The Yak - Kate Reveals Her List of Things That Are Back After Her Girls Trip to Mexico | The Yak 4-28-25

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

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Rowback calm promo code yak everyone's back Whole squad yes, but not everyone Who oh the star of Friday? Yeah? Still banged up Is not here he deserves a day off working today, but he deserves a day off We're bringing you good. He was a drunk texting us in the group. Yeah What a Friday the show continued well into the night. Yeah It also was a great reminder that we cannot go that long before we get saw drunk again

Mm-hmm, it was I was I was sad that some of you missed that. But it was, he was incredible. I mean he used his one- I saw his apology tweet, and everyone was like, no need, but no need. Oh, he did an apology tweet? He was like, sorry to everyone for getting so emotional or whatever, all the comments were like,

that was perfect, you're good. He used his one big question to me to ask about He was like 12 shots deep yeah, he's like I have to ask you the one question and now live probably isn't the time to do What's going on with Shador Sanders yesterday was emotional disregard the nonsense, but oh well we move I don't want to disregard. No It was incredible. It was a huge fan of mine. I didn't realize yeah Ever every show like that. I wouldn't complain was incredibly entertaining hope feeling all right you demand just crazy Hangs I do will be fine. Hopefully once I step into the belly the beast and face He was just being nice

The best he was like opening up, but in his mind, that's the worst thing a man can do. Yeah. Right. Exactly. Yeah. He basically is like, sorry for being gay. Yeah. Yeah.

Incredible show, though. He is the best. Awesome. He's the best. Yeah, he's the classic today. Kate, Kyle, you're back. Mm-hmm. Can we hear how it went?

Yeah, recap? I'm kind of like, I'm really nervous right now. Why? It needs to be habitual for me to get in the zone. So Kate, go first. OK. Well, we talked a little before. You had more of a relaxing tropical trip.

Yeah. I had more of like a dirt bag tropical trip. Yeah. And can I tell you the things I'm back in on? Yeah. OK. Things of the summer summer cold washcloths Sure when it's hot out just people handed you an icy cold washcloth

And that was happening all over the resort you rediscovered that's Mexico. That's not trashy at all that also seems like a resort As well I'd like to see it in restaurants. I'd like to walk into a bar and then be like oh, here's your cold rag You want restaurants to start icing you down? Yeah, okay. I'd like that pina coladas with a rum floater You gotta get the rum floater. Okay, the rum floater is just a shot of rum in the top on top Yeah, you're back in on this or you I'm back I was doing plane and then I switched it with the floater and I was like, oh this is Do you think I go back once you do it? Do you think on a Tuesday night in Chicago at Applebee's it's gonna hit the same yes okay as long as the Applebee's is cold

showering you down yes as long as I have a cold washcloth mojito drink of the summer oh it's gonna be the drink you can't just say that she did I just did yeah you can't avow that mint is that mint It's like a little bit of mint and something sweet, and I don't know what else is in it, but vodka vodka It's vodka. Yeah, it is nice. Okay. It's vodka white rum Okay, I notice your last two were both drinks. I'm out on this up next ginger ale and vodka our third drink On this up next ginger ale and vodka our third drink Okay

Hey Relapsed can I tell you what I got back in on big time what side cigarettes beer? Just beer and I see cold beach beer late at night Honestly cold beer was on its way out I just haven't been drinking beer for a lot, besides case races. Like I haven't been like, you know what, let's crack a beer. I haven't done that.

I'm fully back in on it. How many cigs did you have? Huh? How many cigs did you have? You can only buy cartons at the duty free on the way in. So I was like, let's get a carton for the girls. And we went through three packs in two and a half days. Okay.

Whatever. Made friends in this this there was a little smoke pit I made friends um I Don't I don't know if I should say this one Go on. I don't want people to like be like you're a bad Mom go on I was far away from my children. Yeah Coke no no no no no this is something involving parenting? No no nothing involving parenting. Leaving your kids for a couple days? I'll just say. Getting fucked? No. Topless on the beach? No. Getting rid of your kids? I was vibing. Yeah right. I say that. Wait like

vibrating? No no no. I'm anmanual lady playing the air guitar. So wait So what is Smoking weed no, oh you were vibe. Oh, that's straw psychoactives. Oh, you're doing Molly. No, not my Oh, that's fine. Yeah, let me tell you the game has changed Yeah, wait a minute like they weren't isn't that what made you do the Elon tweet a couple of months? Hey, you do that you do that pretty regular This was a different This was like you changed your Twitter handle to Katie money grabs after my rooms, but I didn't this time did I okay now? Actually the cold towel makes sense for when you are so fucked up you leave your kids in a hot car

Yeah, that makes perfect They weren't around uh for when you are so fucked up, you leave your kids in a hot car. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah, whatever. They weren't around. Bikinis and letting it all hang out. I'm out on that. No, no, no. It was so refreshing.

There wasn't a hot body in the joint. And it was like, you see on social media, everyone's looking good. We're all hideous. Okay. I'm sure that'd mean a lot to your friend group. Not them. They weren't great.

Wait, wait. As opposed to what at the beach? I'm just saying, like, everybody who was there on vacation, like, all the dudes had, like, boobs and love handles and weird tattoos. Oh, just being fat as in? Yeah. Yeah. It was just good to see.

It's starting to feel like just getting drunk on vacation on a beach is being drunk and ugly. Yeah. I'm curious. How much of that are you bringing back to Chicago right this are you gonna be walking around? Are we are we to believe that you're gonna be walking around here in a bikini because if so drunk off your mind? We're out Yeah, this is a bikini free zone Not anymore. Okay, not more. I guess you can just do that. Yeah I guess she can just do that. Yeah, that's me over on Lake, Michigan I guess she can just do that there was a lot of

How and where you have a tramp stamp a lot of people? People there Adam there were a lot of trim you mean when you looked in the mirror People there were a little floppy like me and a lot of ladies had tramp stamps We were like giving each other the Jeep wave You were just seeing double maybe perhaps from all the drugs also back in belly laughs, okay When were those oh You're saying things with 100% approved Everybody like back in eating on the mic She's about cold beer women in bikinis laughing I know what I'm describing sounds like a nice to women

This is I did the same thing for my weekend. I didn't go anywhere this weekend Yeah, my ins would be french fries naps watching sports Nachos back it on nachos guacamole were you. Oh, nachos. Big time nachos. Back it on nachos. Guacamole. Were you ever out on nachos? I, like, kind of just haven't been dabbling in them. And it was nice to... You found your love for nachos. You keep saying back in, but you haven't been out on any of these.

Yeah, we haven't been out on any of these things. Hey, you're trend setting for the most firm trends. Unwavering trends. Is bacon on this list? Puppies? Pancakes? Honestly, I had... Puppies? Pancakes? Oh, come on!

Pancakes! I had it! This is a waffle. What a list! I had none! You just made a universally loved list. Yes, all tens. Okay, this one's not usual.

Aqua spas. Okay. So this, check this out. First, we had the Aqua spa experience. Is it a couple of martial rooms? And then, first you start in the sauna. You get your robes on. It was just me and the girls.

We had the whole place for ourselves. You get in the sauna and you're giggling. And then you get in the, we called it the menthol room, but they just... The steam room. Steam blasts. Oh, okay, yeah, what was that? The menthol room.

So spas. I've never done anything like that. Kate, you're saying really, really favorable things. But then we got to go in this pool, like the size of this room, but like over here was this thing you stood on and you just got bubbled. And then over here was like. A jacuzzi.

Oh, yeah. Then we had a muscle rub, a massage. And they put cucumbers on your eyes. That was great I've never done that it was I'm just saying the water that from the ceiling and I put soap on my body Yeah, yeah Kate I had a great time you sound like you were someone who was in prison for 30 years You know the same Pound Sand? I was laughing so hard I was Pound Sand. You were laughing a lot? Belly laughs?

We were in the bay together giggling. When was the last time you saw these girls? Over a decade. These are your rugby girls? Yeah. The water displacement at the spa had to have been it's not they would add a refill oh my god oh go pound sand yeah that's it's not a good thing that's not what that means no how it means like fuck yourself yeah go fuck off what did you think pound sand meant they like a knee slap

literally laughing so hard on the beach that we were like rolling around that's not yeah so we go pound sand you're you nervous that poor sand a little bit. Yeah, I was a little nervous and then Kaden or what was so funny you telling inside jokes you reminiscing or with someone little mix everything Yeah, what's the inside joke from the from the weekend? I? Mean we have a list we wrote a song This sounds like hell that was a huge win for cold rags though to be number one on the list yeah I would like one right now how this was really smart of you to have Animals are back animals. I saw a barracuda stingray. That scary. Like a little chupacabra or whatever those little.

Oh, that's a good thing. So are you guys going to try to make this a regular thing? We said every two years. No chance. Also, I was never hungover once. Whoa. Well, that's because you get to sleep in. Yeah, there it is.

But I was drinking all, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, vacation, you don't get hungover because you just sleep until you're ready to get up again. But I stayed up till like three or four every night, and I was up at sunrise every then did you take naps? No, what and I swear there was no Coat any drugs. Yeah, there was I was I think I was just like buzzing off five so hard there might have been you Just weren't in the cool kids. It's probably FOMO any bodily humor anybody trip and fall any farts. Oh, yeah farts Oh girls queef

Off the beach making bubbles come up in the mirror like watch this really how does a girl fart work in like a group setting um same as guys on each other my big move would be like hold on hold on hold on I have something to say and then you fart and then you just a simple a classic and then they all laugh or they like okay if it stinks you don't't say anything and then, sorry. That's okay. I'm just thinking about that poor sand. And nobody fucking shows up.

There was no drama. There was no, it was just- What about the seaweed? So the first day, there was a ton of seaweed on the beach and they had these dudes who were sweating their dicks off off shoveling it into wheel barrels and putting it in the dumpster, but we just moved to a different area we're any of the girls single there and trying to find a Mexican lover did anyone get anybody get dick dick down no

It really we were like just so into hanging out that we didn't even there was a lot of there was a bachelor party That all had matching t-shirts. oh but there was like a lot of like matching t-shirts for a bachelor party dudes yeah I mean Bachelorette's did I didn't know the dude it was a combo bachelor Bachelorette and like 15 of them and they all had matching shirts yeah that's a bad but that wasn't the vibe I got to cut that off before you even go on the trip yeah went out in the town a little bit So no no one got their guts rearranged nobody one of somebody had to have just been played. Yeah fuck out No, how long were you there only two full day? I'm no one got

No one beat it a rugby girl couldn't find dick in two days They might they might have beaten it overall, but I think they were after though Are they after yeah, we were yeah, yeah, I get it. We were I don't know. No, it wasn't that I love the liquor was flowing. I'd love to talk to the other girls And they're like we did so much coke and we fucked every day She was out on the beach just slapping the same pancake we found a washcloth and she entertained herself I Just like genuinely had the best time of the day I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like We found a washcloth and she entertained herself I just like genuinely had the best time and I'm like

That's great. I'm rambling. Sorry. Thank you. No, how was Hawaii? It was good. I wish it was like more fun and trashy, but I can't complain it was it was so nice Did you did you do any did you do the road to Hana? No, I didn't do anything. Oh, did you go to the volcano? No, and I didn't go to the restaurant you recommend That's okay. I lied and told you I was yeah I know you did and it was like actually way too descriptive of a lie you tell me what to get I felt bad. I couldn't tell you in the moment. Yeah, I wasn't yeah, we just We like to eat inside. Yeah, we picked up food. I love fresh poke from Foodland Japanese fried chicken, Mac salad. Did you get did you get twisted every day? I didn't get twisted. Really? Was it all

inclusive? Really? No. Okay. I was paying for the drinks but yeah, it was a little bit too The clientele was a little boring a lot of Flendersons It's a lot of do well. What if you're Flenderson? I was yeah by associate Yeah, were you everybody else very Italian creamed? No, I was the most you're the creamiest. Yes Wow, what about uh did you go? Did you surf? No, we booked a lesson and said no Did you go did you surf? No we booked a lesson and said no Did you go in the ocean I

Went in the ocean. Yeah, that was my favorite part. Yeah, what would got two massages on a boat no boats You went really far, but do nothing did you could have gone to Delaware? Yeah, I legitimately did nothing Gone to Naples like how was I had that real that sinking realization I Went this far ten hours of air travel To do a luau all the money I have did you drive anywhere was there anything specific to Hawaii that? Yeah, luau. That you did that you're like, I couldn't do this anywhere else? I guess the cuisine, but you can get poke here.

Yeah. It was better there, but oh my god, you're right. It's kind of a waste. You had to have done one luau. I didn't do a luau. You didn't see a roast pig. We had a very good time doing what we wanted to do, which that's great yes you get did you wear a lei no lei okay a lot of dudes with hairy ass scalps oh no bald dudes I couldn't find a single

bald dude how many collect that sounds like brutal a lot I was in the Sun like all day every day okay say Aloha at anya at any point. That's all they say Did you say it though? I refuse to say it back Aloha and mahalo and I kind of want them to stop Okay, I want that you got to give me more cuz you're like talking to me like I'm a young child, right? You got to work in more Topper Hawaiian language. Yeah. Yeah Did you see a volcano?

