The Yak - KB & Frank Finally Address Their Beef... Over A Game Of Family Feud! | The Yak 9-1-21

Episode Date: September 2, 2021

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right. What's up, bitches? It is the Yak. Dan will be here shortly. Pick'em just ended. Dan walked out, huge smile on his face, said, I'll be right there. He's coming.

He'll be here shortly. Dave walked out arguing with Rico. Rico went straight to the door and left. I don't know what that means. It was the saddest walkout I've ever seen. It reminds me exactly of what happened last year on this first day. And frequently in between. That's probably just deja vu.

How are you boys doing? I'm going to eat this caramel chocolate. Why? I don't know. You should eat before the show. Nobody wants to see you eat on the show. People hate that. You're right.

I should just go stand right out there through the clear glass. Eat some Chick-fil-A. What's up? Hey, Kyle. Big drop. That's a new camera angle. Big drop what? The new yak tea. We have's up? Hey, Kyle. Oh, big drop. Oh, that's a new camera angle. Big drop what? The new Yak T.

We have a new one? Yes, drop. Far and away the worst T-shirt we've ever gotten. We put the over-under at three and a half shirts. I put it at three and a half. Can we pull that up? It's the funniest shirt I've ever seen. Dan said 14.

Dan said 14, but I think he will buy 10. Did we tweet it out? It has not been tweeted yet. I'm going to be honest. Is it live? If you buy this shirt, buy 10. It has not been tweeted yet. I'm going to be honest. Is it live? If you buy the shirt, fuck you. It is live. Come on.

Fuck you if you buy the shirt. So if he's trying to get a bonus. Somebody decided to make a shirt out of a quick quip I made yesterday. A remarkably quick quip. One I've forgotten about already. Which we should start doing more often. Everything somebody says should be made into a different shirt. We should have a shirt in episode. Not even often. Everything somebody says should be made into a different shirt. We should have a shirt in episodes.

Not even no. Everything somebody says. So you're talking 30 or 40 shirts in episodes. Yes. Or just one shirt with the entire transcript of the episode. I think we could do one shirt in episode. There we go, boys. Are you on the rocks?

Because you just got mossed. That's the fucking worst. I know that's a cool design. Yeah, it's a cool design. I don't know what prompted them to pick that to make a shirt out of. So somebody up in Mercer, you must have made him chuckle hard. I must have. And they were like, I need to make an and one phrase shirt, but with a 90s drawn cartoon aesthetic. You all right?

How are you holding up? All right, what do we got? Dude, thank God. I'm not going to do spoilers, because I want people to be able to listen and pick them tomorrow. But let's just say thank God I've read Art of the Deal, because that was the most intense negotiation I've ever been a part of. Who got you that book out of curiosity? Oh, Jesus. Stephen, did you get him Art of the Deal?

Donald Trump? I did. Before he was president. But yeah, for Christmas, I believe. You did? Yeah. I thought Art of the Deal was Art of the Deal. So I've been ironically talking about how I've read Art of the Deal, which I've never

read, but you genuinely got me that book. Yeah, because you said you wanted to read it. Makes sense. Oh, and that's perfect. Checks out. That is perfect. That's my Christmas gift to you one year. Did you wanted to read it. Makes sense. Oh, and that's perfect. Checks out. That is perfect. That's my Christmas gift to you one year. Did you actually not read it?

No. No, he did not read it. I'm talking about reading it all the time. I know. That's the joke. The joke is, do you... Oh, no. Don't tell him that.

Don't tell him. You're going to break his heart. Tell him you're going to read it. He's got to find the time. I just have one question do you think that the art of the deal actually tells like teaches people how to be better negotiators only one way to know isn't that the title of the book okay this is this company is just the best i fucking love everyone here how can i just without without spoiling anything. Okay, never mind, Steven.

You're right. I'm going to read it, and then I have read it. What am I saying? I've read it so many times, and that's why I'm good at negotiating. The walkout was something to see. Just now? Yeah. You came out smiling.

Dave came out arguing with Rico. Rico left immediately. He got, you know, we'll see. We'll see. Okay, we'll see. We'll see. Okay, we'll see. There was a holdout. It was a long-ass pick-em, too. We didn't get to the picks until like 80 minutes in.

Oh, fuck. All right, let me tweet to Yak. How's everyone doing? We were just talking about the new shirt that just dropped. Yes, so good. So good. So we were wondering, can we do a shirt and episode? Just one quick. Yes. quick obviously doesn't cost any money

and we should sell it so I don't know how many episodes 300 we got to make sure how many episodes do we do a year it's spread out so it's not just like all my lines yeah you're right we do need to drop an Owen line t-shirt 250

probably right around there so we should sell a discounted if you We do need to drop an Owen line t-shirt. $250? Probably right around there. So we should sell a discounted... If you sign up for $4,000, you get every single shirt. And that's at $15 a shirt. We need a shirt club. And that's $15 a shirt. So that's actually... You're saving money.

I have the entirety of the season one line of Yak shirts. All right. Yeah, let's. All right. Everybody's just going to try to have one liners so they can be the shirt. I'm just going to just be myself and it'll come naturally. There it is. Yeah, I guess.

All right. So this one I want it to be come naturally, kind of like a double entendre. You can put the pieces together. I think the front of it should say be yourself, and the back of it should say come naturally. Yeah. And it's like it's you fucking in the woods.

What is this? Can you get this? Can you get that? E-sex. All right. I need to order lunch. Can you get that? E-sax. All right. I need to order lunch. What should I eat? Order something, boys.

Koku. Yeah, get some Koku. I love their sandwiches. Koku? I'm going to order Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A? Yeah. I'll order some Chick-fil-A.

Yeah, get some Chick-fil-A. I had a club sandwich before this. I woke up hungry. You did. You were talking about lunch as soon as you got here. I got up real early this morning. Why? For what?

To let my boy in. I have a friend visiting. Nico. Wait, where the fuck is he? He's coming tomorrow. Why is he here today? He's asleep in my place. Jet lagged.

Fuck that. The rhythm is all out of whack. What are we doing about Frank? Yeah, that's a great question what did he say he was just like you guys are playing family feud without me i was like i didn't know you liked family feud fleming i've been i've been pushing it off in my brain i told he he said what's the deal and i was like yeah there's a there's a supreme court hearing but i think ron has to be here for that so we'll have to suspend it maybe we just go to the ski ball place

tomorrow night instead? Yeah, we could do that. I'll be honest, I went back. Did you? You did? Of course you did. It wasn't like in a competitive game, but I tossed some rolls.

You rolled rolls. You like spicy chicken? I rolled some rolls. I tossed some rolls. What do you guys like? Anything? No, thank you. Anyone in there want anything?

I'll just order a few things. Let's get a peach milkshake. Amen. Yeah. Should I order a sweet tea separately? Because you're probably not going to order that. I'll fucking order you a sweet tea. That's such a passive-aggressive bitch way to say it.

That is a bitch way to say it. Should I order this separately? Oh, I guess I'll just get my own sweet tea. Can I have a sweet tea? It's got a bit brown like whiskey. Would you please order me a sweet tea? That was wild. Yeah, that was boyish of you.

Two chicken sandwiches, one no pickle, one spicy chicken sandwich. All right, that was too much. I'm just getting like eight sandwiches. You guys can sort it out. Take the pickles off yourself. Yeah, take the pickles off yourself. Nah, pickles taint what they touch. You are a pickle eater. They actually do. The pickles leave the bun like a neon yellow. Yeah, take the pickles off yourself. Nah, pickles taint what they touch. You are a pickle eater,

aren't you? If they actually do, the Chick-fil-A pickles leave the bun like a neon yellow. Yeah. You're a pickle eater, aren't you?

I dip pickles into peanut butter. I know. I've seen you do that. It's good. It's too extreme taste right there, isn't it?

Kind of, yeah. Huh. Hmm. Huh. I don't even know what I ordered, but I'm just going to hit it. Okay.

I like eating pickles and potato chips at the same time. Can we pickle something on the yak one day? I need to get a sweatshirt because I don't think this shirt, I don't think that I am the shelf where the breasts are. Oh, yeah, that's not great. No. Can you grab me an XL sweatshirt of your choice? Of your choice.

Oh, you get a choice. I know which one's going to be. Which one's he picking? That new blue one with the gray sleeves. I was thinking about stealing that today. I might steal that today. I haven't seen that new John. I guarantee you he's bringing that one.

This is what they call it. John's. Mm-hmm. All right. Come on. I need to get on the shirt. You can't do anything to the sweatshirt. I need to get on the shirt.

Oh. I have questions about this Bishop Sycamore thing. Yeah, let's do it. Let's fucking talk about it. Hell yeah. Let's talk about it. How are they getting all the heat? How the fuck are teams scheduling them, powerhouse teams?

How the fuck did ESPN not even do any research? Just explain that to me. All right. So what you just said, I actually agree with a part of it. So there's a marketing company called Paragon Marketing. Is that right, Brandon? That's right. Paragon Marketing that sets up the game.

Fine. Yeah. ESPN. What? You should agree with all of it, though. First off. Even if they're set up, ESPN has to do some base research. No, no.

But I was going levels. How do they even play any games? When I was in youth sports you have to submit like birth certificates there's like a process how did they get schedule a game ever so paragon create uh creates the matchups basically sells it as like they're an advisor to espn so espn pays paragon it's the guy who create who uhron James on ESPN in 2002. Like, that's kind of how he got his start. Like, that was the big start of it. Like, oh, there's a market for incredible high school athletics being on ESPN.

