The Yak - KB Ain't Gonna Have That | The Yak 5-12-22

Episode Date: May 12, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yeah, do it. Why? Just do it. Why? Just do it. It's the act. Sass is Deke Zucker. Sass is Deke Zucker.

He just told us off camera. He said don't say anything. Sass is actually Deke Zucker. If it is someone in here, I would feel a little bit worse. Worse? I'd feel better. If it's Kareem, I don't give a fuck, but...

You'd feel more secure if it was one of us? Thanks to that he met Deke Zucker at a bar a while ago. In Minnesota or something? He also went to a Barstool Classic once.

That's one mystery that I... He's a high school teacher in Minnesota. I'm surprised. I still don't know for a fact. I think they passed it down.

I understand. It was one dude and I think they passed down the reins. It's one guy from Minnesota, Pussy, and he had... Once down the reins. It's one guy from Minnesota, pussy, and once he started getting employed by Barstool and tweeting out every quote, other people internally hopped on the account.

And he recruited others. Conglomerate. Am I wrong? It's like the Blue Man Group. There is a man. There is a man. It's like the Blue Man Group. It's just like the Blue Man Group.

He decides to, you know, lace him up. How do we decide the next deke? Yeah, like a pope, you mean? Like we have to figure out who he decides. Whoever, like, sucked the most kids' dicks or however they decide that shit. I didn't decide it. I know that. KB, you know what this is?

Is this a gift? Is this a jersey? Guess whose it is. I thought you fucking, when you said you got me an Isring housing jersey, I thought you were kidding. You actually. I wasn't kidding at all. I got you a fucking Isring housing, dude. That's legit, too.

Yeah, I got you a legit Isringhausen, dude. Four men. I wanted to make sure I showed you the tomb. I was like, how many times are you going to wear that? What are your guys' guesses of how many times he'll actually wear that in a year? 15? Yeah.

25? Okay. No. I bet you like that so much you'll wear it every day. I said four men. in a year. 16? Yeah. So he used to wear the... 25? Okay. No. I bet you like that so much you'll wear it every day. I said four men, seven max. A New Year's baseball jersey.

Which is a lot unfair for a jersey. I said two... My guess was going to be two or three and if it was two, I'd be like, I have to give this

to someone else who's really going to wear it. But then when you said four men, seven max... I said four men, seven max, all public.

And he said he would even do pictures. Even though I said pictures might be a step too far, but, bro, there's your Isringhausen. I guess I ripped it from the wrong way. Four statement wears are worth more than 20 routine wears. Isringhausen, dude, you're going to be the only dude at the fucking block party. Guess what? This one doesn't count.

I'll wear this to disclosure. I think you're going to wear it routine, though. I do, too. It's going to be a routine for you. I think it's in the rotation. That was just a little bit of what I was doing. You're not going to wear it routine, though. I do, too. It's going to be a routine for you. I think it's in the rotation. That was just a little bit of what I was doing. Like, oh, you're not going to wear this. It also might lead to other athletic jerseys. Yeah, honestly, if you get people. How many letters is Isringhausen?

Like, if he exclusively gets, like, 11-letter last names or something like that. More indignity? Yeah, Isringhausen. Like, a four-syllable name jersey guy. Grudzelonic? Garcia Parra. Yeah, like a long-ass, long-name jersey guy. Yo, it looks good, bro.

It looks fucking good, dude. A little big. Yeah, that was another qualm. I was like, I got larges for us. I know you think it's too big, but it's not. And you can wear that shit open, dude, because I know you fucking do that sometimes. Sass, you pissed? You're a beast.

Really? That's a good move by you. Where's my present? Is there any more back there? I got you an Eric Burns jersey, brother. Sass, you're incapable of showing any type of appreciation for a gift. I am very happy you got your jersey. See, am I wrong?

You can't show appreciation for a gift it's always a slight to him oh and Rowan got me that book yeah that was so

fucking annoying that people like thought that I was being weird about that you were Rowan pulled out this random ass book and jokingly

you were reading it just like I gave you a random ass jersey but he never assumed on your desk you know like hey you want this and jersey, but you never assumed on your desk. You're like, hey, you want this? And then everyone didn't have it on my desk.

I bought it. I was like, you know, not really. No, the airport. You didn't. And I was like, no, not really. And then everyone was like, are you fucking serious, dude? Yeah, because you don't know how to get. You have no grace.

It's like a shitty self-help. Graceless. It's on managing yourself. It told me you read one page of it. That back cover to see if you'd like it. And he knew it was perfect for you. Yeah. Exactly.

You got the exact reaction you were hoping you were going to get. No, I didn't. My exact reaction would be you read the whole book and learn how to manage yourself. I'm well made. Also, this is how you fucking accept a gift. Look what I'm wearing right now. Still wearing the gift. Look it up.

Success is my duty. 10x. You got these for all of us. Not everyone is wearing that. You haven't worn that in months. Let's do a gift day. Look at this. Look at this. Look it up. Success is my duty. 10X. You got these for all of us. Not everyone is wearing that. You haven't worn that in months. Let's do a gift day. Look at this. Look at this.

Look at that. Dead Marcus Shane. Fucking Dead Marcus Shane. I get it from Nick. Dude, I appreciate gifts. See? Giving and taking. I've been wearing that Tebow shirt a lot that you gave me.

I appreciate it. I was working out in it, so it's in my laundry. It's in my load right now. I gave you that sandwich today. I left the sandwich on your desk. What about the goddamn hat I gave you? I went to Starkville and bought it. You haven't worn it one goddamn time. Gifts are the best today. I left a sandwich on your desk. What about the goddamn hat I gave you? I went to Stockville and bought it.

You haven't worn it one goddamn time. Gifts are the best regardless. I like giving gifts. It's in both ways. It feels better to give. I like giving gifts. I'm ecstatic right now. If I had to give something away, I wouldn't be as ecstatic.

Much better to get than give. Yeah, like when you get something, you get it. You don't get when you give. I like the power of it. I like finding a gift and you're like, oh, this person's going to love this. It's like a control you have over someone. Like getting someone a dope-ass gift and you know it. They're like, oh, I'm so fucking happy. Yeah, you're like, I've created this.

I did this. His happiness came from my hands. What are some of your favorite gifts you give? Gifts are the best outside of when gifts are supposed to be given and taken. Am I bad at some dope ass sauces? Outside of Christmas, I'm like... That's stressful. Just a regular ass day, getting a gift is the best.

Although I did feel power when I gave my wife that Mercedes Benz for Mother's Day. Yeah, that's a power feel. It really felt good to give her that Mercedes Benz. Does she know you got it for free for like promo? She doesn't know. I've already got the pussy too so she's not getting it back. Actually, no, you didn't

because you FaceTimed me that night and I said, why aren't you getting pussy? And she was standing right behind you doing laundry. That's exactly right. She was in the corner. You did not get pussy from that.

Ben's mind? $100,000 car, zero pussy. That takes a real ogre of a man. Everybody's about to repossess that thing. The pussy? Yeah, the pussy. Take the pussy back. Everybody's about to repossess that thing, dude. The pussy? Yeah, the pussy. Take the pussy back.

I'm here to repossess the pussy. Man, that would be sick. Like an incubus, that's what they say. Stephen Che is in the other room. Yes. What's up? What's up, brother? Brandon, is this actually your dick, or is it the company owns the password now?

You can't even log into your own dick. I have some kids in your dick. Which is a very good dick. It's been getting better with time. It has a lot of incredible moments, but it's not yours, so why would I take it? Some don't even have a dick. I bet your dick is getting better with time, though. Brandon, specifically.

He's a dad dick now. Just stop caring. Yeah, and that's when it flourishes. I always wonder what Brandon does with his pubes, but I'm too scared to ask him. Oh, I have a full mane of pubic hair. I would imagine you just had no pubes. You have no leg hair.

Glorious. I never imagined. Well, it's blonde. I mean, I have arm and leg hair. I have a lot of leg hair. It's just blonde. You can't see it. I have eyebrows, but they're blonde.

