The Yak - Kate Gives Us a Special Look into the New Mackenzie Dating Show | The Yak 2-14-25

Episode Date: February 14, 2025

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Kind of like the voice. Yep sensual. Hey, what do you think with that mouthful of tuna? Sub extra relish as the theme song was playing she pulled out of your pocket Tuna sub, extra relish. As the theme song was playing, she pulled out of your pocket a full subway sandwich. A foot long sub. We have so much time. And I know that's the one in the Walmart. That's not a standalone subway sandwich.

Oh no, that ain't a brick and mortar subway. I do always feel a little worse when I buy food at a Walmart restaurant. I feel like a pig. Right. Like I couldn't wait to get out. Yeah. like a pig. Right. Couldn't wait. Like I couldn't wait to get out. Yeah.

We talk about how like when they're out of something, just go get it. Yeah, just go, yeah. Just go get it from- When you're out of meatballs, you're in a fucking Walmart. The super store. Yeah, go get it.

Kate, you ready? Oh, today is the day of the submission. So no, I was just saying, are you ready as your mouth empty yet? But with her it probably never will be. Did you think you'd be able to finish that whole footlong sub at 11.59? Or 12.02. Alright. Anyway so I don't think we're doing the full dating show today.

We're not starting it. But I think what we've come up with is we're going to wait and start the actual competition on Monday. But we will have the ones who didn't make it today. So we'll be able to make fun of. Little roast sesh of the people who can't qualify. Well, so I feel bad because I'm dragging it out.

OK, I'm dragging it out. But. Hasn't even started. Hasn't even started. OK. Can't rush love. It's taken me a lot longer than I thought to go through all these, and I'm probably

the worst person because I'm an over-thinker, and I'm giving each of these people way more attention than I... That's what it needs, though. We had the big group start with a 3,000, and then I found myself going back over to make sure nobody was missing. Oh, no. Throw one out and move on. I couldn't.

I was struggling. I was like, they all took the time. I'm probably the worst possible. I'm not good at time management, clearly. But then I thought, well, what if we, I wanted to start it today because it was Valentine's Day, but I thought then we'll have to reintroduce these guys to Big Cat when he gets back. So let's just wait until he gets back. But I do have a PowerPoint overview of the over 3,000 guys

who submitted to me. Now, when you say you're not good at time management, did you need to make a PowerPoint presentation of the guys not on the show? Probably not, and that held me up quite a bit. Yeah, yeah. Because it is, how many slides? 22 slides. Okay.

So we can, and you're okay if we mercilessly destroy these people? I'll do honest reviews. Well, it's more of an overview of the group as a whole because the people who applied are, for the most part, Yakkers. And I felt like it was an interesting glimpse. I felt like I was like a marketing expert who's getting inside data on who's watching the Yak. Like I was, it's more an overview. It's single guys that are weird?

Yes. What are their jobs? What are Yakers doing during the day? What's their vibe? Where are they from? Who's horniest? From McKenzie? Did you get any dick pics?

No, no dick pics. So we didn't ask for, if we could go back in time, I would have done a different set of questions, like a more, little more thoughtful set of questions for the first round. But there are, there's some interesting, do you guys wanna just jump into it? Well, we could dive right in, but let's hold off a little. Okay.

Yeah, let's say, let's Yak a little. Let's have a little small talk. You wanna riff? What are you, talk a little bit. Yeah. You wanna get a riff going? You Frenching for Valentine's Day? Well, what did you guys talk about on most of the sports

so we don't re-talk about it? Oh, we talked about high school baseball fields and we talked about hockey and we talked about swishes. Swish is the sound? Yeah. The basketball net. So we're probably not going to be, there's not a whole lot of overlap here with us. The best swish is when it kind of snaps a little bit at the end, you know what I'm talking about? Swish with a snap on the bottom. Well Ty just had a good point when you hit that back hanging down thing of the... Little ting. Little ting.

Like the ting. Little ting. Ting! Yeah, which is also in golf. Well, that's more of a ping. But that's what you call a penis in your household, right? A ting tong? Ting tong, yeah.

Ting tongs are penises and toochies are pussies. I didn't know you had toochies. Toochies? Yeah. Like a Stanley toochie? Yeah, we don't call it Stanley, but it's just tochi Boys have ting tongs and girls have two cheese Stanley tochi fit the whole cup in there What's everybody doing for Valentine's Day y'all going out I hacked the V-day frenzy and you beat it

Reservation yesterday That's the best way to do it. That is the best way. I feel like that was preferred by me. At least me. I'm in a weird spot. There's a restaurant by my house, so we go too often. We got married there.

The Italian place. You've been to it, yeah. I don't know if I'm customer, I'm the top customer, but I almost have to be I've given these people God knows how much money last time we went there. I floated the idea Valentine's Day. I was like hey Valentine's Day is coming up in a couple weeks Can I secure a table like how do I make a reservation? It's not exactly like a not a restaurant as a website You know so I was like who I talked to and they said what time do you want?

And I was like will we eat a little early so just five six six six would probably be best He's like who six could be tough with five might work. This was like three or four weeks ago. Um I Said yeah, let's just do the five fuck at five like I'll get off. I'll get out the egg I don't know what's doing early dinner, and we'll figure it out from there I said five let's do five because cool, and then just turn around like that was and they said goodbye Never wrote anything down never never typed anything in. This was like three, four weeks ago. Obviously, I never got an email, like your reservation

has been confirmed. But it is a place that all the waiters know my name, I know all the waiters' names. We literally got married there. Should I be concerned that I'm going to show up and they're going to be like, you never made a reservation? I feel like you have an open door policy that you're going to be okay. I think I'll be okay I think I've earned a five o'clock. I've earned the right of being a regular

But the way they said it I was like I'm putting a lot of trust that you're going to have a table ready for me I think you don't I am fucked. I showed a lot of restraint tough loss if you get there and get yeah And did you can you call them I? guess Don't probably could probably it's embarrassing to go to a restaurant with a group and then This happened to me in New Orleans and my cousin I made a reservation through a thing that I guess it never like made it to the restaurant So I was like table for two and they're like nope you're not yeah, it's

for two and they're like nope you're not yeah it's I talked to a waiter who I'm hoping will excuse me be there tonight but there's no guarantee that he'll be working it's a small place there's only like five waiters like I don't know I'm impressed you didn't insist on six o'clock when you said like I know in three weeks I'd like a dinner at six o'clock and they're like no that's not gonna work you said well yeah yeah it is I know at some point I got a flex they like I come here I come here all the fucking time right god damn it, and you've said it about the place It's Valentine's Day if you want to kiss Titus swing through this night Give me a kiss

530 said Smooch Yes, we'll find out either. I'll have a great balance When do you got to start looking because I thought I did it early, I'm this big cities. I think like a mark a month was right Well, they do these ticketed events now where you like have to go to a restaurant like buy a ticket It's like 150 bucks a person like New Year's. Yeah I'm leaving the city. I was like, oh I'll get like chocolate strawberries and some cookies for the office today. And so I got like I got chocolate strawberries and some cookies for the office today.

And so I got maybe 16 chocolate strawberries and whatever. And you know when you buy something before you know the price and you go to check out? Guess how much? You saw how small that was. 16 chocolate berries. Chocolate strawberries and just a small thing of heart-shaped cookies.

With drizzle? The box is this big. With drizzle, yes. With drizzle, probably 80 bucks. I'm gonna say you spent 39 bucks. 106 dollars? How much did they sell? Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, let me taste.

They're over on the counter if there's any left. So those are aphrodisiacs because of the mouth feel? Is that what they say? Really? Yeah. Strawberries? Those chocolate dipped strawberries I think are... I never know what makes an aphrodisiac an aphrodisiac.

I think it's how horny the eater is. I thought it was the sound. Yeah, it's's like like oysters sound like you're getting sloppy oysters has something in them that triggers I don't know if I'm a pheromone what food what would be like the most? Aphrodisiac meal viagra and chicken Grapes off the vine after my son on Viagra chicken. Yeah, where would we do that? I saw my agri chicken. Yeah, where would we do that? You know how brand accounts will make cheesy Valentine's Day cards that have to do with like their brand their players Yeah, I made some for us. Oh, I don't know if Lucas is gonna be able to pull it up without leaking my number Yeah, we got loose. I of course we have because he has nothing to do on Valentine's Day

I guess if you're watching you call Lucas text Lucas or text Do you change your number ever Lucas roses are white we won't be saying pause tonight Is that a size size for the Zaya? I didn't finish everyone's and I apologize for that. there was there was more, but okay. That was it shit Roses are red daffodils are white you and I are playing dress up tonight with an ass fuck Titus is that tightness yeah, I got the ass fuck you yak faced all of us I Time I wear rubber is what I'm stuffing up Danny these are'm gonna doodle. I'm gonna doodle. I'm gonna doodle. I'm gonna doodle. I'm gonna doodle. I'm gonna doodle.

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Pussy. That's direct. All right. I had to make that one right before. Nick, yours is still coming, and TJ's. Okay. Oh, still coming. I bought you some flowers so that you don't holler,

and because you're my big-tittied wife, you think Valentine's is great then oh just you wait until 3925 interesting rhyme scheme I was inspired by Shel Silverstein nothing always the rapper rhymes why you tried to do? 3925 with wife yes way down the road wait a minute 25 and white what? That's how rappers rhyme I've been why how would you wrap this then wrap it? Yeah, you got to just I bought you some flowers so that you don't holla and because you're my big titty wife You think Valentine's is great than oh just you wait until 3925. Oh my god Oh, yeah, wife and 25 continents do rhyme

That's a great Danny. That was it. Oh, yeah, I've gathered the data, and I'd like to fuck I love you, but still not as much as the box very good Danny those are good. I was all yeah, I didn't know you do I felt left out. I saw the brain accounts doing it. I Know you could you had. I felt left out, I saw all the brand accounts doing it. I didn't know you had that in your bag, Danny. It's a lot you don't know about me. Danny, are you talented? Always more to learn.

