The Yak - Josh Pray Challenges Rone to a Battle Rap | The Yak 8-10-22

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

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It's the Yak. And now, Brandon Black It's the Yak Oh Just kidding, this is Josh Josh, what's good, bro? It's the Yak Uh-uh, they can't listen until they have that microphone

Listen, listen, mic check 1212 How y'all doing? We on the Yak And we're not talking about Cunyak No, but we're talking about Pontiac, Michigan Right Oh, the Yak Yeah, Yak Town We're not talking about Cognac. No, but we're talking about Pontiac, Michigan. Right. Oh, the Yak. Yeah, Yak Town.

Oh, that's why they call it Pontiac. Oh, I get that now. We're all from Pontiac. I think it's awesome how nobody offered the new person water or nothing. It's okay. This is your water. This is yours. I don't even want it now. I was joking.

I'm ruining my jokes. We have three kinds of shampoo you could drink Yeah it's delicious One's a body wash but it tastes like a shampoo I like bathing with shampoo We kind of drink it on this show It cleans your body better Cleans the inside out too if you drink it

Wait so Josh Why don't I introduce you to everybody on this show Let's do it That one on the far right over there, that's Brandon Walker. He really is on the far right. And however nice he is to you, to your face, yeah, he is super far right. Couldn't be more far if you're right. You said Mississippi?

Doesn't he look like it? I mean, look at him. We've been arguing about the South, but we'll give him that. Yeah, you're not from the South. I'm from Florida. I'm from the most southern part of the world. So the further you go south in Florida, the more north you are. That's like a 90s comedian bit.

That's the truth. That's a 90s hack-ass comedian bit. Is that not my brand? Oh, yeah. Is it a 90s comedian? It is. You're a list guy. What's the deal with Florida?

You are a big list guy. What's the deal with airplane food? And so the guy directly to your right is Nick. This is Nick. You met this morning. What's the deal with Florida? You are a big list guy. What's the deal with airplane food? And so the guy directly to your right is Nick. This is Nick. You met this morning. You guys met briefly this morning in another group of people, but you didn't get to individualize him.

He's a quarter Native American. You get a check? Yeah. You do for real? Yeah, but it's not great. You get a check. But he spends it all on booze, and he can't handle the booze, so it's like this kind of vicious circle.

It's a vicious circle. He'll pay taxes. Typical. It's super typical, but he doesn't pay taxes. He's part of the Shawnee tribe. Shaw's part of a tribe. Yeah. Sad to say you're not.

I'm Rone, and then this is Kate. Wait. Don't skip over these. You're a battle rapper. Yes, yes, yes. Listen, I just told him in the last podcast, I would eat you alive. Really? I would. What about in a battle rap?

That's what I'm telling you. Yeah, dude. That's one for the boy. That's one point for the boy. I just walked into that room. Yeah, a little bit. See what this is. I would bite your head off.

I know, dude. I believe it. But I only do compliment rap battles now. It's kind of in a way to boost my ego up and force the person I'm going against to be nice to me. I'll be even more mean. Really? There's nothing you can say. Really?

See? He already scared. He already said no. I didn't say nothing to nobody. You defend him. You said he would eat my head. No, I said Roan. You said he would kill me.

I said Roan is a battle rap legend. That's what I said about Roan. What do you feel like your advantage over Roan is? Say it. Outside of me being black? No, that just... And physically... More imposing?

Imposing. Yeah. And smelling better? Yeah, I do smell better. Oh, Ro Ron smells fantastic me being attractive I came from a solid core class dude I have a little

sweat stink to me because I nah I'm unexpected he gonna think I'm gonna come in as a comedian and I'll eat his head

yeah what kind of stuff would you make fun of me for I wouldn't make fun of you I'm going I'm smack battle rap oh so you would shoot me oh like a million times.

Really? Like so many guns. Every bar going to be a gun line. Gun that shoots a gun? That's it. Like my gun got a gun. That does sound dope. I'm not going to do the clap your kids.

No, I want to shoot you in the face. That would be fucking sick, dude. I could use that. I could use getting shot in the face one time. Clap your kids like having sex with kids? No, bro. Clap that shit out. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? time. Clap your kids like having sex with kids? No, bro. Clap that shit up. Oh, okay.

You know what I mean? Clap you like your kids got to clap. He went to Penn State. He went to Penn State. I did. Really? Yeah. So you didn't go to college?

No, you went to Florida. Or you're a Florida fan? I didn't go to Florida, man. I'm a Florida fan, man. Go Gators. Go Gators. So Kate's to the next. Kate'sators. Go Gators. So Kate's to the next. Kate's to the left of

us. She's a decorated troop. Thank you for everything you've ever done for us. The only way you can really thank me is to scribe to my OnlyFans at Katie Money Grabs. Oh, you're going to be doing the OnlyFans? I'm already doing it. I'm going to promote you. I'm already doing it. Thank you.

Really? I'm with you. Kate, you've stacked some bread. I've already stacked some bread. I'm already doing it. I'm going to promote you. I'm already doing it. Thank you. Really? Okay, you've stacked some bread. I've already stacked some bread. I'm showing my tramp stamp tonight. Whoa. Tell the people what they could get. Besides the pics. Part of it's the mystery. You're degrading men?

I'm already degrading them. Did one? I'm already calling them anybody who messages me. I'm already shitting all over. I'm calling them little cuck boys. So a subscriber can message you personally? Oh, I've been chatting up all my subscribers already. You call them what?

Cuck boys? Little cuck boys. What's wrong with being a cuck boy? Nothing if you're paying me. That's not a stigma, I'll tell you. Yeah, what's wrong with that? That's not an insult. I'm trying to break the stigma.

First, I always do aftercare. I say something really nasty and then I say bye. Is that okay? Was that all right? Yeah, are you okay? I love trying to break the stigma. First, I always do aftercare. I say something really nasty and then I say bye. Is that okay? Was that all right? Yeah, are you okay? I love you. Have a good day.

I'm sure you're charging. So I'm only doing, I've got low self-esteem. I'm only charging 15. What would you charge? Team what? 15 bucks. That's a lot.

A month. That's a lot. You got other girls here doing 30. No, it's like 499. That's where you make the money. I know because I subscribe to you. Are you a Hollywood fan? Really?

I got like 32 subscriptions. Uh-uh. That's more than Glennie. I'll be lowering it to 10. No, no, no, no. Come on, Kate. And I think like wait a week until you show the tramp stamp. Like build up the followers.

Build up the followers. Yeah. I have a picture of you sucking a lollipop. That's my first post. Why? I don't know. I just said don't be a sucker. Tell your friends to subscribe. He said why why why so at katie money grabs are you gonna tell us how much money you made or i feel like the girls have kind of the the women

have kind of banded together and said or they're not telling anymore are you telling i i get i we can eat no disrespect to them i feel like i'm a slightly different group like they like, again, I don't have a little self-esteem. They're actually hot. It's kind of bullshit. They banded together and they're not going to tell us how much money. But you can tell that you can just look at how many fans they have and then times by 30. So what is it, Kate? I have, I'm almost up to 600 in my first like hour already.

$600? Are you serious? Yeah, I'm sorry. It's a delight. It's so addictive. You made $600 It's a delight. It's so addictive. You made $600 on OnlyFans? It's so addictive. I'm starring one tonight at the hotel.

What are you doing on there, Josh? Listen, I got a dad bod, and we the wave right now. Honestly, that is the hot thing. Men that look like me right now are the sexiest men on the planet right now. That's going to break KB's heart because KB has been sculpting this body for a minute.

You swear it's 2015. Women don't even like abs no more. That shit is ugly. That shit's like, ew. It's gross. They like traps and quads, unfortunately. They like shoulders. You know what I'm saying?

They like some thighs. They like to look good. He needs to work on his stretch marks, his legs, and his shoulders. No delts on my body. You know what the thing is that ladies like? Whatever body you have. What are you doing for shoulders, KB?

Cum gutters. I do it all. Wait, what? Front raises, lateral raises. I do fucking shoulder press. Maybe it's what you're eating. Maybe it's your diet. You sound sad as fuck.

It's really down. It's a six-month plateau, but it's fun. It's fun for me. Maybe you should take a little break and get the newbie gains back I can't how long do you take a break before you can do that

I think it's gotta be a good amount I think it's gonna be at least like two months probably why are you asking him like he exercises not like he exercises

you can tell the way he wears hat he exercises I haven't exercised in a long time you can tell anybody that wears a sweater in the summer

exercises no I think that's the polar opposite. I'm hiding something under here. Burning. You shredding right now. I appreciate it. Hey, what did you, before we introduce little Sasquatch, what did you say about cum gutters? What's a cum gutter?

You don't have to be fit to have them. I don't want to be weird, but you probably have them. Cum gutters on a guy. It's a hot. It's that. Obliques? It's those two little gutters leading down the side of your crotch.

No, no, no, because those are oftenly, there's a big misconception. Wait, wait, wait. The difference between supplying that, that you eat cum gutters and just a belly.

What the fuck is a cum gutter? No, well. Who the fuck sat down and said, we gonna call that a cum gutter? Well, it's like two kind of carved out and I feel like it shows

you got good thrust muscle. It's like that's right in the thrust zone. You got cum gutters? Yeah, I got like two kind of carved out and I feel like it shows you got good thrust muscle. It's like that's right in the thrust zone. You got cum gutters? Yeah, I got some gullies. Some gullies. You got a little canyon. A cum gutter.

Yeah. Damn. Wait, wait, wait. Y'all just want to let her say that? And then we go... Yeah, I feel the same way as you because I heard

her kind of slide it in and I was like... And I tried to ignore but I thought she said cum gutters. I was fine. Well, ignore her. I thought she said cum goddess. I was fine. Well, that too. I thought she said gum cutters or something,

but cum gutters. Because it makes it seem like the cum is landing in the cum gutter, and it's like a ravine. And if it lands there, that means you short. Yeah. I could never. Or to the left and right.

That's a cum gutter. The thing is, I don't have no cum gutter. But you're saying if you have a belly, it looks like you have cum gutters. No, it's's a cum gutter. The thing is- I don't have no cum gutter. But you're saying- If you have a belly, if you have a belly, it looks like you have cum gutters. No, it's still a cum gutter, right? That's just a belly hanging over everything else. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's the matter? The gutter's there. I actually have a shadow. Yeah, yeah. I'm just going to be the guy to say it. We've thrown around a word, cum, just weights. Oh, but you don't-

We're going to do it a lot more. Welcome to the show, brother. Can we just say semen or something? Oh, that's way worse. just say semen That's way worse That's way worse That's zesty I'll meet you in the middle Can you imagine talking to your son

Can you imagine talking to your child like that You should bring it up in general Why are you talking to your kid about cum I got a 15 yo I got a 15 yo Emory listen When you have a girl you're going to shoot some cum on her See how nasty that shit sounds I got a fist place. Hey, son, when you're with a woman, the reason you want to wear a condom is because when you ejaculate,

your semen, nah, when you cum, your cum's going to come out. I feel like you could just, hey, wear a condom. Right. Skip over that whole condom. You ain't got no keys. Wear a condom. You can figure out what the condom's for. I feel like you could just, hey, wear a condom. Tip over that whole condom. You ain't got no keys. Wear a condom. You can figure out what the condom's for. I didn't know until I was like 22, 23. Never had the cum talk with my dad.

I think Papa Bear can sit that one out. Y'all daddy ain't love y'all. If he used the word cum, he probably wouldn't love you. I must think it's like instinct. You do it and you're like, is this fucking cum? I've never used the word cum this many times. I's like instinct. You do it and you're like, is this fucking cum? I've never used the word cum this many times. I'm with Josh. Say there's

a nocturnal emission or something like that and there's some sticky sheets that you find the next morning. You're not going to be like, did you just cum on the sheets? Not even that. You're like, hey, Emory, is this your cum? What is this? Why are you putting your kid's name on blast like that and talking about your kid cumming? Emory was named after Emmett Smith's brother, another Gator legend.

What? Wait, wait, wait, time. Emory wasn't a Gator legend. You named him after – Emmett Smith's brother. Why didn't you name him after Emmett? Because Emmett's an ugly name. I don't like the word.

I don't like the name Emmett. I don't like Emmett Smith. Emory was way prettier. Emmett is an ugly name. It's an old guy with, like, no teeth. Yeah, Emmett. I'll move away from it Yeah

Is that a college in Atlanta? Oh that's Emory Yeah Emory Emory is a college E-M-O-R-Y And you have What is yours? What is mine?

What is yours? Are you spelling Emory? Your Emory's name Oh E-M-R-H-E Ooh That's just not R-H-E? Yeah

His white grandmother Came up with that, too. So before y'all say, like, black, it's Caucasian grandma thought that shit was cool, and we stuck with it. We love switching up the spellings. You ever talk to her about cum? No, the permit system.

