The Yak - Kate Has a Bone to Pick with Mintzy | The Yak 11-21-24

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

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right this second. They have the new, they just released these sweatshirts. They're super comfortable super soft Special guest Pat is here Patrick Thank you guys we did that this morning it was spontaneously we just started cheering for people as they walked into the office That's a good. That's a good. That's a good a nice way to start day. Yeah applause for yourself. So you have a show tonight. We have a show tonight Laugh you guys have

350 tickets left to sell. Yeah, we got a couple thousand tickets left itself. So should be wait seriously No, we have there's like maybe a couple there's like a hundred tickets. Let's sell those tickets I'm down we're talking put the link in the in the chat. Yeah, now she will tour comm yeah, and Joey It's a holiday show Don't even come if you want yeah, we've always said you don't even have to go to the show Just buy the ticket buy the ticket. That's actually ideal. You know what I'm gonna buy a ticket I'm not okay. I can't go, but I'll buy a ticket. I'm gonna. That would be that would be perfect scenario. No one comes Kyle just a man you get there no one the video is like no one showed you can just go home. Here's your check

Show this awesome. It's a holiday show You should make tickets look really cool to where you don't want to give them up yeah Smart yeah, it's gonna be. Joey's flying right now. I'm a little worried he might not make it. Is he stressed, you think? Oh, he's never been less stressed about anything. Oh, really? Joey doesn't.

Joey couldn't care if he makes it or not. Wait. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Like, if you had to do the show by yourself? No, I'm fine. I mean, it would be a double paycheck for me. Yeah, true.

Which would be very nice. But no, he lands at one. And then, you know, we're just going to dress as women and, you know, run around gonna dress as women and you know Have a couple beers. I mean who knows who knows what'll happen what Joey posted an Instagram story today I don't follow him, but He posted an Instagram story with just a fish. What does that mean? Fish me it's a warning sign because when he says he's feeling fish that means he's feeling like a woman oh

And that means that he's gonna have a real attitude. Oh Yeah, I like that He's a nasty bit if you want to see vintage Joey as a woman tonight is the night to do it Nasty bitch Joey, I like you sing alongs big cats. There it is This is my work tonight if I see this on Instagram, I'm like rescheduling a recording I don't want anything to do with what is good with fish Joey. He's warning everyone. He's warning everyone. Holy shit I was saying what my outfit was gonna be we're like we're coming out in costume It'll be reveal and I go what's your outfit gonna be? He goes don't come for mother. Oh

I know what does that mean? He goes don't come for mother. Oh Still I go, what does that mean? He goes, don't come for mother. Oh. I still don't know. I still don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I'm not gonna come for mother. Don't come for mother. Stay away from Fish Joey.

Fish Joey. Are you all healed physically? Yeah, I'm pretty much back. Okay. Yeah. From all your, cause you never done the gauntlet. Yeah, I did it one handed one time. Oh yeah, you did.

And I thought it was, I think it's gonna be worse if I do it with two hands this time why cuz I lucked out I hit my first three. Oh Yeah, oh shit. I like I like no you don't do it again Again one-handed, but I want can you scroll up? I want to see who I would want to beat on that list However, yeah. Yeah. Oh Nick. I gotta beat Nick. Yeah, me and Nick had a sleepover last night Nope, we just happened to walk in the office at the same time Sounds like a sleepover We had a sleepover. Are you embarrassed by me? Yes, dude

He slept in my fucking basement. Yeah. Yeah, for real. Yeah You Pat my my my winter clothes are in the basement in the closet where he slept In the room you made him sleep in the But I walked in there and the odor that hit my face this morning it was just a it was just a fart box It blew my oh. Oh no. Because we had wings. I had like 30 wings last night. I live next to Bird's Nest.

Took Bird's Nest last night. You had 30 wings and then we sat down and I was like, okay, it's Wednesday, I'm exhausted. You just got off a flight. And you ordered like six shots of J-Mo. Yeah, we were doing that. We were drinking beers, like curly fries. But we were in bed by like eight.

So it was like. We were in bed. Y but we were in bed by like eight Y'all were in bed by that's super secure of me to have him stay. That's true. Yeah credit to you the No worse feeling than like being in a place where you think you're okay to fart and then having someone else walk in I will happen in my office upstairs where I'll just be fucking ripped ass and Hank will come in and there's like what? It was so scared they were so loud Like the wind I thought the windows would be vibrating in his bedroom like it was so scary and in his bedroom Why do you keep our? The master he's a beautiful place though.

You want to give out the address? No, thank you. Well it's good to have you here. Glad to be here. Always love having you come by. Everyone go buy tickets. I think Will is going to stop by. And Brandon's doing unnecessary roughness right now.

Brandon Walker has so many shows. And Fred Smoot's here today, too. So we're gonna have a Revolving door nice the more they bring them all in yeah, Fred Smoot's a hell those guys hell of a shit talker And it's snowing and it sucks. I like it. I like it were bad though Are bad I came in like 1030 and I did that thing where I forgot you don't slam the brakes you pump the brakes And I came within like this much of hitting a cyber truck was in front of me I have a picture of how close I came I think it's somebody this morning if I had a cyber I think I killed myself

I I don't like it in the fact that I always need the first snow to be a dusting to ease you into it I thought that's what we got. I woke up this way. No, we got a light dusting last night I started dumping I was like what that was dumb. Did anyone know it was supposed to I had no idea I thought it was gonna be a dusting. I wanted something. I want to ease into it I think it's supposed to rain this afternoon, so it's all that's bad a scenario. This is good for the show I mean people might not come That's true. It could be good, but you still gotta buy tickets. I take it buy a ticket. I'm gonna buy a ticket Titus Are you gonna come? Oh, yeah? All right, cool a person who buys a ticket from the furthest location that absolutely can't make it wins a free out and about t-shirt

That's right. All right. Yeah, I'll be perfect. What is it? It's the out and about the show is gonna be a fish Now his puppies at home, okay, but we got a puppy Long-haired teacup chihuahua it's gonna be like four pounds. Oh my god. Did you put it in his purse? Yeah, he has a stroller for it. He walks around the city with a stroller. Oh my god. Is this a real picture or is this photoshopped? That's not that's photoshopped. That's photoshopped because you ever see the thing where it's like after ladies give birth They're like I finally want I finally can have sushi again. Whatever he hates that for some reason What is that like these fucking bitches? I'm like dude. What that's a real thing Oh, you can't have sushi and you're not pregnant. You're supposed to have like sushi. You're not supposed to have like deli meat

I see a lot of like a giant wine glass in the hospital bed. They're like finally. How do they get so fat you want booze that? In the hospital, but they're like finally. Yeah, how do they get so fat you want booze that? You know many of the good shoes or have deli meat they're good they get it is crazy So fucking fat That hits hard for Kate because there's a history there. Oh, yeah, you got fat Kate no KB. Oh You don't like pregnant Kate right? You never seen this clip. Oh, I don't know what you're talking about We had to make Kyle sincerely apologize to Kate Kate was pregnant walked by the act studio and in KB was like When a doctor taps your knee and it just goes like this

It was insane. Yeah, in my defense, I wouldn't have said that if I had control. I was walking by the YAK, it's the big glass radio room, and I just heard somebody, only one person in there go, oh, ew. Oh, shit. It was Kate.

It was Kate. It was Kate. Look at this face. You haven't had that baby yet? Maybe just say what the fuck is that? I mean classic KB for ya, I'm just sayin'. It was a genuine reaction. That makes it way worse. Thanks KB. It was a genuine reaction. That's the worst dude. That makes it way worse. Thanks, KB.

Ugh. And then so we hid Kate's pregnancy from him until the case race. Oh, the second pregnancy we did. Finding out that she was pregnant there was a good response as well. I can remember that one. What? I did find out.

When was that? I was afraid to tell you that you're like a You didn't want a bad reaction I was a snow miser that's right you were a pig Yeah It's not physical revolting. I kind of like when they get thicker and harder It's like the idea though. What's going on? What's going on inside? That I hate the umbilical cord thinking of that thinking of the fetus the placenta the jujube Why do you think of all this?

You're thinking too hard about it. I mean that's like the elephant in the listen you gotta That's what's happening. It's the Everybody else thinking about it. You said it. I don't know I think of that see a pregnant woman You think of the fluids? Pretty wet in there oh So Joey's pissed that women eat sushi after they give birth yeah, he doesn't like that's like probably that's a top five pet peeve for him That's a crazy not like that. I feel like that's like probably that's a top five pet peeve for him. That's a crazy not like that I feel like he's too. I think I got a re to he doesn't come to Chicago in this weather

I mean, he's I might be doing a solo stand-up show tonight. Yeah, what do you say Chicago? He said he didn't it doesn't have enough main character energy. Yeah Yeah, not enough to make characters. That's what he said. Not enough to live in LA or New York. That's the only places he could live. Maybe Miami. Maybe a vacation in Miami. He doesn't do well in the heat though.

So that's why this is good. The cold will be good for him. He's like a polar bear. He doesn't like the heat. Is he um... He's not like a lake house ski house guy. Hell no. Will he do like Aspen? Probably just to say it just to say it. Yeah, they may move to Madison Avenue just to say he lives on Madison Wait, he did he move. Yeah, you moved to Madison to say he's living well beyond his means is he not?

Oh, I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna pocket watch neck. Yeah, he He spent $40,000 on Door Dash last year. That's, he did anything Door Dash. Is that for real? Yeah, yeah, he had arguably the biggest Door Dash in the city. He went to Door Dash University. Yeah, I went to Door Dash University. He's betting he cared himself out.

It was ridiculous. 40,000? 40,000? He would come into the office and show what he did. That's insane. He would do $1,000 weekends, $1,000 nights. $1,000 nights. That's insane. He would do a thousand dollar weekends, thousand dollar nights. Thousand dollar nights. That's over a hundred a day.

Not even a good stuff. Like we do that here on Sundays when it's like we're feeding 30 people. Yeah. Holy shit. There should be a leaderboard for DoorDag. That would be amazing. You think anyone's at like a million? Yeah.

No. For their own self. No. That might be like the top. He's gotta be up there. Jack McCarthy does all the ordering here, so he's got to be his accounts got to be crazy Yeah, I mean for the individual yeah assumption. There's got to be people that are trapped on their couch, but $109 a day Yeah, what it goes out to he's gotten better. Is that that's three. I hope you wouldn't get

There's not much room to get worse. He's gotten a lot better 40,000 but he gets his steps in with the dog now. He pushes the dog in the stroller Like he'll be in Whole Foods and like Whole Foods in New York. You have to like go upstairs and shit So he's like lugging a stroller with a dog. Oh, there's a whole food. What's the what's the dog's name? Pico Pico Pico. Hello. It's like piccolo pish cadutes camasta. I think he could That's a perfect name that's a perfect dog for him there is oh pish cadutes I Go do I go did you adopt the dog he goes oh no Oh my god.

Joey! Wait, he's only had this dog for a month? Yeah, and then he's saying like he can't go places because the dog hasn't had shots, but then I saw him on Good Morning America with the dog. Wait, he was in? Yeah, he's like the dog doesn't have shots, I can't do anything. Or he was on like Good Day New York and it's him like. Oh, Joey! Oh. Wait, what was he on Good Morning New York for?

It was like a Halloween segment where the dogs dress up. And so he was there and he's like, I'm sorry guys, I just can't, we have to move recording today. And then he's there with the dog on the thing. Can we see that? Was he good? I think it was on his Instagram. Yeah, I don't know if they let him hold it I think they gave the dog to someone and that person brought the dog out like oh

So pico peach caduceus on good morning, New York not Joey. Yes, which I'm sure was an issue Yeah, did Joey get mad at the dog? Oh probably yeah, probably a little shock collar It's got to be on his Instagram somewhere But people were asking they goes a dog gonna be in Chicago. I was like it's not It takes these tiny little it's wouldn't be bad to have a small dog because it takes such tiny little dumps Yeah, like the dog shit in the studio. I didn't even notice it right like the size of my thumb And I'm sure he does like a pee pad and stuff. Yeah, he doesn't even have to take it outside Which I think is gross. It's so the pee pee pat You know the same thing as having a cat no the cat has a litter box

Yeah, the pee pad is just peeing on it absorbs. Yeah, meek Phil's been stepping on these for months. Oh, yeah No idea wouldn't even know Did you guys see we didn't talk about this yesterday? What the fuck happened to Jay Leno? Oh? That was the craziest face ever. He is navy blue. It's insane. I also forgot that he like almost burned himself alive

two years ago. He's just an accident waiting to happen. But he also did the cutesy little eye patch lift. He didn't want it up for too long. It was almost like a titty flash. Yeah, and he's staying at a Hampton Inn? What happened to Jay Leno? Look at your poor face.

