The Yak - Kate Gets Her Headshots Taken and It Backfires TERRIBLY | The Yak 6-17-25

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

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Q-zips, polos, hoodiesodies joggers shorts row back comm swim suits everything rowback comm You're right. Yeah, I got a yeah, I got a back Can you still trivia oh My god Dan I have a question Kate. What's up with your hair? Hey, what's going on? Hey, what the fuck is that that who is that? Oh? He's looking right They're doing headshots today. You know those are just pictures, right?

Well, I was here earlier looking like ass to record something out in the backyard, which is very scary It turns out yeah, I'm poked around back there in a minute, and then I saw that they were doing hedge I said you never know See what I? Try today wait you're not trivia though is that what those are yeah the competitors oh my god you home to you're not even gonna get to do you're not well now you have to you're gonna get one now yeah wait Kate there's nobody there right now go slowly This is just for some headshots for Kate

What do you think was going on that's for everybody that's literally the headshots where we put on our jerseys I want our wearing Frankette hockey jerseys right now. I'm mad. you guys. Why don't y'all get hockey jerseys? I know. Yeah. Why can't I get a sweatshirt now? We asked. Why can't I get the gas station attendant shirt? I know it's coming every year, and yet when I see the patches on the dozen years. Yeah, it's hilarious.

It still, it still overwhelms me. How many fucking patches? I have a defense patch for trivia. What does that mean? How many patches do we have, Che? You got patches? I have a defense patch for trivia Che We do have a couple I think you get them for everybody in a live show yeah, everybody's got Participating yes, we set the Liberty Bell for being in the Philly

Participation ass patches So that's North Korean is a North Korean general facility Kate's ready for a close-up you grab the yak Jersey. I want to see how many patches we have Jay And I are dressed the same too by the way Similar principle his is Terry cloth of that not on purpose that's the same shirt the clothes similar principal his is Terry cloths to a cloth well we got to get the two of them headshots together then yeah probably oh we're patchless we don't have enough patches you're patched you're really pat early patched it is It's the office space. It's its office space. The flair shit.

Yeah, we have just... You guys have 32 pieces of flair. We have never won a thing. Never won a thing. Oh my God, we haven't either. We have never won... That's the jersey you're looking at right now. The biggest chokers. Yeah. I think we've won...

Well, no. That's true. You guys aren't chokers. Why would I get to be the choker if I'm the one that makes it the furthest? You guys win nothing in your jersey looks like that we we won. I think one live show once That's it you guys need to trade chafe or somebody you can play better D You see Clevers Jersey, yeah, I heard about six X He's doing the call yeah You're gonna fill it out soon Jeff like hopefully not

Justice Jeff design these I think there's a place where he could select like what I mean, they're squeaky I can't how'd you get hockey jerseys? Yeah, we uh you guys don't understand We've rebranded every single tournament. I do know that yeah used to be like why are you guys wearing them right now? You fucking get the people riled up for this event And I think I could sell this for Refrigerator money you could def your refrigerator money you could definitely for the writer money for that you think I think you get new fridge I'm Martinez making his

screen right now you could probably get half a refrigerator should mail all the no way refrigerators are a lot not really I'm rich with a really nice for a nice Samsung smart fridge no way I was thinking like I think you get to five hundred dollars for that Jersey so I don't they still innovating fridge technology We got you can like I know we got TVs, but that was like ten years ago all like Walgreens have a screen on the front of the fridge of What's in the fridge? Yeah, have you ever seen old old fridges though? I feel like they actually had it figured out. Like 50s.

They look cool. And they were like orange and green. Yeah, and they have things that slide out. I don't know. And you could get in them if you got nuked, right? Weren't they all lead? No, but you would also, Punky Brewster had to have a special episode.

Definitely could get this. You could get in your fridge? I'm sorry, have y'all never seen Indiana Jones or anything from the Christmas Call? Thank you. That's how he survived a nuclear blast. His landed like right on them. Get in your fridge. Oh, I'm sorry. Have y'all never seen Indiana Jones? Uh, thank you That's how he survived a nuclear plant. His landed like right on him. That's what I'm talking about Mmm, everything's sliding out but there was a special episode of never kids playing hide-and-seek in the 80s Don't get in the fridge because you won't be able to get out. Yep. That's right Do you guys clean your fridge now? I have a fridge cleaner. So there's also my sandwich maker and my

Pussy giver that's right. That's right Gross dude that was gross what that was gross don't fuck your fridge cleaner How long could a person survive in a fridge because it's it's just not very long freezing. It's just cold No, is it 60? I was talking about an unplugged in think the fridge is 60 degrees 60 degrees are you serious it's cold but not like warm are you confusing a closet I was thinking like what's a little bit chilly 35 40? I would say yeah, it's usually like a 32 33 degrees That's my trivia part Okay before this wears off Go

Get your head shot. I just love the fact that you saw the head shot We didn't see anything else that like all the dozens all the dozen look The dozen rack is right beside it Headshot I thought they thought oh well since everyone will be here. Let's do headshot Oh, maybe it is I will say this and I have a co-host on mostly sports who has been harassed all day about getting a headshot Oh, and he didn't want to do it Blotman I saw Blotman getting headshot. Oh, yeah, so they've been trying mark isn't in the does it might be a shot day. I'm yeah They they made me do it too. Hey go get your fucking head fucking squealed

I left where I was like squealing down the road to get squeal. So did you show up here see that and then go back home? Yes I was wearing basketball shorts earlier and go back home. Yes. I was wearing basketball shorts earlier. That's so funny. I had to wash my hair in like five minutes. You just saw white construction paper

and you're like, holy shit, I got to do my hair. Oh, that's what it looks like. You were squealing down the road? I'm not getting any younger. Wee wee wee. All right. Get out there. We're going to watch.

We're watching the whole thing. Well, we're watching Cream now. I think that's Cream or it might be toppings. What? It's a ton of toppings. She looks like a completely different person. Why doesn't she do that every day? Yeah, people would actually be like, oh, there's a woman on this shit. And it raises our morale.

Yeah. Look at her. She's a delight. Kate. Kate, you look great. Yeah She really is sweet D. Oh Jesus Christ This is a normal looking woman is so funny facilities good like throw these in the yeah, all right Hang him on his fridge Kate put on a dozen uniform. Oh

All right, hang him on his fridge. Okay, put on a dozen uniform. Oh My god, what's that face? She's really doing it. She stuff her bra. Yeah, I think she's stuffing Fasoli can you send those to us thank you dope oh oh look painful do a goofy one this is like a little Giants an icebox shows up in the dress trying to be a real girl it's funny because Kate doesn't try the exact same level we do. Yeah, that's right. We're just wild massagers. We can hide our faces with beards. She does the exact same thing as us.

Oh my god. I never even thought of that. As a society, you're just terrible human beings. Yeah. What a rush. How was it? You're having your back there, Kate. What's that?

Danny was like, it's like Little Giants when... Danny was saying some fucked up shit. Icebox Passage dress and then I just pointed out that like, your level of not caring is exactly the same as us. It's just society judges every woman totally different. Yeah, I'm pretty much a dude. No, but you don't, there's no difference. Like, what you wear, what we wear is the exact same level of trying Oh, yeah, right. My black t-shirt is large

right is But yeah, I'm totally totally hot on we need to get we need to get those pictures makeup. Yeah, I want to see those pictures Oh, no Bad you just don't know how many more good headshots you're gonna get in life, you know Good point. Yeah, and they're used so much not getting youngershots you're gonna get in life, you know? That's a good point. And they're used so much. Not getting younger. We're gonna see that picture of you 58 times over the next year.

Cause I'm on a lot of thumbnails looking rough. Ooh, should we put on the wheel mugshot? Ooh. Get arrested? Yeah, but some are very small. Okay, that'd be fine. How small are you? It would be sick.

I'd hate it if I had an awful mugshot though. Yeah. If I look cool in a mugshot, that would be sick. I'd hate it. I'd hate it if I like had an awful mug shot though Yeah, I look cool in a mug shot. That would be my proudest accomplishment I think anytime you smile in a mug shots like oh that guy doesn't give a fuck. Mm-hmm. He did it Yeah, yeah at my best with a ton of makeup on do you guys think I could make the hot? Hotty mug shots page. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah sure It depends on what where you get arrested Yeah, like Tara Holt. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah sure easily it depends on what where you get arrested Yeah, like terra haute. Yeah, right like you're not making this the Scottsdale page. No you're You get arrested at Lake Havasu. That's not yeah

But Boise a boy I was gonna say a Boise your Boise double take This is a good day This is a good day For sure yeah, that would make that would make waves in Sheboygan South Beach. You're not making it now no That's just being South Dakota all you perhaps So if you want a confidence boost go get arrested you could conquer South Dakota. Oh my god Amongst other South Dakota wait we should enter you from this South Dakota. Oh my god. You could absolutely run South Dakota. Yeah, you could be the queen. Amongst other things. Queen of South Dakota. Wait, we should enter you for Miss South Dakota. I should run for a pageant.

Yes. I don't know, you mean the Miss America? Miss, oh, well, maybe like a, yeah. There's gotta be a mom pageant out there. Mrs. America. 30-ish South Dakota? The number one for South Dakota's pretty damn hot you think let's see yeah Yeah, Nick. Let's I think are there dude pageants, or is it just weightlifting?

There's not is wait a dude pageant like finding the cutest dude would be amazing. Yeah, pretty not muscle prettiest man It's not about muscles at all we could do different divisions hot yeah hot the hot the cute like so rugged under six over oh feet yeah won't we basically be doing one frogly men There's some fucking studs in here. Oh my god. That's mr.. Petit, Chicago He's like the paparazzi come on get him and he hops into one of those side cars in the motorcycle There he goes wherefore are thou Come on we see miss, South Dakota I guarantee you she's yeah. Oh Whoa, that's unexpected wasn't South Dakota one of those states

Huh, also good as it gets pretty stunning. Yeah, she's very funny What about Miss North Dakota? Yeah, maybe worse. Yeah Should we tear- Yeah, let's go. Yeah, let's go. It's gotta be. Was a Miss West Virginia ever won Miss America? I doubt it, I doubt it, I doubt it.

I feel like down in the hollers, you got some surprise. No, you can. Yeah, but then it comes to like the talking portion. John Benet Ramsey's mother was Miss West Virginia. That's right. What? Yeah, in fact, yeah, 1977, look then it comes to like the talking portion John, Benet Ramsey's mother was miss West. That's right. What? 1977 look it up or don't Told you yeah And the dad was Tate's substitute teacher, right?

Yeah, yeah, I made me laugh yesterday Brandon when mincy said was that the first no-hitter ever in college world series. Yeah Just there's no way literally tweeting that on the phone. Yeah, Tate's doing a good job of logging Tied as I said is almost a sports that mincy's content not for me at this point. I don't think yeah, but Someone being with mincy. Yeah and logging his content his content, I'm very into. What is Tate doing? Just all the free stuff he's asking for. Mincy needs a handler at all times, I think. Mincy asks if we need to buy him water.

