The Yak - KB Confesses to a SHOCKING Crossword Cheating Scandal | The Yak 5-6-25

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

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Take me back to the back gala man back gala Take me back. Where's che? Think he's not here Do you stay an extra day you must have He must have uh Yeah, back gala last night and the content that we got inside of there if only it was filmed Oh my god, it was literally I said it after when we left it was it was a movie that just never Made it to theaters. That's called an experience. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that was a thing. No, it was it was good, but we we

Grossly made a big time mistake not live streaming the game Which I did do for my phone for overtime, but yeah that that's hand up. I I don't know why That didn't happen. I would have been the game to do it right yeah, and the second game was incredible, too But yeah, we were we were serving yeah, I feel like I don't know even know what happened based on the clip Well, I think that's what Dave Was going for because that's kind of the Met Gala is you don't know what's going on you just see them outside and then on The inside you just don't have an idea But it was good. It was a it was basically just like a party where we were watching sports you guys look really good

Especially you really yeah, you know mr.. Formal wear fucking hooked it up. That was your formal wear. Yeah, no Mr. Formalware fucking hooked it up. That was awesome. Mr. Formalware? Yeah, that's my guy. Yeah, that was nice. Yeah. You rocked it. He absolutely hooked it up. Everyone else is good. Who? Penis is good. Penis? Penis. Your penis. Oh yeah, I pissed one out at 2am.m. Last night when I got home. Oh wow Yeah, now that is that considered another one or this just remnants or was it? No, that's another way That was a new one. I have two new ones So when you just piss it out no doctor's appointment, I should have saved it But it was 2 a.m. And we had just spent the whole day Traveling and doing everything and I was staring at it in the toilet with my piss in the toilet

And I was like, I'm just gonna go to bed. Yeah. So, because what's gonna happen is I'm gonna pull it out, go to a doctor's appointment, the doctor's gonna be like, hey, try to drink more water and eat less salt. And I'll be like, oh, okay, cool. Same thing as last time. That's what it comes down to. Yeah.

But I called my shot, I told Nick on the plane, I was like, it's coming. You saw a split stream. I was going split stream. And unless you- Oh, unless you was stopping that. I told Nick on the plane. I was like it's coming you saw a split stream I was going split and unless unless you was stopping that yeah The split stream happened the split stream happens for like the two or three pisses before unless you e jacked at the gala But I don't think you did you jack at the gala didn't Jerry O'Connell almost did he looked like he almost did you see his hog? The movement was oh everything came together at that moment. Yeah He's a TJ pull up the hog when he thrusts it was pull up the hog his hog the movement was oh everything came together at that moment yeah he's a TJ pull up the hog when he thrusts it was pull up the hog it was something he

made Titus look like me look at this My goodness He was just assaulting hang and a poke someone's eye out and what was how much did he win on his bet I think it was like ten bucks. I think I think you want 40 body. Yeah But responsibly at some point during the 40 bucks at some point during overtime, Brandon turned to me and goes, is the, the let's go Nick's guy. That's Jerry O'Connell. Cause you could hear, you could just hear like a guy just yelling, let's go. Let's go. Next. Then Jalen Bronson all in Hank's here. And then, yeah, finally dawned on he would, that was funny. He would do that. And then in the timeouts, he he would he would kind of rest during the timeouts where he would just get Maybe an inch from Hank's ear and just whisper Bing Bong a thousand times He was having the time of his life the time of his at what point

Does he just join the ship? I know I think he's still I think he's his he's got two daughters in high school still Yeah, yeah We, we golf with him I'd like the photo comparison ofody from Toy Story and the green dinosaur You're probably not the best color choice for a Nick Celtics game Yeah, he said he bought it a month before the event. He didn't think the Knicks were gonna make the Yeah, Jerry yeah, we played golf with him Yeah, yeah, he looked he choked out Dave got written up in the New York Post. Oh He said he had no choice, but he had to Bing Bong Dave after

We're tied. I have to go Bing Bong Dave. Yeah. So yeah, it was uh flights Nick did it he did it I was very very very nervous on the way there, and I thought about bailing as we were walking out to the line The takeoff was vertical and nobody warned me and I was in the backward seat Yeah, nobody warned me. It goes straight up straight up. Yeah, I think yeah, it's a lot of thrust. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know that Flight back I was just tired and everybody smelled like smoke the flight there Zupy shit smell the whole plane up wait. Yeah, we didn't talk about that wait What's on the plane jet and he's not here to defend himself? So I do think we should talk about this now wait because I was sleep was about 40 minutes 40 minutes left in the flight

I thought that was just a bad fart No, he took a shit on the plane said it was a long piss and I was like no piss is that long He said but I also couldn't figure out the flusher tightest Yeah, I watched Nick confront him and he had no story like like he the soupy soupy thought he got away with it And Nick Nick had Nick took Zupy's camera put it on Zupy and was just like did you shit on the private plane? He was flustered for like five seconds. I yeah, he had no response. I was sleeping I got woken up by the smell right and I thought it was a fart and then oh He didn't he open that door a savage he opened that door and immediately and the size of that plane He might as well have shit on my chest. Yeah it woke me up from a deep sleep.

We might have to call him but he vehemently denied. I had shit pains 12 minutes into the flight. It was a three hour flight. I took 35 tums. I had kidneys I thought my stomach was going to explode. I was going to die up there I was not going to shit and that motherfucker just strolled back there. It was like 30 minutes left in the flight. Oh my god. Yeah, you asked for my Tums and I yeah, we both were heroes. I was fighting it dude I goose bumps when you have kidney stones You have to like sometimes I just would sit on the toilet and just fart for like 10 minutes being like what is happening to me I couldn't do that. Was that Zupes first time on the PJ? Yes. Yes. Oh He said last time for sure

It's kind of a mile high club last time for sure. It's kind of a mile high club. Last time for sure. It's not a lot of space. It's it's a quarter of this. Listen, listen. Brandon, are you 100 percent sure? Because you were right by the bathroom. My head was right by. I was. Oh, you were sleeping. I was sleeping. My head. Oh, you're on the couch. Yeah, my head was two feet from his asshole shitting

Jesus Christ a coy boy like him could use some barbarism on his portfolio. That's right That's a good point. Yeah, I'm actually you know what I'm cool with it. You just got a did you just get a voicemail? From Jerry O'Connell. Oh, yeah Trying to find some secrets company secrets um Kyle do you want to do this man? Oh? No, I thought I mean yeah I'll make more of a statement tomorrow on our podcast. Oh don't hear them wait. What happened? This is something horrible happened fill me in it's um It's um

It's so bad We do a crossword every day together after the yak and it's a great bonding experience We have different walks of life come and join us in the studio It's our chance to bond with our co-workers that we don't typically work with They'll hop in we'll do a crossword puzzle together and it's awesome to see these people grow to love Puzzling yeah, Eddie got obsessed white socks Dave got obsessed to a point where he stopped doing anything else They were doing what I think I have a reputation of being one of the better players I think you're the best player. Oh, no They were doing a crossword yesterday, okay, and you guys were correct me

If I'm wrong giving up on a puzzle because you couldn't solve it We were like in that stage where it's like. Oh, this is dragging. We're not even happy. We're not having fun Mm-hmm. I don't want to do this anymore So he's here they went to and that's that part's fair that that's you want to get that's that's well It'll become unfair soon they want to a new Google tab just to look up the one they couldn't get and They started typing and all the recent Google searches were hints from the puzzle I was cheating Kyle's phone is connected to the Google account

Kyle's been cheating on crosswords for how long you've been cheating on crosswords. It wasn't the first time It wasn't the tenth do we have a I've done it several times. We have a clip of it. No. No, there's no We don't film these this is our this is purely Kyle stuff. Yes, love of the game. I'm still in the stage where I'm more pissed that I got caught Because why the fuck was my phone? Computer that anyone can use. Wait, so what was there who was in the room? Cody, Maresh, Moek Yeah, you guys weren't solving that and they all saw Your Google search they saw all the recent hints that that Kyle's solved including search searches that I did prior to the crossword

Which might have been more wait, so you show up to crossword time with? Some some of the answers already in your head no Sometimes when we're stuck and I am not having fun anymore, I'll look up some of the answers on my phone discreetly to boost morale. How do you? Cause like everyone's, you guys have,

how many times have you celebrated a victory a lot take it back Guys felt Kyle that makes me more man. Oh my god. There's no pride on all of all of it Yeah, how do you present the answer when you? Cheat you you were the puzzler in my eyes. Oh my god. We don't have a puzzler anymore. Yeah, no, I'm done How do you? After this cooked after you look it up Kyle, how do you, after you look it up, Kyle, how do you present it to the room? Yeah. It's like a bashful like is, so this starts with an A, I think it might start with an A. Yeah, like, oh, is it, it's a fucking,

no way it's this. Yeah. Yeah, like one of those. Or you just straight up say, you know, try this. There it is. Oh my god in this particular I Was just curious about and I was looking up Springfield facts best date spots is not a sign that I'm cheating on my relationship I just wanted to talk about that on the podcast That's also iffy a lot of miles songs So yeah the source. What was the Albert? Okayu? Wug Wug about what on Springfield, Illinois? Okay? But the last four are cheap. That's the last four are you mean the top four the last top top four? Yeah cheating blatant acts of cheating did you try to what what who confronted you

MOOC screamed it Immediately, I don't know how he saw it. And right now I'm more pissed at him than ashamed that I did it. Okay. Yeah, that feels like a good, like you're gonna have to go through all the emotions. And right now it's just mad at Moog. I can't believe it. In my defense, all four of those, I wasn't the one who got it.

What? I never said the answer. I wasn't like oh that's black velvet but did you give hints that made it easier for them to you threw up probably yeah but I've also done the I've also just so wait claim Kyle Kyle are are you saying you've never you've never done a crossword puzzle Maddie natural I would say? I would say the majority of crosswords were natural. The majority were natural, but it doesn't matter.

Do you know the first thing I did? I can't imagine how you felt. Horrible. Cheated. Betrayed. I immediately went up and told Austin so we could get in Dave's ear. Because I think you should go unnamed. Everyone should know. I'm yeah. What's your I think your punishment is you have to finish a crossword daddy pen and paper. You think you can even do it? No chance. Fertility clinic donations. Over. It's over. I deleted the app.

No! No, like I went home and tried to rewire my brain. I can never do it again. Wait, no you can! You don't understand how astonishingly embarrassing this is. You came in today and the guys that you cheated in front of saw you and you said you went to take a walk? Like you couldn't see them yet, you couldn't look at them.

