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Episode Date: November 25, 2024

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QZ, pull those hoodies, joggers, shorts. Rollback.com promo code Yak. Hey, B. No Stephen Shae today. Because of Saquon? Because of Saquon. It is my favorite thing did he finally eclipse a thousand five uh Nick he doesn't do that very often he might have done it last night he's pretty damn on turn the game off but I it's just the gift that keeps

on giving RB 16 don't I don't touch him not in the first two rounds not in the first if you do that's a you probably Play the clip you want to draft you take one bark with a first or second round pick That is on you because I am staying the hell away from seq one Barkley. He is my RB 13 13 He wouldn't even Anybody else could say that it's his emphasis everything is meant to piss you off Anybody else could say that it's his emphasis everything is meant to piss you off Yeah, hell away from hell away from that is the hell that is on you

Also not knowing wicked is a musical. I wish it was here for that He went to wicked and he said I didn't know was a musical Stephen Che has lived the majority of his life in the New York, New Jersey area large percentage I was talking to Jeff D. Lowe outside of maybe Lion King the number one like most advertised commercialized musical in The last 50 years was wicked. It was on every billboard, it was on every poster.

I dare say unavoidable. I have never seen Wicked, I never tend to see Wicked. If you'd ask me what Wicked was, I'd be like, it's a witch, and they sing. I'd put Wicked above Lion King. Yeah. Number one. It's crazy. But I would say I consume all of that subconsciously, but it's in my brain.

So what happens with Che? I don't know. Because he has to see the ads, he has to hear the ads. And the songs for that musical were like, they made it into mainstream pop culture from the time, I don't know. I think everything that sticks in his head. Whoa, you're sitting way back.

Sorry. I think everything that sticks in his head was put there intentionally. I don't think he has a subconscious Yeah, that's right. I agree. That's right I think he only put he puts ball in there and he puts things that he likes in there and nothing else gets in He has to choose to consume. Yeah I have to say I text back and forth with his wife sometimes and even she was stunned that he didn't know was a musical

She said I loved it Steve on the other hand sat through the whole thing and then said I didn't know this was a music So he didn't know was a musical. She said, I loved it. Steve, on the other hand, sat through the whole thing and then said, I didn't know this was a musical. So he didn't know until after the movie. He was like, did you know that this was? I knew it was a play on Broadway. My knowledge of it pretty much ended there. Also, little jab at Ken Jack. Everybody thinks their tri-state is the only tri-state. There's a lot of tri-states.

Everybody has a tri-state. Are we, do we have a tri-state here? Yeah, what's the tri-state is the only tri-state. There's a lot of tri-states. Everybody has a tri-state. Do we have tri-state here? Yeah. What's the tri-state here? Is it Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana? Is that what it is? I think so. Chicago Metro. Chicago Metro is the tri-state.

Because the road I go on every day says it's the tri-state whatever. Everybody says tri-state and they're only talking about their home tri-state. Yeah, it could also be Michigan, Indiana. You go Illinois, Indiana, in like less than 40 minutes Well, you gotta live in a corner though. You can't be saying that I lived in we lived in the most we had the try state Oh, this is where it's from. Oh, yeah, your tri-state is the real tri-state. I'd think so Oh cuz you're in that little cone between states. Yeah, what's the third state in New York? Jersey New York Connecticut, right? Connecticut. I don't know. That's what I'm- Oh, P.U. on that tri-state.

Do the square states call it the quad state area? There's quad cities. Yeah, I The DJs, right? Uh-huh Yeah, yeah, it's a music that's the states it is a musical and Stephen Che's a dummy Rough weekend for him really rough weekend. Actually he's fine box. He saw the box win It's you see the text. He had to Joey Lingo. Yeah that pissed me off Look at that. Is it shoulder pads the mustache is bigger. He does he have I don't know Pull the text to joy link he sent to joy Lingo this actually would ruin my day If I got this.

Knock, knock, who's there? And he wrote, it's your worst nightmare. Does Che photograph more Asian? Yes, he always has. OK. I don't know that that one's that Asian, though. Let me see. Can we Photoshop a peace sign in there?

Yeah. Might help. Pufferjack. Yeah, he might. He usually has a much bigger smile than that in every picture. Yeah. Which makes him look Asian. That's Asian. Is that drool in the middle of his bottom lip? Yeah, I think it is.

He had a great weekend. What are we talking about? The best weekend. He never loses. He's never had a bad weekend. He never ever loses. How was everyone else's weekend? Solid. It was a perfect November weekend. He never ever loses. How's that? How is everyone else's weekend? Solid. It was it was like a perfect November weekend above. With your with

your pops in town. Yeah. Oh fuck. I didn't know when the way was here. Yeah. We kept it light. I wanted to hang. He's still here. He's still here. Yeah. Can he come hang after the act? Something's gotta be a little private. That's fine. I listen. I asked it in a in a very. Yeah. No, I understand. I after the act? Something's gotta be a little private. That's fine. Listen, I asked it in a very... Yeah, no, I understand. I just wanna shake the man's hand.

Amateur wrestling. Wait, I have met him. Have I not? Have you? I don't know. Dude behind me, recognize me? Wait, go back to it. Two days visiting the heir to my family name.

So far we've consumed only wrestling on Big 10 Network plus white or black on Jubilee We hit the world's premier workout center East Bank Club dude behind me as locally good Oscar bar that happened much higher than NYC in the oranges Yeah, the orange the orange East South and Jersey. Yeah counting He loves Chicago He likes that jewelio's go bar Loves it. I didn't know your East Bank Club member. I am Swanky mm-hmm Obama used to it's not like a cultural thing. I just go there to work out

Yeah, but it is a cultural thing there if everyone is the same if that makes sense well And it's also like a place where people go to like eat lunch instead of work. Yeah, it's like I went to East Resort Yeah, a little tool, but everyone is like very like mature. Yeah, so there's no like obnoxious Tomfoolery, there's no like vloggers or influencers, but they're very they seem douchey. Yeah and White our dudes walk in around the locker room naked The old dudes. Yeah, okay have to yeah Speaking of you working out. I got a bone to pick with you Kyle. Oh, let's go. I saw you this morning You were looking fucking jacked and tight and thick and fucking just like a beefcake. It's always he looks jacked

But it's well house would just say he is It's like an illusion no you were you're thank you I know you were complimenting Brandon does it the other way um what about how do I do it but then you change your sweater oh yeah we were doing an ad video this is the MCS merch good simple threads threads. Yeah sold. Yeah. Okay. So all right. That was it. I would have. I would have a little bone in my bone. My bone was like I was like goddamn Kyle looks good. And then a key. If I look like that I would never. I heard how good you look. Stop moving. I literally thought you left the room. I'm in the same spot. I always am What is wrong with you I

Seriously thought you left the room. I haven't moved at all So far back for each like Brandon will move another inch always like this is me and Nick are the same from Oak Park Madness Brandon I had a Archimedes level epiphany in the shower. okay, wow what is who is Archimedes for he had an idiot in the tub No, he wasn't he wasn't astronomy was he one of those pedophile boys from from Greece. I think most were yeah Yeah, was that your epiphany? Those guys are doing it right. Yeah. Yeah, wait a minute over your our communities When's the last time you had shepherds pie? Oh, I have it a lot Those guys are doing it right. Yeah. Yeah. Wait a minute. OVO Archimedes.

When's the last time you had shepherd's pie? Oh. I have it a lot. My mom used to make shepherd's pie all the time. And I used to think it was, I don't know if you guys have gone through the same thing. I used to think shepherd's pie was like, my mom made special shepherd's pie tonight.

Like, this is crazy. And then, like, when I got older, I was like, wait, it's literally just hamburger and mashed potatoes. That's amazing. I think it's the best combination of foods that you can eat. Correct. Pound for pound, it's the heaviest dish.

Are you guys peas or no peas? Peas. Peas. Gotta be peas. Yeah. Gotta be peas. I have it once a month. But do you see what I'm saying? Like I thought Shepherd's pie was like the creme de la creme. Oh, yeah like cuisine when I was growing up And then I got to a point where I was just like wait it literally is

The most basic it's like poor people. It's damn near In also not even fancy ways It's the it's the most basic meat and the most basic I say they don't even try to present it that was right if any the peas or the presentation. That's the pop of color That's the accent wall Oh, no, where houses divided into what kind of pie you got cuz I I grew up my mom never made shepherds pie She made chicken pot. I chicken pop made that as well that but that's fancier. That's more and that's also not fancy But it's just empty hands into correct that has bread but it's fancier because it's also across you have to make a crust

Yeah, Shepherd's pie doesn't have a crust. No, it's open air. It's literally a It's like a lasagna of just ground beef. Mm-hmm, and then mashed potatoes there. That's it. We never had that That's the whole Shepherd's pie. I'm surprised, Brandon. Yeah, I just think chicken pot was our dish. That's just a dish where you just throw everything in. I love chicken pot. I'm going to order around if anybody wants one. It's so good.

I had chicken pot pie last week. I think the first time I ever had Shepherd's Pie was when you took me across the street in New York. Oh, Chefie P day. And we had it over there. Yeah, yeah. I've never had it. You know what?

I'm going to have Shepherd's Pie. You haven't? Mr. Silver Spoon. Oh, man've never had it. You know what I'm not shepard you haven't mr. Silver spoon Oh, man, what were you eating tiramisu? Oh? Fucking yeah, we're eating the meat and potatoes just putting them together was too much work So the main event whipped up some shepherds pie that gave me amnesia gave me culinary amnesia Everything I knew about steak seafood pasta and fine dining. That's what I think I can do to you mashed potatoes Minced meat of choice and cheese. Yeah. Oh, I don't do I do we do burnt cheese on top

I think that's the best three things you can put together. Where do you order this? Is this a bar thing? No, it's, well, it's homemade. Is it an Irish pub? It's an Irish pub. You go to an Irish pub, you order a shepherd's pie. My mom made it great. Oh, if they do it right, the potatoes are a little brown. Yeah, where you put it in the oven and finish it in the oven.

Brown. Yes. I didn't know if the main event was a bar. You gotta put cheese. There it is. No, no, it's a girlfriend. That one, the second row, that one is... Nope. Over. Also, they got a season of meat enough. To the left. That, that's shepherd's pie. That one the second second row that one is Nope

The left the left that that's Shepherd's pie as basic as you can get but what's better than mash cheese and Well, you're Mike like There's nothing better than master. She's a meat No, if you go on what three don't eat cheese what else a don't eat cheese There's nothing else I'm drafting above those three That's a cheeseburger and french fries potato meat. I'm working on I'm working on the try state potato meat He's working LeBron that you weighed in LeBron Bosch is the fucking peas

It's perfect it's a perfect dish it is You're right, man Fuck it's so good, and it's perfect because it really is like a cheeseburger and french fries of the summer is you just convert it to shepherds pie for the winter because you can't eat shepherds pie not a hot August now chili shepherds pie chicken pot pie you can't do those in the summer agreed now you can chicken pot pie in the summer I'm not sorry wrong because I've never had it, but I'm just curious we ate stockbroker pie

If this is in fact so good why is it not more prevalent? I think the Irish are just probably the most wise I think it has a world stigma like low income of Lakes Sloppiness maybe? Yeah. Our low income food in the south, I think was chicken and dumplings. That's a very low income food. Yeah. That is very pervasive.