Look at my eye. Oh my gosh. Jay Leno is all bruised up. The left side of face. Look at my eye. Oh my gosh. Popeye. Jay Leno is all bruised up. The left side of his face is black and blue. His eye is swollen shut. Holy shit. I think he got beat up.

Yes. Yeah. Broke my wrist. Lost my nail on the finger. Managation. And then I'm all black and blue. The comedian says he fell down a 60 foot hill. What? Down a hill?

Down a hill at the Hampton Inn. And pits rolled down a 60 foot hill Reporting live from the hill Show instead of walking a mile and a half down the road He decided to take a shortcut down the hill stop it not a good idea down the road, he decided to take a shortcut down the hill. Stop it. Not a good idea. That's a hill. Why would Jay Leno? Imagine you see Jay Leno falling down that hill.

What's he doing standing at the Hampton Inn? Wait, wait, show the rest of this, because I think they said the- The legend performed just three hours later without even taking a day off to nurse his injuries. Last night, he was back at it again, performing at a comedy show in Beverly Hills. This is just the latest mishap to afflict Leno in recent years in November 2022

he was severely burned in a fire inside his garage. I went to the Grossman burn center and I got a new face. It's crazy. Is he performing what? Stand up? Stand up. But that was a crazy hill. Yeah. And like Jay Leno, why, he can afford to just get a car

to take him down the hill, like what? He's a car guy. He has a thousand cars. I think he burned himself on a steam car. Like an early, like 1900s steam car. He like fucked his face up. I mean, I made that up, but it seems right Why is he in a Hampton Inn? That's

Insane when I saw any sense unless you start yeah, you're rising unless he's meeting others means yeah When I saw it first, and I was like scrolling by I saw Hampton Inn I was like oh, that's probably some bougie hotel in the Hamptons I didn't think it was actually a Hampton Inn The Pittsburgh Hampton Inn. Can we see what the rooms look like there? The Hampton Inn is the is the place where if you they won't let you take the coat hangers because they're like glued to the coat rack Yeah, didn't know that. Yeah, they have this they have a ring around them. So you can't take them off Oh my god, he didn't stay there. He didn't walk down that ledge Yeah, he got beat up

Who would beat up? Nobody goes down one of those ledges but like us you need to meet a drug letterman ASAP Yeah, letterman or Conan those probably they jump letterman and Conan jumped him could be did a pimp beat him up Yeah, because he also the the writ, the left side of his face is hurt. It's like that. But his right wrist is hurt. So that was probably the pimp stepping on his wrist. Yeah. And then beating him silly.

That might have been all poem. Yeah. You think it was pimp poem. It wasn't even Pittsburgh, it was Greensburg. He's a Greensburg wife. It was outside of Pittsburgh. Was this show in Greensburg? 114 and 90.

Yo, stop working, Joe. That's the pic I got of you. You're good How much money does he have he has hundreds of millions of dollars? You've been famous for 300 years hang it up. Just walk away. I will say old people do be falling They do my parents live in an old folks 55 it up and yeah A lot yeah, it's falling and then it's like taking like like a Six mile an hour fender bender in a parking lot, and that's like all right. We got to take away your license Yeah, they just die

That is that is how it happens if you take the license away. It's basically a death their will to live Yeah, has Jalen ever had like a big scandal or anything no? Yeah, the pushing the Conan off that yeah, I can think of but like not like a personal like crazy cheated on his What yeah, he did like shady shit to get to tonight show in the first place And then he did more shady shit to get to keep on it. I show yeah like his he's yeah I think he's a dad. He's kind of a dick. He just walked away. Do what Ellen did just walk away She moved to England. Yeah, she did with poor England. Yeah, Trump's America She said can't live in it. Damn. I saw funny treat someone said that

Ellen was the last apex predator in the media and if she had been still around she would have sucked three minutes of content out of Hawk to and then just thrown her to the wolves and like Yeah, wouldn't have had to have she she was like, the person was like, you see all these deer around and you're like, why are all these deer here? It's because we got rid of the wolves. Like, Ellen's gone, so now, Hawk2 has a podcast.

She was just taking all of her energy and just throwing her away. We gotta reintroduce her back into the wild. Find the tweet, TJ, because it was great, it was perfectly put and I never even thought of it. I love Ellen. I went through a phase where I didn't like her after that. I was like trying to be outraged, but I'm kind of into it Yeah, we need yeah the apex predator the apex because otherwise everyone can get famous off of like a two-minute clip her special

She put out was weird. Yeah, it was it's increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem She'd have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk to a girl in a three-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity maintaining ecological balance Yeah, like any damn Daniel had star damn Daniel since yes You're like all right come on the show boom now. You're done the target guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah He was on there to go on article him like in rehab or something Yeah, and now we don't have that Hawk to it won't even thank the guys that filmed her yeah, that's right She won't no crazy Damn, I want to chewed her up and spit her out. Mm-hmm. Would you have Hawk to on this show?

We had the chance now you had the chance did we yeah Dante and we said nope Dante got you off to on taste Offered us Hawk to a we know our producer. Oh Yeah, Avery no yeah Avery. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, like Avery I do Avery is uh yeah, he's with the Paul's to Avery like that Rangers Yeah, he works with the Paul's in with hot always every works with a hot to a yeah producer Yeah, he's the brains behind Hawk Tuah. Yeah. Damn.

Well Hawk Tuah is the brain. Yeah. Oh he's a nice guy. That's great. Yeah we should have had her on. I could have asked her so many questions. Yeah. Yeah but wouldn't you be afraid like.

What would you ask? I would be like talk to me about Hawk Tuah. That's question one. Yeah that would be good. Question two is just Hawk Tuah question mark. Hawk Tuah Hawk to a and then I wanted to break down each part of it Yeah, I hawk I guess I get to uh, yeah, but tell me Hawk You don't too much on the two You want phlegm and a hawk Hawk is phlegm. I don't want that. I

Would I would I would have had her do? We've done the Gruden thing where everyone lines up and it's like just tell us how much a walk to have you seen Yeah, yeah, that's My inner model. I'm sorry my inner model has been John Gruden Oh, it's sense that I text I never text you I don't know where I was like, that's the greatest clip I've ever seen I was crying laughing. Well, no, we do text I just text them when I'm trying to text security Pat. Yeah, like hey We just landed and you're like hey, I'm in New York

Said it perfectly they were like John Gruden is moodang for football guys All time Everything he does every picture like oh, it's the cutest thing ever like oh fuck I need like he broke down some running back from 20 years ago I need standing in front of his projector when he asked Big T. What he would do to erase Kelsey Where does he live in Florida he lives in Tampa, and he's just coming back and forth whenever yeah He'll come back a couple times the rest of this football season, then I think we'll start working him in more Yeah, he's down to do anything

I was Barstool Gruden as the social handles that honey. I was like I told Nick yesterday when we were in bed. I was like I'm I was like I'm actually nervous to meet Gruden. I was like I was gonna be starstruck by him He's so disappointed. Maybe I fly down to Tampa. Maybe he's chilling in the Hooters. You guys should go He's got a football facility down there He's incredible. Yeah, you and Joey should go. I Don't know what I don't grew now and about collab would be probably a box office. Oh, we do that What would be the subject matter? That'll be a tough

Hamstring trying to get a subject. Listen, I think he's down for anything cuz he tried iced coffee for the first time Whoa, yeah, and I could tell by the way he was talking about iced coffee. Like what he wanted to say is like that's chick stuff I'm not doing it. Yeah, so he goes I'm gonna try it. Yeah Who drinks iced coffee? So he's down for anything Maybe we come on the live show. He could come out as a rain But you said you do anything coach are you for the it's a team are you for the team come out as a ranger or something. In drag? Sean Cruden in drag? But you said you'd do anything, coach.

Are you for the, it's a team? Are you for the team? I like how much of a team, it's all football related. It's all very teamwork. Oh yeah, everything's a team. Want to have a beer with my team. He told Dave that he could cut him. He's like, if I'm not producing, cut me.

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We know you do know you do know it's four and seventeen oh Yes, yeah, that was easy. That was very easy three and one yours. You're four and seventeen okay Well, you saved the data, so we're but that that was easy to figure out your record, okay? I didn't know if you were if you were So if you were taking all of Steve's picks, you would lose money? A lot. You would have lost a lot of that. I've recommended that I'm still gonna be making picks.

Just take the opposite. Prove it, winning strategies. Okay, but hold on. But if you're saying take the opposite and then it hits, what's that count? You can't celebrate. You can't celebrate if you hit a pick when you tell everyone to fade.

Also, you're creating a selfish choice when you're telling people to take the opposite of what you're saying you're the one saying take the opposite of what I'm saying but if they listen to you they're actually following what you're saying correct this happened before and that is mincy in Omaha you can't fade yourself a I've tried to yeah so if you're at all Sophie's choice so what do I do you got to just keep doing picks why will you say if you celebrate if they hit rights, but you then you can't tell people to fade If you give people direction to fade and then you hit you can't be like look at this brain

I'm so smart all those people you tried to help lost their money, so you have to just say no no fading Shit listen yeah listening to you. You're trying to win both ways Yeah, because if you hit it you're gonna celebrate and if you miss it you're gonna be like you're welcome I'm never gonna feed myself. I understand, but you understand like you give out a pay Yeah, you tell everyone to fade you hit it you say wow I'm the smartest guy ever you don't hit it You say good job everyone you faded you're trying to win your part try play both sides That's fair that sleazeball shit. Yeah, these bullshit. I did really confusing fine I will I will just everything you have to you have to stay firm with trust the data

Okay, and just see how bad this can get cuz I'm rooting for it to get really bad I mean, it's really bad four and 17 is I hope isn't that oh that's dog 17 is like awful It's incredibly bad chase silver lining your boys Schefters in the mile-high club with you yeah, what uh? I don't know if it's my high. It's mile high well. I think we're in Denver. He fucked in After walked in Denver. Yeah, that's my line Denver. I can't imagine shepter fucking He fucked in Denver. You've broken a story is what? Hmm Imagine chef to fucking he fucked in Denver I love this laugh Never one time and I

Was uh-huh say it. He's reliving the moment. See a butthole. How do I say this? I just spent time with this woman for the first time. Yeah. Okay. And sure. And got a text that Dale Carter was being suspended. I think it was eight games for substance abuse.

And so as I continued to lay there, confirm it, and got the job done, Kevin. In every which way. Oh! He made a come on. I'm just staring straight at the camera, buddy. I'm just not, that's it, that's it. That rocks, right, Jay?

How do you not love Shefty? Ew. Yeah, I agree. Ew. That gave me the eww look. Yeah, I didn't love that. The way he like was, you know he was like reliving it. Yeah, he's really thinking about it. Is he a married man?

Yeah, but someone checked the dates and he's okay. Yeah. Didn't realize you were anti-women coming, Kate. That's a tough accusation, Jay. In that case. Well answer it. Are you pro or anti? I'm pro. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti.

I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. I'm anti. What's the point? Yeah, you're right. It's all about you guys. I forget that sometimes. He didn't say he made a woman cum. He said he got the job done. Right.

That's his own job. Your own job. His job. I was able to ejaculate. Yeah. Interesting. That's getting the job done, isn't it? Yeah.

I've never really tuned in to Adam Shaffer before before but I don't know if I will again having sex There's certain people I like to think of like a Ken doll. Yeah, they got nothing They're just a neutral person and for some reason for me Adam Shepter is wonderful Yeah, let's say a name and we'll tell you tell us if you can picture their dick. Okay, Brandon Who's the most famous asexual person in your mind like the idea of them fucking is Steven Hawking even I can't that's no he got no he used to fucking the playboy mansion Yeah, I can't even I can't even entertain the idea of this person fucking weird out a female That's a great weird out weird out a great one

Louie Anderson RIP Nard war Nardoir. Nardoir. Oh, big time. I don't think I could see Drew Carey fucking. Drew Carey. He fucks goofy style. Yeah. Keeps his socks on.

