The Yak - Kate Reveals a SHOCKING Truth from Her Childhood | The Yak 10-1-24

Episode Date: October 1, 2024

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Yo TJ pull that up. It's react. It's react. It's react. Where the fuck am I? My mic on? Yeah no prep sheets. No show today. Oh my god. Unbelievable.

We can just not do a show I guess. Just... You printed them that's... We got nothing to talk about. What do we do? What do we talk about? I don't know what I would I guess I don't even know how to do the row back I guess it's a yak row back Yak row back brought to you by the yak they have sleeves they have sleeves on them. Yeah, unless they don't it's pay What's it? What are the soft fleeces in the sprint joggers? That's what's in now? Oh, yeah

Oh, that's what we're selling 20% off road back calm promo code yak Good shippy way to go. Hey, I watched Kyle eat some saucy things last night. I Think I had the most 15 saucy. You're not saucy. You're a ph phony I'm a phony yes I was eating the barbecue and the hot you act like you're not only flats granite you were only going flats hey if I had a choice to have less sauce I would ask for less sauce you probably did have a choice yeah you definitely what was going on what was the venue we got wings birds nest watch some ball and Kyle and Nick had a great time eating wings last night at Bird's Nest.

Oh, I was like right around the corner. Who orchestrated that? No, I didn't orchestrate it. I actually showed up for a quarter. I think Nick was the orchestrator. No, it was a D-Low production. It was a D-Low production. It was good though. It was the boys. It was like, we basically were like an SNL like all the boys sitting around eating wings talking about our parlay's oh yeah talk parlay's a pussy yeah yeah

but I saw this man eat some sauce and I wonder we didn't really like it so you licked fingers clean yeah sucked there was no jokes Tommy clogged the toilet Tommy clogged the toilet he did overflow sauce, but I don't want anything Just drowned in salt and sauce something you don't love sauce There was a weird thing Jeff D. Lo got a diet All right now you can now you can zip up now ready to go I'm gonna go with the sauce Sounds like you don't love sauce. There was a weird thing.

Jeff D. Lowe got a Diet Coke. All right, now you can zip up. Now we're ready to go. Jeff D. Lowe got a Diet Coke, and the woman's like, yeah, the soda's not good here. Do you still want it? Yeah. I was like, yeah, and she brought it out.

She was like, our cola sucks. I don't for that. They told me this, and I was like, well, I really was jonesing for you know a Soda and I asked her and she just gave me a look she was like Cold she was all happy about yeah Pipes I don't know yeah, she was like people have been complaining for months. How's that happen? It's like that's not an obscure menu item. Yeah, probably the most ordered thing picture soda

Yeah, there's nothing we can do about it either. Yeah, yeah, you can ride everything. It's very weird here very weird soda. We've lost the soda I Scared of you motherfuckers. Yes So you dropped it on Twitter that was perfectly. I don't perfectly play. It's taken over my life I spent I spent two hours this morning trying to find a new bit and I couldn't find one He's got a pretty big. I know it's too big catalog It's too big because I start watching and then I end up watching the same old ones I always watch and I enjoy myself, but I don't come out of there with anything go back to your jeweler You're right. I do. Yeah, it's time to go anyway. Happy birthday mama. Oh Happy birthday

October 1st. Yeah, what if Brandon you start wearing a like a quarterback? Respect call. Yeah, okay. Yeah, and it's just all Bernie Mac material. You just open it up. That's pretty Brandon We're on the yak right now conversation just had a low we're in a third and 15 spot call us up a play All right, I got it. Yeah, Jacob is pussy tastes like pumpkin pie us up a play. All right, I got it. Yeah. Yeah. Chica because he tastes like pumpkin pie. I'm the fuck. Yeah. Look at this. You got will pumpkin pie victory latte to kick off the season and celebrate the W's from the boys Nebraska, Washington, Las Vegas, Tennessee. How's it? Well, you do it. I was at a bar the other night just being cool. A woman come up to me and she said, can I ask you a question?

Does pussy tastes like pumpkin pie? I said, don't ask me no damn question like that. I never had no pumpkin pie. Kick it. You ratioed unbelievable. Yeah. Well, my favorite part of that is he has no idea what I'm doing or saying. They didn't respond and he still texted me and said, awesome response, brother. Yeah. He loves it. It's too many., he doesn't know he's uncomfortable doesn't have to be or it's funny on its own Yeah, it is funny on its own I loved it. I love seeing a Mac in the wild. Yeah, it's it. They're rare Yeah, you on Twitter on Thanksgiving is gonna be incredible spreads oh

Shit what is oh? So get the airbrushed jeans Brandon. Oh my god I would say I would say 50 of my time over the last three weeks has been trying to try to find we gotta find it. It's impossible It's a cross-color shirt. They don't make cross colors anymore. Um The jeans I am looking to airbrush my own face on a pair of jeans like that um airbrushing jeans your facial jeans not as easy to find as you'd think either but I'm- why do we ask Welker? yeah I don't know I don't know Welker we can make this shirt ourselves I'm not an ask Welker type of type of guy I think we got to get you into ask Welker type of guy situation I don't know that's some

of my bitch I'm gonna out myself as a tacky tasteless man but airbrush clothing does it for me I don't know why it's awesome I don't know why it's not it's an art should be bigger more my I don't have any items in my closet with airbrush the obese family that goes to Six Flags wearing the same neon family vacation fucking awesome yeah we I had I had an airbrush shirt when I we knew we were gonna meet Jeff Fisher for the first time I and I was at the Mall of America in Minnesota I just had an airbrush shirt when I we knew we were gonna meet Jeff Fisher for the first time I and I was at the Mall of America in Minnesota. I just got an airbrush. It just said Jeff. Oh Did he like it? Yeah, he loved it. Yeah, he definitely didn't know what was going on, but he still loved it You could tell I mean, it's his name on a shirt. Yeah an airbrush shirt

Memorializing someone now that is the yeah, hit a call of glass. That's awesome. Let we gent. Do you see it's been gentrified? What tipped you off it was gentrified Us talking about how much we love them. We're so I was talking about how much we love them. We're so fucking losing. Yeah, we're the biggest losers possible. They suck. Yeah. We're just like quintessential losers. I've been thinking about what we do and how it requires no skill. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it shakes you to your core when you have those. Yeah. I think it does the opposite. Yeah, look at that. It should be. Thank you. Oh, it does. Oh, yeah. Jeff right there. Yeah, and that's Jeff right there in the middle. Yeah Also, I'm gonna say it can you just slowly zoom in on big cat's face. Yeah, I had a little I was just so happy It's Jeff

You look like a fucking dork That's not what you look yeah, I I mean it's a guy who just pooped his pants yeah that's a different picture from back when I came up to me at the dog park and I just pooped yeah really is that is that available I'm sure TJ can find it I wrote a blog about it I pooped my pants I tried to fart at the dog park and poop my pants and then a guy was like, hey big guy, I gotta get you. Shit. He doesn't know I have poop in my pants right now.

Yeah, that was bad. That was bad. But that's, yeah, look at that. Yeah. Yeah, you pooped my pants. I got poop in my pants. That is such a shit bandit. That doesn't look like you.

Wait a second. You're aging miraculously. Yeah, I got poop in my pants there. What the fuck is that? It was bad. I got poop in my pants What do you want me to say? You could tell by the eyebrows. Yeah Exactly what I went to the Starbucks it was down It was down by like the Ohio. I think it's an Ohio Street dog park right along the the

Highway here. Yeah, and it was right right in between the staples in the highway And I had to waddle on over with Stella and had to go into the Starbucks put her in the car And then go to Starbucks what you had to do if you threw away the underwear Yeah, you had to ask for the code and everything yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah had to do the code bad moment Really bad moment, but We learned from those moments. It does look like you pooped your pants in that picture. That's what's interesting about it.

I only have two post-15-year-old shit. Oh, I have many. I have another one. You said one a year. Yeah, I have one a year. I had another one where I had to do it. I was in the car. It was the day that there was a guy who was DMing KFC, like, his stand-up clips constantly,

and then KFC was like it's Rico and Rico flipped out and I was like Looked at the video or the tweet and I just laughed so hard I pooped my pants and that was when I was going to get a haircut So I went to I went to sport clips went in and was like I used the bathroom Threw out my underwear then got my hair cut nothing ever happened. Yeah, but there's no way it's contained to just undies you had to have gotten some on the no cuz you About to poop your pants Someone who poops his pants regularly

It's like a moment that you lose it, and then you tighten up It's one yeah pooping your pants is crazy. I've pooped my underwear plenty of time It's one. Yeah. Pooping your pants is crazy. I've pooped my underwear plenty of times. Well yeah, it's- Stop it in time. Yeah, yeah, no, it's underwear.

I've pooped my pants. Okay, if like actual pants, like- No one says I poop my underwear. I've never pooped my pants. Well if- What? As an adult, I've never pooped my pants. You don't live hard enough, bro. You're living a pussy life.

