The Yak - KB Is Making His Long Awaited Return To The Ring: Fri Sep 25, 2026

Episode Date: September 25, 2026

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oh hello we have fun around here uh huh Eddie What's up? It's all out warfare up there It is chaos

What's happening with your people And everybody's pissed The ranking? That's pandemonium You can't rank humans They're upstairs There's a revolt And a fight

Because they're ranking Somebody's saying I'm the biggest Bears fan here I'm the biggest Bears fan They're arguing over Who the biggest Bears fans are I believe Burns was crying Yeah Mike

Mike you bet some Burns Byrds throwing a fit Burns is super unhappy I love this this reminds me of one other time in bars to history who can drink the most who could drink the most beer

and people were pissed Willie Cologne was like this is fucking outrage I hate you all that that almost tore the company down this is the final straw Wow what happened How did they flip in White Boy Rick

That's Maas This is why Maserati Mike is my number One to Two guy Because he did this He's experimental beyond reproach He knew what he was doing He's puppeteering, you fools. Number two, anything to say?

Maserati, Mike loves the bear. So that's his little. But if you were like number six, I think you would. Yeah. Why are they so passionately arguing up there? I've no idea. But I'm more mad. I didn't tell them, shut up.

They took the bait. Like, why are you doing? Like, it's a great time. The Packers looked like absolute shit last night. And then we're just fighting each other. Civil war. It's a dumb, dumb move. White boy Rick was pacing.

He was, like, furious. He was mad. Yeah. He was very. very mad at me because I thought he should have been lower. They ranked you last as Dolphins fan. They said it was Smokes, Frank, you. And I was like, that's fucking outrageous.

That's exactly where I'm right. You love the fins. Yeah, I do love the fins. But I'll be comfortably last there. Although Smokes is a fake Dolphins fan as well. Oh, really? He's a fake everything fan. He doesn't know any of the athletes.

Especially a Florida Gator fan. He's definitely a fake Florida Gator. I think Dolphins is the one that he is legit about them. I think that's a he fan. That's what got him here. True. We're just going to adjudicate everybody's fandom? Yeah, I think so. Why not?

Rick's an I.U fan. I know he's a Notre Dame fan. And a Notre Dame fan. Yeah. Can you be a top 10 Bears fan if the Bears are your second favorite football team if you like IU more than the Bears? That's a good point. Well, the Bears are, if the Bears are headed to Indiana.

Look at his outfit today. Let's see. He's a double Indiana right now. It's a great time to be a bear's fan. Not a Bears item on him. What's the history of his Notre Dame fandom? He was a Notre Dame fan forever. He was born and raised.

Indiana got good, yeah. Yeah, throughout his childhood, adolescent. We haven't invited him. on to that. I, uh-oh. I know. No.

No. No. You've not been invited. Well said. You gotta let me defend myself here. Oh, against what? Rick.

A real fan would have fought through to that. If Indiana, yeah, if I, you and the Bears play, who you're chair for? You want the Bears to beat Indiana?

You want the Bears to beat Indiana? Yeah. All right. He's been an Indiana fan for two years. I've been an Indian fan since I've been to Indiana. Okay.

You gave an answer. So once Notre Dame wouldn't let you in, you became an Indiana fan? I didn't even apply to Notre Dame. So Rick's not an Indiana fan. No, he's not. Okay. All right. So you should be higher on the Bears' list. The list shouldn't exist.

It does. That's a correct tick. Right, but that's too late for that. But a Bears fan created the list. I know. I don't know why he did that. Well, I think he started the idea, and Nikki Smokes is like, all right, let's make a list. Is that Smokes his hand right?

So Nikki Smokes is pushing them all to make this a thing. Danny, are you mad at this? you're not on this list. No, I'm head. No one's going for the 10 spot. It's a great spot to be. I'm mad for my guy, Lance. Lance should be higher.

Lynch. But who should you be ahead of? Doug. Where's Doug? He should be ahead of WBR. I think we play. You think Lance is a bigger fan than White Sox, Dave. We should just put Burns and Dave 9 and 10 and watch the rest of the office burn.

I think you're right, Kyle. This is, this is masterful. It's fantastic. This was Maz's work, right? I can't stop looking at Burns and Chief switching. The White Boy, Ritz stays right there in the middle. That makes no sense. Like, how do they flop or flip?

I don't think you could jump. Like, why, what has White Boy Rick done to cement himself as seven? He's like the eye of the hurricane and the hurricanes go and he just remained still. I think Betts was saying that he called Burns a headline fan. I don't know what that means. Fighting words. And he was furious about it. Just the story?

Just the big stories? I think that's what, but Betts said. I didn't see. Now, how long do you think they go bear for bear? Big a good question. We have them. Go bear for bear. He's a Bears fan, but he's a headline Bears fan.

So, like, when news is coming out, he's making a TikTok of it. Maserati Mike is in the weeds. Like, he's at on Tuesday in April. Like, he's talking about the Bears. March, he's talking about the Bears. Burns isn't doing that. Damn. Well, Burns, though.

But he's a headline fan. He's not a diehard fan. Oh, he's a diehard fan. No, no. But you said he's a headliner. Headliner. If the Bears aren't in the headlines, Connor Burns isn't there, but.

So smokes is stirring it up. Yeah, I think so. I don't mind. Is there another fan base within the company that would get this mad? It's a fun topic. I love this. Cubs fans. Cubs fans.

I think Chase's like three or four. No, he goes. Chase? It goes. I'll fucking, Nick, I'll fucking leave right now. Big Cat. Chase top three. I will leave right now, Nick.

Chief Chee Ed. Yeah. Teabobob. Yeah. Teabobob. Sure. My tug. Doug.

Doug. And then, Probably Titus. Mincy's above me. Stu. Stu, Mincy, Titus. I think Blutman's been going to a lot of games lately. Spider right yesterday.

Top ten. Yeah. You're right behind Shay. That's pretty good. Yeah. Top five. Rightfully so. Yeah.

And this, again, how did this come up? This was just Maserati Mike. Did he say it out of nowhere? Should we get him down here? What caused? He apparently said, man, the Packers fucking suck. And then... Yeah, get mine.

Yeah. He'll explain that. And maybe we get it. It burns, a burns sneak attack? I really hope this was actually Maas and not smokes. Well, if it smokes, I'd have to give him credit. I think it's Tate, actually. So, this is a Tate move.

Really? Who do the Bears play this week? The Eagles? Is this like a sci-op from MOOC or? Perhaps. Yeah. Oh, Philly fans will get mad to be ranked. I was thinking that they might not enjoy that too much.

I'm certainly number one Who is? I just went after White Sox Dave's fandom Oh, on who? White Sox. Oh yeah, he thought they were going to suck this year. Yeah, he didn't believe. White Sox Dave can't be

He shouldn't be able to come. His name is White Sox Dave. That's true. He can only allocate so much. You can't give your name to a team and then say I'm one of the biggest fans of a different team. Right. I mean, I'm sure Johnny Appleseed liked banana.

I bet you Johnny Appleseed never had a banana. He might not have. Is he real? No, but John Henry is? John Henry is. Or he isn't. Is John, John and Tremaine also not real? Who was the guy that was doing the...

John Henry spiked... He's real? Through a mountain? No, he can't be real. That's guy with the big ox. No, that's Paul Bunyan. No, John Henry carved out a tunnel in the mountains. Was that...

He had a hammer. But now that I say that out loud, I don't think he did that. Who's Paul Bunyan? Nor do I think he existed. He's fake. Are we sure? So John Henry beat the train spiking machine? Yeah.

And then died at the end? But back to Apple Seed. Is Apple Seed? He's real. He was brought up a lot growing up. Apple Seed cannot be reed. Apple Seed is real? Apple Seed is real?

I guess you couldn't do that. A pot? He was unbelievable. That's not believable, I guess. That's not mythical. They really pushed apple seed on it. Oh, really? John Chapman.

A pioneer nurse room. I'm not sure that's as big of a deal as we make it. He just, are you playing a tree? Oh, he's crazy. I think we made it too big of a deal. I thought we're the number one Apple show. Are we? Yeah, I guess we are.

We can't be. What are we doing? Josh, get Johnny on. The Apple games is so disbored. He was in northern counties of West Virginia. That's us. Apple seed? You might have blocked on the same footsteps as Johnny Appleson.

If I've eaten an apple seed apple? I bet you have. Oh, my God. Urbano, Ohio, home to the team Jordan. Where did that come from? Important. He died in Fort Wayne. Yeah.

Oh, God. Cause of death being in Fort Wayne. Lived a 70. Isn't that long? That's back for that. But I mean, a lot of apple a day. All he was doing was planting apples. He was walking and eating apples.

Wearing a helmet the whole time. Maserati. I don't know. Who's real? Who caused? Do you have, like, how did this start? What? Please tell me.

This just came out of nowhere? This started because I turned to Tate and I go, I was smiling. And I said Green Bay fucking sucks. That seems fine? Yeah. And he goes, okay, Burns. And I'm like, I think I'm a bigger Bears fan than Burns. Sure.

Fair take, I think. And I said, whatever, I can list more Bears fans than Burns. And then I said, I think I'm the biggest Bears fan in this office, which I do. I will die on that hill. I think I'm the biggest Bears fan in this office. Bigger than Eddie. Bigger than everybody. Yeah.

I think I'm the biggest bearest fan in this office. And then we ended up arguing, and then Tate and Nicky Smokes manipulated me into making a list, which is where things. So that is your list. Your list? It's my rankings. If you had already ranked yourself number one, you were in the list making mood. It's not like they manipulated you into making a list.

I was not in the list making mood. But if you said you were number one, it implies that there's a list. I simply believe that I was number one and the rest of the rankings do not matter. Can I ask a quick question? What was the reason for the switch? I think I had mentioned chief,

I think smokes, either I had forgotten to mention chief or I mentioned chief and smokes forgot to write him down. And then Chief was a later edition to put him back to where he is on the list now. But White Boy Rick still. White Boy, Rick, I will defend, I think should be higher. It's your list. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's an imperfect list. Well, if he should be higher, put him higher. Move White Sox Dave down. What about White Sox Dave down? Have you gotten any angry texts? No. Any angry tweets? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. There's a lot of screaming upstairs. A lot. Yeah. Who got snubbed? Who's not on the list? Hannah Doug

Doug is probably the biggest snub What would Burns have to do to be higher on this list? A lot. I love Burns. I love Burns. I come in, but he needs to be a lot more. What differentiates you from Burns? I don't know.

Bears fans. I would say when when Burns got here, the more him and I talk about the bears, I am increasingly surprised at how much. more I know than him. So you can tell. I, I, I, I, I, I love Burns.

He's one of my favorite guys, like, me and him chopping up by the Bears, like, every morning. I look forward to it. It's a lot of fun. So is he a bigger Disney fan than Bears fan? This, you guys are doing what Tate and Smokes are doing, and I don't think I should. I don't think that's crazy, though. But his Disney knowledge is insane.

Are the, are the, are the bears the thing that you love the most? Yeah. Not even sports to, just like hobbies or. Yeah, I literally, like, is it bears? That's your number one fan. I don't have a Marvel. Yes. When I wanted to like, yeah.

I would say the, like, the biggest reason I'm working here now is because how much I love the Bears and I like sought out to make my career based around sports. When I was applying to jobs, I applied to here in the Bears. I would refresh like the openings every day and only apply to those spots. Like I'm here because I'm a, I'm a big Bears fan. And you love those guys. A hundred percent. You care about that. Yes.

You care about, like you love their nieces and their, their daughters. and you care about their lifestyle habits and you want them to thrive outside of the field. Yes. Everyone else, they just love their own identity as a Bears fan and how they express that and how others receive that. You're not the one saying, yeah. I'm not here. You are the best bear. You are our number one bear.

I'm not here to discredit anyone else's fandom. I think everyone in this office who is a Bears fan is a big Bears fan. They love the team truly. But your number one on the list doesn't matter. Yeah. I'm just trying to understand like the criteria and your qualifications. So if you're doing like a dating profile and your interest, you would just say bears, basically. I think anyone that knows me knows that like, you're into bears.

