'm driving to Knoxville, Tennessee with my children.

Oh. That's going to be. No. That'll be warmer. It's going to be a little warmer. Bring the test. Beef's sister lives there. Really?

Visiting. Yeah. Day after lives there. Really? Yeah. Day after Christmas or before Christmas? Sunday, we're leaving this Sunday. If you wanna rob my house, we'll be gone Sunday through Friday. Perfect. Yes. Maybe get some Christmas decorations off the fence.

Get it. There's a lot of garland. I'm still fascinated by that idea that you left here with just a handfuls of Christmas decorations I had so much shit in the uber. I had to like make Travis like hold on and I had to like it was 930 10 o'clock maybe went home at 10 o'clock and just started it was cold as balls last year cold Yep, and at 10 o'clock you're just outside decorating your fence Yep, does it look decent? Nope. No, it's already blowing off in the wind this morning.

Pieces were just, it's not, doesn't look good. So you went home kind of drunk last night. Did it lead to another night of Frenching? It did not. We're in a drought. You can't even drunk French? I got a lot of messages from non-Frenchers, just so you guys know. No you didn't.

Liars, maybe. I got three messages from non-Frenchers. It's just not that seasonal. Tweets are on, yeah. Well, we'll get back to it. Brandon, you have a decent piece on you, gotta admit. Thank you, thank you Nick. I've always worked on it.

I also. You saw, you just. I saw pretty much the idea know, the idea of it. Nice, Brandon. Good length, weird shape. I think that was the environment. It was encaged. Yeah.

It's the no belly button, no butt crack that... Well, the belly button was out last night. Did you not see the belly button? I don't know. Does your dick look big because you have such a small ass? All his ass meets on his dick. Yeah. Yeah, I don't have a lot of ass.

That's fine. I do think you're not going to see any dick tomorrow night, or tomorrow, but you're going to see some ass. You're going to see all men. You're going to see a lot of men. A shitload of men. A lot of men. Good looking man.

Mm-hmm. We did it. it you I fucking did it yeah that's nice you have the confidence to do that I didn't it's forced hey I missed the moment we we gave a big tip to the cleaning lady yeah yeah coolest moment ever yes well she's very very shy she didn't want though she accepted it and glitz and glamour but yeah she was very appreciative. Yeah Nicely I don't Yeah, we know yeah, I gave 40 to

Give start with a four. I wrote you guys only get it. I give three myself you gave three yourself I have seven I gave it I gave a game seven point one. I gave Talk we're talking over gay I gave anonymously I did to anonymously I gave his kills my significant amount you gotta give it honestly yeah you got to giving anonymously that kind of sucks here's the move you give anonymously and then you tweet out the GoFundMe right after. And you're like, I just donated. And then they can see your anonymous anonymous

one K. It's like the time I have. Yeah. Yeah. Exciting update for you. What? Just read this last and we'll change the name but just read that last text I got during the show. We'll change the name for you but wait the last one. No no no no no no no no don't text back. I didn't ask you to text back. I just I showed you I trusted you and what are you doing. All right. Fair enough. That's fine. Now can you tell people what we're doing? Yeah. Brandon Walker light show is a go. You want to pick the song and want me to do it all we need. I know he said, uh, don't worry about the rest of whatever the brand, but I just replied brand Dan Walker, but it is a go. Let's go. Wow. Remind me what the light show is during the football game. Yeah. During the high school football games,

they're getting LED lights installed. And for the intros and touchdowns, there's going to be light shows. Yeah. So we got to, so Nick, we, Brandon's high school in Mississippi, they won the state championship. Brandon bought everyone rings. I donated to the ring slush fund.

Nice. So what we get in return is, it was supposed to be the Brandon Walker light show because I gave some money to it's the brand Dan Walker. Yeah. So epic. Yeah. It's like a combination. Even though it's not even though it's not his high school at all and he's barely involved. He has to take a little money. Well all I did was change one letter. Yeah. I literally got one letter. You got your whole name in there. I got one letter changing one letter. Put your whole name in there, but I got one letter changing one letter put your whole name in there It might forever ruin your branding, but that's fine. It's worth it

It's all the brand Dan Walker light. I can't wait to see this light show go off lit What well that there it is that's not ours cuz our stadiums way bigger, but That is cool. What it'll look like damn Do you know what song you're gonna play? That's a lot of pressure. What song do we do? What are we gonna do? Yeah, we should get a bunch of like big names out there

for the first game. Future. Yeah, I get future. Future. Oh my God. Can you imagine? That'd be so dope. Oh, I got a song.