I walked in the opposite direction of my home I needed more time it's so embarrassing but Kyle not just the fact that I did that and I've done that but I got caught in that manner in Van Moek by mook what was his What did he say? He screamed, Kyle! Oh, no. And my heart sank. Did you see it pop up on screen before he noticed? No, I didn't even know my Google phone history was attached. Kyle, I know that you're going through it right now. I do think you love crosswords, so why wouldn't you just, like,

take a vow to just do every crossword for the rest of your life natural? Make it a positive. Turn it around. I think you need like take a vow to just do every crossword for the rest of your life natural? Make it a positive. I turn it around. I think you need to do a natty stream. Yeah, you do need to do a natty stream pen and paper I'll just expose myself. I don't have it. You don't think you'd be ever ever get out of that shit Right now you were the best right now I can't even like think of like I you don't understand how devastated I am Yeah, I'm pissed I got caught. I'm you know what you got to do is you got to find out that everyone else cheated. You got to frame them for cheating. So then it's like we're

all cheating. Yeah frame them. Yeah you can frame him. You can frame him. Nick, is he exiled now? I don't... No, I'm not gonna do it. I haven't been able to process it. It's like half of your guy's day. It might be worse for everyone else. This has really, really hit me hard. You're not even gonna...

90% of our conversations are about crossword puzzles. Like you're not... Our friendship is built on crossword puzzles. I was gonna say, we're not gonna see Kyle ever. I just don't know... That's half of your time I don't know. I couldn't you know anymore. I'm not gonna stick around. Oh I think we just need to drug test you I think you need to I think you need to go into the program where you get a suspension and then there's just random drug tests

At random times like let me see your phone. Yeah. And make sure that you haven't been cheating. And I think you can get clean. You can get clean. Only if he wants to, though. And I don't think he wants to. The worst part is, I think he liked it. I think it felt good to him.

Yeah, did you like it? The worst part is, I was so good at cheating. I didn't know that was going to happen. Yeah. I guess we have to forgive you then if you're that sorry oh man Kyle just change the puzzle. Maybe don't do crossword puzzle. Maybe do different crossword puzzles. Have you been cheating at the other ones? The dozen yes

Dude I got a rebrand I got I don't know what to do. Maybe just become a dumb jock. I want to be dumb. I think that's easier because I am dumb in a lot of arenas. Right. So just lean into those. I'm going to try that. Yeah. Just be a dumb guy. Yeah. Yeah. You can't do that. You're not dumb. You're not dumb. But no, I know. I know like extensive amounts of facts about certain things. Right. But the majority general knowledge, but no I know I know like extensive amounts of facts about certain things right but the majority general knowledge I don't know shit. What do you know more facts than most people about? Very obscure thing anything If you added up your totality of facts your your your stack is high no because like some facts are more significant than others

By the way, I was in a Boulder, Colorado over the weekend on Pearl Street the like main Promenade thing that goes through the town. There's a guy that hangs out there My wife grew up there and she said he's been there for her entire life There's a guy who just stands there and instead of busking with guitar or doing juggling or shit He knows every single zip code in the country. Oh my god I sat there and watched him for ten minutes that I couldn't stop thinking about Did you like quiz? Yeah, my mom my mom was with with us and she's from they live in a small town in Indiana now And and he's going around and like people are saying New York City's zip codes and LA and stuff like that

My mom's like rubbing her hands and she's like watch this and hits him with her and he just he's like you're from you know He said the town my my mom's from that's and then he even knew like restaurants that in the house You do like one little nugget every single zip code blew my mind, and then I thought KB would like to know about this now. I would because that's like that has to be like tens of thousands of different numbers one guy said like 10015 or something which you know is New York or something and the guy goes You're from and I'm making up the streets obviously, but he's like you're from you're from New York City Manhattan 126 Street and fifth or something like that. Oh guys the guys like what the fuck

That's incredible. Yeah. Is there footage of it? Yeah, we got to see footage of this. I went back to record it. I need, I'll just go back now. Next time I'm there. I went back to it. So funny. Cause I was like, I should actually record this for KB and I walked back to record it. And the second I walk up to him and I start, I press record, he's going through the whole thing and he just stops on a dime and he's like you guys want to see Me juggle Because he had been doing it for like 20 minutes, and he was like bored with himself. He's like all right I'm gonna juggle now and I

Yeah, can we see this guy all this it was unreal oh? My god, I mean he does that shit. Oh, he's done oh he's got it all I know where you live that's a great leave without paying I know where you live yeah that's the guy right there oh man we gotta see it you got to find video of this TJ oh I wonder how much he makes a year he probably makes bank like yeah it's actually a really interesting skill to have yeah, huh, someone from Auburn, Alabama He got Yeah Yeah, that's exactly

Oh United States suck what's that? It's a chain. It's like a plastic Texas it looks like Florida All right, let's get to the zip code the j that the juggling isn't great, but... I've seen juggling. Yeah, juggling is... That looks like a great downtown area. Yeah, this is the guy. Yeah, it does.

Hi, did you know your zip code where you're from? What is it? 3-3-4-6-2. They came from a place called Lake Worth, Florida. Oh my god. That was quick. Because I'm theip code man Neighborhood in the world late worth Florida is right outside of West Palm Beach

And on the Florida turnpike In the travel stop right near Lake Worth. They have a native Jesus and that's really good french fries. Oh my god. But anyways nice to have you here from Lake Worth Florida. Okay I'll tell you all about where this lady came from. Mark Smith, what's your name? Claire. I'll tell you all about where Claire came from. Here it goes. Claire, what's your zip code? 67502. Claire came from a nice little town called Hutchinson, Kansas Oh my god, that's super unreal And Hutchinson, Kansas is a really nice town right in the middle of Kansas

And so it's really nice to have you here from Hutchinson, Kansas And in high school there you were on the basketball team. Volleyball team. And you had a pretty good volleyball team. Now, is anybody else here from outside of Boulder beside Hutchinson, Kansas? Kyle, if you can defeat Zip Code Van, you can earn your stripes back. This is so insane. Oh, this guy over here, watch this. I'm going to tell you where this guy came from, Your stripes back. This is so insane.

It's crazy. This is awesome. I could watch this all day. Oh my god Yeah, he knows like facts about He doesn't even need to brainstorm Just instantly And there's places where you can get really good southern food Like Grits and Hushboy

Wait, so has he been all these places? And so it's really nice to have him here Yeah, I don't know From Charlotte, North Carolina I was skeptical, I thought like, does he have plants working for him, and then I want to have my mom do it I don't want it forever. I do my mom's on his payroll. I don't know but Yeah, he'll just sit there and do it for hours Wow Oh, he came all the way from Hyderabad. Wow. Oh my god.

I dare you to believe that in your head. From Hyderabad, India. What? Whoa, what? Indian ones? That changes everything. It's unreal. Yeah.

I'll tell you all about where this lady came from, and if it's in the United States, I'll tell you where she ate. What zip code? 82190. This lady came from a place that doesn't actually have too many restaurants. She came from one of my favorite national parks. Yellowstone National Park. Oh my God. Oh yes.

And they have this really nice geyser there called Old Faithful. He's incredible. But I... My wife said that he was there when Old Faithful. He's incredible. My wife said that he was there when she was growing up, which would mean the internet was kind of in its infancy. Right. To where how would he have done this? I think he's maybe been everywhere. Library?

Is there like a book? Yeah, he goes to the library and studies the book. But like how would you? He's that committed to doing it. He said the Charlotte Airport, which I've been in, and's right, you know the the Rockington. Yeah. Yeah, but like That's not something you find out on Google, right? Oh Well, I mean look at me. I was looking up like Springfield facts to have yeah true What did yeah, so he wasn't he doesn't even think about it

He just I mean the second you say right he's always cheating TJ TJ Can you look up how many zip codes there are in the US? And I expected him to be more socially inept yes, oh he's in it Yeah, then he gets bored with himself. He's like all right. I'm gonna juggle now and the starts juggling Remember to put that in perspective like I know only a hundred and ninety eight capitals. Oh My god, and we're blown away by yeah, you knowing that because I mean that is insane that you know all those And that's a hundred ninety eight of those fourteen thousand and forty one forty one thousand Yeah, like do you think you could even? if you sat down and you're like hey name just professional athletes

could you could you get to 41,000 I don't think I don't know oh yeah there's that game people play on a flight they try to name a thousand before their flight lands on a notebook that's crazy yeah probably not thousands I don't know if I remember all the zip codes I've lived in in my life. No, I couldn't even just do that. No, I don't know at all. Oh yeah, I definitely can't. I don't even think I remember the one from Brooklyn. I don't remember New York.

Insane. Shit. Hutchinson, Kansas. I know the one I grew up in and the one I live in now. I can't remember any other one. Damn it. I just want to go out there and I want to go out. Yeah.

I want to take 1,000 guys with me and I want to go down the line. I just want to watch him do it. In my head, he wouldn't be able to get wheeling and name restaurants there, but he would. Absolutely would. We'd get out there, man. Put him to the test

Shit, that lady you live at Yellowstone. Yeah, that was weird. I was where I think she's trying to throw him off Yeah, I had a buddy. It was born in Yosemite. Oh whoa Casey Casey Casey Hancock so this shouldn't We should still like Kyle did she oh yeah We should still like Kyle did cheat. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. So I think the plan is to have him do a...

A natty. A natty, natty's natty. So pen and paper. Pen and paper. He doesn't seem interested in doing a natty. And then he has to agree to routine checkups. Fair. Where it's just like, hey Kyle, let me see your phone real quick.

I think it would be anticlimactic. Yeah, can I just cuz I would nail him and he's gonna go it would soften the blow of the cheating act He's going on more. Why didn't you go in Cognito mode? Yeah here on out start. Yeah Private mode has saved you oh Man were you did you sleep last night? I mean I Read a self-help book David Bayer, I don't want you to did you yeah, I had to change something quit uh

Crossword puzzles though love I have to does he love the puzzles love cheating Yeah, what did you love one? Did you love more? thrill of cheating or the thrill of getting the puzzle that you knew the ones you knew are the ones you cheated to get which Were more satisfying or is it the power you held over everyone in the room you were the Savior you knew something They don't know I'll say I cheated when I when it was over and we weren't having fun anymore You recaptured the fun in order to get make people feel pride in themselves. Yeah. Oh, I did it you cheated for them Yeah, I cheated for them. They cheated for you, Nick.

So I should thank you. But how many have we collectively given up on and checked? A lot. Didn't cheat those. No, that's fair. Actually, I have a couple of them. It's a joke. Shit.

But honey, think of all the women I didn't Man I could have could have oh yeah I'm like heartbroken for you. It's a weird emotion cuz I like anyone else I'd be like I can't believe you did that but it's like yeah, I know you love the game And the game led you astray No, no the game did not lead him astray. Can we stop that narrative? Did you? When did you start doing it? Did you feel the game was passing you by? And you needed to you always been doing? Yeah. Yeah.