Beanie Weenie's number one low income food. Yeah. I eat sauerkraut and weenies all the time. Oh yeah. My mom would make that for me just to. Again, my. To answer your question though, Mark, I think the issue is with Shepherd's Pie is that if you you go to a restaurant if it's not like an Irish pub

If you go to a restaurant, and they served you shepherds pie you're like why did I pay for this? Why don't I just make this at home? Yeah? Yeah, because it really is as basic as it gets Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have shepherds my mom didn't know you could I just ordered three put ingredients Oh, yeah, I'm gonna have a chicken pot pie this week. I'm gonna have a shepherd's pie this week the The top of the chip like the pie crust yeah if shepherds pie had that like Debbie lights out too much mm-hmm. You just put a pie crust on top of the shepherds pie combine a hot pie That our next draft yeah, POT Combine a hot pie. Have any at our next draft? Yeah, POT pie

We should make pies for those require Baking time. Yeah, no, we could do it We could do it Donnie and when I say we don't donnie could do it and like Shepard's you could just pour it into the pie Crust and it'd be done. Yeah You know what we should do is we should make we should do teams do two pies Yeah, you know what we should do is we should make we should do teams do two pies Wow, and you have to finish the pie as a team first person to get a little boy that floats to him by just the aroma Man you hit me right chef's pie. We have it like once a week What I'd have it like once a week did you have I think it should be like talked about more Did you have food nights like this Tuesday? So we're having this Wednesday is we're having this Friday was pizza night Friday was

Was it chef boyardee? I've chef boyardee pizza. I'm on there was pizza. Yeah, that was my it was my favorite chef boyardee pizza Yeah, the best you spread out the dough roll thin and then you just dump this can of sauce on it And it was just the crumble cheese. Yeah, right. Yes every now and then I'll smell the smell of it. I don't think they make it anymore No, it was like our Friday night. It was I do that every week Oh, that was probably my most consumed thing. Yeah, the note to answer your question Brandon I grew up it was it was just like pasta pasta pasta shepherd's pie pasta pizza. Oh Lot of pasta. I mean, that's the...

It explains it. As a parent, I understand it now, because it's like, what are we gonna have for dinner? We'll have pasta. Oh, maybe we'll do something crazy. We'll have mac and cheese. Kids love spaghetti. Yeah, love noodles, butter noodles.

I had spaghetti night. I had pork chop night, fried chicken night. Titus, you've been mum. What did you grow up on? What's your... Mom made a piece of meat with no seasoning. He's pretty good. Was that beige? Mashed potatoes, not the dish. What did you grow up on? What's your mom made a piece of meat with no seasoning? Mashed potatoes not the dish the actual potato was just mashed

Mash it and then a slice of white bread nice That was pretty much every dinner we had That's Hanraks County, Indiana, baby, I had like a gallon of Tang a day I didn't have water to I was probably 20 never had Tang my My mom told me once that she whenever they went on long road trips They would her dad used to give him Tang and say that's what the astronauts drink Yeah, I always thought we thought they found out later that they were just Lace it with like sleeping. Oh, they would just fall asleep in the car. They just make them drink Sleeping pills relative of my mom. Oh give that to whom you know no no her parents would give it to her

It's like the 50s and 60s. Yeah, she wouldn't give it us But she said that we would literally they would literally have to hang every road trip and just be knocked out It was just a gallon of night. Well, that's good parenting Jonestown light. Yeah, that's good parenting like that's a smart thing to do Just fucking be like don't want to deal with them See ya and if you say astronauts drink it. Yeah, I'd be confused. I'd be like so the astronauts are just knock the fuck out I'd be like how do they? Get anything done up there my mom wouldn't buy popsicles when we were growing up She would just pour kool-aid and popsicle molds

These watery ass like You guys do fun. She calls. Oh, yeah, those are my favorite. They're all kind of a gross name. Yeah, I freezer burnt Fridge yeah, that's the most Back of the garage fridge treat the garage fridge that has like like basically enough so much freezer burn is in the freezer that it has enough room for like one fudgical pack and like Like maybe a chicken breast. Or they'd come out really sticky. Yeah, there'd be the strands of darker brown. Right.

There was also like Ziploc bagged meat in my garage fridge. I don't know about that. Ziploc bagged peas. With a date on it. They froze peas and tomatoes and all sorts of stuff. But those were the peas that were just used for like ice packs. Yes.

Yeah. We would, in the summer, I would have to shell peas with my grandmother and my mother. Did y'all ever shell peas? I shucked corn. I think this is a Southern thing. I used to shuck corn. I would show, you'd have to take the,

your fingers would turn purple because you were just shelling all the peas. You would take the string out, open it up, and then take the peas out and put it in a bucket. Never shelled corn in a pod. Oh, there's probably depends on what kind of pea it was Okay, shucking corns another one of those. I shook where when I got older. I was like well. This was really easy Yeah, well yeah like you as a kid you're like I can I can shut corn and then you grow up and you're like anyone All those little lies you see you were told like well, you're so so how you're like, anyone animal, all those little

lies you were told like, Oh, you're so, so how you're so strong. Hey, yeah. A paraplegic shot. Oh my god. Yes. Brandon, do you think it could still husk peas? Oh yeah. Shell peas. Shell peas. Oh yeah. I can show Shell peas. Yeah, I can shell some peas. I'm sure it's still done by every grandmother in the South. You just get your grandson, your granddaughter, get them down, put a bucket in front of them,

and make them shell gardens worth the peas. It's a miserable way to spend a summer afternoon. But I could do it. Might have to. I've had many a purple fingernail because of it. No, never, butter beans, no, anything? We grew everything in the garden. What's the one where you snap the ends off the peas?

We used to do that a lot. String beans? I don't know, they get the end that's like kind of a string so you just snap it off. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Oh, we didn't pull the peas out. Oh yeah, you snap them, open it, pull the peas out. Your hands were turning purple from that?

Well, if it was purple hull peas, yeah. Ah. Oh. Okay, that changes everything, yeah. Some were green, some were purple. Yeah, purple hull peas, yeah. Oh, that changes everything. Some were green, some were purple. Yeah, purple hull peas. You just eat them straight? Well, you would cook them. Much like a black eyed pea.

Was that ever a form of punishment? No, it's just what you had to do. And then you'd have to go pick the peas and there were forever snakes in the garden. Just snakes all over. That's the one thing I and there are forever snakes in the garden, you know. Right, right. Just snakes all over. That's the one thing I don't miss about living in the south. Snakes and tornadoes.

Yeah. Don't have to really worry about, I mean, a rare tornado can get you up here, but snakes. Not a city. Not a city. We had one on our street this summer. No. Not a real one. It was real.

You can Google it. A real tornado. No, I'm talking about tornadoes destroys towns and changes landscapes I'm the city that the big the big building stop it. Yeah, we're spoiled We hear like the tornado sirens we kind of like laughs like oh, yeah But you're right the one this year you kind of felt the building shaking for the first time They should use all the trees on our streets. She used those turnheroes or things superheroes will stop it to like yeah, we got yeah Superheroes wait hold on

Chicago ever had a superhero. They're all in New York. Yeah Batman Batman, dude. God's come on Wait a minute Gotham's New York isn't they bounce around well bat Dark Knight Rises was here Yeah, except for the foot they might have filmed a hair, but God that was based on New York. I wasn't Dark Knight Rises. It was except for the football scene. They might have filmed it here, but Gotham is based on New York, correct? That wasn't Dark Knight Rises. It was. That was Heinz Fuehl. Parts of it was filmed here.

No, no, no. What's, is Dark Knight Begins? Batman Begins. Batman Begins. What's the one I'm talking about? Beats Me. Dark Knight Rises, parts of it was filmed here, yeah. What about the one in Twin Anchors?

Lower Whackers. Lower Whackers. Yeah, it was Dark Knight. Yeah. Wait, but wasn't there another one that's Bane was in the and then the part of the Joker one was here no matter where it was yeah they had a scene in Twin Anchor also Bane Bane was rises what's what's one of my dark the dark dark night was here yeah dark night rises was I think they did back and

forth never never seen a movie never seen a man proof proofs in the pudding we have Ronnie woo woo That's kind of a superhero Yeah, are there Chicago super like? Spider-man is in Lady Barry, New York. Yeah Spider-man's very daredevils Iron Man's la right is Iron Man la isn't he? Where is oh yeah? I think he is who does the south have iron heart iron hearts not a face me with that shit Costco does he hover? Float he floats yeah, that's a girl iron man. What I can't be that's bullshit. We don't have iron heart no

We got Oprah yeah, she's a superhero go oh Man, how much money does Oprah? We got Oprah yeah, she's a superhero go Man how much money does Oprah have? Billions I think six to eight billion. I have fucking football team Oprah. Yeah, oh that would be awesome Three billion awesome shouldn't have football money. She's got baseball money. She's got baseball She got she got multiple hockey team money. Mm-hmm by the league Oh Oprah buying the Winnipeg Jets You really should be forced to have to buy a team if you have that much money wouldn't that be the most fun thing? I'm a true. It's the only thing the only thing that you can do if you have a hundred billion dollars That no one else can like yeah, you can go on yachts and ship but like buying a team

That's the thing. But would it be fun to have like a Underwhelming team? Well, no that part would suck. I think once you get it you're just in this elite club. Yeah Dan if you had team buying money, but the NFL said you don't have NFL money, but you do have NHL money Would you buy a hockey team? Columbus blue jackets, I don't think so. I think I would you try to build up I would try I would just go to the roulette table and try to double up to get the NFL team. Yeah One spin like what did the casino allow you to put $3 billion on Black? I don't think so.

Probably not. Definitely not. But that was my idea for the Bears' new stadium. I was like, they just keep doing this back and forth with the city and who's going to pay for it. I was like, the Bears have a lot of money. Take $500 million and play Blackjack. And if they win, we get a new stadium.

If they lose or one bet imagine if we had one bet the entire city had one bet tires for a new stadium okay imagine sweating that out yeah if we win this bet we get a new stadium no taxpayer money it's a fucking you know bowling green verse Buffalo on a Tuesday night Let's ride Incredible the most viewed We'd get a fifth star on would you be mad at a mayor of your city if he was like I tried my best like I put it all on a Mac I wouldn't if you're an entire yearly budget if he was transparent about he's like listen

it is gonna be the worst year a city's ever had or We're gonna win and no one's gonna pay a dollar. I'd take that risk Yeah Sweat like the roads aren't gonna work. No, nothing's gonna get plowed Fire the firefighters are not gone but All of the parking meter profits go to Abu Dhabi That already happens. Yeah, it does already have a worse deal. That's a crazy deal. Yeah for 70 years Yeah, it might even be

More it's crazy. Why can't they just say no well. They already made the deal They just got to be like but what if the the people revolted and we're like we're not paying yeah Why can't the city just do it like the United States government does and just keep just going into this? Yeah, out of the deal just be like do something about it. Yeah, I guess because they might do something We don't know they might not fear they might not we call their block Saudi Arabia that owns it I feel like I feel like they have done Do something about it wait no We'll do two things about it

You're not gonna beat off the tow truck drivers though. Well sure as hell not Don't think I will Dan Yeah, they like shoot each other here rival gangs wars they pull up at the same time like I got this fucking truck Yeah, then you beat him off Blow me and then if you did start a tow truck company and your thing was like me and then if you did start a tow truck company and your thing was like You either pay me or you give me you beat me off like I bet they would get Definitely get blowjobs when they have the yeah that absolutely happens

Yeah, yeah, I've never but they're mean enough to still take your car after getting I've never seen it be funny if you if you blow them and they're like well still gotta take your car. Thanks for. I've never seen. It'd be funny if you blow them and they're like, well, I've still gotta take your car. Thanks for nothing. I've never seen even a semi-attractive or even human tow truck driver. Yeah, but think about. They're all creatures. Think about your car getting taken. That's why.

And think about sucking a dick to get out of it. Zah, is that a porn scenario that would work for you? Leave me out of this one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Video where a woman's like, there must be something I can do.

I've never seen a tow truck porn. That's kind of surprising. It seems like a good setup. I do agree. Jerry should start the tow truck as his like bang bus. Ha ha ha. Oh. It's like pull up to women and lick a foot.

