The Yak - Kate Needs to Get Her Pink Back | The Yak 10-9-24
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Us two.
Zoom out. Uh-oh.
Dude, we could do it. We should do a show together.
Just the two of us. We could do a show together, just the two of us.
We could do a bi-weekly show.
What would we do? What would we...
What would we do?
Yeah.
I think you would pry some shit out of me.
Yeah.
We'd have some giggles.
I think we'd giggle a lot.
Talk about little kids and what they're up to. Sorry, I was doing the run down.
My son yesterday hit me so hard in the penis that it brought me to my knees
and a person walking by was like, do you want me to call someone?
This was in public? Yeah, it was on the way to T-ball. I was with my son and my daughter.
Did he pelt you with a ball or hit you with his hand?
No, no, no, no.
Just like, I was looking.
David texted me something.
We were taking a break walking to T-ball because he was like, I want to take a break.
So we were sitting there.
They were sitting on a couple steps and I was standing and I see a text from Dave so
I go look down at my phone, and next thing you know,
he just fucking socked me right in the penis.
No, what, was he positively reinforced by anyone laughing?
No, I think he was, I think it's kids, little kids.
They know weenies are funny.
Well, I think it's also like little kids after school,
I think there's like an actual phrase for it,
but there's an emotional,
they basically have like an emotional dump
because they go to school all day, they hold all their emotions in, it's really hard for it, but there's an emotional, they basically have like an emotional dump because they go to school all day, they hold
all their emotions in, it's really hard
for them, and then they get out of school
and they get like... Oh, people I'm comfortable
with. Right, so like he was in like a
jovial, like pushing, like having fun
move, so I don't think it was ill intent,
it was just like he
was, he had already been kind of like pushing me
around, we were rough, roughhousing,
but when I say direct, like fucking He was he had already been kind of like pushing me around. We were rough rough housing. Okay, but
When I say direct like fucking perfect
punch in your cock head and in my cock head and balls and
I went to my knees and then they started crying and I was on the ground crying laughing. No crying
She's like that my daughter and my son both cried cuz they're like, oh dad's hurt. Yes Superman is
Yes case scenario because as soon as they find out that weenie agony is funny. Yeah people yeah, and they'll start seeking it out and then a
Guy walking by with a stroller literally was like do you need me to call someone? I was like
call someone I was like dude what? Imagine if you said yeah.
Imagine if you said yeah.
My son just like fucking
rehabilitated me. I think he meant like ambulance
like dude like that guy how's that guy
how has that dude just never been
hitting the balls like if you can hit
squarely in the balls
yes for 10 seconds it looks like you
need medical help but everyone
knows that passes. But at the same
time you are admitting
that a five year old has the power to brought me to my knees, bring you to my knees via
penis pain. Yeah, all pain. Yeah. You can cause a torsion. And then my that would be a funny
scenario. Yeah. And then my daughter was like, maybe two minutes later was like, Hey, remember,
remember when you got hit in the coconuts? I was like, god
damn it. Now it's funny. He
knows coconut. Well, I think
that's from Moana. They use
ball. Ball euphemisms in
might say coconut. They say
coconuts. Wow. Yeah, that was
uh I was if you if you were
driving down the street at
that exact moment, you would
have seen two little children
weeping as their father was wiling in pain on the side of the sidewalk. What a scene! Yeah. What a scene.
I don't must take that though. I have like four nieces and nephews right now
and sometimes when it's four on one they could manage to make you panic for a
little like one steps on your throat while the other tugging your hair and
you're like begging for mercy but when you get
Hitting the balls. It's like okay any man would be in my position right now. Yeah, it equalizes the playing field, right?
Sometimes a light grays can cause the most pain. Oh, yeah a nice shot to the eye
I don't care who you are. You're taking ten seconds. So you're talking about the eyeball now. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I mean the balls are the uh
funny enough the Achilles heel of the body really like the
Achilles heel is not even the Achilles. It's not the
Achilles heel. Yeah, it's kind of that would require a slash or
a gash. The balls just a light pelt sometimes even hitting
just one of them hurts even more. It's an imbalance at that
point. Yeah. Yeah. One stings. Hit my other one. The other
doesn't. Yeah. I'm surprised I didn an imbalance at that. Yeah, you know one stick in my other one
I'm surprised. I didn't get more ball injuries as a wrestler and a tight tight unitard
Yeah, that's true the outline of my balls and we were doing man-to-man combat and I was like I've never had ball pain
You've never had any ball pain
I'm sure but not like nothing memorable like you just had yeah
He hit me once in the balls really hard. We were doing we were doing
Ball taps we brought it back for a little bit, and that was a big mistake who is yeah
Better not happen in my lifetime in the rest
Yeah, is there a documented case of an athlete like in their balls fucked up like cups became
Yeah, a deal cuz you're trying to protect your balls, but was there like a oh fuck We need a cup situate was there a situation that brought on cups wasn't there a guy. I want to say there was a
Catcher that had like a twisted ball sack. This is like
Semi recently that's ten years about pre cupcup. I don't know pre-cup put like that
Yeah, was there a moment where they're like oh fuck like football like some at some point
They're like we need probably some serious helmets. This leather is not getting it done. Yeah, they're that moment
I think that was just people died just people were dying. No people legitimately died was probably like Larry Dobie
Yeah, I feel like balls are kind of like cat bodies like they can
Pretty hard sexy yeah, beautiful. Yeah
It's definitely the prettiest animal the guy the first guy that wore a cup. Do you think he got made fun of?
ooh
Yeah, is it hmm is it more or less masculine? What's a spear what is that a whole 1926 sentence me a sack racing world champion who was hit in the grind by a spear?
carrier
What what is that whole sample?
That's just not a real sack racing world champion like in a potato sack
Did he compete against spear carrier? It's not even a spear thrower.
I don't know.
Spear carrier.
Don't ask me.
It's like a caddy for a spear thrower.
I've said this, I know I've said this on here before,
but there was always this rugby urban legend
that this guy playing in a game got his leg out of socket
and when they went to push it back in,
his ball got stuck in the crease and they like clink. I don't know if that they like clink Oh, I don't know if that's oh, I know I don't know
But uh my history of the athletic cup there we go. Oh
Too many words didn't read yeah
Hit the groin of a spear carrier What does the carrier raising is raising?
aluminum supply rubber rubber cigars
And a supply of rubber cigars
Things were so funny. This is like mad. What's a rubber spear carrier and demanded that he be kicked
Shielded by his new contraption Taylor's growing became invincible
Piece of molded steel in his pants it is believed qualities behind the plate were enhanced by the piece of molded steel in his pants
Yeah, I still I still have no idea what the fuck a sack racing is or a spear carrier
Is this gonna be a learning episode I like these everyone yeah?
It started because I was telling the story that yesterday my son hit me in the balls so hard that it brought me to
My knees on the sidewalk. Oh, that's bad gentleman walking by asked if I needed if you need to call someone oh boy
Now does your son know that that's a vulnerable spot. Yeah, he does he was I was saying he was in a very kids after school have like a lot of
Like pent up and he was like in a horse horseplay mode
Okay
And he just boom right in the balls right in the ball you should borrow a chase cup that he wore after his vasectomy
Just in case when ball taps were trendy when we were in like middle school
We had to have a sit-down meeting do you remember that with the none?
Kathleen she said nope there was a ban a ball tap ban
Yeah, I mean that's happened that happened to PMT. It almost broke us up
You got a better I'm 25 though. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm in rage
What was that?
We just were like wouldn't it be funny if we ball tapped each other again?
And it was for like a little bit and then I got like hit so hard that I went to my knees I'm enraged. What was that? We just were like, wouldn't it be funny if we ball tapped each other again?
And it was for like a little bit and then I got like
hit so hard that I went to my knees
and it was like, I think we should probably stop.
Yeah, I want to start a family.
Well not only that but like, this is gonna
cause like once you get hit really hard
all you want to do is hit someone even harder.
Yeah. And then it just, it's nuclear war.
I feel so bad after I do it. Yeah.
Like to somebody. Yeah. But I get so mad when somebody does it to me. I still will occasionally
do a fake because that's funny. Like I won't hit someone in their balls because I that's not funny
anymore. But doing a fake with the flinch is funny. And then you get them for two for flinching. Yeah.
Then you pound them for two for flinching. Danny two for flinches like ten times this is
not a Danny made-up thing you got somebody this morning yeah who'd you get
favorite things to do who was it Tommy smokes that does that shouldn't making
Tommy smokes should not count Cody Cody with the K okay he's like an everyday
victim but he deserves it but we we also had like that ball tapping thing going
on in grade school so we decided to do Charlie horses dead legs instead. I hate those two yeah
Like how do you you just punch them right on the title like right in the time that could be worse
Yeah, like back to little kids if they knew about that spot too. They'd have you down to yeah, and that was also when you saw a
Volkswagen bug punch buggy
Dana beers, and I used to play this game.
Yeah. All the time.
That game. Hit the fuck out of each other.
There was different cars.
Then it became racist.
Yeah, then it became racist.
Yellow cars were something.
Yellow cars, PT Cruisers or something?
There was one where you put one headlight out.
Pediddle. Oh, pediddle.
And that was, you had to lose an article of clothing right you would go and yeah, yeah
PT cruise in her bruise in yellow was tequila and then sometimes what the fuck's tequila
I don't know why they associated with a yellow slug bug and then sometimes you can keep punching them until they guess the color of
The slug ham those were the days before farting and saying safety
Torn up I said so much is grasping for air trying to reach the door now while you're beating her ass I would bring back safety
Yeah, that's that's time Kate beefs. Let's wait
That would actually make sense like you're farting around your friends you should be able to fight back
Yeah, yeah, cuz that's my fart and stink up the room
You guys should all be able to or you should at least be giving a warning which was door. Yeah, yeah
That one checks out mm-hmm. Let's get Brandon to fart on today, and then somebody called door knob and let's whale
Yeah, give him a bloody nose
Kids don't even call like shotgun anymore. Well. Yeah, they want the back. Yeah the back seat and masturbate to porn on their smartphone. Yeah
No, bitch in two seconds they can pull up porn had to call no bitch no bitch
Yeah, no one wants you know Nick loves me. I
Should never you calls middle seat. I said bitch never uber
Did you call me because I don't I know I would be the guy that would be like I
don't want to sit in the front seat with the driver I always sit in the front I
oh no yeah I always want I always ask can I send the front no no no no even if
I'm with like a big group I'd rather just be able to just sit in the front
seat and just be like yeah just kind of be on my own for a little bit of the drive.
Get a little break for everyone.
They always end up talking to somebody on the phone
without any earpieces in or any phone to their ear.
And a real, real quiet response.
Like two minutes in, they'll just start
having a whispered conversation.
Yeah.
And about what?
How are you talking?
That's true.
How the fuck are you talking to somebody?
Yeah. Same with people at gas stations. they're on the phone 12 hours a day
They're on FaceTime with their fans
Minzy and Middle Easterns on the phone constantly
Oh man
Minzy would make a great gas station clerk cause of that
Always on the phone
Where's Brandon now?
He had to do the run down. Yeah. Oh
Those are his farting pants all right. Oh, yeah
Oh
That's as good as it gets ball hits and guys puking
It's a perfect combo a perfect combo Brandon good evening everybody could afford escape those pants
Nope try Yeah, those pink linens, maybe
You know you don't look bad. That's the problem. I know it's their salmon colored and just wearing what I wear on Wednesdays
Just chillin
How long you had those are those the ones you wore on the day? We were too afraid to correct. Oh, yeah
No, I I bought these for something whenever we were doing we thought it was gonna be fashion show summer. We thought we were gonna be doing every week
Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I bought these and I just never got around to wearing them kind of looks like you're going to Easter mass
I'm not going to Easter mass. Yeah, like in Key West. Mm-hmm
Feel good. Good
You look real good. Thank you. I feel good.
It's nice to see everybody.
Is this your first pant stand?
I kind of want to just say what we did this morning, Brandon.
I'll fucking say it.
You guys collabed on something?
Yeah.
Brandon was on advisors.
Whoa!
No way, dude!
First time.
How'd you do?
He was awesome.
First time.
First time.
Oh, hell yeah.
Wait, what was the catch?
Did you all, did you piss on him or something?
No, they didn't.
There was no catch?
No catch? That's fucking awesome. Yeah, I lost wait. What was the catch? Did you all did you piss on him or something?