No. Okay. I did like one fifth of a hike and then we're like, do you want to just like turn back? Yeah, big time. Did you take the top off the Jeep? No, top up. Air conditioning on? Nothing beats top up when it's hot and sunny.

You don't want to get shit in your eyes. Did you have the windows up and AC on? Windows up the whole time pop up AC blasting nothing better So Kate brought back everything cool you brought back nothing cool, and you went far. You're seeing wildlife of any kind Chicken An absurd amount of chickens okay like I got a little bit of amusement out of that So yes, are you gonna go back you could have you could have gone to? Naples and and watch Moana

Everything was just like visually stunning, and then you actively know It was like that's a great vacation. It was it was the shit was a movie setting but a pamphlet plot Took advantage of some of the amenities basked in the Sun and kind of behaved appropriately too many kids Yeah, did you get pretty banged up at all? No, I Think like four drinks was the max. What was the- Did a shroom cap.

It was a little micro shroom, but it was perfect to lay in the sun and listen to music too. Exactly. Were you listening to Hawaiian music? No, Tropical House, which I guess it should be Hawaiian music. I wish there was more house music in Hawaii, because it's the scenery for it. What was the pool like?

The pool was immaculate. Too many kids, but I was also chilling by the Tarzan swing in the lava slide. That's where the kids will be, yeah. But yeah, like the Waleah area of Hawaii is one of the most incredible beach scenes you'll ever see with the resorts and homes and so I guess walking around in the morning at sunrise was...

Did you get on Zillow, look up house prices? Did you do anything local? I didn't even do that. Wow. Wow. I like to do that. You did it your way. Yeah.

Sounds awesome. I like doing that. That honestly is my way. If I would have like booked activities I wouldn't have been as happy yeah, but um What a week for you guys, huh? What do you mean it seems like it was a fun solid good week of shows at bar so yeah We ate a lot of cards. I love yes

I puked from a card on Friday my stomach was hurting from a card. It was a Cleveland Brown. Yeah Yeah, I had an Arizona Cardinal. Yeah He had a lot of cards Yeah, I missed the card eating. Well, I had one card. You had one card. You had the Michael Jordan fake. What's the most expensive card you ate? I wore the fake Michael Jordan was probably $20. Yeah, I would like to try one. We could try the real one. Yeah. You missed John Summit, too, KB.

I did. Yeah. Oh, that was awesome. Is he one of them ones? He was kind of like after my era that I was deeply into. But I respect him, and I like his music. And he's so famous. I don't know if we talked about it.

He had a pretty good first pick. Yeah, he did. Not bad. Yeah. He did well. talked about so famous. Yeah, you had a pretty good first. They did Yeah, you did well. Yeah, you did do well Huh, well welcome back man, well, I'm back both to you welcome back Days to yeah, um miss actually a lot of day more than Kate. Yeah, I missed 60% of the days last week Yeah, um, it was good. you know, my wife got back on Saturday

So it was uh, she never do that again. She can never do that. Did you clock out? I I went to O'Hare I got her I took her home and when I said when I took her home I said, alright, let's stop and get something to eat now because when I drop you off I'm leaving for a while And so Yeah, I dropped her off and then I went out and she knew where I was going. I was going to the card shop. But uh, what you were hungry when hit some golf balls and did all that. But yeah, it was a good week with the boys. We did a

lot. Yeah, we did a lot. We we had steak night on Friday night. You looked awesome. Oh, it was so great. Your nine year old put away 14 ounce ribeye. Me Tommy and the nine year old had 14ounce ribeyes. The 12-year-old had a grilled cheese because he lives his life the way he wants to live it. Like that? He's the Kyle of the group?

Yeah, and he was good. But my nine-year-old's the only one that finished the steak in the restaurant. Yeah. Wow. He's going to be a big one. He's going to be a big one. Yeah, steak night once a month for the Walker boys.

Love them. It's a new thing. It's good. Went to this shanty in Wadsworth. Ah. Delicious. Yeah, it looked good. You really shroomed up your steak. I did. You didn't have a single piece of beef showing. I like mushrooms on my steak. I like mushrooms on my steak. I like the food, the edible food. I think, is it a vegetable? Yes. It's a fungus. My third

favorite. It's a vegetable though, right? It's a third It's in the third to second what's best of all fungus. Oh, yeah avocado isn't a vegetable So it might be my second. What's one? Well, obviously potato potatoes. Yeah king vegetable That's not and then corn is up there, but I think Mushroom might be to Brussels sprout Mushroom over corn asparagus I think you can do more the fancy ones moral mushrooms oftentimes a crossword clue, but I've never had one Sydney Wells found like a thousand in her yard this week Oh, yeah, visually they're tough to look at. I don't like to look either. I like things with the holes. She found what moral mushrooms I guess they're like

she's like I Guess they're expensive like restaurants to pay top dollar for him. She found like a thousand in her yard thousand I'm making that up I was a lot I would have been fine Yes, we have a good steak I love it and I play a little golf do a little fishing yesterday looks like you played well too for some yeah birdie birdie number 13. I didn't know you golf like that Oh, no, no, you do now. I do know I've changed we last saw each other. I'm a country club guy now. I sit in the sauna a lot and smoke cigars. Yeah, there I go. Birdie. And you could, you can lie when you do that?

Could, could, didn't, but yeah, could. I do every time. Yeah. Yeah. When people post themselves golfing on like TikTok, they know that we know that they can just edit it to their best shot attempts. Right. Right. That's what I plan to do. Yeah. OK. But even your best shot attempt will get roasted. Yep. No matter what. Did you get roasted? Did you? Everyone's fish. I get roasted for everything I put out there. But I got roasted. And I told people because I don't have fitted clubs. So I use standard clubs and my use of my kids clubs.

So my seven iron, I'm way, that's my drive. There's one that's way, way, way. Do you play with someone else? No, it's just me and my daughter riding around. She drove me. And then, yeah, so that's me. But my seven iron, the next shot that I put on there, I'm- You're going to hurt yourself.

I'm like this. Is that one of your boys, you said? Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. And people are roasting you in the comments? Yeah, but I don't have fitted clubs and I... There would have to be some sort of outlet to be to be able to get those right? Yeah, I would

think so but I... And? Been able to successfully do it yet so. Yeah. Partnership of some sort. Yeah. But you need clubs that are like tailor made to you. I do. I do. Yeah. But hasn't... Yeah, I don't see any outlet. Hasn't happened. Hasn't happened, yeah. Had a good time, though. Good. Can I make a confession?

Yeah. Can you pull up the fish picture? Oh, no. AI? No. Photoshopped it? No. Somebody else did that.

That's not the one, the big one. I had my daughter caught it. But it had to be shown and y'all had to see it. It's the biggest fish we caught out of that lake and I'm not gonna tweet out a picture of my daughter so there he is. Oh man. So I didn't see this tweet. Did you caption it? Check out this fish my daughter caught? I just said boy. I've said that yeah Well, just what did you say? I just said boys But it's actually girls right? No, I'm talking to the boys though. I don't think the girls really care stolen valor How much should away? 25 and 6 pounds

Nobody taught in your pond. Yeah, look that's it. Yeah, right Looks like yeah. Yeah, well your daughter is significantly smaller than you. Yeah, that's it. Her right hand, right? She looks proud. How much bigger it looks like in her right hand? Yeah, yeah. Well, your daughter's significantly smaller than you. Yeah, that's true. Sounds like you had some good father-daughter bonding. Oh, I had some good kid time this week, yeah. Good kid time. A lot of kid time.

You and Kyle. She caught that? Yeah. Herself? She did, yeah. Did she get to see the compliments that you got? Um, she, she sent it to her family and her friend group and all her people. Her family meaning yours? She got her own. Her family. She got her own. You know, her grandmother group chat that she has.

Oh, I didn't know that. She was able to get the grandmother love and stuff, which is more valuable than Twitter love. Yeah. No. Keep telling yourself that. But now moving forward, how do we know? is more valuable than Twitter love. Yeah. No, keep telling yourself that. But now moving forward, how do we know? It could all be a lie. Which one you cut and which one you cut. I mean, to be honest, this entire, everything could be a lie, Titus.

And that's up to you to decide. Holy shit. What's real and what's not. Holy shit. Well, god damn. And let me tell you something, Mark. As a father, you're going to lie about shit your kids did. And that's just the way of the world.

It's a welcome. That feels like a good... That actually feels awesome. Good advice. How young is your youngest? Nine. Okay. Is he still in the claws wave No, oh whoa he's off. Yeah, he's off

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You did it. He did it. I have cash for you. Unbelievable. Oh my God. That was a spite bet too. Yeah, you were angry about it. That's my spite money.

You were mad at him about that bet on the first night? I was very mad. It was a spite bet that then had the craziest ending ever with a 10-minute review I still don't think it happened. Yeah, I was so mad at him on the face. You got you you got the money I got the money. Okay. I don't think it happened. I think he was touching the ball. I think he might have been crazy But it's fucking Stephen Che for anyone who missed it This was a bet he gave me after he lost two terrible bets and kept on saying value

And I felt and I actually made him the way this went down was he goes I got another crazy one But I'm not gonna tell you cuz you'll be mad and I said well now you have to tell me and I wouldn't let him Leave the room until he told me and it was Clippers Nuggets one at least one game to end with a buzzer beater. 30 to 1. And I spiked bet it for three grand to win 90. And they got whacked on Thursday night. They lost by like 20. Yeah. Incredible, Stephen.

Che, you got it, man. It's just what he does. That's crazy. It's what he does. I was out on him. What went into that pick? Was that intuitive or you actually did research? No, so I mean the first two games came down to the last, I bet it pre-series at 25 to It's what he does. I was out on him. What went into that pick? Was that intuitive or you actually did research? No, so I mean the first two games came down to the last,

I bet it pre-series at 25 to one. And I thought these two teams were even matching that went down to the final possession the first two games. So I said, okay. Like the rest of the series, I would anticipate it's gonna happen at least one or two more times.

Look at this. This is so improbable. The ball was touching his finger up until there. There wasn't a frame rate high enough to see it. Yeah. I. And he won the bet. I didn't know it was possible to end the game on a dunk like that. Yeah. Yeah. You think the clock was the ball went through

either the balls on his hands or it's through. So they stopped the clock. It's crazy. It's here to be perfect. This is insane. Yeah, look at this That's oh my god. You can't be closer. You cannot be close. So I've rewatched the face time college I put over the TNT broadcast several times and Throughout it's like a three and a half the one with no audio by the way But I put I put the TNT video against it. Yeah, you can kind of still

Shay I feel a whole try to dub it. So you can kind of match it up. Shay, I think you should try to dub it. It's a call of you and Big Cat, but the audio is from the game. So when we talked about it on Friday on the act briefly, I said, and he was saying this is never gonna hit, I was like, all right, like FaceTime me after. But then when the game got to be tied, I FaceTimed him with eight seconds left.

There's so much going on here. And this is like a three and a half video for two and a half minutes. He's like, you're an idiot. There's no way this is gonna count. Yeah, you can see him get mad at him. Hey, you're saying no way. I was just like, shut up.

Cause it was a perfect, it was like our relationship. I wish there was audio. Yeah, I know. It was our relationship summed up where Che sees everything and he always thinks it's gonna go my way. And I see everything being like of course This is a loser and so for two minutes

I was just screaming at him to the point where my son came in was like what's going on and I was just like you idiot Che. There's no way and of course in the most Che fashion ever he wins the bet It's crazy and you win the bet I win the bet and I have cash for you Che. I Have so I told you I was gonna give you five five grand sheesh. I told you I was gonna give you five grand I think that in yak fashion. Yeah, he's got to earn it. I'm gonna give you 35 grand today Right now five hundred thirty five hundred. Sorry thirty five hundred thirty five hundred you're right I'm gonna give you thirty five hundred right now in cash, and I think tomorrow You have to earn the other 1500 and I have an idea for us

I think we would I think we chase goes one-on-one verse everyone in challenges He comes up with ah and if you beat Shane the challenge Then you end up on the final wheel and then we'll spin to see who gets the 15 boy. Do I like that? Yeah, are you I like that? Yep. Are you okay with that? Yeah, of course. I mean any of this is, you know, out of your generosity.

Like I didn't ask for anything. And you get to think of the challenges. So you get to think of the challenges. So wait, I have to go undefeated? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you go one on one versus me and I beat you, all that means is I get into the final wheel. If you do go undefeated, you get the cash though. Yes, if you beat that means is I get into the final wheel if you do go to feed if you get the cash though yes if you beat everyone no one's

on the final yeah yeah and you can think of the challenge was Kate with me with ties with everybody yep oh wow individual challenges yeah so like if you lose all of your challenges you have a one in nine chance to win the rest of the money if you win all of them except one you have a 50% chance okay yeah that sounds awesome all right come take your cash oh yeah get your 35 grand we got to make fun have fun with it and I'll you know what I'll say che-che because it's got to be worth it well I'll if you win tomorrow I'll double it for you also whoa it'll be three grand because it because otherwise you could

just take the 1500 so you have a chance to win $6,500. Wow. And everyone else has a chance to win $1,500 tomorrow. All for it. Is this show his, just this show alone? Very generous, thank you. He's made a lot of money on this show. How much money has he made just off the show?