No. You've never had a wet fart. Promise me you'll shit yourself this month. I don't want to. You gotta live life on the edge. You've never had one wet fart What is chase saying? I was just telling him about the time that I put my pants while I was sleeping. Oh It's like really that's a kind of

Who's shit in this bad your body was literally like I have to get rid of something Literally like I have to get rid of something Dream I was in I was having diarrhea And that diarrhea was a dream come true. I pissed the bed. I had a wet dream for poop I had a wet dream on my ass. I should I diarrhea to my pants just somebody shit my pants in high school Yeah, Kyle a buddy Varner buddy Varner shit my pants in gym class. I didn't lock my locker He shit my jeans that was um There's a that was like a trend was that a cheating in people's loose pants Let's bring that back. That is a funny. Yeah, right

my pants Pulled up meekville who put this shit here. Yeah, we put this dog shit here You pulled out Meek Phil. Who put this shit here? Yeah. Who put this dog shit here? Yeah, it happens. Listen. Meek Phil crying yesterday.

Oh, it was so good. That whole stream was, I was glued to that stream, because Frank brought the Mets back by just roasting sitcoms. And then Meek Phil, he said he was going to cry. But did you hear what he, like, apparently Tommy said, here through the grapevine, like after the stream, Meek was like, I gotta get home to my mom and hug her.

Is his mom okay? She's perfectly fine, pretty young. I just don't know, it was like such a- They celebrated over bourbon lemonade. Yeah, that's what they do. But no, Meek was crying. It wasn't just like tears escaping.

It was like a soldier coming home from war, seeing him for the first time. And I, like, Kevin said afterwards that was legitimately one of the best. Oh my God. Yeah, that's an ugly cry. He took his glasses off and everything. Yeah, he looks so, he looks like a different human

with his glasses off. And that hair had to make chill. Look at him. What a collection. Oh, I love it. I think. And the kid, do you have the video of Frank, them shaking Frank's head? Yeah, it was just moving. It was such an electric stream

Yeah, the Mets fans cuz they're so tortured Kevin said today He's like that was legitimately one of the best days of my life and I believe him clinching the playoffs Yeah, the way they did because they because it was I think it was going into yesterday when you I going into yesterday when you I Think it was not just clenching the playoffs. It was going into yesterday with the Mets history as a franchise It was just so like of course they would lose a doubleheader where the second game doesn't matter to the other team Yeah, you know what I mean the Braves had no reason to win both games and somehow the Mets would find a way to have that happen Yeah, yeah, I guess I guess that makes sense. That's I think it was more the fear of of of how

Embarrassing it would be and the relief of that moment than it was like clenching the ad's pure relief Are you happy that Fleming might stop hating you know? Yeah, he needs to go to a playoff game Yeah, which he's definitely has been to one. I don't know why he says that he's never been to one Yeah, he needs to go to a playoff game. Yeah, which he definitely has been to one I don't know why he says that he's never been to one Cuz he blames me tell you Tell you free tickets. Yeah, it's a genius move. Yeah, he blames. I've also never been I've never been in the World Series Oh, no more. We went to the NLCS. Yeah, we did I've never been to the World Series or the Super Bowl that was one of the best moments ever Miguel Monteros

I was and slamming those fucking awesome. You ever been the Olympics mark no never been there oh can solve that uh Never had sushi either Never had a free job. Oh I Was thinking what if like Warren Buffett like did like salvia and was like I'm gonna fund Brazilian butt lifts for everyone in Nebraska like every woman like do you do that, hypothetically? Warren Buffett was like, hey, in my last year's life, I'm just going to make Nebraska the hottest state.

Hottest fuck. You just gave him all tits at that. You sweep by my place, like trick-or-treating, you go and get tits, leave. I love that. Warren Buffett is the worst rich guy ever. I kind of like, I kind of don't like him The fact that he goes to McDonald's every day and everyone's like oh isn't that so cool like dude you're what are you doing?

Yeah, like you can still live a Nice life right I have to wear shit clothes. It's like Adam Sandler rolling to the Oscars and Jim shorts. Yeah He just and he's like I don't know just do something crazy Warren Yeah. He just, and he's like, I don't know, just do something crazy, Warren. At least get something expensive at McDonald's. Like buy the whole menu, don't just begin the McDouble, you can't do that. Yeah, do you think, well he does it based on the stock market. His wife puts out a certain amount of money, exact change, which again that's also like

a shitty move. Like if you're Warren Buffett, just hand him a hundred every morning. Based on the stock market, and that's how he bases his order. Like if the stock market's good, he gets the more expensive order. If it's bad, he gets the cheaper order. What's the point of being rich? Right?

Is he doing stuff that we don't know about? He's not buying $2,000 Basset Hounds for his mama. Nope. Damn right. Did you call her yet? I texted her this morning. I haven't talked to her I wish her happy birthday on Friday, so I don't need to it's my mom's birthday today, too Really happy birthday, Virginia the big 7o happy 70 67 for my mom 67 wait yeah, oh wow yeah Yeah, wait. How old my mom was 11 when she had me. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, how old? My mom was

11 when she had me. Oh, okay. No. Uh, yeah. She was 21. Okay. Something like that. Yeah. Your mom and my dad are the same age. What? Your mom and my dad are the same. If your dad 67, then yes. That's crazy. TJ, are you having an okay day because you've got you sent us a text that was troubling. Yeah, I guess I got schooled. Do you want to pull up the video? Who'd you get schooled by?

I didn't know that that was a movie quote. Yeah. Also, a ton of the replies to this were like, oh, my God. And the mostly sports chat was like, you guys have to play this right now. Very, very famous. It's just something stupid.

Very famous movie quote. Like, I would... Guys, I like I would as I think one of the most famous movie quote, but it's still like Yeah, I think we're just old you've never seen animal I think anybody under 25 in the chat might not know this is a movie play the play the play the video Another week another dominating Ohio State performance All right, another week, another dominating Ohio State performance. We started this season with 133 concerns of teams that could potentially beat us in the national championship. Through six weeks, we're down to 33. We exposed a bunch of frauds this week.

Illinois, Washington State, Louisville, UCF, all gone. But perhaps the most embarrassing loss of the weekend comes from my good friend, Ben Mintz. Mintz, would you like to cross off Ole Miss from the concerns list and the national title contenders? He's looking like a British soldier. Why is he so locked in? Hell no. Oh, whoa. Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. It was a nightmare loss. Lost at home is a 15 and a5 point favorite. There's no excuse.

They lose to South Carolina this week. I'll cross them off. But I think the Rebels still bounce back. There's a lot of season left. A lot of talent in this football team. It's time to grab your nuts Ole Miss. Because there's no time for more Margin Fray. But I will not be crossing the Rebels off. You want to hold onto the pen just in case next week? It totally does. Alright. Wait so did he say the quote? He said it right when Tate was talking. Yeah yeah. So yeah that's a very famous quote from Animal House. Yeah. TJ. I didn't know that. So we're old. I guess we're just old.

I feel like everyone. I haven't seen that. So we're old. I guess we're just old. I think we're old, yeah. But I feel like everyone... I haven't seen it. But I'm well aware of what it is. Oh, so yeah, all the young ones... That was my first physical media that had titties. Oh! Mine was Caddyshack, about the same time.

Mine was Titanic. Nice. That picture of him in the college sweater? Yeah. You didn't see a titty until Titanic? In 94? Yeah, mine was Titanic when I was 97 yeah so then it wasn't Titanic my first titty was after that but I had no it's Braveheart and those are not great those are not good she got killed she got her throat slit right after those are bad titty it was Braveheart yeah bad titty what do

you mean bad well they weren't they weren't there to be titties. They were kind of they were like 12th century Irish Yeah, they were like native titties. Yeah, they were and they were also like she was getting she was getting her throat slit Yeah, she was getting killed. She wasn't getting sexed. Yeah Remember when I love sex since we're doing the old thing love it Braveheart was the double VHS. Yeah halfway through you had to put in the Braveheart was the double VHS. Yeah. Halfway through you had to put in the new VHS. Titanic was the new VHS.

Titanic as well. Titanic. Yup. Yeah. I promised my mom I wouldn't look. She took me to the theater for Titanic. She knew when the scene was coming up. She was like, close your eyes, Mark, and I did.

What? You did? You fucking pussy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I went like this and hit her with one of those. Nice. Oh, hell yeah. And I saw those titties on screen.

Honestly, just knowing that there's titties on the other side of my hand is enough to arouse. Yeah. What's your favorite movie titty, Brandon? Probably the one that gets bitten and snakes on a plane. Really? Because the funniness or? It's just a really good titty.

Okay. It's a really good titty. 16 Candles. Really? that's your favorite movie titty. No, it's not my favorite Is that a 16 year old titty it and that's the troubling part. It's in a it's in a high school locker room titty Minus he's got game. Oh, yeah, I think I saw that the first time I saw that was with my grandparents. That was awkward Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm those that's a real sexy- Those are professional titties. Yeah, they're porn star titties. I didn't know they, until that moment, I didn't know those existed.

Yeah. She and Elizabeth in American Pie. Oh, that's a good one. Those are, those are- Nadia? That was a seminal moment. Mine's from Starship Troopers. Oh, also a great one.