Does it match the eyebrows? Huh? Does the pubes? Yes, everything matches. Blonde pubes are hilarious. I have a thick mane of blonde pubic hair. You're like the fifth friend in Greece. I'll be honest, I don't know if I've ever seen blonde pubes.

No, I've never seen a blonde bush. At least in person. You gotta dye that. Dye it darker? Yeah, real dark. We have darker. Or just show us for a second. Yeah, I do want to see, actually.

Just pull one out. I'm not gonna pull out. And KB a single puke. Just pluck one. I'm not gonna, no. They have to be really wispy. No, but they can't be blonde, then. I'm actually embarrassed.

Are they tight curls? No, I'm embarrassed because Rone's right. They're not blonde. The only non-blonde hair I have on my body is... I didn't say that. I didn't say that. No, but they can't be blonde then. I'm actually embarrassed. Are they tight curls? No, I'm embarrassed because Roan's right. They're not blonde. The only non-blonde hair I have on my body is... I didn't say that. I didn't say they were. I didn't say they were. Are they red? No, they're dark. No way. They're dark. I knew it. They're brown. That's silly. They're dark brown.

I was hoping they'd be like really long, blonde, and wispy. They're not. Blonde, blasted, and gladiator. They are kind of wispy. Yeah. When he runs his handle. They're not. Blonde, Blasian, and Gladiator. They are kind of wispy. Yeah. Always doing the wisp. Yeah. Yeah. When he runs his handle.

Elysium. Look. That's cool. I feel like they probably, it's not shockingly black, is it? Like, they probably compliment your blondness. It's brown. It's brown. It's dark brown.

Yeah. You got to get one of those crop preservers or the Lawnmower 4.0 type shit. For a manscape. Or a dude wipe. Or a dude wipe. Just wipe them right off. Yeah. Nair them.

Nair their pubes. Have you ever nair'd your pubes? No, I haven't. I haven't nair'd any. I don't even think I've nair'd my arm hair. I don't need ball deodorant, Stephen Chay. Thank you. Your balls will thank you, though.

I would take a razor. Prop preserver. Give me a razor. What are you smiling at? He is too happy. He is. He's been jubilant all day. Would you rather shave your pubes on the show or have Sass's mom bust out her titty?

Bust out her titty. Chay texted me last night. He was like, dude, did I cross a line? Like, what am I supposed to say to that? I said, no, you did. Yeah, you did. You sure did. I didn't.

It wasn't even like a like a bad like it was just I did not see that comparison coming at all. Nobody did. Nobody did. It was out of the blue. Che is actually comparison coming at all. Nobody did. Nobody did. It was out of the blue. Che is actually the Joker, baby. I know. Give us one, Che. I'm the Joker, baby.

He was ready. He was ready. He's been waiting for that. He had one in the chamber. He's been practicing those. He's ready to fire it off. Nothing like someone else's catchphrase. I wasn't here because I was fighting for my goddamn life yesterday,

but did you get your van back? Everything good? Yes. I just finished getting off the phone with all three credit bureaus. I was trying to fix that credit again since you wrecked it. Bronx? Hopefully it's no issue. Manhattan?

I know a dude that can fix your credit score like that. What do you mean you were fighting for your life yesterday? Oh, the wrestling thing. Oh, okay. I was out there fighting for my goddamn life. Your show. We pull up the wrestling graphic and play some Sarah McLachlan. No, play one of her happy songs because it's not dead yet.

She doesn't have a happy song, does she? She doesn't have any? She made songs for putting down pets. They're all for sad lesbians. That's Enya. Oh, sorry. That's Yanni. Ah, fuck. That's Tegan and Sarah. That's Laurel.

You don't actually have to end the show, right? They're just taking away... Okay, well, here's the thing. They took away all resources in production, so I have to learn how to edit, and I have to learn how to edit, and I have to learn how to produce, and I have to learn how to do that. And that would take away from Pick Central.

Can you hire an intern? I'm not able to really do that. Is this set in stone? Learn to code. You have to do it all yourself if you want to keep it? If I want to keep it, I have to make it a one-man production. If you film it on one camera angle, it's very easy. What if you, like, got someone to volunteer to do it?

They're not allowed to volunteer anymore. Yeah, they're not allowed to do it. What if I did it for you? I was taken off Cracking Aces. Oh, you wouldn't be allowed to do it either because you were off for months. Oh, and what after now? They let me do it all secret.

Shit. And then you would say, well, what about... Could you get somebody, like, outside and just get somebody from Twitter to do it? Well, they'd come in, but they're not allowed to touch our equipment. So, like, you know. Brandon, I would do it for you.

It would take 10 minutes. No, I don't want. You're not allowed to help him. Here's the thing, Seth. I want to help you. Here's the thing, Seth. I don't believe my show belonged on that goddamn list. My show had 30,000 subscribers.

Wait a second. What about the shopping network? Bye-bye. Fair is fair. That thing's funny as hell. Fair is fair. I don't get you because you had the numbers and the... Right.

And it was growing. It's growing. I don't know why I was on that list. That goddamn list. Yeah, I don't agree with it, so I'm going to keep fighting. Now, there's people mad that I'm fighting, but I don't, you know, it's what it is. I don't really get it either, because, like, the total views that you have, more than double our subscribers of Anus. Yeah.

I would like to just... Well, let's, like, let's... Yeah. Tiny bit. Contrasting figures to make. Can we make this opaque, and we can put this over our profile pictures? Yeah, that would be awesome. Can we remix this song into, hold up, wait a minute.

Y'all thought I was finished. And Brandon burst through the back. All I did was. I got, like. Everybody. Jokes aside, I'm on your side. I got us on NXT last year. I have no idea.

I was on a pre-show. I got us on AEW Dynamite last year. That's frustrating. I think it was just transparent that you didn't really love wrestling. Yeah, probably. I was faking it. You had a hell of a career. It's not even like it's a huge time commitment for you either. No, it's just, it is what it is.

It is what it is. I'm going to try to get it back. Why do you like it so much? Because I do. I love, okay. You don't want to know. Yes, I do. That's why I? Because I do. I love. Okay. You don't want to know. Yes, I do. That's why I'm asking. I don't need to know why. Say it so people can hear.

I don't want to make it that public. I don't want to make it that public. Say it. I got to take my fucking little girl who loves it to a fucking WrestleMania. You don't have to explain yourself. It's the best video I've ever seen her sitting on. And then I got to do that and I got to get her

like it's something I gave to her like it was awesome some of the happiest hey good brother and sorry guys

I thought you were out for good I'm sorry are you bringing others Catless Everton you got MKUltra sweating EMT

are you sweating good interview just drenched in sweat I interviewed the fuck out of those dudes boys what the fuck is good my dog alright I didn't mean to be late no not at all started late we were goofing about brandon's pubes guess what color they are gray kind of basically the color of your hair you should show your pubes if rassling gets picked up ah there we go other way

other way if you show your pub pubes, wrestling gets to stay. If you show your full dick, wrestling stays. I'm not showing my full dick. We were just talking pubes. Give us one nut. By the way, we're only talking my pubes.

Nobody else volunteered information about their pubes. That was the explanation. All of our pubes are normal pubes. I'll big cats grab one real quick. I'll fucking one. Ew. Ew.

That was easy. Yeah, that came out way too easy. Ew. Brandon handled that well. I don't think you realized what happened. I knew what happened. I just... You changed the diaper. That was easy. Yeah, that came out way too easy. Ew. Brandon was nonplussed. I don't think you realized what happened. I knew what happened. I just... You changed the diaper.

Once you changed the diaper... Yeah, that fell right out. Are you losing hair? No. That pube just came right out. I wouldn't ever think it. It only adds more stress. I'll try to puke for a pube.

Let's do a pube... All dick. I fully shaved my pubes today. Well... Wait. Pube... Is there anything other word that you could use for it that could fit into hamburger draft?

Pube draft? E-U-B? Or pub, I guess. That should be our whodunit. We should just everyone take out a pube and that's your identifier. Let's send our pubes to 23andMe.

Let's do a quit wheel. Let's do a real whodunit. Not the pube one. So this is very protective of his pubes. Wait, I have a question. When you were saying you never take your shirt off, what about all those pictures you posted of yourself with your shirt off? Yeah, you have a few that I see a lot.