He's gotten a teacher's salary. I mean, this bet was just, it's Che, just, if you bottled up Che and everything he does, it's this bet. Because it's like the ridiculous thing. I got mad at him. And to have the first dunk, it was like in like 30 years to be a buzzer beater in the playoffs and to have it be a 10 minute review, it's Che.

He just always finds a way. Well, it was also just, it was a sharp ass bet. Well, Che, did you take the bet as well or just give it? Yeah, no, I took the bet pre-series and then once I gave it to big cat. I took it again No kidding. So I took it a 25 to 1 and I took it at 31. So I made $2,500 on the bet myself Wow My retire Might be it. Do you see quakes is bad? Yeah, he's got a round robin of every series to have a game buzzer beater

Still alive. Well, yeah now it's I think one more to get to start cashing. Well every series to have a game of Buzzer Beater. And that's still alive? Well, yeah, now it's, he needs one more to get, to start cashing. Whoa. How much would he win? Well, he'd have to hit all of them to win 161,000. And Titus, your bet's still alive, your future. Yeah.

So, Marlins and White Sox to both win their division. Five dollars to win how much? 385,000. Oh, just their division Five dollars to win how much? 385,000 oh Just their division yeah, that's all they have to do and how are the Marlins are not dead yet? The White Sox might be doing I have a rally Need to be a rally here. Yeah, let me see I would win $315,000 I'm sorry not bad $5 to win 300 I could cash out for 450 right now

Steven what are some pretty good? Yeah, it's pretty good. I got him sweating a little bit. Steven, what are some of your best wins? Because I feel like when you win, you you really win. Yeah, I mean, this one has to be this is a bet. I'll remember for the rest of like I reposted like the the marker in the mouth. Like that was really hard to do. Yeah, that had to be like you also know that next round you have to give us one.

You have to give us another buzzer beater pick shit. What song do you want your highlight real set to whoa? If someone out there wanted to put together all your wins whoo, that'd be a long ass vid long part one Geez, I don't know elevator music. I've always thought my um if I ever became an NFL player, which obviously is never gonna happen My entrance would be the instrumental version of Bon Jovi run away with just green lasers like Waiting for tonight Jennifer Lopez video Like if you're going on the Super Bowl and you're not the New England Patriots getting introduced by team to your whole Team I don't think they do different in different Lewis moment that's what he's thinking of so you're not only in the NFL. You're a Hall of Famer

You're Ray Lewis. I mean yeah, my madden creative player was okay next case race. Would you like that? Yeah, I mean your man created player was Ray Lewis, or he was a Hall ofer a Hall of Famer you and that's a tight end number He had an interest song What was his name? Not necessarily myself? How high up on your list of life accomplishments is getting your Madden player to be a Hall of Famer? I mean not those I know it's a fake world, but I played a lot of men at 10 Do you make them look like you does he have? That fake world was a real Hall of Fame

look like you does he have your high course yeah that fake world is a real Hall of Fame yeah so about it that way Steven do you know what your pick is gonna be for next round so it's got to be a buzzer beater yeah got a running walk absolutely we'll have to see I so it's so exciting it's such an absurd bet that will never hit again so my I'm in

like this tough spot because I don't want to give something that's like a surefire loser. But I know if I say any pick that you were going to take it for a lot of money. Right. A lot of pressure. So yesterday, I'm a Knicks fan. And after the hit on Saturday, I bet Knicks Pistons buzzer beater. And it almost happened yesterday. Oh my God.

Yeah. So we'll see. I think next series is fair and we can reset. Everything will be 25 to one. And then, yeah, we'll see who has, I bet it in Lakers, Timberwolves pre-series as well. Just cause they have clutch players. So you bet them all.

No, I bet three out of eight. I only bet one. Yeah. And a hit. Best one, yeah. Best one. Yeah. Hopefully one more hits for Quigs.

Anything off the top that you would challenge us to, or one of us, tomorrow? Think of fun challenges. Mm. Like, let's think of of something let's make it a very fun day like usually appealing yeah like Joe guesser 1v1 or so yeah like don't don't just be like all like we're gonna just like first one to hit a half-court shot which I guess you could do also can I have a request that I think we all agree like you have to play pickleball versus Brandon yeah oh yeah that has high stakes

that has to be the challenge against Brandon. Okay. All right. Yeah, that makes sense use use Nick As your muse help, okay, Nick can come up with some good. Oh, yeah. Yeah Let's get let's get a really fun challenge day for cash prize. Absolutely. Yep. Yep. I'll make this good. Okay That was great. I do and I think yeah me and you our relationship. I think this was the You know, we've had some fun moments for sure, but this was you getting sentimental on my was it the peop? I mean, this is a bet both of us are never gonna forget. This is crazy Yeah, I mean I View our relationship like and I this is not trying to Patronize you Steven I view our relationship is like you are my child like I can that's good

I can have days where I'm like very frustrated, but I'm always gonna Unfortunately for better or worse have to love you yeah Even when he gets in trouble like well Fucking love the guy. How many Never Going to Forget moments do you have a year? Not that many. Maybe five or less, but I mean, based on perspective, that's a lot. I've only had one this year. This probably is our top Never Forget moment as a friend.

And the review made it a lot better. Kyle, we shared one last week. What'd you get though? Two weeks ago. You guys had a Never Forget moment? Yeah. Kyle does too. Kyle we shared one last week What do you weeks ago two weeks ago? I don't know which one you could be taught. Oh my god. What is it? Which one? We had a few but the Steve doors We solved a Sunday crossword on a word that yeah, we made we didn't know is me even Tom let sound like you forgot it I didn't forget it cuz I'm like thinking about it now, and I'm recounting it perfectly did forget

We looked at each other getting or never forget moment. It was yeah, I completely understand How you feel about that cuz I feel the same I forgot about it. I did Sometimes you know it was it was a legendary moment Steve door. It's not Steve door It's steve a door somebody that works at a dock didn't know I Think all my never-forget moments are just gambling really you thought you have multiple children. Yeah Yeah, I Remember a lot of bullshit though, so I think I have a bunch of never-forget moments this year alone Rain and what's our never forget story gambling is it the mincy game?

The double overtime over. Yeah, it's one of them. Right? Yeah, gotta be. That's gotta be. Last year's March Madness. Yeah, that was a never forget for sure. Because that was everybody was down bad. Yeah, we were. And mincy of all people. Yeah, got lucky. That's his life though. Yeah, him and Shea are very similar in that. Where it's like when you think it's all... When they're out, they're never out.

All Asian mincy over here. Yeah, you just always gotta come back in them. Oh TJ, how was your weekend? Fun. I got a chicken bucket yesterday at the Yankees game. They got crab fries. They got crab fries in the chicken bucket. at the Yankees game. They crab cry fry them. They got crab fries in the chicken buckets That's a Philly thing. Yeah guys are what happened. Let me see this they put crab fries in the chicken book

Wait, are you trying to claim old bay as a Philly thing? Oh, those are those are called crap Baltimore That looks really that's a piece not a piece It's just it's not a jizz thing wait. Yeah That's you jizzed at the Yankees game. I just my pants the Yankees so what what over the crab fries a Lot of sauce they are good as hell Extremely saucy put those on the list is that a new thing at Yankee Stadium Crab fries are like a Philly thing And I was just

stunned to see the option where we were walking through the concourse to get a chicken bucket was stunned to see a chickies and Pete's stand because it's a Philly thing looked very happy from that stain what are all those different yellow sauces mustard mustard honey mustard cheese there's one that's midnight black F Santa black barbecue Mayo to cheese cheese got some flakes Looking chicken tenders honey mustard has the belt. Oh honey mustard's the go I gave it the bill. I'm

Shocked at myself. I'm unify with you. I love it. We're unifying the belt It's the best dipping sauce, but I don't want it smeared Oh, I wouldn't smear it on a sandwich who makes the best honey mustard. Yeah, it's also very different across the board No, Ken's garbage TJ. What's Ken honey mustard? basic bitches what Wendy's honey mustard is such a basic basic at all I think it's Never like the automatic. You standard. I like exotic sauces. I like a good ranch. Yeah, you're a basic ranch. Yeah.

Put honey mustard on a cheeseburger. Put it on a salad. Honey mustard on a grilled cheeseburger? No. Grilled cheese? I don't think it's going to make it work. You don't know what grilled cheese? No.

Incredible. Why are you putting anything on a grilled cheese? Incredible. Grilled cheese? Yeah, little honey mustard. You don't need to put a sauce on a. Yeah, I put mayonnaise on my grilled cheese sometimes Well, there you go. Well, that's on the bread juice it up a little bit. There's mayonnaise back dude on the never gone away No, it hasn't done. Hmm. Did you guys see Spagana exists? What's that? I've heard about it

This is Eddie lasagna, but I don't even know that would just taste like lasagna. Yeah, I just saw someone who needs. Why not? Let's get it. I know she's right. The spaghetti and then put it in the lasagna. I got it. I got to see it. Splagania. I mean, I'm sure it's good. I don't even know what video I was watching. It was just some woman.

Splas Splagas Splagana. Did you have dreamed this? Let's get it. But this has been in a dream of yours. And you thought it was in real life. Possibly, because it might have been a late night viewing. That does sound like something you dream about. Here it is, yeah, this woman created Spagagna. Well that's not, why would it be spelled like that?

I don't understand that. I don't understand that mixture of words. This is like tinges. What is it from? What is it from? Spaggetti. Spagagna, it doesn't. It's a spaghetti casserole.

Is it bagzini, is that what they Spaghetti. Spagagna. That's a spaghetti casserole. Is it bagzini? Is that what it's called? Spagagna. It smells good. That's just a standard casserole. You got to see what you got to play the woman who created it. She's electric. I don't like her.

That woman, there was a couple women that I liked that. I don't like it. It doesn't taste good. It's their voices, right? They're women voices. Where's the woman who created it? Really grating. That's the woman.

We need her video. Go to Cocoa Butter. She had zest. She explained it to me. I was like, yes. It was splitgania. I'm in. I mean, yeah.

I don't see any new foods coming down to the pipeline for decades. We're done. I like we're kind of stuck Yeah, but that's when they get you you think yeah, what's been the best new food since 2010? Cronuts had a moment what? When did cotton candy grapes come out So good they're the best. They're the best We never say you v been it. Yeah, that's that was

Aussie us us a sigh yeah The glob ice cream inside of fruit roll-up, and then it gets real crunchy so yeah, I guess that wasn't like a movement Yeah, it was a big deal to me What three does locos tacos mmm It was a big deal to me. Doritos Locos Tacos? Mmm. Innovation does usually come from Taco Bell. Taco Bell. You see it?

I found out that I was like.2% Italian. One day I was like, you know what? Spaghetti and lasagna? Spagagna. I learned how to make my noodles al dente. Spagagna. Pasta to make my noodles al dente Pasta meat sauce ricotta mozzarella noodle Pasta

Noodle We got a new color too they discovered a new color what what Ollo Ollo What is it? Is it a mixture new color too. They discovered a new color. What's what Ollo? What is it? Is it a mixture new color? Let me see. I can't can't go to UC Berkeley. What do you mean? You can't got it in a lab in UC Berkeley They have to shoot a laser into your eyeballs for you to see it. Mm-hmm. Oh, that sounds Jaw dropping blue-green hue that can't be recreated. I've already fathomed that. No, that's not that. That's not it.

Yeah, so we got new colors. That's cool. It looks like the, what's that thing at night up north? Rory Ballard Moriales. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that it? Rory, Rory, Rory. Northern Lights.

Thank you. No. That was good. You're right. I feel like smash burgers weren't as popular. Yeah. Or wagyu. I feel like I didn't really start here.

It's just a type of beef. Fast food chains. Wagyu is almost too present now. Arby's has wagyu. That's what you like. OK. I'm surprised the Bronx. Because you can find a Philly cheesesteak in any city.

I'm surprised the Bronx chopped cheese hasn't. Because it's essentially a cheesesteak, but with cheeseburger And it's so good like chopped cheese should be chopped cheese. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry about Italian beef, too Yep Burger bowls are in right now. What it's like a Chipotle bowl, but burger ingredients chopped up I like a burger chopped up in things well shit. You're gonna love this Chopped up. I like a burger chopped up in things well shit. You're gonna love this This sounds right Gravy needs is about to make an explosive

Not I guess not come back. There's only November I was eating loco moco, and I think it's such a good topping. What's loco moco? It's like chopped up burger Eggs Spam is fantastic Is everybody here Friday? We should all bring a new food. Oh, I'm not like our what what we think is gonna be next up No, we invent new dish oh I can do that do that how are we gonna invent a dish I got one of your inventive what's in your mind I'm not gonna ruin it smart there really someone's stealing it macha has had a moment the past couple years watch you

call I don't know what is perfect I thought it was acai I thought it was the same thing it's that great also he also like I guess has like so much sugar in it because I remember I got on a kick and I was like acai bowls I'm gonna get so shredded and then John Butcher grass replied one way or not healthy they're like that's like 10,000 calories you'd be better off having a blizzard yeah I was like shit I never get that why would you ever do that then what like why would you ever choose an acai bowl over a cookie dough? Right right probably has like antioxidants. Hey you the minute. He said that I know that was my last other other other words I stopped having it Antioxidants, it's not good flushes out the toxins. I think yes, it's a super

It's who deems superfood super food they said that about kale yeah, I got a makes you shit pants is anyone like Yeah, that was me back on it. I Was eating them like every day, and they said lay lay off the sugar lay of the sugar big cat poison Oh look at this then I stopped brutal all sugar, bro diabetes Meat Look at this. But then I stopped. Brutal. All sugar, bro. Diabetes, pigors, pancreas. Eat meat. Oh. Yeah.

