The Yak - Kate Hasn't French Kissed in YEARS | The Yak 12-17-24

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

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Hello, everyone Danny's back Danny Danny How was I Can't believe you guys went to that game. Oh, what if I told you that we're also going to Lambeau. Oh We're at the point now where people just feel sorry for us Yeah, they just say sorry like you know they wave the tiles the guys like hey, sorry came here all the way from Florida I got a wave this right in your face. All right I can't believe you guys went to that game. Yeah, me neither, but uh

Stadiums cool. Yeah, it was very cool on in any way. Did you salvage the trip stadium was sick? I guess is Minneapolis like a big burger town people are juicy Lucy Yeah, we got a juicy Lucy went there that rocked Eddie randomly went to Prince's home So yeah city had a couple weird things to offer and a game was probably the worst part But again stadium rocked yeah stadium is cool. Mm-hmm It's crazy went to that game because I was telling Eddie after I was like I went to that game just eight years ago or nine years ago when Mitch was a rookie and they fired John Fox and it was like week 16 or 17 and we lost by a million well the most depressing part is we planned this all out in like August thinking that we'd actually be good like oh man this could actually be like a playoff contention game No, it's absolutely meaningless. No, no

No, no, no, nope. No not happening. No, we down to talk ball a little bit. Yeah, he was at the game What's JJ? Where do they do is JJ McCarthy? Huh? Honest to God tell me I don't know I asked the same exact question on mostly sports today No kid from 11 and to and Sam Darnold doing this to starting over with a rookie quarterback. I think they will. You think so? Yeah.

What? That's going to be very stupid when they do it. I don't think it'll be stupid at all. In trade. Not good. Arnold. Yeah. No, just let them walk.

They might maybe franchise tag him for a year. Uh He's not good But you could have said the same thing about Sam Darnold and you could have said the same things at times about Kirk Cousins and Kevin O'Connell has coached both those guys to be very good. Sure. Okay We lost the president for this with Drew Brees Philip Rivers. Yeah, they let Brees walk they'd get back Uh, we signed elsewhere. They get back a the highest compensatory pick. pick most likely. They also have Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison, so whoever plays quarterback will be better than just average. Yeah. We're talking both.

We'll see. Okay. This is fun. You just hate J.J. McCarthy you always have. I don't hate him. I don't hate him at all. He's sad because he's a young kid who's gone through a lot of mental health stuff and he's added to it.

He meditates on the field before the game. He actually Googled how to cure depression. Yeah. He meditates on the field before the game. He actually Googled how to cure depression. Yeah. Yeah. He found my reddit AMA. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. On the podcast, Bill Simmons, when halfway through he was just like, Hey Mark, you wanted to kill yourself. We'll be right back. Wasn't exactly that, but it was pretty close. I'm like, yeah, Bill. He's like, no, hold that thought. I'm going to read an ad real quick. Hey, you gained a shitload of weight

and wanted to kill yourself one year. Tell me about that. Todd, do you think the Tar Heels got what it takes and all? So did you kill yourself? Yeah. I'm like, which one do I answer first, Bill? Who would you answer, 1-800 Flowers? I just don't think he's very good.

I think he was in the 100% most perfect situation any quarterback's ever been in in college. And he, what? That's kind of my point. Kevin O'Connell is your coach. Justin Jefferson is your receiver. Jordan Hasen, that's a pretty damn good situation. I think it's a very good situation.

I don't think it's the situation that the Michigan quarterback found himself in in 2023. Of course. With knowing the other team's defensive plays and knowing and having great. You're not allowed to talk about that I thought. I, what? I think you weren't allowed to talk about them cheating.

I'm just speaking hypothetically. I don't, did that happen? Oh, okay. I don't know if that's happening at all. Anyway, let's not talk ball here. Ball is his own. No, keep it. I'm interested. This is cool.

I care about this. Did you say the Vikings championship window is open? I know their record is lofty, but do we seriously believe that they're a... I think Kevin O'Connell's an incredible coach. So is that something you wanna shake up if you're in your championship window? It's a good question, but Steven's right.

Drew Brees, Philip Rivers, they did do this. They franchise tagged Drew Brees, and then he ended up getting hurt so kind of solved itself but Chargers went on to They had a championship window. They had a window or not. They had a window window for a long time Yeah, they had a window. Yeah that gates and like what they just wanted the Chargers They got there yeah, everything that could go wrong always goes wrong for the Chargers if you were a fan and then next year They let JJ start and win five games What you'd be pissed? Yeah, that's that's putting him in a bad situation, isn't it? Right if they were to go south

They're gonna the fans gonna turn on him in a hurry. Yeah, but if you if you start with him, we are really talking ball You have more money to make the rest of the team Even better. I mean, I also thought Bo Nicks would be terrible in the NFL. He's been fantastic. So what do I know? Yeah. Everything. We don't know shit.

Also told you Will Levis was. So what's the highest pressure situation that Darnold has succeeded in? This year? All these games. Oh, ever? In the NFL It's probably this year just like a primetime game against a big team or what yeah

I mean his game against like the Packers or they lost the game against the Lions, but that was back and forth Yeah, he beat mono once they did Mono a lot of quarterbacks are beaten mono. It's got a big head. I bet That would be that would be a pressure situation having to He's got a big big face. Yeah a big face mono the graphic that yeah, I mean I forgot I forgot what the origin was I've seen the mono Looking right at so often. I forgot what the original thing was yeah what the original thing was. Yeah.

It's so funny. Mono-nuo-ni-o-sis. Mono-nuo-ni-o-sis. The best part about that is it happened in Hoboken. He was just kissing on chicks. Has that been proven? No, but I like to think of it as the chick who banged 100 dudes.

I like to think of Sam Donald just kissing 100 chicks. He's poking. Yeah. Frenching 1,000 women in one day. Hey guys, I'm gonna kiss 100 chicks. Jerry should do that as Jerry after Donald. Oh, he should. Kiss 100 chicks.

Boop 100 dogs. That would be cool. Danny was telling me his stats. Yeah. 67 kisses? What? This is a lot. Lifetime? We're talking dogs or girls. That's not bad. That's pretty good. Was telling me his stats yeah 67 kisses what? Lifetime telling dogs are girls not bad. That's pretty good

Yeah, no tongue seven I could you in the hall of very good With tongue no no tongue no tongue just packs Baby steps French kissing when you actually break it down is disgusting yes But it feels so good But it is like when you're like hey, we're gonna put each other's tongues in each other's throats that's gross the sensations Paradise it is. Yeah, it's euphoria. I'm transported to a different world Kissing loses like all sexualness if you don't use the tongue. You're just pecking them on the cheek. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like a handshake. It's no different than a handshake. But once you French, oh my god. We're not still French, right? After a past age 35. You don't French? You don't French the beef? Wait, what?

You're not Frenching the beef? You don't French the beef is it just my wife oh my god yes I know you fucking don't oh fuck oh yeah I can't tell you the last time I went to bed without French and you don't French you guys are lying no you're lying okay ask us if we French do you I'm calling the beef right

now I'm calling the beef so all the beef what do you do moments I'm through it guys the French got a friend to do that anymore the business transaction what is time to be honest how you French French less sex you don't have you guys are still kissing for your success or oh my god more kissing you guys are lying.

The thing is kissing leads to sex. No one in this room besides Danny is French. I'm French. Hold on, hold on. I got the beef. I got the beef. Beef. You don't French anymore?

What do you mean I don't French? Kate says you guys don't French. I mean... So creepy. She's by far in the minority here because we all French and we all love it. We fucking French all the time. I'm Frenching. You guys are weird. You guys don't pretend you fucking I French. No, you're crazy. We're gonna have to come on don't. You're crazy.

We're gonna have to come- Call my wife. You're gonna have to come in. Yes. You're gonna have to come in sometime and we're gonna have to watch you guys French. Bro, you're not with the Marine are you? You don't get it. Oh it's a gay thing, okay.

Alright, hey. American thing. Just do us a favor, maybe like Christmas, New Year's. Just try it out. Just try it out and let us know what it feels like new resolution okay all right thank you beef I'll talk to you later Wow confirmed don't get nobody French nobody is Frenching I know tight yes this morning literally that's crazy I was not prepared to talk about it I first three times a month I French this morning? That's crazy. I French this morning. Hey, what the hell are you doing? I'm here now. I was not prepared to talk about it. I French three times a month.

I French this morning. I smelled the tongue on your mouth. Yeah. I French every time I have sex. You had tongue on the breath. No. How do you get the car, how do you get the engine going without a little fucking ton of French? Hand stuff.

What do you do during a movie? You're doing hand stuff with no mouth? So you're just looking at each other? What are you staring at each other? You guys are still, you you're just looking at each other. What are you staring at each other? You guys are still looking at each other? You're jerking off while you plant one on his cheek? What leads up to sex?

You just dab up and then go for that? Yeah, 3, 2, 1. I just back up to him like a trailer at the Walmart doc. I don't even know. Oh, you got a French. Oh my god. The day I stop French is day I die you know yeah I think right like we know I mean beef confirmed it. I thought maybe you were I thought maybe there was a chance No, what happened like what?

When was your last? What happened what made you stop French? There's no way you guys are there's no way French By the way, I wanted I want on the record I I called the beef not because I don't believe you I just think that you get things confused a lot and beef could have easily been like we French all the time You're like wait, what's Frenching? Right? That's true. So we got that confirmed that you guys don't French Okay, and I'm 45 with four kids. When it's time to French, I French. I don't believe you.

I do. You want to call my wife? Yeah. Is Kate more of a dude than us? This is like in cell behavior to not French. Yeah, what the fuck? You're Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate doesn't French.

I don't even let him look at me in the eyes anymore. Hey, Ryan. Ryan, get over here. Get over here. Get over here him look at me in the eyes anymore. Hey, Ryan. Ryan, get over here. Get over here. Get over here, Ryan. Your eyes are fucking wide. Hey, do you like the beef? Ryan, get over here.

No, you don't. Sit down, Ryan. I got a question for you, Ryan. Yeah, we're going to get an answer. Come sit down. We're going to get a good answer. Do you have a significant other? I don't.

