The Yak - Kate Needs to Get Her Pink Back | The Yak 10-9-24

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Hello, it's the Yak. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. Hello, it's the Yak. Rollback.com promo code Yak, 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, rollback.com. It's the Yak with KB and Big Cat. Us two.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Zoom out. Uh-oh. Dude, we could do it. We should do a show together. Just the two of us. We could do a show together, just the two of us. We could do a bi-weekly show. What would we do? What would we... What would we do? Yeah. I think you would pry some shit out of me.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Yeah. We'd have some giggles. I think we'd giggle a lot. Talk about little kids and what they're up to. Sorry, I was doing the run down. My son yesterday hit me so hard in the penis that it brought me to my knees and a person walking by was like, do you want me to call someone? This was in public? Yeah, it was on the way to T-ball. I was with my son and my daughter. Did he pelt you with a ball or hit you with his hand?
Starting point is 00:01:27 No, no, no, no. Just like, I was looking. David texted me something. We were taking a break walking to T-ball because he was like, I want to take a break. So we were sitting there. They were sitting on a couple steps and I was standing and I see a text from Dave so I go look down at my phone, and next thing you know, he just fucking socked me right in the penis.
Starting point is 00:01:47 No, what, was he positively reinforced by anyone laughing? No, I think he was, I think it's kids, little kids. They know weenies are funny. Well, I think it's also like little kids after school, I think there's like an actual phrase for it, but there's an emotional, they basically have like an emotional dump because they go to school all day, they hold all their emotions in, it's really hard for it, but there's an emotional, they basically have like an emotional dump because they go to school all day, they hold
Starting point is 00:02:06 all their emotions in, it's really hard for them, and then they get out of school and they get like... Oh, people I'm comfortable with. Right, so like he was in like a jovial, like pushing, like having fun move, so I don't think it was ill intent, it was just like he was, he had already been kind of like pushing me
Starting point is 00:02:22 around, we were rough, roughhousing, but when I say direct, like fucking He was he had already been kind of like pushing me around. We were rough rough housing. Okay, but When I say direct like fucking perfect punch in your cock head and in my cock head and balls and I went to my knees and then they started crying and I was on the ground crying laughing. No crying She's like that my daughter and my son both cried cuz they're like, oh dad's hurt. Yes Superman is Yes case scenario because as soon as they find out that weenie agony is funny. Yeah people yeah, and they'll start seeking it out and then a Guy walking by with a stroller literally was like do you need me to call someone? I was like
Starting point is 00:03:02 call someone I was like dude what? Imagine if you said yeah. Imagine if you said yeah. My son just like fucking rehabilitated me. I think he meant like ambulance like dude like that guy how's that guy how has that dude just never been hitting the balls like if you can hit squarely in the balls
Starting point is 00:03:18 yes for 10 seconds it looks like you need medical help but everyone knows that passes. But at the same time you are admitting that a five year old has the power to brought me to my knees, bring you to my knees via penis pain. Yeah, all pain. Yeah. You can cause a torsion. And then my that would be a funny scenario. Yeah. And then my daughter was like, maybe two minutes later was like, Hey, remember, remember when you got hit in the coconuts? I was like, god
Starting point is 00:03:45 damn it. Now it's funny. He knows coconut. Well, I think that's from Moana. They use ball. Ball euphemisms in might say coconut. They say coconuts. Wow. Yeah, that was uh I was if you if you were driving down the street at
Starting point is 00:04:00 that exact moment, you would have seen two little children weeping as their father was wiling in pain on the side of the sidewalk. What a scene! Yeah. What a scene. I don't must take that though. I have like four nieces and nephews right now and sometimes when it's four on one they could manage to make you panic for a little like one steps on your throat while the other tugging your hair and you're like begging for mercy but when you get Hitting the balls. It's like okay any man would be in my position right now. Yeah, it equalizes the playing field, right?
Starting point is 00:04:32 Sometimes a light grays can cause the most pain. Oh, yeah a nice shot to the eye I don't care who you are. You're taking ten seconds. So you're talking about the eyeball now. Yeah Yeah Yeah, I mean the balls are the uh funny enough the Achilles heel of the body really like the Achilles heel is not even the Achilles. It's not the Achilles heel. Yeah, it's kind of that would require a slash or a gash. The balls just a light pelt sometimes even hitting
Starting point is 00:04:58 just one of them hurts even more. It's an imbalance at that point. Yeah. Yeah. One stings. Hit my other one. The other doesn't. Yeah. I'm surprised I didn an imbalance at that. Yeah, you know one stick in my other one I'm surprised. I didn't get more ball injuries as a wrestler and a tight tight unitard Yeah, that's true the outline of my balls and we were doing man-to-man combat and I was like I've never had ball pain You've never had any ball pain I'm sure but not like nothing memorable like you just had yeah He hit me once in the balls really hard. We were doing we were doing
Starting point is 00:05:36 Ball taps we brought it back for a little bit, and that was a big mistake who is yeah Better not happen in my lifetime in the rest Yeah, is there a documented case of an athlete like in their balls fucked up like cups became Yeah, a deal cuz you're trying to protect your balls, but was there like a oh fuck We need a cup situate was there a situation that brought on cups wasn't there a guy. I want to say there was a Catcher that had like a twisted ball sack. This is like Semi recently that's ten years about pre cupcup. I don't know pre-cup put like that Yeah, was there a moment where they're like oh fuck like football like some at some point They're like we need probably some serious helmets. This leather is not getting it done. Yeah, they're that moment
Starting point is 00:06:15 I think that was just people died just people were dying. No people legitimately died was probably like Larry Dobie Yeah, I feel like balls are kind of like cat bodies like they can Pretty hard sexy yeah, beautiful. Yeah It's definitely the prettiest animal the guy the first guy that wore a cup. Do you think he got made fun of? ooh Yeah, is it hmm is it more or less masculine? What's a spear what is that a whole 1926 sentence me a sack racing world champion who was hit in the grind by a spear? carrier What what is that whole sample?
Starting point is 00:06:54 That's just not a real sack racing world champion like in a potato sack Did he compete against spear carrier? It's not even a spear thrower. I don't know. Spear carrier. Don't ask me. It's like a caddy for a spear thrower. I've said this, I know I've said this on here before, but there was always this rugby urban legend
Starting point is 00:07:17 that this guy playing in a game got his leg out of socket and when they went to push it back in, his ball got stuck in the crease and they like clink. I don't know if that they like clink Oh, I don't know if that's oh, I know I don't know But uh my history of the athletic cup there we go. Oh Too many words didn't read yeah Hit the groin of a spear carrier What does the carrier raising is raising? aluminum supply rubber rubber cigars And a supply of rubber cigars
Starting point is 00:07:58 Things were so funny. This is like mad. What's a rubber spear carrier and demanded that he be kicked Shielded by his new contraption Taylor's growing became invincible Piece of molded steel in his pants it is believed qualities behind the plate were enhanced by the piece of molded steel in his pants Yeah, I still I still have no idea what the fuck a sack racing is or a spear carrier Is this gonna be a learning episode I like these everyone yeah? It started because I was telling the story that yesterday my son hit me in the balls so hard that it brought me to My knees on the sidewalk. Oh, that's bad gentleman walking by asked if I needed if you need to call someone oh boy Now does your son know that that's a vulnerable spot. Yeah, he does he was I was saying he was in a very kids after school have like a lot of
Starting point is 00:08:49 Like pent up and he was like in a horse horseplay mode Okay And he just boom right in the balls right in the ball you should borrow a chase cup that he wore after his vasectomy Just in case when ball taps were trendy when we were in like middle school We had to have a sit-down meeting do you remember that with the none? Kathleen she said nope there was a ban a ball tap ban Yeah, I mean that's happened that happened to PMT. It almost broke us up You got a better I'm 25 though. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm in rage
Starting point is 00:09:20 What was that? We just were like wouldn't it be funny if we ball tapped each other again? And it was for like a little bit and then I got like hit so hard that I went to my knees I'm enraged. What was that? We just were like, wouldn't it be funny if we ball tapped each other again? And it was for like a little bit and then I got like hit so hard that I went to my knees and it was like, I think we should probably stop. Yeah, I want to start a family. Well not only that but like, this is gonna
Starting point is 00:09:36 cause like once you get hit really hard all you want to do is hit someone even harder. Yeah. And then it just, it's nuclear war. I feel so bad after I do it. Yeah. Like to somebody. Yeah. But I get so mad when somebody does it to me. I still will occasionally do a fake because that's funny. Like I won't hit someone in their balls because I that's not funny anymore. But doing a fake with the flinch is funny. And then you get them for two for flinching. Yeah. Then you pound them for two for flinching. Danny two for flinches like ten times this is
Starting point is 00:10:05 not a Danny made-up thing you got somebody this morning yeah who'd you get favorite things to do who was it Tommy smokes that does that shouldn't making Tommy smokes should not count Cody Cody with the K okay he's like an everyday victim but he deserves it but we we also had like that ball tapping thing going on in grade school so we decided to do Charlie horses dead legs instead. I hate those two yeah Like how do you you just punch them right on the title like right in the time that could be worse Yeah, like back to little kids if they knew about that spot too. They'd have you down to yeah, and that was also when you saw a Volkswagen bug punch buggy
Starting point is 00:10:44 Dana beers, and I used to play this game. Yeah. All the time. That game. Hit the fuck out of each other. There was different cars. Then it became racist. Yeah, then it became racist. Yellow cars were something. Yellow cars, PT Cruisers or something?
Starting point is 00:10:59 There was one where you put one headlight out. Pediddle. Oh, pediddle. And that was, you had to lose an article of clothing right you would go and yeah, yeah PT cruise in her bruise in yellow was tequila and then sometimes what the fuck's tequila I don't know why they associated with a yellow slug bug and then sometimes you can keep punching them until they guess the color of The slug ham those were the days before farting and saying safety Torn up I said so much is grasping for air trying to reach the door now while you're beating her ass I would bring back safety Yeah, that's that's time Kate beefs. Let's wait
Starting point is 00:11:37 That would actually make sense like you're farting around your friends you should be able to fight back Yeah, yeah, cuz that's my fart and stink up the room You guys should all be able to or you should at least be giving a warning which was door. Yeah, yeah That one checks out mm-hmm. Let's get Brandon to fart on today, and then somebody called door knob and let's whale Yeah, give him a bloody nose Kids don't even call like shotgun anymore. Well. Yeah, they want the back. Yeah the back seat and masturbate to porn on their smartphone. Yeah No, bitch in two seconds they can pull up porn had to call no bitch no bitch Yeah, no one wants you know Nick loves me. I
Starting point is 00:12:17 Should never you calls middle seat. I said bitch never uber Did you call me because I don't I know I would be the guy that would be like I don't want to sit in the front seat with the driver I always sit in the front I oh no yeah I always want I always ask can I send the front no no no no even if I'm with like a big group I'd rather just be able to just sit in the front seat and just be like yeah just kind of be on my own for a little bit of the drive. Get a little break for everyone. They always end up talking to somebody on the phone
Starting point is 00:12:48 without any earpieces in or any phone to their ear. And a real, real quiet response. Like two minutes in, they'll just start having a whispered conversation. Yeah. And about what? How are you talking? That's true.
Starting point is 00:13:02 How the fuck are you talking to somebody? Yeah. Same with people at gas stations. they're on the phone 12 hours a day They're on FaceTime with their fans Minzy and Middle Easterns on the phone constantly Oh man Minzy would make a great gas station clerk cause of that Always on the phone Where's Brandon now?
Starting point is 00:13:24 He had to do the run down. Yeah. Oh Those are his farting pants all right. Oh, yeah Oh That's as good as it gets ball hits and guys puking It's a perfect combo a perfect combo Brandon good evening everybody could afford escape those pants Nope try Yeah, those pink linens, maybe You know you don't look bad. That's the problem. I know it's their salmon colored and just wearing what I wear on Wednesdays Just chillin
Starting point is 00:14:15 How long you had those are those the ones you wore on the day? We were too afraid to correct. Oh, yeah No, I I bought these for something whenever we were doing we thought it was gonna be fashion show summer. We thought we were gonna be doing every week Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I bought these and I just never got around to wearing them kind of looks like you're going to Easter mass I'm not going to Easter mass. Yeah, like in Key West. Mm-hmm Feel good. Good You look real good. Thank you. I feel good. It's nice to see everybody. Is this your first pant stand?
Starting point is 00:14:47 I kind of want to just say what we did this morning, Brandon. I'll fucking say it. You guys collabed on something? Yeah. Brandon was on advisors. Whoa! No way, dude! First time.
Starting point is 00:14:55 How'd you do? He was awesome. First time. First time. Oh, hell yeah. Wait, what was the catch? Did you all, did you piss on him or something? No, they didn't.