Yeah, that's just talent. That's weird. We don't fuck with that. Yeah, my bad, my bad. Yeah, what's your fucking problem? Chill. No, I freelanced it, that wasn't me. Okay, yeah, you had it.

I had another guy do it. I task rabid it. Brandon, what are you doing tonight? I don't know. When we were in New Orleans and we had five dinners in a row, five nice dinners in a row, I told my wife, can we consider one of these the Valentine's dinner? Because we have that coming up.

And she said, yeah. Do you mean it? I know. Yeah. So I did make a reservation tonight. I'm not going to say where it is, but I made a reservation and we're gonna go, but I'm not I'm half-assing it. I'm putting like seven out of ten effort here like we're gonna go I'm not I'm not doing hotel sex tonight. I'm tired

You're gonna like just check your phone put your show you don't ever do Occasionally yeah, but for a dinner out yeah,'s almost always accompanied by, you know, I'd be knocking over shit, I'd be making noises. And a part of you would probably be disappointed that the kids, if the kids didn't hear. Yeah, no, I need an audience of children. You want them to- Is that how it gets when you're older? You already know that you're going to be too tired for sex 10 hours from now? Can you wake up knowing if you want to is that how it gets when you're older you already know that you're gonna be too tired for sex

Ten hours from now can you wait knowing if you want to have sex in the evening? Yes, Danny? I I mean I wake up and plan. I know I plan my meal. I plan my my all that I Everything I'm gonna do at seven o'clock at night has been planned since I woke up, but yeah, I'm I'm perpetually tired I'm never not tired still for sex I'll do you have a ghost did you explain your absence yesterday I did on mostly weather yeah okay yeah it was no it was the idea of weather that's all you needed to say brother I left here the hypothetical weather it was more of the psychological toll I left here at one o'clock the other day

trying to beat the snowstorm home. Yeah. I got home at four o'clock. What was that, max speed of 25 miles an hour? It took me three hours. I had to get off the interstate because there was a jackknife rig on the interstate, so I had to go back roads.

It took me three hours to go 52 miles or whatever it is. And I just knew waking up the following morning would be awful and I wasn't gonna make it back. I't want to do it again. I told myself I'm going to wake up at 5 a.m. I'm going to look at the roads and I'm going to decide. Well I woke up at 5 a.m. I just looked at the roads in my neighborhood. I said I'm not doing this. You looked at your driveway? And then once, pretty much. I looked outside my window. And then once my kids woke up and schools weren't closed, my wife was like I don't want to drive in this. And I said all right I'll take them to school when I took them to school the

roads were just 100% fine so I just and then I then I was needed to do that and whatever so I kind of made a miscalculation but that happens from that it's fine we're not judging our we're not judge now Listen, and we don't judge. Yeah, right And we've never done this huh, hmm what nothing no that was a good choice, you know I feel it I didn't exactly hurry back from my dentist appointment You've been having a lot of dentist appointment haven't you more than one almost a quarter dozen well damn Yeah, two Yeah, I had two in a short period a short period. It's that is almost yeah

You're on trend this year to go to go man probably a lot. What's a lot so many? 12 trajectory is 24 in a year well wow That's a lot of Dennis watching. They let me watch the Food Network, which what a program I've never really that's just a good watch never really has the best channel to just watching it more You're watching in the dentist's office or do we have the same Dennis? They I watch the Great British baking show at mine if the TV is like up over the right over and they put it right in Your face am I by myself here that that's the best channel to just leave on

Yes, as the back has to be I think. Yes. As the background. It has to be. I think it is. The food? The food or the network? Yeah. Now, I do get in situations where if I'm a little hungry, I won't watch, because it'll make me a lot hungry.

HGTV. Ooh. What is the hit rate on the shows on Food Network where they're making a recipe, and you're supposed to be making a recipe with them? Because I feel like zero people actually are watching that and making the recipe along with the chef. Those only come on during the day.

I've never once been like, I should try this. I just watch them do it and I'm like, oh, that looks good. Yeah, is that the- Then you move on to the- I bought Food Network cookbook. In the next show you say that looks good. Yeah. I bought like Guy Fieri's cookbook before.

Okay. And I follow along that way but I've never followed during the show like the pioneer woman or yeah Rachel Ray or any of that you're more of a Paula Dean guy well actually I'm more of a more of a more often more of an emerald guy and I don't know if y'all know but I went to Emerald's restaurant last week in New Orleans and he was there so I have a KB one for you the other day it was Whitney Houston's death day Jennifer Aniston's birthday and the day that Julia Child's TV show started who of those three is more world-renowned? Whitney Houston's the most

awesome of those three. But who around the world I almost want to say? Houston. I think it's Houston. Tell me about Childs. Julia Childs about childs Julia Childs the cook Julia Charles Do you think she's more world-renowned Whitney Houston? I think I think in her day you could make that case, but she didn't a she's been dead a while now, right? She she nobody today knows who Julia Child was I think so Visualize who that is I think there's an age to Stanley Tucci played her husband in the movie what? Speaking of yeah, yeah, I don't know who that is. She had like the most successful cookbook of all time

It's Whitney. She was gigantic and huge but like all those people in the 80s like dr. Ruth nobody knows who that is nobody knows who Julia child she was the first person have like a cooking show I think in the whole world she is a he was she's a hag. Yeah, she looks person to have a cooking show, I think, in the whole world. She's a behemoth. She's a hag. Yeah, she looks like large. Why would I know her? I loved her. She did have a, do the voice again?

Julia Child. Oh God. She spoke like this. Oh, Whitney Houston's voice is way better than that. Okay, well. Way better. I think it's always bigger than. But I think she probably sold more cooking shit

than Whitney Houston sold albums, and Jennifer Aniston sold more. I would think. I think. That sounds crazy. I think it was a strong Whitney one. Whitney's one of my favorite human beings to ever live, so I'm not a good person to ask this. Like Kevin Costner.

He loves her. He loves her. I'll always love her. I watch his eulogy every once in a while, just to see, like that's what love is. I watch that like a mother. Yeah. Got into it. 220 million. Yeah, if we're talking household names, definitely not Julia.

Maybe not. I think it was Julia, though. Give me a little voice. Well, it was Julia, because at this time, Whitney Houston and Jennifer Aniston weren't alive. Those chickens are crazy. Miss Boiler, Miss Fryer, Miss Roaster, Miss Capenet, Miss Stewart, and old Madame Hinn, but we're spotlighting miss roaster of the year measuring in at 14

15 14 she's funny Y'all can see why she was first cooking show ever first big cookbook ever I feel like more world-renowned Hey, you might be right Well, we the data exists cannot know How many Twitter followers does she have in her day? Oh? Yeah, that's a great point on the Instagram followers

We could just see her books sold compared to Whitney Houston's I need to hear not close national not close the Super Bowl before I decide I'd also like to hear that from Anniston did Kevin Costner speak at at her funeral? No, he got me there. No, he didn't Let's rate them by titties That now that's that like that's more attached from the body as hers were probably the biggest. They're child's titties Come on Lucas we get Lucas I'm smarter than that The link is purple Lucas Lucas anybody texting or calling you

Yeah, I got a couple texts, which is funny. I thought I had everyone blocked, but I got about three Well if you've never called Lucas go to that house. I'm doing number. Yeah, we Blurred it out. Yeah, no no you blurted out yeah we did not true I'm sure it's appearing in the chat as we speak so I wouldn't worry about yeah no chat wouldn't do that if they I think we blocked in the chat as well you can block things from the chat yes they say a lot of awful things and it's just your number right yep can't we block out southern slurs now yeah you let it all over us non-stop but your number yeah well that's funny but I want to volunteer your number when it happens I didn't volunteer it let's make Lucas's number the next oh I've three oh yeah he

just he was the one who posted he accidentally post yeah and we thought it was your number because you were in Switzerland. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah That's right, and then Lucas tried to blame me It was your didn't he didn't say something like I don't or he actively said I don't blame you for it like no fucking Yeah, yeah, yeah No, I would never have said that because it is entirely your fault. It's my fault. Yes. It's not my fault That's text you DM me asking me for my number when you had my number. That's fair. But if you remember we saw it on the side and then you clicked on it and zoomed in on it.

Well, yeah, I panicked. I didn't have your number saved. I had it. I had to dig it up. But even so, like, why was it my fault that you showed it on the Yak? It's not. I'm yeah, I'm a little On you, okay On your honeymoon. I see what you're doing Lucas. I got about 10 calls and messages and the last 30 seconds All right pick up No matter how fast time seems to be flying by it's never too late to make progress if you're saving up for a big Purchase like a home or a car and need to build credit fast,

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Data. Again, I'm the wrong person for this. I'm afraid of hurting people's feelings individuals. It's more of an overview. Data. Again, I'm the wrong person for this and I'm afraid of hurting people's feelings. But that's the entire- Even though they call me a bitch on the child day. This is what they submitted. That's dating. But here's the thing, Kate.

When we had the Malisac one, we couldn't make fun of the girls. We could only make fun of Malisac. Here we can make fun of everybody. The next round, once I have that ready next week, that's when we can start tearing them apart. Okay, because we already me and Mad Dog had a great time doing that. By the way, these 3000 guys have absolutely savaged you online before. 100% 100% every one of them. Every single one. I'm having a week right now. I know I'm aware. I'm aware. And I'm sure they're loving this. Okay. Mackenzie dating show an overview.

And I'm sure they're loving this okay Mackenzie dating show an overview all right Okay, phase one. This is the phase one overview wait This is phase one of the overview or this is an overview of phase one. This is an array question Brandon. Oh, that's a great question So what's this an overview of? the first 3000 or whatever well this is an overview of the group as a whole. Okay, all right. And also consider this.

A group as, okay, yeah. Consider this like an almost a glimpse into the Yak viewership. Okay. Okay, it's interesting. All right, phase one overview. Oh, there she is. H-O-T-T-O-G-O, Mackenzie on a dating show.