This is going to a golf course? This is going to the classic. And then yesterday... Free shirts. Yep. Yesterday, Mincy had their tickets on his phone and his phone died. I have a feeling that's not the last time we'll see that picture, if he used. Actually, Mencius had their tickets on his phone, and his phone died. I have a feeling that's not the last time

we'll see that picture used. Yeah. Tate just being fat. All right, wait. You may ask how we got stuck under a bridge mile for the, mile from the stadium in heavy rain. I believe one person who had his maps on drive when we were walking, and he kept saying,

it's only five minutes away. Oh. Five minutes away. Like, passing up one way. Who could that be? Yeah. Which one of those men in there? I got tickets on my phone in my phone dot

It's always like oh my god mincy at the beginning They had to find a Hampton with an of course he has an outlet or a charger in that deep cavernous. This crop weirded me out because what was on Mincy's phone? Looks like he was uploading a tweet. That's an unnatural crop. I got a question for you, Brandon. As someone who's been to Omaha. Yeah Congratulations national championship. Thank you

The G I think I'm slow someone take my question for me. Well, they don't Yeah, I got you. I got it. I don't also don't want to docks Mincy, but I did have a Tate Tate text conversation this morning. He said do you have a tracker on mincy 1120? I am I sent back his location, and he said thanks. We haven't seen him in a bit lol. So wait for that We'll have the track. Yeah, yeah on his keys. I Think I think he might have left the classic. Can you see where he is right now? Yeah, wait he left Oh, he definitely left a classic. I can't pull it up. Why I'm gonna dock his location So let's you what is what's the what's gonna happen?

Someone goes up and says haven't we done that many times. Yeah, and then like For lunch yeah Or is he just in downtown Omaha the whole point of having him tracked is that we can just pull him up in it he was that like a Mini mall of some rub-and-tongue again. Yeah What a mini mall yeah, all right my question was Am I wrong in that like I'm kind of over the jello shot competition It jumped the shark about three years ago because isn't it like who won three years ago?

Don't don't people just call in people call in and buy it from where I ought to be able to buy it there Yeah, yeah, that's bullshit. I think that LSU was like 2000 before LSU fans even got there this year. Yeah, you gotta... People are calling in and buying shots and... You gotta have the fans come in and order it and get drunk themselves. I'm sure the bar doesn't mind. Because the whole premise of it is like, this is the drunkest fan base, but if it's just some random dude calling in being like, oh yeah...

If I'm not an LSU fan, I want to take a free LSU shot that was purchased. Yeah. Now that I'm saying it, maybe next we got to wait until there's a school that's a complete, if BYU, do they have a baseball team, if they ever make it, and just spend all our money getting BYU up to the top. Oh, get them to win it.

Yeah. Would be awesome. I think that's what people were doing with Murray State this year. They were? People were calling in for Murray State, because Murray State was in third at one point and Murray State had like seven fans there.

Got it. Brandon. Yeah, hey. Ewan McGregor, Matthew McGroary, Tim Burton. Oh shit. What's that? Big fish. Yeah.

Thank you very much. Yes, my man. I call it a big fish. He called it a big ass fish. Huge. How big? Because the ankle was very good. About five pounds. I was on the boat by myself. I caught a big fish because big-ass fish huge how big because the Five pounds so very good. I was on the boat by myself I didn't have a kid usually have a kid with me to take the picture

But I couldn't and there was another fisherman in the Big that's a beautiful thing. Is that a smallmouth? That's a large mouth. That's a beautiful There was another fisherman in the area and I didn't want to stop and allow him time to move in on my spot So I had to do it in the area and I didn't want to stop and allow him time to move in on my spot so I had to do it in a hurry. You know there's a timer on your phone. So I set up my phone right by the trolling motor and did it. Yeah. Five pounds, five and a half, something like that. It's a big one. I missed him twice before I got him. That is a big one. I'm really happy for you. Yeah, thank you. Last night was a big night. The Shohei Ohtani card. Oh my god. I got a Jim and Steve's gave me hey, Otani. Yeah, I got a

Jim and Steve's gave me a free tops Japan box, and I pulled a show hey, Otani on the ground bring it No, oh wait, so it's all Japanese players car. It's in his car. Oh Brandon come on. I didn't have lunch Please I only brought it so I could give it to my rest to send it off to be graded Yeah, we've been waiting for you to get your cards. I know it's been a very I'll grade it with my mouth I can't find my Graded or great Much they think I think it the the if it were like a PSA 10 that you get up to five grand But it's not a PSA 10. It's got a little damage. So I don't know

It's not gonna be that great. I might just keep it and not do anything with it. Did you? Yeah, like just eat it or something. I'm not gonna eat it. Did you open it in Jim and Steve's? No, I opened it last night on my couch. Big Cat is joking,

but what are you gonna do with it, seriously? Probably just have it. Yeah. I might just like. I will get it graded. It'll probably come back at eight or lower, and then I don't know what to do. And then what do you do with it after that?

And you keep it, and then put it in And then you put it in your drawer. Throw it in your drawer. Drawers. So what are your best drawers? I have, no I have a card display. Okay Brandon here's a question for you, hypothetical wars kind of on everyone's mind right now. Let's say there's a nuclear war, nuclear bombs go off, nuclear fallout. Get in your fridge. Only thing you have left to eat is a show-hate a card I Just can't see a world where that's possible. I have so many other cards. This is a hypothetical all your other cards if I am living a mid nuclear fallout if I am the only human left if all that could sustain me is the show hey, Otani card. I would eat the show Okay, we need Nicky smokes get drafted so bad. Oh

Are we what's the age? We're all safe 30 20 they can adjust it if things get real dicey. They can always up it. What is it modern warfare? We don't use as many people right it's like between 27 and 31 or something like that. So he's well in the range He's fine. Am I right? Okay, I'm Ben. Oh to enlist. I think you can be up to 30 25 okay, I'm Ben. Oh to enlist. I think you can be up to 30 So if I tried to enlist right now, they'd be like Lol, but if they were desperate you have the Sun in the Middle East

The the Sun yeah, yeah, you yeah Yeah, they got a lot. They got one of the one of the hardest ones Got like an all-man level son Yeah, I got a hell of a son. I got like prime Tom Chambers. Sprint and walker, I'm KIA. Son of a. If Nikki smokes Zach and Sass gets sent off to war.

Zach's 27. Oh shit. Yeah. Zach would go though. He would go if you just were like, if you just asked him. Yeah. Like, I'd rather not sir.

Yeah. Well we really need you. He's got the manners for it. You could send them on a USO tour with the ice cream machine. Wow. Cream team. Outrace spirits. Cream for the troops.

Cream the troops. Cream the troops. Where's Vasoli? I don't know but Jeff, Glennie's here. Watching Jeff DeLo work over there is crazy. What is Jeff DeLo doing? He's like dusting the set? Fixing a palm tree.

He's dusting the tree. Yeah, he's dusting the tree. He's got a lot to do. He rolled in here like 8 a.m. because I was rebounding for Bosco, taking free throws, and he like just kind of walked on the set, dark set, and like stood behind his podium and kind of let out a sigh Biggest day your life trivia time very dramatic That's that's D. Lo that's D. Lo for you. Oh, what's it low?

I know we're gonna lose on a heartbreaker to ZD when Dave gets spelling his first name as a niche. Yeah. Bosco was here at 8 a.m. getting up shots? Yeah. He was doing ball work. He was getting up shots. He looks like he's lost at least five days without soda.

Wow. Five days. He was on sugared soda. Wow. I think he was on Sugared soda. Yeah diesel How many a day was he putting down? I don't know. Okay, I think a decent amount Speaking of basketball are we authorized to talk? Oh, yeah last night. Oh, yeah Unbelievable really it was also really oh funny watching it live because all the comments were like This is the worst game of basketball ever watched

Why do they say must watch fuck it would have said must watch and then max hit that three in Hank's eye And everyone's like this is the greatest All of the games are like yeah, I didn't realize yeah Like it was fun to rewatch it because I didn't realize how big of a choke it was. Improbable. I remember the feeling when it happened but I didn't know the specifics that Hank had a free throw.

And they were up 10-6. 10-6, he had a free throw to win it. They had so many shots. There was never a chance. Yeah. It was the biggest upset I've ever seen. Ever seen. Ever.

In anything. And it was all because Hank and Dana being on the same team was bullshit because Jerry Picked max second right? Yeah, you want to watch it? Listen to the crowd By the way, I gotta say not a double-drill like some people say that's a double-dribble does not know X Why is it not? What why is it not a double-dribble? Oh?

Oh, it's not Yeah, oh, I thought you said some up. No. Oh, he'd like be bats the ball And then he picked it up and like the first thing was a steal Dana tweeted out the double Dribble yeah, it wasn't a double dribble. He Hits the ball away. That's the steal and then he picked the ball up and dribbled once Hank was not over eight from three Yugs bunny we don't know who that is tweeted out a box score the best Hank moment was the Dribbles the ball off his own foot it goes to half court and then he won't pick it up. And he just yells at Ella to come get it.

Yeah, yeah. He was like, come get the ball. No, that's not. He didn't really touch it. We need another angle. You can't tell. That's not a dribble, though, what I'm saying. I'm saying the first way, like, that's no, no,

at no level, basketball's at a double dribble. So that's not a dribble. Yeah, that's a gather. There We go big-time gather. So how do refs decide this and yeah? Here's the box score oh for eight for Hank oh Three turnovers costly over one from the free-throw line brutal Ella shoot better than Hank yeah, yeah, well she did yeah Shout step I didn't realize she broke her finger. Yeah, I don't think she told many people no

He's all backwards over his belt. Up and in, makes it three to zero. He was flopping pretty hard. She's right behind you. Max had to pull himself out of the game for a little bit to catch his breath, and then comes back. Wonton Don. This is for a good amount of money. Yeah.

Wonton Don just continuing to get shots up. Yeah. His confidence ever faltered. Every time he shoots. Oh, shit. He's the reason they won though. I think the rest of the team would have quit. Donnie was just like, had no idea what the score was. He just kept playing.

Wait, did Steph get like a pin put in it? Did she get surgery? She said she had a pin put in it. Holy shit. She still got it today in a splint or whatever. Damn. Oh man. She's tough. What a warrior warrior yeah she is so I did you fucking dirty that's good that's good there you go

Oh no! Is Fasoli not good? What the fuck? That's the worst lit photo I've ever seen in my life. Not Fasoli. You look like you're in Phantom of the Opera. This is not right! That's the most, like, worthy Cyrus Catholic hand. I don't want to take that play.

Do you have any others? Does Fasoli have photography experience? Do you hate me? Those will not be good for thumbnails. Is the light from the side really harshly? Fasoli stood in the doorframe of mostly sports was like Titus need you for some Headshots it was the easiest no because that's what he does yeah Laughing that's going to rush me for the next

You look great. Yeah, you're fault. It looks like you're just telling ghost stories or something the way Yeah, you like flashlight under your chin round little What's another one give us another one it's gonna be I have a that one was good. We went home Disney mom smile got dressed up just for him to do that to you That's brutal don't we have good Photoshop supposed to use the flash Yeah, that's the light there, but just on the side. It's go back and take some more Yeah, you guys only said you guys shut the lights off. It looked better. Look at this one. We didn't. Who shut the lights off?

That's a different person. That's a good-looking man. And Ed's lit completely different. That's brutal. Turn the lights on for Kate. Yeah, we didn't shut the lights off. Oh, I didn't need that. Turn the lights back on.

That hurts. How many lights did we turn off? That hurts the soul. We told you to take a headshot of Kate. I think he's saying the lights in the building are off. I don't know how that affects... Well, turn them on. Well, he saw what it was going to look like before he hit.

I'll be honest, I would have rather taken a literal headshot. Shot to the head. That was so bad. That's tough. Come on. Fasoli. What a jerk. Do your job, Fasoli.

No disrespect to cameras, but are we at a point where iPhones can yeah? Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes We are I'll go Kate. Let's go We are but right director your photos off the iPhone no you're right You're just gonna carry the iPhone around you're absolutely right. Yeah No, you're right. This is our time. You're just gonna carry the iPhone around. You're absolutely right.

Yeah. Wait, what are you saying? You're never gonna get your photos off the iPhone. They're always just gonna sit there. With a camera, you have motivation to get them off the camera. Whoa. But I'm saying quality of... Quality, yeah, probably.