So they set up the matchups, sell it to ESPN, ESPN puts him on. ESPN, I agree with Brandon, doesn't deserve to, like, be able to wash their hands of it because they just didn't do any research. The part that I feel like gets lost here is IMG gets no hate. IMG, they are the weirdos. They played the team before and they destroyed them. Well, they're a real version of Bishop Sycamore. Correct.

They're an all-star team. That's a weird school. Fuck that school. Correct. And no one wants to play them because they're really good. They're like, we're going to play them on ESPN, and we're going to beat them 60 to nothing. And they probably searched the school and knew that they were famous.

Correct. Correct. They wanted to win. Schools like St. Ed's. IMG doesn't care that they're famous. Yeah, they don't care. They just want to win. They want to be able to dominate people, put up stats.

That's got to be some type of pedophilia ring. Yeah, and IMG Academy. I agree, though. IMG Academy deserves... I feel like IMG Academy is skating by because the coach of Bishop Sycamore is possibly a criminal and that whole thing. But yeah, it's a crazy story.

It's a fire fest of college basketball. Is he kind of a legend for getting away with all of this? Yes. Getting on ESPN. Traveling the country. I don't think he's going to get away with it. Playing the top teams. But he did for a whole season last year.

They didn't have a school. There were kids sleeping in a hotel room. Yeah, and having to rob Walmart. Were they robbing Walmart? Yes. There was an interview with a former player, and it's so funny. He's like, yeah, we were just robbing CVS. We were sleeping on the floor.

No school. Did not go to school. Last year, Unnecessary Roughness tweeted out a clip of the quarterback who played linebacker. Did we really? You're just like, yeah, this guy is built different. Oh, yeah, because he was huge. He was huge, yeah. No, you guys loved him.

That guy's 30 years old. Yeah. Good for him. Good stuff. I don was huge, yeah. No, you guys loved him. That guy's 30 years old. Yeah. Good for him. Good stuff. I don't know, man. I just – ESPN's the one I keep coming back to. Even like outside of the football, how do you even do a fake school and get away with it?

And Loganville, who's a great guy, a recruiting expert, he's like, yeah, we couldn't verify any of these players. They said they had seven or eight D1 prospects. We couldn't verify any of that. They didn't give them a roster. Okay, fine. But if you can't verify it, don't put them on TV. Yeah.

How many 20-year-olds are playing high school sports now? A lot. A lot. They obviously don't check. I mean, it's much worse than basketball. Basketball has these fake schools all over the country because all you need is five kids. Huntington Prep. Huntington Prep.

All you need is five kids and you can get on, and you can make money, and you can make deals with shoe companies and do all this stuff. You can go wherever you want to play. But football, it usually doesn't happen because of the scope of it, but it happened. You need 30-plus players. 30-plus players. You've got to have the money to travel to Florida to play IMG. They played Friday night.

They played Friday night, and then they played Sunday. It's incredible. They got away with it for not just a game, a season. It's one of the best stories, or one of the weirdest stories in a long time. There is five of us. I just want to point that out. Oh, fuck. That's the yak rule.

Let's play one game, and then we take a break. Let's play one game, then we take a break. We shoot the shit, then we come back. We shoot the shit, yes. We're all thinking it. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. We don't have to. Wow, you then we'll take a break. Let's play one game, then we'll take a break. We shoot the shit, then we come back. We shoot the shit, yes. We're all thinking it. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. We don't have to.

Wow, you have that pulled up pretty quick. No, I think that we don't make Family Feud the show, but we make it a part of the show. It's a segment. It's almost like a bonus. If we're coming in here, we get to enjoy this together, and then we'll do the rest of the yak, yes? Yes. Yes.

We should play, though. we should release a shirt with the five c's all right let's go one six c's i had an idea to level the scoring is that each round like if you're going fifth your points should be worth five times as much yeah i think oh i don't love it no i don't know if you're going second that your your points should be twice as much though no i love it i love it. I love it, Steven. I love anything that Steven created. He's created his own Sabermetrics advanced analytics for this, and that is exactly what I want him here to do.

That's actually great. Wait, when's Data Day? That's waited too much. Data Day's next Thursday. Yeah. So, oh. We're going to have to deal with Frank there, too. Well, no, we'll push him to the week after.

Yeah, we'll push him to the week after because Dadaday is Thursday. He's still suspended. He's suspended. He is suspended until he – here it is. Nobody's actually told him he's suspended. Yeah, I know. We've got to stamp this. We should tell him.

I'm not. I'm not saying that. Go get him. No, actually, no. Let's play a game of feud. All right, I will talk to him after no. Let's play a game of feud. All right, I will talk to him after this. Let's get their brains going with feud first. Loser of feud has to break it to Frank.

All right, loser of feud. How's our loser? Yes. There's a very convoluted point system. Yes, this is great. All right, so here's what we're going to do. Four of us here won't be capable of breaking anything. No, no, no, no.

We're loser. All right, so loser of feud, let's play three games. Loser of those three games has to go get Frank, bring him in here, and tell him. So he's suspended for four weeks? But if we're going to play three, why don't we just round up to four? If we're going to play three, loser has to go tell Frank. Can't be an even number. Needs to be five.

They have to go tell Frank to come in here, and then they have to tell him that he is suspended until the Dolphins win a football game. Okay. And then after the Dolphins win a football game, the following Monday, we will hear his suspension. Does the person who has to tell him, is that person responsible for the discussion that ensues? Correct. I don't think I can do it.

Actually, on top of that, all the other people, the four other people, can and are, I would say, encouraged to sit there and say, Frank, this isn't our decision. Come on, Owen. Go easy on him, Owen. Yes, that is highly encouraged to be like, Frank, we fought him. We didn't want this. So that person has to hold full ownership for the decision.

Fair? The whole thing. Initiation. Jonah Hill money ball. Uh-huh. Fire. What was that? Suspension is until.

Who's the Dolphins played for week one? Patriots. Jonah Hill money ball when he fired, when he cut the. Yeah. So suspension until the Miami Dolphins win a single game, then suspension heard on that Monday. Could happen week one, but it is a real game. The soonest that Frank could be back is the Thursday after week one

for a real tank Thursday. Okay. Okay. Here we go. The only thing I need for this scoring system is to clearly identify who's going first like a couple seconds in advance. Wait. I have a question.

The scoring system is going to be a problem. I'm not going first. There's only three rounds. Somebody won't be able to go fifth. I think what we should do, we should do it differently. I think we should do... We know now that we can skip when you get three wrong.

What if we all played a round solo and the lowest score? I think the best thing we'd do is a yak. What do you think about that, though? I like that. I'm so afraid. I like that.

Y'all are nervous. Yeah. Let's do it. All right. Owen's going to play his rounds. So we're all doing a solo round? Yeah, and if you don't get to fast money, that's your fault. So we're playing five games.

Five games. What do we do if there's a repeat? I think repeat is just luck is on your side wow okay all right and then make sure you hit the skip whenever he gets three x's because it actually will go a lot faster definitely because we'll just keep skipping ahead so now you don't get to use your scoring system yeah we'll still use it eventually that's fine that's fine king of the ring here we go this is actually like very wait why wait who's going first? Owen goes first.

Owen's first. Owen always goes first. Owen always goes first. That's always how we've done it. Oh, you're playing... Oh, Shaffer. You're fucked. This is going to truly convey our stupidity.

Yes. Shaffer. What? Say it out loud. Name something gross a person might say they found in their fast food so they can sue the company. Bug. Good answer. Good answer.

Hair. Yes. Great answer. Good answer. Now you're fucked. Oh, that's a good answer. Good answer.

Good answer. What the fuck is wrong? Come on, Owen. I don't want to see it happen, but I don't want it to be me. Owen. Oh, fuck. Oh, Owen. I don't want to see it happen, but I don't want it to be me. Owen. Oh, fuck.

Oh, Owen. She's struggling too, Owen. Come on, picture yourself. A staple. Shrimp. A staple, he says. A staple. A staple?

Show me staple. Good answer, good answer, good answer. Of all the things you could get in your fast food, you said staple. Survey says. I'd argue that's never happened. Ever. No. When we were at.

An entire mouse. Oh, that's not bad. That's good. Good answer. Yeah. Frank had a staple in his cracker barrel when we walked up. Fuck you, Dave. Finger.

All right. 36% of people said finger. I was going to say finger. Finger. I think it's going to be viral. Wendy's Chili. Yeah, the finger in the Wendy's Chili. Good start. Good start. You're of people said finger. I was going to say finger. I was thinking of the viral Wendy's chili. Yeah, the finger in the Wendy's chili. All right, good start, good start.

You're beating Schaefer. Name something you might make out of coconuts if you were stranded on a desert island. He's kind of getting fucked with these questions. These are tricky. A bra. Ooh, good answer,. Ooh, good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Yeah.

A bowl. Yeah, good answer. Damn. Wow. Oh, fuck. Water. That woman got bra and bowl. Water.

You would make a coconut into water. Water. Ground it up and up and then you add water. There's water in a coconut, you idiot. You can't make it. Yes, you can.

You crack it into water. You can't make water out of coconut. Filter the water. Yeah, did you try water filter? Abracadabra. Water. A Mai Tai.

Mai Tai. Nice, Mai Tai. MAI. This will be fun. I don't Tai. M-A-I. This will be fun. I don't know. M-A-I-T-A-I. Mai Tai. Go for it. As long as you get one and two, I think you're safe.

Oh, now she crushed you. Shelter, roof, food, drinks. A shelter out of a coconut? Food, drinks is kind of water, isn't it? I guess it is kind of water. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Uh-oh.

This dude might not even make it to fast money. I'm nervous for Owen. Actually, oh, God, long one. We asked 100 single women. My kind of women. You were very attracted to your blind date until you realized he reminded you of your father. Father. Yeah, good answer.