Socks and shirt. Just socks and shirt. Reverse cowboy. Goofy. Left foot forward or right foot forward? Well, like, Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart's smoke show, but I can't picture Martha oh I can't and I have Martha Martha Stewart rides she rides. She's a rider. Yeah, she'll fire down to a nub. She holds you down really and rides

She's a power bottom. Yeah, no watch it yet? Yeah. No, no. The doc? Yes. Of course, of course I watched it. I was trying to tell him how cool it is. He's been trying to find a single person to talk to about this doc. I could talk to you for hours about this doc. Papa Blutman DM'd me, he's like,

don't worry Kate, I watched it. It was awesome, Martha's the best. Very sexy, there's a photo on her Instagram, she takes thirst traps. She's like 80 something years old. Yeah, she's hot. When they were editing the doc, she got mad because they said they made her look old

when she was walking through her garden, because she is. Yeah, she's hot. When they were editing the doc, she got mad because they said they made her look old when she was walking through her garden, because she is. She was limping. She's hot. She looks great. But I still can't picture her, I guess it's more I can't picture her being emotionally intimate with someone.

Oh no. No, she's a cold bitch. Yeah. Can you picture her taking back shots? Yes. Cool. 100%. But only because she wanted to. I just she wanted tight as love that

Good just looking forward to seeing more of that tonight. Thank you. Oh, yeah, look at that. I mean yeah I mean come on who's she with? It's literally make a Tiffany's Martha's type chicks. She might just be like where you want to put it Where you want to put it? Yeah, that was a bad pick The most sexual old woman yeah, what about like Oprah? Yeah, I can't know that's a good Steadman yeah, I can't even picture Oprah in a two-piece honestly. Yeah

No Can't too much less She being a one-piece a sarong maybe with what two-piece what act I'm trying to get actors that I can't Andrew Garfield oh Andrew Garfield lays it down. Who's the guy who was on Parks and Rec who's kind of chubby? He's like six four. Oh Chris. No,att? Yes, I can't not picture him. No, because he got shredded. Yeah. Oh, really? He's a Marvel guy now.

Even still, I can't. Isn't he married to a Schwarzenegger? They just had another kid, but I still can't picture him. You're right. Anyone who's too, like, nice. Godly. You're thinking about Anna Faris. Anna Faris, but they broke up?

No, he screwed her over. Yeah, that's right. Oh, Celine Dion. I cannot picture Celine Dion. Well, she's got stone's disease. It's stiff person syndrome. Yes. Which I don't understand,

because I've seen her sing, and she looks like she can move still. I think she just wakes up stiff every once in a while. People got mad at me. And relate. I tweeted that she had no sex appeal. I know you're not allowed to say that. No, yeah, you can say that.

I don't think she does. I think maybe it's too French She's an odd bird the French in general. I think there's some French obviously that have a lot of sex appeal But I think maybe it's the Canadian French Yeah, they lose a little their sex appeal Yeah, I think that might be it who's a hot French. There's a lot. Yeah, there's there's some hot French There's there are some Yeah, there's some hot French. There are some Ajax out there. Oh, Dick Povolter. And the, uh, Jerude, the soccer player. Right. He's fucking so, you seen him? No, I'd love to. Oh yeah, he's like the hottest dude ever.

Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. That guy. I hate him. He's hot though. Fuck him. He's too, no, he's too musc don't want to be with someone. I feel like could beat me up Oh, TJ. She's pulled through but yeah, I Are you D? Yeah that guy? French and he's hot was he was yeah, you don't think he's hot. He looks like a WWE guy what can we? How is he not hot? He's I'd have to see I'd have to see his cock yeah, but he's too I'd have to see I'd have to see his cock. Yeah, but he's too Like fancy looking manicured. Yeah, he's too manicured you like a trash bag. I do. Oh, yeah, I know I do You know the story

No We don't even want to say it don't oh no Kate and I made love I believe that no no no no no you guys would run around a lot back in the day I know I'm excited you're here. I'm excited too. Maybe we I Texted right at I said I'm going to the show tonight It's good is anybody in this room. You don't say names in your photo album of co-workers doing cocaine God good segue. Thanks. There's a great segue. What a honest yeah relevant question

No, okay. No no nice. I would never do that you used to What is this show? You used to. Kate, have you checked in on Mincy because it's really cold today? I think yesterday was the first time I actually got mad at someone here. Kate was mad.

Explain. I loved to see it. You were mad at Ben Mince? Yes. What happened? Not that crazy. I'm not mad at him now. He's a narcissist. Mence is? Yeah. Mence, I didn't know Mence is like a party animal. Oh my god. But he doesn't drink. Sober. That's what's so crazy. Yeah, well he does drugs. That's what's so

mind blowing to me. Why'd you get mad at him? I was doing this stream yesterday, world record stream, it was just like light. You put a lot of thought and effort into this. But the main joke of it, mince was gonna be like the centerpiece joke of the whole thing, where we're doing world records in here. Well, that's nice.

But out in the cars.com parking spot, Ben mince was gonna go for the world record of Ben mince talking about Ben Mince. For weeks, I was like, reminder, this date, you're going to be outside in like a beach chair in the parking lot. Like I specified like you're out in the open, you're going to be in the cold. And then yesterday, cutting throughout the thing would like flash out to him, like this little bubble would show up on the screen of Ben just like out there still talking about himself. And then the stream would end and it would like the screen would go black and he would still be out there like that was the joke haha whatever. He's a he's a

grown man. He's like in his 40s. He's grown. He's so the day rolls around and I'm like alright, Ben, it's time to like go out and he had all day he felt the weather on the way into work like he knew he had all day. I'm like the chairs out there. Let me take you out there real quick to make sure you're good. And as soon as he stepped outside, he's like, Oh, I don't think I'm going to be able to do this. It's real cold out here. 45. And I said, we still had like 10 minutes before the stream. I said, Oh, we have a huge room full of coats. And we have so many things that you could put on. And he's like, all right, he grabs a blanket. He goes

back outside for a second. He's like, no, I really don't think I could do this. I was like, dude, you had like weeks. Well, I'm sure he had other stuff going on, right? He was too cold. He couldn't obtain an overgarment. I said, I've said we have so much time. So he's like, OK, OK. But he didn't do anything.

He just kind of kept standing there. So I was trying to get everything set. Now I'm running around trying to find coats. And then I find a bunch of coats. And he goes, I'm going to need a hat. I can't. then I find a bunch of coats from him. He goes, I'm gonna need a hat I was like my head almost exploded. He was pushing the goalpost on you Pussy yeah, then he's like I'll see you be warm He's like, I'll see how long I can last so he goes out there and he's out there for like we cut him the first time

The first three minutes and then afterwards I hear him on my he's like, yeah, I gotta get out of here I can't do this he was just tapped out after I just like quit and I saw him in the gambling cave on his phone hanging out the rest of time I was like this motherfucker because the whole thing you call highlight it was the cars.com mad was to highlight that cars.com parking spot was like the whole cell and he just couldn't do it one I love seeing you mad two warranted three yeah Yeah Go figure. Yeah, I know I know god bless them. What temperature was it 42 40 40 mid 40s? It was I don't think he respects you. That's the problem it for clearly. That's bullshit though, but that's okay. That's okay

It's not okay. No, he's you're higher on the ladder than him. I don't know. I'm telling you I know the ladder They're higher on the ladder than him. I just like if somebody here is like hey, we'd be part of my thing. I'm on yes Yes, oh my god It's almost like it's your job Might be a punishment a penance. Yeah, not a punishment. I'm not mad at him now And that's such a silly thing to be mad about, but I... No, you have everybody. I'm so upset.

Oh, that's crazy. You were running around, you gave me, thank you for letting me jump on that. You gave me like a stack of papers. You were like, this is this, this is that. And I was like, okay, you really were taking charge. It was a gag of fuck anyway, but it was fun. It was fun.

But it was for an ad too. Yeah, yeah. That's the part that makes me mad. Yeah, you bet he had like a month to get a coat Find your coat you know it takes about two I like kept specifying to him like you'll be in like a beach chair out in the open and then the first thing he asked Me he was like I'm gonna be in a car right in that spot. I was like no I told you there he is Brando. Coming in hot.

Brandon, I didn't want to have Fred come on till you were here. Smooth? Yeah, he's doing that Donnie now. Then he'll come on. Hey, Brandon. You're sweating, Brandon. No, that was my hair. Oh, your sea salt spray.

I got a haircut yesterday. He got a haircut yesterday. It's going down. Oh, you look good. Yeah, thanks. Thanks. You should say thanks before yeah. No, thank you. good. Yeah, thanks. Thanks. Just say thanks before yeah, but no I thank you

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Do you guys remember yesterday when we were going to do the gauntlet, body armor gauntlet, and there wasn't an ad written down? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. And Steven said, oh, well, I'll just read it because I don't have it, but it's fine. Yeah Turns out every ad we read yesterday was wrong No, not true

Okay, I guess the row back is on every ad every show and so is I knew did you and Did you potentially pace the wrong days ads yesterday correct? Oh? But there was strong overlap. There's only one There was strong overlap is what he's trying to say we screw over. Oh my god Yesterday Steven pasted copy and pasted all the wrong ads on yesterday's show All that all that's wrong except Mobile X so not all So not all the ads. So not all the ads.

And we also didn't have the body armor ad. I read the body armor ad. But we didn't have it. What is the word that Shay needs to be here? Hmm. Accountable? No, not an awesome thing. You're not even being accountable right now.

You're basically saying it wasn't a mistake. Oh, no, yeah, no, I messed it up. But I'm just saying like there was overlap. It's not amateur. But it doesn't happen a lot off the clock. It's not often. Here was over. It's not amateur, but it doesn't it doesn't happen a lot off the clock It's not often here at the office professional Fucking pro you fucking professional Stephen for one. Yeah, I got the days wrong I Got the days wrong and I put the wrong as but but that'll probably be the last show in a while you

For That'd be the last show for you certainly won't do it in the next week. Uh, what day is today? Maybe not the next week. Today's Thursday. Dates not my strong suit. Yeah, we got zero dates with that incident so far it's just interesting Stephen because you give us a lot of guff I don't think he does give us a lot of guff Che gives you guff oh he's a guff man kind of guff is he giving and think of any type of guff hey hey hey bro beat me bro beat me chated oh yeah he did that's a great way to put it. He did probably you brought me the monster behind the glass. Yeah

Not my finest moment I used to have brows Don't have brows anymore Like that a little too much Like that a little too much Those a PL you think He brow beats us, What are you doing here? Yeah, I'm hanging haven't seen you in a while got a show tonight the laugh factory Oh, that sounds fun. Just you just know me and Joey. Oh, yeah, you you're gonna come he didn't want to come

He did not actually He's I think he should be landing soon ish hopefully mm-hmm It's just cold out there snowy out there. Yeah, Owen rough. How's the drive in? I don't know I did it at five o'clock this morning So we're from what I hear everybody drives in and naps everybody who can really today I don't use through that on a show. Yeah, really today. I worked out today I forced myself to work out because I've been falling out of the workout So I I sat over there in that corner until I felt like working out and then I did. How long did you sit over there? For about 15 minutes.

Just sitting? No I listened to some music. I listened to my 2001 to 2005 Bangers playlist. What's on it? There's some there's some 41 into deep there's a lot of Green Day. There's some Three Doors Down of course here without you. Kelly Clarkson's Since You Been Gone's on there. Evanescence of course. Yeah. Good stuff. Samara Kelly that's a little problematic these days. Separate the orphanage.

Nobody was here. It's been problematic for a few days. Yeah, yeah. Not just these days. It's been problematic for a while. Think he was even problematic when we were bumping that song. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Was he almost married to Aliyah? I tried to marry well when she was 15 Yeah, sure. I think you're thinking of a shanty shanty

You're sick clip the guy for the Dodgers where he's like, do you have your passport? In the he's singing too. I think he's performed. Oh that's like have your passport Oh, are you ready to get on my plane? Yeah, and it's like children in the audience See you big cat see big cat good guy Damn good guy. Hey everybody hadn't seen anybody today. Hey Kate. Hey Brandon. Hello. Hello This might be the day you get stuck at the office. Kyle. Yes. It might be. I have the jeep. I just turned on it. Five countries in this world or one syllable countries, go.