Shit. Then she goes and licks Rico's nipple, and I've never seen a man get his nipple nipple. I've never seen that happen Wow 56 oh we are old oh my god that hurts hurts how But it's so far was it guys. I was it alive when the movie came out But it's so I wasn't guys. I wasn't alive when the movie came out I was old when I was I don't think animal houses is resonates with the kids or even the okay But you know house one time in my life And I I don't know you think this is a household like no like cuz I will someday make my kids watch animal house

It might be I grew up in an animal house. I don't think we have parent our parents aren't worth the shit these days I don't know so much an age thing. I think some people just don't watch every movie But I don't know like my argument for knowing it is less about like watching the movie And it's like I feel like the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor is like a common. Yeah 0.0. There are certain movies. I will make my kids watch airplanes one for me. I had to watch airplane I'd watch tombstone there I had to watch airplane I'd watch tombstone I had to watch yeah animal house I had to watch Godfather yeah animal house pretty much every Paul Newman movie pink hamper that's pretty good yeah cool hand Luke I watched cool and Luke when I was like pretty young

kid what's a but no way have you? We didn't really we weren't big into movies so Wrestling conversation, sorry Shit so All right What did he? That's the yak Your dad we played a lot of games we were a board game Yeah, and like if I wanted to watch a movie I'd watch it on my own. I didn't have a TV in my room.

Me neither. I always wanted it. So bad. No? Did you Brandon? I did yeah. Was eventually pawned? I had a black and white TV. I had that.

Until sixth grade and then I got a color TV. I got an RCA. It's a good one too. It was a big one. I had that one all grade. Then I got a color TV. I got an RCA. It's a good one, too. It was a big one. I had that one all the way in college. Yeah. I had things in my single wide trailer. Fuck yes.

Yeah. You actually grew up in a single wide trailer? Grow up, no. But we moved around because daddy, you know, but we moved around a lot and then I was in a single wide trailer from the fifth grade to the Tenth grade so five years that's growing. That's that's growing up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I mean they kind of rock Probably not to grow up in but like when you go into one Didn't it didn't register that it wasn't Yeah. Did your friends also live in trailers?

Oh no, no, no. They all had nice houses and yeah. But it didn't register at all that it was a thing that it should be ashamed of. Is it like a Manhattan apartment where you only spent like 10% of your time in a, in the house? No, I spent most of my time. It was much like a Manhattan apartment. Spent most of my time there. Yeah. How many bedrooms? Two. One on one on either end. That's the kitchen and living room in the middle. Yeah. Warren Buffett lives in one. Does he? No, I don't think so. Pretty nice house. Bad choice. Friends with the stock market set. Yeah.

He's got one in his backyard. Decides which house he lives in that day His driveway his wife lays out the trailer. What's he gonna do with his money? Is he gonna give it away? He's already said he's giving it all away, right? He's not giving it to his kid guys suck. I never believe that He's probably gonna give them like a million each or like that's that's not much though. It's not much Yeah, it's some sort of tax evasion play for the kids probably yeah, he's gonna find a way to get it to him But he just says publicly he's not yeah, cuz Bill Gates also isn't Well, Bill Gates doesn't have guilty conscience. I think he does his kid does big time But his kids are like doctors married to other billionaires. Yes big-time kids. He's got big-time kids who have he's got grandkids

Wait, yeah, one of his kids is like One of his his what his daughter is a doctor who married this like, equestrian man who's super wealthy. A horse man? A centaur? She's married to a centaur. Are you talking about A-Rod? Maybe. Okay.

Could be. But yeah, and they are having their second kid. I follow her on Instagram. There's a horse kid. There's a horse kid, this guy. But he's one fourth horse? He's like, at least a quarter horse. That's the kind of horse. TJ's apartment and TJ brought him

in what are you doing with them I just had one you like them I think pretty good they're hot though I passed yeah I don't like atomic fireballs warheads nah pussy Guilty as charged uh-huh guilty as charged more for us. Yeah, sorry you'll knock one down oh You were dabbing your heads with sweat beads yesterday after a honey barbecue wing. Oh man That sounds embarrassing you like wings take you down with sweat beads yesterday after a honey barbecue wing. Oh, man. That sounds awesome. That's embarrassing.

You let wings take you down? Was I? No. Oh, yeah. I was like, shit. Maybe I'm washed up. That's the point I was dabbing. By the way, we're going to have to end a little early today

because we have to do a commercial. Yeah. Yeah, because it's pretty exciting. Yeah. We're in a commercial. I also think we should just start doing random, yeah, cuz it pretty exciting. Yeah, we're in a commercial I also think we should just start doing random like like if the conversation ends just 20 minute Yeah, just keep people on their toes. Yeah Yeah, we hours then 20 be a little more unpredictable. Yeah. Yeah, just a little bit more I think we've got people are getting a little too comfortable comfortable. We've never done an encore

well, oh People are getting a little too... Comfortable. Comfortable. We've never done an encore. Whoa. Oh, now that... If all the comments are clapping emotions, they're gonna come back out. Yeah, uh, fighters. Alright, one more. Yeah, alright, fine, fuck it, we're back. We're back. Have a random opener one day.

Are encores supposed to be surprises? They used to be. But now it's just like, yeah, they haven't played their best song yet. It sucks. It's like too formulaic Yeah, now I think the third song is the only thing surprising of the encore if they do a third yeah like a cover Mm-hmm. Yeah, but it's it is it's it's it's I don't like it because the killers open up with mr. Brightside now really Do they do this encore as well? I don't know that would be cool If you have a song like that you should play it first and last yeah, I'm not gonna get tired of it by like an hour half later. Yeah

I'd love to hear mr. Brightside live one. Yeah, like a really big hit play it twice play it four times play it four times Yeah, fuck. I don't think you would like hate the third one. No You would never hate it like ah fuck Not again. This is old band that I love that came to see because I probably got into him from this song Yeah, you're right and like by the end of a tour. They've got to be so tired of do you think there ever has been a band? It's like let's just fuck it. Let's just see what happens if we play this song like six different times Yeah, somebody's had to have done it of that see what they do by the six and Jay-Z did it what song TJ? See what they do by the sixth time. Kanye and Jay-Z did it.

What song, TJ? Uh, Guys in Paris. They played it in Paris like 15 times in a row or something. The, uh, didn't Kendrick, when he did his pop-up, he did not like us like 17 times? Probably. He just kept on doing it. He just kept on bringing other people out. In a row, too.

Yeah, it was crazy. And everyone had a great time the entire time they did not get sick of it because it was the first time he ever did it live too and then he did it again and again yeah are they gonna is he gonna do that at the soup bowl that would be crazy that would really suck for Drake just screams pedophile yeah everybody screams pedophile you know what's gonna happen they're gonna tell him that he can't say pedophile and the music's gonna stop and the whole crowd is Gonna say pedophile. Yeah

Wow Danny mean yeah, I remember when he was doing like the good kid mad city like college tour like he had all white crowds screaming Screaming the lyrics and they would go viral and then I think One time he was like nah, nah, not anymore. Yeah, he's adult somebody out like publicly embarrassed them Really? I never said I was Sorority girl I bought from captain it was a sorority girl. I'm pretty sure I know what you're talking about Certain look that he saw and was just like okay. This is too. Yeah, this is too Matthew She was too comfortable saying it she hit the she hit the notes perfectly

It's a punch dude Have you guys seen that the people are catching on to like the white guy frat guy thing where they do this at like a big Party of it's a flat frat frat flick. I can find a TJ I didn't I never realize no like if like if you're standing up like at a tailgate like a frat tailgate And you're just like this to is the only move white guys have and those eye-opening moments where I was like fuck that's exactly what I do in this situation wait like to music yeah to like a beat yeah you're just standing here like this what else would you do I know but your hips sometimes those situations pop up where you just

feel very exposed because you realize there was another one I saw maybe a month ago where it was like some black Twitter it's like white people will just be eating popcorn out of the same bowl they puked in last night and I'm like fuck that's exactly what happened in my household when I was a kid if I was sick they would just give you the popcorn bowl and I do it my kids now and it just sucks. You ate one big bowl. Yeah. Multi-purpose. It is. You're like yeah and I do eat the kids now, and it just sucks. You ate one big bowl. Yeah.

Multi-purpose. It is. You're like, yeah, and I do eat the popcorn out of it. My mom still has our puke bowl and still uses it. Yes. I used it. Yeah. See, this is the frat flick.

They're doing it weird. See? Yeah. Okay, now it's... Yeah, see? When this happens to you, it's like a mirror to yourself I don't like why do that. I think I do that. I think I've done that I Don't think I do it anymore because I don't I'm not in those situations anymore

But I feel like the alternative is just standing still with your arms down right Brandon question Y'all had a puke bowl. Yeah We use a small trash can yeah small trash can with kitty litter in it. Yeah, y'all have a garbage can. We used a small trash can. Yeah, a small trash can with kitty litter in it. Yeah, y'all used a bowl? Yeah, it was a pop-up bowl. We also had a plastic treasure chest in the back of our van for taking poops on road trips. What? No, no, no, no!

You're not going to relate to us like this. What, are you male-sex? No, no, no! We're not signing off on this, Kate. I'm just kidding. You had a chest of human feces This is where city are is worse than Mitt Romney's dog on a trip. Why nobody else? There's no water did your car just what just happened put that on our delegation

Why would you glorify using a treasure There is no stretch of highway in America that would warrant a poop treasure No, that's a thing you got to keep going Was it lined with like where were you going? I'm pooping the chest you lock it up, and then you leave it in the car. No no no What did you do? It's all good hey everything is shit. Why not just like Seeing that like on it here on a crab and boat and see you put a pool noodle around a bucket No, that's on the high seas Kate

And they could dump it into the ocean when they're done you know it's my new shirt. I did like your shirt It's got a thrift thrifted it. What just happened. Yeah, if you should like chest and put your gold We mostly just peed in it. It was for when we're on the move. That's we're not gonna be a Being spatter yeah in a chest. Where was the chest in the back of the minivan? It was one of those remember the woodchuck minivans. Yes in the club. Would you was in the trunk? Yeah, and you'd climb over the seats listen Did no one else have a dad that was like, we're not stopping?

