The Yak - Kate Gets a Veterans Day Surprise | The Yak 11-11-24

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

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Hey. Show starts at 12, man. Happy Veterans Day. I was in the middle of a fucking meeting, sorry. Happy Veterans Day. Veterans Day. Let's move past it. Yeah.

Well, Titus took the day off. He was AWOL today, is his costume. Oh. He was. Or maybe it was camouflage. Maybe. Oh. I'd actually asked somebody for their dress blues.

I was going to have Titus be in full dress blues with, like, the medals and everything. He's like, can I do that? Would people be mad about that? Yeah, I was thinking about that too cuz P S and I was like should we dress him up as a soldier? But that feels I thought that'd be fun What is the literal meaning of a wall? absent without leave Okay, so you're if you want to go on vacation or go somewhere like outside the base You have to like ask permission and be granted

leave I Thought it was like someone who got scared mid-battle and just froliced off that could be too. Well. Yeah, there's still I guess feel like I would get scared mid-battle and Just oh, yeah, just run away People did that I think okay. Yeah, that's good to know So do you feel do you like people saying Happy Veterans Day? It's nice. Yeah, sure.

Why not? OK. I'm awkward, but it's very nice. Happy Veterans Day. Happy Veterans Day. What's your favorite war memory? Ooh, there's so many. There's so many to choose from.

Yeah, probably some badass stuff. Like? Eating Pizza Hut. Uh-huh. Yeah. Friends in the stuff. Like? Eating Pizza Hut. Uh huh. Friends in the desert. I had those over there. Not that I wasn't a tough deployment or anything, but. How was WishFest?

Oh my god, WishFest was so good. And I love OAR, so I used to go see them all the time when I was younger and I haven't seen them for so long. WishFest was amazing. I don't want to out him. White Sox Dave? White Sox Dave. Okay. Oh no. Please go on. I guess.

Because his literal words. You have me hooked. His literal words were, he was a little hammered, were, I know I could tell you this because you're not going to go make fun of me or tell on everybody. Here you are. Wait a minute, No, no, no. Let's keep you an honest woman. Okay. Britain big cats here. He'll tell us. Okay. Text it to me. Okay. It's nothing that crazy. Okay. I'll just say it though. Oh, we are guy was like fucking shredding on stage. The guitarist, like he was crushing it. Yeah. Dave was like, he was like, I'm not like he was like I'm not gonna

like I'm just saying I know if I had to go up there right now like I could do that I could do what he's doing like I could totally and then the keyboard Oh mincy just walked by like spazzing so hard is he trying to head was down on Monday I don't know keep going he just he was to prove he's here on Monday? I don't know. Keep going. He just, he was feeling himself. He said that he could do exactly, like he wasn't impressed. He was like, I'm just saying like I really, and like he genuinely meant it. The OAR guitarist was doing his job and doing that and Dave said that I could do that. The professional guitarist of three decades. Yes. He was like, I could get up there and do exactly

what he's doing right now. Sure. Why not? Yeah, man. Absolutely. I believe Dave. I mean, he can't eat 30 wings. But no, he was super fun.

They got cold. Yeah. That family is amazing. I think it was sold out. And it's just such a cool story that they do that for their brother. Super awesome. Yeah, it felt good.

Mike Posner? Yeah yeah what an awesome guy too yeah he's a man I didn't realize that bit by the rattlesnake yeah baby rattlesnake yeah yeah almost killed him yeah yeah he was walking across the country yeah did he come yeah I don't know which direction he was going if that was going West in Colorado right oh so that was early yeah yeah that's kind of good luck then yeah I didn't realize I was like I maybe know one or two of his songs no he Westin, Colorado, right? Oh, so that was early. Yeah. Shit. That's kind of good luck then. Yeah. I didn't realize, I was like, I maybe know one or two of his songs.

No, he has like a million bangers. Yeah. And he did songs that he's written for other people that were huge. And I always, when people are like super positive, I'm one of those like, yeah, okay, like I don't really drink the Kool-Aid on it, but I don't know. Yeah, he's super positive. He's been on that positivity tour for a while. Yeah. It got to me super positive. He's been on that positivity tour for awhile. It got to me, yeah.

He's been getting high on positivity. A little bit. He tries to do a sad story. Yeah. About how he was a millionaire who stopped making hits. Oh no. Yeah, like all this stuff. He had to overcome that.

Yeah, pillion of music. Yeah. Yeah. Say it, fuck it. I loved it. It was cool. Overcome that yeah, yeah, yeah Brandon you played an incredible role on Saturday Heal yeah, no, I enjoyed it. It was a great time down in Oxford, Mississippi getting berated and yelled at and belittled and

Watching mr. Make-a-wish over there have the time of his life. I thought you were great. Oh, it was it felt good. I did. You like you were you were like you went right at him. Yeah, I did. Yeah, it was we had a good time. I played my role perfectly. It was it was what it was.

Yeah, I loved it. What did he just do? I don't know. He walked by here, hyping us up like we're in the first row of a crowd or something like he was trying to get us yelling or something. I'm starting to think he's a weird cat. What did he want us to do? He's a weird cat. I don't know. Very weird cat. Very weird. Is he on a stroke? Yeah, I don't I don't

know. He wanted us to have a feeling. I guess we did. Yeah, he's he's hovering. Yeah. How was everyone else's weekend? Didn't stand up. Why? Oh, we killed like it. I'm like under a hundred steps this whole weekend. Wait, seriously? Yeah, binged.

We didn't... I didn't experience or observe anything that I could write a sentence about. Uh-uh. Fuck, I'm kind of jealous. That was the best. Yeah. It was nice. Shit.

I have to restuff my couch. I like did that much damage to it. Oh, you're just laying on it? The dent is unfixed. What'd you watch? Under the Banner of Heaven. What? Yeah.

What is that? It's about these 1980s Mormon murders and it's about a Mormon detective trying to solve them. True story. Rocked. Documentary? It's a show with Andrew Garfield. And how long?

How many episodes? Seven episodes. I did that in two days, but then I just watched a bunch of stuff. I watched football, Sunday. Oh, ho ho. Didn't stand. How many murders? Was it like a serial killer? Um, not quite. Watch it. Watch it. Okay. Alright. What's it on?

Hulu, I believe. Hulu. Hulu. Hulu. Kyle, what'd you do? I did not to one-up you less than that wow shut the power Just let it just laid You didn't even like jealous. Did you use your eyes?

No The real measure is did you get uber eats delivered twice Thrice times two, like six times. Six times, Uber Eats? You count Friday. If you're doing it twice in a day, that's like the ultimate I'm doing episode shit. I got donuts.

Oh, oh, we got a cake. It's gotta be Danny's. Veterans Day? Birthday. Oh. Oh, for Veterans Day. Oh, right. Happy Veterans Day to you!

Happy Veterans Day to you! Happy Veterans Day! Waaah! Don't shoot! Where's my clavicle? Happy Veterans Day to you! And many more. Hell yeah Thanks guys, this is lovely. Well you gonna eat the whole cake? Yeah should I? You should eat the whole cake. Look at that

See there were perks to not paying attention in high school. Yeah, I Was more used to cream pies when I was in the military What's the what's the male to female ratio? Overseas overseas I was a ten it was amazing Proportion of gender oh Very few I think the Marine Corps is only like six percent women Have you guys ever have you guys ever been the hottest somewhere? The hottest dude at my old job

I was the hottest dude at a board game convention once. It was the best feeling. I do that all the time. I'm in a waiting room and I like to look around and be like, where do I rack up against everybody here? I think I'm like the fourth hottest dad at the drop off line in the morning. That's top five. Yeah, that's a good crop. There's definitely three that are much hotter, but then there's a bunch of people that I feel like look older than me,

but maybe I also look old. You're Mount Rushmore of hot dads. Yeah. But that's also like, I mean, that's not really doing anything because it's just a bunch of dads. It still helps self-esteem somewhat. Yeah, a little bit.

Fourth, there's two that I can think of right now that are just blowing me out of the water. Ta3 is too much. You have to live up to too much. But I think the gap, I think it's like one of those things, the gap between three and four is wider than the gap between like four and 20. I'd rather be an approachable four than intimidating two. Yeah. It's a steep fall. Only three teams can win the championship. I'm Cincinnati when they went to the playoffs and got lost in Alabama. Yeah, Alabama's gonna drill you.

Yeah, it's like just the schedule had worked out perfectly for me and that's why I'm a playoff team. You're just hoping one of the dads gains a bunch of weight or something. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I don't think I've ever been the hottest in a room. Yeah, yeah, you have. No. Yes, you have.

That's hard to do. Being a hot, fit, in shape dad of several is weird. Yeah. Yeah. That almost shows you're a bad dad. Yeah, it absolutely does. Absolutely. Right. You got to be a little chunky.

Got to have a little extra power. You can be cute. Yeah. Cute dads. Yeah. I'm starting to feel the football the football diet is starting to fall off I Filled the bowl three times yesterday Filled the bowl what bowl the toilet bowl that is Three times you're aiming for that fist

That is a that is massive amounts of overeating so bad so bad Full was it like the shred I've like fuck. I I went we were taping pfd last night I went my third fill of the bowl was around 8 p.m. And I was like, what is going on? How do I still have this? Was it like big individual shits within or like the brown snakes were kind of... The snakes, the last... You stacked the bowl. I snaked them.

Your turds couldn't breathe with gills. Yeah, it was... They were stacking out of water. Like I was like, do I have to poop? And then I went and sat down and I was like, Oh my god, I just filled the bowl. That's insane Yeah, I like get ashamed whenever I have like a like a curious Tunnel dweller like when like the end of the turd is in the pipes and the it breaks the water lines Yeah, I get embarrassed when I see that I can't imagine the shame when I see a filled bowl

It'll boy did they raise your own ass? No, not that high but when I see a filled bowl. Filled bowl. Wait, did they graze your own ass? Oh, shit. No, no, no. Not that high, but like it was a full bowl. Yeah, it's like an alligator coming out of the swamp where it's half in, half out. Yeah. Each one was- You gotta stand up to wipe so you don't get your hand wet. Yeah, each one would have stood on its own as your only shit of the day.

Oh, man. What's wrong, Brad? Break it down for the people. What'd you eat yesterday? I don't know why I'm not enjoying this. No, I can understand why. No, man. What's wrong, Brandon? Break it down for the people. What'd you eat yesterday? I don't know why I'm not enjoying this. No, I can understand why. No, Saturday. Saturday I just ate because we were in Oxford.

We went to tailgates. People were just handing me shit. I was just eating. What did you eat at tailgates? I didn't see anything. I got, I was behind you guys. Someone gave me a brat. Then I was eating red beans and rice.

And I was just eating everything. Yeah. Brandon, were you comfortable? I was fine. We went to the Grove a couple of times. The most aggressive guy, the loudest yelling, the guy that Mike almost had to check was a Georgia fan. Oh. And he came up just yelling. I was walking with my cousin and her husband, and we were just walking to their tailgate.

And he just got in my face and pointed at me and said, you're the biggest pussy on earth. You're the biggest. You don't know anything about ball. You don't know anything about the game. was walking with my cousin and her husband, and we were just walking to their tailgate, and he just got in my face and pointed at me and said, you're the biggest pussy on earth. You're the biggest. You don't know anything about ball. You need to get the fuck out of here.

