The Yak - KB is Gonna Be a Star | The Yak 10-19-22

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Whoa! Welcome to the app. What's up? Looking good. Should we get Jerry in here? I would love that.

I love Jerry. He's on a heater right now. We just did advisors. He was very funny. Yeah, me and Schwab still got it. I love that guy for the rest of my life. I don't know if you're allowed to. I mean, you could be a Phillies fan. No, I'm a Kyle Schwarber fan.

Would you like to be a Phillies fan? I'm rooting for Kyle Schwarber and Anthony Rizzo. Rizzo. Rizzo. Rizzo. I only know Rizzo from the 1980 Miracle team. What about Rizzo the Rat? No. I know

Rizzo the baseball player, right? What about the movie Grease? You all know Rizzo the rat? No. I know Rizzo the baseball player, right? What about the movie Grease? You all know Rizzo. Yeah. A little bit loose. This is tough. You're pregnant. I'm scared. TJ, on PMTJ, I was talking

about the New York City coming out strong against rats. Can you find that press conference? I just want to watch a second of it and see if it's as funny as I have it. That was awesome. Also, I have one of the most 10x videos of all time that I saw on Twitter today that I sent to TJ. Ooh. And we have a new logo. What?

Do we now? It was kind of fucked up that we just didn't put Kate on the logo. And we have someone who, we have 10 heads. And it's like, ah, Kate doesn't make the cut. Do we want to reveal the new logo? Yeah, you want to? Yeah, let's do it. We're still not in it.

Here we go. There it is. New logo alert. Oh, my God. New logo alert. Wait a minute. Do Sass and Roan have the same face? Yeah.

Look at this logo. Oh, yeah. I love it. Roan have the same face? Yeah. Look at this logo. Oh, yeah. I love it. The whole squad. Come on, Jerry. Sit down. The whole squad is here. I had no idea this was going to happen.

She had zero idea. Oh, man. It looks so much better now. Doesn't it look so much better now? So much better. So that's the new Yak logo. That's just beautiful. Are you surprised, Kate?

That's awesome. I had literally no idea that that was going to happen at all. That's so cool. I'm into that depiction of you. Me too. If you can duplicate that. Okay. You had that ready to roll.

I did. That was classic goof. Thanks. I love it, and I feel like it's the best the logo's ever did. That was a classic goof. Thanks. I love it, and I feel like it's the best the logo's ever looked. Yeah, it really is. Let's see it again. I think it's kind of weird having a girl on there. Can we also see just show me the, because I like to see how logos change.

That's the old logo, and that's the new logo. That's pretty good. Yeah. It's pretty good. It's perfect. I got to be dead honest. Didn't realize Brandon wasn't on there. No, I know. It's pretty good. It's perfect. I got to be dead honest. Didn't realize Brandon wasn't on the show. No, I know.

I just now realized. I'm obsessed with logos. I analyzed them for fun. Didn't notice. Can you send them to me, TJ? I want to tweet them out. New logo alert. It's meant to be.

That's why Brandon's not here. Yeah, no, he's off the logo. Off the logo. That sucks. Look at logo. That sucks. That logo looks great right there. You can't even see. Does this smell like apple juice to anybody? It smells like apple juice in here.

I don't want to give anything away from advisors, but yeah, it was an incident. Oh, yeah. It was an incident. We're not giving anything away. Is this regarding apple juice? There was apples involved, and it was an incident. Tune into Advisors on Friday night because it was very, very funny.

It's the season for apples, but Jerry, I was dying when you said that you bought a 12-pack of apple juice for your kid and then drank it all. I know. Obviously, this is my first kid and it's like, you know, I buy all these snacks and eventually it's like he never gets to them. I have them Obviously, this is my first kid, and it's like, you know, I buy all these snacks, and

eventually, it's like he never gets to them. I have them all, and my girlfriend has them all, so it's like I feel bad buying apple juice, all these little, you know, little singles, and they're just gone. How long did it take you to drink them all? A day or two. You didn't even give him a chance. Not even a sip. They're like a one-sip drink.

Yeah. You never, like, sit with an apple juice. You crushed them into your mouth. You didn't even give him a chance. Not even a sip. They're a one-sip drink. Yeah. You never sit with an apple juice. You crush them into your mouth. That's going to make you shit yourself. Is that true? Oh, yeah. I had a lot of fiber. Cleveland Duels in 2005.

What? Three complimentary apple juice. I just kept doing it, and I had the worst. I had to forfeit mid-match. Wow. No way. Against Kagan Squire, I remember. Oh, Kagan Squire?

You had to forfeit because you had to shit? Wow. When your kid gets older, how are you going to explain that to him as a parent? I don't know. What your daddy did. I don't know. There's no way to spin that. No.

Yeah. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. And pray to God he never sees this on the internet. It's the best juice by far. You think so? Yeah. Apple? Apple. Don't tell him. And pray to God he never sees it. It is the best juice by far. You think so? Yeah. Apple?

Apple. Think of the juice. By far. Grape. I like grape juice. Actually, no, no, no. Grape is most underrated. I like orange juice.

Orange juice is overrated, and it's bad. You just got a little orange juice. You got some strong juice opinions. I like this. I would tear juices, but I don't think we'll all get to a consensus because I love grapefruit juice. Oh! Good.

Underrated. Cosine, cosine, cosine. One year I had my New Year's resolution was to just drink more apple juice and I had like three and that was it. That was more. I haven't had apple juice in a long time. I think it might be

one of the best beverages. The apple juice in the glass ball, the one that comes in the glass ball is so good. That Martinelli's. Did you know the plastic one that's shaped like an apple, you can bite the plastic and it tastes like crunching, it sounds like crunching into an apple. No, it went viral.

Was that real though? No, it was super real. You bit into it? It. I went and got one. It was super real. Oh, really? You bit into it? Yeah. It really did sound like an apple. You like grapefruit juice? You're gross. I hate that.

I like it with macaroni and cheese. What? Because it dissolves the cheesecakes to your mouth, and then you drink the grapefruit juice, and it literally dissolves it right away. It's a... Oh, my God. That's gross. It kind of does.

That was horrible. That made my teeth was horrible that wasn't the best example that made me like a taser yeah that sounds like a taser what like close your eyes and be like oh i'm just having well here we'll do a taste test i always think whenever there's a guy talking about a camera they're gonna fuck yeah stool scenes without intro to every porn. Yes, it's no matter what. It's YP, they got you in the wrong direction. They're about to fuck. Yeah,

grapefruit juice sucks. No, it doesn't. With vodka, it's good. What I like is tomato juice. What the? Oh, wow. Gross, bro. I don't want to know you anymore. That's nice, V8. Yeah, you like to get your V8, pussy. I'll go to the store and buy a V8 and just slug it.

I don't drink them that much because they have so much sodium. You don't like it that much, for real. No, I don't drink it. I love them. You just feel like you didn't have vegetables. You see me just housing Bloody Marys. That's different than a V8. No, I like Bloody Marys because of the tomato juice.

But a Bloody Mary is a mix with, I mean, it does have crazy high salt, but I would have put that in the same. I like Bloody Mary's too, but I don't like tomato juice. I love tomato juice. Always have. Every time I'm on an airplane and the beverage cart comes around, I get tomato juice. That's the only time I drink it. There's science behind that. Is there?

It's like your taste buds being in altitude. It's like your taste buds, I altitude. It's like your taste buds I think dull on an airplane so tomato juice is like one of the only things that you can really taste it. No way. I saw that.

Look that up. That was on Reddit the other day. Fact check me. I used to do that all the time as a child but then I grew out of it. Now I have ginger ale diet. I do diet ginger ale.