But... I don't know. You can go portrait. But I don't like the highest quality, then you can see everything. Yeah. Well, I know somebody who recently spent a lot of money on the camera for somebody and they are worth it a lot of no I think photography is as a hobby it is a hobby a lot of money it was a lot I sold it and I was stunned how much we got for it

Yeah, yeah, I was stunned how much I got for it Why she better where It's you it's not you No, I could see it in his eyes do it in here then stand in the middle lighting and here's At least we have a thumbnail for the episode today, okay? That looks pretty good for them looking to do it up against the the door. I'll have you know in 2008 Yeah, I was okay looking I could see that Kate. It's just it's how you're Wonderful yes, you're okay looking like six years ago Brutal I'm all top-tooth

You never see my bottoms. You're not are you supposed to see the ball. That's a good thing right? I don't want to see it's a little nobody wants a bottom to Rose. You don't want to smile with yeah, it's doubled the teeth Smile now yeah, I'm overthinking it. I don't think I don't do that don't do bottom no Kate smile and shut your bottoms yeah that's like a fish needs a bicycle if it makes you feel better they put out a new Barstool Beach House graphic today and I don't know what they did but they altered something with my eyes whatever they do to the thumbnails it's just they kind of tweak it so it's not you. This is different. No one else looks like this Look at this look at my eyes. That's the best you've ever looked

To bring you that up what Danny again the best you've ever looked you do look a little Be but you look great. They put you right, why do you, look at that billing. Boyish good looks too. Really. Dead center, Adam Zappel protruding. I'm not even necessarily saying it looks bad, it just does not look like me. Dante's prey hands.

Danny, you're the front center. Why? Yeah, he's praying for the sins he's about to commit. That's his DJ pose. Danny, if I didn't know, I would think you were the star of the show and why is Tommy doing home alone? Tommy that's probably a facility joint Yeah, the first when I got hired here the first like one of the first weeks in New York facility pulls me aside

He's like we're gonna need some headshots to use for graphics I was like, yeah, sure sure sure and then he made me do a bunch of shit like that And as I was doing it, I was like like what is this for and but then I just trust why am I getting naked? I'm sure you guys will like he's like okay now do a face like oh And I'm like alright. Well. I want to be a team player. I'm sure I'm sure they'll make this look good No, did not make it look good at all. I just there's a bunch of gas and then you'll see those pop up somewhere Yeah, and then it's like Yeah, just pops up out of nowhere. It's it's yeah, not even in context of being shocked. No, he's gonna

Everything I do for the next year. I only edited one of them TJ You guys could probably you probably can't tell cuz the iPhones this good at editing I said some good ones and show the, and then mix in the edit one. Ladies, the key is Paris filter. No! That's good! What's with my midriff? No.

Well, that was your shirt wasn't tucked in yet. Oh, god. No! Good. Oh, man. That's good. That's good. I like that pick.

All right, do the edited one. There we go. Hey! That's good. That's good. That's how. That? Well, there's an air of mystery. Yeah There you go. That's good. That's good. There's an air of mystery.

Yeah. Really good. Should we try again? No, I get this. We should try again. Come on, Kate. Kate, come on. Get this.

Who's the stud getting his picture taken now? He's going to crush. He's so handsome. He knows exactly what he's doing. Just bring a handsome guy in off the street. He's so fucking handsome. It's not fair. Hey get back out there No, get a good out there. We gotta get a good one. Oh wait Kate get somebody you think is ugly and you could stand next to them. So you'll look better. I

Think I'm oh, that's a good call I think I could take pics when I go get a haircut and I'm like, I'm gonna look so hot after this haircut And it turns out it's not the haircut, it's me. No, you look good today, go. It's not. Fasoli, get a good picture of the face. Come on, Fasoli. Fucking piece of shit. I mean, photography is a skill

that you have to really, really hone and learn, and we have Fasoli doing it. Why do we have Fasoli doing it? Because I think he has a camera. Like, lighting, I think, is pretty tough tough just flick the lights back on though. He has done. I had a friend who? wanted to get headshots for his company and Facili wouldn't did it for how they turn out think okay? But I was just like yeah, he'll do it just like give him like a cheese ballers

See a picture of your friend on a billboard looking like he's around a campfire Give the man a mozzarella stick make you'll take any photos you want See you Brandon All right, Brandon, he didn't caffeine today Kate found her man. Oh, there we go. Yeah All day is gonna look so hot oh yeah he does look awesome awesome like a fucking beast yeah my god Dana looks strong doesn't look fat yeah a little lower oh no that's not good the hair on Dana's chest is very manly yeah oh man Yeah His hair pattern is shaped like a mushroom cloud it's very powerful Think that was the right call

What was your strategy there I ran into the gambling cave and I was like who Who would make you look a lot better, highlight your looks, yeah. But Dana's actually a handsome guy so that's probably gonna backfire too. That was our conclusion. Fuck. I don't wanna. I'm excited for this one.

This will be brutal if this one's really bad too. Then the writing's on the wall. What's the writing say? I wall what's what's the writing so you have to develop more personality is the trouble uh Keith you know text me saying that he watched the whole game last night he was like Kate and Nick were so good on the call oh wow that's great to hear it was fun to watch I really like Eddie I guess no he actually added any after oh he not here So yeah, okay, and he dropped his last name on the broadcast. Yeah, he's like for Nick Teraney. I'm Eddie for our I'm like what the fuck Farrar is it for our yeah since when

Edward for our Did you see who if I got a scooter back? Yeah, big deal. Good job Danny. What about? All in a hard day's work. You want credit for it? No, I don't want credit, but I... He spent three days looking for a scooter, then he got me involved and he found it.

Did you help him? I said I was involved. We didn't see you on the scene. I said I was involved I said it's like if anyone watched Osama bin Laden Netflix thing. I'm Leon Panetta It was just like didn't watch that director the CIA find CIA

Every day Find him over my heart all right, so nothing that was literally get a clip where he's just like every week. I would just to find him over my heart all right, so nothing that was little he's got a clip where he's just like every week I would just play Find him Have you thought about finding him yet? Right in the nick of time another case also he found it Have a good night everyone. Why were you running it? So his tactic he guilted the guy to give it back Good to have the guy just dropped it at the church. Yeah, I didn't know that part I guess he put on the poster that returned to the church so that like he guilted the guy to give it back good. Yeah, the guy just dropped it at the church Yeah, I didn't know that part

I guess he put on the poster that return it to the church so that like he wouldn't get in trouble No way smart move Cots that all worked out. Yeah, you think he talked to cuz he talked to three different people You think he talked to one of the people who stole it had to there was a major A lot of the comments were saying it was house number three was was very suspicious in his commerce All right play it because I I think I agree with this I was he filming the call. We live stream the conversation He was doing he was holding it. You know what I decided time to man up time to get the scooter back cuz I'm done I've had it. It's been like two days on having the scooter. It's been like so annoying like not being able to move around

Electric to like somewhere in this neighborhood. I don't know if you guys seen anyone riding like it's like a black and red electric scooter. I think there might have been a mix-up or something. Okay. Oh thank you. I appreciate it. Alright that was one of the houses. That was a bust. Alright I'm gonna try one more. one of the houses. I was a bust. All right, I'm gonna try one more. Hi, I lost my scooter the other day. Yeah, my scooter. It was like, sorry. It's just an electric scooter and I was tracking to this neighborhood. I was wondering if you seen anyone just riding it around at all.

I don't know what type of scooter. Okay. OK. No worries. I think so. Yeah. OK. Bye bye. Bye bye. All right. 0 for 2. I don't think that guy had any clue. A guy. He was just or he just fooled me.

Excuse me. Yes sir. I've been just, I lost my scooter the other day. It's a surprise. I've just been tracking around this area. I was wondering if you've seen it at all. There's someone like, just like a black Segway scooter. I don't know.

You coming here Saturday in the night, yeah? Yeah. I came here the. You come in here. Saturday in the night. Yeah. Yeah. I came here the other night because it was came. It just keeps tracking here and I just don't know where it is. I was at church and then it was gone. So I just don't know. Yeah. I was, I, that's when I originally got lost. Stop it. Because there's a tracker. I just don't know. What is it? I think, I think it was a, I think it was a centipede?

Danny does it again. Why'd you kill it? So bite or centipede? Centipede, yeah. Gotta kill those. I don't like those. Ugh. So it was number three. It seems to be. Oh yeah. Sorry. You alright?

Yeah, sorry. I wasn't trying to look weird. I just originally got lost. I was just tracking it because there was a track. It was at church and then it was gone. So I just don't know. Did you just send people coming here Saturday night? Yeah. I was. That's when I originally got got lost I was just tracking it because there's a tracker in it and I just don't know where I've been looking for it. I know, you haven't come here Saturday? Yeah sorry I wasn't trying to look weird I was just looking for it because I said it was on

the street there so I didn't know. I appreciate it though. Oh sorry my friend. Yeah if you see it you know just I don't know but I appreciate it. Yeah. Alright well that's Sokty. He has no clue, I don't know. But I appreciate it. All right, well that sucked. He has no clue. I couldn't really understand half the words he was saying, I'll be honest, but it sounded like he didn't have it.

He had kids and everything, so I could be getting scammed once again. The fact that he saw him Saturday. Yeah, yeah. He sounded like a suspicious American citizen. Made it. Like this place looks sus, and I can't get in, it's completely locked off.

I'm gonna try this side real quick. Yeah, can't get in, look at this though. Like you can't tell me this place doesn't scream like I stole your scooter That's crazy I lowkey figured out the tree meta Like look at this Missing scooter Okay, okay, okay Alright, this is not a Be sure of this I thought it was a bad idea to check in with the patient

Caught me off guard It's over here now, I do not know where this is It looks like it's going on to the highway maybe Bro, I guess whoever I talked to earlier They had the scooter now They're trying to move it. Are we serious? I didn't bro. Just give it back They had the scooter now they're trying to move it are we serious I didn't bro just give it back after all that I call the see the church that you can just wait for me I'm just grabbing something and I just have to turn around so there's a chance that you

could just wait for me and okay perfect yeah that'll be great thank you is there guys I can't find the scooter it's nowhere to be found they said they dropped it here It was dropped right here. Look, there's the chain, but no scooter. Are we serious if someone else take this, bro? Here's the chain but no scooter are we serious that I not just come out at 1030 at night for this guys like Everyone huge news. I searched this church. We couldn't find it for the longest time But here it is they dropped it behind the church the scooter is back everyone who said it was fake guess what it's real And I found it. It's crazy. I can't believe it. Thank you to everyone who supported and everyone who didn't hate on me

What a saga yeah there he is I took that picture Danny did you call like did you see he was on the movie or like let me I couldn't get a hold of Him because he was on tik-tok live, and I saw he screen-shotted Location I was like oh, that's like six blocks away, so I sprinted there right in the nick of time How much how much do you think? Church had to do with this I think you said church a hundred pretty big deal Yeah, if he had if he had gotten stolen from a bar, do you think it gets returned? I don't think so. I think he kind of got people spooked. Yeah, was he like subconsciously trying to shame him?

Yeah, right. I was a church you were stealing scooters. God saw you steal my scooter He felt the pressure. I think if he knew it did get out he didn't want to be the guy who stole from a church Yeah, people have to understand how random it was to for him to go to those houses and hand those fire That's like a good 15 16 miles apart from each other the the Houses where the screw that where the scooter was in the church are not particularly close On the highway holy shit yes across town So for a guy to get handed Holy shit. Yes, across town.

So for a guy to get handed a flyer of the missing scooter that he stole half hour away. You know you're caught. They put the lights back on, Kate. Third time's a charm. Wait, no, no, God damn it. Please, Dana. You're not the focal point.

