The Yak - Kate's Going MEGA-VIRAL for Her High School Reunion Video | The Yak 12-3-24

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. The yak sponsored by row back hoodies crew next joggers fleece go to row back calm For 20% off using code yak Fleece the hoodies the joggers Ultrasoft feel fabric is lightweight great stretch Yeah row back calm 20% off joggers. Use the code YAK. Good stuff. Wow. Is that intro change every day? I think your voice is different. Your line was different. That's pretty cool if so. Was it? I think his was. I didn't notice

anybody else is being different. Maybe.'t know are there multiple versions of that intro TJ, or we make I think it's pretty Updateable you didn't notice the major change though. Oh, uh no I did notice the major change Kate's chest Yeah, my tits get bigger the yak moves What Danny! wow holy shit hey that was the last thing I looked at I looked at the tits and then the cigs then the tits again somebody on our page is the tits yeah I forgot Danny was there again already you're not even top 10 on this

But the tits grow too right oh, yeah, yes, do they they pulsate a little I don't know let's watch We get that we crop Danny out Eventually they eclipse the they are Gallo made him pulsate yeah, yeah, he told me he spent 15 hours on each tip. That's good shit What sets him apart? That's what yeah? Yeah? Hey guys, what's up? Hey? Hey? Did you someone do the road back? We did yeah? Yeah? How did? I get a gift for Nick and Keeby really

Why I'm in such gift debt to you. Yeah. Well this one was given to me And I wanted you guys to have it. It's from this whoa grassroots Okay, grass roots. They sent it to me PFT and Hank, but I want you guys to have it. Yeah, I'm with that I'm guessing their hats. Yeah, they're hats. So first hat is Chicago Bulls Oh Bulls. Oh, yeah Look at these fucking and look at the under brim Chicago Bulls. Oh my god That is so sick. The second hat

The Washington Red Hairs. See that? Is that a diss? What? You're so sick. So cool. And the last one is the Boston Chronics. Oh man. Wait, is the Celtic high as shit?

Oh shit, no, I don't think so. I bet he is he's smoking a pipe Yeah, he's high. He always smoked a pipe. But yeah, I thought of you guys the minute I open the package What do you want? Oh, man? for fashion the bulls but For legacy. I want the chronic for legacy What a tough choice legacy over fashion. Yeah, don't bend the brim don't bet yeah, oh Man oh shit

Thank you big cat. Yeah, thank you the guy who sent uh-huh. Oh you look so good. Thank you Chicago Bowl Yeah, what are you doing the thing again? Moving back on me? I'm in the same spot always. Ma'am. Ma'am? I don't know. Did you just call me ma'am? Oh my god.

Oh this is exciting stuff. This is the best gift I've ever had. You gotta go chinchrap beard now Nick I think. I have done that once. Yeah. Oh. He made an announcement about the beard before y'all got in here. I think I'm gonna grow it all winter.

What? Whoa. If anybody wants to join. How long do you think it's gonna get I don't know What's the longest you ever done? I think like right now. Whoa, it's nice. That's me now. What's good? Thanks, is it gonna be like I don't know down here might be it's gonna be hideous I'd imagine I bet today's the day you get shave wheel. Oh, yep. I'm fuck that we've... Might as well just spin the wheel right now.

All right. Just see what it is. That shaven has been on there a long time. For ever. We haven't hit it one time. I know it was on. White Sox Dave's had five dinners? Yeah, he just keeps going to dinner.

Have you guys agreed yet to add a sliver of Brandon getting naked? Are you okay? Danny's afraid to talk. Oh, you're sick. Sick? You got sick boys? Take him off the intro. Danny, Danny, you're sick?

You got sick on intro day? Yeah, I know. I sound a lot worse than I am. Oh, you're gonna say it's allergies? My voice is pretty bad normally. When did you get sick? I started feeling it this morning a little. Oh no, so you're gonna get everyone.

You have trouble breathing No, I'm fine my least favorite thing is you're sick tomorrow. Don't come in. Yeah get out of here. What's the ruling? What's the true ruling are you sitting are you getting shamed? Yeah? Are you getting shamed for not coming in I mean no if you're sick don't come in But yeah, we probably will right a little bit a light Which shame the sniffles Oh, I can't take you seriously right now What's the last time you had a sick day?

Knock on wood it's been a while, but you've come in I haven't sick. No I've been pretty healthy strong like an ox What? What oh the kidney stones, the broken pinky. That stuff. The quartet of kidneys. Yeah. Okay, so healthy was not the right word. Right. I forgot to say yesterday there's a kidney stone stray shot in Moana. What? Why I... Really? I was watching, I thought of you obviously, but it just kind of comes out of nowhere. So just be trigger warning if you're going to go see Moana 2. I don't want to see this movie now. There is a...

The Rock is healthy for his age. What? Do you think Dwayne Johnson is healthy for his age? Yes. Do you? Well, for his age, he is healthy, except when his heart explodes, he will become not healthy. Do you think he's technically obese?

Morbidly. Yeah. What are the statistics? Can you zoom in on KB real quick, just the upper part of it? Like, this is what I'm looking at every time I look over. That's nearly it. How should I wear it? No, I don't want you to change it.

I just can't take it you to change it. I just Just keep looking over like You're staying so still he's really good at freezing Wow yeah, you know I could have went longer. You don't think he's healthy No, he's been juicing up for so long. Oh wow really though still Absolutely probably more now. Look at him. You guys think he does steroids? Who's to say?

No. But do you think he does the rich people steroids that won't make you sick? I don't know if that exists. I think he's doing the extreme amounts. I think that exists. Maybe not, I don't know. He does the best version for sure.

Yeah. How are the steroid pioneers doing? He probably has his own Older guys that started a shot himself. Who's the Ronnie dude Coleman over? How many pills a day I watched this documentary it was so to put it was just basically an entire documentary of watching Ronnie Coleman struggle to get in and out of the car Yeah and struggled to get in and out of the car. Whew.

Yeah. Ain't nothing but a peanut. And kids are- Wait! Kids are obsessed with steroids. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, my algorithm is teen steroid use. Mine is too. But mine shouldn't. And like, they are so influential. Like, they are revered. Really? The trend twins. The trend twins.

Togi, his whole thing is doing steroids, not working out and just doing cocaine He's so real Thanks for being transparent. This is bothering you yes, I keep having to look back the Wait, so kids are just doing them openly now. Oh, yeah, yeah That's crazy. I wouldn't have known where to get them. I don't know where to get them now. Yeah, I mean creatine was the bad boy shit like 20 years ago. That's not even, that just made you fat.

But these guys are like, they go by the trend twins and like they'll be out of breath eating cereal and they're just like, we're not going to live long. They look at the camera. They're really funny. They get their appeal. They're obsessed with crumble cookies. Like if they can't hit a PR, they're like, let's go get fucking crumble. They're really funny. Yeah, I get their appeal. They're obsessed with crumble cookies like if they can't hit a PR They're like let's go get fucking crumple. They're so mad. They're always slamming dessert And then there's this dude New Zealander named Shan who can't open his mouth all the way what always eating ice cream sandwich

Uh-huh, I want to see this guy Dude, I was watching reminds me of me a little bit I was watching the trend twins and they were up at 2 a.m. Eating Big Mac so like what are we doing? We should be getting our poles sucked right now See the allure Is that the guy can't open his mouth she's always got like a little he's about to laugh. Oh he does have the tiniest little smirk! Yeah. His videos. He doesn't do anything in particular, but he's just blowing up.

Whoa. Yeah, his mouth is tiny. Golf-a-zeke Batman. Isn't Batman just have a shitload of armor? Yeah, and money. Yeah. Isn't Batman just have a shitload of armor yeah and money yeah Never oh my oh that's fucked. He's a mass monster What do you do with that once you're there? What's what do you what do you either die or become like a fat guy in pain? Yeah, is that the is that the male version of busty petite?

No, I think the male version of busty petite is similar to the female What do you mean big tits guys like six three? Oh you think a petite? Oh, yeah, I was thinking of hips like he's like he's got a really the race. I see what you're saying Yeah, I was thinking of busty petites wrong shit if I were to tell you there's a Coworker here who's never done a drug besides steroids Two weeks before his spring break trip who'd you think it is Dave? Oh, no never done a drugs to this day or at the time till this day. I believe Steroids before spring break tell you one two jacks before he has never done a drug but he's booze's booze's yeah he loses Eddie

Eddie was steroids for I swear to God that's awesome smoked weed and that's that's great I would never have guessed that. Eddie? Eddie. That picture of Eddie today, I mean, he's got a shaved face. He looks like he was a mob boss that got arrested and he's in the back of the van. I don't know if you guys saw that. I didn't see Eddie. Yeah, there was Eddie with, I think it was Eddie and Nicky Smokes. Yeah, like- Oh my God, yes.

He literally has his hands behind his back. That should be hanging in a restaurant. Yeah, like oh my god. Yeah, he literally has his hands behind his back Be hanging in a restaurant Big tone goes to the clink And those are the two cops that got him. They're like look at our guy look at what we got We just need to make it black and white Did you see Eddie in that real long gown for his surgery? No look at go to Rudy's Twitter He compared it to like a the dune bad guy they looked at oh my god they put Eddie in a tube he must have been slailing I thought that was someone's finger at first in front of that yeah what are we

looking at that's Eddie's head at the end of that's a good pick but they're gonna be new and they come back oh my long time I'm so excited for this I wasn't sure Eddie was gonna go through with it, so I was kind of surprised to see you did yeah Do we have shaved head Eddie? I don't know Developing a conspiracy theory like that. Oh, yeah, all right all right conspiracy theory gone there. He is look at the white socks Dave hold Why is he holding his arm? Why is he holding his arm? That's like a live strong yeah, it looks like my body's cancer. Yeah, he's about to go in for another You know yeah hours of chemo, but I shaved my head for him my man. It's a warrior

They're just getting hair I'm happy for the boys. I hope it all works out I hope they're but I hope it all works out. But I hope it also takes like a year and a half to get there. So the only thing I hope we get a lot of laughs along the way, but they have awesome hair. The only thing I was thinking about is these guys are all getting new hair, right?

Everyone has their own like hang ups on themselves, like oh, if I could fix this. What happens if they get new hair and they're like, oh, shit, I never knew I was this ugly? Or like they think that like the, if I could fix this. What happens if they get new hair and they're like, oh, shit, I never knew I was this ugly or? Like, they think that, like, the hair's gonna fix it. It's gonna fix everything. I hope one of them slides into, like, surgery addiction. Oh, that White Sox Dave getting on the chin?