What? Should we do the Rizzles of Christmas? No, we should not. You're right. We don't. I'll give you. Dan, I'll give you the money back. I wanna do the Rizzler Christmas.

No, we're not doing the Rizzler. Hey, what about the Rizzler Dismiss? Yeah. 3,925. Rizzler Dismiss. So the Rizzler starts his new contract in parcel. Yeah. Till we finally go to the moon.

Oh, we're under 80 days, folks. Yeah, we're getting we're getting there It's gonna get sad when that gets to like 10 Yeah We're laughing now, but you'll just be playing a funeral. Yeah, the funeral is gonna be epic Do we just lock Brandon in the tunnel the last 10 days? Yeah No, sorry Brandon someone else idea. I just said it. Yeah. Brandan Walker Light Show is a go. Yep. So what, August is when football season will come back around?

Yeah. Always does. Yep. Always does. So you think it'll last until then? That's a long way away, to be honest. Like, you think. Oh, we'll hone it between now and then.

You think they'll remember, though, or do you think they'll move on? Like, what if someone swoops in and does it more money? Well, the next paragraph was how much money I need to give annually to make it a thing so as long as the money goes. But what if like theoretically someone swooped in and gave more money is what I'm saying between now and August just theoretically. I'm just trying to understand. You know Mark Titus you're a real piece of shit. I'm just trying to understand the situation. I'll say this

yesterday Eddie took John Gruden to my old high school to give them money So you might have some competition and he did John Gruden's going to West Point High School Wait, what have you done to West Point's art program? Are you talking about real quick? Are you talking about art? Are you talking about the Mark Dan Kytis show? That's right Yeah, yeah, I heard heard about that one. Yeah the Mark Dan light show like the Mark Dan light the mark Dan light show light the mark Dan lightest the brand and lightest The brand Daniel lightest

Man do we want to do do you want to do you want to try the gauntlet again? Yeah, I do we have we have someone else who's gonna join us. Okay, who I am actually nervous He's going to break the record Marty fish professional tennis tennis. Can you grab him? Yeah, you grab him from the gambling cave Marty fish By the way body armor this show is brought to you by body armor sports drink surviving bar stools still going on We got another episode tonight at 8 p.m. Eastern 7 Central And then we're taking a break for the holidays back for the last six episodes I believe we were sponsored by body armor surviving bar stool real hydration real ingredients packed with electrolytes

Vitamins and nothing artificial body armor sports drink has great tasting flavors like strawberry banana orange mango Get yours today at Walmart or local grocery store near you. Walmart! Shout out. Marty! Come on in. Marty Fish is here. The one guy I'm very nervous. Sit right there. All right, Nick. Nice to meet you. Hi, it's nice to meet you. Hello, hello.

Kyle, nice to meet you. Good to see you, man. How's it going? How's it going sit right there on the end? Marty's the man. I'm very nervous about his gauntlet time He's a professional tennis player also like an incredible golfer just on his spare time How many times you won that tournament Tahoe twice twice? Twice. Twice. Oh my god. What are you? One time, two year, last year. Wait, push it closer. Last year, Steph made like 19 eagles in a hole in one

and made that putt on the last hole to beat me. So it could have been. Oh, that's the tournament you were in? Yeah. That's the one he dominates. I don't dominate. You dominate. But. Dominate. It's fun. were in one that's the one he dominates yeah I don't dominate dominate but dominate it's fun but you're just good at every sport I I don't not very good

in soccer and I see the soccer there is soccer yeah so I don't know I didn't like the other sport I didn't play soccer grown-up but you're good at your I don't credible at golf your tennis. What was your what was your crowning achievement? you went to the semi-finals in Wimbledon I I Silver medal in the Olympics. Okay, I lost in the I'd be like the silver medal Like how the medals work if it's a tournament as opposed to like a race or something like that a tournament if you get a silver Medal like it's worse than a bronze