Wait, wait, wait. Women love that. They're turned on by that. Yeah, they are turned on by that. Big time. Brother. Brother, I think you got the genders wrong. They asked the women. Yeah, no, the women. Okay, I was confused. Boss.

Again, they fetishized their boss. This is hard. You are not going to make it to Fast Money. Number one is strikingly easy. So easy. So easy. I'm not even thinking right now.

Like, my brain's not working. Are you serious? Come on, dude. Wait, what? This is tough to watch. Come on, Owen. Self. No.

No. Ah, damn it, Owen. No, Owen. Owen. Shut Owen. Self. No. No. God damn it, Owen. No, Owen. Owen. Shut up. X. Why did you have to do that? Because it's ridiculous that he didn't get that.

69. It's priest. I wanted him to go to Fast Money. Wait, dad was. Yeah, that should have counted. Ah, okay. Oh, no. Brandon's mad now. Brandon is mad. I, okay. Oh, no. Brandon's mad now.

I'm sorry. I helped him out. Name something people have a hard time keeping. Time. That's a repeat. Something people deliver for a living. Food. Food. Name something a man that has... A man has that his mother-in-law might think is just not good enough.

Job. Good job. Good answer. Just not built for fast money. Fill in the blank with one specific word. Walking dead. I shouldn't have helped. This was probably pulled in between the 17. specific word. Walking dead. I shouldn't have helped him. This was probably pulled in between the 17.

I'm realizing that now. Name something a guest might steal from a wedding. What? What? I don't know. A glass? I don't fucking know. I've done that before.

Fuck. I shouldn't have helped him. You shouldn't have helped him. He's hurting all of us. Zero. Okay. That's got to be number one. Zero.

No. Wait, what? Deliver food is not. All right. He got 78. That's got to be number one. Zero. No. Wait, what? Deliver food is not. All right, he got 78. He's still going to break 100. Wow. You fucked us, big cat. Fucked us all.

God damn it. I'm sorry. We're not going to get a true result now. That's a margin of 69. I'm sorry. I should have done that. No, no. I'll just do it.

Well, that's a terrible score. That's a bad score. That's a really bad score. If you get the fast money, you'll get a better score. All right. 10-92. There you go. All right, here we go.

Mickey T. Wait, can we get a post-match interview? Owen, how are you feeling? Owen, how are you feeling? Not great. Yeah, we wouldn't have even gotten to fast money. Yeah. If I didn't help you.

I woke up recently. Got it. We got two ads today. Do you want to help you. I woke up recently. Got it. We got two ads today. Do you want to bang one of those out? Do it, Owen. Your choice. Does it matter the order? All right.

Should I do this? Coors Lights first. Can I do the second? Oh, fuck. Coors Lights first? Correct. I'll do the second one. Somebody else has to do Coors.

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You guys all fucked'all fucked up having me do that ad that got my juices flowing. Here we go. What was I, 1362? 1096. 1096, dickhead. Fuck.

I have 1092. 1092. Oh, fuck. Mila. Somebody sent me a DM. They whopped yesterday. They Fetty Whopped. They got a 1738.

Which is a very, that's traffic jam. Yes.etty Wap. They got a 1738. Which is a very... That's traffic. Jam. Yes. Go answer. Cone. Traffic cone here to assist. That's barrel, brother.

Oh, well, all right. Asterix on this round as well. He didn't say barrel. Not barrel. Barrel's wrong. Traffic. Oh. Oh, fuck. Traffic. Is it easy? Yeah. traffic oh oh fuck

traffic is it easy? yeah I actually don't know it oh I know one and three I know one you're not gonna tell him? I don't know it

traffic there's jam there's cone traffic oh no child Traffic. There's jam. There's cone. Traffic. Oh, no. Child. Why do you guys have El Trafico?

Stop. Stop. I thought you were telling me to stop there. Guard. Ah, shit. He got it. No, it's fucking light. Light, you idiot. No, it's not. What the fuck's, you idiot. No, it's not.

What the fuck's a traffic light? What? It's red, yellow, or green. That's a stoplight. No, it's a stoplight when it's red. A stoplight? I've never heard it called a traffic light in my life. Where are you from?

You're saying when a traffic light is green, it's a stoplight? The structure itself is a stoplight. I mean, I've heard that said, but it's also called a traffic light is green, it's a stoplight? The structure itself is a stoplight. I mean, I've heard that said, but it's also called a traffic light. Oh, I'm fucked. All right. You're okay. You're okay. I'm about to break Fleming's heart.

Don't worry. I'll help you. Oh, fuck. Nick is by far the worst person to have to do this, right? Yeah. Or maybe Kyle. Yeah. Owen is the best equipped.

I need a perfect round here. I'm probably second best equipped. Name a place where if you have to yawn, you try to hide it. Church. Wedding. Date. Ooh. Wedding isn't a church.

Not always. Work. A bug factory. Well, properly. Show me bugs. I mean,. Show me a bug factory. I mean, it would be a terrible place. Interview. That's good.

I already guessed it. Oh, no. I'm yawning. What's her name Schaefer no Mila if you have to yawn did she get it

oh fuck she's gonna be ah fuck me um um four a party orgy

I think it's sex movie school school school pool yeah A party. Or a jeep. I think it's sex. Classroom. Movie. School. School. School pool. Yeah, goddamn. You are...

Oh, Nick. I think it's a woman. Oh, Nick. Oh, Nick. Oh, God. That number didn't total up to 100. Yeah, I noticed that as well. Name something people have a hard time keeping.

Do you remember? Money. We're on day three of Family Feud, so it's a little harder to remember. Relationship. Oh, fuck. Did she get it? Oh, no. Did she get it? Oh, no. Promises.

Yes. Oh. Secrets. Promises. Don't get it. Did she get one? Yeah, she's got the top four. Oh, fuck.

Promises, secrets. Oh, shit. Pets. Wasn't get it. Did she get one? She's got the top four. Oh, fuck. Promises, secrets. Oh, shit. Pets. Wasn't pets one of them? Fuck! Keeping. Stop it, guys. Obligations.

I don't fucking know. I think it's I lost my appointment I'd just like to point out If you hadn't helped Both of them would have not made fast money What are you talking about? I thought she had you beat

It was triple Triple And I beat her that way I didn't help He didn't help me one bit No I thought he wasn't going to make it I thought we would have been 0 for 2 No he made it

He did make it Name something that would ruin a day at the beach. Rain. No, not brain. Getting some top on the beach. Name something that spreads quickly. Disease. What?

Yeah, that's right. Fire. Name something that has a face. A watch. Fire. Name something that has a face. A watch, clock. Name something a hiker would have in his backpack. Water. Tell me a place where you were so nervous you made promises to God. Interview.

Shit, this might be high. We're no longer saying good answer. I feel like that's airplane. The bathroom of Green Rock was the answer. Name something that spreads quickly. Zero. Fuck off, virus. Fuck that.

Come on. He crushed this. The score to beat is 1092. Should be. He crushed it He's got it Nick is off the hook 12-03 Thank you boys

Thank you No one helped Brandon Okay fine I hope the Chick-fil-A gets here as you're playing You'll be fucked Guys, no one helped Brandon. Okay, fine. I hope the Chick-fil-A gets here as you're playing. You'll be fucked. Yeah, it will. I got you two gallons of sweet tea because you're such a bitch. Did you really?

Yeah. Oh, should I order the sweet tea on my own because you're probably not going to order it? How did you not just say, hey, can I have a sweet tea? I should have just said it. Last time there was a gallon of sweet tea, you drank it yourself and put it back in the fridge. It's my gallon of sweet tea. Yeah, but people don't even know that. Nobody should touch my gallon of sweet tea.

We don't know. You just go into the fridge and get a gallon of sweet tea? If I see it, I always put my tongue inside of it. That's what I always do. Rico's back. He is moping. He is sad. Yeah.

Might have been his last day at work today. All right, here we go. Brandon. They're intentionally dragging this. Brandon. Here we go. I hope he doesn't make fast money. That would be so funny.

KB, distract him with a jester impression. That's about right. Don't look at KB. Even though he's right next to the TV. What would you trust your husband to fix around the house? The sink. Oh, God.

Oh, no. The sink? Nothing. Nothing? With humor. Oh, no. The sink? Nothing. The sink? Nothing. Nothing? The one with humor. I had the worst day.

Oh! The car. Nice. I had the worst day at the kitchen. Again, the car in the house. Yeah, the car. Brandon's cars are always in his house. A leak?

A leak. A leak. Show me leak. Remember leak week? How'd that happen? Roof, television, anything. Plumbing. Leak, plumbing.

I said sink and leak. That was fucking expert mode. Oh, Randy bodied you. Did y'all move up the difficulty? Nope. You did, didn't you? That's what took you so long. y'all move up the difficulty? No. You did, didn't you? That's what took you so long. What are you talking about the difficulty?

Nice, dude. Double points. You need to get some of these. Yeah, you do. All right. Name something that one person starts doing and others will too. Yawn. Good answer.

There's 64. You're good. You got the first one. Randy got it there too. Dancing. There's 64. You're good. You got the first one. Brandy got it, though, too. Dancing. Dance. Yeah. You guys changed it.

No. There's no difficulty, dude. Run. Run? Oh, yeah. If you run, I'm going to start running. Uh-oh. Randy smells blood in the water.

What is this? Are you really this bad? Sex. No. Brandon, come on. Help me, Big Cat. Whistle. Who's going to start whistling?

It's worth a try. Sing, sing, sing. There you go. Sing it. Sing it. Sing it. Sing. Sing. There you go. Whistle. Yeah, that's good. He's actually doing it. See, that would have gotten sing. So I gave you a good answer.