That's a fair question. I want to talk about this again. I see it On a regular basis. That's a fair question. Yeah. I want to talk about this again. I see it on a regular basis. You put up the pictures. Those ones, one of them was the best shape I've ever been in in my entire life. You got a little ab line. Both of them actually are.

So, yeah. And that was over a year ago, I think. And you had a little ab line going. And I haven't worked out. I don't think I've worked out since that day. You picked up comedy. Yeah. Are there any besides Rogan?

Is there any other? There are some jacked comedians. Man of Scalco? It does feel very wrong. And I think all of them are on steroids. Yeah. Chris DiStefano.

He's not jacked. Come on. He'd be the fucking ticket. Remember when Chappelle came out as jacked for like a little bit? Yeah, he was jacked to the gills for a little bit

and then he got unjacked. Who did he do today? It was Talercio. Yeah. Yeah, he was jacked to the gills for a little bit, and then he got unjacked. Is there food here today? There's Telerchios. Yeah, yeah. Jack to the gills. Telerchios here today? Go get some Telerchios. Stefano was talking shit about us, by the way.

Again? Well, Tom Segura posted a vlog today, and there's like a three-minute segment about us in it. What? All right, well, we've got to watch it. Show it. Oh, jeez. When you say us, you mean the couple of people in here he really didn't like. The whole interaction.

Oh, because he was here right after. Yeah. So this is from Tom Segura's YouTube video today. Uh-oh. Yeah, like on the show. They were like, yeah, some guy with glasses. I was like, you look like the city of Portland talking to me right now. He thinks that joke is Hall of Fame.

Put it in your set, pussy. I was like, when's your show coming up? And I was like, oh, when's your next show? He was like, oh, Indianapolis I'm actually going to be. And then he was like, this guy Sean Latham, who's the $20 chef on Barstool, who's from Indianapolis, what are you opening for Sean Latham? And this kid said, who are you? I was like, what are you talking about?

So funny. You really did bother him. Dude, he asked me, who am I? And then I just started going fucking in on him, dude. Yeah. Really?

Funny comedian moments. Got your laugh track. You can hear it. You open in for McAfee? I wish, I wish fucking that guy, you look like a,

you look like a dumb Gary Vee a little bit. You know what I mean? What the fuck? I didn't ask for crowd work. I look like a bullshit in both lips. What do you do for a living? I try to have a fuck? I didn't ask for crowd work. Like a bullshit Gary Vee. What do you do for a living?

I try to have a joke where I walk out, but it's just like, you look like an asshole. You know what I mean? Like you didn't make it in before you. Like one of those guys.

Dummy. And then I came to TLC because that just happened. Flexing on his bitch ass. The first 10 minutes were just all, his name is KB. I made the first 10,

20 minutes just about fucking destroying KB. Who are those guys I just went in with? I know Big Cat. Who are the other ones? What is this? Nice vent sesh. You know what it is? We're rolling? You know what it is with those guys?

Here's the truth about those guys. Disgusting at it. You guys are venting like women. The only one anybody cares about is Big Cat. The other ones, they price you with jokes. To me, they're like, what are you true. Brandon's got Rasslin. Yeah, that's true. I got First Time Long Time.

Shopping Network. You know what I mean? When did this come out? What is this edit? It's a mess. Wait, what? What was that last part?'re like, hey Jewface, why don't you get me a drink? And he loves it. Wait, what? What was that last part? Or Jewface.

Jewface one time. Jewface? Wait, play that last part. I think he said that we say that to them. They're like, that's how it is. Are these people?

You know what I mean? Your guys' whole vibe is much more ball busting. Yes. So like, guys come in and they seem to go, they're like,

hey Jewface, why don't you get in there? So they're saying we adopted their vibe? No, I think that they're saying to... They're more ball-busting than us? I think Chris is more ball-busting, so we feel the need to... He said their vibe is ball-busting.

He said we're trying to be ball-busting because he's a ball-buster. Oh, yeah, then protect your balls if you, I mean... Oh, yeah, we're a cup next time, bro. We bust balls. Which one of y'all said Jewface? I don't think any of us. We're not cup next time, bro. We bust balls. Which one of y'all said Jew face? I don't think any of us.

We're not even that Jewish. We all thought it, I guess. Did he come in before that or after that? I can't remember. After. After. What are you drinking, a beer? This is my sweet tea that I buy from Chick-fil-A every Monday and I drink it all week. Buy a gallon of sweet tea and put it in my drink. It just looks like your urine when you forget to drink water. This is my sweet tea that I buy from Chick-fil-A every Monday, and I drink it all week. Buy a gallon of sweet tea and put it in the sink.

It just looks like your urine when you forget to drink water. Oh, it's my sweet tea. When was the last time you had a fruit or a vegetable, Brandon? Why are you holding it like that? Amber is the color of Brandon's pee. What are we doing? I'm just saying, you've got to learn how to produce. I had blueberries two nights ago.

Blueberries? In what? In what vehicle? In greens? How were they delivered to you? A tremendously sugary smoothie. It was good. It sounds good.

By the way, please subscribe to the Yak. We're on a hot streak right now with our... So if you wanted to subscribe to Rasslin, that would help. Yeah, that would help. We're trying to get 50K by...

That's a lot. Well, 35K is a lot. That's what we got now. It is a lot. Wait, what are you a lot. That's what we got now. It is a lot. Wait, what are you going to do? Fortunately, asking people to subscribe to YouTube and getting the subscribers is really difficult. It is.

No, it is. It's an algorithmic website. Wrong on YouTube is very, very difficult. Here's an idea. You did it. Why don't you fucking did it? Why don't you unblock people? Actually, when I posted it...

Yeah, Brandon, I'd unblock them if they show proof of subscription. Everybody who I reached with my post saying to subscribe to you was like, please have Brandon Unblocked. Yeah, the same exact thing happened to me. All right, I'll just do a mass unblocking. Just make them prove it. Well, how many do you have blocked?

A lot. It must be a lot. 5,000? No, not 5,000. 10,000? 1,000? Less. 5,000? No, not 5,000. 1,000? Less. 2,000. More. No, don't bother because

you unblock them and only probably 1% would subscribe. That's like 20 people. They are in the block, so I'm just going to let them keep the block. But I might do a mass unblocking depending on how I feel. Do you have one of those links that's like an auto-subscribe? Those exist? Yeah, really? What?

They don't actually help at all. It's a code you can put at the end of a YouTube link that takes you to a page that says, do you want to subscribe? Am I losing my chair? No, no, no. Let them stand. They can stand.

There's two stools right there. Taylor and Will are here. Bust with the boys. That mic works right there. You guys even know about the Yak? Have y'all ever heard of the Yak? Gonna be busting balls. Are you an actual long-time listener?

Yeah, I follow you guys every day. He's been on the show. Look at Taylor. He's too weak to close our door. Oh, yeah. It's a heavy door. Just close that, brother. It's not a barn.

Can you really not close it? Just close it, brother. This guy plays in the NFL? It's a little tricky. It's a little tricky. What are we doing? Stand up? What are we doing? No, that's a little tricky. It's a little tricky. What are we doing? Stand up? What are we doing?

No, that's our trick door. We just, it doesn't close. Yeah. You have stools right there. Do you guys want to sit? Barstool Sports. You guys can take one of us out. Yeah, just pick which one.

Pick which one. It's strong, man. Overcompensating for the door. Oh, man. We get it. You play. Okay. Pick what shirt you want.

You can kick one of us off if you want. You can't kick one of us to go. You have to pick, though. Well, if you don't know one of our names, you have to kick us out. Oh, I like that. No, let's spin the wheel. Let's spin the wheel. Spin the wheel for a seat.

Spin the wheel for a seat, and then the two losers of the wheel spinning will sit in the stools. Let our guests sit. That's fair. That's how we do it. We decide everything. If we don't know the person's name? No, no, no. You're straight. You guys are good. You guys are about to get seats. Let our guests sit. That's fair. That's how we do it. If we don't know the person's name? You guys are about to get seats. We're going to find out who's losing

their seats to you guys. Yeah, you guys are about to get seats. Wow. Full time. See the wheel. Yeah, we got a wheel. Brandon, I'm about the same size. Here we go. Spin it. Elimination? This is a pick wheel.