Even in New York, we were standing all together. Yeah, more so than you would just like take a step like 15 guys easier to do it. Oh man Do you regret the cheating at all? I regret getting caught I'm not even lying that I got caught. Yeah so much So really if you didn't get caught it would never have you never would have Had the feeling on your own volition being like maybe I'll stop now. Yeah, I've never felt guilt doing yeah, yeah Yeah, and the crossroads are hard. I don't know how you guys do it. I used to walk over and see it and just be like uh Yeah, I got nothing yeah, that's me, too

Would you I was never good before yesterday that he was the best far and away Like we're and I use who I strive to be we're taking a hit as a company because we just lost like what our Shining beacon of intelligence. Yeah, we lost our best puzzler. Yeah Yeah, it was all I think our next best puzzle. I saw me smokes Man, he's like Barry Bonds. You were already a Hall of Fame caliber guy, but then you wanted to be a god Yeah, I can't even accept that company. I Mean I guess I can say it's very rare that I did it but yeah, it doesn't have be a lie It would be a lie it would be a lie it was it was but

it's worse to make excuses the the younger kids around here idolized Kyle when they walked in that room they just wanted to impress you they wanted to get one right in a puzzle and And I loved that feeling. Lucas Blutman came in here before this. He was like head down kind of moping. I was like, what's going on? What's happening? He's like, I'm just disappointed.

He's real beat up. And yeah, he's like, Kyle, I got a question for you that's going to hurt all of us possibly. When we when we do Sporkle as a group. Oh, too. It's like no one even notices Cheating on this work. I'm out like every time no. I'm kidding I've never done that okay, and I don't do I don't cheat on the personal ones that I do on my phone But the sporkles it's I again. It's like I'm trying to help everyone else be happier.

It is true. When we like finish one that we're stuck on... The happiness is still real. The moment was still real. For them. Yeah. Yeah. He created the moment for them. Right.

If anything, you should, like, your only crime was that you wanted people to be happy. I did so much for them. Right. Like your only crime was that you wanted people to be happy. I added so much for them, right? But that's like letting your dad like your dad lets you beat him and basketball or something. Yeah It's all So Nick you've never solved the crossword puzzle Wow Hmm. I've never solved a crossword puzzle with my peers. Oh my god. It's so many were real Stavador was real didn't touch my phone Stavador was real Stavador was real But it doesn't matter no have you told Ed he fucking loves you man he defies me

Eddie oh my god Ed Worships the boy. Oh, no, I'll let him sit there and struggle. Not get a single one. I was calm. Oh this is tough. If I find out Stevedore was fake. Stevedore was real. Stevedore has to be real. We guessed on that when we were just trying to figure it out means a dock worker By the way if you notice Mountain Dew all over the studio Because summer in Chicago is heating up, and we love hanging out with our buddies Nothing goes better with summertime shy and hanging with your friends than the refreshing citrusy kick a Mountain Dew Listen these are throwback cans. They're beautiful. I'm so glad they're back. It's so awesome.

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A 10 day forecast with one cloud. One cloud. One single cloud. Wow. Fake spring is over real springs here I think I'm gonna be inside all summer why I've been playing halo Yeah, I got an Xbox. Do you know what I might want to start playing again? It's GTA. That'd be fun I didn't know and this is just me next year 26. Yeah, I got moved back again I thought it was coming in like three weeks Move to the year. I didn't know that there hasn't been a new one since 2013 a long time I didn't realize it was that long. I didn't had no idea because I've been out of the gaming world

It's still I just thought they put a new one out every two years My son's a huge Tommy's a huge gamer and he doesn't know He's never played GTA. That's crazy. This next one, he'll be. That'll give him so many new ideas. He'll be 15, he'll be 16 years old when it comes out. 15. I need to get like a limitless drug so that I can not sleep and start gaming again.

What was the one where you could be like an evil ice cream truck? That was Twisted Metal. Twisted Metal was another one I remember. Sweet Tooth. GTA. Those were days. Yeah, just like being like, oh, the new GTA is out.

Just clear my schedule for the next three weeks. I'm not going to see sunlight. So it's 2026? Yeah. It's a show. Laying outside last week. Oh. But a new trailer came today.

A new trailer hit today. Yeah. I don't know why they're doing a trailer a year in advance, but whatever. I think movies do that, right? How does the trailer look? It looked like GTA. A lot of, what did you say, TJ? Big booty Latinas? I said it looks like your big booty Latina girlfriend

is a main plot point of the game. Oh, that's pretty cool. It's a GTA about Nidu? Yeah. It looks like there's a romance element to it. What? Nidu, he said last night, the reason he didn't come was he couldn't have a plus one.

He couldn't have a plus one. But nobody had a plus one. Nobody in the entire, none of us had. Pep did, Gilly did, but yeah. Yeah, he said that he wouldn't have felt right going to a back gala on Cinco de Mayo without a hot Latina. And then he posted a guy that looks just like him with a hot Latina. Yeah.

To prove that it's possible. To prove that in an alternate world. I wasn't invited to the Beck Gala. Sadly, I had to decline due to the fact that when I am dressed to the nines, I only show up when I can have a baddie with me. Me including my beautiful plus one was declined and to be fair Latinas on Cinco de Mayo only made sense anyway. Sorry y'all I Know we were all

What did he say was the dumbest question he's ever been asked oh? It was like quote tweeted it was like live with Rico for a year or something now if you'd ever been with a Spanish one Oh, that was Dumb question Man I want to go back to the back. Do we have a update on mincy today? Oh, yeah All time We get we get we leave the back gal around eight o'clock. We get back on the plane to come back we're in we're in the air and We get we leave the back gal around eight o'clock. We get back on the plane to come back.

We're in we're in the air. And so like to explain, we flew down on Monday morning. So it was a one day trip. We flew down Monday morning. We all had like backpacks or whatever. Threw it on the plane. Get there. Do the back gala. Throw our backpacks back on the plane. Get there, do the Beck Gala, throw our backpacks back on the plane, get it back to Chicago. We're in the air and we get a text from security guard Mike and he said, hey, just a heads

up, Mincy's bag is on your plane. How? There was at no point, I don't think I saw, I saw Mincy for like two seconds. There was at no point did our bags cross each other and at no point Would he have his bag? Like I don't understand how his bag ended up on our play under the impression that he was always gonna be on the plane I don't know how he was never in a car with us never in the car that had the bags He was never in the hotel where our bags were temporarily where we change

It was there a day before I was never on the plane there, and he wasn't on the plane back his bag Ended up on the jet and he didn't take a red eye last night. He's flying back with no bag so why soon because Like I think Megan took a red ice or yeah took her bags to the event so she could go to the airport You do that, but he wasn't He wasn't getting on a plane. Oh At least I'm the best dressed guy in the Phoenix Airport Why am I wearing the same suit last night?

No, it was not because I was an all-night bender. I checked my bag at DraftKings yesterday I saw my clothes on it put it up up, did everything right. What? No! No! Unfortunately misunderstanding, our security grabbed all the bags and threw them on the flight to Chicago last night. So, hey, I'm here, I'm having to rock my suit, my new shoes, whatever on the flight back, it's totally on brand, but hey, we're in one piece. We're looking pretty damn good. It's a threes. Far from the course.

So, I mean, it wouldn't have it any other way. We got an email that if you're flying out tonight, bring your bags. He had no reason to bring his bag. No, no, no, that wasn't even... That was a text. The group, the text that he was not on saying, hey, bring your bag. But I think there was overarching to other people. But there was no need for him to bring...

He wasn't flying out. He brought his bag to the event At the hotel Email told him to yeah, I thought he traveled After the event was over he would go to the back back back check He packed up his room to go to draft case We checked into his hotel on Sunday bring his bags to the event he had already spent a night there You already spent a night there. You got there Sunday And he was expecting at the end of the back alley gives back back go back to the hotel

reopen and unpack And he's like I did everything right oh my god Everything right and the only thing that would make it more crazy is like it means he was in the bag himself Yeah, how about possible I? Thought we were gonna have his wallet. I have I had I don't know how many bags yet I have one in my house You have as we were leaving last night like the guy that was handling the bags at the airport was like anybody know who do I do with this and I was one of the last people to leave so I was like I guess I have to take it

Oh my god. Yeah, he's something else. What should we do with it? Should we I think we got it would you have it at your house? I forgot to bring it in shit I was to say we should do it on boxing Yeah, I don't I couldn't even imagine what's in there different slimes and goops Pocket for goop and one for slime and then like a side one for crud and then what a side one for crud And then what desktop computer But like I just need I need to know what he Did everything right he did one thing did one out of one thing wrong yeah? One thing to do any he missed he went on purpose you try to smuggle. You can't do it on part

What if we knew? He was doing on purpose. You try to smuggle. You can't do it on part. Oh Shit if I got shit at my house right now. Yeah, what if that bag is hot? Oh shit? I got a you got a live chicken or something. Yeah And then what about him saying that the sperm ray sirs had contact. Oh, yeah Oh forgot about that made no sense. Is that real mincy was like yeah real crazy coincidence My friend wants to be in a sperm race. This was right after we talked about it on the yak yeah They contacted him, but he said it was before we even talked to them. That's what he claims He's got a bunch of sperm in that bag ready to go There's no way there's no way the campy boy about sperm

race what do you mean somebody wanted me to do what what what the same mincy what who invited you to the sperm race I have a buddy that's gonna do it the poker world and he was like tell me it it would be the funniest thing of all time if you did it. The funniest thing of all time. Did you do it? It's not yet. It's open invitation right now. Are you going to do it?

I mean, the funniest thing is the same day I got invited, Big Cat brought up me and the sperm race and the act. So I got hit up about sperm race. Yeah. It's pretty funny. Oh my God. Funniest thing. How devastating would it be

if his sperm just destroyed all of you what if it's jack Like really hot Really handsome. Oh, there's a real hot dude there last night right I saw he was stunning wait Who was that we did he was he was a guest of somebody else? What I got a scribbe them hot as fuck I call it mark Adam. I called him already me Fidelberg and mark were checking him out. It was crazy to see just People like walked around him like they they treated him with describe what he looks like hands perfect. Oh perfect Stubble he had a white coat on a black jacket black pants, but I went to the bathroom

We were all gonna go try to find a dessert table I walk out they're talking to him. Yeah, and lo and behold his name is Nick Yeah, and so Titus was like I'm done with you. Yeah. Yeah, I walked away didn't see him for the rest of night Yeah, what was next? He's an actor and he's uh his photos don't do him justice but it was so wild to see somebody that looks like that the way the public right just Walk around him delicately John white oh Nick John white let me see that Nick John white look at this guy

Sounds like oh, whoa, whoa in person was crazy Wow Yeah, and we were like who is this guy touched him. Yeah Did he did he like fuck with you though? Yeah, of course oh my god commanded attention yeah Person that's the best more of all the hottest fucking these yeah, what do you rock? It looks great better in person if you go by three names you got to be either really hotter Yep Said he's an actor. That's what he said.

Well he wouldn't come out and tell you he's a killer. Photos don't even come close. Am I wrong to say he looks like a hot Malisek? Oh that's not fair. Especially the one on the left. Wonder what his drink taste was. He rolled up? That stubble dude, that might be the,

you could pick one thing, like I think I would take the stubble over six-pack. Hot stubble? Yeah, the hot movie star stubble. Look at his cheekbones. His girlfriend does golf content, I guess. So he was her plus one. That's right, yes. Oh, so her.