And it was literally wearing all Georgia stuff. So you're walking with your cousin and your husband, so it was just you two. Yeah. And then they were just hounding you? The guy he's talking about was like, it got a little scary. He kept. Oh, you were there.

Yeah. He kept. Did you see the clip? Yeah, Danny was with us. Part of it. I don't have a clip of that one. You weren't with me on that one. a little scary. Oh you were there. Yeah That one I think the guy the camo hat Conrad fly private. Oh, yeah What is the world got? And I I was getting shit too because I was defending Britain. I wore Georgia hat. Yeah, it was great though It was like all these people If we're busy like animals walking through this

It was the Game of Thrones Cersei Shamrock for Brandon. Oh man. And that was... Yeah, those guys, I put those guys in a pretzel because they were like, fuck you for wearing a Georgia hat big cat, and I was like, I'm the worst gambler alive. This is good. Yeah. Brandon Walker, fuck Steve.

Fuck Steve. Fuck Steve. I saw the comments on this, they're like, he's so shook. You look pretty relaxed. I was fine. You look good. You're fine. And that walk probably lasted, what, 20 minutes?

Yeah. It was a lot of that. But when I went back over without a camera is when that guy. I thought Mike was going to have to grab him. It wasn't that guy in the camo hat? It was a guy with terrible terrible acne It was It was bad if they were smart

They would have like done a coordinated effort like I think we were fucked with you more if nobody said a word to you That would you would have hated that? Ruined walking through you're trying to look around because that kind of seemed like role play rage like they're part of it like yeah They would they're admitting they know who you are. That guy, yeah. Now we're staring at that guy. Oh, there were some creatures at that time. Real creatures.

Wait, let's break down this fella. There were like four of them in a row that were there. Usually the college football show, we have nice, pretty women in the front. Do all Ole Miss fans have the same torso? Yeah. Yeah, there's a mincey factory. What the fuck?

Skinny hands. Is there a bunch of them down there Yeah, I can't tell if that guy's a college student or like 47 wait that always has a player that looks exactly like yeah What was that did I fall for a quigs? I that might have been a quigs, but that was mints I had long the holder their holder is just mints their holder can't be a young mints No, it's I'm not saying a person that looks like minutes their holders minutes their holder look like minutes. Do we have that? It was shocking I had a zoom which we did it was I retweeted I believe I'm done with having shame don't shame over getting duped by AI. It's too good. Yeah, are we supposed? It's too good. You see the dead internet theory. Tell me

Mm-hmm. I don't even know what it is but I think one of the tenants is that a lot of the AI accounts are obviously AI yeah to trick you into not realizing the ones that are very discreetly AI right okay and you're yeah no I don't know I don't know that's it but like the ones of that's mint so So did we got got? Did we get got? I had to get got. That can't be what that guy looks like. Look up number 48 on Ole Miss roster. This would be shocking. This would be shocking. Wait, say that theory again. I don't want to talk about the theory because I don't know about the theory. Oh, but you think the

internet nobody's using it. One of the bullet points was like there's a lot of obviously fake AI accounts Which I'm sure we all notice correct because they can barely speak and they just recycle what you say back to you Yeah, but those those are to throw you off of the scent of the AI accounts who are indistinguishable from real human Yeah, like the ones of oh it looks like oh He kind of looks like he's got some mints in him. Yeah he does if you kind of looks like him. Oh my god yeah he does have some mints in him yeah. Oh my god. But like that photo that was tweeted at yeah yeah yeah holy fuck look like where's he from is he from

Mississippi I said Marietta Georgia okay chicken the big chicken that makes the lesson done that before big chicken Oxford yeah it was it was quite a scene though yeah we walked through the grove and it was yeah he is mincy he looks like mincy when he puts on his helmet we bring I were just we were all just zoo animals walk yeah everyone go up to be like Dave Dave can I get a picture then looks like Mincy when he puts on his helmet. We, Brandon and I were just, we were all just zoo animals walking through. Everyone go up to him and be like, Dave, Dave, can I get a picture? Then five feet behind him, Brandon, fuck you.

Is that one of the schools where like a higher and higher percentage are from the Northeast? Yeah, it's a, I don't know how much Northeast it is, although SEC is getting more Northeast, but a lot of Ole Miss' student body is kids from Dallas and Atlanta that couldn't get into Georgia and Texas. Yeah. Still relatively.

But Ole Miss is still a pretty good school, is it not? It has a 97% acceptance rate. Oh. Yeah. If you go get a COVID shot, you have just applied and accepted to Ole Miss. Wow. Their libs?

Yeah. Damn. There's my group right there. That one right there kept saying things about my daughter. Yeah, which one? I defend you on that. The one on the. I think it was the one with the one holding the Red Solo Cup.

But to his credit, and not really to his credit, because he's come back, we did. Brandon and I both were like, stop, and he stopped. Yeah, wow, good guy. Yeah, really good guy. Good willpower on that man. Can I say, I've noticed a trend that I, maybe I'm just getting old, but I'd like to,

I'd like to throw out a gripe. Sure. If you guys would allow me to. Sure. If you guys would allow me to. Um... The trend of wearing a hat with the words upside down... Weird.

What the fuck is that? Weird. Okay. Did Dax start that? I don't know, but it's so annoying. Now that you put that in the atmosphere, I have noticed that. It's so annoying.

It'll be their team's name, but it's arched, but upside down. It would literally, like, it'd be like if I was wearing a hat right now that just said, like, bears, but upside down. Yes. Yeah, it's like the big code word. Is it one brand that's doing that?

I don't know, but it just drives me nuts. I don't get it. I don't. Why is it upside down? Why is that cool? We've gotten to the point. I feel lost. And yeah, I've gotten to that point, I think,

where I've just like. I think Dak Prescott did it a couple years ago with the Dallas to that point I think where I've just like I Think Dak Prescott did it a couple years ago. I think you're right. I think you're right. Nothing. He does is cool Baker Mayfield did it as contract signing that's a little cooler Same exact thing now Baker's a dog Dak is hurt. I'm gonna make fun of a cripple. You have PFT said it correctly. Dak had the most delicious sounding injury ever. Oh, twenty twenty four was the world was upside down. He tore the I think he tore the the muscle off his bone on his hammy.

Yeah. Kind of delicious. All right. Off. On his hammy. Yeah. The hammy just came right off his. That does sound like you'd eat that. Oh, on his hammy. Yeah, the hammy just came right off his. That does sound like you'd eat that. Say, yeah. So I was like, hey, you want some of this?

Mm hmm. I love having a good straight quarterback on my team. Sussy for Russie. Did you guys see the sun just dominating Jerry Jones? Yeah, he was that was and he had to. He answered a question about it afterwards. He got upset about the Sun. Oh What is he? He's a gotta be

He was stopping Black people from going to school. Oh was he actually he was in the halls I was in 64 that was a whole like when Dan Snyder was getting pushed out Dan Snyder started basically releasing everyone's dirty laundry and then the picture came out of Jerry Jones in the background in Arkansas like trying to stop. Not good. He had the water fountain above his head. Yeah, yeah.

He's 82. 82. I thought he was older. A curious kid. Yeah, he was curious. 1957. I wanted to see what all the hubbub was about hey, what's going on around here? Honestly looks bored though. He like he looks unhappy to be there. Yeah, I feel like you could have just said that's not me

Yeah, who figured out that was Jerry. I thought I would have just gone with I I'd never seen a camera before Yeah, kind of looking at the camera roll with that else confused by what that was some type of camera Yeah, he's he's mad at the Sun That was funny. What else happened this week? Yeah, I don't know about the hats I Maybe I'm way off people can say I'm a fucking idiot Yeah, I can see if it was like a rival team same way terrorists put like a American flag upside down Yeah, but your own team. I just don't know why it's cool And it's also just bothers me because then I have to read the words upside down

Mm-hmm. I don't like when dudes rest the hat on the tippy top of their head. Yeah, Ben DiNucci I like Ben DiNucci. So that's where it started It's a cove it thing. Oh the world was upside down in 2020, so they put the world upside down. Oh, I hate it even more. Yeah, now that the world is back right side up, stop doing it. Yeah, we're not upside down no more. Did you guys ever hit pots and pans outside for first responders?

I did not. I never did either. I heard it. Yeah. A lot. Kate? I probably clapped. I remember clapping for the garbage men.

Definitely. We all know I'm anapped. I remember clapping for the garbage man. Definitely. We all know I'm an idiot. It was a nice gesture. I was alone in a studio apartment. So it was nice to hear other people every night at whatever time. So I did go to my window. Were we having the conversation on the plane

that we should just do a COVID once a year? No, it wasn't me. But like, not actually have COVID, but just do a shutdown. Do a lockdown. So yeah, a lockdown week actually, I think would help. Just to flatten any curve. Just well, no, and just like being like, hey, everyone just don't go to work for a week. I think it would be a nice tribute to, you know, the people that perish. Yeah. Joe Diffie. Yeah. It's like the old man's spring break. Just stay inside and nothing. Because it also would remind us what we had lost Yeah, right you have to stay in your house for a week. You're like this sucks a period of reflection this again

You could yeah, you could have like a sign like I I lock in for yeah Wayne yeah catch up on all your shows. Yeah, Dunther from Friends Damn Did you guys see? friends. Uh, damn. Did you guys see the uh, Alex Bennett clip? No. Fugman let it fly with the fastball. Oh no, what's...

We might have to get Fugman on. Can we hit on Fugman? He was charming as all hell. He is charming, but I, this one is a little too far for me. What was the clip? Her fifth birthday, can we buy her like a little bit of Disney stock? Yeah, so I think that gamifying this for her is a really fun idea. And explaining it to her. Exactly, and making it fun and not making it intimidating. Yeah, I love that. I don't want to buy her gifts. Like I think

a much like I would love I don't know if you'll sign off on it, but like every birthday to yeah buy her a stock or two. I'm so down for that because you know what I don't want is toys everywhere. On her fifth birthday, can we buy her like a... Alright, can I just say something? I can't, I can't do that. What about both? I don't really know Alex like that, but I know women a little bit. And when she's, the first time she said, I love that, she didn't fucking love that.

Yeah. Oh. I love that. There's a couple things. One, if you have children, you can try as you might, be like, I don't want toys everywhere. Guess what? There's going to be toys everywhere.

Yeah. Nothing you can do about that. And your bathtub, and your bed. Everywhere. I don't want toys everywhere. Guess what? There's going to be toys everywhere. Yeah. Nothing you can do about that. And your bathtub and your bed. Everywhere. I don't have the basement in my house is not mine. I haven't seen my bathtub in a while. Yeah. Your bathtub's filled with toys. Always. Yeah, mine too. You have to move it out. Yeah. Yeah. There's I don't have my own space.

So imagine if that was all stock. Right. So here's the other part of that. My bathtub was full of stock. Full of stock. I think they think I think they just accidentally invented saving for your child's future. Yeah, you do that on your own. Yeah, like what's the age? A lot of parents do that anyway. They don't they actually don't gamify it. They just do it and then they get them the toy because getting a five year old the toy is actually a very fun thing.

It's the last thing you want to gamify. Yeah. It's like what I mean, maybe I'll tell my wife that tonight. Be like, Hey, I was thinking instead of birthday presents, like what if we like put some money away for their college tuition monopoly with real money. We'll explain. Sit them down and explain when little baby Fug is your kid's boss. You understand, but listen, like buying a five-year-old a gift

is just as rewarding, probably more rewarding, for the parent than the kid. Kind of fun. It's the best. When they get excited about something, you know they're only going to play with it for like three minutes. Right.