I don't talk to that people. I don't talk to his grandma. I actually didn't even hear the word cum until I was in, like, high school. Oh, wait. Everyone said jizz when I was younger. Yeah, jizz was cool. That's another very Caucasian word, jizz and cum. Jizz is Caucasian? Oh, wait. Everyone said jizz when I was younger. Yeah, jizz was the thing. That's another very Caucasian

word. Jizz and cock. Jizz is Caucasian? Oh, yeah. Jizz is very white. Jizz, cum, cock is all cock. Yeah, you guys

don't say cock. No black dude ever woke up and was like, you know what? Hey, man, it's cock. Like, that's not even ain't no shit

we'll even say. You guys don't say cock. That almost sounds weird coming out of your mouth. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like one of those Google images that's not really a thing it's giving me that same sensation literally like what else did we we had a few other words i mean when he said spunk earlier

that's definitely of uh that's like russian though nobody nobody says it a lot nobody born past 1930s broad like a wad re cheese cheese Brie cheese Yeah see Kiwi The fucking way Yeah yeah yeah Kiwi What's kiwi You don't say kiwi No one says any of that shit

What is a kiwi A fruit I know I was with a I know what a kiwi is But is it something else For something else No no It's just the fruit

I thought a kiwi was a vagina Shit Well tell your kid that That sounds way too old You're coming on the kiwi Tell him what to do When you your kid that. That sounds way too little. When you're coming on the kiwi, tell him what to do. When you're nutting, I think you're looking for...

No, no, no, that's black. My nutting is black. Yes. That's us. That's us. We died for that shit. We died for the nuts. I'm trying to catch a nut.

That's us. Yes, dude. Pardon me. Yes. You have nut gutters. You have nut gutters. No, Kate. You know, gutters. You know Kate. You know Kate.

Nice to meet you. Wait, Josh, can I ask you how you wound up getting hired at Barstool? How did this all come to be? Because I feel like I've never. Affirmative action. Yeah. What we thought. Yep.

It's all good. As we nailed it. Affirmative action. Who found you to affirm you? Now, what it was was I got a homeboy Named Thomas He's out of Texas He actually helps me get booked

For my last stand up And things like that Texas Tommy And he was like Josh, he's a huge UFC fan He was like Josh, you gotta talk about This dude named Paddy the Baddy

He's this new up and coming MMA fighter He's one of the only athletes That barstool is signed He was like I'm telling you I like him And I gotta like somebody To do a video on him Cause I do a bunch of videos so i looked them up i watched all this stuff for

like a couple days i'm like you know what i like his character i like the stuff he do i like that he gains a lot of weight loses the weight i said that yesterday yeah i like that he's a liverpool redneck in my opinion like he's super chill super laid back so i looked at the video i did the video i said some things about him And Dave Saw the video And hooked up with Gaz And then Gaz Gaz Gaz

Gaze Gaze Gaze Gaze He hit me up on Instagram And I never check My DMs on Instagram Like ever

Because I just don't And I I checked That day He was like Hey I'd like to have a conversation with you And then I met Erica Nardini Who who's super dope.

I like Erica. I like Erica's demeanor as just like, all right, this is what we're going to do. This is how it's going to happen. What you want to do? Tell me what your goals are. Like, yeah, I got to be a part of that. And that's how it happened. Did you have a previous, like, did you know about Barstool before all that?

I know Barstool compared to the other sports company, which I don't name no more. I know Barstool for being the pop culture of sports. They talk about all the stuff that nobody else wants to talk about in a dope way. And you guys are on. Like cum. Like cum. Yeah, we're talking about it. There's a dope way for us to talk about cum. And like come yeah we're talking about it there's like a

dope way for us to talk about come and a lot of people uh say Barstool's controversial I don't really think it's controversial I just think it's very opinionated unapologetically opinionated yeah yeah have you like uh since you've been here has there even been any controversies that have been like oh like that's that's kind of weird that's going on Dave Portnoy was trending yeah like literally I was like damn i'm going to new york this man trending already but i think he was right about that dude i think baseball thing yeah i'm kind of on his side about that was weird not even to have i think that i think it was fake yeah i think that's like one of those things where people just say the opposite of what you're

supposed to say for no i think i i definitely think somebody like encourage them hey go say yeah it's okay to that kid. I think it's like when the hot kid in school like brings like a poor kid like some new sneakers with a camera crew around him

or some shit. Like he's doing it because the cameras are there and now like 12-year-olds are trying to be like the good guy. And I think that's the softest shit.

Now I will say that. Yes, exactly. Me having two sons, a 15 and a 12-year-old, I think that's, let's be friends. Nah, elbow him in the mouth. And then after the game, be like, oh, you okay?

I think he ain't got no teeth in his mouth. The guy crying who hit the kid with the ball like he was the one who got hit was what bothered me. It's like, dude, you were not the victim of what happened there. You're not the one who should be being consoled right there. Like, you just. It was legit Will Smith at the Oscars. Yeah, yeah. I think everybody was around him and he was crying. Yeah, it's like, dude, you're not the victim.

I liked it. Did you? I thought it was a sweet moment. Really? I understood it, but... I did think it was soft, but I wouldn't have said that on the internet. Their emotions are so high.

Yeah, you don't want to admit that to anybody. That's the difference between me and the boss, right? El Presidente. I wouldn't want to admit that to anybody. That's the difference between me and the boss, right? El Presidente. I wouldn't have said it on the end. He's a little bit more of a pussy than you are. Who? El Prez. I couldn't do that. Me and my brand and stuff like that. Oh, you're a big pussy. Who, me? Yeah.

Who's a bigger pussy? You're a Prez. Yeah, you have to choose. You gotta talk. Okay, so. Even if neither of you are pussies. That's the pussy scale. Let's be clear. I ain't going to even joke about that. I ain't no pussy. I ain't no bitch.

No. I don't think that's funny calling me a pussy. But I don't know Dave like that, so I ain't going to call him a pussy. Well, we calling pussy here. I don't know him. You said a line. You know what I'm saying? That's a line. Like, I don't.

That's just me. I don't. We can talk cum. You can talk cum, but you can't talk cum on me. No. No one was talking that. No one was saying that. We weren't saying that.

I'm just saying, like, I'm just drawing the line, like, Josh, like, I'm goofy as hell, but I ain't no pussy. Well, nobody said you were really a pussy. You just asked me if I'm a pussy. You said, who's a bigger pussy? Meaning I'm a pussy. Well, Dave's not a pussy either, John. Somebody just said Dave was a pussy, didn't him?

Sass. Sass. It was Sass. Sass said it. Sass was saying it. Sass is the only one. Somebody in this room said Sass, didn't him? Sass. It was Sass. Sass said it. Sass was saying it. Somebody in this room said Sass. I would never say that. So now somebody acting like a pussy.

We're pussies, yeah. Somebody don't want to act. Somebody said it. That's how I came to Barstool. It's the beauty of the internet. You can say it, but I would never say it to his face. The negotiations lasted like a month. And it was just simple. A month?

Like a month. Wow. Sometimes you put the ball in their court. You think you're ready to read a contract and yeah, send me the contract. I can read it. I don't need no lawyer, no nothing. And then they start using words that you like, damn, I thought I had a college degree. Like what the fuck does this word mean with this word? Why did they put cum in here so many

times? The one thing I will say, I will say this. Barstool men... Not you, Katie. This ain't got nothing to do with you, Katie. Barstool men get all the women. And I did want to sign off on that. That's not true.

Women love Barstool men. What? Listen, you have no idea because you married us. I understand. But y'all have no idea how much women like y'all. Women like bold-ass men. Nuh-uh. You ain't putting yourself out there.

I'm telling you. Like, this fraternity, this thing of y'all's. Well, how do you know that? Like, what evidence do you have that women like? Wait, wait. We've circled back to pussy. So you got the job so you can get a lot of pussy. No, man.

I'm Josh Prey already. Okay, alright. Exactly. He's a touring comedian. Where were you just? You were in Montana? I could get out there and be nutty. I was in Seattle. I could just go out and nut? Who, you? Yeah. Oh, listen. If you went on the internet after this podcast and said,

you know what? I just really want some ass. Somebody going to DM me. Yeah, Nick, tweet that right now. That is a good idea. I guarantee you, you tweet out. Listen, I just want to. Yeah, you haven't tweeted in a while. Come on, Nick.

I really want some ass. I just want to experience a beautiful woman. I guarantee you a woman will say, you know what? Nick, please. I'm going to put this coochie on him. Quit playing, Nick. Like a fat ass? It's whatever you went to.

You went to New York, so there's a lot of fat asses in New York. You could say that again. That's the one good thing. Nick, I think it's time for you to tweet that. I'm not tweeting that. Why? Why? Because my whole brand is asexual.

I've been building it since I was born. Look at KB going to have that. It worked great for him. Did you tweet building it since like I was born. Look at KB gonna have that. It worked great for him. Yeah, and now he can't go out. Did you tweet that? I said it, allow.

You said, if that ass fat. What'd you say it? I said, what did I say it? In video form. What did you say? I said,

if that ass fat KB gonna have that. And I kind of said it in musical style. What happened? I have probably about 12 to 15 guys just responding to me

and saying that to me on a daily basis. They might be. Anytime. If you say it, they will come. A picture of a girl with an ass. I get tagged in it and say, it says, KB gonna have that. Fun little thing. People send it to me.

See? And he ain't saying it on the mic, but I guarantee you, like, he had options. He has options. Yeah, he can choose. If you say it, they will come. Yeah. options. He has options. Yeah, he can choose. If you say it, they will come. Yeah, but I think the thing is that you're underestimating that as much as women might like barstool guys,

men like barstool guys a thousand times more. Men like barstool guys. Now, I will say this. Ever since I've come to barstool... Since you nutted to barstool.

Nutted to barstool. I didn see now. You're saying it. Since you nutted to Barstool. Right, yeah. Nutted to Barstool. Ever since you've just gone over there. I didn't do it. Why are you pointing at me? Ever since I've signed on to partner with, work for,

work with, be with Barstool, I've told somebody off this off camera, the fan base y'all have, the fan support, it's like psychotically insane.

Uh-huh. Like, the first two weeks, I wanted to call Erica Nardini and Dave and be like, you know what, I don't know if I want to work with y'all because y'all fans are passionate. Yeah. And I'm talking about, like, they will go back to a tweet from three days ago and be like, shut the hell up again.

Like, what is wrong with y'all? Like, y'all fans are passionate. They like you now. Wait till they turn on you, dude. It comes in waves. They like you, then they hate they turn on you, dude. It comes in waves. They like you, then they hate you, then they dislike you, then they hate you. What would make them turn on me? Oh, it doesn't matter.

It's them. It's not you. You can walk in a straight line and they can be like, he's walking great. It's also a small majority. What? It's a small. Oh, no, damn, you see it. Yeah, they're small men, but it's a majority.

They're most of them. There you go. It's about 90%. They majority. They're emotional. There you go. It's about 90%. They loud. They are loud. They're going to call you pussy and worse moving forward. I'm okay with it. Are you going to respond?

I'm okay with it. I respond to some. Well, I'll say this. I'm okay with calling me unfunny and stuff like that because comedy is subjective. I'm not. I don't know if i could take personal disrespect right because my thing is i got the means to be where you are right so you ain't gonna person like i did a sketch with my mom that barstool posted right and i think if barstool

post that on their mother podcast whatever page it makes sense but they put it on the regular barstool account and people was disrespecting my mama. And I'm a mama's boy. So I'm reading these comments like, they got their damn mind. Like, I'll fight every one of y'all to death every day. But you can't. You cannot. Well, you can't at all because a lot of them are anonymous. I know what I'm saying.

You can't. But in my head, it's like, how do you wake up and say, fuck somebody mama? Because you want a reaction out of somebody. That's like sick, though. Yeah. Yeah. Like, that's my mama. But these want a reaction out of somebody. That's like sick though. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's my mama. But these are

your new fans. Nah, those aren't fans. No, these are also the Instagram. Don't look at the Instagram. Nah, these are I call these are new viewers. I don't like

fans aren't negative. You know what I'm saying? A hate click is still a click? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's a lot of positive people. Yeah. When was the last time

you beat someone's ass? Um. Yeah, it's a lot of positive people. When was the last time you beat someone's ass? You really got to think about this. I hit a bouncer in the mouth last year. Yeah? I hit a bouncer in the mouth. Russian dude with a ponytail. Whoa. He was asking for it.