Ha ha ha. The tow truck. And you do it all in the car. You're in a tow truck. Yeah. Ha ha ha. Ugh. They're no nonsense.

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some moments Yet again align myself with Stephen Che Let's talk to Eddie about that earlier. It's like I don't know how I've put myself in a spot where he's so involved in my life like so involved it helps run style blue yeah oh god he's just but I miss him I missed him yesterday it's sad he wasn't there in the cave and I missed him I miss him now yeah it's like it's actually sick though. I Shouldn't miss him. He's been fighting back on with the haters online. I know he's getting real testy. Yeah, I'm gonna crack About what football? Yeah, yeah, I want bar data. Well, he did the annoying thing when I did the Saquon Barkley tweet last night. He's like

But at least give me credit for Jamar Chase or Marvin Harrison or something. Yeah, yeah. For saying Marvin Harrison wouldn't be. Yeah, okay. No, how about no? I'm not gonna give you credit. His problem is the Saquon thing is a Philadelphia eagle

and it comes a year after he tried to hurt Jalen Hurts. That's true. So he's gone with the Eagles twice now. Yeah. Yeah, he keeps going. He might not like him. No, he doesn't like him. Guy insulting my intelligence while simultaneously having no idea how to quote,

he used a screenshot. Damos! Oh! Damos! Yeah. What about? Uh, guy was saying mean, mean things to him. Damos!

Damos! That would break me if I was pissed at Jay and he hit me with that. We have a discussion about the word that was in that tweet. Yeah. The R word and the F word are too back. Yeah, they're too bad. We blame Will Compton. They're there. I know what people are going to call you. They're too back. That's all I'll say. People are too comfortable now. We were speeding on the highway. We're going 95 chain hosted SNL. Was that the yeah. Yeah. And then we'll stay will. It's like a new filler word. It's Will's new. Um yeah we needed to give it more time before putting it into writing as much I feel like yeah Yeah, the occasional say cuz also it's gonna lose its effect right yeah We back where we it's turning into like a crutch when you don't have anything funny to say yeah edge lord But it's I mean it can hit

It can hit if somebody is being either of those yeah Yeah, what do you really hate? and it can hit. It can hit if somebody is being either of those. Yeah. Yeah, what do you really replace? Kate. Yeah. What do you replace that hits just as hard? You're very dumb. People use regarded for a long time. Yeah.

I think that was, was that Whitney? He said, he almost slipped up once and he said regarded. Remora. Remora. Remora, remora. Remora, remora. That's right, remora. Hey, I got a question for you guys. Do you guys, so I had my physical on Friday.

Do you guys lie to your doctor? Yeah. Yes. On everything, yeah. This was the first time I didn't, because I'm a loser. Oh, like about what, like bad habits? What was the- I talked about this on PNT, but it's been stuck in my head. It's like

He was just like how many- what are you looking at? Share with class. Jerry. Jerry just texted me both words. Directed at you. He- my doctor was just like how many drinks do you have a week? And I was like zero. Yeah. Because I do have zero. Oh, that's so that's telling the truth. Right, I know, but I felt embarrassed about that.

Yeah, and they're just like, do you need like, I asked everyone do you need an STD test? I was like nope. And then... Oh, he thinks you're boring. Yeah, and so then I said, he was like, do you do drugs? And I was like no, but I used to. There it is. And I like started being like, dude to cocaine mushrooms at weed everything and I caught myself. I'm like, what am I doing? Why am I trying to impress my doctor? Because I'm worried that he thinks that's not information that could help you Yeah

I went I went all the way on the other side of the pendulum because it used to be lie to him about how much you Drink now. I'm like telling them everything because I don't want to think I'm such a loser I don't know how that happened the doctor that we know about not the urologist. This is a general younger man Uh, he was young ish. He's like I saw you shave your pubes. I'm gonna give you that Yeah, he must be fucking just crazy that I was just like I Started to feel like he was judging me for being a loser that I had to be like no, dude I swear so I used to part. What did you say about exercise? I said basketball and lift and then he was like listen

You could lose weight Did he hit you with that? Yeah, he was like your BMI is not so bad. You're not the O word, are you? I don't think I technically am. He weighed me with all my clothes on. It's not fair. Oh, you just gave yourself an extra like 50 pounds then. That's great. I know. Brandon, you're not...

I think technically we are. You're the big O, Brandon. You guys are not technically... Technically we are. Technically we'll be... Not overweight. I'm 6'3". I'm like 2'30 right now.

Maybe 2'35". We're overweight. I think oh Okay, yeah, all right, that's awesome a little oh, but it's a big a little well so do 245 because I have lost Some weight so yeah, I was I was the big go for a long. All right. It's just we're here six five two sixty two This seems fine. I think that's a little O territory. Fuck!

Oh! Were you working in the right direction? Oh, yeah. I just got to O. I was 278 two months ago. Or I just got to overweight. I wouldn't call you a beast, though. I got to a little O.

Yeah, I get a lot of fat fucks online. And I don't think there's things you can call me that are better than fat like I'm you're not overweight I'm not I'm not like fat fat not super fat but you got to understand that that if you're like super fat you can't call those people fat right so you have to be entry-level fat you have to be overweight obese people you can't call fat. Correct. Okay.

There's certain people at this company, if you call fat you're just a dickhead. Yeah. And then there's people if you call fat you're being way too nice. Yes. That's true. I might be, check my shits.

Oh, god damn it, god. You motherfucker. Well no, this is gonna help you guys. He's gonna disprove the BMI. I'm six one. I have several 173 this morning But that doesn't yeah overweight yeah, but that's muscle You're also taller than five seven, right? No, if anything shorter oh okay now go the other way five six no way he's five six not five six five five three what if he was five three he could be like five three and a half oh no

you're a piece That's just bullshit that's dated yeah, it's not meant for athletes. Oh, that's Colton. He just tried to grab the room. Yeah Sandals to grab the room. He tried to dunk Just walked by and was like what if I could today? Yeah, maybe tomorrow If I just fucking dunk his goatee still blonde for when he was Bruce Ariane That was eliminated four times Lucas's hair is still pink. He definitely just he wanted it. Yeah Okay, what's your weight? I don't know. Don't do it.

I don't wanna brag, but no, I don't know. I don't ever check that stuff. No. I weigh myself every day. I don't wanna do. Do you step on the scale in the bathroom? Yeah. Do you wait to immediately post shit?

Oh yeah. Like yeah? Fully, right before I go into the shower, so I'm fully naked too. So you're not even wet. Yeah, yeah. You gotta do before and after. And then I do do the reverse where if I'm like, I feel fat, but I'm so you're not even wet. Yeah, you gotta do before and then you'll do and then I do do the reverse where if I'm like

I feel fat, but I'm I Don't want to get on the scale. I'll get on the scale fully clothed phone in the pocket and be like that was 25 pounds Yeah, right. I think is there a scale over there Yeah, there is I Thought he's gonna go try to grab the room Okay, hold a balloon so you're lighter What is say

It's that error oh what do you smash that? Oh, what is he? It said error. Uh-oh. What if he just smashed that? It just broke it. Fuck this thing. He told me one person at a time. What'd it say?

266. All right, but you got your clothes on. Yeah, it's muscle. But you have your clothes on. Your clothes. You can't do it on a carpet. It has some give, right? Well, I had to put it somewhere.

Well, yeah, you could have put it where it was. I had to put it somewhere. We could have put it where it was. I had to put it somewhere. I couldn't just I couldn't eat it. Your clothes weigh so much. Heavy clothes. Should have kept this not a good sign. I'm out of it. I was going to say, dude. What? How are you? I'm going to Blake at seven thirty tonight and have a late workout. We Blake Blake, my personal trainer.

Oh, yeah. Perfect perfect name like lively. Yeah How are they he's good he's good And she he's he's a big guy He's like yeah, it's just Barrel chested tiny vagina no Call me ma'am. You don't have to. What's his BMI, we think?

Oh, good. You think so? Yeah, good. He's a solid, solid guy. Big chest, big barrel chest. Yeah? Owns breast. Big chest, huh?

Yeah. Huge chest. Cheese chesty. Milky ass chest. Milky. Hehehehehe. Ugh. Big AJ is a good wrestler. Oh, we gotta talk about him.

He's a very good wrestler. The Rizzler. That was so fucking funny. He's amazing. They cut to him so much. Ladies and gentlemen, your very special guest, Timekeeper! Standing at three feet and eleven and a half.

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I gotta find it. But so AJ is like a legit. Well he was he was trained to be a professional wrestler years ago. I knew that, but he still got it then. He still did it. Big Justice had a nice spear too. Yeah. Yeah. Good for them.

I didn't watch it. This is the pay-per-view they always do on the last Saturday night, like the second to last Saturday night of college football season. I can never watch it. So I didn't see it. I only saw the clips. That was quite a Saturday, huh, Brandon? Quite the Saturday. It was fraught with peril. SEC. Yeah, it was bad. Maybe not so good. You made your AEW debut. You got to ring the bell in a very highly anticipated match. How

did it feel to be out there with 10,000 people? My god the best Rated why aren't you why are you laughing hard? Don't know pass have they officially overcame Fad or is this just an exam? I think they have staying power I think they're in the staying power. I'm trying to think of like who we can compare them to Yeah, cuz they think they reach the like they were on tonight. So now Hawk to estate. Yeah Yeah, we talked about this on Friday Ellen DeGeneres people stay people get their 15 minutes and they don't give it up Have you seen the podcast that just reviews Talk Toa?

Talking Talk Toa. They break it down very seriously. But there's levels, like we're still interested, they're still relevant, like you could still stay and be successful but you might not be relevant. They're still relevant. I think they just know how to get on the internet and that keeps them relevant.

But people like that used to be like one day. Yeah, damn Daniel. Mm-hmm Yeah, yeah, Laura and Josh holes Who's that the cameraman who deserves the shot? He's the one who said damn Daniel Daniel was just that's very true damn walking around just had shoes There's no one like yeah, I guess they were more short-lived Mason Ramsey Yeah, had a longer run. Yeah, I had heard we were getting the John Deere kid here Oh, yeah, we can get him on his John Deere kid the John Deere Josh has talked to him

He's got staying power I like him he's John Deere kid he never sees those two tractor shows Just what tractor he's also impossibly small, but he dresses like a 58-year-old farmer. Oh yeah, you've shown his... Yeah, he's got the soul of a 100-year-old man. He's not impossibly small, he's young. He's a kid. Kathy Mitchell's a fan of this guy, right? But I feel like they're giving him growth stoppers.

I see some deer over there. We're all down here, down here. But everything's down the shop. Wow. I own that one, that one, that one. You gotta be the luckiest kid in Indiana. You can choose. Which one do you want to start on? Oh yeah. Well which one's your favorite? Well that's pretty much it. That might be a dumb question. I think you know everything about all of them. So this is a 1970 John Deere 112. And you're the one that bought it right? Back then? Yep, 35 bucks for the tractor. I call this tractor the best 35 bucks I ever spent. Tires ain't cheap anymore.

Like, not that cheap anymore. Not even water's free, which is, you may as well go back and get it in the back creek. I like, I like, I like saving property. And I like saving plants. He's just an 80 year old trapped in a seven year old's body. I like having a moat yard, weed wax, nice landscaping, and a nice tractor. And with this tractor, you gotta sometimes, just to get the lights to go, you sometimes have to bang the front light, the front light cover to get it to go.

You know, percussive maintenance, I think that's something that I can do. The man is Kid Rocks. I love that. Yeah. The wholesome kid box South Whitley, Indiana. Did you know kids like that? So like, oh yeah, yeah, my cousins that way. Yeah, cousins that are farmers that are very into that. That's a hell of an accent.