But still, that initial burst of excitement is the best feeling in the world. Don't you agree, Brandon? I still play with the stocks my parents got me. You remember your first stock your parents got you? They got me Sears and Radio Shack. Wow. Uh-oh. Mockbuster?

Yeah. But what age were they talking about? Because their kid isn't even one yet. Right. One years old, I don't think they need gifts. The birthday they wouldn't remember. They need toys. Three years old is when you really start understanding gifts.

Two maybe. But aren't children's toys meant to be like pretty good for the kid's brain? Yes. Developmental and all that? Yeah. I bought my son a, I finally hit. I was, I'm like oh for a hundred on Instagram,

like learning toys. Finally got one that was, that hit. Fun. Yeah. It's like a light up puzzle thing. It's like almost like playing Tetris in real life. Sure. That sounds awesome.

And he loves it. And it was like, yeah, because I just keep, I see it and then I just buy it like an idiot and then they show up and it's never what it was supposed to be. But imagine the development you would have had if instead of like building blocks with letters and numbers and colors on them, you were giving stocks. Right.

Stocks. How would you have developed? I mean, yeah, if I was watching Ford go up and down, that'd be a blast. Two-year-old you would be watching Davey Daytrader. Oh my god, yeah. Skin involved. But yeah, they invented saving for your children's future.

Yeah. Pretty cool. I also, I don't I think parenting is hard enough. You shouldn't judge but I do. It did tickle me like having like a three month old and being like here's all of our future plans. None of the future plans ever were. I remember when I thought that I was going to be a no no screen time guy. Whoa. Yeah. I like

no tablets at the restaurant. We all thought that. Is that just a cheat code? It's not even cheating. It's not cheating. That's the only way that you can eat your dinner Oh, yeah It's the only way to have three kids sit in the same spot for 20 minutes. My wife was big screen time We're not we're not and buddy. We're doing it. Yeah, so what they do before just give them toys instead of an iPad at dinner Yeah, I just like well I went to dinner with We're doing it. Yeah. So what did they do before? Just give them toys instead of an iPad at dinner? Yeah. Or beat them. Or I just like, well, I went out to dinner

with my kids on Friday. It's like the two oldest ones watched something, and then the youngest one is too young to have attention span. So I just literally walked around the block till the food showed up with him on my shoulders. I've done the restaurant walk before. I was sitting at the table for dinner for maybe three minutes total When I was young my parents would always lie if I was acting up and they just be like the man is coming

The man the man is gonna yell at you from no matter where oh yeah I was afraid in the basement at a restaurant at church I was like just so afraid of this quote-unquote man, and it worked look at me now They told you the man is coming you were afraid of the man quote man and it worked look at me now they told you the man is coming you were afraid of the man like the boss the manager whatever the man encompassed everything I need to do that my kids are zero percent I say the man's coming they're still giving out crayons and stuff right yeah they do yeah that's like a maybe 30 seconds yeah I'll say 90 seconds really yeah parenting is I think

Clem had a great tweet this weekend. Parenting is like being at an escape room for the next 18 years. You're always just, they work in three minute chunks. The attention span is that long, and you have to have the next thing fucking right, on the planes and all that stuff. But I always point at signs since my son can't read yet.

So we're on the plane, and I'm like, this says no whining or the pilot's going to come back here. I always lie about signs. And it works. You got to scare him. My kids aren't scared of me at all. It's bad.

They just dare me. They just laugh in my face. Yeah, I don't. But they're not old enough to truly rebel. Well, they do their best. Yeah, are you afraid of that? They just know. like, I've... They know that I'm...

There's nothing. But will they do... At the other end of, like, the... Like, I do a countdown sometimes. Like, 3-2-1. 3-2-1 doesn't work? And no, because my son one time went past one, and it was... We just stood there, and I was like, I don't gotta move.

You lost the locker room. Yeah. You lost the locker room. Yeah, he just, like, dared he just like dared me I was like yeah I guess I didn't have anything after three two I never even got to two and a half for a long time it worked I scrambled he went right through the wall and was just like wait there's nothing after one nothing god damn it nothing felt so vulnerable vulnerability of a man I told the story I was I once was trying to put my son to bed and he wouldn't go to bed and I told him I was gonna Lock the door and he just looked me in the face. He's like if you lock that door I'm gonna scream so loud that everyone

And I immediately was like, all right the door thing was a joke I don't actually I'm not gonna lock your door like he just I fold it But how do you even get the power back? I don't think you do is because he saw you cry after he hit you in the balls that one time Yeah, probably like I got him for life Yeah, you don't you you kind of you like go in and out of power If they want something you have power for a little bit of time and then the minute they don't want anything You're you're back to and kids that age really have nothing to lose. No nothing right nothing

Yeah, they're the most dangerous which I guess is a good thing that they feel comfortable and like they know that i'm not going to give them back right maybe i should try to try to give them back what about holding a toy hostage until they act better oh they don't give a shit no no no no because they can out stand they can outlast you by like just sitting there and like yelling yeah like they can they can get to the other end of it. What about like sour spray? Ooh. Maybe a bark collar?

Yeah, something. We're teetering on abuse. This is real sour spray. Steven, what do you do? I feel like you run a tight ship. Yeah, I take my kids out to dinner every week. Yeah, I do too. We don't do table

tablets or anything like that, but Usually I sit on the same side of the booth and you got a kind of police that and all but well I feel pretty good. We do TV in the morning and some at night if they really want it, but Yeah, they watch a lot of basketball. They sing the Wingstop commercial out of home Zah, what do you do with your 12 year old we always forget about that Do you think like Christian Joe's Well you do have to restore like once not very often, but maybe once a quarter all like You do have to restore like once I don't not very often, but maybe once a quarter all like

Yeah, once a quarter maybe I'll yell pretty loud about something like hey like make sure you're listening or whatever Nothing crazy. I think also Steven like I had better control the locker room when it was just two three kind of lost That's where I lost. That's fair. Yeah, that's like do they work as like one entity ever. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah They all fucking they conspire to all that shit. What's up, Brandon? I think he just had to do a check. You feel the ball? Good? No, no, he had to do a check of your young.

Yeah, I had to make sure everybody was alive over there. And? He actually killed Nicky Smokes. I walked right by him today. I feel so bad. I think he was fine. We oompa oompa danced in the A and a studio. Why? It's a thing that Adam Sandler does. Okay. And Tommy texted us and he's like, what's up guys? Yeah. After I'd walked by him. Cuz he's blending he blended into the chair. Really? Walked in at like eight in the

morning. So, a couple of weeks ago, I I took my my middle boy to the Blackhawks game had him here. Yesterday I took my youngest son to the Bucks game to Bucks and Celtics and Tommy said I said Tommy what do you want to go to? He said I just want to go to work. Nice. Go to the office. Yep. He's a good boy. He's just he's just here. This is his special treat since he was out of school today. I love it. Happy anniversary Brandon. Yeah it's my 18th. Oh yeah. Is that today?

Yeah. 18th. Yeah. 18th. Trying to upstage the veterans. Uh no I I never was trying to do that but we did get married on Veterans Day. It just happened to be. Mama tried to call you this morning. You didn't pick up so she called me. What? Uh happy anniversary from mama as well. She didn't try to call me. That's what she said. Uh yeah she tries to call me during mostly sports. She knows I'm on mostly sports. Why, she tries to call me during Mostly Sports. She knows I'm on Mostly Sports. Why doesn't she try to call me during Mostly Sports?

She wants a little screen time. Yeah. OK, but anyway, it is my anniversary. Do you have a big wedding? What was your wedding like? It wasn't that big. It was a church, small reception. It was just kind of open bar.

We got engaged in August and got married in November, and she wasn't pregnant. Can I ask a question? Yes. How many button down short sleeve shirts were at your wedding? Oh, great question. Great question. I'm guessing. Jeans. Wow. Oh, my God.

A significant amount. Yeah. That's more than three. And it's like, oh, I would say I would say minimum two dozen There's always one. It's the best that there's only one. There's no doesn't care. Yeah, it doesn't feel embarrassed He's a little weird. He's always one and you can usually be like alright that one's gonna sit over there But if there's multiple I don't know what you do no I would say minimum two dozen of my way I've seen I whenever I boot up Facebook and somebody from home gets married Sometimes the groomsmen with us one guy To gay always just like oh yeah mustard yellow. Oh, it's all purple

It's a terrible color it's what it's either yeah Why is it like that purple so off always purple or that like weird like copper brown. It's like a must be brown That's a rat to this Diagram of rat tail guys and Weddings yeah a lot of Walmart gift cards Do you remember did you have a bunch of groomsmen, or was it? I had, let's see, I had Alan and Matt. Wait, Alan, wait. Alan, no, don't you.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Nick, can I have one friend that doesn't have a tiny penis? No, this wasn't going to be a penal-related thing at all, but whatever. What do you think Alan has? Real small dick. Alan, Matt Matt my cousin Brent Candle Brent areas. Yeah Brent. No. Oh, yeah candle Brent candle Brent and then I had five I think we're five and five

Oh Derek Derek is the one with the Oversized nipples. They're huge. No Oversized nipples they're huge no Derek And they're always wrong Chaos and go on holy shit Tommy Tommy in the building Well soon swords yeah nice outfit I asked Tommy how long he could survive in the wilderness with those yeah, he said indefinitely Tom's Tom's Tom's Tom go on go back to Caitlin man go back to kill. I'm not scared

Scared oh Yeah cut the cake Go back to Caitlyn man. Go back to Caitlyn. I'm not scared Yeah He's scared Oh, yeah cut the cake don't cut the cake Cut the cake with the blades of chaos Cut the cake cut the cake Rudy, am I allowed to cut this cake with your blade? Rudy says yes He says yes Dissect it

No no no no no Hold on Do it like it's the head of an enemy Guys, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That's fine. No, that's okay. It's fine. We have second rule. I don't mind one but one blade one cut Blades of Chaos somebody sent him in. All right, you get maybe Rudy bottom. Yeah, you cut the cake Yeah, all right, oh that's good cake I would have started that was smooth That's a huge piece Tommy. That's too big of a piece, Tommy. No, it's not. OK, all right, all right, all right, sorry. Go ahead. You're doing perfect.

Whatever size you think is good is fine by me. I think that's great. That's perfect. It's a big slice. You're going to fill the bowl later, Keith. Oh, yeah, once you make the certainly M. How are you going to pull it out? Ready?

There we go. That was good. Perfect. Nailed it. It's kind of disappointing. The blades of chaos. I'm okay. I don't need cake right now. No thank you. Don't throw plates at. Okay. I have a urologist appointment this afternoon. Oh, you're carrying around your stone? Yeah. Wait, do you have your stone with you? It's up in my arm. Oh.

Thank you. Oh, I can't. He's going to, oh, I can't. Oh, it's the doctor. He's going to touch my. You're getting your dick scene today. Yeah. But I feel like you're at a point where it's like, yeah,

anything for a respite. Is it weird that I trimmed? Yes. Yeah. You wanted to look bigger for the doctor? No, I just didn't want to have it be a massive proportion. You wanted to look okay. God damn it. He trimmed it on the head.

He's a successful guy. You want to impress him? You tweezed the origin of the dick. When do I have to start fluffing? It's 2.30. I think I should be already fluffing. I think you need to have something queued up on the phone, but nothing too... Like maybe the cat daddy gif. That's not going to get you rock hard anymore. Yeah, I trim for my urologist. I don't think it's that weird. It's like you're flossing before you go to the dentist.