Ginger ale's pretty good. I'm a Schweppesman, though. I don't like when people bring me Canada Dry. What about, you guys fuck with, like, a maybe strawberry mango combo? Oh, I think that's a lot of fun. Two best fruits. Yeah. That's a good combo. What? When orange juice has other fruits in it. Here we go. What? Learn something new every day. Mango.

That's not a controversial take at all. The two best fruits. When was the last time you bought a mango, dude? I buy them every day. You buy a mango every day? Yeah, plastic container, pre-chopped. You eat mango every day? I don't eat it every day.

Probably four days a week. Really? Oh. I've never been a big mango person. Standalone, I think it's a better. Like the mango flavor. It's a better cameo in your juice. Yeah.

A hint of mango? No, I think it's straight up the best. When it's used as a flavor, it kind of loses that. Now I want some juice. You can put some tajin on it sometimes. You can buy them on the street corner. Oh, they mix up that bag. Rike taught me how to do that.

What's your juice place called? Culture. Smoothie place? Culture. It's frozen yogurt. I want to go back there. They're so mean. You guys do pineapple juice?

I love pineapple juice. It should come taste good. That's what they say, but that's fake. Have you not tried? Not myself. You haven't tried? Obviously, my partner says it didn't work. Oh.

I feel like your diet must really affect all of that a ton. No, like, obviously my partner says it didn't work. Oh. Yeah. I feel like your diet must really affect all of that a ton. Not yours specifically, but, you know, whatever you're pouring into your body if you're just eating. I got to be shooting loads of just, like, bleach. All I eat is just fruit roll-ups and Monster Energy drinks. Yeah, dude. You are a teenager.

Yeah. No hat today, Sass. No, I got a haircut. Haircut. It looks good. Does he look youthful again? He looks handsome and youthful again. Yeah, you've lost your grizzled comic.

Yeah, my old man. The hat was starting to get annoying. Now you look like a teeny bopper again. Yeah. Heartthrob. He's heartthrob again. I feel young. Do you guys ever know about this show that Sass read for that's on air now?

What was it? Big Bang Theory? No. The White Lotus? Yeah, White Lotus. He read for season two of White Lotus. Really? There's like the guy who plays Sass' character is like this 6'4 ripped dude.

No. Shredded abs. What do you mean? Shit. What does that mean? Read for? Auditions? Yeah.

I mean, I did a tape, but it was not like. Did they call you or you called them? It was a whole thing. I don't want to get into it. But there was no way. Whoa. Sorry. All I saw was the smoke coming out.

That's what I saw too. And then you flailing around. We see the guy that got the job over you? Yes. Sure. It's, yeah, I think. Why'd you look at me to ask if they could see the guy? I don't know.

I feel like we've already touched on this. It's like a scary show, right? Not scary, but it's like a... No, it's like a comedy, I think. Oh, it is? It's season two. So it's not... I don't know if you're even able to find the cast.

Oh, you can. What? Well, it's not out yet. There's like trailers for it and shit. It's been announced who the cast is. It's been fully shot. I think that's who it was. Adam DeMarco?

Yeah. Oh. The second guy? That's a hot ass. Yeah, my God. He's a hot dude. Oh, sass. Oh, no.

Hey, look at the one of him shirtless. Go to that one. Oh, no. Look at the one of him shirtless. Go to that one. Oh, no, Seth. Oh, fuck. Oh, no. And I did it the day after I shaved my head. I was like bald in it. That guy is hot as hell.

Yeah, he is. He's like a straight Shawn Mendes. Oh, chill, bro. You think Shawn Mendes ain't straight? No. Not at all. No way. He isn't?

No. He dated Camila Cabello for like three years. Who's Shawn Mendes? He's a musician. Breathe until I can't breathe. Stitches. He had a bunch of songs. Tell me you don't know Stitches.

You ever listen to Stitches the rapper? a bunch of songs. Tell me you don't know Stitches. You ever listen to Stitches the rapper? It's giving share. Yeah. Shawn Mendes' video was one of the funniest videos. Can we pull that up? Shawn Mendes? He's so funny. Giving share?

He said it's giving, but he's just probably like Hollywood. No. Watch this clip. But he's just probably like a, you know, he's like Hollywood. No. It's one of those things that just use that, like, whatever, use that term. But he said it like that. The way he says it. It's giving Cher. Oh, man. He's another, he's a ginger ale and a plain guy.

It's giving Cher. Oh, buddy. Straight. With his girlfriend right there. Yeah, he's straight. His racist girlfriend. Jerry? Not straight.

No. Not straight? That's not a man you would see on the site, that's for sure. The gays are even, they're like, not. Not. Not bi. Where are we going? We're not caught on the nots.

No, He's not not. Did post that. There was that video of him and his girlfriend just making out aggressively though. Yeah, you don't post that. No. I think that was actually his that was his video coming when people were like

he's gay. Everyone was tweeting about how he's gay and he posted a video of him. See? Sloppy making out. It's gay, and he posted a video of him. See? Like, sloppy making out. It's like propped up on, like, a water bottle. I got a gay cousin, Robbie. He's made out with girls before. Right. I think still.

Like, he's not, like, that type of gay. I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Wait, Robbie's gay? Yeah, he's 100% gay, but he like, you know. Drunk, make out with a girl. Yeah, like that, exactly.

Well, girls like to make out with gay dudes, I think, because they're like, oh, like, he don't want to fuck me. Yeah. Yeah, true. Probably. I don't know. Or maybe Robbie's closeted straight. No, no, no.

You think about that? No, he's not. There might be a straight guy in the gay closet, and he's just like- You've seen him fuck? That's how his- I've never seen him fuck, but he-. You think about that? No, he's not. There might be a straight guy in the gay closet, and he's just like... You seen him fuck? That's how his... I've never seen him fuck, but he... You heard him fuck? Never heard him fuck, but I'm pretty sure he's fucking.

Yeah. So, yeah, they kiss gay guys because they know that's like the... Safe, yeah. Kissing me, that's step one. There was this British battle rapper named Pamphlet. There was this... I might have talked about him before. A British battle rapper named Pamphlet There was this I might have talked about him before A British battle rapper named Pamphlet

And he would pretend to be gay But like he was straight And I asked someone why he did that And they were like yeah that's just like his twist That's like how he like picks up girls Like that's his game Pretending to be gay Like really affectatious floppy wrists

Like over the top Probably works yeah I feel like I'd be a little confused Yeah floppy wrists like over the top. Probably works, yeah. I don't know, maybe it worked. I feel like I'd be a little confused. Yeah. I feel like the flip would throw me off

a little bit. I don't know. I have a hard time seeing that working. It worked for him. He was very hench. He was a big jacked British dude.

Okay. Long hair. I don't know. Hey, Roan. English rap battlers are good. Roan, can we make fun of the Lakers this year?

Uh, no. Okay. No, you can make fun of them. I tweeted this morning, and then I was like, wait, I forgot. Roan told me last night, he said he was going to, yesterday when we were recording, he said, I'm going to watch the Lakers over the Phillies. Whoa. That's also, you're obviously making that up because they played at different times.

Roan battled the Yankees for the World Series. He said he was going to turn off the – Whoa, you did? This is also another narrative which Tommy bet on the Phillies and now it's being flipped on me somehow, even though I bet on the Phillies at 40-1. Whoa. Bam.

Sass. Dude, the fighting. Trying to put smut on my name? Said. Trying to put mustard on my jacket? Said. I'm just saying what I heard. Trying to put mustard on my jacket? Said. I'm just saying what I heard. I'm just saying what I heard.

Said. Who? You. No, dude. Watching the Lakers over the Phillies? Come on. The Phillies were the early game. And you told me, you said, I'm going to close my eyes while it's on the TV.