You probably shoot basketball well, too. I could. Oh, for sure. Because he's from Indiana. Yeah. That's that shoot basketball well too. That kid. Oh for sure. Because he's from Indiana? Yeah. That's yeah. Certainly. No young boys grew up in Indiana without being able to shoot a basketball. Never happened. Not once. What did Fred Smith say to, oh yeah, IUBFW? Larry Bird's cousin. Larry Bird's cousin. Yeah. Was that, that's not true. Is it it probably is probably is Some famous coach did go there By the way, we are in talks with Fred Spurvall

Amazing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's done. Awesome. Yeah more cowbell needs a third chair I thought it was fourth fourth chair the second chair. I'll announce that soon. Hey, how bad is Friday gonna suck for you? chair the second chair I'll announce that soon hey how bad is Friday gonna suck for you I guess not as bad anymore I'm going to see gladiator 2 at 2 30 on Friday I'm seeing Moana too yeah so I'm excited but what about nothing football season's over a new day starts next Monday I am NOT watching a single second of the eggball I've said that already what we're gonna finish two and ten they're gonna finish nine three that's great you guys win the game don't we're not doing that

we're not getting what if you do yeah we're not gonna watch we're not you have to watch no I do not and have you ever missed an egg bowl yes multiple oh number one college football personnel my daughter was born November 28, 2008. And that day, you know what else happened?

Ole Miss beat us 45 to nothing. And I never saw a single snap of that game. You didn't watch it in the delivery room? This week, well, no. She was born like 5 in the morning. And so after she was born, like we were up for a little while and then we all just passed out. We'd been up 36 hours or whatever.

We all just passed out and I slipped right through it. And I woke up and it was 45 nothing, we fired our coach. But I'm treating this one like that one. It's her 16th birthday. You have another kid on the way? I dreamed last night. I think you have to go, the only way you can, you have to go take a nap at a hospital.

Or adopt a kid. Or, or, or, or I could just do whatever I want yikes yeah I don't think so that's wait what's the date this Friday no no what is not what's the date 29th no the date you keep saying oh 3925 okay, so until then Yes, you work here right I do So I've been 103 days you would ever I don't think it's countdown whatever we said think it's recycling We you get to play this game. We get to play it back. You got to do whatever we say nap in a hospital Those are my demands. Mississippi State could pull off the upside, don't you think?

No, we can't. Why not? It's sports. You've been playing our teams well, dude. We're two and nine. We're awful. We're awful. Imagine if Herb Brooks said that to the boys

before they played Russia. They're like, hey, listen, guys, we can't. Let's go take a nap in a hospital. Yeah. Come on. If you thought we were going to win. It was called Miracle, not Nap in a Hospital. If If they win are you going to talk shit? Of course. No you have to watch the game. I don't have to do nothing. He's right. Until 3-9 yeah you do. Hmm. Nap

in a hospital or watch the game. I'm you and I are almost in lockstep with what we believe about our college football programs right now right now It's rough out there. It's going to get better. I'm going to help make it better a new day starts on Monday Okay, who's their quarterback our quarterback? Yeah, his name is Michael Van Buren the president Okay, fresh something nice about he's a oh, he's gonna be great. He's a hype him up now the four-star from the Baltimore area I believe he's been great this year. We don't have the horses right now but he has stood in there and he scored 31 points against Georgia, scored some against Texas. We've had the hardest schedule in the country. He's been a solid freshman quarterback. Does he know you think he's the

guy? I don't think he knows who I am but he is the guy. You gotta get in with him. Yeah. If I'm him I want some confidence. Yeah. I wanna know if people still have my back. Carter Smith and I are talking. Huh? Carter Smith, we got a recruit. Okay, well.

I got farted on by Will Compton on Saturday. I've been talking to some recruits. I've had a transfer reach out and say, hey, what about Mississippi State? And I was like, hey, what about Mississippi State? What about it? Yeah. So we got it going.

That's the thing. We got it going. Was that your cousin? No, oh no. Yes. No, no, no. It was not. It was not.

It 100% was not. Is there any scenario that would like Michigan winning it all last year was horrible for you? Is there any team that could win it all this year that would be? No it was it was Ole Miss. Okay. That would have been horrible. Yeah. But they're pretty much out. You're just good. Yeah I'm good. I've survived this year. Tennessee wouldn't be fun for you. Tennessee wouldn't be fun for anybody. Indiana. Oh. Let's keep it realistic. What if Indiana won? What if? What if Brandon? What about that hypothetical? Ohio State's winning the national title. That's just, it is what it is. I said that to Eddie today. I was just like he was trying to make a future on him and I was like if

you don't pick Ohio State, Oregon or Georgia, you're just wasting money. Yeah. One of those three. I'd say Ohio State, Oregon. I wouldn't even include Georgia. They could just do something. You never know. Yeah. Do something factors. Where are you guys going? Are you all going home for Thanksgiving? You're going to West Virginia? Going to Rochester. New York? Where are you going, Kyle? Naples, Florida. Mark? This is home now, Brandon. Yep. Wow. I am going Friday. My high school is playing in the state championship. And I'm in arguments with my wife

about how much of a loser I am for caring about them. No, no, no, no. That's no. You care about your high school program. Me and the handful of guys I'm still friends with from high school want to go to the game. Yeah. That is not a loser.

And be sure for the boys. And she's like, are you sure that that's a good use of your time? And I was like, I don't know. It is. Gotta think about it. I think it should be more socially acceptable. Yeah. To show out for your local team, your alma mater.

Bust out the letter jackets. Yeah, do you still have it? letter jackets. Yeah, do it. You still have it? I think my parents still do somewhere. It's probably, it's in a closet somewhere. They're playing Friday night. The title game. Go Dogs, yeah.

First time since 85. Lucas Oil? Lucas Oil, yeah. Woo! Ow. It's not our team. These are our dogs. We love them. Our team Yeah, I like Thanksgiving Thanksgiving's fun Turkey Day

Turkey this week Keep saying it they're like, Turkey on Friday, and like, leftovers? Yeah, so could be using it. They're going to Turkey on Friday. They could have picked any other part in the calendar. The other time. To go to Turkey. They're going to Turkey on Friday. Turkey.

Is playing football in the backyard on Thanksgiving a thing that people do? I don't think. Or is it just like something we say, try? I think they try tradition. I used to. I used to. I used to, bowl in the morning. The people do do it. I don't know if they actually play full-on tackle for I'm not talking kids but like there's there's this idea that like you know uncles and and Guys grow up and like me and my brother will get together with our uncles and like go play fucking

Tackle football in the backyard on Thanksgiving. There's no way people are doing that, right? I think people do it. Yeah, we do a little bit. I just do a little bit. Really? A real game of tackle football is insane. That's crazy. Yeah, so you go to a local park, I did until recently.

Same. But tackle football? Yeah. As like a 30 year old? Nah, I'd probably stop right before this job, I guess. I stopped when someone got injured. Yeah. That has to be every play.

Yeah. If you're playing real tackle football. You're not hitting hard. It's more of a drag down. Yeah. I remember as a little kid, my dad got his ribs broken playing like in the backyard. Like, I had a rib injury from that.

Yeah. Was he drunk? Oh, sure. I mean, probably, yes. Genesee Creme Ale. Oh my god. Is that the can that just says beer on it? Yeah.

What is it? Genesee Creme Ale. I think it just said beer. If I was good, I got to be the one to stock the fridge with it. That's the reward. Now, if you do it, you've been doing it for like the past 20 years, and now you can't get out of it, because you'll get ashamed to death. Yeah.

But there's people who show up with metal cleats, and you're like, all right. That's crazy. What are we doing? We need to be uniform here. Yeah. If you're the one that says we should stop doing this, there's two words that they'll throw your way out.

Yeah. I've been very overused lately. Yeah, I Have my I have a ticket to my 20th high school reunion, which makes me sound old as fuck I don't know if I'm gonna go or not though Why wouldn't you go cuz I like I'd rather do the Romeo Michelle like I roll up I haven't dyed my hair in a while. I would like to roll up looking. Kate. You're very successful. Again, you're cool. You have a dream job.

People would see you and be like, holy shit. That's Kate. You work at Barstool? I don't know. That's awesome. We got to really work with that. I had to talk. I didn't even tell you this.

I had to talk with B. about your confidence. Oh. What? Well, I actually just said Kate's way cooler than she gives her self credit for she's like he's like I know That was the whole talk Deep maybe I haven't But I you're you're going But then we're gonna pick out your outfit. We're gonna dress you. Where do you think you're from? That's the other thing I don't have an outfit and it's like what is it? It's like this coming. We're gonna dress you. Where do you think you're from? That's the other thing. I don't have an outfit and it's like what is it?

It's like this coming. We're flying Thanksgiving morning. Oh It was a cheaper Oh my god The day after Thanksgiving. Yep. That's why Are you flying? Morning because it was so much people don't do that people do the day before two days before yes, yeah Our first Thanksgiving with the baby Pat booked the tickets for us And we went all the way through the crazy Thanksgiving line, and then Pat said we're supposed to have a ticket for the baby oh

No, it didn't click that box. I guess when he got the tickets. Oh, we're gonna be fine this time. This is a different year didn't click that box I guess when he got the tickets. We're gonna be fine this time. This is a different year. We're gonna make it. What time's your flight? It's like seven in the, I know. Aunt Peg's picking us up. All right, but let's talk about this reunion.

Okay. You're going to the reunion. Yeah, you gotta go. Yeah. Yep. I come from, my class was huge. It was like 500 people, 500 something people in my class. I'm afraid I'm not gonna, what if someone wreck it is like, oh, you're Kate. And I'm like, fuck class is huge, there's like 500 people, 570 people in my class, I'm afraid I'm not gonna, what if someone wreck it is like, oh, you're Kate,

and I'm like, fuck, who is that? You're wearing a name tag. Who do you know definitively is more successful than you, is there somebody that's like, that's the person that is gonna get all the attention? There is a girl who does the, she like made an empire, like an MLM of the cricket machines or whatever, and she's like a multi-millionaire,

she crushes it on face. She has a successful Etsy store. She has. She like made an empire like an MLM of the cricket machines or whatever and she's like a multimillionaire Well you just described someone coming up to you being like oh hey Kate and you not knowing that person You're like, what am I gonna do? You're gonna do what Kate does and awkwardly just like navigate it. Oh, hey, hey. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Sorry So good to see you. It's a oh, sorry downing town country club, which is crazy cuz we're coatsville That's seems a little yeah, but it's like kind of a fancy thing. It was 70 something dollars for this ticket You've already paid for it. Also. Yeah, hold on. Is the beef gonna go? No Oh, you should bring the beef cuz that's yeah, he would fit right in that's where you win You bring the building in the parking lot, right?

Everyone like damn I Know but I don't know what to wear and that's really stressing me out I don't have like fun clothes anymore, and I I'll figure it out. Maybe I'll go you're going you're going We're staying the whole Thanksgiving in a hotel across the street from my parents 55 and up community. It's gonna be a great Oh my god Ride the Santa train and Lancaster come on. Oh my god. How much people have Santa Claus? That's a good question. It is a great question. I don't know do they uh My Lancaster's they gotta have some kind of weird wooden thing that they.

Yeah, the wooden beard. The wooden dude. Wooden toys only, at least. Santa Criandole or something. Yeah, I don't know. If you're good, you get one toy. Pinocchio. Yeah.

Your bag. Heals your dog. Yeah, the only toy he can give is just more wood. Yeah, a saw. Just for Christ's birth. He gives you a saw and a hammer you make your own toys a wooden circle with the stick Hmm nothing again You won't find Amish families visiting Santa Claus decorating their homes with Christmas lights or putting an elf on their shelf Christmas is focused on the celebration of Christ's birth boring

Do they eat dinner? Yeah He dinner turkey mashed potatoes stuffing gravy fruits and plenty of desserts. Did they do dinner? Yeah, yeah. Do they eat dinner? Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, fruits, and plenty of desserts. Do they do a birthday cake that says Happy Birthday Jesus on it? They do have gifts. Nothing as commercialized as the rest of us. Christmas cards, yes.