No. I didn't want him to have to go through like a whole the dentist will scold you if you don't floss the urologist is gonna be like wow this have you been trimming your bush? Yeah, but what yes after a meal be bald has to be only a slight trim What if you were bald imagine if you like if I go show up and he has to like part it, but here's the thing No, he's seen enough Like he's gonna like go like this to get in here's the thing No, he's seen enough Like he's gonna like go like this to get in there. He's gonna know it's a fresh trim You didn't do like shaping did you know like a landing strip? No. No, it's very rudimentary. What if I had gone full shave? What if you did the doctor?

doctor's initials yeah, just show up as Johnny sins Completely yeah Waxed yeah, it's just gotta be like I understand a tame bush It's not the last yeah, I would want to touch my penis in an hour and a half Does it look trimmed or does it look trimmed a couple weeks ago does look grown out it looks trimmed Trimmed on that's good. That's a nice courtesy. Yeah, I feel like that was like a hey doc I don't want to make your job harder than it is. Wait, Che, did you shave before you got snipped?

You're required. Or they're going to do it there. Which I don't want. Why not? Ugh, no. It's a king's move. I guess when I think about it, me, but like, no, that's a bit much. That's the same vibes as getting your head shaved once you go to prison.

Yeah, yeah. Did you shave bear, Steve? Yeah, you were supposed to for that. Oh. I mean, they're literally. Wait, you were jerking off bear this whole time? I know. That changes everything.

It grows back. That does. That makes it gross. This whole thing is gross. Yeah, it is gross. You were just jerking off a porn star dick Yeah, congrats Jay hit his 50th thank you unbelievable, okay with it, you know and With the attempt at going as fast as possible

For the most part. Yeah, it wasn't a natural What does Danny win? So there was a some discrepancies. Were we doing prices right rolls? Yes. So then I would have lost. And Kate would have won, right? Kate went over?

That's the opposite of pro, isn't it? No, it went over Kate. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The answer went over Kate. Gotcha. So I did win. Yeah, you did win. That's what I get for listening to people on Twitter. They didn't watch Price is Right. They didn't.

So wait, yeah, what was the prize? The 51st load. You get to jerk them off. I think so. You get to jerk off 51st. You get to jerk them off. I'm going to shave you. You got to milk them.

Steve, stay late tonight. Yeah, I mean, we're not going full bear anytime soon. Steven, don't answer this, but did you have a favorite one of the 50? Mmm, yes. Oh no! Was it in the beginning or towards the end? I think you know. The last? It was an early one, right? Oh, no. I think you know. The last?

It was an early one, right? It had to be one of your hotels. No, it had to have been the first vaginal. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh, no! Oh, man. Oh, yeah.

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White Sox Dave was challenged to eat 30 birds' nest wings. Couldn't do it? Couldn't do it. Could do it. He could do it if they stayed warm. If they stayed warm. Also challenged himself. Also challenged himself. Also challenged himself. Also Luke Blutman who won the dinner with White Sox Dave, ate 30 wings just off to the side. Yeah out of hunger. Out of hunger.

Can I just ask a question before we get to Connor Griffin? Dave's excuse after eating 26 wings was he couldn't finish the last four because they were not warm. Why does that matter? So I was not going to- We have the video. Yeah. Why does it matter if a wing is lukewarm or very warm? Well, I predicted that he was going to say that.

But they're going to get cold at some point. I want the new one because we're going to switch. I don't know. rock and roll ass editing Way more than I thought there would be like seven stick It's when he gets to like 22, TJ. And he quits. But yeah, I wasn't going to let him lose saying they're too cold excuse, so we swapped him and he still didn't do it. Oh. Here.

Guys, I'm done. What? You're quitting? This is fucking gross. Like, you didn't finish them. Swap them while you're doing it? Yeah, I'll keep going. I'm not guaranteed all 30, but yeah. Swap one by one.

This is tough. This is tough to be the judge of jury next week. For the record, I'll say I think you lost because part of the challenge is that they're inevitably going to get cold and it makes it harder. Yeah, I don't think we can swap. If we just had 30, there'd be no swapping's not an option. Because anyone who says they can eat 30

would be assumed that it's perfect. Wait, wait, Danny. Come on, bro. Five minutes ago, I thought that you were perfect, that you were perfectly on pace, and now it's like. They're ice cold. I don't know what you want. They're ice cold.

They'd probably ask, do you think they'd stay warm the whole time? That's obviously not something we ever talked about Danny. Like maybe like the orange served in the correct amount of time and like the other ones got cold so it takes slower. These were our predictions from what Dave would say. Yeah. Oh, he nailed it?

If these wings ended up staying magically as hot as they were once they came out for a whole 45 minutes, then I could have done it. Or almost like that's a good dream scenario. Did you think someone's gonna put him under a heater the whole time? Luke might be too. Luke's on 19. You're on 19? Yeah. A Luke-y lifeline. There's a warm one.

And Luke's gonna try a cold one. One for one is better. One for one a Luke-y lifeline is better. One million times better. My goodness. So are these warm ones now? Yeah. Do you want to do this? Or no? You guys are saying it's...

Oh he's trying to get at him. Wait you guys don't want to do it anymore? I...I... But it's on you to think about that pre-act...pro-act... You guys are the ones that are like, oh my God, let's get the fucking first one. This beer looks good. It looks great.

It looks so good. When you say I can finish 30, you have to think about the fact that half of them are going to get cold. That's part of the hard part. That is crazy, my boy. I did that. I'm saying it. You pissed? Sorry, sorry. I think we got it. I think we got it.

Oh my... My goodness. Nothing's ever easy. Ever. Ever. I hate that. I don't want to spark up camp bar still rumors Can I had a really great time hanging out with him? He's fine in those a fun hang situation always have to say that

He's actually fun If everybody forgot about the rumors these were the rumors because one night I went to bed And Kate and White Sox well I got to the campfire and Kate was sitting next to White Sox Dave talking and a couple hours later I left the campfire, Kate and White Sox Dave were out by the fire talking. I came back out to pee later and Kate and White Sox Dave were there talking. We weren't talking.

I woke up for breakfast the next morning and I was sitting there and I was eating breakfast and I looked up and Kate and White Sox Dave walked in together talking. We did. And White Sox Dave walked in together talking. We did. And White Sox Dave's hair was all messed up. His two strands were askew. They were crossed, yeah.

No comment. So that leads us to Connor Griffin's wings. He does look like he'd fuck you through the mattress. He gives off Jack Hammer vibes. He does. He has the personality of a a he looks like a guy that fucks are awesome yeah I do yeah he gauges how well he did by how in pain I like it. It's painful. I fucking destroyed you. You checked his fitness app out. Yeah. Just burned 90 pounds.

How much did you burn, Kate? God damn it. I burned more calories than you did during sex, Kate. The bed has to get across the room. Yeah, it has to scoot it across. He puts in a dip midway through. Ah, this pussy's cold. The pussy got cold halfway through.

Fuck it if it wasn't cold. All right, but Connor Griffin. Fucking a pussy till it gets cold is crazy. That is an experienced thruster. As you'd imagine, it would get hot, progressively hotter for a while. And then once it starts getting cold, Yeah, that is an experience thruster as you'd imagine it would get hot progressive We've got a while and once it starts getting cold. It's been out too long Put the pussy up it's gonna spoil I could have fucked it longer

Dale We'll bring out another. No, I mean no, do you want to fuck another pussy? Next White Sox Dave challenge. Kate, let us know your availability. So yeah, imagine waking up. He's got his head on it. Morning, beautiful. Bet you hurt. He's has a head on morning beautiful, but you hurt Is a nice guy just hard as shit, how was it? Saying someone saying someone's a nice guy is actually the biggest. Yeah, it's like baseline Or it's like he's not a meanie for a girl. Is she hot she's nice. Yeah

So it actually happened in my back. I don't even have Connor Connor can't eat wings because it's he can't fake front teeth, but it's a fear that he'll pop out. Not that he's told not to. So this is him eating a chicken wing for the first time. According to a meeting. Not the first, he did it on this show also. He said it was like second time. But he went top down? And then also I don't know what to do when you get down to the bottom.

It's like, is that it? Look, teeth problems aside, the fact that he couldn't use his tongue to push the meat out in the middle. And then you get it from the other side. That's a lot for a beginner. My tongue, what are you talking about with my tongue? Between the meat out in the middle. Get it from the other side. I'm gonna laugh for our beginner. My tongue, what are you talking about? My tongue.

It's between the middle bones. Are you kidding me? You're gonna lick the bone? No, you take your tongue and use it to push out the meat. Even Jay is a really good at this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, You gotta talk to Chad. He'll teach you how to use your tongue.

Okay, so in the middle of the two bones there's meat. He can't give it? Or you can break it. You can break it. You can break it. You gotta get in the middle of it. I feel very awkward doing this. Oh god, dude. He whispered. Plus he thinks the tongue's only for looking and he can't push with it?

Can't push with it. This might ruin the dating show. Everybody just, all the women just pull out now. Yeah. You guys got no tongue power. That was one wing. That took 45 minutes. Ugh.

Danny, you had to watch all this garbage. Like watching car crash after car crash. You might have the worst life in the world. Falling around Dave, maybe. Yeah, for the White Sox Dave challenges now, we don't even predict if he'll beat it or not. We predict what the excuse will be. How accurate do you get?

Cause Tom and you look pretty good. You guys were able to predict that. I set it down to the 22nd wing. Is there any merit to like a wing not being warm enough, so it's harder to eat Just doesn't taste as good, but that's why I That cold not gonna get freezing That's why I had to call him out because I was like the reason you aren't gonna finish the challenge isn't because they're colds Because you can't do it and so we proved that by swapping the cold wings the hot wings and I left a happy man

Yeah do it and so we proved that by swapping the cold wings the hot wings and I left a happy man yeah they definitely aren't as good and it's almost like coffee with wings it feels colder than it probably is but sometimes I like a cold wing out of the fridge yeah out of the fridge different but like love them sitting out I get that but like at that point you're not going for taste you're probably just trying to power through what if you if you had boasted and said I can eat 30 wings that you order 30 need to be prepared to eat the 30 wings and then like he was strategically like oh I'm gonna wait 15 minutes so I have time and say well what do you think's gonna happen in the wings they're obviously gonna get cold I don't know let's go back to talking about him

fucking let's ask him yeah we need to get him down to talk about his uh talk about his fucking I guess. Dick game. Or we could just ask Kate. Kate? She's speechless. Yeah. Fuck the wind out of me. Don't have a single. How's the beef been? He's good. I'd love for him to roll through one day. Did you like that picture I sent you? Yes, I did. Thank you. Beeve was down in Oxford with Pup Punk, and we gave him a ride back on the private jet.

And I was sitting in the front, and two minutes into the flight, I turned to say something to him, and he's just, it's this. Sleep. He is the, he can sleep anytime, anywhere. I can't sleep on a plane. That's a good, that's a sound man with no guilt. No guilt.

You're right. He just goes right to sleep. I get nervous. I can't sleep on any plane. I can be on a red eye. Are you worried about? I don't know. You're a big guy, though.