Why because you lose the gold and you Win the bronze like you got a win third and fourth playoff to get the bronze. Oh Got it. So those guys are super happy because we won their last coming off a win Rather lose first round then finish fourth. Yeah, you made the Olympic finals We were I lost the Olympic final you but you may okay to who I made the Olympic finals? We were, I lost the Olympic final. You, but you made, okay. To who? I made the Olympic final, but I lost it. You would have rather have won for bronze. I'm, the bronze medalist is way happier than I was.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Still. Who did you play in the final? Um, a Chilean guy named Nicholas Massou. Ah, shit. So it was, but at the time, Fuck him. Oh, four. Fuck that guy Sue oh for you bro, oh for Athens was the Olympics in Athens and At the time Chile had never won an Olympic medal in winter or summer Olympics Oh, no, so you're part of the first one part of history goal. Oh, no, it was on me. Oh

Yeah, Chile one of a whole country won a medal on your head a gold medal fuck yeah So that so that hurt and then we went back Yeah, so we went back they have they do like the TV ratings down there And it's like you know they get like a you know like Super Bowl gets like a 20 here And you're also always wondering like why aren't people watching this? What are you doing not watching this? They get a 90 for that final. 90?

The whole country. The entire country's watching. Yeah, kind of thing. Which is what the Super Bowl should be. How many sets? Five sets. And I was up two sets to one and a break in the fourth. Oh!

Yeah, so I love to talk about it yeah who's you lose to in Wimbledon semi I lost an adult shit fuck that guy yeah no fuck him yeah no fuck but we like an adult oh would you say tennis is the most frustrating sport in the world even over like golf golf's pretty frustrating tennis is I think tennis is the hardest sport. Yeah, I'm fairly biased What's like the longest match you've ever had five five hour plus? Yeah, Davis cups Davis Cup matches where you're you know losing a five hour match would be yeah Brutal, but you want I've played multiple and lost plenty of them

Oh, I won a few and they feel awesome and then yeah, you know Yeah, you lose and you come out and next thing you know, you have like a broken rib that you didn't feel Yeah. Yeah, how sore are you after a tennis like a tournament high-level tournament match? Yeah, if you if you don't do Treatment and stuff right after if you don't do like if you don't go to the gym and like walk or get on the bike right away and Like just flush it out like you it's like you wake up a zombie Yeah, you're hung over and you're like the whole the whole experience. Did you ever get aggro at a ref umpire? All the time really do you have like a highlight one? In Australia and oh three. I got a little aggressive and like shook the umpire chair. Oh

Very frustrated third round. Yeah, if you want to find third round 2003 Australian open fifth set against Wayne Ferreira Oh fuck him He ended up beating me 6-0 in the fifth cuz I like mentally just broke down. Yeah, I couldn't handle it When did you shake the chair like or 3-0 in the fifth kind of thing down? That's good break shake it. Did you break rackets? Yeah That's cool. I like that. I broke so many rackets and when I was in junior tennis Cuz that they weren't giving you rackets then. Like your parents had to buy the rackets. And I broke so many, broke all my rackets in one tournament

and just played with the broken rackets because I didn't want to tell my parents I broke all the rackets. So I put like tape over it, just to show them it wasn't broken. The one thing I never understood about tennis, what does the coach do? Does he actually coach you during the match?

Not during, well you can now. When I played, you couldn't coach verbally or give signals or whatever. There were tons of, whether it was like South American, there's tons of South American coaches that would either talk in Spanish or just give signals or signs. Right. Serve to this side or whatever.

I didn't like it because I didn't feel like the coach would know anymore than I did anyways in the moment. But they would do it and the other coaches would do it, go over and talk shit to them or something like that. It's like, that's not gonna matter dude. Yeah, yeah. I always like seeing the coach just sitting there. It's just like, okay. Yeah. What do you like? It's not like... During the matches they can't do much.