Starting point is 00:15:03 There was no catch? No catch? That's fucking awesome. Yeah, I lost wait. What was the catch? Did you all did you piss on him or something? Oh, they didn't there was no catch Brandon you got to wait for the post production there there what your yeah, they didn't do it to me in in the show You're rep no he was tarnished somehow Jerry last night. I have people saw Jerry after dark Sure, yeah, thank you to the tightest me and Jerry and Rick were you know you got it you see 13 hours We were you helped you helped with one or two of them, right? Yeah Jerry was I did it after Brandon was I Brandon I came in this morning brand was here earlier than me
Starting point is 00:15:33 Jerry was sleeping on the basketball court with an air mattress next to him. He rolled off. He no no no He was on the bare-ass court Yeah, just sleeping on the wood with a perfectly fine air mattress right beside that. That's what I saw when I walked in. Then he went FDR mode. That's what I saw. Like Tom Hanks in Cast Away when he first gets back. Yeah, he was kind of like that with a pillow under him and a blanket on him. I went over to talk to him and all he was mumbling was Titus, where's Titus? And I was like, Jerry, I think we have to tell Titus that you know him He can't just like assume like you probably should contact him
Starting point is 00:16:10 So I called Mark and he came in also before you got here Titus Jerry was in FDR mode. I went up to be like alright. I'll shoot a couple and Jerry just goes Dan just hit 11 I'm gonna try but anyway anyway, Jerry was Yeah, this was great. This is three in the morning. Titus, please save us. So Jerry was was cooked. So I texted Brandon at like midnight last night. Were you sleeping one night? I had fallen asleep and I woke up for because I set my alarm to watch the third period of the Blackhawks. And then I woke up and saw it. He
Starting point is 00:16:44 said yes. And but I the first person I thought of was like, why hasn't Brandon been on Advises? He's perfect for it. Five years, yeah. Wow. Great. He was great. He was great. I'm very excited. Yeah, he was great.
Starting point is 00:16:56 He was great. How'd you do, Brandon? Were you good? I did, I felt good. It was different. Oh, it's very different. Yeah, Weather Girl has some hard shoes to fill. Yeah. Oh, were you Weather Girl? Yeah, I did good. It was different. Oh, it's very different. Yeah, Weather Girl, some hard shoes to fill. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Oh, were you Weather Girl? Yeah, I did. I did well. I think I put the stickers exactly where they go. Did you do like a historic hurricane segment? I didn't. But we are facing one, aren't we? Yeah, sure are.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Yeah. Yeah, that's- Lieutenant Dan's off the boat. But you're following five more people that are trying to ride it out? Wait, he got off? He's off the boat. Why? So last night, there's a video, the water came up over the cement and so did his boat,
Starting point is 00:17:36 so he was like already in the city in his boat. And there's these dudes that keep checking on him and he like popped out of the boat and they're like, buddy. They like, there was like a hole. It was. Yeah. that keep checking on him and he like popped out of the boat and they're like buddy they like there was like a hole yeah and we're checking in on lieutenant Dan There he is! There's our guy! Look at him! How we doing?
Starting point is 00:18:06 Give the people an update! Yeah, this morning they got him off. That sucks. Did he at least get a chick? I hope so. I think that might have been what they lured him. Did you guys see the cams they have set up? The has cams? I don't know if you can find a live stream.
Starting point is 00:18:22 A weatherman started crying talking about the hurricane. That's when you know, it's bad. Yeah What are the live camp like of just the area? Yeah They like set them up. I kind of I want to say has cam calm I think it's already fucked up bad there and it's it's not there yet, right? I don't know Yeah, the calm before the storm isn't even calm. No, no, there was like a there was like a baby hurricane That was yeah, you was fullback leading it. It was I saw it.
Starting point is 00:18:50 OK, yeah. There's always someone on the seawall of these live camps just getting blasted by waves. So the video link might be down because the has can might have been destroyed. Holy shit. Damn. When's it?
Starting point is 00:19:09 So Kate said she found some of these rich people that have built like a cement house or a you know, a big bunker house and finish roll and they're going to write it out and they're bragging about it. And I wonder if I think he's kind of rooting for him to die. I'm following five people that have very high odds of dying, and I keep trying... Something's wrong with me. I keep obsessively checking it. Chad is saying that Lieutenant Dan video is from the last hurricane.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Oh, is he still on the boat? No way! He's gonna die. Oh, so he's done this before. Yeah, but Helene wasn't anywhere near this one. Wait, so that's not the hurricane, though. The hurricane's... That's the eye down on the bottom left.
Starting point is 00:19:48 No. Right? Yeah. I think that's the pre-hurricane. No, that's the eye, isn't it? That looks like a big something. But that doesn't look... I don't think that's the hurricane. That doesn't look... I don't know. Maybe I don't know much about hurricanes.
Starting point is 00:20:01 But, yeah, that doesn't look like... What's that car doing driving in a loop? I Was like the Truman show like there should be more red Right. Yeah, it's quite severe It is like the Truman show Mm-hmm, but there's a lady five minutes a car comes by in the exact same spot Her and her husband have a waterfront home like direct hit zone for this and the water they have three stories the water flooded up to the second floor during Helene when they weren't a direct hit and them and their two kids were in their 20s and they're like they're all staying because they built
Starting point is 00:20:33 they're like this house is hurricane proof we know it and she's like I don't know I'm kind of water getting in or do they like shutter the windows like what during Helene they lost everything on like the first, like their vehicles and like electronics and all this stuff and then, but this one, like she swears they're rich enough to get through it. She will not apologize for it, yeah. But I can't, Caroline Calloway.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Caroline Calloway is in the- Who is that? By the way. She keeps coming up in every, yeah. She's a- I know. An uh. Um. Did you get into like a tweet beef with her, Kyle?
Starting point is 00:21:04 Who is that? She's a perpetually nude scammer influencer from New York City who now lives in Sarasota. She had this like super aesthetic Instagram. From who? From Tampa? You're gonna call from Tampa? Dana Pierce.
Starting point is 00:21:18 It's Dana. What if it's Lieutenant Dan? Something afoot? Oh yeah. Lieutenant Dan something a fight oh yeah interest he's not wait he's not he's not fucking around but he's never taken a call during the action never seen this where's his ass very confident it's in there really it was a random call from Tampa. Were they screaming? Do they need help? What a coincidence.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Wait, so Caroline Calloway, can you explain her to me again? She's naked? She went to Cambridge. Why is she naked? That's a side thing. She had this super aesthetic Instagram page that amassed over 300,000 followers in the early days of Instagram and this got her a book deal and the book deal was for a ton of money She got the money in advance never wrote the book spent the money on pills
Starting point is 00:22:16 Okay, and then to make up for that money because she was in debt. She held like the fire fest of women's that money because she was in debt. She held like the fire fest of women's events where it was like a thousand dollars a ticket for all these cool Instagram girls to come blah blah blah and then it was like nothing burger. It was like a fire fest and then and now she like writes for Vogue or something like that. Like she ended up failing upwards. She's doing pretty well but she had trauma from the last time she tried to leave a hurricane or something. So she's staying on her first floor apartment on the waterfront in Tampa Bay. Sounds smart. And I'm following her on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:22:49 She's trying to go viral. I think, yes. I think that's what's going on. I'm sure, like, you can still leave right now if you want, correct? I don't, it's like, I don't know how you'd get gas. My prediction for her, she's in like a high rise, is even though she's on the first floor,
Starting point is 00:23:02 I think she's gonna like ride it out in a stairwell and keep checking in and like getting a ton of likes Yeah, yes, she's not that's fake narcissists feared death more than anyone Wow What is this video TJ probably a green screen behind her? I'll be damned. Yeah, that seems, it looks, it doesn't even seem windy. I also saw some dude had just bought like a Lambo and he had a little bit of a problem with the wind. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
Starting point is 00:23:30 I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
Starting point is 00:23:38 I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if Yeah, it seems, it doesn't even seem windy. I also saw some dude had just bought like a Lambo.
Starting point is 00:23:50 And he was like, got a storm prep. And he covered his Lambo. He like drove over it on big plastic sheet. And then like wrapped it up in plastic. Oh, that's good. And it's like, dude, you could just use a Lambo and drive. Drive. Cause like right now the Lambo like yeah might stay dry, but it also could just float away Yeah, you get either in a hurry with a lamb. Oh, I have a take about this. Oh, oh wow okay, so
Starting point is 00:24:16 Having this arrived like a pretty bad Take us about survive the take is about the Saran Wrap. So I did, if we were going to stay in that house in Jersey, my plan would be if it rained, to like Saran Wrap the entryway to the garage and the driveway basically, so there's no holes because basically what happens is like the water any small hole the water will come in so I got in like through the siding and like through the like little cracks or whatever and
Starting point is 00:24:53 then it rises but if you can seal that does it get in I don't know but at least like that would be better because like some people put like sandbags up and stuff like that and that works to a degree but when the water you know it's gonna find little crevices to get through yeah But if you can surrender out the openings is that a legitimate? It could be a hopper so first of all brave of you to talk about this as a survivor But it could be but the thing about this storm is is a category four or five hurricane for this It would not work the wind might blow the house down on top of the car anyway absolutely I'm talking about like a more minor like you know you might get a foot of water in the
Starting point is 00:25:30 house or something like that is is that am I crazy for thinking that's like an actual solution so ramping the whole house no like the the bottom entry raise entry wares where there could be crevices no I think that's crazy yeah we should probably flood your house again just to find out. Because it will, it also, like, if you have a basement, it's gonna come in through the ground. Yes, in some, yes. Are you saying use Saran Wrap
Starting point is 00:25:58 to keep the water out of your house? Yes. Also the chance for that. Water's gonna knock buildings down. I thought you meant like to decrease damage. I'm not talking about this hurricane. Right, but floodwaters are getting to where they wanna go. Saran Wrap's not keeping them out of any dwelling.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Yeah, wanna just push the Saran Wrap away? If you can like pin it down or tape it down to like the best of your ability. It's going through that as... Why don't we build the whole house out of Saran Wrap? Yeah, why aren't houses made of Saran Wrap? You can penetrate Saran Wrap with like a... Yeah, the change of a small hole not forming in your Saran Wrap is very slim. Yeah, I don't think Saran Wrap would work for this 156 mile an hour winds.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Again, not for Saran Wrap. I saw this one, this guy ratcheted all his trees down. He whated? He ratcheted? He took... Oh, that's just not gonna work either. No! He ratcheted all his trees down. Hey, what did you ratchet it? He took? Oh, that's just not gonna work either. Oh, you've ratcheted every single tree. He just wasted his time. Yep. That's so many ratchets You got to respect it. I that's gonna be spectacular to watch when those trees fall. Mm-hmm or they don't Maybe they won't hope everyone's safe. Yes, I'm Brando. I hit him up today. He's in the area Yeah, who else is down there Hulk Hogan?
Starting point is 00:27:09 dogs Yeah, that's just Jacksonville. Yeah, dig vital He's worried. See you last night white good. Fuck. What do I sweat? And just like I'm scared shit the idea of dig right now being scared. No that you don't want to hear that Yeah, I don't know what that sounds like Tiger oh, I'll be scared of a hurricane Oh, baby, this is not awesome in here. It is not awesome. We got to get out of Tampa, baby Yeah, that's what it would be like
Starting point is 00:27:53 Yeah, I push into there right now no no you did it when he got his cancer yeah You know that was way worse than this the bar is so low that that one is is nothing Are you feeling shame right now For that Yeah. Oh, okay. Good. I was yeah, we will have I was worried there for a second We I feel like I can just announce this at this point. We will have a shirt live at some point probably tomorrow with, with trying to raise money for, the money's gonna go to Hurricane Relief
Starting point is 00:28:30 and food banks in Tampa. I think he's feeling shame. Yeah, he's feeling bad. I think he just felt shame. I don't think I've ever seen him do that. Shame and guilt. That was something that was in the works like yesterday. No.
Starting point is 00:28:43 He doesn't. Again, I think it's shame I think this is how shame is manifested through Steven he doesn't know how to filter it properly right you guys asked me to do a dicky V impression about the hurricane would you want me to do he says tones changing quickly recently his tone goes dark quickly are the are the box okay? They flew out on Tuesday Is there any what about damage to Raymond James Don't know I mean we'll see what it is. It's pretty far inland though, right?
Starting point is 00:29:18 Couple miles at least yes, yes Yeah, the trot might be in trouble you guys see the Rizzo last night. Oh my god. Yeah No, oh, yeah, he's fucking these Nick side them. They're so back next year. Yeah, so fucking bad. He looks weird without a hat They signed them Go Rizler. Oh, he's so tiny compared to everyone else. Just the picture of him walking out on the court. He's so, he's just got it. He's got it.
Starting point is 00:29:56 That jersey needs to be in the NBA store. This is incredible. It's so funny. Oh, Cougine was there. They had all the heavy hitters. This is incredible. It's so funny. Oh Cougine was there They had all the hitters took a picture with the Rizler. Sheen big justice big justice Not doing school no not even homes No, he's doing online videos and baseball how tall is the Rizler remember this little brother was like up to his How tall is the Rizler remember? Brother was like up to his knee yeah, the Rizler family is tiny
Starting point is 00:30:38 Fucking love it. I can't grasp his size his proportions are transcendent You find what they got to introduce look at him without a hat you know like yeah, you're right What is wait is he very short for his age? I don't know his age. Yeah, I don't know his age either 16 agree He's in second grade Jay so that eight nine that's eight that's a small eight-year-old. I think yeah He's one foot tall This is gonna get memed into oblivion if the Knicks do not have a good season oh Even if they do have a good season so much the Rizler She's the best.
Starting point is 00:31:22 She's the best. What do you are they going to get a reality show or look at him checking in more. Hug. He's a problem on the court roller coaster of how I feel about these people. No, I am. I have right now. I've never been higher. Yeah, I've never been here.