All right, you're single, but you've had a significant other. In my past? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, sorry, that was a tough question would you French with yeah yeah yeah yeah

fuck yeah everyone French is that's yes everyone French is yeah the beef and I Frenched when we were first like we were hot and heavy in New York City we were French it all over town now we're not Frenching anymore, and I know you guys are full of shit. I know you're not. I swear to God, I swear on everything I got, that I'm still Frenching. You have to French. You're skipping first and going right to second.

I know you don't. Me? He's a lover. Oh, he's only Frenching. He doesn't want to have sex. He doesn't even bubble. He stops and Frenching. He probably doesn't want sex.

Yeah, when it progresses, I'm like, where do you think you're going? Get back up here and French me. French me some more. All right, thank you, Ryan. That was it. Appreciate it. We need a marriage. Excited for Jerry after dark.

We need married people. I'm going to have Jerry come in because he's basically married. As soon as I get to, like, if I'm traveling somewhere, hotel room, it is on French. Oh, hotel Frenching. Hotel Frenching. That's a different... Jerry's going. French. Oh, hotel Frenching. Hotel Frenching. That's a different answer. Jerry's gonna French. Look at Jerry's face.

I could see Malice not Frenching. Look at Jerry. Just the way worse. That makes me feel better. Way better. I gasped when I saw that. Did his eyes sink? I don't, listen, I'm not saying,

I don't throw around the word sparingly, but That's the most Pedophilia looking guy of all time. That's right there Like that's that's pedophilia like I French's kids you just circle that That's yeah Like it like if if Chris Hansen's watching the show he's on a flight to Chicago right now Yeah, he's got a van full of

tablets Sexy come on the Why did he shave hate not French and thinks it's weird? Yeah, that's what's it around on us No, cuz you guys fuck with my head all the time. We're in healthy relationships. I don't know what you're talking about We've got a French. We're not French in every day. I don't know what you're talking about. We French. You got a French. We're not Frenching every day. I'm not gonna sit here and say we're Frenching every day. I can't tell you the last time I had a French-less week.

Yeah, but when it's time to get everything going, it's time to French. Hey. You French. Do you French your long-time girlfriend? Oh, like, yeah, like French Kiss. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got a friend. I'm a big fan of the spit as well Both way, all right. Thanks. You're that way much. Oh, oh shit. Yeah, is I damn anything I looked at bad

What Jerry what happened? I just in the shower. Yeah, that's bad. Wow, and it's the first time I'm looking on camera I was I got the mirror in the shower And I was just like trying to like line it up You know like line up the beard and just slipped and took off like my sideburn so had to go the whole thing yeah Yeah, it looks pretty bad right it'll grow back doesn't look that bad. I was trying to do like Well, Nick doesn't have this problem because Nick is like in shape and skinny though But I was trying to like have like a chisel jaw, but like I was just recording the signs, but it was bad Yes, yeah, how bad is it though is really bad?

There are some angles, but if I keep my head like this it ain't that bad right look older No, but they know they look weird No, you look younger. Yeah, right. That's right. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, I wish I was a little bit more tan That's what I noticed yeah hit the bed by myself bed. Yeah, so we should actually You know what a jibbed. You know what let's get a tanning bed here in January a tanning bed here in January. Somebody's going to die in this tanning bed. I'd rather do the lunches and do the tanning bed. We should do a spray tan tent.

Spray tan tent would be cool. That's crazy. The lunches are staying, but I'm saying I'll figure out a way to get us a tanning bed for a day here, and the whole office should do a tanning bed. That would be very funny. I can't look at myself no more. The whole office should get tan in the middle of January anything I'm sure we could rent a tanning bed I think we should get a spray tan tent they could do it right

here I have to spray tan because then if it orange comes off too I want the real thing I used to go tanning all the time and without the I things whoa back in my college don't try to change the topic. Yeah. I feel bad for beef. I know that that's not a real thing that is happening. Kate, it is. Look, I'm not going to. I'm not. Hey, of course. Yes. You're Frenching. This is a text to my wife. I just said, do we French? Do we still French kiss? Yes. French kisses with tongue. Yes. Kate doesn't. I'll text out I'll text my wife Kate's sexual intercourse without making out is like a sandwich without bread yeah that's a handful of meat. I'm and pussy cheese. Yeah. Oh, God. Ew.

Titus, you just got married. Yeah. Did you, you didn't French on altar, did you? Actually, we might have. We might have done a quick French. Not like a prolonged, but like a little quick. Slip it in. And a gate.

Yeah. Brandon, did you? Slip it in. No, I can't. little quick slip it in and a gate. Yeah Brandon did you know I can't slip it in? Yeah, I'm Corey Come here what happened to Corey I was horrific I Heard a horrific I we know he had a freak accident No, I don't want to see it, but just tell us are you okay? Yeah, I'm good now. I'm just like also you French right? French French kiss all the time he said Okay, you might be the only person in the world that doesn't French is Kate approved. Yeah, I don't know Or she's like a porn star or something right like it's either a horror or a prude

Even porn stars will every now and then for oh still Dan we or that's my favorite genre of porn What do you remind for my wife? Okay? Oh, yeah, Brandon said do we still French kiss and she said Yes, please. Give me one when we come home All right now let me text my definitely real girl Wait Brandon say no, I'll give you two How let's double it two for one today special Tuesday I like can't even remember the last time we French we just don't wait so what happened? Oh Eye injuries are no good

You haven't answered. What happened? All right, Lions game, we lose, everyone's injured, go to watch the Green Bay game, I'm walking down Lake Street, there's Christmas decorations, I look over a fence, I'm like, wow, this is pretty cool, where they do the pickleball, and I move to another spot and a part of the fence, just low light, because it's like dark here at five, part of the wired fence I didn't see, I like go up like this and went right through my eye through your eye I mean like it went through the white of my eye like oh yeah do you want to see it no show one of us in the wheelchair wheel in the wheel wheel wheel wheel wheel wheel wheel wheel has to see

it in the wheel it's like final first spot did you call 911 right away like I would know cuz it felt like somebody just like poked you and like it was like Oh that really oh my god You don't have a patch Oh my god, he got fucked he got fucked up put the glasses back on oh my god. I don't lie shit Yeah, it's it's been it was bad But you have your vision I can see which is weird because it missed the the cornea so by like a centimeter Oh a glass I would rock so what do they do in the hospital? I've just making making sure it doesn't get infected so I just have drops

And I've got some ointment and stuff, but you'll be a hundred percent of I hope I mean That's all I've been thinking about the last two days is like am I gonna lose my eye Yeah, you look cool as fuck. Yeah, they look like in the matrix. What does it currently feel like? Like someone's just constantly got a finger in my oh my god. That's no good. So yeah, I'm so sorry Yeah, thanks for the text. I couldn't read anything I was leaving the hospital and I was like the blind guy walking out my text like Right now someone told me they were like, yeah, Cory's in the hospital. I was like, what the fuck? Yes.

Fuck. Those glasses are kind of cool. Yeah, I might keep these around. Do you French kiss a lot? I only French kiss with these eyes. He does. I've seen him. These are my French kissing glasses.

I've seen Cory French kiss. Yeah. I might French kiss today. Hey. You never know. Imagine being at a bar and like making out with a chick but not Frenching. Yeah. Just pecking over and over. I don't pick Well, I saw you Frenching

Almost too hard at putting back. Yeah Never going back. All right. Well, thanks. I'll try not to be blind. All right, man Yeah, Cory's definitely a deep French er. Yeah. Yeah, I want to see what you had for lunch like a noisy friend He leaves women's tongues sore. Oh My god, he just he just destroyed he stretched the fuck out of my mouth Rearranged my pal your best. Hope is another married person here who's yeah, you gotta find one flip a molar and canine French so hard that he braces Maybe like you do like neck kisses. Yeah, it's a little bit. Okay that little

Going there's some like a white peckin You know who my French or have a good authority on this all jizzness skeet. Oh Yeah, zoom him. If Pete French is, you've lost that room. He might need to leave now. Zoom him. I could see Pete's first time kissing his wife was at the altar.

I'll text him saying, need him on the Yak. Just say, like, somewhat important, but could you use you now? I'd argue very important. Yeah, but he won't believe it There need you on the yak all caps important. We're just not in that season of life. We'll get to another season French and season I probably went through a phase of Very few I never start circled around never ever I never would stop Frenching though the kids don't sleep. You don't got a lot of time

Madeline stretching your friend is the freeway Stuff Mad dog Shoot me come here. I'm here Mad dog we need a female perspective young of course. She's Frenchin you course she's Frenchin'. You need an old woman. You, uh... You French kiss, right? Oh, my God.

Please say no. Please say, be a girl's girl's no. No. Wait. You French kiss, right? What am I supposed to do? Say the truth. Have I before? No, but like, if you have a boyfriend, I don't know if you have a boyfriend or not,

but if you have a boyfriend, you would French kiss. Yeah have a boyfriend or not But if you have a boyfriend you would French kiss Yeah, thank you. That's it. That's all we need everyone here French kisses except Kate Kate may have Frenched her last mouth. Yeah You age out of it well, I'm we Genuinely fucking with me that you guys are French and all we got addicted yeah, yeah It's the best. I don't You have to French kiss. I use gotta Kate you gotta French kiss versus make out let's to French kiss. I use got a Kate. You gotta you guys Why are you French kiss versus make out? Let's say French kiss I'm cuz the French it sounds cooler. I have I have before yeah, and you still will I don't think I Frenched my last kiss Yeah, okay. What do you know? Definitely? What do you think the last time is you French was it before kids?

You guys never Frenched yes, we used to be hot okay heavy, okay, how do you think we have two illegitimate kids? Good point I also don't think it's my place to judge no no no it is I'm not a mom and I'm not a... Yeah, but there are dads in here. We have Frenching dads. Yeah, we French. Four kids. Yeah.