Like, you just probably can't get comfortable. Can't get comfortable. And I'm really also can't sleep in a car if somebody else is driving. I'm certain when I go to sleep that person will crash. And I think they'll fall asleep. Yeah. So I can't sleep comfortably in a car. I can't really sleep anywhere but a bed and a couch. Do you fall asleep fast?

No. No. As soon as I close my eyes, I'm done. Really? Yeah. I have to occupy my mind my eyes, I'm done. Really? I have to occupy my mind.

Otherwise, I will lay there at night and think about everything that's ever happened to me. I have to watch TV and fall asleep that way. I think it's like an average of like five minutes for me to fall asleep. Really? That fast? Ever since I've been working out and waking up at 5,

it has been easier. Sure. I don't fight it. I go to bed pretty, pretty good. You seeing the trainer this week? Uh, today. No way. I have an appointment at three 30. Yeah.

Oh yeah. I'll leave here. He's a big guy. Is he going to set you up to do it solo or you, you, you need him? I think I'm going to be going, I'm, no, I'm going to be using him. He, so what he's doing is doing, doing me on Monday and Friday. And then on Wednesday, he's going to give me one to do by myself. But he wants me to do some yoga and stretching in between, because I'm not limber enough.

Sure. Is he like an outrageous douchebag? No, he's a wonderful man, seems like. He's a nice guy. Seems like a nice guy. Name's Blake. Good guy. Seems to have all his wits about him and stuff.

And lets me give him money so he can give me very elementary workout advice that I could probably just google myself. How nice of him. But yeah, but he's, it's the intimidation factor. You know, it's a big giant dude with two different sex organs. And that's powerful. Does he ever make you plead? Not one more.

No, I never. One more? You just said one more. I did do that the other day almost said that. No he did me he did three rounds of something like it was it was. Three three rounds or whatever I was doing I was doing split squats and I was doing. Whatever three rounds and then we got done with the three rounds he said all right let's do three rounds of something else. So he gave me five more exercises and I was like you didn't tell me we were going to do two different three rounds I thought I was doing one round of three. Are you afraid to make noises in front

of him? No I would be that would be my biggest issue. Making noise? Yeah. Like just a grunt? Or just like an exasperated whimper? I don't have a problem grunting in front of a man. No? No. If I'm if I'm you know exerting all my energy I think I just gotta let it go. I'd be worried about a yeah. Yeah. I mean I don't wanna make a uh a child uh speaking of exasperated grunts. You're you have a handsome face and are skinnier than you present yeah you're really skinny yeah what the fuck she now watch your beard look so good right yeah you're good-looking guy that's what I've been telling people for

years do you fuck hard when I want if the mood strikes so what's up? We're talking the wings Wings yeah, we were talking camp arstel to and brought up you and Kate's night. Yeah, which was nothing singing Yeah, you guys were up all night together singing our Kate and I amongst others uh Was it you two were the main constant we're the only two like in content yeah. It's just you're the last people I saw there that night and then next morning you walked a breakfast together. Not true that's true okay we happen that we happen to be we came from different cabins but we happen to be going to breakfast at the same time. At the exact same time.

Yes, yes. Common excuse. Uh-huh. Yeah. How long till Turkey? What's the date today? The 11th? Mm-hmm.

18 days. 18 days till Turkey. Still pretty close to right. Yeah, that's pretty close to right. You had your consultation? Mm-hmm. Did you get like a woe from the doctor or anything like that? No. I mean, he sees the worst of the worst

I'm like a step above that I'd say so Yeah, it's like when you style it. It's fine Yeah, because you take your hat off, and it's all fucked up right that's the only issue Why are you wearing your hat crooked today? I'm not yeah. Yeah, you are it was that one pitcher You're wearing your hat slightly as you and you know that you are I didn't mean to do that. I'm very anti that I respect base directly Let's directly the camera which camera I don't know the hair Maybe that one wouldn't get that one goes a picture for the Marlins don't roll will like him your Don't roll will sing right now I wasn't trying to I

Respect the game of baseball casual Don Brian where we wear pants and hats caps and sleeves at this level. Yes What are we doing boys? Sorry? He said we wear pants and sleeves and we're asking white socks Dave if he fucks hard Oh for sure. That's like a fucking animal like yeah Oh, yeah habit. That's how it brought up. Oh yeah. Camp Barstool. Yeah. I was saying don't say like that. Don't say that. I'm saying you were at the concert. You're a fun guy. It was fun. I think I am a good time. It was a nice time. I saw you spreading rumors. I wasn't. Yeah. Respond to that. The name for it there was This is how it actually went we're watching the OAR

You play guitar a little bit correct. Yeah, I said if they come back you know I would like to play a song with them on stage. Yeah a year from now now that is something doable I didn't say I could do this right now. I clearly can't anybody who's ever seen me touch a guitar What did you say? I said if they play a year from now I think I would like to try to get good enough so I could be on stage for one song What did he say? I thought you were saying I could do like I could do I can't do this right now I think very much can't do just like eating 30 wings wait. Let's why don't you do it next year? That's something I'm gonna do a year-long video series just like practicing every day to snippet of practicing every day

I do practice maybe do a wings like guitar video series. Okay, 26. Yeah, yeah I don't want to eat wings for a minute. You're not scared the guitar will get cold no That was a wing show Yeah, I got it. Sorry. He's wearing his hat a little crooked like Don Trail. Oh, yeah. Pedro Strope. Remember when Bob Costas raided him?

Yeah, for deservedly so. That was actually internet bullied Bob Costas off of doing baseball. Yeah. Credit to the internet. He retired Bob Costas off of doing baseball. Yeah. Credit to the internet. He's retired from doing baseball. He even said, yeah, he even said like I'm retiring because I don't want to disrespect the game or something like that. Yeah. Can we put, we can't play any highlights on this. Oh, we played the stroke thing before. No, not the stroke thing. Can we play college football highlights that are on Twitter or

no? What is it? The Gus Johnson. I don't know what Oh my god. The most insane highlight. The Jack Sawyer one? Yeah. It's I don't know what I still don't know what's going on. I don't know if Gus is going through some things. You guys didn't see this? No. I think Gus Johnson has been. Five four for you and a fumble on the play. Ohio State is there. They pick it up and run it in for a touchdown. Wow. Jack Sawyer. That's Gus Johnson? That's Gus Johnson I couldn't hear fuck is he doing the buck thing that like when buck buck said that he like Toned it down because everybody was accusing him of being too hype So now he's like trying to go too far the other way that sucked. I am one of the people that accused

Gus Johnson being too hype but Gus Johnson can't stop being Gus Johnson? And there's also got to be a middle ground. Oh, that's got, oh. I was more like Gus Johnson. I also would never be, you're too hype for a fumble recovery for a touchdown. I was like Gus Johnson when it's like, you know. Maserati Mar. Yeah, 11.05 in the morning and Purdue gets an eight yard completion.

That's not the end of the game. Yeah, that was a scoop and score. That's all. Howard sets up backside, looks, dumps it down, has a wide open receiver, G Scott, touchdown. Sounded like, you could tell he's trying to like throttle it back. Yeah.

You think he's going for like nonchalant, gone too far. Or is he chronically depressed and wants people to text him like you did cry for help hmm? Maybe he might be Does anybody have Gus Johnson's number? Yeah, I'm I guess I haven't checked on it. I met Gus Johnson once he was very very nice. Oh, that'll do it Yeah, but did you see his how long ago was the eyes have a life behind 2010 so 14 years ago?

Yeah, so it took a picture. Yes, but turned out okay for one another Did it turn out okay? It's it does anyone meet people who like them and is just like a dick to them No, wait what what do you think an outrageous asshole like I heard will ferrell isn't nice when you meet him There's so there's definitely athletes who are like that Warren Sapp is an asshole. Yeah. Whoa. Oh, was that hard to say? coming from you I Mean several times. He's a dick like how's he just like standoffish or he's like, yeah, he's like, how did you approach him? the last time I saw him we were in the tunnel and it was a He was coming one and there was nobody else there and it was just me and I said, and there was nobody else there, and it was just me,

and I said, hey man, big fan of your game, thanks for everything you did. That would've been an idea. I tried to give him a handshake, and he looked at me like I had 10 heads. I feel like it's also like, your fans' interpretation is very different. I was at dinner once with Jay Cutler,

and he turned down a kid's autograph, but we were literally like, he was cutting into his steak steak and they came up to our table to be fair che He might not be an asshole. He might just fucking hate Asians. Oh, yeah Great guy. It could be a great guy that hate like the best guy that hates Massages oh, I feel like he might oh, yeah certainly Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, certainly. Yes. Mail agent. Mail agent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mail agent. He could just be a massive racist. He could be.

I've other than that great guy. I talked about he's a dictator. And so you've conferred with people internally. Yes. Wow. So you just told us that the the inside that the Bucks organization does not like Warren Sapp. That's what you just told us. Select people, select people. Got it. By the way, NASCAR, the adrenaline Daytona 500 is something you have to

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It was so large. He just posted a picture on his Instagram of him wearing it. But, did we make one? I don't remember. We sold MAGA hats way back when it was a meme. Yeah, oh yeah, we did. We absolutely sold Make America. They love

You got the extension But like what is underneath that his right tit looks awesome, right? Does what's that hat implying? Awesome does what's that hat implying? What does it say I don't know I don't know I don't know where that Was that maybe? Boston sold that hat during the beer games fiasco that say make beer games great. Oh, yeah, I don't know Who's he trying? It's been doing a coup are you staging a coup. He went to Lids, just got it custom made.

Did you guys see the picture of Dave looking very short? Oh yeah. We should delete that picture from the internet. I don't know. Kyle, you might want to... This might be one of those... Let me see. This is triggering.

Please don't. Let me see. Like not safe for work tags. Where was it at? Do you know? It was at the Grove. No, I meant where can TJ find it? Oh, probably his Twitter.

He deleted it. What? No one person deleted it? No! Oh, they took it seriously! Oh yeah? Well Dave asked nicely. What the fuck?

Is there a screenshot of it in the replies? Gotta be. Please. Who deletes after somebody says please delete I would I'm push over bless you thank you bless you excuse me this is kind of awkward with Kate and White Sox Dave in the same room I don't think it is there's some tension that's a lot yeah Yeah. On Veterans Day too. Yeah. Happy. What did you get? Hey, Dave, what did you get? Kate for Veterans Day?

Yeah, we got our cake. He's spreading rumors. Those things are sinking ships. You're going to put a bow tie on yourself. Oh, there it is. Yeah. Even I'm like, oof. And you got Brandon Sasquatch in the background. Yeah. Wait, there it is. Oof. Yeah. Even I'm like, oof. And you got Brandon Sasquatch in the background. Yeah. Wait. You're doing the exact...

You're doing like the signs walk. Yeah. I did that on 75 pictures on Saturday. Dave looks so short here. Oh, someone... That's edited. No. No, it's not.

It's not. It is. They put Zach Bryan in there. Yeah, but that... But Dave, that is an original picture. He just... I think he's standing in a hole. I think it's a weird people angle. That's what it is. As a short, you can't let Dave, he's gotta know better.

Boss man's a holo spot. You can't let people line up like that. Gives them bad depth perception. You're gonna look even shorter than you already are. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh, oh no. Oh no.

Oh no. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's fine. I like little Dave. Hey. Mic TV.

One bite. One bite. There was another mitten. There was another mitten. There's a crumb. Yeah. They do. They have, they breed them out there.