Starting point is 00:31:44 So you're back on. I'm way up right now. I've never been higher. Yeah, I've never been Way up right now. I've always been a Rizzo 1a that that's never changed I know is that Vinnie from Jersey Shore in the battle behind yeah, I Know in like a month. I'm gonna look back and be like I can't believe I was into that yeah I'm fucking stupid, but right now you remember when we just watched videos of like seven-year-olds yeah For a while talk talk yeah, but that's kind of like you had to be there Like it's like beetle mania. Yeah like the Rizzo You don't really understand Elvis it seems crazy that the girls were faint
Starting point is 00:32:21 understand Elvis. It seems crazy that the girls were fainting. Look at his size. The people that came around. But now I kind of get it. Now I get it, yeah. What? People will talk about it 20 years from now. Who's on the actual court?
Starting point is 00:32:32 Are those real NBA players? No, it's a celeb game. There's some older ones. No, it's legends. No, they're old. Legends. That's Alan Houston at the free throw line. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Is that a Maurice Stoudemire? That's New York Knicks legend Alan Houston trying to shoot a free throw. And I'm the Rizzler behind him. I'm pretty sure Big justice in the wrist oh they're making move Yeah, Beatlemania same thing And they're not expanding their playbook, which is the best part. No, they run the hits.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Well, no, they did a rap video last week. Well, that was the same, they remixed their song. Go Riz! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I got goosebumps.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Is that Charles Oakley? How many clothes are there? In the game? He's in the game. Oh In the game he's in the game Wait what are she good? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Sports are uh, they're having a moment as they say. They're just memes now. Yeah, they're just all memes. Those are the most expensive shoes of the 90s. Basketball shoes. Really?
Starting point is 00:34:30 They were then or they are now? They were then, I probably don't know. For kids? They're small. No, good morning. Good morning, Riz. Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna scroll past that. Where does he go from here?
Starting point is 00:34:43 Cause like, the more he grows, the worse his career outlook. Yeah, growing up's gonna suck. He has such a skewed perception on how feedback works. Yeah, what if he's maybe like Andy Milonakis? That would be for the best. Is that what you're rooting for? Andy Milonakis was the fucking, no, I'm not rooting for it. Andy Milonakis was the best though.
Starting point is 00:35:01 That was such a, his show. Unbelievable how that made it to TV. I know. That that yeah, that was like holy shit that in Napoleon Dynamite It was like wow that's your favorite movie. I Mean, I loved it as a 12 year old I Bet you'd like it more now. I think it's I think it would hold up. I definitely absolutely It would hold up. I definitely absolutely
Starting point is 00:35:32 Learning that any milonakis was like 34. Yeah mind-devastating. Yeah, I think that was my first fun fact That was the funnest yeah So what means like 50 now? Oh my god? Yeah, I have a birthday share birthday with them That'd be best case scenario for Rizler if you just looked right the same Yeah, as far as his career prospects go that's the best case scenario. He was gonna be a travesty for him. What's his real name? You know, I don't want to know no I do Wait, that's us. Wait, who's the it might be the Rizler. No, I don't want to know either. I won't tell you don't do it What's the worst it could be? I have an idea what it would be. The worst it can be? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Sean? No, something new age like Colton. He has a celebrity name. He needs to be like Tony. His name needs to be Tony Soprano. Like Colton. Yeah. He has a celebrity name?
Starting point is 00:36:17 Little Tony Soprano. Yeah, it's like a celebrity name. Is it Italian sounding? It's not Italian, like really at all. Paul? Irish? No. What is the first letter? It's not Italian, like really at all. Paul? Irish? No.
Starting point is 00:36:28 What is the first letter? C. Chris. Oh, Christopher! No, it's Christian. Okay, that's okay. I can handle that. Are you seeing the same thing I'm seeing? That's the very basic.
Starting point is 00:36:44 When you see that name, what do you think right now? What does that person's what is that? It's very Christian Even the last name is yeah Jesus A biblical cuckold. Oh, yeah, that's a fake name. Oh Christian Joseph. That's fake name Well, that might be his first name Christian he might be CJ which also that work at work at work CJ works CJ I Like that he might he'll be CJ when he like it's like 14. Yeah aka the Rizzo What's up guys? I'm CJ
Starting point is 00:37:21 Yeah, I don't know what he does. Oh, he's gonna work here. So yeah He's had a good job labor he does oh he's gonna work here so yeah he's had a good job labor laws allowed it he already work here like the average mean kid would have expired by now though he's had a good trajectory it's been like what less than a year yeah still most of them are like three months who's the longest-running like child internet star the kid that opens up toys he's an adult now Ryan Ryan he's on track to be a teenage billionaire. What?
Starting point is 00:37:48 He's on like household. Who is this? Ryan Toy Reviews. He's household for children. For children. He's like the main toy brand at Target now. He just opens up toys? Everything at Target is like a big egg and it's Ryan's surprise egg or something and
Starting point is 00:38:02 you just buy it for your kids and that's all they want. What an incredible gig. What about, we're talking about him growing up, but what about when him and, what about when big justice gets tired of his shit, and they have the inevitable civil war? Yeah, well hopefully that'll be on Monday Night Raw. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:16 Cause that's what's coming. That's box office. Yeah, it is. Put that in the theaters. There's Jake and Logan Paul's prodigies. Yeah. Hey, how, wait, how was the Vince McMahon documentary? I haven't seen it. Why? Bad. I've heard
Starting point is 00:38:27 it wasn't good. Stephen, you don't want to you're you're my heroes him up to the pedestal to be shattered. No, I just heard that if you are a diehard wrestling fan, it is a rehash of rehash. Like it's it's just you know everything. There's nothing new and there's nothing explosive in it. So why watch it? It's just like catching people up on who Vince McMahon is and just basically just it's a documentary on the last 40 years of the WWE And I don't need that right, Stephen
Starting point is 00:38:53 Yeah, it was it's for people that haven't watched wrestling before like I would watch one Dark side of the ring that'll probably come on like a year about this as opposed to this that it'd be much better Don't you think you should do a review for it on the rest? Um, probably. I'm not trying to tell you what to do. Yeah. I'm just, uh, you know, and it's show launching season. So I'm trying to launch a few more before I get back to wrestling.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Oh, what do you got? Huh? Oh, I don't have anything right now. I'm just, you know, do you have a new show in the works? Mostly trivia. I like, I like you get show launching season. Yeah. Why was I on that? Yeah, I don't know He just decided to turn it into I was on YouTube last night to on my TV to watch Jerry after dark And it was just a thumbnail of me and Brandon saying mostly trivia. Is that your sporkle videos? I don't know
Starting point is 00:39:40 Yeah, it's just our tick tock Content I recommend it for everybody. It's all yeah Great. I love watching these everybody. Yeah, what the hell? I love watching these at home. They're so fucking good. Well, they're kind of too long for tick-tock, that 20-minute one. Yeah. Even though we put it on there.
Starting point is 00:39:54 We got to do another one soon. What's going on in there? He's eating fireballs. He's been eating fireballs every day. Who? Yeah, he's on a kick. Sorry, yeah, I've been eating fireballs every day. Who? Yeah, he's on a kick. Sorry, yeah, I've been eating fireballs. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:10 The fireball crinkle. Thanks for the apology, I guess. Did you can the one where I helped you? What'd you help me with? Kato from Marshall. Oh, no, it's in the can. We have a backlog of light. In the can means you got rid of it. Oh, it's in the it's in the can. Oh it's uh we have we have a backlog. The can means you got rid of it. Oh it's in the it's in the holster. Okay. I like helping you. We have about 40 on deck so or maybe less than that. Me and
Starting point is 00:40:35 Kyle are gonna try to do a challenge where you go random sporkle and you have to get four perfect in a row. That'd be really fucking tough. Yeah cuz the I mean do it now the variety of wait What is it you can go random quiz on Sporkle you have to get four perfect quizzes. That's impossible Oh, I love that we get to go for do the whole quiz. Yeah. Oh wow I'm trying this with you alone Yeah, it's it's a new random geography. I can do that, but that would random quiz. This is just like look Oh, yeah, very specific Christmas. Yeah, but the would random quiz. This is just like look. Oh, we're already out The next one you can just instantly hit random. Yeah, you should go to one state name Oh, we can maybe we can do this. Now. This is gonna be boring and hard island in the English Channel
Starting point is 00:41:16 Nothing, that's Jersey, New Jersey Okay All right Queen Henrietta Maria wife of England's King Charles the first Queen Maryland Oh Hate there we go Dakota sue for sky-tinted water or cloudy water referring to a river of the same name Sue would be if it's not the Iowa, yeah No Aska what do we already lose
Starting point is 00:41:46 no I know you're a lot of gas up traffic Minnesota does into the water or nice soda Cherokee village name called tenassi and corresponding river oh my god Kate Kate ice Queen Elizabeth in the same Say this to the mic, Kate. The Virgin of Queen. To credit. Virginia. Yeah. Sue for South Wind People and River of the Same Name. South. Iowa. Iowa. Yeah. Is that area? South Dakota? Is it South Dakota? Yeah. Well, what's another?
Starting point is 00:42:26 Montana Nebraska Montana. What's the river part though? Where were the sue? Rivers in the middle right Colorado Yeah, I guess you to start spamming state names. We have a map right behind us Missouri Wisconsin no Feel like we've cheated yeah yeah we have connected go random random random quiz again this one sucked are they all 50 no letter swap oh these are fun you name the word foreign by swapping the position of quiet or quite right perfect booger nice drags vampire Booger. Nice. Draggs. Vampire. Nice. Sex it.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Sex it. That's when you finish with sex. Exist. Oh, nice. Slab. Blast. No, I thought... Closest.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Plyer. Refused. Nice. Framie. No. No. No. No.
Starting point is 00:43:22 No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Closest. Plyar. Refused. Nice. Frame. That's right. Framer.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Vamper. Vamper. Leader. Nice. I'm so bad at words. Seduced. Relayed. Layered.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Snooped. Oh, that's what it says. That's the word is. Spooned. Oh. It's run out of gas. You had those first two. That's right.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Marital. Marital. Luster. Brandon. Nice, Brandon. Awning. Lacked. Lacked lack Leaded
Starting point is 00:44:17 Beetled Belated there it is belated there it is it is option yep tune it oh retired rebate rebate oh my god nuclear oh yeah I severe Oh Reserve reserve Altitude latitude my god relive only one t lat it relive sifted oh my god nice that's great bodies no bo Wait really? Oh. Gateway? Mmhmm. Brawlis? Brawlis. Brawlis. Oh.
Starting point is 00:45:36 Nice. Brawlis and Kira. All the fame shit. Uh. Nice. Hall of Fame shit. Nice. Yeah. We got it. Three minutes. Three minutes. We can fucking do it.
Starting point is 00:45:53 We can do it. Rectify. Creee. Certify. Oh! Certify, pedophile. Yearned. Year end?
Starting point is 00:46:02 Year... Yearned. And... Denture? Denture. Oh my god. year end year end and Densher denture. Oh my god Felt good though Denser nursed nurse There's two ease NURSED! NURSED! No! How is it not NURSED? There's two E's.
Starting point is 00:46:30 D-E-N-O-R-U? And? And DURES? Oh, and DURES. Wow. Probably a boring show, but I loved it. I fucking loved it. We're here now, so
Starting point is 00:46:46 That's one Fine, 5J things, okay 50? Why is it a 50? It's gonna be easy cause it's only 4 minutes Can't get any wrong in this one Oh my god Oh shit Jubilant
Starting point is 00:47:02 Jolly Jolly, that right bottom right full one jubilant you live Jolly Joyful right next to Jubilant Are we got two more? jovial and Jersey City
Starting point is 00:47:23 Chugs I don't see any... Wait. Oh my god. A lot of these aren't words. Is Jezebel? She's having a good time. It's gotta be... What's Java?
Starting point is 00:47:40 Island? Jokund? That could be Jokund. could be Joe DJ do it wait All right, I will judges. Yep judges Joe but John not oh this gets easier Jude Is Jude one wait? Joshua Josh, I don't know if you do Yeah, gotta be dude is one dude
Starting point is 00:48:03 So is John or is that not not J. no it's a chat. Oh Joel right Joel No, no, no was in the whale, but there's no the book of Joel. Why does that sound Joel Joel's right? Oh, is job not on there J. Ob Is there a book of Jonah no, I don't know so Jeharam I think it is gotta be Jonah. You're gonna do Jonah? Wait, wait, wait. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:48:29 He was with the whale. But he might have had a book. There's John too next to Jolly. That's J-O-H-N, right? How many more do we need? One. One. Yo-ha? I don't see it.