What about laugh? Eat. Hell yeah. I gave you a good answer. Clap. Those were good. Those were good. Brandon, you're doing all right.

Did you beat Randy there? Oh. Oh, no. Randy. Randy, you don't. All right. Come on, Brandon. Focus.

I don't think he's here today, is he? Focus. Oh, yeah. Tell me how many hours a day a teenage girl talks on the phone. What? This is the easiest question. Just guess numbers. Actually. There's only 24 options, so hurry up the phone. What? This is the easiest question. Just guess numbers. There's only 24 options.

Hurry up. Six. What? What a question. I love this question. Eight. What? Eight.

A full work day. Four. Four. He's found the sweet spot. This is the dumbest thing of all time spot show me five three Rico Rico's just crazy go to two show me two

two yeah is it one or seven show me one Two. Two. Yeah. Ooh, is it one or seven? Is it one or seven? One. One. Show me one. Yeah, Brandon.

Do you still think we turned it up to expert mode? What a question that was. Name a number. What a fucking joke. Holy shit. All right. Got there. Here we go.

Oh, God. Name an occasion where you put on your best clothes. Wedding. Good answer. Name something you ride on where you have to deal with rude people. Subway. Get out of your New York bubble, man. You might tell someone, give me a break.

Name something people wash once a week. Oh, that's tough for you. The car. Your body. What room of your house is your car? That's nothing about a house. Name something a boxer hopes he doesn't lose when he's in the ring. His teeth? Maybe the fight.

Maybe it's the fight. Those both should have got more. Oh, boy. No ones. There we go. There you go. Is this a one? There you go.

All right. But did he beat you? I think I got a 1092, the score to beat. 1092, the score to beat. Good job, Brandon. Congrats, Brandon. I liked that one of yours was just list the numbers one to six. Yeah, this is bullshit.

There we go. 1286. Now you're going to keep complaining about cheating? I wasn't cheating. They did change the difficulty, so I got to change it back. I'm very nervous. Oh, God. I think I'm probably.

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Yes, oh yeah When it came to the breaking of the news Everyone else, he probably will be like, this isn't real Um, yeah But yeah, alright, here we go Alright Who am I playing? Who am I playing?

Who am I playing? Oh, you're fucked. You're fucked. All right, here we go. I've seen him in the forums. He's good. Name something people have a hard time holding on to. Money.

I don't remember this question, though. This is different than keeping, right? There's 77. Keys. What? That's usually old tribe. Do you guys remember this question? No.

Oh, okay. I remember. Shit. Cesar can't get money. I got it. Fuck. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, Cesar.

Give me a second here. Give him a second. Cesar just throwing up moonshots, though. He's getting out his left and right. I think that's it. Yeah. Okay. Fuck, you just got the other one.

Jesus, Caesar. God damn it, Caesar. Reality. Holding on to... What are you... They're glasses Glasses Glasses

What Oh man Embarrassing Caesar Upset victory First round Jobs Relationships

Damn it I was thinking too literal Okay That's okay That's okay He's only up by two That's fine I'm fine I'm fine

I'm so nervous I am too Name something you'd hate to find out A co-worker has that's bigger than yours What? Car Yeah, bigger car This car is huge

This man has a bus This car is huge I mean Is this R-rated penis? I don't know. This probably is wrong. Damn it. Salary.

Yeah. There we go. That's fine. You got a bus? House. Yes. All right. Damn, that's fucking good.

Wife. You're smacking him. Office. You got the biggest wife. What? How's office? Yeah, that's usually a great guy. Brandon, you're good at this.

You're really jealous of everyone. What are you jealous of Big Cat for? Jealous of everything. The American dream, big car, big house, big wife. Big wife in the suburbs. The thing is, it starts with big wife. Big lawn, big wife in the suburbs. Brain thing is, it starts with big wife. Big lawn, big wife in the suburbs. Brain.

A white picket wife. Oh! His brain. Wow, and he... I actually think I got that, but if you go back to tape, Zah typed in Brian. He always types Brian. He was trying to get Brian on me.

No, he's brain for me. He's got a big Kobe. Alright, here we go. Triple points. Very important that I get this. Very. Name a kind of place you feel better leaving than going. Hospital. Good answer. Good answer. School.

Great answer What? Work Yeah Ain't that the truth Hell yeah brother Man this is spread out pretty even Fuck

19 and 18 For one and two Fuck Fuck What the fuck Prison He owed him Prison He owed him Fuck. Fuck. What the fuck? Prison. He owed him.

Prison. He owed him. I don't think it's right. It's got to be. Oh, nice. You owed me that. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Seas done did it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Oh, he missed one. He was there. Oh, damn it. What the fuck?

I don't know any of these other ones. Vacation. God damn it. What the fuck? I don't know any of these other ones. Vacation. No. No. All right. I don't want to get anything wrong. KB, you're dangerous. No, no.

Don't do anything. Don't do anything. I'm going to go to the pool today. Bathroom. You were in velour shorts. Funeral. I was thinking funeral, but like. Why?

I always feel worse. You leave it. Yeah, you're like, damn, that was sad. Practice. All right. Fast money. Fast money. All right. Oh, you got it. I think I need a big number, though. Fuck. You leave it. Yeah, you're like, damn, that was sad. Practice. All right, fast money, fast money. All right. Oh, you got it.

I think I need a big number, though. Fuck. You got it. The gym. All right, here we go. Name a popular wedding gift. Cash. Good answer.

Name a way people can lose a lot of money very quickly. Gambling. Call 1-800-GAMBLER if you have a problem a lot of money very quickly. Gambling. Call 1-800-GAMBLER if you have a problem. No, no, no. Gambling. Gambling, not gabbling. Jesus. Name a kind of place you're embarrassed when your stomach rumbles.

What? Fuck. Uh-oh. Church. Come on, Gap. Church. That's such a bad answer. Name something you'd find on someone's neck.

A mole? A mole. You can't wear it in your eyes with cuddle. Puddle. Puddle. What's the neck thing? Maybe a hickey or an abs out. Necklace apple Necklace

Necklace, damn it Uh-oh Yes He's got the hundred I'll go get Frank Yeah, church Mole zero Twelve

Whoa Puddle Yeah Wow Wow I think I'm good You beat him Uh-oh

You'll be in the 11s. Hold on. I have a feeling KB could either be really good or a beast. Whoa. That was closer than I thought. Damn. If I hadn't gotten mole, the difference is mole? The difference is always mole.

Yeah. There's the next shirt. The difference is always mole. Score is going into the final round. Big Cat, 11-27. Owen, 10-92. Currently at the bottom. Score to. Big Cat, 11-27. Owen, 10-92. Currently at the bottom. Score to beat.

Nick, 12-03. Brandon, 12-86. Payson. Is there a bonus for one? Thank God. Okay, Kyle. You have to donate all to Hurricane Relief, though. Yes.

Kyle's focused in. Kyle. No, wait. Kyle, you can't sit there. No, you can't. No, you have to sit over here. Why does it come? Because you're sitting over here. I can't read. You're sitting over here. I can't see. Yeah, I, you can't sit there. No, you can't. No, you have to sit over here. Why is it coming? Because you're sitting over here.

I can't read. I can't see. Yeah, I know. That's the fun. Yeah, no, that's the fun part of it. I can't read. I can't see. You have to sit in your seat.

I can read, just can't see the words. No squinting. Oh, boy. He's going to laugh at me. He's going to get the hardest opponent. Come on. Give him a hard opponent. Give me a baby.

A baby. Give me a baby. Oh no. Oh no. He's named someone. Oh no. Donovan Shish. Name a part of your own body.

What does it say? That you bite. That you bite. Fingernails. I got it for everyone. Take a sandwich. Take one. Take a sandwich.

No. God damn it, take a sandwich. Who the fuck is biting their body? Lip. You can get closer. You can get closer if you can't see. Lip. There we go.

Just finger? Trying to think of okay yeah who's who the fuck is biting their body frank i'm trying to like run through the shirt the options you're going through all the things you can bite feet toes no am i missing an obvious one? Yeah He's biting into the mic Oh you're missing a very obvious one Shut up Tongue Fuck off Brandon No

Doesn't count Well it does Why would you do that? No one got help Tongue is stupid Cheek I don't get Why don would you do that? No one got help. Tongue is stupid. Cheek, I don't get. Why don't you get? The innards of the cheek.

It's everything in the mouth. Yeah. That was bullshit. All right. Fine. Here we go. I'll throw one. No, it's fine.

Fuck up here. Name an animal that's all... Ah, repeat. Wait, no, we never... Did we end up getting these? Yeah, we got this. Yeah, all six. We got all six.

And no brains? Yeah, just try and remember one of the six that we got. Bear. Yeah, you got it. Wasn't this fast money and we only had one answer? No, no, we got all six. Ostrich. Yep, yep, good answer.

Uh-oh. That's ostrich. Yep, good answer. Fuck. I think oboe was one of them. It was oboe. Okay, dinosaur. No, no, no, no.

No, it's never actually existed. There's one answer that we always get. I don't remember. I must have tuned out. There's an animal that we always do. It's a horse. There we go. It's the family food horse constant.

Stop helping me. Okay. We feel bad. Bye. You guys played me. There you go. We stopped helping you. What are the answers?

Men. Elephant. I don't remember this. I thought elephants were smart. Dog. Rhinoceros. Rhinoceros Rhinoceros Alright you gotta

You gotta do some work here Bubby Yeah Bubby Put on a shirt Just Kyle's face Bubby I love that Shut the fuck up

Uh oh I don't remember Jam Fuck off Light Yep You gotta go fast though Cone

There it is I do not remember the last one Car Traffic car No dude Traffic Oh my god If he gets all of these

Then you're kinda fucked Yeah He's one away Come on Oh my god, if he gets all of these, then you're kind of fucked. Yeah. He's one away. Come on. He's got it. Oh, he's keeping missing. This would be an all-time choke.