That was it. He was around for other four years. He was genuinely worried about it. Yeah, no. I literally stopped getting them. That's a real. That's like, that was almost an intervention. I really thought I was like, had found the hack

to getting shredded. I was like, I'm just going to eat all this chocolate and granola and... Peanut butter. Yeah, peanut butter and fruit and a little strawberries on top. I got it. It's like my 500 pound life where she goes to the doctor and he's like, I heard you're eating fruit. That's great, but you're not losing weight.

What's up? And she turns out she was eating like 47 oranges a day. I was like. It's so true. Regina George with the Cal team bars. Yeah. Mean Girls. Yeah. By the way, I think the brewers are gonna stop by today.

So we're gonna do some gauntlet. The Milwaukee Brewers? Oh, the Brewers. The Milwaukee Brewers. Wow. Put them through it. Excited. All of them?

I don't know. I know Christian Yelich. He's a big name. Yeah. Is it too nerdy for me to bring up my MLBB the show franchise is the Brewers and we're currently 39 and 9 You think they want to hear about that? I'm sure they would we probably should check out a roster Before they get here in case I put some stuff on the prep sheet on sign different buddy I know that player like yeah. Yeah Buddy I know that player like yeah, yeah

Get ten players that way yeah, bring out the players. That's a really good idea so that way Jackson Cheerio second in the MLB 11 doubles okay, okay? How we're gonna do I just want to if you see something interesting about him you grab him I don't know this Tyler Alexander. He's a You grab him. I don't think Tyler Alexander. He's a Mustache guy give me Bryce to rain. Oh, I want Chad I was gonna okay you can have a man dibs on Quintana Keep going a little faster Joel oh, that's yo, I'll take Freddie Peralta well Abner you're a bit. I already forgot my oh Craig Yo yo ho I already forgot my I'll do Abner your you rebate I feel like he's got a story I'll take Reese

shit we're gonna be in trouble boys we got this we're just gonna have to wait see 2004 the motherfucker was born 2004 Did you see this the stat that Tyler Shuck is the last Player to be born in the 1900s to be drafted in the early brutal most like 90s baby most likely Done with 90s babies speaking of which I assume you guys talked about bill Belichick's interview. I know we did Wow Wow We have an interview. So tell me tell me you did it's We did Wow Tell me tell me it's

One of the most uncomfortable clips he was on CBS Good morning or whatever the would it be better for his legacy if he just went ahead and died Oh, you're talking about Belichick at this point. I don't know that was why until he breaks up with her and gets the will changed It was one of the hardest things I've ever oh. Oh, I got to see it. Yeah, play it, T.J. Is that hard? It's... Do you see it? Kind of, but I don't... It was especially funny given the show it happened on.

Right, so this... It's like the most puff piece. This show, they do not... They basically just throw you softballs. Yeah. It's Sunday morning, CBS. It's not 60 minutes. It's just like, hey, here's a softball,

hit it out of the park, sell some books. Right. And yeah, it got uncomfortable. And he's got a 24-year-old girlfriend. I know that. And she seems to be running his entire life. I've been thinking, I said this on the show the other week,

I like bust into the ANA studio, didn't I? And I was like, I to talk to you guys about Bill Belichick and his girlfriend. I just like had to talk to the mermaid picture It all started with the mermaid. Yeah, and it pops in my mind randomly like several times a week I'm like their Halloween. I'm like making dinner for my kids, and I'm like oh, yeah Strawberry lobster yeah And he does not know I don't think he's ever been online. Because when we watch this, the way the guy brought up these Instagram pictures,

it seemed like Belichick was like, how did you see this? And they were all posted. They were all very public. And he was like, what are you talking about? Like, what are these gotcha questions about my Instagram posts? I don't think he's- What's their age gap? 50 years.

49. Is it 49 years? Yeah. No. Play it, play it. 73 or 24. Oh God. Play it.

Lobster tail. Yeah, he's making her eat. She's making her eat. Also, yeah, he's making her Also that shirt he wore is crazy. I think this is him. That's him He's not even the acknowledgement section is about Robert Kraft Correct Do you feel like you were treated with dignity and respect when you were let go by Robert Kraft? Yeah, what was the mutual decision for that for us to part ways? He said fire. It was a mutual decision. The other change for Belichick is 24 year old Jordan Hudson. His creative muse as he writes in his book. Jordan was a constant presence during our interview. Jordan right over there. Everybody in the world seems

to be following this relationship. They've got an opinion about your private life. It's got nothing to do with them, but they're invested in it. How do you deal with that? Never been too worried about what everybody else thinks. Just trying to do what I feel like is best for me and what's right. How did you guys meet? Not talking about this. No?

No. It's a topic not a lot of people are comfortable focusing on. Though Hudson has recently posted about it on Instagram. You join InstaFace, as you put it. I love that. There's some great pictures of you and Jordan, where you're a fisherman, and she's a mermaid.

Charming. It's a different side of you. What's the reaction been like? What's it been like to have these different sort of photos? There's another one where you're doing, I know you're not into meditation, or yoga or Pilates you're balancing Jordan on your feet. She's doing kind of the Titanic pose Yes, so I'm on some of those social media platforms, but honestly don't follow

He had no idea those were out in public oh He's in hell and also like they were saying afterwards that that interview like they would never Keep in her interrupting the interview unless she did it like oh yeah, right, right Or if she was like a fucking monster Yes, she did it like she probably interrupted many many could tell by her like body language and eyes that we're not talking Yeah How did you meet was the question it was like a Sunday conversation without the humor and she was just Glennie getting panned to Hank had the best quote about the whole thing because he's obviously like

Tormented being like this is the guy I love but also he's in a conservatorship. Hank's quote exactly was, someone needs to say something I don't know what to say. I think that's what he's dealing with. But someone does need to say something. She's in the Miss Maine tour. She's trying to be Miss USA. Okay.

Is the next thing up. Nice. We're not talking about this. We're not talking about this. We're not talking about this. I've done a lot of Googling. She gives off, and I don't mean this in a mean way, but like theater kid energy. You know what I mean?

That's the meanest thing someone can say. Imagine being like Tom Brady or Julian Edelman who basically went through hell with Bill Belichick as your coach and then you just see him get whipped by a 24 yearold to this level. You got to, like, just... Who's all respect, yeah. He also doesn't have any, like,

decent qualities as a person. Money. Mm-hmm. Intrinsic. Yeah, is he, like, magically fun behind closed doors, but nobody knows it? I could see a sense of humor, maybe. I think he's one of those guys who, uh,

they do it with, like, football coaches or people who are in the government where they're like, well, if you really knew him, you'd know he's actually hilarious. And what they're basically saying is he's such a curmudgeon and an asshole publicly that if he cracks one single joke in private, everyone's like, oh, my God.

He's all terrorists. This guy is got it he wants to turn it on yeah yeah he had no idea this photo was being taken or posted wait she just got her her handles just Jordan yeah Jordan man we're not she's also big into lobster advocacy her dad's lobster what do you do if you're his son or his daughter? What do you think his ex-wife thinks she loved this dude? I was thinking about that. They've got to be like yeah laughing pretty hard. Yeah Who is it more embarrassing for him him Him he's oh Oh Jordan and the UNC Jersey like

Oh, I didn't know she called it ballad. He just calls it ballad ease. Yeah goat yoga. That's funny And like also is it is it weird like calling him? The goat when she would, I think she was born when he won his first Super Bowl? 24. She was born in 01. Like his arms are shaking. He's a tired old man.

Yeah. He's exhausted. This is killing him. Liked by Hank. Oh man. This is how she accidentally kills him And takes it all yeah Is there a part of you is like on your scumbag yes, dude levels though. That's like fuck. Yeah, or like you're like

Like there's such a large gap that I don't I can't even get there because I've heard some guys be like well It's gotta be kind of cool And I'm like, well. No, I honestly. Kind of, kind of weird. And she sucks as a person. Like if she was just smoking hot. Like if you were dating a hot 40 year old. Which she probably could.

He was dating for a very long time, a very attractive woman that was, I don't know, probably in her 40s, 50s. This is just like, 50 years is what? That's generations. That's a different, that's multiple generations that you're different than. Like I feel awkward talking to the youngs here sometimes. Twin flame.

She's big on the twin flames thing and I think that's like how she, if you follow the twin flame, how you guys into twin flame stuff, they're like able to justify a lot of odd relationships that way They're being like it was the universe. Oh, yeah, there's a documentary. I was crazy Yeah, be such a big age gap and like looks gap that you can't Reconcile well this has happened at least several times in history with But it's uncomfortable every time yeah, it's not shocking to see rich old man, young girl. And generally,

And then Ann and Nicole Smith and, Yeah. Yeah. Generally the question, how did you meet, is not met with, We're not talking about that. We're not talking about that. Like you were asked, do you guys butt fuck each other?

Right. At least have a lie lined up. That's a very base level question. She's like, that is very personal. And they were looking for something cutesy. They said they met on a plane, but now it's making me think they didn't know You know what I would say the plane story might not be but uh And meeting on a plane you like what's the answer they're hiding

It will she's like escort escort. Yeah, or or like where did you meet? Well? I was in high school Yeah, yeah Yeah, like after cheerleading practice one day junior. Yeah bad That'd be bad. See wanting to hide that Yeah My high school history teacher met his wife on a plane. I don't think it's the craziest thing all right How'd you know that? He told us she was my classmate How'd you know that? You remember his name

Mr.. Grant, I don't know any teachers a single one. I can I remember all yeah I ever had my school why not think of I can't remember a single high school teacher. I know middle school That's weird. You can't remember a single high school teacher. I know middle school, that's weird. You can't remember. I know like first grade. I know first grade and grade school, but not high school or college. I remember every teacher. I can't name a college professor I had.

Nope, not even close. Why can't I do that? I remember my preschool teacher. Shout out Lori Petrie. Oh yeah, I remember my preschool teacher as well. But jeez. I don't remember it. Like this is where che just shocks me kindergarten I have miss Cindy then I have miss right that's right Aldridge keep going I go all the way through name one of your

Sophomore teachers sophomore 10th grade Freddie Billups was my English teacher I had her fifth period Stacey McNair was my world history teacher John Dora was my biology Dude, that's crazy Elizabeth Bailey was my quest teacher you should take that on the road I don't know what I do with it um but I know as soon as I started classes for each class I forgot yeah every huh I'm dealing with it today because I was saying that 22 is a bad running back number and I just it's huh Derek Henry Emmett Smith Matt Forte I don't know

numbers I can't remember I cannot remember numbers like you can tell me any player and I'll just be like I don't know they say I never got in me and she went on macro dosing for their number spectacular he just wiped the floor yeah he's just like hi hmm I don't know facial hair like I don't know if a dude has a beard or not that That's give me a dude I'll always I'll always remember goatee, but that's the only facial Denzel Washington have a beard. I couldn't tell you no Y'all don't remember beards. No Steve Buscemi No, okay, maybe I can maybe I'm pretty good. Here's Bosnia

I'm sure he's having a mustache right now Tom Hardy No Chumlee No, no Got his best. Did you just kill Chumlee you killed Chumlee you're thinking of his old you think an old man time? Who's Chumlee one of the stars row one of the younger dudes is dead? Yeah one of yeah, not Chumlee you're thinking of his old you think an old man time who's chumlee one of the Row one of the younger dudes is dead. Yeah one of yeah, not chumlee. Oh, no You know sorry my bad is chumlee is still with us. Yes, I thought we're talking about the Street Fighter girl. Oh I'm just now alright. He's still with us. Okay. So there we go. He does a goatee a really bad one perfect for chumlee

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For why? I know. Seems like it wasn't an inconvenience in any way. I'll just go ahead and step in for everybody else and ask what's the Leaning Tower of Niles? Thanks for consuming one second of anything I create. It's a leaning tower that we have here in the Chicagoland area. It's helping the audience. Oh yes, of course. It's a smaller recreation of the Le leaning tower of Pisa in Niles Illinois how many times have you mentioned the leaning tower of Niles 15 it's in front

of a YMCA accurate I believe it's a water tower though it's oh it is demolished they're all of us on it oh they asked you guys to go to the demolition well Nick and KB asked all of us to go oh Yeah, I remember that It's is it gone already oh Big cat what uh oh my god no sador Sanders again. Yes

Michigan State selling the big Sparty logo off their stadium what yeah, and how big is this? I think it's the front of the stadium I think they're getting rid of the Sparty like on the scoreboard on the I don't I think it's the one that's on the Like the huh as you walk in so we have to buy it. I That's a very generous use of we Oh that yeah, yeah Whoa, holy shit. That would be pretty cool in here God would be really cool. I think you're gonna be one of the best logos Johnson for that you think yes

It's way up there. It's a good love really. I love it. Yes Logos like it's up there. I don't I don't it's not there was Spartans are kind of the Brewers are obviously up there in the Spartans are kind of the Brewers are obviously up there and the 1,000 I'm with you. I think it's an incredible. I think it's fantastic. Really? I think it's up there with like Texas Longhorns It's a good one. Yeah Best logos and college sports. I mean you could and you could own it and it's 1300 pounds like the FSU spear if that's still allowed Yeah, I should be right. Mm-hmm FSU Spears very much allowed mm-hmm is it all is that the auction right now? I guess it is a pretty good low wait What's the asking price? Oh?