That was, she's better than you. This is who it's all about. Are you gonna do that on every one of them? Hottie boom-a-lottie, okay 3000 plus applicants between the age of 25 and 35 we got applications from all 50 states All 50 wow into that yep, no Guam or Puerto Rico there was over 10 countries I had a list of all the countries and I lost it and I couldn't bring myself to go back through Literally around the world Middle East Asia

South America because I guess for work dudes are just everywhere. So we got Yakkers around the world. A couple unique answers was, up your Irish bum into the left, AKA New Jersey. Never heard of that. In the moment, I thought that was cute. No, no, no. No, stop.

No? Get him out. Get him out. Okay. Is he gonna get in, did he? No, he didn't. But I like that he's out. Holy moment.

Where's socks? Oh my God, that guy sucks dick. These were the only three answers that weren't just where they were from, and I was looking for Razzle Dazzle. In Washington State, Desert Side by the Hanford Nuclear Site, Google it. No.

That's homework. Giving you homework? Click to the next thing. Just answer the question. We're gonna get into it. This is the Hanford Nuclear Site. They produced the plutonium for two thirds is a nuclear site. They produce the Plutonium for two-thirds of our nuclear arsenal puts some heading into World War two. Okay. Yeah next slide now

All right, let's move on Hanford is the most contaminated site in the Western Hemisphere and one of the world's largest cleanups. I like I don't be around this guy Yes, well, he made those eyes. He's gonna be he's gonna be he might have a retarded penis And they can make me like to see it if he does I don't want to catch anything I would like to see the mutated penis double penis Okay, but listen. Yes, plutonium. We this is World War two. We're trying to make nukes What's that movie that came out that everybody's losing their minds over Pearl Harbor Oppenheimer?

That was a little mix of both Oppenheimer This is like Oppenheimer shit was happening here. They were do Oppenheimer is a mix of Oppenheimer Yeah, my god. I guess this is boring. Let's move on what no it's we're no it's okay I'm interested in this anyway. Here's where the Hanford It's right there, it's kind of tucked in the middle of the bottom. I can't imagine, how did this show get delayed? It's shocking. No, this is silly. Let's keep going.

Okay, Hanford Nuclear site in the news. So, they have actually been in the news recently, even though this was a hot to trap place. During World War II, tens of thousands of people worked and lived on this site. And now the hundreds of people work there and their only job is like trying to clean up the mess. They were just in the news because they got they get caught sleeping on the job sometimes. I'll say it. I didn't know that Washington state had a place remote enough for nuclear testing stuff. I know there's probably places that that are not as populated, but I'm thinking New Mexico

and Nevada where there's 50, 100 miles worth with nothing. Well yeah, it's a big state too. Okay, all right. Well they were burying all the wastes, thousands of gallons per year, but they said don't worry, nothing bad's gonna happen. Then it started leaking, and they estimate in about 20 years from now, all that stuff's gonna hit

the ground water, so who knows what'll happen then. But these guys keep getting caught, Then it started leaking and they estimate in about 20 years from now all that stuff's gonna hit the groundwater So who knows what'll happen then but these guys keep getting caught they send undercovers in and they're like reading books and taking naps And stuff so who knows how the cleanups going Anyway, what is plutonium? It takes one ton of irradiated uranium to make just half a pound of plutonium. No shit. I wouldn't have thought it was that much. I would have never guessed it that much. It is monoclinic.

I would have guessed like half a ton. Now, what they would start, they had this massive, massive building, the size of like the Titanic, and so like the tons of whatever would go in, huge on the one side and then out on the other side, you get tiny little, that's where all the waste came from.

Now let me ask you this, were the processes at Hanford controlled remotely behind thick concrete walls and leaded glass? They certainly were I'm glad you asked. A ton of lead, a ton of other protective stuff involved but anyway. The Titanic was only around 800 feet. Oh well this is bigger than the Titanic. Bigger than the Titanic. This is like 10 Titanic's. This is a huge salmon area. They're on the river out there. And how does this affect, it hasn't yet, but again, 20 years from now, when it hits the groundwater, we're gonna see some really unique fish.

I'm starting to suspect we're not gonna be able to make fun of any of these guys. You're probably teaching this guy more about his job than he is. No, we're getting there Brandon. No, no, no, We're getting there Brandon. This is dumb. Anyway, this is the closest town now.

This is probably where this guy is from, okay? Richland, Washington. It's where the Yakima, shout out KB. Yeah, I think I said it wrong. Is it Yakima? I don't know. I was afraid to say it too. It's where those two rivers meet.

Lewis and Clark visited here. No shit. Yep. Big on potato processing and Just pass through Guess they passed I guess they checked it out They fuck they just stopped They fucked the odds are good. They were fucking not the lose a clerk fuck each other

There there's a there's a lot of a retroactive gay don't we just assume, like, if they were together, they were gay? What if they were just buddies exploring the world? Kind of like an island boy thing. There's a whole play about Abraham Lincoln being gay. Yeah, but that came out 150. I just think we're retro gay and too many people. Well, retroactive gay somebody. What did they do solo?

Paul Revere. Did they double up because one of them was likely to die so they had to have two of them? Why did they double up? It was probably dangerous to go alone. I don't know. The town does have a statue of them jerking each other off. Whatever that means. So the desert town gets pretty hot in the summer? 118 degrees once. So you're thinking Washington cold, not always the case in Washington. I learned. Now what's that right there, Strands, is that a salon, is that a restaurant?

Well it has a cuter downtown than you'd think. Strands with a Z. I think most downtowns are cuter than you think. I think that's a very, I don't know. Well I just didn't want McKenzie to knock this guy out because he's from a nuclear site and then they've got a cute town. You realize she doesn't know who it, what?

Now, here's some notable people who grew up there. Hope Solo, Sharon Tate, that's always sad. Tons of athletes, the Cofentis brothers, you guys know them, Travis Buck. Yeah, of course. Big time. General Mad Dog Mattis, may remember him from our wars. Wait, is he the guy that said,

hold on, I am the danger? Is he that guy? That's Walter White. Yeah, that's Walter White. No, I think he said something like, I'm the one who knocks. is he that guy that's a Walter White yeah He said something like No what did that motherfucker say he said something like a Jim Lee he really I am the liquor You will other people will raise your sons and daughters. No he said something like I push for the Theranos system I'm not scared of danger. I am danger. It's probably on the next slide I'll have to look.

He finally got married, by the way. Let's not go to the next slide, because the nerdcore rap artist, B-Fee, has a blue lip. Yes, B-Fee is from there. I'm sure you've all heard of him, too. Oh, did you just make it blue? No, I tried.

Of most press he's ever gotten. What does B-Fee sing? He nerdcore rap. Ah. What does that mean, white? They're adding core to a lot of stuff. It's like rappin' about the TARDIS. What does that mean? Why? They're adding core to a lot of stuff. It's like rapping about the TARDIS. Whatever. The what? The TARDIS. TARDIS? What's that show? Doctor Who. I don't know. I think this is a Doctor Who rap. Yeah.

You gotta let it go. I don't know if this is gonna get us... You got a letter. I don't know if this is gonna get us dot. Yeah, who's that guy canceled? I like his face. Okay looks like they anyway house is same guy. It is the same guy You sure you all know baby all right, but it could be beefy best rated restaurant This is where he could take McKenzie is let's keep moving on this silly at this point because I do get into okay rattlesnake Mountain now, okay Jobs this is the kind of jobs Keep going. Rattlesnake Mountain now. Okay. Whoa! Who made that? Jobs. This is the kind of jobs that the bulk of Yakkers have from what I gather.

Potters? Sex-lifters? No, no, this is just introducing the segment. I just found those to put in there. Statues? Most common, we got a ton of accountants. Over a thousand accountants. Not true, not a thousand.

But like a shit ton. Sales, endless sales dudes. A lot of police, but I noticed with the police it was their buddies submitting for them a lot of times, not them. Interesting. Everybody said they were a golf pro. Everybody's a golf pro.

Several Zamboni drivers? Several, which shocked me. A lot of them work for the parks department, and that's part of their job, and some guys just do it in their free time for the hell of it. Two tugboat captains. Okay.

Did they both make it? I would love to see the finals be two tugboat captains. Two tugboat captains. Forklift drivers for Ford, Costco, Anheuser-Busch. Thought that was nice. We got farmers, mushrooms, cows, corn. Only one farmer said he was a farmer and a paper shredder multiple weathermen

City royal and Seattle Mariner signing there was guys from like at least a dozen major sports teams like behind the scenes that are For the team oh Zamboni drivers yeah the Flyers Pistons the Ardell's Yankee a Blackhawk here. Oh, Miss Purdue Purdue commanders all that stuff. A large amount of airline pilots, and it threw me off that they were like 26 years old. Well, how old's Mackenzie?