Oh my god, we just had this. I know. Come on, he's guessing. Like a second ago. Talking about all bra, no brains. Get it. Come on, get it. He got it. No!

He got it. He got it. Oh, he's still down. Traffic. How's he down? Traffic. Stop. Yeah. Boom.

Perfect round. Plus 50. Wow. This has been bullshit. I love Jersey Jerry. The Pittsburgh Steelers guy Oh yeah I thought he introduced himself

As Suicide Jerry Yeah that's what he did to me Name something that is Thrown bouquet Uh oh Uh oh You forgot about Oh no

Q-U-E-T No There it is Besides the US Name a country that has The best music To dance to This is very easy besides the U.S., name a country that has the best music to dance to.

This is very easy. Mexico. It's called fast money. Yeah, he's not going very fast. Name a four-letter word you can call your spouse. Hey, Kyle. Babe, babe, no. He's got so many.

Name a page when people might include some cash at wedding. Oh, you have to. Babe, babe, no. He's got so many. You're going to go with cunt? People might include some cash at wedding. Oh, fuck. It wasn't the highest one. The running of the bulls is dangerous. The running of what kind of animal wouldn't be? Mice. Nice.

Kittens would have been good. All right, here we go, Kyle. That actually would be dangerous. Bouquet, 16. Ooh, rice. Mexico. Rice? 33, first answer.

33, first answer. Get a zero. He hasn't broken 100. Whoa. Uh-oh. He didn't break 100! Oh, my God. I think he didn't break 100.

10-92, number to beat. No, he's not going to get it. It's a $500 bonus. Oh, no God. 1092, number to beat. No, he's not going to get it. It's a $500 bonus. Oh, no. Kyle? I have to get him and bring him in here? Yeah. You want me to get him?

No. So you can get yourself ready? No, actually, you know what? I'm going to get him because I don't want you to tell him anything. Right? Kyle, I could do it if you want. I feel bad. This isn't even a...

What was the answer? Kitten? I could fucking scratch you. Scratch your ankles. Some shit. The running of any animal would be dangerous. Right? Mice would be dangerous. The running of any animal would be dangerous. Right? I mean, mice would be dangerous.

The pestilence they would spread. The pestilence they would spread. Wouldn't be dangerous in the moment as much, but certainly. You always have to think about the pestilence. It'll sneak up on you. So what shirts are we putting out from today? Jay, what's our shirt today?

Yeah, we have KB's face with that. It just says Bubby underneath. Is that a call to Barstool Bubby? No, no. KB's the... Owen or Nick, why don't one of you guys come over here so KB can talk across. I got it. You can just get the fuck up, please. This is going to be heartbreaking.

Get you a sandwich, too. You deserve it. Boys in the booth, did you get your Chick-fil-A? Not yet. The retrieval of Frank is taking longer than I expected. Oh, he's on his way back with no Frank. Oh, he's on his walk. You're Frank-less?

Oh, looks like Frank's on the phone. 20 minutes. All right, yeah, so can you get back as fast as possible and then come into the act when you do? You want me to do it over the phone? Okay. All right, okay. What's he doing?

He's on his way back. All right. Worst comes to worst, I can call him. Nope. We are going to win. Frank comes back in five hours? That's how long this show's going. That's how long this show's going. You and I have worst, I can call him. Nope. We are going to win. Frank comes back in five hours. That's how long this show is going. You and I have an appointment at 2.30.

Calling might be more awkward. I'll do a double or nothing versus Kyle. No, no, no. I think we should have Che. Should we have Che? I want to have Che play. I just want to hear his answer. No one's going to lose to that.

But I do want to see Che play. I want to see Che play. Yes, everybody does. Let's queue it up. We need a minute back here. Frank is on the way back, and that will be when Kyle breaks the news to him. What was that guy's name today?

Suicide Jerry? Officially, what's the news? You're suspended for four weeks? You suspend it until the Thursday after a Dolphins win, right? Suicide Jerry just came up to me. He walked by me, and I thought he was going to ask me a question about how the office runs or something. He just goes, Big Cat, we got any sauce around here? Wait, what? Like condiment sauce?

Hot sauce, I think is what he was looking for. But he just said sauce. What? I was like, somewhere. And that was the first thing he's ever said to you? Well, he said his name was Suicide Jerry earlier this morning. Does he work with us now? I don't know.

Yeah. Why? Suicide? You guys talk. Was he brought in as a pawn in the Rico thing or what? No, I think he was like... September 1st. He had a viral video.

Mm-hmm. Screaming at something. Yeah. Screaming at his mom, I believe. Because the Steelers lost. He lives with his mother. He said it's free rent. Technically right. She's got sauce, I bet.

Seems like a good guy. Ready to go. Shout out Brody Smith in the chat. Big cat, your boy. The Frisbee guy? The Frisbee guy? Oh. Thanks for watching. Hell yeah. Oh, Brody Smith in the chat. Big cat, your boy. The Frisbee guy? The Frisbee guy? Thanks for watching. Hell yeah.

Brody? That guy's the coolest. You see they're trying to cancel golf on Twitter and TikTok? Why? Oh, man. Because of the water expenditure? No, there's many reasons. It's insane.

The rich are monopolizing our green spaces. Water is wasted on giant purposeless lawns. Native plant wildlife can't exist. Name something a car thief runs out of when being chased by police. Time. Gas. Gas. Show me gas.

Bullets? He's good. Car thief being chased by police. Job. Did everyone get sandwiches? Road, street. They did. They did?

They did. No, they did, right? They did. They came in? Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. One more.

If anyone wants to. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Being chased by police. What are you running out of? Come on, Shay. Come on, Shay. Men. Men.

He ran out of men. Men, men, men. I hate when I run out of men. I give up. I'm all out of men. Men, men, men. I hate when I run out of men. I give up. I'm all out of men. I don't know. I surrender. Down four.

Road. Ah, that's what I was going to say. Okay. Energy. Willpower. Okay. Pull over. We know you're about to run out of men.

We can clearly see you're down to your last man. The jig is up. Tell me somewhere where people have a TV that you think is ridiculous. Bathroom. I have a TV in my bathroom. You have a TV in your bathroom? I do. Yeah, let's go.

Chill out. Do you watch porn on it? You watch porn? No, I don't. What else would you watch in a bathroom? What would a bathroom TV? It's for porn. I'll tell you after. Is it porn? No, I don't. What else would you watch in a bathroom? What would a bathroom TV... It's for porn. I'll tell you after.

Is it sports? Just say sports. Pool. Patio. Yeah, all right. Ports TV is the best. Deck. Think Korea.

Kitchen. Yeah. That's it. Damn it. All right, Owen. Attic. Yeah. And that would be ridiculous, right?

It would be crazy. Oh. That's the polar opposite. I don't know. Oh. Oh, they give you the exact polar opposite. I don't know. I don't know. What is the next one? Car. It's always car.

Make sure it's the. Che, you're down. Oh, no. Che's down. Che's down. Oh, shit. Steven, I thought you were going to be good at this game. Wait, is he eligible to have to tell Yes, absolutely.

Name something of yours that is in terrible condition. It has to be you specifically. Car. Your penis. Your penis is all torn up. It's going to be a spread out one. Something that's in terrible condition. He's got 42, Che.

Oh, another one. Oh, he's got 48. Your couch. Not couch. Definitely not couch. Home. Home. You already said car.

What's in terrible condition Your Bed Your bed isn't Bathroom Bathroom The bed is broken I feel bad

Come on Jay Come on Come on Oh no Oh Jay That's funny Oh furniture Oh, no. Oh, Jay didn't make the best money. Oh, furniture.

Oh, that was a brutal question. Oh, Jay didn't make the best money. Oh, my God. 345, Jay. So what do we do? Jay has to break it to him. Dude, that's a woated score. That's a woated score. That's awful.

So wait, you're going to break it to him? He has to. Yeah, I guess so. Fuck. Wow. Wait, what the hell happened? Che didn't even make fast money. I didn't make fast money.

My last question was tough. I had an okay game before that. No, no, that wasn't that hard. You didn't win a single round against him. Yeah, you're right. You're really bad at this game. Should we have Che, Kyle, and Brandon go again? Che, Kyle, and Brandon.

Why those three? I was number one. Yeah, one of your questions was one to six. No, it was very easy. No, no, no. I'm absolutely absolved here. Bullshit. No, I'm not entering this contest.

We can have a... You have chicken throat. I kind of have chicken throat right now. I don't have chicken throat. I kind of want to... That's a shirt. Putshit. No, I'm not entering this contest. You have chicken throat. I kind of have chicken throat. I want to do it. Kyle and Che can go again. Kyle's going to do it. Yeah, because actually that was the last time Frank was on here.

The main source of tension was you and Frank, right? Let the people vote. Me or Che. I'll throw up a poll right now. Oh, it's not us? Wait, how are you I'll throw up a poll right now. Oh, it's not us? Wait, how are you going to throw up a poll without him seeing? Oh, yeah, in the comments.

One for KB, two for Stephen Che. And three for Brandon. And you're just going to have three for Brandon. You're going to count them? I think it's going to be pretty repetitive. Three for Brandon. No. No.

That's what you sound like right now. You chicken throat. No. I don't want to play. No. No. That's what you sound like right now. Your chicken throat. No. I don't want to play. No. Is this my water bottle or yours? Not mine. Brandon, have you had chicken today?

No. No. Why are you asking? Why does it come? That's rude. No, I didn't have chicken. You sure, Brandon? Sounds like it's all in your throat.