So they kind of do it the right way. I bet some of them sneaky do it. Yeah. Strasburg Railroad Me and my friends bought a VIP train car So you have a group? I'm pretty well. You have a friend group you're gonna show up with They didn't go to my high school, but I have like a group of girls that I grew up with in my neighborhood. Yeah You got a VIP car on the train the Santa train so we're not with the regular

You're showing up at the reunion alone? Yeah. Oh. All right. Maybe don't come. Yeah, I know. I'm sweating thinking about it. It's all right.

So you're just going to walk in a room, and it'll probably be like a huge crowd, and they'll all just stop, and every head will just turn at the door as you want. Who the fuck is that great? OK, so you graduated with 500 people? Yeah, like a ton. All right, at your reunion, there

will be 75 people there. And they all will be 75 people there and they all will be like oh shit yeah Barstool Kate most of the people the ones you don't want to see probably won't even be there there's some watching right now that's the other thing you do embarrassing things in high school and when you're home at summertime in college and then name seven embarrassing things you did in high school yeah just saying you don, you don't want to see the guy you jerked off on a dock in Ocean City, Maryland. Why not? Memories. He might get hard. Just

seeing. He's married now. I gotta shake his wife's hand. She's gonna. She's gonna feel the remnants. Yeah. Wait a minute. My husband's cock has been here. I smelled a hand and be like, wait a second. Honey, is that your cock residue? Honey, I smell your cock. On my palm. Shake your hand and it's like a perfect fit. Yeah, it just makes the exact width of his cock. Oh, the second. Oh, you too, huh?

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What do you get to go first? I go first Lamella ball Yokich Trey young Halliburton bad pick bad Tatum that's why I put you. You. Anthony Simons. Oh God, Kate. Oh no.

Okay. It's a mistake. Can we change it? It's too late. No. No, I'm riding for Anthony. Danny? Danny? I will go with...

Jaylen Brown. Nice. Did you get them all? Nope. Who Nick? KB, Mark, and Kade? I had Trey Young. You got none of them. I took Nikola Jokic,

in place for the Nuggets. Are you sure? Serbian fella. And I had De'Aaron Fox. Nope. No, you didn't I had amphor I had Halliburton Simon's For the shoe we got Kate and for any Simon's Hey, did you guys see this story? We touched on it on PMT, but we couldn't play the video.

Did you guys see the Ian Rapport getting duped story? And he almost like cried. No, I didn't. It was a coach that got fired and said he got suspended? And I like Rapport, but this is hilarious. So Mike Malarkey used to coach the Titans. End of the season, he was about to get fired. Mike Malarkey used to coach the Titans. End of the season, he was about to get fired. Mike Malarkey was like, fuck it, I'm just going to text Rapport and

tell him I'm getting a contract extension. And Rapport like announced that and then he got fired. And this is like five or six years ago. I guess Rapport never knew that he was like getting duped. But like Malarkey was like deliberately doing that and he found out Because malarkey did a podcast recently and rapport looked like he was gonna cry when he found out Well, he didn't even know afterwards He knew I think he knew but he didn't know that like he was I think he thought maybe malarkey Like thought he was gonna get a contract extension not that malarkey deliberately was like I'm gonna fuck with malarkey Yeah, yeah, he's gonna fuck with you find the clip TJ it's oh it's just it made me

like this move even more it had the opposite effect because you try to love that preachy like it's all about honesty like this yeah like a young reporter and you mess with him my crusade against scoops guys just does aging like a fine wine it is It's something that when I first started saying it everyone's like you're such a fucking hater, dude You're just mad you don't have the phone numbers of all these coaches and athletes like they do And I just kind of sit back and yeah, you're kind of it would be cool force force woe ginger time I did yeah, you made him he ran scared I did

I did yeah, you made him he ran scared I did 17 season in the 2018 playoffs I reported a couple different times the Titans were expected to fire Mike Mark and Then I got a tip from a very trusted and reliable source that he was actually getting a contract extension after a playoff run I reported it. He was fired the next day It has been one of the biggest mysteries of my entire career, and now it has been solved. Go. I knew they were gonna fire me,

so Sunday night I called Ian Rapoport, and I said, hey, I don't know if you know this, but I'm gonna break it to you. But I'm getting a new contract in the morning. And he reported it, it new contract in the morning. He reported that it was all over the country. I was getting a contract in the morning knowing that I was going to get fired, but I just want to see the faces on the owner and the GM who was out to get me. And I'm pretty sure I got him for for a minute or two.

That's amazing. That is awesome. That was the Brent Austin show on action sports. Those guys yucking it up. Pretty funny for them, I guess, if you don't care about accuracy and taking so much rip. Everyone said Michael Harky's a good guy. He always was to me. I liked him. Dota is very respectable. That is not cool. That's not respectable. That is not cool. It's not funny Right this makes it way better way better Funny to get back at his old boss It was not fun. So I don't have much to say I don't blame Mike Malarkey

Yeah, you do. Yeah, you are but I want to That was not funny and we should treat truth better than that. Oh, it's talking about a- That guy's face was wept. It's a coach. If you have to say that was not cool, you've lost. Not cool move, dude. Really not cool.

But like, that's the guy that wants to be first to tell everybody you're fired. Yeah. Fuck you. Right, right. I'm so- Not All right cool there every single one of them even the guys that aren't that bad We'll have a moment like that. They all have moments like that. They take the rapper for it's that bad. Yeah But they all get like sucked into this vortex where it's like they think that Like he he rap before it said that like he's reporting on like a genocide going on right now or something

It's like the truth matter false information can't be spread not in a time like this and it's like Also, he said like he's getting fired. Oh, here's dude a young reporter. He's he was he's 44 years old 45 years old He was 37 like You can't do the young reporter thing like if you were like a student if he did that to a student I'd be like that's kind of fucked up He was 37 Not that you can't do the young reporter thing like if you were like a student if he did that to a student I'd be like that's kind of fucked up He was 37 And I do like rapport, but that was I am when I saw that clip. I was like this move ruled

Not what he was like when it happened. Yeah And obviously completely ruined his career as you can see I'm telling the story on NFL Network He's doing just fine I Saw an old clip of I think you guys are in the New York office of chae not comprehending how like woge Couldn't break world news. Yeah, you remember just had ring about yeah Yeah, he we asked him about I think Ukraine in Russia And he was just like not familiar like it was like three months after the war started He was like why why wouldn't shams be able to report that yeah? I don't understand

Yeah, he's like is there a Schefter for like yeah Understand the concept of news yeah Is there a chef? Chef for war I bring it up all the time But the best way to describe Che is showing somebody the video of a magician saying Tampa Bay Bucks Yeah, and Che pointing at him Yeah That and the fact that he found out like Barstool had existed for 15 years and the first he had heard of it was when I

Did a five-minute hit on Mike and Mike? Yeah That's Che, a loyal Mike and Mike listener. He's the American consumer. Yeah, to a T. They made the show The League for Stephen Che. Like Applebee's menu is Stephen Che's brain. Like with the commercials like TNT's number one new drama. Yes, because of Steve. Chicago drama. That's because of Steve

Chicago fire had 15 seasons because of Steve. Yes Yeah Yeah, Big Bang theory Cbs entire sitcom lineup. It's just sit in a big You know Meeting room in Hollywood and they just unveil his face. They're like this guy This is who we need like che is shazamming the songs they play in Coles This is catchy cheese entire, you know

Music playlist is just whatever Apple did for the latest. Yes. He was a huge feist fan back huge feist fan back in 2010. One, two, three, four. It's true, because he sings, like when he sings to himself, it's commercials. Yeah, it's just a guy with the AirPods in. He seems like a guy who would laugh just as much as like the laugh track laughs.

Yes, yes. He's cut the same. Like non-exaggeratory. Yes, yes. Yes, impractical jokers, Jay. Like, all of them. He's five gum. It's Jay.

On paper, he should be a Marvel guy. Yeah, you're right. He never, I feel like that's too, that stray's too far. Cause- People in the room can show a camera. He's gonna cover my eyes with two two hands make sure I can't see this You hold my Wait was that it goes it go back the greatest trick off

I mean I count on last night if anybody saw what the Ravens even did so and then I'll be on with Tom Brady and the bucks in the next Think about him I can't get enough of that Jesus Christ can we swing around to get owes again yeah is he too big no no well I mean I think all he does is work and run marathons well that and have kids it's awesome having kids He just does NFL teams. Oh, yeah. No, he definitely we can definitely have him come back. Although I he makes me nervous I wouldn't mind getting him for the case race. Oh, oh my god really blow it. Well, he would have to he would probably Lose it because we just like wait say it again. Yeah

Have a trick for mincy. Yeah, hold the thought in your head Nope Yeah, how do I check for mincy? Yeah hold the thought in your head? Nope Mincy yeah, I don't like looking at this weird. I'm not good with I shit he he won the recent endzone Is that because he's sucking on something? I don't know. He won good shit. He won a $25,000 free bet. $25,000 free bet he won.

You didn't see that, Titus? No. Yeah. No. Oh, that dominated yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. And he's keeping it.

Yeah, Titus, how did you not see it? I don't know how I don't see this stuff, man. It's just crazy. I keep missing it. We need that in slow motion. Keep missing it all. He's giving everyone in the cave $500 That's very nice. I declined okay. Yeah, I was like back. Well. It's just not I don't want

Him to be like remember when I gave you 500 bucks is not worth 500 bucks. Yeah What is what is the cost on that? I think it's... Hundreds of thousands of dollars. I think it starts six figures. Like... $500 for Mincy. For Mincy to just be like, remember that time I did that for you? That price is way, way higher.

Imagine the hole you have to get yourself in when somebody offers you 500, you're like, not worth it. I was on his and White Sox Dave's Rat Race team, and we won, and it was me and Cody with the K And we didn't even say anything after they won unprompted Dave and Mince He's like, yeah, we're splitting all this money with this team. And then I had the same thing I was like, I don't know if I went like But they never brought it up again

There's just you just have to make the calculation in your head $500 today and a Lifetime of him being like I gave you five Why even bring it up if you're not we both know you're not gonna pay that Bring it up. Okay. Did you delight in his in his losses? I did a little bit. Yeah good. Oh, yeah I wasn't mad about it. I'm up for Kate. I felt glad Nikki smokes is there He's a great foil that was aggressive. It was exactly what twice Wiped his ass with his hat. Oh grabbed his hat off his wife Remember how Jackson dart threw the pick and then it was incomplete. Yeah. Well on the first pick where

He took his hat off wiped his ass with it and then it was incomplete So he had to put the hat back on, and then he threw another pick, and he did it again. That's great. Yeah, Nicky Smoke's fighting for Kate riders everywhere. This is the second one, that's the second one. Oh! Oh, man!

Yeah, I enjoyed that. That was nice. Oh! He's getting it up in his grill. Da, da, da, da, da. Say it, come on. Oh, get it up. Da, da, da, da, da.

Oh. I got a disappear from the side. Brandon, have you seen this video? I'm really pumped, I got no words. As much. Brandon, have you seen this video? I'm really proud, because I got that one. As much as I would have enjoyed it, I did avoid all those videos, too. Weird. Even though you knew the exact thing that happened?

I saw the ass wiping. I saw the ass wiping. Here's the thing. You intimately knew that video? I knew the ass wiping. I didn't know the rest of it I didn't watch him talk I avoid two things at this company with as much haste as I can and they were both starring in that video so

By the way, they went out to dinner last night. Yeah White Sox Dave and Connor Connor come in here. I was a little ashamed of Connor if you saw the picture. Oh no. I just thought he got way out-meated. Do we think- Look how out-meated he is. Yeah.