The Fightin's. Yeah, right. The Phillies are sick. The Yankees. The Phillies are sick. Ben Striped in is looking to get involved. Yeah? Nah, I just, I love trolling Yankee fans.

It's so much fun. They're so fragile. Yeah. I don't care. I haven't been paying attention about the baseball at all, but I don't want the Yankees to win at all. I want them to get as far as possible and then have tragedy strike. Yeah.

That's what I'm. How big of a tragedy? Whole flight goes down. OK. Yeah. It's tough that Tommy smokes is their ringleader. Yeah. Yeah.

Well no Dave. I mean the theory is that Dave intentionally hired the biggest losers ever to be the Yankee fans. And I don't think that was intentional but it is funny when you actually think about that and then watch them on stream. Oh, yeah. They're rudderless. There's no captain of the ship.

No offense, Jerry. No offense. Day one. Day one Twitter Yankee fan. Yeah. What does that mean? It's a Jerry troll. Yeah.

Gary Cole. Oh, Gary Cole, the Jerry troll. They're too intense DJ you're part of this You're a die hard Yankees fan Yeah I think I get affected by the trolling Of Pinstripe Dan less than the other guys do But uh

I appreciate your support More than I get affected by the trolling I got you guys a 3-0 lead And then I walked out You've done a lot for the Yankees The last true Yankee alive Ruth, Gehrig by the Trolls. I got you guys a 3-0 lead. And then I walked out. You've done a lot for the Yankees. Yeah. The last true Yankee alive. Ruth, Garrick.

These guys, they kind of want them to lose. You think? No. They don't. They don't. As soon as they take the loss, they turn into like Roger Ebert. Critiquing Joe Dirt. It's like they have the upper hand. Well, that's just baseball, yeah.

I think you said that the other day. Baseball just is, it's such a slow game. Go down with the ship. Yeah. Say we suck, not they suck, and I'm going to tell them what they're doing wrong. True. I do like whenever people switch from we to they,

like very quickly while watching sports, because I'm not one of those people who's like, how can you say we? You're not on the team. You say we because you're a fan. But, like, to be like, we got to win this game, we got to win this game, lose a game, they suck. Yeah. That always makes me laugh. I hate when someone comes into the room and they're like, who are we rooting for?

Yeah. Bitch, you figure out who you're rooting for. Yeah, true. Who are we rooting for? What, do you got a mouse in your pocket? Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? Fuck. Bitch. Who are we rooting for? Going through a Rolodex in my

head of all the times I've walked into that. I'm rooting for Schwarber. My guy, Kyle Schwarber. Just a monster of a man. He's sick. The Phillies are so fun a man. He's sick. The Phillies are so fun to watch.

He's a softball player who's just sick at baseball. Yeah, it was so worth it to watch all 162 of the Phillies games this year. I've always been with them. Yeah, I've always never missed a game. You've always never done that. How'd you get those really good tickets, Jerry? Steelers. No, what? good tickets, Jerry? Steelers. No, what? What tickets?

The Yankees. When you were at the Yankees game, I was like, is Jerry, because I had never seen you really rah-rah for the Yankees. No, I'm not. Like, I've openly said it. I'm not really a baseball fan. You know, I just went to just be there behind home plate, make a little content, make people laugh, maybe.

Hey, giving people a finger? Giving people a finger. I'll be there game five, probably, behind the plate. Oh, damn. Sick. If there's a little content. Make people laugh, maybe. Hey, giving people a finger? Giving people a finger. I'll be there game five, probably, behind the plate. Oh, damn. There's a game five. Yeah, it's true. Yankee sweep, you think? Yeah.

I don't know. Maybe. I hope there's a game five. Game five's Monday? Monday, yeah. Yep. When's game four? Sunday?

Sunday, yeah, Sunday. You want to do game three? Hold on, break. No, what are you talking about? Wait. I don't know what I'm saying, dude. Game one's tonight. Okay, yeah. I thought we were already on game three. No, no, no. Yeah, that's my

bad. It's one day break. Friday. Friday's a break. Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Okay, gotcha. Sash, you're a Red Sox fan, so you gotta be pissed. I'm not like a big Red Sox fan, but obviously I would never root for the Yankees. I'm not like a big Red Sox fan, but obviously I would never root for the Yankees.

I'm enough of a Red Sox fan to want the Yankees to lose. Fuck yeah. You hear that, TJ? But also, I don't care at all. I just want them. I want tragedy. I could even see... I'd even be okay with them getting to the World Series if they lose the World Series.

You know I never went to a Yankee game and they won. Oh. Did they mush? My whole life. How many? How many? Like seven or eight. Wow.

Boston, when I went to Boston, blown out. I never went there and they won. So, and you're going to go on game five? Game five, yeah. So, we got to bet against them. You just dropped that on your penis? It hurts, yeah. By these, by the way,'ve got to bet against them. Just drop that on your penis? By these, by the way, there's only a few left.

Last time this logo's ever going to be there. That's pretty sick. These things are like very fun, weirdly fun to play with. Shockingly fun. I never thought I would get this distracted by a paperweight. Yeah, this entire time you've all been messing with it, which is a good sign. It's a good product.

They're quiet. They're like a squeaky toy. Yeah. You feel? Gary, do you have your inside hood on still? No, this is a shysty. Oh, a pickings? Oh, shysty. See?

Wait, take it off again. Why? You look like one of those guys that's going to stand outside a monument with an AK-47. No, it's just a little chilly out today. Yeah. I like that look. I think it looks sick. Pickens is a big fan of it.

Pickens does. It makes you look like a goon. He's the wide receiver of the Steelers. You never talk about him. T-Boone. T-Boone. You're going on Sunday night to the Steelers. Miami.

Yep, I'll be there Frank's going with you? Would you ever move to Pittsburgh? Yeah, that's what I want to do The face of sports? You want to do that? Yeah, like My goal is to like

Get Mark Madden out of here Yeah, he sucks Sucks I would just like to like I'm trying to build my Steelers podcast That I got So I'm trying to really build it up I gotta do a better job of pushing it.

But that's what I want to do. I eventually would like to move to Pittsburgh and be like Barstool Pittsburgh out there. Regional team podcasts weirdly work. I was looking at the top 200 sports podcasts, and four of them are podcasts about the Eagles. Wrong. Yes. Listen, I've been doing the Steelers podcast for only seven or eight episodes.

We don't even get a lot of views, really, and we're number two in all Steelers podcasts. We get like 4K on YouTube. I don't know about the other numbers. People like to hear about their teams. Yeah. So like number two, that's like crazy. It's crazy that you can just find like, there's like whole podcasts

dedicated to just talking about episodes of shows Yeah, oh, yeah, like like one show and they're like huge. It's crazy Here yeah survivor podcast. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's the Bachelorette. There's a Game of Thrones podcast Yeah, I guess I didn't realize we have like five Yeah I was thinking about there's like an SNL one where they like break down every episode of SNL and it's like, we should pick out a show and do a podcast on it.

Yeah. The Yak? We should do a podcast. For a while, The Yak was a Jerry Springer show. Remember during COVID, Ronan and I would just watch Jerry Springer.

I've watched Jerry Springer. I tried to watch 600 Pound Life and it was just a little bit too depressing right away. Couldn't crack jokes. Ronan? I wanted to watch Alone.

Have you seen the British version of it? It's about poor people. Ooh. Ronan and I have talked about doing a Bravo show. Yeah, that would be electric. I think we'd have to find a female host. Yeah, someone who just loves Bravo. But it would be very funny.

publicity back. Oh, yeah. Publicity was locked in. Who else loves Bravo in here? I feel like even the late... I feel like we like Bravo more than the women. Yeah. Zada?