Oh, wait. I love her. Is that the cart girl? No. Sorry. Yes, I love her. Oh my the cart girl? No, sorry. Yes. I love her. Oh my god I know I used to DM with her because I was gonna like do this whole American blog series on her. I love her She's my favorite cart girl. She was girls. Do you know several they're very creative with their cart design. She like puts in work

Oh my god. Sorry. That's very exciting for me. I love her Oh my god, sorry, that's very exciting for me. I love her She She like goes above and beyond and does like special cart design and drinks and outfits she like coordinates her cart every day with like She's the hardest-working cart gal in the biz. Well, she landed Nick John White. Yeah Have you talked? Oh, look at that That's you know, that's such a cocky hot guy pose did he talk to you no Oh, and she's so nice too. He was a nice guy

Yeah, was he oh, I was yeah, hoping I hope he was a nice man my back out Losing a lot of money and also feeling like my stomach was gonna explode so it wasn't the funnest Man, what's the pain? Yeah, how does that work? It's one to ten it Goes in like wait. It's like starts so when it goes from your kidney to your ureter That's where the like significant pain is that's Saturday was I woke up and I was like oh my back really hurts Is it is peeing it out the worst part, though? Peeing it out is painful, but it's not as painful as when it's moving in your body.

And then this time was weird because I had crazy nausea. I just puked randomly twice this weekend. Like, I was sitting on Sunday night. We came in to do PMT, and I was sitting watching the Cavs-Pazers game. Oh, I heard that. Oh, you did? Yeah, it was loud.

Yeah, I'm a loud puker. And I was just sitting there, and I was sitting watching the Cavs Pacers game. I heard that. Oh, you did? Yeah, it was loud. Yeah, I'm a loud puker. And I was just sitting there and I was feeling totally normal. And then all of a sudden it felt like I took a tequila shot on a roller coaster and just went and puked. Like, it's like it was it's one of those like instant like, oh, shit, now I have to puke. Like, and I ran to the bathroom. Yeah, I was next to Jack and he was like, your guy, Jack Wiper.

It's like, I think like it's at the point where we should check on him. I think he's fine. He's got kidneys. Yeah, I was next to Jack and he was like your guy Jack Wiper. He's like, I think like it's at the point We should check on him. I think he's fine. He's got kidneys. Yeah, I'm fine But we were growing up like they would say like pissing out kidney stones was ten out of ten pain Well, I think that if it's like so mine are on the smaller side. They're five millimeters and up they do the lasers Oh surgery minor mine were four millimeters and three millimeters. So they vibrate you? Yeah, they vibrate you. And then yeah, I mean, I pissed mine out. It hurts. You can feel it coming too. Like last night I could, my stomach hurt all night and I was like, I think this is gonna happen soon. And then the dual piss on the plane. But like having passing one on a private jet had

to have been like, no, it wasn't. It't it was at home yeah it would have been sick wouldn't been as sick as Zupy shit we need it all right he's on a plane we need to talk to a hound dog you send him the zoom link and see if he's crazy move yeah the PJ toilet is a prop he's gonna deny this I don't think sounds like he tried to like it, but he was flustered and then just said I didn't do it And I here's the thing that really I was filming him when I accused him and he goes I edit this this won't make the car Oh now it will zoom II I mean, we don't have to ask that's the guiltiest man alive. Yeah That's so crazy that I cuz I went back to sleep

But I vividly remember waking up your head was probably Yeah, five and a half inches from turd. Yeah Yeah, I was right there Yeah, it's not far. You're on the same plane as the turd eyes looking a little pink. What hour was it in into the trip? Well, it was it was on the way there. I Want to say it happened. It was late in the flight. It was it was like It was on the way there. I want to say it happened. It was late in the flight.

It was like probably 30 minutes left in the flight, maybe 45 minutes left in the flight. We had been on the plane for two and a half hours. So he probably had tried to make it. And then he finally saw the finish line was just a little too far. And I think he gave in. He was in there a while.

And as soon as he opened it up, stink. What a savage. So you- It's a savage move. How could he have, let's, let's, let's live a, let's say that he has to poop. He does, there's no avoiding it. Yeah.

What's the best way to go about it if you're him? Where it's like, I am going to poop on this plane. You say, listen everybody, I'm sorry. Yeah, this is bad. Pre-apology. Yeah, like I have an issue. I have no choice. And everyone would be able to, you know,

stop breathing through their nose. You'd have to wake me up. Yeah. Oh, because now I'm thinking, I've been trying to breathe through my nose when I'm sleeping. Right. So I was just, I wimped. You really.

I just got deep in there. Yeah. It's embedded in your nose fibers. Oh my god That is a savage savage move, but like you don't even do that on a boss innocent No proven guilty you don't all I'm saying was he was in there for a long while and it smelled of pure unadulterated shit you you We I've been on the RV many times and there's a very hard and fast rule You do not shit on the RV and the RV is like four times the size the cabin. So would you rather him sneak shit

or try to hold it and shit himself? No the only thing the only play if you have to do it is to just be like I have an emergency yeah and then everyone has to be like oh we feel bad but even we know we're silently judging you. Brandon was battling emergency yeah he asked for my tums five minutes into the five minutes into the trip. Yeah, I was panicking. I was panicking bad I was I Was closer to asking them to turn around than I was going? Oh Man Nick would have not liked that Would they do that no, but

What so he has two bags? What's Stephanie just sent me this Oh my god live update from the plane. I Don't wait Now this is even more so he had another bag, but he didn't check that one Also, I got a Liam sent me a clip of Mark going through the bag It was just his like suit bag with his stuff put in it mark who can he put his yeah? Yeah, I mean, I don't know I'd wait because he put his clothes in a suit He's a suit bag yeah the bag

I have is his suit bag and then it's like just a bunch of shit at the bottom like a bunch of shit So I I mean I wasn't like snooping as much as I was like trying to figure out if there's a better way to go About packing this stuff, so I just like zipped it open and then it looked like a bunch of just wadded up clothes And then there's like a shoebox. Oh you we brought drugs back. Yeah, I think there drugs in there somewhere. Yeah But it's just at a soup bag Diamonds I Am To a jewelry box Nice shoes Edmonds not diamonds

Just making sure if I'm holding his bag Bummin said Hank has his other bag. I don't know if that means here. We get three He only checked two out of three? What if he just had a gun? You don't mind taking a bag to the airport? Wait a minute, this is just very confusing now. Three bags.

Why would you not bring all your stuff to the... Yeah. Oh! Hey buddy! You! Hey! How's it going? What's up? I didn't realize this happened because I was sleeping, although I did wake up during it.

But what do you want to say for yourself? Brandon's lying. Brandon? It's Nick and Brandon. It's everybody on the plane, dude. I mean, just didn't happen. And I know how this goes. Zupy, stop.

Stop right there. I didn't know you were going to this goes. I'm so be stop stop right there I didn't know you were gonna do this. I didn't you went back there myself You were you were in there for ten minutes. You came out. It smelled like pure fucking shit Ten minutes is wildly dramatic Wildly dramatic soupy. I going to give you one chance right now. Okay. And I'm going to give you immunity, and you can edit it out of the stool streams, but you have to admit right now if you were shitting or not.

I will say hand up. Was not. And I know how this goes. Okay, well then it gets in. Then it gets in. Then the clip goes in. What clip? Of Nick interrogating you on the plane. And I know how this goes okay. Well then it gets in then it gets in then the clip goes in What clip of Nick interrogating you on the plane? Oh, they already deleted it. I already deleted it You're so guilty Yeah Okay, I know how this goes. There's nothing I can say that'll make you guys be like, oh you didn't This the poop stuff happens like quarterly at this company. So been accused of it before

This is his first He's getting so much the light out of this look at Just look how gleeful he is I take a page out of Kyle's book who has been cheating on the crossword for his entire life and just admit it I Listen if it was me I would admit it because If well no one else who went in there. Oh, jays if I did it did you guys really smell something it woke it? That was a brother like it's felt like I until I thought you were farting in your sleep He never I I had no idea

That this all had occurred except for the fact that I woke up being like man It smells like shit, and then went right back to sleep so this story Nick's telling it right now There's no joke about the odor Brandon when we landed he was like y'all know to Zupy shit And we were like was it a fart Zupy? It was a long piss you farted Farts dissipate like like two okay, and then you said not you said not how long were you in the bathroom? Like five minutes maximum I couldn't figure out the thing Okay, my first time on the plane I literally was pressing every button in there trying to figure out which one was flushing and I couldn't oh cuz you had to flush

the shit No, no, I was toilet paper. Why toilet paper? Wait, why was there toilet paper in there, Zupy? Well, because you pee standing up on a plane. It's not always going to be the cleanest operation. I don't want to just, like, leave that for you. Oh, my god, I think I'm starting to believe Zupy. Yeah, guys, I'm being as honest as I possibly can.

I'm sorry. There is no believing Zupy. He can do whatever he wants. The man went in the bathroom when he came out. I'm not a bad guy You're not a fan of all your work Brandon and do it Nick brought it up. Okay, so this whole I'm gonna Know Brandon didn't do it Nick brought it up. Okay, so this whole I'm gonna I all I know Two guys who I thought were my friends. I am your friend all I'm I I'm it smelled it smelled I'm sorry can I give one other theory sure the worst smelling farts in the world are pre poop farts and

Somebody else on the plane was holding in some serious poop from the beginning Maybe they saw soup he go in the bathroom and said this is the plane was holding in some serious poop from the beginning, maybe they saw Zupy go in the bathroom and said this is the right time to let it out. He was to the point where he couldn't fart. Right. Oh, because it was gonna come out. It was a sprint to the...

I was clenched. Zupy already admitted he farted. So I think twice. Yeah, there's two farts when they're that bad. When there's right there's nothing, that's just how it goes. Zupy, we were home playing for three hours. It looked like you tried to make it, you didn't quite make it, and you finally gave in.

I think that's a human thing to do. No, I just, the only reason I went to the bathroom was because we were going straight to the golf course and I didn't know if I would have a chance out there. All right. I think he's, he would he would tell us yeah we're all Zupy fans though yeah what he he would he would yes maybe yeah but you are on you are on thin ice when it's one when it comes to odors now I think you're on odor watch yeah okay I can't trust you Brandon you don't start out buying it. I

Mean I he wants to turn into personal fandom and everything I'm a fan of Titus and I'm fan of Dan fan of Kate if any of them shit on the plane I'd say this shit on plane. That's fat and and you should on a plane So you're 100%? I'm a hundred percent You're a hundred percent wrong. Oh, damn. That's fine, 100%. You got 100% off. I've... 100% off.

There is a slight difference of smell between fart and shit. And this was a shit smell. Undeniable, yeah. This was an open-air turd smell. The delight on Zupy's face, as he's talking about. He got away with it. That's the, yes. We don't have, we don't have. There's not enough proof. That's the most damning proof. I wasn't on the plane, I don't know, but I am seeing ay's face. He's talking about. He got away with it. That's the, yeah. We don't have, we don't have. There's not enough proof.