The minceys. How does that, is it something in the water? It's got to be. Lead? Hmm. Oh. Yes? them out there mincey's wow does that is it something in the water it's gotta be lead hmm oh yes I forgot we should we bring up the last thing on around the office yeah I mean I'm cool with it. Oh, yeah. Dave, you're dismissed. Can you grab Malasek?

Sure. Okay. Yeah, we should probably address this. Oh, where are they now, if you will? Brandon, will you do the DraftKings, Adrian? Yeah, of course I will. You know me. The Emirates NBA Cup is here.

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younger brother was in town and they went out to a bar that I tip wouldn't typically go to mm-hmm and I go in there and I hear Nick oh a bar that I wouldn't typically go to. And I go in there and I hear, Nick, oh my God, and I didn't know who it was. I didn't remember. It was Mason. Okay. It was Mason. Yep.

And? And she fucking despises me. She probably should. Apparently this is a bar she frequents. Okay. And she said the last lat like a couple times ago She got you banned from this bar Yeah, and so like there's like you're on a list the bartenders have a list that you're not a lot because I guess she's a Regular at it. I would you know what can I have the name of the bowl?

Let's not say it out loud. No sure, but you should go to this bar. Yeah, I guess I have to now Do you have to test but I? I this bar yeah I guess I have to now you have to test but I ban me I didn't initiate really much of this at all I was like oh my god like you were fantastic on the show thank you again for doing that she made me face time the girl from California they're very good friends that's good Mason went out and stayed with her for like a little bit okay nice but then she then she was like you have to see this and she showed me your breakup text to her yeah I think that's all I said is it

the voicemail over I was very upfront she was like yeah we were planning to go nope the next day wait which one is this the winner of Mason got the breakup text yeah but I don't want to read it I wouldn't even I don't want to know I was very open and honest I said listen like the show was fun it's still like it's a thing that I did for the text I do and I was a good time and everything but I don't see this going anywhere and I was respectfully don't want to respectfully your happiness is my she sent you a picture from the Blackhawks game and yes you responded promptly the next day yep so she went by herself to the black hole.

That is not what I thought I was being called in here for. Oh, what did you think? I thought we were going to talk about the Tate stuff, but that is not. Oh, because Tate has destroyed Jake, and Jake has thrown a huge gigantic whiny bitch fit. What happened? You got a ricocheted.

So last week, Tate has been put in charge of stool streams now. Which, yes, I'm very excited. Yeah, and Tate's going to do a good job with it, I'm sure. And I think a lot of us are going to help him with it. So Tate emailed the entire Chicago office saying, hey, I'm in charge now. By the way, I'd like for you guys to buy in.

I want all the good talents or all the talents to take this seriously. And please participate because the last thing we need is one of these streams to turn into... To quote unquote, we cannot limp to the finish line with Jenga games between intern Jacob and Malasek. No offense. He said no offense.

But limp to the finish line. Here is why I was upset. Here is why I was... And I've said this, you know, and we've hashed it out a little bit. You said he was dead to you. Well, he we've this morning we hashed it out. He's alive to you again Not yet the reason I was upset was I understand that we work at a company where People get ribbed on in online and that's a you know

Whatever and throwing jokes at people and poking and prodding is one thing And I also understand that my job is not to be in content. I understand that I am paid as a behind the scenes person. I fill in here and there when I need to and when I can. You're a star when you do. But when it comes down to it that it's not my job and people that are paid to be in these productions should be doing that over me. I understand that. A couple weeks ago when Hank sent the email out first saying, hey, similar to a camp bar, so if your production, if your talent doesn't really matter, if you are free at these times, fill this sheet out, whatever. So I filled the sheet, I said I'm free in the mornings Tuesday through Thursday, that's

fine. Like that's when the slots were. I'm free in the mornings of these times. I got a text a week later from Hank saying, hey, can you and Smokes play Jenga at this time? I said, no problem, happy to help. Did the thing, didn't think much of it. And then I get this email from Tate to the entire office

Which is not a public tweet saying look at this fucking loser Jake Which I would have honestly been more fine with it going out to like the ether It going to an internal company email where we're supposed to be a team where we're trying to all help each other out and build each other up because a rising tide lifts all ships and To get basically shit on to my co-workers and my peers for basically no benefit other than Tate thinking It's funny pissed me off. I unfollowed him on everything and he's dead. Whoa And also is he still hold on I have been I have been nothing but Tate's biggest fan since he arrived I was his first friend in this office

I have helped him out whenever I can, and all I do is support him, and then the first chance that he had to shit on me, he took it. What was the line again? We cannot limp to the finish line with Jenga games between intern Jacob and Malisek, no offense. Who'd you beat in the semis?

No, and this didn't even happen. That's the craziest part. I didn't play, like intern Jacob was not a part of this, and I also saw him. Yeah, how is that bound? But he said no offense. I understand. I don't think like intern Jacob was not a part of this and I always had bow but he said no offense I understand that I don't think you it drove me fucking insane. Okay, this to me. Hold on now You you mean you're gonna be an Olympian in four years potentially you've played team sports. Mm-hmm

Do you not think that Tate was like basically like like, hey, this is my closest, my first friend in Chicago. I know he can take this. I'm trying to rally the troops here. Because what Tate was tasked with doing is like, let's get everyone involved. Hank and I have a lot on our plate. Someone else needs to take ownership of this. Tate stepped up.

I feel like that was good motivation. Now, do you, and I asked him the same question. I said, do you think the email would have been equally as effective had you not put that, that line in there? And it didn't even matter to me. It's it was my name, but like anybody that works behind the scenes and like is asked to do something, it helps out. Like they should have been equally as pissed.

It just happened to me. Me. Like I don't like it. That Tate is over here shitting on people that are trying to step up and help when like they're asked That was what what made me upset. I don't care about being like made fun of for playing in stool streams I again that's not my job My thing was like all right like if I'm gonna do it and say yes and trying to be helpful and always like Be down to do stuff

And then I'm gonna get like made fun of for it and basically like shit on to just the just the office was like alright What's even the point of that then so we move them to New York? I mean let's vote Whatever and I also like fence yeah, but I I you're half joking though, right? No that drove me. Oh, oh wow Oh, no that really pissed me. We shit on you tons, and I've never seen this angry because again like in turn You do a lot for the side swipe This was like for no reason. No, no, right, right Like that was what met you think like he was saying like all like these guys are so they lack so much entertainment value Like can you believe they were the ones in the final? It's it was like it wasn't again. I don't care

I shouldn't be in those things. I agree with that. Those are not- I disagree with that. I think you're good. But that's not what my job is. And again, I'm happy to do them, and I like doing them, but the guys, the talent people here should be doing those over me.

I get that. I'm happy to do them, whatever. There was no benefit to that email having that sentence in it versus, it was just a dig. Counterpoint. Yes. It was just a dig. Counterpoint. Yes. It was just a joke.

Yeah, but I'm also trying to make an example out of Tate. Oh, okay. All right. So it's bigger than that because I didn't even... An example for what? It was just a joke. And again, Hank's original email was similar tone. He wasn't calling anyone out, but it was like, hey, this can't just be reliant on like,

Dan's gonna do this and everyone's gonna do, someone else has to step up, which is a good thing. His rest of the email was awesome. I thought it was really well done. It fired you up? Yeah, it was like, oh, people wanna get involved. He sends an awesome email. He's a great writer.

It was a very well done email. It was just like, why the fuck do you think that you need to shit on people that are trying to step up? Maybe it was like Warren's and Che maybe It was also again Just just joke no, but it was it people read Yes, that's why I drove me insane

These walls if it was a tweet right like well now it's not well sure now you shouldn't be a sample that I'm trying to set most people didn't read it I didn't I didn't know how about you and Jake go play Jenga in front of us we engaged the oh I would love to see if the numbers go down and Tate Tate has vehemently apologized as he should have okay damn and did you know you will be sending out a follow-up email today? And I said if you apologize to me in that email we are good, and I will be back Will you follow him back are you being a tad dramatic? Yeah, I would say I am more than a tad I am setting an example. I said tape you will never do this again Why is setting example so nobody can fuck with mouse?

No There are people in this company that I absolutely would not have cared about this this coming from Tate is what drove me insane got it take take take taking the time out of his so if I sent an email to the entire Chicago office you could and I said malice like is lazy you could do anything you don't care so it's Tate it's what if KB sent that I know that would've been fine Jake party like you want to find where the line is Wait, what a brand and I send it. Yeah white socks, Dave Also, I've known you guys for a long time true Tate's been here for what six months? Well, you're gonna coffee. You were his first friend

I know What the fuck did I do to him that he deserved that shit the email? Why he thought he could do it to you? No, no, I don't play that shit Do you play that game? I'll play those internet game. Jacob was he as angry as you know, Jacob was probably pumped. He got mentioned. Yeah kidding me but yeah, that's that's what I thought I was getting called in here for was to Hash that out. So that's on unfollowing on everything is as dramatic. Oh, he is day

Listen that he's dead. It's also very funny that Malisek is this upset about a joke and we originally called him in because he Was so bad handling a female relationship that you got him banned from a bar. He's like put an email. That's fine See how that doesn't work about that. Yeah. Yeah. You see how that doesn't work together? I don't know. Different strokes. Oh, Malisek, I love you, man. You're you're an interesting. I'm so I'm from the bottom of my heart. I'm sorry you were in that email. Thank you. Yeah.

Now, it's just casually has an NBA friend. What? Yeah. Ty Jerome came by the game last night. Oh, no way. Yeah. He would. We're literally watching football and he's like, Hey, guys, this is Ty. and then I was like, uh Good start to the season. He's like, yeah, it's been pretty good. I was like haven't you guys not lost? I was like, yeah, and I was like so it's not pretty good. It's the best it could be Just how somebody is 11 and now what? Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, he said pretty good. How do you know him? We be a judge. Yeah, so him and then his body on the left grant was the manager

Well, we were the national championship runs and all that stuff. So we're pretty good friends Grant cursie best shooting percentage in UVA history Wow What do you want one for one 15 points? Oh 100% shooting. Whoa, that's yeah That's actually something to be proud of very cool 15. Yep. So the speed Titus by 6 Titus was pissed Where's Titus? He wrote an email bottom. Yeah, I'd take the rest of the day. He said I'm dead to take mental health Yeah, no Tate has tilled the end of the day to send that email out

This is insane. I actually, you know what? I'm actually on your side now because it's so absolutely insane. Well he's making me more on Tate's side. No, no, no. It's so out of control insane, his logic, that I think I like it because it's so crazy. I've also taken names of who has been on whose side. Oh. And I've noted that.

I am 100% on Tate's side. No, I know that. Okay. You hate me though. I've told you that from the beginning. That's not a... No, I know that. Okay. And I hate me though. I told you that from the beginning. That's not a no, it's a fucking email. I'm I'm I'm morally philosophically grounded on Tate side, but the angrier you get, you're starting to sway me because it's so ridiculous. I'll take that. Is this because over the last year, you have accrued a portfolio of like,

no some good on camera highlights. My gripe with this has not been the fact that he doesn't believe that I am entertainment value for Stool Streams, because I do sort of agree with him that that is not what I am paid to do. My gripe is that in an email just to coworkers, he felt the need to take a dig at two people that do nothing but say yes and try to help. That's what pissed me.

He was trying to make an overarching point. He didn't need to be in there. I think... Did that make it that much more convincing? I don't think anybody read that and judged you. I did not read it. I don't think anybody read that and judged you or interned Jacob. I think they read that and like, oh, okay, I get it.