Oh, they didn't there was no catch
Brandon you got to wait for the post production there there what your yeah, they didn't do it to me in in the show
You're rep no he was tarnished somehow Jerry last night. I have people saw Jerry after dark
Sure, yeah, thank you to the tightest me and Jerry and Rick were you know you got it you see 13 hours
We were you helped you helped with one or two of them, right? Yeah
Jerry was I did it after Brandon was I Brandon I came in this morning brand was here earlier than me
Jerry was sleeping on the basketball court with an air mattress next to him. He rolled off. He no no no
He was on the bare-ass court
Yeah, just sleeping on the wood with a perfectly fine air mattress right beside
that. That's what I saw when I walked in. Then he went FDR mode. That's what I saw.
Like Tom Hanks in Cast Away when he first gets back. Yeah, he was kind of like that with a pillow
under him and a blanket on him. I went over to talk to him and all he was mumbling was Titus,
where's Titus? And I was like, Jerry, I think we have to tell Titus that you know him
He can't just like assume like you probably should contact him
So I called Mark and he came in also before you got here
Titus Jerry was in FDR mode. I went up to be like alright. I'll shoot a couple and Jerry just goes Dan just hit 11
I'm gonna try but anyway anyway, Jerry was Yeah, this
was great. This is three in the morning. Titus, please save us.
So Jerry was was cooked. So I texted Brandon at like midnight
last night. Were you sleeping one night? I had fallen asleep
and I woke up for because I set my alarm to watch the third
period of the Blackhawks. And then I woke up and saw it. He
said yes. And but I the first person I thought of
was like, why hasn't Brandon been on Advises?
He's perfect for it.
Five years, yeah.
Wow. Great.
He was great. He was great.
I'm very excited.
Yeah, he was great.
He was great.
How'd you do, Brandon?
Were you good?
I did, I felt good.
It was different.
Oh, it's very different.
Yeah, Weather Girl has some hard shoes to fill. Yeah. Oh, were you Weather Girl? Yeah, I did good. It was different. Oh, it's very different. Yeah, Weather Girl, some hard shoes to fill.
Yeah.
Oh, were you Weather Girl?
Yeah, I did.
I did well.
I think I put the stickers exactly where they go.
Did you do like a historic hurricane segment?
I didn't.
But we are facing one, aren't we?
Yeah, sure are.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's-
Lieutenant Dan's off the boat.
But you're following five more people that are trying to ride it out?
Wait, he got off?
He's off the boat.
Why?
So last night, there's a video, the water came up over the cement and so did his boat,
so he was like already in the city in his boat.
And there's these dudes that keep checking on him and he like popped out of the boat and
they're like, buddy.
They like, there was like a hole.
It was. Yeah. that keep checking on him and he like popped out of the boat and they're like buddy they like there was like a hole yeah
and we're checking in on lieutenant Dan
There he is! There's our guy! Look at him!
How we doing?
Give the people an update!
Yeah, this morning they got him off.
That sucks.
Did he at least get a chick?
I hope so. I think that might have been what they lured him.
Did you guys see the cams they have set up?
The has cams?
I don't know if you can find a live stream.
A weatherman started crying talking about the hurricane.
That's when you know, it's bad. Yeah
What are the live camp like of just the area? Yeah
They like set them up. I kind of I want to say has cam calm
I think it's already fucked up bad there and it's it's not there yet, right? I don't know
Yeah, the calm before the storm isn't even calm. No, no, there was like a there was like a baby hurricane
That was yeah, you was fullback leading it.
It was I saw it.
OK, yeah.
There's always someone on the seawall of these live
camps just getting blasted by waves.
So the video link might be down because the has
can might have been destroyed.
Holy shit.
Damn.
When's it?
So Kate said she found some of these rich people that have
built like a cement house or a you know, a big bunker house
and finish roll and they're going to write it out and
they're bragging about it. And I wonder if I think he's kind
of rooting for him to die. I'm following five people that have very high odds of dying,
and I keep trying... Something's wrong with me.
I keep obsessively checking it.
Chad is saying that Lieutenant Dan video is from the last hurricane.
Oh, is he still on the boat?
No way!
He's gonna die.
Oh, so he's done this before.
Yeah, but Helene wasn't anywhere near this one.
Wait, so that's not the hurricane, though.
The hurricane's...
That's the eye down on the bottom left.
No. Right? Yeah.
I think that's the pre-hurricane.
No, that's the eye, isn't it?
That looks like a big something.
But that doesn't look...
I don't think that's the hurricane.
That doesn't look...
I don't know. Maybe I don't know much about hurricanes.
But, yeah, that doesn't look like...
What's that car doing driving in a loop? I
Was like the Truman show like there should be more red
Right. Yeah, it's quite severe
It is like the Truman show
Mm-hmm, but there's a lady five minutes a car comes by in the exact same spot
Her and her husband have a waterfront home like direct hit zone for this and the water they have three stories the water flooded up to the second floor during Helene when they weren't a direct hit and them and
their two kids were in their 20s and they're like they're all staying because they built
they're like this house is hurricane proof we know it and she's like I don't know I'm
kind of water getting in or do they like shutter the windows like what during Helene they lost
everything on like the first,
like their vehicles and like electronics
and all this stuff and then, but this one,
like she swears they're rich enough to get through it.
She will not apologize for it, yeah.
But I can't, Caroline Calloway.
Caroline Calloway is in the-
Who is that?
By the way.
She keeps coming up in every, yeah.
She's a- I know.
An uh.
Um.
Did you get into like a tweet beef with her, Kyle?
Who is that?
She's a perpetually nude scammer influencer
from New York City who now lives in Sarasota.
She had this like super aesthetic Instagram.
From who?
From Tampa?
You're gonna call from Tampa?
Dana Pierce.
It's Dana.
What if it's Lieutenant Dan?
Something afoot?
Oh yeah. Lieutenant Dan something a fight oh yeah
interest he's not wait he's not he's not fucking around but he's never taken a call during the action never seen this where's his ass very confident it's in
there really it was a random call from Tampa. Were they screaming?
Do they need help?
What a coincidence.
Wait, so Caroline Calloway, can you explain her to me again?
She's naked?
She went to Cambridge.
Why is she naked?
That's a side thing.
She had this super aesthetic Instagram page that amassed over
300,000 followers in the early days of Instagram and this got her a book deal and the book deal was for a ton of money
She got the money in advance never wrote the book spent the money on pills
Okay, and then to make up for that money because she was in debt. She held like the fire fest of women's
that money because she was in debt. She held like the fire fest of women's events where it was like a thousand dollars a ticket for all these cool Instagram girls to come blah
blah blah and then it was like nothing burger. It was like a fire fest and then and now she
like writes for Vogue or something like that. Like she ended up failing upwards. She's doing
pretty well but she had trauma from the last time she tried to leave a hurricane or something.
So she's staying on her first floor apartment on the waterfront in Tampa Bay.
Sounds smart.
And I'm following her on Instagram.
She's trying to go viral.
I think, yes.
I think that's what's going on.
I'm sure, like, you can still leave right now
if you want, correct?
I don't, it's like, I don't know how you'd get gas.
My prediction for her, she's in like a high rise,
is even though she's on the first floor,
I think she's gonna like ride it out in a stairwell and keep checking in and like getting a ton of likes
Yeah, yes, she's not that's fake narcissists feared death more than anyone Wow
What is this video TJ probably a green screen behind her? I'll be damned. Yeah, that seems, it looks, it doesn't even seem windy. I also saw some dude had just bought like a Lambo and he had a little bit of a problem with the wind.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that.
I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if it's a good idea to go live on that. I don't know if Yeah, it seems, it doesn't even seem windy.
I also saw some dude had just bought like a Lambo.
And he was like, got a storm prep.
And he covered his Lambo.
He like drove over it on big plastic sheet.
And then like wrapped it up in plastic.
Oh, that's good.
And it's like, dude, you could just use a Lambo and drive.
Drive. Cause like right now the Lambo like yeah might stay dry, but it also could just float away
Yeah, you get either in a hurry with a lamb. Oh, I have a take about this. Oh, oh wow okay, so
Having this arrived like a pretty bad
Take us about survive the take is about the Saran Wrap.
So I did, if we were going to stay in that house in Jersey,
my plan would be if it rained,
to like Saran Wrap the entryway to the garage
and the driveway basically, so there's no holes because basically
what happens is like the water any small hole the water will come in so I got in
like through the siding and like through the like little cracks or whatever and
then it rises but if you can seal that does it get in I don't know but at least
like that would be better because like some people put like sandbags up and
stuff like that and that works to a degree but when the water you know it's gonna find little crevices to get through yeah
But if you can surrender out the openings is that a legitimate?
It could be a hopper so first of all brave of you to talk about this as a survivor
But it could be but the thing about this storm is is a category four or five hurricane for this
It would not work the wind might blow the house down on top of the car anyway absolutely I'm talking
about like a more minor like you know you might get a foot of water in the
house or something like that is is that am I crazy for thinking that's like an
actual solution so ramping the whole house no like the the bottom entry raise
entry wares where there could be crevices no I think that's crazy yeah we
should probably flood your house again just to find out.
Because it will, it also, like, if you have a basement,
it's gonna come in through the ground.
Yes, in some, yes.
Are you saying use Saran Wrap
to keep the water out of your house?
Yes.
Also the chance for that.
Water's gonna knock buildings down.
I thought you meant like to decrease damage.
I'm not talking about this hurricane.
Right, but floodwaters are getting to where they wanna go.
Saran Wrap's not keeping them out of any dwelling.
Yeah, wanna just push the Saran Wrap away?
If you can like pin it down or tape it down to like the best of your ability.
It's going through that as...
Why don't we build the whole house out of Saran Wrap?
Yeah, why aren't houses made of Saran Wrap?
You can penetrate Saran Wrap with like a...
Yeah, the change of a small hole not forming in your Saran Wrap is very slim.
Yeah, I don't think Saran Wrap would work for this 156 mile an hour winds.
Again, not for Saran Wrap.
I saw this one, this guy ratcheted all his trees down.
He whated?
He ratcheted? He took... Oh, that's just not gonna work either. No! He ratcheted all his trees down. Hey, what did you ratchet it? He took?
Oh, that's just not gonna work either. Oh, you've ratcheted every single tree. He just wasted his time. Yep. That's so many ratchets
You got to respect it. I that's gonna be spectacular to watch when those trees fall. Mm-hmm or they don't
Maybe they won't hope everyone's safe. Yes, I'm Brando. I hit him up today. He's in the area
Yeah, who else is down there Hulk Hogan?
dogs
Yeah, that's just Jacksonville. Yeah, dig vital
He's worried. See you last night white good. Fuck. What do I sweat?
And just like I'm scared shit the idea of dig right now being scared. No that you don't want to hear that
Yeah, I don't know what that sounds like
Tiger oh, I'll be scared of a hurricane
Oh, baby, this is not awesome in here. It is not awesome. We got to get out of Tampa, baby
Yeah, that's what it would be like
Yeah, I push into there right now no no you did it when he got his cancer yeah
You know that was way worse than this the bar is so low that that one is is nothing
Are you feeling shame right now
For that
Yeah. Oh, okay. Good. I was yeah, we will have I was worried there for a second
We I feel like I can just announce this at this point. We will have a shirt live
at some point probably tomorrow with, with trying to raise money for,
the money's gonna go to Hurricane Relief
and food banks in Tampa.
I think he's feeling shame.
Yeah, he's feeling bad.
I think he just felt shame.
I don't think I've ever seen him do that.
Shame and guilt.
That was something that was in the works like yesterday.
No.
He doesn't.
Again, I think it's shame I
think this is how shame is manifested through Steven he doesn't know how to
filter it properly right you guys asked me to do a dicky V impression about the
hurricane would you want me to do he says tones changing quickly recently his
tone goes dark quickly are the are the box okay? They flew out on Tuesday
Is there any what about damage to Raymond James
Don't know I mean we'll see what it is. It's pretty far inland though, right?
Couple miles at least yes, yes
Yeah, the trot might be in trouble you guys see the Rizzo last night. Oh my god. Yeah
No, oh, yeah, he's fucking these Nick side them. They're so back next year. Yeah, so fucking bad. He looks weird without a hat
They signed them
Go Rizler. Oh, he's so tiny compared to everyone else.
Just the picture of him walking out on the court.
He's so, he's just got it.
He's got it.
That jersey needs to be in the NBA store.
This is incredible.
It's so funny.
Oh, Cougine was there. They had all the heavy hitters. This is incredible. It's so funny. Oh
Cougine was there They had all the hitters took a picture with the Rizler. Sheen big justice big justice
Not doing school no not even homes
No, he's doing online videos and baseball how tall is the Rizler remember this little brother was like up to his How tall is the Rizler remember?