You're just into. Yeah, my special interest is bears. Bears, Italy, and pleaded pants. That's, yeah. That's pretty good. All right. I'd like to go back one more time. You said you didn't want to disrespect or discredit anybody, but you are number one and nobody else matters.

Yeah. These are all things you've said. But I say that with no, with no hating my heart. You're in the room with number two as well right now. How close is two to one? Is it a pretty big gap? Oh, that's a big gap. He looked up.

It's a big gap. It's a noticeable gap. It's probably, it's probably, it's probably a bigger gap than any, it's the biggest gap. It's the biggest gap. It's about any of the rest of the list. Holy shit. biggest gap. But even there's a giant gap.

Just how much you love them? What are you willing to do? We were talking upstairs like last week. If I saw Caleb Williams murder someone, would I say anything? No. What if you saw Kevin White murder somebody? Yeah, no, I'm saying something. Okay.

What about Kyle Munnangai? No. I, my, if I could do anything in my role as a Bears fan to help the team, team. I will do. So anybody on the 53-man roster you cover for... Well, it depends on who it is. How old are you?

I'm 24. Okay. Would you take the fall for them? That's... Would you take the fall for Caleb Williams? Depends on how bad it is. It's murder. Oh.

Depends who he murdered? I would be willing to stand... If the bears were in the midst of a really, really good season, and either I had to stand trial or Caleb did. I would stand trial so that he stays on the field. But see, what you're saying is as soon as they lose out of the playoffs, you're just going to go to your lawyer. Actually, Caleb Williams did it. So you care about him as a bear, not as a man.

How long would you be willing to go to prison for a Super Bowl? Do I get to watch it? Yes. Yeah, yeah, sure. You get to watch it. And you know the bears are going to win. But you get to go to it. You have to spend five years in prison. How many Super Bowl is just one?

Just one. I... Is it like five years good behavior? Like it's only half if it's good behavior? You're in charge of your behavior. Yeah, I probably do it, I think. Two and a half years. Ten years of terrible bears football is worse than two and a half years of prison.

Ed, do you agree? Number two, way down there? Now, what about people that are like, I wouldn't commit crimes, I wouldn't cover up crimes, but I know a lot of bears trivia. I can tell you who played linebacker for the 63 bears or, like, like who caught the touchdown pass in week four of 2011. Does that count as like? 100%.

Yeah. Does that count more or less than I'm willing to, you know, throw the bloody knife away for Caleb Williams? Less. Counts less. Expertise doesn't correlate to a session. But expertise is important. Yeah.

I think that I. So do you the number one, the number one thing would be like covering up a Caleb Williams murder? Maybe not number one, but that would be the, what's, yeah. I just, I'm fascinated. by the criteria here, Mike. It's a hard thing to define. It's fandom. It's unique. It's special.

But that passion you have outweighs all the passions upstairs by a mile. And yet you did define it when you were putting your list together. You came up with your list. But you're no slouch when it comes to trivia, right? No. You can't name the whole 2018 roster. That's correct. I can't do the whole 53 minute.

I can do every starter and a couple backups. Who's that Oda Yingbo guy? Diode Anglo? What would you do for it? Nothing. No, he, no, nothing for him. Have you ever cried because of the Bears? Yeah.

I cried after we won the wild card game. No, no, I don't mean cried out of good. I'm talking about. Yeah, I cried in 2013, fourth and eight, Chris Conti Blonde coverage. I cried the 2010 NFC championship game. And then I cried at a Bears edit. Wait, wait, wait, wait. All right, he's won.

What was the song? It was, so this is Christmas. It was after. He might be number one, Ed. I saw, I saw, I never argued for the record. I saw a bunch of kids, like, it was a video of all the fans, like watching, celebrating. There were kids, like, dancing around with their parents, and I would have given anything to have that when I was a kid. So it was, it was cool.

Although I think 24 years old, like, you're a young prospect. A lot of things can change. I'll just tell you that. Everything I've known has been bad. There was, same thing. There was a young Danny Lance who came at us when he was, like, 24, and he was. he was the same way, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. It seems like we're in a good Bears era now, but at some point, you can be broken.

But I'm just letting you know. But it's not like I'm only claiming this now because the Bears are good. I know. I know, I understand, but I'm saying, like, we've got to see how the longevity goes, Mike. Yeah, but I'm still like a die-hard Bears fan regardless. Are you afraid of the backlash from this? No. You don't think you've made enemies?

Oh, I mean, I mean, Burns and White Boy really? are going to be gunning for you now. Yeah. Burns feels like he's getting a bad shake. So like what was the, can you remember a time when he had a take for you? And you were like, maybe you're not as much of a. When we extended Swift, I texted him and he was like, I don't like it. But you can't dock people for having a different take. Yeah.

But that's what Danny asked me. No, I know. But I don't think it's that. So you think that that showed you that he doesn't know as much or about the bears? Because he probably was. I don't know if that. Maybe we're getting away from. But extending running backs.

It's questionable. You agree, right? Yeah, but he's, it's like, comes out to like 11 mil a year. And by the time, the running back contract market, by the time you get to that point where he's making that much, he's going to be like the 20th paid, highest paid running back in the league, which is great value for what we're getting out of it. Your bigger issue, though, is you guys are the same age,

and it seems like you have more knowledge of the team than he has since, isn't that? That, that would say, I would say is my biggest reasoning for why he's ranked where he is on his list. Is there a reason you came in on a random Friday and just set the office on fire? Burns is responded. This is genuinely fucking crazy. Been literally born and raised in 331. I don't think you're literally. Is that the area?

The section. Section 331 is to get shit on like this. More than anything. And just to get shit on like this while out grinding out content is all right. All right. All right, martyr. Brinding out content. He's in a car on the way to bowling.

From a Cubs game. Rinding out content. What about tattoos, Mike? Would that supersede? So I... Would that supersede murder? I have one tattoo, which has to do with like the Italian national team. The only other tattoo I would consider getting was going to be when the Bears, if the Bears...

Hang on a second. You love the Atari. You have a tattoo of a different sports team, but not of the Bears. It's more to do with my heritage, but it's also sports. I like them. Well, you ever get a second tattoo? This is the White Sox Dave? Yeah.

So you won't get a tattoo until they win the Super Bowl? yeah i would consider getting like the when they won in 85 but that doesn't mean as much to me because but this seems this seems like a like they have to win to earn the tattoo on your body that that seems like what i'm hearing my so my thing is like what am i going to what what tattoo am i going to get i'm willing to get a bear's tag like if the test of my bear's logo bear's logo is del bears it's just not not i'm not hearing number one shit out of you right now if this if this has to end with me getting a bears tattoo? Like, I'm willing to go that far. And I think very few people in this officer are willing to go that far. I would do it. Eddie has three bear statues. And they could do it.

Where did Tyson Baygent go to college? Shepard University. Kiss me slowly. I'm not, I will say, I was telling Tate this because he was like, we're going to have a bear off. I'm not a big college guy. Like, I have no real allegiance to any college program. He actually thinks college football is stupid. And what was my argument for why college football is stupid? Because my allegiance is to the Chicago Bears. I love the Bears and I don't care very much for college football. But I thought you said more like you thought it was just a dumb game, didn't you? No, no, no. Everyone loves twisting my word. I, I understand why people love college football. I love the NFL. I love the Bears. I have no allegiance to college football so I don't,

don't care for it. So it doesn't, it doesn't move me. But the bears do. Yeah. All right. Maybe. Maybe burns up to six, maybe. Why? He was born in Soldier Field. Literally. I love Burns. He's a 7 to 10 guy. Unfortunately.

I don't think you do love Burns. I think you guys should have a bear. I think he hates you right now. I think he hates you right now. Eternally hates you right now. He's out there grind. But yeah, he's... While you're on your fucking ass here.

No. I'll die on the soul. I would like to see the bear off. I would like to do a bear off. Eddie? Spelling Bear. Do you ever want to close that enormous gap? I think I would not do that.

You could judge. Not include myself, yeah. I would be a judge for sure. But anybody who wants to opt into the Bear Off could. Like Burns probably wants to opt into the Bear Off. Sure, yeah. White Boy Rick might want to opt into the Bear Off. Ed, would you host the Bear Off?

Sure, I would love to. Oh, like a Bear Off. What about this, Mike? Would you rather not watch one Bears game or never be able to cross-word? with me again. Wow. I feel like I do those with you guys as well.

Yeah, I just use me as like with us, as a team. You're part of the team. Obviously, you're part of the team. You, Wyatt, and... But it's Kyle and the boys. Yeah. Unfortunately. I'm number one.

You are a number one crossword guy. I don't think I'm the number one guy in this office in anything. Come on. That's a good... That's a good question. Pirates. I really like crosswords. Lucas.

West Virginia fan? That's me. Gotta be. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I look forward to our crosswords. You're considering taking crosswords over the Bears.

Not watching one game of the Bears. But every single time we ask you about the tattoo or about this. Burns wouldn't do a crossword with us if it meant missing a Bears game. Brandon, do you like put this together? I mean, should you do your own Bears fans? I think I might. Just kind of, you're unbiased, too. I think the guy putting the list together.

Yeah, it's a little bit biased. A little bit biased. Yeah, I will say before today, now, me and Maserrari might go out drinking every weekend together. I don't know that I would have had you top five. That's, uh, so I, but this is, see, I'm a casual Bears fan observer. I didn't know he was a Bears. Right. So I learned that today.

I'm not a diehard Bears fan observer. So I am learning today that there are elements. Now, Eddie, before you woke up this morning. If I called you in a rush and I said, Eddie, I need for mostly sports, I need you to put together the top 10 Bears fans in the office. Who would you have put number one, irrespective of the conversation we're having? I think, I agree with him. You would have put Maserati mic number one.

He would have been high. I don't know if I wouldn't have put a list together, period. You'd have to do a list. You have to do tears. It's the Pussy's list. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't. It really is.

Yeah, tearing is. Four people when ass. Yeah, four people number one. And then, hey, you got a. I don't know if this helps. So I also rank the Bears list by hotness. Do you want to hear it? Oh, yes.

I'm just kidding. Oh, God, damn it. You're still at the top. You're still not broke. No, that's weird. I can't believe we extended him. He deserves it and has been great for us, but he was last on my list of people to extend.

Kind of love it. He's about to have an incredible season. Yeah, I love Swifty, but I totally thought we were letting him walk. That seems like the most innocuous conversation I've ever seen in my entire life. Yeah. He didn't love the extent. I mean, again. That doesn't mean he's not a Bears fan,

That got you seventh. Is he, what's he doing that there? This is so funny. Burns is driving. He's driving. He's driving out content. Can we find the wind? All right, Che, Reese and Spias. Pub's fandoms this year.

Just this year. Where are you? I don't know. Maybe top five at best. Like, I mean, Big Cat is number one probably. I think Eddie. Maybe Doug.

Yeah. Doug might be one. Doug at 10. Or actually, Big, I probably goes. I got to step in here. I would give you an idea a tie at three. Jay, there's no way you walked into Chicago started watching the Cubs a year and a half ago. And you're a top five fan in this office.

If Nick asked me this year, I've probably watched more games than anyone this year. And that's not a slight on anyone. That's just, yeah. They have other priorities. They have way more history and, like, I would say probably more invested than me. But, I mean, I watch a ton. He's watched a lot this year. No denying that at all.

I need a little more confrontational out of you. I think this is dumb as fuck. There we go. Why are we ranking fandoms? Because Maserati Mike did it. Mike started it. It's a witch hunt perpetrated by Ohio's Tate. You did it.

Lucas Guido and Nikki Smokes. This is exactly what they wanted. Tate is probably fucking sitting up there grinning. And he is so happy that this is causing a... Can we get burns on? The Bears fans. Yeah, we got to get burns. You don't need to do that.