Well, that figures. See you, Brandon. go. Spin it. Elimination? These are the two people who are losing their seats. This is a pick wheel. Yeah. Okay. Well, that figures. See you, Brandon. Bye. Bye-bye. Alright. Am I giving it to Will or am I giving it to Taylor? Just choose who you give it to. Alright, okay. We're basically twins. See ya.

Nice, nice. That's a come up. Don't leave, Brandon. You have to sit on the stool. Brandon will try to leave. Brandon will try to leave. Brandon will try to leave. Oh, hell yeah. Thank you. Roan just gave it to me. Brandon will try to leave.

Isringhausen. I just got him an Isringhausen. That's my boy. You already know. He had to lower the size on the font to fit the name. He goes all the way down to his triceps. What's up, brother? Get on in here. Rainbow.

All right. Spin it again. Make it go, TV. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you like that? That's a little duo there. Yeah. I hate that.

Owen kind of... Owen was... The most written offer. Owen was gesturing. Get up anyway. Look at that. That's what we do for our guests. I think that's a bad way to...

We're the two guys that always give up our seats. No. Oh. Why are you hollering, Brandon? Why are you hollering? Why are youering, Brandon? Why are you hollering? Why are you hollering? Why are you hollering? All right, so Taylor and Will are here in studio.

Barstool HQ. Do you guys know anything about the Yak? I personally don't know anything about the Yak. It's a wet show. It's a wheel show. Should we just get wet just to come here? You guys just have a fucking time. Yeah, we do.

Actually, it sucks. You guys are welcome to case race with us sometime. Welcome to what? Case race. Oh, I love a case race. We do that every year in Michigan. Yeah. You and a buddy, case of beer, right?

We did it. Yeah, yeah, we did it like a month ago. Is that where you guys would paint your faces? Yes. Yeah, I followed the hammer to get after that. So fucking true. Oh, my God. It's crazy.

You fell asleep on the toilet. Yeah, I fell asleep on the toilet in there. They were singing karaoke. I was sleeping on the toilet. Yeah, it's like 45 minutes long. And if you and a buddy... How many minutes long? Four hours.

It's a four-hour show. All right, it's like a four-hour show. Like two and a half hours of racing. Yeah, it was like two and a half hours. It's like you and me would take a 24-pack of beer down. Or you guys do 30. We did 24. As fast as possible?

Yeah. As fast as possible. Sass and I drank 24 in like, yeah, like, basically two hours in like 15 minutes. How many did you drink though, Sass? Nine. I drank a lot. Where are you guys at now drinking wise?

Wait, you did 10 and he did 13? Fuck Sass. Wait, you guys didn't finish? You guys didn't fucking finish? That's fucking bullshit. Is the winner the only person

that has to finish or like everybody has to finish? We're all doing it. It's the winner. Just the winner. It's kind of like a win-lose, isn't it? Like you win but then you're the most shit-faced. There's a lot of. Just the winner. Just the winner. That's kind of like a win-lose, isn't it? You win, but then you're the most shit-faced.

There's a lot of losing that goes on in this show, too. Nick just had to get swirled earlier this week. That's tough. It's like in the poop toilet, the one everybody poops in. You got swirled? Yeah, I got swirled. Who? Everybody.

It was a group effort. They lifted me up. Who's the main bully, though? Big Cat. Yeah, maybe. Well, it's Big Cat. But hold on, hold on. Jay was the one bully, though? Big Cat. Yeah, maybe. Well, it's Big Cat. But hold on, hold on. Che was the one who came up with that idea.

Yeah. Che was the one who came up with the swirly. And the thing is, once Che has an idea, you don't have the power to shoot that down. No, Che's my boss. Yeah. He's talking. You're not my boss. That is very wrong.

Oh, fuck. Did he agree? Yeah, he just goes, oh, he didn't agree. Yeah, this is it. It's me. Yeah, you're not fighting at all. You're just taking it. He wasn't allowed to.

He lost a wheel. It's kind of fucked up looking back at this. I was really in there. Did you see the turd swirler? Fighting it would be a bigger deal, but the fact that he's not fighting it, it seems like it's inevitable. It was inevitable. Oh, good old fun from the boys.

Well, look what he does. You were spying a little too hard there, though. He whips his hair. That's an experience bullied. Yeah, you've been bullied. We're 100,000. So we're at like 80 right now.

So another 20,000 subscribers are going to do it. Wow. Another case race. We're going to start having guests. You guys just get fucked up anytime you get 20,000. Well, it's going to be milestones, so this will be the first at 100K. We did one for Sass's 21st.

Yeah, he turned 21 in April. Nice, man. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. I heard a lot of good things about you. Will's been gassing you up to me. A little bit of an oversell, huh?

No, honestly. I mean, yeah, Taylor. What do you think? What do you think? What do you think? Look at him. I saw you like pointing at me and whispering, and now I'm like, I don't have anything to say. That's him. That's him. Do your thing, man.

Do your shit. I'm looking over at you. You got the hands in the pockets. I'm the funny guy tag, TJ. That's a funny guy. We got a funny guy tag. I got nothing to say. Oh, no?

He's an asshole. He's a little something funny guy. Dude, you look like the city of Portland. It seems like he's in your head. He is. I'm totally admitting that. He's a famous comedian. You're famous?

Not that famous. Willie, be honest. Have you ever been incognitoed? Incognitoed? Bullied by an NFL? Oh, that's a phrase now? Damn. Wait, I didn't know that was a phrase.

You've been called the N-word? When you get bullied by somebody wealthy, it's a rich incognito. What's the worst you've gotten from an NFL teammate? No, I haven't gotten bullied. Nothing? Not even like... Carry pads. Shit.

Yeah, carry like all the veterans gear like when you're a rookie. That's it? You got incognitoed by incognito. Yeah, I mean all the veterans gear like when you're a rookie. That's it? You got incognito by incognito. Yeah, I mean, when you said that, like my head was getting blocked by incognito. Okay. But I would say I got more incognito by Roger Saffold than actual Richie. I'm talking about my wedding. Yeah.

Yeah. Is he there? Is Richie there? I don't know what to talk about. Richie was supposed to be a groomsman at my wedding. Oh, he was supposed to be. Yeah, well, that's when he was kind of dealing with a lot of his stuff going on. We're talking about it.

And I'm not being able to work out. Do you verbalize that to you on time? Touch on it? We can touch on it. My first time meeting Richie Incognito. Nebraska? Nebraska boy. Hey, that's what saved my life.

I knew this. That's why I asked. That's what saved my life. And Taylor, he's got all of his groomsmen. Taylor and I, we had just met. When was it, bub? A couple months before. Yeah, a couple months. So I wasn't in the groomsmen. Yeah, I made it in July. I wasn't of his groomsmen. Taylor and I, we had just met. When was it, bub? A couple months before. Yeah, a couple months.

So I wasn't in the groomsmen. Yeah, May or July, yeah. I wasn't in the groomsmen list. At least you got invited, though. Right, I got invited. Last minute invite. And, dude, all the boys are sitting at the breakfast table, and I meet Richie for the first time.

And Taylor's like, Taylor introduced us. Just cock your mouth. Taylor introduced us. And I'm like, yeah, man, we played you guys last year, Buffalo and Washington, and we beat them. He's like, yeah, you realize I kill you though, right? So he lives up to the name. I was like, yeah, man, but you know, Nebraska boys, Nebraska.

And he like grabbed my hand and like brought me in tight, and he's like, Nebraska, loyalty, and i was like yeah and then he goes he's like hey do you got a six-pack and lifts up my shirt and starts like jiggling my stomach oh he's the man sally just like fucking oh fuck just off the field and he goes to the wedding at a wedding he goes don't worry man i got something too and he like takes my hand and i like, he makes me feel his and, like, jiggles it around. And that was the end of it, bro. The whole intermission. He said, that was the end of it, bro.