Brother was like up to his knee yeah, the Rizler family is tiny
Fucking love it. I can't grasp his size his proportions are transcendent
You find what they got to introduce look at him without a hat you know like yeah, you're right
What is wait is he very short for his age? I don't know his age. Yeah, I don't know his age either 16 agree
He's in second grade Jay so that eight nine that's eight that's a small eight-year-old. I think yeah
He's one foot tall
This is gonna get memed into oblivion if the Knicks do not have a good season oh
Even if they do have a good season so much the Rizler
She's the best.
She's the best.
What do you are they going to get a reality show or
look at him checking in more.
Hug.
He's a problem on the court roller coaster of how I feel about these people.
No, I am.
I have right now. I've never been higher.
Yeah, I've never been here.
So you're back on.
I'm way up right now. I've never been higher. Yeah, I've never been
Way up right now. I've always been a Rizzo 1a that that's never changed
I know is that Vinnie from Jersey Shore in the battle behind yeah, I
Know in like a month. I'm gonna look back and be like I can't believe I was into that yeah I'm fucking stupid, but right now you remember when we just watched videos of like seven-year-olds yeah
For a while talk talk yeah, but that's kind of like you had to be there
Like it's like beetle mania. Yeah like the Rizzo
You don't really understand Elvis it seems crazy that the girls were faint
understand Elvis. It seems crazy that the girls were fainting.
Look at his size.
The people that came around.
But now I kind of get it.
Now I get it, yeah.
What?
People will talk about it 20 years from now.
Who's on the actual court?
Are those real NBA players?
No, it's a celeb game.
There's some older ones.
No, it's legends.
No, they're old.
Legends.
That's Alan Houston at the free throw line.
Look at that.
Is that a Maurice Stoudemire?
That's New York Knicks legend Alan Houston trying
to shoot a free throw. And I'm the Rizzler behind him. I'm pretty sure
Big justice in the wrist oh they're making move
Yeah, Beatlemania
same thing
And they're not expanding their playbook, which is the best part.
No, they run the hits.
Well, no, they did a rap video last week.
Well, that was the same, they remixed their song.
Go Riz!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I got goosebumps.
Is that Charles Oakley?
How many clothes are there?
In the game?
He's in the game. Oh
In the game he's in the game Wait what are she good? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Sports are uh, they're having a moment as they say. They're just memes now. Yeah, they're just all memes.
Those are the most expensive shoes of the 90s.
Basketball shoes.
Really?
They were then or they are now?
They were then, I probably don't know.
For kids?
They're small.
No, good morning.
Good morning, Riz.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna scroll past that.
Where does he go from here?
Cause like, the more he grows, the worse his career outlook.
Yeah, growing up's gonna suck.
He has such a skewed perception on how feedback works.
Yeah, what if he's maybe like Andy Milonakis?
That would be for the best.
Is that what you're rooting for?
Andy Milonakis was the fucking, no, I'm not rooting for it.
Andy Milonakis was the best though.
That was such a, his show.
Unbelievable how that made it to TV. I know. That that yeah, that was like holy shit that in Napoleon Dynamite
It was like wow that's your favorite movie. I
Mean, I loved it as a 12 year old I
Bet you'd like it more now. I think it's I think it would hold up. I definitely
absolutely
It would hold up. I definitely
absolutely
Learning that any milonakis was like 34. Yeah mind-devastating. Yeah, I think that was my first fun fact That was the funnest yeah
So what means like 50 now? Oh my god?
Yeah, I have a birthday share birthday with them
That'd be best case scenario for Rizler if you just looked right the same Yeah, as far as his career prospects go that's the best case scenario. He was gonna be a travesty for him. What's his real name?
You know, I don't want to know no I do
Wait, that's us. Wait, who's the it might be the Rizler. No, I don't want to know either. I won't tell you don't do it
What's the worst it could be? I have an idea what it would be. The worst it can be?
Yeah.
Sean?
No, something new age like Colton.
He has a celebrity name.
He needs to be like Tony.
His name needs to be Tony Soprano.
Like Colton.
Yeah.
He has a celebrity name?
Little Tony Soprano.
Yeah, it's like a celebrity name.
Is it Italian sounding?
It's not Italian, like really at all.
Paul?
Irish?
No. What is the first letter? It's not Italian, like really at all. Paul? Irish?
No.
What is the first letter?
C.
Chris. Oh, Christopher!
No, it's Christian.
Okay, that's okay.
I can handle that.
Are you seeing the same thing I'm seeing?
That's the very basic.
When you see that name, what do you think right now? What does that person's what is that? It's very Christian
Even the last name is yeah Jesus
A biblical cuckold. Oh, yeah, that's a fake name. Oh Christian Joseph. That's fake name
Well, that might be his first name
Christian he might be CJ which also that work at work at work
CJ works CJ I
Like that he might he'll be CJ when he like it's like 14. Yeah
aka the Rizzo What's up guys? I'm CJ
Yeah, I don't know what he does. Oh, he's gonna work here. So yeah
He's had a good job labor he does oh he's gonna work here so yeah he's had
a good job labor laws allowed it he already work here like the average mean
kid would have expired by now though he's had a good trajectory it's been
like what less than a year yeah still most of them are like three months who's
the longest-running like child internet star the kid that opens up toys he's an
adult now Ryan Ryan he's on track to be a teenage billionaire.
What?
He's on like household.
Who is this?
Ryan Toy Reviews.
He's household for children.
For children.
He's like the main toy brand at Target now.
He just opens up toys?
Everything at Target is like a big egg and it's Ryan's surprise egg or something and
you just buy it for your kids and that's all they want.
What an incredible gig.
What about, we're talking about him growing up,
but what about when him and,
what about when big justice gets tired of his shit,
and they have the inevitable civil war?
Yeah, well hopefully that'll be on Monday Night Raw.
Yeah.
Cause that's what's coming.
That's box office.
Yeah, it is.
Put that in the theaters.
There's Jake and Logan Paul's prodigies.
Yeah.
Hey, how, wait, how was the Vince McMahon documentary?
I haven't seen it. Why? Bad. I've heard
it wasn't good. Stephen, you don't want to you're you're my
heroes him up to the pedestal to be shattered. No, I just
heard that if you are a diehard wrestling fan, it is a rehash
of rehash. Like it's it's just you know everything. There's
nothing new and there's nothing explosive in it. So why watch
it? It's just like catching people up on who Vince McMahon is and just basically just it's a documentary on the last 40 years of the WWE
And I don't need that
right, Stephen
Yeah, it was it's for people that haven't watched wrestling before like I would watch one
Dark side of the ring that'll probably come on like a year about this as opposed to this that it'd be much better
Don't you think you should do a review for it on the rest?
Um, probably.
I'm not trying to tell you what to do.
Yeah.
I'm just, uh, you know, and it's show launching season.
So I'm trying to launch a few more before I get back to wrestling.
Oh, what do you got?
Huh?
Oh, I don't have anything right now.
I'm just, you know, do you have a new show in the works?
Mostly trivia.
I like, I like you get show launching season. Yeah. Why was I on that? Yeah, I don't know
He just decided to turn it into I was on YouTube last night to on my TV to watch Jerry after dark
And it was just a thumbnail of me and Brandon saying mostly trivia. Is that your sporkle videos? I don't know
Yeah, it's just our tick tock
Content I recommend it for everybody. It's all yeah
Great. I love watching these everybody. Yeah, what the hell?
I love watching these at home.
They're so fucking good.
Well, they're kind of too long for tick-tock, that 20-minute one.
Yeah.
Even though we put it on there.
We got to do another one soon.
What's going on in there?
He's eating fireballs.
He's been eating fireballs every day.
Who?
Yeah, he's on a kick.
Sorry, yeah, I've been eating fireballs every day. Who? Yeah, he's on a kick. Sorry, yeah, I've been eating fireballs.
Okay.
The fireball crinkle.
Thanks for the apology, I guess.
Did you can the one where I helped you?
What'd you help me with?
Kato from Marshall.
Oh, no, it's in the can. We have a backlog of light. In the can means you got rid of it. Oh, it's in the it's in the can. Oh it's uh we have we
have a backlog. The can means you got rid of it. Oh it's in the it's in the holster.
Okay. I like helping you. We have about 40 on deck so or maybe less than that. Me and
Kyle are gonna try to do a challenge where you go random sporkle and you have
to get four perfect in a row. That'd be really fucking tough. Yeah cuz the I mean
do it now the variety of wait
What is it you can go random quiz on Sporkle you have to get four perfect quizzes. That's impossible
Oh, I love that we get to go for do the whole quiz. Yeah. Oh wow I'm trying this with you alone
Yeah, it's it's a new random geography. I can do that, but that would random quiz. This is just like look
Oh, yeah, very specific Christmas. Yeah, but the would random quiz. This is just like look. Oh, we're already out
The next one you can just instantly hit random. Yeah, you should go to one state name Oh, we can maybe we can do this. Now. This is gonna be boring and hard island in the English Channel
Nothing, that's Jersey, New Jersey
Okay
All right Queen Henrietta Maria wife of England's King Charles the first Queen
Maryland Oh
Hate there we go Dakota sue for sky-tinted water or cloudy water referring to a river of the same name
Sue would be if it's not the Iowa, yeah
No
Aska what do we already lose
no I know you're a lot of gas up traffic Minnesota
does into the water or nice
soda Cherokee village name called tenassi and corresponding river
oh my god Kate Kate
ice Queen Elizabeth in the same Say this to the mic, Kate. The Virgin of Queen. To credit. Virginia.
Yeah. Sue for South Wind People and River of the Same Name.
South. Iowa. Iowa. Yeah. Is that area? South Dakota? Is it
South Dakota? Yeah. Well, what's another?
Montana Nebraska Montana. What's the river part though? Where were the sue?
Rivers in the middle right Colorado
Yeah, I guess you to start spamming state names. We have a map right behind us Missouri
Wisconsin no
Feel like we've cheated yeah yeah we have connected go random random
random quiz again this one sucked are they all 50 no letter swap oh these are fun you name the
word foreign by swapping the position of quiet or quite right perfect booger nice drags vampire Booger. Nice. Draggs. Vampire. Nice.
Sex it.
Sex it.
That's when you finish with sex.
Exist.
Oh, nice.
Slab.
Blast.
No, I thought...
Closest.
Plyer.
Refused.
Nice.
Framie.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No. No. No. No. Closest.
Plyar. Refused.
Nice.
Frame.
That's right.
Framer.
Vamper.
Vamper.
Leader.
Nice.
I'm so bad at words.
Seduced.
Relayed.
Layered.
Snooped.
Oh, that's what it says.
That's the word is.
Spooned.
Oh.
It's run out of gas.
You had those first two.
That's right.
Marital.
Marital.
Luster.
Brandon.
Nice, Brandon.
Awning.
Lacked. Lacked lack
Leaded
Beetled
Belated there it is
belated there it is it is
option yep tune it oh retired rebate rebate oh my god nuclear oh yeah I severe Oh
Reserve reserve
Altitude latitude my god relive only one t lat it relive sifted oh my god nice that's great bodies no bo Wait really? Oh. Gateway?
Mmhmm. Brawlis? Brawlis.
Brawlis. Oh.
Nice. Brawlis and Kira.
All the fame shit.
Uh. Nice. Hall of Fame shit.
Nice. Yeah.
We got it.
Three minutes.
Three minutes.
We can fucking do it.
We can do it.
Rectify.
Creee.
Certify.
Oh!
Certify, pedophile.
Yearned.
Year end?
Year...
Yearned.
And... Denture? Denture. Oh my god. year end year end and
Densher denture. Oh my god
Felt good though
Denser nursed nurse There's two ease NURSED! NURSED! No!
How is it not NURSED?
There's two E's.
D-E-N-O-R-U?
And?
And DURES?
Oh, and DURES.
Wow.
Probably a boring show, but
I loved it. I fucking loved it.
We're here now, so
That's one
Fine, 5J things, okay
50? Why is it a 50?
It's gonna be easy cause it's only 4 minutes
Can't get any wrong in this one
Oh my god
Oh shit
Jubilant
Jolly
Jolly, that right bottom right full
one jubilant you live
Jolly
Joyful right next to Jubilant
Are we got two more?
jovial and
Jersey City
Chugs I don't see any...
Wait.
Oh my god.
A lot of these aren't words.
Is Jezebel?
She's having a good time.
It's gotta be...
What's Java?
Island?
Jokund?
That could be Jokund. could be Joe DJ do it wait
All right, I will judges. Yep judges Joe but John not oh this gets easier Jude
Is Jude one wait?
Joshua
Josh, I don't know if you do
Yeah, gotta be dude is one dude
So is John or is that not not J. no it's a chat. Oh Joel right Joel
No, no, no was in the whale, but there's no the book of Joel. Why does that sound Joel Joel's right?
Oh, is job not on there J. Ob
Is there a book of Jonah no, I don't know so
Jeharam I think it is gotta be Jonah.