She's around that age, but I don't like them. You say way too young for my liking. For flying planes? They gotta go to school for it. Yeah, I didn't like that. I feel like the pilots become like a midlife crisis type thing. I know a couple friends who just venture into that. Yeah, but the pilots become like a midlife crisis type thing I know a couple friends who yeah

But the first officer on the plane is usually young. I don't know. I don't know. I feel better when it's an older man Yeah, emphasis it made me feel good. We have a lot of lawyers and engineers that apparently yak but not a lot of doctors There was I think only one let's go. I want to be busy. Yeah, that's true Okay, this was the unique jobs to me this guy wrote chef and reluctant funeral director and amateur comedy writer All right, well, let's just hit that word reluctant. Yeah, I said yeah. He doesn't want to be a guy one guy wrote progressive fuck him I like that snow Or is a liberal or yeah, oh Which one I that's a great question job is just telling progressives fuck you

He might be for Newsmax or something Snowcone vendor submarine welder trailer parks. Okay, you know snow cone vendors a joke, you know several of these are lying, right? Yeah Supervisor it might be a fake The that's our supervisor it might be fake Trailer park supervisor can't be a drawbridge operator national disc golf pro is fake Kate No, he's not because he made it he I don't want to spoil it. I had a high He's like getting his doctorate in bees right now an Apologist yes, that is yes. That's what he's doing. Do you think some of these these might be a deal breaker for Mackenzie? That should be quiet and pass them through snow cone vendor I'm not saying they got passed through I'm just saying there's a guy who builds anybody who was involved with boats got passed through

What's a cigarette boat long narrow boat really fast ones, but who's the gut? The gut what who builds cigarette boats only a stomach builds it. Oh What's the cigarette again? Yeah, what is the cigarette by like cocktail? I say salesman is it's fake Kate I swear to God that's a thing. It's definitely not the proper title for it though. He's probably just like our Grocery store has a cocktail ice free this one's a little too focused the guy who does social media for powerslap We could just look that guy up now. Yes Let's do it. I don't know if he has this thing listed, but powerslap we could just look that guy up now yes let's do it I don't know if he has this thing listed but powerslap has over 5 million followers

and then some guy said I managed a target haha yeah he was then there was this guy who said he got kicked out of the Navy for choking on a burrito and yada yada and I looked him up on social media and the story is true he got discharged because he choked on a burrito. Cigarette boat, Lucas. It'd have to be a small burrito, right? I guess, yeah, if you choked on the whole thing. Yeah, so it has a boat. Oh, cool, I didn't know it was a type of boat. And so he's like traveling the world.

Anybody who had an open social media, I was looking at it, this is why it took me way too long. What would they call a cigarette boat, and do they do that in Europe? A ferry? Oh, a cigarette boat. I just thought it was cool to see. These three guys had jobs that I fell in love right away.

A barbecue pitmaster on a small island in Georgia. Does he work in the fucking good barbecue restaurant in St. Simons Island? Yes! That motherfucker's good! Is he really? I don't know if he's good. I've been to st. Simon's Island They got one incredible barbecue restaurant that is fucking great that guy should win. Holy shit That is maybe I'll retroactive if it's st. Simon's Island. I don't know how many islands are only so many said dating was tough

There right outside Brunswick island beautiful place is that by Savannah? It's about an hour down coast. That's got to be a big boy, too, huh? Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, it was big boys like a Mack truck. Yeah Alaskan outdoorsman who owns his own salmon fishing. He owns a boat I thought that was hot boat and then a winemaker with a cat We had a few winemakers from who like worked on wineries. I thought they're just trying to be in a Lifetime movie Yeah, those all sounded like that to me. I like that. Describe your family.

Everybody had pretty normal answers. A lot of guys though were like, I'm not cool with my dad. A lot of fathers call your sons. Interesting. Cause I'll end up talking about it on a yesterday. Yeah, they were including me. People on the family part like kind of went off.

Did this one guy just try to trick you with a bunch of B related stuff one guy said my Yeah, my dog has been a better kisser. That's how he answered the describe your family part So I figured that had to be Describe your dating life ever see Schindler's list was oh, okay. What does that mean gathering all the what I don't know black and white I've killed six million I don't know black and white I've killed six million The one is my ideal first date is ended in er. Oh

My two first days. Oh, whoa. Yeah, Kyle. That's not good His last first date ended in er. I get it. Yeah, that's too far cut him off This one I liked one serious girlfriend in that time dated for a year then she moved to Northwest Territory and now she's adopted a child with her boyfriend not husband boyfriend all right that's me into whatever already too detailed he is not already we had so many Canadians it was that one guy's married some guys were married there's a couple married fellas in there serial data spelled wrong several times that miss, Minnesota Oh, yeah, this guy got jilted by Miss, Minnesota

2000 her 21 and he said he never recovered. That's actually yeah, that's genuinely I Still reeling from it now serial dater he only dates like Tony the tiger to yeah He only dates like Tony the Tiger, 2Kids Sam. Yep. Legend. We had a wide array of heights. We had short kings and units, and I liked that even though nobody lied.

The big fellows were like. Hey, you don't know that. Most of them lied. Most of them lied. Hey, what? I know that. Well, they were. Yeah, because they had it.

All of them lied. Nobody lied. Every one of them lied. Literally every single one of them live Hey, all of the wrong person. Why would you believe this? I just like that the bigger guys would be like here's my height and weight and then they'd be like so the smaller the thin guys had to have been telling the truth because Well the big guys wouldn't parentheses be like I know I'm bad as fuck lol like they would put funny stuff after their weight

And then the short biggest guy Damn, I should have see I'm the wrong person for this, but we had guys well into the high 300s I think Tuan applied did he yeah, I should put him through you're through Do you golf what's your handicap that shit gay And then one guy said my handicap I have one leg does that count I looked it up He does he did have one leg. Mitch from Saskatoon. But overall, a lot of guys saying there were golf pros and stuff.

Nothing too crazy about that. Notable celebrity submissions. I'm the viral guy that was running into the ocean last summer to Creed's hire. I couldn't find that. What is that? You don't remember that? I don't remember it.

Oh, OK. So I'd like to see that. Some pretty notable celebs. This guy went super viral for falling. Oh, I've seen I don't remember okay, so I'd like to see that some pretty notable. So I'm so this guy went super viral for falling Yeah, this guy is in the Might meet this guy I might have to take a picture with him and tweet it like I can't believe At the start you would have thought there's no way he lands face first And then there was a guy who's on a local

You I'm sure you all know him from the Nebraska Public Access Channel dating show of course Yeah, this guy's trying to be on camera. Maybe so but a lot of nice guys. That's Final notes parth parth a His transmission blew, and so he took it out of his car and made that lamp with it. Cool. And I think he should sell those. Parth A?

Yep. Oh, that's a name? Yep. Mitch S, I hope your dad's out of jail soon. A lot of guys venting about their dads in the family section, not kidding about that. Food by Manual, make us those cinnamon rolls, those are his.

Oh god, those do look good. DJ Decadence Looks like he was his career was on the up and up and now I'm not quite sure but would be fun for him to Spin a track for us or have him make cinnamon rolls for us, too Or do that too and then we had a quadruplet apply and I thought it would been cool if all four of them did It would have been much better of all four. They would have made it never seen like adult quads me neither I've touched babies especially not on Nick Sorry that kind of sucked, but that's oh no

I'm excited to get some see some of these boys get to know some of these boys I can go back through and pluck out some real we look at some individual submissions. Yeah Give us a taste of the losers some of the thought we're Lucas and first guy got a ten-page essay I Mean the spreadsheet is absolutely massive Like I don't even know how to get back to the original. That's how big Ample spreadsheet So how many applied and how many did you cut it down to currently? I cut it down to 110 and now I've got... Kate, I know you felt bad.

Did you look at every single one? Of the 110? Of the 3,000? Yes. I looked at way more of them than I should have. As you can see, I'll show you the spreadsheet really quick. They're highlighted. Like I looked at all of them.

Kate, I feel really bad. 95% of these are just dudes fucking around, right? Yeah, yeah. I'm the wrong, again, the wrong person for this. Yeah, I should have picked out some losers, I guess, to show, but I felt bad. Well, are there any mean guys who are being dicks? There were guys who, how's your dating life section,

clearly just wanted to voice how much they hate women a little bit that are really hating life right now. That's fair. But nothing. Did anybody take shots at certain members of the show at all? Or? It's anyone take shots? No, you know what the number one for round two, I asked them to like favorite joke or something at

the bottom You know how on hinge or dating apps like guys always have a quote from the office or whatever right the yak version Of that is every guy's joke is bitch you to robot You've become oh, so I stole that very common answer for Well done Kyle. Yeah, we do have a couple guys in the next round who one had a had a screaming I'll tell you that much what that means what way hmm what the what's it was a center fuck you know no you didn't horror I'm just saying he like we're all in love with them already like I like one of those in

the McKenzie's not aware of them But like even the guys were like this guy fucking rules. What's really aim? I can't say so we got an early favorite Which is maybe wrong, but yes Okay, I just Come on see him. Yeah, just show him yeah. No I can't I know rules to Part of his face. I can't I have guys in purple here that I'm looking at who they like stood out to me So says he reasons Did you know the guy that invented duo lingo also invented captcha?

What what I don't know? Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, I've been up really obsessed with guys that invented two things now Bushnell Bushnell That's the funnest one. What did Bushnell invent? Bush now Bush now that that's the funnest one. What did Bush now invent? Atari and Chuck E Cheese what he's from you to from you wait. Can you invent Chuck E Cheese? You better Chuck E Cheese Yeah, invented it. He did all the concept yeah dual inventors are the way I don't give a fuck about single one so if you just got one fuck you yeah White Sox Dave interviewed a country singer and asked if she could sit down and talk to us. What's this? I just I don't like this smoke she asked or he asked I talks Dave text me and he was just like

Do you care if this country singer rolls through but why smokes I overheard they went to high school together. Yeah. Oh Oh, I did see she's from she's from Park Parkland Fuck it. If you understand just come on here. We go. Let's go gonna be more upbeat than what I just did This is what if she has a PowerPoint? Yeah, she has transition effects I Did try to put those in and I that's how bad I am attack were there any trans maybe I don't know and that's how bad I am at tech. Were there any trans? Maybe, I don't know.

Maybe so. Maybe so. They're walking away. All right. All right, that was her. We missed our chance. Doesn't wanna be on the act? I don't know why he walked over here.

Dave text me and I said, yeah, she can swing by. Ashley Cook. Apparently she's number one on the billboard. Oh shit. I don't know what billboard. I'll drive by and check it out. Some Lamar billboard. She went number one on the billboard. Oh shit. I don't know what billboard. Drive by and check it out. Some Lamar billboard. She wants number one on the Lamar billboard.

One right next to Earl Adderts. It's like Alexander Shunnera. Oh yeah, she should come back. I want to hear about high school Nicky Smokes. Ashley! Why does it say say also Joe Jonas? Is she dating Joe Jonas? Who?