Well, White Sox Dave already tweeted. White Sox Dave with a chin. Which is a comically large chain, like, oh, shit. Steve Janowski. Yeah, but, like, in your your head you're like, Oh, if I'm going to fix my hair, I'm going to be so fucking hot. And then you're not, that would suck. That's why you should never improve yourself. I think a couple of them, White Sox, they've included might be bald guys. Yeah. And Jack, that's the ball silver lining.

They found out they look fine. Ball. Yeah. Everyone was saying that they're like, you guys never once shaved your head to see how you look cuz you a lot of you Look great What if the procedures too good and they can never like the hair just keeps growing so fast They can never like Dave's like holy shit. I look terrible. I should be bald, but every time he shaves it just grows back Golden Gate Bridge the minute he starts to shave like the mini finishes shaving it starts growing White sacks Rapunzel. Oh, god damn it. That would be great.

Yeah, they did look okay bald. How much? Definitely okay. If we had to pay Dave to get dreadlocks, what would we do? Yeah, oh yeah. Okay. Yeah.

He would look awesome in dreadlocks. Look like he's in the Count of Crows. Yeah. Oh man. He would look awesome in dreadlocks. Look like he's in the Count of Crows Man those guys are the best And now they just tour around for three days right their little bald head, but can they really do like are they sore I? Don't know Also, you figured out the mystery of why the hairlines are so high. Oh, yeah. What was that? Yeah, they were pumped with like saline solution,

so it's inflated a little bit. So it'll sink back down. It'll sink down. That's good. Is that hospital just teaming with international balding guys? Yeah. I think so.

They have it all set up like perfectly for them. They just show up, then they go to their hotel room, then they go back. Is it like an Olympic village of balding, dude? Because Dave was saying he had to like go, he's like I'm going back today to Like they're doing another check or something Yeah, it's like fat camp a hair camp. Yeah, I wonder if they're gonna make like best friends there

Yeah, I met this guy at hair camp He's like experiment with somebody there yeah Yeah, we came best friends Kate how many views do you have on the cuck video? It's growing across all platforms like 35 million Yeah, the biggest video escalated quickly and unexpectedly Out of like even after yesterday It's got like almost 26 million on my insta and then bar stool posted it It's got millions there and then across tik-tok. It's got like almost 26 million on my insta and then bar stool posted it

It's got millions there and then across tick-tock. It's got millions and Yeah, it's like thousands of dudes calling Pat a cock and how are things at home? Tough right now things are a little tough No, these are good. That was just unexpected was such a throwaway post It's crazy when I actually try nothing happens It kind of sucks doesn't it? Yeah. It hurts. You gotta let him get one. I know. I boasted one with him this morning that wasn't super flattering. Prove that he's not a cuck. Not a cuck. I didn't get a win. Just post a video of him railing me? I think just a, not a video. No? Oh. I think he just needs to,

he needs to prove that he has inserted. Okay, stay tuned. We'll post that later then. Genetic testing of kids. Oh yeah. Yeah, we've got two kids. He's hit it twice at least. You should do a follow-up video

and be like my husband or my boyfriend's not a cuck and then just have a black child. Two black children. Yeah. He's the loving father of two. Of our two kids. You said it got to the point where people from your hometown were asking who you were.

You're so sick. Yeah, that was... You're so sick. I feel bad for you. You're so f... That one was a hard year. You said you were us. What the...

People from your hometown. Danny, I can safely say this is the sickest you've been in your life. Oh man, you're so sick. I'll just text Nick or Brandon. I'll say it because I know what he was saying. People in your hometown were like trying to text you to see who fingered you? This girl I haven't talked to since high school who was not at the reunion was like, I got to know who was it.

I was like, gotta know who was it Like wait. Do you really yeah? I've had multiple people reaching out to me Talking about so yeah And well, so I was thinking about There is some people I'm just saying there's a horny team. No. I was I'm just saying it's just We should do celebrity guesser on name, what's what's the Eskimo twin for people with finger bang the same girl Don't know

But I'm wondering if they're taking any heat right now Finger family wait why would they why would they be why would they come forward be like yeah? Why would they can't believe she haired her dirty laundry? I'm just saying like if any of Why so and so's friends follow the bar still they're texting it to him being like hey, this is you Oh, so if they got a husband or boyfriend that went to Coatesville High School around the same time They might know got they fingered Kate I'm gonna do a clue if you did if you're a guy that went to Coatesville High School Do you need to get tested to see if they fingered you? If you did if you're a guy that went to coach full high school Do you need to get tested to see if they fingered you?

Okay, we should do the 20th anniversary of the fingering and let them do it again Do you people are gonna come up to you like on the streets be like hey you're the fingered girl I know I know things like Yankees old-timer day Where do we just get them coming back and they're dressed as their teenage self I? Wanted to bring this. Someone sent me this with no return address. Is it bugged? Oh man. What are we looking at here? What's it made of? What is this? Turn it to the side so people can tell what it is.

Is there any symbolism with an elephant in you? No. Yeah. Is it an Alabama fan because they beat Wisconsin I don't know new money no return address elephants never forget all right thank you Jack is this a threat I don't know have you feels like a threat or it's bug have you looked all over it have you and then someone Harry was like oh those are expensive what how would you know Harry know the brand on the foot? So why would that be expensive? Who said what's the material Kyle?

Knock on it. I would you want to break it? More than more than welcome to break it. What is that? It's all in a horse ceramic It is bugged do we smash it after I think we smash it. Okay. Yeah But if it were bugged, would it be bugged in the eyes? Would it be bugged in the? If it's hollow. Would that be crazy if it was bugged? Yes.

Let's just put it in the wake up. Was it in a box? It was in a box. No return of drugs. Make sure it's not worth a lot of money somehow. Does anyone in the chat know what this is? There's nothing on the foot like a brand? Nothing. Nothing. There's no nothing on the foot like a brand nothing

Nothing nothing I think threat was it was it like an expensive fat joke I Mean, it's pretty cool. I guess like unless it's bugged unless it's bugged. Yeah, unless it's Ivory Yes, someone maybe it's ivory. Where are you going, brother? Why is he walking like that? People are saying this has to be about Nick Nurse. Oh, maybe. Nick Nurse, Elephant in the Room from Part of My Take.

Ah, maybe it's the elephant. It's gotta be Elephant in the Room. So we should just keep it in here, the elephant in the room. We have to address it. We already did. We have addressed it. You think we could smash it into pieces Yeah, yes, I brought it down here for you. I think we should go around the smash it into pieces any you go first Get his germs on it. Oh, yeah, Danny you go last Okay, can we use any technique we want yeah?

But you got to use your hands. It has to be my hands. I can't use like a weapon Are you guys okay with me doing this? Yeah It's got where are you gonna smash it though? Throw it in the TV. Oh, yeah What are you what are you wearing on your feet? That's Kate don't take this the wrong way that's the most give-up look I've ever seen I'm obsessed with them. I think they're responsive. Anyway. That's, Kate, don't take this the wrong way. That's the most give up look I've ever seen. Especially after yesterday.

Especially after yesterday. You can't give up more than what you're doing today. The bottom of these are so long. The hoodies. Oh my god. Who's were those? Were those Blutmans? Or Blatmans, I'm sorry. Kate comes to work like she's picking up the paper at the end of the driveway.

Thanks. Helping around with the groceries. This is gonna break something. Yeah, it's gonna hurt somebody. Shoulder eyes. Do it over there on the turf. From the shards. No, the turf will be too soft. It has to be done here. What's the rug? It's pretty hard You know what I'll do I'll put it inside this. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, although then we don't get to see it smash

Yeah We're being pussies. We're being pussies Oh who did he Sporkle Danny yeah, wow. Oh, it's a circle. Is it a circle the circle towel. Oh That's sick No, no, no, we gotta see it. Yes be an element of danger Titus you afraid of inhaling the fumes. I'm afraid of I think it's gonna break this TV I'm afraid of everything much like you know I don't like that all like this

Okay, oh, oh, this is gonna be bad Oh This is gonna be bad My eye is mine too is there something in it examine it It's not bugged it's not bugged Well that's not that's like I'm sorry. I want my elephant back. Yeah, it's kind of sad now. God damn it. That was smashed a lot easier than I thought.

I thought it was wood. Same. I didn't know how that. I thought it was metal maybe. I don't know how materials work. No, I don't either. My bad. I don't ask questions.

All right, well we got that done. All right. Yeah, that was good. That was cool. All time moment. Well, when I got it yesterday, I was like, you know what this would be good for is the act to smash it. And guess what? It was. Anyone say what they think it is? TJ Nick Nurse. That's just it. It's Nick Nurse.

I'm surprised more people don't bug each other. Maybe it does happen. I would like to bug someone. You think we could? Yeah, definitely. Definitely. What's Cory doing? He's hustling. Speedwalking. What's the hat say there, Nick? What does it say?

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I just hope it's not something where like someone comes into my office like tomorrow and they're like hey, where's that Elfin? I got you mm-hmm shit Lost it. I was worried is gonna be some like art installation. Yeah, like $25,000 a bank so Harry was way off. Oh,, oh, that's expensive. Not expensive at all. At all. Oh, by the way, I should do an update real quick on Mincy, which I don't really want to do. But I did have a talk with him this morning and I did not let him speak.

I talked to him. Whoa. Yeah, because I didn't want to hear his like, I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry. Won't happen again. He just broke the record for most Advertising things he tweeted yesterday. Oh, it was unbelievable. It was just I brought up on the run down You got to pull up his Instagram. What'd he do good ass posts? There was there was one that was like sold I will I will I will buy so

The 25k free bet is now going to be in the hands of the tech team. Beautiful. So Stephanie, Ryan, Doug, and Sam are going to get 5K each free bet. They have to do it together. Yeah. So we'll do a stream out of that. And then Stefan, who actually was very admirable, he's like, I don't do a lot when it comes to the gambling stream, so I don't need anything.