Zada, you're on it. Bravo guy? Oh, you're not on it? Big time. Big time. I'm watching... So right now, I'm watching Salt Lake City. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that was a weird one. Did you get to the arrest yet? Meredith and all. And Shaw. No, not on the show. That's crazy. Yeah, they... She actually... Yeah, actually, it's past the arrest.

She's about to go to trial in a couple months. Her husband was a football coach out there, a college football coach. Apparently, yeah. Coach Shaw, yeah. Utah. Utah, yeah. So you watch Kate. Oh, yeah.

I follow. I follow loosely along. What's your favorite Bravo show? New Jersey. Real Housewives of Jersey. Classic. You know, they switched out the entire New York cast. That's crazy.

Sonya Morgan was my favorite. I think they're going to have like an OGs or something like that. Like OGs of New York. But I think the women are insulted by it. At least Ramona is. Rowan, you watch Love and Hip Hop? No, it's not on Bravo. You should check that out.

ATL. Really? It's good? Stevie J. The king of reality TV shows. I do like Stevie J. What show was Stevie J on where he was hilarious? It's good? Stevie J. The king of reality TV shows. I do like Stevie J. What show was Stevie J on where he was hilarious?

That's Love and Hip Hop. But I think he was on another show where they were always making fun of him. Like one of those shows where it's like a big cast. I don't know. Yeah.

I've got to get back into it. I know this is going to sound like a joke. What is Love and Hip Hop about? Genuinely. I'm not joking. What's the love? It's rappers and their wives?

Yeah. Or girlfriends? Rappers and their wives? Joe Budden and his girl? Pretty much. So it's a bunch of rappers, Stevie J, Scrappy's on there. Oh, yeah. I used to watch this.

Yeah, it's been a minute since I watched this. It's hilarious. You should check it out. Yeah, I got to get back in there. Joe Budden was getting some trouble with that. Yeah, has his podcast fallen off since Rory and Mal? I don't think so. Really?

I think he's good to go. Big time podcast beef. Yeah, I think he's just the, yeah, he'll just be the voice of podcast. He'll do podcasting for 15 more years. No one's knocking Budden off. I think he's got like Restoration cloud couches as a set now too. What? Restoration hardware, the cloud couch.

The cloud couch is so hot right now. I don't know. You like sink into those. Dave had that and then Gaz got it and they sold that. Gaz's type of couch or Gaz sold Dave's couch. I don't know. Cloud couch. You got to get one.

Have you ever seen one, Tess? They're expensive. I think they're super expensive. I don't know. Cloud couch. You got to get one. Have you ever seen one, Tess? Yeah. They're expensive? I think they're super expensive. I think, I don't know. Can you see what the price tag on that is? Because they make it seem like they're like prohibitively expensive.

But I don't even know how much couch is. 15 grand maybe. 20 grand. I see on my TikTok people finding like alternatives to the cloud couch. Like you can't even tell it's not a real cloud couch. Blah, blah, blah. Also, can't even tell it's not a real cloud couch.

Also, can I make you guys watch the 10X video? Oh, yeah. That I sent it to TJ, but our old ZBT producer posted it today. And I first thought it was like a UFC weigh-in or something like that. And then I watched it and it was extremely 10X. Wait, which producer? Radio Brand? Shocking.

No. Kyle Gunn was his name But It was shocking to me at first Wait the The ZBT's producer's name is what? Kyle Gunn He used to be Kyle Gunn And he is a Marine

Yes Kyle Gunn His name's Gunn His actual last name Yeah makes sense Okay so look at this scene right here What do you think this is? I thought that was like a... Yeah, it does.

An American flag. I've seen this, yeah. Oh, you have? I won't say what it is because it's so jarring. It threw me off. I'm a retail... I'm a retail warrior. I will destroy my competition.

I will destroy my competition. I believe I can close anybody. What the fuck? I know what you're saying. I can close anybody, anytime, anyplace. It's that strange value of a place. It's that strange value of a place. The Wolf of Wall Street might wind up being the most damaging piece of cinema that's ever been made.

I have no entitlement. I have no entitlement. I have no limit. I have no limit. I'm kind of in. They're like, I'm ready for war. And they're just selling car insurance. Oh, shit. Whoa, whoa, KB.

He's got to go. What do you got, KB? What commercial? He has an $11,000 prosthetic head to put on. Literally. He has an $11,000 prosthetic head to put on.

Our commercial department is awesome. The one with... Was that Mincy dressed like the devil? It could have been anyone. It could have been anybody. I couldn't tell. I just looked in here and there was a party going on. I think Jerry just wanted to see.

Get his drink. I think he just wants his drink. No, he wants to see if that's food. Well, he's got his drink out there. I think he's got his drink. He must have his drink. Ibs wearing Pacers gear on day one of the NBA season. Love that.

Danny Jackal from Barstool Idol. Danny Jackal. Danny Jackal from Barstool Idol Danny Jackal I got an awkward situation with her going What's going on She asked me if I could be in a Video with her And I said yes And this was like a month ago

And I said yes for tomorrow And I don't have time tomorrow And I don't know what to do I think you gotta tell her that you don't have time tomorrow, and I don't know what to do. I think you've got to tell her that you don't have time to be in her video. That's probably the best way to go about it. No, I'm thinking more like just avoid her, and then when she leaves on Thursday,

DM her back and be like, hey, are you coming still? Yeah. That's way better. I think that's the path of least resistance. Yeah, the path of least resistance. It's like she's got Tommy, though. Yeah, she's way better. I think that's the path of least resistance. Yeah, the path of least resistance. It's like she's got Tommy, though. Yeah, she's got Tommy.

Or she might just be pranking him. She's giving her... His number? Yeah, yeah. Should I say that? Should I just be like, oh, me saying yes to that, that was the prank.

That was a prank. That was my prank video on you. You should have filmed yourself saying yes. Damn. She should do some like elaborate like what the fuck is Tommy looking at? Oh, he's weird. Yeah, he is weird.

Yankees fan ass. You should do like an elaborate like two year long prank on Tommy. Convincing him that on his deathbed we're just like you were never funny. Gotcha. What's that drink, Cher?

Is that passion fruit? No, it's a berry lemonade. I ordered one for me and Spider. I said to get them. They were good. It looks good. It's really good. It looks very good. It's really good.

Yeah, Cher? I added matcha to my Greek yogurt bowl today. The hell? I wasn't. Why? I didn't know they could let you do that. Isn't that powder? They mixed it in. I don't think that sounds good. What the hell? I didn't know they could let you do that. Isn't that powder? They mixed it in.

I don't think that sounds good. What is that stuff? It's like green tea. Caffeine powder. Oh, yeah, I don't like it. Remember the place near the old office that opened up that was like super Instagrammable matcha drinks and the line would be around the block?

Yes. That was built for like the Calebs of the world. Like Cha-Cha or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cha-Cha Matcha. I bought some matcha. I would buy matcha a bunch, but it was just like... I guess it's as good as coffee.

Yeah. Or as bad as coffee. Whoa. It's as... As bad as coffee. You drink coffee? Coffee's not bad. Yeah, exactly.

Rowan drinks coffee every day. I drink multiple coffees. I crush coffees. And then he drinks a coffee. I have black. I like a black coffee. That's what I get. I've been doing flat whites with four espresso shots.

Whoa. What the fuck? This will be my 12th espresso shot of the day. That's my third one. It is hilarious when people get shit-faced off espresso martinis when they'll have a bunch of espresso martinis at the bar. Why are you drinking eight espressos at night? That's such a psycho move.