What do you think Connor's going to say? It was nice? I mean, come on. The meal was great. Good conversation, good food. The drinks were flowing. We were laughing. We were talking sports, a little movies. It was a great time. I love those guys. His reasoning for getting out-meated so heavily was he focused on sides. And he ate more than anybody at the table, which I just... That's a plate full of meat right there. Dave doesn't look bald.

That's a plate full of meat. He can really zhuzh it when he needs to. Wow, look at that little poof. Yeah, he's got it. How was the concert? Oh, Dave's a blast he is every time I turn around he's ripping a shot at tequila. Mm-hmm Connor Connor's it's not Jersey day. Why are you wearing that? That's he's selfish and he just does what he wants Well, we also we don't have a show on Thursday this week So I figured I would rep my guy say Kwan today after his amazing game. You like same I've ever seen I do love Saquon Brandon

Show me your socks The socks show me your socks. So everybody socks show everybody your socks before we go any further It's it's long. I have to do laundry today. I have no matter socks show your socks So I have ankle socks and then I have a oh no Connor. Yeah, oh No matching socks left. I have to yeah Connor. It's Monday Yeah, it is Monday. What how was uh how was the date? With white sex Dave and Nick smokes yeah For the first time ever it actually got wild what that mean because usually we just go and we have a nice time and I just come back here and

you guys are like, well, why did we even send them? Because it's like we just had a good dinner and that was it. White Sox Dave saved somebody's life. What? Wait, shut the fuck up. Yeah. What? First we're hearing of this. We were first of all Boulevard in Fulton Market. Delicious. Probably the best restaurant I've ever been to. Wow.

Loved it. We were in like their back enclosed patio and there were only us and another table and there was a gentleman who started choking on his lobster. No. Don't tell me. And White Sox Dave got up. No. No way. And he just gave the guy the high no no no no no you're lying yes he's lying just me even my mother fucker

he's lying to make the story and I'm fucking I'm he said a good dinner it was a good time there's nothing eventful that happened but no we said we were like I might have just yes boy let happened, but no we said we were like I might have just yeah Spoiled it for the other guys, but we were like let's make up a story Make it sound interesting make it sound interesting there was no news continues forever. There was nothing interesting about it It was really good time. He was like alright. Here's the deal. I saved someone's yeah It was a day that pitched him say no no no Dave was the one who was like let's think of a story And then smokes was the one who was like let's think of a story and then smokes was the one who was like Oh, yeah, I'm like like save some

There's no way you'd be sitting on it for this long. Yeah, no no no no no but We want it we wanted to think of something just so you guys wouldn't be like oh Why are we sending them on these dinners if they're no do it listen? I'm The dinners make no sense, but I mean we got a fucking map with purple hats. What are we talking about something? I mean funny enough the idea that you guys are out to a really nice dinner And you're talking about a hypothetical where Dave is giving Heimlich's yeah, what would be funny livable story? That's kind of funny That's a funny idea give a real recap of the night one second one sentence one sentence It was good. I

Don't know how to fit it in one sense yeah it was good that's all you want to dress your tiny meat oh I could address the tiny meat what is that yeah is that garlic garlic oh brain I want to do that Brandon Walker accused you of being a tiny meat guy look at those two slabs of meat right there yeah the picture huge meat and then you've got a little four ounce. Yes like they got full on I know Smoke's got a porterhouse I don't know about Dave I don't know. That's a ribeye. Oh my gosh. I just got the eight ounce filet mignon or ten ounce filet mignon because I wanted to make sure I was

saving room for all the other sides. Those were the sides I was most looking forward to out of any of the places we've been to so far. What were the sides I was most looking forward to out of any of the places we've been to so far. What were the sides that you savored? Brussels sprouts. Great. You didn't eat a lot of steak to save room for Brussels sprouts. Mashed potatoes, mushrooms that were really good. I also had a ton of bread.

That's the thing I love the most about these restaurants is the bread. I eat so much bread at these restaurants. That is the end. Sounds like not the bread end. Not the steak. Not the lobster. The steak was great. The crab cake, we had crab cake. The wine, phenomenal waitress by the way, who came out and was giving us recommendations

and she said she was like, I do have this red wine that's not even on the menu yet. What'd she look like? Like, we'll take that. Lovely lady. Canons? Wearing a bow tieie actually oh really ah Yeah, you talked about your both. No. I did not talk about my bow ties Make her shape with your hands

Dog couldn't tell him couldn't tell couldn't tell him I thought you said candles because it was a nicer place And maybe there were candles. I didn't ask about the candles no no and I Wouldn't say it was the best dessert we had out of all these different restaurants, but we had this like sticky toffee pudding That was fantastic also a recommendation. All right, I'm out Sticky toffee pudding was too much. No, it's just dudes rocking. The sticky toffee pudding. Rocking with the sticky toffee pudding. You understand it?

No, no, no. A dude can't rock over a sticky toffee pudding. Let me double check. You hit sticky toffee pudding. Rock on. You hit the sticky toffee. Come on. Dudes rock.

Let me double check and see if that's what it's listed as. No, no, no. I don't care. Sticky toffee. That's what you said. You split the sticky toffee pudding. No, dudes can't rock splitting. splitting dudes splitting a sticky toffee pudding Hell no, that's that's one of my it's over. That's one of my favorite parts, huh?

pause yeah That's one of my favorite parts about these dinners is when we all just split the dessert and we all just scoop it up ourselves And share it and it's nice. Oh my god Okay, it is a sticky coffee pudding with malted milk brittle No, it was so good brittle with the boy. Yeah smokes Love love chatting with smokes Really good rapport amongst the three of us Probably maybe the best conversation as a whole that we've had. What were you doing? What topics you hitting football a lot?

Actually get sticky toffee you gotta stick. Yeah Yeah, I think Vince Lombardi used to yeah, that's why it's a tailgate staple yeah with the Packers yeah, yeah You know you just getting to know smokes as a man, but yeah Obviously you got to know his man. Did you get to know smokes as a whole? You guys keep making like this susness out of the dinner. It's just you know dudes having a good time What I'm gonna say getting to know smoke because I'm saying very similar to how I got to know White Sox Dave Moore as a man too like No more you don't have tox Dave Moore as a man to like there No more, you know, I just keep saying that's a man. He opened up for you. Okay. Well, I got to know

Anika Moore as a woman like what? I'm just saying either way. I'm saying you strip back the character You take away like the characters and they're like on-air personas Obviously we have them we view them as like these certain people on camera But then when you're with them in a normal setting where there are no cameras and it's just talking over a nice dinner You get to really know a person. What's uh, what's like a value that you learn about smokes? What's something in his code that you learned? I do think he's a in general very intentional guy.

I do. I know. Can I tell you guys a trick about Nicky Smokes that has changed my entire perception of him? And it's a very easy trick. Dave tweeted about Nicky Smokes maybe three months ago, and it's just made everything he does tolerable. He tweeted about him, and he spelled his name N-I-K-K-I. That's right.

And if you just think about Nicky Smokes' N-I-K-K-I, everything is just funnier. Yeah. Like a porn star, Nicky Smokes. Yeah. It's just the best. That's how he should be, yeah. That's when I think of it.

He should be N-I-K-K-I. N-I-K-K-I, and I spell it that way now, and it's just completely, it just caught him at the That is Like that's it. He doesn't have anything left when he's in IKK. That's it. It takes all the armor down Yeah, it just needs the double lowercase. I like girls do yeah, it's perfect. Oh, yeah I will also say one thing about Nikki smokes is that he does genuinely care He does so and he's grateful. He's not a selfish lover is what you're saying

But he's you know, very grateful for I get it and to be here like when you're out with them I'm sure everybody's used to the outside the character, but you got a feel for their insides. Yeah, exactly Oh, how's the the concert Oh, it's fantastic. It was all of these. By the way how was the concert? Oh it was fantastic. It was a blast. Good time. Aragon Ballrooms. Did you get to know him as a man? I got to know White Sox Dave as a man. He opened up for me. You know to a lot of people he's probably tough to swallow. I'm fucking him. I'm fucking him. I'm fucking I Saturday yeah With the three exclamation points to yeah, I bet was that about you. No. It was not that was Saturday We went out yesterday. I I think that was during the Notre Dame game. Fuck dudes. I love super soaker pussy

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fucking him on your You know what I should maybe I should tweet this It would have been better too if he had like capitalized every single letter in him And it just yeah, I would have loved that. Oh the grammar police got him. Yeah. Frank fucking a man. That's the best one. That is. That one can't be taught. Fucking a man.

Okay. Good time. Yeah, we know. Shout out, Nicky Smoke, shout out White Shark Dave. The sticky toffee. And thank you again to the wheel, thank you Big Cat, thank you R Stool.

Great time. I'm gonna have to reassess this. Okay. Yeah, we're not getting anything out. No sticky toffee pudding Never said that this would have this charade would have gone on forever. It sure those three giggling over a little stick If you guys on your dime, that's crazy if you guys one of you would come to the dinner then the wheel I understand that but we could do a wheel just of you guys in here and then maybe. Here's what we're gonna do.

Here's how I can, here's how we. That's how we would get something out of it. The sticky toffee pudding is really, it's in my head right now, but here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna keep the White Sox Dave dinner and we're gonna keep the wheel and then we're gonna wheel for where the dinner is. I like that

That's so there will be bad options. That's what we should do. All right, and I'd be fine with that Because last night was yeah like Last night was the cream of the crop like that Dude I'm not a word. Yeah, but you're like you knew him as a man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and you love it if one of us Come to Yeah, that would really be cream of the crop. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Anyway, okay. Good job. I appreciate it Sticky toffee pudding We are we full steam ahead on dating boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah? Oh, yeah? Yeah, we have to it's gonna

Be the best. I think we got to do it in like The dregs yeah like late January like before Super Bowl week I think we got to do it because it were those are tough weeks Yeah, and and that's a perfect. That's perfect timing for Valentine's Day today. Yes Yes, yes, have the what are we conversation? Yes? Yeah, and that's perfect timing for Valentine's Day today. Yes! Yes. He has to have the what are we conversation. Yes. So yeah, like the last two weeks of January,

can we get that set, TJ? It's gonna be the same exact women that applied for the Malice Outland. That's fine, but he's gonna love them tenderly. But I would love them in person. Can I throw a wrinkle? You know how all of these games come down to picking one? I feel like he's gonna fall in love.

Let's make him pick three and then date all three. Two or three, it doesn't come down to one. He's gonna fall in love with all of them. That's gonna happen regardless. I wanna see him cry. I wanna see him cry as well. But you're saying like he's gotta go out on a date with each of the three.

Yeah, they're all three winners and he has to maintain. Before the final choice. So he's got like real time. And maybe, and this is, maybe we bring his mom in too. Yeah, I think that's a bad idea. I get out. Yeah, I'd agree. Got to bring the mom.

Let me talk to sales because I know that they're trying to put a sponsor on this. All right, great. And it would have to be a male contestant, if that makes sense. I get it. Oh, yeah. He's going to be ready to perform.