A Frenching dad implies Frenching mom. I love French. You can't have a French mom. I guess I do French. Yeah, you have to. How can you not? What percentage of sexually active people do you think are also actively Frenching? I'm going to say something that's not gonna help Kate's case

I don't know people who don't fret The only people are like trap like rappers. Wait rappers only 20 But I bet you doesn't but isn't that a friend where it's like I'm gonna remember and pretty woman. She didn't French Wait do rappers do the thing though? Pete how's it going Pete? Good. What's up? We've got a simple question for you. Yeah Well first how much come have you drank today be honest Man I can't even laugh that's so disgusting so gross so much come Pete do you French kiss? Yeah, thank you. Oh, that's I mean, that's the last guy here with the rags of society. Oh my God

Who's the problem here Kate? Doesn't French kiss yeah It's crazy. What does that mean Pete? I'm just saying like you got a French Hmm think about this fucking guy this cum guzzler Frenching Oh my god How did this come up I thought they were joking that they're Your friends actually texted you asking if you really drink cum

No, they but they they see this stuff, and then they teched me for the first time in like years. Yeah, hey saw that it's fine Hey, man, long time no see so you guzzling that cheese. Yeah, I do you're still in there think that they know no That's the only time my friends text how are the kids Pete haven't talked in well also was that come All right, that's it Pete yeah, all right. Thanks, buddy All right, that's it Pete. Yeah, all right. Thanks, buddy French's How did this get started? I think I said something like like french kissing when you actually break it down is is gross to think about but it's yeah And then we're like, but it's a bit feels so

So good. Oh, yes, Sam Darnold has mono. Yes Kate started it. Yeah, we were trying to talk ball and then we got a Oh, Kate started it. Yeah. We were trying to talk ball and then we got a sample to JJ McCarthy and then a French quick detour. Hey, do you think you can find somebody in this office that doesn't French? Yes. Oh my, I think you have to. I think we're talking about go get big sexually act. Big T and I have talked about friend. Yeah, no. He French's. Oh yeah. I'm not saying what he does and doesn't do, but I don't think Big T is the guy you're looking for. Oh, I didn't know he was freaky like that.

Oh, Big T will kiss for hours, apparently. Who here is old and married? Brandon. What would happen if you went home tonight and just Frenched beef? Like if you just caught him off guard with French? Well, he knows that this is a discussion. Yeah, we've already going to talk to me on the high alert. Maybe it's his fault. Maybe he's not Yeah, yeah take charge. I'm with you know yeah

The gift of extended kissing the gift no you don't even kill like How do you do extended kissing without French? His lips trying to figure out what that would look like How do you do extended kissing without French? Trying to figure out what that would look like Kate never been kids we got life gets away from you. Oh Gotta sneak a French in anywhere. Yeah, Frenching keeps you going And he starts his he does a podcast every night the second I get home from work Yeah downstairs

The Ferris Bueller quote life life moves pretty fast if you don't stop around in French a little bit. Yeah, that's right Big T come on in here take my spot. Yeah, sit down real quick simple question for you No, we're not Big T. Thanks. That's okay. You need an expert You fucking know that guy Frenchies for tongue You're alone you're on an island Holy Yeah, exiled from it's crazy. You actually did think we were like pulling a prank on you. I still am that's why

I'm now in this office is your newest best I said like old and married like you get me Stephen Che and Brandon are here and we French heart French is the Corniest people all right you think he goes nuts on the French Megan's married your friend Louisiana Exclusive yeah, I don't mention there. I don't the French fuck You know you if you go to Big T and Pete you that's it. Yeah, go to the wall and back You're the only non-Frencher in this building.

Malisek might be your only hope. I guess security Mike's here. Malisek? Security Mike. Oh, yeah. I'll get him. Security Mike? He might not.

No, he might not because Italians don't eat pussy. Yeah. All right. He's your best hope. This makes me feel bad. look at all those Frenchers look at yeah, they all French Man Rudy French's Rudy French's yeah, Rudy French's Kate He might only French All right, I text you want to do Steven Singer real quick? Christmas is next week.

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Yeah, it's like, all right, we got 15 minutes to kill, let's just French. The only time you're Frenching is like, you know, there's more going on. No. Oh yeah, I would agree with that. Not for me. That's the majority of it.

That's how it gets, you know. There's other stuff. But you're saying you don't even do that. All right, you just go straight to sex Well, sometimes do the plant the seed French, you know like the oh hey it's on test the waters We're not doing it right now, but it's maybe that's what I did this morning. Yeah Like if this amount of the time now, you know, I want you to carry this with you all day. Yeah, meet me later Yeah The foreshadow French Maybe we're doing something some kind of cool thing you've never heard of yeah like what a handshake that we've never seen Yeah, sick ass handshake

High-five when patty cakes Double Dutch oh you you think no Oh, he's a wet mouth Yeah, Stefan French Oh no no no Yeah, the solely I'm the Stefan friend. Oh no no no no Yeah, the solely leads with the tongue Wow Yeah, we got white elephant tonight, and then we're doing Jerry after dark. He's Italian. Yeah, all he does they're horny Italians

All because you had us talk a little extra ball a little bit Yeah, like it was the other like I'll keep going a little and then we just got here We were trying to move off it never know where the yak goes We just got here. We were trying to move off it never know where the yak goes Man why we've got D just text you straight like not for content, but babe you've never kissed me Tried to slip some tongue in there, but you prefer a delicate kiss? No I don't. Hey Kate, you think...

Don't ask this question. Go ahead Brandon. Kate, call your dad and see if he still thinks you're gay. No way. Hell no. Maybe it's hereditary. Yeah. Our family tree. Long line of non Frenchers

So long for taste like open you don't French tongue in your own mouth In this house Alright so what else is going on boys? I'm trying to think of one person doesn't Disrupted the whole show I can't think of think of Megan you French. Oh, it's oracle My Texas Stefan and Mike's in Mike's little shit at some point. I'm trying to think in New York office SAS doesn't Does not begrudgingly Shibut at some point. I'm trying to think in New York office sass doesn't Way I feel about Stefan it's like taking out the trash yeah Stefan sighs right before a good French kiss Picturing sass making out is like trying to imagine the size of space like my brain just can't formulate it. Yeah Yeah, he might be the most asexual person. We know Wilbur, right?

Wilbur right was asexual. Is that the flight guys the anniversary of their flight, but today you like Say his name that came up naturally when organically Yes, it kind of was Wilbur was asexual. Was he? He died a virgin. I think we look at their lives a little differently than we should. That dude flew?

And they were not equal. The only reason people become pilots is to fuck. Wait, they weren't equal? No. Orville piloted the first flight. Wilbur tried and failed. What? Wilbur won the coin toss to decide who's gonna pilot the first flight. Wilbur tried and failed. What? Wilbur won the coin toss to decide who's gonna pilot the first flight. Wilbur tried,

failed, then Orville succeeded. No shit. When you say- Both virgins. No. He's handsome. I do not have time for both life and an airplane. And Wilbur's the older brother. Wait. So when you say fail fail I assume he obviously didn't crash He just they only got up so I could get it up

Yeah, wow horrible life died at 45 of typhoid fever, okay? When he was a kid He got beat in the face with a hockey stick by a man Who ended Oliver crook who ended up being a serial killer? Oh wow wait with nine wives a cokehead Multiple murders come here Stefan. I want to I want to look at his Wikipedia in a second, but Stefan Just real quick quick. You're you're you got this you're married man Yes, do you still French kiss your wife? Not really what I mean I mean I

Don't really want to talk about this. Mm-hmm. Have you French this month? I Don't really think about it probably yeah, yeah, but I don't I don't want to be I'm not like hey You want a French? No? No leading up to sex you French. I think you kind of have to yeah, yeah, that's it Thank you Right okay, but if you think about it now, it's hot Okay, oh wow we might have gotten him off it Wait so Wilbur, right? Got beat up. He was an excellent athlete playing. He was playing hockey as a kid and a cokehead Serial killer beat the fuck out of Oliver Crook beat him with the hockey stick rearranged his jaw made him depressed for years

He didn't go on to be an athlete like he wanted to be he didn't go to Yale like he wanted to So Oliver Crook should get all the credit. For the flight, yeah. That's kind of his doing, yeah. How many people? His name was Crook and he was a serial killer? Yes, he had nine wives, killed four of them. What?

Yeah, got into medicine at age 16, got addicted to all kinds of things. Holy shit. My hockey stick by Oliver Crook, huh? Nobody was like, hey, these wives keep dying? I like how it's who later became a serial killer, so he was yeah, he was at the time now He was a boy, but that was his first taste of violence perhaps Wow

Largely housebound so we should only celebrate Orville I think Orville should get a little bit more credit Problem is Orville is not the most famous Orville mm-hmm Red Rocker yeah and Orville has a much cooler name though Wilbur's a pretty cool name no it sounds like a pig with no confidence what about Orville Red Bull sounds like an eccentric tycoon Redenbach who is that Wilbur right though the pop-cord guy I? Didn't know if that was a man or like a fictional character. Yeah, is he real person? Yeah, he's not what now wait a minute or the red I know they had a guy playing over Redenbacher on the commercial. He's real. I think he's from Indiana

You think everybody yeah, no 49 Wilbur was born in Indiana orville Dayton Yeah, Wilbur was a loser. Was Amelia Earhart a fraud? I saw a post about that. I did too. I didn't look into it. I've been meaning to look into it. I got to for mostly sports.

Yeah, you put this in my purview and then just walked away. It paints her as a fraud, and we shouldn't celebrate her if she was an idiot. And I never revisited it. I got to go back and look at the an idiot how like she just didn't know how to fly a plane so there were like the one that women have this is what I read that there were a bunch of female pilots back then doing good things and and competing and doing and doing stuff and she was married to a like a Hollywood

PR guy and that's how she became the face of it that she was married to a Hollywood PR guy or something like that. And that's how she became the face of it. She was just glory chasing, she wasn't an actual. Yes, and she wasn't as good as the other female pilot. Now, I have not verified any of this information, nor can I, but that's what I heard. But now you don't need to. One Twitter post, yes.