Yeah. But like before and after, there's a ton of, yeah, like before, you know, game plans and stuff like that. I mean, there's a lot of other stuff that they can do, like, you know, you have to warm up before, right? And you warm up two or three hours before, and so you gotta get a practice score, you gotta get somebody to hit with,

or them hit with you. You gotta get the balls, you gotta get the towels, you gotta go, so there's like a lot of kind of grunt Yeah, were there ever guys who are dicks warming up with we're just like aren't you supposed to hit it back and forth like nicely To each other during a match The warm-up of the match yeah, there's two like Andre Agassi He was he would from the first you know you kind of warm up You know you like first ball is like a little you know yeah

Offed it over there, and you kind of hit one we kind of get into it a little bit first ball Andre would just fucking rip it And every one of them and then just hit a winner or whatever and it was Andre Agassi So he couldn't really do much and then like Nadal when you came to the net You know cuz you'd hit groundstrokes for two minutes and you come to the net for 30 seconds You know do the whole thing and when you come to net, he would fucking crush forehands at you. Totally on purpose, totally on purpose. I like that.

And so, yeah, you just, yeah, he would, it's 100% he would do it. He would, he would, I preface this by saying I love Nadal. He's a phenomenal dude. He's a great guy. I fucking hate him. But when he, when he, he would play, he would play like mental games in terms of time,

he'd make you wait. They'd call the match and you're supposed to, okay, report to the tournament desk and then they'll walk you out to the stadium court or whatever. And so he would take, you'd get there and then he would wait like four minutes for an adult. Cause he's just like, doing his hair or something.

Rant to War fans. Yeah. Carlson does that in chess. He shows up real late. They let the clock start running I like that. Yeah, he'd make you wait on the changeovers You make you wait. He's like super fickle with like, you know, his OCD crazy OCD So like he would wait at the net if he had to cross on the changeover if he had to cross to sit down

He would wait for you to walk by and so like some guys would just like stand there and just go, all right, Texas stand up. I'm not going, you're not going kind of thing. Did you have any moves like that that you were like, oh, I know this will drive so and so crazy if I do whatever. Or like, nah, just play. I wish I had one.

I tried to just play, so I guess sometimes If I if I was getting into it with someone or if I was like I find it like them very much You know that you'd get an overhead at the net or they'd come to the net or something like that You try to hit them, you know, or if it's doubles, you know, you get doubles You get like high volleys all the time and try to hit them. Yeah all the time How do you think you're going to do at the game? I think I'm going to do pretty good.

Do we need to explain to you? Nick is going to go again. He went yesterday. I'll go after. No, you should go first so he can see you. Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah.

Should I go over? Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Do you understand the sporkle part? Not really. Well, PFT told me that we start with... Start with cornhole. Cornhole. Just got to get one. Then you got to score one goal. But there's a goalie. There's a goalie. After you shoot those three, you can shoot from anywhere. Okay. So if you don't

make it in the first three, they'll help bring balls back and stuff. Then you got to hit a home run over this studio level. Okay. And then you gotta throw one ball through the body armor. Three pointer, three pointer, sit down and do sporkle. What sporkle? Yeah, see I don't know what that is. So sporkle is, it's just random trivia. You gotta pull one up TJ. You just gotta get 10 right.

You can jump around any category. You just yell out names. So like say you sit down right now I'd be like Marty Seven teams to use a color purple is a team color you could you could probably rip that you know yeah like my Vikings Yeah, right exactly you throw it. Yeah like Vikings You know Rocky, but it won't be this great. It won't be this one. It won't be this one Yeah, but you can hop around so like you maybe you get two of those then you can hop to another One all you guys 10 total okay? Yeah, you'll see it too when Nick does it

So there's a little bit of mine a little mine It's also a little out of breath and you sit down and you do it okay. Yeah, all right Nick you ready Okay Ready Three two one go also Marty Arbys Ready? Shake his fucking ass over here. Three, two, one, go. Also Marty, our goalie is a dickhead. Okay. Uh-oh.

Come on, Nick. Come on, Nick. Come on, Nick. It's huge to get off to a good start. Oh, my God. It's huge to get off to a good start. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Now you can shoot from anywhere. Oh, what a save.

And you can full on attack him if you want. You can get right up in his face. You can fall out of it. Whoa. I gotta feel like I'm going gonna do better than this. Yeah. Yeah. Oh no. Hey, he's a good goalie though.

Yeah, he is. He's got gloves on and everything. Oh. That look old? Was that not in? That look good. I don't think so, that hit the crossbar. Oh no.