He's going to be rock hard. Rock hard. Rock hard. I'm picking up the bulletin down scene. Yeah, buddy. Oh yeah. Connor will fuck from this. Multiple times. He's everything that we want,

like he's the complete opposite of Jake Malasek. Should we make the green room the fantasy suite? Yes. And offer. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Let him know he can take his dates to the fantasy suite if you'd like yeah off camera just lingers that's so many

years over the date maybe we should get sound from there you're gonna walk into mostly sports gonna be sleeping in there again counter just talks about White Sox Dave the whole time Do we oh Draft Kings by the way grab some TDs Draft King sportsbook They're on sale from Thanksgiving through cyber Monday download the Draft King sportsbook I've used code yak to opt-in the crown is yours. I have a parlay nights plus is 12 to 1 I'm gonna call myself the Monday night, man Whoa, yeah

Serious you're becoming the Monday night man becoming the Monday night man that rolls off the tongue. Yeah Where's he sauntering off to? He will I don't think so. I think he's being real. I watch you gotta you could turn it off I don't watch Watch the first quarter. If you're down 21-nothing at the end of the first quarter, you can turn it off. You're like, I don't wanna do this anymore,

but crazier things have happened. Although maybe not, I don't know. That could be the single craziest thing that's ever happened. As Mississippi State wins on Friday. Who are they playing? Ole Miss. Oh, I yeah, obviously

It's just a monster by big egg folks a big egg big egg But do you know I mean the egg industry that's who sponsors one. Oh 26 and a half. No, no It's not an actual like bowl game Bowl game. Okay, just the egg bowl. Oh It's just what they call okay that game was it last year when Mincy went to Brandon's for Thanksgiving? It was. Hit the curb. Yeah. Twice. So that's not happening again? I don't think so. How forbid we send someone there to monitor whether or not he's watching the Egg Bowl? Don't think so. Yeah. Mincy, I don't know where he... They put it on Thanksgiving though last year, right? Yeah. Another...

Well it is your TV. It's true. I should have kept a remote. Just turn it on in his house. If I could have controlled his... That would have been incredible. What a long con. Damn it.

Damn it. Didn't think that one through. Get him another TV. A newer one. That we can watch him. Like the Sims. Yeah. Every night we just watch Bryden Walker highlights him sitting there. I think he sleeps on that couch too.

He definitely sleeps on that couch. That guy can sleep. Yeah, it's amazing to me that he like can he comes in super early And then he just is able to turn his brain off and sleep for a little while yeah How's a pft's mental state? I don't think great. I was an unreal ending unreal 31 points in three minutes It's crazy My god

He's going to he's it's it's Hank first PFT now. Hank is the I mean, he's the king troll. Yeah. Wow. Has it always been that way? Yeah. I mean, he knows he PFT was mad at Hank during the game. Then after the game, Hank was like, listen, I don't know what. I wasn't rooting against you. Did I maybe bet the commanders to miss the playoffs two weeks ago?

Yes Great, that's such a hate bet. I don't even know where you find it It's the definition of a hate bet Yeah, just specifically rooting for his friends team to fail Yeah, he's not for his friends team to fail. Yeah, he's not great. I get it. Yeah, we gotta get you back on the stream for a stainless game.

I would love to do that. I had to do some school stream stuff yesterday. You need to see a, you just got russied in person. I would like that. Yeah, when Jerry breaks out that you just got russied. Mm-hmm talk about a pause I mean there hasn't been any russie-ing happening in two weeks now. He's short He's too short. Is that what it is? He's too short short. I'm sorry. Yeah Russell Russell was a project There's a problem like Kyla Murray and Russell Wilson are not they're obviously not too short to play in the NFL

But when they get sacked they look so short. It's tough. Yeah, they get swallowed up That you don't see them. Yeah It's like when they when the rush comes it's just like oh no this like someone stop this This man's too short I get it You see it was confirmed that Leno did fall down that hill. Yeah, wait is there video footage? No, someone went down the rabbit most conclusive like evidence possible without there actually being evidence Yeah, but it wasn't the hill that we saw no no different hill

Yeah, but it made sense is where he was yeah Yeah, like everyone's a hotel like this where there's a sports bar kind of attached So he instead of going on the street there. He tried to go down that hill right there He went down to Dino's yeah, he wanted to go to Dino's or painting with a twist He's definitely got beat up. Yeah, just in it. Wait somebody actually did the $97 imagine Jay Leno. He doesn't need to be doing this anymore. He just loves for the love of the game that much.

Is that what it is? He did the show that night. Yes, he did. He still did the show. That's insane. Did he fly private to stay in a hampton inn? That's got to be the only time that's ever happened was it Greensburg I can't remember the trope picker Greensburg it's the only pit campus I got into seriously yeah my

runs Berg my dad took me there on a trip to see if I liked it and he tried to drive over the pit student pedestrian bridge I can't go here that's a school yes what's the name of it pit Pittsburgh University of Pittsburgh has a side Student Pedestrian Bridge. I can't go here. That's a school? Yes. What's the name of it? Pittsburgh, University of Pittsburgh has a side campus. Pitt-Griebsburg. I didn't know they had that. Yeah, they got like four side campuses.

That's the only one I got into. Pittsburgh without an H? That's a, oh. Yeah, look at that acceptance rate. Yep, I said I couldn could go to AUB. You snuck in. Uh oh, what's happening here? It's tough.

What's happening here? Vince is probably talking about him. Well, maybe we don't listen. Yeah. Hey guys. Oh, I totally forgot you ordered this Nick. Oh yeah. Shepherd's bite. Oh, Shepherd's bite.

That was seven shows ago. And I will say they got here really fast.'ve been sitting for a little okay, that's how they're good all right And they yeah come grab a shepherd's pipe anyone else well yeah No utensils Brandon Titus. I yeah, I just brought the bag Nick this might turn to ash in your mouth like a vampire How's it looking? Give me some. It's always tough in the box. Uh, I think they did well.

Ooh. Ooh. Brandon, we just gonna eat this with our hands, dude? You said, hey, can you please go get to the lobby and get my... Wait, Brittany, have you never had it before? Brandon hurry Chop chop Yeah, just do it pie eating style face first. Oh that does look good see they got the cheese

Has all the ingredients. I made sure of it. Mashed potatoes. Hamburger. Hamburger. Shockingly expensive. Cheese. Really?

It was 25 per. Oh, shit. Holy shit. They use beef for lamb. Oh, I don't know. I didn't look. Probably beef. I think lamb is the traditional.

That makes sense with the, are shepherds just for lambs, huh? Yeah sheep and sheep and lambs sheep is that still a thing in New Zealand yeah dogs Shepherd dogs yeah We do the high noon ad yeah Here's the tea about high noon's all new vodka iced tea. It's made with real vodka, real iced tea with no added sugar and no carbonation. If you're a hard tea lover who's done with a sugary malt based tea, you're going to love

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Oh yeah. It's a font guy. Che wrote this in the prep sheet. I heard, you were talking about it this morning. I heard you dropped kerning. Yeah. The spacing between letters. They would've done that.

It's called kerning. Yeah, and leading is between lines. I know leading and kerning. Yeah, I bet you do from I know letting I bet you do from newspapers design newspapers. Yeah, that's right Newspaper man, you know the letting and current to to off. I Don't remember. Why did some newspaper articles go crazy with the kerning? Well, that's just the justified fitting fitting Yeah, it's for headlines. Yeah anal score Yeah, if they just adjusted that increase the kerning. Why wouldn't have that problem? Oh Don't say final if you look at it long enough that F&I are too close

Anal that's gotta be intentional Think so I think it's a funny gag. That's who wouldn't notice that on that team. It's like nobody was like wait a minute says anal It says anal What oh no aw is confirmed big boom AJ W full gear but still finished the match. He was walking with the a what a fucking star row. It's a pro. Holy shit We show his finisher the legend grows We show his finisher the legend grows

He threw a decent punch would you what do you think mark you should teach it real? Yeah, it's good. It's so good. You have some brand and potato. I didn't bring a plate ready get you some Yes What is that is that tomato in there that's big carrot Yeah, it's been a minute It's what they do. I think the public all likes these guys now to yeah, very few haters left And this was a broken foot So that was like awesome like actually good yeah, I think that was awesome You know Hardy slammed him slam the fuck out of them

Yeah Yeah, it's cool no no oh no here we go I get this spectacle. I don't think you do Yeah, I get this spectacle. I don't think you do. Yeah, I get it. Do you guys think he gets it? Feels like he doesn't. I feel like he doesn't get it. I get it, that's hard to do. Like you guys wouldn't be able to slam somebody,

would you? Oh, wow. Okay. What would have made it more impressive for you, Kyle? A harder slam, you're saying? Maybe. I get that he's athletic, I've seen his rugby highlights. Is it just the fact that it's choreographed, period?

You've seen his rugby highlights? Yeah, he's amazing. His costume. Over here. I'm not your waiter. No, I'm not. I guess maybe like a bat. Give me a second.

That's not part of her. Let me get a real good piece here. Hold on, can you lower it a little bit? Thank you. There it is. Look at this. This is, can I feed you a piece? No, I don't think so.

Yeah, feed him a piece. Feed him. One little piece. Oh. Oh. Microphone's right there, huh? Love. It's damn near in ya. Why don't we spin the wheel and then we can eat our shepherd's pie?

Oh, it's so good. So tomorrow we're here KB's out what KB tried to he slyly tried to tell me what I Honestly, I thought we were all out. He I saw him this morning. I was like hey when you when you go out of town He's like tomorrow. I was like oh yeah, what time he's like morning Honestly when I realized that we had yeah Morning.

Honestly, when I realized that we had a show. Yeah. But we'll do we'll do some fun games tomorrow. It's the last day before a break. And then we have, I think, a really good episode. Yes, I do, too. With a special guest. Yeah. Special guest. I must ask who?

Yeah. Brandon still doesn't know who the special guest was. Kathy Mitchell, dude. Oh, yeah. OK. Kathy Mitchell's back on. The queen, queen, godmother of the act. Bet she makes a shepherd's pie. How's the pie? Solid, good. Is this a trick?

No. Oh my God, he ate it. I just want everybody to eat. I don't want the carrot. I really want to watch some basketball. I gotta take another show. Ah. I love feast week who's going to get in trouble on Black Friday?

I don't think anyone There's always one always just how it works. White Sox Dave's always up there. He's going to Turkey. Oh Definitely gonna get he's definitely gonna forget. Mm-hmm. Yeah, how's turkey been Dave? Oh, it's all gravy All right, dude. All right, TJ, spin the wheel. Spin that old wheel. Oh no. Oh no.

This is gonna be hilarious. This time it will be fun. Okay. Oh yeah. This is gonna be hilarious. This time it will be fun. Okay. Oh no. Wait, Max, Max. Max is out of time. Jerry. Jerry and Jerry.

Oh fuck, we gotta. Jerry, get here! Jerry, Jack! Jerry and Jack! Get over here! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry, hurry!

I got a question, Jack! Jack, this might not be good Jack oh fuck oh Fuck leave this get in here get in here get in here. We just bad. Oh, AJ. That's true. Let's get it over here Jack Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a question. You got you. Why would he mention Jack though? I don't know why you check for a whoopee cushion Jack and smarty. Why would they mention both of them is this bad alright perfect? Uh okay, go ahead wet wheel well Shepherd spot

You want shepherd spot that was good that we did that like that you guys thought there was something wrong. I just heard justice I figured mama justice looking for me She your one one right now Yeah, one yeah Jerry can you read that text you sent me earlier? No, okay? So you got laying on wet yeah Let's see I mean yeah, God good. It's so good Donnie made something no Jerry you ever had Shepherd's pie I?

Had it like once or twice I'm a big fan of I picked it up actually yesterday Connor eats them a lot the Salisbury steak yeah, he makes one every day They're incredible. We microwave and one at 9 a.m.. Yeah All right, TJ spin this this going to be so funny this time. Totally worth having on the wheel. I really need to not have this be me because I have to go do a pro football show right now.

Yes! Dude, the wheel's been on my side lately. I'll probably just fuck that up. Yeah, we're recording every show this week today. Correct. And I have to do them all in the next like three hours. Yes. It's never fucking tight Yeah, I really need this. I need the wheel to do me a solid justice one time Justice I mean I

Mean I have no more clothes. I'm wearing out my second outfit of the day. Oh, stop. Yes. You would have done it though. It's going to be Kyle. I think it is. Jack, have you ever gotten wet? No.