Please, Dana, kiss me, Dana. Look at all that tooth. You're begging for it. What do you mean? You're smiling? This just looks like a sick NFL offensive line. Yeah He's taking the before picture. Yeah, you're like his women's hockey playing sister Like I could be an abusive coach Yeah, definitely yeah All right lights back on well go get it. This is your time seriously. Hey, you need it. I do

You don't know I do KB. You have some good boys been brutal to be honest There we go. This is the one Kate less teeth. We do. Oh no. It's State Farm State Farm. And basketball. The great players don't just do it alone. They have teammates coaches and a solid support system behind them. It's kind of like insurance because let's face it. A lot of us probably aren't great at doing that alone either and that's where State Farm comes in. State Farm is a teammate that is always ready to assist, help you find the coverage you need, and help you

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If they're not lights what how are like yeah, but how is the light? How's the lighting shitty? Right, I don't think he knows how to use the camera or the light That's the problem What you have you have thousands of dollars of equipment? Yeah, and a penny's worth of what's the point of What? You have, you have thousands of dollars of equipment and a pennies worth of expertise. What's the point of setting all that up just for it to be dark? Yeah, it makes no sense. Unfocused. Well, I guess we can just look at him immediately.

She's sending him right to TJ. TJ, he is. Brandon, are you nervous? No, why would I be nervous? I don't know. You take, like, this is a big deal for you. All of you who play in the league want to win. Some more than others.

I am not the only one who takes this league seriously. I'm just asking. And I don't know why I'm painted as the only one who takes this league seriously. Maybe your actions? When you get out there, you want to win. Brandon, you hiding in the lobby with a fake name has... Yeah. Oh, you hiding in the lobby with a fake name has... Yeah. All of your actions for the last five years have said that you care.

I'm not judging. Notice the question was, are you nervous? Not why do you care so much? Can I just say... If anybody else loses, they're like, okay. The crowd will be like, yeah, okay, they lost. The fake name wasn't my idea. It was Jeff's.

I was just going to be there watching. You were so obsessed with it though, you watch other people play trivia. I'm sorry, I watch it, yeah, I like to watch. No, but not like everyone else, you have to watch before it even is live. But I get a chance, that doesn't make sense to me. If I'm a fan of something.

It doesn't make sense to us either. It doesn't make sense. No, if I'm a fan of something and I have the access to just watch it happen, why would I wait until it comes out an edited version? Why I just I just sit and watch it live Okay, why are you laughing at that? Can you just answer my question? Are you nervous? No, okay Are you gonna win and I feel like when you answer ask the question, I said no Alright, but then here the whole thing where you're just like I'm the only you guys put in on the little care

I you care you care not as much you Why do you want it to be like that? I don't I asked you gonna want to win. I asked you're nervous Okay, right now look at all my patches. This is think I need this is this not giving off nervous. Yeah, he's very nervous Who do you play in the first round? I don't even know don't care Don't even lie. Oh Why would I be nervous look at those three faces? Yeah So in Bosco's team, you're not nervous for the first game, correct? Who are you nervous for?

Well, obviously it gets tougher after that like which teams are you nervous to I mean everybody here's good This is not this isn't the dozen tournaments of years past. They everybody here's good. It's true So if you win if you win today, you automatically go to Boston? No, we have to win twice. Double elimination. Two wins to get to Boston. No, just one. Two.

If you go one and one, you qualify for Boston, right? No. 14th qualify for Boston. It was double elimination. for Boston was double elimination if you go one and one you play Thursday right to see if you go to Boston right okay you need to okay you gotta get to one exactly you can do it in two games you can do it three games but you gotta get to wins yeah well said thank you is anybody done with their four-hour unskippable sexual harassment training? I got an email about that. I did, yeah. No.

No. I just finished them yesterday. It is four hours. So I think we have to do it yearly. Something's up right now because I got an email about that and then I also got an email being like you forgot to fill out your like brex account for like a seamless order. I was like I'm not doing that. Listen, any of those could be phishing.

Yeah, true. So I'm not clicking anything. I'm was like, I'm not doing that. Listen, any of those could be fishing. Yeah, true. So I'm not clicking anything. I'm not clicking. I'm not risking it. I saw Pete today and I went to grab his mug and he grabbed it before I could because I was gonna... It's probably Tom. Yeah. Yeah. Pete's here? Yeah, Pete's here. See if he... Everybody's here, I guess. So... Oh, there we go. All all right you still don't love it teeth best there we go you're back sneaky pitstein I look old what no no hey you don't you're going to get old but that's not how I picture my I think you know

how people get body dysmorphia where they see themselves as ugly when they're actually fine I see myself as better looking than I am and then I see that I'm like what the fuck Cuz it's coming back in the car this morning. I was like you're looking okay That's tough photos are always worse than real life absolutely right So I see photo shops the shit out of that, then all will be okay. Well, he's already shown the world the whole, the raw image. I think that was already Photoshopped. Oh, okay.

Heavily. Also, earmuffs. I know for the rest of the day. To who? You're talking to us. You guys. I know it looks like I have cans today. The whole top is empty. There's nothing. Oh no You're accused of stuffing. Danny spotted that out right away. It's padding. I'm not. I know totally empty

That was the first thing we said about it. No not a We know not a thing. Yeah, we're we're we're clocked in Hey, we would have known if you were stacked by us You're not gonna sneak that up on us. Damn. Imagine if Kate's been stacked this whole time. I tape them down every morning before I come in. So what have we saved, four hours of sexual harassment for you?

Why would we do that? Who the fuck is going to be in that? Why would we ever need that? I don't know, let's tickle Kate Four hours keep failing every question Four hours unskippable it knows when you're in another tab. Yeah, so to drive a car to drive a Machine that goes hundred miles an hour and weighs thousands of pounds I take one test when I'm 16 and then I'm pretty much just good for life. Mm-hmm But I gotta do every single year four hours of testing to be told not to slap my co-worker on the ass

Say what's up toots? Yeah, I don't think we need that Well cars are always the same, but I feel like guys find new ways Guys involved in their I already passed this I got the Tesla already proved. I'm not Butterfly doors it'll be like Mark is slapping his co-workers ass. What should you do a Tell him to slap it harder B. Tell him to fuck already see Tom stop. Yeah, it's very Doing all right on the questions Danny smoke should take it Yeah, Danny smoke should fail purpose and just see what happens

All right, I do like imagining Nicky smokes taking it like it's the LSAT He's like asking people you know you get this one right Oh man! He's like asking people, yo you get this one right? I'm just about to run out of time! What's with these fucking trick questions? What do you have for 45? Because it does look like she's asking for it. You get any points for being your name right?

Guys come on. He's just so straight like, what's wrong Nicky? I've got a fucking huge exam tonight. Study guide for the sexual harass yeah Yeah, they just get him a tutor. It's like the hottest woman. That's like a funny sketch of like a tutor the train dudes He needs it Him and white socks Dave he's not a sexual harasser, but just like common etiquette Yeah, that Francis etiquette video he did. So good.

So good. There was a training on making amends. Did you guys take that? No. It was, I took it, cause I was like, I guess I'll knock these all out, but it was like a five minute class on making amends here if you fuck up.

What? Yes. It was like, Like how to apologize? Yeah. Like the right way to do it. Kate, you took a sorry class You're not gonna believe that I passed on the first the first time

Yeah, making amends. It's a class Little different at this company. I feel like yeah a lot of reality shows involved. Yeah, oh Man a minty location update. Oh,. Is that a mincy location update? Oh yeah, where is he? Oh yeah. Hey, you gotta get off that. It's four, four is tough. It's four seconds. You gotta get, you gotta get shot. You gotta get shot.

This guy does not wanna talk to him. Early lead is off. He's not getting a, he ain't gonna watch. He's not getting a full strike. He's not getting a full strike. I got the top of the order. He's turning his back to him. You're right.

Love it. That's some good content. I like that a lot more than the... Well, what was... Having someone go with him. That might be the new thing. Mincy making a video trying to jinx the Arkansas pitcher. I don't need that.

So Mincy content isn't what we want to watch. Mincy making content. I went second hand Mincy content mincy content isn't what we want to watch mincy making kind of what second-hand mincy content Yeah, someone reporting on the facts right? So why did he go there? He just left the classic and went to a bar I think his keys are at the hotel still Where the the air tag is but it I think at the classic he just like stopped working so that he could go Watch the game so he is in Omaha, but what was his working? He's at the classic he just like stopped working so that he could go watch the game So he is in Omaha, but what was his working? He's at the classic He's there the class like saws saws here because mincy got the classics

He is in Omaha the college world series, and he's at the classic no he's at he's in Omaha for the class Right, but right now. He is neither at the classic nor at the college world series Yeah, he is at a bar watching the world series from the classic correct. Yeah in his mind. He's at both All right, but he's in need, but he's actually neither. He's multitasking a champ right now. It's promised vlogs So we'll see I'm excited to check those out so he got his picture to prove he was there and then he he didn't get close From the bar then it went right back. Yeah, what hole is that? It's gotta be certainly one or ten three okay, oh Steven Che did a great job

Did he oh yeah, he loaded the other he answered the bell Wow the biggest section. That's a coachable That's good Steve Steven. Where do you want to start? Oh my eyes went right to sports jerseys I think you got to start with hospital sneaky having the best apple juice. Oh Yeah Airplanes though airplanes have good juice good ginger ale. It's always a little colder on the plane Airplanes have good juice. Good ginger ale. It's always a little colder on the plane. What sport has the best jerseys?

Hockey. Hockey. One hockey, two baseball, three basketball, four football. Yeah, that's correct. Yeah, you're right. You nailed that. Those are all the sports. That's the right order, and I don't think it can be debated.

How often are you wearing a belt nowadays? Probably about- I almost never wear a belt. 20% of my days. The first time I wear jeans that need a belt? Yeah. Is that a lot? I mean-

You wear jeans more than the rest of us though. We would- Nick. Yeah. If it has belt loops, you're wearing a belt. Yeah, do not, Stephen. I'm shorts until October on the show. I don't have courage yet. I don't wear jeans're jerry all in winter but yeah okay are you looking at yourself oh this is professional boudoir photographer said he would help me

there we go but is this a fishing skin this might be just a guy hitting I go to some stoolies house in my hands don't worry about it he's a guy hitting me. I go to some stoolie's house in my Hanes. Don't worry about it. He's a nine time AWL, I'm sure it's on the up and up. Brandon, I'm interested in your perspective on this. You're older than some of us and you've seen a lot of the world and lived a lot of life. So I would love your take on this one.

Some of that is true. If you went to the Grand Canyon, how long would you look at it? What's too long? Whoa. So that's a great question. It actually is. Because if you, like if I were to leave my house

and drive to the Grand Canyon and I stood on the rim of the Grand Canyon, I feel like I gotta stand there for three hours to make the drive worth it. Three hours? To make the drive worth it? What are you gonna look at? When does the feeling of awe go away?

But I, okay, so I got questions about the Grand Canyon. If I drive to it and I stand on the rim of the Grand Canyon Do I then drive to another spot on the rim and look at a different do I just drive to 30 spots on the river? You've never been I never been I don't understand. I don't I don't understand what it looks like or how how accessible they are different spots I have different name. Can you get in it? It's a Grand Canyon. It's can get in fucking big Think about how big it is. Pretty big. No, not big enough. It's bigger. It's actually bigger. It's a big ass canyon. How deep is it deep? Pretty deep. Deep. Well, it's not wide then right? Oh, it's wide too. So

wide. So if I drive to the grand grand, and I walk up to the edge and I'm beside that little fence and I take my picture with my wife and I do that. I then get in the car and go do it again from another spot and from a third spot and even a fourth spot. If we got time we'll throw in a fifth spot. You know what you have? You have five different pictures now. That's nice. Wow. Can we see a drone of it? If I drive there, a 20 hour drive, I don't know how. You gotta stop at Hoot. 20 hour drive, I think I gotta spend two days in and around the Grand Canyon.