That's amazing. Yeah, great meeting you, man. Nebraska. Loyalty. Brotherhood. I'll kill you. Did you guys overlap with Jordan Burroughs? Yeah, in Nebraska?

Yeah. Yeah, he's a stud. Are you a wrestler? Wrestler, yeah. Yeah, he's, like. Are you a wrestler? Wrestler, yeah. Yeah, he's like the... Don't you want to wrestle real quick? The Michael Jordan of wrestling. Oh, yeah, I'm well aware.

Yeah. Did you wrestle? He's came to a Thanksgiving. We've broke bread before. You have? Okay. My brother went to Nebraska for wrestling, so they were like partners and stuff.

Yeah. Oh, that's... Hell yeah. I beat Jordan. If Jordan's listening, I know he's probably a big listener of the Yak. Loves our shit. Jordan, I know he remembers me whooping his ass in Madden. Did you? Yes, bro. I beat Jordan. If Jordan's listening, I know he's probably a big listener of the Yak. Loves our shit. Jordan, I know he remembers me whooping his ass in Madden.

Did you? Yes, bro. Dog walked him. I thought you were going to say in wrestling. He's wrestling. Savants are only good at one thing. Dog walked him, bro. Madden 2010.

You guys want to wrestle, KB? He's always been wrestling. You want to wrestle? Yeah. I mean, it's kind of a ring right here. Just do it. Just do a little. No, don't do.

Do you just want to do like a like. Slow-mo. Just for the people. We could do a headlock for the people. Show us something. Right here, do a slow-mo like what your first move would be. Slow-mo. You do yours and then you do yours.

I honestly don't want to right now. I want to do it off camera. Billy, you have no fun. No, what are you talking about? I feel like KB's the type, he'll either ankle pick you or if he gets in a headlock. Well, get up. He's trying to hit you with a high crotch. Are you a high crotch guy?

No, I'm on defense. Show us. He's intimidated because he got big either ankle pick you or if he gets in a head-knock. Well, get up. He's trying to hit you with a high crotch. Are you a high crotch guy? No, I'm all defense. Show us. He's intimidated because he's got big legs. Are you a leg rider? No, I'm a defense guy. I'm not a leg rider. Show us. Will, get up.

Will, get up. Get up. Come on. Will, just a head knock. All it takes is doing that. Just a light. Something light. Do you know offense?

I want you to shoot on me. All right, and he's a defense guy. If your brother wrestles, he knows offense. But I want you to actually try to take me down. This is the best gift that KB's got all day, and I bought him a jersey for $140. This could be bad for the rep, Kyle.

You have nothing to gain from this. Oh, he put his hand on his shoulders. Let's go, Will. No, he's not. Let him know, Will. You look good, shoulders. Let's go, Will. No, he's not. Let him know, Will. Will, you look good, Will. Go, Will.

You look good, Will. Oh, jeez. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they're locked up. Yeah. Oh, no. Shoot, Will. Shoot.

This is awesome. Like bears. Don't get him, Will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. That was a leverage guy. Watch the sharp edge. Your hand's on him, no. That was a leverage guy. Watch the sharp edge. Get your hands on him, Will.

Get your hands on him, Will. Hey, watch that box. Careful. Watch the box. Watch the box. Watch the box. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. We're good.

We're good. We're good. No, it's not good until he's down, Will. It's not good until he's down. TV's broken. TV's broken. TV's broken. Come on, Will. Come on, Will. Oh, TV's broken. TV's broken. TV's broken. Come on, Will.

Come on, Will. Oh, TV's broken. They broke the TV. It's okay. It's good. We'll pay for it. Oh, man. Their ball's really.

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Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, boy. Not in the Isringhausen, dude. Not in the fucking Isringhausen. Dude, it kind of took you a while to get him. KB's tough, though, right? It kind of took you a while. Talk in the mic. I kind of felt like Will was playing with him a little bit. No?

I was feeling him out, and I knew that he was giving me his leg, and he was trying to fucking get them over with, so I was like, oh, he's hustling the fuck out of me right now. I wanted you to... I know you did. I was trying to. I had to rely on my defense. Now you're...

Rationalizing it. You held your own. You're fucking going up against an NFL player Hang on The boys in the wrestling community They're going to be mad at me Where'd you wrestle? Kent State That's going to look bad

You wrestled at Kent State He got you in the eye I need it to be I got a little cauliflower here In your eye He wrestled D1 Oh shit I got a little cauliflower here. No, in your eye. No, it's good. He wrestled D1. Oh, shit.

Oh, that's a bad look. Oh, no. If Spencer Lee saw that, he would clown the fuck out of me. I felt it, though. I was like, oh, he's fucking good. I gotta do everything I can. Don't tell Jordan Burrows, dude. Don't show that fucking clip.

Are you boys with Jordan? We'll beat my ass. No, I'm just a fan. Is that true? We'll beat your ass? Yeah. So it was really the first time we were wrestling in my basement, and I wasn't really taking it seriously,

and Will dumped my ass on the ground, like picked me up and put me down. You don't understand. No, I don't know how to understand. My old club teammates and coaches are going to destroy me. He plays in the NFL. Brothers of wrestling. It's also like a hundred years ago. Bigger than you.

No, you don't understand. What I just almost got sucked into. I'm going to get destroyed. Is what wrestlers would do with college football players at parties. They'd be like, you guys want to wrestle in the front yard? And some smaller dude flips a big guy. Yeah. And one time I was feeling him and he's like, here, take my leg.

I'm like, oh, this motherfucker's good. That's the complex I had. I thought I was going to do that. Damn. We probably should have told. Would you have done it if we had told you it was D1? No, I wouldn't have gotten it. If he had beat me.

You tried to get your ass, and you won. And once I felt it, I was running out of breath. I was like, I got to make a move. Get him a contract, dude. Get my boy a contract. Can we show this to somebody? It was a good finish. I was like, I got to make a move. Get him a contract, dude. Get my boy a contract. Can we show this to somebody? It was a good finish. I feel like you would have killed it in wrestling,

which I think more football players should do. I qualify for state. Yes, they should do. Wrestling is a big... They shouldn't do it, but I think it would. What division, though? I think if you are... Oh, no, KB, you got to follow that up.

If you're not a... You're locked in. Do you want to recruit? Wrestle your junior and senior year. I think you should wrestle in high school just to help with football. To an extent. High school? You might get hurt.

KB's obsessed with divisions. What division did you qualify for in Missouri? We were class four or six. You wrestled in high school? There were six. Oh, fucking no wonder. I thought you never wrestled. So what did you think about that? Class four out of six? Missouri wrestled in high school? There were six. Yeah. Oh, fucking no wonder. I thought you never wrestled. So what did you think about that, class four out of six?

Missouri's tough at wrestling. Oh, yeah. Literally has like an encyclopedia of every state's like. How old are you? 29. Yeah, so back when he was coming through, like Missouri was a good city. What part of Missouri? The southeast part, like St. Louis.

Okay, yeah. You want to wrestle Che to kind of get a win? The city's really St. Louis. Okay, yeah. You want to wrestle Che to kind of get a win? The city's really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His brain is amazing. Did you wrestle at Fargo and everything? I never did freestyle in high school.

Really? No. It's his birthday, too. You know you just dumped him on his birthday. Yeah, you did. He's got a great fit on, too. I see the new balances. Is it your birthday today? Yes.

What? I didn't want to fucking say it. I would have gotten you some hot dogs. That's why I got him the... That's why you got him a gift? Why are you hollering, Brandon? I'm hollering. I'm just talking normally.

Let's drop it here. I'm over this. I'm talking normally. Mike's in your mouth like, fuck, it's James Brown. Is your birthday? Oh, fuck, yes. Is it really? Wait, no.

His birthday's in January. His birthday's the day before mine. Oh it really? Wait, no. His birthday's in January. His birthday's the day before mine. Oh, you knew that. Yeah. I was confused. Oh, shit. Isringhausen threw me off. Yeah, I was just trying to flip the narrative for my boy KB in his favor.