But I was like, you should have something so he gets $2,500 on the free bet and then big T who finished second gets $2,500 on the free bet Just then all the guys who did do graphics. I think there's five of them I'm gonna do a $15,000 bet of my own money if it wins they'll each get 3k So that's how we settled that and then I told mincy straight up. I was like each get 3K. So that's how we settled that. And then I told mincy straight up, I was like, you're funny when you're goofy mistakes, when you're just an absolute dickhead, selfish prick

to everyone at this office. It's, it's like it drives me insane. People work their asses off here, and he makes other people's jobs very difficult. And he basically has to do like three things a year. And he somehow misses two out of three of them. So I told him, oh, they're clapping because of the free bet. And I told him, I like, we're not going to make content out of this because that's what he wants. He wants us to do a punishment. And he's like, oh, it all worked out. And essentially, like, he

just, I'm not, I'm not dealing with him until he can prove that he can like not be an absolute dick to people That's really what is it's not like he wasn't like oh, I fucked up. Haha goofy mincy Mm-hmm it was my times more important than everyone else's time who everyone else here works really hard He doesn't work hard, so if his fuck-ups don't affect others, they're correct. Correct. Exactly start affecting everybody else I was like when you do something like stupid and it's goofy like it's funny We can make content out of it And I know that I'm partially to blame because part of his job is to be a fuck-up But it's when his father of his job. Yeah all of his job when his fuck-ups

Impact people who work hard Kate McCarthy, all the gambling stream people, then he's just an absolute dickhead and a selfish prick. And I told him I was gonna say all this on air. Um, so, uh, yeah, I-I'm a pussy. I'm not gonna ask Dave to fire him, but he's, right now, he's just, he's gotta... basically work his way back. And his job, if we're being honest,

is being saved by the fact that I need to see Mincy verse club. Yeah, I mean the six have never been hired for mincy versus climber He's got a he's got a fucking bring it if that wasn't there. I would have contemplated being like what does bring it mean? I don't know. What do we need it? I think we yeah, do we want to win or no? No, no, no. Yeah, I don't know. It's different this time. It is talk to yeah from his end. Yeah, well no no he's Got his head on different does the same Time's different. It won't happen again. It goes told me the same thing

I also told him stop apologizing to everyone in this office start just Start being a normal human being that's not a fucking dickhead. He said this time's way different being a normal human being that's not a fucking dickhead. He said this time's way different. It's like, there's a fine line with Mincy that I struggle with where it's like moron funny but bad guy not good. Oh, I talked to him. And it's like this felt bad guy not moron.

Big head, are you not hearing Kyle right now? I talked to him. You talked to him with a booger in his nose? No, he had a coffee stain, but. Yeah, he does. You see, yeah, of's coffee stain, but That's what he does though he apologized to everyone in the office goes around I really feel like he's on like a Drew Barry nothing is gonna change Can you pull up his Instagram because I just need everyone to see the one the third post on the right yeah, I'm buying

Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking this Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking this Is Instagram story he puts an inactive URL oh Yeah, you tweeted that yeah, you have to type it manually wait. Can you go? They've had the link button if you had a good verse for Stella blue to on his Instagram. I should I should pulled that sponsorship That one that's pretty good So we'll see maybe he will change she will not change by the way He just needs to if he keeps all his fuck-ups to just fucking his own life up But he can't control his fuck-ups is the thing and yes. No. Yes. He can you think he can this one?

He could can go I'm not sympathizing. Yeah. Yeah. No this one It was specifically I care more about going to a cover band of widespread panic than doing my job That is not a fuck-up. That is just being a selfish prick. Yeah. Yeah, it's under the fuck-up umbrella, but it's yeah Yeah, that's where it's like that's not funny, and I'm like piss off about it and so Fuck ups that are just fuck ups where he just fucks his own life up fine Fuck ups where he fucks up people who work really hard And make their jobs more difficult not fine if you were smart

No, no, it's impossible hypothetical. That's the problem. It's like it's a moron or a bad person. I can't decide what I Mean here's the perfect example of mincy. I gave him I Undressed him in my office And then I told him I was gonna say all this on the yak and his answer to it Was he I heard that he was going around the office being like I'm only traveling for work and he's organizing content Mardi Gras trip For work, so it's a work. Yeah That's a ridiculous thing to be like I fucked up

Let me figure out a way to get back out in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. We're a prominent Mardi Gras We lead Mardi Gras coverage, so we do need our best guy on the right Mardi Gras Yeah, that's not a he said no more concerts until the summer eats up. That's the other problem is I don't want him here all the time That's what that's bothering me So I told him I was like you can go anywhere you want It's like when you have to be here, you have to be here. But every, I don't want,

because the last thing I want is him sitting outside, sitting upstairs and being like, I got a new idea every day to everyone. He said he's gonna shut up. That's a punishment for us. Yeah, that's true. But the thing is like, he said he's not gonna do anything till summer.

No more college football games. Yeah, Ole Miss. You know, it's, no more college football games. Yeah You know it's It's right from now till summer did I straighten arrow I tell you guys too that when we when I put when I put it all together on Sunday And I asked him why he drove to the airport I was like you're gonna keep your car at the airport He's like well, it's only for 16 days

And then I did the math and 16 days is like leaving a week early for Christmas. He already planned to leave a week early. Yeah, he might have to get an apartment here now. He's not traveling. He's like, I'm changing. I'm actually going to get these. Like, fuck, I got to get a place here now. Yeah. We smashed the elephant. I, I gotta get a place here now. Yeah. We smashed the elephant. Let's see, was anything in it?

No. What were you doing in there? Well, I went to the bathroom. But you came back all jaded. The hair, it was a bad hair day, Brandon. It's like a shower? I've been fighting my hair all day. No, I just ran my fingers through my hair

after washing my hands. Washed my hands. And I do water on my hair. What happened this morning? People are talking about it. I don't know, I've hands, do water on my hair. What happened this morning? People are talking about it. I don't know. I've had a bad hair day. Oh no, you got a bad grade?

Why would I get a bad grade? On the hair? I haven't seen the grade yet, but I anticipated being bad today. The holiday kind of fucked me up. My schedule's been off. I didn't make it through my workout yesterday. You looked a little disheveled this morning.

Were you napping? I had a nap this morning. I've been disheveled. Yeah, I've been disheveled for a workout yesterday. You looked a little disheveled this morning. Were you napping? I had a nap this morning. I've been disheveled. Yeah, I've been disheveled for a couple days. I had a migraine Sunday, a day-long migraine, so it's thrown my whole week off. Oh no. Damn, dude.

Day-long? Day-long, yeah. That's tough. Did you throw up? No, I never did. It finally broke about 2 a.m. Ugh, oh jeez. I woke up with it and it broke about 2 a.m.

So Sunday, I didn't exist. And then yesterday, jeez. I woke up with it and it broke about 2 a.m. So, Sunday I didn't exist. And then yesterday I just couldn't keep any food down and I couldn't get through my workout and then this morning I was just fatigued. So I took a nap and I've been disheveled ever since. But I went to the bathroom just now. Damn. Was it a healthy shape? I didn't.

You know I don't look at it. What? I never, shit's disgusting know I don't look at it. What? I never, shit's disgusting. Yeah, but you made it. I know, but I don't. Anyway, it felt fine, we're good. Mints, huh? They cornered me this morning.

Yeah, it's one of them. Oh no, he's done the rounds. He's done the rounds. Tell him to stop doing that. You can't stop a dog from barking. I mean, he's gonna corner everybody and tell them. He's been performatively sad upstairs too, when you walk by he'll just.

Moping. Yeah, he's doing a Stefan impression. Yeah, yeah. On Monday morning, I went to my boss's office. I couldn't sleep after that, because I couldn't stand the mistake I made yesterday. I let Big Cat, Dave Portnoy, and all my colleagues down. I'll never do this again three different times three different clips. Yeah change I Felt the schism of an actual rebrand upstairs. There's no way I

Don't know like I think it's gonna sound crazy, but okay so for example First of the month that was bad. Yeah, but that was a mistake Mm-hmm that was a fuck-up a dumb stupid mistake that doesn't ultimately hurt anyone mm-hmm These are like calculated selfish. That's the difference you know Leaving is leaving his bag in New Orleans when he's got a speaking engagement Savannah. That's funny that only affects him The other compilation. I don't know if you can find it, TJ. I will not be missing any more company making or events.

That's the fucking chair. We ain't going down this route again. I'm back in the bar. And I really could barely sleep last night because I could not stomach this mistake I made over the weekend. It wasn't a mistake Putting myself above yeah, it wasn't an accident It wasn't on purpose and he did it two weeks before which I didn't find out till Sunday that he had a thousand dollar free Bet for a stream, and he he just texted Jack at midnight was like hey, I'm not gonna make it back

That's that's tough, so it's not a mistake those aren't mistakes are the tech guys doing one bet collect? Yes, yes, they all have to yeah free or figure out what that it's not a mistake. Those aren't mistakes are the tech guys doing one bet click? Yes. Yes They all have to yes re or figure out what that it's a free bet So they have to hit it and yeah the money's how many people so it's four are getting $5,000 free bets and then Stefan and Big T are getting $2,500 free bets and then all the the graph the guys who work on the graphics I'm gonna do a $15,000 bet of my money that if it hits, I'll give them cash. How are they going about deciding this?

I don't know. But it'll be electric. Yeah, I'm curious to see how. Yeah, who's gonna be the ringleader? Jack McCarthy will attempt to be. Well, he's not part of the... Oh, then nevermind. No, I think it's like Fasoli, Luke, Hinkle.

Okay. Whoever basically has worked a lot of the streams mm-hmm Big team might be the ringleader. I like that yeah, he knows ball Actually, you know what should we? Should make Ryan the ringleader. Oh Ryan have to oh yeah Or dog Doug will win yeah, Doug will win Doug will win. Oh jeez. Oh Get off my property Can't you see can't you read the sign You guys are bold one more step and this 12 gauge

He belongs in a tree stand He's got he's ready to have a vicious dog on the end of a leash ready to attack When is he gonna when he's gonna hear us? I don't think January 5th Smirk can we zoom in on the smirk? He wait, let's get it. Is it happening? Oh, there we go All right, flip it back flip back flip back. He's not looking up Connor How about you smile for it? Favorites he really is he's just always the same. Yeah, he's him. That's the best part of whether he works here Not only about him. Yeah, it's not gonna be you're not gonna get like boisterous. You're not gonna get Like super down. No, it's just

Bang did you guys ever figure out the flood thing in the no? I mean, I guess he would know cuz it didn't really affect my floor. I'm trying to think the last that was the last big T. He's got to have something notable event that I remembered It's got to be more. Have you guys ever asked how he's doing or how his day is? Yes, yeah, his answer is the same every time but it's different than anyone else. He'll say average Every I've asked him 20 times. That's honest. Yeah Wait, seriously every single time he says average? Yeah, took that from me. Oh, what? I'm an average guy. You say average, I say average, slightly above

average sometimes. Big T. Do we ever spin the wheel? Yeah, we spun it. Did we ever spin the wheel? Yeah, we spun it. Did we? No. Why are you sneaking around? You know we were talking about you. You look good. I got one question for you, Big T. How's your day going? Fine. Oh. Stephen Che, he just... He lied on him. Sucked the air out of the room.