You're under a minute still. Okay. Okay. Oh. Oh, there we go. There it is, that's it. This is what got him last time. Oh no.

Look at that form. That bounced back. There we go. This was bad too. Yeah, this form. That bounced back. Yeah. There! Here we go. This was bad too. Yeah, this has gotta be better. This is just a high school three pointer. Yeah.

Uh oh. Oh! Big cat. This is the guy that's gonna beat. I'd sell him. Marty. I think it's him. Marty is, I'm very nervous.

Oh, he did it again. What did he do? Oh, he went right into the front out line. Oh no. Oh man. He's not even close. What was his time yesterday? 3.30. 3.33.

3.33, okay. You're still way under time from last time. What? Take a dribble. Got him. Steven. Oh, you're online. Oh, you're online.

Oh, you're online. Oh, you're online. Oh, you're online. Oh, you're online. Oh, you're online. Oh, you're online. Oh, you're online. Gotta. Oh you're in line, you stop you're still a minute under your time So he's he's done worse than this. Did you have a lot of people? Like under three minutes is a pretty damn good time. What's the what what's your top time? I heard you have a six one 26 Yeah, I put a 127 on a two weeks of these heart

These are closer and closer 126. 126, huh? Yeah. I put a 127 on it. Oh no, he's losing his heart. He's losing his heart. Falling apart, yeah. He's just moving closer and closer. Yeah. Woo! There. It also is very, like, Sporkle is a very, like, it's dependent on how quickly you can get the Sporkle. Yeah.

And our type is not the best. So I should say that as well. If you can do answers that are shorter words or easily spelled words, that will definitely benefit. And don't try to go in order to start with the longest list first, I think. Yeah. Usually wherever you see it will help you too. Unless you're about to beat my time, then I will not help you. Then you shut the TV off. Yeah. Then I'm going to throw an experience. Oh, he's still out there. Oh, he's scooting up. We're almost to the free time.

Yeah, alright! We're still under your time, Les. Alright, Nick, let's go. Yeah. Alright, here we go. How about seven teams to use the color purple as a team color? NBA, NFL, NBA. Vikings.

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There's a college in Baltimore down that yeah College included no. Oh, it's the only pro. Yeah, only pro my bad Baseball team in Colorado Damn Also about keys. Yeah, Rage in Colorado also about keys yeah region color rockies there it is time five Wow the three ball five not to come back yeah you should have you should have been out of here you fucked up whatever dude all right Marty what was the most expensive porn pirates I knew

that why did you know that? What is that? I remember when it came out. Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh, is that the Pirates of the Caribbean? Pirates of the Caribbean porn? Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh, was it Pirates of the Caribbean?

Yeah. Interesting. It's a big budget. People were losing their minds in it. All right, Marty. Marty, when you come for Sporkle, you can sit in this seat so you can see the thing better. Yeah, it's tough to see it.

Oh, you lost to Cam Newton. Jesus. Damn. This is a great one. This is like a hit workout. Yeah, it's tough to see it. Oh you lost the Cam Newton Jesus Damn There's a great way. This is like a hit workout It's awesome Okay, this I'm nervous about him. It's tight everything about him screens. He's gonna kill that. He's a cool ass, dude Big AWL All right TJ tell me when you're ready.

He's dressed appropriately too. Am I? Yeah you are. You got the joggers on. That's true. Yeah. You're ready to go. Okay. Ready. Alright're ready to go. Okay. Ready. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go! I need this to be at least 15. 15 seconds? Yeah. He's gonna have to run it again, and you're gonna have to break it to him. He's gonna have to run it again and you're gonna have to break it to him. Oh shit. Lefty. Oh shit. That was a good shot.

This is his worst sport too. Hi. Righty. There it is. Baseball. Righty. There it is. Baseball. Uh oh. Oh, I might be good.

I might be good. Oh, I might be good. Yeah, I'm good. He's used to a wider surface. I'm good. He should be better at this, right? He should be really good at this. Hand-eye coordination.

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JJ watt TJ watt here it is 31 31 pretty good I JJ Watt? TJ Watt? Here it is. Con! 2-31. Pretty good. I wish I would let you go again, but you can't go twice in one day. You have the potential to beat me though. Where does that put me? Pretty high.