You guys would fit in on this show. We just kind of hang out. We wrestle. I'm worn out, dude. Just rough house. I'm excited the way he's feeling about it. I can't wait to show my brother Cody. Yo, Cody. my brother Cody Yo Cody

Cody's legit Cody's a senior national champion I want to see the clip I kind of want to see the clip Tell Cody to turn on the YouTube right now Tell Cody to subscribe Look at that wagon back there You're pulling a Buick back there, buddy.

Oh, it's good. Run, the jersey's a little big. Well, good for you. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, it's two. All right, all right. That was a good finish. Hey, thank God.

Hey, shout out to the dude doing the camera angles because they could have got dicey a couple times. He flipped it like Devin Booker after that. Hey, why are you so beat up right now? I just met you. You know, hey. Honestly, we haven't even, I'm Taylor. Nice to meet you.

KB. KB, just watching this little dynamic, like, you shouldn't be upset. Well, when you have one, like, when you have one identifier in life, when you go, like, your entire life being one thing, and that's a wrestler, you kind of, you become overly prideful about it. Well, where are you from? West Virginia. West Virginia?

Mm-hmm. Now, I don't know much about West Virginia, but I know Missouri, that's like you wrestle. That's like how you become a man. Taylor, you're not going to make him feel better.

He's a wrestler. Taylor, you're not. Oh, he's a wrestler, but you wrestle. I appreciate it. Yeah, but the mentality that a wrestler has, it's all pride.

So it was top three days of the year for him. It was. I'm being honest. The boys come over for house parties. They don't even care if chicks are there. So if he would have won that, that would have been huge. Oh, being honest. The boys come over for house parties. They don't even care if chicks are there.

So if he would have won that, that would have been huge. Oh, it would have been the best day of his life. It hurts me to see you like this. He's seething right now. Hey, Taylor, when you're in the wrestling community,

like, they'll all... He can't come back from this. We have nothing else. What are you, 280 pounds? No, 228. It's not about that, Dan. Damn, he 228. It's not about that, Dan. Damn, Big Ken. It's not about that.

Hey, Dan's crazy. I know, he is a bully. You gotta see it. He's a little light right now. You know what I'm saying? I'm fat. It sucks. No, hey, listen, we've seen you fat.

No, yeah, that's true. I've been fatter, but I'm still fat. KB, how were those wrestling parties back in the day? It's like you said. It's always resorts to the smaller wrestlers getting a complex and trying to fight the bigger football players. It would be easy.

They don't even care if chicks are at the house either. They're just shirtless. They got bandanas on. That was what the parties were like. They just fucking drink and wrestle each other. That actually sounds fun. That's awesome. Yeah, that sounds like a blast.

You take it so seriously. Have we spun the wheel? No let's do it Alright let's spin the wheel Dude Wipes DudeWipes.com Use code YAK20 For 20% off your entire order You guys use Dude Wipes?

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We should actually Sponsor your ass We could yeah Dude Wipes Dude Wipes Like a NASCAR car We just wrestled for However long we talked about it Yeah, maybe we should actually sponsor your ass. We could, yeah. Good wives. Good wives. Like a NASCAR car? We just wrestled for however long we talked about it, and now we're on to an ad read?

Yeah. And to point out something real quick, Will, the fact that you wrestled him and you're not breathing very hard anymore, GM should take note. Oh, I appreciate that. You're in shape right now. Put that on the highlight reel. I think that needs to be on my next page, Steven.

That was big time. I got you. Get a punt set, cover, and then go into the wrestling? Yeah, that'll be the close. When Steven does

his film stuff, like everyone in the locker room is like, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about, right? Has anyone in one of your locker rooms

ever mentioned Steven Che? Yes, they'll bring up his Twitter account talking about or posting a highlight. Like, yo,

did you make Steven Che's highlight reel? Was it Ben Jones? bring up his Twitter account talking about or posting a highlight. Yo, did you make Stephen Chase a block? The real is easy. Was it Ben Jones? Maybe someone on the someone on the old line asked me to make a cut up with them, too, after I put yours out. Really?

Yes. Was it Taylor? No. Yes. That would make you said Ben Jones. Did I DM you? I'm not sure. Yes.

I'm a DME. Yeah, someone DMed me. Man, it might have been. If I could see somebody DMing you for a highlight tape on the Titans offensive line. Dennis Kelly? You could see it being Roger Saffold. It wasn't Roger. It might have been Dennis Kelly. Was it Dennis Kelly?

Who loves birds? It could be Dennis. Dennis is a follower of Barstool stuff. So people really, they'll like, all across the league, they'll be like, the biggest honor is Stephen Chase. My biggest honor, yeah. It's an honor, but like we coordinated posts where we were. We coordinated some attacks now, Stephen.

We did. We did. And it was successful. Successful. For what we were trying to do. Stephen was taking it way, not that you shouldn't take it seriously, but our responses and language back and forth, like Stephen took it way more serious than you shouldn't take it seriously but our responses and uh language back and forth like steven took it way more serious than i was taking it now let me ask

your question though steven because remember so you went to bat for will and you went as hard as you could to get him signed which you did yeah you consider yourself a diehard bucks fan but you wouldn't do the same to try to get aaron donald suspended i mean telling steven's so so crazy that he thought aaron don Aaron Donald choked someone in the first round. He was going to try to do a campaign to get him suspended for the game against the Bucs, but then he was like, what if, though, I do it, and then he sees it and gets motivated. He thought he was going to motivate Aaron Donald to beat the Bucs. Extra year?

You're playing smart. He thought that his Twitter account was going to motivate Aaron Donald to beat the Bucs. Extra year? You're playing smart. He thought that his Twitter account was going to get Aaron Donald so mad. You'd be surprised what guys just need is a little bowl of material. You think so? Okay, all right. I apologize. I mean, Taylor might be like, who gives a fuck? But there could be somebody out there that reads a little too deep into something

and they're thinking like, I'm going to fucking show this motherfucker. Maybe a guy that trains with knives. Hope he's watching. This motherfucker's watching. Where's Coach Passaccia this year? Packers. Packers? Special teams? Special teams coordinator. Boxhole guy. Let's get up there. Buddy, I'm trying.

Yeah, let's get up there. I'll hate you. You trying to go to the Packers? Yeah, I would love to play for the Packers. Yeah, you're a Titans guy, through and through. Yeah. I love the boys. I love the boys. No, you love the boys conditionally. Like, you don't... Are you at the point where you would take

practice squad just to hang out, or is that... Nah. It depends on who it is, I guess. Like, if it's Braves, if Braves, like, y'all bring in the practice

squad, like, you know, you don't have to do a whole lot. If he literally was like, you don't have to do a whole lot, like, then I would do it. Yeah.

If I'm in there and we're like doing the same old shtick, like, let's see how our social guy's doing, and I'm like the butt of jokes, or like, dohtick, like let's see how our social guy's doing, and I'm like the butt of jokes or do this and that, it's like, okay, I don't need this. Yeah.

They were going to make you the butt of jokes? I don't like that. Vrabel, he'll get you now. You seen his butt? Yeah. We could put you on the Yacht Practice Squad. Yeah. What are you guys paying? Match whatever they're giving out on the waiver.

We won't swirly you. Max practice squad salary. We can do it. Yeah, what's that? $7,500 a week? Something like that. That might be spot on. That might be spot on.

That's amazing. That's a hell of a stipend. Do you boys get your payouts for the bracket busters thing? Me and Kyle haven't gotten ours yet. Or have you just not noticed? Oh, no, I haven't seen that either. Let me know if you know you've been looking close.

Is that like a... It hasn't been distributed yet? You should be as angry as me. Should we all bang together and get pissed? Speaking of which, I should get it. Get what? Hang on, hang on. I'll say this.

I'll give you guys one opportunity. If you want to sacrifice your allotment to us, you can right now. No, I picked the team for them. I could have fucked them over. Not that you don't have a valid argument because you do. But you said it's because you're looking out for the boys. I feel like that's something where it's like you're giving without... You should also look out for the boys.