It's like Red Bull vodka nights. You go to bed at three in the morning, your heart's pounding out of your chest, and you smell that smell. Red Bull vodka when you can just ride that wave, and you don't even feel drunk because you've had so much Red Bull vodka when you can just ride that wave and you don't even feel drunk because you've had so much Red Bull. Yeah. Something special about that.

RBV nights. Yeah, I'm due. Sorry, Jerry. You didn't mean nothing by it. I would have just turned to Molly at that point. Oh, man. What a drug. Molly's the best drug.

You think so? Yeah. Yeah. As far as drugs, drugs? Yeah. I mean, weed's like, it depends on how you classify weed. It depends on how you classify alcohol.

Weeds should be illegal. Should be illegal? Yeah. Nah, bro, don't say that. Free all the bros who are fucking locked up on weed charges. Didn't Joey P do that? I think they keep on saying that they want to, but I don't know if they really just opened up the jails and let them all run free. They're just doing it to keep people off their back.

Yeah, we're going to do it. We got it. We'll do that. Yeah, we're going to do Danny Jackal's video. Sure, no problem. That's Biden with the weed heads. I got a big problem. I can't say no.

Yeah. Nick has that too. You have that on an extreme level. Can't say no. Anything. Anyone asks me to do anything, I'm just like, yeah, all right. I'll drop things that are near and dear to my heart to do something that doesn't matter. At all.

Anyways, watch my Snapchat show, Monday Morning Quarterback. You have a Snapchat show? Yeah, every Monday. What? Sick, dude. I like doing it, actually. What does it involve? You writing a bunch of jokes?

Yeah. Nick's hosting itkey a sports head. Who's hosting it? It can't be your face on the show, is it? Yeah. It's my face. You're low-key a sports head. Shut the fuck up, Dan.

Shut the fuck up. You're making me in trouble. He does. You're making me in trouble. All of us. You're going to come watch football on Sunday? Yeah. Oh.

I'm in town. Finally. Nick's been here for like four football seasons, and he's always had two different shows that he's writing football jokes for every season. You moved, Nick? What? You moved?

No, no, no. Why are you saying he's back in town? He's been out of town every weekend. Oh, gotcha. Are you going to Colorado this weekend, Rune? Sure. Whoa. That place is sick.

Blackhawk? Blackhawk, yes. That's going to be incredible. Who's going with you? Mincy and making money. Mincy's not going to LSU Ole Miss? Nah, he's never missed it either. Man, wow.

What? And neither is making money? I mean, unless they're flying out from Beton Rouge on Saturday. Maybe they could get like a Saturday flight, get up there. But he was like being, I think he said this is the first one in 24 years he's been there. Wow. Damn. 24 years?

Want me to fill in for him? I told you you could come. Yeah, I'll go. Tell Mincy to sit this one out. Go to his game. I told Tassie that he could come. Well, I wanted to see Mincy there just because I wanted to see him start another chant for himself. Yeah, that would be great.

Start a chant for himself? Oh, yeah. No. What happens at these events? Well, one of us does a halftime show, and we've got to pick which one. It'll probably be Mincy who will do a halftime show. What do you do with a halftime show?

Probably just rap a local song or something like that. If we're in L.A., California Love or something along those lines. Yeah. Pittsburgh, Black and Yellow. Sure. Something along those lines. What about Pittsburgh, black and yellow. Sure. Something along those lines. What about Denver? What about Denver, Colorado?

Rocky Mountain Way. Oh, okay. Some Colorado oysters. You ever hear that song? No. Rocky Mountain Way? Colorado's awesome. No, I have no Rocky Mountain High.

That's another good one. But I don't know if Minty can sing that. But yeah, that'll be dope. I'm going to a Phillies game on Friday. Oh, yeah. In Philly? In Philly. Then a wedding on Saturday.

And then Saturday night flying out to Colorado. Saturday night you're flying out? Yeah, to Colorado. You're not going to the wedding? The wedding is during the day. So I'm going to the wedding, not the reception. Jeez. It's the worst part.

Yeah. Tell me about it. You're eating a slice of pizza with no crust. No, the crust. No, I'm eating the crust with no slice of pizza. I love crust. I love crust as the best part. Crust is the best part.

By far. The last, so not just crust. If you just gave me a stick of crust. I know exactly what you're talking about. But the last third of the slice that attaches to the crust, that's the money slice. Or it gets a little doughy. Yeah. A little cheese, a little sauce.

You still have a little cheese and sauce on there. A little tiny bit. That's your best part? Sometimes I'll cut off the piece of my food. I'll just eat that part. Yeah. Little dip of ranch. Little dip of ranch on it.

What are you talking about, Roan? I like the middle. You like the middle? I feel like that's consensus. I feel like everyone leaves the crust. No, no, no, no, no. You're way wrong. That's why I like it.

That's why I feel like I like the chicken bone better than the meat. Show us a slice of pizza. That's why I like the tomato pies that we had in Philly because that's like every bite is like that. Yeah. Yeah. It's good. Are you like crust or?

Yeah. I mean, you know what I tried that actually really worked good was you fold the slice the other way. The other way? Opposite way. So all the cheese and sauce is on the outside the whole way? Yes, try pizza like that. What? Yeah. Wow.

What about the difference? What did it add? What did it add? More flavor and everything? Flavor. It's like, what do you do? Fold the pizza the opposite way. That's true. Instead of folding like. Fold the pizza the opposite way.

Instead of like like that fold it the other way because if you fold it the other way you're only getting the bottoms you're only getting like the burnt like dough. You guys are forgetting

how tasting works. Chewing it up. It's all. No but the initial get us the exact same thing. Initial taste. Initial taste hits you

initial. OK. Yeah. Yeah. It's all about mouth feel really at the end of the day. Right.

Also, then, like, the best part about folding is that you can, you know, you can grab it. What the fuck is this? I've never done that. Oh, I don't like that. You're saying you fold it with the sauce and the cheese on the outside? Yes. And then how do you hold it? By the crust.

By the crust. Yeah. Where the cheese is. That sounds like a mess. No, it's really not. I think the people taco it in to make it less messy in case, because I mean it depends on the consistency of the cheese.

If the cheese can't... Super hot, you can't do it. Right, or if it's really slidey sauce. If the sauce is super slidey, it could maybe slide off, but if there's good consistency, I don't see why that wouldn't be more tasty. The flavor on the outside. I napkin dabbed my pizza the other day. Why? That's always the first sign of a bad pizza. outside. I napkin dabbed my pizza the other day. Why?

That's the first sign of a bad pizza. You have to napkin dab. I hate a really greasy pizza. It was real greasy. I was so embarrassed, though. The place next to my apartment has my favorite pizza in the world. I don't know what it's called. I don't even think they have a name. Whoa.

It's just called 99 Cent Pizza. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know why those places are 99 cents? No. Because the cheese is like slightly expired is what I heard. So be it. So be it.

I'm not saying I love. I love it, too. My move is sawdust in the flour, too. Uh huh. My move is I go in and I say I'll take two slices room temperature. Oh, I like well done. Because they cook them and then it gets so hot and then you have to wait for it to cool down.

Yep. And I'm usually, when I'm getting pizza, it's pretty late. I've had a couple of drinkies, and I want to shove the food in my face as fast as I can. Yes. That's smart. That's smart. You're a savant.

What? You've been getting wasted lately. Yeah, you kind of are having a problem? No, I haven't been drinking. I don't drink on the weekdays anymore. Just the weekends. What about a Thursday? Yes. Yeah, you kind of are having a problem? No, I haven't been drinking, I don't drink on the weekdays anymore. Just the weekends. What about a Thursday? Yes.

Yeah. No, I've been taking it easy. What about Wednesday? I was in bed before midnight every day this weekend. Damn.