Starting point is 00:48:41 We gotta go though. Let's go Jonah. Yeah, we got Tom. Woo! All right, Fruits and Berries. Jackfruit. Jackfruit, nevermind. Jack gotta go though. Let's go Jonah. Yeah, we got time Jackfruit jackfruit nevermind Juniper yep Well shit, we just did a fruit episode Java
Starting point is 00:48:59 Fruit these are what are these words? Who's eating these? We're gonna have to guess is it Jojo, ba Jo Jo. Yeah yeah, yeah You can also right between by Joffrey to left of jolly You can go next if we're not confident. Ah You just gotta hit it twice Characters in a song what oh, oh, that's a game of Thrones game of so Joffrey. Next to Jojo ba fucking John John John John snow Jamie top, right? Yeah Above Joel your more Mormon right J. Oh, that's Jora though, isn't it? Oh
Starting point is 00:49:40 Could be a nickname. We're not gonna make it once. I don't know. We gotta take some stabs or Rowan, I'll just give up your Okay, nice go next music instruments jug nice journey through Europe we're not you know what we're not gonna get it I've jazz go to go the jode per Joe Joe Joe next go next we got just it's just us is Juliet Jacksonville Jersey City Jersey City Jorupa Valley Indian cities that's true All right, let's take a break from this we'll come back
Starting point is 00:50:24 Damn it. Yeah. PFL, by the way, MMA event of the year, Battle of the Giants coming up fast, lineal heavyweight world champions. Francis Nganu makes a return to the cage versus Renan Ferreira. Henin Ferreira, sorry. Women's MMA GOAT Chris Cyborg takes on 2023 PFL champ Larissa Pacheco.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Johnny Eblen goes toe to toe with Fabian Edwards with the Bellator middleweight title on the line. Don't miss the Battle of Giants on Saturday, October 19th, 4 PM Eastern on ESPN Plus, Pay Per View and Dazon Pay Per View. Check it out. Yeah, we'll go back to it. Let's take a break. We'll go back to it. Alright, one day I want to come back and do the yak then find something else to riff on we can go we got to earn we got to earn that yeah yeah it's not
Starting point is 00:51:14 great for the viewers what is the food we've done a lot of not great I mean remember we played Oregon Trail what's the food meal that you eat the most of the what meal food meal chicken what's the food meal that you eat the most of the what meal food meal chicken? What's the food meal? We're talking an entire meal. We're talking food meals now that that changes things if we're talking those other meals I have my answer. I had my answer quick food slash meal chicken I Eat a shit ton of raviolis more than normal. I eat a lot of meatballs How often is that a kid thing? Every week. Boyardee? Yeah, you do eat a lot of meat.
Starting point is 00:51:50 That's a single food item. If you had a 2-3 course meal, what is the one you have? I'm sorry Kyle, but bacon is a meal. My wife makes me bacon in the morning. Every morning? Do you have dipping sauces? She's actually stopped now that I get here at 5 in the morning. Yeah, I was going to say, don't you leave too early? Yeah, I she no longer has to cook.
Starting point is 00:52:05 What do you do for breakfast? I go to the breakfast spot. Up right here? That's expensive. What do you get? I get three scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese and two strips of bacon. Nice. Do you get two? Huh? You only get two? Yeah. Every now and then three? It's three every day. Yeah. I don't know why I said two. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:26 I just had to lie a little bit. What would your last meal be? Fried catfish with green bean casserole, fried okra, macaroni and cheese, with gooey orange cheese on top. You're ready. Have you done a crime? Cornbread and double helping a banana pudding.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Jesus, that sounds great. I'm not going to object. There's a gentleman on death row in Oklahoma who keeps having his execution cancelled. Like it's an intramural practice. So he gets ready, he wakes up ready to die. It's been nine times. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:52:59 In that process. That's worse than death. That's gotten married twice in the process. Yeah, it's called mock execution. It's a form of torture Holy shit, and is it like day of I? Think it's like very close But now it's like the Attorney General in Oklahoma stepping in and they're trying to take it to the Supreme Court to get him off
Starting point is 00:53:16 The hook entirely does he go? Does he get happy when they stretch it out like yeah? No, the activists have got involved and they think this is bad for him so they won't actually just kill him yeah that's worse that's worse than actually dying is thinking you're about to die but is it is is now is going to die thinking you're about to die and then having being canceled is that the greatest cancellation of plans it's gotta be up there has to be does he still get the meal. Oh that no he's had a bunch of meals Do you think when I cancel the plans I do it like nonchalantly like the text yeah, hey man something came up
Starting point is 00:53:50 Yeah, like like the secretary at the jail calls like hey, we're gonna have to reschedule you or my child is the fourth work Yeah, all right yeah, or just a real flaky executioner. I said yes to this execution, but God I hope they cancel I said nine years ago not thinking the Mets are in the playoffs, and I really want to watch the boys the gambling cave So we're gonna have to push this. I don't want to go to that Man that's crazy. Yeah, I'm Richard Glossop Richard Glossop what it sounds like a guy who did it what yeah Doesn't it the strength of the case like relied entirely on the testimony of a meth addict oh Who claimed like this guy murder for hired murder for hire? Who'd he kill he had the meth head kill somebody oh?
Starting point is 00:54:45 Hmm Murder for hire. Who'd he kill? He had the meth head kill somebody. Oh. Hmm. What state? Oklahoma, you said? What of his last meal's been? Seems like Oklahoma's just itching to kill folks. Yeah, are they? Surprised they're moving off.
Starting point is 00:54:57 Yeah, is that, are they still, Oklahoma, Texas? Yeah. Those are the big ones? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Texas will do it in a heartbeat. Yeah. Huh. All right, well. All right, pull Mm-hmm. Yeah. Texas will do it in a heartbeat. Yeah. Huh. All right.
Starting point is 00:55:08 All right, pull up the sparkle. Yep. That was a good yak, right? Yeah, that's good. You crushed that. Couple jokes. Richard Glossop. Fyodor Dostoyevsky.
Starting point is 00:55:21 What? He was the Russian dickhead who had it happen to him severely. He had the blindfold over him and everything then he wrote about it. The book being? The Idiot. Oh, is that what it is? What else did he write?
Starting point is 00:55:33 A lot. Okay. Crime and Punishment? Yeah. Dostoyevsky? Yeah. The Mad Russian. That was what he's called?
Starting point is 00:55:43 I think it's implied if you're Russian right yeah What's his name the guy that killed like a hundred times They like tried to wizard yeah, they tried to wizard like Rapunzel no When they kept failing yeah, yeah, it's a folktale. No. It's real. What's I'll be talking about Oh this guy wrong wizard guy. They like shot him. They tried to drown him He just kept on fucking come on. I am it tip of my tongue It's it's like it's it's like beetle juice. Yeah, don't say like one of those one word things Don't make no more fucking sense Rasputin Rasputin Yes, they try to kill him a bunch with you wizard dude Rasputin they fucking tried to kill this guy so many times
Starting point is 00:56:29 And I hope that I'm right about that yeah, you are Yeah See the crazy what manner were they failing? assassination service an anti-sum I Stabbed him in the stomach and he didn't die. Sorry there was I stabbed him in the stomach and he didn't die? Yeah. Wait, that was when he actually died. Can you just Google like, Rasputin survival?
Starting point is 00:56:54 It's got to be like a trait. Can we look at the back of Rasputin's card? Yeah. It's got to be what year he led the league in surviving. His ten obi queries. All right, knife attack in 1914, gun. Oh, yeah. What year he led the league and his surviving his ten obi Where he's attacking 1914 gunshot wounds drowning Yeah, he just kept on coming back. Wait. He was he was starting to throw after being shot. Yeah Yeah, I was because he ate a lot of garlic Yeah, he was thought to be like a wizard wasn't he? Yeah part of it that he was thought to be
Starting point is 00:57:21 And he just kept on they shot him and drowned him and he was just like no he survived because he ate a bunch of sugar Brandon what they've been and he was an alcoholic right is that what it said so he survived Russian yeah implied who is the arms dealer oh he's back what's his name I don't know they're trying yeah I guess he's back's back went right back to but then okay, so controversial take Brittany got grinder went back to the W He went back to her life he can't go back to his I Agree, yeah, he might have had a better year than her. Yeah. Yeah, she didn't have a good year at all Like it would be weird if he was like, yeah, I'm done with that
Starting point is 00:58:04 Fair trade. Yeah expect him to retire The fact that was merchant of death And what's Brittany Griner's nickname mmm the big problem I don't feel comfortable saying it I don't fucking know. I don't feel comfortable saying it Does she have a nickname I G I know she's called a lot of things. Yeah, I don't know Mercury got bounced in the first round too. Oh shit really? Yeah, there brachymeter. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:58:46 We got the what? The liberty in the links? Yeah. Yep. Chef B. That's definitely not her nickname. Papa B? That's believable. Zah, you wanna speak up? No, I'm gonna sit this one up. Is that a hear me out Zah? believable Shaw you want to speak up?
Starting point is 00:59:12 Is that a hear me out saw be honest be honest no less of that I Stand that couple Okay, it's work. Oh, yeah four in a row that was yeah, we just for is yeah Why we do for it's at a party is he oh, okay? All right? Let's do three three perfect center out. Okay So 8186 is Celtics you guys take it away and like yeah, yeah Oh easy heat spurs or no, no Bulls. That was easy. Heat. Spurs. No, not heat.
Starting point is 00:59:47 Oh, yeah, heat. Spurs. Warriors. Yep, warriors. That's it. Good work, boys. All right, good one. That was easy.
Starting point is 00:59:55 God, this feels like I'm out. Oh, here we go. I'm out on her. Okay. Nick and I. That's Dr. Bunsen, honeydew. That's the bold man. Floyd Pepper. Let's skip Floyd pepper now. I'm done
Starting point is 01:00:08 Ralph is the big dog so scroll down him Fawzi is the bear right there beaker Down down one right here. Yeah, Janice. That's Janice John Waldorf is the old man always either old man on the top left or top right? Yeah, sweetest chef her bottom right Kermit come on now Rizzo's the rat Five left yeah with the milk yeah, Sam Eagle is him looks like Brandon Camilla Is that is that the shrimp or is that?
Starting point is 01:00:48 Okay, keep your skip Camilla wasn't Camilla the chicken miss piggy. That's obvious And I'm the drummer Sweetums is the big guy with all the big beard guy. Yeah Pepe that is the shrimp guy. Yeah Dr. T That is the shrimp guy. Yeah Dr. T Right there Statler, that's another one left
Starting point is 01:01:16 Guy For Statler Waldorf wouldn't be but are they split? next That's scoot scooter. That's bottom left. Yeah, right. No. Yeah Floyd Pepper is in the band right there. Yeah Let's get Camilla the chicken good call Kate. Mm-hmm. All right down to this and Waldo voice. What are we feeling? I Feel like one is more angry Statler is on the steller seems more angry, right? Which one of those guys on the left in a photo Yeah, are they statler and wall wall door for Waldorf and stout statler and Waldorf?
Starting point is 01:01:48 I just outler would be on the left, but are they split differently to deceive? I don't think they are look I think the leg is to his right and his left the thing in the middle Yeah, oh my god. I hate to do this can we vote I say we give give it to one of us to choose oh we can pause it pause it pause it yep spin the wheel back spin the wheel one time oh this is so here so fucking this is so Oh, no. So much pressure. It's almost whoever it is is going to be wrong. Let's accept that now. You have to live with that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:32 You Waldorf when you're supposed to. Whoever it is is off the. God damn it. Brandon, I mean, Big Cat. I see him again. You're the leader. You are the leader. Fearless even. Roar. Oh my god, this is such a big moment.
Starting point is 01:02:56 Taking all the context clues. Alright, I'm just going gut. You have a minute 40. I'm going gut. I think Statler's the dude on the right Like a quick Waldorf yes What's gene yes clutch gene oh shit what a ride oh
Starting point is 01:03:21 Wow, I took a lot of balls. That's all yeah I was I just had to go my my gut had to go with my gut Were you guys thinking the same? No, I was I think they have flipped the picture Yeah, I think Statler sounds like an angrier name. He just looked like a Statler to me. That was awesome. All right Pick the sense in these seconds 30 seconds All right, let this Brandon you let the cinephile yeah We'll help will help you Talking over all right quick guy
Starting point is 01:04:02 See you see me I Don't know what's good next it's gonna taste sweet smell smell touch touch Here here this is easy Perfect center row Wow Wow all right. Look how you bring us home here bring us home be same This is all of us It's all of us. We're fine We have six Mackenzie and Neil Hamilton. No, no, no, no, no, that is um Yeah, I don't know all right skip
Starting point is 01:04:36 Jack, Logan Matthew Perry, that's uh He hmm, oh no, okay next it's fine. I think it's Felix hunger. No go go go Julie new Marner. I'm out of this fuck Let's keep going We're wait. We're gonna start knocking them out. Yeah, go oh That's uh that's uh Roseanne. That's a Becky Becky Becky Conner Becky Conner Thomas Linden and Tony Randall Oh dangle I
Starting point is 01:05:11 Skip oh fuck. I don't know any of these I Don't know what that is these are I just know when Harrison Ford that's gonna be chin Oh, wait Maureen McCormick is who that is Marsha Brady. Yeah, I think you're right Jack Lord and Alex O'Loughlin. No clue. Nothing. I know a couple of them on there if we can just get to them. John Lee Min- that's Sherlock Holmes? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:32 Sherlock Holmes. Bottom right. Dean Cain, that's Superman, right? That's Clark Kent. Clark Kent, yeah. Raymond Burr and Monty. That's Perry Mason? That's Perry Mason.
Starting point is 01:05:42 You're going to do that? OK. That's- and Viv, Vivianian Banks bottom. There you go. Okay Tim Daly, this is wings. I think What is wings about flying Okay airport. Let's go next. Let's go next Jack Webb and Ed O'Neill at O'Neillill? Jack Webb was Sergeant Joe Friday, wasn't he?
Starting point is 01:06:06 Well then we have to go with that. Hold on. Okay. Blair Underwood and Raymond... Wait. Wait a minute. Raymond Burr was in Two Things? Blair is a man?