Page one. Page one. Like that's a very good time. The uh, will the basketball help me? was great. That's what was great. I See a big cat there March. Yeah How many times have you done this? Probably like what eight? Yeah, you're nine Eight nine fold that I did it once You beat a lot of professional athletes definitely want another chance you're gonna have to come back

At Soccer at the baseball yeah that soccer was whatever like that's that I felt like that was like 20 So even if you miss six or seven of them, you should be good at hand-eye coordination hitting ball It was it was like the the was like the glare over there was tough. The glare? Yeah, a lot of glare. Okay, yeah, you're right. There was a ton of glare.

Are you righty or lefty? Yeah, which one? Lefty. Couldn't decide. I'm all over the place. You did everything. You did lefty righty, lefty righty. I'm left leg dominant, right hand dominant.

So? How'd you get there? I don't know. What do you write with? Well, when I write, right hand dominant. What if you're writing with your feet? Then I'm left. Oh, interesting. Good question, Dan.

I also think I would have been better with a high noon. Oh, OK. Not one? Yeah. It's all yours. Always. That's nice of you, B. It was. Would have been much better with that. Uh do the high noon ad, Nick. Alright. High noon. So,

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You're best run you weren't well you didn't you weren't the highest score for more than like 20 seconds your best run You weren't well you didn't you weren't the highest score on anything right like the lowest time on yeah Yeah, super solid you just get you just get you have to hit like the second or third of everything They told me I was coached in there by Megan. She told me to go one-armed But I sure and I tried that but I'm a baseball yeah, but like I'm a lefty Yeah, I don't I don't and I'm not I'm a left. I'm baseball. Yeah, but like I'm a lefty. Yeah, I don't And I'm not I'm a left. I'm a right hand dominant, but I'm a lefty. Yeah, it's also like a lefty thing It's also like an easy swing that you don't have to swing very hard So you just got to make contact and the glare and the glare was talking about I apologize

I didn't I'm you should have told me about that obviously glare. I didn't realize I was gonna do it to you Do you want to do it again? And if you don't break two minutes you got you have to do it naked I have to do I've just drink three high noon's in a row There yeah, we've had one person go to that ball go through the chat is saying no it came back out Look, it's good for that is saying review it and wait there an official review. Oh, I took forever in this too that went through No, it went on the other side back one that went through I think look I went it would look it went on the outside and then back through so look where it goes I thought about how I ate that's just through the kill. It's not where the ball go

I was over there came through the back door look where the ball goes look right Where the ball go I was over there came through the back door. Look where the ball goes look right There the balls goes outside yeah, but should we have candidate going through the back door technically that's not through That's through. Yeah, is that not through? You know like that you made like the next one. Oh, you know what? Let's just let's just say that you get to go again I'm 100% in yeah, you get to go get no strings attached cuz I knew now. I'm very nervous So you're going again. He's going again in a cow Nick. You gotta be pissed. I mean it didn't go through but man I'm cool. It's all good. Tj. You agree when on the outside

Yes, but if it bounces and comes back through we've never we've never had that never had that on Never had that happen. I think it has to go through that never had that on never had that happen I think it has to go through as got a test good he just really wants to do it again yeah he's like sports give me a second to get another sport um everyone buy tickets to Nick's show tonight let's go it's chin pinned in. It's chinned, pinned in the chat. I almost said chinned in the pat. Chinned in the pat. Chinned in the pat. Yeah, nickalady.com. I think the mezzanine level is open. Hell yes. A couple tickets. Damn. He's getting another Go! I think I'm screwed here. Do you do? Hey, Malasek!

Come on. Maybe give Malasek some sort of incentive. It is his last day. It is. Yeah. Over 10 saves. Give him 500 bucks. I love spending your money.

Yeah. I'm Larry Ellison. Yeah, you are. Toison. Yeah, you are Just don't have a I'm trying to reserve your record I Don't want an outsider having it. Well, especially if it happens on the second time there'd be controversy on that. Mm-hmm I think he's gonna beat it here Do you guys agree? No, no what you're yeah. No. Yeah, I think he's gonna beat it here. Do you guys agree? No. Beat what? Your no.