No, I didn't have chicken. That was a lot of threes. I saw a lot of threes there. A lot of threes. Which one's which? These are pretty even. You're one. Brandon is three.

I'm two. Why is Brandon on the list? I'm not doing it. I won the competition. What's a lip? Michael Rappaport voted. He wants to see me squirm. He always has.

You guys are thick as thieves. KB, show off the velour shorts you're wearing. It's not velour. Those are velour. They look like they could be. But what are they? Yeah, not bad, huh? Not bad at all.

Movie theater. So where... We don't know where Frank is. No, he's out for a walk. Yeah, he's doing his walk. He said 20 minutes. Should I just call him? I don't know.

He's walking. No, he'll be here. He said 20 minutes. He'll be here. Let's do a round of deal or no deal until he gets back. Also, KB, you can do a redemption. If you get the highest value on Deal or No Deal. I'll do it.

Yeah, all right, Deal. I just want to play Deal or No Deal. I'll still do it. Deal. Or No Deal. Deal. Nah, we'll have Che do it. I can't believe the art of the deal.

You... Whatever. All right, I can't do this again of the deal. You... Whatever. All right. I can't do this again. Can we do Wheel of Fortune? What about Price is Right? Is that a flash game? Who knows?

Maybe. Who knows? Maybe. See if you can find it. I feel like all these brands are probably flash games, right? You're chicken-throated bad, right? So bad. You have an entire chicken in your throat.

Rotisserie ass mouth. Big shit. What was the fuzzy bunny? Chubby bunny. Chubby bunny. We should do that tomorrow. Marshmallow. We should chubby bunny tomorrow.

Your ass couldn't do it. I had the smallest mouth Probably in this office Yeah You're like the There's probably Except when it's not Level

Except when it's not There's probably like A niche of porn Like deep throats Small mouth Small mouse Fit it in there I can't

Like a mouse Can you fit your mouth In someone No You would be sucking a cock. No, I wouldn't. Yeah, you would. Because I don't know what you're talking about.

You got the tightest little mouth. No, I don't. It's like fitted in there. Shit. You can barely open that fucking thing. It's like trying to put like a square in a round hole. Yeah, square peg in a round hole. A square peg in a round hole.

A fat dick in a small mouth. That's the entire porno. It's just, come on. I can't get it in. My mouth's too small. She's got the smallest fucking mouth. She's crazy. She's toxic for me, but she's got the smallest mouth.

Half of the tip of my penis gets in there. That's it. She can't even eat a sandwich, only flatbread. Yeah, this looks like A licensed brand What the fuck What is this shit Looks like we're playing On our TI-89

Alright go deal or no deal Deal or no deal Let's play snake Let's play snake And we'll just be like Left Right Up

Actually yes Yeah Right Co-op snake Hurry Watch out Alright so I forget the concept of this But Co-op snake. Hurry. Watch out. All right.

I forget the concept of this, but it looks self-explanatory. It certainly is. Wait, everyone also pick a case. Oh, we're all picking a case. Oh, okay, yeah. And it will be the last five. The last five will be ours. Okay, I like this game. Owen.

Just pick a case. Yes. Eleven. All right, I'll take one. It's a bad pick. Tell your strategies, respectively. All right, I'm going to pick 19. Good answer.

Good case. Good case. I'm going to take 20. So you're doing Price is Right style. Wait, KBO, what did you take? I didn't take Don't rush him 26

It's never been 26 I yanged you I won What'd you get Owen? 11 Okay here we go So how do we play? We pick all the cases that aren't them

Oh okay Alright so go start with 2 right? Start with 2 11. Okay, here we go. So how do we play? We pick all the cases that aren't them. Oh, okay. Alright, so go start with two, right? Start with two. Oh. Oh. We have to choose six. Alright, two. Skip three, then we're the next. Wait, why? What's she doing? 5,000. Good.

Alright. Oh, two is the case we chose. Oh, we fucked up. We fucked it up. Wait, no, no. We can still do it, though. We can still do it because we have one. Pick one. One.

No, don't pick one. Yes. No, because that's mine. Yeah, we have to pick all of our cases. Oh, we're seeing who has the most money. Yeah, yeah. One. Come on.

Woo! No, that's not. That was good. That was a ton of money. Oh, we did it the wrong way. We did it the wrong way. What do you mean? Yeah, we did it the wrong way. We did it the wrong way. What do you mean? Yeah, we did it the wrong way.

We picked two as our case, and we're never picking the ones. You want the lowest number. 24. Oh, okay. No, no, no. Pick. So Nick has 300,000. Now pick 11.

Yeah. Yeah, we'll just do it this way. We're idiots. 11. That was embarrassing. This game was not self-explanatory. No. $200.

Throw it. Y200. Throw it. Yikes. 19? Who chose 19? I did. Redhead. Penny. Oh, wow.

You lost. God damn it. Notice I didn't laugh. Well, that sucks. 20. Roll again. All right. This wasn't our best.

100. No, no. it's not a game. It's not a game. It's 26. If you like this game, you live in fucking banana land. All right, so no deal. I'd rather play... Right? Banker's offer, no deal.

No deal. No deal. No deal. No deal. Let's take it. No, let's take it. Fuck. Never take the deal. Let's just take it. No deal. Let's take it. No, let's take it. Fuck. Never take it.

17. 17. I think we can get a million dollars. We can get a million. 25. Yep. All right. First one of us that gets the million is off the show.

Forever. 75,000? Six. Oh, God. Oh, no. I think that's it, actually. I do, too. Yep, I got it.

Ah! Nice. All right. Yep, I got it. Ah! Nice. All right. Bottom two I've picked. 18. Oh, God. Okay. Oh!

Brandon's off the show. See ya. Now, did you say forever, Nick? I did say forever. Where is Frank? Come on, Frank. He's doing his walk slide show. Did he say he was downtown?

Yeah, he did. Did he mean literally like downtown? I think so. I think that is what he meant. Why? Why? Give us a why. Should we play Family Feud?

Why? I don't think so. I'm trying to think of the options. What are we looking at? We're just waiting for Frank. Okay. Brandon, why don't you have a swig of sweet tea? Clear up the throat.

I gotta get a cup. No, drink right out of that. What about Jeopardy? No. That game sucks. That'll really show how dumb we are. Yeah. Yeah, I realized that as I said it.

I was like, oh, fuck. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Oh, yeah. Wheel of Fortune. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Let's see Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Yeah. Ronan Sasser didn't come back next week.

He's like, so how was it? Amazing. Literally played Flash games. That's Steve Harvey. Five days straight. I mean, we do have to do Flash game Friday. Of course. And then when we have, it's five man Flash game.

How do you think Tank's going to take it? Not my problem. Not my problem. It'll be delivered poorly. No, it won't. So you probably won't understand. Yeah, let's practice it. Why don't you practice? I'll be Tank. No. No, because. It'll be delivered poorly. No, it won't. So you probably won't understand. Yeah, let's practice it. Why don't you practice?

I'll be 10. No. No, because I don't want you to. Boys, why don't you think I'm not. Why do you think I'm afraid of this interaction? No, I don't think you're afraid of it. I don't think you're going to tell him the whole story. You're afraid of most of it.

You have to say it was your choice and your choice only. Oh, Kyle, that's not what you were telling us. Kyle. And we're going to be against you. Yeah. No, I'm ready. So, so against you. Knowing Frank, too, though, he's going to come in and be like, well, that was fair.

And then just get up and walk out. No. No, he's going to laugh like that cackle he does. So he'll be here soon. He'll be here soon enough, right? We're in the 2 o'clock hour if you're on the East Coast. Brandon's starting to get anxious. Correct.

You know I don't like this. Brandon's anxiety. Where is it stemming? What is the why? What is the catalyst? This fall season, he's so anxious. It's crazy. He just paces around my desk. I do not.

I did once. You've done it the last two days. Why? I did it yesterday. Yeah, you did. I like to talk. No, no, you pace. I consider you a friend.

You are my friend. I consider you a friend. But you pace. You pace so much. I come talk to you. Are you bringing stress from home to work? Yeah, what's going on? Oh, shit.

It's all at work. Maybe you should talk to Grandin on the way home once in a while. You have no stress at home? Not much. Everything's fine. Dog's still alive? Had to take video games from Tommy. He's been playing them too much.

Oh, is he getting good at them? No. I told him no more video games because he plays them too much. He's enjoying the shooting games. And last night, so now I watch a movie with him when I get home. Last night we watched the entire Chronicles of Narnia series. The entire series? Yeah.

That's like seven hours of movie. No, it's about nine. What? What time did you go to sleep? I fell asleep. We started at eight. I fell asleep at the end of the first one. I woke up a couple hours later.

He was finishing the second one, and then he was starting the third one. And then he fell asleep at my feet. And so we were somewhere in Narnia. What was the seating arrangement for this movie? We were on the couch downstairs. This is fantastic. On your feet? Around my feet.

Around my feet. I was laying on the couch watching TV, and I fell asleep. He sat down at my feet. I put the feet behind him, and he fell asleep, leaned over on my legs. Did he like Narnia before this, or was this his first time? It's his favorite movie series. Really? Yes.

Oh, nice. So you've seen through them all before? Many, many times, yes. What shoes are you wearing today, Brandon? I'm wearing the Jordan 3s. Oh, nice. It's cool gray, I believe. Nice.

Not one you wear. We never had a Tommy Walker day walker day this year yeah what the fuck that's your fault it's still your favorite time i said let's do it you would say no yes i said yes you would always put it off yes you did not i said yes oh i'm out friday same i'm i don't know are we doing do a long weekend are we doing the show we have a half day friday oh so then no show friday oh i gotta be here all right solo the show? We have a half day Friday. Oh, so no show Friday. Oh, I got to be here. All right, solo show. For what?