You're gonna do Jonah?
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't like it.
He was with the whale.
But he might have had a book.
There's John too next to Jolly.
That's J-O-H-N, right?
How many more do we need?
One. One.
Yo-ha?
I don't see it.
We gotta go though.
Let's go Jonah.
Yeah, we got Tom.
Woo!
All right, Fruits and Berries. Jackfruit. Jackfruit, nevermind. Jack gotta go though. Let's go Jonah. Yeah, we got time
Jackfruit jackfruit nevermind
Juniper yep
Well shit, we just did a fruit episode Java
Fruit these are what are these words? Who's eating these?
We're gonna have to guess is it Jojo, ba Jo Jo. Yeah yeah, yeah You can also right between by Joffrey to left of jolly
You can go next if we're not confident. Ah
You just gotta hit it twice
Characters in a song what oh, oh, that's a game of Thrones game of so Joffrey. Next to Jojo ba fucking
John John John John snow Jamie top, right?
Yeah
Above Joel your more Mormon right J. Oh, that's Jora though, isn't it? Oh
Could be a nickname. We're not gonna make it once. I don't know. We gotta take some stabs or
Rowan, I'll just give up your
Okay, nice go next music instruments jug nice journey through Europe we're not you know what
we're not gonna get it I've jazz go to go the jode per Joe Joe Joe next go next we got just it's just us is Juliet
Jacksonville Jersey City Jersey City
Jorupa Valley
Indian cities that's true
All right, let's take a break from this we'll come back
Damn it.
Yeah.
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Yeah, we'll go back to it. Let's take a break. We'll go
back to it. Alright, one day I want to come back and do the yak then find something
else to riff on we can go we got to earn we got to earn that yeah yeah it's not
great for the viewers what is the food we've done a lot of not great I mean
remember we played Oregon Trail what's the food meal that you eat the most of
the what meal food meal chicken what's the food meal that you eat the most of the what meal food meal chicken? What's the food meal?
We're talking an entire meal. We're talking food meals now that that changes things if we're talking those other meals I have my answer. I had my answer quick food slash meal chicken I
Eat a shit ton of raviolis more than normal. I eat a lot of meatballs
How often is that a kid thing? Every week.
Boyardee?
Yeah, you do eat a lot of meat.
That's a single food item.
If you had a 2-3 course meal, what is the one you have?
I'm sorry Kyle, but bacon is a meal.
My wife makes me bacon in the morning.
Every morning?
Do you have dipping sauces?
She's actually stopped now that I get here at 5 in the morning.
Yeah, I was going to say, don't you leave too early? Yeah, I she no longer has to cook.
What do you do for breakfast? I go to the breakfast spot.
Up right here? That's expensive. What do you get?
I get three scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese and two strips of bacon.
Nice. Do you get two? Huh?
You only get two? Yeah.
Every now and then three? It's three every day.
Yeah. I don't know why I said two.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just had to lie a little bit.
What would your last meal be?
Fried catfish with green bean casserole,
fried okra, macaroni and cheese,
with gooey orange cheese on top.
You're ready.
Have you done a crime?
Cornbread and double helping a banana pudding.
Jesus, that sounds great.
I'm not going to object.
There's a gentleman on death row in Oklahoma
who keeps having his execution cancelled.
Like it's an intramural practice.
So he gets ready, he wakes up ready to die.
It's been nine times.
Oh my God.
In that process.
That's worse than death.
That's gotten married twice in the process.
Yeah, it's called mock execution.
It's a form of torture
Holy shit, and is it like day of I?
Think it's like very close
But now it's like the Attorney General in Oklahoma stepping in and they're trying to take it to the Supreme Court to get him off
The hook entirely does he go?
Does he get happy when they stretch it out like yeah?
No, the activists have got involved and they think this is bad for him so they won't actually just kill him yeah that's
worse that's worse than actually dying is thinking you're about to die but is it
is is now is going to die thinking you're about to die and then having
being canceled is that the greatest cancellation of plans it's gotta be up
there has to be does he still get the meal. Oh that no he's had a bunch of meals
Do you think when I cancel the plans I do it like nonchalantly like the text yeah, hey man something came up
Yeah, like like the secretary at the jail calls like hey, we're gonna have to reschedule you or my child is the fourth work
Yeah, all right yeah, or just a real flaky executioner. I said yes to this execution, but God I hope they cancel
I said nine years ago not thinking the Mets are in the playoffs, and I really want to watch the boys the gambling cave
So we're gonna have to push this. I don't want to go to that
Man that's crazy. Yeah, I'm Richard Glossop
Richard Glossop what it sounds like a guy who did it what yeah
Doesn't it the strength of the case like relied entirely on the testimony of a meth addict oh
Who claimed like this guy murder for hired murder for hire? Who'd he kill he had the meth head kill somebody oh?
Hmm Murder for hire. Who'd he kill? He had the meth head kill somebody. Oh.
Hmm.
What state?
Oklahoma, you said?
What of his last meal's been?
Seems like Oklahoma's just itching to kill folks.
Yeah, are they?
Surprised they're moving off.
Yeah, is that, are they still, Oklahoma, Texas?
Yeah.
Those are the big ones?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Texas will do it in a heartbeat.
Yeah. Huh. All right, well. All right, pull Mm-hmm. Yeah. Texas will do it in a heartbeat. Yeah.
Huh. All right.
All right, pull up the sparkle.
Yep.
That was a good yak, right?
Yeah, that's good.
You crushed that.
Couple jokes.
Richard Glossop.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky.
What?
He was the Russian dickhead who had it happen to him severely.
He had the blindfold over him and everything
then he wrote about it.
The book being?
The Idiot.
Oh, is that what it is?
What else did he write?
A lot.
Okay.
Crime and Punishment?
Yeah.
Dostoyevsky?
Yeah.
The Mad Russian.
That was what he's called?
I think it's implied if you're Russian right yeah
What's his name the guy that killed like a hundred times
They like tried to wizard yeah, they tried to wizard like Rapunzel no
When they kept failing yeah, yeah, it's a folktale. No. It's real. What's I'll be talking about Oh this guy wrong wizard guy. They like shot him. They tried to drown him
He just kept on fucking come on. I am it tip of my tongue
It's it's like it's it's like beetle juice. Yeah, don't say like one of those one word things
Don't make no more fucking sense Rasputin Rasputin
Yes, they try to kill him a bunch with you wizard dude Rasputin they fucking tried to kill this guy so many times
And I hope that I'm right about that yeah, you are
Yeah
See the crazy what manner were they failing?
assassination service an anti-sum I
Stabbed him in the stomach and he didn't die. Sorry there was
I stabbed him in the stomach and he didn't die? Yeah.
Wait, that was when he actually died.
Can you just Google like, Rasputin survival?
It's got to be like a trait.
Can we look at the back of Rasputin's card?
Yeah.
It's got to be what year he led the league in surviving.
His ten obi queries. All right, knife attack in 1914, gun. Oh, yeah. What year he led the league and his surviving his ten obi Where he's attacking 1914 gunshot wounds drowning
Yeah, he just kept on coming back. Wait. He was he was starting to throw after being shot. Yeah
Yeah, I was because he ate a lot of garlic
Yeah, he was thought to be like a wizard wasn't he? Yeah part of it that he was thought to be
And he just kept on they shot him and drowned him and he was just like no he survived because he ate a bunch of sugar Brandon what they've been
and he was an alcoholic right is that what it said so he survived Russian
yeah implied who is the arms dealer oh he's back what's his name I don't know
they're trying yeah I guess he's back's back went right back to but then okay, so
controversial take
Brittany got grinder went back to the W
He went back to her life he can't go back to his I
Agree, yeah, he might have had a better year than her. Yeah. Yeah, she didn't have a good year at all Like it would be weird if he was like, yeah, I'm done with that
Fair trade. Yeah expect him to retire
The fact that was merchant of death
And what's Brittany Griner's nickname mmm the big problem
I don't feel comfortable saying it
I don't fucking know. I don't feel comfortable saying it
Does she have a nickname I
G I know she's called a lot of things. Yeah, I don't know
Mercury got bounced in the first round too. Oh shit really? Yeah, there brachymeter. Fuck.
We got the what? The liberty in the links?
Yeah. Yep.
Chef B.
That's definitely not her nickname.
Papa B?
That's believable.
Zah, you wanna speak up?
No, I'm gonna sit this one up. Is that a hear me out Zah? believable Shaw you want to speak up?
Is that a hear me out saw be honest be honest no less of that I
Stand that couple
Okay, it's work. Oh, yeah four in a row that was yeah, we just for is yeah Why we do for it's at a party is he oh, okay? All right?
Let's do three three perfect center out. Okay
So 8186 is Celtics you guys take it away and like yeah, yeah
Oh easy heat spurs or no, no Bulls. That was easy. Heat.
Spurs.
No, not heat.
Oh, yeah, heat.
Spurs.
Warriors.
Yep, warriors.
That's it.
Good work, boys.
All right, good one.
That was easy.
God, this feels like I'm out.
Oh, here we go.
I'm out on her.
Okay.
Nick and I.
That's Dr. Bunsen, honeydew.
That's the bold man.
Floyd Pepper. Let's skip Floyd pepper now. I'm done
Ralph is the big dog so scroll down him
Fawzi is the bear right there beaker
Down down one right here. Yeah, Janice. That's Janice
John Waldorf is the old man always either old man on the top left or top right?
Yeah, sweetest chef her bottom right Kermit come on now
Rizzo's the rat
Five left yeah with the milk yeah, Sam Eagle is him looks like Brandon Camilla
Is that is that the shrimp or is that?
Okay, keep your skip Camilla wasn't Camilla the chicken miss piggy. That's obvious
And I'm the drummer
Sweetums is the big guy with all the big beard guy. Yeah
Pepe that is the shrimp guy. Yeah
Dr. T
That is the shrimp guy. Yeah
Dr. T
Right there Statler, that's another one left
Guy For Statler Waldorf wouldn't be but are they split?
next
That's scoot scooter. That's bottom left. Yeah, right. No. Yeah Floyd Pepper is in the band right there. Yeah
Let's get Camilla the chicken good call Kate. Mm-hmm. All right down to this and Waldo voice. What are we feeling?
I
Feel like one is more angry
Statler is on the steller seems more angry, right? Which one of those guys on the left in a photo
Yeah, are they statler and wall wall door for Waldorf and stout statler and Waldorf?
I just outler would be on the left, but are they split differently to deceive?
I don't think they are look I think the leg is to his right and his left the thing in the middle
Yeah, oh my god. I hate to do this can we vote I say we give give
it to one of us to choose oh we can pause it pause it pause it yep spin the
wheel back spin the wheel one time oh this is so here so fucking this is so Oh, no. So much pressure.
It's almost whoever it is is going to be wrong.
Let's accept that now. You have to live with that.
Yeah.
You Waldorf when you're supposed to.
Whoever it is is off the.
God damn it.
Brandon, I mean, Big Cat. I see him again.
You're the leader.
You are the leader. Fearless even.
Roar.
Oh my god, this is such a big moment.
Taking all the context clues.
Alright, I'm just going gut.
You have a minute 40.
I'm going gut.
I think Statler's the dude on the right
Like a quick Waldorf yes
What's gene yes clutch gene oh shit what a ride
oh
Wow, I took a lot of balls. That's all yeah
I was I just had to go my my gut had to go with my gut
Were you guys thinking the same? No, I was I think they have flipped the picture
Yeah, I think Statler sounds like an angrier name. He just looked like a Statler to me. That was awesome. All right
Pick the sense in these seconds 30 seconds
All right, let this Brandon you let the cinephile yeah
We'll help will help you
Talking over all right quick guy
See you see me I
Don't know what's good next it's gonna taste sweet smell smell
touch touch
Here here this is easy
Perfect center row Wow Wow all right. Look how you bring us home here bring us home be same
This is all of us It's all of us. We're fine
We have six Mackenzie and Neil Hamilton. No, no, no, no, no, that is um
Yeah, I don't know all right skip
Jack, Logan Matthew Perry, that's uh
He hmm, oh no, okay next it's fine. I think it's Felix hunger. No go go go
Julie new Marner. I'm out of this fuck
Let's keep going
We're wait. We're gonna start knocking them out. Yeah, go oh
That's uh that's uh Roseanne. That's a Becky Becky Becky Conner Becky Conner
Thomas Linden and Tony Randall Oh
dangle I
Skip oh fuck. I don't know any of these I
Don't know what that is these are I just know when Harrison Ford that's gonna be chin Oh, wait Maureen McCormick is who that is Marsha Brady. Yeah, I think you're right
Jack Lord and Alex O'Loughlin.