I'm going home. This guy? He goes up. Huh. I'm going home. This guy? He goes up. Oh. Bella. It's gonna be TJ. He's not even in here anymore.

This is lame as hell, man. Agree. Lame as hell. I don't think you can. Ah! One of us has to be wet. This is crazy. I don't think one of us has to be wet Just crazy Wait till the end

Jack and Jerro, we got a guest wheel. Jerry! Jack and Jerry. Has this ever happened? Oh, there you go, Jerry. There you go, Jer. There you go, Jerry. Oh, Brandon, you. Uh-huh, I also have.

I'm doing somebody else's show. Five minutes. Brandon, you ignored those carrots. I did. Fuck them carrots. Oh, no, and the two foes. No, Jack, put your hand down. Yeah, hold this.

Put your fucking hand down, dummy. Close. Yeah. I have to hand down, dummy. Close. Yeah. I can't wear this because I have to change out of it and put something else on. OK. I feel like we're overdue for a pee pants. Oh.

I just put it in too. Swap, Jack. Oh, it's one, nothing. If you get swept, you have to push your pants. You're wearing black jeans. You'll be fine. For nothing. For nothing. You're going to win one. You're going black or nothing. You'll be fine or nothing or nothing. You're gonna win one

You're gonna win one. Don't worry. You're gonna win one There's one. There you go. One one. You're fine First or four seven game series, buddy The super fun you want Jack Super fun you want Jack really smart thing we do two years after we're still doing the funniest thing we do oh yeah Jack has no I have no shows okay they can take it off random it's 3-1 it's over no one's ever blown a 3-1 lead this is hilarious only oh no, this is the funniest part Me too no one's ever blown a three one lead tough saying what it's

Jack you can leave never happen. It's never See ya. See ya. You know what would make me so mad? If Brandon stayed dry. Like he just didn't get the... Yeah, that wouldn't make any sense. Kate, eat that last shepherd's pie. Nobody's gonna eat it? I think so. Fuck yeah. Hell yeah.

You think Kyle's gonna put that? Fuck yeah. Hell yeah. You think Kyle's gonna put that in his body? Where's he going? Everybody's just uh oh eating to the mic time. No I'll wait until after the show. I just haven't been chewing. Swallow it. Oh smart yeah you could.

Yeah it's good after the dentist food. Is that his path? Alright. And then he's not here tomorrow See you, Kyle. I guess that's goodbye to Kyle. I feel like I didn't know that. Kyle would be an interesting fellow to Apple your tag See is it the exact paths that he takes around? I don't think he goes anywhere besides here in his bed He said he hasn't sat on his couch ever. He watches every movie and show on his phone in bed. Really? What an interesting guy. I guess his dad's in town so maybe they're doing something yeah I would have loved for a one-way appearance I can't wait to see Brandon wet I can't even picture it so do you think he's gonna get his hair wet or

keep it out he better keep it wet. What a B. You're about to miss the best part. Here we go. Kyle, you taking your dad to do any touristy stuff? No, he came in and he was like, this is just me relaxing. So like perfect. That's what I like to do anyway. You putting the tree up?

I think we're gonna do a tree. I feel like it'd be crazy not to. Mine's been up since the first of the month. Yeah, it's nice. November? I guess it'd have to be November, huh? Yeah. We're putting ours up this week.

I might do it this week. I'm usually a after Thanksgiving guy, but TJ pointed out, I didn't even think about it, that Thanksgiving's late this year. It's like very late Thanksgiving. 28. Whoa. That's late this year. It's a very late Thanksgiving. 28th. Whoa. That's the latest fuck.

Might have to get it up. I'm bedazzling the roof deck tonight. What? If I die, that's what I was doing. Wait, you're like, the floor? Oh, I'm putting lights up on like the roof deck. Oh, I thought you were bedazzling it. Well, it's gonna be dazzling.

It's gonna be dazzling. Yes, yes. Oh, you thought you were bedazzling. Well, it's gonna be that it's gonna be dazzling. It's gonna be dazzling. Yes. Yes. Oh, you're gonna be dazzling. You know how they say. Yeah. We have any optics on Brandon? Oh my god. So wet. No fucking way. We're highlight compilation Brandon. No fucking way. You're talk to talking about it. What's going on? So the funny part is I was driving now. I'm wet. Yeah How that happened? I did the fucking shower Hmm. Oh, let's you guys want to run some sparkles. Yeah, no What you can't exist?

Have we we jokes aside? We've never done what sparkle Smorkle, have we? We have animal eyes. What are you doing? What? Oh, uh, uh, Al was top left. Turkey is Turkey. The cat is I like this. Hold on. Chameleon snake.

Y'all see a cat? Where's that big yellow? Is that top left? Is that too easy? Yeah, I think that is top left. I thought I'll but that I think that's top left. I think that's a cat. I thought owl, but I think that's top left. I think that's a cat.

I think that's a cat. Mantis shrimp. Oh boy. Is that it, bottom right? That's the one that like can scream. No. What is that then? Mantis shrimp can scream.

No, it can punch. It can punch. Oh, you're thinking of the pistol. That's it, no, it's the second one. Second one in. That one right, second, right there. That's a mantis shrimp. That's a mantis shrimp.

Second, right there. Yes. Gotta be. Brandon. Oh my God. right there. That's Amanda. That's a man second right there. Yes, gotta be brandon. Oh my god Right What's here I'm skip that's one of those big wide-eyed boys this right no Tarsie skip it, okay? Which one far left in the left in the middle or top that might be a turkey yeah, let's go next Far left in the middle or top? That might be a turkey. Yeah, let's go next One's turkey one's cuttlefish That's middle right right cuttlefish will make you gel in your underpants. No kidding. Mm-hmm. I thought why socks Dave did that

Crocodiles easy just go it's gonna be the one the reptile Business for himself boys isn't it to the left of chameleon dolphin. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Yeah hippopotamus Oh, that's bottom middle. Oh wait a little middle middle middle right there to the left. That's a fly. Oh right there Top right or is that a snake of sorts? Middle middle right there to the left. That's a fly. Oh right there That not okay, good top right Or is that a snake of sorts? Mmm is gecko Middle bottom man or underneath things middle bottom. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, that's it okay We weren't gonna get no that's a goat to the right goats to the right yeah, they got that weird Elephant is that the eyeball of the guy from Breaking Bad

That's something human which one writer Dean Norris. Oh, yeah, he actually Right above that one. That's the same class as Gruden same dark no kidding That's gotta be shark is Gruden from Florida or human with every sea star it's gotta be that red dot go flamingo has got to be that what's here that one of that dog's got to be bottom left no that's a horse isn't it there's a dog you're right that's a dog oh yeah dragonfly middle there middle tarsears bottom bottom Rooster love okay, that's gecko Can I do another one?

Do one more we gotta get we gotta end on a win I Don't know if that was the random one really you, that was the random one, really? You know this? Oh God. Yeah, I can start us. You start us. British Bulldog. Why don't you start us. Bulldog. Sean Michaels. Triple H. All right, X-Pac.

D-Lo Brown. Seamus. Damn. I mean, I know Shane, Shane McMahon, Shane McMahon. Yeah. Val Venus wanted it. No, who won? Owen Hart, Owen Hart, Owen Hart won it. Yep.

So 99 would be just everybody who's like the Godfather might've won it. Everybody who's around that level. Billy Gunn? No. Road Dogg, D-O-G-G. Okay. That's not his last name.

Maybe you have to spell the whole thing. I'm a little... Jeff Jarrett. Okay. Oh, Angle. There you go. Benoit. Jericho.

OK. I don't know. I'm not going to get all these. No. All right. Give up. Danny, you've conveniently left one that got wet. Who was that?

Mideon and Eddie Guerrero palette Perry Saturn al snow all right We got to do one more one win. Yeah, just gotta get one wins I have to go do several shows guys. I'm soaking wet. I got fine clothes. Yeah, so let's get Let's Brandon brand you're you are the ringer Brian. We need you we need you I can do that when I like that one. I like that one All right, Mrs. Doubtfire. Oh wait. Oh, no One are two S's Okay, Mrs. Doubtfire I

Am glad to be doing this the fugitive we'll just all sit back and marvel I IT yes it is the firm damn sleepless in Seattle you're good man and decent proposal is that the guy that pays somebody to fuck his wife yep pays woody fuck her in the line of fire does he say yes, and it all leads to a kerfuffle. The Pelican Brief. Oh my gosh. Good movie? Great movie. Schindler's List. Right?

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay, Cliffhanger. Good job, Brandon. Very good movie. Free Willy. Philadelphia. Groundhog Day. This is fun for everybody. I'm enjoying this. We're doing good. Grumpy old men.

Is there any chance you don't get one of these? Yeah. Really? Cool runnings. Bring it home, Brandon. Come on, Brandon. 15-ball. Dave. I can't.

Oh, no. Is that die hard? No, it's Wesley Snipes, right? So it's not... It's not Die Hard 2. What's he... He plays... He's a gangster, he's Nino Brown.

Pulp Fiction? No, he's Nino Brown, he's... Did you try Die Hard 4? No, he's Nino Brown. That's with a vengeance. What's the name of the gangster movie? I don't know. Give us some more.

Jackie Brown. No No, he he's Nino Brown. He hands out turkeys in the hood. It's it's not Blade it's not ghetto it Give me some of the words in the tires. It's not it's not juice. Is it juice it's hmm fuck Yeah, skip skip Judge dread hmm fuck skip skip skip um Judge Dredd what that demolition man demolition man ok sister act two back in the habit

tombstone one of my favorites of all time 11 more Brandon. You got this Brando. Three Musketeers. You got this. I have that movie poster in my hand. Just 10 more to go. Is it good? Yeah it's really good I liked it. Rookie of the Year. Nine more and we can be done with the show. We can move on to what's next ah I got nothing the Beethoven the truth about Beethoven you're right Beethoven or Beethoven to two ease to God Almighty Jesus the first the first II is to Dennis the menace He spelled to three Just spell correct the uh

oh I don't know a pride and prejudice or something like that. I think It's a steel Magnolias. No, it's it'sias? No, it's Richard Gere. It's Little Women. No, Little Women. Oh, Far and Away. No, Far and Away. What are y'all making me do this?

We just got to ace one of these. Try Die Hard, TJ. All right. All right, Skip. I'm already missing two skip The last action hero nope That is the last action idea Please write the last action hero Sorry, Stefan's yapping my ear off Stefan. I'm asking you to write the last action hero.

Yeah! You didn't say that. I just... The Adams family values. Not the Adams family values. There's no V. There's no V. There's no V. No V at the beginning. to wains world to I have no idea oh shit I have no Nicole Kidman and out ball or maybe one of the ball and it's a

Baldwin profile skip it skip it oh it's it's phone a friend Titus guys it's it's tell us about the movie it's a gangster movie in Harlem tell us about the title of the movie can't it just give us give us something to work with he gives out turkeys in the hood like Nino Brown baby mmm right it's poetic justice no, it's It no it I Don't know we have to give up to give up. Let's try again. Try one more. I don't see what that is

Right exactly that's not the movie. I was thinking of at all. Yeah, can you please see what the other two were? Richard Gere when I'm a little what was that? That the summers be and then malice nothing I got nothing I have to go do we got it we got it we got to get one brand we got to get this and this should be a quick I was about to leave man Bernie you made me sit at half court now hey now yeah you may just bring you guys on we'll rip through that. Dicons of food. A Dalton is 100% of food. Brandon, do you like Dicons? Mic drop. Hey, Dalton. Thanks for watching! See you tomorrow, love you guys! Bye!