Yeah, and you've already put it out there. I'm willing to accept that she is a fraud so then what what what woman's left? tubman Tubman's pretty big Susan be Anthony yes, who's a pretty big I put Marie Curie Does a hundred rows they will know what rose even did she's suffrage right right did the coin? She didn't she didn't meet herself one came later later put herself on a coin stitch the American flag right? That's a Betsy Ross

Sally fields Field for scum small steel Magnolia's Fields that's cookies. Yeah, that's who I meant by Sally Yeah, but like the actor Samus is more famous than and his name How do you know famous famous is a man that's who I meant by Sally so yeah, but like the same is is more famous than and in his name How do you know famous amos is a man? That's also cheating cuz names amos Auntie Anne's Auntie Anne and Chimima and Chimima. Oh, she's she's gone. She's done for Get taken down with her no no I think they all got taken down I Think mrs. Butterworth went to no

That body that body was hot like I know guys have finished to that Yeah, we have a Mrs. Butterworth bottle you just have it the curves It's there how important is the airplane what race is mr. Clean? I'd say pretty would you rather go the rest of your life without a smartphone or air travel air travel air travel? But smart, I don't know I gotta check into your flight. We When you say smartphone though, you could have a flip you can have a flip phone Yeah, and use the internet on a computer. I'd rather go without the smartphone. Yeah, if you're insane putting bets in

Hmm Yeah, well Nick you already live a largely plain list I fly a lot more now but it was a immersion therapy though just doing it I feel I'm okay I'm better now I did that too I've lived in a world without smartphones I've never lived in a world without airplanes yeah couldn't do

it don't know how to do it were you always flying though though? Always. Since I was a young boy. A wee boy. Yep. Just flying. Yep. He's still.

I didn't fly too long, brother. 14. There's people older than the Wright brothers who were alive for a rocket going to the moon. Wow. When were the Wright brothers? Well, let's guess. I was going to say. I was gonna say...

Flight was 1911? 1908. 1911-ish? 14? It sounds like, I think 11. I feel like 11. Titus usually knows these. I'm gonna go with 11.

I think. I was gonna say 05. 03! 03. How far did they go? Yeah, 2005. Yeah, I heard that wasn't that impressive either. They went six miles per hour, a hundred some feet.

That's not flying. So how quick was it after that, after they did that, to where we were just flying? You went, I don't know. I know we were flying in World War I, right? We had- Yeah. So that's pretty quick then night in 20 years there we figured it out pretty quick after that Huh?

Domino effect they only flew Individually not with each other because they didn't want both to die. I always pictured him in that thing together Then less than 70 years later on the moon So he did Orville so Orville flew first did did Wilbur wait no Wilbur flew first and fucked up flew first Or Wilbur tried first and then Orville did it then did Wilbur do it after him like do Wilbur ever fly like my on some My turn shit like yes Yeah, they both flew. Oh, okay, and they're like yeah, all right I was saying imagine dying a virgin and never flying right there KB

What's your take on the debate between Dayton, Ohio and Kitty Hawk, North Carolina as to where? flight originated I think Dayton gets the credit for producing the men. Yeah, didn't they do their work in Dayton. That's whatever Yeah, that's what the Dayton people will tell you they'll say they did they did all the work here They just use Kitty Hawks when oh the Dayton flyers Yeah, yeah, and then the Ohio license plates say birthplace of flight birthplace of aviation of aviation and then North Carolina I'm first in flight. Yeah, it's one of those things that I think they're both like fair Yeah, they both should get some credit. Well. Where do you guys say home is?

Here no some credit. Well, where do you guys say home is? Here? No. Home is where you currently live. OK, so in town or you guys do. Do you guys do? Do you say home when you're on vacation for more than like four days? If you have like a rental house? No, no. You still like sometimes like, yeah, we got to go home. Now that's got to go back to the rental. You rent to like an Airbnb for I wouldn't call it home No, I call it the house the house. Yeah, I guess that makes sense

So you home to you Dan is just like wherever you're laying your head at that moment. Yeah, Dan's living so many places That exact moment if I take a nap at the office home. Yeah Kate are you having a crisis right? This is one of the few times where you deserve to feel this way You can change today, yeah, you can you literally can change it. What's he doing right now? Oh now guys are both your I can't go home and just start It's gonna be a giant elephant in the room when you guys get home I know maybe some fans will pull out the kiss coin on you. I'm people are telling me they don't French

He does not French he just feels bad I got other parents with young kids being like I French three times in the last four years I Think it's my season of life. I'm not in a Frenching season of life. I never want to be in that season. It's called depression. All right, Kate, what are you, 42, 43? What the fuck? You always aim lower, Brian.

I don't have a season like this. When the kids are young, I get it. The baby doesn't sleep. He wakes up four times before midnight. That's why we've got to French to get through the day you have to I think we could Go to old yaks and I could pinpoint if I French that day just based off Yeah That's what JJ McCarthy was dealing with and then he learned how to French and

You guys still hold hands we're not holding hands Take off during a flight. Especially on a date night. During a movie. Yeah. I'll hold hands against my will, but I'll hold hands. If it's a thriller or a drama that we're watching, hold hands.

We might be in trouble. You seem fine. Yeah, we're good. You'll figure it out. I'll tell you what, I can't wait to get home in French That's all this up And then do it's like you are your teeth brush do you have stink breath? Somebody say something for the love of God. I don't know what to say. There's nothing to say

Why don't you try to French for 60 days in a row? Yeah. And take a picture every day of your face. Not while Frenching, but just like, yeah, like after. Three days after Frenching. This is me one week into Frenching. See what changes. By the way, TJ, do we have a, you had a gift for Nick? Yep. Is it from the ad? Nope. Oh. By the way TJ, do we have a you had a gift for Nick? Yep

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Brandon what are you doing a lot of guys in your position do tan? Yeah, but I just always fraud if I just showed up Mike come here Real quick. All right Kate Mike. This is it. This is it Mike don't get scared now Mike Alpha male you know him from his tik-tok reviews where he doesn't eat anything just talks about God Hold on best hold on Mike

You're married you got kids. I am married you got kids yes Do you French kiss Yes, I do Yes, yes, I pulled him aside out there, and I was like whatever you do say he's like, but I do Can't get away My god, okay, the mouthfeel is terrible feels incredible better You for real you eat these I want to finish that whole box. These are trashed you know It's like a communion host yes, and that was like my favorite thing actually once you get to the crunch

Once you get in is awful Taste like Styrofoam I was into the mouth feel take Kate take a handful Okay, yeah, but the taste is bad This is okay taste is bad awful Yeah, but the taste is bad. The taste is okay. The taste is bad. Awful. Yeah. Nobody's been stripping my buds. Alright?

Oh, Nick, no. Thank you to him. No, no, no. No. This guy was probably just dining it rid of these. Yeah. Sitting around. He was just this guy was probably just dining it rid of these son. Oh, yeah, yeah, Brenda. I'm sitting around Um Kate you want to do the wheel for cocktails Mmm. Sorry. I just put food in my mouth. No people love that. Yes. Let's do the wheel for cocktails. I found a Christmas noun generator

I found a Christmas noun generator. Oh, that's high tech. Oh shit. We can do however many words at once or we can do one at a time and add them to the wheel just for fun. But here's the thing, it doesn't say it says pine or something like that. You don't have to have a pine flavored drink.

You can, pine makes me think of this, makes me think of this. It can be like, as long as you can associate it back when you bring your drink in and be like, my word was this, here's why this drink is this. So it could be like out there. It can be a jello shot, it can be a cocktail, it can be a shot, it can be whatever,

but it must be cute. Oh, cute. God damn it. Cute. It must be aesthetically. Cute. Cute. Interesting. Precious. Cute relative term. Okay. Andrecious. Cute relative term.

Okay. And ideally, like not terrible tasting. Cause I would like to get a little bit of a, maybe you guys could save, maybe for Christmas, miracle, you guys could save my relationship. Get me buzzed enough that I go home and I French Pat. You know? Oh, we'll do that every day.

Yeah. I hate you. What'd you do with my present from last year? I can't even look at you. I don't think it's that weird. Kate, what'd you do with my present from last year? What was it? How to eat pussy?

Pat doesn't have a pussy. I said give it to him. Wait, Che, do you French the same way you lick? No. Okay. Did you want to chime in at all though? No, I French all the time. He was as we were talking He was like looking at me through the glass being like you're daily French or che probably yeah

Daily's a little bit much. No I sneak it in whenever I can She's going off the regular. I sneak in with the other one Do you ask for a consent? I like the way you said that sneaking with the other one. Do you ask for her consent? I like the way you said that. Sneak it in the other one. Yeah, she never wants it. Devious.

She goes for less? Just hit her with the Yoshi. French from the back door. He Frenches the back door. She never lets me. Hit it from the back door. Sometimes it just sneaks in Okay, anyway now wheel all right

so we gotta get our nouns and then we Will put on the wheel and then we'll spin to see who gets what noun I love I come up with a drink from that noun. Are you? Are you ready to get naked? I don't I don't wanna. I think we decided though it's only gonna be a reveal and then you can put your clothes back on again. That will block it out. I don't want I I don't wanna but I I don't wanna have to find your clothes first. I don't wanna but we'll deal with that. I have asked for Paige to order the materials

What does that mean? What's not naked you guys said I could be doing one of those thongs. Oh, yeah I have four of them. Yeah. Oh, I know you had them. Yep. Okay, so you can choose snowman reindeer or Santa Almost certainly you buy these TJ or do you just have these yeah, I just had them No, I bought them. Do you want somebody to do it with you? No, cuz you you wouldn't let me do clean shaving with you you you took it like a man So I'll take it like a man. I'll take the getting naked in front of everybody like a man I'll do it with you No, you won't I will it's fine It's fine I'll I'll I'll

Although this wasn't a wheel, but it was, kinda, but I'll do it. I gotta run the gauntlet? I'll do it with you. How are you gonna- How are you gonna- I'll probably just- Wear a Santa suit and take it off? I don't have a Santa suit, but-

Are you gonna just wear normal clothes, and that doesn't feel- Kate, this also feels like punishment for you, too. Yes, I'm already like, I'm not'm not thinking about if I'm thinking about it clean your butt Yeah, you have to clean your ass clean your butt I didn't think about that hey, I don't want to see any turds I keep my butt clean, but clean it actually like yeah like clean this up for like competition But clean it actually like yeah like clean this up for like competition

All right, you know like a porn star shave your ass yeah bleacher ass enema I'll get it ready All right, what's the noun generator anyway here we go? How many of us are there? there are What can I drink? I make for eggnog? There are what can I drink I'm kind of make for eggnog Chestnuts This isn't the one let's generate it should we generate again. Let's go one at a time is there nine of us Yeah, let's go in at a time. All right, so wait, there's

We still don't have a guest Running out of time on that one. Yeah. I mean, we could pick someone. White Sox Dave, would he be cheerful? Can he do all the activities? I guess he can now, right? I'll say he's a fun guy. Oh, yeah. You ever Frenched him?