Steven Seagal. He wasn't asking for it. He disrespected me. He disrespected me. I cuss out a few people over comedy. I don't like hecklers. I go through my comedy show, then I'll invite the heckler back and we'll

whatever. I'm the comedian that's going to go into the audience. Really? Oh, facts. Really? Oh, facts. Crowd surfing? Oh, facts. Sass does the same thing. So he's a stand-up comedian too, right? Yeah. So you understand the heckling game I just usually tell him

To shut the fuck up And then I move on See, I do that But And you know We do our sets, whatever So we can go on About our business

But I'm very well aware Of like disrespect And I need to grow up I know I do, but Why don't you just Ask the club To kick him out Get rid of him

You gotta start crowdsurfing That ain't enough That ain't enough for me Climbing You gotta start doing 21 pilot shit When you do your standouts I do

I need to get more physical I'm trying to make a transition To like a Dane Cook type guy And just be like Laying on the stage And rolling around Getting real physical See me

I'm more story oriented When I'm on stage Like I'm totally different On stage Whatever But nah I can't do it When it's a dude

You sit right there Hey get him some drinks I'll pay for your drinks And everything Then after the show Come back when I'm on stage. Like, I'm totally different on stage, whatever. But, nah, I can't do it. Like, when it's the dude, you sit right there. Hey, get him some drinks. I'll pay for your drinks and everything. Then after the show, come back here. I want to holler at you. That's what Patrice did.

He paid for a girl's tab and said leave. And he gave her, and he paid off all of her drinks and he was like, get out of here. I don't want you to be here.

I can't do that. I really showed them. I know I ain't gonna last a long time I'll probably get sued When I'm worth millions And millions and millions But I'm going to Which will happen soon

I'm going to the stands That's me I'm doing it Run our tests I'm like Alice at the Palace If me and him Was doing a show together

And somebody disrespected you Oh I'm going to the stage Point them out Let's go We gotta do it We gonna make Twitter tomorrow But fuck it I would go in the crowd

And start heckling with the guy Don't do that I don't know how Battle rappers do it Like I don't like It's just Someone just being mean To your face

That's okay Cause it's playing Like battle rap is Wrestling to me Yeah Like y'all not Not even close Yeah it is right

Pro wrestling Battle rap is Pro wrestling right Yeah Like WWE... Pro wrestling, right? Yeah. Like WWE and all that. You don't really hate to do it. You don't want nobody to die. Right, it's an act.

And you're kind of putting on a little kayfabe for the fans and being all tough, and then afterwards, they probably shake hands in the locker room or whatever, slap each other on the ass, take a shower together, whatever you guys do. You guys sit there way... What do you mean bro that's not what people do

in lock for room I feel like battle rap like that was the post credit scene in 8 Mile hecklers in battle rap yeah yeah sometimes

I remember I was at a show I went to a battle rap in Houston two years ago night of main events or something like that and the battle rapper was losing Gnome

Gnome and the battle rapper he came into the audience and I was right there like, it was him and a dude named Twerk. They jumped into the crowd and the crowd's part

of like the Red Sea and I'm at the back of the crowd like, Andy, what the fuck going on? And they looking right at me and I'm like, I'm finna die.

Yeah. But one of them finna get it. There's a dude named Goods, a battle rapper who I battled one time. Yeah, I battled him a while ago

but he took a Hennessy bottle one time and someone was heckling him and he just threw a Hennessy bottle at a guy's face. about two years ago, I battled him a while ago. But he took a Hennessy bottle one time and someone was heckling him and he just threw a Hennessy bottle at a guy's face. That was like two years ago. Yeah, that was a while ago. But yeah, there's hecklers and the dude, New Jersey Twerk, like you said, they jumped into the crowd and beat ass. I can't do that.

I just can't. I don't know, man. You're not strong enough, you feel? I can deal with hecklers. I can't deal with personal disrespect. You ain't gonna call me no bitch no pussy call me fat call me ugly

do you think that if someone calls you a bitch or a pussy it makes you a bitch or a pussy yeah if you let it slide really you gotta draw the line

so you're coming on this live show right now yeah we're live and all the things that bother you this is live oh yeah

this is live wait this ain't pre we ain't gonna edit this shit no alright listen my name is Josh Pratt. I ain't bothered by none of this shit. I got thick skin.

There we go. No, that's not. But my whole comedy, my whole shtick and style is me being vulnerable anyways. So I'm straight. You know what I'm saying? I'm straight.

Me too. I'm very straight. Fuck yeah. Love that. And so what's your plan going forward, Josh? Like what type of content are you going to – I know you're a big Florida guy, but you have a bunch of different alliances as far as your teams. Like are you – but you're a big college football guy.

Are you going to do some college football stuff? I'm a Gator fan. My second son was named after Percy Harvin. His name is Percy Joshua Prey. I actually met Percy Harvin's wife. She's like, hey, Percy knows that. He thinks that's so dope. So, Percy, please send me.

You didn't meet him. I didn't meet Percy yet, man. I got autographed football card for Percy, but I still have yet to take a picture with Percy Harvin. I might cry when that happens. They had crazy Florida teams back in the day. Yeah, 2008. 2008.

Who else was on that? Tim Tebow, Brandon Spite. Riley Cooper. Riley Cooper. The Pouncey Twins. Aaron Hernandez. Cam Newton. Cam Newton was a backup

to Tim Tebow. Marcus May. A lot of felons. Major Wright. A lot of felons. There was one felon. Yeah, Cooper did. There was literally one felon

and that was Aaron Hernandez. Yeah, but that's the worst felony you can commit. I don't think it is. Cooper was a yell-in. You think that murder is the worst felony you can commit. I don't think it is. Do you think that murder is the worst felony you can commit? I think it is. I don't. What's worse than murder? I was going to say that.

Most sexual crimes I feel. A lot of sexual crimes. I'm a Gator fan. I'm a Laker fan. You son of a bitch. And you're a Patriots fan? I'm a Patriots fan. I hate the Boston Celtics. Are you from Florida? I'm a Laker fan. Oh, you son of a bitch. And you're a Patriots fan? I'm a Patriots fan. Get the fuck out of here. I hate the Boston Celtics. Are you from Florida?

I'm from Florida. You're not from the South. The South? Florida is the South. Thank you. Thank you. It is. Thank you.

We're gatekeeping. Like, this isn't a gate. That's such a dumbass. I've met people from Florida who have, like, thick southern accents. Yeah, you've seen North Florida, you have. I don't know. Listen, Mississippi is stuck in the 1950s. Yeah. Oh,

what a time. And they don't want, what a time. What a time to be alive. If you was, yeah, so, so,

he was, yeah. Yeah, he was. He was. He was. I'm a Tampa Bay Lightning fan, the greatest sports hockey franchise

in the history of hockey. Sports hockey, I love that. Sports hockey franchise. Lightning fan The greatest sports hockey franchise In the history of hockey Sports hockey I love that Sports hockey Lightning Lightning The best sports hockey team Really Not just hockey team

Sports hockey Sports hockey You're not thinking All hockey but sports hockey One thing I do want to bring To Barstool though And I haven't seen it Is I have a big Irish fan base

And they have the GAA league And they play Camogie And they play Gaelic football. Oh, yeah. That's what they mean by black Irish? No. Oh, it's a different thing. You got to go up to Gaelic Park in the Bronx.

I've been there. Oh, you have? Yeah. They had the Ireland camogie championships for the youth. Yeah. I hosted that event. Really? Right before COVID.

What is this? Camogie is the woman's version of hurling hurling so just imagine lacrosse paired with soccer and you get to beat someone with a stick and you can only take four steps then you got to bounce the ball on the ground you're gonna take four steps you got to hit it off the why do you like that stuff why do you like that it's fast paced it's competitive i love the fact that the athletes don't get paid. And when I tell you the athletes are bigger than Tom Brady and Michael Jordan... Is that why you're a big college football fan?

I want athletes to get paid. I think they don't get paid enough. You just said you like when they don't get paid. I like the professional sport. They get endorsements, but it's the passion they have for the sports. Like, one of their... In Gaelic football, one of the main players is a doctor. Yeah.

So he has his eyeball hanging out, but he trying to tell you how to fix your eye. I just think that's fire. And they love it. Like, they sell out the stadium. And they have this thing. I was able to go to the All-Ireland Finals. And it was 86,000 people. And the game ends in a tie.

They do it next week. And they resell 86,000 people. And the game ends in a tie. They do it next week. And they resell 86,000 tickets. Damn. So imagine the Super Bowl being played back to back and people supporting it like that. That would be awesome. That would be awesome. That's what they do in Ireland.

And they just love their athletes. You got to get to Ireland. I've been to Ireland. Ireland flew me to Ireland. Ireland flew me to Ireland. Ireland flew you to Ireland? The whole country just said, come on. Here we go. So Tourism

Ireland is a company paid for by taxpayers. And they actually contacted me. Ireland flew you to Ireland? No, it was Ireland. When I got there, I was there for five days and BBC followed me for the week. Oh, that makes sense. So we partnered with BBC

and it was a phenomenal event. I like something that checks out. The news. The news program. I think he's talking about chicks. I'm sorry. No. No. But I hope Barstool gets into

Gaelic sports and things like that because it's a huge thing. I think that's part of the freedom and power. You can just put Barstool into it. You can just do it. You don't even have to ask anybody. So that's what I want to do. I just know the backlash that's going to come from the traditional American Barstool sports followers because they won't understand it at first.

Oh, there won't be backlash for that. No, I don't think so. The women. The women's sports in Ireland. There may be backlash for that, yes. Yeah, women's sports so the women the women's sports in ireland so you may be backlash for that yeah women's sports no no the women's sports in ireland they're celebrated probably more than the men is this true is this true like you're saying like like celebrity status on par with like lebron oh hell oh my god in ireland they treat the these women so they would have britney grinder home already if it was in ire That wouldn't have ever happened if it was in Ireland.

Really? Like, women are no joke. Kamogi stars? Kamogi, like, you got to think, the greatest female boxer in history is Irish. Leila Ali is Irish? That's Katie, man. What's wrong with you, man? What's wrong with you?

Katie Ali? Katie, man. Katie's the greatest ever. Really? Oh, my gosh. That's crazy that those are your interests. It wasn't though. I only got interested in Irish sports because somebody kept commenting on my video.

You got to talk about hurling. I'm like, what the hell is hurling? I thought it was curling, that shit on the ground. I'm like, I'm not going to watch that. Then when I got into hurling, I was like, this is dope. It is. It really does. It gets your heart going.

Can I ask you what is hurling? I think I know what it is, but what is it? Like I said, hurling is lacrosse mixed with football mixed with soccer. With the long sticks. They kind of smack the sticks and run a couple times. I thought that was camogie. No, camogie. So camogie is hurling, but it's the female version.

Okay. So women play camogie. It's like a nurse. Who's the top woman? Who's the top woman athlete in Ireland right now? That athlete? The most celebrated athlete is Kate. It's the boxer.

Yeah, they go through the wrestling. One of these ones you're talking about. So type in Kamogi Hurling. No chance he knows how to spell Kamogi. Me? C-A-M-O-G-I-E. I want to say Westmeath

just won. Westmeath. Shout out to Westmeath. Really big blow for Eastmeath. What's happening right now? Empty ass seats. So that had to be during what year was this? So you see the stands? Alright, you're not lying. I'm telling you, 80,000 that had to be during, what year was this? So you see the stands?

All right, you're not lying. I'm telling you, 80,000 people come to see women play. That's a big-ass field, too. And they celebrate. Like, it's insane. It's insane. I've never seen nothing like it. And me being American, the only thing I can compare it to is the Super Bowl.

Scoop up the ball. What the fuck? That's crazy. Oh, hell no. What do you mean? And you got to constantly do math in your head. Math? Because you're telling me.

Every four steps, you got to put the ball back on the ball. Every four steps, you got to bounce it off the ground or hit it off the hurley. Yeah. And the goalies and whatnot. Like, it's crazy. But I'm hoping to bring more attention to the GAA because it's a really big opportunity. What would be a good way

to bring attention to it? Are you going to talk about it in your videos? Go do a video about it? I'm going to do videos about it. Do you stand to gain financially if this league takes off? Do you own the league? Nah. No one's ever thought Brandon's as funny as you think that Brandon is.

And it's doing crazy things for his self-esteem. No, because he reminds me of Will Ferrell. Oh. No. You remind me of Will Ferrell. Oh, this is Anchorman. Y'all should be here all the time. What it is is y'all got to remember, y'all know each other like personally.

Yeah. We know he's not funny. So me, I'm an excited person. So I'm like, he's funny to me. I'm an excited person So I'm like He's funny to me Yeah yeah have it I'm not saying a word You said some funny lines

Nah he's funny Y'all tripping Y'all tripping If I was a pedophile What'd you just say Brandon? It's happening What was it? Well yeah that's why

I was a pedophile What'd you just say Brandon? If I was a what? If I was a pedophile. What did you just say, Brandon? If I was a what? If I was a pedophile. Brandon, what? Brandon, you said that? One line. It was funny in a different way.

It was a hypothetical about... How was that a hypothetical? I was trying to ruin my momentum. Why would that ever be a hypothetical? One goddamn day. One goddamn day, Brandon Walker's head. What was that? I think we introduced him a paradox,

like the trolley problem involved. There ain't no way in hell. There is no if I was alpha. At the cool dilemma. Exactly, you won't even say it. No. It's like saying, if I was gay, I would never be. It is like that. A set amount of people, and you had, I don't know.