Stephen Che said that you say average every time Fine is a synonym for average. Okay, it is well You said how's your day going fine if you ask me how I was I would say ever ah And did you steal that from Brandon? I'm an average guy, you know, you stole that from me, right? I Don't think so. I feel like you did Said that for a very long time. Do what's do you know-up line is? Never do. It's a good place to be. Why do you have a follow-up line for average? Because people are always like, oh, that's interesting that you say that instead of saying good.

And I say average is a good spot to be. Yeah, it's true. If you're having a particularly good day, do you say I'm good, or you say I'm above average, or what? Or you ever have a good day? I would probably just say I'd say the same. If Tennessee won a college football playoff game. Well then you would know by my demeanor

that I was having a great. Well they'd still ask the question. As an answer. How immediately after? Like if the game goes fine on someone's, oh how's your day? The next morning. That'd be odd.

I don't think it's implied the average is good by the way cause you don't, I don't know the quality of your life on any given day. So it's good. You don't wanna get too high or too low. Yeah. You don't wanna ride quality of your life on any given day. So it's good. You don't want to get too high or too low. Yeah. You don't want to ride the roller coaster in motion. But maybe some people's average is actually not good.

But usually people are like, good, good. They mean average. Yeah. That's true. What's got you fired up right now? If Ohio State gets a home game. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. That's my main, that's what I'm fighting against right now. By the way, Brandon and I are doing a live stream selection show on Sunday morning. So we're going to have Big T pop on. Tennessee correspondent. I think we have, who else? Oh, Connor, Ohio's Dave. We'll have everyone. Ohio who? Ohio's Dave

We'll have everyone oh How's Dave oh yeah, okay? It was a good run down yesterday. I'm trying to get Danny boy Kane Be awesome. Yeah, if they get it left out, okay, alright, are you gonna be the ringleader for the bet I? Was talking to Doug a second. I don't want to be the ringleader. I lost. I think Doug has the luck of a like I did throughout one suggestion but other than that I'm gonna let them handle it. Okay. Whatever it is Stephanie would be good too. Are we gonna pick a game on Sunday? I think that's what I love saying. I love it. Okay. All right. What's the sleet looking like? I'm not very invested in this. Yeah I want them to win very badly.

Mark, I have an announcement because you made fun of me last week. Oh, and I would never. Yeah, you did. I don't sound right. You and everybody on mostly and frankly, it might have happened here, too. You made fun of my Instagram name at B. Walker, SEC. Yeah. Katie Stats took that personally. Oh, no. And my I'd like to announce my new Instagram name at BWalker SEC. Yeah. Katie Stats took that personally.

Oh, no. And I'd like to announce my new Instagram name of Brandon F. Walker. Nice. Wow. At the streets. So he bullied you into changing. Correct.

For the first time since 2016, BWalker SEC is dead. Wow. Wow, that's huge. So it's an eight-year run. This has nothing to do with the fact that the SEC is having a down year. Yeah. What? Huge. So, it's eight year run. This has nothing to do with the fact that the SEC is having a down year. Yeah. I did not. Kind of jump ship. I did not change it. Wow. So, you jumped ship on your conference when they needed you the most. My thing is I've always been, I tell the truth, 100% down the middle. I don't care about conferences. Fuck everybody in the SEC. Okay.

You tell the truth? Yeah, I tell the truth Did your mother know you're gay? Answer the question she knows that I'm not gay. Oh, he's been bullied before Gave her four grandchildren Did you try to get BFW on Instagram don't know I Katie I don't do Instagram Mark Titus killed it. I I just pointed you or you were looking in the eye saying you're not an SEC. I'm not I don't fuck them. I hope all about every year. Oh, oh you could get that Oh, let's confide Jones confused messaging when your your name is I try to get that. Oh, looks like Piper Jones. It's confused messaging when your name is SEC. I try to get.

I try to get. There was just a Brandon Walker on Twitter one time, or at Brandon Walker, and I tried to get it. And the guy said, yeah, you can have the account for $100,000. Oh. And I was like, no. Yeah. That's probably a bad decision, yeah.

You got to swap those people. Bad boy. Bad boy. Brandon, are you worried that in your future contract negotiations like SEC Nation is not going to be interested in you now? I mean, I think about I should start a bunch of brands right now. Yeah. So when that comes around, you have Brandon Walker ESPN. You have a walker. Brandon Walker. See Walker ACC. I'm far enough down the road in my talks with these other companies that none of those surface level conversations are happening

And well, they don't know because you just changed That could be a deal breaker. I mean maybe it was you're gonna hire Brandon Walker SEC, right? Brandon Walker. Well what you're assuming is that these other companies aren't behind the change. Oh I see now You announced more cowbell this morning? I did announce more cowbell. Congratulations. Yeah. Who's your co-host? Jake Mangum, the all-time hits leader

in the Southeastern Conference. Really? Yeah. Oh. Current triple A baseball player for the Tampa Bay Rays. We're not. Oh, oh that. That Jake Mangum? That Jake Mangum. No, we're not doing that. Wait a minute.

His dad played nine years for the Bears. We're not doing it. What are you doing? What are you doing? Hey, what are you doing right now? I'm doing nothing. You're not doing nothing? Why don't you get like JJ Harrell or Whittemore?

Because they both enter the transfer portal. And you know that. We're having a transfer portal disaster over day to day. God damn. But we were two and 10, right? Yeah. So if all your players from a two and 10 team enter the transfer portal.

That's good. That's fine. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why people transfer when the coach gets fired too like that means your team's gonna get better right now let's build back better you know who doesn't transfer D tackles offensive linemen don't do it as much either that's what I meant yeah the tackles do train I've heard some I talked to an NIL guy like those are you getting in the

game I've heard some figures that I'm not even allowed to repeat for Kent State not Kent State Oh, but like some of these like high school Lineman what they're what they're getting offered. Oh, yeah, by the way my bad But watching that entire Akron game thinking I was that was fucked up. I Yeah, I got excited about it I had a pain pill so shit my kidney stones that I took for my pinky and then I watched the entire Akron game thinking I was rooting for KB and I texted I was like holy shit. It's about to happen

He's like and TJ was like they lost 58 to nothing I didn't know they were o-and-12elve already, so when's the bubble bath stream? I got to do it. Yeah, I think you should do it on the court Yeah, we just yak during it. What hour would you stop enjoying it? I'm like a I get like two and a half good minutes in a hot tub or bathtub. Yeah Our one yeah, not even can I ask a question about a bubble bath? Kb you watching bubble bath maybe off big cat kids. He lost my 36 I Blame the pain pills for that whoops. I was watching Akron

He's rooting for Akron for the last hour Yeah He's rooting for Akron for the last hour. He'd be mad and that would be dumb. Yeah. No. I've never noticed in my life, taking a bubble bath, a difference in how I feel during and after a bubble bath than just a normal bath. Does it affect the bath to you guys? Yeah, you do the bubble beard. Yeah, that, but it doesn't make it a better bath. It's like a sensory thing.

I like the yeah play with the bubbles I think there's I have an aversion to seeing my naked body Floating penis yeah floating penis. That's really the big one you look at your floating penis. Yeah, I love my this has to push his back underwater Just Bob the head of my Shark fin like a boy your boy in the boy I said blocker. Why is there a lighthouse? You don't use high quality bubbles ladies you get a yeast infection. Oh, I wouldn't know but I've heard Oh, I wouldn't know but I've heard

Yeast infection are there high quality bubbles. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's fancy ones. Oh Maybe I just haven't used those I've always used like mr. Bubble. I like mr. Bubble a good mascot I mean the fancy ones are just soap They're all just soap right? Yeah, they just put in a fancy bottle. Yeah What would happen if somewhere like Turkey or even more remote offered surgeries that would grow your dick? No. It would be the most visited place on earth. But would I mean, like, I don't think I don't know if I would do it. I would like someone go about because he can't hide that. Okay, question for you

Would that be kind of gay because then you would be jerking off not your own dick Oh, you think you'd be getting cadaver dick. I don't know fake. Yeah, oh I would have I would have assumed they're pulling there's there's hard stretching it elsewhere Oh, I like they take off your like it's a like it's a Tommy John surgery. They pull it from your elbow Yeah, it'd be funny if it was just like it in your dick. You were watching make like taffy. They just stretch You just plop your dick on the table you get a rolling pin out with fillers What kind of fillers that's a needle in your dick on the table and get a rolling pin out. With fillers. What kind of fillers? That's a needle in your dick, I assume.

No. Yeah, is it just... Is your dick just heavier? Yeah, dermal fillers in the shaft of the penis to increase its girth. I don't want more girth. That's fucked. Like, there is, like, you can do surgery to make yourself taller, but it's like... Right.

Millionaire manlets who are like, they become paralyzed. It's actually kind of perfect, like you shouldn't be able to change it. You know what I mean? Like that's the one thing you shouldn't be able to change. Like you could have billions of dollars, but if you have a tiny dick, you have a tiny dick. You have a tiny dick. That's your identity.

You shouldn't be able to work your way out of that. If you had a tiny dick. No, not if. Not if. All right, hold on, Kate, let me get into character. Okay, I'm ready. Wait. Hold on, if all right hold on Kate let me get the character, okay? I'm ready wait You're the Daniel Day-Lewis pretended I have a tiny your method acting off-screen Okay, they're giving you a hard time, but this is important

All his clues on tiny dick syndrome from us yeah It's how Austin Butler kept the Elvis voice I kept. I'm still acting like I have a tiny dick. Okay, so yeah, if we had tiny dick. If you had a tiny dick and you got offered, and say there was like a magic penis surgery that would give you like a. Hammer. Hammer.

Hammer, yeah. But there was a one in 1,000th chance that it would shrivel off and just be gone. Would you take that free surgery? One and one thousand? Yeah. That's shrivel off and be gone. How you peeing?