I'd agree. You could go a little hike down a high. Ride a mule. Can I get in the river? Is there a river down there? Yeah, you get on the river. All right, here's the Grand Canyon. Whoa, look at that.

I'd like to be on that river. I'd like to be, yeah. That's big. And that's deep. Can I get to that spot right there? And wide. Can I get to that spot? Yeah. In'd like to be yeah, that's big. It's and that's deep Can I get to that spot right there and wide can I get to that spot? Yeah in the middle down there? No way, it's a boat Look at this shit ready Pretty grand

That actually that shot kind of sucks this doesn't look it looks it looks way better in person you've seen it in person It's my favorite thing We're too accepting of the fact that there is a Grand Canyon. We just stumbled upon this We'd love it I stopped at it on a cross-country drive once and because I didn't have time to like go hiking in it or whatever I looked at it for about 10 minutes, and then I said alright. I get the gist of it, and I left I feel like this isn't the Grand Canyon Yeah, I don't where's the canyon. I don't see a canyon

I think I was on the south there's the edge of the canyon over there on the outside, right? This does not look like the Grand Canyon. No these are just this is just that's not the Grand Canyon is it that first shot? Oh a Grand Canyon. I don't think the first shot was the grant. That was like the bend and wait is he in it right now? Does a grand Canyon suck? Inside I think the Grand Canyon might suck the Grand Canyon's all all rim the insides of snooze Fuck I've been lied to I went as a kid. Yeah, this is not what it is. This is bad for like 10 minutes I was blown away, and then I was like I guess there's not much else My brain what is this? I think the Grand Canyon sucks now

TJ go to a seeing the Grand Canyon for a first time reaction I want to see if people are like taking a back or shocked mm-hmm, or they're just bored So that's what we're doing. We're hating on Grand Canyon. I don't know are we what I just saw sucked that was We're hating on Grand Canyon. I don't know we are what I just saw sucked that was so grand You can't even see the only probably shot. Yeah, then Brandon. It's not really a canyon. We gotta get I don't know If it's too big if you see it in person it is so much a canyon It's absolutely okay. It's undoubtedly sure and it's grand, okay Okay. First time ever. I'm excited. Very excited. Oh my God. Yeah. Wow.

That's grand. That's good. That's grand. It's like, it doesn't look real. It looks like a big old green screen and it is just massive, like more massive than my brain could comprehend it. There we go Did you how long did it take?

But imagine before like widespread photo sharing if I was just like hey if you're in Arizona There's this big Canyon check it out, and then you went and saw that That's a good way to look at it. When did somebody decide it was the Grand Canyon was it immediately? Did just get stamped the Grand Canyon or somebody have to really take it in say I'm gonna name This now I think it probably was this gradual process They're like, oh, this is a pretty good Canyon and they're like, holy shit And they asked around have you found a better Canyon than this kept on walking? They're like man, this is that was the best Canyon like In so much as being anywhere can be fun, right no fancy pants rafting trips where that's cool

They make you like breakfast lunch and dinner you spend a week going through the bottom of the canyon which sounds awesome They make like scrambled eggs and spaghetti grills around I recommend me and said none of that was the Grand Canyon that we saw the first time I got ball sacked by yeah Canyon that we saw the first time I got ball sacked by yeah Canyon USA alright, so I'm taking back what I said cuz we got I respect the Grand Canyon a lot of sand I Took a bunch of pictures where it looks like I'm holding on to the edge I was trying to find them. They're very funny. Did you load spray tan yet? Oh

Yeah He's looking spray tanned They're very funny. Did D. Lo spray tan yet? Oh Looking yeah He's looking spray tanned oh Yeah, I was I was always distracted by you to see where you were you were you were more grand than the canyon in this photo Didn't really Would I just thought it was a photo even how long did you wear that shirt walking around? When did you get that shirt tell me the history of that Did you find it in a store you're like I have to have it yeah, yeah you packed

Maybe like one of those in New York City when you first wore it were you like? To your friends like do you see this? No? I don't I don't remember too much. That's right. I feel like I got rid of it shortly after that We're kind of missing t-shirt humor in culture now No, wait, it's a Shawn John John was a brand Clothing brand at the time. I don't I don't know if that was I would be shocked if that was an official Shawn John Yeah, we've lost we've lost We've lost something is America. I feel like it used to be like you'd wear a funny shirt

and be like, I'm a funny guy. Yep. Yeah. You know? I got sent home from St. Vincent's school because I wore a shirt that said, Who Flung Poo with a monkey on it. That's funny, yeah. It's hilarious, thank you.

Yeah, just being like, oh, he must be funny. Look at the shirt he's wearing. Yeah, well, a non-funny guy wouldn't wear that. No, definitely not. Yeah, we need to bring back funny shirts. I had an Idaho, no Ud No, you know that's funny as fuck It's good so funny us the point of us trying to find it. God fucking damn it.

I can't top that. There's a tiny Grand Canyon in Pennsylvania. Well, that's not a tiny grand canyon. It can't be a tiny Grand Canyon. They call it like little Grand Canyon. Well, why not call it the tiny canyon instead of the tiny Grand Canyon? Canyon. And not so Grand Canyon.

Have you been? How big does something have to be to be a canyon in the first place? I don't think that big. I think otherwise it's just a ditch, right? I think it goes like Gorge. Maybe Gorge is just a small canyon. Right. I don't know. We're going to bro in the in the jeans tightrope over the Grand Canyon.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Bro. I'll tell you what Hoopify said. Is Bro serious right now? Oh, yeah, yeah Oh chasm, okay, and is a gorge That's an escarpment Deep slope, okay If we were to do a bank robbery What role would each of us have I? Gotta think I would just have to sit home. I'd probably seduce the female guards. Yeah

What would the roles be driver it would be the look out? You don't look out standing would be the lookout. You'd be the lookout Steve? Brandon would be the lookout. I think you're all dying if I'm the lookout. I think Brandon's driving he's so used to it. He'd find the traffic. He'd just immediately find traffic like a moth to the flame. I think I could do the... White Jeep with 75 ducks. I think I have it in me to do the initial everyone on the floor. Yeah, you have that in you Yeah, I don't think I have it in me to get the money But I'm maybe just walking pacing and like eyes down. I'd be though. We got a go guy

I would know the exact time we got to go. I think Kyle could be the money. That's enough. That's enough We got to get out of here. I think Kyle's the guy that pressures the guy opening the safe. Yeah Hurry it up Know this it's your wife's birthday Imagine everyone on the floor not working Yeah, oh my god who wouldn't listen to that yeah Like why would you want to be a hero in that situation? Yeah? That would fuck me up if I told someone to get on the floor, and they didn't yeah

What mask would you choose I Do the old the scream mask with the blood pump I like when wasn't there a group that was like dressing up like old little old men or something So they see me this army and then yeah Point break you're thinking a point break One of those two Do a troll ball and mask nice smock

He was wearing a red belly shirt, yeah Where's the honey? Come on You never do just like big sunglasses and a fake beard or something you got to go mask You got to go mask your head run in a heist imagine you the regret if you pull off a heist And you didn't have no the real the realistic answers I would pay like a lot of money to get like incredible prosthetics prosthetics. So that way it looks like it's real and then I can just rip it off. So they're looking for someone totally different. That's what you gotta do.

Now we're talking. I fucking love Heist, man. I love Heist. Good Heist movie. Why don't they do the Safe Rooms? Why don't they do like role playing Heist? I've said that for years. You should be able to go somewhere

and try to exit Heist. Rob a bank, yeah. That would be awesome. Yeah. I guess we'll be teaching people how to rob banks. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

Get them comfortable as hell. Some of it's gotta be real though, no? What do you mean? Yeah, but even then like. You have to feel the... There he is. Oh, fuck. Heard you guys got some cum?

Hey, Pete, come in here. We got a very important question for you. Stumbling in here with seed on the breath. He always makes it so hard because it takes so long. Forever. He just builds up so slow. You're pointing to the one empty chair? The empty chair, Pete.

That's the one. Lower the mic a little. Oh, man. You got owned by Conrad, dude. Oh. Pull it up to your face. Look how strong. Hello. Pete. Hey.

What happened here? Nothing. Just wanted to see you. Talking Grand Canyon. Why don't you go into sport mode? No. Why? It's hot out.

No, but it's comfortable in here. You look pretty good. You do look pretty good. Did you just get a haircut? Last week. What's the dog situation? Just the one dog. No more fostering?

No. Did you put it down? I don't know what they did with it. Is there a chance it's dead? Yes. Oh. Over 50? No, I would say less than 50. 25? What they did with it is there a chance it's dead yes over 50 No, I would say less than 50

25 yeah like 20 25 shit yeah Did you call them to come get it or they call and say we're coming to give it we called Oh, and we're dropping it. We're dropping it off that dog What are you gonna? Do you can't do that fostering it no you can't do that to my dog and stay My house no you gotta go Wow Bet you felt like a big strong guy putting a dog down what if your dog did that to the new dog? Would be the same yeah, the new dogs gotta go. We can't have you messing with my talk like that What are you doing in town? Just checking on things.

Yeah, how is everything? I think everything's pretty good. We need more space. Yeah? Yeah, I want to get a- We're bursting at the seams here. I want to get a, uh, a padding cage. Yep.

That's a good usable space. Yeah. Is the bat- or the battery? Are they- they seem fine for now we'll see how we got it I know start putting like dead fish in there. No not yet. Not yet. Oh, yeah, I just I gotta check on true We open the tunnel. We gotta get back to yelling in the tunnel Oh, I forgot to tell you guys I brought my son and his friends here for ice cream after his birthday party You let them eat out of that thing. Oh Pete you don't want to go down this road

Mmm. What the fuck is that? Yeah, don't But eat it whatever after a week you drink it gets clean it gets cleaned it got cleaned on Sunday Have you not had some cuz you're gonna need to have some I don't know. I'm you'll love the consistent gets deep and color weak once a week. Yeah and turned off every night Is that bad for it though? No, no, it goes in like standby mode. Okay, so it stays cold, but you just can't disperse Okay, correct. All right. Wow. All right. That was really he questioned your parenting fucked up. I Was just clarifying. Um, no, so so one of his friends we walked onto the court And she goes where's the tunnel and I was like what she's like well. I saw a sign

Yeah, six year olds can read It's crazy wow and did you have to show the tunnel the time? Oh, I was just like you lock her in there I told her the whole story. I sat her down. Yeah, nice watch this episode No, I was just like you lock her in there. I told her the whole story. I sat her down. Yeah, no watch this episode Wait do we still have the tunnel sign up? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Oh yeah? Do people ever ask like where's the tunnel? I mean she did the Carmelo Anthony Carmelo What who was here in the office? Dwayne Wade Dwayne Wade? We're not allowed to use the tunnel because of Pete Fucking Pete I feel like it's because you guys and

Jerry O'Connell but is that not rightfully kind of ours to at least half it's rightfully it's not yours okay so says it there's no it's it's neutral I believe it's neutral ground I would mean mean it's neutral ground. So, is this some of ours? Poland? No, because it's not, really it's neither. It's neither. There's no such thing as neither. You're saying it doesn't exist. We have a non-sense.

The ownership rights is neither. Pete, we have a door to it. Yeah, we have a sign that points to it that you signed off on. Right. No, I didn't sign off on that. The tunnel sign? It just got here by itself? That's not what I said. I said I didn't sign off on it.

Well, you sign off on all things here, right? No. Once it opened, I stopped signing off on every little thing. Do you guys want to hear a story about how boring and miserable Pete is? Well, I'm talking to him now. I kind of have an idea.

Yeah, where could this go? Pete's taking a vacation in July with his son. Where do you think he's going? Hawaii. How old's your son? Eight. Oh, that's got to be one of Disney's, you know, something like that.