That's not that much che give your money back. Oh Shit, we got a che put it put a timer on this thing wait. What's the shipping disclaimer? What jake put together you want a timer on the end of the auction? Yeah We'll keep what what 25 by 22. What's too much? Ten grand too much five grand too much think five grand Which one I don't have any I don't even like Michigan State. Yeah, cuz you don't own a piece of the billboard. Yeah Having this like on the front of our office would be pretty. But if I was a Michigan State fan,

I would buy this shit up. Yeah, if Wisconsin was selling something comparable, I would definitely be interested. Brandon, if Mississippi State was doing this, what would be too much for you? I would be very irresponsible in buying it. Where would you go, 50? What do you do with it after you do it?

Where do you want to put it? I'd put it probably just on my house. Or at least on my house down in Mississippi. I would definitely put it on my barn. You could put it anywhere. Where do you want to put it? Where would you put it? I'd probably just put it where everybody could see it.

Where just- But you could put it- Right down the middle. Yeah. I don't know, but I'd like it. Where do you want to put it? Why do you keep saying it like that? What time are the brewers getting here? 1.30. Okay. Oh, man. I don't know, but I'd like it. Where you wanna put it? Why do you keep saying it like that?

What time of the bros getting here? 1.30. Okay. Oh man. You wanna put it somewhere? Stop saying that. Yeah, I don't like the character. It's working on me.

It's too far. You can put it- No, that- Stop fucking saying! You can put it literally anywhere. Have you ever been given that option? Yeah, that's not a realistic scenario. I thought we had one.

It's like a direction with direction with you know what tonight You can put it anywhere. I've never put it to sleep mine's never been like I've never had two choices oh No, you don't get two choices I'm happy to have one choice. Yeah, make the decision. Yeah, it's like It's like an airplane get to the airport and the guy doing this yeah, tell me where to go There's no he never says go whichever way you want. Never says where you want to put it. Our 10 year anniversary is gonna be the butthole anniversary.

So you're gonna say where you wanna put it. Is that? If we make it that way. Is that what we're calling it now, the 10 year anniversary? 10 years, the buttholes. What are you guys? Five is gold, 10 is buttholes. What are you and the BVAT?

I think we're at like seven and a half. Oh, you're coming up on buttholes. I didn't think. Chase, set a timer for that too. Ha ha ha. 319. So what are you going to stick in his bundle? 117.

It's up to him. It's up to him. A carrot? I don't know what guys. Yeah, it's tapered. That'll be fine. But we said, because relationships lose juge, let's save something zesty and exciting. Didn't you say French kissing French kissing we're back in by the way. We're love that. I'm French it again. We're French it again

French did you bring any baseball cards today? Yeah? Yeah? Yes I think I door dashed them. I think that I saw them out there. Yeah With everybody else's lunch Big box my door dash is recommending me like I'm looking for food With everybody else's lunch My door dash is recommending me like I'm looking for food It's just like because you've gotten this I'm getting other sports cards for what I'm looking at is food Yeah, should we we've never played baseball. We've never done baseball. No, I think we could play with the Brewers Wow Yeah, see what they want to imagine eating a guy in front of him. Oh my god. You want to put the card That's such an unreal scenario.

Is it really at the door? What? Is it really at the door? Yeah, the cards? Yeah. Yeah, OK. Thanks, Steve. Oh, I think I had a package too, Steve.

Can you look for mine? Yep. What'd you get? I got that thing that TJ told us to get. Oh, yeah. The f***ing twisty thing? Oh, yeah. Oh, that the sports players are doing when they're gaming the

balance thing? Sports players. Are you looking up more bros? I'm looking up players. Just so you can... I don't know any players. I'm on Quintana's Instagram page. Who is Pete Crow Armstrong? I'm into him.

Oh, he's a very good cub. I like his look. Oh, yeah. He's the man. That's probably why the net's stuck. Oh, he's a cub. Yeah. How'd you stumble upon Pete Crow Armstrong?

Just in the stats page. He's electric. He looks. His unique hair. Yeah, stats page. He's electric. He looks. His unique hair. Yeah, no eyebrows. He's speedy. Young, fast. His mom was in Major League.

No. No, Rookie of the Year. No, god damn it. No. League of their own. You guys both know what it is. Hoosiers. Angels in the outfield.

His mom was the mom in Little Big League. Her son owned the twins. So you said that. I said that. No, you didn't say Major League. I said that. in Little Big League. Her son owned the twins. So you said that. I said that. No, you didn't say Major League. I said that. I think Big Cat. Oh, his mom was in Cake.

No, she wasn't. Well, she might have been Cake. Yeah, she was in Cake. What's this? Well, he's... That's him? Yeah. Oh!

That's him in Japan. That's him in Japan. Let's go. I finally... Oh! God, I love him. Oh, he's a star. Yeah, he go. Oh! Oh, that's so bad. He's a star. Yeah, he's a star. I'm not really the one that likes to get hyped before they play.

I kind of do the opposite. I like to listen to something a little slower, like some reggae and some Bob Marley. I don't know. Casey Musgraves has got a great voice, and I liked her because I had a big crush on her growing up. So stuff like that. Some more peaceful and quiet sounds. quiet sounds like a rapper or musician Kyle every question you asked the Brewers make it about pico I took my kids to the game last you guys

nervous to play pico and I showed and like every lefty that comes up I showed I tell my son because he's a lefty and I was like this guy's really fast and he was like is he faster than me and I was like yeah you're breaking it son because he's a lefty and I was like this guy's really fast and he was like is he faster than me and I was like Yeah, are you breaking it to him? He's fucking faster than you Yeah Pee crow Armstrong. Yeah, he's faster than a five-year-old Idiot I feel like that's the exact same conversation you would have a chafe you took him to a yeah true

Is he faster than me? He is my child. He's my child. What is the youngest age you're faster than 100% of them? Five. Yeah? You're faster than every five-year-old. No, you're faster than every seven-year-old, I think. Did you guys see the pen relay? 80-year-olds? Yes.

Electric. What is it? They do the pen relays every year. I assume it's a pen. Yes, it is. And they have an 80-year-old division. And the dude was fast. Some of the dudes were not. Yes, some. They an 80 year old division and the dude was fast some of the dudes were not Look at this look at that guy whoa, they got slow that guy at the end looks like he's the fastest

Those guys out front are running. Yeah, they're fucking killing it They might I know I could dust them Is this Irresponsible I know I could dust them Is it safe to run? This is irresponsible in the race What is this what so what am I doing TJ? you have to You have to balance it so that it stacks in a vertical line. It looks like it's motorized Now that I see it in person it's shocking that some of the guys were able to do it the pro athletes

I think you got to stand up maybe not Kate name a baseball team My brain just said the Brooklyn Dodgers, um was a team at one point. They were until 1950s. The Philadelphia Phillies. Phillies. Rock. Please. You got this Titus. Give me, these feel glossy. Give me the Kansas City Royals. Give me Mariners take the race there will not be a pirate want to take the Marlins reds Stephen Chey Guardians TJ Brew crew okay Big boys boys boys. Oh wow boys Well, you can't solve it immediately then it's useless all right throw it away. Oh No

Are your ice creams cone skills coming into effect here no that's licking licking you idiots. Well, that's holding. No, it's not It's licking. You don't hold it. Yes, I hold it but when it drips you you angle it. I'm licking This is really easy easy Stop saying easy. Oh, no These yeah, who's feeling hungry? All right. Okay, okay Stop saying easy! Oh no! Hard. Would you like to read these? Yeah. Who's feeling hungry? All right. Okay, Kate. Yeah.

I struggle with the- That is a Cincinnati Red. God damn it! That's a good card too, it's Elie De La Cruz! Just take a bite, we'll do bites. That is a Cincinnati Red. He's addicted. He's got me.

That's what I did. Come on. All right, that is a Detroit Tiger. That's a St. Louis Cardinal. An Arizona Diamondback. A Chicago Cub, the Philadelphia Phillies. Hey, bring it on over.

Texas Rangers, the Boston Red Sox, the Chicago Cubs, the New York Yankees, the Chicago Cubs, the Philadelphia Phillies. Two bites. Oh no. Two hungry people. Was that an insert? I think Danny's addicted to eating cards.

I think he's got a problem. That one's really holographic too. I'll see cards in my feed. The show has ruined my brain. The first thing I think is like how hard it would be to you should taste test them. Yeah, which ones tasted the best so far Jordan Hawkins is pretty good. Okay, because my first one I just struggle with tooth feel. Oh, yeah I'm at five five in

I'm at five five and ten days I think but le you're about was that le fancy Danny can you hold it up to the camera or is it in your mouth already? Ali no Ali D something le de la Cruz. That's like one of the best baseball players. Oh, yeah You're about to have John butcher. Gross tweeted you Quit yeah Those cards I'm addicted to this game belly to the cruise Have you have you had to eat one yet Nick? Yeah? Friday okay, I drank them because I'm also having fun, but I haven't had to eat one yet I drank I drank them down. I tiny little pieces push the pile into a body armor chugged, okay?

I imagine my enjoyment of the game will go down if I lose Right now it's exciting. I don't want to eat that. It's a pleasing taste, it's just the mouthfeel. Yeah, I think it's not bad. Did I get it? Yeah.

Oh, in one billion years, Kyle won't be able to do that. It seems very unlikely. I don't know, maybe the camera caught it. Did you get it? No, I cheated. I'm good at getting the opposite of the conventional objective. So hard.

Who's doing this? What am I doing wrong? Someone's going to get it. This might be a Sante deal. Oh yeah, I bet you he's good at this. He's probably so fucking good at this. Have we ever made him ride the unicycle? No, we need to.

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Brandon I'm you can't open a pack for fun. Name one current player. If he's in here, you have to put it in your asshole. Where are you going to put it? Alright, the current player. Nick Castellanos. Okay. Well, Titus, of course Titus got it.

Oh yeah. Well, he's holding it so high. I don't think you can hold it that high. He's really choked up. I don't think you can choke up that much. What? You're really choked up. Brandon, why don't you read them aloud? I think you gotta hold it. Will Brennan, Christian Mina, Dylan Cease, Sean Reynolds, Cal Quantrill, Manny Machado, Christopher Morel, Detroit Tigers, Tariq Scubal. It's Tariq. Tariq Scubal. He won the Cy Young, bro. Marco Luciano, if you hadn't bet him,

you wouldn't know it either. Jose Altube. Do I know it either. Jose Artube. Do I know it? And Carlos Correa. OK. No asshole cards there. Good. So fun.

Just want to open one. Yeah. See a box of cards, I got to open one. You're right. They had some crazy cards at the Yankee Stadium. I was getting hungry. Ooh. Bunch of Ruth's mantles.

Oh, baby Ruth. Oh my god. That thing of Ruth's mantles. Oh baby Oh my god things like a yeah like a dry aged like a vintage 90 90 day old Kobe beef. Oh my god. I know if that's the right thing Are you seeing if possible Titus is your I had the same thought I'm wondering if you're top to bottom Is your man teaking guy holding anything for you, Brandon? Yeah. What's he got? Got a signed Andre Dawson poster I got to pick up. Oh. And then I got a couple Hank Aarons in the works.

Oh. I have some pieces coming in. You got to come up there with me. I got four Barstool guys at that place now. You're collecting. Yeah. I got Big T going there. Ryan was already going there.

I got Beef going there. You know, the big four big four. Did you guys wait on the gorilla debate? Oh, that's fun. That's been a fun time on the internet. So dumb. Why? A hundred people could absolutely take. Oh, yeah. I'm on your side. Actually. Yeah. I was thinking the question is how many how low could you get? I think you're kidding it within. So I think 20 guys. I think 20. I think 20. Yeah, I agree Cuz I can really was gonna tire itself out. Yeah, you're gonna sacrifice some guys. You're gonna lose some guys

You hear these fucking idiots talking? Yeah That here 20 20 20s. Well, I mean if we're being honest, I could probably do it myself. It's crazy 20 I couldn't but I I could at least occupy the gorilla long enough For you guys to get 20 on no problem. You can occupy a gorilla. If he's eating me, yeah. There's no way. I think 20 guys, a lot of guys. A lot of guys. They're not going all at once, dude. Yeah, they are. What do you mean? They're not. How do you have a hundred guys tackle a gorilla at once? Well, I said 20. How do you have 20 go at once? You can't! Yeah, you're getting in each other's way at a certain point.