That's the most damning proof. I wasn't on the plane, I don't know, but I am seeing a man's face. Can they pump the? Yeah, I wonder if we could talk to Chuck's friend. Let's call Chuck's boy. Dude, there was so much. Yeah, that would be great.

That would be great. That would clear my name. Zuby, what shape was your fart? What does that even mean? You know what he's asking. What did it look like? Was it a big cloud? Was it a big cloud? Was it a slow leak?

I would say probably closer to a slow leak. OK. Yeah, that's a good description. Slow leak. There's just no way. I have a brain. Why would I do that on a small little thing? Why would you hold grueling pain in your stomach for four hours?

I don't have stomach issues like that. Everybody has to shit, Zupy! Everyone poofs. It's not grueling pain, like I can always hold it. You don't have emergency shits? No, not really. Wow. They're called diarrhea.

Yeah, because you just go to work. That's just wrong. Alright, we're gonna have to make him have an emergency shit. Everybody has this feeling, Zupy. It's not unique to you or anybody else. Look at the fucking smirk. I did when I... Yeah, now his defense is like, I don't shit. Unique to you or anybody else Look at the fucking smoke. I think we're gonna Like I don't shit. I think next time we're gonna have to go in yeah

Yeah, we're gonna do a smell test If it's yeah, I'm gonna have to fall asleep in the Wilcompton Museum and see if you can wake me up That's that's unfortunate. Yeah The fart all right, man. He's gonna as soon as he hangs up. He's gonna have the fucking But you won't believe that's what I just pulled on these guys See you later, I appreciate it guys Kyle does every Kent State dude look like you yeah, right? There's a lot of us like that Yeah, I Have never been social my god. No. Oh, he used to be one of my favorites

Oh, I'm catching heat in the group That word to say about him, but now no longer to think he probably had his phone is look at that brotherhood Look how quizzical and curious you look look at these fools beside me thinking they're part of some grand team effort Wow oh now this is bad. This is bad. Oh This is bad Trying to find a good meme to send back in the group yeah Tell us what you come up with yeah, the crossword group chat is

Flaming him right now. It's bad. I've never seen anything like this I I gotta step up Steven singer head He's genuine. Apparently he like sprinted out of the office yesterday. He's so mad he got caught. That might be the last we see of him. Maybe.

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or online at IHateStevenSinger.com. Hey. What was that point? Pointing at the Steven Singer, the flower. Kate, I want you to know that on your TikTok the other day and you offered the warning, don't go any further than this. Oh yeah. I stopped.

Thank you. I did stop. I don't wanna. It's probably for the best. I would like to stop right now. Okay. It's probably for the best. Who was the warning to?

She went bra shopping? Oh, yeah, and she said I warned you all I I look like the scientific rendering of the man who would survive any car crash. Yeah thick guy Kind of like crumpled down. It's very weird. It's very odd and you know you did a bra shopping vlog Yeah, I did. I'm trying a bra shopping vlog. Yeah I did. I'm trying to do stuff again. Yeah that's what I look like.

That is what my that's pretty true to form. So I gave a warning I did the first part and then I said part two's coming. And so you swiped away? I did no I didn't swipe away I just. Yeah I deleted. I was scrolling my phone and I went. Oh, all right Well, yeah, just not gonna do the phone for a while

And I'll let the algorithm get her out of there. But how many men? Seem to have gone going on forward literally like none. It's like 10 women in the comments being like good for you So I think they saw what it was. They're like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna opt out. It was just fine I think it's called it deal was and they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna opt out. It was just fine. I think it's called, it's like a specifically, it's the only one that I found in Chicago. Like they like really do heavy duty measuring and like the ladies in there with you just,

whatever, it's called like busted up in Lincoln Park. Yeah. I just didn't have any reason to go on. I mean, I've seen you topless. My lady's name was BJ, shut up, BJ. You see her top? Oh yeah, she's, I've seen her top. Oh yeah, yeah name is BJ. Shut up, BJ. You've seen her topless? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've seen her topless. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Morning sunshine. You've got to keep my green screen back, right? You thought you could walk in. Morning sunshine on Zoom because it was COVID. And she thought she was behind her background. My green screen. So she went and changed clothes.

And she just took her shirt off and was changing clothes. And she was just coming. You saw her tease? Yeah. No, I saw her take her shirt off. I looked away. I said, Kate! Kate! And was changing clothes and she was just I saw her take her shirt off. I looked away. I said Kate Kate and she she's like what did you see that? But am I right that there's nothing to see really so you're not missing out. It's okay. Anyway, check out that tick-tock It's new with you guys? Chase, we need to get the lab.

Trained after. He was in the cockpit. Smelling there after, no. What about smelling during the flight? He was in the... Great pilot, by the way. Oh, he's the man. Yeah, he's great.

Who else is on the plane with you guys? On the way down is me, PFT, Brandon, Zupy, Nick. We were the only ones... And Blutman. And Blutman. And Blutman. We were the ones in the back. Us three were in the back. Oh yeah, Blutman.

Did Blutman know it all? He didn't know the bathroom, no. Blutman was asleep and in the front seat. He and I were back to back. Blutman, did you smell? No, okay, so it didn't reach. Blutman slept the whole time. Yeah, that's true, he did sleep.

I passed to PFT, thinks that he did, in fact, said Zupy was sweating a little. Oh, a new witness. Damn. Time will tell. Damn. Both move. I mean, y'all can continue. He wanted to make it personal and he wanted to say, I thought Brandon was a better friend than this. Listen, the facts are facts. Did you shit or not? You guys did 100% off. Yeah, facts don't care.

Never seen that before. Yeah, you both are 100%. I'm 100% right now. That's if you take away the plain part and like say we just put you on a metal pod right here and someone's shitting the pod, that's crazy. Crazy. That's crazy.

Again, an RV is way bigger and we all respect the rules of the RV. Kyle chose his meme in the crossword group chat. Who was it? It's just the guy upside down in the Nutty Putty cave. What? The guy who gets trapped? Yeah.

That's a- He's still hanging there? Everybody's shitting on him. Oh, yeah. He's still down the cave, yeah. That's what he ran away to pick, that. That's his group. Oh.

Where is he right now? I don't know. I love how he's handling this, where it's actually no remorse. He's remorse, yeah. Any hero getting caught. Yeah. He's mad at Moog.

Yeah, mad at Moog. Not really saying sorry for anything. He's not. I think he's doing it right. Yeah. Still sees himself as a hero. Yeah. He's not like. I think he's doing it right. Yeah. He still sees himself as like a hero. Yeah. He's trying to help.

Yeah, the ends justify the means. He spun it that every good moment I felt from Crosswords is because of him cheating. Oh, by the way, just so you know, Steve Adore was 100% looked up. Yeah, I know. Because that's great. None of us would have heard that word.

Yeah, how would he know that? Is Ed here? He's on his way He had a doctor he's going to be Ed Has a twinkle in his eye every time he looks at Kyle and sometimes Edward just do that silently head shake like impressed Fuck man, I'm gonna tell him not to look at Twitter man Have any of you ever cheated on anything Yeah, 81% I mean that's that's a pretty pretty shit on the I used to cheat

I used to have to memorize prayers for school And I would type them really small put them on the back of my tie So I bend over and I could see it but cheating on a prayer felt so bad. Yeah, I mean I would cheat on my homework Yeah, like that was yeah. Yeah cheat on many as soon as I've said it before But as soon as I found out that every other answer in the was In the back of the math textbook That's where my math career ended because I would just scribble for the even numbers and then give the right answer for the odds Kyle we got Ed coming in you ready to see his face now

Who's the most vocal in the group chat The scariest is Austin this group has been dead for years yeah I just it was our New York group chat yeah what's Austin saying there they're shocked they're speechless pretty much Austin text Kyle separately and said I heard period disappointed period and Kyle said everything gone Kyle said everything gone Yeah, not gonna try to explain myself or my level of innocence in any way guilty is guilty I'm going to completely disassociate from all things crossword word games and puzzles. I'm done Wait all I will also retire from performing any acts of intellect

any acts of intellect. Okay. Say that again. I'm serious. I was texting Eddie to tell him to not even look at Twitter. I want him to come in blind. I'm not going to try to explain myself or my level of innocence in any way. Guilty is guilty. I'm going to completely disassociate from all things crosswords,

word games, and puzzles. I'm done for good. I will also retire from performing any acts of intellect Also, you should be throwing like and I also don't apologize. I'm not yeah, I'm not sorry. I'm still in the mad stage Yeah, don't apologize who is who are you most mad at? The cat all three of the dudes yesterday just who saw it didn't like maybe pull me aside afterwards in private Yeah, maybe it maybe Google for showing that stuff that You know wait so did once they saw in the room. How did everyone else find out they posted it on Twitter?

I got a word spread and I don't blame them for spread for spreading the word like it has to be acknowledged You should have just threatened to kill him No, I'm not I'm not mad if Kyle had to kill all three of them. Hey, what does it get out? What happened? What would his if we showed up and Kyle had killed those three people those three individuals? What would we have accepted? Well if he had said they found out about the crossword thing. I would have been like well That's kind of funny. I feel like Kyle's terms terms of murder that would be one of the funniest murders possible Crossword it looks like I got I felt cornered. I had to murder yeah You like the meme I sent nutty putty

Of nutty putty that was the cave. Oh, yeah, this belongs out. It's called. I didn't know that I think that's right. Yeah, I think so Yeah, the man was trapped is how you feel right now Yeah so much of me wants to explain like Here's why I'm not that guilty, but you can't do that You can't Yeah, that's you all right, that's Dean Shit. You can't... Yeah. That's Dean.

Quite the predicament. Man. There's no way you can give it up. You can't. I will. And any acts of intellect whatsoever. Anyone here who could do it, it's Kyle. Who could just be like cold turkey, I'm never doing it again.

What are you gonna replace it with? being dumb Just chilling around shadow White Sox Dave for a week I can't if I like oh like look at this crazy thing that Kyle knows look how look how smart he is Look at what he memorized It does it will look so fraudulent Look at what he memorized. It will look so fraudulent. And pathetic.

We should have like, we should create a workspace. It's just like White Sox, Dave Mincy, and you. And we have to sit every day. You have to get dumber. It's an easier life. You want to get lobotomized. You're self-lobotomizing yourself. You're severing yourself.

I want to completely change how I feel, act, and perceive the world. This is bad. You're self-lebotomizing yourself. You're severing yourself. I want to completely change how I feel, act, and perceive the world. This is bad. No one's saying anything. In the group? They're just letting it sit. Have you done the crossword today?

I'll never do it again. Pull it up and just hit a couple. It's deleted. No, TJ can pull it up. Hit a couple. No. Hit a couple. It's deleted. No, TJ can pull it up. No. Hit a couple. No. Hit a couple natural. Your phone.