Chad. One. Laos. Two. What the? France. Three. Spain. What the? France? Three. Spain? Uh-huh. How many more?

One. Oh shit. Now we're at an impasse because I don't remember what it is. No, I remember now. You remember it? Yeah. Okay. To, you know, to make this more exciting.

Mm-hmm. I don't know if that's possible, but... Is it... exciting mm-hmm I don't know if that's possible but is it would you call it a main country a popular kind I would call it a popular country especially both in food and maybe a destination whoa Europe yes southern Europe Greece Greece nice get Where'd you that's fun? That's good bread. I saw a tick-tock good job, Brandon. Yeah If any of you ever see tick-tocks with the same any fun trivia, I would love to I'm trying no trivia That's not my algorithm. What's yours just hard dicks?

Fuck you I Wish not on that app Twitter Twitter's another story. Oh Twitter is just Twitter is nasty. Mm-hmm Are there a lot of hard dicks on come on? Sorry You know how's the how's a genius is going? Poorly, I don't like it. Why it's a good show and you should watch it It's a good show and you know truth there The only thing is the other night. I had to throw a fit because one of our guest geniuses Tried to steamroll the show and could only do the recording at like nine o'clock at night

Oh, that's gonna make me very late. Not like a like a non-barstool. So no it's me it's me and Kirk and then we always have a rotating barstool genius. Oh it was a barstool person. Yeah and this person was kind of an asshole and only could do it at one time and made everybody change their schedule and and I said Jeff I just can't do it then so we had Eddie substitute in for him. That was me. Oh! That's correct.

Oh! Well yeah I mean it was 6 or 7 o'clock that's tough on a Monday. I said I could do it Thursday and then I got switched to Monday at a yeah I said I preferred 9 o'clock. I was told that was an open window like to 9 o'clock Eastern. Well Jeff thought it was open but me and Kirk closed it real quick cuz I was just too late that's fair miscommunication and Kirk's on Eastern time yeah yeah that's crazy they're doing trivia 10 p.m. yeah you can't know you can't late that's late yeah you can't

do that yeah we did it at 8 did you know your brain is your brain is gone at 7 oh yeah yeah you got no chance for your brain you could do like an extreme spin-off of the geniuses do it at 10 or something Yeah, that would be crazy, but 7 a.m. 10 p.m. No fly for the good show It's all sports. I do enjoy just the time slot is different. I do enjoy it I just don't like when people like Che try to steamroll us, you know Reactions are too much He's had he's having a bad day. Okay, cuz he's gonna block people on Twitter, so he's breaking

No, that's a good day. Why you such a che hater Brandon? I'm not there was a meme a mean meme about you that went viral What a Brandon? It's fun to hear yeah, what? was like it was the King of the hill puts the sign up against the classroom. Did you see that? I didn't see it. Yeah, there was a mean meme about you.

It was like on my for you. And it had like 3,000 likes. Why was that on your for you? I don't know. What was the joke? Uh. I've seen several memes about- Just because you work at Barstool doesn't mean you know Ball.

Oh. Bobby Hill pressing that sign. It's probably all South Carolina fans. That's a huge W for Barstool though. So you work under the assumption that if you work at Barstool you do know ball. That's huge for us. That's actually very complimentary. It was like the guy coming up, he was like, they'd be offended if they could read and the classroom was just filled with you. you you can't see like this so you can't

would you used to block anyone who liked a bad tweet about you ah I used to but that was back when I was sensitive yeah well would you ever go to therapy no what am I gonna do to a therapist? Yeah, you're right. Block him. Block the therapist.

You finish your first session, you're like, hey, you got any social media? All right, I'll see you never. No, it was a mean meme. Where did the chill guy thing start? I'm too old. I'm lost. I like it. Ask TJ. TJ and Connor were on too old. I'm lost. I like it. Ask TJ. TJ and Connor were on this chill guy for a while. I like it. I think it's over.

Okay, but oh yeah, well obviously, cause we found out about it. Well no, he's He's outwardly saying he's gonna copyright strike. And then he went private on Twitter. Chill guy has been copyrighted like legally. I'll be sure. Take down's on for profit related things over the next few days. What a dick! So I think this means like, that's the most unchilled thing ever people are turning into like chill guy coin like crypto coins With the image on it and also like big companies using it in their promotional material like using them

But either like that's exciting so is he gonna take down this show if we show a chill guy meme because this is a for-profit Thing that like he would have legal copyright rights Who is he? What's the guy? He's an artist explain this to me like I'm an old out-of-touch or a woman later middle-aged Yeah, thank you guys me. I just I got time you guys focus on something else go ahead there The meme is that there is a like animated dog He's just he looks like he's from like the Arthur universe. Yeah, and the meme is I Don't know you were gonna do this But you're a chill guy and people were like this dog cartoon looks super chill

So we're just gonna superimpose it over thing. They made a meme coin. So did the guy make this Got the chill guy with the intention of it being a chill guy Does he look like KB? TJ help us here you know it a little bit It's all it's just he's just chill guy does something that is would be frowned upon by a partner Maybe but he's still just a chill guy. I think and it's also very funny. I asked last night What is this and all the like 500 plot replies just being like it's just chill guy So it's kind of like that's all they got it. Just chill guy. Okay. Yeah, I

Think that's like a 24-hour type deal. That was like part first onion Remember that oh yeah, yeah I liked that shit sucks oh that was fun for if you well wait if you get into it if you get into it like right at the beginning it is fun for 24 hours there's a rush to it the memes are fun yeah yeah no it's a date so that's like a guy he like did something bad but it doesn't matter because he's chill. Yeah Got it. I think I'm caught up probably missing the last leg, but you're just chill guys to make another bet Okay, okay. Oh damn. He lets you down

You're just chill guys. You watch them again next Sunday. Yep. That makes sense. I won you saw them all yeah They're all the same. Yeah, that's done. I Like the music copyrighting the music that goes along with it is what is cool So it's just a way to say this bad thing happened to me But then I'm gonna add my whole family was murdered, but yeah, yeah, you're unaffected Yeah, but instead of just saying like I lost my parlay You have to now put it in a meme form with a cartoon dog and say when you lose your parlay But you're a chill guy, right? It's like the trauma. Don't candy salad. Yeah, I

Don't know People go like people to go like really far with it like I mean it basically what I'm asking is like was 9-eleven involved Mmm, that's usually the end of the memes Yeah, I was just going to work or you know and then my power exploded, but I'm just a guy Good, I mean you go crazy shit Nagasaki's like yeah a bomb just went off. Yeah, there are there are a lot of sickos mine to go there Yeah, it's not ours. I mean. I'm definitely just I wouldn't do that

I would do that instantly It got me I got me Get it now. Yeah, should I do a chill guy at my show tonight? Just putting out there chill guys were copyrighted like all right not like brand accounts using has a trend That's kind of something. I don't really care about I do just ask for credit or Xbox is mainly unauthorized Merchandise and shit. Okay that makes sense. Oh, I actually This guy's not wrong if you're selling merch on his art. Yeah, he deserves yeah And a shit coin yeah

How do you make a shit coin? I don't know I saw that one kid though rug pull for 30 well You're all did it right? Yeah, right yeah really yeah You gave the double birds Yeah But then they reversed it on them and they they just like they made it skyrocket They made skyrocket he'd be a millionaire if he hadn't sold he would have made like 10 million dollars But if he hadn't sold they wouldn't have skyrocketed true That's a catch-22 Wow Mm-hmm, and they're everywhere. Wow, but he have fake sold

Yeah, I guess you could have had faked him? No, no. Because you actually have to do the selling. What's Catch 22, where'd that term come from? What's 22? I think it's from a Kurt Vonnegut book. It's from the book. We're back here now? Yeah, we never left.

Started the book Catch 22. That's the paradox of this show. You're thinking the catcher in the rye. Ah yes, yes, yes. You think we leave a topic, but the topic never leaves us. It always stays. We're a Catch-22 show. Yeah.

It's from the book? Paradoxical situation where a person is trapped. I don't think he ever explains it. Oh, Joseph Heller. I'm dumb. No. I don't think he ever explains the 22 part. It's a funny book.

Taylor Swift. See you, Kyle. Bye, Kyle. You guys should make a coin, a shit coin. Oh, hey, here, buddy. We do well we do you like the physical spins forever Oh, you okay? We'd like a No, it's it's uh I think it's gonna be us currency, and then we could pump and dump yeah Yeah, that's what we do. That's what I do, at least. Yeah.

You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I don't get that. Fucking sex. Clear out the pipes. First you pump, then you dump. I got a weird question for you, Pat. I'm sorry, Kate, what? What'd you say? Right off the heels of a pump and dump.

Just because you work for Barstow doesn't mean you know Ball. If those kids could read it. That's all right. It's all you in there. That's a really good one. I found some tough pictures of you too. Shaved head before cool hair, Brandon. That was on my For You and I said not I.

Did you like it? Like and save so you get more? Didn't like it. I didn't click on it to expand it so there wouldn't be any more of that mm-hmm And it had three three thousand like I think a lot Okay, that means you're popular and it is implying that working a bar still means you know ball So it's good for the rest of us mm-hmm yeah, but I'm yeah No, it's not me if you're like a team player you'd be like that's great for the oh congratulations. Yeah, he did it for us

Did it for the people I did it for the rock okay weird question time. I knew I was cooking I was like baby, right. What's the weird question? No, I don't think this is I don't think this is offensive. It's just a question Could you look at me? Could you could you fuck a girl like a porn star? Could you last forever? Yeah, why don't you do that? Yeah? The reputation alone should I do should I do pounding yeah, just like yeah, he fucking lasts for three hours I wish I were Yeah, he fucking lasts for three hours. I wish I were

I lost my virginity in the front seat of my dad's 2005 Chevy Trailblazer. I was like pounding this girl. I Remember me and like oh my god. I was like you are fucking right? I was like, why are you not coming? Oh Lo and behold shit fast forward 15 years. I'm on stage as a woman in Chicago So that actually so I'm so not gay that I last 30 seconds. Yeah. Yeah straight as hell. Yeah Yes, it's actually gay to last long. Yeah And it's disrespectful to women. This is a win for me Yet is disrespectful to women. That's a fact. But like if your girl cheats just be like please tell me it wasn't a gay guy Because we're just all about their pleasure

But yeah, I mean that would kind of rock every now and then to just be like I'm just gonna fuck like a porn star I guess I don't know why so many women are confused about their sexuality Why didn't come with him again? Yeah, and again and again or this guy or that guy not me though Maybe I will Should I lay pipe this weekend, just lay some pipe maybe I'll lay if you're in Chicago you want me to lay pipe Slide in if you want to walk funny for the entire week yeah well let's not over promise lay pipe that was a good question thank you what did you ask him I asked if he could just like last forever with the chick and you

said yeah yeah yeah I have that has to be like a boost yeah it was concerning at the time. I was like, I should be coming. But like, if I were Pat, I would do it every now and then just for confidence, being like, just laying pipe. I've thought about it. Crazy pipe. I just don't know if I could bring myself to it.

But it wasn't like fun, probably? No. It wasn't doing the stair master? It was nerve wrecking. Yeah, it was like a stair master. Just going nowhere. It was nerve wrecking. I was like, I was just going to-

Slightly uncomfortable, a little cardiovascular. Well, then I realized like, oh, it's on nerve-wracking. I was slightly uncomfortable a little Cardiovascular then I realized like oh, it's on me to end this Was she stars to fucking raisin canes I'm like running that whole thing back in my head I want to say your name so bad Where were you guys like parked somewhere in the boonies? Oh, yeah, we were parked we were parked in the boonies. I can't stop thinking about her now She's the one that got away. I would love to hear like just be like yeah, it's the best I've ever had yeah, it had to have been good. I was like it was I was like I'm a porn star, but I'm also 18

What is going on? She was on her period Yeah, no oh no Pat that was fine. I was just like what is this piece of toilet paper down anyway? Give an ad read fine I was just like what is this piece of toilet paper Dan anyway you want to do the Tommy John ad read Brandon? Oh me okay hi. Yeah you've been crushing the ad reads. Really have. Tommy John is hands down the best underwear I've ever worn everything Tommy John makes is meticulously crafted to breathable stretch fabric from breathable stretch fabric for the perfect fit including their lounge wear and sleepwear for both him and her.