You don't need to do this. This is my 14th year covering the Bears for Barstool. And I tried to. And this 24th year old kid coming off the street? No, but it's just like, it's over. I don't think it is that. I kind of want to see it tear you guys apart. This is bad.

We had a guy. Yeah? I want someone on the Bears to be asked about this. What Roma do. Roquine used to watch my head. At halftime videos at halftime. That's awesome. How big is the gap, Mike?

It's shrinking. Eddie, tap into your inner piss. You're pissed about this. I'm mad. I like that you haven't conceded at all. I'm not mad. I don't know why I would. As you shouldn't, if you feel that way.

I don't like. No. Eddie, it's a young man's game to be puffing your chest about that. 100%. That's a good. That's right here. You have turned on. You have to turn on.

Sco! No fucking way. Is that Sco? Go. Hey, stop. Just give me the phone. Let's go. Hold on.

We go on. We go from the gun. Greg. Greg, it ain't about you today. Burns. What's up, gang? Burns. Mons right.

Mike, this is fucked up. Fucked up. Number one. I will give him props right away. Number one. He has incredible ball knowledge. Like, Immaculate Grid, he would do fantastic on there 100%. He has deep.

pulls like crazy. Not a great start. But ranking fandom is the dumbest fucking thing to do. I am with Eddie on this 100% of the way. Top 10 is impressive. Yeah.

Yeah, but, okay, but he did rank him. So now that we're here, we all agree. I'm more, I'm more mad at Mikey Betts than I am at Moss. Whoa. Mikey bets. What did Mikey?

What did Mikey? Me a fucking headline Bears fan. That was foul. I have followed the Bears when they are the worst team in football made year-round content for about them for six years at this fucking point. It's ridiculous. It's crazy.

Sco. Sco. I can't take my as that's go. What's up, Sco? Yeah, it's literally the dumbest shit ever. I guess because I'm just a terrible Bears fan, I guess. I really don't know what else to say.

It's the dumbest shit ever. Genuinely. I would give up every other sports team that I root for in a fucking heartbeat for a bear Super Bowl. Get them out of my life. Simple. Illinois State? I love just fucking team to death.

Oh. Illinois State, gone. Cubs gone. Take away the World Series. If the Bears want a Super Bowl, I would get rid of everything. This team, it's my life and fucking soul.

Scobb's the outsider here. How'd he get the front of them? How'd you get shot? Look at this. They can get them both like that. And, um, oh, yeah. This is not a question for Greg.

This is for you, too. Is Greg grumpy as fuck right now? Yeah, what? He seems that. Not for Greg. He's been 50-50. Okay. He's been all right.

He's been good. I haven't done most of this. This morning when we woke him off, he was definitely grumpy. All right, Burns. I assume you're a Cubs fan too? Yes, sir. So bears over Cubs for you. Bears over everything.

Bears over everything. All right. So he ranked you. What did he end up at sixth? You're right by White Sox Dave. Oh, you have a problem with White Sox Dave. Mikey Betts, Big Cat, Eddie, Maserati, Mike. Those are the ones ahead of you.

It's not that I have a problem with any of them. It's just, I feel like my name deserves to be higher in the conversation 100%. I think Kyle brought up a great point earlier that there's a difference between expertise and they go, they go together, but at the same time, I'd say my ball knowledge isn't as deep as Maserati Mike, but at the same time, I would live or die for this fucking team. And I feel like that deserves to be up there 100%. Tattoos. I'm not a tattoo.

I'm not a tattoo. I have a single one. but I've said it multiple times that the Bears win the Super Bowl, I will get a tattoo. Why are you making them win the fucking Super Bowl before you get a tattoo? That's not love. Because I'm not a tattoo guy in general.

That's fine, but I mean, like, if you decided you were going to get a tattoo, you don't have to make them win the Super Bowl to get one. But that's a special thing. Scoke. I'm wearing a Barstville Bowling Green shirt. That's awesome. Oh, yeah, Scoke. We're here.

What's up, Scott? What's up, Scott? You guys are in Bowling Green? You guys are in Bowling Green? We just parked. I got to change my Twitter bio again to currently at Bowling Green University not on the way to Bowling Green University

We're back Very nice Nice mustache I don't know if you guys can see Mikey Betts just sat down Mikey Betts is here Burns I can't hear Okay I can hear you now what's up

Betts headline's fucking ridiculous That's crazy I think it's valid You're like anytime it's headline news You're putting a TikTok out That's not wrong That's my job That's my work.

Yeah, you're doing it for content. Yeah, but also when it's fucking June, and we're talking about the third string corner on the Bears, like, that's not headline talk, and I'm still there then. But that's what, no, Mike is. Mike is doing that. Mike's in the press conference doing, like, Rotten Tomatoes on Kevin Warren. I'm saying you're watching a presser with him.

Dude, no. I'll give, I'm going to give Mike. Eddie and hell. He's in hell. Mike is the number one Bears fan at the office. hands down. I would agree. Yes.

Okay. All right. What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? Greg. Greg, Greg, what are we doing? What are we doing, Greg?

Greg, what do you think? Greg, what are we doing? About the Bears list? Yes. All right. Thanks, boys. I mean, I told Burns, I said, if you want to get a tattoo tomorrow, we can make content out of it.

No, I'm not going to get a tattoo? You're not going to get a tattoo? As soon as you guys asked Mike that question and you're like, would you get a tattoo? And he's like, if they won the Super Bowl and you're like, why do they have to win the Super Bowl? We asked, we asked Burns, we're like, would you get a tattoo? And he goes, if they won the Super Bowl. Yeah.

And they won the Super Bowl. I would, I'll get a Bears tattoo right now. I don't care. I got a Bulls tattoo. And they haven't won a championship for me. Oh, you're not a tattoo guy? I'm not a tattoo guy. Oh, okay.

All right. All right, well. All right. That's what he had. I don't know why you're all just laying down your sword and just succumbing to Maserati Mike so easily. You're all saying he's number one. He started this whole thing. Yeah, I think this is,

I'm going to flip it around then. This is turning to a controversy that's not really. Because of him creating this list and creating this controversy, when we literally have to go into war Monday night with Case Keenum, he is the worst fan in the office for dividing us. That's a good point. A very good point. Yeah, I agree with that.

The list is not. The list didn't help. List didn't help. Burns, where would you put yourself on the list? It's Tate's fault. It's Tate's fault. No, it's not. Yes, it is.

No, I'm not doing it. No, they pressured me. Look at Scoza. Burns, where would you put yourself on the list? Are you, do you think you're number one? Scos, I said around for your four. Okay. Where's that?

What do you think, Greg? Fucking good, Scoke. Thank you, Brandon. You're welcome. Great. What are you thinking? What are you thinking? What are you thinking?

Not much. He should be awesome. You should be higher on the list, I would assume, right? Like, I'm a lot of Bears fans, I don't really like. Where would you put yourself? Burns, where would you put yourself? I sent around 3-4. Wait, then who gets bumped down?

Yeah, like, we see the list who is three. You're going to have to bump any Big Cat or Mikey Batts. Big Cat Bats. They all get bumped. Guys, just fucking do it. Bump Big Cat. You want to do it, do it. I would bump Big Cat, yeah, I would.

I would bump him. I would bump Bets down. I'd bump Chief. I'd probably keep the list mostly the same. White boy, Rick, that low? Yeah, I just, I put myself ahead of big cat at three. I would, and I would move Rick up as well, 100%. I would move my brother Rick up.

Look at Tate! Oh, I hate Tate. I'm out on this conference. Oh, look at Tate. It's Tate on the list. Wow. That's fine. It's my element.

I don't know, man. All right, boys. All right, Greg. All right. You guys excited for Bowling Green? Crazy. You were just at Notre Dame. Greg, go. Are you on campus? We are here right now. We just got here.

Are you thinking about playing some Greg? I mean. Play Greg? We play some Greg? We play some Greg. We play some Greg. Bowling Green is more lively than Missouri. This is going to be a tough.

Bowling Green is probably popping. Yeah. Put that camera as close as you can. There you go. Oh, what a nice day out in bowling. Green. Beautiful. Go, you know how this goes, right?

Yeah, yeah. Where is it? Don't docks my license plate. I'm not. It's facing me, bro. You're on camera still. Nobody gives a fuck, Burns. I do.

Nobody gives a fuck about your license plate. We got Burns his license plate. Now we got it. All right. Yeah, you can already tell this place is popping. Oh, yeah. It's homecoming weekend, too. Biggest weekend of the year.

Oh, I hope. People aren't in class. Looking good, guys. This is his game. We follow him. It's level one. Now, where are we, Burns? Are we near the quad or anything?

We are, yes. We're over by the bookstore. The quad, I believe, is right in front of us. Greg, go straight through the bushes. It's a shortcut. Greg, through the bushes. Greg, Greg. Straight, please.

Great through the bush. We're playing you or you're off. Thank you, Greg. Thank you, Greg. Right. right right hurdle hurdle hurdle hurdle hurdle hurdle hurdle hurdle over the post over the post like Canada oh man

what the hell happened on this car ride no stay outside Greg are you hung over that green Greg Greg seems off today he does he's a grump he's a real fucking grump does Greg fuck I'm not grumpy why you people think I'm grumpy why he's say it like that grumpy here we go

that's literally a line straight out of the book Grumpy Monkey for all the parents out there. They keep telling the monkey he's not grumpy. Hey, everybody. Is that green, Greg? I don't know anything about Bowling Green. Is it? Either do we. Okay.

It's just like any Mac school Midwest. Is this produced John Rich? Small town. John Rich is from there. Scotty Miller. Greater Toledo area. I played farmland. Boring.

But I'm sure they have a fun. nightlife, I don't know. How many students go there? Probably like 15,000, maybe more. Oh, that's bigger than I thought. Eddie George is the football coach. Whoa. Yeah.

That's right. He's also a restaurant where you can take a piss and look out the window. That's right. Eddie George is a coach? He's a coach at Bowling Green, yeah. I didn't know that. And they lost two. They had a horrible loss week one.

Brandon. Do I get hit by the van? 20,000 students. Whoa. Jump on the back, Greg. Hi, everybody. What's up, guys? Hey, hey, beardy.

Okay. All right. Greg, what are you seeing so far? Take that cone. Delities? Yeah, yeah, yes. But, like, act like you're giving us a college tour and we want to go here. Actually, Greg, do me a favor.

Give a fuck one time. What is that supposed to mean? Give a fuck. Act like you give a fuck with this. You guys are telling me what to do. That's like, I listen to you guys. Did you guys have any plan for when you got there today? If we hadn't called, what would you be doing right now?

We'd be going to, like, I think it's called Polly Eyes for their stuffed breadsticks. That's apparently the number one food here is stuffed breadsticks. And then we got a reservation on a bowling alley at four. Oh, because you're in Bowling Green. Yeah. Are the breadsticks on campus? Oh, no. Oh, God.

Oh, no. Blow on it. Oh, no. Let's go. Reset it, TJ. There they go. Well, can we save our progress? I hope so.

Oh. Hey. Maybe. He's down bad today. What did I? It froze. I didn't do anything. No, are you hung over, Greg?

Yes. Okay. All right. Here you go. The Mitchell. McCloid Hall. What was that? Kool-Aid.

The Mitchell Cool-Lade. late hall yeah volleyball has the game at this draft today bowling green has sibling mascots they don't have just one they have two Freddie and Frida

McDonald Hall I guess maybe what do people study there Greg ask ask some people their major oh god I work in each are but they have In 1979, they set the record for most students in a dorm room closet. Whoa.

Mm-hmm. No one has attempted ever since. You can get a degree in glass blowing here. Ah, yes. That makes sense. Okay. We've learned just about nothing. Oh, my God.

Oh, Scott Hamilton, the ice skater went there. Psychology. Nursing and psychology. Okay, now ask them what they think yours is. What do you think I study? Business? Most enough, we'll go with it. Marketing.

Marketing. No, you don't, Greg. No, you don't. You don't go to school there, Greg. You're out of college. So whenever they guess what you are, I want you to keep saying warmer, but never. And never say why it is. That's a good idea, yeah.