We're getting where we're going. Yeah. I didn't really go for it. Yeah. And then we were like, hey, we gotta poop daddy. Be like, okay, we're stopping. Emergency. There's a gas station up here.

Yeah. Like peeing in a bottle makes sense. Pooping the treasure chest. Shut the treasure chest. And then it's just there. No, we didn't. No, but like what? Or do you dump the poop out as you're driving? Yeah, what? After you're done. What if those people had to poop did you ever poop on a poop? No God no No, that's a fair question. Yeah, that was a fair question. That's where we draw the line at this point

We were no choice, but to say your parents were terrible people yes They were awful people. We went to the Poconos a lot. How far is that? Back in the day. I'm saying back in the day, there wasn't a ton of rest stops everywhere. No, that's also not true. That's a lie.

That's not true. I feel like that's gone the reverse way. I think they've closed more rest stops now. Time out. Take a time out. I'm honestly shocked that you guys even like Shocked that we didn't what? Roll and I didn't think so yeah

No, you walk us through how that was gonna go you're gonna be like you know you guys like shit in the treasure Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, good point Kate. Anyways you guys it's not even the treasure chest any vessel would be despicable We have a potty we have a little potty in our trunk right now Kate when you're on the RV when you're on an RV No, there's a bathroom and people are like still don't shit in it. Okay. They're like we'll stop for the poop Poops are on my automatic stop that would fill up rim with shit smell Your that car had to have reeked. Let me text my brother At 8 a.m. And you your destination would be getting there like 10 30 or 11 and you still have to shit

You save your shits for the car ride Feels like you might have so yeah, what about the car ride? Answer the question. No. Feels like you might have. So, yeah. What about the wipe, Kate? I don't even think about that. It sucks? You're not ready for that. That's...

The more questions we ask, the worse it gets. Did you throw it out in, like, the hotel lobby? No, there was trash cans in there. Oh, my God. When you're out in the crabbing boat, you toss it over the ground. What was the chest? That is in the crab and boat you toss it over what was the ocean Was it a cooler in my mind?

It was a treasure chest and maybe that's they told me so I thought that was the treasure So I'm hoping that your brother's like what are you talking about? I know literally never has this is troubling. That's the only What did you ask texture mom as well texture happy birthday and say hey quick question Did we poop in a chest? I said did we go to the bathroom in a treasure chest in the back of the mini back in the bathroom is not the question Because peeing is fine, but I have no problem still very weird But I would be in a I would be in a bottle Show is a reserved chest though. Oh, you know know I don't want this to be true because Kate I you have a heart of gold

You're very funny, and those are the two things I think about when I think about you But now it's gonna be overtaken by those scuffs. I push down. Yes. I push down the bike are sure now number one is the poop Okay great great gal great gal. Great gal. I can't say that anymore. She does poop in a chest. Don't ever do a drive with her more than 45 minutes. She will poop in a chest. You were going IN-STATE.

You were going to New Mexico. I'm almost certain. An in-state chest car shit. Yeah, you are going to New Mexico Instate chest our shit Everyone remembers they know differently Also we had the first ten minutes of the show was talking about shooting the pants you didn't say it then She never shit her pants. I tried to say I did shit my actual pants in the head of production at Comedy Central's office. I shit my pants. Had a Phillips stool softener the night before

and I trusted a fart. The text message that your brother is going to send back pretty much decides your fate as a human being. I know. Not your fate like here, not your fate on the yet, your fate as a I know eight Say now your fate like here now your fate on the yet not your fate is a human being It will be the first line on your obituary. Yeah, he's gonna say wait your tombstone is going to say car-shitter Nobody else you are TJ tell us if there's any there can't be

That nobody else you are TJ. Tell us if there's any there can't be There's hardcore road trip parents out there like even the Pittsburgh toilet. We had people back you up. Yeah. Yes Neither of them have response, but both my parents and my brother and no one's answering No My my dad was a was a hard ass in terms of like getting there on time and like for sure Say you have to shit It's we'll find a gas station if there's no gas station you pull over and you go in the woods I've shown the words or bottle. Yeah, there's like yeah, keep a roll of toilet paper in the car There's not like well, son. I have just the treasure chest for this occasion. Yeah, she crawled to the back of the station wagon

We have a potty in the car and there has been a situation where my son was like three Did number two in there? But it's like it's a three-year-old but still that I also find that weird How do we do when this happened Kate? I I'm like throughout her whole child He did number two in there, but it was like emergency. But still, I also find that weird. How would we do when this happened, Kate? I mean. I was like throughout her whole child. I think she still does it. Yeah.

I remember this. I know that I feel now I'm afraid they're going to be like, no, we didn't. But like, I remember this. Remember when I was talking about, do you guys remember when I was talking about the squirrel and my dad, the neighborhood dads and the squirrel? What?

And he was like, no. We found an injured squirrel and he shot it and they him and the dads were all scuffing hanging out and we brought it back and they're like what happened nothing I don't want to say it now they killed the squirrel but the way they did it they shovel no chest no chest a plastic bag on the tailpipe of the car. Oh But I think that's okay. He said no he's like that never happened Oh, then I texted my girlfriend my neighbor girlfriend and without telling her and she was like do you remember? She's like the plastic bag on that so I don't know if it's our childhood memory is crazy Or if that might be your dad denying a view of animal abuse

Yeah, that also I could deal with that my my dad used to kill critters in weird ways Like like raccoons or possums, I think he would bury him up to their head Like a window Oh God Bury them up to their head Hey you have this in your car right now for guys I have a little potty in my in the back of my car right now has your kids shit in the car No, they've never used it, but is it for if they have to it's like you never know when a murder with a kid with little Kids you just never so like what was the rule of thumb if somebody else was shitting just you my mom just replied no

And I've probably ruined her birthday. I Swear she said no she said no all right, so that's good. That's so good. No need a second source No, why how did this memory enter your brain right? They might have been fucking with her I remember that's easy clearly do it any of you ever had a memory from childhood that people like no that didn't happen I like That's squirrel. That's what's happening by product. That's a byproduct of trauma that's even worse than what you're describing. Yeah, so. No, she said we'd take you out the side of the car

and shake you off. That's what she said. What? What's wrong? We have a no. The old dangle. We have a no. I don't know.

That's huge. That is, yeah. I like vividly remember what it looks like though. What the, I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy. All right, we need the brother's response. I know. Brother's response is your entire, the weight of, like, your, as a human being, how your

brother responds to this will change everything. Am I crazy? I won't be. Oh, you're doing it? Kyle. Brandon. You got it. We need a medic on staff. I won't say oh, you're doing it Kyle Brandon You got it

We need a medic on staff Yeah, you got it Get off get your foot off that what's your head? Come on Brandon. Yes, you can jump in place. You're going to hit your head? Yeah, you got this. Yeah. Just tuck your feet up.

Have you been doing it to a sit? Not to a sit. I'll do one to a sit. Do one to a sit. Not to a do one to a sit one to a sit. Pretty good. This is going to be cool. Go here we go.

OK, all right. There we go. Here we go. Okay. All right. Whoa! Oh, that's pretty good. Kyle Dean. Good shit. Yeah. By the way, Game Time.

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Game time app today use code yak easily score great deals new game time picks. What time is it game time? So Check your first item of other on the prep sheet. I don't know if I want to oh no. Oh Yes So chef T is There's rumors that Shafty might become the ultimate insider. Whoa. NBA and NFL.

Right, but now we're just blatantly Che's making the other about things that interest him and him alone. Yeah. Well, that's always been the case. But this is the most egregious yet, right? Yeah. Che, did you have a GIF tweet last night?

A GIF tweet? Oh, oh, a GIF. Yes, yes, yes. And what was the time that elapsed between finding out that Chef D was going to be the ultimate insider in that GIF tweet? Several hours. Okay, all right.

So you edged yourself for that long? Well, he's going to be the ultimate insider. We had some issues with this last week. What happened? We had a very close call last week of, who was it? Fifteen minutes celebrating Sydney Wells. Yeah, it was congratulations to Sydney Wells and his next tweet was, I don't think it was fifteen, I think it was like eight.

Was it eight minutes? Eight minutes later it was a big deal. No, no, I think it was like seventeen or eighteen minutes later. A series of unfortunate events it very close between congratulations to Sydney Wells on a million YouTube subscribers and then number 14 or whatever it was There's always gonna be one last thing you do before you just blow your load Wise words Steve

You are on a quote card. There's always something you do before you come. One last thing you do before you blow your load. I guess he's right. Yeah, I guess I can't be wrong if he says it like that. There is in fact one last thing you do every time before you I never have and won't ever do it on Christmas that's a lot taking never have never will feels weird what you wouldn't you wouldn't fuck on Christmas never have Christmas day is a good fuck really why yeah the kids are

busy playing with their toys yeah you go upstairs and fuck huh do you like sex? Was it good? Is as good as pumpkin pie. I love sex. I'd be glad when they put that stuff in cans. Have has your brother texted you back because we're all we're all trying to make casual conversation. Pens and needles. I know this. I need to know if I'm comfortable. The second other is worse than the first. My dad's clarifying a time we were stuck in a review. The second other is worse than the first.