Yeah, so, Brandon, why'd you say that? Why'd you say that, Brandon? I don't remember why we said that. You probably want to find out. I think we were doing a pedophile day. Y'all had a pedophile day? We did, and it was Roan's idea. You came up with a day for pedophiles?

I wanted to catch him. It was a pedophile week. It's the best way to catch him. Y'all dedicated a whole week to pedophilia? Well, it was pedophile month. It was afternoon. On the yak, we did the week. And then I think another program got the next week.

Who did I sign to? I mean, there's like Pride Month. We can't have like a... Edify? Nah. Oh, God. Nah, bro. Come on.

Nah. Come on, bro. Nah. How else do you set a trap? That's like putting cheese on a mouse trap. Isn't that right? I mean, it's not like you're anti-cheese. You're trying to catch the mice.

The parent cheese, the pedophile. Okay. Yeah. We do that a lot. Okay. Okay. I'm a yo. Why don't we take a look at the prep sheet here?

Oh, well, we also got to spin the wheel. Are you willing to get wet? Nah. Is he Stephen Che? Nah. The big cats tweet about Che? No. No.

What did he tweet? Fucking Baldy. Yeah. Got some love. I don't know where Che is, but I don't know did he tweet? Fucking Baldy. Yeah, got some love. I don't know where Che is, but I don't know if he's seen it or not. He's upstairs. Baldinger from Survivor Crew. Who's Baldinger with?

He's NFL Network. And he does affiliate work with local stations and stuff like that. But it says, just met Baldy. First thing he said to me is, you work with that guy, Stephen Che, right? That's big. Brian Baldinger associates Barstool with Stephen Che more than Big Cat. Who is Stephen Che? He's a Florida legend.

Tough answered it. He's a producer on the show. Tampa based. Shouts out to Stephen Che being a Florida legend. I like you, homie. He's a big Bucs fan. Who's over Florida Barstool? Barstool, Florida.

We don't know. Chaps is from Florida. I need to know who runs Barstool, Florida. We don't know. Chaps is from Florida. I need to know who runs Barstool, Florida. Is that an account? That's probably a college student. Should I ask Stephen Chay to come in here? Is it like Barstool, Florida Gators? It's not over y'all?

It's a branch. We don't do it. It's another branch of the company. That's my favorite person. Barstool, Florida. What? You know they stole that joke. There's another branch of the company. That's my favorite person. Really? Barstool, Florida. Why? This is Barstool, Florida. Why?

What? What? You know they stole that joke. Yeah. Family guy. Yeah, yeah. They stole it from Hot Rod. Yes.

Hot Rod's hilarious. Hot Rod's one of the funniest movies of all time. Wasn't that originally written for Will Ferrell? What? Hot Rod? I thought it was. He would have been terrible in that. Yeah, he couldn't have did that. Yeah, Will Ferrell's not funny, nor is anyone

who's like him. Will Ferrell's funny. Will Ferrell's funny. He's hilarious. Your fly could not be more open. Is it really? Look how open his fly is, dude. It looks like it was spread open. If I was a pedophile. It's so open. Interesting.

That was the most open fly I've ever seen. That's on the bottom of your balls. It was like how when Kate was describing how they need to loosen up. Has it been open the whole time? Yeah. You can see his perineum. Dude, your cock was about to... Yeah, your cock was...

His perineum? Yeah, his perineum. His cock was about to jizz. Oh, dude. You can't white his cum and say something about the ball there. Jizzing cock? I just jizzed my you're talking about why is this conversation having a ball then jizzing cock is that I just jizzed

my cock with the cum yeah he's in his flop error dude is that jizz coming out of your your fucking cock yeah this is the caucasity

of this caucasity oh man I'm in charity yeah but yo wait so but Josh I know you said that you're not willing to get wet, but you're going to have to if it lands on wet, dude.

And so how does... Those are the wheel on the wet wheel. You have this wheel, and if it lands... It's a very small chance it lands on wet, and there's other good options that are on there. No, it probably won't. It's a very small... It's a very small chance.

Look at how small of a chance. Only blue is wet. It's going to land on wet. Well, then it would have to be eliminated. It's only one person that's going to get wet. The odds of you getting wet, very, very slim. But double Ritz might be worse. You could get Le Bernard, the French restaurant.

Oh, that would be a good crew. Le Bernard. Le Bernard Dan. And KB, you want to describe what double Ritz is to Josh so he knows what he's getting into? You take a Ritz cracker, you chew it up until it's in like a fine, pasty, pureed form and put it between two regular Ritz crackers and eat it like a sandwich. That shit sound disgusting.

AB is the one that makes it. What white man came up with that? He did. How do I know? See, boy. Listen. Listen. It's a safe game.

People be saying white people don't invent stuff. When people say white, y'all invent some shit. The printing press, everything. Black people like fried chicken. to invent stuff. When people say white, y'all invent some shit. The printing press, everything. Everybody like, people be like, black people like fried chicken. Only a white man looked at a fucking chicken

and was like, you know what? That shit'll be good fried. Thank God he did. I'm telling you, like chewing crackers to put it between crackers. He's the George Washington

carver of crackers. Of liquefied crackers. This is Stephen Che, by the way. Stephen, what's up, baby? This is Josh Prey. How you doing up, baby? This is Josh Prey. How you doing, homie? Stephen Che, Josh Prey.

Che wearing one of the back-to-school shirts now available at the Crystal Store. Nice shirt. You could have a seat and then you would. Stephen Che is very tall from his waist up. Yeah. He does have a long torso. He's got long as fuck from here up. He's got stumpy-ass legs, though.

Yeah. You could dunk. No, not even close. How we doing? What's going on? Couldn't dunk an Oreo. We were saying, hey, you're a big Florida guy. He's from Florida.

What part? Naples. Okay, nice. Markly Florida, but not part of Naples. But there was also a big, did you see the Baldy thing? Brian Baldinger? Yes. No.

You didn't see the big camp thing? Pull this up. I haven't been check this out check this out you look you seem very tired chey it's getting to you if you can't see it says just met baldy first thing he said to me you work with that guy steven chey right no fucking way really yeah he just keeps winning that is awesome he should have made his day. I met Baldy once at a casino, and he was really cool. Yeah, he was. A1 dude.

You made a hell of an impression on him. This was way before I worked here. Oh, shit. You've been on his mind that long. Yeah, that's clear. Oh, so I guess he just knows your work from the draft stuff. Yeah, I mean, he's part of the film community. I'm part of the film community.

That's crazy. How does that have you feeling? Game recognized game. You know, I feel good. Game recognized game. Right. You're using rap words and everything.

Yeah, dude. It's crazy that he associates you more with Barstool than Big Cat. Maybe time to ask for a raise, brother. I like it. I like it.

We just had to let you know, though. I love that. I love that. That's a day maker right there. Also, show your shirt off. Now available in the Barstool store. How have you not seen that? Bunch of sweet yak gear.

You guys not allowed to go on your phones? Who knows, dude. Go back to whatever you're doing, Steve. I appreciate you. Like an outrageous. I don't think we're allowed to say if he's in the game or not. What? Josh, he's doing Survivor. He's one of the guys doing Survivor in the office right now. So he's been the game or not. What? Josh, he's doing Survivor.

He's one of the guys doing Survivor in the office right now. So he's been sleeping here for days. I have no idea. All right, now it's time to spin that wheel. Did you see how excited he got? Like what? No fucking way. He showed so many teeth he was so excited.

He showed his back teeth. He also is gum heavy. He's one of the gum heavier his back teeth. What? He also is gum heavy. He's one of the gum heavier guys. The big gums. Is he gum heavy? It's tough. No, you're not. I'm not gum heavy.

You never see my bottom teeth ever. I'm all top tooth. I'm all top tooth. That's not gum. No, he's gum. He smiles and we see- Visible gums. Yeah, yeah.

As much gum as anything. Maybe. I don't think he's gum heavy. I think he's got big smile. He's got gum cutters. Yeah, he does the key is to find a guy with both

gum cutters and cum gutters right that's the dream I never want to say cum again alright let's spin that shit alright Sass

let's spin that shit and after this we spin the cum wheel yeah I don't know about you K alright see we're dry we're dry we're dry everything's fine the probability worked out we spin the cum wheel. Yeah. I don't know about you, K. See, we're dry. We're dry.

We're dry. Everything's fine. The probability worked out in this table right there. What does that mean? What happens? Nothing. We survived to play another day. Hey, take the cracker thing off, man.

Yeah. Oh, gross. It's so gross. Disgusting. I agree. That's like spinning a cup and drinking your spit. Yeah.

It's worse than that. We might put that on there. I was just going to say, now y'all wheels are turning. Here's the thing. It's like spitting in a cup and drinking a spit. Yeah. It is. It's worse. We might put that on there. Now y'all wills are turning. Here's the thing. It's KB that chews it and gives it to one of us. I had to have it last week. Yeah, he ate it Friday. I ate his double Ritz.

In a way, hell, I would have did that. What do you mean, Josh? You're one of us now. If you're on the show, you got to do it. You would have had to have, yeah. You didn't look at your contract close enough, my friend. What, your lawyers didn't tell you? What?

It is in the contract. You signed the contract. Yeah, this is actually not a, you would have had to have. No, I wouldn't. You would have had to have. So my contract, my contract, not getting into specifics. We all have contracts, y'all. It doesn't include podcasts.

These are favors. Well, this is more of a YouTube show than anything. Yeah, but I'm here for a different purpose. And my purpose shall be fulfilled, I promise. I'm going to make sure I drop 40 videos a month. That seems like a lot. Everybody says that. Everybody's like, damn, 40 videos?

You're going to make us look bad. But I do 40 videos a month, but I do different content. You don't do 40 anything a month. No, but y'all don't sit there and do. So imagine the one minute takes. Yeah. I do those for three minutes, but I also talk don't sit there and do... So imagine the one minute takes. Yeah. I do those for three minutes, but I also talk about movie reviews, music reviews.

I do a food show Tuesday. I do Skips with My Mom. I do a Mike Tomlin impersonation. I do Florida Gator videos. So I can fill up 40 videos in like a week. Can I get a little Mike Tomlin? Nah. Not for free.

You do movie reviews? I do movie reviews. You should do a review on that Woodstock documentary. I don't know. I think that'll bore me. No, it's really good. It's a lot of movies. So when I do a movie, I watch it.

I don't just do it for the trend. I probably should. I probably get way more views than I did, but I got to be interested in it. I would watch it. You'd be a little bit interested. I watch Prey, and I watch The Gray Man. The Gray Man is probably the best action movie I've seen in the last 10 years. Easily.

The Gray Man? The Gray Man. Ryan Gosling? Elvis. What? Did you watch the movie Elvis? Nah, not for you. What about Nope?

I watched James Brown. You can see Elvis, but I've seen the James Brown outfit. If you get that joke. The Stevie. Nope was terrible to me Really? I liked it I didn't like Nope I didn't like Get Out

You didn't like Get Out? Nah I don't like it Just cause I'm black I like Us Us was okay Us was good And both my kids

Are biracial So I was just like Nah Being with a white chick Is nothing like this As a black man Oh as far as Do you think that That influenced your opinion of that movie, your personal experience? Yeah, I had to have some bias.

I do think the organ trade on the black market, whatever, I think that's real. People sell organs and buy organs and things like that. But do I think every white family I'm meeting wants my body? What white person really wants to be pulled over at night? They talking about sex and a golf swing. Y'all ain't even getting into the meat of this shit. Nobody really, like, I don't want to be white. No white person really wants to be black.

Stop. Would you ever be in a movie? What if they cast you in a movie? You think you could act? Or what about making a movie? I can act. I can make a movie. I'll be in certain movies.

I don't want to be Denzel. I don't want to be Will Smith. I want to be the fat uncle in a movie. Like Lil Rel type of thing? Like Josh Pree type of thing. So you can act. So that's why Brandon seems funny today. Nah, Brandon's...

I'm going to tell y'all what it is. Tell them. Me being an Afro-American male, he fucking funny. No. Y'all used to it. I'm telling you, man. Black people love...

He's like Gary Owen. Huh? He's like Gary Owen. His demeanor, that shit is funny. He might get it. As a stand-up comedian, he might... He doesn't get it. Why I think it's funny, it just might not be funny to him.

Wait, do you guys know who Gary Owen is? Yeah, Gary Owen, he got a fine I know you know who Gary Owen is. The hair, right? Oh, the guy with the black wife. That's Paul Wall. Do you know who he is is. The hair, right? Oh, the guy with the black wife. That's Paul Wall. Do you know who he is? No.

Who is he? Bill Burr. Can we bring up maybe just like a video of him? Because you kind of need to hear how he's talking to kind of get the whole experience. The black experience. Yeah, yeah. Gary Owen. I heard I'm going through a very, very messy divorce.