There's the whole... Just have the whole left. Can I know the other 999 that are doing it? What do you mean? Like there's certain people that have like terrible luck that I'd be like if they're also getting it I should be okay. Yes, you can know the other so I'm taking any one in one thousand risk But I don't think I would opt for the hammer cock. Okay, I think that would be you go for tasteful I like I would want if I'm pants to people won't yeah like Japanese schoolgirl laugh

Okay, I'd like like bashfully put their hand over the like four to five inches that's no total not add it on yeah you want to yeah you want to enhance it to four inch yeah right yeah that'd be awesome though like if you got the the height surgery you just went up like a half an inch what's the most major how you give up for? any size dick you want I Don't really I mean I don't yeah, right for it. I don't even out. Yeah, I don't I made it

still get laid sometimes Yeah, I don't know what I Sometimes Yeah, I don't know what I Don't want like I'm never gonna get tits But like I do wonder just like what is it like to have to like walk around why don't you that'd be cool as hell? Just do it now that that oh, let's let's vote okay. Yeah now that astronaut Kate has yeah I think I might be cool not cool, but just like sexy as fuck

be cool not cool but just sexy as fuck yeah I've never said cool yeah okay look at those radical perfect fit it far out you know how you we get penis enlargement get some fake titties It's trickled Everything's better look at those cool ass titties I Do just wonder what it's like though do it never do yeah, okay do it But then the curtain wouldn't match the face You know what I mean, I don't have a face for tits Makes sense. You're not a candidate. Yeah, that's something you thought about like do a lot of girls think about that

Like getting fake tits, I think obviously in surgery that's like is safe and everyone can do Yeah, I think after you have kids cuz they draw this there's some changes How was the how was the technology change in fake tits? There's still there's still some bad ones Yeah, really they're still doing silicon disasters are there still disasters none that I know personally, but I've seen them on TV Should we do a Kate titch titch drive? them on TV. Should we do a Kate titch titch drive? Like a telephone? My Venmo is now open. No, we should just do a telephone. We could raise the money in like 20 minutes. Yeah I know do a telephone episode. Yeah actually that's true it would literally take two seconds. It might be done now. If I didn't have kids maybe I would but then I'd feel bad looking

at them with like their used sneakers. Nope nobody wants to be the kid with a fake tit mom. No but what if we raised the money for you? Jerry's a fake tit mom guy, right? Yeah. Wait, what are you eating? What are you eating? What are you eating? Brandon, the whole point is Donnie's getting some little

bit of a... Kate, I think we should do a... Fake tit drive. Yeah, fake tit drive. I guess this is making a big episode. We have to spend the total amount. So that, like, however much we get is how big? Yeah

Dabilitating or what if we only get enough money for one? It's either too small or one big we're gonna go we're gonna go one big mega boob I Just want to know I think we got to do it. Were you ever a stuffer? Yes Think we got to do it. Were you ever a stuffer? Yes? Yeah, and that'll be girls from doing that I would put one long sock like this I haven't put it because I didn't want to be too obvious So I would put one long sock across my bra with some my tits were like shaped like an L It was gonna make it one centimeter Bigger shut out more. It didn't it didn't make much of a difference, but to me like to me it

boost yeah Well What's he got just joining a live stream? I think so what is some brand is just on yeah another show There's nothing like that for like or would you ever want to see like if I could if I could do like a week with Like just a rock hard body like or no guys don't there's nothing comparable to boobs. I feel like abs yeah wait the male tit the hair is the male tit yeah yeah yeah I guess so that's if you can look good bald and there's hot flat-chested ladies no absolutely they're out there Cameron Diaz I'm not saying she's flat-chested, but she's a hottie.

They're kind of... I'm not saying she's flat-chested, but I mentioned flat-chested ladies and then her. Who are some of the flattest women in Hollywood right now? Kalista Flockhart. She's a hot ticket item right now. Who's top flat? Have they put out their flattest list? Hollywood's flattest 2024.

Flattest woman alive. People magazine. Congrats, you made it. Hollywood's flattest. This year's flattest woman alive. The list of flattest. Hilary swank has a dynasty people like debating it's bullshit And I'm gonna Kate Hudson

Wait, oh, yeah, you're right You would think but she doesn't feel like Mila Kunis is pretty flat is she small no me the kudos Flat flat Sarah Marshall She was in a bikini right yeah, I don't remember them. We're doing okay as flats Those are the best hot wings no yeah, but flats these days get just giant asses See I don't know how to look out for that. What do you mean? for that what do you mean what does that mean I mean you guys it's kind of you can tell if like tits are fake oh you're saying fake asses yeah no I guess is like growing in popularity also I can't I can't tell I'm the worst at guessing

fake tits I just assume everyone has yeah I, I don't know either. Yeah. I see big ones. I'm just like, damn. You're dead. Way to go. I feel like the 90s boobs are making a comeback. What were the 90s boobs? The globes, the real two separate circles. I feel like that's making a. Brianna Banks.

Probably don't know her. You do. Well, you just dropped that reference like it was nothing to it. Yeah, that was quick. I don't know Brianna. You think. You do. Well, you just dropped that reference like it was nothing to it. Yeah, that was quick. I mean, that's, you think 90s tits that are globes? I don't know. Brianna Banks.

She's a poor star from the 90s. Probably dead. Oh, I had a three birthday question for you guys. Oh, let's just go. Here, do an ad before you do it. Brandon, do, uh, do aura frames. Ora frames. Ora frames. I know I can do aura. What is it? Y'all need, it, do... Oh, hell yeah. Do aura frames. Here comes Donnie. Aura frames. Aura frames.

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Who know like who's the smartest of the who knows the most? Who knows, like who's the smartest of the three? Who knows the most? Say the names again. Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah, I mean Jamie Lee, right? She's the oldest, but. I wanna say- Hailey Bieber? Scarlett Johansson's business?

ScarJo is also, isn't she British? No. Who am I thinking of? Wait, can I see? Help me, help me, help me. Scarlett Johansson? You're thinking of Susan Boyle. No.

You're thinking of Susan Boyle. You're thinking of Susan Boyle. You're thinking of... Oh yeah, okay. Who am I thinking of? She was Black Swan, wasn't she? Who am I thinking of? There's so many British. No, you're thinking of...

Gwyneth Paltrow? No. John Oliver? Natalie Portman was Black Swan, wasn't she? You're thinking of John Oliver? You're thinking of Flats? You're thinking of... John Cleese?

Who's Flats? John Cleese is British. Gwyneth Paltrow Hanson. If that's... Is it... You're thinking of Queen? Oh, this is bad. I don't know who I'm thinking of. Oh, Princess Diana. Is Gwyneth Paltrow British? No, no. If that's here is it this is bad

Princess Diana is great pouch or British one of the meanest things that's ever happened to me well You're just taking the shrimp not eating it putting it on the floor Testing when in pouch has a flat too. Who's how do all these women get famous? I scar Joe knows the most she feels very What do you yeah, what are you like we're talking I'm talking about like so it's yeah That's what I was a little man. I'll illuminati might not might be scar. Joe might be his wife Yeah, she was a bald. She was a Baldwin. Yeah a Baldwin Bieber. No a lot. Yeah a Baldwin It's true. That's all been Bieber scar Joe's a Marvel universe she's not British?

No. Does she play British? You are, you probably are thinking of a Swedish event. John Oliver. Are you thinking of Gwyneth Paltrow, who's also not British? Yeah, no, that's who I also thought. She was married to a British man.

I think Hailey Bieber, it's not just the Baldwin. She has like a ton of crazy family connections. I know who I was thinking of. The chick who was married to a Jonas brother Yeah, so Sophie Turner that's who songs to start. Yeah, not a she's British right? She's British. Okay, I'll be good Yeah, I'm sure thing of Priyanka Chopra Who's that she's married to a Jonas brother as well. Oh, she's the one from Top Chef Priyanka Chopra?

No, you're thinking of Padma Lakshmi. No, that's Tom Cliquet, yo. He's the Top Chef guy. No, you're thinking of Guy Fieri. That's right. That's right. Why doesn't Guy Fieri do Top Chef? That would be awesome.

Priyanka Chopra. How much you think Guy Fieri oh buddy I mean is he a bill no he's half a half a bill no those hundreds of millions oh really no that's wrong how's his restaurant chain doing because he might have lost a lot of money in that Wow, I was way off. I was right bill damn. I just assumed with like all of his shows and his a Billion is so much money. Yeah, I think it's because he presents. Maybe is like he wears his wealth Yeah, and he'll like sit courtside a lot From Columbus mark. He is yeah

You think but look They know they named Columbus flavor town over kovac Really, which is really funny you might be 100 minute. Yeah, wait, so he's got more than a hundred That's what his deal is. Yeah, but he doesn't even have that yet, does he? When was this? Oh. You ever see the AI renderings of what he would look like if he didn't have all the razzle dazzle? No.

It's pretty depressing. Depressing? Handsome man. I'm not saying he's ugly. I'm just saying. Well, he needs a razzle dazzle. He would be ugly, and he isn't. He's like a suburban dad.

Is that him? Yes. He looks like he're like a little mafia guy. And you're not willing to say he would be ugly? Not my cup of tea, but yeah. Is the guy on the left your cup of tea? A little bit. He's interesting at least. Why can we not figure out what his hair color would be? Those were two, both those AI images were wildly different hair color. That's how good he is. Guy rocks.

I love it. That's one of my comfort watches. I used to chase those restaurants. I would Google the list and I would go, if I went to a New State I would go to Guy restaurants. I don't do it as much anymore but I've done it. You mean for the diners drivers drive? Yeah. Yeah, that's, I mean those were all awesome places.

Went to one up in Wadsworth that he went to. I went to one in New Mexico I was it was great. What's one in Nashville like in 2007 when the show first started it was amazing What happened to the man versus food guy because he quit cuz he was like gonna die doing it Yeah, he came on a few years ago Wasn't there some kind of scandal like a bad thing No He's a talker. Wasn't there some kind of scandal, like a bad thing? Him? No. Do you try to eat nuts that were still attached to an animal?

I don't. He came on PMT. He could talk. He could talk. He was doing a history of food show, which was kind of cool. There were some weird. Yeah. All right, satisfied? Got my answer. I wish I remembered one of the history of food things

He told us because they were all like they were the kind of facts that you learn and you're just like wow That's crazy, and then you forget right away. Yeah, I need some food facts. Yeah get it get the Adam Richmond food facts He just he unloaded like Big how when do you think the first time a PB& J has ever been recorded in history? Pre or post floor? I'm going to say post floor, but not by a lot. 19. That'd be by a lot. No, it's not by a lot. 19. No, it's not by a lot. 19...

1922. That's like a strictly American food, right? I think so. Depression, doesn't it feel like a depression thing? Depression thing, yeah. You look it up. Didn't we talk about on here, the chocolate chip cookies like only 19 years old or something?

Yeah. And that just blew all of our minds. Yeah. What is the name of that cookie that the Costco guys eat? You got shrimp. You got shrimp. Oh, dog, dog, dog. Oh.