You're giving the group chat an ultimatum. You said we could do this one of two ways. What does that mean? The second way is giving up puzzles. What's the first way? The first way is me to try to like earn your trust and like prove myself as a good crossword player to like show like genuine sorrow and sympathy. How would the group

know that you're not cheating though? Exactly. So, I'm done. Oh my god. Unbelievable. Do you guys see uh by the way, it's not uh we didn't invent it but uh there's just a new sport Oh my god. Unbelievable. Did you guys see, by the way, it's not, we didn't invent it, but there's just a new sport that is Dana and Max from the Case Race. Oh no. It's called, I think it's called Run It? Oh yeah, I saw that.

Yeah. What is it? It's just guys tackling each other. Oh, that sounds fun. Yeah, very fun. I don't know if you can find it. Running in a straight line at each other, too. Yeah Yeah

This is a good sport This is an awesome sport What is that Polynesian? I don't know asked what I'm in. That's really well we could host that Brutal run it straight run it straight I'm gonna get seriously fucking oh, yeah, so we realize I mean we have the slap league Yeah, but you're not gonna get a Fractured spine from a slap. Oh, I think you could yeah, I think I'd rather do that. Yeah Slap we got in you want to get a full-on head start running at a Samoan and and and meet no

I don't want to do it again. Yeah, same weight class Yeah, the Samoan part doesn't sound fun. Is there strategy to it? I don't think so no cuz you just can't make a move a straight spam and corned beef diet Why is this paired up? Oh, you got knocked out. Why's there just a chin? Yeah, this is slap. Oh, okay. This is full-body slap leak Oh, that's embarrassing oh full body slap leak. Oh That's embarrassed oh god I would have died oh These guys look a little older too yeah, oh This is awesome how many rounds so I guess you't hit, you just have to hit chest up.

And you have to hold on to the ball? You can't go knees? Yeah, you can't do any, you can't spare him, you can't do anything. You can't juke. Max would be awesome at this. He would. Big Cat, have you told your side of the story

of the derby fit Meetup oh wow yeah, oh yeah There it is That's us. Yeah, my son's very have a lot of a lot of thoughts This came to be yeah, he was nervous Yeah, huh he I guess he had a piece that he was gonna wear that he decided to ditch last second He cowered out of a hat the whole thing was very awkward. They just showed up. I was like hey I'm gonna my son's little league game is from 9 to 1030. Here's the park and then at like 1015 they showed up picture and left

That was that that was that I was literally that Did it like ruin your day? Oh? Well that was right before I went to the emergency room for the kidney stone so my day was already trending In a downward spiral, but it didn't help yeah for sure there was no part of it that I was like kidney stones weren't the worst Part of yeah, yeah, Cody probably was thank God. I have these kidney stones distract me from weren't the worst part of yeah yeah Cody probably was thank God I have these kidney stones distract me from Cody yeah it Yeah, so. Let's be great. Let's be great. Sentence at best. Yeah. All right.

He's a weird. It is a big shirt. I'll give it to him. It is a big shirt. Really big. Yeah. I like how on Friday we were talking about whether to tag you or not,

and he just double tagged. Yeah. Caption and photo. I was like, don't tag me because it won't get as many reachers. He's double tagged. The design may be gaudy, but at least it doesn't fit him.

Drop your Derby day fits. Oh, 1 million views. That counts. Damn. Preseason. Absolutely not. I mean, Cody, we were saying, because Connor did his Mostly Sports Star Wars episode yesterday,

which was great. Everyone should go watch it. I still don't know why Cody died. No, it was, it was one of the early highlights of it though. Cody being brought into the body. But that still doesn't match up in my head. There was no real logic to it. Just so we could say somebody had to do it.

Maybe we found out Connor's actual feelings toward Cody. First thing he could do, it killed him. Yeah. Yeah. I was, were saying I was sitting in the room and I still left a little confused. Oh I don't know if Mark's alive or dead right now. Were we playing ourselves? Were we the good guys? Yeah. Were we? Don't know. Were you Mark or were you Calis crew the whole time? Next year he should just kill everyone. Well he did. He asked him about him about kill me within the first 10 minutes We asked him about it, and you know how long is he gonna do this He said he had this story that he is doing is a trilogy okay, so this set up the third rates

I know I will eat mushrooms next year. Yeah, it was not as fun sober you have to Totally different experience different experience you guys oh man Connor's special brain he's a good boy yes he is the best um is Eddie gonna be able to come yeah this is going to break his heart oh yeah Jerry O'Connell's going after the big boss man. Love that. Dave said I want to take full responsibility for Celtics game one loss. I wasn't fully locked in at the backgall. I had a bad angle for the TV. Too much going on. It won't happen again. Jerry said all due respect sir. You were directly in front of one of the largest TVs I've ever seen in my life. You were on your phone and making vids with chicken fry we just

want it more Dave appreciate all you do appreciate all you do is nice that's yeah cuz you can't be mad if you after that blatant lie there was a wall in front of me in front I had to watch left TV at a brutal angle Wow Oh sir again Hank and I had a perfect view of the largest TV ever made I could have told Stephen Shade is scooch over for you sometimes when teams and cities win championships. They lose that hunger is appreciate You can't do anything with that when he hits you with the appreciate all you do He's the fucking best. I wanna get to the bottom of the mincy bags as well. Yeah. Yeah.

He brought three. And two made it to the plane. But why'd he choose to bring two and leave one back but the two he brought were his clothes? He did everything right. I saw him walk in so he didn't change there. He didn't wanna pay to check it back. Oh, that's it. Yeah, he knew somebody would that's what it was That's exactly what it was. I'm Dustin to say he kept what he needed. That's exactly what it was

But he's not that savvy. He's not that smart Is he did he do it? Did he? Was he still in a suit if he had two other huge bags with him like what was in that? Big backpack couldn't you have just like I could you just I said that He had two other huge bags with him. Like what was in that backpack? He might not have ever had. It was a big backpack. Couldn't he have just like, couldn't he have just said that? Yeah, hey guys, can you guys take this one? Hey, can you guys take these bags for me?

Yeah, I don't think he's that cunning to have figured it out. Maybe he did, I don't know. I don't know. Something is right. Maybe he thought you guys were changing into regular clothes after the bet gala and like hanging out longer? Yeah, don't bring that up.

No, okay. There was a big blow up in the car on the airport. Yeah. Ran and screaming at everybody regular clothes after the bet gala and like hanging out longer yeah don't bring that up no There was a big blow up in the car on the airport Yeah, red and screaming at everybody even though I was on your fucking side punk you weren't fast enough to be on my side I was letting everybody Everybody everybody who was against me so I'm allowed to talk to Dan everything I say isn't a fucking joke. That's right That's right, And fuck you, Mark. You're always sucking on Dan's cock. Yeah. Go on. What's your fucking lap dog? Nick, you didn't have my back quick enough. And the whole thing was just Brandon asked, are we going to change before we get on the plane? And Dan was like, that's a stupid fucking question. It was a stupid question. I thought that they were on ice.

Of course we were going to change. I thought we could have got on a plane and save 30 minutes. Of course we were going to change. But we got there, vindicated Brandon because our bags were already packed on the plane. Our bags were on the plane. We had to get the guy to take our bags off the plane and then change it took cost us 30 minutes We could have been back by 30 instead of one. You could have been at 1230 sleeping on the couch Why did you say notice sleeping at everybody's house? I don't like sleeping at people's houses I don't want to have to take a dump at your house. I don't want to have to sleep at your house I don't want to get an erection at your house. I don't want to do anything at your house

I don't want you hard in my house I don't were you hard bands offered me to sleep over being nice. I won't do it at your house. Okay, you know what I get. I don't want you hard in my house. Right, I don't. Were you hard in my house? Dan's offered me to sleep over, being nice. I won't do it. Jerry offered me, you offered me. I'm not sleeping in any of your house. It's like disrespectful to all of us though.

I'm not sleeping in any of your house. Did you sleep here last night? Yes. I slept on the little couch. And you showered here. But I have a bedroom in the basement. So does Nick. Literally no one would know that you were there.

I don't wanna poop in your house. I don't wanna have an erection in your house. I don't wanna sleep in your house. I don't want to poop in your house, I don't want to have an erection in your house, I don't want to sleep in your house, I don't want to do anything in your house. You don't have to do those other things. Yeah, but isn't, I mean, what if I want you to have an erection in my house? What if that would mean a lot to me? Well, no, I just, I can't, I don't want to sleep in anybody's house. I want to sleep at my house or that couch.

I don't want to sleep with a crazy... But that's, we bought the house we bought with that in mind. My kids call it Brandon's room. Brandon might want to have my kids call it Brandon's room. Yeah, we were doing the walkthrough and we're like, oh, this is the room where Brandon will have a boner. Yeah I've never been to yeah any of your houses. Yeah, I Don't I don't know. I just I can't I don't want to be the guy that sleeps over That weird no, are you like scarred or something? But it's like- Sleepovers?

I understand what you're saying because I don't like sleeping in other people's houses. But if the option at two in the morning is sleep on a couch in an office versus sleeping in a nice comfortable bed ten minutes from the office, I would take the bed. When we get away from stuff, when I get away from here, I'm pretty fiercely independent. I want to wake up the way I want to wake up. I want to make breakfast. I want to do everything the way I want to do everything. You made breakfast here? Everything you could, you're explaining you could do in my house because it's in the basement and no one would know you're there and you could literally, I could set you up and be like, Hey, I'll just see

you at the office. I won't even see, like I won't even see you in my house. You could just be at the office the next time I see you. All right. Well, I don't know. And it was 1 30. It was one. It was late. Did you have a good night's sleep here? No, it was awful. My body's wrecked right now. I was one to leave all I want to do is leave I Like how you have no problem getting hard in the office Yeah, it's a problem. Did you leave the league in the office? When I when I when I nap you go right to your rim sleep. Yeah, that thing's popping right up. Whoa, good for you.

It's popping right up. It's a motherfucking Bet Galaman. Yeah, it is, yeah. And we were telling about y'all not letting me talk last night. Talk about the blow up in the car on the way to the airport. Brandon, actually. There's Eddie at O.

I don't know. Oh, no. Watch. Oh, Jesus. Should we go? Fuck. Eddie, have a seat. Eddie, have a seat. I don't know no Fuck And he have a seat have a seat Have a seat. It's good to have to have a seat you know about anything happening No, no, what was yesterday

Killers like an hour no no This is worse than that. This is the worst. This is the worst thing that could ever happen in your life. This might be your villain orgy. You're one of our newest members of puzzling upstairs in the ANA studio. You puzzle with us. Yeah, the crossword? Yeah, you like it.

It's fun, yeah. I've been doing the mini ones to get better. That's amazing, man. Who's the best? Yeah. Is Nick the best? Is Kyle the best at the crossword? Nick's really good. Surprisingly, White Sox Dave's pretty good. Yeah. Kyle's good too. Kyle's amazing. Yeah, he's really good. But you guys are the top two for sure. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, No I die I'm a cheater I

Cheated I cheat often on the crosswords. Yeah when we do them as a team and we celebrate finishing them No, we didn't I cheat it no Really yeah Well, how like but we were doing today before I'll look at my phone Really? Yeah. Well, how like, what were you doing the day before? I'll look at my phone. I'll type the clues in my phone, yield an answer. You're fucking around. Did you know this? No, I found out yesterday.