That's because the last weekend was Shane. Yeah. After, that was a wake-up call. Was Shane just casually drinking how he drinks?

We were hammered. We were hammered when we arrived in Buffalo. We got to the airport. He texted me at the airport and said, I'm going to get sass drunk at the airport. We got to the airport. We landed in Buffalo, and we stopped for a beer at that airport. I like it.

On the airport you arrived at. Yes. Yeah, that's a good move. He was like, by the time we finish these beers, our luggage will be ready. And we're like, dude, it's Buffalo. There's like one flight coming in. But was your luggage ready? We were like the last bag.

Okay, so he was right. You didn't have to do any waiting. It is shitty to wait for your luggage. It does. It sucks. I hate checking bags. They made me check my bag on Sunday. And it's like I just had this small-ass duffel bag, and they're like, it's not going to fit.

I guess I'll make it fit. And they made me check it. And did it fit? No, because I had to check it. I got a question. When's the next Rough and Rowdy? We announced it? Yeah, I think so.

Is it announced? I think it's the 12th or 13th. It's Providence. I'll just say it. I don't know. I think it's the 12th or 13th. It's Providence. I'll just say it. I don't know. I think we announced it. Providence, December whatever the... 9th?

Yeah, that sounds right. That's a Friday. Because it's going to be quite a weekend, Roan. We're doing Rough and Rowdy December 9th in Providence, Army, Navy, and Philly the next day. Oh, God damn. Yeah. Love that. Quite. Quite a weekend a weekend god damn that's beautiful that's kind of my like and that's my finish line for the football season it feels like it through army navy once i get there it's like all right we're kind of back to normal life

and is in sight of just cranking shit out dude i tried to i tried to go down to uh the basketball court this morning in preparation for Yak basketball. Didn't look good. Oh. Didn't feel good. Can we use a woman's ball? Didn't play good.

Or even like a Chuck E. Cheese ball. Or like a balloon. Yeah. We need, like, I don't have basketball shoes. I don't remember. It would be worse if you did. Do we have uniforms? Nah.

No. God, no. Except for Chayas to wear the Karl Malone. He does. What's this awkward conversation happening right in front of us? There's a whole little crew. That guy's got a nice little turtleneck on. Does he have a turtleneck on?

Yeah, isn't that what that is? Or is that his collar? I don't know. At first I thought it was a turtleneck. What's smaller than a turtleneck? and I thought that was a turtleneck. What's smaller than a turtleneck? Oh, Billy coming through. Billy, watch out.

Get out of the way. Ooh. I see it's like not quite business. They look a little country. Yeah, but like- Hey, no, what's going on? I don't know. They're guests on someone's show, maybe?

They look like they're a pod room swap. They do. Are they swapping pod rooms? I don't know. Is this- What pod is that? Duck Hunters? What are they called? They do. Are they swapping pod rooms? I don't know. Is this Duck Hunters? What are they called?

Duck Dynasty? There's a guy on the left with the long hair. Looks like somebody. You know what I mean? Right, yeah. Do they? They work with us. They work with us.

Oh, they work with us? All of them? Shit, fuck. No way. Oh, god damn it. Yeah, they do. That happens from time to time around here. All our co-workers.

No. No, they're looking around like they don't know the place. Oh, look at this. Oh, they're looking around. Keep it on them. Keep it on them. Let's see them. I think it's a client.

The guy with the glasses is the head Chicago sales guy. Oh. I just made eye contact. And the guy with the tattoo arms or the tattoo arms and glasses definitely works here. Tattoo arms and hat.

I do not know if he works here. This guy has slick back hair. I like his look. Whoa. Yeah. Wow. He's coming in with a suitcase. A lot of hubbub.

These guys have something to sell. I almost thought that was the Rocky Top Dancer guy for a second. Oh, I love that guy. Is it? No, I thought. That bag doesn't need a handle. No, but he's got the friendly look, doesn't he? Yeah, I thought That bag doesn't need a handle No, but he's got the friendly He's got the friendly look Doesn't he?

Yeah, he does Don't have more That has Were any of you guys Rollie backpack guys in a Fuck no God no I was getting bullied enough

I could see you with a Rollie Me? Yeah, probably doing like Six stunts with it Going off an X Factor ramp No, but After I left that Like my middle school They made you have them with it. Going off an X-Factor ramp. No, but after I left my middle school, they made you have them.

Really? So I could send you home with more books. Oh, yeah. It sucks that they're not more normal, because that would be awesome. They don't have to carry around a heavy-ass backpack filled with books every day. Everyone was just rolling. Homework shouldn't exist, so they shouldn't have

to have any backpacks. Yeah. Thank you, dude. They were banned in my middle school. Homework? No, the rolly backpacks. Why? It was something to do with people tripping over them in the hallway or something stupid. Klutzes. Klutzes. Classic. Pop your shoulder out, too. Yeah, I guess so. Jerry, you

made short work of that delicious drink. So good. Sucked it down. I want to have another one. Really? It didn't look like too much ice either. No, it was light ice. I like light ice. I like heavy ice with a Coca-Cola, but light ice, everything else.

Heavy ice, free refills. You know what I mean? I don't want to compromise my cola for my ice. Yep. That's how I feel. The balancing act, as is everything. Steven, did you make cornbread last night? No

I just thought of it That was me lunch Steven We're gonna do it then Or do you wanna do it tomorrow? I asked you We could possibly do it tomorrow Tomorrow before the stream Somewhere around here?

Taking risk Oh the stream's out tomorrow Oh we're not? We can talk after. I think the Yankee fans have a watch party. Yeah, American Whiskey, Jabba Chamberlain's bar, watch party live stream. Oh, yeah. I don't really know what would be.

Jabba Chamberlain has a bar? American Whiskey. I've been there a few times. How does he have a bar? He said, fuck it, buy a bar. How does Jabba Chamberlain have a bar? He said, fuck it, buy a bar. How does John Chamberlain have a bar? It's right around here.

He played in Major League Baseball. How much money did he make? A lot. He did? $15 million. That's my guess. Give us the... I'm going to go. I'm going to go.

You want his net worth or his contract? Contracts. How much he made? I'm going to say $31. $31? I'm $23. You'd be surprised. Maybe. Yeah, I'm going to say 31. 31? I'm 23. I think it's like 10. You'd be surprised. Maybe.

Yeah, I'm bugging. I can't remember, though, because I feel like he got hurt before he got his big cut. That's what I mean. I feel like he was never – I feel like his star was burning bright. They were super excited about him as a prospect. The midge game. I'm wondering, can we spy – 11.

I said 10, right? 13. 13. 13. I said 15. I thought you said 13. I was way off. I guess 10, right? 13. 13. 13. I said 15. I thought you said 13. I was way off. I guess I owe you the difference.

Yep. You owe us one bar. Are you guys a bar? Yeah. Can we spy cam KB getting that big prosthetic bald head upstairs? Oh. Yes. Maybe some.

Yes. Go up there and. Just mingle. Do you want me to just... Kyle has to be... Yes, Kate. It's an hour, over an hour of makeup he's doing. It's probably not even on.

Yes, Kate. The small talk he has to be making has to be maybe the worst of all time. Kate on Zoom. Should I... Okay, should I do Zoom? Yeah. Let's see. KB might be the least still person in the office.

Goodness gracious, yeah. Kate, I'll email you a link. Who's the most still? Okay. Frank? Yeah, one of the bigger boys. Goodness gracious, yeah. Who's the most still? Frank? I'd say Duggs. Duggs doesn't really move much. But KB is even in micro movements. They were trying to film

a close-up of him today and he was just... Yeah, Frank just takes laps around the office. I saw him today on the other side and I was just like, there's no... He's taking a lap. He's not very still. Frank's usually on the move. That's true. Frank is on the office. I saw him today on the other side and I was just like, well, there's no taking a lap. He's not very still. Frank's usually on the move. That's true. Frank is on the move. He's a high energy individual.