No white women were involved in my divorce. I am still on the squad. Ain't nobody got it right yet while we're getting a divorce, very messy divorce. No white women were involved in my divorce. I am still on the squad. Ain't nobody got it right yet while we're getting a divorce. That's Brandon. If that twist ever comes out, it's a monster. Oh, I told you. I am black famous. Black people stop me even if they don't know my name.

They just really see me on something. And they be like, that's no boy. That's no boy right there. And we do that shit too. You're like cool with that? What, what he doing? Yeah. Is that funny?

To me, I wouldn't laugh at it, but I understand why people think it's funny. Like Brandon. That's not like cultural appropriation. That's not racist. No, I'm not offended. Just one day. Let me have one day. No, this is a good day.

Let me have one day. Well, I definitely see the comparison. How don't y'all? No, honestly. Okay, let's be serious. We don't have to break this down, y'all. How don't y'all? Okay, why? I do think Brandon's funny. How don't y'all? No, honestly. Okay, let's be serious. We don't have to break this down, Josh. How don't y'all?

Okay, why? Okay, be serious. Why don't y'all think he's funny? We do. Oh, he is funny. For this show, that's a character that he plays for us. No, but last show. It's super generous of him to play that character for us. Every single day, over an hour, punching bag.

Last show, he was funny. Yeah, last show, was pretty fucking good. And it's the dry humor shit. You know who he reminds me of? Gary Owen. What's the dude's name?

Between Two Ferns. Zach Galifianakis. That's who he was last show. Zach Galifianakis. I was between you and Zach Galifianakis. Will Ferrell, Gary Owen,

and Zach Galifianakis. You're winning today, dude. Having the hell of a day. Listen, I guess I get the contract now. Yeah, he's rolling in it. That's fucking crazy. Because I didn't before.

You say that all the time. You text me every day. What the fuck? I didn't know we was live. What did you think of Gary Owen, KB? What was your kind of like? I didn't really get to gauge. I didn't like what I saw.

That wasn't just. That was all promo. That wasn't just. Right there? That was all promo. That was just surface level stuff. See, that might not, and he might not be for you, which is absolutely fine. Like, I don't. A little Dolezal of. I like Kevin Hart when he does The Real Husbands of Hollywood.

I think he's funny as hell when he do that reality, fake reality show. But his stand up, nah, that ain't for me. But I understand why people think he's funny. I get it. So, comedy is subjective. Who's your favorite comic? Do you have anyone that you are a big fan of? Martin Lawrence is the greatest of all time to me.

I model my stand-up after him. But Jim Varney, Ernest Garrett. Ernest B. Worrell? Oh, yeah. Oh, he's like one of the greatest. I see what's going on right now. This is unbelievable. Jim Varney.

I like Don Rickles. He's the greatest punchline comedian ever. Don Rickles is unbelievable. Jim Varney, I like Don Rickles. He's the greatest punchline comedian ever. Don Rickles is great. And there's a guy named Benji Brown. Nobody really knows Benji Brown. He's a lower comedian, but he's the person that inspired me to do comedy. Okay, that's cool. Benji Brown.

We'll have to check these dudes out. But Jim Varney is like the man. Okay. How good was Blue Streak? Blue Streak. Is that the one with Dave Chappelle? No, it's Martin Lawrence. Martin Lawrence.

I know what I'm saying, but that's the one with Dave Chappelle. Yeah, that I know what I'm saying But that's the one with Dave Chappelle Yeah that shit was terrible What I hated Blue Street What I don't know if I could trust Your movie opinions I think that we have

Movie opinions on everything What about Baby Driver With Ansel Elgort That was alright Rebound And wasn't Kevin Spacey in that I would not watch Rebound Twice

It was bad It wasn't that good. You know what I'm saying? What are you like? Who's your comedian? Who are my favorite comedians? Four. Give me four.

I think Tom Segura is my favorite comedian ever. I don't know who that is. You don't know Tom Segura? Nah. He's funny. Yeah, I'm just gonna say that one. I don't know.

Give him three more. Mine are gonna all be these local New York comedians. It's all good.. Give him three more. He asked for a few. Mine are going to all be these local New York. It's all good. I said Benji Brown. He said Benji Brown. Do you not like Benji Brown? You don't know who Benji Brown is.

No, I don't know who Benji Brown is. Benji Brown does a voice like, Kiki! He does this woman thing. See, I'm not into wigs and dresses either. And prop stuff. You don't like Tyler Perry? Hell no.

Nah, Tyler Perry, I don't think Tyler Perry likes me. Really? I don't. Why? What do you mean? When I look at Tyler Perry, I feel like he hates this is my personal opinion, I just feel like he don't like dark black men. I think we're always the villain in his movie. There's always this angry ass, bald headed

dark ass black man, then this light skinned ass black man come save the woman. Every fucking time! That's a theme that has been a theme in general. I hate that in movies, but that's why it's very hard for me to watch. They make the light-skinned the hero. Hero guy with the good-ass hair and the big-ass lips. And then the black, we just angry as hell in prison.

Even in Boo, too? Who? Amadeus Halloween. Amadeus Halloween. I've watched two Tyler Perry movies. One of his movies, Malik Yoba, who's New York undercover on that show, dark black man, black women used to love him. He gets killed at the end of the movie.

Janet Jackson walks outside. Who walks up to him and want to be her new boyfriend? The fucking Rock. Oh, yeah. The Rock? The Rock. The Rock is the best. I don't really vibe Tyler Perry movies.

That's not who I am I like that That's good perspective I never have heard that perspective About the movies You have Stop being stupid I just don't think about

Tyler Perry's movies at all I don't think they're for me And I also have trouble When it comes to representation Of black women I think he represents A lot of black women as loud And I don't know a lot of black women as loud and and I don't know a lot

of black women that are like that. My mama is nothing like Tyler Perry. You gotta get your mom in here. My mama be fine, but you'll meet her and you'll be like yeah, she's nothing like, she's a black grandma but she ain't, get your ass in this house, boy. I was never talked to by my grandma like that. So I feel like the representation

caricature a little bit of black culture sometimes is like really that. So I feel like the representation of black culture sometimes is like really exaggerated. So I take offense to it. Dude, he does crazy stuff as far as like, he'll like make a movie in like four days.

Tyler Perry? And he'll sell it. People go. Yeah, hell yeah. He owns a studio that's like 40... Let's see. Tyler Perry is a billionaire?

Hell yeah. He owns a lot of studios. He has to be a billionaire. He owns like a ton of different... see. Tyler Perry is a billionaire? Hell yeah. He owns a lot of studios. He has to be a billionaire. He owns like a ton of different... Yeah, Tyler Perry Studios. I mean, yeah. People went crazy over that, but people...

He owns that? He owns a lot of franchises. He does. That's him. People don't even know Robert Townsend owned a filming studio in the 80s before Tyler Perry.

And he was a black guy. Oh, no. The Docs? Yeah, that's Tyler Perry. Tyler Perry is paid, man. He has the network. He got all his shows on Oprah Network. The man has like 20-something shows.

Damn. Tyler Perry's paid. Who's your top four favorite battle rappers? I mean, this dude Pat Stay, I think, is really good. No Pat Stay. Yeah, I think I've always been a big fan of Hollow. I like the old Hollow. Yeah.

Hollow came to my wedding, dude. That's fire. I like the old Hollow. Yeah. Hollow came to my wedding, dude. That's fire. I like the old Hollow. Yeah. I still like Hollow. I think that, well. I respect it. I like Easy to Block Captain, a Philly guy that I could shout out.

He's like a newer Philly guy. E-Ness. Okay. You don't like E-Ness? He ain't my style. Really? Who's four battle rappers you like? I like Goods

I like Su-Surf I like Loaded Lux And I like the old Young Gil Yeah Young Gil was great Back in the day before he I don't know what he does But I like the old Young Gil

So you like St. Louis dudes? Are there any unsuspecting cities That are hotbeds for battle rap? St. Louis St. Louis That's where Nelly and the St. Lunatics are from. A-Verb, Hitman, Young Ill, like he said. Young Ill.

Like Remy. Remy would have been dope. I don't know what happened, but Remy was, like, he had balls. He's on TikTok now. He, like, makes videos on TikTok. Everybody does. Are you on there? TikTok.

I'm on TikTok. I got 90,000 followers on TikTok, but they shadowbanned me. Like, TikTok, Instagram, I got 170,000, 170-some thousand on Instagram, and I get like 30 likes. I go on TikTok, I get like 200 views. Like, it's crazy. Like, my numbers don't match up, so I get frustrated and I don't read posts.

Why do you think you got shadow banned? So, last year, was it the last year or the year before last? Cuba was real big. It was the free Cuba thing. And I did a video about free Cuba. Because one of my best friends in the world is- TikTok's super communist. Bruh.

I did that video. That video went viral. And all my shit just went to hell. Like the devil's down there watching my stuff like, Josh, it's funny. It all went to hell. Because it's- Yeah, TikTok's a Chinese Owned company right Is it really

Yeah Oh yeah Oh it got big so quick Because they had all these Oh that makes sense For real that makes sense They had all these Billion dollar companies

Just funneling money into it And then it all It went from like Zero to a hundred So fast It was music I had it when it was musically Yeah yeah

I was too damn old To be on TikTok When it was musically Yeah yeah I had teenagers Watching my videos You're a jerk You're a jerk Jer You're a jerk.

Jerk. Then it became TikTok. Yeah, that is crazy, but you might have to hop back on TikTok. Maybe they can unshadow ban you. I would talk to gays. I still, I need to post more on TikTok, but I try to post where I get paid. TikTok sucks. If you do post on TikToks, though, and you want want a ton of followers do it in a pair of bird

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Oh, is there built in? Yep, built in. Some people do. A lot of white dudes don't wear drawers. I do. Don't? He double wears them.

I knew he didn't wear, you don't wear drawers, do you? Me? You look like you don't wear drawers. Almost too often to a fault, yeah. You wear drawers? He doesn't look like you don't wear drawers. What?

I didn't wear drawers all the way through college, high school or college. Are you serious? I bet your pants were so musty in the middle. They were musty in the middle, and then Nick Jr. just like 90% callous. No way. What's Nick Jr.? That like 90% callous. No way. What's Nick Jr.? That's my penis. Why didn't you? Why didn't I?

I didn't. Nick Jr. I remember when I first met Nick, he told me that his penis Why you gave your penis a name? Wait, your penis got a name? Mine don't. Mine's retired, but his, Nick Jr.

Your penis got a name Mine don't Mine's retired But his Nick Jr. Your penis got a name Oh no Fuck no right No goodness no It's part of me I've never I've never named my cock I didn't want

I didn't want to say cock Cause there's a stigma Around it now So I just On the fly But you like You really like Prefer to your penis

As Nick Jr. He's done it before I'm not really chatting to him But no he'll talk Why name it If you don't talk to it He'll talk it up It's like it if you don't talk to it? He'll talk it up.

It's a full calloused penis. What? It's a fully calloused fool. Wait, what do you mean calloused? Like when you hold a minor's palm. Like the bottom of a foot. Like you wear boots too long, it gets rubbed. Your penis is like the bottom of somebody's foot?

I have to use a pet egg before I fuck. Like sand it down. What the fuck did I sign on to? He chocks it like a pool. Yo dick is like it's like it's dipped in like candle wax. It's like a candy apple.

It's like It's like the hoof the hoof of a horse. Like he would kind of cut a lot of the skin off And he would feel nothing The skin is dead On the outside

Y'all understand These visuals y'all Giving me right Yeah It is This shit is nasty Kate I'm sorry I want to apologize for this

No it's okay You should see my clit It is No you should not Worn out Do not take her up on that No but I mean What the fuck Is going on in this room?

Don't even catch a peek. A lot of veins. Kate has a penis clit? You'll have to subscribe to at Katie Money Grabs to find out. $15 a month. I feel like I can smell it. Oh, no. There's no sense.

That's me. That's me for sure. But Nick this past weekend went to a wedding of one of his close friends, and you should see this guy's ball. He's got one big ball. How did that come about? Well, we had a ball off one day. No, not come about.

Yeah. How did that come? I can't even say fuck. I can't tell what I'm saying.'t talk about seeing a word come around. How did that transpire? That you saw his nut? He was just like, yeah, I have a giant nut. And he's one of my boys. I was like, let me see it.

This isn't like a joke either. This guy's nut is literally this big. Yeah, we had him come in. He'll be in for Halloween. Is it full of like... Fluid, yeah. It's like an odd fluid. So if your homeboy were to say, I got a giant dick, you would be like, let me see it?

Well, yeah, but he didn't say that. This is something you would want to see. No, it's not. No, I promise you. I've never wanted to see my homeboy dick. No, this is like... No, not dick. No, not dick.

I got white friends. The ball. And white men are known for having big nuts. I've never... Oh, no, no, no. Not dick. I got white friends. The ball. And white men are known for having big nuts. I've never. Oh, no, no, no. Not like this. I promise this is a new thing. I've never wanted.