No clue.
Nothing.
I know a couple of them on there if we can just get to them.
John Lee Min- that's Sherlock Holmes?
Yeah.
Sherlock Holmes.
Bottom right.
Dean Cain, that's Superman, right?
That's Clark Kent.
Clark Kent, yeah.
Raymond Burr and Monty.
That's Perry Mason?
That's Perry Mason.
You're going to do that?
OK.
That's- and Viv, Vivianian Banks bottom. There you go. Okay
Tim Daly, this is wings. I think
What is wings about
flying
Okay airport. Let's go next. Let's go next
Jack Webb and Ed O'Neill at O'Neillill? Jack Webb was Sergeant Joe Friday, wasn't he?
Well then we have to go with that.
Hold on.
Okay.
Blair Underwood and Raymond...
Wait.
Wait a minute.
Raymond Burr was in Two Things?
Blair is a man?
Yeah.
He's a black guy.
Young black guy.
Who would be a young black guy?
Steve McGarrett?
I don't know.
Darren Stevens?
No, it's not Darren Stevens.
That's Darren Stevens.
Two dicks to two dicks
To that's gotta be a chin ho Kelly cam phong and Daniel day Kim. I hope we're wrong
That's a Harriet Winslow
nice
That's James Gordon, right? No, don't click it yet
But isn't that isn't Ben McKenzie and some like what who's James Gordon? You get a Batman James. That's Batman
bullshit. I don't know. I was hoping someone would back me
up. Let's let's go. I thought Ben McKenzie was in some Batman
that cold one Matthew Perry. I think Catwoman. No. Okay. What
was Matthew Perry and Felix hunger? Who's Felix hunger?
Felix hunger and Oxford Madison were the were the the odd couple I like no no
It was not the odd couple was the odd couple
the other one is
next next
Okay, that's Catwoman that's Catwoman and
That's the other it's either Oscar Madison or feel all right wait till the end, okay?
That is Dario. That's Dario Naharis. That's Dario Naharis, right? Yeah, okay. Jack Lord. Jack Lord sounds important.
Hmm. Who's Robert Iron? Dr. Richard Kimball was a fugitive, but wouldn't Harrison Ford
have been in there? That's what I said. What the hell? I don't know what Commander Steve
McGarrett is. Okay. We got to start guessing start guessing. My God, we got plenty of time.
Tim Daly and David Jansen.
Oh my God.
I don't know any of these people left.
Those other two names sounded very British.
Is there a British sounding?
I would lean commit.
Blair Underwood, who's Raymond Burr?
I think this is Robert Ironside.
All right, do it Brandon.
We have to guess.
We have to start making guesses.
Ben McKenzie, you liked. I think that's James Gordon yeah go with it
yes all right now this is one of Oscar Madison or Felix Unger I know that but I
don't know which one that's the other that's the other one now this is either
Rick Kimball or commander Steve McGarrick and I think Tim Daly is
commander Steve McGarrick so let's go let's go dr. Richard Kimball or Commander Steve McGarrett? And I think Tim Daly is Commander Steve McGarrett. All right, so let's go Dr. Richard Kimball for this,
right?
Oh!
Nick, you idiot.
Wow.
Give up. Show us.
Do they show it?
I blew it.
Yeah, they show it.
Fucking blew it.
Oh my god.
Jack Lord, now it's Loughlin. Felix Unger is Thomas Lennon and Tony Randall and this one is...
Oh my god.
Hey, good work guys.
We got three in a row. Until next time.
But we gotta get four.
That's the rule of the game.
Until next time which is...
Right now.
Alright here we go. I could All right. Here we go. Oh, boy.
Oh, I could do well.
I could do. I got some Chelsea.
That's Cardiff. Cardiff is they go.
Oh, go to the next.
That one's going to be tough. Cardiff City is going to go be tough.
Chelsea, we know. Yep.
Club Rouge is second, second row, second from left.
Yeah.
Next. Next one.
Cluj, where's Cluj?
Meet me at the Cluj.
Sounds like I'm tempted to top left.
Yeah, hit that.
Nice. Palace, bottom, bottom, bottom, hit that. Nice.
Palace bottom, bottom, bottom, that one.
Bottom middle. Palace Charlton, bottom left.
That's cool. That's a good logo. Yeah.
You want to be fans? Yeah.
What are we? Charlton Athletic.
We're Charlton Athletic. Where are they?
I don't know. Charles is the Copenhagen.
The fourth one.
That's where I'll go next.
the fourth one that's where I'll go next
go next football league there's a couple easy ones we just got a right there shamrock oh that's oh that's got to be the left yeah that's got to be
it the car is called the valley Celtic that's Coventry City. I think there's a dog here.
Yeah.
Celtic Vigo might be.
Celtic Vigo wears yellow,
so it might be one of the ones with the yellow ones.
The Addicts, the Valiants, and the Red Robins.
Yeah, well.
Go next.
We'll come back to it.
I'm about to spend several dollars on merch.
That one must be the second one, right?
The second from Kull, that that yeah, yeah
He's a tough go again
Copenhagen's bottom right start with an easy one keep it random till we get these you want yeah That's what you have to do. That's a strategy. I'm sorry like that's to know that's 150 to all of them next that's ends in oil
Mine, can you pick the letters to make a scrabble except a four letter word ending in oil without triggering a mind?
Yeah, we ought to be able to do that.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
What?
I don't get it.
So B would be boil.
Oil.
Toil.
Soil.
C.
Oil.
Foil.
F.
No, not coil.
Why?
Yes.
Of course.
Foil.
All right.
T. Toil.
C is toil.
S is soil.
How many left? Alright.
Uh. What?
Royal is a word isn't it?
Royal? I think it might be.
Pick the letters and make a scrabble.
We have 18 seconds.
Yeah, go with the R.
Okay.
Probably. Poyle?
Poyle maybe? D oil maybe D D fuck was it
huh buddy it's fine too many no yeah we could get this right Right? Uh, not... Oh, no. It's Famicon. Famicon?
That many?
If am I?
So, you know, okay.
What was before that?
I don't know.
Forget it.
NES, yeah, we're not gonna get all of them.
Yeah, it's done.
Oh, TJ.
He's just doing his thing.
He might as well.
TJ, go!
TJ?
Switch.
Game Boy?
Go, TJ, go.
Game Boy Pocket?
Game Boy Advance?
Game Boy Color?
Weight? 64? Game Boy SP? 60 and boy or Gameboy DS Gameboy DS light yeah, but if you don't know the
77 yeah, we don't we're never a tar showing off
Is it tar is anyone?
Yes, oh the 64
We are not going to get the first one it does yeah, we're wasting time better. Yeah, this is all this is all
showing off
Color TV game fuck that
You did know a lot TJ. Yeah, that's cool
We were so okay, this one was really it
25 what it's gonna be oh God
One one all right go go the top first. Iverson.
Yeah.
Go Russell.
Russell.
Walton, 1-1, didn't he?
Yep, 77.
Walton.
I'm sitting out.
Pettit, 1-1.
Mellow didn't.
Parkley, 1-1.
Yep.
Derrick Rose.
Derrick, 1-1.
1-2, I think.
I don't think 2-1.
I don't think 2-1 did.. I don't think D-Wade did.
OK.
We'll have to come back to some.
I'm sure Mike and Dan.
Indeed.
Mike and Had to.
Kareem.
Unless they didn't give the word Durant.
Durant.
Durant.
Garnet.
D-Garnet?
Yeah.
2004, I believe.
OK.
I think he's right.
Yeah.
I think you're right.
LeBron, Magic, both.
Kobe, Larry. LeBron, Magic, both. Kobe, Larry.
LeBron, Magic.
A whole row except for Joe.
Oscar.
Ewing did not.
Ewing did not.
Shaq did.
Steph did.
Nash, Dunk.
Nash.
Dunkin.
Yeah.
McGrady did not.
All right.
No, no, no.
No!
Why did you hit that? What was that? How did he hit? We said McGrady did not. Yeah
Who'd he hit he said we said my great he did not say him a great he did not does tell him Yeah, that's not on him. No that is
Yeah, I think we can you think we get TV lyric by the story of
Our whole universe was a hot okay wait maybe not. Arrested development. Yeah. Um Barney.
Our whole universe was a hot. Six rock five something rock from the sun. Third rock from
the sun. But it starts with B. Oh Big Bang Theory. Big Bang Theory. Make your way in
the world. Cheers. Cheers. Another world of. A different strokes. No, no II which II
Took it
We're gonna turn it. That's the story about Fresh Prince. Yeah
No, no, we got E. No. Oh, sorry. We're gonna turn it on. Everyone loves Raymond. Oh
No, I don't know
Everybody everybody
But that might not be right anyway
ER
ER
Ernie and Bert let's get uh
That's just sit right back. You'll hear a tale isn't that
Entourage hmm
Oh just sit right back and you'll hear a tale of a boat.
Elegant's Island.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.
Hanson.
Oh, boy.
I know you, we're fucked.
Yeah, we're fucked.
All right, we're fucked. All right, that's all right's all right. We're so fine. Let's yak for a minute
Yeah, yeah, we got a we got a lick our backs here. We'll come back. We were so close
What can you do and what can you do except be smarter?
Yeah, but I don't know if that's an option. I think we will for perfect randoms in a row. It's never been done
Quick break I don't know if that's an option. I think we will. Four perfect randoms in a row. It's never been done. You need to take a break. Oh, my. Take a quick break.
Yak.
I need a hobby again.
Yeah, you do.
I need to get out and do things.
Birdwatching.
Oh, you were doing the fucking.
The poles.
They were doing the lesbian dance thing.
Yeah.
I am doing that.
I'm doing that.
I'm ready for that.
But I need building a tiny ship in a bottle, or I need a thing.
Kickboxing. Do you want to get out, or do you want to build a ship in a bottle or like I need a thing kickboxing
Do you want to get out or do you want to build a ship in a bottle?
Yeah, those are two different that's true. I'm just something bird watching. I do that a little bit already, okay?
Ceramics pottery get a dog stamp collecting
Body build a dog is a dog covers up so much horn soup
We're making soup.
Making soup?
Making porn.
Oh, you should brew, like, beer and shit.
Beer?
Make me.
I feel like that's kind of flown the,
none of you, you're a Pokemon guy.
Oh, what about, OK.
Fishing guy.
Here's an idea.
What if you just, what if you just started, like,
making cookies every day?
Oh, every single day.
Oh, tinker with cookie recipes. You brought them in. Find your own recipes. Just bring them in here. Have a recipe. Oh, every single day. Oh, yeah. Oh, take her with cookie recipes.
Brought them in.
Find your own recipes.
Bring them in here.
Have a recipe.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, that would be cool.
Like every fucking day.
Every day.
Every day.
And then when you don't, we get mad at you.
I feel like having deja vu.
There's another woman that was here.
Come on, Kim.
Kim.
Kim.
Kim.
That's right.
Hey, say what you want.
She made some good ass cookies.
Great cookies.
Great cookies.
Great cookies. She's bringing in cocktails too, right? Now she's got a fuhgman. She made some good ass cookies. Great cookies. Great cookies. Great cookies.
She's bringing in cocktails too, right?
Now she's got a fugman.
She's got a little fugman.
You want to steal someone from TikTok's idea?
Yeah.
Like the sandwich wheel or the type of bread.
Oh yeah, do you see that guy that makes his salads that way?
No.
Spin four wheels for four different ingredients,
then you have to make the sandwich and try it.
Oh, I like that.
Who was the fella that made the sandwiches
that we loved and then we found out died?
Do we have a sandwich fella?
Oh, he just recently.
The guy, he makes me calm down.
Oh, the British guy.
Whenever I have a long day at work.
Wait, what?
There's this Irish guy that makes the perfect sandwich.
His voice is so soothing.
And I watch it when, and he died recently.
He wasn't on A Fella Friday,
he was just a guy we watched on the internet.
Just a guy.
Hobbies are overrated.
Okay. And expensive. Calligraphy, Kate. We watched a guy Copies are overrated Okay
and expensive
Calligraphy Kate. Oh that could be a good one for you
Calligraphy school everybody writes
But that would make you seem that much cooler right if you had a yeah
I know just to expand my yakking something I can do where I have something to talk about imagine the respect
You would get
if you had an awesome signature.
Shit.
That looked like old timey.
There's a guy on my...
Okay, like big swooping strokes of a...
Quilting.
He'll make people's signature.
Why don't you quilt?
I'm jealous of people with good ones.
I tried to learn calligraphy one time,
or they tried to teach it to us in school with those pins.
Yeah, calligraphy time.
I was just a glob of mess.
Yeah.
I took it in high school.
Did you do it?