My dad's clarifying a time we were stuck in a snowstorm on the turnpike. Okay, that's an emergency. That's different. That's an emergency. Okay, so maybe I remember that because I was a kid in a snowstorm and the whole squad was peeing inside the back of the car. That could be it. That's probably checked out.

That's emergency. You could still go outside. That's not a standard trip to the Poconos. I feel like we had a vessel in there. They probably kept one forever just in case that happened again. I don't know. Yeah, what is the second other?

What are your thoughts on unbranded plain T-shirts? What? Are they cool to wear or is this strictly an undershirt thing? Like the majority of what I wear. I don't think I've ever thought about it. We're in an era of quiet luxury. $10,000 to who can ever tell me where this shirt is from kiss gil dan exactly is it kiss no target no Amazon

true classic exactly true that's the Oh. Every time you say exactly, it sounds like you're Yeah. It sounds like you're nailed to the right. Yeah. Where's the shirt from? Um, yeah. I don't know. The old?

The old shirt. What are you, what are you saying? It was like a ASAP Rocky thing that I just saw. We're in an era of quiet luxury. That's what he's saying, yeah. Quiet luxury? You wear something that looks good, not a brand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's the Olson twins have the row and None of their stuff has labels and it's the most plain shit ever and they sell it like it's like the t-shirt goes for $10,000

Yeah, what there's no branding you don't know and that's how rich people We do they make so much money off this brand. It's like insane. Why don't we sell the actual yak whitey? Anus had a gray sweatshirt. It's a gray sweatshirt. Yeah on it Well the store you can't put it up on the store if it doesn't have anything on it. That's like this weird Not a real. That's what they told us so we had one little black spec, but you couldn't see it That's genius. Yeah, it was $40 and you people buy it No The merch team called us once they wanted to give us a promo code that was 10% more on the store

How's your only time to pay extra metal yeah real experimental shit I'm just I need to know if I'm in the room with a freak or a liar you probably just resurfaced some bad memories for your brother I don't know He didn't write me back. He's a lawyer with a business degree. We're on slightly different lives. So this is way worse for him. Hey, were we shitting in the bucket in the back of the van?

Do you remember that? I don't know. I remember it. Someone else said to me that they remember a piss bucket in the back of their car when they were a kid. Well, if you had gotten caught in a snowstorm once, it would stand to reason you would have an emergency

bucket for future problems. I'm fine with a snowstorm because snowstorm you can't really get out if it's like glowing everywhere and if everyone's stuck on the highway that is an emergency. I probably wouldn't want to be stuck with a poop chest but yeah the way it was presented to us though is that yeah we weren't looking around the car before I was the road you're like do we have our luggage? Yes, do we have our poop chest? I was visualizing like a beautiful 85 degree like August day They get on the road 30 minutes in Kate's like no No, I'm sorry no, but I've like it was orange and yellow like I remember In my head this is like how I have candy corn I could be what I'm sure I'm way off

You're just passing up Oasis is we got the chest in the back. Is it like a child's toy? Yeah I don't maybe I'm crazy. Maybe someone at the church when you were playing tummy sticks Mom can we please have a shit chest you took that as your experience. I don't know. I was an imaginative kid. I don't know. I'll have to ask the other neighborhood squad. So when you say a piss bucket, like with a lid?

Like a treasure chest. You also said a bucket. On like a crab and boat. People do that. Oh, I thought we were going crab and boats. People do that. They put a full noodle. Oh, I thought we were going crab and boats. Just in the summertime. Oh.

Just in the summer. Okay. Hard to find a way out of this, isn't it, Kate? Yeah. The thumbnail for this episode is going to be amazing. Yeah. Not like my mom. Pick on Brandy. You want to pick on me? Pick on Brandy. Like she was not pooping in the back of the mom. Pick on Brandy. You want to pick on me?

Pick on Brandy. Like she was not pooping in the back of the car. Pick on Brandy. Che, do something stupid. Say something dumb. I don't remember. Got any more nicknames, Che? Oh, I got something.

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good. II don't know if I was good or not. I know I practiced. I have to watch it. Yeah. You were so good. Why were you sweating this? This feels like a natural role for you. I've never really watched the show. You would love it. Yeah. Um so good. You were Boomhauer. What? Oh yeah. I was somebody. He was in it. Yeah. Um big boom. How are what? Oh, yeah, somebody's in it. Yeah Big T was Bobby was my son. He did really well. Yeah, this is amazing. Yeah Max was the wife

Yeah, and then Peggy what was meant? I think he was just been meant. He had to be boom. How are no I think it was just been meant. Okay, I think it's on the part of my cheesesteak and my wife is down I'm trying oh shit. Oh, no. Oh is the showdown Wi-Fi down? No oh By the way, uh, we got a big day our our boys are we got two teams in the playoffs Orioles and the Tigers, right? Yeah The yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can we get a Yak LCS?

That would be cool. They're probably watching the Orioles, I think, playing like an hour. They're probably watching right now. They definitely are. They lose. Oh, Che, Chex Gunner. What's up in the locker room, boys? Yeah, Chex Gunner.

Tell them, say, good luck. Give them hell, boys. What's up, Gunner? I'm going to give them hell. Head to home run. Jordan Westberg, Mississippi State. What time are they playing? Three. Three. Give him hell. Head to home run, Jordan Westberg, Mississippi State. What time are they playing?

3. What else can Che update Gunner about while he's got his attack? Kate in the poop chest. Oh yeah, ask him if he ever had a chest that he shit in the back of his car. I'm refreshing waiting for my brother to get back. Imagine if that was a downfall of the Orioles season. We were about to take the field and it was going to be a great October and then we heard about a poop chest.

Couldn't focus on anything. It's all I can think about now. Couldn't hit a fastball anymore. I like remember it vividly. Oh, that makes it so much worse. Like crazy? That makes it so much worse. Are Wi-Fi's down?

Damn. Oh shit. Well, fuck. Well, fuck. Are Wi-Fi's down? Damn. Oh, shit. Well, fuck. Well, fuck. Our Wi-Fi's down. This is quite a day to have this happen.

Please don't cancel me if I didn't really have a poop chest in the back of my minivan. Oh, no, that's why we couldn't. Oh, no, we want this. Yeah, no, that's why. Oh, okay. You said it in reverse. You're getting canceled. You're rooting for the wrong team.

Okay. All right. Almost like you're willing it to happen. All right. I'm in a pretzel. I'm in a pretzel. So tomorrow we have the first of the finale of Malsex Dating Show. Yep.

Yeah. It seems to be. What's the plan? The first girl is coming in. Was Erica the first girl? Yeah, she'll be coming in tomorrow. And, uh. I love your date idea, Nick, so we got to flush it out.

Yeah, so I think it's just. Speed dates. And I think maybe, like, the girl can choose, like, three of the five. She'll make, I think she should quickly make picks and I think it'll be really awesome. So what things do we need to order or have here by tomorrow? So I got... Well you need a...

Wine tablecloth candle. There you go. So she can pick dinner? Mm-hmm. She can pick mini golf? Yeah. Movie. Well dinner shouldn't be that should just happen right that should happen Oh, yeah, maybe a bowling movie. Oh, what about comedy show? Oh?

We have the VR headset they go on a roller coaster. Oh, that'll be fun off. Maybe yeah, they could play golf You could play they could play flirty horse. Oh Yeah, they could play golf could play they could play flirty horse. Oh Yeah And then painting the paint each other. Yeah, they go to the gym Yeah, I think she picks through a dinner and an activity maybe two and then we have them both come on separately to see how it went Yeah, like that is gonna be peak peak awkward. Oh god. Oh, yes. It's like my skin's already I got goosebumps. Um, I think what we should do is have her at one end of the gym and Jake at the other for the first

Time they see each other and after this real long walk Backwards a dead side around and turn around Three spins no cuz that would almost break the tension. They should be looking at They have to walk slow We're all in the sidelines clapping Yeah, I've been the whole time They gotta walk as slow as we look walk for like slow basketball. Yes slow knockout Oh, they should go on a walk together around the gym yeah Brandon can show him the path

maybe we could have like a little thing of flowers he could pick her one yeah I think my kids have like a little toy flowers like I'll bring them in yeah yeah I'll remember for sure yeah Yeah, you will Definitely will remember It's easy something you don't forget. Yeah So at what point will chaby doing stand-up that the comedy show Oh, maybe we'll put on a wheel put on a wheel put a very small sliver that just has sex. Yeah Yes Super super small sliver just in case yeah, and Che you got do crowd work. Well every jokes to me. Yeah, yeah It's your first time first date

You're gonna put out but the sex wheel goes to a secondary wheel where we're all on it Yeah, it's it's if it lands on sex it goes to they have to watch me Jake's name is just a sliver on that. Yeah Yesterday, huh? I Think we gotta have that wheel I Think we can do all of this. I don't get the pic. I missed the yak yesterday. What happened yet TJ fucked Brandon It's really weird now second is date walk Very uncut it's still not as uncomfortable as a poop chest. No no no

I'll have one ready if they need one. Yeah, I think they should speed through all the things the poop chest Has been talked about on the yak before by Kate way We just let it slide anytime and anyone else's family keep like a bucket in the car growing up for road trips Oh, no Yeah, okay like a shit plastic treasure chest That's still you somebody else You honey

It's normal case like this Okay, I guess a vacation Oh Okay, I guess a indication It's all the only thing this vindicates is for the the people were like yak fell off. It's like no we did this What was the reaction? That is insane Bag around yeah, how you have now I didn't That guy said what I tangled web that was throw up. You said a big-ass jug of piss You hit a speed bump Smother me

because I'm done. I have nothing new to say. I'm fucking... this is it. An old broken record. You just put so much weight on the Poconos. The Poconos are going to blame for this. And again, Poconos not that far from doing it. Everybody's gonna hear Poconos like,

oh, now it makes sense. Oh yeah, of course you should. Yeah, when you drive to the Poconos, you shitting a chest. Yeah. That's my thought for sure. Imagine living in the Poconos, you just driving around the whole time with a shit chest.