Starting point is 01:06:14 Yeah. He's a black guy. Young black guy. Who would be a young black guy? Steve McGarrett? I don't know. Darren Stevens? No, it's not Darren Stevens.
Starting point is 01:06:23 That's Darren Stevens. Two dicks to two dicks To that's gotta be a chin ho Kelly cam phong and Daniel day Kim. I hope we're wrong That's a Harriet Winslow nice That's James Gordon, right? No, don't click it yet But isn't that isn't Ben McKenzie and some like what who's James Gordon? You get a Batman James. That's Batman bullshit. I don't know. I was hoping someone would back me
Starting point is 01:06:50 up. Let's let's go. I thought Ben McKenzie was in some Batman that cold one Matthew Perry. I think Catwoman. No. Okay. What was Matthew Perry and Felix hunger? Who's Felix hunger? Felix hunger and Oxford Madison were the were the the odd couple I like no no It was not the odd couple was the odd couple the other one is next next Okay, that's Catwoman that's Catwoman and
Starting point is 01:07:18 That's the other it's either Oscar Madison or feel all right wait till the end, okay? That is Dario. That's Dario Naharis. That's Dario Naharis, right? Yeah, okay. Jack Lord. Jack Lord sounds important. Hmm. Who's Robert Iron? Dr. Richard Kimball was a fugitive, but wouldn't Harrison Ford have been in there? That's what I said. What the hell? I don't know what Commander Steve McGarrett is. Okay. We got to start guessing start guessing. My God, we got plenty of time. Tim Daly and David Jansen. Oh my God. I don't know any of these people left.
Starting point is 01:07:50 Those other two names sounded very British. Is there a British sounding? I would lean commit. Blair Underwood, who's Raymond Burr? I think this is Robert Ironside. All right, do it Brandon. We have to guess. We have to start making guesses.
Starting point is 01:08:04 Ben McKenzie, you liked. I think that's James Gordon yeah go with it yes all right now this is one of Oscar Madison or Felix Unger I know that but I don't know which one that's the other that's the other one now this is either Rick Kimball or commander Steve McGarrick and I think Tim Daly is commander Steve McGarrick so let's go let's go dr. Richard Kimball or Commander Steve McGarrett? And I think Tim Daly is Commander Steve McGarrett. All right, so let's go Dr. Richard Kimball for this, right? Oh! Nick, you idiot.
Starting point is 01:08:34 Wow. Give up. Show us. Do they show it? I blew it. Yeah, they show it. Fucking blew it. Oh my god. Jack Lord, now it's Loughlin. Felix Unger is Thomas Lennon and Tony Randall and this one is...
Starting point is 01:08:50 Oh my god. Hey, good work guys. We got three in a row. Until next time. But we gotta get four. That's the rule of the game. Until next time which is... Right now. Alright here we go. I could All right. Here we go. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 01:09:06 Oh, I could do well. I could do. I got some Chelsea. That's Cardiff. Cardiff is they go. Oh, go to the next. That one's going to be tough. Cardiff City is going to go be tough. Chelsea, we know. Yep. Club Rouge is second, second row, second from left. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:29 Next. Next one. Cluj, where's Cluj? Meet me at the Cluj. Sounds like I'm tempted to top left. Yeah, hit that. Nice. Palace, bottom, bottom, bottom, hit that. Nice. Palace bottom, bottom, bottom, that one. Bottom middle. Palace Charlton, bottom left.
Starting point is 01:09:50 That's cool. That's a good logo. Yeah. You want to be fans? Yeah. What are we? Charlton Athletic. We're Charlton Athletic. Where are they? I don't know. Charles is the Copenhagen. The fourth one. That's where I'll go next. the fourth one that's where I'll go next
Starting point is 01:10:11 go next football league there's a couple easy ones we just got a right there shamrock oh that's oh that's got to be the left yeah that's got to be it the car is called the valley Celtic that's Coventry City. I think there's a dog here. Yeah. Celtic Vigo might be. Celtic Vigo wears yellow, so it might be one of the ones with the yellow ones. The Addicts, the Valiants, and the Red Robins. Yeah, well.
Starting point is 01:10:35 Go next. We'll come back to it. I'm about to spend several dollars on merch. That one must be the second one, right? The second from Kull, that that yeah, yeah He's a tough go again Copenhagen's bottom right start with an easy one keep it random till we get these you want yeah That's what you have to do. That's a strategy. I'm sorry like that's to know that's 150 to all of them next that's ends in oil Mine, can you pick the letters to make a scrabble except a four letter word ending in oil without triggering a mind?
Starting point is 01:11:07 Yeah, we ought to be able to do that. Yeah. Wait a minute. What? I don't get it. So B would be boil. Oil. Toil.
Starting point is 01:11:13 Soil. C. Oil. Foil. F. No, not coil. Why? Yes.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Of course. Foil. All right. T. Toil. C is toil. S is soil. How many left? Alright. Uh. What?
Starting point is 01:11:28 Royal is a word isn't it? Royal? I think it might be. Pick the letters and make a scrabble. We have 18 seconds. Yeah, go with the R. Okay. Probably. Poyle? Poyle maybe? D oil maybe D D fuck was it
Starting point is 01:11:51 huh buddy it's fine too many no yeah we could get this right Right? Uh, not... Oh, no. It's Famicon. Famicon? That many? If am I? So, you know, okay. What was before that? I don't know. Forget it. NES, yeah, we're not gonna get all of them.
Starting point is 01:12:12 Yeah, it's done. Oh, TJ. He's just doing his thing. He might as well. TJ, go! TJ? Switch. Game Boy?
Starting point is 01:12:20 Go, TJ, go. Game Boy Pocket? Game Boy Advance? Game Boy Color? Weight? 64? Game Boy SP? 60 and boy or Gameboy DS Gameboy DS light yeah, but if you don't know the 77 yeah, we don't we're never a tar showing off Is it tar is anyone? Yes, oh the 64
Starting point is 01:12:40 We are not going to get the first one it does yeah, we're wasting time better. Yeah, this is all this is all showing off Color TV game fuck that You did know a lot TJ. Yeah, that's cool We were so okay, this one was really it 25 what it's gonna be oh God One one all right go go the top first. Iverson. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:06 Go Russell. Russell. Walton, 1-1, didn't he? Yep, 77. Walton. I'm sitting out. Pettit, 1-1. Mellow didn't.
Starting point is 01:13:15 Parkley, 1-1. Yep. Derrick Rose. Derrick, 1-1. 1-2, I think. I don't think 2-1. I don't think 2-1 did.. I don't think D-Wade did. OK.
Starting point is 01:13:27 We'll have to come back to some. I'm sure Mike and Dan. Indeed. Mike and Had to. Kareem. Unless they didn't give the word Durant. Durant. Durant.
Starting point is 01:13:36 Garnet. D-Garnet? Yeah. 2004, I believe. OK. I think he's right. Yeah. I think you're right.
Starting point is 01:13:42 LeBron, Magic, both. Kobe, Larry. LeBron, Magic, both. Kobe, Larry. LeBron, Magic. A whole row except for Joe. Oscar. Ewing did not. Ewing did not. Shaq did.
Starting point is 01:13:55 Steph did. Nash, Dunk. Nash. Dunkin. Yeah. McGrady did not. All right. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:14:02 No! Why did you hit that? What was that? How did he hit? We said McGrady did not. Yeah Who'd he hit he said we said my great he did not say him a great he did not does tell him Yeah, that's not on him. No that is Yeah, I think we can you think we get TV lyric by the story of Our whole universe was a hot okay wait maybe not. Arrested development. Yeah. Um Barney. Our whole universe was a hot. Six rock five something rock from the sun. Third rock from the sun. But it starts with B. Oh Big Bang Theory. Big Bang Theory. Make your way in the world. Cheers. Cheers. Another world of. A different strokes. No, no II which II
Starting point is 01:14:46 Took it We're gonna turn it. That's the story about Fresh Prince. Yeah No, no, we got E. No. Oh, sorry. We're gonna turn it on. Everyone loves Raymond. Oh No, I don't know Everybody everybody But that might not be right anyway ER ER
Starting point is 01:15:12 Ernie and Bert let's get uh That's just sit right back. You'll hear a tale isn't that Entourage hmm Oh just sit right back and you'll hear a tale of a boat. Elegant's Island. Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. Hanson. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 01:15:42 I know you, we're fucked. Yeah, we're fucked. All right, we're fucked. All right, that's all right's all right. We're so fine. Let's yak for a minute Yeah, yeah, we got a we got a lick our backs here. We'll come back. We were so close What can you do and what can you do except be smarter? Yeah, but I don't know if that's an option. I think we will for perfect randoms in a row. It's never been done Quick break I don't know if that's an option. I think we will. Four perfect randoms in a row. It's never been done. You need to take a break. Oh, my. Take a quick break. Yak.
Starting point is 01:16:09 I need a hobby again. Yeah, you do. I need to get out and do things. Birdwatching. Oh, you were doing the fucking. The poles. They were doing the lesbian dance thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:18 I am doing that. I'm doing that. I'm ready for that. But I need building a tiny ship in a bottle, or I need a thing. Kickboxing. Do you want to get out, or do you want to build a ship in a bottle or like I need a thing kickboxing Do you want to get out or do you want to build a ship in a bottle? Yeah, those are two different that's true. I'm just something bird watching. I do that a little bit already, okay? Ceramics pottery get a dog stamp collecting
Starting point is 01:16:39 Body build a dog is a dog covers up so much horn soup We're making soup. Making soup? Making porn. Oh, you should brew, like, beer and shit. Beer? Make me. I feel like that's kind of flown the,
Starting point is 01:16:54 none of you, you're a Pokemon guy. Oh, what about, OK. Fishing guy. Here's an idea. What if you just, what if you just started, like, making cookies every day? Oh, every single day. Oh, tinker with cookie recipes. You brought them in. Find your own recipes. Just bring them in here. Have a recipe. Oh, every single day. Oh, yeah. Oh, take her with cookie recipes.
Starting point is 01:17:05 Brought them in. Find your own recipes. Bring them in here. Have a recipe. Wait a minute. Yeah, that would be cool. Like every fucking day. Every day.
Starting point is 01:17:12 Every day. And then when you don't, we get mad at you. I feel like having deja vu. There's another woman that was here. Come on, Kim. Kim. Kim. Kim.
Starting point is 01:17:19 That's right. Hey, say what you want. She made some good ass cookies. Great cookies. Great cookies. Great cookies. She's bringing in cocktails too, right? Now she's got a fuhgman. She made some good ass cookies. Great cookies. Great cookies. Great cookies. She's bringing in cocktails too, right? Now she's got a fugman.
Starting point is 01:17:28 She's got a little fugman. You want to steal someone from TikTok's idea? Yeah. Like the sandwich wheel or the type of bread. Oh yeah, do you see that guy that makes his salads that way? No. Spin four wheels for four different ingredients, then you have to make the sandwich and try it.
Starting point is 01:17:41 Oh, I like that. Who was the fella that made the sandwiches that we loved and then we found out died? Do we have a sandwich fella? Oh, he just recently. The guy, he makes me calm down. Oh, the British guy. Whenever I have a long day at work.
Starting point is 01:17:52 Wait, what? There's this Irish guy that makes the perfect sandwich. His voice is so soothing. And I watch it when, and he died recently. He wasn't on A Fella Friday, he was just a guy we watched on the internet. Just a guy. Hobbies are overrated.
Starting point is 01:18:05 Okay. And expensive. Calligraphy, Kate. We watched a guy Copies are overrated Okay and expensive Calligraphy Kate. Oh that could be a good one for you Calligraphy school everybody writes But that would make you seem that much cooler right if you had a yeah I know just to expand my yakking something I can do where I have something to talk about imagine the respect You would get if you had an awesome signature.
Starting point is 01:18:27 Shit. That looked like old timey. There's a guy on my... Okay, like big swooping strokes of a... Quilting. He'll make people's signature. Why don't you quilt? I'm jealous of people with good ones.
Starting point is 01:18:35 I tried to learn calligraphy one time, or they tried to teach it to us in school with those pins. Yeah, calligraphy time. I was just a glob of mess. Yeah. I took it in high school. Did you do it? I passed. I think I took it in high school. Did you do it? Passed.
Starting point is 01:18:45 I think I took calligraphy at one point. I saw there was like a, I went to a coffee shop on Saturday and there was five women, kind of all like in their 20s, just quilting. Quilting's like take it off on. Yeah. They were just sitting around a table quilting together. It's gone retro.
Starting point is 01:19:03 It's weird. And they were just taking up a table to do a stupid quilt gone retro it's weird and they were just taking up a table to do a stupid quilt understand that Vandy's up right now quilts aren't even a good blanket no they're not no they're not comfortable whatsoever Afghans though don't want to trigger you can you know yeah you got a pile a lot of a mine you know Come on, Yana. Warm up. What other hobbies are there?