Shrimp throw. Well, did you see Big Justice, AJ, no, Big Justice, god, it's confusing, was being interviewed. And he said it was disrespectful if you're a fan of the Costco verse does just say double chunk chocolate cookie You have to do the voice. Yeah. Oh really? Oh, so I'm I like a little disrespect. Yeah, everyone thinks I'm mocking him and I'm not I'm actually that's the last Spot of this is we got to start gatekeeping. Yeah

Costco videos When were you a fan? When did you become a man and when did they start using green screens instead of going to Costco's? Yeah. We had to figure that out. Did you find a fun food fact? No, they all suck. Julia Childs loved serving goldfish crackers as an appetizer. What? Banana flavoring. 1901 for the first PB&J. Wow. The recipe. That's the name of the sandwich. I'm gonna find one for us Are we the only country where we're the only ones growing peanuts? We're the only peanut people. I don't know tie that yeah, a lot of Thai food. Yeah

All right, but we're the only ones peanut butter and putting it in desserts and stuff. I wouldn't know I'm ignorant when it comes to food Wouldn't know I'm ignorant when it comes to food I found a oh your guys mine a ten pound Shepherd's pie challenge in Milwaukee Oh one of my food youtubers that I saw he went and did it and it looked Big ten pounds ten pounds Shepherd pie challenge if you eat it in 30 minutes you get it for free big food challenge Did he do it? They're so disgusting. Yeah, I would never do anything like it. He did it. I think I think you eat it in 30 minutes you get it for free big food challenges are disgusting. They're so disgusting. Yeah I would never do anything like it he did it I think I think you did it I don't know I might have felt it. But they're like hard like you had a really mentally dig in. Worst meal I've ever had was a giant

hamburger with Kyle and White Sox Dave and Donny. Not a fan of that novelty. I can't eat that much which is shocking. I think boys aren't really eaters. They're not bulk eaters. No. I eat frequently, but not in big, I can't eat. No. You're having to slop around the clock, but it's not. Yeah. Thank you.

I think I could do an ice cream one. Really? I do too. I could eat. I've eaten disgusting amounts by myself. Is that the shepherdard's pie? That's the ten ten pound Shepard's pie challenge. Yeah, this guy's a good This guy's good. I don't know how big he is. I've got five million subscribers. Nevermind he's big That looks good though. Yeah No, he doesn't have to eat the bread too does he? I don't know. It's a lot

One hour. One hour to eat the bread too, does he? I don't know, it's a lot. One hour. One hour to eat 10 pounds? This is gonna be an odd one. He's only four minutes in? Yeah, but he's eaten a good chunk of it. He just hasn't shown the other side. So big. Thank you.

But would you do a 10 pound shipper's pie? Hell not I there it is wow good job we got no food facts none Surely we got a fine one. There's not one single food fact look he he knocked it out Holy shit That's really impressive. He had to eat the bread. He's a kill me 20 minutes I think you gotta do it before your stomach realizes how full you are And the prize was he just got it free yeah, wait, what's the prize? Yeah, if you in an hour you get it for free It only cost $45. I think I was just playing there. I think that seems like not expensive for 10 pounds of food of made food

Damn it I need a fucking food for What eating challenges look at weed as Yeah, I think accounts The only one I know that off the top of my head is the Haagen-Dazs, which I've said before. Those are just people from New Jersey. Yeah, to make it seem exotic. What about, like, some lasagna or something?

Yeah, like, Chef Boyardier, like canned. I know cans. What about lasagna? Oh. What are you thinking about lasagna? I don't know. I'm just throwing some ideas out there. Mac and cheese was really fancy in the 1800s. Oh, that's cool. What about when it sliced bread start? That seems like almost hand in hand with floors.

So like mid 1900s? Yeah, like 1851. Oh, we've been slicing bread since Roman times, right? Oh! OK. That's crazy. Nobody thought to cut their bread before 1928. No, they cut it, but it wasn't sold sliced. Oh, I thought sandwiches were just too low.

I know that the woman who created the little table that you put on your pizza is like a billionaire, I think. Smart. Wow. I think smart Wow I wonder if there's like if I went back 10,000 years to some ancient city if they had a food that would like blow me Away The ads probably all boiled and I'm kind of getting interested in pirates Okay, full blown into it yet, but I think that's it. You got to take the leap dude. Yeah Walk the plank

They were eating 3,000 calories a day wow wait is that a lot a lot of garbage. Yeah, but how are they? Transporting their so what that's a lot. I feel like that's not Where they just fish any calories you supposed to eat today. It's 3,000, right? That's a lot I I thought they were like star I thought they were like mountain urchin Yeah, I thought they were just sucking on lemons. Yeah, they were dying of scurvy Yeah, but I was the lemon James Cook was a pioneer in scurvy prevention. He was fed a semen sauerkraut That's a cool fact. Yeah, are you gonna get all the way into pirates? Maybe I want you to Seamen sauerkraut would be the worst

Semen sauerkraut what is that? Oh, that's the or like a garbage pail kid name Semen sauerkraut looks like even get you got a fun food fact looks like my my Christmas present Not necessarily food, but two people die every year do the vending machines Fall on them when they get stuck. Yeah, it's kind of depressing It's not a fun fact. Yeah fun. I think about is that I got a toy out of the claw machine first try for my kids The other day. Oh, that's it. It was Awesome. Yeah, and then I went like over 15 after that. Have you seen arcade hackers? No, like arcade pros. They do that shit? Yeah. Really? They know

how to do the claw machine? It's all an algorithm. What? That's spinning wheel for tickets. I want to see that. You know which thing gets me every single time? That thing that goes back and forth and all the coins are on it. I love those. Looks like they're about to spill over. I don't like that. It's not satisfying. That's the national sport of Japan. It tricks me every time. I'm like, I'm'm gonna be the one to get it to come over We should do a fun an interesting day where we have to bring in something like that and present it. Yeah, no no No other rules other than interesting What?

Hello, that's us. That is us Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event. Dick and balls. Mincy, it's your conscience. Fellas, get your dollar bills ready, we got Kate on the main stage

coming up. Pfft Pfft dollar bills ready we got Kate on the main stage coming up oh that reeks is there anybody upstairs why is this happening and why is nobody doing anything to nobody's here this week everybody's gone to get hair why aren't all everybody's gone to get hair wait turn right oh they? Everybody's gone to get hair. They're laughing their ass off. Wait turn around. What? Oh it's done. I didn't know we had that kind of power. Yeah nobody. Nobody's here. What the fuck? Yeah well I mean we set what six guys to get hair? Eight guys? guys. Oh, he's sitting so gay. Always. Just relax.

Always a big guy. That's a little recliner. Yeah, that was, you know, why that recliner was bought? I requested when we first did our studios, I said, what do you want? I said, you know what? I think I'd like a recliner for our studio just to be a nice little one-off camera shot and that's what they sent it is a tiny tiny tiny tiny little recliner smallest recliner ever made and spider-sized but spiders not getting the benefits of it on the

flip side of birthdays Kyle you know who died today mm-hmm that is the flip side of birthday today today today today today today no Eminem's mom oh Rest in peace to Eminem's mom. I'm glad they made peace before and that he was rapping about one Oh, yeah, leaning out my closet most of his songs were just diss songs to his mother. Yeah, what was her name? Kim Debbie oh Kim was just tossing out everyone's got settled all my lawsuits fuck you Debbie mm-hmm Yeah, then he eventually never played that song again in concert Are you a big on an M&M guy? I am

Kind of hmm. He's a grandpa now, or he's gonna trade It's a passage of time indeed, I think Danny misunderstood the food facts yeah food facts I think Danny misunderstood the food facts. Yeah food facts Him what luck mom died hey mark is latrell right so really good all right you want an M&M You want to know he's like the best shooter. Why yeah happen. He's out for the yellow M&M and the commercials Oh, yeah, his voice is deeper because he has nuts in him. That's the guy that cussed me last year No, he's like he's their best shooter cuss me he cussed ya Rico busker. Yeah, I was sitting first first oh Rico I'm so far row and when they finally and when they won the game he ran up to me and said well He didn't cuss me. He called me a slur

Called you a cracker. Yeah, he said get the fuck out of here cracker. What are the opposite? Say cracker? Yeah, he said, get the fuck out of here. Cracker? What? Or the opposite? You didn't say cracker. Did he call you? No, I don't think he said that. He didn't say cracker. Oh. Oh. Wait, wait, what did he call you? Because that plays.

Oh, yeah. What letter does it start with? Yeah, what kind of word is it? Can I get Ben Metz to come down here? Oh, that's awesome. It was awesome. Yeah. It was great.

That means you can use it He gave it to you What's a Tommy smokes was given out passes the right for the key? Okay? He's that's Rico busco I swear Achilles injuries are on the rise. Yeah, everybody's got to keep those Achilles vaccine It's the facts Put your Achilles on bubble wrap. Mm- wrap, because it is in danger right now. No bueno. That's bad. Gonna have to bust all the way to San Antonio. Yeah, it's brutal.

It's brutal for Rico. Bama's not looking good right now. That was last year when he did the bust the bus into the brackets So bus goes right there Clown Tony O'Brown Tony O'Brown Right fucking there do we have to do we have NBA Cup tonight? Yeah, we do we do Steven and we'll make some picks sure thing How's the data doing

NBA lost to an Arab 114 before that I think we're a for our last eight for a last 12 oh so we're cherry picking timeframes now we're at that point Harry man for over last six lost last to one the four before that. Not bad. We were back. Wait. Who's gonna read the ad? What's your total? What's your total? 15, 21, down like six, I think? Okay, you're fine.

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Limited time offer. See terms at pick six draft kings comm slash Promos, and then we got everyone pick a top point score. I laid them all out on the sheet Just a good first pick I got yokich. That's a really good pick I'll take yokich Fuck it. I'll get crazy and ride the James Harden train fuck. I'm getting crazy. I got a yolk itch France Can you run Kyrie Irving jaw

You just make a face at Kate she thinks she's yeah bad pick That was a bad pick. I knew the name that means what Danny. I'll do Kevin Durant I'll do Grady dick nice And Steven it's a go a Greek freak Yannis He's out right yeah, he's out, but Yeah, he's out, but He's not officially out No Oh no

He's probably going to be out My sources are saying he's got a little Danny Conrad cough I'm pretty sure he's in I'm pretty sure he's in I'm looking right now He's out It sounds like he's out Yup, Janus out

Sorry Steven Better luck next time It says... Sound like he's out. It's out. Sound like he's out. Yep, Janus out. Sorry, Steven. Better luck next time. No, the point is, it's still a Red Bull prop. I'm taking Janus. Suit yourself. All right, well. Who knows, maybe all our guys will score zero and we'll all tie, you know?

Okay. Oh yeah, by the way, we're gonna do Yankee swap in a couple weeks in the office. Oh god, are we yeah? Oh, you know in the in the office. Well, we're gonna do a Yankee swap on our own. Okay Christmas Oh, when are we filming our Christmas special? You got to figure that out We figure out how much each of us are spending on our gifts. Yeah Yeah, we should go ahead and do that. Yeah, it's fun. That is fun. We should do that now soon Right now right now figure out right now. What is the max we should do that now. We should do it soon. We should do it right now. We should figure out right now.