No. OK. Missing out. Fun guy. What's that mean? Spider. Spider's good hang. Spider's good hang.

It's a great hang. You know, Spider be the guest. We could do a secret guest. Mm-hmm. There's good. Hang great hang. You know spider be the guest We do a secret guest could be spider. Yeah, we could do a secret guest Or we'd spin the office wheel. Oh, yeah office. Well, yeah, it's been the office wheel spin the office wheel Yeah, Brian you're nervous about everybody seeing your penis? No. It's not you guys seeing it. They're being a clip of me.

Yeah, but you're going to clean your butt. My butt's plenty clean. I'm fine with my butt right now. I just. Is it the dick and balls? I got kids in high school. I don't want them to be embarrassed. That's a totally fair thing saw your dad's dick

Saw his butt. He filled the asshole You clean that but Saw your dad online he had turned his ass That's a crazy thing to say yeah like as if he was gonna be showing his ass I'm just saying it's like a string yeah, right that goes at the back You know no one oh you take it off, and it's nice and brown Smells like I know we're joking, but please do clean. You gotta clean your butt now brain Now we put it out right all eyes are gonna be on your butthole. Yeah, you gotta make sure that things not with the loofah with your finger

New fear unlocked Brandon's dirty butt filthy turd filled butt All right spin the office wheel you saved him Kate What if this person sucks There we go All right, he's gonna try to stop by. His flight was delayed this morning, so he's gonna try to stop by in a minute, but we'll invite him formally.

He's flying back from LA or Minnesota? Minnesota. Minnesota, well that's nice. Yeah. And do you hear about the party? We haven't. Yep, barely. Oh, you did.

Okay. Barely. I wanted to save it. Seemed like a really cool party. Mm-hmm TJ. You sent us a link yesterday. We had the tunnel on the show before oh My god, yes, when is this from? 17th time that me Titus has been to the time that from stankos episode walking oh They're so early. Oh, we were trying to find Doug mincy, right?

Check the curtain he missed so many rooms upstairs. I'm gonna peel it you know I didn't know this whoa What is all I did? It was so I turned so fast. I didn't even see it. We said I said well. What is that? Wow I turned so fast. I didn't even see it. We said I said well, what is that? Wow We were right there. We were so close How do I not use you turned? I was I was locked in on mincy and mincy wasn't there So I was just like didn't even notice that that was even conceived there could have been a tunnel That's as close as you can get as close as it gets

It was right in front of my face any of you accidentally saw the tunnel one time I just can't remember there's no chance no no because even in that clip where we said I said I didn't even know that existed I've been to that kitchen a lot never noticed the door who realized that it was chef Dottie Well, he led us to it, but who knows like I remember from however. Yeah It was a yak fan of Damien. How do they know every I was just locked in on opening doors and and seeing what was like this is mincy there No, okay, shut it and then That's gotta be like you had just gone a little bit one step further Wow a point Oh, oh one percent fan right there. Yeah, that's up there shout out that guy

Lady Ecker. Oh, French. Yeah. Details. Yeah. Ask her. Ask her if she's French. She's French.

I say, do you French, question mark? She's definitely going to French. No context. If she knew there was a tunnel, she's been watching this show. Yeah, but still. Just having Stephen have that out there do you friend that's his first he gets cancelled she replies back I'm married yeah this guy gave me a weird oh hey now do you know what I

thought the surprise was gonna be last week what I thought the surprise was going to be last week? What? I thought you had flown Uncle Doug up. Oh! I thought Uncle Doug was going to walk in. Why did you think that? Because I was trying to think of what they would be and the John Deere kid was a good one but...

Here's what I'll do similar to Kyle's razor blade. I will fly Uncle Doug up at some point. No you don't have to do it. No I want to now. That's a great surprise. No I'll do similar to Kyle's razor blade. I will fly the Uncle Doug up at some point. No, you don't have to do it. No, I want to now. That's a great surprise. No, I'll do it, but I... At some point in the next year, we will have a surprise Uncle Doug that you will even be surprised about.

That's what I thought about. Can we do the Doug hunt with him? Yeah. Double Doug hunt? Is Doug hunting Doug? Oh, that's a great one, yeah. Doug hunt Doug. Doug's here right now. Doug? Oh, that's a great one, yeah. Doug hunt Doug. Doug's here right now. Doug? Hey.

Hey. You know we gotta ask Doug. Yeah. What are you gonna ask? Oh, come on, Doug. Come on, Doug. Don't make us do it, just. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Ah, ah, ah. My Doug. Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah. I mean, you had to know Doug. Yeah, that was rhetorical. He's good at it Really good practices. Yeah, he's doing the cherry tricks

Tying the cherry stem. Yeah. All right, so Eddie's the special guest. Clemmer call Clemmer Clemmer definitely does yes. They clever French is not you're supposed to spell your name He spells full sentences over it looks like Bart Simpson's chalkboard over and over to spell your name that might be yeah I thought so it was practice the alphabet with your tongue Hey Clemmer we're on the act right now quick question for you. Do you French kiss? Yeah, no no no he doesn't how often how often do you French yeah he doesn't know he doesn't French do you go into fucking without it? Did you hear that question? Yeah I do. I guess so, but you probably should kiss more.

That man doesn't French. He doesn't French. Who are you talking to? Well marry, you should kiss more. I think that's a good thing. Okay. Sounds like you need to French more. I do.

I should French more. Okay. How's that sound? Alright, yeah, let us know how it goes. Alright, I will. Alright, you got one. Later. See you Cle let us know how it goes. All right. You got one. Later. See you, Clemmer. I miss him.

I think this episode saved some marriages. That was half a one. I think everyone's going to French their partner tonight. Yeah, I surprised my partner with a French, and wow, thank you. Yeah. Oh, my God, you must have listened to the actor. Sorry, that was weird. I think I'm having a panic attack.

You are. You are. You for sure are. Things have been tough. We're fine. We'll make out soon. It's all good. Somebody please start talking about something else. Alright, do the Arena Club and then we'll get to the wheels. Those nouns.

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Christmas nouns. Y'all just wanna go around the room to get your noun? Yeah, I think so. All right, yeah. I'll start. And if you super hate it, we could spin again. No, no, no. No, you gotta be creative.

Okay, can we also add coal? Well, maybe it'll pop up. I feel like we need some bad ones. You can make coal good. So yours is joy. All right, joy, easy. Making a joy cocktail. Joy cocktail. Yep.

And what he makes is up to him? Yep, totally. Okay. He just has to encapsulate joy in some way. All right, give me my word. Joy cocktail. Yep. And what he makes is up to him? Yep, totally. OK. He just has to encapsulate joy in some way. All right, give me my word. Oh. St. Nick. That would have been a better one for you.

St. Nicholas. St. Nick. I'm going to take it or spin again? You get one pass. You spin again, you have to have. What do I do with it? You have to take the second one. I mean, what would you do?

How would you make a St. Nick drink? Spin it. Chestnut, now it I do with it. You have to take the second one. I mean, what would you do? How would you make a st. Nick drink? spin it Just now yeah, all right. There we go. All right. I'm up. Yep There's a ton of carols that's a woman's name mm-hmm Carol Brady That's one of the women. I'll take a risk go ahead press oh Okay presence, okay nuts

Okay, be okay be your Danny KB sleigh bells you could now you can spin it again You can generate again, but if you generate it again, you have to pick the second one. Okay spin again ice That's good You can generate again, but if you generate it again you have to pick the second one. Okay spin again ice That's good Should we spin one for Eddie yeah, okay, this one's Eddie's Jack Frost frost All right Go for me decorations uh

Are you writing these down shakes already forgot mine I Sure presence been again, but I'm going to spin it again chimney oh nice Chimney drink ha something smoky perhaps then sooty So it yeah, put it put so it What is this fucking shit All right, I'm ready ash cocktail bells. Do we have sleigh bells already your jingle bells? That was just the test one, okay?

Do it again Okay, I'll do bells. It's gotta be more specific You had a broad category now you have all right very specific anybody in the booth participating Danny Danny get one no Reindeer do you want that or you want another I? Want another I feel like the brain is oh we already have that right I pie okay that works Okay, okay, joy drink Actually yeah, no I could do that season

I can do that season No liquor brand names Okay, okay And it can be a big stretch and the idea is we have a table here when we start the episode and all the drinks Are in their little and we go we spin the wheel one at a time to figure out which drinks we're going with first and in What order of it and it's just cute as a button. That's what the people want right a cute And then I maybe get a little drunk Why not and make out? He needs to come in hang a little mistletoe see if we can reel him in

Branding get one or should we just give him a really bad one? Well he's no he got He got he was joy. No I was joy you got. Nick, and then he went again and got chestnuts, okay? chestnuts Okay, I need to go get the white elephant gift after this so do I yeah? I know what I'm getting Sam have to get it some people's gifts are good Yeah, which makes me feel bad about mine a little bit. I Like when there's a good mix. Yeah Look at that. I thought what it so white elephant

I I always thought white elephant meant shitty gifts white elephant does not mean shitty gifts white elephant is the Mechanism by which you hand out the gifts. I Believe so it's not implied that White Elephant is like a dumb ass like fucking Etch A Sketch or something. Or like a cheat. No, you go and then you can get it stolen a certain amount of times. Yeah, that makes it the White Elephant.

You're right though. You can do a White Elephant with like $1000 gifts. Yeah, you're right though, because there's always a gift you don't want. So that is to imply there has to be a shitty gift in order for you to want to trade, you know? Yeah, I don't know, I was confused by that. I think it's like an offense.

