The Yak - KB Survived a HORRIBLE Incident at the Outer Banks | The Yak 7-12-23

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

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Look at all those people. Hey, do you get mad when I say boys? No, not at all. Because I do consider you one of the boys. I feel like, for the most part, that's the boys. Because I don't like saying boys and girls. No, I don't. Boys. It's the point. Is that like saying boys and girls is like... No, I don't... Boys.

It's the boys. We're the boys. I've been using your pregnant room. Oh, the pump room. Lovely. There's a pump room? Dude. It's my favorite.

Chicago office might need one. I'm just throwing that out there. It is delightful. It's so peaceful. I used to spend the whole day in it. What is the etiquette update on breastfeeding in public? Can't do it. You can do it.

I just started doing it eventually. But you just can't be in your face about it, or you can. You can. I think it's one of those things that you're allowed to do it, but you have to offer some. Right. You know what I mean? To others?

Yeah, right. To babies? Right. Or to other men. Yeah. to do it but you have to offer some right you know what i mean to others yeah right right yeah or to other men yeah yeah you want a little you want a little sip and that always just i always re-remember that and it's crazy yeah i think it depends too if you have like a great set of big naturals everyone what is the science behind that you're like me. People are like oh. Rico's here. I gotta eat. Yo what's up? It's meeting day. Yeah.

How you feeling? I'm alright. I think it's just a freeing also by the way this is the first time I'm wearing shorts. I'll address this now. I've never

shown my legs. If you look there's some shit going on. Yeah what? It is what it is. Can I ask? Well listen at this point you got burned. Oh that's cool shit going on. Yeah, what? It is what it is. Can I ask? Well, listen, at this point, you got burned.

Oh, that's cool. Thanks, Dan. Way to fucking. Can I ask how? I don't want people to be like, oh, Rico, you got some kind of leprosy or something. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, that's the first. You got burned trying to save a person's life.

Right. That's cool. Pretty fucking badass. Yeah. I didn't, I forgot to tell you, I got bit by a shark in the Otter Bank. Wait, what? I completely forgot to tell you. That was by a shark in the Otter Bank Wait what? I completely forgot to tell you Rico you shut up with your story

Fuck you What have I ever done? I got bit by a shark I've done a lot of fucked up things I don't think I ever did a bad thing to you That was awesome What is that shit? You know him real well.

Like, is this just going on forever? Tell him to chuck bite. Just stop talking. Let the victim speak. You know how you hear stories, people get stabbed, they didn't even know because, I guess, adrenaline? I didn't even feel it. A large chunk of my rib, like, this rib area just came right off. You did such a lot.

Oh, my God. That was so fucking good. That was was my thorn not the mosquito bite shark what about the shark attack i uh i gotta share uh i was in chicago yesterday i had two things happen on consecutive flights that i want you guys to tell me what I should have done. So the first was going to Chicago, had the woman next to me eating shrimp and

fish. Hot shrimp and fish. Hot shrimp and fish. Aided her. Oh, for three with that. But I think she kind of redeemed herself because when we were about to land, we're 500 feet from landing. We're still in the air.

She stood up and opened the overhead compartment and started to get ready to get off the plane. Power move. And I was like, I've never seen anything like it. So I think she was that chaotic crazy. And then last night. First class. If she finished the meal, that's kind of a knock. She finished it as well. And then last night I sat down

and before we took off, the guy next to me spilled an entire glass of white wine in my lap. I don't know what you're supposed to do in that situation. It could have been worse. Could have been red, stained. Could have been red. Was he like super apologetic? He was. But I also like

I had a moment where I was like, should I should I escalate this? But then you have to sit next to this person for two hours. Yeah. Oh, you were sitting next to him? Yeah. That's way worse for him, I think. Yes, I've spilled on people just once.

I spilled it. That would have just ruined me. I did that once on a flight and wanted to die the whole rest of the flight. You're not covered in wine. I smelled like wine. The smell is the problem here. You're in first class, right? Yeah.

Is that a regular occurrence in first class? Because you get served booze before the plane goes off, right? Yeah, I don't think it's never happened to me before spilling. And then he even got another glass of white wine halfway through the flight. And he was like, if it's okay with you. And I was like, dude, leave me alone. That's when you got to start cracking skulls. Did he offer to buy a drink?