Okay, Greg, do you understand, Greg? Oh, man. Oral her shizzer went there. Oral her scissor. Oral her scissor. Hello. Oral. Now that my masks off, I guess I'll oral.

They have a bar in Western mask. All right Our campus is dead It's dead It's homecoming weekend Missouri was dead Missouri was dead as fuck We for real used to like

Hacky sack in the quad Yeah We used to like hang out outside all the time This isn't hitting like I wanted to Are the breadsticks on campus or off Off Oh okay That was this a complete 180

From the Notre Dame bookstore like you said We haven't went to the bookstore We gotta do that here so. I don't mind. Let's go with books on. Yeah, Notre Dame was ass. I'll say that.

Oh, wow. Really? That was not a Notre Dame fan. It was so mid. The stadium sucks. You went in the stadium? All empty stadiums suck. Oh.

Oh. And how'd you know? What? It wasn't big enough from the outside. Yeah, it doesn't look big. Like, for a top 10 team, like in the country, like, it's pretty small. You don't think it would have looked better.

You didn't go in the stadium. Oh, right. That's a robot, Greg. Jump it, Greg. Joke it out. Joke it out. Joke it out. Joke it out.

Don't see it. Give it a nuggy. Hopefully Dante didn't see that. There's another one, Greg. I think you could take a charge, jump over. Take a charge. Jump over it.

Jump it, Greg. Hurdle it. Hurdle it as it comes at you. It's speeding. Hurdle it. Hurdle it. Get it. Get it.

Greg, slap its ass. Slap its ass. Slap it. Oh, he didn't even slap it. All right. All right. All right. Okay, Greg.

All right, five boys. It sucks. Boys, grounding out your content. Yeah, sorry. Don't be sorry. All right. He's hungover.

Did Maserati Mike sneak out of here? Oh, yeah. Hey, he did. He's a slippery guy. I don't blame him. Boy, you got after it last night, I think. In Notre Dame? Where were they?

They were here, right? Oh. They went to poor decisions. Is that a bar? The bar. Oh, I didn't. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It was a huge deal. You were out in Chicago last night, right? How'd you not end up with the boys? Fucking out. Really? The bar block away from my place. Nice.

For two beers. Yeah. Unbelievable. And I went home at 9.30. Went straight to bed. Speaking of list, Brandon, did you read the top TV shows of all time list? I did not.

Who came out with it? New York Times? I saw it. I was like, Yes, yes. I love it. I love it. Then Fleabag was in the top five.

I've never even heard of that. Oh, it's a good show. It's one of Obama's this century. TV shows a century. I think that's pretty much all TV shows. It kind of covers. What were the top ones? Finally, 21.

The Crown. My wife watches that. That was a good show. Chernobyl. That was good. I'm sure it was. I don't know. Oh, this, that I may destroy you.

I was obsessed with this show. It's very good. I think it's the 18th best of all time. I highly recommend, and it's funny, but also drama. All right. Do you think I've seen any of these? Yes. Americans never heard of it.

I've seen that. Yep. Okay. Are they going to be pretentious and only put the UK version and not put the American version? They better not. Perhaps. They better not. That's high.

That's high. It seems a little high. It's really high. Love. Right, girls? Worse. Oh, no, that seems low. seems right okay there we go that's still low outside the top 10 low yeah 10 better shows in the

office including Atlanta i mean i've not seen Atlanta was great but not solid show curves obviously yeah yeah yep yes it's that's a fine show it's not better in the office correct oh it's not better in the office i think the joke rating is a little better deep is deeps i've seen veeps it's unbelievable it's incredible very good show Game of Thrones, of course, right? Probably. It's iconic. I guess.

I guess. Is that high for feedback? I loved this show. That's high. Okay. I haven't seen it. Also, great show. So what we got to let?

I think I got it. Can you say it? I think it's probably the wire breaking bad and spranos. It's got to be right. Sopranos. It has to be those three, right? It has to start. It better be.

Admen. Which ones left off? Sopranos be left off from starting the 90s. maybe. Yeah. Oh, okay. The wire. The Breaking Bad will be number one, right?

You've done it. Wow. Which I've never seen Breaking Bad, but I just know they're always number one or two on his list. I didn't love it. Really? Really? I think it's deserving of one. I thought Jesse wasn't believable.

It's very good. Teeth were too good? I don't know. Yeah, maybe. Wires won. Wires should be one. That's my vote. Of the shows I've seen, the Wire would be.

But then they also... Breaking Bad's really good. I'd have it too, probably. Also, they did just true to tech. of season one. Scrubs has to be top 20. Scrubs has to be top 20. I'm sorry.

Scrubs is incredible. And it's not just because I like it. Scrubs is better than, Scrubs is better than 30 Rock. Yeah. I like community more than Scrubs though. Black Mirror. Oh, if we're doing...

Oh, Band of Brothers is... Wait, I didn't know Band of Brothers was out. That's one. If we're letting Key and Peele be there, Chappelle's a band of Brothers 28. Whoa. Loss has to be higher. Now I'm getting pissed.

There we go. If we got Key and Pell, Chapel show has to be there. And Eddie, Eddie, you're perfectly fine with all this? Yeah. You're telling me, 57 shows are better in Chappelle's show? Even the sizable gaps, Nick. Sucked the gap.

Ted last, so I don't know. I'll never get. Eddie, you get mad every now and then. No, I... It's been a tough week. He's got a sizable... Queen's Gambit. It's been a tough week for better than. Really great.

Because your quarterback died? I just don't feel good about anything right now. After that. Speaking of Bliss, KB. He's fifth in the nation. What? If people care about that. And what?

I sent the list of T.J. I mean, lists we got today. I love Lista. Yeah, it's Lista. Yeah. He is fifth in the nation. Submission, Gravelling Tournament, December 5th, 20206.

So this is the basement wrestling that you guys went to? He was number 5. They gave your nickname. Oh, yeah. I didn't even know that. All right. Oh. Below C4, that makes sense.

Wait, His kind of a nickname is Loach. What are the photos at the top? Amplifier. Loach is a legend. Look how your face! I know. Wow.

Yeah, C4. Head of me. Are you going back again? They would like him back. We'll see. It's up to him. Let me see the rest of the way. You're higher than Vlad Copeland?

All these dudes are going to be in one basement? Who's at the bottom? What are their nicknames? A lot of retired. What are the pirates? really did me chemical chemical micway Roy there's no way I'm better than those guys

diehard Dawson 31st on break where's there Todd trench coat Roberts bringing up the rear Sasha the monster kiss bro that's not the rear Titus there's still more on the right side they're a low Oh my oh

Who's dead last How does specialist is it feel the pain It is it's Paul Gray Paul He'll feel the pain Showers ready frame Out of streamwood What's his record

Your shower is ready. How are some undefeated guys? You got to watch the tape. Oh, what snail doing wrong? That's Tom's snail rash. That's my buddy's dad. Is it really? Thomas, you know the snail?

He's 12 losses. I know the snail. He's an impressive guy. He could rollerblade and read a book at the same time. I'm not fucking around. But not a great wrestler. But he can't wrestle. No, yeah.

He used to drive us around, and he would drive stick shift, talk on the phone and get double cheese. burger at the same time too. Wow. So coordinated. Why is he called the snail? I don't know, but he's a coordinated guy.

The specialist. I'm anxious to see what is special to you. Kyle, you have to go back up. I don't know. I'll go, but I don't know if I want to compete. You're fit. I think somebody else could. Sylvester sidecar.

He did ask if Patty the Batty was available too. Probably not. That would be not, yeah. He'd win that, I'm sure. I'm sure he'd win. You just need, if you do it again, you just need to learn one submission.

Yeah, that was the issue. Yeah. And I was too afraid to even attempt one. I want to like, ugh. And probably no seafood before, which is my fault. I thought it was Mexican food. Was it seafood? Seafood.

Was it like heeping helpings of seafood as well, right? It was like a Mexican dinner? It was just one crab leg of guy. I think that's all we did. You just had one crab leg? That's almost impossible to do. Yeah. It was a king.

Okay. And we had some of a... So a big leg. crab cake nuggets i believe that sounds wonderful yeah didn't it end up being pretty expensive oh yeah 600 dollars for how many people for three three and one crab leg and i got one leg we all got one leg and we had two appetizers that's it and we had a couple bitize where'd you go bob chins and wheeling yes i've been thinking about going there it's an experience i'd recommend it's like i would say it's comparable to like our colloon for people that are familiar with that

I went there one. The Hong Kongese region. In Boston. Yes. In Saugas. Oh, in Saugas. Yeah. Doesn't Bob Chin fly in like a literal ton of seafood like every other day or something like that?

He has passed away, but at one point it was the highest grossing restaurant in the nation. Really? Yeah. Wow. Well, they're charging 200 bucks a crab leg. Yeah. Yeah, true. Seems like that.

That's a good path to doing it. Was it the best crab leg ever? Were you blown away? My favorite food, I don't get it often. It's always top tier to me, so I can't discern. Is it still run by a Bob Chin, like a junior? I don't know. It's a good question.

It wasn't bad or anything. I'm also, I prefer, I think, snow or what's the other one over King? I don't think the more meat means better. Do you agree with that? The more meat is better. I'm not necessarily. Yeah, like I think I like, snow better than. Is there a way to just get like a plastic container of unshelled crab?

That's a good point. That's what they need. It's the reason I don't even know. I would splurge on. I would save up. I would save up. I'm a proponent for imitation crab. I think it's really good for its price. It should be used more more versatile. So did the crab expert. Remember her? She was high on it. No. I wasn't there. That's right. The crab expert, we brought on because Jay fell for the AI for the AI video of the crabs taking the holes and whatnot

the holes the well lit empire they had well lit holes that they had down there is this real I still get multiple DMs a day of people that will just send me AI clips so thank you to all those people

anything that you almost got like faked out by no I feel like at this point I'm pretty pretty young I mean even that one I was like If this is real, I don't think it is. Yeah. You've seen that guy with the weird bob cut that does the videos dancing around? Oh, yeah. He's just, he's AI.

Really? That's what people are going to start getting to get by. What about the guy with the cheek fool of Kot, K-H-A-T? Oh, yeah, the Yemenese guy. Oh, yeah. He's been, I'm very into him. Don't tell me, he's fake. He better not be, but I've never seen a cheek that fool.

Yeah, he's got to be fake, right? What did you say he was albino? I think he's albino. He looks albino. I didn't know the bull cut guy was fake. That sucks. Who's the bull cut? Him.

This guy. He's fake? I guess I should have known. This has become like a trend that I've noticed where like it's dudes and they just appear all the time now. And if you go to their bio, they just have some sort of a crypto. The B follows. I was following the situation.

And I promise you, he put this man's crypto. He never talked. I think so. And then he's just like a video of him break dancing or a video of him. There's been a few that I've seen where it's just like, here, I found, I had another one save. Text him right now. Dudes that look like this, like freaky looking dude. That's fake.

Rico Supreme is fake. And they have a cowl's token in their bio. But they have like a bunch of videos of them doing stuff. I can't believe I felt that first guy was real. I thought he had a wig on. Yeah. We should create a new AI bar so employee and see how long we could. Some sort of new method here

Or I guess you could just do this and then Rug pull a crypto coin for like $100,000. I love a new method. This is the new method. I love this. Oh, he's got a tiny little suit. This is so much better than just like being yourself. New method.

Oh, God. AI freak. Is a Dave, excited about the White Sox? Yeah, I think so. I think he's trying to victory lap, but then people are calling him out for not being a believer.

Dude, I'll defend Dave. Yeah. For anyone thought that they'd make the playoffs this year, is just patently false. Their best player is a former banana. Yeah, like there's no way that people would have thought that. So I understand people could have been like,

Dave, you could have been a little higher on them or like a little more hopeful or whatever. Just like a touch more. But for them to act like he had any reason to believe that this would happen is insane. Do they actually have a chance or it's more like, oh, it's cute that they're in. They're not going to go far, but it's fun. I mean, it's a baseball playoffs.