What is the max we spend? A thousand. A thousand. Two thousand. Two thousand? A thousand. A thousand. A thousand. I don't have money like that either. I don't know why I said two thousand. How many of us are there? Three in the booth, ten? So a thousand and going down deal yeah a thousand down to 100 or one dollar zero free I think we'd last time oh yeah I might not be I might not be around for that I gotta do my visa work permit okay when are you when are you leaving I'm out on Monday so I'll see you guys when you're definitely not around for that yeah so I had my appointments on Monday and they let me know when I get my passport back so I don't know when I see you guys when you're definitely not around for that yeah So I have my appointments on Monday, and they let me know when I get my passport back So I don't know when I see you guys, but yeah, hopefully next week or two. I mean I'm not gonna die

Yeah, but good luck. Yes, I don't like a sense of finality the way you're talking saw Yeah, I don't know I don't try my size We should also add stolen to the wheel something you have to shoplift. Yeah, you have to shoplift. You have to shoplift. I like that. Nobody here is going to steal. Or from someone's yard. From a yard, yeah.

Or just steal it. Yeah. From somewhere. Yeah. Alright, so a thousand all the way down to stolen. And Doug will be in Za's spot. Okay. A thousand.

Should we just bump down to 500 or 500 750 Five five yeah, and then you go or three two one Should there be like some wild card categories that aren't monetary based yeah homemade alive or oh yeah Bigger than a fridge yeah alive alive and then do alive non change some of the like 750 I think should be out. I think a thousand should live on its own as the high dollar okay, I agree and then Up we do dead

Well that could be food or like a taxidermy piece Or like a dead man's autograph we don't have to do a live cuz that's just gonna mean an animal which Could be a tree could be a plant or human Could be let's think of adjectives like sticky. Oh sticky Thousand dollars something wet What about like experience and you have to do it? Okay experience you have to do I like So wait, we have two separate wheels so you get price, and then your adjective. Oh, I like this That is kind of on a thousand dollars sticky I

Think we have to film this like next week. Yeah, if we look at the schedule we got to figure out Uh I'm only here Wednesday next what yeah, what the fuck rat race and then I have to go to Austin with Fidel Berg and Yeah, so I'm out Monday and Tuesday Wednesday next week seems like it might have to be Wednesday. I have to do rat race So you're out Thursday Friday Friday, Monday, and Tuesday. They have to go right from the wedding to Rat Race. Can I shout out Moog can't sleep, because he's kind of getting on it. He's crushing it. He's crushing it, it's amazing.

Yeah, he works really hard on it. Love that guy. Wait, so. I like him. Pfft. Hehehe. When are you going to Austin? Thursday.

Thursday morning? Yeah. Okay, let's, let's give Fidelberg here for it, for the Wednesday. Let's see if he can come here Wednesday. Oh, that'd be amazing. We'll do it Wednesday night. So should we add Fidelberg to the wheel? What, do you have Fidelberg?

Oh yeah, I think he'd be great for this. Alright, I'm gonna call him. final bar yeah he'd be great for this and Kate do you want to we should do make some cocktails some themed cocktails yeah I kind of remember that theme cocktail day that was fun day it's kind of fun and so I was thinking we each have to bring a themed cocktail hey can you you're going to Austin next week with Nick and KB on Thursday me and M Mook, yeah. No, Mook and Nick? Oh, it's the show is Friday. Oh yeah, I'm going early. I thought the show was Friday.

I bought my ticket for Thursday. Okay, he fucked this up. Never mind. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. He's still calm. He's still calm. Do you want to come to do our Christmas special on Wednesday? Dude, yes I do, but I'm actually going, I'm doing a video.

I don't want to be told. I didn't want to be told. No, I don't, but I'm actually going, I'm doing a video. I don't wanna be told. I didn't wanna be told no. I don't, that was gonna hurt my feelings. Wait a minute, it doesn't have to be filmed next week. Can we do Monday in two weeks? He called me back. No, I hung up on you, I didn't wanna be told no.

Oh, oh. I'm gonna have to do a different room. No, no, no. I knew where the answer was going, and I didn't want that. I didn't want the answer, so I just opted out. I would do it. I will not be in America. Okay, all right. That's a fair answer. All right, okay. I'll talk to you later. Bye.

Can we do the 16th, Monday? Hmm. I'm sorry, guys. No, that's fine. It's fine, I guess. I'm sorry guys. Oh, that's fine. It's fine, I guess. I'm going to text Ronan and see if he could come. We got a run back Taliban jackass too.

Oh yeah, you want to do that? Yeah. So you can have those PFT. Wait, what's Taliban jackass? That was the mostly Sports Christmas special. We were pitching Taliban Jackass, Johnny Kabul. I think we're just gonna, for our special this year, we're just gonna record an episode of Taliban Jackass. Oh! Great idea, Priya.

Great idea. You guys need an astronaut helmet? Alright, let's figure out, we'll just do, we'll do special guest and we'll figure out who that is. Cool. Okay. But we're the gift guys. No, the special guests will get a gift as well. Yeah.

Cause we'll figure out who the special guest is probably today. And we don't have to have, whoever's in Zaz's seat doesn't have to do a gift. Yeah. Okay. All right, so there's 10 spots. So we need money, adjective. Yeah.

Bigger than a fridge, I liked. We need 10 adjectives then. Experience, I love. Or just a category of thing, like something. Wait, let's figure out money first. That's the easiest thing. So 1,500. Three.

Wait, what is that? TJ, where? Oh, wait, is that ten people? Yeah. I guess if we... It's hard to count when it's moving. Okay. So, 1,500, 400, 300, 200, 100, 50. 20.

I think there should be... Maybe go like... Maybe a couple like 250. Yeah Yeah, no 250 and then throw to yeah homemade and then maybe throw an extra hundred in there. Yeah Okay, I Like this That's a good wheel And now I had to cut 10. Yep. All right, perfect 050 hundred two. Yeah

Oh, this is gonna be great Something that you can wear. Sticky bigger than a fridge. Alive, dead. No I don't think we should do alive I think he's right. I think alive is good. You don't like alive? Do you want a pet? No I don't want a pet. It's a pet. I took birds home. Don't do dead, don't do dead and alive. How about, so experience is that? Yeah, experience period something that's a one of one maybe Annoying something that makes yeah, no. Oh, I like that Well Kathy Mitchell, oh What about what? Oh Kathy cost a lot more than a thousand bucks. Yeah. Oh, I just know why one of her

One of yeah, but yeah, oh, I just know why one of her oh one of ya alright something I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that lgbtq. Yeah Okay Cool as fuck cool as far as flash mind-blowing yes, yeah, yeah cool as fuck. I like that love that flat flat All right Dangerous racist Possibly offensive possibly a possible offensive dangerous. I like yeah dangerous slash sharp

Yeah, dangerous good. How many is that that's more than 12 that's fine yeah so I like having more than we need okay I don't know about dangerous and sharp no I love dangerous and sharp okay well take Kathy Mitchell off we have a take Kathy Mitchell off cuz that might be tough to find yeah what about like a talking point like you have to put this in your home it's like a talking point? Like you have to put this in your home. It's like a conversation piece. A conversation piece. All right, maybe take Sticky off?

If there's 12, then the wheel will tell us which one's done. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. All right, we're good to go. Beautiful. So there's three spins here? Yeah. Person, price, thing.

This is exciting. Person, price, thing. Do you want price to be second or third? Last. Person. Price should be third, right? Person, thing, price. We also should do a guest wheel where it's like nine special guests or mystery guests

and one is moral magic Yeah All right, so When are we deciding who you're buying this for oh Is there just we're gonna spin a wheel to see who's buying this is the swan so wait we need a second name I don't think we do Yeah on the show it'll be yeah given up got it yeah, and we'll fuck that up Yeah, the rules will be pretty straightforward kind of crazy. I don't break the rule I believe last year's Christmas special was the genesis of no pie deal. Oh, that's my bad

God, I saw and we've never been the same since I Know by do the Alanis Morissette tickets with no intention of ever going what did I I can't remember what I don't remember that at all Remember there was like a stove Solo still so Legos you got me a bunch of like Amazon stuff a project I got Moc a projector Was it last year that I just emptied my whole yes desk Yeah, I got free and I just my whole death Kyle did you convince us you made homemade cologne yes The shoes off your feet. I think you there was also the boxing dummy Kyle

Yeah, still here somewhere. Yeah, I Boxing dummy Kyle. Yeah. Still here somewhere? Yeah. Yes. Yes. I think also we're like 90% to having a sponsor for this. Oh, great.

That is a place that has cool items that we could buy. So. Awesome. Well, if we have that sponsor, TJ, we can also do, we get two gifts so that it's like we can get one awesome one. Is it Rolex? It's BMW. Oh, sweet.

BMW? Yeah. Good shit. We're all getting cars. That's exciting. Except one of us. Except one. All right, let's do it.

Let's spin it. I'm pumped. Oh, I was not mentally prepared for this today. Yeah, this is first up. It's stressful. Oh, and not mentally prepared for this today. Yeah, this is first up. It's stressful. Oh, and not mentally prepared. Oh, damn, the wheels. Show me 1,000.

The wheel's good, it knows. No, this is, you want to be early because You're right, there's a lot less chances to get. I mean, there's no rhyme or reason to what you want to be. No, if you're late and there's 1,500 on there. Anything could happen here, though. I don't know thousand and five hundred sense. They're automatically Price into my head okay, or descriptor descriptor description so Kate has to buy Bigger than I kind of want bigger than fridge. I feel like I would have fun with that

That's free If it's free it's just coming from the beeves closet that all is gonna be interesting You gotta like take a knife. Oh, we don't have stolen. Oh, we didn't know but zero dollars kind of implies that yeah, right You should yeah, you're you're dangerous homemade, Kate will punch us in the face. Oh, God, please. Don't be a thousand. No, you're good. Oh, that's a great, sharp item for $100. I love it.

Perfect. I want it. I want it bad. Nope. OK. Write this down so I want it bad. Nope. Okay. No guests. Our esteemed guest. Oh, this is gonna be hard to get a guest if it's a thang. Yeah, how are we gonna stick them? Oh, yeah. I didn't think that. No, they'll agree and then we'll spring it. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. No, they'll agree and then we'll spring. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right Experience a thousand homemade experience you invite them over

Level of guests we're able to attain. Oh, God. Oh. $50 homemade. Yeah. $50 experience. Experience. Experience. Experience, yeah. OK, that's easy.

It's a little mis-explanatory. Yeah. Wow. OK. OK. White chocolate isn't chocolate? What? That's a fact.