She really said, see? See? Yeah, see? This girl knows what I'm talking about. Told you. It's so vivid. And even like- like anyone else's family Keep like a bucket in the car growing up for road trips

That is a throw-up. Yeah, okay like a shit in plastic treasure chest Maybe like go to the back of the van That is insane. Yeah, we did we did Bag around no I did it Okay, Kyle welcome to the club Yeah we did, we did. You did? Okay. A shit bucket. A trash bag around. Yeah, yeah. No, I didn't. No, it's for... Okay Kyle, welcome to the club. Welcome to the club. Hmm.

Huh. The way they found that was Phenom, who's a loyal Yak viewer and member. He submitted all of our episodes to a transcription process where now you can like look up keywords. That's a bad idea. Somebody looked up poop look up keywords. That's a bad idea. Somebody looked up poop chests or something. That's a bad idea.

Yeah, that's terrible. We have all of our words written out somewhere. Bad idea. Wait, is it publicly available, TJ? Yeah. Bad idea. Let's look something up. What do you want to look up?

I don't know. What's something that's fun? Has there, huh, you know, what's a topic that, let's see if you ever talked about it. Did we ever talk about purple hats before? I think we have. Or pumpkin pie before? Well, that would...

Purple hat's gonna be a lot. Yeah, but is there like a, like, did we ever, cause this show we've been doing for so long. Yeah. Really cool. Like, do we ever do a purple hat? We're ever like, oh, we should find a purple hat, like, two years ago? Did you guys know that we sell a different purple hat in the Barstool store?

The Yak does? Like, it has nothing to do with the Yak. Sure. That makes sense. It's a color. Lucas's phone number. It's also a piece of headwear. We didn't invent the purple hat.

No, I think that was just. Yeah, no, so that wasn't. I'm just wondering if like, like an idea that we've had, when did it first, cause that's, we do a lot a lot where like something will be planted and then we don't bring it up for a while. We also repeat topics every now and then we do repeat

Yeah, search titties, yeah, how many cities oh wait guess the number how many episodes Oh It's gotta be like 207 Titty episode yeah, this week to a happy to a one to a one yeah 400, 500, 200, 200. 207. 200, 200 titty episodes. This will be happy 201, guys. 201, yeah. Remember Talkas and Titties? Oh yeah, Talkas and Titties. And it jumps to the part of the episode where you say it?

Yeah, you can jump in the transcript. Wow. What about like, ulcerative colitis? We're fucked. Or, what? It was like a celebrity that we probably haven't but I bet you we did uh Okay Ruben's stutter Andy Griffith definitely some stuttered episode yeah, definitely some Griffith episode you think so you think there's stuttered episode

You have said ulcerative colitis Kyle has Wait let's hear it. I don't know if that's a feature, but. Oh, wow, this is. This is a bad thing. This is a bad thing. Holy shit. Is anyone else just realizing this is a bad thing?

Yeah. Everything we say is significantly worse in writing. Let me read that out. Let me read that in Southern boy. That's a fast track to an ulcer yeah imagine the ulcerative colliders it hits a certain threshold of numbies if it crosses the the bracelet stew line of numbies in in the first 30 seconds you'll know that it's going parabolic yeah you'll know that the growth is exponential this is

close it this bad but this is also good for like we could be like did we ever talk about this We could also again KB all of our words are just yeah, but whenever we want to do another book We can just probably copy and paste yeah true Yeah What do you think we've talked about more penis or pussy? Us I think we talked about one like every episode penis. I'm gonna go pussy. I see a penis because vasectomies and penis is a penis is made a comeback for sure. Penis is for sure a specific word. Pussy is could also yeah. It's

interesting stuff. I think pussy is gonna outweigh penis here really 200 is the max I can show cuz it's listening to Okay more than 200 200 put yeah, yeah What about vulva how many times have we gotten said probably 16 for Wow TJ can I see that uh Can you pull up the pardon my cheesesteak commercial yet, or? I'm very nervous about that one. I guess I'll just pick that one. I saw some cheesesteaks today. We can just wait.

Yours was good too. I'm gonna do the Pardon My Cheesesteak ad. We already did. Oh yeah. You got the Stella Blue ad? I'll do it. Football season. We got Pardon My Cheesesteak and Stella Blue. Yeah. Yeah. Just looking up.

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Make every game day a victory this fall. Now I want to be the first one to say something on the act. Yeah, I want to say something that's never been said before. Go. Richard Karn. Doubt it. No, fuck.

We've definitely said this before. When we did Family Feud hosts. Fuck. What if the realization is that you guys have said everything and there's nothing left to be said you know? How like Ellen will make her guess say a specific word we should start doing that yeah, what do you mean? She would make her oh? Wow that's crazy TJ. Give me BD Wong oh oh

Oh Case race yeah, we're a bd-1 of the case race you guys are just repeating yourself. I'm over here bringing fresh material You guys are just going back to the same well Celebrity guess or something that was mine we have to do an Asian that was the only Asian I had be one damn Damn, we're doing a lemony snicket two words just don't go together like poke banana ain't no way ain't no way no fucking nine times I think Kyle wrestled with a guy named Greg ball sack rustle direct Rutgers TJ balls up did you just make a noise?

He did R U Ruh Ruh. We found the cheesesteak commercial. Oh yeah yeah. Oh yes. There's Greg Ball sack. Let's see the cheesesteak commercial. Big boy. Yeah.

So, look at all these cheesesteaks. There's a lot of good cheese steaks. I think we want to... The original one, that's my favorite. Now, we're going to be casting for our commercial, which is definitely not based on any other cartoon that we've ever seen before. That's good that we didn't base it on anything.

We didn't base it on anything, but I got the dumbest southerner that I could to play the main role. Oh, he could sell cheese steaks. I think he could sell some cheese steaks. Okay. Say the line. I sell cheese steaks. I think he could sell some cheese steaks. Okay. Say the line. I sell cheese steaks and cheese steak accessories.

That's pretty good. How about, try this one. Don't touch my cheese steaks. Don't touch my cheese steaks. That's pretty good too. How about this? Please sir, may I have another cheese steak? Yeah.

Please sir, may I have another cheesesteak? Should we give Nick and Max and KB some reacts? Yeah, yeah. You didn't want to see that line again? I love the original cheesesteak. It makes me feel like I'm home in a different life. What? KB, just say what you're eating there. Oh, well, this is oral euphoria between two pieces of jubilation. OK. I like that a lot. OK, Mincy, now this character, he's kind of like French Cajun,

but he's divorced. So can you just give me a, my wife left me? My wife left me! Can you do one where you do the mincy eyes and say, I love cheese steaks. Man, I love cheese steaks. That's just good. I like that.

Yeah, that was pretty good. He's a good actor. And then step in Big T and say, I don't eat cheese steaks because I've gone vegan. And then Brandon, you say, that boy ain't right. He's going to walk in and action. I can't eat cheese steaks because I've gone vegan. That boy ain't right.

That was a good Bobby Hill. I'm telling you, he was killing it. Yeah, well, go order your Pardon My Cheese Steak today. The outtakes we were trying. What kind? It's a delicious original style pardon my cheesesteak. Thank you. The government doesn't want me to eat these cheesesteaks

because it'll give me too much testosterone. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. This has all the fixings of a pardon my cheesesteak if you're not a vegan.

Boy, ain't right. Pardon my cheesesteak. You guys crushed that. Big T. We were trying to get him to say some Kamala stuff. He wouldn't do it. He's, yeah. He's not to be fucked with.

Big T is a good voice guy. Yes. Saying he can do impressions. He did something early on. We gotta use him more. Got a beautiful singing voice. Yeah, he did the... Him singing in the back of a car?