No way. So see also Joe Jonas. Why would you see Joe Jonas? See? No way. No. See also Joe Jonas. Why would you see Joe Jonas? See also Joe Jonas. What? Hmm, could be something. These are all things we could ask her if. Yeah, if she were here.

If only she were here. Surprise collab, oh okay. A surprise collab. Hell yeah. I'll go get her. No, no, it's fine. That's all right. Well, I mean, she's with Smokes.

She was just White Sox, David, Dante and Smokes I don't. That's all right. Well, I mean, she's with smokes. She was just David Dante and smokes. That was her bar stool experience. Is he a hip hop influencer? Smokes. Oh, cause oh yeah. That hip hop account was like, he's like going crazy on hip hop takes. I'm not trying to hate on him because he's, he looks good. Yeah. But every day he's texting and tweeting about his new lifestyle. Apparently the album came out last night, he was tweeting about it until 2 or 3 in the morning and he just didn't show up to the gym this morning. He wasn't here.

Well because it's Drake Day. The Drake Day. I walked in and he was playing it so loud. Drake Drops, sexy surprise for you. Oh. Album or song? Album. He samples Huba Stank's The Reason on one of the songs. I really like that. surprise for you oh album or song Album he samples who bestanks the reason on one of the songs like that god. I want to hear that so bad I got a take on my made that Hendrick thing. I don't I do it. I think one of the songs called like give you a hug

So give me a hug. I listen to that. It's really good. How's give me a wraps hard in that on give me a hug. Yeah He's continuing the feud Do we think with this album at all no idea? I think he's dropped a Valentine's Day album cuz that's the Drake move had certain lines like I ain't over the rap beef yet Or something I can't let it go smokes was like so excited on Twitter last night Our prince is back motherfucker rerun. He rewound clock although. I can't sleep the album is fucking classic Everybody listen to sexy surprise for you Brandon

Your Drake take your time on that solo album we gone be alright for a little bit People are agreeing with them Do you think like smokes types correctly and then goes back and deletes to yes And I don't think he's probably the most frustrated with autocorrect. Oh, yeah, probably hates it. That's right You're gonna do one sure you mind if I talk about chicken Please all right We were enjoying raising canes all last week during the show and of course we had to have some of their box combos For the big game on Sunday their tailgates of 25 50 75 and even a hundred chicken fingers are the perfect option to feed your

Family and friends especially when you had jugs of freshly squeezed lemonade and freshly brewed iced tea. It's a delicious choice that everyone can agree on. Go to RaisingCains.com to place an order and follow along on Raising Canes social channels to keep up with the latest, including one of your favorite celebs hopping into the drive-thru next. Who could it be? Could be anybody. Could even be a boat. Could even be a boat. Could be. Ashley! Why doesn't she want us man? I don't know. Damn. I don't know. Where is everybody? Geez. They playing basketball today? I don't think so. I think there's a facialist here. Oh there is. Oh there is? I'm getting one after the act

I heard oh yeah, where you going? Uh oh just right here. Oh, oh the one here. Yeah. Oh, you're going like I'm going to a real one I've done once a month subscription. What's his name? I love it so I can't rave about it enough It's like a mask or it's the way they touch you it puts you in this this trance that is so pleasurable To the mind and body Can't explain it then I'm like in a lull for the rest of the day that is so relaxing

That sounds awesome. What even is a facial massage? They do a little bit too much So you also go to the scalp thing like the Korean scalp. I went to that Yeah, they put a microscope on your scalp beforehand and show you how disgusting it is. How much dandruff you have. And then afterwards, I want that. Yeah, they show you the results, but obviously it's just going to come back. Yeah. Yeah.

It was nice though. When you say the facial massage, they get a little too much. Are they massaging your face? No, they don't. They do the correct amount. Oh, I thought you said they did a little too much. No, they're gentle. But are they just rubbing your face? No they don't. They do the correct amount. Oh, I thought you said they did a little too much. No, they're gentle. But are they just rubbing the face?

Um, the ones I get, they do the scalp, the face, the shoulders. I want to do the lymphatic draining where they like squeeze the inside of your cheeks. I don't like that. I don't like that. They go in with like the gloves and squeeze. I think it feels so good. Does white shit come out? I don't know. You'd hope. I like when white shit comes out same wait what puss there's all my part of be drained out of your face it yeah where's the white stuff going what is it come out the blocked pores ever squeeze those and

oh okay do they do that in a facial they don't do that on the inside if you get like the well I get like the relaxing one where they don't like do too much they're not popping pimples they're not doing that no hmm I've never got stuff I've never been facial shut up Lucas I see we did there you dirty dog Lucas you sicko never been pampered I've never been pampered the only time I've ever got a massage was when we had a massage person come to the office at one time Kyle in the Secret Santa I got a massage gift card from you Che got me one for the yak secret Santa And I have another massage gift card. I have three to sit in there. Yeah

Never I got one to the place where I went and the guy farted so I don't want to go back What percentage of the massage industry do you think is gift cards that never get used? A large percentage. Like that keeps them afloat. I think it's probably pretty high. I gotta use them. The gift card industry is probably pretty lucrative if you can get one in circulation to where like 30% of the people are actually going to cash it in. Just a random thought. A subscription service where you get a random gift card a week would be awesome. That's. It forces you to go go there that sounds awesome yeah well I gotta

get part of this spot now are you know when are you doing the ski lessons Saturday nervous I think only like 50 people die per year it's that state that's more than sharks no that's that's low not not for a leisurely I think like a million get seriously injured. OK. Where are you going to do it? Wisconsin. Did you see the guy get almost eaten by a humpback whale?

What? I did see that. Is that all that video? You got spit back out, right? Yeah. How does that not crumple your bones? Like, how did he? I think there's a lot of room in there.

I mean, Dory and Nemo Sat in there for minutes before the Nokia No, oh shit. Yeah, no had a boat. No had the boat. Yeah Kyle talk to me about Argentina That's like the they think they're better than the rest of Latin America and they are yeah, so you know I DMed you or no I texted you you that Wonders of the United States video a couple weeks ago. I'm way deep into it now. I'm doing every country in the world. So I watched a two-hour documentary about Argentina last night. They just have, they have mountains as beautiful as any in Europe. Oh my God. Yes. So why don't they have like,

the, some, why don't they have like the some why don't they metal in like downhill skiing? Why aren't they a winter sports powerhouse? Why does it not translate to to South America because they've got the mountains? I think they're in Chile. I don't know. Maybe I think it is like a small percentage though. It looks awesome. Like the most of Patagonia isn't just fields. Argentina has the best stakes in the world. Argentina has a best steaks in the world?

Argentina has a lot of the best things in the world. It looks awesome. It looks fucking awesome. There's so much to offer. Go! I don't have a passport yet. I will, but do you think Argentina is the first place to go? No.

Alphabetically it would be close. What would be before? Afghanistan. Afghanistan's one. Afghanistan is one. Some sort of island? Aruba. Aruba would be Jamaica. I want to take it. Bermuda maybe Oh here we go. Let's do this. Oh Alright, I'm going Me and ron are going to it. This is the Lucas wheel the all-countries wheel Wheel socks Lucas what a horrible what's wrong with this wheel and or a door. Oh, yeah, and that that's from Avatar Endora that's Pandora. Oh, you know and that that's from Avatar Andorra that's Pandora. Oh, I

Don't idiot is and or it's a tiny it's like a micro state on the border of France and Spain Oh, okay, so that's probably not too bad. That's probably nice. It looks great. Yeah, how long you go for? Two weeks my bad You know now I don't feel good I'm talking go? No, I don't feel good. I was talking to Danny. Oh, OK. I don't feel good. Kind of a make a wish thing. Again?

Can you get two? Possibly, but you'd have to be under the age of 17. And really sick, right? And very unlucky. You just have to be diagnosed with a terminal disease. It's not that hard. So the more sick you are and the closer you are to death, the better your make-a-wish would be? As long as you get- you could get

diagnosed with cancer and be perfectly fine, you're still getting that wish. Wow. So they don't- So what's the definition of terminal? That is terminal. What's more terminal than cancer? What do you- The disease has to be terminal. A car wreck that behead you? It has to be a disease. But like I've said before, down syndrome, cerebral palsy, they're getting put in a lotto each year instead. Okay. So even if it is benign? Yeah, if you have a shortened lifespan technically.

Three and 18. sorry if you're to Critical illness puts life at risk. What kind of two-year-old have a wish? Oh, you can't have free you can't do two wishes it says right there not have had a wish granted by another wish granting organization I didn't know if you got if it returned what other wishes are is there off-brand make a match Yeah, there is a really like they're starting up You want to have a dream? It's called bare necessities and their range is like Like up to four thousand dollars many. How does make-a-wish make money? How can they keep doing donations? Some people have hearts Lucas

It just doesn't make sense. There is some for adults too. Really? We actually had an adult. Oh yeah, the business is coming. Yeah. Well we had an adult, there's one for like veterans, and his wish was to go to the, watch the Barstool Show

at the Army Navy game. God. And so we got to. But was he dying or just? He was very old. Okay. How old? He was probably in his 70s or 80s.

He was like pretty old. And he like came to the Barstool Philly Bar the night before and then to the... But then the big thing was that he got to go to the game and like be on the field kind of thing or whatever. Can I ask, was he from there? No, no, they brought him in from. You're gonna make a wish,

make sure you get a travel destination out of it. And if you're like, say you wanna meet like, Kobe White on the Bulls. Don't say him, say you wanna meet the whole Bulls team. Get a bang for your buck. You should put out a guide for. Yeah, that's good content. That's actually a good video.

Yeah. Jews and Dults of Make-A-Wish. Don't die. Can't get a new car. Before you wish. for my well yeah that's good video yeah can use adults of make a wish don't I can't get a new car before you can't get a house they won't do payments like that has to be like a dying so what was your first wish car I just got my license I wanted like a Bugatti or something how'd you get the office that seems like one that would have been in demand I don don't know. It was still alive. Yeah, this was like before everyone had the prompts on Hinge. I kind of got to the party early. It was like season six.