No, you just pig pile. You can only have like five at most. Well, the first couple of guys are just there for the gorilla's attention, and then you just fucking wail on them motherfucker. You're gonna rip their fucking face off. A hundred guys is so many guys. But they're not, they're not, you can't, you can't have a hundred at once. Yeah, you can.

Yeah, but you can do ten, and then after that ten, go, send in a fresh ten. Send a fresh ten. But you're not, you're not accounting for the grand fear that these men will be facing. They're not operating warriors at the No, well, I mean the hypothetical you gotta you gotta really be down. I was assuming these guys are all down Yeah, you gotta be down. I'll say they're all on like bath salts or something and they just don't give a fuck. There's no way Is the gorilla also on bath salts? Yes Gorillas are impressive. I think if two guys kill you within seconds stop doing that. You can't kill you can't beat up every animal. I Think it's a eyeballs then you had you'd have a chance prove it

But you're picturing like a hundred guys punching the gorilla the hundred the guys are gonna get each other's way No, there's waves guys mark there's waves of guy but the way then then that makes me even more confident the grill would fuck him up a gorilla takes on five guys you just goes we should get everyone the office wanted a KBB the grill yeah does girls have unlimited stamina no of course no chance I think that's like cut through tissue paper for 20 is insane. Are people saying 20 online? We just said 20.

Okay. Well, you stop that. No way. Hundreds of no brainer. No way. Hundreds. We're taking it. I think 10,000 is where you start.

No, you respect too much. I respect Mother Nature. Yeah, you seen a gorilla in the wild? No, me neither. Hmm. All right. One night. I also didn Nature, yeah. You seen a gorilla in the wild? No. Me neither. Hmm. All right. One night.

I also had one. That didn't really accomplish anything. Wait, did you just do it? You had it? No, I was stacking it. I'm just trying to see what it would feel like when you get it. Shit's hard to do.

Yeah, so why don't you just cheat? What's holding it together, magnets? I don't know. No idea. That's so. Yeah there's no no shot. What do you got on the prep sheet Jay? Let me read it Did you guys see the the video the Chinese guy jumping through a glass window Would you like to know the Brewers Faxing included? Sure.

Yeah. They're 14 and 15, third place in the NL Central behind the Cubbies and the Reds. Jackson Churio and Christian Yelich leading the team in home runs with 6 and 5, respectively. Bryce Turing and Sal Freelick both hitting over 300. And starting pitcher Jose Quintana is 4 and0 and 4 stars with a 114 ERA. Wow.

Maybe he could have dug deep and got us some personal facts. He became a U.S. citizen last year. Jaded? Quintana. Congratulations. That's my only personal fact I know. I looked at his Instagram. Alright, couple of arguments. So heated, So heated, man jumps out the window.

Wait a second. So play that from the beginning. What? Oh. Oh. Oh. OK, that scared me. I thought we were going to see him.

Let's see it again. This is kind of efficient. Smart. Couple has arguments. Relatable. You got her to stop talking. Yeah. Oh my god, she must have just been nagging.

Oh. Oh. There was a door right must have just been nagging. Oh. Oh. There was a door right there. I know how women be. Can you imagine? That was like a really great jump because that could have gone really badly. How did he suffer?

Was he hoping it was like six stories up and he was like, oh fuck. I'm outta here. She just got drinks with her friends and just came home. Just telling them all about it. Oh my god, I can't. I feel like he's done it before. I don't need to hear

about Tiffany's boyfriend anymore jeez for the love of god the fuck up shut the fuck up if y'all had to jump out a window do you think you could get the nerve to full send and just do it yeah nag I don't think so lawyer from Toronto did it on accident what do you mean that was his thing is he the guy that was trying to show us strong the window was? He would do it all the time and then he just went through. Went through. He did lose a little of the lord not being able to get the first try. Well, he had to get the running start. He's trying

to. You signed us up for what? Out of here. Alright, I gotta run. I gotta go to a baby thing. See you Mark. That's all I gotta say. I gotta go to a baby thing. So you mark. Oh gotta say I'm gonna use that for ever years and years how to work nice works for Brandon still they're like all teenagers Have you decided how much fraternity leave your team all of it? every ounce nice, I'm gonna Ring it out milk it it, just. Yeah. I don't know.

We'll see. You'll, you'll, you'll. I'm telling my wife I'm gonna take a ton, but then, you know, I'll probably beat Mario Kart. Pretty quickly. Anyway. Yeah. Then you can jump out of a window.

And then what else do I have to do? You know what I mean? Once I beat the new Mario Kart game, I'll be right back. Do you know what character you're gonna play? Is you gonna play as Cal? Cal, Cal has my attention. Yeah. Cal has my attention. I couldn't help but to notice you gotta take out you got to

Why isn't pretzel bread more popular all right boys see ya I think pretzel bread is a popular well. He says shouldn't it be like the number one most popular sandwich bread No, it's a little salty to be Salted I think it's a little overpowering. I think it's a valid argument. Pretzel buns for a burger are elite. Sheet's had a Bavarian ham pretzel melt that I would get with honey mustard.

And it was one of the best, one of the best drunk foods in the whole world. Nobody really weighed in on what the best honey mustard is. I don't know my brands. I don't fucking know my brands. Same as his uniform number. I just know a I don't know my brands. I don't Use uniform. No, I just know when I get it you don't feel it. It's pretty distinct. I think Wendy's is kind of distinct It's just there The nut I don't want to be I don't because yeah hater. I don't think it's phenomenal

When I don't know really good outback steakhouse has really good honey mustard back has good honey mustard see I don't know TJ don't make me mad at you, man. God damn. What'd you put? It goes rogue. Kansas is the best. OK, never had it, but willing to agree. Agree to disagree. It's not thick enough.

Honey mustard is very subjective, though. If you like a honey heavy honey mustard or a mustard heavy honey mustard. Yeah, it's very inconsistent. I don't like honey mustard. Tell me about the tiers here. One was Weenie Hut and one, what were the tiers describing? Crusty Crab.

Well obviously that's SpongeBob. What's the Salty Splatoon? That's the place across from Weenie Hut. Are all these SpongeBob? Yeah. Yeah, you'd be more of a Super Weenie Hut. More like the ones in the trash. Make it sound like such boomers.

I'm sorry, did you know what Weenie Hut is? Duh, SpongeBob. It's right across from the other weenie hut there we go Right I'm so sorry to talk about pop culture things that your age doesn't align with I know you'd never What's going on in the wrestling world yeah, tell us again about karate kid What have I ever talked about? Yeah, oh let's let's talk about this new album from poison You want to talk about the Nintendo power glove dude spare me

Gay Bob did USA beat Russia in a hockey game. I had the power pad. What's the power pad? That was the thing where you were running. Oh, there's no way that actually worked, right? It didn't really work. No, it was a power pad. They had a track, and you would run, and then you would jump. And the way you would jump is you'd sit back on the bed, and then you'd go back to running. The power pad. For a what?

Yeah. For a child with a dad with other hobbies, you had some cool stuff. I did, yeah. Well, he was probably good at stealing copper and stuff. Had to have been. Well, the power pad wasn't really expensive. It wasn't expensive, yeah.

But they didn't figure out you could do it for dancing. They just did the track stuff. So it was all just track? Yeah, they just made you run. And it wasn't- That's not very you. And it wasn't that's not very you and it wasn't very You played it for five minutes, and then it was like all right. That's not that fun I did like that handheld baseball game with the red dots the lights that was very fun. Yeah, the VR type mask no no

hand Grandma had you had a virtual boy something like that was all red it was bad you had the virtual boy I did not have the virtual you were that's what you just described have a virtual boy that's what you described I had a baseball game that you wore a headset for sounds like a virtual baseball for the virtual me say gay Bob earlier I did did you know what that is no no I take a shot at you this weekend I think so one. But he always does that we roll play with that. Yeah, that one hurt though hurt. What do you say? I can't remember but I'm sure about his son Kyle son Kyle something about I don't remember what it's

about. Okay, give it up. I was so close. And then I forgot everything. What's gay Bob Kyle?? Gay Bob? Was it a gay doll? A gay action figure from the 70s? That's not a thing, is it? Yeah. Gay Bob? Uh huh. That's older than me. I don't remember gay Bob.

We had heterosexual toys like He-Man. Giant muscular man in a loincloth. Rode a tiger. Was he the woman- Straight as fuck. Mm-hmm. It's called- Do you know the story of the first gay doll the woman? Straight as fuck. Mm-hmm.

Do you know the story of the first gay doll? What? Who's this motherfucker? It's a gay historian. It received both the claim and the outage. His shape is weird. By the way, I'm Trab. I report on the queer rights movement.

Trab. With this being Barbie Movie Week, let's take a look at the trailblazing toy that was marketed as the first openly gay doll. The first thing to note is that gay Bob was not created by a gay man. The doll's creator was Harvey Rosenberg, a former ad executive who put $10,000 of his own money into getting gay Bob manufactured through his company called Gizmo Development.

He said that he created the doll to liberate men from the confines of traditional masculinity and said that regardless of a person's sexuality, gay Bob could serve as an example for having the courage to come out of the closet. The butt zerskew. What do you mean, whatever happens to you? His box is a closet, that's funny.

His box was designed to look like a closet. And if each closet was on the outside. So now do you like how I asked you if you had one? I do, I do like it now, I get it. I do not have a gay Bob. Have you seen the Two Gay Dude podcast? They break down if the names are gay or sub? They just did Nick and I was pretty happy Nick is Nick straight Nick is too straight But also it's also good Kyle is definitely gay did they did they do Kyle?

Yeah, they did, but it is I feel like there's a lot of gay Nick's Matt is a gay one. Yeah Charles Gainix Matt is a gay one yeah Charles Danny they did do Danny Dan they said yeah, Daniel is gay as day as the day is long Dan that is true. Is that true Daniel Tosh had a lot of People thinking he was gay really I think just cuz he was Daniel yeah He's just can't be a Daniel. No can't never been a Daniel. No. He can't. I've never been a Daniel. Daniel's the name for like your stuffed animal. You can't do it.

You just can't do it. No one names their kids Daniel expecting them to be a Daniel. Danny, are you ever going to drop Danny? You know, I never really picked it up in the first place. What? People here started calling me, I mean. What are you supposed to be calling you? Oh, you were Dan?

Conrad. Well, yeah, that's, that's's what's your mom call you Danny oh then you're Danny yeah like I was a Danny for like one you heard Danny one Little League season oh it was over yeah I don't know what did you start making announcement I was just Dan you were like an 11 year old Dan yeah but how did you not you don't do Daniel you can't oh yeah but just Dan you were like an 11 year old Dan. Yeah, but how did you not? You don't do Daniel you can't oh, yeah But how did how did your 11 year old friend just so abruptly go from Danny to Dan?

It was it was like a coat one coach was like Danny. That's it. I see I had it vice versa I was always by default Danny were you ever Thomas or Tommy? No, I was never I think the plan was always call me Brandon Then why not give it your first name because the name Thomas goes a long way back. I'm the sixth one. Yeah You're the sixth I believe that's what they told me holy shit But I don't I can't trace my lineage past my great-great-grandfather, but that's what they said I was at least the fourth one. They said six they might have somewhere between four and six Yeah, my definitely my, definitely my grandfather, definitely his father, so Thomas was just always a given.

So four, five, six, where you wanna put it? My dad's middle name, my dad didn't go by Thomas either. He was Mike. Oh. Yeah. If you had to pick- Prison Mike? Four, five, or six. For a long time he was, yeah. Where you wanna put it?

Don't look at me when you say it. Yeah, you can't. The way you're leaning the way you're five or six. The way you're looking at me. Take give that up. Yeah. Now she's cooking guys. She's so close. Oh, the bruiser. Can we look? I figure out who's is who this show me Chad Patrick. Burrs. Shit. We had ref Rob earlier. I forgot. I gotta figure out who's this. Who this? No. Show me Chad Patrick. We had ref Rob earlier. I forgot. I forgot who I'm supposed to remember.

I know Yelich. Well yeah. That's my guy. Well yeah, but if you're looking for somebody to know anybody past Yelich, you might be out of luck. Shit. Hold on. Let me commit some to memory.

I think I could get William Contreras. Well, how many are coming? I don't know. It could be, oh, there's one. There's one. There's Yellich. It might just be Yellich. Well, there's Yellich and Tom.

Is Tom Ley a brewer? Tom Ley is, I think. No, I can't say that. Tom. Tom Ley's a brewer. He could be on the brewers. What's he doing? Is he wanted? Okay, we got to know we are for for

Gotta get the fucking names here. Let's go get the roster up. All right, are we doing here? That's that might be Freelick Yeah, so good old cell cell. Let's get a look at what's our free look I'll just say I'll let them them sit. Sal was really good at hockey. Okay. Sal. That's definitely Freelick. Is that Tim? I'm going to go up to him. I'm going to talk to him. That one right there is Freelick, right?

It's Sal. Oh my God, don't embarrass me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I think it's broken. Klai, get your period jokes out now. Should I tell them I'm wearing bikinis now? Yeah, they're in. What if they see me get this and they're like, fuck, we could use her in the game tonight.