Starting point is 01:19:28 Bull riding. I want you to make something so you can bring it in and show us. It'd be cool if you became an adrenaline junkie. Just like started doing crazy tricks. Hormonica. I have one. Someone here got me one, I feel like. Have you ever seen the ads for 911 when you're watching sports? No. That show, it's FX's or whoever's new number one. I feel like have you ever seen the ads for nine one one when you're watching sports
Starting point is 01:19:45 No show it's a FX is or whoever is new number one There was a harmonica stuck in a woman's mouth And they were trying to talk to her and she was just making a harmonica noises, and it's not a humorous show It's meant to put it in her mouth harmonica got stuck. What's fake? It's or is all 9-1-1 because there was like the the killer bees episode and then there's a the she made it say Oh, what a beekeeping Nato? I saw. It's a show. It's 9-1-1. Because there was like the killer bees episode and then there's the ship that sank. Oh, what about beekeeping? Bee-nado, I saw that. There's a huge thing of bees like a block from my house.
Starting point is 01:20:12 And the lady, she just puts on the hat but goes like in a t-shirt and she's like digging into the fucking thing. It's crazy. She doesn't care. That'd be badass. Yeah, this. yep that'd be bad yeah this is that the woman who took her vitals yes Marcy I'm Tommy and we're gonna take a good look at you all right how'd she get it in there? You wanna take a good look?
Starting point is 01:20:37 What are we doing? She says it hurts like hell yeah I can see why that's in there pretty good. She doesn't understand how she could get it in but not out. Well, that's urgent care 101. It's a lot easier to shove something in than it is to pull it out. The tissue like the Jaguars kids. Yeah. Why? That's not a comedy. No, no. I think there's a coming. Yeah, they did a be NATO episode. Yeah, they did do be NATO episode. Yeah, they did do be needed up be they don't
Starting point is 01:21:17 The ads during football were like be NATO is coming like a three-part Retrusion is a storm cloud Good because I forgot to charge my phone Oh man, I would love to write for a movie like that Right up my alley Kate write a script. Okay. Yeah, right Fig I just need something to expand my brain again. I feel like you know you get in a rut and you're like In a rut is my last name backwards verbatim How long you been in a rut Kate? Five years Rudd is my last name backwards. Herb Adam. How long you been a rookie? Oh, five years. Six years. How long you been seeing the beating?
Starting point is 01:21:51 Five year. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What's the beef up to? What's his next? What's his next thing? What does he do? I don't know what he does. Yeah, while you're doing your hobby, send him in, let him talk to us. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:03 You want to join a Barstool Chess Club? No,'m not I don't have the brains me and Blutman and Che Are you really doing it have you really been Open yeah, you can be in yeah, not good, but I know how to play It would be cool if there was like a weekly mini tournament and then the winner always gets their face on the like a Yeah, the problem is with chess like One person is just gonna be the best and then they just win it every week. I bet chaise annoying to play chaise good Oh, yeah, is he good? I don't know. So you go to chess. I'm chaise pretty decent compared to the real world
Starting point is 01:22:40 Like Grand Masters are you good at chair to the regular people? I'm better than most people in this office. Yes. I just don't know why you didn't answer. That's all. Yeah. He could have just answered. So you're going to chest. We have a chessboard here. No, I moved mine and I can't find it. I'm looking for it. I have two at home. I lost your chessboard. Hey chair You got a really good one How did you lose your chessboard? moving oh The flood it's somewhere. I'll find it I Suck at chess, but I also if Unless I'm a grandmaster. I'll think I said you be just just feels like golf to me where it's like
Starting point is 01:23:20 I'll never there'll never be a time. I could be a scratch chess player. I'd still be like I fucking suck Who'd you meet the other day Randy Moss Larry Fitzgerald? Okay? Oh? I beat the Larry Fitzgerald. That was a big day Yeah, he's decent. He put me in hell dude. He had me in hell My pawn structure was a fucking joke, and he knew it he could he could sniff that out immediately He controlled the center off the gate you had your you had your Knights on the rim Yeah, I was fucking I was in hell, but I got him. I did get him. I don't know isn't that right Danny I don't know how congrats mark. Thanks, man. It means a lot
Starting point is 01:23:57 Start us start some sort of club Kate. Oh Yeah, start a club club I Need something people talk about new moms are like flamingos you lose your pink Start a club. Start a club. I need something. People talk about new moms are like flamingos. You lose your pink. I got to get my pink back. What? Oh, bro, I don't think that's what they're meaning.
Starting point is 01:24:13 Oh. OK, sorry. That's definitely not what they mean. OK. Did you hear about Kate's pink? Gone. No idea where it went. New moms lose their pink? Finding classic. about Kate's pink. Gone. You moms lose their pink? Finding kids.
Starting point is 01:24:29 What? I mean, it's a thing. Yeah, Flamingo's milk is red, I believe. It looks like blood. And they, yeah, mom, it's true. They feed, they're feeding the babies all the food. So they're, they're turning pink and they're losing their pink.
Starting point is 01:24:43 And then like, when she starts to get back in the groove of Flamingo, mom gets her pink back. Wait, let's just do a series. pink and then like when she starts to get back in the groove of flamingo Mom gets her pink wait. Let's just do a series cake We gotta find And all of us plan a day for you Find my pink My god find Kate's pink fucking rediscovering Kate's The battle for Kate's pink have you seen Kate's pink beef what's in your mouth?
Starting point is 01:25:20 Spit it out we have to plug with the hold his nose You spit it out. We have to hold his nose. Ha ha ha. Beav. Beav. It's pink. Give it back. And right now.
Starting point is 01:25:30 Mmm. Mmm. You gotta take out a treat and dangle until he drops the pink by accident. Yeah, I haven't seen it. Beav, it's in your pocket now. There, grab the pink. Grab the pink. You don't have it.
Starting point is 01:25:42 Why are you holding it anymore? Look. Other hand, Beav. Why are you holding it anymore? Look. Other hand, Beav. Throwing it down a sewer grate. What did you? Uh, uh. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:54 Sporkle. Yep. Good work, boy. We earned this. 15 seconds. Oh, fuck. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. It's just the first letter.
Starting point is 01:26:03 First letter of every country in Asia. Kyle, this is the second for everyone. Hold on, hold on. every country I mean how could you do 49 I think it means the first letter you get 15 seconds to get the first one right no even though oh I see oh just all the first letters just I just type in all right now you got it no it's cleaning the first letter of the Asian is it an order you know what okay? Okay, just type in A, B, C, D, E, F, G, E, F Uh, huh? Oh yeah, okay. No, there's no D. Oh!
Starting point is 01:26:32 Alright, new quiz. That was bad, I don't like that one. That was a terrible one. Billion dollar animated movies. It's all recent. I wouldn't know by year though. Inside Out 2 maybe me Toy Story 3? No, 20 Moana
Starting point is 01:26:49 I'll frozen to that had to be a big one. Oh Moana's not there cocoa Damn migration done no migration wasn't billion that'll be the maybe the meaning so I Don't know. No, migration was not. I don't know. Oh, Despicable Me. Was Avatar one?
Starting point is 01:27:11 Was that animated? Yeah, I guess kind of. All right, we're out. Yeah, we're done. We had the perfect run of three. No, we're going to get it. I blew it. We're going to get it.
Starting point is 01:27:23 Super Mario. The Lion King wasn't animated in 2019, it the the they called it live action. I guess that is animation Brandon, okay. We're good. We're good. You got it. I got you mad What back bad emotion? Yep? five Park down bottom left. Rock, that big rock.
Starting point is 01:27:49 The West Wing, that wing. That's my fucking... Medicine, the medicine. Sex and the City. Boy Mates World. Grace Under Fire. Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Walker, Texas Ranger.
Starting point is 01:28:04 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Yes, yeah dark winged duck Pinky in the brain Zena warrior princess Picket fences that was close NYPD blue there we go and the X-Files. Oh, yeah, we go Brandon. Oh Brandon down one perfect. We need to go Brando Go Brian one down one perfect way to go Brando Fuck really turns a carry we should all be able to do this. We only have a minute. We could do it I believe it go left or right yes or no villains are villains Jafar are scar is he there Captain Hook top right?
Starting point is 01:28:42 Gaston is he a villain yes, yes movies movies Cruella de Vil movies movies movies movies movies Beauty and the Beast Beauty and the Beast Viking Lion King Beauty and the Beast the line to Fantasia Movies frozen far right Aladdin next to frozen hold on animals with go on a bumper bumper bumper bumper Pride rock I'd rock top left top left Tiana top top row Simba
Starting point is 01:29:16 Villains Locations This is impossible do it everland hundred acre wood Agrabah Agrabah Agrabah top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top Beautiful we can do this one this one's easy. Yeah, let's do this one. Yeah, oh one minute though Asia South America go Kyle Europe Oceania Africa Oceania we're, that's... Africa. Oceania?
Starting point is 01:30:08 North America. Europe. South America. Asia. We need a few Asias in a row. Oceania. Africa. North America. ones Asia yes yes North America oh fuck oh no
Starting point is 01:30:33 Africa Asia Oceania I don't I don't want to be a TJ tried to go rogue the business for himself went into business for himself on Georgia TJ All accepted wholeheartedly I read one here. Hemiah days Wait Everyone be kid trite rock city mm-hmm dead man. Don't wear glad Club club care here Double jeopardy Juice club care here the bull Jeopardy juice thanks brando real Susan wow blue why is he going why is he going rogue thunder why is he going rogue? Why is he going rogue thunder? Why is he going?
Starting point is 01:31:47 What's happening TJ's glitcher? More like TJ glitches disappearing Titus Poets oh, man, it's all for not no Donna yeah, it's all for not anyway Eugene There's an antique store down the street dial M for modern Taylor really looks cute as a button wife Thing That's okay,. Tell me something Brandon.
Starting point is 01:32:27 You do the pro fighters league already? I did. All right. Well the body armor is the yak gauntlet segment. Are we doing one? Yeah let's do it. Well then is there a high noon for me? Yeah do high noon. We'll do the gauntlet. Yeah high noon. It's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized long games because high noon And zone pack is here includes limited edition fan faves pear and cranberry along with black cherry and grapefruit The high noon end zone pack is a fall exclusive which means it's here for a good time Not a long time visit high noon spirits calm before your next tailgate pack near you. It's delicious refreshing all the good flavors Show is show is
Starting point is 01:33:06 cranberry sneaky good all the good flavors. Show is. Show is. Cranberry. Sneaky good. Perfect for a fall, I would say. Thanksgiving, cranberry juice with 7-Up, and a big punch bowl. How about drinking for your hobby?
Starting point is 01:33:22 Oh my god. You like to drink. Would you ever start smoking cigs again? I think about it. I like secondhand smoking. Yeah. I like wafting it. I like being around it. Walking behind somebody.
Starting point is 01:33:31 If you're a beef quit. I didn't know the beef was a smoker as well. Big time. If you walk outside and somebody's smoking a cigarette, do you like to stand there and secondhand smoke it, or do you ask, hey, let me get a little? No, I'll just kind of wally. If someone's smoking and walking down the street,
Starting point is 01:33:44 I'll kind of loosely follow them that's just you loosely following it's just you following yeah yeah they hear a whistling sound they're like what is that so we're doing a gauntlet apparently yeah because of body armor look at bloodman look at him so you guys have a live show and he it would be his nightmare to go do that line yep he's not going but he's saying there's too much ball to watch yep wait you guys are going to that area that has the best ball watching that you can do it we're doing supreme ball watching yeah Saturday in Texas in Dallas sold out at the Cosm any special segments that
Starting point is 01:34:24 you're doing oh no I haven't really sat down to plan it out yet. So we got the Barstool College show at 1230 I'm a little worried the heat is concerning. Oh It's supposed to be 95 degrees. Oh, it's Wow. You should have another fat off so you can take your shirt off I'll have my shirt off Danny. Okay, you will have have my the fat off might be a new segment for the show just challenge somebody in the audience to come have a fat off with me. Be fatter than you yeah. I don't think I could barbecue there where we are. There won't be? I hope there is. There's gotta be. Yeah I hope like Terry. What did you do Shay? You don't perv. Knocked over the entire place. What's the essence of Dallas you touched down in Dallas? What do you
Starting point is 01:35:06 feel? What is their thing? Um I don't know. I think you go straight to barbecue. I think you go straight to Terry Black's barbecue. The downtown scene was like a little dead to me. I agree. There's nothing going on downtown. Everybody lives out in the really nice suburbs with the really nice houses. Yeah. Nobody's downtown. That's a really SMU was like one of like the rich like it's known for really rich kids I think so but that's from everywhere also a super spread out area yeah everything is like forever away
Starting point is 01:35:40 there's some cool little pockets though there had a bar down there that me and Pat went to out and about Pat and they had you it's called Yahoo's but it was alcoholic you who drinks oh the vomit let me tell you I like that I had stomach rot more than two I had about seven oh hey and it was we were there for the Red River rivalry yeah and the next day they had to empty out the box of T-shirts so I could puke into it in the back of the, yeah. It was tough. That was a- That can't be a good puke. Chocolate milk with vodka?
Starting point is 01:36:14 And I would never wanna ruin chocolate milk for myself. With Pat? They had to let me sleep on the back of the Barstool bus before the show started and the bus driver was letting stoolies come on the bus and I was like part of the tour and he's like and there's Parstool Kate I was almost lose my job territory. Here I am. It was a long time ago. Yeah, when I was brand new and I didn't. You just started. I just started. Still had your pink.