The average age of a Make-A-Wishers is probably like 11, right? Right, yeah. The closest one next to me, in any age I saw through those three years, was probably like 11. Yeah. They're all wishing for like where you have fun Are you nervous the whole time because I don't think I would like that around the office Yeah, no it was fun. I'm like my whole family was there there was another make-a-wish girl That was there Steve Carell was the man doesn't that kind of bring the vibes down Like is your family is it harder for your family to have fun when you're there sick like no

I was so glad Danny got sick so I could do I was good by that point like my hair back and everything wonderful yeah it was fine so did the girl sicker than you no she was fine too we both survived oh wow that would be a cool rom-com yeah but no we were there like all day to Steve Crowe was the man you just it's it's chiller knowing that there was yeah it's chiller knowing that there was like seven hours like we ate almost every meal with them. It wasn't like all right do what you want to do in this one hour time frame You know So yeah, you think they remember you Yeah, I mean Stevie still talk now. We had Craig Robinson on another show and he claimed he did but I know

He probably got so I did. Yeah, he's a oh Danny Yeah, what's I see you? But yeah office also had multiple a list actors That's how you get the bang for your buck at Helms what had just been in the hangover Craig Robinson hot tub time machine Steve Carell obviously you that that's a list to you I Would say at least at that time well how I really put analytics to work when I get in your yeah at first I wanted this wish man forgetting Sarah Marshall Was being overplayed on FX is my first time seeing I was like I want to go to fucking Hawaii

I want to go to forget it. I want to go meet those like wait You don't have to be dying to go to Hawaii to probably go there later than penis I want a little sickistan Siegel's penis. Yeah. I want a little dick just like that. Person, please. That dick wasn't little. That was a good solid dick. Yeah.

That was a really good dick. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the doctor was like, that's a good dick. She was like, oh, so you want me to make your dick smaller? Damn, that was a little dick? I hope you don't think that was a little dick. I hope to God. He was smacking it back and forth it was hitting his hip are you the eight inch guy no comment that was his wish Frankenstein penis oh man before we move

on I think we can all agree Jason singlegel has a nice penis. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, right small I Gotta go rewatch. I guess you haven't seen the I can't of course. I've seen it Brandon It's not it had a lot of rain didn't you don't have a memory of it. No, I have a firm I have a memory of saw Eli Kunis in that movie for some reason that burned into my mind more than Jason Segel's This was a good strong too, but the Dick was one what other dicks do you remember from movies? Viggo Morton sent Yeah, we did

American reunion I believe I think you put a clear pot and a clear pot Oh, what was I never saw the movie, but I remember everyone losing their minds was it Fassbender had his dick out It was insane. It was insane it was a Observing report the guy who flashes Was it Fassbender had his dick out? It was insane. It was insane It was Oh Observing report the guy who flashes Seth Rogen, he's the mall cop you know okay. I've nobody ever watched observe and report. That's a small That's a funny movie a season sorry. Did you see the clip going viral this week of the naked guy doing the artwork? Yeah Okay, yeah, yeah, that's not a real dick are you sure

it was the way it was moving how he had to put a cast over it I think yeah it was buffed a little he had to do something to it okay well don't spoil it some of us want to spoil it is a plot point this guy was like naked painted white doing yoga on like a painting and his penis is like painting his penis was like a foot long yeah yeah I mean you're only doing that if you have a big dick Yeah, you're right No, it'd be hard to keep it on there so I was in I went to the art program at WVU and a lot of the I had to do still lifes and they would

Pay like $50 an hour to these people and the dude that did it had the smallest dick ever and I don't know if he like liked it, but I always felt bad because You had to draw it and then he would put on his robe and then walk around and look at all the drawings And so I always try to make it bigger than it appeared. He probably didn't like that. He probably a fetish, but I didn't know what to do So I always drew it, but you drawn it bigger that was part of the program. Oh big part a Huge part I've done it for countless hours Drawing people you can be like a freshman in college and like yep Why naked but that guy would always walk like the other people would robe up and leave

But you didn't get to know them you looked at them like you know an object and he would come in like mingle It's so weird I'll see if I can find out yours I Might have some I Mean some of the biggest pieces of art have small decks the Greeks that you what didn't make sense about it was Like his dick was hard, but it was Lucas we know this down Yeah, that was what I think you've had like a right like a cast But you got a hard dick it, it's pointing in some direction.

His was going down but hard. It was a weird dick. He was lunging. Put like the baseball donut around it. But even when he was standing, it was pointing south. Yeah. The physics of dicks. I'll never understand.

Yeah. Did you see the lady who made the sweater with? Her pussy? Yeah. What? I don't know, but I figured that was nice. Knitted it with her pussy? How? Did you see the lady who made the sweater with? Her pussy yeah, what? But I figured that I did it with her pussy She like put a ton of yarn up inside herself And then she sat in a museum like this with her knitting needles and like the like that was like this Oh, and she knitted a sweater. That's sweet. Send me that link. Yeah

Was she attractive I think so Come on, will she attractive? Yeah, all right? You said the same about Eleanor The artist dick was fake it had to have been I think so there was a prosthetic deck it didn't look right It was hung like an Argentine blue bill It didn't look right. It was hung like an Argentine bluebill. No, what's a bluebill? An Argentine bluebill.

I know what a shoebill is. I think it's an Argentine bluebill duck. Has around a 17 inch penis. Really? Yeah. You don't think that. It flies and skims it over the water, which I'd imagine would be the greatest feeling of all time.

Oh my god. Flying and having the head of your dick in the water. Oh god. Imagine that. I'd like to see an Argentine bluebill, please. Flying and having the head of your dick in the water. Oh, God imagine that I Would like to see an Argentine blue bill, please Maybe not a blue bill. Did you say you said blue bill? I think it's a blue bill I've seen a shoe bill. Those are ugly and horrifying and yeah, they belong in Jurassic Park and they make noise weird. Yeah Yeah, oh, yeah, you know, it's Argentine blue bill that picture the the bottom right one. Yeah, that's it's paying yeah Yeah, brother. Oh looks like an

falling out of it He captured a snake or umbilical cord Mark it's a big penis. I'm fascinated by this animal yeah The blue the blue bill is cool funny. Yes, like it's so blue Like is that only seven looks like a platypus a little bit Yeah Good for him ducks ducks are underrated my favorite animal ducks ducks got a lot going on man my absolute favorite animal They are adorable they yeah, they're every sound they mix cute

They're there can be beautiful they can also be ugly mallards are beautiful. You eat them. I have There's there's duck all over this city. That's good. I Like that they move in a squad. Yeah They're by far my favorite things are cool Last year at our lake we had a we had a squad of baby ducks I guess their mom got till killed or something early in the season. Because I would be fishing in all these yellow ducks. They're only yellow when they're really, really little.

Six of them would just swim aimlessly together. And I felt bad. But throughout the year, by October, there were six grown ducks. They made it. But they were still just swimming together like they had were still Little ducklings they start following Brandon and ever file line, and it was I think I think they're awesome I hope they're back this year. I don't know where they are now, but hopefully they come back smart. You're like Tony soprano

The oh God the Drake makes a fart sound really but not a not a fart it's from its mouth huh the mallard Drake that's duck facts they like a big big Drake episode also ducks aren't like geyser are assholes yeah and swans are mega assholes the geys shit I know can ruin the most beautiful park oh my god if you've got a lot of geese they're just gonna be covered in shit oh my gosh it's horrible I don't think you notice duck shit as much you know just keep I don't even know if you've got a lot of geese, they're just gonna be covered in shit. So much shit. It's horrible. I don't think you notice duck shit as much as you notice geese shit. I don't even know if I've ever seen duck shit.

Y'all ever seen a swan? I've seen, they're huge. Swans or dickheads. Yeah. Pelicans too. Are pelicans bad people? They hang out on the pier and they lurch at you. Pelicans too.

It's freaky to see them up close too. They're big. I love a good pelican. It's cool to see. The Louisiana State flag's fantastic. Yeah. There there's a pelican I think it's a pelican the duck sounds these are these human duck calls Are these human duck calls?

Yeah, they're raw Watch them all day. Did anyone else's mom collect wooden ducks? Yes. Yes My grandparents had a fat a ton of brand mr. Ducks the sweatshirts. Do you remember that? Yes, I do But like it was like almost like a status symbol like how many wooden? Realistic sized ducks. Did you have that in longer burger baskets?? Oh yeah, have you ever been to the Big Basket? No. Oh my god. I'd love to. I don't think it's at around anymore, or it might be for sale.

It's there, but I don't know who would buy it. Yeah. Yeah. I hadn't thought of those wooden ducks my parents used to have in years. Oh yeah, they were great. Everybody had them, wonder why. Everybody had them. It was like those jars with the,

I don't know if you guys had them, not in the South, but jars that were shaped like, textured like corn? Oh yeah. Did y'all have those? There's like those jars with the, I don't know if you guys had them not in the south, but jars that were shaped like, textured like corn? Did y'all have those? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Nope.

Yeah, they were green on the bottom and then yellow on the top and they had the exterior of like corn? No? No. I'm having a, and then the one casserole dish that was white and had the blue squigglies. Yeah. We all had that classic

Yep, yeah Everybody also had the orange pitcher the white oh, yeah, your original Britta the cookie tin with Crafts in it. Oh, yeah The dogs playing poker painting The yeah, Billy Bass was another one Was that your first major pay purchase It wasn't my first major purchase. Oh that I was big into Animatronic things that would react to sound I had a I had a flower and a coke can that if you played music would dance

And I thought I was on the leading edge of it You must have loved the singing fish that if you played music would dance. And I thought I was on the leading edge of town. You must have loved the singing fish. Billy Big Mouth Bass. What moves was the Coke can busting? It had sunglasses and it would just wiggle back and forth. The Coke can was wiggling? I had a Santa Claus that would do that.