This is not what you think. This will be in a museum when he dies. It's like one cantaloupe hanging on his penis. We'll have to have its own wing in a museum. Yeah, yeah. It is. I have never wanted to see. It's significantly larger than my phone.

It's worth seeing. It's like this shape. I understand you're trying to convince me. No, it's not balls. It's one ball. You don't have another ball? No, he has another ball, but it's regular size. He got a big-ass ball and a little-ass ball. It's like the sun looking at Earth.

It's a great comparison. Good comparison. You understand. You're picturing it right now. Y'all nasty. It's almost exactly. I'm going to say it. I'm just going to say it. I'm justuring it right now. Y'all nasty. It's almost that exact. I'm gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it. Y'all nasty. Y'all nasty. I know people want to say it and they don't know how to say it.

Y'all nasty as fuck. Y'all nasty. It's okay. Was it Kate bringing up her clit? Yeah, was it the clit thing? It was clit. I didn't expect you to say that. I choked on it when you said it It was hard for you to say it It's 2022

Trying to normalize it It's 2022 I don't want to get canceled I don't even want to say the word Clintus Clintus It's not like a name Clintus bring your ass in this house No dad I can't my balls too big Won't fit through the dough

I'm coming It's like a Roman gladiator your ass in this house. No, dad, I can't. My balls are big. Won't fit through the dough. I'm coming. This is a pretty name. It's like a Roman gladiator. Cletus. Cletus. Yeah, that's what I call her. That's what you should have named it. That is, yeah.

Cletus. It sounds like a boy's name, though. Yeah, it is. Cletus, Cletus, potato, potato. I don't want to talk about, like, Lord, extremities no more. It's just too Roman. I don't even think I about like Lord extremities no more it's just too Roman I don't even think

I want to have sex no more this versus testicles no yeah this conversation should have happened in sex education you think you're going to

have any more kids it will in the future I want a daughter you want a daughter you don't have one I got two boys I want a daughter I want a daughter

I'm 37 my birthday is in two weeks so I'll never be before I'm 40 if it don't happen within the next year and a half I'm out the game you know what I'm saying why If it don't happen within the next year and a half, I'm out the game. You know what I'm saying?

Why? Because I ain't going to be no 50-year-old daddy with a fucking 10-year-old. Like, hey, I'm 50 years old. You in the fourth grade. That's fucking stupid. Well, he's trying to have another one within the year.

Wait, you're going to be 50? I'm not going to be 50. I'm 43 right now. You're never going to be 50. I am. You good. I have four kids now. You're never going to be 50. You good. I have about four kids. What's another, though?

I have one that's going to be around 10 when I'm 50. That's lame as fuck. That's not lame as fuck. Nobody's going to want to come to the birthday party. Hey, you want to have a party with me? No, your dad's 50. That's an old-ass dad. That's a dad. No, that shit creepy.

Old dad's 50. Old-ass dad. That shit creepy as hell. Hey, I'm going to get in a pool with my 10-year-old That's a dad. No, that shit creepy. Old dad's a 50. Old ass dad. That shit creepy as hell. Hey, I'm going to get in the pool with my 10-year-old daughter and her friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's not that old. It's a 50-year-old? Where's the cutoff?

Now the pedophile comment makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Made a pedophile comment right now. It does make sense. Before we're a pedophile. 50 years old with a 10-year-old is creepy. I was a pedophile. I have a baby at 50.

That's a take. I have a baby at 50. That's a take. I have a baby at 50. What, does a 42-year-old can get in the pool, swim around, play chicken, but a 50-year-old is weird? That shit creepy as – Creepy? Think about a 50-year-old. Okay, think about you have a kid right now, and your son is eight years old. And he said, I'm going to go to my friend's house.

Where's his dad? He's home. You meet him. How old are you? 52. That shit don't even sit right. I'd be more concerned if the dad was young. Yeah.

Nah, fucking the old guys are perverts. Uh-oh. Once you hit 43, you become a pervert. I thought. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's not true at all. 45.

43, 45, you become a pervert. You in a pervert stage. Is this a phase? It's just a phase. It's going to last. When do you age out of it? What the fuck happened? When you start being a pervert.

Probably like 70. 70, I agree. Oh, I think 70 is when you- 25 years of pervert? That's like 12 years of slavery. 25 years of pervert. 25 years of pervert. 25.

Yo! Yeah. I was a pedophile. Nah, but I'm done. Hold up. Are we the only people here with kids? Y'all don't got kids? Nobody else got kids?

I have a child. Who has a kid? You got a kid? I actually has a child. She's a year and a half. And she's old, too. And you trying to do OnlyFans? Yeah.

That womb ain't even healed yet. Womb or wound? That womb. But my taint ripped, so yes. Yeah, you didn't want to hear it. Talk about a callous. You brought that up. You brought that up. Yeah, that didn't want to hear it. Talk about a callus. You brought that up. You brought that up.

Yeah, that was you. You're the one that said that. You did bring that up. Who else got a kid? They've all heard it. I have a nephew. You got a kid? No.

Can we talk about his name? How old are you? 21. Oh, you a fucking baby. You a baby baby. You got the strongest semen in the building. Yeah, I'm a baby baby. You got the strongest cum in the building. You would think that, but he doesn't. Oh a baby baby. You got the strongest semen in the building. Yeah, I'm a baby baby. You got the strongest cum in the building. You would think that

but he doesn't. He does. I'm low T. Nah. No, he is low T. Nah, you can have many, many kids. His penis hasn't been hard in years. Do you have any nieces or nephews? I got a niece. I got nieces and I got nephews. Love them all. Love my nieces and love my nephews. I got a gay nephew.

I fuck with him all the time. You know what I'm saying? I think he dresses well. You're a gay uncle. I am. Yeah, like, Brandon's a girl. He's a girl, dad.

You're a gay uncle. Is that silence like 45 minutes? I had to think about that shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a brutal lull

it's crazy because he's the most masculine feminine gay man I've ever met they're making gay dudes different these days no no he's gay so like he's like when you hear him you'll know he's gay but he doesn't like men that

can literally be seen as gay he be like nah he look gay I don't like men that can literally be seen as gay. He be like, nah, he look gay. I don't like him. He likes mask dudes. He likes masculine gay men. And I got a homeboy, I ain't gonna say his name, I got a homeboy that's gay and he sleeps with the men.

Then he gets mad at the men for being gay. That's very boondock saints. Very boondock saints. He wakes up and he's like, why are you gay? But I'm like, you just, you're the reason he gay. You made him gay. It was a test the whole time. I was testing you.

You failed. I failed deeply. You're disgusting. You were failing all night. So the only show, before I came to Barstool, I didn't want to have no preconceived thoughts, whatever. So I never watched it yet. I only watched Ruffin Rowdy.

Ruffin Rowdy, yeah. Because they said somebody gave this the other day, and that shit offended me. It's coming up. That shit pissed me off. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Time.

Unnecessary roughness. I mean, unnecessary roughness. That's my show. Unnecessary roughness. Yeah, that shit pissed me off. Ruffin Rowdy. I'm going to say a lot of shit about a lot of teams. Talk about stupid-ass Mississippi State.

No, I'm not going to talk about Mississippi State. I'm going to talk about Florida. But I never watched the Yak. The Yak is dope. This is fun. Thanks, man. Thank you, Josh. Are you ending the show right now?

Should we end the show? It feels like you're ending the show. No, I'm just going to give you all your flowers. God damn. God damn. Roan? Thank you for the flowers. I love getting these flowers

I bet you do This is fantastic dude Have you ever lost a rap battle? I've lost a couple Like bad What's the biggest one you won? I think exactly two yeah Biggest one I won or lost?

Won I won the King of the Dot Championship Who's the biggest battle rapper you beat? I mean I don't know It depends I guess Goods Goods is You ain't beat Goods I mean, I don't know. It depends. I guess Goods.

Goods is a – You ain't beat Goods. Oh. Is it because – I like Goods. Like, hey, Goods is tough. I like his swagger. Watch it and you tell me if you think I beat him. How do you do it?

Are you like the – DNA? DNA? DNA good for one round, so he don't really count. Big T? Big T stopped being good after he hit the piece behind your head. Sharone? I was at that battle.

Yeah. Sharone? I know Sharone. Sharone tough. And smacked him. Pat's dead. Pat's dead. I beat him in a compliment battle.

You hit him in like, for real? Mentally. Oh, just beat him. Mentally. You put him in a pretzel. I'd rather not watch this. Oh, that's you? Is it hard for you to watch?

Hold up. Bring that back up. Bring that back up. I want to see him. He's like, you shoot schools up and shit. I look like I shoot needles up. Hey, look at the straightness of his brim. God damn.

You bought that just for the battle. Aerodynamic. He never wore that hat in his life. Yeah, that was the first time. That brim is so flat. You see that shit? That's like a fucking coffee table. Yeah, that was a coffee table.

A good one. Have you ever watched your old shit ever? I watched a decent handful of them on my own time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not among a bunch of people. I did a rap battle one time. Did you do good? The dude didn't show up.

So you didn't do well. Well, you didn't. I had to perform in front of... I had some bars. Really? I had some bars. That happened to me one time against this dude, Daylight.

He left in the middle of the battle. Daylight would have beat you. Beat him. Daylight is one of the... Made him leave. Daylight is one of the most lyrical battle rappers ever. Well, that's right.

Who is beating him? So in the last battle, he dressed up. So the battle before I went against him, he went against this dude, Pat Stay, and he dressed as a slave

in the battle. And so for the next battle... See, that's corny to me. And so the next battle, I dressed up as Abraham Lincoln. I was like, I'm going to set you free. There it is.

And we let you do that shit? How'd you have that ready? No. Oh, my God. Wow. That's hilarious. He left the bat because the guy, I guess he felt like didn't pay him enough. It was this British League don't flop, and he jumped off the stage,

and he left in one way. I don't think battle rappers get paid enough. I will say that. Yeah. I don't know. Well, some of the guys on Smack get paid a lot, but it's like a pretty vast disparity. But it's not enough, though. I think like a base rate for a battle rapper on like a platform like that should be minimum

during about like 10,000. You know how much money battle rappers make? Well, I think some guys do make more than 10,000. And I think a lot of everybody else. I think lower tier should get 10. Yeah. I make a lot. For my stage pass, I paid $300 in Houston.

Yeah, Smack or that whole scene makes a lot. They generate a lot of money. They get pay-per-view. They get ticket sales. They get merchandise. They get the YouTube. Yes. We need to start doing that shit for the nicest,

having like YouTubes and shit like that. Ron would have walloped Daylight, by the way. The comments are saying. Daylight Cole. What about Rowan? He is the champion. Rowan. That guy right there.

He got a dot, right? Twice. Hold it. This is no offense to Rowan. Is it two times, Rowan? It seems like you are saying it. Rowan, I'm saying it ain't no offense to you, but you understand what I'm going to say.

It's not Smack, though. Yeah. Smack is like the NBA. King of the Dot is the NBA. It's not smack, though. Smack is like the NBA. King of the Dot is the NBA? It's the WNBA. No, it's not. I'm joking. I'm 100% joking. King of the Dot is WCW. We gotta get Ron back in the game.

You're about to come out of retirement. I can see it in your eyes. Unless you go to smack and kill somebody on smack. I killed someone on smack and they vaulted it. Who you killed? Danger Zone. See, I don't even know what the fucked it. Who you killed? Danger Zone. See, I don't even know what the fuck that is. Why do you keep downplaying his accomplishments? Rome being a battle rapper, he understand what I'm saying.

On Smack, you got to kill one of them guys. Yeah, but I went on the one time and I killed the dude and then they vaulted it and then they didn't have me back. You could kill JC. They knew Rome was going to kill you. I was supposed to battle JC. He no-showed against me in Toronto. So if you kill somebody like that on smack then yeah well i went like the one time i went on i killed him do you do you agree with what i'm saying i understand what you're saying though yeah he doesn't think there's nuance to it like king of the dot i understand but king of the dot is more like but it's like i hit you in your shoulder with a boulder because i'm

colder and i get older when i'm older smack is like i shoot hit you in your shoulder with a boulder because I'm colder and I get older when I'm colder. Smack is like I shoot you in your fucking face with a missile. Yeah. I like the first one better. The first one was better. The fact that you said better. I understand. I just kind of feel like I'm like Josh Gibson kind of. You know what I mean?

Like I never got a chance to play in the major leagues. You know what I mean? But I hit 800 home runs in the other leagues. All you got to do is call somebody out. Check out my cum gutter. I'm a nutter. That's pretty good. Yeah.

Too legit to quit. You know what I mean? I won't quit. The fuck is going on in this room? The fuck is going on in this room? But I appreciate your perspective on that, and I think that you are right. I'm not minimizing, like, if you win King of the Diet,

I ain't going to ever minimize what you do, because I think that's great. I think what you guys do is, like, phenomenal. It's cute. You're trying. Yeah, it's sweet. No, I think he's a winner. Can we get you out of retirement?