Slow and steady. I'm trying to think who's really still. Stoic. Oh, Big T is the answer. That was the dumbest question ever. Big T never moves. He sits at the same desk. He walks to do macrodosing and then he walks back and he sits down exactly

the same way. His walk is very still. Yeah, he is 100% the stillest person in the office. He's probably sitting there right now just still as could be. On your way to SpyCam and KB, can you just give us a shot of Big T? A shot of Big T.

He would be perfect for an old-timey portrait. Oh, yeah. It would be crystal clear. Like a southern gentleman. Yeah. Just hitting this pose with his hands. Oh, he would, yeah. Wrapped up like this.

T, do you want to spin the wheel while we wait for spy cam? Yeah, can I email you the link? Okay. Good cut. And you said turn off my Wi-Fi or something? Yeah, because if you walk around with Wi-Fi on, it'll go in and out. But it'll work without my Wi-Fi? That is the dancing guy.

Is it? No. Is it? No, the dancing Tennessee guy? Because it looks like him, doesn't it? He has a friendly way about him. Yeah, but I could see Donnie doing something with him. That would be sick if it was him.

I love that. I got to go. I have to get on a call at 2 o'clock. What? You're telling me, brother. Okay. Okay. Short yak on Roan.

That's on Roan. On Roan, on Roan. On Roan, the short yak on Roan. It's on Kelly Martin, actually. Ah, blame it on the pregnant lady. Yeah. Fucking asshole. Sass, I had a 15-minute phone conversation with Kelly Martin yesterday who caught you on a hot mic talking ish.

So I don't want to hear the blame. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what? I was trying to get your little ish talking session under fucking wraps. That did not happen. You did, didn't you? All right, let me see exactly how long the conversation was. When was I talking-ish? Because 15 is 13 minutes.

I see it. 13 minutes. Cleverty Booker. Kelly. Cleverty. Owen left to play a little prank on the Anus Boys before he left. What'd he do? He booked us a guest with Kelly Martin.

I got an email yesterday. Hey, he's coming in and excited. Who was it? Like a bodybuilding and life coach. Oh, really? Yeah, and she was like, Owen said you guys, he would be a good fit. And I don't know if— Go to Big T!

Go to Big T! Kate, Kate! Oh, Kate. Big T, Big T, Big T. Go back to Big T. You'll be there when she's done. Yeah, yeah. Do you know where KB is getting his prosthetic stuff on?

Left. Okay, thank you. He's got to be miserable. What if Kate went in and KB was like just super gregarious having everyone laugh? Yeah, just like. Just like, and how are your kids? Yeah. Gathered at his knee.

He's telling a war story. Yeah. Oh, yes. Taking perfect eye contact. Yes, yes, yes. Making perfect eye contact. Yes, yes, yes. This office is big. Yeah, we're about to see the plan. Brie Uncut Mansion.

Spoil the sweat. Oh, no. She flipped it around and was laughing. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Hi, Kyle. Oh, my God. Are you on camera?

No. Do you get that permission? No. Wait, the prosthetic isn't even on. The big head is behind her. Do you get that permission, too? I can't. No, they're on camera. Hold on.

I only have you. I only have you. Do you get a silky on? Thank you, Kyle. Do you you got a silky on? do you mind if I zoom in on him really quick? sorry thank you KB what's going on? sorry thank you

he's gotta be miserable he doesn't even have it on yet thank you oh my god he's gotta be so miserable he has to be so miserable it He has to be so miserable. It's going to be so hard to take off, too. He had to bring a beard trimmer to cut some of his hair.

Yeah, when we did that for the Super Bowl, it took forever to get off when we went as old people and I just looked like myself and PFT looked like an old lady. That was funny. Everyone was just like, all the security were like, you're not supposed to be here. I was like, what? So you guys really can't go? Yeah, no, they kick us out of the that's crazy have you been to an nfl game since all that oh yeah no nfl games no problems not the super bowl

not the super bowl media day and stuff that's crazy and they had us they had uh in minnesota they had all because of goodell yeah they had a sheet that had all of our names on it it was like if you see any of these people. Roan's on the sheet, right? Yeah, Roan's on the sheet. Me, you. And Carabas. Yeah, Carabas is on it, too.

That's crazy. Caleb, Carabas, Dave, PFC. Didn't they ever lift the ban? No. No big deal. It would be smart for them to do that. Yeah. We've always said that if they actually gave us access to Media Day and like all that

and Radio Row, we wouldn't, we wouldn't be a story. Yeah. Because we would just be a regular media company. Yeah. They kind of play into it

by giving us the bad boy. I mean, McAfee has a, McAfee has a setup. Why can't, why can't the fellas? I know, it's ridiculous. Great question. As soon as I came into view up there,

Kyle was like, let them know they're being filmed. Let everyone in this room know they're being filmed. I was like, fuck. No, he is not. Do they know? Wait, was Big T sitting there? Big T?

Here comes Frank. He's fired up. He's mad about something? Gotta be. He's never happy. Could it be? Why don't we keep the act going at 2? I'll hop off.

We have to go up at 2.15 to go get dressed. On Nick! On Nick! On Nick! On Nick! You see, I was like, Big Cat told me to say that. Me, Roan, PFT, Jared, and Dave.

Information Awareness Bulletin. Individuals of concerns who will attempt to access or disrupt NFL events. Wow. Did you find the picture of me and PFT dressed as old people? I loved that video. Yeah. I mean, I just looked. Like, I literally just had stoolies coming up being like, what's up, big cat?

That's so cool. Oh, man. What's that, son? I was like, no, I'm not big cat. Oh, you must have me confused. BFT looked like an old lady. He actually did. Did he get kicked out, too?

That one, he did. I didn't, actually. I was able to get in inside. Probably because they were like, yeah, Big Cat, yeah, come on in. Yeah, right. Yeah, that was cool. We faked the credentials. I can't remember what my name was.

It was like some... Dude, check this out. Hyman Roth. Hyman Roth, yeah, from Good... Godfather. Godfather. Yeah, look at that. That's just me.

That's just you. Holy shit, though. PFT. Yeah, that could be anybody. I'm Donna Good, and I'm from Metcalf, Georgia, and I am just tickled as punch to be here. We're going to ask some questions to the football members. We're going to ask a couple questions.

Yeah, that's just you. That's the future. What are they showing? Yeah, just kidding. I think I fell asleep. EFT looks nuts. That shit is crazy. That's me. That, just kidding. I think I fell asleep. EFT looks nuts. That shit is crazy. That's me. That is just you.

That's crazy. That's crazy. God damn, that shit's classic. Sass. Good time. That's how you should be around here, Sass. Before your time. shit's a classic. Sass. Good time. That's how you should be around here, Sass. Yeah, before your time. Before your time. Shit.

Out on you. You know, you got to create those classic moments yourself. I know. I'm flies by. Fast, like a NASCAR. Ooh. Just like a NASCAR. Back in South Florida, it's the Dixie Vodka 400 race weekend.

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Thanks, man. Just spin this goddamn wheel. Nick and Roan, everyone be mad at them. Well, I have to go now. Nick can stay around and accept your madness. Accept everybody being mad at him. I have to squeeze into a fake can stay around and accept your madness. Accept everybody being mad at him. I have to squeeze into fake six-pack abs.

Yeah. They tried to make me do it, but I couldn't because my body. Why? I already have them. I know. It's weird.