That'll really apply. You've kind of been at it for about 20 minutes. It is maddening. Who's the middle guy guys? Who's the middle guy? That's not Turing, is it? It's not my guy. I think that's Bryce Turing. Give me a good baseball question. Yeah, that's definitely Bryce Turing. So that's Turing, Freelick, and where'd they go?

How's the... I thought we were gonna look at them. How's them balls hitting this year, boys? That's pretty good. Yeah, that's damn good. Kate asked me about the torpedo bats. Torpedo bats, okay. Yeah, what would your question be if you were to ask me about the torpedo bats? What's your all-time torpedo bat memory? It's pretty good. What's the most meaningful moment you've had with a torpedo bat? Yeah, I like that. I like that.

What if Dan and them's just leaving? They might be, yeah. Yeah, what if he's a brewer now? I wish him luck. That'd be cool. Bryce Trey and Sal Freelick, both at number 300. Pretty good. That's right, yeah. I'll have to. You know his brother-in-law, Steve?

Who? Are you asking who it is? No, he's asking which one, Bryce Terrain or something. Yeah, Terrain. Okay. That's whose brother-in-law? I asked if you knew who it was. Oh no, definitely not.

Okay. Do you? Yeah, that's all I had to say. That's why I asked. I'd imagine he does if you asked. Who is it? Tress Way. Whoa. Punter. Yeah. Do you yeah, that's why I asked I'd imagine he does if you asked who is it truss way whoa? Punter yeah, PFC has his Jersey

Wow what did they kill He sent him to taking this Cubs fandom too far yeah What you doing they 50s they could go on Macros real quick. Oh, yeah. Sal and Bryce. Huh? Sal and Bryce. Yeah, Bryce, the rank and South really. OK, so, yeah, we're good. Yeah. And Christian, they said they would do the gauntlet.

So we got some gauntlet coming up. I believe Big Cat, Turang's brother-in-law's tres way. Oh. Yeah, something to. That's impressive, Nick. That was really cool. Yeah. Damn.

You know ball. Just a little thing. What MLB player is the best gauntlet at time? Good question. It's not Gunner. No, it's a tiger. It was a colt. No.

Westberg. Westberg. That's an Oriole. No, that's a tiger. It was a colt. No. Westberg. Westberg. That's an Oriole. No, that's Mississippi State. Wasn't there a tiger that did real well? Holy. Holy. And we had a tiger that didn't know what a vowel was.

Who's the best athlete? Is it still the NASCAR driver? Who's? I don't remember. A-Rach. Who's A-Rach? A-Rach. That's Spider.

Spider. OK. Wait, Spider did that well? Yeah, he did. That was A-Rach that well. Yeah, that was a rack that day Okay, Ryan Blaney is the number no Greg Olson Greg Olson. I remember you had fancy shoes on but that's Greg Olson second run, right? Yes DJ you remember that yeah, man I'll crying Greg

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standard. Draft yours at chevy.com and visit jdpower.com slash awards for more award details. All right. So it's Sal. Sal Freelick. Bryce Terang. Bryce Terang's the second baseman. Yep.

Freelick's an outfielder. Yelich is outfielder DH. Yeah, I'm done with this. There you go. Couldn't do it in one minute. There's gotta be a trick to it that I'm just not... Yeah, it's like one of those Cracker Barrel games. I made the handle real sweaty. My hand got sweaty.

Yeah, it is wet. Yeah, yeah. Don't giggle. Don't fucking giggle. Bryce with an I instead of a Y. Mm-hmm. Two rang. Sorry. Is that like you rang? Is that what you were doing?

Is that kind of the bit you were trying to play? Wasn't a bit. Got legs. Oh, you liked it? You don't do bits? Nah. You retire from bits? I'm done with bits, yeah. What are you going to? Quips. Shit! I'm done with bits, yeah. What are you going to? Quips. Shit. I'm a quipper now.

You quip? I'm going to quip. Damn, dude. I don't know. I didn't know you had that in your bag. Stupid. Take it, Danny. I will.

It's Dan. It's Daniel. Get it right. I'm his czar. Do you? Yeah. He was so electric. that one clip of him putting his tongue out was so fucking funny just randomly Titus did you see what happened at the end of the show yeah he put on the VR heads in the line to see the

bust what a horny motherfucker we were watching VR porno. Oh Did you You guys I'll watch it yeah, look at this right at the end Geez is it like you put it on and you're the guy yeah, okay? It's your I don't know if you're like in the cup chair in the turn his hat on backwards for it Also the Lucas antique was so good. Looking back, I threw as hard as I could. Yeah. Having everyone line up and get him.

You guys did that to him? There was a wheel, and if it landed on any of us, Lucas got to antique us, so that's how I got antiqued. And then if it landed on Lucas, we all got to do it to him. So we emptied a whole bag on him. It was incredible. He was caked in it. Probably did some damage.

He might be hurt. Good. We've learned that it's very bad for you. Yeah. Oh, it's bad. It's unhealthy. Like, unhealthy, unhealthy. Didn't you get sick the first night?

Yeah, look at this. Well, that was because it was flour. This is all of us. Set. Oh! Let's go! Oh, my god! This is all of us I think we have some brewers Everybody's brewing brewers are cool. They're coming cool. Oh wow that was good

Street continues we're live right now. Come on in sit down Have you guys seen have you guys we got Christian yellow Sal Frelick and Bryce Terang all in studio Brewers are in town Have a seat this is some good Great stuff. All right. So have you guys seen the gauntlet? A little bit. So we've actually had a lot of baseball players do it.

How do they do? We just looked it up. Colton Couser is the number one guy. Nope, Jordan Westberg. Jordan Westberg, sorry, is the number one guy. Jason Foley had a good time. Who had a bad...I think Gunner had a really bad time. Paul Skeens. Paul Skeens had a really bad time games is the worst skeens had a bad one Torkelson Torkelson a lot of them got tripped up by trivia which will be a factor. Do you guys know what vowels are like letter wise?

Bryce Sal Real much like it and sometimes But what we had one guy who didn't know what those were One of the Tigers their question was largest jungle cat. They couldn't get it. Yeah Tiger Right in front of you. Yeah. Yeah, you guys we better off. Let's hope let's hope how's the season going? It's going pretty good. Yeah, kind of right right in the middle, you know, yeah It's getting ready, you know for the summer. Yeah, I know it's it's cold baseball has to suck. Yeah

What's the best month to play in? June July August summertime nice and warm as fuck Yeah, we've had some games though. We were just in San Francisco's freezing and then I think the next couple days here Is gonna be kind of cold Yeah, we'll survive Yeah, it's weird. Do you guys ever when you play the Cubs? Do you ever stay in Milwaukee and then just drive down Rizzo used to do that? Some guys do if they want but yeah, we'd stay we just stay here. It's easier. Yeah, Brandon lives in Milwaukee

I do. Yeah, I do Yeah, yeah, I come to I come to Roos games I live in I live right on the Illinois Wisconsin line, so it's easier to go to me I like Milwaukee better than I like Chicago. It's a better city. You got the roof, too Yeah, you know the games gonna be played and yeah, you're freezing and when it's hot outside Sometimes you got the roof and you don't have to sit in the Sun you get sunstroke he passes out If it gets over 65 degrees, he pukes. Yeah.

It's not pretty bad. It's kind of early to bring that up with our major league baseball players here. Just tell me. It's kind of natural flow of the conversation. It's tough to see. It didn't really feel like natural flow. It felt like we kind of took a detour right there.

He's pretty diabetic. Christian, do your teammates know about our bet? So they do now. They saw, I think, who you guys are talking to. Jeff Pass they saw I think you guys are talking Jeff passing Yeah, you guys are talking to to the Sun and passing. Yeah, and I think like 10 of them sent me that video Okay, so what do you guys think about it? Yeah, I mean swing looks really good. What's the bet? So this was We've known Christian for a long time now This was what it was

We've known Christian for a long time now. This was what? It was 2019? It was 18. 18, the Miami All-Star game. Now we're in DC. Or DC, yeah, yeah, that's right. There was a viral clip where there was a guy who was eating ass in a porn

and he looked exactly like Christian. So we- Like, really did. Yeah, really did. We helped the rumor that it was Christian yellow It's and then when we had him on it was right in the face or from the back. No, he like turned around Same ass. Yeah, was it the was it the eater or the ET eater? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Did he have a similar technique? It was like 10 second clip probably.

Dead on. Can somebody send me the ass eating clip? Yeah, I'm sure we can find it. It's a screen grab. Hopefully it's a scrub from the internet. So anyway, we were like, we were joking about it when we had him on and then he was saying that it was right when you started hitting home runs and we're like, you ever going to compete in the home run derby you're like yeah I could do it and we're like no fucking way and then we were joking like uh you know a columnist would be like I'll eat my column if I'm wrong so we're like if Christian Yelich ever wins the home run derby me and PFT will eat each other's asses and then there was one year with the year you won MVP I did you that was

that that was later that year and the next year is the year I was supposed year, the year you won MVP, did you? That was later that year. And then the next year is the year I was supposed to do the derby. And I got hurt with all the back stuff like three days before. Yeah. So we got lucky. It was going to be really bad. Would have been electrically great derby.

Yeah. And you'd have to do it. Yeah, I don't know. We've gotten to the point where we've actually, like, the year that he was going to. It got real for it got really Very real for them. He was like leading the the mlb in home runs and was gonna compete and then got hurt right before but we were talking about maybe like

Like actually like taking skin off each other's ass and then putting it in chili. Oh a technicality. Yeah You guys could see the the amount of people that yell at me to do the home. Every night we play, there's multiple people screaming, do the derby. All game long. I think there was actually, there was serious discussion PFT and I had of like, how can we put steroids in Christian's drinks and get like busted right before the derby. It could ruin his career. So we don't have to do this.

So yeah, there's been panic. There's been a lot of panic. Are you? It's going to happen at one point. Are you going to do it? Are you going to compete this year, you think? I don't know. See, I want to be in the game if I'm going to do it, you know, because it would just

feel weird to go there and do the derby and not be in the game Especially explaining to people being like why why'd you pick this derby and you're like cuz it's for gay porn It's for gay porn I would have thought about it last year, but I was like I was hurt pretty much. Yeah, I knew I couldn't do it last year So last year had been a great time But if I'm not in the game, I'll see if I can still do it at one point before I'm done playing Oh, man, I just feel like it has it has to happen, you know, it'll be electric I knew we got a new back and everything now. So yeah, I'm feeling pretty good. Yes back good

It's good better than never actually Do the first the one that we were supposed to do like a couple days before Because it was just yeah nagging Oh last year when you were gonna come here well last year But then why I didn't do the derby in 19. Yeah, my back was all messed up Yeah, right before so I still don't think you could win the derby that would have been the year I mean you never know what can happen if there's some days where you feel good and That's gonna be a tough day for you And then there's other days where it's just not happening at an angle and you should be alright. The perfect outcome would be you losing in the finals of the derby.

Or if like he beats somebody that's like playing for a sick kid. Every round you go deeper though the better it's gonna get. How would you go about it? But I was I don't know you like be nervous. Yeah, I'm nervous Just you would have to go like would you want to go first or second? I? Think you'd want to go first It's got to be like the most viewed derby of all time nobody's gonna know why Why is this hash bike which they might not even let it happen they don't probably not gonna want to get it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the wheel for the two of them. Spin the wheel, spin the wheel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spin the wheel.

All right, so it's one cornhole shot, so you've just got to get one in, and then you're kicking a soccer ball on our goalie. There's three soccer balls out there. If you miss the first three, you can score from anywhere, so you can go right up next to them. Smoke's in net. Yep, smoke's in net. Then you've got to hit a home run, which is just above this level.

I think you guys should be able to do that can't hit the Like the roof so just hit a nice soft home run throw the ball through the body armor So just one one football through the body armor Three-pointer three-pointer then you sit down and we finish with trivia We'll help you with your random grab bag of trivia, you have to get 10 total questions. So you can jump around anywhere on the trivia. You want to show them sample trivia, TJ? Is it like Milwaukee themed trivia?

No, it's everything. So like, look, so this one, like NHL teams locating, you can just rip off a couple of those. Then you can go- 10 total. NBA team Shaq played for. You just gotta get 10 right across the whole board so you can hop around anywhere. Okay, not each you right now

Just ten total across the board right and we'll help you we'll we'll we'll like Steer you in the right direction probably end up confusing you it won't be these questions. I don't know The mascots for Oregon State in Oregon and Duke, you know those Yeah, you got all right spin the wheel to see who has to go first go Beavers Christian will go last and just I could potentially be great at this or absolutely horrible That's a beauty of it. We could have a new last place in a little bit. I think the last place is like 10 minutes We could have a new last place in a little bit. I think the last place is like 10 minutes. All right, Sal, you're up first.

10. You won't get last place. And Brandon will be with you the whole time, so he'll direct you. All right, Sal Freelick from the, Al Fielder from the Milwaukee Brewers. Should I go on this side then? No, I don't think so.

So is he trying to block us too? Yeah. Oh, no. Wait, block? Oh, the smoke. The smoke, yeah. Yeah. But like I said, you can score from anywhere and we'll like feed the balls back to you.