Yeah, but now you're placing an expectation on what you've given already. Okay, fine. You know what? I don't expect anything. But if you're for the boys. Yeah, but now you're placing an expectation on what you've given already. Okay, fine. You know what? I don't expect anything, but if you're for the boys. Well, if you're for the boys. I already showed that I was for the boys. I'm picking the team.

You just picked our team. No, I picked Michigan because I thought they were going to have a good chance. There were 16 seeds I could have picked. Did your team make it? No. I know with us where we are big. I don't need it. We'll give up a piece. No, no, no.

We are big for the boys. We're giving it to our production team. I don't know for you. Give it to Big Cat. Taylor, it's nice because usually they all try to hit me up for money. Now I can hit you up for money. I'm pretty sure you're doing a lot better. Here's the thing.

Let's pull up Taylor's contract. We tried to pull it up. Spend it all. It doesn't matter anyway. It's all gone. Big Cat's the type of guy that's worth like 150 million dollars saying that he's got shit buried in his backyard do you guys have backyards in new york i don't even know but like how's it in his barrages yeah he's

got a terrorist they're called terrorists i have three of them they're all over the place i wish i wish we could see what you're making on the internet. I mean, what are you talking about? You're saying if I was a player? You do flex a little bit. He does flex enough. I don't flex. These guys. We walked in, and I'm not sure what the context was,

but he said something about Steven being his boss, and then he shrugged it. He goes, you're not my fucking boss. Well, because you know why that was? You know he's a higher up. You know why that angered me? Because Steven's going full-time content, and Erica asked me like two weeks ago, she's like, can I have Steven report to you?

And I was like, fuck, no. And then she was like, I really need you to. No, you don't understand. These guys are backing me up. I don't. Steven reporting to me is only more work for me. Yeah. It'll be a lot of meetings that he calls.

He's going to come up and ask me a question every day. He's going to ask a lot of questions. He's going to be like, how am I doing? I think that's what makes him great, though. You want that, though. No, I don't. Why not? I want him to leave me alone. Rowan, is that not what makes him great? Steven? Curiosity? But it's also like if you need to be managed

a lot, that's a stress on the manager. You know what I mean? If you need a lot of managing. Otherwise, if you just set it and forget it, though, it's like you know that he's just going to show up, put up some numbies, and go home. You know what I mean? That's easier for a manager. Yeah, but if you're going to be an equity guy, it's time to pony up and be a leader. Oh, I like that, Will.

Fuck, that was good. I'm just saying you're one of the fucking guys. Okay. Steven, I'll manage you. Oh, fuck. I'm fired. Bye-bye. Yeah, big cat. You're in review live fucking guys. Okay. Steven, I'll manage you. Oh, fuck. I'm fired. That's a death step. Bye-bye.

Yeah, big cat. You're in review live on the act now. Oh, yes. You're in review has to be live on the act. Oh, we will absolutely do you. Quarterly? Quarterly? Quarterly review live on the act. Yeah, that's fair.

Done. Done. What quarter are we in? Second quarter, right? So your second quarter review should be coming up pretty soon. I want a PowerPoint of what you think you did each quarter that you'll present to me and the boys. And plans for the next quarter.

To be clear, for the record, you were asking for this. Yes, as your manager. Because you know this is going to be very thorough. I was asked to manage. Are you legally asking me this? It was literally Erica was like, can you manage Billy and Steven? I was like, there could not be more opposite, and they're both difficult in their own right. Difficult?

Yes. Billy's trying to get down in Asheville. Ever since we left, pardon my take, he's been in my hip pocket, like, hey, tell the boys you want me to come too, I can come down there. I think they're going to let me go cover tight end you, but I don't know if I'll get to, but if I do, I should go have a lot of guys on the bus, but I'd love to get on the bus. Like, if you're trying to do, like, an interview.

Billy actually, he did really well. He went to Vegas with us. And, like, we've been giving him tests of, like, can you go someplace that is clearly, like, you could have a great time, but you got to work. And he did okay in Vegas. All right. Good for him.

I love that. Didn't he go and party with the boxing dude? Yeah, which I told him to. Hey, your job is to go party with him. Once he won, I was like, go with him for as long as he'll have you. How many times are you going to be able to party with a guy who won a Vegas fucking fight, title fight?

I love that dude. He seems down for the cause. Yes, definitely. Spin the wheel. Yeah, spin the wheel. So you guys are now in on this. Yeah, so if this lands on hanging wedgie, we're hanging you from a wedgie hook. Well, we. Spin the wheel. Yeah, spin the wheel. So you guys are now in on this. Yeah, so if this lands on hanging wedgie,

we're hanging you from a wedgie hook. Well, we do a wheel of hanging wedgies. So you could have to get wet today. And hanging wedgie. I expected to get wet today.

Yeah. Like sopping wet? Anything we got to do, boys. Love it, love it, love it. You guys have a flight tonight. Yeah, it's all right. We'll drip dry. Is this like programmed? Any questions? It's a flight tonight. Yeah, it's all right. We'll drip dry. Is this like programmed?

Any questions? It's not pre-programmed. It's all random. This is actually random. This is random. We actually used to have slap wheel on there. We had to take it off because we hit slap wheel during the case. People got their jaws readjusted.

I slapped everyone way too hard. Somebody got hit. People got hit too hard. I'm interested in this case race for real. Yes, we were going to. It would be a lot of fun. The next iteration is having people

inviting people to do it with us. It was so much fun. Not mentally, but I'm good physically. Hey, you've been quiet, bro. Yeah, I've been steaming. I don't know.

Are you guys still good at drinking, though? I know you go bouts of sobriety. Will can chug faster than anybody I've ever seen. Oh, yeah.

I saw you do the bottled water Can we get a live can we get a cup for Will? Some water? Or beer even? Maybe a beer A beer or water Will? Grab him a beer

He makes Dana look like he's never chugged a beer before It's crazy As far as quality of life, what do you guys think is the worst NFL city? Quality of life like going to the city? Or just like the worst NFL city to live in? I'll tell you what. It's tough to beat Alameda, California, where Oakland was.

Damn. Oakland fans. Oakland. I think we're wearing an A's. I'm not a fan. Is it because of the danger and the crime? I would say so And some trashiness

You know what I mean Like it's the highest crime rate Of like breaking in vehicles I had to say it At an extended stay And it was just Couldn't stay in San Francisco Or anything like that

Or it's too far Would you rather live In like Green Bay Green Bay See I haven't been around Green Bay long enough But I lived in Lincoln, Nebraska So it's kind of like

I feel like I could do it You were in college I heard Green Bay Is a. But I lived in Lincoln, Nebraska, so it's kind of like I feel like I could do it. You were in college. I heard Green Bay is a great spot. I heard people love it. Here we go. Here we go. Single guy. Did you pour it out into a cup or is it straight like that?

You got this? You got this? Well, show them real quick, babe. Show them what's what. What is it? Uh-oh. Is that a zero? Fuck.

Dana Beer. You guys have not seen Dana Beer. All I got gotta say is Boys don't blink Have you seen him Nick? I haven't I've seen him drink a water But this is a whole different ball game

Deep breath Deep breath You want to count it down? Count it down? Yeah yeah give me a count 3 2 1

Let's go Will Oh fuck Oh my Oh Yo Yo Dude Are you serious? He takes barely any breaks Let's go, Will. Oh, fuck. Oh, my. Oh, shit. Shit. That's crazy.

Dude. Are you serious? He takes barely any breaks. Oh. I disappearing in front of our eyes. Throw it, Will. We're throwing it. Oh, look at his throat work. Oh, my God.

He looks like Pinky. Let's go, Will. You're crushing this. Crazy. You got that out of you. Hold on. Oh. He's flexing on us now. You got it out of here, brother. Oh. Pinky let's go monster Take out the fucking Papers in the trash Monster

My dog Inspiring Monster Inspiring Monster Yo dude Keep an eye on Sass That was crazy

You know Will's a gamer too Cause the way he did that That's the fastest I've ever seen him go That was fast Bright lights His eyes are watering You can tell

His eyes are watering GM's just need to Watch this episode If you want to sign Will Compton Just watch this episode He literally put on a tape for everyone. Oh, my God.