I have a show at 6 o'clock Friday night. Is that the debut? It is. Have you announced what it is? People know it's the Brandon Walker College Football Show. They don't know where it's going to be. So maybe you do the act on Friday as a preview. We don't need to preview it.

Wait, we're launching a show on the Friday night. I guess it's week one. Will there be callers? There's callers, yeah. You can call in. I can? I won't give you a priority number. Can Nick and KB prank call you?

Oh, yeah. I'd rather they just call and talk football. Yeah, we could do that. We could talk UTEP football, Kent State football, Dustin Crum. They're playing Texas A&M this weekend. He's your what, 15th ranked quarterback? He's a very good quarterback, yes. I made a bet with Casey.

I saw that. What's the bet? Loser has to... I get her apartment for 24 hours. If Kent State loses by less than 17 and a half. And then what if that doesn't happen? I don't think we work that part of it out.

Okay. Anything you want to do? I just get to live there. Got it. Got it. Whatever that entails. Well, you do live hard. You live hard.

Very hard. Somebody just send me a picture of a staple in a Chipotle burrito. No, I've gotten a couple. Yeah, I guess it happens. Sorry. Yeah. Apologize to the people that have had staples in their meals. So Brandon's show debuts on Friday.

We will probably not do a yak on Friday because I'm probably not going to come in. Knowing that college football is imminent. Me and Kyle. You guys can. This is a preview of what it would be like. A little teaser. You guys just staring at each other.

I'm going back to West Virginia for a fantasy draft. You want to come, Big Cat? They would love that. The boys would freak. Did you see what we did to florio today it was awesome i saw you did something with field yates but i didn't yeah i didn't watch yeah you could play it you want to play it put it up it was great you pranked him so florio is ongoing yeah it's ongoing prank we try to get him to talk about his fantasy team just so we can say we don't

give a fuck about your fantasy team and it was back in the day it was very easy it's gotten significantly harder last year i uh got in contact with his son and i got his son to give me his entire roster so during the uh when we had him on we just asked him questions about everyone on his roster and he answered all the questions at the end we're like that was your entire fantasy roster we don't give a fuck about your fantasy team he's like what the fuck uh and then this year i had field yates pretend to ask florio onto his show he sold it so well so well so field yates had him on his fake show while we were sitting in the Zoom waiting, and this is what happened. It was great. It was fucking great.

Because he even had his guard up. That's the best time, when they even have their guard up. Go ahead. All right, Mike. I want to ask you about your last and favorite topic here. Your fantasy team. Stop. How many fantasy teams are you playing in this year, and how good is your team looking?

Come on. I get the shakes. I get the shakes any time this comes up, because you know what the guys on Pardon My Take do. They find creative ways to get me to talk about my fantasy team so they can say nobody gives a damn about your fantasy team, although they use other language than that. I've got two leagues, if you care, and you probably don't, but the drafts are coming up.

I like to do the drafts as late as possible because you never know when injuries are going to happen. Oh! We don't give a fuck so no one cares i was set up you motherfuckers you've solicited help from the outside. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So good.

Oh, my God. So fucking good. The fact that he was like, I'm always worried. He's shaky. Yeah. Field Dates was the perfect person for it, too, because he's so trusting and nice. He is the face of a man that would just lead you to a safe haven. We could just play other clips from part of my take.

Yeah. People got really mad about me and PFT joking about Billy's stolen valor. They thought Jerry O'Connell was actually upset. Who were they mad at? They were mad at us for, play that clip. That one's actually awesome. Jerry O'Connell, I tweeted that one. I retweeted it, I think, or it's on part of my take.

Jerry O'Connell talking about Billy football. So people, Jake Marsh texted me this morning, and he was like, hey, can I blog this clip? And I was like, yeah, why not? And he's like, well, some people are mad. And I was like, who the fuck is mad? And then I went and looked at the mentions, and people were like, PFD and Big Cat just laughed

while Jerry O'Connell was so serious about this. Like, this is so fucked up. He's a professional actor. looked at the mentions and people were like pfd and big catchers laughed while jerry o'connell was so serious about this like this is so fucked up he's a professional actor he's a professional actor he sold it very well all right go ahead uh this might not favorite my two-year-old son can it's the uh it's i think part of my take tweeted it your balls all right brandon one of the funniest guys ever. So if you're on my Twitter, I'll retweet it right now. Just refresh my Twitter. Okay, go ahead and refresh my Twitter, and it's right there.

He is one of the funniest guys ever. Seriously. Fucking hysterical. Great actor. Kangaroo Jack. Stand by me. Kangaroo Jack. Stand by me. It goes Jack. Stand by me.

It goes O'Connell, Ferrara, Seinfeld, and Tom's partner. And suicide. People really thought this was real. They truly thought this was real. Yeah, go ahead. I really, I'm not kidding. Like, the thing I respect most are veterans, are people who... Hold on a second. I'm actually, I want to are people who... Hold on a second.

Actually, I want to be serious on your show for a second. I really like going away from your family, serving your country, risking your life. It's more than a job. It's not a job. I'm not joking. I'm being serious here. It's really... It's putting not only your life, it's putting everything on the line for everything that we hold true and dear.

So we can play fantasy football. So we can play fantasy football. I'm really grateful. I'm really one of those people who I don't care how many times everyone said it. Thank you for your service. Yes, thank you. Thank you is almost not enough. If by the grace of something I'm given a business class seat and I see anyone in close to anything that's camouflaged.

Green, anything. I'm saying, you know, this is yours. Smart. Yeah, he's special. He's a special guy. Is Billy a veteran? Of the war on Christmas. Yeah. Yes. So he is not a veteran. No. I have a big problem with this,

guys. Well, hold on. He's not a veteran per se, but I think you could say, like, Billy would have made a great Navy SEAL. No, no. So is it really a— No, Kat. That's kind of a technicality that he wasn't actually a Navy SEAL. He also said that he would trade it all to become a Navy SEAL. This is actually when he didn't even have a job here.

He said he'd trade it all, which was trading nothing to be a Navy SEAL. Kat, so he's— Commenter, you cannot tie army issue shoes to your backpack and walk through the streets like you just got off of a plane leaving Kabul. And you just served. It's not okay.

People thought that was real. I get why actors make millions. They deserve it. How funny is that Billy Football tweet, though? I'd trade it all to be a Navy SEAL. This is when he was an intern

with not a full-time job. I'd trade it all. What is it all? He hadn't even graduated college yet. He had nothing to show from anything. He also still had the option of becoming a Navy SEAL, right?

Yeah, he could be a Navy SEAL until he's like 30. See all this? I'd give it all. I'd trade, yeah. I'd give away my 72 credits. Everything I've worked for. Everything here. I'd give it all up. I'd give away my 72 credits. Everything I've worked for, everything here, I'd trade it all. Is Rico mad at you?

I'm his agent, so I thought, well, yeah. He looks mad. He looked very angry. Mad at everyone. Oh, shit. He's mad right now. Yeah, tomorrow's pick-em will be interesting. It was, like I said, 50 minutes before we got to the picks.

You said 80. I heard 85. Was it 85? Who'd you hear from? William. I mean, there was a lot. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. Here we go.

Here we go. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. Kyle, he's here. Oh, switch seats. Guys, I can't sit in here for this. Yep. We can't. Tank.

We have the option to leave. What's up? So, Kyle wants to say something to you. We don't know what it is. Just so you know. Well, we do know. Kind of. Kyle decided this.

We all have your back. Like, it's bullshit what he's doing, but he is kind of like the head of the show. This is tough. So, Kyle? Frank, why don't you stay a while? All right. Comfortable? Yep.

It's not working out. We got to let you go. No. Kyle. Kyle, that's not what we're talking about. We have to suspend you from the yak until the Thursday after the Dolphins win their first game. This is Kyle's decision. Frank, I wanted you back. I think that's a little

harsh. I felt it was... I thought it was the fairest way to go about this. This is bullshit. This is bullshit, Kyle. Why, Kyle? Yeah, why, Kyle? I don't know why Kyle gets to make the decision. Why, Kyle? Why? We went to the top of the totem pole and then down a couple.

I was tasked with this job. I never had a chance because I told Roan. Yeah. So we should be able to hear him out. I told Roan that I was going to see him on Friday when he filmed the soda review. He told Ron he was going to see him on Friday. That was Friday, though, and this was Thursday. So what the fuck, Kyle?

Change your decision. I told him on Wednesday. Change your decision, Kyle. You told him on Wednesday, Kyle. This is bullshit, Kyle. I would entertain a compromise. Okay. Frank?

What's the compromise? I would entertain one that was pitched to me from you. Come on, Frank. We can think of something. What, do I have to do the 50 again? Oh, God. No, wait. Again.

The word again there. The word again was used. Again is not correct. Again is not the correct word there because that would imply you've already done 50. You have 49 and a half. What if he beats your score in Family Feud? Okay. Yeah.

All right. Right now. Let's end the show with that. Frank? I scored seven. Seven-ish? 780. 780.

Okay. 780. A remarkably low score, Frank. Yes, I should have Roan here. Yes, Roan will vouch that I did say. Well, Roan's not going to be here all week, so I think... Well, no, Kyle, this is yours. You decide.

You fucking decide. Where's Roan? No, but Kyle, you have to tell him that he... You tell him. I mean, remember, you didn't even tell me that you're going to Brooklyn. Yeah, you didn't tell him anything. To go to Brooklyn? For the live show.