Like, if someone gets hot, like, you never know. But, like, but I would say they won't be favored. They won't be in the top six of favorites. Okay. You know. I loved that guy celebrating in the last. I love that video. Like, yeah.

How's it going so far? 100. No 10. 100. Yeah. How many shit? Like, all you guys with a teammate with

a joy of the I'm Japanese. Yeah, that'll do it for me. Yeah, there are, it pains me to say it, but they have so many

likable guys. Seems like it. Yeah. Him, Vassel, Burke's the man. Like, they got a lot of cool dudes. White So,

they'd be able to even watch the postseason? Well, that's what we were just talking about it. It's not his fault. But he just refused to even acknowledge the possibility they could be better this year. For sure. And that's what I said. Like, he could have, like, given them like, well, if this, this and this happens, maybe.

But nobody thought they'd make the fucking playoffs. They were the worst team ever two years ago. Right, two years ago. Yeah. But it was clear that the new leaf was being turned over how long it took them to get there was I don't know if it was totally clear. It was pretty clear. Like everybody wanted to sign Murakami this office scene, right?

And they did it. And like that should have told you right there. Oh, hey, something's happening here that isn't really normal. No, but dude, they still have not given out a $100 million contract, Brandon. Did you know that? You just didn't want to be hurt again. Now, Brandon, I think you are on this side because you got into it with Dave online last night. Saying you believed more than he did.

I did. I mean, he didn't believe at all. He didn't even, he didn't even leave the door open. a possibility to believe. He simply said they're going to win 60, 65 games again. And it would be fine if he wasn't online trying to do some bizarre last night. He's like, this isn't a gotcha moment. Nobody else said they would be any good either. I was like, well, I kind of did. I said you at least got to acknowledge a possibility that could be. However, it's easier for you, it's easier for you to be glass half full because you don't care about them or pay attention

to them. Like for someone who is in the trenches and watch them lose 121 games, I think it's a lot harder to be positive. Eddie, you were talking to a Mississippi State University sports fan. I have seen more bad sports than any of you combined and every single offseason I get there and I'm like, well, maybe, maybe we're going to beat Alabama this year. So, so like. But you were never beaten down to a pulp like that. Like what's, what's Mississippi State's worst season? Two and ten, two years ago. Okay. We lost Toledo 41.14. I mean, bad for sure. It's, yeah. But I would say, White Sox fandom and Mississippi State fandom were very similar. No, no, no, no face like that.

It's very similar. I think turnaround could be a lot quicker for a college team. Do you know the last time we won the SEC? I mean, I know the last time you guys were really something, was with Mullen. Yeah, that was the last time we won the SEC was 1941. Oh, that's not great. Ew. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We should rehire that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What else is going on? Kate, have you decided what you're going to wear to the breast reduction party yet?

No, I have not. Still a wedding dress in place? Still, people are wearing, like, all kinds of fancy stuff. And then also you're supposed to show off here. And I don't. I got no. Wait, they're showing off their dress. I think people are, like, dressing up.

That seems like antithetical to what you guys are going to. That's a slap in the face. No, you're celebrating them. They're about to go away. So you're celebrating them. You want them out and about. It's your last night on the town. You get rid of your tities?

Here or mine. That seems. That seems. I just all celebrating them. So you're going to be at a titty party? Pretty much. And you guys are going to be out on the town? We're going to be out in the town.

Can you send us pictures of all the tities? No. Oh. We'll make a list. We'll do a titty's list. I know. I've been drinking smoothies all week in the vitamin C. I'm like, I want to be well enough to really get drunk.

Oh, I thought you were trying to grow your tips. People were dropping like flies around here. But I remember in the movie grease, they, there's like an exercise that they would do to grow them. And I, like, used to sit in my room by myself. Never worked out. I do wonder what it would be like, but I don't know. What's do with you guys? I mean, that's a great shirt.

You should just wear that. I should. Maybe I will. You're supposed to wear something you normally wouldn't wear. You're supposed to get out of your comfort zone and dress like a little Zep. vestier or wear something that you bought for something that you only ever wore once you'll never wear again. I didn't realize there were customs for a ta-ta out of the tatas part.

I'm learning due. I'm right there with you. So this isn't, this isn't, you guys didn't invent it. This is something that's occurred and happened. Other people have had ta-ta. This is a thing. How much smaller is she going? I don't know.

I haven't gotten the full details yet. Have you ever seen the movie now and then? Yes. When she tapes them. She tapes down her boobs. Because she doesn't want, mm-hmm. Yes. I know.

I know. Your movie fandom's weird. It is. I'm not going to know. You watch a lot of... You don't watch a lot of fucking movies. I love it. It's one of my favorite hobbies now, I guess.

To go to just go... Just go to the movies. You like going by yourself, I assume? Love going alone. I do too. It's me. It's the only place I can put my fucking phone down and just stare for two hours. They change the Avengers and it's back in theaters.

It's different. Avengers Encore? I didn't know that. Oh, yeah? Marech said he's going today. I thought it's just a re-release. I think they changed stuff. You know what I thought up to?

So when we had the whole bedbugs conversation in the movies, what about like ubers? Oh. I bet. I think everywhere is covered in bugs. That's what I'm thinking. Airplane, public transportation. Yeah, I got like a gross Uber the other day.

I was like, this guy might have the bugs. You ever got an Uber? What about me? Used to a shot of half and half? It's an espresso shot, like a mini one, 40 milligrams of half. caffeine. I steal them from 7-Eleven. But I feel like they're not, like, creamer is for the taking. Oh, yeah. You don't pay for it if you put it in your coffee. So I take these. We were talking on dog walk this week, actually, is a fair file for a guy to just take a pickle from the condiment

station at Wrigley without ordering any food. They have whole pickles or quarter spears? Yeah, quarter spears. That seems fine. Yeah. But if everyone's doing that, you're not going to. You're not going. going to have pickles. That's Riggley's problem, man. They probably got plenty of pickles. But if everybody's doing it, the context of the- Everybody's not going to do that, though. Do you think it's like a little Neanderthal-y?

Yes. Yes. And it's skirting the line, sure. It's absolutely going up to the line and saying, here's the line, but I won't that pickle so bad, I don't care. But are that many people going to... The context of how this guy's buddy did it in the email, he was like, he, for the record, he was banged up and he needed something in his body. I was like, that's fine. But,

But if there's someone who's like, oh, I'm not going to buy food because I'm going to get four pickle spears at the tent because you're cheap, I'm against that. But if you tell me I can have $12 nachos or free pickle, I'm going $12 nachos every time. It's not changing my pattern. I'm not changing my life. I still want the food I want. I'm not going to. But I'm a weird pickle guy. I hate pickles, but I love the way they taste.

And it's, I've always said that and people go, hmm, but here's what I do, Kate. I don't like the texture of pickles. Okay. I don't like, they feel a little slimy and they're always cold. I don't like that. But I love the way they fucking taste. So what I do is I get some plain potato chips and I crunch on about five potato chips and really get that crunch and then throw a pickle in for the taste. That's how I eat pickles.

And then it creates like a gravel instead of a slime. It does. It creates a, you know, it's a nice. That's a hell of a process. Yeah. It's what I do, man. It's what I do. What about pickle flavored chips?

Love them. I love them. I like picletinis. Don't know. Oh, is that I assume that's a martini. Instead of an olive martini, I get like a dirty Piccletini. You made me get my first martini in Super Bowl.

They were great. I didn't like it. Yeah. Yeah. I like martinis a lot. I'm a big fan. Where were we? We were at that big dinner that lasts three and a half hours.

Oh, yeah. Remember and Kate? Kyle were both late. No, Kate was late. Kate was late. Kate was late. He showed up in like fucking pajama pants. Oh, yeah.

And a sideways rat. I was out walking around. Yeah. Every famous athlete was around. We were just there. It lasted three and a half hours. It was way too long. It was miserable.

And Kyle was the most miserable, I think. What? Yeah, you were. No, at the end, you were like, this has to end. You were splashing around the cream. Right. Right. When we're done eating and there's no...

No. You weren't unpleasant to the dinner. I'm just saying at the end, when it was time to go, you were like, it's time to fucking go. Yeah. People struggle to leave places. I don't think it's because they even want to stay. They don't know how to leave.

I love leaving. I just go. Well, all of us hanging out together for a dinner, too. It's like, what are we doing, a free yak? Yeah, right. Sit here for nobody and talk. I got to talk to each other outside of, I know. Side of yakking.

Was that the San Francisco one? Yeah. Yeah. The one, I saw the one that we went to in New Orleans. Jerry Thornton said that was like his one restaurant to go for anyone before they die or whatever. Oh. Gallator's or something. Oh, yeah.

I thought that was really good. Well, that was, we had our own room there and everything. That was absolutely incredible. Yeah, that was the night Dana called me a con-titted pussy. Oh, yeah. Can I bring up a food thing? Yes. This has kind of been on my radar for a little bit.

Nice haircut, Steve. Thank you. Nice. Today, good eye. Thank you. So when we were doing the family feud thing, and it was said, what is the best barbecue side? Stu Feiner, who is great, I like stew.

He, but is a famous restaurant restaurant, like he will go out. He will order tons of food. His number one barbecue side was beans. And ever since then, my antenna has been up. And I noticed he was at the Cubs game the other night at Wrigley. And he had a tweet that said the Cubs food is outstanding. Cubs food at Riggly is terrible. Cubs food is well known to be not very good.

The hot dog is amazing. Yeah, if your hot dog is the best thing. Come on, what are we doing? That's fine. I'm only getting hot. But you go to a white socks game. Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure, sure.

All right, see, here we go. That ice cream stinks. It's oat. It's old. It's old. Yeah. That looks good. Second peanuts.

That's crackers. That's cracker than that. Second Jokin cookie. Fourth diet Coke. Ready to roll. Ready to roll. Yeah. That's been a thing forever.

What? Bad food? Yeah, at Ridley and... Yeah. But I think the hot dogs are so good that I think it's unfair to say Riggily... You can't... Food is bad.

You have to have a caveat or something, though. But the dog is great, but the dog's amazing. But every stadium has a good hot dogs. No. It's not memorable. The hot dogs are just as good at soccer. You know what's good food? The Mets have great food.

The Mets have, I've had some, like, fantastic. The socks have wonderful food. They do. It's not bad. I know. Except hot dogs in the bleachers. That's next level. Why?

But that's just atmosphere. Yeah, right. No, no, no. Hot dogs is an actual, it's a place. It was. Oh, hot dugs? Hot dugs, yes. They used to, like, alligator and shit.

Yeah, they used to be a standard. on Roscoe in California and it was one most popular places in the city and then the guy just closed out of nowhere and he opened one in the Wrigley bleachers huh yeah you know about hot dugs didn't know about hot dogs at all I know he did this yesterday and I think he did it last year too but what do you think about Ian Hap throwing the ball to controversial figure but bleacher Jeff very cool given 300 bucks for beer for the fans very cool what would yeah who would have more guys should do that this was uh maybe Ian Hap's last game with the Cove yeah he did it last year too I think Yeah, but now he's, yeah, he's the longest ten-year-year-old Chicago athlete.

Has a ball player ever done that with his phone number to a hot lady? Yes. Oh, that's the, yeah. Probably, oh, wow. Okay, I didn't notice that. I thought he was just throwing a ball and everybody was going crazy. That is cool. Yeah, that's awesome.

Now, they don't take cash. So I hope. Well, then whoever can just use their card. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know, I know. Bleacher Jeff is controversial. Yeah, he's been, he did a go-fund me. We talked about him when White Sox Dave was on.

They kind of on Bleacher Jeff was the one who got in a beef with the guy who was later A pedophile. Yeah. Well, that doesn't reflect poorly on bleachers. No, no, no. But I'm saying like the first time we mentioned him. He's just kind of like a character who's kind of annoying or? He's a, he's a bleacher bum.