No. We did that once. Yeah. Pete's vacation with his son is going to be here to work. What? I'm going to put him to work. He's coming for a week to work in July. Yeah, you're taking away What do you you're gonna bring your son here? Yeah, how old is this boy and tell me?

Enforce him to do what work? What does that mean? He's got to learn how stuff works push buttons drag cables Just like just get to work. We can't spend all joke by the way It's been all coming. Are you worried? He's gonna like gonna eventually rebel against you because this is not what he wants to do? We'll find out. Maybe he likes it. I have a question. Look at me. Look at how happy I am.

Oh, Pete, now this is all kind of connecting in my head. Your son's eight? Yeah. I would imagine he likes ice cream. He does, in fact. Gotcha. That'd be a shame if he got banned from the ice cream machine and was on vacation at work. You would ban an eight-year-old from the ice cream if you know if you if you keep that attitude up

Yeah, what I would add to all you eat from that thing. I'm not a hundred percent sure that I I would let him Great. Oh, yeah, will contact got banned. I don't that cream team said DraftKings partners only. Oh Yeah, that's totally fair. They went rogue on this Danny still banned No, I will give it over. It'll be three days. It'll be on the bus and bus as well Oh, yeah, wait does that mean we have to ban the ice cream man himself? Glenny balls? Oh Yeah, damn. Oh, no. Oh, yeah now. I need going sweet. All right, so so your son. I would like him to enjoy Okay Now I need to go eat some ice cream. All right, so your son, I would like him to enjoy. Okay. You probably don't even allow him treats before a certain date.

I like saying no. Just to remind them that I'm in charge and they can't get everything that they want. But does he, what's like the sweetest treat that's around the house? Oreos, probably. Oh. You let him? Oreos, probably oh You let him eat Oreos. Yeah, it's probably karma. You probably do like the hydrox

No, yeah, definitely. You know these came out before the Oreo. Yeah double stuff. Oh nice. Yeah I'm going to a Cubs game with Pete and son and my son and I Saying that I said it in like on a whim like two months ago. You can you can you reminded me of that today? Right now no no no cuz that's That's what you want to buy the tickets. I don't get on game. No. No you're trying to big day Oh, I'm not gonna let you dick me. I'm a big it was your it was Your sons grab the best fucking time ever it was your but I know that's how I didn't ask I didn't ask you for him. I might get him in at bat Wow, wow

Do you have that kind of pull? We'll see yeah You got field access. What can we do here? Yeah, we could do maybe throw a pitch. Yeah Steven Che He almost got an impact almost a bad practice once My headphones on Stephen Che once when the Cubs were like in a pennant race and they Loosey Street showed up and he was like, can I get a cut? Like to batting, it's all right

Legitimately asked. Yeah, I believe that we get in there. All right, Pete. All right, but you got any parenting advice for me? Oh All right, thanks It's too late, I mean I hate kids Yeah, that's how I know. But yeah, I would have advised against it. Alright, thank you Pete. What if Pete's son shows up and starts bossing us around? I hate kids.

What if Pete's son shows up and starts bossing us around? What if his son just shows up and starts bossing us around and we're like, yes sir. Bullying your kid. Little Pete. Oh wait what what if his son just shows up and starts bossing us around we're like yes, sir Bully kid little Pete where you going? He's so nervous he is he's so nervous he's a wreck Yeah, he's him trying to act like all of us care equally is crazy And he's plays he played it in his head too He's like if they bring this up. I'm gonna be like you care you care care. It's like yeah, I care I like to win things, but I it will not ruin my year. Yeah, he's ruined like five won't ruin your day

Oh, go home tonight. Forget it. Yeah, he will it literally does ruin his year. He takes the most pride in it Yeah, like well he says his show It's his show The thing is I'm every question that I know If the question is something I know I'm gonna get it right. Yeah, and it's not embarrassing. That's true If he asked me a question, I don't know. I'm not how am I expected to know that right? It's a really good point. I need to start thinking.

Easiest, it's, of course I missed that one. I don't know that. Yeah. You asked me something I don't know. Right. If you asked me something I did know. It's not embarrassing. I will tell you.

Like that. I know, I know. Yeah. Damn, did you just hack trivia? Yes. That's incredible. I'm expected to get the ones I know. Yeah. And as long as I get the ones I know, I did you just hack trivia? Yes. That's incredible. I'm expected to get the ones I know yeah, and as long as I get the ones I know I did my job

What about getting one wrong that you knew? I've never thought about that because I've definitely done you've you knew one and missed it Yeah, that means you just didn't say it. No. I know like I know it and then I second-guess. No, you didn't know it Okay, all right. Yeah, then you're right. Yeah, I'm 100% on questions. I know absolutely are yes Damn most of us are He's in big trouble. Oh, no Oh Yeah, he's walking away. Oh, he's got a smirk, but she takes a great headshot

How do you say it? How do you think that interaction went? About like every interaction with her has gone for the last six years. She's mad at me. OK, we can tell. I didn't know she was going to be here. Why is she here? I don't know. She's going be here. Why is she here? She's, I don't know. She's doing, she's going to a concert with Paige

and Caitlin tonight. I didn't know she was going to be here. So I scheduled an interview for unnecessary reference at 2 15 today. And she got here. It's 2 15. Said it was 2 30. Titus, you've heard us.

I heard you guys talk about it. I thought it was 1 45, 2 15. 1 45 to 2 30 to 230 230 to 3 No, that's not what we said he said that so many times yes, I can't do 230 through Same person why can't you go to three cuz I gotta be on the dozen he wants to you know You need a little time before is you're nervous. He said be here early to do headshots Go to your I thought it was 145-215. I thought that's what we settled on.

Anyway, it doesn't matter. And I scheduled an interview with Brett Beilema. I didn't know she was going to be here. Now she's here and she's like, I hear your interview with Brett Beilema without me. That's a communication issue. I have a lot of history of her not being here in Chicago and the one day she's she just she's I think you gotta just cancel your interview I would love to do that all right I'll do

it for you no don't do that okay the boys from Starkville I know Altmeyer yeah which I gotta look up and see how he did against West Point I think we beat him oh you do gotta look that up I gotta look that up some good he did against West Point. I think we beat him. Oh you do gotta look that up. I gotta look that up. Some good... Yeah, some good shit talking. But, by the way, Nick, uh, he figured out trivia. All of it? Yep.

How? It's just easier to process, um, get the questions you know right, and you're not, like, if you don't know the question, you didn't know it. There's nothing to be ashamed of if you just don't know it. Right. You just don't know it. That's a question you didn't know. And it is, by definition, it's trivial information. It's predetermined.

It's trivial information. You don't need to know any of this really. So what are y'all talking, what are y'all trying to, like? You know what I mean? I'm just trying to make, you're stressing. I'm just trying to. I'm not stressing at all. It's how I got over the losing.

I'm relaxed. Just remember, I have fun. Oh, I missed a question I didn't know. Ho hum. I'm not stressing at all. It's how I got over the losing. I'm relaxed just from oh, I missed a question I didn't know ho hum. I'm chilling I Feel good How's your life is going My dog bit my nose yesterday, that's no I don't see a mark. I know there's a little mark Are you just like starting to accept that this is your life now? No, no.

It's training. Training's going. Keep trying. It's more good than bad. Did you buy them back? Yes. Picked them up and walked away. That's about me.

That's it. KB, how's the scene out there? Just a lot of nervous energy in the air. It's really tense. Everybody in the company's out there. Do you guys want a deep question that I've been thinking that's been rattling around my head? Sure.

Yeah. OK. Have you guys thought, I've been thinking about this, because my kid's birthdays and everything, and just everything's going great. Have you thought about, hey, maybe you're in the best part of your life.

Told you was deep now. Yeah. No, I think I'm in the best part of my life and I think I'll look back in 20 years being like, yeah, that was the good old days. That was the that was the time and like how do you how do you like grapple with like enjoying every second of the best part because you're like it might not get better.

It'll be so gradual that you won't even realize it think so and 20 years. It'll just be so bad, but it was I've been wrestling worse and worse I mean I think it's a good thing to acknowledge in the moment because otherwise you'd pass it and be like oh shit That was the best like being like I think I'm in it right now trying to think I wrestled with it when I had that Realization in eighth grade. Yeah I've had a lot of worse parts of my life. So being in the best parts actually a nice change of pace Yeah, you think you're in the best part?

There's just absolutely no doubt that I'm in the best part, right? So does it not give you a little fear like don't waste the best part at all I'll just keep it going. I'm a fucking winner. Like there'll be a time. This is now probably going sideways on me. But like in 15 years from now I'll be like man I wish I could yak again. Yeah I'm with you. I you know what I mean. Like that will there will be a day where you'll like wake up one day and be like I really wish I was with just the fellas.

Mm hmm. Of course. Right. Yeah but I think I'm always just missing things that have already happened. Yeah, but you know that this is the time, like... I guess it's the feeling of knowing that when I look back, when I'm, say, 70 years old, when I look back, it will probably be like this moment. I think old will be awesome.

You think so? Yeah. I think it begs the question, what the Yak would look like in 15 years if we did keep doing it. We could. Just be talking about the weather. Yeah old men on a porch. We sponsor about Cracker Barrel No, I think yeah in college I would have definitely thought like oh, this is obviously saying its best times my life They're like a wacky job like this rolls around say whoa. Yeah, I never thought like yeah

No idea of great back to college I can't do that. And then also adding in like the whole, like my kids are at like a young age where it's like they're still like innocent and like fun and they still like wanna be around me. Like I know that will change. But maybe it's better.

Yeah, maybe you gotta. I didn't mean to bring it down. What's that country song? You're gonna miss this. Brad Paisley. You're gonna miss this Brad Paisley you're gonna Say I thought I could be so I'm gonna miss it. Yeah, we should just take Right mental pictures mental pictures enjoy it. Enjoy it more Enjoy what what about actual pictures Kate Kate get out there? Like a mental pick

We all do a picture No, I'm not gonna look good next to you can barely see your black eye on camera I put a ton of cover-up on Get out there one by one wasn't the lighting it was the black guy that was the whole Your whole face look like it really is like a mugshot Fight with a cop do you remember that quote from the office from Andy Bernard? Yeah, yeah There was a or was it I wish I was away to know that you're in the good old days before you've actually left them Mm-hmm. I know I'm in the good old day, but that's good. Yeah, it is good good old days before you've actually left them. I know I'm in the good old days.

But that's good. Yeah, it is good. But it's also stress-inducing being, man, really soak it up. But you're working under the assumption that the future days won't be. What if it's even better? I'm not saying. What if those are the good old days?

They're probably just good in a different way. What if the next 40 years of your life are just nothing but good old days? That would be awesome. But there's obviously a, it's more just like time and place of thinking there'll be a moment where I'll be like, man, I wish I could go back to throwing flour on Lucas. Right.

You can always throw flour on Lucas. That's true. I guess. Lucas and I had a very funny contract talk. Oh, yeah. Probably need to get a management training for myself. Wait, is he a hardballing you? Lucas, how do you think that went yesterday?

Here, come here. Come on, sit down. Sit down. Did he approach you, or you? He asked if we could talk. OK. Listen, I love Lucas. I actually do.

So that's why I felt open talking to him It I thought one well yeah, well I was I'll be honest I was a little surprised by your text last night cuz it was like oh that was a joke Yeah, that's what I thought yeah, I didn't want to next time. I said that one well. Oh, that's fucked up Well, I was like I was like we talked for like a minute or two. Yeah. And I was like, I don't know what to say to this, so I just said thanks. It did go well.

No, Lucas started doing a sob story. That's not true. I just said stop right there, just tell me how much money you want to make. Come on, Lucas. And what did he say? He said $700,000. Okay. So that's an easy yes. Achiev Yeah, yeah, did you say a number? Yeah?