Starting point is 01:36:41 Brandon, where are you going? We were just going Saturday morning. You're gonna go to use bookstore. I won't have time you're gonna go to where JFK was shot I won't have time for that either Love to it's pretty cool. The use of bookstores what I was talking about. Oh, you check out the fair at all You were there the shows at the fair. Yeah, you know Bounce around and try some fried butter I'd love to but again I'm worried about the heat the heat's gonna be a problem you how hot is it gonna be 95 oh you eat but do can you
Starting point is 01:37:15 eat in mass no I'm not a I'm not particularly fast or heavy eater, but then how do you do it is it constant just yeah? It's a steady stream. Okay never turns. It's never in giant quantities or in quick. It's just Ever ever never goes more than an hour without a meal Yeah, when you start getting hungry I Don't I don't know I I do my breakfast at 730 now. I get hungry at about 1030, so three hours. I've been skipping lunch. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:37:52 That's crazy. It's a big move. I'm not a breakfast guy. I'd eat a big breakfast and a big dinner, skip lunch. Keeps me locked in all day. I wasn't until I started getting active again. It slows you down. I mean, eating a big breakfast, big lunch, and big dinner,
Starting point is 01:38:04 it seems almost too difficult. Well, no, I don't until I started getting it slows you down. I mean, eating a big breakfast, big lunch and big dinner, it seems almost too difficult. Well, no, I don't eat. I eat. Well, I guess big breakfast is wrong. Does you get it? Two bowls of cereal. How does that be? Well, that's no, he's over here now. Hmm. But I'm very hungry all day. I think you need to step in with Blutman and have him take a
Starting point is 01:38:25 weekend off ball I see him every Sunday he looks like he'd death when unnecessary roughness goes live after the shocking I I scrolled the Twitter timeline and just oh yeah so much you know he just much ball airing its screens the whole day. SpongeBob meme. Yeah. Real life. Yeah. The he might lose his eyes. But he's been taking Mondays off a thing, which is no screen Mondays, which has helped him refresh. Yeah, he's been looking spry. Tuesday, Blutman is a sight to behold.
Starting point is 01:39:00 It's a beautiful thing. But he knows like he knows a lot of things about like receivers and like the Mountain West. He knows every player in the country. Ever. Yeah, he knows every for something he knows. Hey, Blutman. Starting running back San Jose State. Dude, I don't know. Oh, yeah, I do. His name is Oh, dude, I don't know. Oh, yeah, I do.
Starting point is 01:39:23 His name's Chalk, Floyd Chalk. Floyd Chalk. Holy shit. It's fun. You do that all day. Does he know a receiver for Southern Utah? Hey, Blutman, who's that receiver for Southern Utah? No.
Starting point is 01:39:41 OK, sorry. No. You know I like the Utah Tech receivers. I transfer to the National Stadium. Sorry, sorry. No. You know I like the top tech receivers. I transfer to the next stage. Sorry, my bad. That was on me. There's Floyd Chalk the fourth. Oh, it was Floyd Chalk the fourth.
Starting point is 01:39:55 OK. Who's running the gauntlet? We don't know. Did you read the ad? No. Read it. I don't know why you're hollering. The Yacht Gauntlet is brought to you by Body Armor Sport Water,
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Starting point is 01:40:30 your local 7-eleven and get your body armor sport water today I think without the body armor sport water this this office would the body armor sport water this this office would cease to exist oh yeah we'd be dead it keeps us going so we're doing a gauntlet. Do you want to see if there's anybody in this building that hasn't done it? Instead of just us? I'd like that.
Starting point is 01:40:55 Who hasn't done it? Well, let me just go see who's upstairs. Danny? Poke my head. I've done it. Have you? Yeah. Oh, you fell down.
Starting point is 01:41:02 That's right. I think that happened. Old habits. Yeah, you fell down, that's right. I think that happened in the old habits. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you fell down. That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, that's why my— Chae, you're right. That's why my score was so low.
Starting point is 01:41:12 Sick fucking snag. Yeah, we need to get some cucumbers over Blutman's eyes. Yeah, he needs it. He should be wearing the tanning goggles every time he goes outside. Kate, have you done it? I have. I did it once. When you didn't have your pink or when you had your pink? Smokes has done it.
Starting point is 01:41:25 I didn't have my pink. What about, Smokes has done it. Has he? Lance girls and I. Wait, has Chief done it? Lance has done it. Chef Donnie done it? Paige?
Starting point is 01:41:51 Has Paige done it? I don't think Paige has done it. No, I don't think she's done it. I bet you she'd like to. I'm wearing her jacket right now. Oh, Mad Dog's always wanted to too. She's trying out for, or Paige's run the marathon on some. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:42:00 Yeah. Oh, maybe I'll go cheer that on. I love a good marathon cheer on. Wonton Don done it? No chance. What? He has? He's the only one.
Starting point is 01:42:14 Maybe he hasn't. Smoke staring into the abyss. What's that group? What's Wonton doing? Should we have Henkel do it? Schmoozing. Henkel's never done it. He's never done it. Who are these people? I it? Schmoozing. Hankl's never done it. He's never done it.
Starting point is 01:42:25 Who are these people? I don't know. That's Wonton Don's group. He's over there schmoozing. Hankl would put it all. Yeah, that's why I wouldn't see it. He put forth a lot of effort. Stephanie, have you done it?
Starting point is 01:42:36 Yo. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She's done Dizzy. I know that. She's done Dizzy. She took off. Wait, Stephanie, have you done the gauntlet?
Starting point is 01:42:42 Yeah, she has. Yeah, she did bad. Hank didn't do it We're saying Hank hole His pug oh, I'd like that get him off the leash go get pug Malsec have you done the gauntlet? Okay There's no way we'll get pug there's just no way to look any of this up. That's the craziest part.
Starting point is 01:43:10 This is Blutman's favorite part of his life. Yeah. I could watch Liam Blutman do anything all day long I think. He's sneakily thin. He's my favorite critter we have. Yeah? He's a critter. He needs like a trombone following him around.
Starting point is 01:43:32 It's also very funny because Blutman and Evo run my fantasy team with those guys. And so like they were sending trade offers to Manny Machado like two hours before their first pitch. Oh, Jesus. And like he was replying. Oh, to the actual person. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:49 What? What? Not here yet. Why were you doing it like this? That was a... Why were you going like this? It's not here. Who's back? It's no good.
Starting point is 01:43:58 The attempt was no good. Shane, Harry... Fuck Harry, okay? We're not letting fucking Harry do it. I'd like to see me Harry fuck. Oh Harry fucking get here. Oh Harry in here has Harry ever done a kill it Brandon I'm tired of Harry's bull. Whoa
Starting point is 01:44:15 What's your piece? I'm like baldens fuck Harry. That's why yeah If you don't hate I'll tell you off camera what okay if you don't fucking understand do you not want him on never done it? I don't want him on I don't want Harry. I want him on I want to sit. I'm not gonna. I'm leaving Brandon you got to get over that no cheer cheer against them. Oh, yeah cheer against them Show us how you cheer a little get in his head Okay, that was good. Yeah, that was silent treatment. Oh, you want me to do it now? Yeah, that was smart silent treatment.
Starting point is 01:44:48 Why are we getting him? Why aren't we doing the gauntlet? Where? How about that dog? Che's just playing around. Yeah. Where's Harry? He's coming. That barking was him. Nothing drives you more insane than Che.
Starting point is 01:45:00 Che's an insane person. There he is. I don't notice Che squinting. When Che does his Navy Seal Oh, don't come in. Oh, sorry be I want you in here. No, you're good Navy Seal motions to us off camera. It drives Speaking in code for no reason just like oh he walks by like the codes and gestures And he does this every day for two hours and he sometimes forgets how to turn the mic on that breaks me every once in a
Starting point is 01:45:23 while Harry what's up? What's going on on guys never done the gauntlet I don't think so no okay formally what's uh you see Brandon he's been actually very really nice to me all morning oh that's who is that sarcasm we haven't talked you're nice to me yesterday yeah it was yesterday we said that we're gonna start today he couldn't remember are you told them about it you told about the show oh friends all right beefs off all right Harry yeah Kate you were here hey what if you had your pink you somebody somebody get
Starting point is 01:46:00 this woman or pink let's put up flyers have you seen Kate's here's my number call me if you have my her pink. Have you seen Kate's pink? Here's my number. Call me if you have my pink. Call me if you've seen Kate's pink and then the phone is just ringing nonstop. Yeah. Kate's pink hotline. Give him Lucas's number. Yeah, I've seen Kate's pink.
Starting point is 01:46:15 Yeah. Harry, get on up. Let's go, Harry. High hopes for Harry. The leaf is off? Yeah, because you told him. He saw the show. Yeah, true. Let's go, Harry. Yeah, because you told them. He saw the show. Yeah, true.
Starting point is 01:46:26 Let's go, Harry. Speaking Harry Pink. Harry, please put that down. That was whack. That was so whack of you. Titus, what's the reason between what's the reason with Brandon's outfit? I have no idea.
Starting point is 01:46:44 I truly have no idea. Bottom think I truly have no idea bottom half was advisors Okay, yeah, he just showed it the first time I saw him. He was looking like that All right Here we go Harry might be good Harry's gonna be yeah, I think put that Harry might be good. Harry's gonna be. Yeah, I think. Oh put that down. Oh Harry what the fuck? I can't believe it He's just fucking line stepping in our face. All right here we go three two one go Harry go
Starting point is 01:47:18 It's a wrap Dead last maybe all time wait still nothing Let's go Harry. Get it in. Yep. Soccer. Oh, he shot a different one. Wow.
Starting point is 01:47:37 Jake sucks now. Oh. Ow. Shit, that hit pal's head. Aye. Quit it Harry. Oh Wait an airy if you in the back of the nary that's a crazy Harry can't shoot Harry Harry Harry Harry ball Harry Harry What oh My god come on Harry oh No fucking damn it he had it
Starting point is 01:48:35 Donate 1080 shell teams with four more Stanley Cup wins black Hawks Canadians Give me a sec no NBA teams use color green as a team color. Mm-hmm. Bucks, Celtics. Three main actors from the movie The Hangover. Where is he? Zach Galifianakis. Ooh, that's a tough one to type. Oh, TJ. States that end in O or E. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:49:01 Oh, God. You can get the NHL teams. You can get the NHL teams. You're a hockey guy. Yeah, anything. Stick with that. You can get the NHL teams. You can get the NHL teams. You're a hockey guy. Yeah, I need to stick with that. Rangers? Stick with that. No, definitely. No. Stick with that. Oh. Oh, maybe. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:49:13 Dine top refrigerator brand. One in forever. U.S. states that end with O-R-E. Oh, there we go. Most obese president US history. No. Michigan man. Gerald Ford.
Starting point is 01:49:31 No. Oh, it wasn't. Green. The fat dude? Fat president? Was it Taft? Yeah. Did he go to Michigan?
Starting point is 01:49:41 I don't know. I don't know basketball. Hangover actors Tests from Ohio Bradley Cooper. Yeah Time right nope Three more. Oh god damn sorry HL teams stick like original six teams Not you you I Boston Bruins Didn't Toronto win a shitload
Starting point is 01:50:05 You can just say just say it it Ronald Maple leaves yes yeah there you go for so much history in hot red red wings there it is perfect that was a really good time until sparkle better at basketball I thought there, so. There we go. All right, Harry. Good job. Let's see where he is. Thank you. Good job, Harry. You were on fire for a second.
Starting point is 01:50:38 What time did I get in at Sporkel at? One minute. If you had gotten that second three. Ten. Twenty. like one something. If you had gotten that second three. I know. 20. Could use a little bit more help from Brandon, but. Yeah, but you guys are beefing. You guys never got along.
Starting point is 01:50:53 He made fun of your moped. What do you say about it? Is that as dumb? Now hold on a second. Hey, now. What do you say about it? All right, thank you, Harry. Thank you, guys. Appreciate it. What do you say about it? All right, thank you Harry. Thank you guys. Appreciate it Harry. Let's we got a few more minutes. Let's try to get this. You want to
Starting point is 01:51:12 do it? Yeah. It's a fun challenge. We can do it. Let's get this done. We got him. Where's Brandon? He's important. Oh, no. No, it's too many. It's a wall of too many. What? T.J., don't go rogue.
Starting point is 01:51:35 He's spicy today. No, I don't understand what that means. That's Tuesday. All right, wait, wait. Kyle can get this. Kyle, you can do this in a minute. O, Q, or Y. All right. You, wait. Kyle can get this. Kyle, you can do this in a minute. O, Q, or Y.
Starting point is 01:51:47 All right, you got this, Kyle. Oman? Can you name the countries bordering Yemen? There it is. Oh. Saudi Arabia. There's another is Oman Oman sounds like it's a guitar. Yeah. Oh, what's the okay? Why oh? Kuwait no
Starting point is 01:52:23 What are they asking Oman trial Mon name the country's bordering country. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Qatar is the country that oh you so what borders so guitar is so our rain. Oh wait starts with a queue. Oh Oh boy, I got it now No, no, no, no, it, it doesn't start with a Q. UAE. Oh yeah. Oh. Shoulda got that.
Starting point is 01:52:51 Yeah. Not great, not great showing from us. We needed Brandon. That was a confusing one. Yeah. But once we figured it out. Movie character slot machine two. All right.
Starting point is 01:53:01 Too many characters. Why? Yeah, it's too many. Way too many. Too many. That's a fourth mix. Basically lot. Yeah, it's too long. Way too many. Too many. No. Too many. That's a fourth mix. Basically, if the... Oh, too long. If the number's over 20...