Keep passing Kleenex branded. This is, this is, this is, oh. Yeah. What your brain is like. No, no. It's Google. It's not branded. This is so. Yeah. What your brain is like. No. It's Google. It's not. Your brain is you.

No. There's this. He got caught yesterday. His phone was synced up to the computer that we were doing it on. Look at the top four. No. He might not have the brain we thought he had.

This is like Billy Mitchell. Yeah. This is bad. It's really this is bad This is really bad I have to say Eddie, I appreciate your reaction because it's very genuine and it's I can see the hurt These are hard You make comments when Kyle gets them

You're like, you're amazing man Yeah, it's honestly stunning Yeah, and that was all This going on for years you said? Yeah stunning yeah and that was all this going on for years you said yeah we shouldn't have done this live this is really fucked up how do you feel betrayed I don't know the guy yeah Eddie he's retired from crosswords yeah he's Oh my God. Yeah, dude. How do you feel? Betrayed, I don't know the guy.

Yeah. Eddie, he's retired from crosswords. Yeah, he's retired from intellect. Accident, intellect, yeah. You'll never do another crossword with Kyle again. It's harder for you guys, gonna be worse for you guys. I don't like to hear that either. I offered for him to go into the program

where he has to do one with pen and paper and then afterwards He has to agree to random drug tests where we look at his phone, and he doesn't want to do it That's unfair to fairness Because I'll probably do I'll probably do really well. I'm just gonna be honest Probably finish it quickly right and then it's like then it's like always He's cleared no I cheated no. It's not you're cleared. It's just that Wow now I'm done I'm stunned done forever. It was awesome to see yeah, cuz they're so I've you ever done with him

I've stood around in the room. I'm so bad at them that I just that's what I'm saying It's like he's seeing like his brain just moves at a different level. Google. Google. You continue to credit his brain and the brain is not... But his brain is his attribute. That's his thing. Right.

Right. It's Google though. That's what you thought. It's Google. I mean, I guess I'm like, it's all Google. I don't know. I'm really cerebral about how I cheat. I've never been caught in the act just after the fact I think we're anyone who even saw you looking at your phone though

Wouldn't even think that you were cheating That's the reputation build up. Yeah, so what about like state capitals and NBA players hometown? Doesn't matter. I'm done with those No, I can't be done with those you can't be done with those with those no you can't be done with those you can't be done with those stevedore was real most have been real you were in the room for stevedore we've done hundreds and hundreds you probably done like a thousand crosswords Steve door I've cheated on only dozens only about 20 maybe we're net no more than 20 it might be 50 I'm stunned it's

Yeah, sorry to have to do that to it where does this go now? I don't know I don't have a fucking clue He'll be back who's who's in charge if I you high. You're such a person. It's high was the aisle was the Leader I'm the guy of the you're the guy everyone looks he's the one that got everybody into him So if there was another cheater You would go to Kyle be like what do we do Kyle, but now you're the one cheating. There's there's no leader There's no yeah, there's no one to figure out the path forward. I don't know fuck So the whole operation falls apart I just it was it was crazy because I just wanted to be like Kyle and I spent many a sleepless night

Trying to solve yeah, never meet your heroes right I should never met Kyle. I'm not kidding I've been doing the minis to try to get better. Yes, I've been I've been luggage, but Brendan how you gonna tell your kids about this I? Think Tommy knew yeah, he's had some thoughts about Kyle The I don't see Eddie Well, I'm Obsessing news, but I'm also upset that he's not gonna be a part of them. Yeah, that's where we got a fit We got a fix. Well he has to keep doing may I say something? Yeah

Yeah, would joke would you guys be fine if he just kept doing exactly what he's been doing the whole time? Yeah, every now and then he cheated every now and then he saves y'all. That's true Why not go back? That just do do what you've been doing don't cheat every time but treat 20 50, but then those triumphs But everybody was happy right you guys You guys weren't in the room for that's my defense. I've only caused joy. Yeah, right Alright, so what if the deal is? Kyle can't get caught cheating again

So he can cheat he just can't get caught cheating, but now every time he looks at his everybody's gonna Yeah, I can't you gonna get smarter. You know and then the next time we can't ever play the little Jingle when you solve it without a check It's gonna feel like nothing nothing Do you remember what I said to the group when we solve stevedore? Stevedore was real man. I My heart I said boys. Let's take a moment of silence. We can remember this moment forever Yeah, we that was like an hour one. Yeah for an hour I

Can't you I can't allow you to stop? But what do we do? Can't bring your phone in the room. How'd you figure out stevedore? We guessed letters We just thought it was Steve door. I thought it was Steve door a guy should we? Should we just do it now? Phones down? Come on, Kyle. All of us?

Yeah, let's do one just to see how it feels. No. Why? Because I'll probably do really well. I know, so that's good. No, I need some punishment. Your punishment is just random phone checks. No, I can't.

It's over. We'll think of a I can't. It's over. We'll think of a we'll think of it can't be over. It cannot be over. Oh, playing halo now. I think you wanted to get caught. I do too because I think he wanted he he was having fun playing halo. Do you think there'll be a period where you feel remorse or you're just gonna be mad? No, I'm pissed that I got caught. It's but's but there will be no follow-up Period of remorse after this after you're done being I mean I am like devastated

Who caught you mook It was an impressive catch it was like a mil I had no I even when you pulled it up I didn't know what I was looking at suit products Milk I had no I even when you pulled it up. I didn't know what I was looking at suit product I Didn't get any of those they said velvet black velvet they said lamp black Yeah, what can I say there there has to be a path to retribution. We just don't know it yet, correct You can't quit. I think he just needs a little time Little time a little space from the crossword game, and he'll he'll realize what he was in it for in the in the first place

I'm just rambling. I mean if he hadn't done it you guys would have just failed at crossword all the time You wouldn't if he wouldn't enjoy it. We would have never started failed at crossword all the time. You wouldn't have... If he wouldn't enjoy it. We would have never started crosswording. Yeah. We've failed so many times. This is a rare instance when I am not having fun and we've been stuck. So then you did it for fun. Okay.

And I'm like, let's wrap this up so we can all be happy and go on to the next one. Yeah, so you guys just, you get stripped of your professional credentials, you're amateurs again. Right. You can go on to the next one. Yes, you guys just you get stripped of your professional Credentials your amateurs again Right you can't be in the world championships right, but you can do rec league right No, I'm done. Okay forever. I don't hear you understand Great you could just do it and never look at your phone. Did he quit biking forever after he got caught no I think he's thanks around Cheryl Crowe yeah, then they got divorced yeah, I think Lance took a similar route, and he like just blame Floyd land this blame So losses that make the winds feel better

Yeah, well such a such a good quote and that's that make the winds feel better. Yeah, well said. Such a good quote. Well said, Eddie. You're wise beyond your ears when it comes to puzzling. You fit in seamlessly. I brought up the way you looked at Kyle, the way you nodded when he got one,

the wows under your breath. It was impressive. Steve Doerr. Well, you can't harp on that enough. That was real. St enough that was real steve adore was real Person employed or a contractor engaged at a dock to load and unload cargo from ships. That's right steve adore You just think no matter how good you still can do without cheating your reputation will forever be tarnished? Yeah, just be like, in my... Who cares though? It's like, like I said, it's like this...

I won't be able to enjoy it. No one says Barry Bonds wasn't like the best hitter of all time. Right. I won't be able to feel any joy in getting an answer right. Cause everyone's gonna... What was Moog's reaction? He was shocked. I don't, I actually don't blame him. I am pissed at him. But it was an impressive catch. I think it needed to be done. When God closes a steve door, he opens a window.

There it is. You know? Man, Grammys always say that. What's up, Eddie? What else is going on? Nothing. That's just. Doctor's appointment? Yeah. By doctor. Oh, you're What else is going on? Nothing. That's just...

Doctor's appointment? Yeah. By doctor. Oh, you're going to get Lasik? I've had Lasik. Oh. When you get Lasik, you've got to get an eye check up once a year to report back to make sure everything's still clicking.

You seem down, man. You're still processing. I didn't expect that. Yeah. Yeah, I know, because I told you, I texted you, I said, don't look at your phone, don't look at Twitter. And I thought, like I said, don't look at your phone, don't look at Twitter. And I thought, like I said, we talked about serial killers on this show for like an hour yesterday.

Got dark. We got a little dark. Who cares? That's fine. Oh, you thought you were coming in being in trouble? Yeah. It's getting dark now. And it was way worse.

This is way worse. Way worse. This episode's way darker than yesterday. This is our serious episode. What was the book you read, Kyle night a changed a mind I'm serious I David read an entire book last night a lot of it by who David Bayer the bear what was the big takeaway how does he say you change your mind I have to go to rehab For like three years Re-engineer your reality that sounds pretty cool

So that's what you're doing you're changing your mind Did you actually read it or just use spark notes? I read a lot of it a lot of the beginning Majority of the very very beginning the preamble Just quit with me, so what happened what happened today Nick? What what happens today you guys doing man? I'm I'm gonna miss this. It was the best. Right, that's right. Get the text, let's run across. It's like, yep, run in there. Kyle on keys.

Kyle on keys, that's what we always said. Best feeling in the world. Dean, you get on keys. And not believe, like a cop. Who missed that? Who missed that? It was after a day at Gabin, you just go in there and you just lock it.

Yes, it's such, it's so freeing and therapeutic Yes, it's Man fuck mook What the fuck really fucked this up Cody and Luke both told me minutes after it happened It's spread like wildfire in the office. It's a big, this is a big country. Such a loser. That's such a loser move.

Did you ever think you'd get caught? No, not a chance. But I did it for the well-being of everyone. You did it for happiness. I was like, let's wrap this up. That's what I'm saying. Like, the moments are still real. We'll all celebrate getting the win, and we'll move on.

So like a monopoly, if you wanted the game to end, what would you do as a kid? I never played Monopoly. You're no fucking idiot. No, you're not. He wants to re-bring this dumb ass. you know how to prevent this from happening again potentially what do you mean well I think it would have to be that your Google account was logged in on your computer that's an except that was also why I was upset yeah I don't

like the idea that anyone can see my Google search history hmm I think you just want to put an Xbox in that room and just play Halo from now on. Yeah, I do want to play Halo. Oh, he shot up in there. I thought he like on the big school. Oh, his phone was connected during during a game, right? You thought you're gonna do this forever. Oh, yeah. Sammy so so I worked bad. I had ambitious plans to cheat forever. I think y'all can still. Shit. I had ambitious plans to cheat forever. I think y'all can still go back to that.