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They're booming. They're booming. They're booming. They're booming. They're booming. They're booming. They they're booming they're booming me they're booming Booming it's just the guys. They're having fun. They're booming. I can watch them for hours Yeah, they did a promo last night or confirm. I've actually seen the promo But that's Renee young and I love her are they gonna mention guys. I am back here a big justice and big boom AJ

This is your zero hour, you're gonna be taking on QT Marshall. This is a match 20 years in the making. Well Renee, it may have been 20 years in the making for QT, but for me, it all started when he threw the double chong chocolate cookies. All right, well be that as it may, you have not been in the ring in 20 years.

Are you at all concerned of how your body's gonna hold up out there? I'm not concerned at all because I only have one strategy. It's the same strategy we have each and every day. And it's the ring. I'll bring the ball. But Renee, we do have a special announcement to make because when I ring QT Marshall's bell and I power

boom him right through the ring at the Prudential Center, there's only one guy we want ringing that bell. Big Justice! My best friend, The Rizler! Oh shit. Woo! Bring the ball! So are we turning on him?

No, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not. That was a good promo. I'll never turn on The Rizler. The Rizler and Big Justice aren't the same person? No. That was Big Justice. That was Big Justice. That was Big Justice. Nick, that was not a good promo.

He, opponent name, where it's happening, city. It was a functional promo. Double-double. Dude, we gotta be honest, it was not a good promo. It was everything you need in a promo. Brandon? Well, when he said double chunk chocolate cookie, I think he was anticipating a crowd pop. Yeah, it made no sense.

He didn't get it. Yeah, he's he's ever since my opponent brought the double chunk Make sense our AEW fans are stupid like what's must be they don't they don't get it all Why should he's over their level? Why not? AWS let them come to the Ryan what are you looking at? What's going on? I don't know Ryan was like inquisitive. I like this. Are you a wrestling fan Ryan? I Mean I used to be when I was younger, but not that much okay. Did you think that was a good promo? No, I just honestly was intrigued on Brandon's reaction on oh They all have kind of been we get the people go. Thank you for being intrigued. Yeah, I might start a podcast about wrestling one day

I don't know It's I have not number one justice on an AJ. Oh, I'd love to yeah I like them the way that promo works is they wanted to do it for real is is AJ should have gotten like Insanely graphic in front of his kid And like I'm gonna fucking rip his guts out. I'm gonna kill him, his whole family. Go home to his wife and I'm gonna. And then be like, and then at the end, what am I gonna do, big justice?

And he says, boom. And that's it. You gotta find that. Yeah, I think we just need more, at this point, we're hungry for more out of them. Yeah. A little more taste of humanity from them. and I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it I think they're leaning on the Rizzo too much Well, I mean you were too huh you would too

If I were trying to exploit my son for money I wouldn't also I wouldn't overshadow him with another kid a Pudgy or smaller boy okay but like what like if you have Michael Jordan you're only gonna play him ten minutes a game hmm hmm they got the Taco Bell swagger the sit well you know for ingredients just distributed differently. Wow. That was profound. Yeah. And it works for them. Both of them. Yeah. You got some birthdays for us today? Fuck. Come on, Kyle. Just think I think I looked and it was weak. We tried it. Let me come. Big cat. Your thing was cool with the guy who handed you

the envelope. Oh, yeah. So you really put that bad in? Yeah. Envelope. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. When we were in Detroit in April for the draft, a kid handed me an envelope with a piece of paper in it and said, take Turk scoobal to win the Cy Young plus 500. And I bet it right away. It's plus 400 $6,000. And he won it last night. And then I gave him 15 I gave the kid 1500 bucks. but it's like yeah Yeah, what's a scubal part of the Tigers group that was here? He was not

But he's the man yeah, and he deserved it. He was unanimous. I young it's kind of a cool story I mean, it's gonna lead Unfortunately, it so it worked Unfortunately, it will lead to me losing a lot of money. A lot of envelopes coming in. You think now people are gonna have it. There's a lot of people who are gonna hand me stuff and I'm gonna bet them all and I'm gonna be chasing that.

So, net, this is gonna be a losing proposition for me, but this is a cool story. That is cool. That's all he said, trust it. Yeah, so, yeah, and I put the bet in one minute before I posted the picture. Don't look at the tweet below either. I didn't realize that was there.

And then people started pointing it out. The tweet below. Oh. Oh no. Before the bad man's coming. Yeah. People were like, hey, remember this? That's a bummer.

Picture of Caleb Williams. Just filming myself. I like to clarify what Detroit fans are awesome I'm speaking about ADVLs, I see the confusion lines fans have one more day before the Batman's coming. Ugh. Yeah. They have the hardest remaining schedule.

Yeah. The Bears? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, we're gonna get our teeth kicked in. Multiple times. On Thanksgiving too. Oh yeah. Which you need teeth for Thanksgiving.

Oh yeah. Oh my God. That's the worst day to lose your teeth. If you eat early, you'll be fine too. Oh, yeah, which you need teeth for thanks. Oh, yeah I gotta have the worst day to lose your teeth early. You'll be fine. Oh, yeah. Yeah And then the Giants play the Cowboys Rose rush verse Tommy DeVito This might be the worst Thanksgiving Packers Dolphins late Good if the Dolphins win they'll they'll be in the heart. Yeah, but yeah, it's gonna be bad They'll they'll be in the yeah, but yeah, it's gonna be bad Yeah, it's why are the Giants starting so drew lock. I don't know. I think they're trying to sell cutlets. Okay Seriously, I don't know the Giants have drew lock. Yeah, he was the second quarterback and then they benched Dana Jones They're like just actually it's gonna be Tommy still the second. I ever been like really bad. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, drew lock. Oh, yeah, Broncos Yeah, you must just get a lot of respect online compared to no. It's not one clip

He beat the Eagles last year like in Seahawks. Yeah, that's a question that I might still have for myself I was expressed to me that I was gonna be QB to interesting situation No, no drew lock has the one clip of him dancing on the sideline And so whenever he does something good and the name obviously, but yeah, no, he's not good He's not good at all Yeah that one Yeah, yeah, that's cool. I know how that can confuse you It's got to suck to be like I would so much rather just be a fifth round

It's got to suck to be like I would so much rather just be a fifth round Pick and just be a career backup than a guy who people had hopes for No, yeah, and they were like, oh he sucks Mike Glennon Mike Glennon would be a good one But he was drafted early wasn't he he was you guys the Bears gave him what we? We gave Mike Glennon a big contract and told him he's gonna be the starter then we drafted mr. Risky like a week later Yeah Yeah, there's got there's some who's the best who would be the best call backup quarterback Nick Foles

Yeah, I guess but he chased Daniel forever. Yeah, yeah someone did the stats and he like made like a hundred thousand dollars for every pass Tyrod Tyrod no clamoring don't actually play Did the stats and he like made like a hundred thousand dollars for every pass tie rod tie rod no Clamoring don't actually play A couple times if you know you saw you're saying you know you suck and you don't want to actually be asked Charlie waiters Jim Sorgy had the bargy sorgy was Peyton Manning's backup. Yeah, like ten years never played I never even heard of him. Yeah, he went to Wisconsin never played Charlie magic used it to played and I've even heard of him. Yeah. He went to Wisconsin, never played Charlie. Magic used it to to Fitz magic like rung every bit of backup out of himself. Yeah. But he became not a backup. Right. Luke McCown. Cooper rush has been the cow. Josh Josh Josh. Is it 20

years now? Yeah. I feel like he's been there ever. 94. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Back 65 years old. Yeah. I thought that was right. I'll trade on the tires though. But it also has to suck Wow 65 years old Thought that was right. I'll tread on the tires though But it also has to suck to be a backup and then the starter gets hurt in the middle of a game You're like yeah, that sucks shit I'm not ready for this that really sucks, but you don't even have to win No, but you can't look like so so bad. Can we get a Yak back up that we never put in the game? Oh.

Oh, yeah. And everybody's clamoring for him. Yeah. Just never put him in. Nicky Smokes. Get our own Chase Daniel. As long as it's not someone who's already here. Ha ha.

Ha ha. Ha ha. Your own Chase Daniel. I want Fred Smoot to come on. I do, too. Can you look at Donnie? Whatever they're cooking smells unbelievable. I hope they bring it in. I'm still thinking about those dumplings from the other day.

Fred Smoot's the best talker ever. Fred Smoot. Where is he on your Mississippi State? He is top five. Really? Whoa. SmootSmack.com. Yep. Smoot for Heisman. He only was there two years, but me and him are like, we're the same age. We're both class of 97. I think we're separated by four days. But class of 97, he went to Hines, I went to Scuba, Juco, and then we both went to Mississippi State. He was gigantic. He was huge. He was great. He was on our best team ever at that time, the 10-2 1999 team. Beat Clemson in the Peach Bowl. I love him, I love that man. What was the Smooth Smack?

I'm not. That's the Twitter, he invented Twitter. He just was a renowned shit talker. Okay. So he created a website where people could talk shit to him and he could talk shit back. He said that it was like not enough for him to just talk shit during the game,

he wanted it before the game. He needed more. He needed more. Yeah. Is. Yeah. Is that some sort of pasta sauce? What do we got? What do they do? There's Smooch.

Wow. And it was way back. It's just like 99, 2000. And he's playing for, who's he playing for? What's that? Washington? He played for Minnesota and Washington. Yeah.

The Washington football team. In what year? He played from uh so uh. One to oh nine. Ninety-nine two thousand. Yeah. So he was probably in the oh one draft. Yeah to oh nine. Uh yeah. He was the love boat. He didn't have that long of a career. Yeah he was the love boat. Yeah age forty-five. April seventeenth. Nineteen seventy-nine. Wait what's your birthday? April thirteenth. Nineteenth, 1970. Wow. Whoa! Stuff. You guys are like the same person.

Yeah, we're practically the same person. That's crazy. Like I said, he went to Heinz in Jackson and I went to Scuba. Have you talked to him already? Very briefly. Yeah, we gotta get him on. Yeah. I want him to do the gauntlet too.

Legend. I meant to bring a cowbell for him to sign but I didn't want to be that guy. No! You have to have a cowbell lined around you. Be that guy! I forgot my good cowbells. That's not his first phone number. You should get your hat signed, Nick.

Oh, I should! You did give me this hat. He's going to think you're the Mississippi Steak guy. Well, he kind of is. He's going to see that hat and he's going to think you're the Mississippi State guy. Well, he kinda is. He's gonna see that hat and he's gonna think you're the Mississippi State guy. I'll be ready. What will you be ready for?

What if he says, what was your favorite game of mine in 1999, what do you say? All of them. Shit. Fuck. All right. Wait, TJ, what did you send us? Somebody tagged me and it's like another girls can only do only no

Another thing Kate's gonna win some more shopping oh I've seen this oh, oh Yeah, I promise you I cannot do this We need a real girl. You might die get a real girl in here Whoa whoa? Why why why happy all right? Well, let's try. I know I can't Kate I know I can't and gay guys do it real. I'm like half a guy though, so it wouldn't count okay

So just do one hand all All right, big cats down. Hold on, wait for the cameras guys, wait for the cameras. Good arch. I was saying, why are you arching your ass? You're cocking your ass and not hanging out. My God. Good Lord. All right, all right, y'all are, oh, Kate did it.

No! What the hell? No chance, KB, do it. Yeah, not even close. Keep the core tight, KB, do it. I don't think, yeah. Not even close. Keep the core tight, KB. Not even close. They got a wide base.

Oh, look at that ass. Oh my god. It's a hips thing. No, see? Not even close. Wow. Not even close. Close.