I passed. I think I took it in high school. Did you do it? Passed.
I think I took calligraphy at one point.
I saw there was like a, I went to a coffee shop on Saturday
and there was five women, kind of all like in their 20s,
just quilting.
Quilting's like take it off on.
Yeah.
They were just sitting around a table quilting together.
It's gone retro.
It's weird.
And they were just taking up a table to do a stupid quilt gone retro it's weird and they were just
taking up a table to do a stupid quilt
understand that Vandy's up right now quilts aren't even a good blanket no
they're not no they're not comfortable whatsoever Afghans though don't want to
trigger you can you know yeah you got a pile a lot of a mine you know
Come on, Yana. Warm up.
What other hobbies are there?
Bull riding.
I want you to make something so you can bring it in and show us.
It'd be cool if you became an adrenaline junkie.
Just like started doing crazy tricks.
Hormonica.
I have one.
Someone here got me one, I feel like.
Have you ever seen the ads for 911 when you're watching sports? No. That show, it's FX's or whoever's new number one. I feel like have you ever seen the ads for nine one one when you're watching sports
No show it's a FX is or whoever is new number one
There was a harmonica stuck in a woman's mouth
And they were trying to talk to her and she was just making a harmonica noises, and it's not a humorous show
It's meant to put it in her mouth harmonica got stuck. What's fake?
It's or is all 9-1-1 because there was like the the killer bees episode and then there's a the she made it say Oh, what a beekeeping Nato? I saw. It's a show. It's 9-1-1. Because there was like the killer bees episode and then there's the ship that sank.
Oh, what about beekeeping?
Bee-nado, I saw that.
There's a huge thing of bees like a block from my house.
And the lady, she just puts on the hat but goes like in a t-shirt and she's like digging into the fucking thing.
It's crazy. She doesn't care.
That'd be badass.
Yeah, this. yep that'd be bad yeah this is that the
woman who took her vitals yes Marcy I'm
Tommy and we're gonna take a good look
at you all right how'd she get it in there?
You wanna take a good look?
What are we doing?
She says it hurts like hell
yeah I can see why that's in there pretty good. She doesn't understand how she could get it in but not
out. Well, that's urgent care 101. It's a lot easier to shove
something in than it is to pull it out. The tissue like the
Jaguars kids. Yeah. Why? That's not a comedy. No, no. I think
there's a coming. Yeah, they did a be NATO episode. Yeah, they
did do be NATO episode. Yeah, they did do be needed up be they don't
The ads during football were like be NATO is coming like a three-part Retrusion is a storm cloud Good because I forgot to charge my phone Oh man, I would love to write for a movie like that
Right up my alley Kate write a script. Okay. Yeah, right
Fig I just need something to expand my brain again. I feel like you know you get in a rut and you're like
In a rut is my last name backwards verbatim
How long you been in a rut Kate? Five years Rudd is my last name backwards. Herb Adam.
How long you been a rookie? Oh, five years.
Six years.
How long you been seeing the beating?
Five year. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What's the beef up to?
What's his next? What's his next thing?
What does he do? I don't know what he does.
Yeah, while you're doing your hobby,
send him in, let him talk to us.
Yeah.
You want to join a Barstool Chess Club? No,'m not I don't have the brains me and Blutman and Che
Are you really doing it have you really been
Open yeah, you can be in yeah, not good, but I know how to play
It would be cool if there was like a weekly mini tournament and then the winner always gets their face on the like a
Yeah, the problem is with chess like
One person is just gonna be the best and then they just win it every week. I bet chaise annoying to play chaise good
Oh, yeah, is he good?
I don't know. So you go to chess. I'm chaise pretty decent compared to the real world
Like Grand Masters are you good at chair to the regular people? I'm better than most people in this office. Yes. I just don't know why you didn't answer. That's all. Yeah. He could
have just answered. So you're going to chest. We have a chessboard here. No, I moved mine
and I can't find it. I'm looking for it. I have two at home. I lost your chessboard. Hey chair You got a really good one
How did you lose your chessboard?
moving oh
The flood it's somewhere. I'll find it I
Suck at chess, but I also if
Unless I'm a grandmaster. I'll think I said you be just just feels like golf to me where it's like
I'll never there'll never be a time. I could be a scratch chess player. I'd still be like I fucking suck
Who'd you meet the other day Randy Moss Larry Fitzgerald? Okay? Oh?
I beat the Larry Fitzgerald. That was a big day
Yeah, he's decent. He put me in hell dude. He had me in hell
My pawn structure was a fucking joke, and he knew it he could he could sniff that out immediately
He controlled the center off the gate you had your you had your Knights on the rim
Yeah, I was fucking I was in hell, but I got him. I did get him. I don't know isn't that right Danny
I don't know how congrats mark. Thanks, man. It means a lot
Start us start some sort of club Kate. Oh
Yeah, start a club club I
Need something people talk about new moms are like flamingos you lose your pink Start a club. Start a club. I need something.
People talk about new moms are like flamingos.
You lose your pink.
I got to get my pink back.
What?
Oh, bro, I don't think that's what they're meaning.
Oh.
OK, sorry.
That's definitely not what they mean.
OK.
Did you hear about Kate's pink?
Gone.
No idea where it went. New moms lose their pink? Finding classic. about Kate's pink. Gone.
You moms lose their pink? Finding kids.
What?
I mean, it's a thing.
Yeah, Flamingo's milk is red, I believe.
It looks like blood.
And they, yeah, mom, it's true.
They feed, they're feeding the babies all the food.
So they're, they're turning pink
and they're losing their pink.
And then like, when she starts to get back
in the groove of Flamingo, mom gets her pink back. Wait, let's just do a series. pink and then like when she starts to get back in the groove of flamingo
Mom gets her pink wait. Let's just do a series cake
We gotta find
And all of us plan a day for you
Find my pink
My god find Kate's pink fucking rediscovering Kate's
The battle for Kate's pink have you seen Kate's pink beef what's in your mouth?
Spit it out we have to plug with the hold his nose
You spit it out. We have to hold his nose.
Ha ha ha.
Beav.
Beav.
It's pink.
Give it back.
And right now.
Mmm.
Mmm.
You gotta take out a treat and dangle until he drops the pink by accident.
Yeah, I haven't seen it.
Beav, it's in your pocket now.
There, grab the pink.
Grab the pink.
You don't have it.
Why are you holding it anymore?
Look. Other hand, Beav. Why are you holding it anymore?
Look.
Other hand, Beav.
Throwing it down a sewer grate.
What did you?
Uh, uh.
Yeah.
Sporkle.
Yep.
Good work, boy.
We earned this.
15 seconds.
Oh, fuck.
Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.
It's just the first letter.
First letter of every country in Asia.
Kyle, this is the second for everyone. Hold on, hold on. every country I mean how could you do 49 I think it means the first letter you get 15 seconds
to get the first one right no even though oh I see oh just all the first
letters just I just type in all right now you got it no it's cleaning the
first letter of the Asian is it an order you know what okay? Okay, just type in A, B, C, D, E, F, G, E, F
Uh, huh?
Oh yeah, okay.
No, there's no D. Oh!
Alright, new quiz.
That was bad, I don't like that one.
That was a terrible one.
Billion dollar animated movies.
It's all recent.
I wouldn't know by year though.
Inside Out 2 maybe me Toy Story 3?
No, 20 Moana
I'll frozen to that had to be a big one. Oh Moana's not there cocoa
Damn
migration done no migration wasn't billion that'll be the maybe the meaning so I
Don't know.
No, migration was not.
I don't know.
Oh, Despicable Me.
Was Avatar one?
Was that animated?
Yeah, I guess kind of.
All right, we're out.
Yeah, we're done.
We had the perfect run of three.
No, we're going to get it.
I blew it.
We're going to get it.
Super Mario.
The Lion King wasn't animated in 2019, it the the they called it live action. I guess that is animation
Brandon, okay. We're good. We're good. You got it. I got you
mad
What back bad emotion? Yep?
five
Park down bottom left.
Rock, that big rock.
The West Wing, that wing.
That's my fucking...
Medicine, the medicine.
Sex and the City.
Boy Mates World.
Grace Under Fire.
Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Walker, Texas Ranger.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Yes, yeah dark winged duck
Pinky in the brain
Zena warrior princess
Picket fences that was close
NYPD blue there we go and the X-Files. Oh, yeah, we go Brandon. Oh Brandon down one perfect. We need to go Brando
Go Brian one down one perfect way to go Brando
Fuck really turns a carry we should all be able to do this. We only have a minute. We could do it I believe it go left or right yes or no villains are villains
Jafar are scar is he there Captain Hook top right?
Gaston is he a villain yes, yes movies movies Cruella de Vil movies movies movies movies movies
Beauty and the Beast Beauty and the Beast
Viking Lion King Beauty and the Beast the line to Fantasia
Movies frozen far right
Aladdin next to frozen hold on animals with go on a bumper bumper bumper bumper
Pride rock I'd rock top left top left
Tiana top top row
Simba
Villains
Locations
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North America.
Europe.
South America.
Asia.
We need a few Asias in a row.
Oceania.
Africa.
North America. ones Asia yes yes North America oh fuck oh no
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More like TJ glitches disappearing Titus
Poets oh, man, it's all for not no
Donna yeah, it's all for not anyway Eugene
There's an antique store down the street dial M for modern Taylor really looks cute as a button
wife
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That's okay,. Tell me something Brandon.
You do the pro fighters league already? I did. All right. Well the body armor is the
yak gauntlet segment. Are we doing one? Yeah let's do it. Well then is there a high noon
for me? Yeah do high noon. We'll do the gauntlet. Yeah high noon. It's time to load up on the
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I would say.
Thanksgiving, cranberry
juice with 7-Up, and a big
punch bowl.
How about
drinking for your hobby?
Oh my god. You like to drink.
Would you ever start smoking cigs again?
I think about it.
I like secondhand smoking.
Yeah.
I like wafting it.
I like being around it.
Walking behind somebody.
If you're a beef quit.
I didn't know the beef was a smoker as well.
Big time.
If you walk outside and somebody's smoking a cigarette,
do you like to stand there and secondhand smoke it,
or do you ask, hey, let me get a little?
No, I'll just kind of wally.
If someone's smoking and walking down the street,
I'll kind of loosely follow them that's just you
loosely following it's just you following yeah yeah they hear a
whistling sound they're like what is that so we're doing a gauntlet
apparently yeah because of body armor look at bloodman look at him so you guys have a live show and he it
would be his nightmare to go do that line yep he's not going but he's saying
there's too much ball to watch yep wait you guys are going to that area that has
the best ball watching that you can do it we're doing supreme ball watching
yeah Saturday in Texas in Dallas sold out at the Cosm any special segments that
you're doing oh no I haven't really sat down to plan it out yet. So we got the Barstool College show at 1230
I'm a little worried the heat is concerning. Oh
It's supposed to be 95 degrees. Oh, it's Wow. You should have another fat off so you can take your shirt off
I'll have my shirt off Danny. Okay, you will have have my the fat off might be a new segment for the show just
challenge somebody in the audience to come have a fat off with me. Be fatter
than you yeah. I don't think I could barbecue there where we are. There won't
be? I hope there is. There's gotta be. Yeah I hope like Terry. What did you do Shay?
You don't perv. Knocked over the entire place. What's the essence of Dallas you touched down in Dallas? What do you
feel? What is their thing? Um I don't know. I think you go
straight to barbecue. I think you go straight to Terry
Black's barbecue. The downtown scene was like a little dead
to me. I agree. There's nothing going on downtown.
Everybody lives out in the really nice suburbs with the
really nice houses. Yeah. Nobody's downtown. That's a really SMU was like one of like the
rich like it's known for really rich kids I think so but that's from
everywhere also a super spread out area yeah everything is like forever away
there's some cool little pockets though there had a bar down there that me and Pat went to out and about Pat and they had you it's called Yahoo's but it
was alcoholic you who drinks oh the vomit let me tell you I like that I had
stomach rot more than two I had about seven oh hey and it was we were there
for the Red River rivalry yeah and the next day they had to empty out the box of T-shirts
so I could puke into it in the back of the, yeah.
It was tough.
That was a- That can't be a good puke.
Chocolate milk with vodka?
And I would never wanna ruin chocolate milk for myself.
With Pat?
They had to let me sleep on the back of the Barstool bus
before the show started and the bus driver
was letting stoolies come on the bus
and I was like part of the tour and he's like and there's Parstool Kate
I was almost lose my job territory. Here I am. It was a long time ago.
Yeah, when I was brand new and I didn't. You just started. I just started. Still had your pink.
Brandon, where are you going?