I think you can still do it. I think you can still do it. Nick's going to take some convincing, but... I know I've only done maybe two crossers with you guys, but as someone who's done it at least once, I can say I forgive you. What if the whole room decides, hey, let's cheat on this one? Yeah. We're stuck, we're not having fun anymore.

Yeah, one lifeline. Go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can make a joke of it like, oh, we need one lifeline, Kyle. It can be funny. Yeah. I have to, right? Yeah, you have to.

This is more than just crosswords. This is friendship. Yeah, I think Eddie would be cool with that, right? I don't feel like Eddie's into it. I don't want to lose him, but I don't. I mean, you said it. He wants to be right. You don't want to lose him, but I don't know. I mean, you said it. You don't want to win every single one. No.

But you can declare Lifeline. It's OK to lose a bunch, because then when you win, it's such a try. You're not getting this one on board with that either. Would you be OK with the Lifeline every now and then, just being like, Kyle, Lifeline? That's not solving the puzzle Yeah, I think I think we wipe the history books yeah, sir fresh What if we set a timer solved a puzzle?

Yeah, start. Oh today will be your first Puzzle you'll ever saw we've we have zero we could do it right now Yeah, that's our friend right now right now. Oh one up right now the band-aid off right now Here we go Kyle sign it Right now Kyle, this is the first puzzle of your life. We'll do it as a team. It's gonna feel great. Don't even think about looking at your phone. If you give up everything intellectual,

what are you going to talk about? Halo? I don't... Same sludge I always talk about. But just without, like, the... Without, like, the facts, like like oh, look what I know. It's not that bad. You get through.

Still on the yak. Yeah, not knowing shit is kind of a superpower where you're just like, I don't know. You just paraphrase a bunch of TikToks you saw. Yeah, we go. Without really knowing. Yeah, I mean, my intelligence has basically been boiled down to like, I think I saw a tweet about that. Yeah.

We're all, we just know headlines. Yeah. You guys are treating me like a baby. No we're not. Treat me like a man. You should be, like what if, imagine if White Sox Dave got caught doing this. Well that would be a dead story. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, it's pretty easy imagine

But he doesn't love it like you love it you want to call you a cheating piece of shit is that what you want No, you don't want that either. Yeah, it's a big TG. Can you get one or no? He wouldn't be surrendering like you one of them definitely has Nick. Do you have an account? I do come login He's I don't know about login, but I hear searches try to get it his was a list his would elicit anger Yeah, cuz he would be like who cares okay, so what's something you hate Kyle? How can we punish you unnecessary proximity? What about you solve a puzzle very close like a will cram like a subway car I would hate that yeah What about a what about a? like a, we'll cram like a subway car. I would hate that. Yeah, what about a, what about a, like a sheep?

Oh, would you eat a sheep? Yeah, a warm sheep. Don't make me eat a sheep. Would you hate it? We reserve that for the worst of all. Tell her to eat a sheep. Yeah, you just need to be punished. Do you want us to spank you?

We could spank you. What about those parents that like, openly shame their kids? We put you on the main street with a sign saying what you did wrong and like, honk if you're ashamed of me. Yeah, like a fantasy football person. Or we shoot your laptop with an AR something.

I should be crucified. What about a dunce cap? You want us to crucify you? Yeah, I mean you thought I nailed two across. I should be nailed two across I Should be nailed to a cross All right, we'll crucify you wait so TG we don't have a login can somebody come login I'm on three percent really don't come over here and login. He doesn't want to do it. I know Here's what you want. We will we'll do a vlog will crucify you and then your sins are wiped away

That's fair Well, I don't like with nails Well, what did you want to do you want to tape you up there? I don't know I mean do you want us to? What did you want to do you want to tape you up there? I don't know I mean do you want us to? How I guess rope how they how they get st. Peter was he upside down someone was rope rope upside down Burn at the stake throw you in a lion Yeah, maybe the belly of a whale tie you up and throw you in the lake. Who's the guy that wanted more weight? Who was that? You want a big stone stone oh cut your hair stones on your chest you want leprosy what about you

can't you have to gain 20 pounds and then you can do crosswords you get pretty gross you gotta get a schlub yeah I'm a schlub. I'll get gross. Okay. Yeah All right, if you got gross, I'll get really would be real I'll get chubby and bread I don't know his gross is still far and away. He'd look great Put on muscle. Yeah, okay get chubby and red I like the idea though Nick said you just haven't done one yet You literally your career starts this after start over and it's it's you're and red. I like the idea though, Nick said you just haven't done one yet. You literally, your career starts this afternoon. Start over. And it's, you're at one.

I think I should be suspended at least. You're in charge. I already declared retirement. Yeah, you gotta unretire. You can unretire. I'm not gonna unretire. Brett Harv does it all the time. I'm gonna unretire.

Yeah, unretire. It will be the fastest unretirement of all time. Fucking do it on retire Do we have mincey's bag No, yet his second one Were you were you out of the route when you were out we figured it out He didn't want to pay for a check back And we think he game the system and got both his

Cuz he had his back with so he was smuggling. Yeah, there's something that we brought back. He smuggled. He smuggled. I don't understand Stephen Chase prep sheet. Do people racing on roads upset you? What does that mean? Like people racing on roads. Like if you drag race on a regularly working road. And he said, why aren't these outlawed everywhere?

I'm pretty sure they are outlawed everywhere. They absolutely are. I used to do it when I was in high school. We had a strip that we did it. Um, it's absolutely illegal everywhere. Yeah. And yeah, it would does piss me off. Bother me. Yeah. How was Che yesterday? Uh, it was just kind of, it was, it was just Che. It was just there. You think the next? oh, I do have one chase story. That's really really bad Really really bad probably them

It changes oh I don't know I want to say it Clemmer suit was so funny He had a quote on the red carpet where he was like I was standing within 50 feet of Clemmer and Dana, and I was like this is the first time we've ever been in the same room together. It was really crazy. They worked in the same office for... Chase said that? It was like he was like crazy story. I was out today, and I bumped into... Who'd he bump into? Clemmer and Dana? Clemmer and Dana. He's like isn't that crazy? I was like no, they're here as well. Uh-huh. What does he mean? I don't know. Nobody knew.

The Chase story, it bothers me even saying it. So it was a DraftKings event. There's a bunch of DraftKings employees there. And I think someone maybe from the DraftKings trading team went up to Che and said that out of everyone here at Barstool, Che is by far and away the sharpest better we have. And it devastated me. I was like, he told me this afterwards, I was like, don't say that to Che,

he's like, I already did. And I was like, oh no. And I looked over and Che gave like a smile. Oh my God. And my heart broke. He's a winner. It's brutal. Basically confirmed all the value that he's collecting without

winning a bet is great. Oh, he's profitable. Not profitable, just value. He's sharp. He finds good value. He's brutal. All he does is win. Brutal. I guess good for him. But not because you know this is bad. You see him trying to get out of technicality of the Warriors thing where he was like oh well you technically said it was over After four so I was right. He said the Rockets were going to win the Western Conference Western Conference Yeah, they lost in the first round. They lost in the first round and I told and now he's trying to hang me on a technicality that after game four I said it's over which technically I was right Took a few more games, but I was right it was over yeah and yeah he just finds a way to win at all times do you think the Knicks can or will win this series no no like 20% the how many 3s did the Celtics...

45 miss. 15 of 60. Does Che think they can win? I don't... He's a Knicks fan. Yeah, no he certainly... Like memes is a Knicks fan, he's like, I don't think we can win but it definitely gave me a little more hope.

But memes isn't Che. Che definitely thinks the Knicks can win. So it was that lopsided, that though they're up one. Oh, it's I mean they missed 45 three-pointers. They're not gonna still The game went to overtime right like Hank put it perfectly is like if we made three more three-pointers who'd have won easily They missed 42 threes they would They wouldn't win easily Instead they missed 45 45 3-4 is insane

All right, I got nothing else I hope I hope you can still cross he's gonna work through it Yeah, what I think whatever is worst for me. Yeah, we have to we have to combine. Yeah. Yeah, we'll figure it out I'm up with your own punishment. Yeah, how would you punish yourself? Yeah, yeah, we'll figure it out. Come up with your own punishment. Yeah, how would you punish yourself? I think I should be I should be like seriously shamed instead of in a joking manner Okay, you should be judge jury and executioner on this But we love you right as I'm saying that shouldn't Affect Like how you treat me for this wrongdoing. I think crossword needs you. I'll just say it. Yeah. The game of crossword needs

Kyle Reed. Even if Kyle toes the line a little bit. I think the office camaraderie needs you. I agree. So that's that's the worst part. What if I what if I was just like, Hey, Kyle, you have to do it. Then he's not that that takes away the joy of it Enforce it I guess yeah, I might have to enforce it try that okay. You have to do a crossword today with the boys fuck You have to it's part of your job now all right, okay fine We're about to crucify we. We're gonna dock your pay. Yeah, it was either crucifixion or just keep doing that.

Damn. Okay, we're good. We're settled. All right. And you're not gonna cheat. Oh, God. Kyle. Can we set a time limit?

You just put your phone away. To you? I have to put my phone away? You gotta put your phone away until you re-earn the trust of the group. These are all orders. Okay. Okay. Because it's a timeline that gets to you, is that right? Yeah, Eddie's right. Just do a time limit. Oh yeah, you don't like when they drag on. If it goes two hours, you're like fuck it. I want to find out. So yeah. yeah at 40 lose no matter what I mean I like when they drag on if we're having a good time Okay, so why don't we have like a Kyle fun gauge behind you on the wall? Yeah, it's a time once you announce to the room you have the itch to cheat and then you guys I will be out

Yeah, yeah, you like people can just like yeah Yeah, like I'm thinking of drinking again. Yeah, right reports you there. We go. Yeah. Yeah, that's good Oh my god that hurt me more They end game fair enough you go that's public shaming. Oh my god is embarrassing All right, let's let's spin the wheel Oh or frames yes or frames Mother's Day Gifts can be a little predictable and boring naming named the best digital photo frame by wire cutter or frames are guaranteed to mix things up This year or frames comes with unlimited storage so you can share as many photos as you want from your phone to mom's AuraFrame.

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me hundreds of thousands. Yeah. Oh man. Am I unnecessarily spreading myself thin and buying someone someone a house who's never bought me a goddamn? Yeah. Uh I thought about it. Yeah, I have. You're a real estate mogul now. Yeah. You're a real estate mogul. When they do those stupid things where like,

you're seeing the videos, the guy goes up to people, like how'd you, when'd you make your first million, how'd you, it's always real estate. Always, always. It's always real estate. That's what I write on the bullet. And that three-walled house in Mississippi is only gonna go up in value.

Yeah, Yeah, yeah spin the wheel Let's get this guy home. Yeah, we got he has got to get him home. He hasn't been home since six o'clock yesterday All right Kyle I want you doing the crossword today. That's an order. Oh, damn it.

Yep, that's an order. Eddie, Nick, I want you to tell me if he does it or not. Yep. Yes. Okay, see you everyone tomorrow. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. Get your straws yak style and stay for a while. It's the Yak. It's the Yak.

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