Aw, you guys must be doing it differently. No. We suck. Huh. I'm afraid to be able to do it Do it price so good. It's gonna I can't do it. What if I am able to do it? That's a disaster Well, it's call you gay. Yeah, I guess

Maybe I'll have to save it What do we found for the show tonight now she will tour.com? We found the two things women can do that. Yeah. Yeah, but useful to society. What's the first thing the Basically the exact same thing except put your forehead on the wall. Yeah, it's that Be vice president once yeah, yeah and one time only we have a hibachi chef now what's number women in hibachi? We found the one chef who was on the show with me. It was uh, yeah one turn we have a hibachi chef now what number women in hibachi We found the one chef who was on the show with me. It was uh, yeah We should start an initiative more with yeah I said I was talking to them about how you never see a woman hibachi

Yeah, and so they googled it and they found it was like one small town in Minnesota celebrating that they had a woman hibachi chef. It was a hobachi oh that is weird ho bitchy you also never see male librarians no yeah that's straight up yeah you don't know that's a happen you see a male librarian you gotta get out of there yeah that doesn't happen how often are you in libraries never maybe that's why you're not seeing I've never out there. They're just never notice you never see library Libraries were things libraries are I've been recently kind of depressing places. Yeah, remember the Dewey decimal system What was that was the drawers fucking long virus? Oh, there's like

Yeah, oh yes. Yes. Yes my kids do the was it by genre. I go pretty frequently Yeah, I go do you see any male librarians? What are we doing in the? 50s trying to do it 50 just did it do it no, but I think he was too far back He might have done it He might just move you like that was in the Russian. He's built different who is oh, that's memes Wait Stephen

You've seen male librarians. I'm sure I have I don't I don't really look at the librarians It's just a bunch of like games and shit for kids Libraries are like kind of cool. I used to love going as a kid. There's a library by me that does, they create a miniature golf course once a year and you play miniature golf in the library. That's mine in New Jersey?

Shout out, Rutherford. And you play that? You play? I walked, I had a caddy for my kids. Oh. You wanted to play. Yeah, no, it looked cool. It's two dollars. Fun time

Libraries Got a lot of perks like a lot of free perks like what you can get free You have like a reader you can download the book for free from the library's Wi-Fi You think used to rent movies from the library back in growing up. Oh yeah. Big time. Yeah. A weird thing my dad did for maybe ten years was he would go to the library every night. Beat off in the rags?

And rent a movie and then burn the movie so he would own it. So he would buy it. That is a little weird thing. Every night? Wait, what did he do? Every night? Every year? Good movie, I'm ready for another thing. Wait, what did he do? Good movie, I'm ready for another. So how many movies does he have?

Hundreds. What's your dad's name again? Chung Kong. Wait, every night? That's crazy. Yeah, every night is crazy. Was he profiting? Stop at the library, get a new DVD. Stealing? Would he watch it or just burn it?

Eventually watch. I was thinking like fire burn. Oh, oh, oh. I was like, why would he do it? Does he still have like a bunch of blank, like a bunch of DVDs that are burnt from the library? I don't know. I would assume, but I'm not sure.

I'll find out over Thanksgiving break. Yeah. I had a morning radio show in college and I like Last the people in my dorm for like anybody want any specific CDs and then I would sneak them out and burn them for my Unlike burn CDs for everybody. I thought that was like my burning season. I used to love had a huge book Oh, yeah, you wrote on the visor. Yep. Yes It was a better time. Mm-hmm Getting a new song was the best. Oh, yeah having it in your possession. Yes

Mm-hmm. I even like getting an iTunes gift card and just trying to pick out The 99 cent songs I wanted that was good It was so hard to write on the CDs that with a pen it was fun The pen or with a mark. It was like you took a girl do it I bet you had a label maker for your CDs. Uh, no. No, I liked writing on the CDs I used to dot my eyes with little X's Rockin real. Hey, yeah There was like a specific dude handwriting you did on CDs. Mm-hmm

Yep, okay cool guy okay is Fred still cooking Oh hammer me okay they must be making shows Fred they're going oh I think they're about to be done media full oh that was the end okay that was the end what What is that? Pasta. Does he make enough for like, everyone, like people, he just makes enough for his guests. He makes enough for Brandon. Yeah. You just, you get to eat the food? Yes.

What's that deal you have? I suck his dick every Thursday. That's all it takes? No, I, Johnny has a motorcycle. I just asked him for it. He called me and asked me how to turn after he got his motorcycle what he didn't research that before he was like So how you call me up? He's like so how do you turn wait? What are you talking about?

Why do you call do you know I got a oh you have a motor that does like cross-country? Yeah, I want to see your motorcycle. We I don't think it's on on the internet. What motorcycle do you have? It's a Ducati Goddamn, TJ. I didn't know that it's a this summer. What? I drive it all I go back to Massachusetts all the time So you're just Johnny cakes I'm Johnny cakes I'm Johnny cakes Pedicakes

See if I can find a picture. Oh, I was thinking Bugatti. Oh Bugatti. Ducatis are nice. Oh, it's great. It's crazy. I you wear a helmet Yeah, you got it. Do you weave through cars and shit occasionally? It's like a desk. It's scary if you do that you got to make sure you look way ahead I have a garage in the city Wow Do you drive around in the city? No yeah, just the one I leave See if I can find did you go to Tennessee by yourself? We went gang shoe me and Donnie are trying to start a gang. I went there for a

Live show that we were doing so I drove there and I visited two buddies on the way and I drove back That's that's awesome. It was a lot of when you're all that long of a trip your arms. Not really you listen to music Oh, yeah, I've got music in the headphones. Is that a little in the helmet? No, it's legal That's awesome. They just got me some cameras. I'd be scared. So I can start vlogging it. Is it more like,

Weeeee, Ahhhhh, Or this is boring like driving. More like, Waaaaahhhhh. That's the sound. The sensation. Oh, God.

Like, weeeee, this is a thrill, Ahhhhh, this is scary, or- Oh, it's fun. It's the most fun you can have. It's like, because if you don't pay- You have have it's like because if you don't pay you have to Pay attention because if you don't you die So it's like you can't think of anything else other than what is on your mat mom kind of therapeutic Yeah, but oh, it's great not being able to think about anything else is nice. It was oh, I see what you're saying

Yeah, you can't like have here's your head thoughts. Yeah We're gonna start putting out some moto vlogs. I just got some cameras set up to the bike Hey, do you need a dude you want a car? Oh? Sidecar wouldn't be Kyle have any of you ridden a motorcycle no Moped I had a moped in college That's cool. Yeah a moped 400 bucks, and it was so shitty It would break down all the time and I just left it, but they get you a to be at all yeah That's good That's how I drink gas links. I used to saffon gas out of my friend's moped

I'd tell him I need to say for some gas and then I would it comes out fast Real fast. Oh, you're switching. Oh Send the no, I don't I can't wear a hat I can't let Fred smooth see me in a hat, but how will he know you're a Mississippi State fan? I just sent you a little more hog TJ I'll hold that Guess I'll just wear a hat

All right birthdays you guys tell me what would make the best debate Carly Rae Jepsen Michael Strahan Ken Griffey Jr. What's the question? That's what I'm asking you. Okay. Wait, what would be the best question? Who's the most recognizable amongst gay millennials?

Carly Rae Jepsen. What is it again? Carly Rae Jepsen who? Ken Griffey Jr. And Strahan. Well, Jepsen. Jepsen. Sure, right? Well, Strahan. Strahan's one. Yeah, Strahan's one. Really big. He's on Good Morning America. Yeah, Strahan. Well, Jepson. Jepson. Sure, right? Well, Strahan everywhere.

Strahan is fun. He's on Good Morning American. Yeah, Strahan is very recognizable. I don't think I could pick Carly Rae out of a lineup. Yeah, I think it's Strahan one, Carly two, Ken Griffey three. I don't know what Carly Rae Jepson looks like at all. I don't know what she looks like either.

Oh. Dude, you'll be fine, dude. Oh, this is Donnie. Trust the new Cubs. That's a sick fucking bike. There she goes. That's a sick you wear armor in the what it's called out. Yeah. Yeah. You posted a video the other day. I guess you were coming back from Boston and it was freezing out and he only had like one layer and he was like, it was getting heated handlebars right now. Oh, there she is. It's so so cold really cool that like my hands will go like I'll take my gloves off And they'll just be white there'll be no blood in my hands. How long have you ridden motorcycles for?

Sounds like my early 20s So come oh, that's my last text from pot Yeah, I woke up tonight. Yeah, that's how I watch is your sleep. Yeah But now you guys sleep in the same bed yeah twin one moved I woke up tonight. Yeah. That's how he watches you sleep. Yeah. But now you guys sleep in the same bed. Yeah. Twin. Well, I moved.

Steven, you want to go grab Fred? Do you still have a voyeuristic perch? Oh, where is he? Where's Fred? Oh, OK. Awesome. Oh, yeah. Go do some Lady and the Tramp with the pasta.

The first day you did it, I said, Donnie, I'll always be here for you. Just bring it to me And I'll take care of it go scoot up next to him Brandon and just dig into the pasta together Oh with the yeah, it's good Well, he made a lot of it, too Where the fuck did Fred go? I know he's in there somewhere. Steven, where's Fred? Where's Fred? Oh there he is.

We found him, we got eyes on Fred. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! Ah! It's like a weird bug hitting your windshield. a

Weird bug hitting your windshield Colton what the fuck it kind of looks like Mac Miller he does He's real close to the Colton here he comes. Oh my god here. He comes Brandon be cool. I'm pregnant. You know you're gonna say I'm not gonna say anything oh you guys Brandon be cool be cool. I'm pretty cool. You know you're gonna say I'm not gonna say anything I know what the one like are we all gonna say I'm gonna say something or what's the Mississippi? Fred smooth Pop those headphones on. Fred Smoot in the building.

Fred, while you were eating. Oh, yeah, it was great, by the way. We didn't realize this. Brandon Walker has you as his top five Mississippi State players of all time. I think a lot of people will in Mississippi State history. That's right, correct. Yeah.

Because I think when you do college, it can't all be about stats. It has to be about, did your team have moments that other team didn't? Did you come in here and change and leave it better than you brought it? 1999, 10 and two. Yeah, that what I'm saying.

So you talking about playing Ricky Williams in the cotton bowl and going to the SEC Championship, coming back the next year and almost going undefeated. Then coming back the next year and taking on undefeated. Then coming back the next year and taking on, once upon a time, Mississippi State was the dog of the SEC. God damn right. We was the dog of the SEC. We were the motherfucking dogs.

Ain't no Georgia. No. Yeah, fuck them. We was the dogs. And then, luckily, I wanna say six, seven years after me, here come Dak, Preston Schmill, Fletcher Cox. We talking about 11 pros on the team. Chris Jones.

Chris Jones, Simmons, they was number one in the nation for 10 weeks. So we've had these glory periods right now. Nobody remembers, all they want to talk about is Ole Miss, they ain't never won nothing. Ain't never won shit. They ain't never won nothing. Never won shit won shit. They ain't never won nothing. Never won shit.

They the bastards from the South. And we're gonna get it back. We're gonna get it back. But we gotta give Coach Libby some time. Yeah. The one thing that college doesn't do anymore, they not about giving time because Brian Kelly about to get ran out of LSU.

Yeah, well he should, he's a bad guy. I been saying, you can't do too much losing. You got two years. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know, if Coach Libby too much losing. You got two years. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. If Coach Libby develop a Southern accent, you think we'll keep it?

No, we'll give him three years, but I think most college coaches have like two years during press. Yeah. And then they get pushed around and they get pushed down or demoted, I'll promote it. So you know that, Brandon, also, you guys are four days apart. Born? Born. We're the exact same age.

So you April 13th, are you April behind me? I'm 13th. And I'm 17th. Yeah. Were the exact same age. So you, so you, April 13th are you April behind me? I'm 13th. And I'm 17th. Yeah. You're a good man. I feel like federal aura coming off you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you went to, you went to Provine, right?

I went to Provine High. I went to West Point. You know what? Yeah. We are Kidrick Spirit. I know. I love this. We've been crossing paths and didn't even know it.

Our whole life. Our whole life. Most definitely. I'm with you. And people need to understand that high school football, Mississippi got some of the best high school football in the United States. We don't get that many props for it.

Sometimes they do. Think about this. Is Jerry Rice the gold of wide receiver? Yes. That's Mississippi. Walter Payne ain't the gold of running backs? That's Mississippi. Red Fav, I know he might take a little money

every once in a while. That's the Mississippi right there. I'm just saying, man, Jackie Slater, all of these guys, man, we got more yellow jackets per capital than any state in America. Brandy, you liking this? Wow. This is the best day of my life.