Some people weren't saying they got nice gifts for that, and I was like, I thought it was a white elephant. They're like, yeah, so I got a nice gift. And I thought that doesn't, I thought white elephant was like $20 gifts. Maybe. Anyway, I need to go, I need to go throw my gift in the garbage

to get a better gift. That sounds like. The term white elephant comes from the ancient practice of the King of Siam, Thailand, giving rare albino elephants to people who pissed him off. What? Wait, Siam is Thailand? Yeah, I think it's offensive too, the name. Siam?

Oh. I'll say. Siamese. I didn't know. name Sam. Oh, I'll say I'm ease. I didn't know white elephant. Oh I guess yeah, cuz it was burdensome expensive and kind of like useless like so if somebody piss me off I give them a very inconvenient Elephant. Yes, they now have to deal with yep. Mm-hmm Mm-hmm Yeah Surprised pet elephants never took off you you are yeah, I figured we could have miniaturized them at some point That would be cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, like you don't want to cuddle with them. Yeah, yeah, baby elephant

Yeah, I'd take a baby. Oh man If you got him to wear bait and wear elephants say this breed of elephants only grew to like two and a half Yeah, that would have been cool. Yeah, we should have missed on that dries elephants could be our thing We figure out how to do that print money Yeah, if we had if we could figure out how to breed baby elephants. Just make them stay that way. Still wouldn't be for me.

How big is a baby elephant? Could you lift it? Might have to go even smaller than the baby. Let's say 250. You guys are going baby elephant. I'm saying take an elephant and genetically modify it to where it is now. The size of a Labrador.

Correct. OK. Dog size elephants. That would be crazy popular. Yeah Well pig me hippos people aren't getting those all the time what happened to that tip o ding what happened to God Hope I'd no, I don't think so. I just lost interest. Did it grow too much stop getting you? Yeah No, we learned it was going to happen to the Rizzo No, stop Karen

Stop caring. Yeah, and then just time gets away. Yeah, I have a mood aing update. It's just got big Oh, how big's mood aing now like a normal size picnic. Oh See the pig me hippo But it's not It's not the same No, I It's not the same. No. I loved Mudang. You should still love Mudang. It's still the same.

Well, I gotta see a picture of Mudang. Okay. Still love. But... It's big. Yeah. It's still fine. Still good. That's still cute.

I gotta be honest. That kinda looks like it looked in the beginning. What's different? I like their little hands. They're not that big. Wait wasn't there a Phase there where Moodyang was being a little bit of a bitch? A little catty? A little bite? Yeah, was that? Well it was when you sprayed her with water. Yeah. She got upset. I thought she liked water. No, she was upset at water. She got upset. I thought she liked water. No, she was upset at water. I got like...

Go ahead. No, it's not worth it. No digg then. All right. We got... People need to stop making fun of Justin Timberlake's dick. What? Who's doing that? He was wearing a harness and you could just see the print. It was fine. Small print.

I don't like that. Does it matter, though? He's Justin Timberlake. Right. If he had a big dick he probably wouldn't. Yeah. Is he? Oh. Oh. It's squeezed, isn't it? I don't know, man. You got to know that before. Yeah, I'm surprised that they didn't. Yeah, that's tiny. No, it's not, man.

It's tiny. I think it's squeezed. Let me see. Where do you mean squeezed? I feel I don't know. Oh, yeah I'll put your glasses on You're gonna need a telescope that's so small He's coming to Chicago in February All right Bring your binoculars. Are you going to go? You're a big timber-like guy.

Yeah, but that's one of those. You're more of a backstreet guy. That's a borderline. I wouldn't mind going, but I would never make the effort to go. Does this sway you one way or another? The tiny dick? No, because I've got to be on that stage tomorrow. So, I've got to figure out.

Now we've got to get a harness. I've got something for us, but I now we gotta get a dirty ass I got some force but I don't I have to admit that I only saw it in like passing so I don't want to vouch for it being something we should discuss hmm but I saw it in passing and I bookmarked it and I was like oh maybe I'll bring this up. Hmm. And it's uh I kind of wanted to find out about it with you guys in real time. I'm gonna send you... Interesting. So... What could this be? This is for the Christmas special? His His Twitter handle Steve Styro. Steve Styro. TJ, S-T-Y-R-O. At Steve Styro.

And what does Steve Styro do? From the little I know, he's been collecting his girlfriend's hair and putting it on Styro. Oh yeah, that's right. I think she found out this morning. Oh, no Collecting my girlfriend's hair until styro Steve has a full head of hair What okay, so I don't think she's mad at a one of collecting my girlfriend's hair putting it on styro Steve

Yeah Okay, no how how is he collecting this this? I don't know like shower drain brush Yeah, is it that or? Again, I saw it I'm not gonna look into this coming up and pluck. Yeah, is he plucking is he one more sweet? His girlfriend find out I think he found a gold mine. I Think it's funny women do be having hair everywhere. They do be shedding So yeah, that is this just like

So I think it's a funny. I don't think he's serious. Yeah, okay He's doing some sort of crying this is why I wanted to find out together Nothing's real anymore. Forget it Talk to it hasn't said a word since she went to sleep. Seriously. Yeah Unless I miss something. I've got to go to bed. All right, y'all Alright y'all. Stop pretty talking. That's just it? We're just making fun of her because she has a southern accent?

Is that what we're doing? No, she scammed a bunch of people. So everybody does that. She spit on that thing. I know man, but it's like once you... I wish we could go back, you know? Go back to the good old days Where she was just famous for something yeah, man When she was just spitting on that thing and hawking hawking and to him and you know

We need to make sure Rizler does not fall for any of this Bitcoin bullshit has his own Rizzer coin mm-hmm What's up Brandon, I don't know How was baby Gronk doing at that party yeah, that's weird. I don't there's like a boy at a party I don't want to be at the party right it's weird because it implies that his dad was also doesn't want to go the the Dad's just making him Once he aging out of this one when is his dad gonna let him go I? Think it's too late his dad gonna let him go? I think it's too late. Such a good picture. How old is he? Who knows? Been around a few years now. How long has this saga been going on? Is he

just living in LA now? I don't know. Probably. Does he get paid? Are they that successful? I mean he's nothing compared to the Rizzler and the Costco guys. Yeah. Well yeah, he tried to beef with the Rizzler. He's 12. Oh my god. That's awful. He's a big 12 year old. Basically the way this plays out is like, do you know who Julian Newman is? The basketball prospect that was in? High school for like 10 years because his dad was trying to make him like the next ball brothers like famous Let's do a reality show. Let's do a viral thing

That's kind of like what this is so basically baby grunk either goes and plays college football and actually becomes an athlete or he Plays in like high school circuits forever looking for a college opportunity And that is kind of how it would fizzle out It seems to me like the day like ten years away from that still I think the dad is prioritizing him as an internet Personalities they gave up on football almost yeah That's why they're flying everywhere the transition is occurred. Yeah Huh He's a big boy though yeah, he was a large boy large Yeah Huh He's a big boy though. Yeah, he's a large boy large

Won't that be something? Wait is that half a million followers? Oh there is a brawny Jesus Christ the greatest athletes He's pretty big yeah, he's not 12 is tripping me out. Yeah like a baby stuff All right, just having to force the smile Yeah, it's weird. It's not like the Rizzle. That's the weird stuff to me,

like with the cheerleaders, their boobs out, like I'm like, he's 12. Oh, that was a nice run. Oh, shit. Oh, it looks pretty good. Oh, fuck. Yeah, that was actually pretty nice. He will be a problem in high school. I mean, him becoming a real good football player

could be a game changer. That would be awesome for him It's Texas right Wow there he goes Good for him. Yeah, the comments is his dad's five six6", 5'7". Oh no. Yeah. Get ready to learn Kent State. Mm-hmm. Maybe his mom's 6'7". Maybe so.

You never know. Could be. We've never seen the mom, I don't think. We've seen the dad force feeding him answers during a podcast interview. Yeah. Which was rough. Oh well.

Yeah, oh well. Are you still gonna get Tommy's Twitch set up? Yeah, I need to do it after Christmas. Well, during the break I needed to do it. I should have done it by now. He's ready to go. And his little brother has already learned editing software and has downloaded a bunch of stuff. That's really cool. Yeah, his little brother is more

responsible than I am. Is this the one that just makes breakfast? Yeah, he makes breakfast. He makes pancakes. He made pancakes today. How were they? Oh, they're excellent. He's a good pancake maker. He was up before you? No, he does after me. But he'll make cookies. He'll make some bread. I've got to get him into the meat game.

Got to get him cooking dinner. You don't like him bacon. You don't like your boy bacon. No, I don't mind him bacon. I don't particularly eat the cookies or the bread so let's see if we can fire up a steak. How conscious are you of keeping even playing field with gifts for all your kids? Very conscious. But like some that probably wise yeah some are probably easy to shop for they tell you what they want then others don't so it's

not your fault. The daughter the 16 year old gave me a list that was a mile long and I got everything. The 12 year old old gave me a list that was a mile long and I got everything The 12 year old boy gave me a list that was for long and Tommy just said give me some Pokemon cards Well, that's what I mean. So how is it possible? I just got to figure out Tommy along the way He's the he's the biggest challenge and the nine year old is still young enough I can just go to the toy aisle and get him some stuff But it's been December's a a grind on the gift buying circuit. Yeah it is.