OK. So you probably won't get one of the first three, but then you can go right up to the net. Just need one. Just need one. Just need one cornhole, one one goal, one home run, one through the body armor, one three, one three. The three will be interesting. We had any baseball players swing and miss at the Yeah, who did that? I'm liable for that today Gunnar muscle. Maybe I don't think I don't yeah I think he did Gunnar had like a

Five and a half minute time. I want to say so Yeah, we had a cam Newton had we had to move him on from the football because he couldn't get it Yeah, the only person we were like skip it. Yeah, all right, so 345. What's the lowest baseball player? Do we know? Again that was the trivia. Yes, Skeens is not a trivia guy at all. Not a wealth of information that boy. Surprising. I feel like he would be.

Did they sign waivers back yet? Oh, did you sign waivers? Yeah. Oh, you did. Okay. All right. Good. All right.

You ready, Sal? Yeah. All right. Here we go. All right, good. All right. All right, you ready, Sal? Yeah. All right, here we go. All right, can't pick it up yet. All right, I'm gonna say three, two, one, and go. All right. All right. Three, two, one, go. All right. Oh no.

There it is. There it is. Oh, Nice shot! Yeah, this would be bad if he doesn't. Why is he going right handed? Is he left handed? There we go. Uh oh. There it is. He's going right handed.

He's going right handed. He's got a good time cooking. There it is. He's going right in. He's going right in. He's got a good time cooking. There it is. Holy shit. I guess it would make sense they're good at throwing. You know what? If you guys beat Big Cat's time, Danny will eat Brandon's ass. Yes.

Let's have that spice it up. Practice. Oh, all right. Holy shit. Oh, this might be bad. Basketball. Not a Hooper. No, Sal isn't either.

Doesn't appear so. Guys, here we go. Sit right here. Sit right here so you can see the screen. Okay. Oh, all right. Let's see. Where we got, do you know, six teams in to Ken Bayman?

Four teams in AFC West. You got that easy. AFC West. Yeah. Okay, oh Let's see where we got do you know six teams into Ken Bayman time? Four teams the AFC West you got that easy AFC West yeah highest-grossing film franchises. Oh, no Island countries just get AFC West no AFC what all right? Chargers yep Niners no. Let's see. Raiders? Yep. Five most streams artists on Spotify. Taylor Swift?

Yeah. Nice. Do you know where Dikembe played? No. Did you play for Utah? Big characters? No? You're oh my gosh, you're gonna ice-grossing films like franchises big franchise This franchise is like like series like a multiple movies like Harry Potter like yeah

Cars cars oh I thought you meant super heroes there you go superheroes fantasy adventure any sort of conflict that happens in space I don't know where to go like a war? yeah like a war in space oh Star Wars?

yep I feel like I actually kinda know the Property Brothers do you not watch football? no I do I just kind of know the property brothers You know watch football No, I do. I'm just I just don't know the Other artists Zach Brian No, who's hot? It's like a rap. Maybe a rapper Drake Kendrick Yep, Kendrick

No, I think who wins Super Bowls recently Kendrick? Yep. Kendrick? No. Think who wins Super Bowls recently? For AFC West. No. Yeah. Chiefs? Yeah. Really?

Didn't know that. What am I at? Blew your mind. What is the nine members one to go on the quest in what? Lord of the Rings. Is Lord of the Rings a grossing film Franchise yeah, probably yeah, I Just had that teed up

Korean cars more yeah Mitsubishi No, I think Milwaukee has a problem with these cars getting stolen Milwaukee has a problem with these cars getting stolen mmm 334 Broncos He was shocked by the Chiefs that explains really you had such a good time going into this yeah Oh

You guys play fantasy on your oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm in the league with explains his team now though like perfect Yeah, I know the divisions. I'm in though I took Dave's spot in the league with the the famous Tommy fan Jock Peterson Lee. Oh, I mean, yeah, with like a trout. Is he still commission of that? Yeah, I mean, the basketball is the basketball is tough. Oh, look at that. Give him a little football feel.

Yeah, it turns out you're good at throwing. Always I remember there was one time in our office, Gronk and A-Rod were there and they started throwing a football. I was like, damn, A-Rod's pretty good at throwing. Oh yeah. That makes sense. I got this being a pretty good time. Alright, Bryce, you ready? I'm worried about trivia for you, Bryce you ready I'm worried about trivia Listen if we get Sal through that trivia without knowing anything you got a tough quiz one of the questions was the drug of that Amish people miss mix up piss and shit with

What is that? It's jankum Well, I don't get the car stolen Milwaukee has like an epidemic of teen boys stealing Kia cars. Specific Kia. And going on Joy-O-Boyz. Kia boys. It's a wrap about how to do it. They'll steal your car with a phone charger. Damn.

I did not know that. Yeah, look into it. All right, Bryce, you ready? Yeah, let's do it. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go. Did you know KB there? Or did you hear us call him KB?

No, I'm a huge stoolie. Oh, love that. Oh, it went in! Thank you. Off his back. Yeah, that was big for you, KB. Ooh, shit. Big, big fan.

Oh, hell yes. I'm a Brewers fan now. Oh, that's good. That one. That was good. Yeah. Yeah, they're good. It's a good time.

Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. I was worried. I'm not worried though, because he's going to suck at trivia. This is a good time. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. I was worried. Uh-oh. I'm not worried though, because he's going to suck at trivia. Right? No.

Uh. Oh, trivia. Holy shit. You're under a minute. breathe and all right. Thank you most popular pets in us The dog yeah cat bird maybe Chest pieces on a chessboard. The king rook queen members on sync. Yeah. What's that? Members of in sync. Oh my god. Popular pets. Last six vice presidents. Can we do like Antarctica? Sure. Sure.

No, wait. Five largest empires by land area. I don't even know what that is. Oh, two twins. I'd go with pets again. Pets. You know the vice president. Oh yeah. Uh maybe a lizard. Something you get a fish part yeah bunny or a rabbit I was nervous for a minute solid I thought that was by like a land size I don't know why yeah 20. I think might be the best Is it I thought is that best athlete now Blaine? He's the best athlete. He's like 158, right? What was Jordan Westberg's time?

That's pretty good, dude. Yeah Rang damn We got a we got to let Westburg know hey Steven Tex Gunner Westburg's no longer the number one Mlb player 204 204 Bryce got 204 Maybe an accompanying selfie with the appropriate expression. Maybe a frowny face thumbs down. Yeah, give him a friend We gave Jay Gunners a phone number. He texts him every now and then guy you were worried about the the shot You hit the first one. Yeah Money haven't shot a basketball along a long with the hats. That's

that's hard but I was a little worried about these questions for sure. Uh big cat. Do you wanna play the uh baseball card game? Oh yeah, we can. Alright. Are you guys risk takers by chance? Yeah, why not? Yeah. Yeah. Alright. So, you guys

gotta name a team uh a baseball team that you don't think will be in this card pack. Bryson says Sal's you card guy too or the uh a baseball team that you got to put in our ass. Yeah, yeah. Long ways. I'm going to say the Colorado Rockies. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, big cat, I'll switch packs right now if you want.

This feels like a rock. No, I'm good with the Rockies. I'm going to take the, um, the Phillies. Okay. There were two in the last pack. I'm going to go Mariners. I'm going to be polite and take the Brewers Wow go Miami Marlins Mmm. I'm gonna go the Texas Rangers mmm

I'll do the Tigers okay, oh Man, I know a lot of once taken one team that probably won't have a Card in there. Yeah, let's do a Tampa Teach a card in there yeah let's do Tampa teach mmm give me the hometown boys give me the brew crew okay I want them wait we separate some as we all know our teams yeah we know the implications oh yeah we forgot to say your team comes up you got to eat the car Yeah, like ingested I had I is a Houston Astro a two cards last week Danny has had five this week

That is a New York Yankee, okay That's an autograph of a Houston Astro heavy Astros an Arizona Diamondback. My God. A Cleveland Guardian. Josh Naylor. Colorado Rockies. Shit! You knew.

You knew. You knew. Yeah, Sal, if you would pass this to Dan. An angel. A New York Met. A twin. An astro. Third astro.

A second Che Wickham. A cardinal. How many more? Two. A royal. These are glossy. Yeah, they're very glossy. Anybody say royals? Last card. Last card. Oh, I took a bite. A dodger. more to a royal these are glossy yeah a Dodger what a rush fellas is it usually only one person that to last yeah yeah I had to eat the fillies on Friday are you

ready Christian you ready to go, let's do it. This card sucks. Is it not very good? It's true. Romo. Yeah, I'm eating the card. Do you swallow it too? Yeah. Oh. I literally puked on Friday because it's too glossy and I got it stuck in my throat and I tried to get it out and I basically pulled the trigger on throat and I tried to get it out and I

basically pulled the trigger on myself. Bad scene. Oh yeah. Was it good in the chicken? Really good. Really. It's not gonna get. You have to go 10 minutes. Do we have the real Michael Jordan line around? I think I guess wants to eat the

Michael Jordan. Yeah. I'll mean right. Yeah. I mean, I'll get All right, ready? Just chewing on card. Somebody is he holding bag right now? Oh, you got to drop the bag. All right. I wasn't going to say anything. Three, two, one, go.

It's good that Lucas standing standing right in front of me. That would be a good shot. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Holy shit. Is he even trying? You can pick up a bunch of bags. Is he trying right now? Yeesh.

Bryce, you're good. You don't have to worry about this, Bryce. This is your guys'... You don't have to worry about If he was tall, he'd have a good shot. There it is. There we go. She's walking. Yeah, yes. Oh boy. You can score from anywhere. There we go. There it is. Okay.

Okay. There it is. There it is. That's a beautiful swing. You got a good time. You guys are good athletes. I know. Yeah, go figure. Uh oh.

Oh no. The other shocking thing is compared to how out of breath the comedians are that do this, I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good.

I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good.

I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good. I think they're just so good. I know. Yeah, go figure. Uh-oh. Oh, no. The other shocking thing is compared to how out of breath the comedians are that do this. When the athletes come in, it's very. The comedians won't talk for the rest of the show. Dying. Uh-oh.

Put your hat backwards. There it is. Bang your hat backwards. There it is. Bang. Easy fix. Easy fix. There it is. Alright, trivia. Ohable kit. Oh you played Mortal Kombat MLB teams with a color in their name the reds You're talking the mic Country with the biggest coastline Stay on the baseball. Yeah clean out the be with their color in their name

Yeah, I mean you're the blue days playing one The white socks there it is Oh, this is a tough one this is elder brothers there Tyler in there Gotta be Does gotta be character of Mortal Kombat Flavors of stuffing what yeah, I just thought that was one thing movies with the longest is that yeah think like Canada The United States

Most dangerous just got to be like the the crab guys right right? Yeah, fisherman. Yeah, fisherman. Crab fisherman. This is a tough one. Oh, there you go. You got two right there. Katie Ledecky, right? Yep. Yep. Now that one.

Do you know any playable characters in Mortal Kombat? Do not. Do you know a movie Jaden Smith was in with Jackie Chan? It's karate kid. Yeah. Bang. 325. It's not terrible. Not bad for shooting like 10 air balls and well, the hat. The hat's fault. It was a hat. Yeah. You're not used to playing games in a day.

It was like three shots. Yeah, I was throwing the hat throws me out. What is this? Oh, TJ, can you post the picture you send me or no, what is it the Christian yellow cheating ass? Legal statement about ten years ago. I saw the page was the Brewers subreddit And they were like this is the lowest point How that picture printed out at a Cubs game, I believe Do you ever get Davidson yeah, that one's kind of like fizzled a little bit. I was getting that one pretty strong for

Years and then now this is taken over you ever get Bradley uppercust upper crust from extremely goofy movie I think you look like Bradley upper cross. Okay, I can't believe you don't get out that all the time man No, you've never you're telling me you've never gotten Bradley Get out that all the time man. No, you've never you're telling me you've never gotten Bradley Shit I don't know that is I don't either you don't know upper crust Pull them up Is this a cartoon an animated character You think it looks like Bradley uppercut? What?

Are you kidding me with that? How could you not see the resemblance? Wait, that's who was eating the ass. Yeah, it was the Bradley uppercut. Or it all went wrong. Yeah, you did. Well, thank you boys. Yeah, it was fun having you guys here.

Spin the wheel I wasn't even thinking All right, let's just hope it's not a wet wheel What year was that in 2015 14 15 what a goofy movie no the 14, 15. What? A goofy movie? No, the whole sex tape thing. Oh, I don't know.

14, 15? Why are you asking us? You don't. Leslie. Way to get us misdirected there. It couldn't be him. You guys don't know what year it was, right? 14, 15?

These guys were probably in middle school when that went down. Dude, I think we're older than you. Yeah? Absolutely. Yeah, definitely older. I think we're older than you. Yeah, absolutely Sound sound Bryce Then you're in my gray hair much better. All right spin the wheel TJ. Oh fart alumni would be very funny. Oh No now we're good. All right. Oh, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Thank you boys. in the talk shop or do a Yankee Swab is the act is the act

Great to be back See you tomorrow, let's have a good week everybody, love you guys, bye!