Kyle, you're wilting. I'm not. You're going to Brooklyn. Yeah, you didn't tell him anything. To go to Brooklyn? For the live show. Kyle, you're wilting. I'm not. You're not standing up. You're not doing what... Kyle just bullied us. I think this is bullshit. I'm remaining strong. Can we get a moisture check

on Kyle's forehead? All right, Frank, you beat Kyle. Let's do the family feud. You beat Kyle. And if you beat my score, I'm suspended. What's Kyle's score? Kyle, you didn't get'm suspended. What's Kyle's score?

What is Kyle's score? 721. This is not permanent. This is just we've got to hear a trial. And we need Rome here for it. Yeah. It's not permanent. I don't know.

What's Kyle's score? These are not sports-centric. Score to beat a 721. What are the consequences if he beats it and not? This isn't a bet. This is just his opportunity to earn favor. Earn favor. I think if he beats it, then...

So, Roan's not here tomorrow. So, we shouldn't do a Tank Thursday without Roan here. And then day-to-day is next Thursday, right? Yeah. So, the Monday after week one, I think if he beats your score, the Monday after week one, Frank gets to come in for a trial. We adjudicate it. Yep. Is that fair, Frank?

Well, if I don't beat my score, but if I beat the score, then all that has to end. Yeah, you did say that, Kyle. You fucking idiot. So what? All right. So if you beat Kyle's score, what happens? Tank Thursday's back on. Tank Thursday's back on. Tank Thursday's back on.

All right, okay, here we go. Way to go, Kyle. If not, I go on a trial. All right, here we go. If not, we go to trial. Doesn't this just speed up the trial, though? The trial has to happen. Oh, yeah.

The trial has to happen regardless. If you beat my score, we still have a trial. We speed up the trial. The trial happens next Wednesday. All right, let's just play. With Roan here. Wednesday, I may not be here. All right, so this is hard. The trial happens next Wednesday. All right, let's just play. With Roan here. Wednesday, I may not be here. All right, so...

This is hard. The trial will happen... I mean, I went and did Rough and Rowdy. I was at the weigh-in. I know. Boys, what do you think? I know. So this was content.

I think you need to stand up for yourself, Kyle. I made my decision. I made my decision. It's right here in front of our faces. So what's the decision? I'm not entertained. I mean, the only reason why you went at Rough and Rowdy is because... Get him, man!

All right, let's play Family Feud. Let's play Family Feud. All right, so what is the bet? He's got to beat 721, and then that just means... Wait, your score is 721? No, you should get to go again. It's head-to-head. Yeah, head-to-head.

You get to go again. I'll decide that after he plays. Yeah, no, we've got to go in a second. Yeah, let's go. All right, well, hurry up. So Frank is going and then KB is going? Yes. Okay.

Individual, just Frank and then just KB, correct? Okay, so let's just do this because Brandon and I do have to do the college football show. Frank's going to go. KB's going to go. If Frank beats KB, we will decide off air when he's coming back. If KB beats Frank, then the Dolphins have to win their first game, and Frank is back. The Dolphins have a rookie quarterback. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

All right, here we go, here we go. Here we go. Rico, one second. Rico, one second. All right. Are you going up against Beckham, Frank? It's a tough matchup. Say the question. I'll say it for you.

Tell me an animal that probably snores when it sleeps. Dog. Good answer, Frank. Lion. Good answer. Still a good answer. Horse. Good answer. He, still a good answer. Horse. Good answer.

He knows the constant. Oh, shit. We're fucked. Cow. Yeah, cow. That was a tough question to start with. Oh, no. Beckham.

Pig, hog, bear, human. We are animals. We are animals. Especially me. All right, here we go. I have an appetite that can't be quenched. Frank, none of this is permanent. Remember, I named something that has a siren.

Oh, come on. Police car. Nice. Police car, good answer. Good answer, good answer, good answer. Fire engine. Yeah, good answer. Good answer, good answer, good answer. Fire engine. Yeah, good answer, good answer, good answer. Oh.

Ambulance. Oh, this guy. Is this a perfect round? Perfect round. There it is. This is a shockingly easy category. Way to go, Frank. Insane.

You're back. You got your groove back. That was insane. Just name the three emergency vehicles. Okay. Here we go. Round three. Name something that follows the word baseball.

Bat. Yeah. Frank is getting hot. Fuck this. Game. Game. Good answer. Good answer.

Diamond. Diamond. Good answer. Diamond. Diamond. Good answer. Diamond. He's so good. Are you fucking kidding me? Player. Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh. Nah, it's fucking. Game. No, you have to type it in. You have to type it in. No, he doesn't. He already said game. It'll just say he's already in.

Yeah, well. I already guessed. Glove. Glove. Glove. Good answer. Uh- well. I already guessed. Glove. Glove. Glove. Good answer. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Stadium. Oh. It's fucking ball. It's ball. Baseball ball. This is bullshit. No. No.

You think it's baseball? Yeah, it's ball. Hat. Yeah. You thought it was baseball ball. It was right on the top. All right, Frank. You're in fast money.

You're in fast money, Frank. So I'll read the question. You're in fast money Frank So I'll read the question You know how fast money works right? Yes Wow he's kind of dominating you Kyle And you haven't even gone yet Here we go We asked 100 married men

It's bad when your mother-in-law visits But it's worse if your wife wants the three of you to do what together? Shopping Good answer but it's worse if your wife wants the three of you to do what together? Shopping. Shopping. Good answer. Good answer. Name a body part that often gets broken. Hand.

Hand. Name an animal whose tail you wouldn't dare pull. Lion. Lion. You already had that on your... You had lion on the top. Name an invention that has brought people closer together. Cell phone. Cell together. Cell phone.

Cell phone. Good answer. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Name something you wash in a sink. Dishes. Dishes. Good answer.

No. Oh. You say dishes. Oh, no. Zuh spelled it wrong. Zero. Oh, no. No. You say this is. Oh, no. The spelled it wrong. Zero. Oh, no. Two.

This is bullshit. There you go. This is a big one right here. Oh, no. Zero. Oh, come on. No, that's bullshit. They would give me phones.

They would give me phones. On the real game, they would give you phones. No, this is bullshit. The game is rigid. 6.35. No, the correct answer is dial telephone. That was done by Alexander Graham Bell. All right.

We gave you your phone. That's bullshit. And this is being spelled wrong as bullshit. I know. I think I should be able to do that again. He's trying his best, Frank. He's trying his best. I should try to do that again. It's his his best, Frank. He's trying his best.

I should try to do that again. It's his fourth language, Frank. It's his fourth language. But no. No, no, no, no. I got fucked on that. Are you going to now hold out on us? I was fucked on that.

We're in a standoff. All right, here we go. We got to go. KB, what was the score? Oh, man. 635 was his. Come on, boy. Come on, go. KB? What was the score? Oh, man. 635. Come on, boy. The action took away points.

Come on, Dan. I know. I know. This is the Fleming curse all over again. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. That is the Fleming curse. If I've ever seen it. I mean, dishes has got to be number one answer. I know. I know. It would be number one answer. I did not ask for this.

I would get at least. Yeah, you did because you're spineless. You're a spineless cretin. Okay, let me destroy the score. I should at least get 50 extra points for dishes. Okay, all right. Here we go. Is this Kyle?

Kyle. Fleming curse is real. Six what? What do you get? Six 35. Six 85? What do you get? 635. 685 will give dishes. Okay, 685.

Name something people have less of as they get older. Hair. Good answer. Teeth. Good answer. Toys. Sure. Friends. Yes.

Good answer. All my friends are dead. Weird. Money. What about time? Oh, he's out. Time? Time. Sex. Time. Patience.

Appetite. Energy. Retaliation. All right. Abstract. Okay. Okay. Here we go.

Not great. All right. Next one. What a day. Name another word for tired, exhausted. Nice. Good answer. Good answer.

Good answer. Good spellings, though. Sleepy. Yep. Good answer. Winded. Yeah. Winded. Winded Yeah Winded

Winded Everyone gets winded Lethargic Ooh Nice That one's tough Zah Well they couldn't get dishes

Holy smokes Makes you question Oh no Oh no Frank's starting to have a smile creep over his mouth He's starting to see the light Oh no Shut up

Frank wants to say an answer But don't say it Don't help him Frank He wants to He wants to You know it Frank? Look at this guy He knows it

Stay strong Don't give him the answer He's the one who tried to ban you in the first place Fuck What is it, Frank? Well, maybe feeble. Feeble. Drowsy. Pooped.

Fatigued. I'm so fatigued. All right. Oh, no. Still in the lead, I think. I think you're still in the lead. No. No?

Okay. Oh, God. All right. Oh, fucking damn it. Name a place dogs hate to go. I've never had a dog. Oh, God. Oh, fucking damn it. Name a place dogs hate to go. I've never had a dog. Oh, no. Oh, Kyle.

Michael Vick's house. You don't really need to have a dog to do this. Kyle. What do we all hate to go? Speed answers are plus 10 points, too. Kyle. Kyle. Oh, my God. Dogs hate the car. Speed answers are plus ten points, too. Kyle. Kyle. The car.

Oh, my God. Don't hate the car. That is true. This is hard to watch. Oh, my God, Kyle. How? The bathroom. Oh, my God.

National treasure protagonist. What did we mistake Billy for? Oh, man. Cage. Oh, God, Kyle. Kyle. man cage oh god Kyle Kyle oh god Kyle

congratulations you've been reinstated Kyle you're a smart human being wow this is insane Kyle you are disgusting bed the vet Kyle the vet Kyle You are disgusting. Jesus Christ. The vet. The vet.

The kennel is a cage. All right, the vet. I didn't know they hated the vet. All right, that's our show. Frank's back. He's back. Look at him laugh. He's back. Look at him laugh. He's back. Or there's... Thank you.