So he's been in there. He goes to every game. And I guess he's controversial because I have another guess and whatever. He started to go fund me to go to the Cubs game in Japan. Okay. last year and then he apparently gets mad if people sit in his seat in bleachers his first comfort serve so if you're sitting in a seat he gets that's that's a little that's a little enjoying yeah does he have an ego well if he can't sit in his seat that's not assigned

is that him in the front that's bleacher jeff why is he burning is burning it apparently for why maybe he wants it not to be in haps last game i assume okay what is that person wearing is that a full cub outfit what is that's a bear up she's number one now yeah yeah she's got to be yep she's wearing a full bear big gap big gap well we can't see i don't like did he burn the ball ed yeah i mean i would have kept it that's really cool even if it's not his last game are any super fans like that well adjusted though no no yeah who we got fireman ed yeah i feel like you also need those people right right characters. Totally. I don't know.

It's good that they exist, but they absolutely love the smell of their own farts. Oh, for sure. Like I said, they're not, they're fans of themselves. Yes. Having that identity. Like, I'm Bleacher Jeff. You're in my seat. That's, that's crazy. The roll call guy for the Yankees. Oh, yes. Nets have the guy covered in pins. They have a pin guy.

Like Flair. He's always, like, covered in Flair. The Phillies had the peanut call lady who turned out to be a Nazi. Yeah, they always end up being Something's always a little wacky if you dig too deep. The Phillies are the guy that paints his face and has a mohawk. He shows up everywhere. Yeah.

The Raptors, the Indian dude on the baseline, he seems pretty normal, I think. Yeah. The clippers have that guy with the hats. Yeah, every team has its fellows, I guess. Rondland's man. Woo-woo. Rani Woo-woo.

But is Marlins man, do the Marlins have Marlins man? That's the only place I've never seen him, Marlins fans. Is he a Marlins fan or is it just the brightest shirt here? I think he stopped going because they wouldn't give him a discount on season tickets or something. I remember that being a PMT interview with him about it. Didn't he like want to meet personally with Eric Jeter or something? Yeah. Yeah. So I don't think anybody.

Just roll call guy's got to go. Is he what? He's got to go. He's got a go. You're an anti-roll call guy. He's such a gunt. Dork, dude. Compared to the last roll call guy.

Wait, there's been. Hold on. Yeah. It was bald Vinny. for like 20 years. So there's a new roll call guy? And bald viz. He looked like a bald guy named Vinny.

And Bald Vinny would sell shirts outside the stadium to afford tickets to go to the games. Were they bald viny shirts? No, they were like, they were Yankees shirts. And the MLB and the Yankees like sent him like an unlimited amount of cease and assists. So he just was like, I'm not paying for tickets anymore. If you're going to prevent me from making a living, I'm not going to support the team. Fair? So he overturned it to the guy that looks like Clemer.

It's a guy that, no. but he looks like Clemer. You haven't seen the Roll Call guy? I'd like to now. But you just can't tell me it looks like Clemer because I've never seen anybody that looks like Clemer. I've never seen anything that looks like. I hate him.

I hate everything about this. Roll call is like one of the great traditions of the 8th and Sam. And somebody just designates themselves the new Roll Call guy and then that's it. Is it like a fight? How do they decide? How did they pass it down? I don't know. The bleachers in the old stadium where I'm like a lot.

lot like grittier and more hard nose than they are in the new stadium now it's kind of like speaking of stadium food off i guess tj took me to the best one of the best stadium food things i've ever had at the yankee stadium what was it the sandwich low bell steak sandwich three five bucks i think but it was unbelievable i'll be darked yeah where do you think kyle you you know you know you'll know the answer to this where do you think uh which high school in the southeast united states do you believe um where I had the best concession stand food of all time. Collins Hill High School in the Atlanta area.

Close. It's Milton, Florida and Milton, Florida. It's Milton. What they have? They had steak kebabs, and they just, I don't know why, they were just so goddamn good, and I just kept going back. Now, LaRanger High School in Louisiana had good jambalaya, but Milton remains to this day.

Alma mater of Cortland Finnegan, of course. Whoa. But Milton up at the handhandle, yes. You talk to Cortland Finnegan. for a while. And I googled him and I said, where is he from? And it was from Milton, Florida. I was that that's the number one place I ever had fucking beautiful old

stadium that looks like it goes all the way to sky. What area of Florida? It's in Pensacola area. It's up there with the scambia and all those. Milton's probably northwest, northeast of Chaps is from there, right? Chaps a Pace guy. He's getting to do the Duval call at the stadium this week.

Yes. Chapses? He's opening the team runs out. He's getting to Duval. Oh, that's amazing. I said go full Kevin James. Mm-hmm. Oh, they're playing the Patriots this weekend, too. That's right. Mm-hmm.

Wow. It's awesome. I'm happy for all my friends. Yeah. I would say Chaps, number one, Jax fan here. He has to be. Yeah. Anika.

Really? Annaca, who? Jax? You're a co-host. She's... I thought she's from California. She's Arizona, isn't she? No, she's from the Bay Area.

I'm a Jax fan now. No one had tried to get me in on any fandom and chaps told me I should be a Jacks fan. Well, she can't be number one. But I also didn't know. I didn't know you could just... Yeah. That was also...

Wait. It was like 11 minutes ago. That's what I was. TJ, you got your finger on the pulse. Scrolling in there. I hate that I didn't know that. You guys in here? All right.

How about old Dugsy? Oh, yeah. Coach Ducks. Yeah. That motherfucker did he... Was he selling a PCA one of one? See that? Dude.

He's going to get a little. That had to be. What do you think? 40 or 50 grand? I talked to him about it. I know what he was asking for it straight up, but. Is that a secret? Well, no, I think I could say.

You put it on, I believe it's on Golden right now. Yeah, so it's going to go for more, which is smart by him. Do people pay it all straight up, or is it like a payment plan every time? Oh, they'll usually pay it all straight. They have to. Big-time card collectors will just pay it straight up. They'll take this shit to fucking card shows, Danny. They'll do 80-9.

But like does the seller... Oh, 2450. I have it's way off. I had it 50 grand. I mean, there's six days left in this. Yeah. Does the seller usually demand all the money up front? I don't think they have the option not to get the money up front.

I think these auction houses make sure you have to be able to pay it. Jesus, 40. Did you see what these NBA debut patches went for? No. The Cooper Flagg one was the most like expensive card sale. 8 mil. 8 mil? Jesus Christ.

Dylan Harper's over 2 mil. Jesus. Concanipple up there too? Yes. This is just like a pretend game you guys made up. This is crazy. It really is. It really is.

It really is. Just view it as... Like a made up... Yeah. What are we doing? Is it crazy to say that anything that's like worth 8 million isn't expensive for anyone? Anyone in the market to buy something worth 8 million is that's not going to do shit. Anyone who's willing to buy something for 8 million isn't going to be affected in any way.

Yeah. You have to be at such a level that it's just... It's negligible. It's almost like we're the same level collecting cards. I have a threshold that I can comfortably span and they have their threshold. Their is just $8 million. I hate when people ask, like, is that worth it? Yeah.

It depends on how much money you have. And how much you value it. We should talk about our money in units. Oh, yeah, you're right. I do think there are conglomerates that are buying things now, though. Yeah. I feel like the bubble's got a burst, though. It's just like every card that there's.

putting out, they're putting out so many one of ones. The bubble will burst to some degree, but I do think too many people are into it now for it to like fully burn. And kids. Yes. Yeah. They never went away from kids. I don't know how kids afford to be in it, but their dads are in it with them.

See, there's kids rolling around with these suitcases with like a hundred grand. Oh, these kids with Pokemon, man. Yes. I mean, Chay, you love these like the Victor Wemba Nama one where he's just like out in the wilderness. Oh, those are sick. Did you see the Bob Ross cards? Those are cool. I didn't see those eyes.

either. They partnered with the Bob Ross Foundation. The museum's in Indiana, by the way. But it's all little Bob Ross paintings of the players. That's an amazing one. Oh, these are them. Yeah, I think this one's cool. I like this. I don't like their sticker on us, though. Bob Ross got fucked. He's big time dead.

What do you mean he got fucked? He got fucked on a lot of his money. No way. Well, he didn't really get iconic legend status. Well, he already had it, but he didn't get, he wasn't monetizable until after he was dead, right? Yeah, but he signed a bad deal somewhere along that. His family didn't even get the money right yeah like it was it's actually a sad story about Bob Ross's so somebody was a good painter

so somebody end up buying his estate and now they're making the money off of it think so but i don't know for sure so don't quote me looking at it shout out p-pod the girl i'd like to think bob ross was just happy making his paintings anyway yeah but like if someone else gonna profit off him yeah was he married did he have like i don't know anything about bob ross's family receives no money from anything with his name and likeness because it was actually under the control of a net and Walt kowalski his former business partner. Additionally, his son Steve was unable to paint professionally for many years because he feared getting sued by the Kowalski.

Holy shit. That does suck. There you go. Do they run his museum too? That does suck. Was that 20 years ago or did I see? What does he from 2008? That's a shame.

Poor Bob. Poor Bob. I mean, was he still wealthy? It was on PBS, right? Like, they couldn't have been. Yeah. And he died pretty. I don't know.

You think he was ever a millionaire? No. Don't tell me that. What? I think he was getting like screwed from the start. But again, like. But what about selling his paintings? Have you ever seen somebody and say I have a Bob Ross hanging in my house?

No. No. No. As a Bob Ross hanging? How much is a Bob Ross painting? He probably did a ton. Because I feel like that would be fun for somebody to have in their house and be like, guess what this is? An original Bob Ross?

Like that'd be cool as fuck. I agree. But I've never, never. You think when he got done painting it, the people that controlled him just walked in, like, took the painting and took it away from him he never saw it again probably or do they like whitewash it so he just had to paint they just had one canvas but i know a big thing was like uh like bob ross lunch boxes and all the license shit yeah he didn't see it done i believe god damn i think there's like a curse on white guys from the 70s with fuzzy hair uh who the other richard simmons oh yeah his he had a business

partner fuck him over too i think he's like alive no he just died he was a hermit for a while or he nobody saw him for a year But now he's officially dead. He was a legend on the Howard Stern show. He was a legend on whose lines anyway. Yeah. He maybe has the best moment in the history of the show. Wrong.

Who has a better moment than Richard Simmons? Backseat boys? Oh, you're a celebrity guest or? No, I was saying when Collins said, human toasters. What human to to to. That was my favorite one. Well, it's not better than Richard Simmons. It looks like the.

He was always great. He was a list. I liked the human. I liked the human. I think Richard Simmons is the number one whose line moment. Then Backstreet Boys when Backstreet Boys? Backstreet Boys? That was very, very high

up there. They tour a lot and they come through Waukegan, which is they got a theater of in Waukegan. And every single time I look, I miss him by like a week. And I want to go see him. It'll be Colin and Ryan and then Brad Sherwood and then maybe Chip Esten. It's never the whole group. I don't think Wayne goes out with them.

But Colin and Ryan go out together and Colin and Brad go out together. But I don't think they do the whole group anymore. I'm talking about whose lines anyway. Oh, I was like, backstreet, what the fuck? What are you talking about it? Backstreet Boys. Backstreet Boys is simply referring to a time on whose line where a Colin is saying something.

And he said, it's what an owl says. Yeah, an Arctic Turn. What sounds is Arctic Turn making? He goes, Backstreet Boys? And what Ryan was looking for was Al and who. Anyway, you can't explain it. Good show. Very good show.

Were you not to whose line, gal? I was. That seems like it should be up there. I was. I liked the props. Anytime props are involved. That was very silly. When Ryan busted his head on the glass, when he was Drew's desk.

Yeah. It was a party quirk game. And Ryan's thing was he keeps getting his head velcroed to things. And he ran up to Drew's desk and he broke the light and he broke the. Oh, I don't remember that. Oh, that was a big moment for. Dude, on that. note, I hope Caratops doing better.