Yeah, maybe it's an episode. There are some things you just don't do, though. Don't fuck another man's wife. Right. Don't mention somebody in an email. Don't murder. Like, these... I get it.

He also said... Yeah, throwing your name out on that email was crazy. But we're glossing over the fact that he did do parentheses, no offense. Yeah. So you're doing the thing that he said, no offense. I even tried to reply all. I don't have access to that anymore because of Connor Griffin's boobs email.

Connor. What was that? The Lego titties? I even tried to reply all I don't have access to that anymore because of Connor Griffin's boobs Company you ruined it for the all of us But I did try to reply all and say offense taken but that didn't go through so you're probably better off Oh, did it bounce back? Oh, that's such a dunk on you wrote back a fun secret it bounce back You should have quit right there you can't email back offense taken in any way anyway crazy what I'm gonna say email server like in karate you know oh my god take that one then I like it's just the internet literally don't write back on you it's up Connor sent that without thinking of the the ripple effect

Yeah, and now really selfish move by a really selfish guy little Domino big Domino oh So tomorrow stool streams back 130 so in the act we're gonna end the act right at 130 and we're gonna kick it to What are we doing a football challenge? I don't know we have quick picks. Oh Quick picks, Please watch that. We should probably do Quick. We should figure out. We'll do it at 1130 between mostly and.

Yeah, I think we should do Quick. Yeah, we should do Quick as before, because the whole point I told Tate when we're building this, like, we should start kicking the Yak to school streams. Right to school streams. All right, cool. So we'll do that. So please watch Quick Picks before the Yak tomorrow.

Yeah, that's a good idea. Hopefully that doesn't upset the entire Apple cool. So we'll do that. So please watch Quick Picks before the Yak tomorrow. Yeah. That's a good idea. Hopefully that doesn't upset the entire apple cart and everything comes from that. No, I think you'll be good. You'll be good. You'll be good. We don't need to go back to Apple. All right, cool.

All right. All right. Happy Veterans Day. F minus showing? No, no. This was great. He's A plus every time. Once he leaves.

It was a joke. It was like a really it was a joke That was like a real like crash out like that's how I would describe it how he was like yelling about oh he was Wait is he was that now is that in Viva TV? I the cash out is yeah, I really the fact He was like we can't limp to the finish line of stool streams with malice second intern Jacob no offense fuck you Tate Tate's a fucking unathletic pussy loser. Why do I have to get name-dropped? Why is it always fucking me when all I do is fucking care and try all I do is love Fucking shit. I'll never make tater graphic ever again. Am I inter Jacob level to you?

He's hit the same level he did the same thing to enter excuse me guys offense take it that sentence had not been in the email would have come across as effective yes or no that was a dig that you decided to put in there for no reason I took out your fault three hand point when you're yeah the three-finger and I changed it you doing the three-finger. Look at Blondman. You didn't have to put anybody in there! I changed it to someone that I thought would be like, haha, apparently I was wrong. I went and told Mr. Jacob about it beforehand

because I thought he might get offended. I did not tell you about it because I was sure I was sure that you wouldn't care. What do you get out of that sentence? I laughed. You're being an asshole**hole. Exactly right. You know what? No more graphics.

No more clips. He's mad about you. You're cut off. You're cut off. Wow. It is the hierarchy thing. Uh-huh. Because it is, like, we have done way worse to him.

Hey. Oh, this is great. Nice. How are you? What day was this? Yeah, every show. Friday? No, no, it was the day of our live show, but she had a live show.

Thursday. That's ever! Oh, I was going to say Thursday. I said no offense! God for fucking bit! I love your TV and they love me! I might even shun you! I might even shun you!

That's not the balancing side! This is ridiculous! I might shun you! I'm back on balancing! I'm back on balancing! I am back on balancing! I love how passionate he is! I know, I mean, you can't get this mad if it's not, if you're not in the right! Yeah! No offense!

Like a half hour to an hour and then they did it again on Friday! Oh my god! You're a big White Sox Day of God! Hell yeah! And then they did it again on Friday. Oh my god Your big white socks they've got No grow wall McCarthy what a snake To a Velcro wall his face is good. She just wants white socks Dave stories Oh What a psycho malicek is I guess we already knew that offense taken offense the fact that he wrote offense taken They got pounds. He just angrily because you know he typed that so yeah, and you know that made him so much Yeah, getting an email bounce back is the worst feeling but like I went steak

I would be on Tate's side if malicek was just like, yeah, that's fucking annoying. Like if Malasek's that mad, he's right. Yeah, he's right. Yeah. It's an outrageous reaction. He's eating right now. Yeah, this is real emotions. Oh my god.

That's so funny. This lasted five or six days Yeah, last is always it's hard. He was Tuesday or Wednesday like went right back into it when he was sitting here He oh man. Where's tazed here? They Jerry called a mediation session this morning. They seem to hash it out for the most part pending this yeah, but it's right here now Yeah, he was here this morning i saw him tight i'll go up

i gotta go to my urologist keys for the will real quick oh yes yet if tate and jacob were in the finals who else was on that bracket sears all russian guy that snuck onto the yak jacob and malice i've never played like that was a fake jenga game only oh we just picked yeah He picked up two bottom Malisek played Nicky smokes and Jenga. I think Jake is just really good at Jenga Yeah, and look yeah, they likened him to an at-large bid

It's gonna be the most intense game of Jenga if he plays next it's me a game seven. Yeah, we gotta play Jenga Yeah, if he's really good, but it's but a bore Sevens here we got a really play Jenga. Yeah, if he's really good, but it's but a bore All right, I will be back tomorrow wish me luck While he's complimenting your bush wait, can we spin whether you bring up the trim or don't? Yeah, you're going to bring it up. That's fair. Trimmed for you? I will say that.

I will respect the wheel. OK. Yeah, let's. So is this yes or no? Trimmed for you. Is it illegal for me to tape my own doctor's appointment? I think. Because I will.

Why would that be illegal? You have to tell him, I guess? I don't know. Yeah, you sit down and just be I will I will be illegal. It's you have to tell him I get I don't know Yeah, you sit down just be like a trim for you if the cameras on big cats face the whole time. It might be fine Yeah, you got tell him. Yeah, you got telling but now I want to tape it Tate I gotta run cuz I got a doctor's appointment. That was fucked up. You're a bad guy. Really bad guy No, you sit down we got you sit down I feel like I feel like God's sake not in big cash I feel like some crazy like it's possible to go too far yeah I'm excited to talk about I just I don't even know what's

going on an email of all places to take a shot at somebody Yeah, not you didn't even make it public you kept it within the wall right did you guys see the email? Yeah, of course we saw it We said all of our company Jake just came out before you and explained his whole side and like oh really and twisting the knife Of like throwing no offense in parentheses. Yeah showing that it's not really put it after the joke leave it out of the parentheses If you mean it listen Here's what happened Hank told me that stool streams are not doing very well sure and there's no

engagement from like our headliner crew right and if there was some organization behind it and We got like Brandon I came to you and I said I would really like you to Commentate Nick's gonna commentate tomorrow. And I went to some people and they showed- I commentated tomorrow? Yeah. Okay. Check your email. I don't, yeah.

But anyways, the point was is that the talent have shown that they will participate if they are communicated with and it's organized and they wanna join things. He used examples of people that were playing stool streams, playing Jenga, because everyone went home and said like this is why stool streams won't continue in 2025. I wanted to showcase that to the office and I chose, this is the mistake I made, I am sorry, I chose people that I thought I was close enough with that I could make that joke. Well, you clearly misjudged the situation.

And here's the thing. First of all, I said no offense. But second of all, as soon as I found out he was actually mad, I have publicly apologized to him and I like went up to him in private and said, hey dude, I didn't mean to like actually make you mad. I'm sorry. And this was just me and him.

And he's like, you're fucking dead to me. I've unfollowed you on everything don't talk to me well what if after you sent that email you would have received I was like 10 minutes later an email back there was a reply to all that said offense taken would that have destroyed you well that have fucking destroyed you I I went and talked to him as soon as that happened I hate this because I would love to like joke around and like throw I thought it was fine. I didn't think anything of it I didn't think I don't think anyone actually but like we all love joking around right sending an email an email

To the company to do the people that work with us. I've shown I'm you're gonna get me in trouble with Jake. I Think I've shown a lot of restraint for like not blogging this and not making this public and being like look at what the heck Is going on here at One line and it was a fair line and I chose I chose the two people that I thought Would take zero offense to it and I double down with no offense Jacob Look where guy you lost one follower and every one of your accounts Me and Jake had a great. I like Jake was my first friend here

He's he's very he him and I have a handshake agreement where every TikTok we post we like comment and share each other's TikTok. Oh, that's gay as fuck. I know but that's what that's why I put him in there is because of all the people I thought I could take a joke at Jake. Yeah. Well, you were wrong. What do you think is it because he's Jewish? No, is it because he fucking sucks? So, here's where I'm at and this is between just the yak of course Yeah, yeah, we'll go over. He told me that if I apologize in the email I have another email coming out right here in a little bit if I apologize that he will re-follow me and everything will be good

Again, have you written email yet? I have written emails like their blog the mental gymnastics. I have is this I End the email with asterisk asterisk, sincerest apologies to intern Jacob and Jake Malasek for taking the ricochet shot in the last email. This will be business only moving forward. I have also found out how to hyperlink something in the exact text that it looks like it's not hyperlinked. So I could send out that email and then once he apologized once he accepts it I can tell him to click on the

period and it'll be Conor McGregor saying I apologize for absolutely fuck. Oh I'm not sure if it at all. You just I literally just said that's between. Oh yeah. I preface with that. Yeah you're right. So should I. I'm apologizing. I do not mean to hurt his feelings I really didn't but what if you but you think he just he can't be the finalist Big stream that would be that would I was have you seen him play Jenga? No, it's a bore Yeah, it's a you're right. You're right the whole time precise and the limping to the finish line I think he is forgot about the one one thing I think that I am getting, it's taken out of context. Limping to the finish line is because I was told that I'm in charge through the end of

till Christmas and then stool streams are over unless they get better. So limping to the finish line means like, hey, stool streams are ending if we don't get the big cats, the Jerrys, the PFT's, the whatever to do it and tomorrow they are. So I didn't want to limp to the end of stool streams playing Jenga between my even if it's like me, Nikki Smokes, whoever like sorry Nikki Smokes, ricochet shot there but that's who's been doing the Jenga. That's who should have been in the email, the original email. Nikki Smokes. Can I say something? You have a mic. Ask Liam Blutman, this is a true story. Nikki Smokes was in the original email and Nikki smoke can I say something you have a mic ask Liam Blutman this a true story. Nikki

smokes was in the original email and I changed his name to Jake Moussack because you thought Nikki smokes will get offended and I thought Jake wouldn't wow wow wow. Story gets deeper and I that's fair like I thought I was close enough with Jake where I could say no offense you thought he wasn't going to be a great big bitch about it. Brandon Walker's words, not mine. So now what if Smokes is gonna be mad at you

since he just found out. I didn't put him in the email. But you just said. He wanted to be in the email. And here's another thing. Two people that are not technically content, intern Jacob and Jake, even though everyone in this office gets involved in things,

I thought it would be more insulting to say like, okay, KB and Mark Titus, you guys can't, we can't limp to the finish line. That's insulting because that's what you're paid to do, is be in content. I thought I used two people that I talked to all the time and would not be insulted if I said, Jake, you're not great at content.