You're too fat to even pretend. I dated our high school mascot when I was also in high school. And he was like a bigger guy and we were the Red Raiders so he was wearing like full Native American garb and they would paint abs on him. That would have been hot. Yeah it was pretty hot.

Did you ever fuck him while you had the abs on? Ah probably. Yeah. Leave him on. Yeah. Okay. Spin it. Oh no this isn't good. Come on. Okay. Spin it. Oh, no. This isn't good.

No, we're good. The dries are getting bigger. Jerry's getting more and more into his sweatshirt. Can I just say, Jerry, you smell so good. Always. Best smelling guy at the office. He smells so good. Always.

Wow. What do you have now? He's wearing Sauvage right now. Right now, he's on Creed right now. I need some new stuff. Is that the stuff I wear? I got the new stuff. It's not on me, but it's at Back Home Baccarat.

I have some. It's like the essence of a guy who has super clean laundry. It's not like you're wearing a Baccarat. It's like, oh, this guy just has good smelling laundry or something. Big Cat says it every day. I smell him every day. I got to get on some scents. I walk by and I say, let's sit down, man.

I paid a lot of money for a cologne, and as soon as I'm out of the house, it's off of me. No, it's not. I gotcha. It's not, though. It's also not. Do you smell me? Come here. No, because a lot of colognes and stuff are alcohol-based, and so they evaporate very quickly.

Yeah, I can smell it. But he doesn't have an aura like Jerry does. Here, Jerry, let me smell you. Jerry could just walk around the room and we'd get a good aura. You're lying to you, Nick. I got it already. You smell like shit. Weird, I was just there.

He didn't try to kiss me. Same exact spot. Where you going, Rowan? I gotta do this freaking call. Make the call on here Should I? Yeah Who you calling with?

Hey, Martin Kelly Martin Kelly Martin graduates I ordered an entire pizza Because I wanted to see Jerry How he eats his pizza Yeah No, you didn't

Oh, hell yeah Not really hungry You're gonna have to eat it Whole pizza No dude come on I'll give you Five thousand dollars For the whole pizza?

Jerry that's You should do that Yeah I wouldn't be able to finish it Alright deal's off the table I'll finish I'll finish it Five grand

Okay Five K That's I would I would force myself To finish that Five K Let's do a thousand What? Okay I would force myself to finish that 5K.

Let's do 1,000. What? Okay. What, Jerry? Well, I know he's not going to do the 5K. He would have. I might have. What's the dumbest thing you've ever bought?

I bought a head massager that was really stupid once. What else? Oh, I in COVID, I bought the I bought like an insanely heavy weighted vest that fucked up my back. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to think back. Like, what are other stupid Oculus hand claw? The Oculus I never use. It's great.

He got one. Is it still in the box? Yeah, I gave it to... Didn't I give it to someone? You gave it to Brandon. Brandon. You gave it to Brandon. It's good.

I gave it to Brandon. Let's see what else. Handclaw was bad. I bought... What's Handclaw? I bought a Handclaw. It looked like Wolverine. I guess that was a dumb question on my end.

Yeah. What it is. I guess that was a dumb question on my end. Yeah. What it is. I bought an auction. I got addicted to auctions like around 2014, I want to say. So I would do, I would just auction, go on auctions all day and blog about it. I bought a bench from a grocery store that was closing in Chicago. Yeah, I bought one of the it was a closing shoe store in Moundsville,

West Virginia, and I bought the chair where you could size your shoe. Yeah. That kind of stuff is just like, I don't know. I kind of want it. I bought a typewriter once in a bid on eBay, and then I was like, why did I do it? I was like, when am I ever going to use this? I can just use Google. I bought

three scooters. I don't know where they are now They just disappeared Those were expensive Like the electric scooters Old people I bought like a handcrafted Small like boutique shop In San Diego

Like I went there I got home from deployment I had all this money And I was like I want like a custom surfboard Just for me And like where they whittle it down You know like really nice.

I didn't know how to surf. You got to surf. Yeah. It was like beautiful fishtail, like awesome design, everything. And they're like expensive. Yeah. Really expensive. You still have it?

I went the first time I went out on it. I went over a wave, pushed out in front of me and like ended up impaling myself like through my. And then I like really was too afraid to use it after that. I still have it. But I'm terrified of it. Where is it? Turn it into like a shelf

or a bench. Probably my storage. Like my apartment storage. Yeah I should turn it into something or donate it. I should donate it. We should have it in here.

Surfboard for the vibes. Yeah. It does. It's a good vibe piece. Hang it up right here. It'd be nice vibes. Yeah. That smoothie place

down the street has a bunch of surfboards dangling. Right. Every time I go in there I'm like yeah. It's kind of cool. Could use some better vibes for when the winter vibes. Yeah. That smoothie place down the street has a bunch of surfboards dangling. Right. Every time I go in there, I'm like, yeah. It's kind of cool. Could use some better vibes for when the winter strikes. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. I like this dark gray room. Yeah. I feel like we could. I feel like the surfboard would help a lot. Yeah, the vibes. Let's bring it in for the vibes.

There's some sand in here. Yeah, let's do sand. Let's get these to be like those UV lights, like the depression ones. Let's just make this a, you know, make it a haven. I saw on TikTok a man cave. It went viral because these guys had their man cave, and then they decided to fill it with a foot of sand. That's a horrible idea.

It has their TV, their recliners, everything, and then a foot of sand. Horrible idea. I like that idea. Sand sucks. Sand does kind of suck. Also, kids get lice through sand, right? What? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's, like, how any time there's, like, a lice outbreak at a little

kid's school, it's because there's a sandbox. What? They can live in there. I didn't know that. I knew cats shit in sandboxes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And homeless.

Oh, that too. And me. That too. If it was an emergency, I would. Sand is so annoying. You got to be, like, prepared for too. Me. That too. If it was an emergency, I would. Sand is so annoying. You've got to be prepared for sand. Yeah. So I used to love the beach growing up, and now I don't like sand or getting wet.

And that's all the beach is. I think that sand's not that bad if you're not swimming. If you're swimming, then sand becomes a massive problem. Oh, that's my pizza. Yeah. I want to see Jerry eat this pizza. That's a pretty big pizza, Jerry. It's a slice. Just one slice. I can't believe you said you could eat the whole thing. No, not one slice

for a thousand. Wait, so they... What a bad... Wait, is this a Red Bull thing? This is a frat. This isn't what I was talking about, but this is still... That's going to get disgusting so fast. Oh, yeah. In five seconds. One person spills one drink. Oh, this is cool. I love these.

It ruined their basement. Yes. That's crazy. I've never been to one of those parties. Neither have I. It just seems like a lot of jumping. A lot of calories. All right, Cherry,

I want to see how you eat this slice of pizza. Anyone else want a slice? Yes, definitely. Got it for everyone. I don't really need a got it for everyone a nice big pizza if anyone else would like oh it's nice and toasty alright Cherry let's see it how you eat this thing

it's a good box for pizza alright here it is platform for it oh oh interesting oh no Jerry oh boy

oh boy so you fold it that way but that like I feel like that will always mess I mean if it's hot like it is now yeah

but if you let it cool off a little bit, like that. Yeah, that makes sense to me. I get it. Jerry's a real paisan, too. My sister did one of those things.

23andMe? No, the other one. Ancestry.com? Yeah, there you go. I'm not fully Italian. Why? What else? Irish, Dutch, something else. Ancestry.com Yeah there you go We're not I'm not fully Italian Why what else Irish Dutch

Something else You're a mutt Yeah What was that Your jaw pop You have TMJ Oh okay Are you the only one

Eating pizza We should end the show Anyway Cause everyone's gotta go Alright Sorry short yak Everyone blame Roan In the chat.

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