It's not mind-blowing, though. I guess if you think about it, chocolate's chocolate. White chocolate isn't chocolate? What? That's a fact. It's not mind-blowing though. I guess if you think about it, chocolate's chocolate. Alright. There you go, Brandon. Brandon, what do you want? I wanted experience, but I'll take anything. Possibly offensive maybe?

Conversation? Oh, this is just coming from my house. Well, no. You've got to purchase this. Unless it's zero. I'm going to give you Tommy. You'll be good at this because you're like a... Oh, oh!

400. Oh, 100. A thousand is looking big. 400 for... $400 common, oh, this is going to be... That's great. You have everything. 100 a thousand is looking big $100 common. Oh, this is gonna be that's great. Yeah, you have everything that's what I do on the weekends anyway, so this shit Yeah, you have the world is your oyster KB bar okay He's got to be bigger what's the funniest combo Homemade bigger than a fridge

Thousand dollar annoying oh yeah, I should get someone a drum set LGBTQ Oh LGBT Q $500 Go to like a gay store commons prices high to low That's pretty funny Che What which active is Che gonna fuck up the most? Um, possibly offensive if he would not

get something offensive. Bigger than a fridge would be tough. Why? Handling-wise. The size of it. Oh. Ooh. Sticky Che. Sticky Che. Oh oh please not homemade

you too that's a lot for stick that's a lot of a lot of what's the most expensive sticky thing? Waxing yeah Kentucky Derby horse semen yeah, yeah, yeah Thoroughbred thoroughbred semen yeah, that's the top sticky item. I think on the market right now till it comes come come oh we gotta get that thousand dollars off of it's always me big cat and Titus at the end One of one. Okay. Okay. This would be great if it was homemade. Yeah.

By design. Oh, perfect. Perfect. That is the perfect, also the perfect person. Perfect person, yeah. I'm excited. That would have just procrastinated me the worst perfect person. Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, I would have just crossing the worst thing possible All right

It's a good combo it's great combo TJ Be awful TJ got a thousand. Oh, I'd be so for him just brutal No, not a dollar possibly Oh Boy I Hope I don't get a thousand the two extremes And sick boy got a thousand I knew Danny spending a grand. Oh boy Danny pick up a night shift at Denny's Flat is still out there. That's a big one. Oh cool as fuck

Show me thousand oh no Danny How much of those big electric orbs at the science museum I don't know I'll be a dream come true What's zero dollars cool terrible combo cool as fuck that can't be anything almost harder he's got to steal it Yes, you have to steal something very nice all right What's the other dollar amount other than a thousand three hundred? We gotta get bigger than a fridge Okay Titus Flat wearable bigger than a fridge, what's the last one and annoying yeah haha and I like flat as fuck yeah it's gonna be really flat like slide under a

door look at an iPhone isn't flat no flatter than that a big pog Go a thousand dollar bill would do Tape they do they do but they're not spendable right really what TV always told me huh Tape ten hundred dollar bills and end Some sort of document a bunch of acid tab. Yeah Annoying and the $100 annoying $300 bigger than a fridge $300 annoying $300 bigger than a fridge

No Vuvuzela yeah like a real nice one out of Matt Okay, wait, what did you get Titus $300 annoying um che what's your rate for your stand-up? Great question, I gotta press myself out. Will that be the flat one full? LGBTQ Folks should we spin the name wheel one more time and that person loses their category and gets bigger than a fridge. Yeah It is I wanted to see bigger yeah, we gotta have got a half bigger than all right Whoever lands on loses their category. I wanted to see bigger. Yeah. We got to have bigger. We got to have bigger than a fridge. All right, whoever lands on loses or categories. I would love to lose flat.

I got a conversation piece. Sharp. Bigger than the fridge is the best one. Somebody has to have it. I just don't know what I could for a hundred dollars bigger than a fridge would be tough Try zero yeah, you can steal a fridge whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I hear the wheel no No, you got it. We got to see it zero getting cool as fuck is we got to see it. That's that's bad Take guests off take guests off. It's gonna be hard to get a guest to get something bigger than a fridge

It'll be hard for any of us Loose with the wheel Oh Brandon you go Brandon Lost conversation piece. I feel like this how much how much you got? $100 100 or 400 right than a fridge you could bring your Okay, all right bring fuck I don't want to lose conversation, okay bigger than a fridge for $400

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The crown. This is going to be fun. I'm excited. I'm going to get delivered. You might have to get in pieces and construct it here. Yeah, that is funny. The guy that lives the furthest away got the bigger than the fridge. You need Genino's truck.

Oh, Nick had a fun theme idea. What about July and Christmas? Yeah, everybody does it the other way. Oh, it's a little beach theme. We get, uh, tarps off. Oh, yeah. Oh, by the way, we have the Jerry after dark December 17th, so we gotta figure out. Maybe we just do it then.

Maybe we just do the Christmas special after the Yak on that Tuesday. Do you have Dinger's only? No, that's the 10th. Oh. Oh yeah, so next Tuesday, you and Kyle are out next Tuesday? Yes.

Rat race, unless. Or Brandon High. Oh, yeah, so next Tuesday you and Kyle are out next Tuesday. Yes rat race unless or Brandon. Hi. Oh Jesus hmm Good luck boys. Nice spin the company wheel though. Yeah, you guys can fill this place. Yeah You can pack it the bald boys will be back, right? Yeah. Yeah, good Dave. Yeah That'd be just fine a White Sox Dave experience. What are you taking notes about right now, Kate? I have ideas already. I just want to make sure I don't forget them.

This feels important. I'm excited, too. I'm looking for materials. I forgot I got to look up the biggest flat things. Doesn't that be- Oh yeah, he's bigger than a fridge. No, I'm not. What's like the most expensive jigsaw puzzle?

Oh. Could be cool. There's one that's like 40 feet long. A jigsaw puzzle? Yeah. Like hundreds of thousands of pieces. Like a thousand foot- Yeah, it's like a- I'll show you.

Like a hundred foot long slip and slide. Oh. One of those like giant American flags. I've tried to buy one of those. Oh you did you can't oh yeah I try to get one for my dorm. I wanted my dorm to be 100% flag Everyone's the window burg under dodge outside of Pittsburgh had a really big flag And I contacted them to see who their seller was they're very very expensive Wow Very, very expensive. Wow.

That's $9,000. That's $9,000. That's flat two. Took nine months. Holy shit. Oh. That's so funny. That's hilarious. That's a long time. Holy fuck.

Now what? That's a good question. And all she got was 267,000 likes. I think that's fun. I like that. Well, I'm not going to shit on that. I'll shit on that it looks boring as fuck And your house like you can't move around your house for the entire time you're doing that yeah It's a waste of a 40 foot long tier right yeah this whole room

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We were talking about Kate. I don't think we ever did. We brought it up and I don't think we spun it. We spun it boys. I don't remember it spinning. I will die on this hill we spun this wheel okay IP Brandon go find when we had the wheel up you'll die will you get naked get naked naked if I'm right you all get neck I think I'm on you I spawn the wheel and we didn't you we

absolutely spun the wheel why are y'all not here Nick's right he always is no I'm not I'm wrong all the time I just feel but he's right about naked we will all the wheel up we didn't spin it. We spun the wheel That's the thing though. We did it and do the naked deal. I'm telling you take the naked deal and the naked The naked will happen on the Christmas special If we spun this wheel today already What is that? We pulled it up What is spinning have you guys agreed

yet to add a sliver of Brandon getting naked are you okay Danny's afraid to I sound a lot worse than that. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. You can say it's allergies. Oh, no. This wheel spun. Oh, Christmas special with a naked Brandon. We spun this wheel. No, we didn't. We did it, dude. Naked Brandon on the Christmas special. We skipped it. We spun Peter.

You little Peter. Your little Christmas dick. Oh, I'm so excited. It's going to be a white Christmas. Oh, Christmas naked Brandon. You should hang mistletoe off it. You've got a week to get in shape, buddy. Christmas Christmas You should hang mistletoe off it you got a week to get in shape buddy We spawn the wheel Didn't I we did not maybe you're confusing with every other day of our lives

Naked Brandon on the Christmas special it's gonna look extra small next to something the size of a fridge Yeah, something over your penis stocking hair Setting in is it setting in right and that's a big thing you Yeah, we didn't spin that shit. All right, whatever, I've been naked before. I ain't scared of y'all. Scared of you motherfuckers. He has to wear the comedian jeans just painted on his legs.

Bernie Mac outfit. Oh yeah, like the old swimsuit issue, we'll do a painted on bikini. That was prime material. Yeah. Oh, yeah, like the old swimsuit issue. We'll paint it on bikini. That was prime material. Yeah. Oh naked Brandon This Christmas special is gonna be special man. This might be like you might explode after this In popularity yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, it'll be going on only stands after this it's good because we're pre-taping

I'll just go and say just go ahead just go and pick one of those Oh, yeah! You turn in the corner? Yes. Oh. Oh. Yes, Brandon. You. Oh. Oh. Oh, my goodness. Oh. Quiet. Oh, man.

Oh. There's going to be so much pubes sticking out. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. You might have to. No, you can't trim. I can trim. You know what I think, Brandon? I think you knew we didn't see you. Oh, I like for all this you knew we did oh, I like for all I think we spun it

Let's go frost you wanted this to happen didn't you sicko? All right, well I guess we should spin the wheel yeah, because we haven't done it yet So perfect. Naked bet was crazy. Crazy. Also kind of crazy by us, cause we all would have. I think we all know,

once Naked got introduced a couple of weeks ago, it was, we were gonna keep doing it until it happened. We were careening towards this. Wait, Brandon, will you run the gauntlet. Oh, yeah Does the golly goes to dinner with Dave Hopefully this doesn't stick oh No the Tuesday... 17th. Two weeks from today.

We should talk to Jerry after Dark team, because I think that's a full office, full production. I don't know what the timing on that looks like, but I think there's like sets and camera movements. That might be a hard night to do. We could also do it after White Elephant, Office White Elephant the next day. Yeah, that's a separate thing. That's a separate thing. Yeah. That's Wednesday the 18th? Yes, and that will be like in the afternoon so we could do our Christmas special right after that. Okay, all right. Brandon? Yeah, no, I got, all right Brandon Yeah, no, I got all right So my responsibilities for that day are bring a $400 gift bigger than a fridge and come Man woman trainer will get you

I don't think I will ever laugh as hard as when that happens Wait for the reveal. It's gonna glorious I I can't wait for the reveal. It's gonna be glorious. I think he should sit down first. Yeah. And then we should all come in. One by one. Bill Simmons is never gonna make me do this. Alright, see you for a while!

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