To go on SmackDown? You got to kill somebody. I don he's a winner. Can we get you out of retirement? To go on SmackDown? You got to kill somebody. I don't understand that. Kill somebody? The intensity. What do you mean fucking kill, Josh? That's what Rowan did. He dominated his opponent.

How old are you? 29. You understand the WCW and the WWF era. Yes. Attitude era. The WCW and the WWF era. Yes. Attitude era. The WCW was cool. Goldberg was cool. But he wasn't Stone Cold.

What did Roan do that wouldn't have worked? What's my, in Smack? Against those guys. I don't think it's about. What's his weaknesses that way? I don't think it's about being a weak. I think it's, can he stand up against loaded looks when the crowd automatically is against him because he's white. I think he would still.

So he got to do it. Can he stand in the ring with Murda Mook? It's just a script and you just got to deliver it. But the reaction is different. King of the Dive. He's a king there. He wouldn't cower. Who?

Roan. So if he walks into Smack dressed as as Abraham Lincoln, I don't know. Do you think that I would use that strategy in that? I don't think you would. But I think it's all about strategy, and I think that when I was doing that, one of my best skill sets was how I strategize against someone. I feel you. But what I'm saying is, what do you do when it's boo,

and it's not what you said, it's the cadence, because they're not feeling you like you remember um the guy that died um the pedophile guy killed himself tech nine okay boom tech nine right and if it's not true i apologize but tech nine remember he battled the dude out of detroit my west miles he was like body bag body and the crowd went crazy because he said that shit like five times no No matter what he did. But I would have been Tech N9ne in that scenario. I wouldn't have been Miss Midwest Mile.

But what I'm saying is, that night, he was not going to lose. No matter what, the crowd had already chosen. But I've been in those scenarios where the room is against me. And I still did well. But at Smack. But it's so early grind time before Smack was like. I used to watch grind. It was this angry ass white dude. He battled T-Rex. I used to watch grind. It was this angry ass white dude.

He battled T-Rex. I used to watch. He was like. Awkwards. I'm coming. Give me a smack battle rapper to kill. Dude, I killed that guy Awkwards. I retired him.

I liked him. I liked him until he did a smack battle. Then I realized it was the league he was in that was tough. Right. He was tough there. But I killed that guy. You killed Awkwards? Yes, I killed him. He retired afterwards.

You beat him that bad? Dude, I retired a bunch of people. Me and you. One six minute round. Six minutes? Josh, you... How about six one minute rounds? No, one six minute round. Okay. I would kill you. Is that my comeback? I'll do

a comeback against you. I would kill you. No. Josh. You have never seen anything that I've done. He's like blindly. Check this out, though. I love this.

I'm going to tell you, like, it'll be, it's all, like, I'm not going to do the, you're married, isn't it? I'm not with all that. That personal shit whacked me. That's cartoon. I'm talking about bar for bar metaphors. I would run you out of room. Josh. metaphors. I would run you out of room. Josh. Not him.

I would run you out of room. Runs him. But I think that you're basing it on... I'm telling you. I would run you out of... Y'all see me calling him out? Yeah, we're doing it.

We're doing it. Y'all see me telling him. Tatted to the wheel. I will kill him. You gotta... It's happening. And you... I'm gonna go second. You'll go first. I'm gonna go talk to the ass. Why do you get to go second, you're going to go first

Why do you get to go second? You're a veteran, you're a battle rapper Yeah, but I have stripes Fuck the stripes, dude So you're scared to stand in front of these bars after you go I think going second would be better Yeah, that's why I should go second Because I have stripes

Listen, I'm calling you out You have no stripes I'm calling you out You're monoch stripes. You got rock, paper, scissors for it right here. I'm calling you out. You're monochrome. There's not a single stripe on you. You've never earned a stripe in your life. I don't know what that shit mean. I know, dude. It's going to be a lot of that. During the battle?

Yeah, you're not going to know in any of it. But listen, one six-minute round, me and you, I would kill you. I mean, alright. Like, the shit won't even be close. I already know what's going to come, I would kill you. I mean, alright. Like, the shit won't even be close. I already know what's gonna come. I would... Fuck. The word come. I would

kill you in a battle. What's gonna come? I would kill you. You said you already know what's gonna come. It's jizz. What I'm saying is, if you stand in front of me for six minutes, I would have you so frustrated and irritated. With what, dude? What's your game plan?

I don't even want to watch your battles. Yeah, that's fine. You probably should. No, because I don't want to construct my shit based on his battles. I got his name. You're anti-personal insult. You think you can do six minutes just on his name? So you like metaphors.

What type of metaphors would you be going for? Okay, I'll give you a bar. I'll use my rap better, right? So I say, you think this is gonna be comedic ball and say you thought getting me here was gonna be all jokes and comedic balls nah i don't slack nah i don't slack clown i'm like a white bitch with bad acne how i can't hey hey this is battle this is battle rap cake that's me i'm like a white chick with bad acne how i can't put the mac down i'm like a white chick with bad acne how I can't put the Mac down. Like a white chick with bad acne how I can't put the Mac down.

You thought it was grind time raps? Nah. You thought I was going to grind time rap? You thought I was going to grind time rap? Yep. You thought I was going to grind time rap? Nah, I don't slack clown. Because when I spit It's like

Two fat people fucking You lay the smack down Crazy how I got that smack sound You see what I mean No No you gotta see Don't No I don't

I honestly don't I would kill Listen I would kill Rome man Now it's gonna happen I don't know I would kill Rome I kinda thought that sucked I would I would fucking kill Rome, man. Now it's going to happen. I don't know. I would kill Rome. I kind of thought that sucked.

I would fucking kill Rome. I don't know, dude, but you are confident, though, which is like a lot of the battle. Like, you really have to be. It's swagger. It's presentation. You can never say you lost. So it's like, even when you do lose. If I lose, I lose.

I don't know, dude. If you go first and you whoop my ass the first three minutes, the battle's over. You just wouldn't even go? Fuck no. You're even embarrassed. We don't lie to you. All right, all right.

I respect that. Yeah, I do. I got a mama. My mama don't even know why I curse. I got kids. My kids got to see this shit. Dude, you might punch me.

I probably would. I probably steal you. Yeah, you probably would. I probably math off of you. Yeah, dude. It'll go viral. Yeah, and that's probably math off of you. It'll go viral. And that's your best chance, dude. It'll go viral. You'll be back. You'll be able to ditch me for

a tour. You know what I'm saying? We're going to do a comedy tour together. I'll be talking about how I punched this white battle rapper. My co-host. I wouldn't do the fuck out of my best friend in the office. We just did the whole promo. We just signed it up.

That would be crazy. I'd kill you for real. All jokes aside. I know, but... I'd kill you. I know, but dude, you just wouldn't, dude. That's the only thing

is like you just wouldn't. That is the biggest hang up. Is that you're wrong, dude? But I just... It ain't nothing but space and opportunity. I just think it's so cool how confident you are, though.

It ain't nothing but space and opportunity. I love it. I love it. It's are, though. It ain't nothing but space and opportunity. I love it. I love it. It's going to happen. I'll be back in New York probably. It's August. I'll probably be back here late September.

What are all those L's saying, bro? What were all those L's about? What L's? What the heck? Wait, those are live comments? Bro, I was fucking playing. Listen. I was fucking playing.

This is live. I was playing. You got fans, though. They don't count. If this was on my page and shit, people would be like, nah, you're killing Josh. You should do it on your page with your crowd. You don't want that. Yeah, that's badly what I want.

I think he does. I got a lot of moms that follow me. No matter what you say. Dude, I'm the grandma's favorite grandson. They're going to boo the fuck out of you. What? They are going to boo you. That's fine, dude. People that follow me are Uh-huh. No matter what you say. Dude, I'm the grandma's favorite grandson. They're going to boo the fuck out of you. What? They are going to boo you. That's fine, dude.

People that follow me are going to like me. Dude, I change the tides, though. I'm like the moon, bro. And I cut that shit off. You think you can embarrass me on my own platform? I would. No, you can't. They'd like it even more.

They would eat it up because they know about you, and so they'd be like, that is true about Josh. He is a pussy. Oh. Something like that. Something like that. I don't even play like that. I don't even cross that line. I'm not a pussy. He is a pussy. Oh. Something like that. I don't even play like that. I don't even cross that line. I'm not a pussy. It ain't funny.

But I would kill you in a battle rap. I think I would. I think I would destroy you. We'll make it happen. We'll make it happen. I'll pull some strings. What fucking strings? I'll work my magic. Don't worry about it.

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Dude, but we both got to get $10,000 for it. Oh, yeah. You got to get $10,000. Or I'll get $10,000 and you get nothing. You got to wrap if you get the... $10,000 each, we put it up, and winner takes all. You got me fucked up. Nah.

You're not confident? Hell not. For $10,000? Doesn we put it up, and winner takes all. You got me fucked up. Nah. Nah. You're not confident? Hell not. For $10,000? Doesn't sound confident to me. What you were going to say? For $10,000, I'm killing it? For real? Nah.

Yeah. Kids need $10,000. Well, then you probably have $20,000 if you're so confident you beat me. Nah, Brucie. Now you're not talking like... Doesn't sound... ...hystically responsible. What do you mean?

I'm going to take $10,000 and go play blackjack. That's way less responsible. You can control this. You couldn't control blackjack. At Barstool. Wow. Well, this does seem promising. Hey, wait.

Those comments that came up, those are live comments? Yeah. You're not going to want to. They don't like anybody. Don't worry about it. No, I feel like they was on wrong dick too hard, though. Hey, go back to those comments. Say the line again.

Say the smack sound one again. I don't forgot. Go back to those comments Say the line again Say the smack sound one again I don't forgot Go back to them lives Listen I can't even listen to that I'm blind It's just a right angle What they said Over and over

It's a bunch of L's Watch it change now Give me a bunch of Awoogas fellas Hold on Awooga Do y'all Oh shit

Do y'all wanna see me Kill Rome I would want to see me kill Roan? I would like to see that Do y'all want to see this Roan and Josh Prey battle? If you say yes I kill him If we get 100 yeses, I kill him Oh, then we'll get 100 yeses in the next 30 seconds

Two months, in 60 days I'm killing Roan If we get 100 yeses in the next 30 seconds. Two months and 60 days. I'm killing Roan. If we get 100 yeses. Okay. Roan, is this worth your time? This is a really impressive lesson in restraint. Two months, I'll kill him. Thanks, fellas.

We'll start getting the yeses shortly. Look at the yeah, Ugo's going. Yeah, there's us. Look at those. Two months, I'm going to kill him. $10,000 each. We both put up $10,000. No, you keep saying we put up $10,000.

What do you mean? Who the hell told you I had $10,000? Girl, there's your yeses. All right, listen. We crowdsourced $20,000, and the winner takes it all. No, we're not doing that. I thought you were confident, Josh. Wait, we're going to do this around Halloween.

When his boy brings in the big nut. It all makes sense. So the winner gets the big nut. Yeah, the winner. The loser has to hold the nut. What if the nut is the microphone? The loser has to hold the ball. I won't wait, Josh.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You're not. You have to hold the nut. Your hands are not. Strongman competition. The loser. It's like an Atlas stone. The loser got to palm the nut.

Yeah, yeah. You can't palm the nut. You can't palm it. Loser has to palm the nut. Loser got to palm the nut. Wow. Okay. I feeler's got to palm the nut. Wow. Okay. I feel like we got to ask Pat.

Hey, Pat. Hey, Pat. Wrong going to be palming your nut. Well, you see, I would palm his nut just for sheer curiosity. But to make you palm the nut, that's finally some incentive for me. 10,000. You're not going to palm his nut, dude. Who ain't?

You're not. I ain't going to lose. No, you're too homophobic. You're scared. I am not homophobic. I love, like, threesomes with two women. Like, I'm not homophobic. Like, I fully support that.

If there's any woman out there that want to test my theory about not liking two women at one time, I'm at the Ritz Carlton tonight in New York City. Ritz Carlton? Damn. They don't put anybody else up at the Ritz Carlton.

They didn't put me there either. I had to pay my whole money. When they was booking me, they were like, Josh, yeah, we got the hotel you want to stay at. I said, no, I want to stay here. Yeah, you can stay here.

You can just pay for that yourself. Is it nice over there? The Ritz Carlton for New York, it is. Really? Yeah, it's pretty nice. It's like 400 square feet something like that my room bigger than my old apartment that's terrible though is that big like 480 square feet oh yeah that big my last apartment was like 350 my room is like my hotel room is like the size of this this room that's fun yeah it was a little small my whole entire apartment is the size of this room

and i have three roommates what What is rent in New York? A lot. A lot. What's a lot? Soul crushing. Average right now at five grand. For how big of an apartment? Like his? 400 square feet?

Like this? Wait, wait, wait. If your studio is like close to $3,000-ish. Wait, a studio apartment this size is like $3,000? Not this size. 25 to 3. I paid 25 in Queens for no bedroom. It was a studio and a mini fridge.