Yeah, I think he is. I think so. I think he has it in him. I think we're gonna have a football rage quit. Chef Donnie looked at his feet and said, oh, I think he has small feet. So he went up and asked him what his shoe size was. And?

I think it's double digits. Oh, Marty, what are your shoes? 11 and a half. 11 and a half. Why do we have? Chef Donnie's looking for. Oh my God, Chef Donnie. Oh, he's so down bad.

Yeah, he's down very bad. He's just looking at people's feet who come in the office now. Oh, I hate that. I caught him over his shoulder Googling benefits of having small feet. I have a photo of it. Hand me downs from your younger brother by eight years.

It's diabolical. That's a brutal. You can't accept that. You gotta fight him. No. All right, we ready? Yeah. All right, here we go.

Three, two, one, go. Oh, one fell in. Oh, no. Oh, no. Shit. Oh, he's really taking... Oh, my God. That, he's really taking. Oh, yes. Oh my god.

That was a little blooper. Oh man. These all look like they're going through to me. Yep. That doesn't. They're like great throws. Oh. Yep. That doesn't. You're like great throws. Ooh! Oh yeah.

You're so accurate. You're good. You're good. I am not. Hit both these shots last time. Oh, not bringing the wrap. This shot's lasting. Oh. Oh. Not bringing the wrap. Ooh.

Oh. Oh. He's going to be mad. Can't walk away. Woo! Oh, god. All right. Five things a little piggies do or go to next. Okay.

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Chest shoulders pecs, shoulders, triceps. No? There you go. 216. 216. Did he beat you? No. What? You got better.

You got way better. You got 15 seconds better. We found that the football is easier on an angle you throw it too hard to yeah it on an angle. It's easier Yeah, you know your accuracy is a ton of complete. They're just like low that going What's the number one time again if I can yeah, well who's number one? Brandon got better than that He's not here Nick three times, I've done better three times. Oh man.

So Greg Olson came and did it, that's the first time? That was the second time. He was the only other person who was allowed to do it too. He bullied us. He bullied. He was mean and big. I went the opposite. You guys felt bad for me. What's at the top? Go to the top. I went I went the opposite you guys felt bad for me. Yeah

What's that the top go go to the top number one 126 we'll see who's the Greg also Greg Olson Big I got a chop 20 seconds off to be the You you ask on the on the trivia point his asking of the question He always asked the longest like question which I know that's a He already wasn't gonna be I try to get to the easiest one big cats record sporkle was like first ten numbers piggies go to the market wait what other what other muscles do you use in the in the chest press buys tries no I buys I think my I think my I don't know mine was like a factor it was like AFC South teams. It was Finkler.

That's what Nick said. Slend your ass and really get out. I think I had like a traffic light one and then like AFC West team. Yeah. I was like seven right away. Yeah. We were just ripped.

I hammered that goal though. Yeah you did. He's a fire. He's a tough goalie. He fucked him up. Yeah. Kim Howard over there. Was this big cats run? Yep.

Yeah, so you even missed a few cornholes. A lot of all that really young. Maltax down. Ready? Way different looking. All right. What is this? I don't remember that wall being read. Bang Jerry strategy was good. That has always the ball does and finish this is where you get hot right here oh we did have a different body armor but I got I still have the best run with the new body armor and I think that was pretty this is if this can't be it oh, I hit both fastball shot this must be the Ever it wasn't easy sparkle

And you know oh, that's totally different right here. That's way 27 is with this one too. You're all pace big cow and you're pulling the only had to push his own thing Yeah, you gotta pull your own. Yeah, wow made the second one Wow here. go here. We go Wow got a minute all right one minute sparkle all right Maple Leafs NL teams in Canada. Oh, yeah, there it is flames oilers Yeah, Lakers Warriors oh NBA champs He just blew right through. He, Lakers. Warriors.

Two more. Oh, NBA champions. That's too easy. That's 27. Oh my God. That's it? Wow. Wow.

Okay. Wow. Crushed it. What was my Sporkle when I did it two weeks ago? Is that easy too? Must have been. Or I'm just a genius. Probably not. Probably not. I'd be a genius. Hmm. Probably not. Probably not.