Oh, man. And we got more coming. Chris Jones is gonna get one. No, Chris Jones has a chance legit, Fletcher gonna get one before him. Fletcher Cox has a legit chance to get a yellow jacket. Jeffrey Simmons has a chance to get one. And Jeffrey Simmons is a beast.

All right, so we have our guys. Now I don't think people will say that about Dak right now, cause everybody kinda down on Dak. He still got time. He got 60 million a year too, that'll buy you time. Yeah. I'm with him, but you know, the one thing I'm enjoying about seeing what's going on with Dallas though,

is just the look on Jerry Jones' face when the camera hit it. Yeah. The camera hit it and he just, he got this look on his face like, never ever will it ever happen for me again. Yeah. And it won't happen unless he get out the way and let his son handle, never ever will it ever happen for me again. And it won't happen unless he get out the way

and let his son handle things, it's not gonna happen. Oh, this is good Brandon. Yeah, this is fun, I enjoy this. What was your favorite game that Fred Smoot played in? Fred Smoot, so you were there 98 to 2000, right? Yeah. Were you still there when we beat the Breaks off of Florida? I'm the reason we beat the Breaks.

We beat them 47-35, we had a third and 57. They just scored their last three touchdowns when we was out the game. It was 47-23, it was 47-23. I would say 47-35 is out beating the Braves. We blew them out and they scored two late in the last three minutes. You're gonna like this one though, Dusty Bear.

Check this one out. When I played that Florida game, Jesse Palmer started that game. That's right. Check this one out. When I played that Florida game, Jesse Palmer started that game. But when we ended that game, Sexy Rexie Grossman was named the starter because they put him in like the third quarter and he started to throw the ball to Taylor Jacobs.

We took the starters out. After that, Jesse never started again. Rex Grossman started, but we blew them out. We whipped their fucking ass. And I told him I was gonna do that to him because I never forget when I was young, my high school had the number one player in the state of Mississippi.

His name was Darrell Owens. He was a middle linebacker. And Spurrier came to our neighborhood, which I always stay in the same neighborhood. And he came, talked to my teammate, and I said, you don't see number one on that tape I was number one at that time in high school he just smiled at me I say you gonna recruit me are you gonna have to play me you make the choice and he just laughed at me next time I saw him it was in Starkville on that field and I like you remember me

don't you yes you remember me I'm about to be your worst nightmare. So that's how that came full circle for us. That's awesome. Yeah. But we had a lot of games when we beat Auburn that year. Oh, we beat Auburn to death. We beat Clemson in the Peach Bowl. Oh, we treat Clemson like a stepchild.

Yeah. Like we didn't even want you in part of the marriage. We didn't want you to do nothing. That's what people don't remember. They don't remember those days. Well, in the Peach Bowl, the game was over by halftime. We whooped Clemson so bad, they had Woodrow Damsley at the time at quarterback.

Then they also had Rod Gardner, my teammate for Washington at wide receiver. And that's when I had to tell them, how y'all draft him before me and we just played each other, he had as many catches as a dead man. So them the questions I had to ask. That's good, that's good Brandon, I'm happy you're happy. It's fantastic, yeah I love it. Whatever I can do to make your day brother.

It's been tough. Did you meet him when he was playing? I never, I've never met him, no? I never met him, no. I never met him. But we were in school at the same time. We started off, he started off at Heinz Juco, I started off at East Mississippi, so two different Jucos. So yeah, were you with Dorsey Davis and Toby DeGalland?

Yeah, but I was on basketball, I wasn't football. Alright, so y'all went on the same campus. Yeah. But yeah, you were at Heinz and then at Starfall, I'm sure we crossed paths, we were probably the same parties. We might have went to Rick's with the Hunt Club. I was at the Hunt Club, I was at Rick's, but everybody remember my gold Chevy that I used to park everywhere around campus, it had no decal on it.

Just a gold Chevy, I used to like go to the Union to eat and I'd just park it on the grass. I'd jump out and go to the Union to perform myself. The gold Chevyrivel. It's the golden chariot. It's the chariot to the gods is what I used to call it. Fred Smoot invented Twitter. I did. The legend of the game.

Nobody gives me props for that. I told you if I went to Vanderbilt, y'all looking at a billionaire. Instead I went to Stork Vegas and got chewed up in the bowels of Stork Vegas. It happens man. But I had fun there and I met great people there. House parties, you hit the bars or what? We gonna hit the, like one thing about Storkville, it's a true college city. Alright, so we got a couple of restaurants we go to and we got a couple of restaurants

that the grown people go to. And that's just how it is. That's right. And we have this section where all the college kids go get wasted it and you know in college They drinking anything boom from While I was wrote whatever they all while I was rowed Yeah, house that whatever they can get they hand on that's what they're drinking But then we got fraternity row and sorority row where you can just crash report it anytime

I think most of the members of Three Doors Down was going to the school at the same time. So I would crash in their party. Every time they trying to rock out, I kicked the door in and we'd been to party with them. So it was a crazy atmosphere because at this time, the football team is good, the basketball team is good, and we always can play baseball in Mississippi State.

So like the Whole crowd is rocking in a different way then after hours. We got three doors down. Come on, man We got three doors down for free Yeah, they was going to school Can you tell them Star Falls great place star? Bay pink eye Vegas, Starbuck Bay. You're called Pink Eye. Not Pink Eye.

Oh, you don't get a little Pink Eye anywhere. Anywhere you go. Anywhere. Anywhere that's a good time, come with Pink Eye, right? Yeah, yeah, it's true. If I say, guys, let's go to Amsterdam, we probably coming back with Pink Eye. You're like, share it, Pink Eye, right?

So it's fun, man. It's a sacrifice to fun. That's true. It's a sacrifice to fun. You've got to be willing to take what I call your Batman belt, your utility belt. And your utility belt gotta have different things for different situations.

Fred Smoot, what a legend. Brandon, you weren't kicking doors in the parties, were you? No, I wasn't kicking doors. No, I also wasn't getting invited to the parties either, but whatever. I do remember the gold Chevy. Yes. I didn't remember either, but whatever. I do remember the gold Chevy. I didn't remember that was a Chevy, but I remember the gold car.

I got the gold, I still got that gold car. Really? Was it a box Chevy? It's a box Chevy, 85 Impala. Box Chevy, okay. Yeah, I don't think I deal with his Impalas. I had my 85 and I got bought a 63 because my mom was born in 63

then I got done in Minnesota. But Impalas is what I like, and I keep that car to this day, never drive it. But anytime I need to sharpen my mind or get rejuvenated, I just go sit in that car. Do you keep a place in Mississippi? No, no, my car's with me in D.C. But I just go sit in it, because nobody believed in me

when I had that car. Like that car smells like hunger. All the rest of my car smell like potpourri. That car, that car right there smells like I'm broke. And I need to hit the reset button and I need to figure something out. That car smells like hunger. So I keep it for that reason.

I love that. And by the way, I almost went to West Virginia. Yeah? Yeah, I took a trip there. I took a trip there when they had a Bolger. Was that Bolger? Mark Bolger. Yeah. It was like seven pros on that team. Yeah. So when I went and took that trip there out of junior college because I said I ain't gonna do it all SEC schools because out of college I mean out of high school I did all SEC schools. I didn't even visit nowhere else. I said not this time. I I'm finna go to a Big Ten school, so I went to Indiana, and I almost went there

with Randall L., and I went to West Virginia, and when I left West Virginia, no lie, I told the coach, I'm coming. Like I was in love with Morgantown. Like, I don't remember most of the weekend, but boy, it was a hell of a weekend. That's what I can tell you. And I enjoyed it, and I saw how much talent.

I think Steele's was on that team, Garrett Steele. It had seven pros on that team at least, so I thought about going to West Virginia at that point. I love Mark Bolger. I was a Rams fan for a little bit because of him. Because of Mark Bolger. But then Jackie didn't want you to go to Old Miss? But you know what, no,

I signed with Old Miss out of high school. Oh. Out of high school I signed with Ole Miss. Ole Miss wanted me to take a red shirt to game. Wait, that's what every college wanted me to do because I was still skinny. But I was like, no, I need to play. I need to play. Like if I'm not playing, I'm not going, I'm not going to play.

Don't let me on no college campus. And I'm not playing football. I'm finna turn the riff raff. I can't. Like you gotta know how to check yourself, right? And I'm like, man, I'm just gonna go play football. So that's when I went to junior college, won the national championship there,

beat Kendrea Bell and Georgia military, all those guys. We beat them to death. And then once I did that, I was like, all right, now it's time, and you right. Once you sat down with Jackie Sherrill. It's over. My mom, my mom sat down with Jack, I had already been talking to him. So I already had a feel for him.

But my mom sat down with Coach Cheryl for I think maybe five minutes. She was like, all right, I'm finna go in the kitchen, get you a beer, Jack, and he was like, yeah, bring me two. And my mom turned the corner, she was like, you going to Mid-City State? I was like, why you say that so quick?

She was like, you going to Mississippi State? And I was like, I already was going to Mississippi State, so I'm glad you approve of it. But it felt like home to me. And it felt like I was representing my home, and I can't wipe this lingo, how I talk off. It comes off, and you be like, yeah, you gotta be from the South.

That's where I'm from, I'm happy I got a chance to represent it. I'm happy I got a chance to have glory years there. I'm happy I went there and we was the team that everybody was worried about. We was truly a national championship threat at that time. And Stockville gets to rocking. I don't know about, if you didn't heard these cowbells with 60,000 people ringing these cowbells

It's hard to get out of there man real fair is not live more cowbell. Yes They tried to outlaw deal yeah, they tried that law we weren't all out and most people don't even know the story How we got the cowbell. Do you know the story? You better know it. Do you know it? I know the story. Say the story. We're playing the egg bowl back in the day. A cow wanders onto the field. No, no. It's like 30 cows. Okay, all right. We've got a cowbell on. I think we're playing, no, we're playing Ole Miss. We're playing Ole Miss. It was in 1939 and it. And it comes out and we beat them. Yeah. I think we either came from behind or we beat them

and bam, cowbells. Well, the thing about it is we was down 22 points. Didn't know that part. Yeah, we was down 22 at halftime. Here come the cows just walking on the field. They hungry, it's good grass over here. Why not walk on the field? Yeah.

To get the cows off the field, they had to continue to ring the cowbells. All right, so the dudes came through ringing the cowbells, ringing the cowbells. So when the dudes came through ringing the cowbells, ringing the cowbells, so when the players came back on the field we come back to win their game, now the cowbell is a part of every game. I love that. And you guys all make fun of the cowbells.

If there is no better sound than 60,000 cowbells. Brandon said he wanted to bring his cowbell for you to sign but he chickened out. Why? I got my own cowbell. I know you do but I forgot. Every Saturday while I'm sitting in the house, my neighbors know he got them damn cowbells. I know.

They know when I'm ringing them, we must be up. My neighbor talked trash to me because he was like, I ain't heard cowbells in weeks. When you're ringing them. I'm like, man, I ain't even been watching football. It's been a bad year for the old boys. It's all right, that's all right. We're gonna be back.

We got a young quarterback though. We got a young quarterback. We got a quarterback, we got a coach. That's all we need.'s all right. We're gonna be back. We got a young quarterback though. We got a young quarterback. We got a quarterback, we got a coach. That's all we need. And that's all you need sometimes. We're heading up. And we ain't Ole Miss. That's exactly right.

No matter how many games they win, how many we lose, we're not fucking that Ole Miss. My daughter goes to Ole Miss, how about that? Why'd you let that happen? All right. How you feel now Brandon? He gonna think about it. Brandon.

You know everybody has a child that every time you tell them to go go right they go left. Like, alright, here you go. I just bought her a puppy. She named the puppy Dallas. Cause her favorite team is the Cowboys. She comes out of school, she's like, dad I want to go to Ole Miss. I was like, you know I'm not giving Ole Miss my money.