I wanna see the Coke can. I don't know how you would look it up. Coke can that moved to music. Dancing Coke can. Dancing Coke can, that's exactly how you would do it I had sunglasses and then sometimes you could take them you're giving us so many descriptors to search for I guess I am But it is Lucas it is Lucas so who knows I remember Billy bass that technology like blue Blew our minds so hard that like people were bringing it to family parties and just to be like you guys got Yeah, what was the one that repeated you?

Like you would say something, you would say it back in a funny voice. Oh, I don't know. I have the cactus right now that does that. My kids love it. What was Billy Big Mouse, what was the song? Take me to the river. There it was, there it was.

I thought it was Don't Worry Be Happy. Yeah, it was. Oh, yeah. That's my Coke can. That was? Brandon, that's fucking hilarious Yeah, and he would move I go buy that right now. Bye right now. I I will go by how the hell would it move? It just wiggles back and forth it's got a little in there. That's just yeah, I don't believe it can move

I didn't know that's not It's been Sick breakdance $73 Oh my god! He's moving! Brandon, that's sick! Breakdancing! $73! As a boy or did you get this for writing their speeches? No, I had it as a boy. I had it as a young boy in my trailer, Missisip. That is a young trailer.

How'd they invent that? That was the best thing I owned. Yeah. Everybody else had game consoles. I didn't have TV, but I had a Coke can that danced. This is going to age me, but I had a California raisin that kind of like thrust it. People used to respect mascots way more. They used to be famous.

Spuds McKenzie. I fucking love the California raisins. California raisins are more famous than Julia Childs. Yes. No doubt about it. Lloyd D.ins are more famous in Julia Child's yes Duck is more famous no doubt I The punk rock bubble yeah, I love shitting on Kate as much as the next guy Julia Child was fucking famous. Yeah, she was way Sure way up there

I'm saying the California raisins were they weren't as famous as truly a child. Yes, it was a joke Brandon. They were cool I thought it was a joke that has a huge behind piggy backing on the conversation We were enjoying raising canes all last already did it oh really yeah Then let me talk to you about the adrenaline of the Dona 500 which is something you must experience in person There is nothing like witnessing the stars. It asked me did that whoa? Which one time we don't? the stars at ask her that whoa which one time we don't realize he's a Reese's peanut butter cups are the perfect combo chocolate and peanut butter Reese's peanut butter cups may be even more perfect layer of ooey gooey delicious chocolate lava you can buy Reese's cups

Basically anywhere. It's lava time baby. Try the new Reese's Delicious chocolate lava big cup you guys got some on your tables. Try it. Oh, my favorite part of the day. Oh, by the way, the guy from the slip and fall video retweeted it, he saw, he's like, I made it. All right. Thrilled to be on the X, shout out to you, thanks for falling.

He tried to recreate it, he craved it again. You said the Orlando first date couple is still together. Still together and going on their fifth date tonight. On Valentine's Day. And I think this is a big one. Can I report something about them? Yeah. Now maybe they DM'd all of you.

I don't know. I didn't get it. All I can report is what they DM'd me, both separately. Separately? And they both hit you up? They both, mostly the girl, twice, but. Uh oh, cause I've been hearing from the guy. Me both separately separately and they both hit you up they both Mostly the girl twice, but oh cuz I've been hearing from the guy. Oh really well her name is Rachel Mm-hmm and Rachel hit me up and said one of the things we bonded over was

Brandon Walker is our favorite member of the yak that is what she said to me They were probably together and laughing they were like let's fuck with this guy. You scared me I thought she was gonna tell you it wasn't going well because he told me it was no I think it is going well good. Okay, it's going well. Yes a Valentine's Day fifth date is I mean they're Boyfriend girlfriend, okay, that's really right. You always put her through the mattress tonight. Yeah, I Think guys, I don't know. I'm sure you're watching. I don't know if you've made it official, but let's go ahead and make it official right now. Right now, yeah. Rachel, that's your boyfriend, and boy, that's your girlfriend.

You don't know the boy's name? Don't remember. Rachel and boy. Rachel and boy. So Rachel and boy, congratulations. Let's consider tonight your first, this will be your anniversary date. Okay, easy to remember.

Oh. They're official. I know I'm eating the mic, but also did you see that woman asked us to do her gender reveal? Oh, yeah So we are doing that who we got a DM about that Yeah, she tweeted us like out out in the open. Okay. All right, so we do it We didn't figure out how we want to do it. I think something really contrived. Yeah a bunch of rules We switch it right. Yeah, we switch it right before Have and we Yankee swap the gender we have a big like blue explosion

And we say that but like that means something else that doesn't yeah tightest like when they say it You should be like nope. I do and that's how you do your review We make it seem like the explosion was the reveal it wasn't that just triggers the next stage of the reveal in some way And it just goes on forever goes on for a week ordeal. It'll be our 12-hour stream in Brandon's backyard But we should seek the boat for the gender review I know I think that that idea is time is coming past. Oh, yeah, the underside of the boat is the gender I think that that idea is time is coming past. Oh, yeah, the underside of the boat is the gender That's really really good idea y'all come try to sink it now

On the ice on the ice might be easier. It is thick thick thick ice It's so there's so many people out there ice fishing and What not saw a guy just skating across the whole thing the other day on your eyes oh yeah I'm thinking about just I bought Tommy a GoPro he hasn't used it yet fuck I don't need to remember what Tommy said yesterday cuz that shit was crazy but uh I don't know it was it was political anyway I'm thinking about taking the GoPro out and just recording my first time trying to skate across the entire lake because I don't think... You could do it.

I can't. I've never skated. Do you have ice skates? I'll have to go buy some skates as well. Okay. So we're not really very far along with this idea. Not quite ready. What has Tommy been filming with his GoPro?

Nothing. He hasn't done anything with it. I bought him a drone and a GoPro and we haven't gotten out yet. It's too cold. It's too cold It is too cold. Oh This is what happened last night about 10 o'clock they didn't have school today so last night about 10 o'clock I I the the He was in the bathroom with the door locked and I was like this is a weird time to be locked in

I heard him on his phone and I'm thinking 14 year old boy. Oh my God, is this a huge moment? And I said, Tommy, what are you doing? And I knock on the door and he says, yeah, hold on. He opens the door and then he hides his phone. I'm like, what's going on in here? What's going on in here? You gotta let it slide.

No, no, no, I said, what's going on in here? And he said, oh sorry, sorry, I was just watching just watching some I said what are you watching he said I? Was trying how to learn how to cut and prepare octopus to eat oh? I said no you weren't and he takes his phone out He shows me he was learning how to slice octopus you serve I don't know why that implies is there puss on your phone Yes Yeah, so he was he was I called him watching a video of him trying to learn how to prepare octopuses Why was he ashamed of that?

I think he's fascinated with octopuses And why assuming that it was pornography would you want to knock on the door and continue to hassle him to see? Why do you want to get to the bottom of it? Because I didn't want to We've all been in that situation I didn't want to have to go upstairs to go to go pee I used to think I was so sly I was like I was taking like eight showers at the I Come down dry

I Have one bathroom on the floor we were on and I didn't want to change floors So I made sure I got in there And it was just trying to learn how to prepare his octopus Were you like ready to what would you have said if it was the other? Those testicles or tentacles? It was anography. I don't know.

I don't know what I would have said. Obviously I could hear it. I could hear the voice in the phone so I knew it wasn't. If I'd heard moans or whatever I'd be like oh that's my boy. But I. Tentacles might be boring but I tentacles might be porn dude tentacle porn yeah that thing and the anime community what's your protocol if he's like some days taking like a 45 minute shower you know something's up in there I got I got five other people in my house there's

rarely a moment goes by where somebody's not on the toilet or in the shower so but you wouldn't call him out be like I, I know. I don't think I would. Yeah. You can't. I'd be like, good for him. Good for him. You have some flyaways in your hair. I want you to get gut. What? You have some strays.

I do? Yeah, I don't want you to get gut on that account. My hair? Thanks. That guy's been pretty fair lately, though. I've switched to the paste. OK. I'm a paste guy now.

I'm not a sea salt spray guy anymore I liked it when you see salted Yeah, but it wouldn't hold long the pace holds forever show. Yeah, I mean if you want I don't mind when you do it. You like the smell. I like the smell. I like how it looks. Come on. It's Valentine's Day Yep. Hmm. What spray myself in the eye? I Filled that with vodka earlier in the show When you're doing the ad read he actually did I thought you were sneaking drinks back there

Now look under your seat. It is burning! Yeah, you got it in your eyes. Fuck! I thought it would be fun. I thought it would be pretty fun. You didn't notice. I'm gonna get pulled over for a DUI.

Oh, sorry, it's vodka's in my hair. That's good shit. Yeah, man, it's just harmless. That's how we get through our day. It's what it's those little things. Faciliesque, really. Yeah. Don't bring that name up.

Yeah, if you go to you doing the ad read, the double in a row, because I need more time. Oh, is that why you made me do it? Oh, shit. I was about to text you, like, is everything all right? Are you drinking out of the garbage? Yeah, and I assumed it was going to text like everything all right Keeps using it we You get addicted to it. We find him using it all the time. That's like jackass level shit.

All right, y'all got anything else this weekend? Other than Valentine's Day tonight, you're going skiing? We have Monday off. Yeah, that's right, President's Day. I think I'm gonna get sick this weekend. I feel cold coming on, but I think that's good. I'm due and I want it. Yeah, this is a good weekend for it. Why would you? I'm gonna get sick this weekend. I feel cold coming on I think that's good I'm due and I want it. Yeah, this is a good weekend for it

Why would you want to go skiing and then I'm gonna get my cold and then I'll have Monday all day to wear a robe and recoup That's so weird that that sounds awesome. Yeah, is it from your guys challenge? I haven't felt right since My heart's been beaten. Yeah, definitely fucked me up. Are you back on regular meal schedule and everything? Yeah, yeah. You weighed yourself recently? I'm still down, but I drank a ton of water that day. Yeah.