I'd be a genius. I'd be a genius. Oh, just a genius. Probably not. It is fun to do, though. It's so much fun. I mean, this office is just so much fun. Yeah.

Yeah, are you here tomorrow? Oh, no, I guess people are out tomorrow. We're not here tomorrow. Yeah, the office is closed tomorrow. We usually play pick up hoops on Friday. Marty might still come in. The worst game of pick up hoops ever. already might still come in the worst All the lights are off you see it's the gauntlet it's atrocious pick up hoops

We'll play like three games and we'll take an hour and a half Ones and twos Yeah, is this your first time in the office? Yeah, so you saw the court the tunnel the golf sim I saw What's the office? Yeah. So you saw the court, the tunnel, the golf sim? I saw, what's the tunnel? I didn't know. Oh, oh. Oh, you know, show him. Brandon, show him the tunnel. I'm not showing him the tunnel.

Show him the tunnel. Show him the tunnel, Brandon. Brandon, show him the tunnel. It's a seek, we just found it, and so. It's fucking awesome. Show him the tunnel, Brandon. Show him the tunnel. All right, wait, here was the other sport, cool.

Panthers, Dolphins. Okay. Oh yeah, and it's Jaguars. Oh, teams in Florida. Marlins. Yeah, that'sars, Marlins, Lightning. It's pretty easy, I'm not gonna lie. That's a luck of the draw. That you've got twice.

Strawberry. Basketball. Basketball, where's the basketball? Florida. Where's, oh, Heat, Magic. Miami Heat were an answer for both teams, for both runs. Where's, oh, Bucks. I just know the Heat.

Wow. Blueberry. I don't teams, for both of us. Where's all the bucks? I just know the Heat. Wow. Blueberry. I don't know. I don't know. Time. Whoa. 127? That's so dope.

You know what would be cool? To put somebody at the end, one end of the tunnel and that Marty Fish rip tennis balls at them. Oh, that would be cool. Oh yeah. I don't think we have a single tennis racket. No. I don't think that would hurt. I think Brandon's prefacing it. Yes. I hope not. No I don't think he is. Oh wow. Oh wow. Take a step that way. Yeah when you showed me it was the same

reaction I was like this is cool. I don't know it's just it goes on for a while. Yeah, when you showed me it was the same reaction, I was like, this is cool. I don't know, it's just that it goes on for a while. Brandon, what are you doing? Brandon, get out of there. Get out of there, Brandon. Party fish! In the tunnel. Another one. Nick, that's what you look like, dumbass.

Yeah, you look so dumb in there. Oh shit. He looks cool Oh, man, it's like he's like gonna find another way. No, yeah, well exit on the other side Oh Brandon go back That's in poor taste. Oh, he's leaving He's gonna go in that other office. With high noon. Sorry, they made me. Wait, wait.

Oh, he's going. Where are you going? This way. And we never saw him again. I don't like to be messed with. That does sound like Marty Fish. Jax. Get him.

It's not funny. I want to hang out with you. I just felt Get him, Blutman. It's not funny. I want to hang out with you. I just felt like I don't want to do this to this man. I was going to try to find my way over to the front. We do it to... All right, let's spin the wheel. So tomorrow, three hours and 15 minutes.

Three hours and 15 minutes of Yak Christmas special. Yeah. And then we're going to be off until January 2nd. Three hours and 15 minutes of Yak Christmas special. Yeah. And then we're gonna be off until January 2nd. Wanna do DraftKings? I did DraftKings. Yeah. TJ.

It was so seamless you didn't recognize it. TJ. Seeing the tunnel just now reminded me that maybe I did have a lot of drinks last night. Yeah. I was like, lot of drinks last night. Yeah. It's like, oh, yeah. No spoilers. But I don't know what that means. Yeah, I don't know what that means either.

I guess I'm just thinking out loud right now. You got stuck in the tunnel. It was classic. It's a new thing. You got me. Yeah. Super Bowl MVP has been stuck in there. Nick Foles, which one Nick F has been stuck in there. Nick Foles. Which one? Nick Foles.

Stuck him in there. Yeah, you're in good company. All right, let's spin this wheel, TJ. All right, we're good. All right, thank you, Marty. Thank you, Nick Coletti. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Nicoletti.

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