Yeah, with a... He can do Bieber. Yeah. He can do Bieber? Really well, yeah. Really? I didn't know that about Big T. Can we have him sing at the table I'm excited for tomorrow. I'm very nervous too. Kyle, can you say something that's not happening? I'm excited for tomorrow. I'm very nervous too. I'm excited for tomorrow. I'm

very nervous too. Kyle, can you say something that's not happening? I'm excited for tomorrow. I'm very nervous too. I'm excited for tomorrow. I'm very nervous too. Kyle, can you say something that's not happening? I'm excited for

tomorrow. I'm very nervous too. I'm excited for tomorrow. I'm very nervous too. Kyle, can you say something that's not happening? I'm excited for tomorrow. I'm very nervous too. Kyle, can you say something that's never been said on the act? Georgia O'Keefe. Maybe. I bring her up every once in a while and I think Kate might have as well. It's a big

Georgia. What's like a smart person topic? Oh, you're asking the wrong group of people. We rank them up. once in a while. Yeah. And I think Kate might have as well. Yeah. It's a big Georgia group. What's like a smart person topic? Oh. You're asking the wrong group of people. We rank the attractiveness of the first ladies. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's a piece of cake.

He just won. Ah. I think just one is impressive. What about a Jacob's Ladder? We used to do that. What? I had to have brought it up. I hated the Jacobs. I love it!

It was a punishment. Woohoo! Oh. Oh. Good song. That's a song? I was thinking of the gym equipment. No, I was thinking of the toy that you'd get in like a cracker barrel.

I got you. Oh, there was Jacob's letters. Ah, fuck. Jacob with a C and apostrophe S. Oh, it came up during the Pop tart movie that was a tough time, a tension filled day right there. It was a tough time for this place. Pop tart movie that fucking movie stinks. Ah, Che continues to watch movies based on my recommendations or based

on a recommendation because the other day and remember he loved the pop tart movie he thought it was a 10 of 10 he told me best in show wasn't good and oh he recently watched what he recently watched for the first time Shrek wait and didn't do it for him Shrek Shrek best in show he said it was British humor he didn't get it you know that's not a real documentary right Shay yeah I just didn't think it was British humor. He didn't get it. You know that's not a real documentary, right, Shay? Yeah, I just didn't think it was that funny. I think it's really...

It is so much fucking funnier than the Pop-Tart movie. It's not even in the same, like, universe. Do any mockumentaries make you laugh? Spinal tap? No, that's not... The Office is British humor. Yes, it is, Steve. Literally.

Okay. Some British humor is probably really funny. Some isn't. But that's a scripted TV show. This is mostly improvs, like, documentary style. So you didn't like Shrek? Shrek was fine. I think Nick KB and maybe also Brandon simultaneously recommended it to me, saying I really like it.

It was fine. I didn't think it was that funny. Your scale is off. I've heard Shrek 2 and 3 are very good. 3, no, but 2 is very good. saying I really like it. It was fine. I didn't think it was that funny. Your scale is off. I've heard Shrek 2 and 3 are very good. 3, no, but 2 is very good. OK. He's going to love 3.

I watched 2. Yeah, you're right. 3 will be his favorite. Yeah. If he ever gets there. Kate, any response? Yeah. Oh, no.

Why do you look so distraught? Because I'm questioning my sanity. I asked the neighborhood girls. no, that's a good thing I asked the neighborhood girls Because we were all one big squad if If all we lose today is your sanity that's a win tremendous win Something will be lost. Now let's try to, yeah.

Let's minimize the losses. I've heard back from my brother, everyone agrees there was a snow storm turnpike bathroom situation when I was very young. Okay. Baby stood out in my mind. I'm okay with that. I like to look in the camera and say, no, my parents never made me poop in a treasure chest in the back of our minivan when I was growing up.

That wasn't a thing. My parents are normal. I can't wait till we do this a year birthday mom we're gonna nail it the third time thing every day again See you in your head. There's an orange and yellow Chest yes plastic I like remember this so vividly we find like the model of the chest Fisher price No, I have no idea. What was the trash bag, Kyle? Yeah, Kyle, what were you peeing at?

Or pooing. I kind of agreed with you. Yeah, you did that a lot. I'm trying to make you feel comfortable. You were new to the show. Someone just DM'd me. He said, Kate's DMs aren't open, but tell her that my wife also had a treasure box in the car growing up.

Her and her three sisters, they say they'd never use it for poop. I also never looked at any of them the same. We'll never take a road trip with any of them, flights only. But wait, they didn't use it for poop? Yeah. So why are you bothered? Well, I guess no one pooped in my... No one pooped in our family's van.

Peeing in the car is fine. It's not ideal, but it... It happens. Yeah. I guess in my mind, it was more than the snowstorm. It was just something that was there for road trips. I don't know. That snowstorm just had an effect on you must have it last in your mind and you've taken the treasure chest to other places in your

eyes I don't know how long we all stuck in that snowstorm there was an act for quite some time there was an accident so would you eat before I don't remember how many was in the car? I remember another time I hit a whole big pile of red vines without chewing and I vomited the whole thing up and it all came out like perfect solid and that was also on the way that's pretty cool. You just make things worse. It came out how like like I didn't really chew it. I just was eating like a like a clown shirt. Yes.

You like a clown trick, a circus trick. Yes. Ew. But did that happen? I don't know. Maybe I made that up too. I don't know. You know, what's real anymore?

Maybe that priest shouldn't be in jail. No, he probably should. Should, should. Definitely should. Sorry, mom. What would cheer you up, Kate? You wanna do a tummy circle? Yeah, everybody get down.

Start giggling. Kate, you have the most crossed leg I've ever seen right now. How does your foot go that far across? Something's going on there, isn't there? It's like a weird bend. Like Elastigirl. Huh. Huh.

Huh. I feel like unsettled. I feel upset. How do you think we feel? Yeah, imagine us. You're not thinking about our feeling is it? I mean a friend who shits in a chest. Yeah, it's way worse for us better than on one We did well, we've had that on the act before because Dana talked about getting his chest shit on before No, because there's multiple people who've had their chest shit on it's no

But it was Dana who was like ha Carl started about it He went through the holes where ever we found out that like his in college basically his friends Just made him do stuff and didn't You only got yeah, he was the only one who got points yeah, but chugged he got he framed in a bog you got Who got points yeah, but chugged you got he braped in a ball you got yeah He should on a chest or do you get he got his got shit on? Yeah, and it was worth 80 points. Oh the points I miss Dana is the end of the floods go half hysterically Hey

Dana hey, can you hear me? How many points did you get for getting your chest shit on? I would have done it for 80 but 20. It's what it was when he was inflation. We got a different era. 20 points meant a lot back then. All right. Thanks Dana. You can't get shit with 20 points meant a lot back then all right thanks Dana you can't get shit with 20 points anymore I like the idea of just calling Dana once a show

yeah dead ball and laugh 20 points 20 points everyone was averaging like 12 points a game so 20 was 20 was plumbers were getting shit on back then 20 points today will get you at least 100 points. Yeah easy We need a revel tweet. Oh Dan is the man getting shit on your chest ten years ago would be worth 85 points today It would have to be 80 like Back when LeBron James started in the NBA was only 20 points to get your chest shit on Think about that want to feel old What show flacco first 25 and a chest shit was only 20 points. When Obama was in office.

We should make a website. Like, you enter your birthday, and you find out how many points it was. Yeah, you shit that shit on. Wow. 20. That was a lot of points. And he was the only one who got points,

if I remember correctly. Yeah, I think he was the only one who got points. No one else had any points, and he's like yeah, I did this this this at a hundred points We're due for a Dana episode. Yeah When's his wedding I Don't know spring right sometime. I got invited spring. Is he doing a bachelor party? I feel like he was talking about it. He already had eight yeah He did the whole video series of finding out where to go on his bachelor party smart man his bachelor party would rock Brandon I saw you have another show

you're launching oh that's exciting nice do I yeah with Jeff D Lowe I've announced oh no I'm just I am basically no I I am his captive when it comes to the dozen so I was told that I'll be doing that I wasn't I think I don't do this no for real he just said I'm not saying oh no I won't do this trivia no he said I'm bringing the dozen back in February but until then you and Kirk are gonna do this that's awesome man so finally getting some more work what's the longest in between shows being launched for you? I don't think I've ever gone three months.

Yeah, he gets a three month itch. Yeah. Damn, you know what? Can you name them all? You know what? I need another show. Can you name them all in two minutes? Yeah.

Can y'all name them all in two minutes? Okay. No. No. Two minutes on the clock. Okay. Okay, yeah we can do it. Go. Morning sunshine. Mostly sports yak, rasslin', unnecessary roughness, morning sunshine. Quick picks. Quick picks. Walk Sunshine quick picks quick picks walk the line the college football The Clemmer one to not stop There's college football show and then the Walker college football show yes, yep football show or cowbell more cowbell

Pick them well, that that's no pick central means I think y'all got it. I feel like there's got to be one more You didn't do any food things We ever on surf and turf no Necessary roughness surf and turf crossover yes has happened. Oh No. Unnecessary Roughness Surf and Turf crossover. Yes, has happened. Oh.

What a crossover. The long-awaited crossover episode. Yeah. Like Family Guy and Simpsons. That's fucking Marvel shit right there. That one dude had to have been so stoked. I don't remember. There's got to be another one.

COVID, you were turning up. You were turning up. NFL Draft Show. Yeah. Antiquing. That's in the planning stages still. Oh, OK. What do you mean the planning stages?

There's like five of them out. I've been planning. I actually said, sounds like I said planning. Planting. Maybe I did say planning. The planting stages where I'm still just putting out a video every now and then, and then I'll circle around and make that a show idea at one point.