He took down KB and then chugged a beer. That's a huddle highlight. You want to do your 10-yard? You want to see your 10-yard split real quick? You got about 10 yards in here. I got the Monarchs on. Yeah, you are. Are those the same ones?

Or are you dirty up some new ones? No, I do need to get another. I was actually just talking to Taylor this morning thinking about making a transition to New Balance because they got a lot more variety. Okay. I think that's a move because Monarchs, you got these and then you got the red and black ones. And that's it.

And that's it. For the New Balance. And they have some American-made New Balances. You could buy some New Balances that never left the country. I see some cats rocking New Balances. Yeah, you got the ALD. They look solid. I fought with these hard bodies. As soon as I ran bones. Yeah, you got the ALD. They look solid. I fought with these

hard bodies. As soon as I ran Peep Game, I knew I wanted them. It's easy. He cops it. They ran Peep Game. It's mine.

I spend it. That's hilarious. Spin the wheel? We got to spin it. It's the third time y'all brought up spinning the wheel. Wheel show.

Hey, once there's one. Taylor. They get so mad if we don't spin it. Taylor, once there's one quiet moment. We're good. We're cool. We're chilling. We're chilling. Yeah! Nothing. Nothing. there's one. Taylor. They get so mad if we don't spin it. Taylor, once there's one quiet moment. All right, we're good. We're cool.

We're chilling. We're chilling. Yeah. Nothing. Nothing. Way to go. Nothing. I kind of wanted to go with it.

Yeah, see how easy that is? Hey, let's have Taylor prank call somebody. What? Oh, is that on the board? It's on the wheel. It didn't land on it, though. That would be unjust to the wheel. It'd be prank call the repo man.

I'm not a good prank caller anyway. Oh, you're not? I figured you'd be like, if I'm staying over at your house and we're in high school I'm like yo let's prank call people you have a rich Rodriguez's number I got a bone to pick why do you have the small I love it don't you think she looks dumb how small it is in your hand. Holy fuck. Look at the camera. I don't have... Oh, this little...

Dude, I love this phone. At least you have... The camera's like, hey, get off his phone. At least... I respect that you have no case. We can call Pat Mahomes. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's one option. Just try to flex. Just try to flex. I love his number. That was a subtle flex. Yeah, I don't have his number. That's a lie. You have his number.

It's a lie. I don't have his number. That's a lie. You have his number. That's a lie. We called him. I don't really. We won't make it. It didn't land on prank call. It would be unjust if we made a prank call when it didn't land on prank call. Yeah. That seemed like that board seemed really person friendly.

It was a lot of dry and not so much wet. We remove the dry when it lands on it. We remove it every day. Oh, so it gets worse. There's one wheel reset that can save us, but otherwise you basically just slowly stare down the barrel of a gun. And that's why Nick had his, what's it called, his swirly, because he landed on swirly. Right.

And then we had to spin another wheel to determine who would get swirly. So if it's hanging wedgie, we'll do another wheel to determine who gets the hanging wedgie. Gotcha. But, you know, your asshole could bleed. This is some real shit. I like this. You guys ever hit what's on the paper? No. Oh no. He even does it every day.

NFL, NBA. I have one more question about this case. I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but do you guys use like, are you guys allowed to do like bongs? Come on in. No, no, no. No, no, no. That was a no to him. Yeah. He's coming on part of my take in. Yeah. No, no, no. It has to be Thug. No, no, no. That was a no to him. Yeah.

No, we're not noing you. He's coming on part of my take in a minute. Yes, sit on down. What's up, stud? I remember when I got hired, everybody thought it was him. They were so pissed when I came into the first day. He's also Nick. Yeah.

What's going on, man? Pittsburgh hat and all. Yeah. You are a better Nick. Wait, wait. But he's an upper St. Clair boy, which is money, money, money, money, money. We're going to make our guests feel uncomfortable being like that.

No, he knows. It is like a preppy, preppy counter. He said he wanted to say hi to Sass. Yeah, Sass is your... Sassy! What's up? How you doing? What's up, dude?

Legend, Will. You're like his hero. Really? Yes. Wow. Yeah. We've got to reevaluate that. He texted me on Tuesday.

He's like, hey, is Nick Coletti coming? I love that dude. I grew up watching all his videos. I'm friends with your cousin. Oh, yeah, Nate. Yeah. I love your videos, too. Thank you.

No, what? What? Holy shit. Oh! Oh, no! cousin oh yeah yeah yeah i love your videos too thank you yo what holy oh no oh dude hey i do gotta say like i'm sure it's been talked about but your fucking draft video yeah it was good oh that was good bro yeah taylor and i tickled we were tickled oh dude yeah i was laughing some great stuff out there we tickled pink eat a Eat a little bit. No way. The way he took his fucking charger off the phone, too. It's those subtle things. That was a good charade for that, brother. Took his charger off the phone.

Just like that. Just like that. Oh, my God. This is a great show. I got to listen to this. Dude, it's fun. We literally do nothing for an hour every day. We never really have any plan.

Sounds like busting with the boys. Yeah. Sounds like what we usually do. A little more coordinated plan. Sounds like busting with the boys. Yeah. Sounds like what we usually do. A little more coordinated now. Yeah, we've gotten a little bit better. Actually, tomorrow we have a draft that's going to be very fun. Oh, yeah. What's it on?

Hamburger draft. So you have to come up with an ingredient that starts with an H, A, and M, and then you mix it all together. Into ground beef and make a burger. Wow. Nick, are you going to be here, though? Not Nick, but Nick, are you going to be here? Or Nick, are you going to be here though? Not Nick, but Nick, are you going to be here? Or Nick, are you going to be here? I think so.

I'll be here tomorrow, yeah. Take my spot. I would actually be funny if we swapped Nicks. Yeah, yeah. I swear. Take my spot. I wouldn't do that. It's what the people want. He couldn't do it. That's not true, dude. You bring a lot of out.

You're sexy, dude. You had no idea of out. Yeah. You're sexy, dude. You had no idea how much I needed that. Yeah. Really. It's been like a long, long, like 28 years. I needed that. Yeah. Can somebody just send that to me?

Can I just clip that? Not joking in the slightest bit. You just got to hear it. In the slightest bit. Yeah. Fuck yeah. All right. Taylor, anything?

I think you look fantastic. Thanks, man. See, there you go. Oh, let's go. Everyone go listen to Boston anything? I think you look fantastic. Thanks, man. See, there you go. Let's go. Everyone go listen to Bustin' with the Boys with Taylor and Will. Nick's going to come on part of my take right now. Love that.

Coming up in a week or so. Anything else? Oh, Sass, plug your dates. Arlington. Arlington. Arlington. Arlington. Fourth and the fifth. June 3rd.

June 3rd and June 4th. June 3rd and June 4th. Arlington. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up. Show us what your first joke would be. No. Or how would you stand?

How would you stand for your first joke? How would you stand? I'm not going to stand. Do the entrance. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Just walk in. Do the entrance.

You've got to buy tickets if you want to see it. No, Sash. You've got to buy tickets. If you want to see it, you've got to buy tickets. Come on. Just show us the walk in. No. I'll take my shirt off at the show, too. And I'll give tickets. No, Sasquatch. You want to see, you got to buy tickets. Come on, just show us the walk-in. No. I'll take my shirt off at the show, too.

And I'll give my opinion on Hank and Rhea. Oh, holy fuck. Oh, there it is. All the shirtless you right there. Those nipples. Is that real? Yeah. You're still wearing a mask.

That's what it looks like, dude. It's not bad. What did you do? What have you done? I had too much soy as a kid. They look carved out. They look like there's some depth to those nipples. Inverse depth.

All right. Well, great show, everyone. Brandon just left. Yeah, he's gone. This is our feelings. Second launch is here. Great. Everyone subscribe to Rasslin.

Rasslin. Subscribe to Rasslin. All right. Thanks, boys. Appreciate it. Thanks for having us, right. Thanks boys. Appreciate it. Having us man. Yeah. This was

awesome. It's the act It's the act Yeah, it's time to talk shop And do a Yankee pop It's the act It's the act Bye.