Starting point is 01:53:10 We can't start with that. ...0 slash, if that number's higher than 20, T.J., keep it moving. Pink Floyd. The first one. All right, 5 for Floyd. Literature. Literature. Guys, we could have done that last one, by the way.
Starting point is 01:53:20 What was it? Yeah, it was a word scramble. It was a word scramble with a letter P. It was a lot. And it was all bands. Oh. Well, the next one would have been 5 for 5. Yeah scramble with the letter P. And it was all bands. Oh. The next one would have been five for five. Yeah, we would have been fucked. 150, no.
Starting point is 01:53:31 Nick? 150, crazy. Yeah. 150's crazy. Next. Nine, OK. OK, all right. All right. OK. US. Right? Oh, okay. All right All right
Starting point is 01:53:47 Okay, oh yes Right. Oh boy, but it's saying we have to guess by how many yeah go to the next go to the next We're not gonna know go to next down to so it's too UK. It's just guessing. Yeah Let's get walk. We're the most most us We're second most god damn're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most.
Starting point is 01:54:09 We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most.
Starting point is 01:54:17 We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. Wisconsin. Why was that the first? Wisconsin.
Starting point is 01:54:26 Minnesota. Michigan. Was Alaska crazy? No. I feel like New York. Ohio. Probably Illinois. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:54:42 Iowa. Virginia. Alabama. Vermont. What about California? Think about where there's people. Alaska. Connecticut. Little St. Louis drivers.
Starting point is 01:54:55 What's happening? A lot of drivers, though. I don't know. Connecticut. Oh, wow. Maryland? Sheesh. Oh, OK, fuck., okay. Fuck North Dakota North Carolina
Starting point is 01:55:11 I think we got to go west from where we were Yeah, Colorado Colorado Colorado good answer Brett. I thought bad answer, but Montana drivers Oregon I mean, Texas obviously Idaho obviously, Texas Do we do Michigan? What's number one? What's around West Virginia? I could be West Virginia, but you don't have a lot of drivers Main Oh Main New Jersey New Hampshire, Kentucky are 29 second Florida duh New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey already did it. Oh, I'm sure just keep the keep the new at the ham Ohio
Starting point is 01:56:00 Kentucky Nebraska Kentucky's a good one. Oh my god. Oh my god. Kansas is a good one. Kansas is right. Missouri. Missouri. Arkansas. Arkansas.
Starting point is 01:56:12 Arkansas. Arkansas. Arkansas. Yes! Yes, TJ! Wow. You're the man, TJ! That's my fleet-fingered homie back there.
Starting point is 01:56:23 Fuck yes, TJ. No. Uh. Yes. Oh yeah, I know this. That's my fleet-fingered homie back there Yes He's as banana as a cactus we just know that's a cactus you oh you Banana Is that a tarantula spider I think I think mmm okay we got it wrong our boys were crushing my god what is that wait I don't know what we're looking at there actually you're a seasick hornet try wasp is that a bees nest like larvae the next one so we can see it more clearly. Gator?
Starting point is 01:57:05 Gator. Next one's crocodile. Yeah. Yeah. I still can't say that damn thing. Maggots. Is that maggots? Yeah, maggots.
Starting point is 01:57:13 Oh, funk. That's in the song. Yunk. Maggot. Maggot's in the song? Yeah. The one next to crocodile is maggot. Nope.
Starting point is 01:57:22 Plural. Termite. Never mind. Termite? Yeah. There we go. You. Termite. Yeah. What is not not
Starting point is 01:57:34 cold cold cold Yeah, sauerkraut. That's in the song I'm pretty sure. Alright, we got two. Somebody clip when Danny said banana and got that clutch. Get the picture. Oh I'm out of it.
Starting point is 01:57:50 Someone's gotta get this. Thor villains. Let's try. Fuck. We got to. We gotta try. Oh god. What? I know who Hela is. But Ally. Ally Grundroth? What the fuck go Melkith?
Starting point is 01:58:07 Let's just see if we can guess it. Do you know these CJ you can help I don't oh my god. Go to the next Oh This is easy every great king had an execution. Oh, that's Maleketh that That's hella Maleketh that's hell ah yeah oh you're out we're out just see what the first next quiz would be one oh no one more not one more run one more run one more run uh you have two words any letters EFT we should be able to do that you pick the correct word space opening me left nice Kate Left over left over Nice Nick left Gary left this
Starting point is 01:58:55 Demonstrating skill and cleverness that is death Deprived of or liking something especially I've never heard that The crosswise threads and all that's I think that's what be well. I think that's what I did the dude is a Okay, yeah, we should be able to do that you said in English words and in LL. Oh w okay all right two minutes I'm gonna get all right Go oh wow I will someone else want to type? No.
Starting point is 01:59:46 No, no, no, we're in this together. Yeah. Okay. You have to do this. If I'm not typing it, it's... You're fine. Okay, every... Allow the spelling of the type.
Starting point is 01:59:54 Every word TJ is going to end in L-L-O-W. Copy, paste, L-L-O-W. No, we're good, we're good. No, no, we can do this, we can do this. It's not that hard. We've got to switch it up now. All right. I think it's going to be too hard.
Starting point is 02:00:02 All right, here we go. All right, let's all... Everybody calm down a lot low Allow allow Bellow follow. Yeah, hollow Mellow swallow Yellow yellow gallow Hello
Starting point is 02:00:32 Good answer day fuck. I think tallow is a word. It is like a beef tallow, right? We're not getting shallow. Oh, yes Isn't callow did somebody say that Below that below swallow fellow that was not a boy one oh um Oh That's too many syllables No, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're out. You so hello with a palo hello B a b a yeah there we go. Oh three more below bi Hello Dallow BA? Yeah, there we go. Three more! Billo? B-I-L-L?
Starting point is 02:01:28 Dallow? Is Zillow an actual word? No. Yellow yellow. God damn it. Palo, fellow, shallow, hollow. Wait, are these in any sort of order? No.
Starting point is 02:01:44 I mean, we tried as friends. Wait, are these in any sort of order? No. I mean, we tried as friends. We all did this together. It's the real wing. Willow? Willow. We got it. We got it. Wellow?
Starting point is 02:01:53 Wellow. It's probably tight as a fallow. Yellow? Fallow? Yellow. Grillo? Swallow? What about fallow? Fall follow follow I didn't know
Starting point is 02:02:08 Guys we're just not All right, nobody's not did what I could but we all need to find our pink we all need our pink now We lost Stop putting quizzes, but yeah, oh no pass what so it gets less more and more Tj. Don't hit don't hit snail shit random one more time No, fuck it. Let's get it Okay, all right No chance we get all
Starting point is 02:02:44 Just keep going. Yeah, fuck the next one, but keep, hit it just to see. Just one more time. TJ, if your finger slips on random quiz, I won't yell, per se. Phil, what the fuck? I can't even, no, we can't do this. This isn't even Sporkle, this is a different game.
Starting point is 02:02:59 TJ, hit random quiz to show people what Sporkle looks like. What a real one would look like. Kyle. Woo! Yeah yeah here we go Those capital being an egg or yeah, I was never gonna be hard, but I got it No, the country begins with that it seems find the capital of a country that begins with a oh Athens, Toronto no, that's no oh Toronto Brussels He's got it.
Starting point is 02:03:27 Oh my god. You gotta go through all of them. Mm hmm. Keep going Ottawa. Oh, there you go. San Tome Domingo. Addis Ababa. Addis Ababa gets me every time. Paris? You guys might know this. Paris? Yeah, Paris.
Starting point is 02:04:01 Uh. Oh, Athens. Paris. Oh, Athens. Yes. Hungary is Bucharest, right? Budapest, yeah. Budapest, Budapest. Jakarta. Tokyo. Tokyo. Bishkek
Starting point is 02:04:51 Bataar. Well, you've never seen this cake. Oh, Muscat. Manila. Doha. Bucharest. Yeah. Romania, right? I've been waiting on that one. Yeah. Port of Spain. No. I've been waiting on that one. Port of Spain, no. Dakar. I think I'll only know one more. I'm out. Port of Spain. Oh my god.
Starting point is 02:05:16 Tash Kent. Is that Caracas? Caracas. Sanaa. That was fun, Brandon. I see what you made. Harar. What a blast. What a blast. What a blast. We got one. I'm gonna do this. That was fun, Brandon. Let's see what you made. Hurrah.
Starting point is 02:05:26 What a blast that was. What a blast. What a blast. All right, we got one. That was our last one. Yeah. Okay. We're gonna be able to do that.
Starting point is 02:05:34 Maybe. We can do this. We don't really have a choice. Annabelle, Beetlejuice, Carrie. Yep. Okay. It's an alphabetical order, right? Two ends.
Starting point is 02:05:42 Beetlejuice? Yeah, it is an upward be quarter huh. Juices carry. What's that the game and see. The as the fuck that's exorcist the exorcist oh the what is the zombie move? Freddy versus Jason the Friday the grudge Shining dawn of the dead happy a day. Yes. Oh my god, okay? Nightmare we're in it. We're in it. That's Brad Pitt, the vampire. Interview with the vampire?
Starting point is 02:06:26 Oh yeah. Interview with the vampire. Wow. Interview with the vampire. So Jay, Jason. Jason versus Freddie. IE. IE.
Starting point is 02:06:40 Oh. Oh. Uh oh. Is that Jason 2000? Sorry. IE. IE. Oh. Uh oh. Is that Jason 2000? That's Freddy, right? That's Freddy, though. What's the clown with a K? That's Killer Clowns from Outer Space with K.
Starting point is 02:06:56 All Ks. I think. Misery. Yes. Poltergeist. Omen yeah there's a you in there oh nevermind there's not the orphan orphan or Omen Omen O-M-E-N who is that Rosemary's baby Q young Frankenstein s that's the what's the one they filmed X-Files shining no no young Frankenstein quarantine is that cute quarantine hey so where that's a werewolf wolf man the thing over right Underworld. Wow. Zombie land.
Starting point is 02:07:46 Oh my god. We got four left. Oh my god. We got three left. Oh my god. We gotta get the Jason. Children of the corn? No. Freddy returns Freddy. Well it'd be Jay, right? Freddy versus Jason. So it has to be Jason.
Starting point is 02:08:02 So put Jason versus Freddy. Yeah, Jason versus Freddy then what is the V? One did that one. Did you try just Jason? Huh? Yeah, maybe just right? But that's Freddy Krueger in that isn't it? Oh Hey, that's Jeepers creeper. Yeah Okay, so what's the actual? The lost boys is that what that is looks like it Is that a horror my god one more one more fucking kid? What is like a?
Starting point is 02:08:37 Vampire because they're in black and white vampire Vampire kids and diaries vampire fucking probably little fucking virgins the Virgin for village of the damned village of the day We do oh Well, we don't know maybe maybe not oh shit can you pick Charles okay, it's a sumpter sumpter Probably That sounds like silent film era I I would say, or radio. Could be cartoon.
Starting point is 02:09:26 Go to the radio. Next. Next. First Quebec Conference begins, the chief representatives are in charge of. There's only seven. Nah. Pierre Trudeau.
Starting point is 02:09:37 Nah. Sounds, but. Seems like a fuck. Ah, fuck. Next. Next. De Niro. the the the the the
Starting point is 02:09:50 the the the the the the the the the What is that Kashmir or Trey Pakistan? Right, Trey Pakistan.
Starting point is 02:10:08 Oh, Lewinsky. Yeah. How many did you get? Wasn't it eight? I think it's eight. Wasn't it eight gold medals? I think it's eight. Yeah. OK.
Starting point is 02:10:18 Nice. Oh, god. TJ, you're no. What does it say? Silent film? Or the first blank? We all agree. Silent film or. you know. I. What is it? What is it? Silent film? We all agree silent film or animated cartoon. I think.
Starting point is 02:10:29 Paris does. I feel like French is silent. Fantas sounds like cartoon to me like a comic. But wasn't Steamboat Willie like the first cartoon? Yeah that was like 1928 or 2026. It was early. Did they have silent films like the 1800s like No, it would be around here
Starting point is 02:10:48 Let's go silent film. I'm gonna say Is like a thing of We have another one too So spin it twice the second one will be whoever asked to do the second one also the show ended long It did yeah, we're sure I have a call in like 10 minutes 5 minutes 2 minutes shit. I got quick pics damn It would have been done by now oh Oh, this is the worst fuck go with your gut a Menagerie is the thing of trinkets
Starting point is 02:11:30 Comics are like little eyeball. Oh no. Oh no all right Which one you guys like you guys can decide which one you want to I don't know I'm doing the last one but All right, Kate's up. Okay, you got to get one Or you could do the other one prime. I have your pink You have to find your I got to reach your pin in my pink for this You guys are gonna hate this I know but I'm gonna say comic book sorry no no no no
Starting point is 02:12:08 that was never an option I would have said I would have said Prime Minister I would have said Robert Borden oh see see alright
Starting point is 02:12:24 tomorrow I can't wait for us to get it. Oh my god. I think we're gonna. It is it's a it's a fun challenge I think wills here tomorrow, so that should help definitely How long do you think we could play that game in front of will before him realizing what the game is? Weeks yeah, we should just start playing it in front of him, and he'll just like what's going on Yeah God weeks. We should just start playing in front of him and he'll just like what's going on Yeah Yeah tomorrow that should be yeah, we're just seeing how long we can go till he chimes in and every time I go Oh, will this is what this one's all you yeah, well you got this one all right?
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