Well, his job is not to be. Right, you were more so saying we can't have non-content people bring us to the finish line. Or it will be the finish line. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Wow. I'm just, can we cut to Jake? Is he seething? Let's mediate. Bring him in. No, I don't know. I, the last time we did that with you here was an awful show. I wasn't here. I walked out. Put them right here. This is a recollection. I walked out. What do you guys think about the email? Should I just, I can be the big, I wouldn't even get them in here. What do you guys think about the email? Should I just I can be the big What about you instead of apologizing you add you make it even with a compliment about Jake in the email? Yeah

Wait, is this email? Other stool stream stuff or is it just an apology? No, no, no, there's tomorrow is our Yeah, he's mad You are Sean. Oh, yeah, he's mad You are Sean oh you're Sean Kate tomorrow is our quarterback challenge. You're the sideline reporter. Yes, it is an email saying here's where everyone needs to be Here's what you're doing got it and at the bottom. I'm gonna say that I'm sincerely Sincerely sorry, I don't know if he'll accept it now. He looks even man I haven't done anything different than what I've told him Jake come in here Can you take one individual person off the company email? I don't know.

This is... I'll be damned. You know you see me from time to time I don't know if I've ever seen anything this heated or this important. It kind of makes me like want to take a step back I can't really handle all that. It's crossing the line of being too serious. What are your thoughts on... Legitimately, I thought I was doing something okay. Clearly it was not okay. It was clearly horrendous.

I went up to him, just him. I'm not even comfortable looking at you right now. I know. And I was like, hey dude, in all seriousness, I thought we were closer to the point where I could make that joke. I didn't mean to offend you. And I'm sorry. When that happens, you have to move on at some point. That can't be the end. I've

crossed the last line. Tate, I- He did say you're dead to him. And I said no offense. Can I tell Tate what we're doing? Yeah. Tomorrow, Jeff D. Lowe gets here and the office will be voting to send you to Quick Picks or not.

You've chosen any other show. That's Jake's show. Fair. He might only give you one minute of air time, but it's the same amount as everyone else. That's like the whole show. Quarterback challenge stream tomorrow. We don't have a graphic yet.

I'm not going to call out the graphics department, even though I'm literally just waiting on one minute. Can you imagine if Jake wins it? He's not in it Can he be it can he be in it we'd have to sub out one of the Big cow big cats. What's about that? We can't sub out mincing. Oh Yeah, I gotta have him

We'll be commentating though. Oh, yeah Do you okay do you guys think that I can still apologize and it'll be fine I though. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we'll be commentating. Do you okay? Do you guys think that I can still apologize and it'll be fine. I haven't said anything different here That's how I feel jake. Can I still apologize does you hear you? Does your life change without him in it? I would say it's been awkward the last like Five days. I was oh, that's too long. Five days. I was in I was longer than that Are you guys like do you guys hang out outside of the office? Not no, we don't hang out, but like they come in Dap each other up. Yeah, saw this blogging this he makes my graphics from their sweat November

Do you want do you want do you want the number of those dating show girls? No, but like even yesterday It's become real. I got text on Friday I was so mad I was in Columbus And I got a text from the control room that said, this was like three days after the fact, that said Jake is in here yelling about how much he fucking hates Tate. That's like an angry smurf.

He does. I mean, we're talking about a guy that Will like refuses to love because of something that happened in high school. This guy holds on for. I didn't know that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. This guy holds on for a long time.

I think I'm just gonna apologize. He's here. And be the bigger person. Is he responding to texts at least? Have you texted him? I texted him that I was sorry. No response. I've done everything. I think everyone with a brain sees

that I added in an unnecessary joke, even though it was making the point of if the Brandon Walkers and the Jersey Jerries don't participate, this will be the end of stool streams. Well, I for one think a week is probably not long enough to hash this out. I'd look forward to this being dragged up. This is like a family blood feud. This could be a year, to be honest.

I want your spawn to hate his. You'd have to go no contact for a while. If the deal is still, we shook on it. If I apologize in this email coming out in a little bit, it is over. If that's still the case, I will apologize. Where's your laptop? Right here. Should we help him? He's a great writer we don't need to help him pen this. If anybody had any ideas. Show how sorry you are by a bunch of different like I'm so with a bunch of O's and sorry with a bunch of Y's. KB what's it say? Sincerest apologies to intern Jacob and

Jake Malasek for the ricochet shot in the previous email business only moving forward. Oh you have it drafted. KB what are his tabs? Lincoln logs? They're fun I guess. They're fun. You still make them? I didn't know that. I didn't know what that meant. For adults? That was a tinker toy, boy. Bring them in. I want to hash this out. I like Jake. Jake's my friend.

Funny way of showing it, man. Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? I mean, listen. I never get under my skin, but come on. I mean- Guys, when I got hired here five years ago, and I don't know what it was like for you last year or any of you, the one thing you don't do

is take a small shot at somebody in a company email that 30 people are gonna read. You don't fucking do that, dude. And you can do whatever you want and we can make fun of each other and we can call everybody all these slurs off camera that we do, but you don't say a small, inoffensive joke on an email. You don't fucking do it, Tate.

Yeah. And don't tell him not to be offended. We make fun of each other when the cameras are on, but as soon as they're off, we don't do that. The one gripe I will have, he kept saying to me that he'd rather me have done this publicly. That's bullshitting. Bullshit. That's crazy.

If I would've taken this to the blog and said, look how soft Jake Malasek is being The whole internet would have been like holy shit. I have tried to text him talk to him Apologize and it's just getting worse and maybe you should try doing it publicly Jake We can't hear you. Can you give a physical response to this? I don't think you can hear us. It's just the camera All right, how are you feeling right now just give us a gesture watching there's a little delay okay I see now he's too sad even talk hey do you want

to be on record as you said you thought it was a you read it you thought it was funny and you didn't even notice it was a shot I didn't notice a shot I understand Jake's point of view same and I've always a little too mad about but you know who am I to police think if you and I think we're still We're not talking a week later after yeah, and he fucking yelled at me. I know I said no offense. Yeah But at some point you have to accept the apology and be like there was no intent. I'm sorry move on Maybe now sex a bitch no no no no that's not all right I see where he's coming from with this say no offense Brandon

you see where he's coming from he said totally alright it's called stay tuned for the email quarterback throw challenge tomorrow stay tuned for the email the only people are gonna see it or us yeah he's talking to us All right We'll have the thrilling conclusion to that later Tate just finds himself in place. Just that guy man that guy take get out of here. We are just I am NOT that

Hey, you're that guy have tried to calm down and this was the most that was the lowest blow no Maybe if you said Jake like ran sprinted to the finish line. He deserved a spot. I'll be it He's great at Jenga. It just wasn't one of the marquee names my biggest point is if I was that guy I would have taken legitimate shots at that was supposed to be a funny. Oh, shut the fuck up. All right. I don't explain. We got to make this so ridiculous. There goes that guy.

Take. Oh, man. You got to make the grim reaper not going to show. He's every fucking body. Obviously, yeah, he should send an email. Just one mean thing about everybody. That would actually be even one mean thing about everybody. But Jake, that's better than an apology. Yeah, you're right. Tate. Tate. Yeah. And and when I say everybody.

Oh, he's in there. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh. Oh, he's not looking at him. Tate. Tate doesn't have a great profile though. Kiss his temple. He does. No, it's like a bird. You think? A little bit. He's about to hear that in five seconds. That's a little giggle. They're gonna be okay. Yeah, they're able to be in the same room together. Yeah, I think one email telling us about the times

and then just a jab at everybody else. Jab at every single person in the office. And we'll see how people take it. Brandon, what if your name was you versus intern Jacob? I would've been like, I'm so used to, I would've been fine. I'd been like, all right, now we We're doing this. It's in emails now Is anyone on Jake's side?

Um, like fully here. Let's call Jake's mom. No. Oh, yeah, please. Um That would be an awesome like bit for Tate all his meanest shit is just direct emails to us. Oh Come here instead of of an apology I think you level the playing field. You just say one mean thing about everybody in the office except Malisek in the email. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But every single person knows. Yeah. We'll see how we react. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's the healthiest option. I think it's healthy and we'll see if there's more than half the people that are offended, we'll know who's in the right.

Yeah. On a scale of one to ten, that was a one, right? Maybe one and a half. Just because of the parentheses. Stay tuned for the email. Hell yeah. What if one person's just like so scathing? I'm gonna go with that. Hell Yeah, he's really... He is.

Okay, what Veterans Day perks are there? Is there anything you can get for free today? Oh my god. Cracker Barrel? Everything. Hash Browns? Hash Browns, Applebee's, Chili's, all the big Olive Garden. Are you taking advantage?

No. What? No. That'll be a good video. You do the gauntlet of all the time. You're too timid to eat your free military stuff. They would kill me. That's not my cup of tea.

Would you, when they call for people to get board the plane first. Fuck no. You never do that? That's for active duty anyway, but no, I would never do that. Did you do I don't judge anyone who does I get it? Huh, did you do it when you're active duty? No no that stuff kills me the parking spots. It kills me I can't do it. Do you stand up at do it for games when they're like? What about when they call out if anybody ever served please stay a stand up if if I'm with my dad Do Kate I stand there. Because he's like, come on, because he gets like a second

hand high off it. But otherwise, no, not really. No, that stuff kind of, I can't explain it. Kills me a little. I don't, I get it. Go get your free chilis. This is not for me. Do you have a card or something?

I have a VA card, like a VA ID. Okay. I do have it on my license, because you kind of hope you get pulled over by a Cop who's a veteran oh Pal but alright just manslaughter yeah, yeah, you're fine I'm afraid I'll get called out for not being a veteran, but you Would like lose that argument to your like, okay, I'm sorry. Exactly. That's why I wouldn't even put up a fight.

I'd be like, alright, move to another parking spot. So yeah, exciting day. Shout out to all the... There's veterans on the... Shout out to all the veterans. Chaps upstairs. Yesterday was the Marines' birthday as well? It was. The Marine Corps birthday.

249. What? I think that's the Marines. That's how old they are. That's how old they are. Oh, wow. 249. They've been around.

If you've never been to a Marine Corps birthday ball and you get invited, you should go. It's like... What are the chances any of us are invited? There's Marine Yakers out there. There's balls all over the place. Balls everywhere. Pitch me the ball the ball all the Marines or if you're a veteran you could just wear whatever but you all get dressed up and it's basically like the fun part of a

wedding reception the you get a good DJ you're all dancing you're having fun and I don't know everybody just gets shit-faced, and I don't know. It's just like a really fun party for nobody. Would I have to get invited? Or you need a date? And there's like a little, at first, before you get hammered, there's like a cool ceremony where the oldest and the youngest Marine bring out the cake,

and they get to cut the cake, like the oldest Marine in the room and the youngest Marine, and there's like a speech that's given, and everybody watches the commandant's buzzer. I don't know, it's really fun if you go, it's kind's like a speech that's given, and everybody watches the Commandant's Puzzle. I don't know, it's really fun if you go, it's kind of like a cool. Yeah.

It's a good time. It's a good time. Sounds like it. I gotta get me to one of these. It's not good. Yeah. Hmm. Oh.

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Oh. Do you think we're giving anything? Be sure to tune into that. It's going to be really good. That's just killing me. All right, we'll be back tomorrow. Let's see you. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style

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