Why the hell do y'all live in New York? It's a hoot. Where we work. Yeah, we work here. We work here. Are y'all fucking serious? You can fly here cheaper than y'all rent. It's probably true.

Y'all rent is $3,000 here? For a lot of people, yeah. My mortgage is $2,000 here? Yeah For a lot of people yeah My mortgage is $2,000 You got a nice house No I got a small crib My crib is like 2,300 square feet You got a nice house

Nah And that's In Naples that's Like Naples that's small But rent is that much? It's crazy How do y'all survive? Y'all carpool and stuff?

Don't have cars We all car We all drive in together You get fucking paid big bucks. No, I'm confused, man. Take the subway. We all live in the city. I don't want to speak for anybody else, but I'm fucking paid.

No, seriously. Rent is that high. Being a dancer, not joking. Yeah. Yes. Yes. I would say if you're living with roommates, you're paying about $1,000. At minimum, probably $1,500.

I don't even know where you can get that. I don't know about that. My first apartment, I was paying like $1,500. Y'all live in New York. Y'all love it. I live in Jersey. I don't mind. I live in Jersey now.

Average rent is $5,000. What's the average income? How do people survive? I often wonder that. There are a lot of people. I don't understand how do people survive? I often wonder that. There are a lot of people. I don't understand how some people survive. I don't understand. I don't understand.

I don't know how you can have a minimum wage job and live anywhere. That's the average yearly salary for somebody living in New York? No, I can't. But that's New York, the whole. That's the whole state. That says NYC.

Oh. Yeah, there's a... 34,000? Hey, she good as hell on Google. A 57. Whoever is DJing, that's a man. He, I'm sorry, I apologize. My bad, homie.

You had a very feminine face. You want to wrap that up? I'm joking. I'm messing. That's a compliment. That's a compliment. You got good-ass skin. Great skin.

Feminine cock. Melanated. Soft hands. No, but... So, it's 57ated. Soft hands. No, but. So, it's $57,000 a year. $5,000 times 12 is $60,000. So, you can't even. Yeah.

Roommates. You got to have a lot of roommates. You got to have good OnlyFans. At Katie Money Grabs. Or, I mean, there's cheaper. You can still eat peppering. What? What's peppering?

There's cheaper places to live in the city. Also, that's an average room. But it's not nice. Yeah, like Brooklyn is like you get more space. Brooklyn's, yeah. But in the city. Also, that's an average rent. Is it nice? Yeah, like Brooklyn is like you get more space. But it's far. Yeah, it's not that bad. It's not far. So why don't y'all just live in Brooklyn?

I do. You live in Brooklyn. He lives in Jersey. He doesn't live in Manhattan. We live in Manhattan. I like it just because it's easier. So Manhattan is expensive. Yeah.

I mean, it's all expensive. It's all expensive. Manhattan side, I assume, is the worst for space and money, right? Yeah. Yeah. So none of y'all ever want to move to Florida? I would love to move to Florida. Let me know when you're ready to move to Florida.

I know a great realtor. Are you going to be in Dave's crew in Florida? Miami office? His office in Miami? He's going to be. Dave's going to have a crew of dudes down there. I mean, if he gets an office in Miami, then I'm never coming to New York again, ever.

I'm an hour and 45 minutes away from him. Do you not like New York? Nah. Have you been here a lot? Six times. I come here for business, but it's too fast. The buildings are too... I don't know what it's called.

Vertigo. Yeah, I get sick at the buildings. It's too fast. It's too crowded. It's too cramped. Everybody everybody rude i spoke to somebody today a bitch like wanting to punch me in the face i'm like hey good morning she's like asshole yeah that was casey it's just ebony oh people rude man yeah i'm country i'm nice i hold doors for you you don't you don't talk to people here you don't i don't even like the fact. I got Popeyes at 2.30 in the morning last night. I don't like the fact that I was able to do that.

Oh, yeah. That's the best part. Yeah, but it gets dangerous. And I ate that shit and I went to sleep. I don't know how I can trust the food I ate. You can't. If you can eat Popeyes at 2.30 a.m., that Popeyes has been sitting there at least 18 hours. No, that Popeyes is fresh as hell.

How? They keep going. There's people, that Popeye's is fresh as hell. How? They keep going. There's people like us eating. Our body isn't even made to be eaten that late. There's people like you eating, Brandon? That shit is not funny anymore. You know what I meant? I meant guys eating it at night.

I didn't mean that. I order food at night most nights. If that wasn't a thing thing I would probably be in like such good shape I'll order pad thai at like 2 in the morning so you won't eat all day

right no eat at night yeah that's dangerous I know like where I'm from like Naples, Florida

it closes like shit closes down at 11pm so you have no self control is what you're saying at food none not at all really

but you got Waffle House is down there Waffle House is the best restaurant best that's only in the south the dirt you got Waffle House's down there. Waffle House is the best restaurant. The dirtier the Waffle House, the better the food. I didn't think Waffle House was that good. You crazy. I didn't think it was that good. Cracker Barrel is on par with Waffle House, but I just

feel like I disappoint my ancestors every time I eat at a Cracker Barrel. Every time I walk in there, I bite a pancake. You bad at the peg game? The who? The little triangle peg game. No, just like it's somebody, the person that owns the plantation, looking at me as I eat my crispy pancakes? Like, why are you in here? But are there rich people in the Cracker Barrel? Not really.

I think, what you mean? Like, the plantation owner isn't in there. It's like the white people working at a Cracker Bar't in there. It's like some, it's like the white people working at a Cracker Barrel. Middle and lower class. Yeah, it's like middle and lower class. I think retired people eat at Cracker Barrels. Oh, old people. Oh yeah, for sure. A lot of olds. Or people that are entrepreneurs

like me and whoever. There's a lot of old people down there by you. Yeah, the average age in Naples is 64. Yeah. They're dead. So if you want a cougar, go down there. You know what I'm saying? They out there. I think 64 is age past cougar. No, 64 is like right. No, you can find some hotties.

So if you're 64 and a woman, you're a cougar. If you're 64 and a man, you're a pervert. Definitely. For sure. Women can't be perverts. I will say,

if I went to a Jimmy Buffett concert, I would assume pretty much every man there is a fucking pervert. You see what I mean? Women can't be perverts. As Jerry Thornton do. Women can. It's impossible. I think women...

I take that back. I was just joking. Women can be perverts, but lesbians. I think women rarely get caught being perverts. I don't think women are perverts. I don't think it's possible.

They don't really display. Women are perverts. They don't exhibit perversion. Because guys are. They do. We just don't pay attention to it. Kind of like. No, because if like a 50-year-old lady was trying to fuck like a 20-year-old dude, they

would be like. We celebrate it. It's rules. Yeah. That's society though. Society shouldn't be celebrating that. We don't treat our young men how we treat our young girls.

We tell girls when they're young, your princesses protect your virginity. You high five your son when he loses his virginity early and we got to reverse that trend. So with my kids, I tell my son, my 15-year-old,

save your virginity. Like even though you're last, as much as you possibly can, save yourself. Don't be hypersexual try not to masturbate because you don't want to chase that feeling because it's a feeling

you can't get back and sex becomes a distraction so I try to reverse some of the things that I was taught as a young man just got real deep

and serious what were you taught what were you taught we're talking once again we're talking cum it all comes back fuck women and get money.

Circles. Yeah. That's literal. But I was raised by my peers. I didn't have a dad. I met my dad when I was 22. Yeah. Okay.

So my cousin, Legarian, probably the most important person in my life as a man. Legarian? Legarian Houston. He was one year older than me. He pretty much told me like, you in the seventh grade, Josh. You late, man.

You got to get some ass. And I was like, damn, I got to have sex, man. I'm in the seventh grade. You just ran out and got some ass? I ran out and got some ass. Really? I had a girlfriend. I convinced her, talked to her, this and that, blah, late, man. You got to get some ass. And I was like, damn, I got to have sex, man. I'm in the seventh grade. You just ran out and got some ass? I ran out and got some ass. Really? I had a girlfriend. I convinced her, talked to her, blah, blah, blah.

That poor girl's vagina. I didn't know what I was doing. Damn. Yeah, crazy. That's crazy. But now you've felt like that wasn't the right path. Oh, my gosh. I should have saved my vagina.

I should have slept with one woman my entire life. Really? Oh, yeah. I should have been with one woman. That's what Sass has been saying, bro. Sass just got super religious. Oh, you got a strong faith? No, he just kind of was saved.

You were joking about that? No, I... You found God? You're putting me in a weird situation. Wait, so were you joking or were you serious? No, no, no. I wasn't joking. I'm practicing positivity these days. That's fine. I think't joking. I'm practicing positivity these days. That's fine.

I think if a man can be with one woman, I think that shows Herculean strength. And I definitely would encourage that because again, when you have sex,

when you're having sex with different people, you're chasing the feeling of the first time you had sex. It's like doing crack. It's like smoking weed. It's like being on stage

doing comedy. You're chasing that high. And you're never going to achieve that high again no matter how many people you sleep with. It's like smoking weed. It's like being on stage doing comedy. You're chasing that high. And you're never going to achieve that high again, no matter how many people you sleep with. You can be in love. You can love them. So I would definitely tell people to limit their sexual partners if you can. But everybody ain't that strong.

And that's okay. Everybody has vices. I don't drink. I don't smoke. But I have vices. But you fuck. I don't really fuck. I don't drink.

I don't smoke. But your vices probably sugar okay definitely sugar which is which is the same as cocaine not candy

I don't think it's the same as cocaine it is no it is it is so addictive it is more addictive it might be worse it's like scientific studies yeah

food food is definitely me a vice we gotta wrap it up oh I'm sorry no no we just have to yeah why the rundown rundown Food is definitely me of advice. We got to wrap it up. Oh, I'm sorry. No, no. We just have to. Why?

The rundown. Rundown. Y'all got the rundown today? Well, I do at least. I do too. I think I got the rundown tomorrow. Oh, no. Wait.

We might have it tomorrow then? Oh, we have it. You guys have it tomorrow. You told me tomorrow. Somebody told me the rundown tomorrow. Okay. Yeah.

I think you. Oh, we'll do it. Yeah. We can do it. Yeah. The rundown is just several topics, right? That's right.

That's fun. Yeah, it's fun Yeah It's fun That seems I watch That seems fun as hell It's fun Alright

Josh thank you for coming on You've made the biggest mistake Of your life I will I'm gonna kill you man And I'm gonna tell you What I'm gonna do I'm gonna be so real with you

I'm gonna outsource these bars What does that mean I'm gonna find Hey listen I got 5, does that mean? I'm going to find a... Hey, listen. I got $5,000 for you, homie. Help me construct these rhymes. Sounds like you're kind of running scared a little bit now. I ain't running scared. I run shit. You should go to run.

You should get Ho-Rite some fire for you. I'll do it for $4,000. I'm going to watch this goods-roam battle. If you didn't beat goods, you got no chance against me. I'm talking about convincingly, too. I've never heard that noise. That's something. All right.

Convincingly. All right. You know what I'm saying? Dude, whatever you got to win. Halloween. Yeah, yeah. $10,000 and holding the ball. Yeah, $10,000.

We each put up $10,000. You keep saying put up $10,000. We're going to raise $10,000. I just thought you were. I ain't finna go in this Suncoast Credit account that only got like $9,000. This will be the biggest thing we'll ever do. Probably. I'm going to kill them.

And it's going to be on your page. We can put it on my page. And we're going to enroll it. Barstool is over my page. You can have it. And then you also can pick the crowd. How many subscribers you got? On what?

YouTube. I don't have a YouTube. I got 300,000 on YouTube. Okay, let's do it on your page. So we should. Tell them to subscribe. They'll cancel you. They many subscribers you got? On what? YouTube. I don't have a YouTube. I got 300,000 on YouTube. Okay, let's do it on your page. So we should... They'll cancel you. Yeah. Who will cancel me? That's too many subscribers on YouTube. No, no, no, no, no. We'll do it on YouTube.

You don't got a YouTube purposely? I mean, we do for our show. You just don't got a personal one? No, not a personal one. We got to figure out a way to partner with the Yak so we can take that. We can take all the numbers and put them on one platform. Oh, no. So let's just, we got to figure out a way to partner with the Yaks so we can take that, we can take all the numbers and put them on one platform. Oh no,

they'll all be Yaks. I also, they'll show up, they'll find it. I know that like, I just want to make sure that it's, you might trend.

Your fans are there. But you have to understand, boy, I got motherfucking legions, man. I know, I wanted to be here. People will shoot your house

up after you battle me, man. I welcome that. I know, they did shoot your house up after you battle me, man. I welcome that. Hell yeah. All right. Well, so listen, I had a great time. Thank you, Josh.

Appreciate you guys. Happy to be a part of Mars 2. Nice to meet you. Josh Bray, ladies and gentlemen. Clitoris. Clitoris. New merch? Sorry.

Okay. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee pop. It's the act. It's the act.