I know. From what I heard, his act was actually like really funny. He was a, he was a celebrity guest on the dozen. Yeah. Really cool guy. He was a nice guy. Here he's the nicest guy. Niceest guy.

Yeah. And like you said, his act is lauded as fantastic. Yeah. But he became, people make such a joke of him. And I don't, yeah. Also, was he not fucking, like, ripped? I feel like he was ripped. Yeah, he was ripped.

Why do people make fun of him? I don't know. I don't know why it was just luck. I think it's because he was dependent on props, but it was very creative and clever. Yeah. Are we allowed to talk about what happened to us, T.J. If you'd like to.

It's a developing situation. So this is going to be interesting. I don't know which level of anger to reach or if you just throw your hands up. Right now, last week, we signed, I would say, $200. 50 yak cards each. Yeah.

That's a conservative guess. It took me a couple of hours. A lot were personalized. A lot were personalized. A lot of messages. We got one of ones, five and five, ten of tens. All those. We signed them and it was very big.

And we had to, they made this big deal. You got to be done by Monday. Got to be done by Monday. And I came in, Monday, did it. They're lost. They're gone. They're all gone. Somebody sent them off to the card company or the

whatever company that was next, maybe the packing company, and they didn't overnight them, and they are lost. They are gone. FedEx does not know where they are. Oh, FedEx doesn't know. Nobody knows. All of the cards are gone. And how many were there, T.J?

Total? A few hundred. There's got to be more than... Hey, they're all gone. They're gone. They're out in America. Jay, gone. It took me two sittings.

CJ, I ain't signed a shit. I like really, I wanted to like everyone. To make them unique and I was trying to think of cool stuff. It was drawing pictures. Can I say this, though? What a come up for whoever finds. They're not going to know. They're not going to know.

They're not going to know. What is this? Who do I sell this to? Who are these dudes? Why are their Nazi moustaches on half? Yeah. Have you heard of that guy who like hid Pokemon cards somewhere in like, and he's like a treasure map? But those are Pokemon cards.

Yeah, I know. But still. Ours have no value. Not yet. They definitely have value. Do you remember after we did it last time, there was like a big resale on eBay? But ours only have value to yak fans. And if a yak fan isn't the one that finds them, then it has no value.

Well, they can sell it to a yak fan, but yeah. They got to recognize it first, I guess, but you could do some Googling and figure it out. Now, when a package gets lost, do they have a warehouse? Like when things get lost in the airport and there's like a lost things warehouse. Could have fallen off a truck? I was going to say, I explained to me like I'm five how we have no idea where it is. Getting it off the airplane, it could have fell off the container. We know, like, where it made it to.

We can probably guess, like, at which point it got lost. And then from there, wouldn't you just contact the delivery driver? FedEx even has, like, they send you emails keeping you up. Who can we blame? I think they're having troubles getting FedEx to give them any answers. Our merch people are trying to talk to FedEx every single day and just not really getting any answers from them. Has Big Cat threatened to skull fuck them yet?

I don't know if he knows. I was made aware about it about like an hour ago. Okay. Interesting. Or they're gone. Was the FedEx guy a yak fan?

And now he's sitting on it. Well, it was just a box. Someone out there. Someone's going to get the pass from Zai out there. Yeah. You don't know the wrong person. Get it. The past falling in the wrong hands.

I stole the box. That would have been a great time to say it. Yeah. You just whip it out Well, dang Yeah, so I guess we'll have to get more printed And more sent to us if we don't DJ, anything?

What do we do? We just wait? They'll try and figure it out And they're gone. Next option would be re-signed. Which isn't the worst inconvenience in the world, but it is slight. It's a slight.

waste of your guy's time. What's the price tag on that, TJ? I have no idea. Well, we, yeah. Have you guys ever heard about that guy who hit two million dollars worth of the treasure chest across the nation? No, no. His name is John Collins Black.

He hid five treasure chest. Filled with what? One has, one is called the Pokemon box. It has one of the original Charzards, I believe. And it's just... Wait, they're still out there? Yes. And he gives...

All of them? Yes, and he gives clues. A few may have been found. but he gives clues in the book. It's cool. Across the nation you could try and find them. Whoa. Yeah.

Huh. Was this like a year or two ago? Good video. I don't know exactly. Someone was telling me about this, but this kid told me his dad like swears he knows. A book to solve the largest national treasure hunting history. This is a great idea by him, by the way.

Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Do you have to buy the map, or is it available for anyone to just start looking? I think you have to read the book, and then it gives you clues in the book. Is there a spark? And a few?

been found? I think so, but I'm not sure. Look that. That's real life treasure. I have an update to my, I have a list. I've, like, you get to the gate to heaven, you get to ask a few questions, you know? I've always said I'd like to be shown the moments I was closest to death in my life and didn't know it. Like, oh, if you had left the house a minute earlier, you were going to get hit by this, like, stuff like that, you know what I mean? Or like your plane had this screw loose. Like, I would like to see how close, like, oh, you were within. Yeah. I would also like to know, like, was there. every time I was out hiking and I was

like standing on top of a giant ass diamond or like a or like a big wedding ring floating next to me on the sea floor when I'm boogie boarding or like because I'm always boogie boarding. I would just like to know like my closest calls where you had no idea. Like maybe we've walked by that

treasure chest like out walking. You didn't know it was right there. That's a good one. I don't know. I like that. Hmm. I always wanted to know if I was the first human to step on a piece of ground. I wouldn't know which one could have fucked.

Yeah. Like chicks that were if you would have just asked. Chicks that were willing if I knew what I was doing. St. Peter's like, yeah, it's just Kate. It's not even your wife. Oh, Brandon. Let me just check. Let me just pull something on.

Oh, yeah, just one here. Sometimes it'll do this and just give them out there. Let me try to refresh. Let me reaffree. Okay. I'd like to see like the hottest, like. It always does. the hottest guy that would

that would do me. Don't you kind of want to know those things? Kind of, yeah. I also want to watch all my sports highlights, which wouldn't be a long tape, but I'd like to see that time I came up at 12 years old and hit a ball, you know. Like here's your top five coolest things you've ever done.

Yes. Yep. I'd like to be a watch highlights. Did anyone ever have to read the book, The Five People You Meet in Heaven? Yes. Mitch Album. It was like people that affected your life

or whose lives you affected without realizing, but they had to be ansela. Larry characters in your life. Yeah. Yeah, that is interesting. Scared the shit out of me. What's wrong?

I was stretching and Eddie just tickled the back of my leg. A little possum. You know, there's death hoaxes. Yeah? If the internet was like Brandon Walker died and you were alive, how long would you wait to send out its weight? I'd wait a couple hours. Yeah. I'll let it roll in a little bit.

I think I would be immediate. Just. Just. Just I wouldn't want anybody I know to. What is the most, like, what's the death hoax you think of when you hear about that? What's the most famous death hoax? I feel like there was one a couple of years ago where we did have to wait a while for them to confirm they were alive. Well, that celebrity.

Well, yeah, that was when PMT killed Tim Allen, right? Just got him, I think everybody tweeted, rest in peace, Tim Allen at like 3 a.m. And he woke up to five. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah. Why, what's yours? One I think about, I don't know how much. he was in the news, but obviously Nikki Six from Motley Crew.

I don't remember that. Kickstart my heart is because he was reported dead, and then he, like, made his answering machine, like, I'm still alive. And then people would call him, and then they would find out he was still alive by his answering machine. But that's a pretty recorded message. Yeah, I know.

But people like, yeah, so that's kind of a cool way to be like, yeah. Was it an urban legend that the Oval Teen boy died? I, or like, there was an Ovalteen boy? I think the Ovalteen. The Ovalteen boy died. died in a tragic way. It was one of those scary websites, I think, how he died.

I didn't know that was a real dude. Yeah. Maybe I'm off. I don't fucking know. It's Friday. It's fucking Friday. Okay. I'm going to start that one.

Fuck, dude. I still the fucking old people here. How are you laughing on a day like today? John Gilchrist, the child actor. Little Mikey. Popperocks and Coke. Oh, he's not the oval team boy. I thought it was the Ovalteen boy.

I did hear the Pop Rocks and Coke one. Life cereal, not Ovalteen. Johnny Gilchrist. Johnny Gilchrist. I feel like we're forgetting one, though. Yeah. There was some, was it Gideon Sundback? All right.

Was it? Yeah, I think it was. And what was he again? He invented the zipper. Look at him. I've seen him before. Where? Chugging beers with Dana?

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Best fit, best feel, Ro-back. You're all right, Kay? What did you just do? Just pissing that bottle? It doesn't matter Powder? What's wrong? Dump the whole thing

A sticky powder on my seat It doesn't matter Why you're going to switch it with a guest chair You're like Mr. Bean over here sometimes Everything's falling around on the ground Like you did with your yeast infection Hmm? Yeah people do that

What was that from? I was this I think I was Max's skeleton So my butt crack went up really far. What the fuck are we talking about? That shriek on the chair has been there for a year

and it didn't look like it would be that permanent. It looks like powder. It used to be my seat and I was afraid people would think I had like a yeast infection through my pants. Oh, yeah.

You think people would have thought that? That's got to be a... That's got to be case yeast infection. Well, that's two little lines. I moved it over there. Is that what yeast infections do? No, but there's this story I read somewhere that this woman

was swimming or something and she and then she had to go rock her baby to sleep and she was at someone else's house and she sat in this very expensive chair in a kind of a bathing suit

when she got up the imprint of her vagina was a Tucker Max story and she had to like try to get it steamed out and then the people were like there's a pussy on her chair there's a permanent pussy on our chair I was afraid people think that was like my imprint or something

hey that's it's white they definitely won't think that now So I moved it to another one hoping no one would notice. So you think that crease, TJ, can you cut to it again? You think we would think that's... No, I'm not joking. You dead serious thought we would think that that's... That's got to be your pussy.

That's deer tracks. But time out. Time out. Pretend it's not be, but say you're sitting next to a lady and she gets up and that's on the chair. Is it a little part of being like... But that's so far back to be your pussy. But doesn't your brain say, was that her?

y'all stangs do be like they get creamy but there's some chairs you're ignoring you're right kb they do they do we don't talk about it enough there's a lot of things happening that was an open-ended statement for you to respond it's call in response sometimes like a so a lot of the chairs here have stains because the guys here are gross and they like drop like chocolate and there's like stains and i'm always when i get up out of a chair i'm like people are going to think i have like my period or something. And I feel the need to say to people, by the way, that stain was here before I sat here. So now every time. Oh, wow. Okay. Now it, now it could be. Oh, yeah. Here, wait, T.J., move it over to me. Little wider.

Now you know what it's like. Oh, yeah. It looks like an x-ray of a deer's leg. Look at the next tiny pussy. There's my pussy. Yeah, I guess so. Wait, yeah, it does look. Yeah, it does. I apologize, Kate, look at me. Yeah, you know.

Kate, look at my puss. Over here. Do you feel different? Yeah. Yeah. A little moodier. Shut up. Want to go shopping?

Go ahead. Eat into your mic now and say something unfunny. You can really know what it's like. Yeah, I was a skeleton. Kyle, you left a turd stain Dante's bar. We never talk about it. What?

Yeah, TJ, I sent it to you. What? This past weekend? Yeah, he stood up and ran out and there was a turd stain. Yeah. On the, on like the main bar. It was like, uh, the girls did like a group bachelorette. Yeah.

And, uh, I got photos from it. It was all the girls dancing and Kyle soaking wet in the middle of all of them. You were the only one that got caught in the rainstorm. The only guy there for the time. And I got there. You scurried out with a turd stain. Yeah. Well, I knew I shit, but.

And I knew I, yeah. Yeah, I did. And it went through your pants. I didn't, yeah. That's tough. What was it for real? I don't know. But it was right where your ass was.