She's like, for me you will. And I was like, yeah, I guess you're right. So now I have to pay old miss, shillings out of my pocket that I don't wanna pay. Like if I could send them anything but some American dollars I would. But now she goes to old miss, but she's very into it like I told her,

I don't care who you get education from. As long as you get a good education. But then I had to go to this campus for like, you know, the walkthroughs and stuff. And they had this name tag They had Fred Smoot and had Ole Miss on it. Oh and one of the parents would just waiting on me to put it on I would not put it on Like I'm not putting it on like I just wear this this name

I wear this other name tag, but I'm not putting it on Yeah, I signed with them out of high school for like a good hot two weeks They was like, yeah, you coming old miss me deuce Ken Lucas, all those reporter the same Signing clad. Yeah, that's why we're not it was time to play against deuce them They were like you a sellout and I like no you the sale Easily been over here in this room in white Branded it's the best Fred. Do you want to do the gauntlet? Why not? All right

I'm gonna help him. First of all, tell me what what's? Why not? All right. We've got to help him. First of all, tell me what's all in it. All right, Brendan. Give me an example. So we have a cornhole board. Oh, I got that. All right, so I usually like to be all up a little bit for that.

I like to be Luke Cameron. We can throw him. I'm supposed to be Jack Daniels. You know, he's not here right now. So we have a cornhole board. You throw, as soon as you get one bag in, you move on to soccer. You have to make one soccer goal. All right, I got you. We have a goalie who's throw as soon as you get one bag in you move on to soccer you have to you have

To make one soccer goal. All right. We have a goalie who's an asshole. No, don't worry. I got I got the soccer board All right, you move on from there to the to a wiffle ball and you throw it up and you hit a home run this way She's got to hit over the hit over our studio. Basically. There's a Got hit in the sand want all y'all to make sure y'all look out for yourself It could be coming in hot. I like that. After you do the wiffle ball, then you pick up a football and you throw it through one of those holes. See those things over on the wall? The body armor. I got you. Yeah, and after that you go sink a three pointer.

Oh, that's easy. You go to the other side, sink a three pointer. All right. You come sit down in that chair right there and then you answer 10 sparkle questions. It's trivia online that you'll see. We'll give you a sample in just a second, but you just have to answer 10 Sporkel questions. It's trivia online that you'll see. We'll give you a sample in just a second. But you just have to answer 10 questions. It's super easy. It's not even. You can bounce around.

You don't have to answer one category. You just give 10 answers. So no hockey. No hockey. No hockey. What's wrong with you dudes? We can add hockey next time. I live in a home of Alex Ovechkin.

The best. Listen, Ovi is finna break this record whether the loser or not. We talking about, Wayne Greshkid, this is one of these records where everybody said never be broken. Oveskin was so hot he was finna break it in the next three weeks before he just got hurt. I live in the city with the best hockey player of all time. We gotta add hockey to the list. The best hockey player of all time.

Come on, y'all gotta get over some love. Give him a hockey stick. Y'all gotta get over some love. Come on, the best goal scorer in the world, and nobody's acting like it's not happening. Well, I wanted hockey on there and they said no. See, you a man of great stature. Thank you.

It's okay to be misunderstood. That's you a man of great stature. Thank you. Oh, thank God. You know what I'm saying? It's OK to be misunderstood. That's the way geniuses usually start off. There's two class guys in this room. It's me and you. Listen, we see eye to eye. I see these other guys. All right, West Virginia.

Yeah. What other schools we got representing here? Wisconsin. Kent State. They barely got nothing to be happy about. Who you? Ohio State. Toledo? Kent State. Oh, my fault. I thought. Who you? Golden flashes. Toledo?

Kent State. Oh, my fault. I thought they had closed that school down. Ohio State. Ohio State. Ohio State. Ohio State, yeah. You're an Ohio State man.

You know, Sean Spring's one of my best friends. Really? And he's just the asshole you think he is. Most definitely, he is. Y'all Ohio State guys, y'all are different. What about you, what school? Indiana University of Pennsylvania? UP, I'm sure you've heard of it. Of course. I have didn't Larry Bird cousin go there

I do get told I look like Larry You mass Amherst you mass Do y'all play anything? I don't think I went to any games of anything when I was there you were just there I was just there yeah Rutgers in the booth we got Rutgers Rutgers Iowa as well Rutgers good as pretty much nothing what we got Iowa Iowa I like our yeah I'm gonna tell you why I like players from Iowa especially football players I don't know a bad one oh yeah I'm saying I'm

not gonna make it but the few that get in there they're gonna be ready to they're I don't know a bad one. Oh. Yeah. They're all dogs. I'm saying, I don't know if I'm not going to make it, but the few that get in there, they're going to be ready to take it to the woodshed. Yeah. So I do Iowa. I'm with Iowa. I take any Iowa football player. Yeah, I'd agree.

I'd agree with that. All right. You ready to do this? I'm ready to do it. Where's Brandon? Where'd he go? He's out there. Brandon's at the pasta.

Okay. Oh, he's probably eating the pasta. Alright Stephen you ready? I don't know I'm starting out with corn hall. You think he's getting his cowbell? Where oh oh he's eating is he god damn it That pasta was great by the way chef know what he's doing. Chef knows what he's doing. What kind of pasta did he make? Everybody call themselves chef know what they're doing. Making sure he's got his plate. I'm so happy for Brandon.

That was unreal. I feel energized. You gotta start with him on the ground, Fred. Here, Brandon, talk him through it. Larry Bird's cousin. Larry Bird's cousin. Larry Bird's cousin. I tell people that all the time.

Our claim to fame. He's on the pro football show on Friday. He's gonna be on PMT next week.'s the man I know he didn't take one sentence off and every sentence was a good one no bad no every once in a while reminded I'm not good at my job yeah he had a line on pro football show where I was guaranteeing something he's like the only guarantees his life is he used to be a baby and you're a future ghost Alright you ready Fred alright here we go three two one go Mmm. Oh, that's not bad

There is soccer. I'd love to hear Fred and Mincy have a combo. Yeah. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. A little off to the side. No. You can score from anywhere.

You can shoot from anywhere. I think he's being nice. I do too. Yeah, he's being nice right now. Get closer. Get closer. There it is. There it is. Baseball.

Woo. Woo! What's he going for there? Yeah. Let's see what he's going for. I guess that's where he's going, yeah. It is nice to see someone throw a spiral. That's kind of rare. Oh, that was it. Oh!

There it is! Three pointer! He's crushing this. He said this would be easy. First shot. Oh, not bad. I just feel happy for Brandon that he gets the hand of basketballs. There we go. Bang! basketballs. There we go. Bang. Sit right here.

Great time so far. All right. Let's find some. Oh, four NFL teams the AFC East. That's easy. AFC East? AFC East. We got Miami. Yeah. We got the Jets. Yeah, we got the Bills. Yeah Jets be Miami Tom Brady, yeah, New England. All right, then four colors of Starburst. That's easy. Oh Orange red. Yeah, uh Do we got great? No? Blue?

No? Yellow? All right, how about? States that border their Pacific Ocean? Pacific Ocean. West Coast. West Coast. All right, West Coast states, California, Oregon,

Washington. Yeah. You also got... Yeah! Yes! Yeah! Wow. Bang! That's a good time. That's a good time. Let's see who you go up against.

Oh, 244 is good. Really good. Beat the shit out of Cam Newton. Yeah. Yeah. Killed Cam Newton. Oh, he beat Big Justice. Oh, no. Oh, and Pat. That's first page yesterday. Brooks Koepka you beat I mean beat all the football players. It's the soccer that did me. Yeah, it's not gonna be me Yeah Yeah, that's a good time Nick. You want to do the high noon ad real? Yeah Here's the tea about high noon's all-new vodka iced tea It's made with real new vodka iced tea. It's made with real vodka, real iced tea, with no added sugar and no carbonation.

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very good stuff All right before we spin the wheel I had questions so thanksgivings this week or next week yeah Fred pumpkin pie yes or no first of all I'm sorry my community don't do pumpkin pie. What? I'm sorry. Sweet potato. No, because we have a cook-off on one of my shows all the time. And we go sweet potato versus pumpkin. What's the, all right, can I ask y'all this? All our parents did this the same. What's the number one rule about food?

Do not play with your food. Sure, sure, sure. Pumpkin is not a food. Yeah. All right? And what, hey, hey, have you ever left your house and said baby I'm going to this grocery store do you need anything? And she said yeah bring me back some pumpkin. It's not a food.

Oh my god. Then your mama let you cut faces in it. Yeah. Hit it outside the door. She let you play with it. Okay if it wasn't pumpkin pie, what other use does it has beside feeding hippopotamus? Like,

like animals don't even, I met a deer in the woods, he say he don't like pumpkins. Like, pumpkin is not one of those things. Oh my God. It's not a food, you're right. It's not a food, it's an ornament.

Yes, it's not food. Yeah, but Brandon, the other Mississippi guy here, you ever have, you like pumpkin pie? Well, it's funny, it came up the other day. Fred, I was at a bar the other night, you're being all cool like I am, you know. A woman gonna come up to me, she gonna say, Brandon. I said, yeah, that's my name. She said, Brandon, does pussy taste like pumpkin pie?

Mm-hmm. I said, don't ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no pumpkin pie. Ah! Get down! Get down! Woo! It ain't real.

If an alien landed right now, he wouldn't eat pumpkin. You're so right. You're so fucking right. I've never thought of it. I've never thought of it. I've never thought of it either. But guess what, for two months, we put it on a pedestal. Yeah. For November, December, I can't even go to the 7-Eleven.

You want a Pumpkin Spice Pock Latte? No, I ain't want none in April. I don't want none now. Why? Everything tastes like pumpkin in the month of November. Oh. Why? So right. They mixing it with coffee.

They mix it with like, I can't eat it. They probably got Starburst pumpkin. Like, it just, it hit a spot right now where it's unhealthy. Yeah. It's unhealthy. It's a lot of food. It's hippopotamus food. Yes.

Hippopotamus is the only person that smiles. I have to eat pumpkin. See, not a real thing. Sweet potato, you can eat that anytime. You got different dishes that you make. You got different things that you do, but it's not worshiped like the pumpkin. The pumpkin is a whole nother thing that I think we need to really sit down and talk to each other about as a community.

It's opened my eyes. You're so right. You're so right. It's for the stoop. Yeah, you cut faces in October, worship it in November, December you watch it rot. That's basically what it is. Welcome pumpkin, you finally got your love that you need. Oh man. Well Fred, it was awesome having you on man, it's been so much fun. It was fun for me too. I enjoy being in an unruly place that talks sports.

This is, we like this fella, one of a kind. I didn't did it to the highest levels of ESPN, CVS, ABC. This is one of a kind. The thing y'all got going here today, this allows the pet macaphies to become who they are by pushing the envelope. So I appreciate what y'all got. I appreciate that.

Thank you. Thank you for being here. I'm going to show tonight to buy tickets. Yes. National Tour.com. Thank you for having me. Links in the in the bio. All right. Let's spin the wheel, TJ. This could be bad, but we'll see. Is the wheel we spin. You got pumpkin on? No. I had a nightmare about pumpkins yesterday.

Oh, my God. Oh about pumpkins yesterday. Oh my god I don't know what just happened. We work with a guy who's Nice, but he's unpleasant to be around. Oh, we all got those. Yeah, so this is somebody in the office has to go get dinner with him. Does he have an odor or something? What's unpleasant about that? He's unsightly. He's crass. I think we should save it for tomorrow

and ask people again. That was the fun of it, of people saying no. The randomness of the wheel is nice. Yeah. Do you want to just spin it? No, I kind of like seeing what people's plans are. Yeah, right tomorrow's Friday and then you got Thanksgiving Friday. Yeah, jam it in Yeah, we'll do so tomorrow. We'll get I'm hanging out white socks Dave tomorrow. Sounds like you're going to dinner with white socks I'll probably

See what this wheel spin and we'll get people we'll have white socks Dave ass people again. Yeah, I like that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah Well Fred, thank you so much. Thank you. Appreciate it. Everyone tune in pro football show Friday night. Fred's on Wednesday. Next Wednesday is going to be on PMT. Great time. Great time. All right. That's the X. See everyone. Thanks for watching! Yeah, it's time to talk shop, we're doing Yankee Slop is the act Is the act Instant classic Fred Smoot, what a guy Alright, love you guys See you tomorrow, bye