We got numbers. We're gonna work on it for him But he he did starts being like you know Jerry after dark like it would have been I was like I I know I thought I'd Have to hear my case, but I was here for every moment. Yeah, that's fair. I know how valuable you are Interesting Lucas. I don't think you know how valuable you are and credit to me for saying not following that up with not that valuable Didn't say that didn't but I did it. Yeah. No, I appreciate I do I do appreciate you Lucas very much and I think you're valuable and we'll get we'll work on getting the number. Thank you Yes, this feels a little too nice. Did you see that I produce mostly sports? I did see that, yeah.

Yeah, what'd you think about that? Did you see, does anybody, a lot of people are saying it to me, I don't know if anyone's saying it to you, that I was better than you are. No, no one said that to me. No, someone told me that too. I don't know if anyone has had that thought.

Okay. No, the thoughts been had. It's good. I can back you up. Because I didn't dox, I was on the sticks for like an hour, I didn't dox anybody. Got it. Oh. Not one single. I mean, I didn't dox anyone in mostly sports, for like an hour. I didn't dox anybody got it. Oh not one single

I mean, I didn't dox anyone mostly sports. I dox people on the yeah twice Yeah, but it wasn't mostly sports and okay, we're filming a Plinko day on Thursday afternoon I'm excited. You're gonna be here. Yeah, great. I've I've got my thing assuming. I'm still allowed to oh fuck What did we say Lucas? I think you said he could have a full. Yeah, oh no I've had this plan since yeah, oh Fuck wait. What did we say you could do he has I get a sliver. Yeah. Oh, that's right shit And what happens with the sliver I get I get my own thing we met with Dom this morning. Oh We do need one more sliver yeah, you know I

Totally forgot we gave it to him was that because you that when you had that moment where you like got really mad yeah My mind's really good. I think okay. I'm excited summer times rolling around you back on the dating scene No any third day got a little glow up going on right now. Yeah, something's happening you look What's happening shave legs everything's looking right just going out in the sun I'm built for the warm weather Guido brother yeah classic Guido. Yeah When your boys coming back into town Two years maybe what that was so hard to get them all out here. Oh, I love those guys

Yeah, how was the how was the Pirates game you used big cats tickets? It was fun. It's fun It's a good time you guys getting a fight. No no fights No, I actually didn't he didn't use my tickets because I I forgot I put him up for an auction a charity auction And so I bought him bleacher tickets. We sat in the bleach. Oh wow No, that was my first time in bleachers was cool. Yeah experience. She go to hot dogs No Shit, I was with a hot dog though you were Dug dug yeah, no kid picture fuck yeah Brutal game yeah, they suck. Yeah, I love you Lucas. Appreciate it. Thank you. Yeah job Lucas

Do we mention uh did you want to share what we're on your notes yesterday? Oh, yeah, he came in with a whole notepad for a one-minute conversation Well, no, he wanted ten minutes and then he's and this was the day after the game that you got him tickets for yeah Okay, listen, I need more. Yeah Full one full one side of a loose leaf. No, he just started going sob story I was like, can I stop you right there? I was like just tell me what you want. I'll try to get it for you I'll pay you more if you stop because I didn't want it. I didn't want to have like the Hate and not listen him crying to me. Yeah, don't want like tears

I like Lucas a lot like as much as we fuck with him like I like him I was like I'll get I'll try to get whatever you want. So I've never gotten a third date. We've talked about this. How many people have cried on camera here? Steven. Riggs. Riggs, Che, Jeff D'Lo.

Jeff D'Lo. Wait, wasn't there a recent one? Every one of the chicks. Oh, Diggs. Diggs. Kelly. Yeah, literally every one. Every Michigan man. Every woman. DOOGS Kelly yeah, literally every every every woman

Rigs again when he got the award for crying that's right tate tate really No Yes, just as general demeanors. He is a pussy like the embodiment of a cry found out we were human cry I just picture him crying. I always picture crying Cry found out we were a human cry. I just picture him crying. I always picture crying Thing is it you know he can fucking cry yeah Yeah, there's a lot of times where like he's making a facial reaction if you were to add tears to it He's got a face for tears Who would be the most uncomfortable like who would you see them cry who would make you feel the most uncomfortable you me for me?

Yeah, I think it's you. I think it's you dude that would be Yeah, that would be sufficiently. We had no Kyle crying would be mincy weeping would be weird. Oh Like not weeping like balling balling his body like oh, yeah It has to be like that one setting on the hose Where he's like he you actually have to tell him to calm down because you think he might have a passing. I wonder, when do you think the last time Minzy cried was? From just pure sadness.

Probably the Widespread Panic show. I feel like he cried from Joyologic. He has deeply profound emotional experiences. Yes he does. He's always coming off of one. Yes I feel like he cries from happiness a lot. Mm-hmm. I like envy him He goes to a one concert and like has like this Spark of newfound joy. Yeah, come every natural Every time yeah, every Monday's like things are really starting to turn around

It's gotta be Kind of talking like he saw a concert and nothing else in life will compare to it, right? Maybe like a me and Titus after the sphere. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah an afterglow to it might be something to do that Yeah, yeah an afterglow to it might be something to do that I was at the street fair over the weekend and Unbelievable crew you were with who are you with Tom lay and Basanko? There was like a speed pitch machine, and I saw some guy like have his girlfriend film him in 33

And it was like 33 again oh No, he seemed proud. I'm not lying. It was 33. Oh I saw a clip of Clayton Kershaw pitching the other day where he like he floated one Just like he threw like an ephes pitch 48 miles an hour. Holy shit He's yeah, and then I thought about it that like if I threw it as hard as I possibly could he yeah Just looks like he threw it. Yeah, you would have 10 miles an hour when I was throwing to White Sox, Dave It was like yeah this look at that one that clocked at 48 miles an hour I was throwing to White Sox Dave. It was like yeah this look at that one that clocked at 48 miles an hour

And that's still yeah, that looks like to an untrained batter that would be like hard to hit Imagine yeah, this guy at the street fair is just grunting and just fucking And then Clay Kershaw goes he like flipped it by his truly He did it twice. That's a great. That's crazy. What was his demeanor was he laughing it off? Or was it like it was like so quick. I just saw in passing I just remember the 33 and the camera on him, but what would be worse that or getting like a 20 on the punching machine But the punching machine you can always be like I slipped or I didn't hit it pitching like

You're kind of in full control. You kind of know oh, I slipped or I didn't hit it correctly. Pitching like... You're kind of in full control of the whole thing. Yeah, I mean, the gun, I guess you could say the gun, but then you throw again and it's the same. You're like, well, that's what it is. But it's easier to be like, well, I'm not a baseball guy. I can't pitch fast. Any guy who's like, what are you going to say? I don't know what.

But I think you lose that right if you have your girlfriend take out the phone. If your girlfriend's filming, you're expecting it. Yeah, true, true. That's an expectation that's been set. Yeah, because if you're just throwing it with no one videoing you, you're like, all right, who cares? Yeah, you're right. Watch this, babe.

Brandon, have you or Titus brought up Ebo's TikTok series that he's doing? No. It is one of the more impressive things I've ever seen. The batting stance thing? The batting stance, a basketball shot, and a pitch. We did that on mostly one day, and he just kind of took the game

and started doing a TikTok series with it, but it's fucking amazing. It's amazing how he does he pulled the first day We did it. It was just a pitcher doing a motion and he said is that Lance McCullers? I thought I I literally thought he had cheated and that was like his joke was that he looked it up and because he just Said it so fast and the whole room laughed how you like clearly like he clearly cheated. I need to see this I've heard about what their silhouette. He's so good at it. For those who don't know numbers. My first guess is boba shit maybe I was going to start from that. Okay, not

boba shit. And all central and all West short stops. Now this is tough because the NLS does not exist in my world. What's the comments got it immediately? Yeah, yeah, the comments are better. They hate when they answer in the comments reds pirates and Astros It could be you know, it could be NL West Bets No, it's not a lady of the cruise. I'm gonna go NL Central I'm gonna guess Mason when Orioles just play the Cardinals Central I guess Mason when Orioles just play the Cardinals

You got it so pretty fucking impressive the second comment says instantly Mason when Evo doesn't know ball. Yeah Look he's got it easy. Oh, he got it on to thinking Darius Who is mr.. Rainmaker right now? I Don't say that's unbelievable rain. Make this one this next one blew my mind Yeah, he does the pitchers very well. This is the easiest one. I think I've seen Really? That's Kermit the Frog Derek Cole, that's Kermit the Frog. I just don't get how it's crazy. Alright, batter up 6-6. That's crazy. Yeah, good for him. It's crazy. That's crazy. I'm gonna run to do that interview. Okay. Do you want to spin the wheel real quick?

Oh, there he is. Let's spin it. Interviewing Marish. What it gets. Yeah. I'm gonna go pee too. Alright, just try. I'm going to go pee too. Alright, just try. I also got to pee. Mark, you're going to go pee. I do too.

Do you think our collective brains could complete that thing that Evo does? I don't think so. I don't know any players, that's the issue. That's the issue. Even if I did, like, how different could each stance possibly be? To know right off the bat. That's, uh, Brian Reynolds. It's a fun idea, though.

It is. These games have, like, taken over the internet ever since the Immaculate Grid. It's probably wordle. There's so many different games. All right, American. Okay. In the NL, I guess. I don't know.

I don't know how to do this. I'm out of players. I am too. Don't laugh at me. Who is it? I don't know. It's Prepilemon. Oh, wait, I thought he was with the Illinois side coach.

Oh, cool. Over here. I thought it was a young buck they were talking to. It's because there's a big squad. I think there might be players and stuff too, but they're interviewing Beelima. He's got a crew. He's got a whole squad.

What games do you play like this? I do Pokidool. There's a lot of, yeah. Pokidool? Yeah, it's like Wordle but with but with Pokemon PJ have you done it? Blotman brought it up on mostly sports once what's it called poke dole? Yeah, that's my that's fun Their names are their their shapes. It's like that with there's there's four different settings, okay, so just go to classic And just Danny name a Pokemon

Right you good choice brother and so then it's just you got your types wrong you got oh my god it's a second evolution that's all and it's all we got right yeah so let's go like I know the 150 let's go let's go Paulie Paulie world yeah we every time I bring my kids to the office mareshash is here. Oh yeah. And he unloads all the Pokemon cards he doesn't want. We have like 10,000 Pokemon cards in our house.

Very nice. And my son is getting real into it. He's getting into them? Wants to know who's who and what they do. We don't have to do this. Go to the next one. We don't have to, unless you think you can. The card is the, like it gives you a blurry card

and you have to say what Pokemon it is. Oh, that's a thwart. That one's made of stone. It is thwart. Is that, um... Here you go, Danny. I wanna try the Ebo one, with all of our brains collectively. The Pitchin Shooter hitter thing?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh here comes Donnie. Oh my god. What do you got for me? Fried ice cream. Yeah, thank you. Fried ice cream. I used to get that at Chi Chi's, is it actually? Yeah.

Was that a... Is that Fruity Pebbles? Oh my god. Rice pudding and I put ice cream in. I don't think I can do Fruity Pebbles. Exactly, Tor. Oh my god, really? Yeah. Yeah, it's yours.

No, I have mine. Who the po who's the Pokemon with the two pineapple heads executor that's my guess executor what kind of ice cream is it okay now Okay, now. Oh, the ice cream's still cold in the middle. Can I steal a piece? Very good. Unbelievably good. I used to get this at...

Did you guys have Chi-Chi's growing up? Ooh. Chi-Chi's. The restaurant. I think they killed a bunch of people to eat coli. But it was good. It was... Oh, yeah.