We were just going Saturday morning. You're gonna go to use bookstore. I won't have time you're gonna go to where JFK was shot
I won't have time for that either
Love to it's pretty cool. The use of bookstores what I was talking about. Oh, you check out the fair at all
You were there the shows at the fair. Yeah, you know
Bounce around and try
some fried butter I'd love to but again I'm worried about the heat the heat's
gonna be a problem you how hot is it gonna be 95 oh you eat but do can you
eat in mass no I'm not a I'm not particularly fast or heavy eater, but then how do you do it is it constant just yeah?
It's a steady stream. Okay never turns. It's never in giant quantities or in quick. It's just
Ever ever never goes more than an hour without a meal
Yeah, when you start getting hungry I
Don't I don't know I I do my breakfast at 730 now.
I get hungry at about 1030, so three hours.
I've been skipping lunch.
Whoa.
That's crazy.
It's a big move.
I'm not a breakfast guy.
I'd eat a big breakfast and a big dinner, skip lunch.
Keeps me locked in all day.
I wasn't until I started getting active again.
It slows you down.
I mean, eating a big breakfast, big lunch, and big dinner,
it seems almost too difficult. Well, no, I don't until I started getting it slows you down. I mean, eating a big breakfast, big lunch and big dinner, it seems almost too difficult.
Well, no, I don't eat.
I eat. Well, I guess big breakfast is wrong.
Does you get it? Two bowls of cereal.
How does that be? Well, that's no, he's over here now.
Hmm. But I'm very hungry all day.
I think you need to step in with Blutman
and have him take a
weekend off ball I see him every Sunday he looks like he'd death when unnecessary
roughness goes live after the shocking I I scrolled the Twitter timeline and just
oh yeah so much you know he just much ball airing its screens the whole day. SpongeBob meme. Yeah. Real life. Yeah.
The he might lose his eyes.
But he's been taking Mondays off a thing, which is no screen Mondays,
which has helped him refresh.
Yeah, he's been looking spry.
Tuesday, Blutman is a sight to behold.
It's a beautiful thing.
But he knows like he knows a lot of things about like receivers
and like the Mountain West. He knows every player in the
country. Ever. Yeah, he knows every for something he knows.
Hey, Blutman.
Starting running back San Jose State.
Dude, I don't know. Oh, yeah, I do. His name is
Oh, dude, I don't know. Oh, yeah, I do.
His name's Chalk, Floyd Chalk.
Floyd Chalk.
Holy shit.
It's fun.
You do that all day.
Does he know a receiver for Southern Utah?
Hey, Blutman, who's that receiver for Southern Utah?
No.
OK, sorry.
No.
You know I like the Utah Tech receivers. I transfer to the National Stadium. Sorry, sorry. No. You know I like the top tech receivers.
I transfer to the next stage.
Sorry, my bad.
That was on me.
There's Floyd Chalk the fourth.
Oh, it was Floyd Chalk the fourth.
OK.
Who's running the gauntlet?
We don't know.
Did you read the ad?
No.
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we're doing a gauntlet.
Do you want to see if there's anybody in this building that
hasn't done it?
Instead of just us?
I'd like that.
Who hasn't done it?
Well, let me just go see who's upstairs.
Danny?
Poke my head.
I've done it.
Have you?
Yeah.
Oh, you fell down.
That's right.
I think that happened. Old habits. Yeah, you fell down, that's right. I think that happened in the old habits.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, you fell down.
That's fucking hilarious.
Yeah, that's why my—
Chae, you're right.
That's why my score was so low.
Sick fucking snag.
Yeah, we need to get some cucumbers over Blutman's eyes.
Yeah, he needs it.
He should be wearing the tanning goggles every time he goes outside.
Kate, have you done it?
I have.
I did it once.
When you didn't have your pink or when you had your pink? Smokes has done it.
I didn't have my pink.
What about, Smokes has done it.
Has he?
Lance girls and I.
Wait, has Chief done it?
Lance has done it.
Chef Donnie done it?
Paige?
Has Paige done it?
I don't think Paige has done it.
No, I don't think she's done it.
I bet you she'd like to.
I'm wearing her jacket right now.
Oh, Mad Dog's always wanted to too.
She's trying out for, or Paige's run the marathon on some.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Oh, maybe I'll go cheer that on.
I love a good marathon cheer on.
Wonton Don done it?
No chance.
What?
He has?
He's the only one.
Maybe he hasn't.
Smoke staring into the abyss.
What's that group?
What's Wonton doing?
Should we have Henkel do it?
Schmoozing.
Henkel's never done it.
He's never done it. Who are these people? I it? Schmoozing. Hankl's never done it. He's never done it.
Who are these people?
I don't know.
That's Wonton Don's group.
He's over there schmoozing.
Hankl would put it all.
Yeah, that's why I wouldn't see it.
He put forth a lot of effort.
Stephanie, have you done it?
Yo.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
She's done Dizzy.
I know that.
She's done Dizzy.
She took off.
Wait, Stephanie, have you done the gauntlet?
Yeah, she has.
Yeah, she did bad.
Hank didn't do it
We're saying Hank hole
His pug oh, I'd like that get him off the leash go get pug
Malsec have you done the gauntlet? Okay
There's no way we'll get pug there's just no way to look any of this up.
That's the craziest part.
This is Blutman's favorite part of his life.
Yeah.
I could watch Liam Blutman do anything all day long I think.
He's sneakily thin.
He's my favorite critter we have.
Yeah?
He's a critter.
He needs like a trombone following him around.
It's also very funny because Blutman and Evo run my fantasy
team with those guys.
And so like they were sending trade offers to Manny Machado
like two hours before their first pitch.
Oh, Jesus.
And like he was replying.
Oh, to the actual person.
Yeah.
What? What?
Not here yet.
Why were you doing it like this?
That was a...
Why were you going like this?
It's not here.
Who's back?
It's no good.
The attempt was no good.
Shane, Harry...
Fuck Harry, okay?
We're not letting fucking Harry do it.
I'd like to see me Harry fuck. Oh
Harry fucking get here. Oh
Harry in here has Harry ever done a kill it Brandon
I'm tired of Harry's bull. Whoa
What's your piece? I'm like baldens fuck Harry. That's why yeah
If you don't hate I'll tell you off camera what okay if you don't fucking understand do you not want him on never done it?
I don't want him on I don't want Harry. I want him on I want to sit. I'm not gonna. I'm leaving
Brandon you got to get over that no cheer cheer against them. Oh, yeah cheer against them
Show us how you cheer a little get in his head
Okay, that was good. Yeah, that was silent treatment.
Oh, you want me to do it now?
Yeah, that was smart silent treatment.
Why are we getting him? Why aren't we doing the gauntlet?
Where? How about that dog?
Che's just playing around.
Yeah.
Where's Harry?
He's coming.
That barking was him.
Nothing drives you more insane than Che.
Che's an insane person.
There he is.
I don't notice Che squinting.
When Che does his Navy Seal
Oh, don't come in. Oh, sorry be I want you in here. No, you're good
Navy Seal motions to us off camera. It drives
Speaking in code for no reason just like oh he walks by like the codes and gestures
And he does this every day for two hours and he sometimes forgets how to turn the mic on that breaks me every once in a
while
Harry what's up? What's going on on guys never done the gauntlet I
don't think so no okay formally what's uh you see Brandon he's been actually
very really nice to me all morning oh that's who is that sarcasm we haven't
talked you're nice to me yesterday yeah it was yesterday we said that we're
gonna start today he couldn't remember are you told them about it
you told about the show oh friends all right beefs off all right Harry yeah
Kate you were here hey what if you had your pink you somebody somebody get
this woman or pink let's put up flyers have you seen Kate's here's my number call me if you have my her pink. Have you seen Kate's pink? Here's my number.
Call me if you have my pink.
Call me if you've seen Kate's pink
and then the phone is just ringing nonstop.
Yeah.
Kate's pink hotline.
Give him Lucas's number.
Yeah, I've seen Kate's pink.
Yeah.
Harry, get on up.
Let's go, Harry.
High hopes for Harry.
The leaf is off?
Yeah, because you told him.
He saw the show. Yeah, true. Let's go, Harry. Yeah, because you told them. He saw the show.
Yeah, true.
Let's go, Harry.
Speaking Harry Pink.
Harry, please put that down.
That was whack.
That was so whack of you.
Titus, what's the reason between what's
the reason with Brandon's outfit?
I have no idea.
I truly have no idea. Bottom think I truly have no idea bottom half was advisors
Okay, yeah, he just showed it the first time I saw him. He was looking like that
All right
Here we go
Harry might be good Harry's gonna be yeah, I think put that
Harry might be good. Harry's gonna be. Yeah, I think. Oh put that down. Oh Harry what the fuck? I can't believe it
He's just fucking line stepping in our face. All right here we go
three two one go Harry go
It's a wrap
Dead last maybe all time wait still nothing
Let's go Harry.
Get it in.
Yep.
Soccer.
Oh, he shot a different one.
Wow.
Jake sucks now.
Oh.
Ow. Shit, that hit pal's head. Aye. Quit it Harry. Oh
Wait an airy if you in the back of the nary that's a crazy
Harry can't shoot Harry Harry Harry Harry ball Harry Harry
What oh
My god come on Harry oh
No fucking damn it he had it
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Give me a sec no NBA teams use color green as a team color. Mm-hmm. Bucks, Celtics. Three main actors from the movie The Hangover.
Where is he?
Zach Galifianakis.
Ooh, that's a tough one to type.
Oh, TJ.
States that end in O or E.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
You can get the NHL teams.
You can get the NHL teams.
You're a hockey guy. Yeah, anything. Stick with that. You can get the NHL teams. You can get the NHL teams. You're a hockey guy. Yeah, I need to stick with that.
Rangers? Stick with that.
No, definitely. No.
Stick with that.
Oh. Oh, maybe. Oh, wow.
Dine top refrigerator brand.
One in forever.
U.S. states that end with O-R-E.
Oh, there we go.
Most obese president US history.
No.
Michigan man.
Gerald Ford.
No.
Oh, it wasn't.
Green.
The fat dude?
Fat president?
Was it Taft?
Yeah.
Did he go to Michigan?
I don't know.
I don't know basketball.
Hangover actors
Tests from Ohio Bradley Cooper. Yeah
Time right nope
Three more. Oh god damn sorry HL teams stick like original six teams
Not you you I Boston Bruins
Didn't Toronto win a shitload
You can just say just say it it Ronald Maple leaves yes yeah there you go for so much history in hot red
red wings there it is perfect that was a really good time
until sparkle better at basketball I thought there, so. There we go.
All right, Harry. Good job.
Let's see where he is.
Thank you.
Good job, Harry.
You were on fire for a second.
What time did I get in at Sporkel at?
One minute.
If you had gotten that second three.
Ten. Twenty. like one something. If you had gotten that second three. I know.
20.
Could use a little bit more help from Brandon, but.
Yeah, but you guys are beefing.
You guys never got along.
He made fun of your moped.
What do you say about it?
Is that as dumb?
Now hold on a second.
Hey, now.
What do you say about it?
All right, thank you, Harry. Thank you, guys. Appreciate it. What do you say about it? All right, thank you Harry. Thank you guys.
Appreciate it Harry. Let's we got a few more minutes. Let's try to get this. You want to
do it? Yeah. It's a fun challenge. We can do it. Let's get this done. We got him.
Where's Brandon?
He's important.
Oh, no.
No, it's too many.
It's a wall of too many.
What?
T.J., don't go rogue.
He's spicy today.
No, I don't understand what that means.
That's Tuesday.
All right, wait, wait.
Kyle can get this.
Kyle, you can do this in a minute.
O, Q, or Y. All right. You, wait. Kyle can get this. Kyle, you can do this in a minute.
O, Q, or Y.
All right, you got this, Kyle.
Oman?
Can you name the countries bordering Yemen?
There it is.
Oh.
Saudi Arabia.
There's another is Oman Oman sounds like it's a guitar. Yeah. Oh, what's the okay? Why oh?
Kuwait no
What are they asking Oman trial Mon name the country's bordering country. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Qatar is the country that oh you so what borders so guitar is so our rain. Oh wait starts with a queue. Oh
Oh boy, I got it now
No, no, no, no, it, it doesn't start with a Q.
UAE.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Shoulda got that.
Yeah.
Not great, not great showing from us.
We needed Brandon.
That was a confusing one.
Yeah.
But once we figured it out.
Movie character slot machine two.
All right.
Too many characters.
Why?
Yeah, it's too many.
Way too many. Too many. That's a fourth mix. Basically lot. Yeah, it's too long. Way too many. Too many. No. Too many.
That's a fourth mix.
Basically, if the...
Oh, too long.
If the number's over 20...
We can't start with that.