I'm all, I'm stuck in a situation where I want, I'm going away with my family on the 26th, but they're out of school the 23rd 24th 25th obviously I Think I'm gonna start giving them gifts on the 23rd just to so they have something to do is that like We'll give them all yeah some appetite, but it's more for me What if they like to get on the 23rd you're doing on the 21st? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? So it's like just give me gifts Yeah, cuz when you give them gifts it buys you like a day of like they're gonna play with their gifts

So I didn't want to give them all their gifts and then the next day we fly right so it's like you gotta Hope they don't like the 23rd gift better than the 25th gifts true But just kind of giving them slowly so that they have shit to do Cuz you get like the giving a gift to especially small kids it's it's it's not as much about the gifts more like it buys you two hours of freedom mm-hmm where they can just do something what's the favorite toy right now I don't fucking good question no idea oh fuck no my kids are getting everything. I don't like they're literally Guitar guitar like a little guitar

Giraffe yeah, real one's a good one raps all right now Do you say half are from You and half are from Santa or how do you do it all Santa? Yeah, that's the problem I don't know what to do with the multiple days I guess maybe my parents would say half of them from them to avoid that kind of problem. Yeah but it really is like giving a kid a gift is great for that like two hours of like Good you have something to play with That's what to get rid of a lot of toys because my fucking house just toys Toys everywhere toys toys toys toys those toys couldn't hold them over

The kids kids move fast on toy of shelf life. They're like this toy is awesome, and then the next day They're like oh that toys old And then they don't give a fuck about it until they see their sibling touching yeah, really or Like until you give it until you're like we're gonna clean up and throw out some of your toys You're like no. I always play with this toy. I haven't touched in three years Yeah, god damn it I just have like I have like bins full of like you know like cars Too many too much shit. It's like a new game on the iPad same sensation as a new toy

We don't really let them use the iPad. Yeah It is what I'm sure it is. Yeah, I can hold you over. It's probably holds their attention way more than a toy does What's the right age for a video game console? That's a good question because I want to do that. I think I'm an N 64 7 7 so I was gonna say between 6 and 8 yeah Yeah, it's tough cuz like we had game boys in there how that kind of eased you into an actual Yeah, like I can't wait till my kids start playing video games. I'm gonna fuck them up on there They gotta be close

Yeah Start fucking them up our computer games just obsolete now Like yeah, yeah that went away with with desktop right it makes sense Computer games in what sense like this that makes sense that computer games are gone like backyard football backyard baseball You're just playing everything on a console now. No computers. There's a lot of there's a there's a lot of console games You'd rather play on PC Really? Yeah, well I see Really? Yeah, well

Adult like roblox is the biggest game yeah, not talking about adults, but like kids yeah, they played on PC Oh, yeah, it has like the biggest user base TJ. Yeah, I think roblox has like some tens of millions of active player like the crazy numbers you see games are huge roblox is the biggest game Yeah, I guess I was just picturing like being at the family computer. Right. Playing those games. Family computer went through a war. Oh yeah.

Oh, you gotta buy a gaming PC, which I had to buy a couple years ago. Really? Yeah. Shit. I don't want a gaming PC. Well. That thing's just gonna break

and then I don't know how to fix it, so I'm just gonna look like a cuck. Just buy another gaming PC. PC cuck. Yeah. It's cucky. I'll fix my computer. I don't fucking know. No have to call Pete You wouldn't call Pete. Yeah, probably. Yeah, I call Pete anytime. I have any kind of issue Your table goes out of your house that's a call I'm so copy copy Stefan set up my internet really couldn't figure it out went to your house. We did it via FaceTime Yeah, see these guys are useful. Yeah

Why can't they get shit around here to work? It's good point Is it cuz it's cuz they're helping Nick that's a Nick's house is yeah along like the audio levels are perfect How long would it never cut out? How long would it take if we're just like tech team you had a week off? How long would it take for everything to break we wouldn't would we be able to get anything? How we're gonna go live would we even notice we just sit down and do the show we haven't been on air and See if I had that idea of like we might do it someday maybe in the summer

We're just get really high and we just sit in a room with a bunch of podcasting equipment that we had to build from scratch Oh my god Like you know like with take the mics out set them up See if we can make a podcast Do a freaky Friday episode of yeah part of my take you guys produce be a disaster Pug hosts host pug is the President pug

He's got swag Do you see him throwing the baseball? No. Oh, man. Do you have a cannon? Ah Hmm, I don't know if you find a TJ was when when Jerry did his challenge and everyone tried it you find a TJ was when when Jerry did his challenge and everyone tried it. Oh, the pitching challenge last week? Yeah. I was with him over the weekend. Turns out the same exact thing when it comes to darts to pug can get a little dangerous. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. He's a he's a if he has a ball in his hand, watch out guy. Right. I'm glad you've asked that question. Or you said that dart board for the boys yeah 14 12 and 9

dartboard real darts what do we think no cumulative hour in a year no I had one as a kid and I played shit I had one I had one but it wasn't the real dark I had the real darts plastic with the holes they sucked sucked. They sucked. But I think that it was the correct move because if you had the real one. I think I'm going darts. A real dart board is awesome, but just be prepared for the holes in the wall. Yeah, and so,

you gotta get a big cork board. As the big wooden casing, Yeah, with the doors. Oh, the doors opens up. Yeah. Still, The boys will find a way. Uh-oh. The boys will find a way to oh

The tech guys heard us. Oh, but we play I remember being like pretty little and yeah several people in my family had real dartboards and Okay, I think I got mine when I was eight my one uncle had a bunch of dead animals on the wall No one was around we said throw method. Yeah, TJ where we had the darts calendar I believe it's first weekend in June is normally the Starts in New York, but is that falling apart? It was fun this year. It wasn't the same yeah, that's on our guys here max bailed on it, right? Max and Jack bailed on it last year to go on a date in South Jersey together But this year, it's just none of the other Chicago guys

went back to New York for it. You went back, right? Yeah. What was the other show you guys did? Shopping Day or something? Shopping Day was a, yeah, we did a Shopping Day. That was awesome. That died too?

It's very jealous. That was sponsored, wasn't it? That's in March? Yeah, that was sponsored by Stella Blue Coffee. Yeah, that was in March, I think. I just paid for their brunch tab. Our Tungsten meetings fell apart once we moved. I can't believe I have tattoo of them

Oh my god Who do we make it their first tattoo? Dag's editor no, and he's never gotten a tattoo. He said he never would his first meeting was tattoo day, and then we all moved Nick I saw somebody got your grandma tattooed on them. Oh Oh, Nick I saw somebody got your grandma tattooed on them. Oh Yeah, that's crazy. I oh That Vibs tattooed me on lowering the bar once a photo of my grandma on my thigh and then somebody else got it Looks just as good. Oh, he said the tattoo artists try to convince him not to do that somebody else

House and I love your grandma by Jeff ever tat and he got it recreated today tattoo artists tried three times to talk him out of it Yeah Thanks skank Sinatra. You couldn't have talked like Sinatra. You got to talk about of it skank Sinatra. That's a hot Twitter name All right She's married to a man with good taste. Do you have Pugs Throw, TJ? You will find it. It's the end. Yeah, here it is. Wait, but that was, was that serious?

Yeah. Look where he's standing, too. Look where he's standing. Oh. And then he He's like it hit it. I don't know what happened everything wrong. Yeah, he's a threat so he was playing darts like that Yeah, it was actually but it was going sideways so he wasn't coming up short. He was just hitting wall. Oh no hmm

President Pug is a European No, he just never played a sport, I think. Where were we talking about that? Europeans, they don't throw. Yeah, they don't throw. Never learned how to throw. Can kick the hell out of things. I imagine.

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having heartburn issues You excited about the Scrubs reboot? What I'm a little concerned I am too. No Lawrence. I'm not a little let's grow huh. They're doing a five episode run right mm-hmm I'm excited about that. That was a fantastic show. Yeah Malcolm in the middle Scrubs is just doing full-on reboot. I know I'm I'm I yeah with all new people yeah What as many as I can I guess what's the theory that Malcolm in the middle is just a dream for Walter White or one way the other because he always wore the Tidy whitey's yeah. Oh, yeah Hey Trent might have been the first one on that or no Trent was on that isn't elf in something else

Oh, yeah, yeah, it's the same universe as another movie shit. What was it? It's fun to think about Yeah, did you see that one that in the background of the Sopranos Gilmore Girls was on and then in Gilmore Girls There was a line about Tony Sopranos. So their universes are connected through television Oh show if Tony Sopranos real and Gilmore Girls, they're gonna be watching sopranos on TV and see themselves. Oh It's very fucky Fucky is very fucky. I want to know the elf one Trent blog dude. It was great. It's Elf and something What could it be a home alone?

Could it be a thinking of a Reginald Ville Johnson being a cop and diehard and family? Yeah, is that what you know? Oh Winslow? That is right. Yeah, he stole where you know Carl Winslow? That is right. Yeah, he stole America's heart on Dancing with the Stars this year. He did what was it? It's the prequel to step brothers. That's yeah what? Because the dad is the same Mm-hmm, Will Ferrell's dad is the same in both no mom That's what I meant to say, mom. The mom is the same in both?

Yeah. And he is very childlike trying to get, oh. Right. But his name's different. Buddy and Brennan. You still really make too much sense, yeah. They both love singing. Okay.

Yeah, it all checks out. Thatbrothers there it is but what about what about his brother played by Adam Scott Derek my name is Derek and I can sing hi no nothing why you asking so many questions man yeah it is oh we got the answer alright. Any more brain busters Brandon? Yeah. They have different noses. Noses can change.

Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson's nose. Oh he's dead. Doesn't even exist anymore. Voldemort. Voldemort. What Ed? He had to do the DK double up.

I did. I texted you what we're doing today shit, oh Somebody's in the doghouse Screwed that one up Stephen Now we're spinning are you do it Stephen Okay, it's me versus someone right we're spinning the wheel two people are gonna play one of you one now for a game play like because there's only one NBA Cup game tonight it's the final not doing we're not all picking a player

we're gonna spin two people would play one be one right now okay let's do it read it Steven you already read it already read it. This is two people one v1. So do what? Shit I gotta shoot basketball. Yeah, you might be you might go off though this time. It's could be your day Oh, we're here. No, no. Okay, can shoot. Okay. Oh, now I can't fucking lose. Don't have to do threes though. Kyle. Now I'm gonna do threes. All right. Explain this to me like I'm 10 again because I think we've been doing same shooting competition. Okay at the same time. Not at the same time. Not at the same time. Not at the same time. Not at the same time. Who wants to go first? Why would I?

Kyle wants to go first. How is this something you like to eat? It's disgusting. Let me try another one. I think I've had a hundred. Let me try another one now that I've got the initial shock out of the player. Are they different flavors? No.

I'm going to try another one. I'm going to try another one. I'm going to try another one. I'm going to try another one. I'm going to try another one. I'm going to try another one. I'm going to try another one. I'm going to try another one.

I'm going to try another one. I'm going to try another one. I'm going to try another one. I'm going to try another one. I'm going to try another one. Now that I got the initial shock out of the way. Are they different flavors? No. Thanks again to that guy. That made me phenomenally happy. Can I get a strip waffle? I can't eat those. Can I get a strip waffle? No. Kate!