We had Cici's. Cici's and pizza. Mm-hmm. They'd be aggressive. You'd walk in and be, Hey, welcome had CC's CC's and pizza mm-hmm. They'd be aggressive you'd walk in and be hey welcome CC's That's just what I do. It's so aggressive Okay, all right well, I'm gonna Yes, good with that why you wanted some yeah. Oh yeah here. I didn't bite this it's just Damn I wish I had a whole one, but you did too You wanted some? Yeah. Oh yeah, here. I didn't bite this. It's just, no. It's all right. Damn, I wish I had a whole one.

But you did too. Big news on mine, we're getting a closet in our house tomorrow. I saw you've been like. We've been painting. Yeah. Me and Pat. Get a building closet? Yeah.

Did you previously not have a closet? No, not really. I don't have a closet. It was very stride. We got a lot of really. I don't have a closet. It was very stride. We got a lot of piles. I don't have a closet. I got closets for days. I know you have a big closet.

I know. I have to go downstairs. That's where I keep my clothes. We don't have a single walk-in. Neither is this one. But it's at least something. It's very exciting to me. I got a stroller for my cat.

What? Really? And I took it out and I was like, now what? I have a cat. You stroll with a cat. Did you walk around with a cat and a stroller for my cat what really and I took it out. I was like now what I Have a cat with a cat. Did you walk around with a cat in a stroller for a little bit? I was like I don't know what I do with this. Did you feel what I take it? What did you what were the feelings you were feeling? Nothing how do you feel nothing? How do you keep the cat in a stroller it has like a canopy zipped up, okay? Does anybody say anything?

I feel like that's an unusual sight as you're walking on the street. Can you repeat what they said to you? No, no one said anything, no. Did you have both cats in there? It was real quick, no, just one. Pinky or Piper? Piper.

Who's also diarrhea-ing and vomiting. Oh, that's not good. Daily. That's not good. Yeah. Go to the vet? Piper did. They said maybe a hairball that would cause diarrhea

Well, this was um, just for the regurgitation and now she's shitting like that which might be a problem. Yeah Are you worried no, yeah No. Yeah. Check this out. Just being honest, no real concern. OK. Yeah. Is it like stinking up your place?

Yeah. Is it outside of the litter box? Yeah. It's like second nature. Wake up, clean up the vomit, clean up the diarrhea. Start the day. Yeah. How's mama? She's good. wake up, clean up the vomit, clean up the diarrhea. Start the day. Yep. How's mama?

She's good, you know, she's adjusting to not having to work and she's getting her place. I went over there last night and I fixed the internet and fixed all the cable and got her app set up on her TV because she wasn't gonna be able to watch TV if I didn't get her app set up. So. How does she like the area? She loves the area, to my knowledge. She's driving around exploring her? I don't know that she's gotten outside the area to my knowledge. I don't driving around exploring. I don't know that

She's gotten outside the house yet, okay, and I walked over and it's right in the middle of town the dogs were barking I'm just nervous of dogs gonna bark too much, but the basset hounds a problem. You said it's gonna die soon Oh, no, that's one that's not that one's okay No, he's the youngest he's only like eight months old and he's he's huge and he can't he can go upstairs, but he can't go downstairs So you have to guide him, but it really just ultimately ends up you pushing him And gravity takes care of the rest. Yeah, so it's it's it's tough because if she goes upstairs He follows her and when she goes downstairs, he just stands at the top and looks down You need one of those chairs that goes along the railing. A dog lift? A dog lift.

I could see getting a dog lift. So you got mama a two story house? Uh, no, I did not. Three. That's a lot of house for mama. I got mama a three story. Yeah, no, she's got, it's a little, you know, it's an old house built in 1934.

But it's like, you know, on one living level with a couple of bedrooms a bathroom kitchen the upstairs is one big bedroom And downstairs is one big basement, so she's got it set up finished basement very finished Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the dogs aren't allowed to go down there, so my kids can go down there wait So this opens the door up for like date nights and stuff with correct Yeah, we're gonna think planned already Wait, so this opens the door up for like date nights and stuff with your wife? Correct, yeah. Anything planned already? Vacation even? Well, what we haven't been able to do since whenever with me working here and her living

out there, I'd go home, we'd go out to dinner somewhere in Antioch or maybe we'd go to Kenosha or maybe we'd go somewhere else. Now we can just have, we can come to Chicago. Because mama can watch the kids. Oh yeah. She can come to the city. So we haven't had a night in the city. We've only had one night in the city and I don't remember what that was. Oh no, it was for you. Yeah.

Oh, my wedding. Can I pry? Have you ever fucked in Chicago? No, I fucked that night. You fucked in Cook County? Yeah, I fucked in downtown Chicago. But once? Yeah, I fucked in downtown Chicago. But once? Uh...

Yeah, yeah, once. Once. Yeah. Remember that app where you could track where you pooped around the country? Yeah. It was like Poop Map or whatever? I fucked in 17 states. There should be a fuck map

where you can pull it up and be like, oh yeah, Kenosha. You don't have that for yourself? No. I know. It's a thing. Me and my wife, have we ever done it in this You don't have that for yourself? No. I know. It's a thing, me and my wife, have we ever done it in this state? Okay, well let's. Wow.

Will you ever just drive across state line to bust? Yes. You remember this. No, not yet. Babe, let me fuck you, Idaho's right there. Right there. Got each leg in a different state. Four corners.

The four corners. Four corners. Fuck her in the four corners, you fucker and one Satan busting another We're all those or somebody else I fucked her from New Mexico to Colorado my God the last thrust I fucked her all the way to colorado I bet you a lot of people fuck at the four corners. Oh, yeah I bet you a lot of people fuck at the four corners. Oh, yeah It's kind of like a public area go sneak in nighttime. Can they get in there fenced off is it?

How does that look like how thick of the line yeah, how far border? It's like a real just kind of big lines. Yeah the intersection of two lines Is it like our basketball baseline is it it like that carpet going across the... What's the line look like? Oh, you can lay on that. Oh, you can fuck, yeah. Let me that picture first. She's waiting for it. I'm pretty sure my dick could stretch a state.

No. I bet somebody stood in the middle, peed and spun around. Absolutely. I just peed in four states at once. You think anybody's ever fucked in two countries at the same time? Oh yeah. At the US-Canada line, it goes through a lot of forest, right? You could get up to it.

You could lay down. Yeah. Do a little mix. Huh. There's a high school basketball gym on the Indian-Ohio border that has Half Court as the... Which one? Is it actually though or is it just something I was told when I was little? Is that allowed? Bristol, Tennessee, Virginia has that. The Half Court was the line for the state line. All the way from Ohio. And then Carowinds has that roller coaster that goes into North Carolina Yeah, I didn't know any of this. Yeah, you learn a lot Brandon and you need to learn all this because I

Think it's a little late now. I got a big And a big showdown coming up. Oh, yeah. Wait, are you playing? No, I'm not playing mostly trivia didn't make it which which ended up working out well for me because I was nervous about My kid being born any at any moment. I didn't make it which which ended up working out well for me because I was nervous about my kid being born any at any moment I don't have to happen during the During the match and it works out for Jeff because I think if I would have had to leave he would have been stressed Out to so it actually worked out well for every look at that you lost super lucky for all parties That it worked out that way yeah bad news about the guy that wrote this article my no oh

It's Doyle. It's fucking Doyle oil He's a see a rival. He's a guy that got in trouble for hitting on guys. He's the Angie yeah sports reporter in Indianapolis. He did what he had hit on Caitlin Clark at her original press conference He liked it the hard hands to her and said what's this about she said it and she's like Well, if you keep doing that to me, you're gonna have a good time here something like that. I'm paraphrasing He should take our training Come on in dreadful. Are you guys actually gonna do that? I was up till 1 3 in the morning I what I thought it was like I couldn't do it. No, they're hurting my plausible deniability here of not checking my email

Yeah, I'm always afraid of getting a nasty Graham from Dave or something Yeah, I'm so I was up late you take mine took a long time for how much? How are our hey a tiny autograph card pulls? Oh my god you should do that It's giving you like a thousand bucks yeah deal deal It's got a little thing on the top Yeah, but you block you. You got pissed at a guy for saying that because I said, what do I do? And he said, well, actually it has a bad self corner. And now he was right. Yeah. That's not sound like that. He was right.

Card any. I always thought state Twitter was the worst Twitter or this was the worst Twitter. All Twitters are the worst Twitter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like card guys are fucking assholes. Steak guys are fucking assholes. Barbecue guys are fucking assholes. Everybody who specializes in a thing and makes... Why did you do that? I've been fucking with this for like the past four days.

Yeah, I did. I went from zero to... But every reply at that point was like well It's not gonna grade at 10. I was like I didn't ask it was gonna create 10. I asked what do I do? I don't know. I've never pulled I never pulled anything like that So what makes you talk back to this guy as opposed to just block him like everyone else I talked back to him and blocked him Danny You're right dumb question. Yeah

See that that's why Whoa, yeah, this is name is Jesus. Yeah, you just broke a command, right? Yeah So Is that top left corner top left corner and we see it better on the back? Top right corner now is... Conteriorating. And I don't know what those scratches even could be. I want to see more of the replies. They're nasty.

Let's see more of those. I mean yeah, just throw it away then I guess. It's all you can do. It's garbage. Quit buying cards if you don't know what to do. It looks like you're 70, you should know what to do. Oh my god. And then fucking Big Cat, for a while there, every response I got to everything was Big Pencil.

Now it's all about eating the fucking corn. No chance that's a nine out of 10. Yeah. Damn. There we go, thank you Uncle Mal. Yeah, Uncle Mal's a nice guy. So most of them are okay. Don't grade the sticker auto.

I don't know what sticker auto means. Keep raw. It's not an on-card auto, it's a sticker. It's a sticker auto, people don't like that as much. Yeah, it's a, this was not, this card was not signed by Shohei. The sticker was. And they put the sticker on.

And then they put it on a bunch of them. But it's numbered nine to 10. Yeah, it's good. on ten of them in the world. It's a really good card Good card Brandon. Yeah, great fucking Sure, but I'm a ration mook. I've told you very good pole man I won the raffle like a Jim and Steve's for a tops Japan box, and I was very pissed Did you win the raffle or I paid $100 for a raffle spot, and that's what I got I? Saw a raffle hack and I've been itching to try it really hold up your ticket like an accordion Huh and then unravel it it makes it more likely that the person will pick it out

grip something to grip I'll be damn anyone wants to try that I'm not in situations to enter raffles very often. I'm not in that many raffles but I was in that one. Yep. Alright. Well, we already spun the wheel. What time's your game? We play at 3. The Dozen goes live at 3 Central, 4 Eastern. So in one hour and five minutes we'll be we'll be up first followed by you guys right yeah it's her batting practice big four sports that share a name what Rangers Rangers good guys jets jets Kings Panthers Panthers Kings Kraken Kraken that's right What was the question, sorry? Just shut up, Danny.

All right. I'll be a lifeline. I feel like there's one more, maybe. Are there the Utah Pacers in hockey? There are. They are the Utah Pacers. All right. You're good.

That shaving cream smells like shaving cream. I love the smell of shaving cream. Do you? Yeah, you don't not really You know if you don't want your mirrors to fog up in the bathroom Wipe a little bit of shaving cream on them wipe it off mirrors will not fog up. Oh god damn. That's true. Yep Have you done it? Yep How often do you not want your mirrors to fog? It sounds like more work?

I'd rather get my contacts in you can't see it. So even if you just do a little circle here or there, it actually works. I haven't done it in a long time. Cardinals. Cardinals was the one I was thinking to teach. Cardinals. Agreed. Yeah. And Cubs and Bears are pretty much the same thing. Yeah, you're right.

Throw Grizzlies in there. You're ready. I'm ready. You're fucking ready. Alright, the dozen comes on in an hour. Name every NFL team that doesn't have their primary logo on their helmet in three seconds. Cleveland.

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