What do you, what does, what do, what? I'm planting the seeds of the show. It's already a thing. It's already a thing. So I got Adobe Premiere for that. Is there anything else? Yeah, he did get it. The dozen. He was the original. Yeah. Was your sling TV show the Brandon Walker football show? Yeah, that was a good show. Brandon Walker. Colin. I like that. I probably got to bring that back at some point. You like doing that? You just don't have enough shows.

Uh, no, I just, you know, my strange addiction starting podcast. Oh, surviving Barstool. Yeah. That's no I think that was 30 other people. I think we got it. I think we got it all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. I don't think we missed any. What was what was the show you did that got you here? Oh, that was the uh, well, I actually I'm not allowed to say the name of the company. Yeah, but you can say the name of the show. It was literally just that company gambling show. Really? I was in my bookie my bookie. Oh my god. He said it. And then I was doing more cowbell. And then you were writing speeches for the CEO of Coca-Cola.

more cowbell. And then you were writing speeches for the CEO of Coca-Cola. No. Yeah you were a speechwriter. I was a speechwriter. For a big company. I was but not based out of Atlanta. Not for Coca-Cola. It was Delta. It wasn't Delta either. Was it an Atlanta business? I mean I can't really say. Could you still do it? Oh, do you still do it? What if Brandon was Kamala's speech? Whoa. So I grew up in a middle class. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Could you write a speech from Alisek like the final help him out a little? I'm more that's more Nick's territory. He used to write best man speeches. I'm I'm more of the corporate but like is there a would there be a YouTube video of somebody delivering your speech we got to watch one of your speeches I would have to look I have to yeah I don't know maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe that's a

new dozen spin-off Brandon's speech or not oh that's one famous speeches what did you do JFK's no no that was a great Lincoln I did the Gettysburg address yeah we know you didn't do MLK's I I had thoughts they changed it from nightmare to dream Do you remember like a line from one of your speeches that you were like this is gonna fuck no because I When you're doing a corporate speech, it's not You're not really trying to inspire as much as you're just trying to Sum up this is the perfect generic line. Yeah.

So you're- Say stuff like, we got to have people drink more soda. Yeah, stuff like that. Yeah. Here at Coca-Cola. You're very much on a highway driving 55 miles an hour. You rarely get to go 70. OK.

Is that a- But I was a newspaper writer for 15 years. I have tons of published stuff out there. I was in USA Today. I was in all this for 15 years. I mean I have tons of published stuff out there. I was in USA Today, I was in all this stuff. Whoa, really? Yeah. What did you write for USA Today?

I just wrote some golf articles for him. No kidding. Oh, please. Brandon, you're an impressive guy. Yeah, no, I'm- You really are. I had a 15 year sports writing career. Before I didn't.

Really impressive guy. Was it able to keep the family afloat. Barely yeah barely what Christmas is kind of sad yeah well no I make Christmas is work but I would like 2016 I was making a newspaper salary and then I I'm for almost 40 years old and I took up a job at nights between 5 and midnight stocking shelves at a Publix. Goodness. And I never told anybody and that's how Christmas happened that year. Wow. But then after that started to roll a little bit. Damn so you were like 40 years old not too long ago. I turned 40 years old

four days after Dave Portnoy hired me. No kidding. Wow. He hired me. It's pretty inspiring Brandon. He hired me on April 9th 2019 I turned 40. I four days after Dave Portnoy hired me. No kidding. Wow. He hired me. He hired me on April 9th, 2019 I turned 40. I know that I didn't realize you were doing like extra jobs. Oh, I was grime before that. I was Grinding you're like a nobody. Thank God for Texas Tech. Thank God for Texas. Were you Was a part of you like I'm gonna give up this dream. dream? Were you ever close? I was right there, yeah. So 2016 to 18 is when I was at SEC Country, and life was pretty good then. We were doing SEC podcasts and all these articles.

And you don't know this. But they made me the podcast director because they thought I was a podcast expert because I was listening to a new podcast called Pardon My Time. Oh, wow. And you kind of are the podcast expert because I was listening to a new podcast called Pardon My Day. Oh, wow. Whoa. And you kind of are the podcast expert. You've done so much. I was a podcast director for them, and then 2018...

I didn't know that. You're welcome. ...it went out of business. He made you. You're welcome. Thank you. And for a year, I was just kind of putting together, and that's when I started doing the speeches and whatnot. How was the Mississippi State guy, like, are you treated equally at the SEC country? So I wasn't the Mississippi State guy like are you treated equally at the SEC country? So I wasn't the I wasn't a Mississippi State guy I got a job as the

editor of our Florida and our Tennessee coverage. What? Yeah so. Did you lie on your resume? No it's just they needed people to be editors of of they didn't need a Mississippi State guy. They needed a Florida Tennessee guy so well I can do that too. So yeah. It was like the big shot of SEC country. Most of our guys went on to like the athletic. We had mostly sports writers. It wasn't a great.

Writers? Yeah, it wasn't a great model because it was all sports writing mostly that it was time for that to transfer into podcasts and we didn't really do that as much. It was time for that to translate into video and we didn't do that as much. She said we got a new security guard mic video. Ooh, tic toc. Hi snack time. We're in a tiny restaurant Staten Island. I'm

with my boy Brian. He went with the rigatoni with prosciutto. I went classic, pappadello, bolognese. How you doing?? The guys although he's drinking an apple spritzer. I'm not really sure on a Tuesday for no reason I feel about that. He's an aristocrat up. We're gonna enjoy this get right back to business. There's something about he never eats He did it with a meatball sub the other day didn't eat it. No Something about him this guy's food the best. Food reviews without eating. He's just a food forecast. They didn't even show the food. Yeah.

It's like a waiter describing the menu, Joe. Yeah. He basically just does, like, the awkward dialogue in a porn scene. We just never get to see insertion. Yeah. Something about it just gets me. Brandon, you are a man who's traveled many... Oh, yeah. You it all, man. Yeah. I think it's inspiring. It is. Forrest Gump. Texas Tech.

We all got here somehow. Texas. That's correct. Wait, what's the Texas? The whole reason it happened was Dave said he was going to put $500,000 on- $250. $250 on Texas Tech vs. Virginia in the championship game. And my bookie said, there's no way you can get that action down. And then Dave Mitt is vendetta to ruin their lives. And then the very first person who went live on the my bookie channels was Brandon Walker.

And all the stoolies flooded. Were you expecting a flood? No. No, he did. That video was, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What? What is? What he's that video is yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what what what? Handled it well

There was a 10 second period in there when I was expecting 25 to 30 people and I got 1200 There was a 25 there was a 10 second clip part there where I'm like, wow, I did it Yeah, I've the audience finally found me They finally realized Brandon Walker's a big fucking deal fucking deal. And then they started all telling me that I could fucking kill myself. And I look like Breanna of Tarth and all that stuff. Dave? Dave?

Do you think you naturally would have stumbled into this job? Probably not. That didn't happen? Probably not. Were you ever like, I want to start doing more comedic style sports? I did want to do that, but I don't know that I ever would have done it without happenstance without

actually. It's one of the best Barstool origin stories. Yeah, it's pretty good. Just definitely the best Walker origin story. Most of those end differently. Oh, that's not an origin story. Yeah, that's yeah, it's an end of a story. I'll be goddamn. Yeah. Goddamn. You want to of a story. Oh, we got damn. Yeah, you're right. God damn. You want to do the High Noon ad? We got to spin the wheel and do this commercial. It's time to load up on the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because the High

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No. Close, but no. Anything, Kate? I'm really spiraling over this. Really, nothing. It's weird though because it's like you want it to be true. I don't want it to be true, but it's weird how vivid it is to me if it wasn't true. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's eerie almost. It's weird. Nobody has a memory from childhood, that's eerie almost. It's weird

Nobody has a memory from childhood that people like no it sounds like you just remembered the how would we know treasure chest? You don't you don't remember pooping in it. No, but I like I in my mind. It was there For that this is like for like emergency bathrooms You did use it. This is like inception I Don't I just so vivid in my mind, but it never happened. Oh, there you go. I don't know. This will help you, but I used to have a porta potty for road trips in case we were stuck in traffic.

A porta potty? That actually does help her. What does that mean? Probably one of those little toilets. Oh, yeah, same thing. Like a squatty potty. Okay, well, that's the same thing. It's good to have Dukes on your side.

Yeah, I have Dukes. Dukes used to go to Poconos too, huh? That was a Poconos too, huh? Yeah. That was on Poconos for a season. All the people on your side, that's not. I'm going to use that for like, I got to show. Oh, no. Oh, beef.

Oh. You guys shoot the commercial. I got to run to the Poconos real quick. I know what you're saying. I'll be back as soon as I can. That's a tough, tough thing for the beef to see online. Damn. It's brutal.

All right. Yeah. I'm sure we'll forget this tomorrow. You can bounce back, Kate. One of us needs to have an emergency and shit in a receptacle with their car. On camera. Well, just for Kate, just be like, see, I told you.

Yeah. Well, I'll send you our shit today. Yeah. Thank you. Thanks, guys. You're going to be the Steve Kral, 40-year-old virgin meme laying in bed. Oh, this is going to be terrible.

Hey, for real, cool. Wow, that was cool. Happy birthday to my mom. Those guys are cool. We'll probably forget about it. And to your mom, too. Big day for mom birthdays. Huge day.

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