Kyle, did you put it back on? No. Haven't had an appetite, really. Yeah, I think I could feel like the, my mortality getting closer. I could feel it inside of me like time ticking off Yeah, what's the feeling right was the feeling as amazing as you were describing it beforehand the water afterwards was It was fun to do it. It's a fun thing to do. It's like I recommend it to whom once

Just I think I'm giving it a shot a suit and try to once Feeling like manipulating your body is cool It's rewarding Yeah, I get that I'm gonna watch love is blind tonight guys. I can't fast for two hours really Yeah, like I you can I know I think that starts to feel good to fasting. I've been eating today I Just can't If you described a hell on earth what you guys did the other day would be the hell on earth to me I haven't eaten today. I just can't. If you described a hell on earth, what you guys did the other day would be the hell on earth to me. You really think so?

Yeah. I just... Constant activity and pushing your body while it is... You shouldn't be pushing this out there. They're gonna make you do it. While it is empty, while it is confused, I just... My body knows at all times food is right around the corner. It's too accessible. It knows at all times it could right around the corner. It's too accessible. It knows at all times, it could, rest could happen at any moment.

Would you rather fast for two hours or be in the sun for two hours? Fast for two hours. I mean, I couldn't physically be in the sun. Oh, what's the temperature outside? We're gonna say like 80 degrees. Oh, that's way too hot, come on. You should do a 12 hour fast or a OMAD.

Say what that is. One meal a day. It's a popular diet. All right. You can have whatever you want for dinner, any size. Is it the honor system? I'll fast today. Okay. He's gonna hit the buffet.

I believe you. Yeah, thank you. You're not fat. No, I'm not. You're just, it sucks that you're the fattest. I do think I'm the least fat person at this company people not fat. No I'm not. It sucks that you're the fattest. I do think I'm the least fat person at this company people call fat. Yeah. Like I get you fat fuck all the time.

I think I'm the least fat person that gets that. You're right on that cusp. You are, yeah. It's just, it would be easy to find somebody fatter, but you just happen to be the biggest on the show. You have the measurables of a Pro athlete of an NFL tight end just without the muscle. Yeah without without the ability. Oh what happened? I got your trainer

Feel bad did you do more than five? No, I did I did six weeks. How many times a week? Two to three some peak was three and then sometimes I would how long was peak I did six weeks. How many times a week? Two to three. Peak was three and then sometimes I would do two. How long was peak? I probably did three a week twice. Okay.

But he texted, I said a couple weeks ago, I knew we had the trip coming up, I knew, I said, can we just pause the agreement until after the Super Bowl? And he texted me Monday, he said, hey man, hope you enjoyed the Super Bowl, just wondering when you wanna get back at it. And I haven me Monday and said, hey man, I hope you enjoyed the Super Bowl. Just wondering when you want to get back at it. And I haven't answered him yet. And I feel

bad about it. But I also I'll show it to y'all later. I put a I now have a gym in my house. Yeah. So I kind of got that. I'm letting a guy is at my house trying to put in a garage heater right now or a new garage heater. Mine went out. And so I have a gym. so I don't need the trainer. Yeah, well I have a soda maker in my house. What, you have the SodaStream? But I never use it.

Make carbonate water. It's easy to not use something in your house. Oh yeah. Why are you staring into my soul as you say that? Has it been worth it? I haven't had a warm garage yet, so I haven't been able to really get into it So as soon as I again the Super Bowl trip kind of threw everything off because I got it got installed The two days before we left. It's a really nice gym. Yeah, I'll soon put out pictures

It's a shockingly nice. There's a million excuses to not do it Brandon Did you pre pay the guy? Yeah, I paid him. He's taken care of. But like, are there paid for sessions that you haven't done yet? Yes. Oh, well, that's motivating.

Well, he takes pride in his work. He just doesn't want the money. He wants to mold you. Yeah. I'll hit him back. I'll hit him back. Again, his name was Blake. What about him do I remember?

It'll come to me. Text him now. Say this weekend. What do you want me to text him? Your next workout. Schedule it. All right. Lock it in. Okay. How's Monday? That works for me. Works for me. Monday work for you? I'm free. Okay. Monday work for you? Monday works. Yeah. Titus? Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. Okay Monday work for you money works. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Kyle. Did you see somebody made a fan cam of you? Yeah, I paid him to do that. Oh, okay Clips of people's moments when they're looking cute with like a song and insane transitions How did you find this? How did you find someone to pay to do? Why? Right now

On beta blockers and oh more comfortable what but you're where we're not How do you feel? That's great. That's great. Oh. Ugh. Wait, this isn't it. Oh, shit.

That's a different one? That's another one? That's, yeah. That's Tuan. Tuan did that. That's not it. What are you doing there? What are you doing?

The yoga? That's a stretch? Yeah. God, that sucked. We kind of just, yeah, we just did that and though Putting the suit back on that we shouldn't have drenched and freezing It was like yeah, it's just the norm now Doing things like that on a Wednesday Tate got fat. He was like all right time to torture Nick and Kyle too

And they everyone just expects yeah, yeah, that's what we do here here I mean you guys wanted to eat a baseball. That's that's awesome a race to the core What's the next one? It's called wet ones. It's with Dana and big cat. They're Hidden threes in a row and drinking a case of beer that sounds fucking horrible, too So they each drink one beer then have to make one three Two beers two threes. Pretty much. And what's the limit?

12 threes and 24 beers. Torture content. The case, I didn't drink, but the case race, people aren't normal until two, three days later. Yeah, and then we go to New Orleans. No, I keep getting like these things that just bring you back to square one. Yeah. I will say I don't-

Can't complain. I don't drink anymore except for work stuff and after- So all the time. All the time and after New Orleans I found myself being like, man I could really go for like, I could really go for a drink right now right now kind of flip something back on and start What happens is how it goes to old-fashioned with a shepherd's pie last night? Yeah, such a crazy Combination no my favorite place in the city red line pub. I don't drink except work The only hangovers I have where I'm like, Pat, you gotta take the kids is work.

A long day of work. Except for when work forces me to chug a case. I am doing neighborhood moms drag brunch on Sunday. Whoa. With Alantine's Sassy Ladies. And then I'm going straight from there to a NASCAR bar with Eddie. So I'm having myself.

Drag in the morning, NASCAR in the afternoon? NASCAR in the afternoon, yeah. I think you're the only person in America doing that. Doing those two things, you'd think, but. You're gonna be extra tired, drag brunch and drag racing. A little bit. Drag brunch.

You're going to a brunch prepared by drag people? No, they just dance around. Is this the first meetup with those girls since the skeleton party? Yeah. Oh. Kyle and I are the skeleton party? Yeah. Oh Kyle and I are doing chili chilies Monday. Oh Tank top and short shorts into a chili

Yeah, we are just listen to other side And this solo album from TLC's member name chili yes, yeah Left I T bars and chili rest in peace left. I have Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Chilly. She burned down the house. Left Eye, T-Boz, and Chilly. Rest in peace, Left Eye. Yeah, she's gone. She burned down the house. Andre Risen's house, yeah. Yeah.

Power move. Chilly did? No, T-Left Eye did. Left Eye. Yeah. Lisa Left Eye Lopez. She was awesome. Spelt with an S, right?

I think so. T-Boz and Chilly I don't know much about. Where are they now? No idea. Somewhere on the TL. Not chasing waterfalls huh Brandon? They're probably not doing that. If I know them like I think I do. Hey I had a question for the room does Amish Butter just hit different? Spin the fucking wheel. Everybody's back next week, right? Yeah. Tuesday. Unless Steven Chay. I think Steven has a vacation.

Yeah, I would hope so. I think he's leaving his vacation for a vacation. Yeah. Yeah, Lucas, go ahead and get that wheel ready. Did we hit all the ends? We did, Zyra. There might be one more. We hit Reeses, yes. Yep hit that we hit Canes yep

We talked about Amish butter and that's what we need yeah What is the best form of tootsie? About the crap the cross-dressing movie right Dustin Hoffman yeah cross-dressing movie right what is stuff see that's a great huh Dustin Hoffman yeah is it possible to be a good Amish video game player no right any any guys have been to to Z's

knows that strip club that's the one in the list yeah the ballad the Drake ballad right there you go in Miami best best wings in America apparently apparently I mean they are good I know if they best best wings in America apparently real apparently I Mean they are good. I don't know if they're the best in America you ever seen the movie Wow pootie tang Yeah, Louis CK wrote it why that time the panty style I've never it was a commercial flop, but I was reading its Wikipedia for I was on Louis CK's Wikipedia I was like that he drew he wrote a black movie. Well. I was a black movie. I think it was a

Spent off from I think it was a skit on the Chris Rock show, okay And then I don't know if Louis CK wrote for the Chris Rock show I don't he wrote and directed Kanye tweeted that in his rant recently Louis CK the funniest. He's a comedian That's why I was looking at it. Oh poody tang yeah Commercial flop, but cult classic uh My friend Alan who I used to just go to his house and there's my best friend. Well you watch Pootie Tang all the time. Alan. No no no no Alan no not my best friend not my best friend in all the

world no no I'm not doing it I'm shutting it down. What? I'm shutting down what you were about to do. I thought are you gonna call him ain't no sex I call him man titty Alan You're gonna call him something like that weren't you know you're gonna make fun of his overbite or his underbite or the fact that he has Three ball what what we're gonna do. I didn't have anything for Alan. We didn't know he had three balls So he told me ball in three ball no sex Alan Hey, no sex no sex He said anal, but

You got that wheel ready look It's gonna be fucking wet spin it Lucas Lucas, spin it. Spin that shit. Spin it Lucas. Thanks. Fucking asshole Lucas. Now we're good. Golden, we're golden, we're so good. Alright, we'll be back Tuesday.

Thanks for watching. Yeah, we'll see you Tuesday, I'll see ya.. Thanks for watching, happy Valentine's Day. Yeah, that's all I got.