That is impressive. She's a baller. All right Kyle, you ready? Ready? Yeah. Steven, are you rebounding? I need a rebounder while I'm coming at it. I'll rebound too.

He's going to protect the set. All right. Three, two, one. Go. Kyle for three. Cash. Oh, shit. It's like cash every time. Cash.

Adjust, B. Why is he only shooting threes? Stop saying cash. Cash. Adjust B. Why is he only shooting threes? Stop saying catch, catch. Oh, he doubled up on zero. No. Oh no. Oh man.

Make a three. Kyle has a good gauntlet time, doesn't he? Yeah. You just go hit twos. Just hit twos, Kyle. Hit twos. You got it, Tyle. There's three.

Five. What? Get back to your spot. He very confidently went to that spot. You can shoot a three to shoot the double up. Well, you don't want to get it. No, he's got to double up. Well, he doesn't want to double up on seven. Double up! Eight.

Double up! Or not. Or don't. Double up! Right now! Anytime! This is going to be... Alright, now you have sixteen. This is gonna be...

Alright, now you have 16. You need a 3 and a 2. Oh no. Stroopwafels unbelievable. He's just Brick City. Here we go Kyle. He's just brick city Here we go Kyle yes now to Yeah, that's a spot to the right good a young all right there. Yeah all beers

Not bad Dean Jones redemption, huh knows I had it like that. I will tell you what You killed that cow under three yeah, and it's All right, tell us one TJ All right, right three two one Problem is Kate's a baller. No, maybe not. Ooh. She kind of is. Oh, my God.

Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Oh my god. Six. She's gonna have to hit one three though. She's nasty.

What the fuck? She's nasty. Whoa. Oh my god! Oh my god, Kate! Three! Does she have the strength? No. That was under a minute, Kate! Wow!

Kate! That almost is gonna get everyone Kate! Wow! Yeah! Kate! Oh my god. That almost is gonna get everyone to forget about the fact you don't French. Almost. Fifty seconds. Kate, that was... Holy hell. I needed a distraction.

That was nasty. Phew. That was really good. Alright. I'm out of shape. That was... What's new with you guys? Do I get the money again?

To bet? Yep. Hell yeah. Oh, this is awesome. Way to go, Kate. The start of my empire. What a day. Kyle, that was... Yeah, you were really good. You did great too. You kind of crushed him. That was a good try. You got crushed by the non-french or cop yeah

what's it's good read all that time Frenching could have been hooping do you want to slap me Kyle you were you were a problem in werewolf yesterday that was fun what you were you're a chaotic evil what are you referring to the start of the game started again I didn't I never played before yeah it was very funny I didn't know I could get voted out he talked very too much and then also the last round when you just went rogue and pretended to vote as a werewolf even though you weren't. Right, which I didn't know was illegal. Which changed everything. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You did what? So when we were, so it was me, PFT, and Jerry. Yeah. So we opened our eyes. Kyle went like this. Wait, no. And then that's why Jerry laughed, and basically why Jerry got found out right away.

I didn't know that was the reason. Yes. It was almost like. We all were just like, what is going on? He was literally just like this. Great tactic. It worked. My plan was to try to flesh out reason it was almost we all were just like what is going on He was literally just like this great tactic it worked My plan was to try to flesh out who it was to get them to laugh and I was gonna like how can I get people? To laugh I was thinking like jack-off motion. That's not funny. I just started pointing that is funny aimlessly and it got confusing

And then Jerry got got He got got you and I was out that was very fun fun ass game so much fun Yeah, is that even illegal what Kyle did? I probably yeah, yeah Tampering if I would have made it clear that I was not the wolf We're gonna put we'll play that more though. That's a very fun game That was my first time playing and I thought I was gonna be like too dumb to get it's like you're very good He's a game to figure out begging che to believe me

It's very fun for the viewers too because they're just watch us like you know you're just lying to each other. Yeah watch this You may now choose who you would like to kill He's not a werewolf So we killed him and Jerry was just laughing look at him Werewolves wake up You got us all Eddie Ed oh La head la head I want to figure out if there's a way to Show that without the audience knowing who the werewolves are maybe for a game I think that I think the last one

No I was asking if we should but like we would have to like show Connor or a blank screen the whole time because if we Showed the room they would still know who's waking up I don't know if that's like if what people want or not good Yeah, we should start playing rounds where viewer we don't show it on the screen But viewers can close their eyes when Connor says to close their eyes. Yeah, I think that before Eddie. What's up Eddie? First welcome back second. Thank you. Are you free tomorrow night? Yeah, okay, yeah, you were we spun the whole office wheel and your name came up for our Christmas special

What do I gotta do just show up? Well? Oh, I guess you get a gift. Okay, okay? Oh, yeah cocktail What a cocktail what's the parameters of his gift? Does anybody remember yeah, cuz his gift sounded hard Or 50 50 50 bucks Dollar experience 50 our experience. Yeah, I could do that Yep, but wrap it in a way that we can't tell it was like something small Wrap it in like a way that it looks like a presence, okay? So like that makes sense kind of sort of and yeah, we're a jack frost

themed Cocktail what Kate saying is for us team you're probably going to end up getting us like some sort of gift card So if you put it into an envelope Well, no, and then you just laid the envelope on the floor will know that put it into a box dollar gift That is a $50 don't make it look like what it is. Make it look like it could be. Gotcha, okay. Makes sense.

Also, Jack Frost themed cocktail, enough for everybody. So like- Oh, enough for everybody. Oh yes. Oh, I thought you were just bringing your own drink. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Everybody, so how many people?

So when the show starts, there'll be a table over here. You'll need to have 10 cocktails ready. So we'll have a big table just full of cocktails. Each of us will have to make 10 cocktails. There will be 100 cocktails on this table. That's good. On this cocktail. Were you clear with this from the beginning?

No. I feel like you just dropped this on the floor. That's a lot of cocktails. But it worked out really fun last time it was fun last time We brought the end do it last time did you yeah? We brought the ingredients about five each and then okay then that way because otherwise people if people are drinking ten cocktails That's a lot. Yeah, so you can pick and choose Okay, what you want? Mm-hmm? Yeah five each okay?

I like that and then we'll see who the loser's cocktail is that nobody wanted. Yeah. Last year you put Nikki Smokes in a box for 20 minutes. Yes. Oh, that was so good. I don't think I could trick him again like that. Come on. Think he's wise to it now.

So we'll see. But okay, five cocktails. Oh man, that was so funny. That was one of my favorite things. That doesn't feel like that long, a year ago. I know. I had my infant Yeah, just to do that and then left and he was so mad She's like I wore my fucking six dolphin starter jacket. He had a date that night. Yeah, right

Oh that feels a while ago. Oh really? But I'm just telling myself that Eddie we might have to save your LA recap for the Christmas special because we have to do an all company meeting in a minute. Let's do it. But it's good that you're here because now you're in. Alright. Your hair looks great too. Thanks. Hair looks awesome. I feel a little better about it than I did a week ago. Yeah. Yeah it's alright. It suits you. Yeah. Poor bucket hats now. Yeah. Upgraded to that. That was a good look last night. How was the game? It was horrible. It suits you. Yeah, we're bucket hats now. Yeah upgraded. So that was a good look last night How was the game is horrible?

I'm just like torture contents kind of like kind of into it now It just is it is what it is la that like it's kind of so Danny I mean I said it on the the voicemail on the stretch Like when you guys asked me to go I had been to that game before yeah with Mitch and John Fox Yeah, it's the same game. What are you hoping for the rest of the season at this point? Do you want it does it when would have been like if if they were to win these games down the stretch? Are you like fuck if we could beat the the Packers or the Lions to fuck up something with them? Yeah That would be nice

Yeah for someone else yeah What's gonna end up happening though is because the Rams are my pinky team where I have to cut off the tip my pinky If they win the Super Bowl we might will only beat the Seahawks that will fuck up. Yeah me personally yeah Dangerous has to be the closest it's ever been right the Texans the first year Started o in three and then one like ten in a row and they got to the divisional round, okay? I don't know how I? Don't know if a doctor would even do it It's a weird ask

But I'd ask you wouldn't do it yourself. I guess I could do it myself Did we do the nascar? Yeah, we did okay. Go to Oregon um high noon though. Yeah, I knew here's the tea about high noon All new vodka iced tea It's made with real vodka real iced tea with no added sugar and no carbonation If you're a hard tea lover who's done with sugary malt based teas you're gonna love the new high noon vodka iced tea It's 90 calories and high noon vodka iced tea is great for any occasion under the sun and comes in four delicious flavors You've got to try original peach lemon and raspberry visit high noon spirits calm to find a pack near you high noon spirits calm

Okay, so yeah, Eddie will be on the Christmas special. We'll talk about the LA stuff then Sorry, we have to end we have a all company meeting. Yeah all company meeting zoom my last one Sorry, we have to end we have a all company meeting. Yeah all company meeting zoom my last one Yeah No, you guys speak. No, I don't think so you should you guys should be a slideshow for you I doubt it in memoriam. Yeah. Oh, yeah Do you think they did like the sizzle reel video that someone's gonna get their feelings hurt? Yeah, I was barely in it

I don't know if we're like I don't even fucking work here That's always for somebody so we did oh I guess I don't work here Those those might have been a Erika era thing okay, she was here though last. Oh, yeah, so that so I yeah Yeah, it was just literally made a video that was just we make the video just so that at least like five people can be Like why the fuck wasn't I in the video? Like your podcast all time New York's on it too. Yeah a whole company those videos Oh, man, I liked watching those one. Yeah, it's fun. I was a bar stool consumer. Yeah, they're fun.

Back in the day. Down, trip down memory lane. Yeah. Um, okay let's spin the wheel. Wet would suck. Although we've had a lot of people on. Yeah. Yeah.

Grrr. Alright, we're good. Alright, see you everyone tomorrow. Get your straws, yep, style a save for a while, it's the act It's the act It's the act Yeah, it's time to talk shop or do a Yankee swap, it's the act It's the act Hey, make sure you turn into Jerry after dark tonight, should be fun, whole office is involved. Alright, see you tomorrow, love you, bye.