...0 slash, if that number's higher than 20, T.J., keep it moving.
Pink Floyd.
The first one.
All right, 5 for Floyd.
Literature.
Literature.
Guys, we could have done that last one, by the way.
What was it?
Yeah, it was a word scramble.
It was a word scramble with a letter P.
It was a lot.
And it was all bands. Oh. Well, the next one would have been 5 for 5. Yeah scramble with the letter P. And it was all bands. Oh.
The next one would have been five for five.
Yeah, we would have been fucked.
150, no.
Nick?
150, crazy.
Yeah.
150's crazy.
Next.
Nine, OK.
OK, all right.
All right. OK. US. Right? Oh, okay. All right All right
Okay, oh yes
Right. Oh boy, but it's saying we have to guess by how many yeah go to the next go to the next We're not gonna know go to next down to so it's too UK. It's just guessing. Yeah
Let's get walk. We're the most most us
We're second most god damn're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
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We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most.
We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. We're the most. Wisconsin. Why was that the first? Wisconsin.
Minnesota.
Michigan.
Was Alaska crazy?
No.
I feel like New York.
Ohio.
Probably Illinois.
Oh, okay.
Iowa.
Virginia. Alabama.
Vermont.
What about California?
Think about where there's people.
Alaska.
Connecticut.
Little St. Louis drivers.
What's happening?
A lot of drivers, though.
I don't know.
Connecticut.
Oh, wow.
Maryland?
Sheesh. Oh, OK, fuck., okay. Fuck North Dakota
North Carolina
I think we got to go west from where we were
Yeah, Colorado Colorado Colorado good answer Brett. I thought bad answer, but Montana drivers
Oregon I mean, Texas obviously Idaho obviously, Texas
Do we do Michigan?
What's number one? What's around West Virginia? I could be West Virginia, but you don't have a lot of drivers
Main Oh Main
New Jersey New Hampshire, Kentucky are 29 second Florida duh
New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey already did it. Oh, I'm sure just keep the keep the new at the ham Ohio
Kentucky Nebraska Kentucky's a good one. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Kansas is a good one.
Kansas is right.
Missouri.
Missouri.
Arkansas.
Arkansas.
Arkansas.
Arkansas.
Arkansas.
Yes!
Yes, TJ!
Wow.
You're the man, TJ!
That's my fleet-fingered homie back there.
Fuck yes, TJ. No. Uh. Yes. Oh yeah, I know this. That's my fleet-fingered homie back there
Yes
He's as banana as a cactus we just know that's a cactus you oh you
Banana
Is that a tarantula spider I think I think mmm okay we got it wrong our boys were crushing my god what is that wait I don't know what we're
looking at there actually you're a seasick hornet try wasp is that a bees
nest like larvae the next one so we can see it more clearly.
Gator?
Gator.
Next one's crocodile.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I still can't say that damn thing.
Maggots.
Is that maggots?
Yeah, maggots.
Oh, funk.
That's in the song.
Yunk.
Maggot.
Maggot's in the song?
Yeah.
The one next to crocodile is maggot.
Nope.
Plural.
Termite.
Never mind.
Termite? Yeah. There we go. You. Termite.
Yeah.
What is
not
not
cold
cold
cold
Yeah, sauerkraut.
That's in the song I'm pretty sure.
Alright, we got two.
Somebody clip when Danny said banana and got that clutch.
Get the picture. Oh I'm out of it.
Someone's gotta get this.
Thor villains. Let's try.
Fuck.
We got to. We gotta try.
Oh god.
What? I know who Hela is.
But Ally.
Ally Grundroth? What the fuck go Melkith?
Let's just see if we can guess it. Do you know these CJ you can help I don't oh my god. Go to the next
Oh
This is easy every great king had an execution. Oh, that's Maleketh that
That's hella Maleketh that's hell ah yeah oh you're out we're out just see what the first
next quiz would be one oh no one more not one more run one more run one more
run uh you have two words any letters EFT we should be able to do that you pick the correct word space opening me left nice Kate
Left over left over
Nice Nick left Gary left this
Demonstrating skill and cleverness that is death
Deprived of or liking something especially
I've never heard that
The crosswise threads and all that's I think that's what be well. I think that's what I did the dude is a
Okay, yeah, we should be able to do that you said in English words and in LL. Oh w okay all right two minutes
I'm gonna get all right
Go oh wow I will someone else want to type?
No.
No, no, no, we're in this together.
Yeah.
Okay.
You have to do this.
If I'm not typing it, it's...
You're fine.
Okay, every...
Allow the spelling of the type.
Every word TJ is going to end in L-L-O-W.
Copy, paste, L-L-O-W.
No, we're good, we're good.
No, no, we can do this, we can do this.
It's not that hard.
We've got to switch it up now.
All right.
I think it's going to be too hard.
All right, here we go.
All right, let's all...
Everybody calm down a lot low
Allow allow
Bellow follow. Yeah, hollow
Mellow swallow
Yellow yellow gallow
Hello
Good answer day fuck. I think tallow is a word. It is like a beef tallow, right?
We're not getting shallow. Oh, yes
Isn't callow did somebody say that Below that below swallow fellow that was not a boy one oh um Oh
That's too many syllables
No, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're out. You so hello with a palo
hello B a b a yeah there we go. Oh
three more below bi Hello Dallow BA? Yeah, there we go. Three more!
Billo? B-I-L-L?
Dallow?
Is Zillow an actual word?
No.
Yellow yellow.
God damn it.
Palo, fellow, shallow, hollow.
Wait, are these in any sort of order?
No.
I mean, we tried as friends. Wait, are these in any sort of order? No.
I mean, we tried as friends. We all did this together.
It's the real wing.
Willow?
Willow.
We got it.
We got it.
Wellow?
Wellow.
It's probably tight as a fallow.
Yellow?
Fallow?
Yellow.
Grillo?
Swallow?
What about fallow? Fall follow follow I didn't know
Guys we're just not
All right, nobody's not did what I could but we all need to find our pink we all need our pink now
We lost
Stop putting quizzes, but yeah, oh no pass what so it gets less more and more
Tj. Don't hit don't hit snail shit random one more time
No, fuck it. Let's get it
Okay, all right
No chance we get all
Just keep going.
Yeah, fuck the next one, but keep, hit it just to see.
Just one more time.
TJ, if your finger slips on random quiz,
I won't yell, per se.
Phil, what the fuck?
I can't even, no, we can't do this.
This isn't even Sporkle, this is a different game.
TJ, hit random quiz to show people what Sporkle looks like.
What a real one would look like.
Kyle.
Woo! Yeah yeah here we go
Those capital being an egg or yeah, I was never gonna be hard, but I got it
No, the country begins with that it seems find the capital of a country that begins with a oh
Athens, Toronto no, that's no oh
Toronto Brussels He's got it.
Oh my god. You gotta go through all of them.
Mm hmm. Keep going Ottawa. Oh, there you go.
San Tome Domingo. Addis Ababa.
Addis Ababa gets me every time.
Paris?
You guys might know this.
Paris?
Yeah, Paris.
Uh. Oh, Athens. Paris.
Oh, Athens. Yes.
Hungary is Bucharest, right?
Budapest, yeah.
Budapest, Budapest.
Jakarta.
Tokyo.
Tokyo. Bishkek
Bataar. Well, you've never seen this cake. Oh, Muscat. Manila.
Doha. Bucharest. Yeah. Romania, right? I've been waiting on that one. Yeah. Port of Spain. No.
I've been waiting on that one. Port of Spain, no.
Dakar.
I think I'll only know one more.
I'm out.
Port of Spain.
Oh my god.
Tash Kent.
Is that Caracas?
Caracas.
Sanaa.
That was fun, Brandon.
I see what you made.
Harar. What a blast. What a blast. What a blast. We got one. I'm gonna do this. That was fun, Brandon. Let's see what you made.
Hurrah.
What a blast that was.
What a blast.
What a blast.
All right, we got one.
That was our last one.
Yeah.
Okay.
We're gonna be able to do that.
Maybe.
We can do this.
We don't really have a choice.
Annabelle, Beetlejuice, Carrie.
Yep.
Okay.
It's an alphabetical order, right?
Two ends.
Beetlejuice?
Yeah, it is an
upward be quarter huh. Juices carry. What's that
the game and see. The as the fuck that's exorcist
the exorcist oh the what is the zombie move?
Freddy versus Jason the Friday the grudge
Shining dawn of the dead happy a day. Yes. Oh my god, okay?
Nightmare we're in it. We're in it. That's Brad Pitt, the vampire. Interview with the vampire?
Oh yeah.
Interview with the vampire.
Wow.
Interview with the vampire.
So Jay, Jason.
Jason versus Freddie.
IE.
IE.
Oh.
Oh.
Uh oh.
Is that Jason 2000? Sorry. IE. IE. Oh.
Uh oh. Is that Jason 2000?
That's Freddy, right? That's Freddy, though.
What's the clown with a K?
That's Killer Clowns from Outer Space with K.
All Ks.
I think.
Misery.
Yes.
Poltergeist. Omen yeah there's a you in there oh
nevermind there's not the orphan orphan or Omen Omen O-M-E-N who is that Rosemary's
baby Q young Frankenstein s that's the what's the one they filmed X-Files shining no no young Frankenstein quarantine is that
cute quarantine hey so where that's a werewolf wolf man the thing over right Underworld. Wow. Zombie land.
Oh my god.
We got four left. Oh my god.
We got three left. Oh my god.
We gotta get the Jason.
Children of the corn? No.
Freddy returns Freddy.
Well it'd be Jay, right?
Freddy versus Jason. So it has to be Jason.
So put Jason versus Freddy.
Yeah, Jason versus Freddy then what is the V?
One did that one. Did you try just Jason? Huh? Yeah, maybe just right?
But that's Freddy Krueger in that isn't it? Oh
Hey, that's Jeepers creeper. Yeah
Okay, so what's the actual?
The lost boys is that what that is looks like it
Is that a horror my god one more one more fucking kid? What is like a?
Vampire because they're in black and white vampire
Vampire kids and diaries vampire fucking probably little fucking virgins the
Virgin for village of the damned village of the day
We do oh
Well, we don't know maybe maybe not oh shit can you pick Charles okay, it's a sumpter sumpter
Probably
That sounds like silent film era I I would say, or radio.
Could be cartoon.
Go to the radio.
Next.
Next.
First Quebec Conference begins, the chief representatives
are in charge of.
There's only seven.
Nah.
Pierre Trudeau.
Nah.
Sounds, but.
Seems like a fuck.
Ah, fuck.
Next.
Next. De Niro. the the the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the the What is that Kashmir or Trey Pakistan? Right, Trey Pakistan.
Oh, Lewinsky. Yeah.
How many did you get?
Wasn't it eight?
I think it's eight.
Wasn't it eight gold medals?
I think it's eight.
Yeah.
OK.
Nice.
Oh, god.
TJ, you're no.
What does it say?
Silent film? Or the first blank? We all agree. Silent film or. you know. I. What is it? What is it?
Silent film?
We all agree silent film or animated cartoon.
I think.
Paris does.
I feel like French is silent.
Fantas sounds like cartoon to me like a comic.
But wasn't Steamboat Willie like the first cartoon?
Yeah that was like 1928 or 2026.
It was early.
Did they have silent films like the 1800s like
No, it would be around here
Let's go silent film. I'm gonna say
Is like a thing of
We have another one too
So spin it twice the second one will be whoever asked to do the second one also the show ended long
It did yeah, we're sure I have a call in like 10 minutes 5 minutes 2 minutes shit. I got quick pics damn
It would have been done by now oh
Oh, this is the worst fuck go with your gut a
Menagerie is the thing of trinkets
Comics are like little eyeball. Oh no. Oh no all right
Which one you guys like you guys can decide which one you want to I don't know I'm doing the last one but
All right, Kate's up. Okay, you got to get one
Or you could do the other one prime. I have your pink
You have to find your I got to reach your pin in my pink for this
You guys are gonna hate this I know but I'm gonna say
comic book sorry no
no no no
that was never an option
I would have said
I would have said
Prime Minister
I would have said Robert Borden
oh
see see
alright
tomorrow I can't wait for us to get it. Oh my god. I think we're gonna. It is it's a it's a fun challenge
I think wills here tomorrow, so that should help
definitely
How long do you think we could play that game in front of will before him realizing what the game is?
Weeks yeah, we should just start playing it in front of him, and he'll just like what's going on
Yeah God weeks. We should just start playing in front of him and he'll just like what's going on Yeah
Yeah tomorrow that should be yeah, we're just seeing how long we can go till he chimes in and every time I go
Oh, will this is what this one's all you yeah, well you got this one all right?
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