Yeah, you do worry about stuff like that, about being accused of a seat stain that's not yours. Right. And I have, I've had a few. times. Not not that. Every time I fill in I got to worry about the yeast seat. It's the yeast seat, but I've had my period through my pants before. Has anybody else stood up and left? And that's all that remained at Kyle. It's barbecue sauce? It looks like there's pee next to it too. Is it why? Is it why? Barbecue sauce? No, it's I did poop. Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't kind of fucking

expose me. I waited. I'm sorry, Kyle. So what is the white substance? Paint? Yes, it's paint. Y'all are being for real? No. Good.

I think it's like, that's like a booth where a ton of people were like standing on it. Yeah, a lot of people were standing. Yeah. We haven't considered just wiping that off? It's paint. So I did it. I painted it on our coffee table, so it's also on our coffee table. You painted what on the coffee table?

The skeleton suit. I extended the ass crack of this skeleton. You know, they sell the black with the bones. Yeah. And I thought. be funny to make the butt crack really big because I think I was Max's skeleton because Max's butt crack's always out. Yeah, yeah. That was the, nobody

got it. But I did it on our coffee table so that like Pussy Mark is also on our coffee table in our house. You have that pussy mark. I've tried to get it off. Yeah, it makes Pat crazy. It's kind of like how the Deutsch paint is still on the gambling cave

couch out there. From when he was a meteor. Oh my God, yeah. I sat in the gambling cave as a meteor. Forever permanent. We are like We are pretty gross Yeah

You walk around and look at the carpets here Yeah It's not great You ever shower And you're like Oh my God When's the last time I scrubbed my hamstrings

I do like There might be a body part I've just been forgetting to wash I would never know Yeah You guys use wash gloves Or lufas I use a rack

Say your hack Kyle It's not a hack I keep getting these cheap Lufas From like Walgreens And they turn

into just meshy old scrolls. No, no, your lufa hack. What? You spray your lufet with cologne. I was lying about that. I thought that was a good tip. It's a good tip. No.

Interesting. I use like a one with like hard bristles. Okay. To scrub. I'm a washcloth. Oh, you really get in there, huh? Like a hard bristle scrub? Yeah.

For your body? That's interesting. When I'm feeling crazy, like I really need a good one, I have the gloves. Whoa. You, you, you wash yourself off. off with gloves? They're like, they're almost like

brillo pads. How dirty you got to be? I don't know. Every now and then, aren't you just like, hey, I need a good scrub? Yeah,

but almost a soak like an exfoliating scrub and it hurts. Like, if I really need a good cleaning, I just stay in the shower longer. Just get hit with water for double the time.

That probably does just enough. Eddie, didn't you use steel wool to you were like 13? Yeah. On your body? Mm-hmm. What? Yeah.

What? Are you all made of aluminum? It gets everything out. Yeah. I can't do this anymore. People think I actually am cyber fucking Gemini. That's a problem. What?

What's cyber Gemini? What's that mean? Last week. He announced he's like kind of into his... Oh, yeah, yeah. They think you're fucking... Clearly kidding. And they're like, dude, that's fucking crazy.

Isn't that clear? I believed it. Guys can't joke anymore. I don't know what's real right now. But dudes are so... you know how sometimes the train will be like your next stop is Rosemont. I bet you dudes have like fantasized and jerked off to like a transit voice. What are you talking about?

Man. I'm just saying. What did that come out? Ed is like his like Siri voice. And then other people. There's other guys like you. I'm just saying there's guys that hear a voice and then they start thinking. And I like bet you money.

There's like people that have gotten off to like the transit voice. But he said he wasn't like that. And then you're doubling down saying this is, Eddie, it's okay that you're like that. If he has to double down. I'm just clarifying. I never doubled down. Okay. Because people,

is the voice attractive? Yeah. She's good. Ed. Next stop, Rosemont. Next stop. Clark and Lake.

I just, you know. A lot of damage was done on that Levy Dun card for me. Well, that was, that was perverted. But you're acting like I follow Ian and Kai's pizza. What is that? What the fuck is happening?

The fact that you even know Ian and Kai's pizza is a part. Well, that's what I'm saying. Nick makes me out to be there. What's Ian and Kai's pizza? It's less of a pizzeria. You're aware? More of one ass. What?

What does that mean? It's a scenic overlook for an ass. What? Oh, Eddie. I see. I still don't get it. You're reckless. So it's a pizza.

this Instagram account. Oh, okay. Okay. I've only read hit pieces about it in text. Okay. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Does anybody

we work with like any of these? Please find out. We got to see Like by Riggs. I saw, I know a few people follow it. What? Eddie, you. Eddie, you were aware of it.

You knew it pretty well. Brought it up on. And Kyle, you were right with it. I've been saving that one for a while. I thought it would be funny. But, yeah, I don't follow it. Does Gemini know about this? I'll let her know now.

I feel guilty. So I didn't know, I didn't know Ian and Kai's pizza. Give me another thing that I might know. Like that. You don't have any idea? No, I'd just been man to slide that in at some point to work away. I'm glad you were aware of that. I wasn't.

Where's it located? I guess because it's an epidemic. Maybe not an epidemic, but it's prevalent amongst specifically pizzerias. To get one ass? They film one female employee's ass making the pizza. Over and over. Yes. It's a marketing tech, and I heard it works.

Is Ian and Kai's pizza? Can we go to the Yelp reviews of Ian and Kai's pizza? Pretty good. Where's Jensen Beach? Down by Stewart. Oh, okay. Pretty good. They have Chicago-style pizza.

Huh. Ed, you know a lot. Well, that's why it popped up with my algorithm, Nick. Huh. Oh, all Chicago-style pizzas get to your algorithm? That's exactly why it popped up with my algorithm. That's why. They're just raiding the ass.

Came for the ass tape for the pizza. Yeah, I mean, I'd look around a different pizza restaurant. You're a sick puppy, Ed. are you're twisted listen I've been you guys do the same shit I used to work at a 50s diner and what? No

they do they were a little surprised that wasn't my point my point was it thought it would be a good joke sorry you don't say everybody else on here jokes you don't joke not a lot of joke got it Eddie I don't know where you're coming from today

yeah never mind you're just a little horned up Do you want to go to Ian and Kai's? I mean, the pizza looks good. Sure, I'll go. Are you going to check to see what day she works? No. That's a bridge too far.

You know, Jeff D. Lowe got into the Pokemon game. I saw that. Do you see how he's showing his cards? I had to text him. He bought a light box to photograph his products so he can share them. What is a light box? It makes your... Look how beautiful his...

Oh, it's back. It's a box filled with light. It's backlit? For all of his products. he uh he sent to photograph his like physical media that looks beautiful yeah i want to tour his room so bad i know all his gadgets yeah has he decided on what phone he wants with the keyboard i was thinking the other day i wish i could have like it was just a basic flip phone that only does just phone calls yeah but that it was also like they were a pair like i could choose

which one I wanted to grab. So I'm saying I'm out with my kids or whatever. I just take the flip phone. So you have that one for the internet and the flip phone for calls? Yes, but it would be under the same thing. You know what I'm saying? So one is like bricked when you have the other one? Yeah.

That's cool. Yeah. I bet you that's coming. We can make that happen. I have the brick, but I've never used it. We can get that for you. I've had it for like a year. Chey, Planet Fitness, right?

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My personal trainer starts with me Monday in our Planet Fitness. so it is i'm excited he'll uh he'll uh he'll be in here to help me uh or nine a m monday monday what's his name roald jeremiah deutch no way oh oh deutch dutch body by deutch he's gonna come up to your house oh he's coming in here oh here yeah here we're gonna we're gonna he's gonna whip me into shape he is jacked yeah he told me i he told me i he told me i better eat whatever I want this week because I can't eat Monday or I can't eat what I want Monday. Is he back yet? Yeah, he's probably flying right now.

Yeah. Because he's, well, he said 7 a.m. Germany time. So he's probably back, yeah. Probably asleep. Any big weekend plans? Go to a high school football game tonight. Me too, Ed. Let's go.

I'm going to see the Seacoits play. It's homecoming. Play lakes. That's our arch rival. Who are you going to see? St. Pat's first Notre Man, our rival. That seems like it's probably two good teams.

Yeah. You know where I want to go. I want to go to a game at Lane Tech. Really? Why? I've heard it's like the stadium that all the teams use, and sometimes it like packed to the brim. It's like a giant, it's a whole to do.

I've heard it's like Chicago Friday Night Football. If you're in the city and you don't want to go too far, it's like. Yeah, I mean, it's close. It's a cool stadium, but. How far out is, where's the game you're going to? This one is in Niles. Do you see Jungle of Nile shut down? I want to go.

They moved, right? They did, but I don't know if it's going to be as crazy as the other. Really? Will you take me to win this? It's the best door in the world. This year? It's like, uh... Tonight's the one.

God, I've already committed to going to the one I'm going to. But this is the one. Yeah, but I'm already committed. Can't go. But I want to go later. I wish I could go tonight. Okay. Like this, you could ask Danny.

This is the one, Brandon. This is the one, it's worth skipping whatever you're doing. But there was. I'm going to a game with my kids. There will be another of the one. There will be. Yeah, next year. But they'll be okay once this year.

Okay. But this one's going to be good. Who's the better team? I don't know. I mean, when we were there, it was pretty back and forth. The last, like, decade, they've, like, beat our ass. Okay. And I think we're a little better this year.

So we shall see. Well, good luck. Good luck. Thank you. All right, TJ. you want to spend the wheel Nick what are you doing I want to play World Warcraft

with Tim Woods I did last night I'm gonna do it again tonight Holy shit Virtually yeah That sounds pretty awesome Yeah

and then I'm gonna I've been eating these chips You want a chip recommendation Yeah Graza spicy Caesar chips Best chip I've ever had Raza's spicy Caesar chips Or zesty Caesar

That sounds good with a pickle brand You're gonna see prom time With Stephen Chessie on Monday. Really? Yeah. That's awesome. I'm excited for that.

Rick saw last night, which is crazy. We saw it after Thursday night football. Just crazy. Can I go? Can I go? Okay. Monday? Yeah.

Yes, let me look at showtimes for around here. All right. Anybody else, Kyle? Yeah, I do want to see that movie. I was it and evil was really good, by the way. Was it? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I watched Bejohn Robinson last night. That is a move. That was my first time attentively watching him. Yeah. He had me at his mercy. Yeah. He's unbelievable.

Is that how he typically plays? Yes. He should be the face of league. I got to start watching him. He had a bad game Sunday, which meant he was obviously going. Breath taken. Yeah. He was, he's unbelievable.

He operates at a different speed and he, he, that skill set could translate to the battlefield. Imagine him running around. No one could shoot him in the head. Have you never, uh, attentively watched Jemir Gibbs? that would be the next not really attentively focus your eyes on Jemir Gibbs too

because what I saw from that's about one yeah I'm like am I a running back guy I think they're above everybody as far as just your eyes can't leave them agreed minty's not wearing his boot

and he wants everybody to know about it okay side note fun weather not fun weather watch we got a noreaster hitting the east coast nobody not hitting anybody else's algorithm We're in Chicago.

There was fist fights of people trying to get off the Intucket the other day. Really? Ferrys are done. People were trying to get on a freight boat. It's just a rainstorm, right? No, I don't know. I don't know. What's a nor...

It's a tropical storm that originates from the northeast instead of the... Oh, I see. I always thought a nor'easter was a blizzard. Remember the perfect storm? The boat movie? Yeah. That was a nor Easter. Okay, I didn't know.

I thought that was a hurricane... Oh, maybe. That they got too far out and a hurricane got between them. I think it was a nor'easter. Okay. Maybe I'm wrong. How often did that happen? All I know is, like, in the Philly suburbs when I was a kid, they would make it all the way into there, and it was a big deal, but it fucks the coast up, like from...

Oh, I didn't know. From the main down to... It's the equivalent of a tropical storm, but it's not tropical. So I assume Sandy was a nor'easter. No, that was her came. That one came out from... Anyway, for hold the weather heads out there. I'm in that way shortly.

I'll give you a live weather report, Kit. Thank you. Uh, spin the wheel. All right. See you Monday. Love you guys. Have a good weekend.