No, it's first class. He has to offer you something. Okay. Yeah, you're in a pickle there. Right in my lap. Couldn't have been more like of a direct. You know when you get like a little spill and you're like, oh, I survived that one? This was a kill shot.

I'm trying to think like what he could have done. Offer to pay for the Uber, home. Wait, is first class open bar the whole time? Yes. Really? Really, I would have just been like, I'm sorry. Really? I'm not going to be like, let me follow you out to the...

No, there's nothing. He played it well. I think I played it well. There's nothing. All I did was basically like, it's okay, man. What about this? His next wine, he spills it all over himself. I love that.

I should have gotten wine. I should have gotten wine and spilled it on him and been like, yeah, see, not so fun. Fuck. Like the old Jerry Seinfeld when the telemarketers call. He's like, how about I call you at home while you're eating dinner? I'll see how you like it. Reverse it. Steven, you didn't know that first class has free drinks?

No, I thought you got a courtesy one to start, like a champagne. You get it the whole time. I don't really take advantage of it, so I don't like drinking and flying. I don't either, but you could just get hammered. Correct. People do. A lot of people do. I drank

once on a plane, and it was when me and Francis flew first class. And as soon as we landed, I had a throbbing headache the entire day. It's never worth it. It's not good. I've only gotten Economy Plus twice. First time, had to move. The guy next to me smelled too much like cigarettes. Had to move.

Moved to the back. And then the most recent one, flight got canceled. So couldn't do it. Damn. You got to get you an economy plus. I know. Yeah. Sitting in coach, like a skill.

Coach is the best. You got to always fly coach. Yeah. I wish I could. You should always fly the worst airlines. I kind of wish. Oh, genuinely. Like, if you look at, like, okay, this flight on Delta,

coach is $700 one way, and then you go to Spirit and it's like $30. It's like the same thing. Eh. If you're in coach, it's not that much different. Spirit is. Sleeping is the tough part. And Spirit is just a disaster.

See, I embrace. They have a lot of money doing it. Spirit is Spirit. I like the chaos. You like it? Yeah. I feel like I belong there. I've only flown Spirit in the South.

It does. I like being in a group of people that are on edge at all times. I just blogged to fight the guy. He wouldn't let the guy back into the window seat. Fist of cuffs. Really? Yeah, it's nuts. Yeah, they tie you up quick.

It's great. Yeah, they do. Talk back twice, you're tied up for the rest of the flight. Kicked someone off of my plane the first time. I don't even know what she did. It was like a TJ situation. Yeah. She just was gone before we can go.

What a wild move to kick someone off the plane for having a stomach ache. Yeah. No. I guess they wanted me to throw up all over the place. Or they didn't want you. Well, it's because I got up that they kicked me off. Oh. If I just sat there and we took off and then I threw up one second over the place. Or they didn't want you. Well, it's because I got up that they kicked me off. Oh. If I just sat there and we took off and then I threw up one second into the flight.

That would have ruled. Oh, that would have been the worst. I'd rather have someone spill three glasses of wine on me. Yeah, it's like an ultimate nightmare. Yeah. As any puke situation on a plane ever. Yeah, I puked once on a plane. It's tough.

I puked once on a plane because we were going on vacation when I was maybe like 15 or 16 years old. And I ate like a 20 milligram cookie and just puked everywhere. Puking has me like praying to God. Oh, yes. Moses. Laying on the ground. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll try it all. Laying on. Yeah. I puked in an Ikea once. What? Yeah. In the bathroom or like? Oh, just the showroom. Ikea once. What? Yeah. In the bathroom or like? Oh, just the showroom.

Oh, wow. What? Blue. When you're young, you just kind of, it just had to. Oh, no. Oh, I wasn't young. Don't puke. How old were you?

I was like shopping for an apartment. Oh. For my apartment. What is it? What did you do then? I just like, I asked. I was like, hey, I puked. Like walk away. Just deny that shit. When was this? hey, I puked. Walk away. Just deny that shit.

When was this? They didn't have the cameras. I was afraid people would think it was fake cardboard and try to flip it or something. Did you try and nestle in between couches or something to hide? Or you just were like... I puked. You must have been the most pathetic looking guy ever. Just like self-report your puke in an Ikea? Yeah, I guess so.

Like, excuse me, I just puked. Especially when you're sick. When you're sick, you can feel the throw-up coming on for 30 minutes in advance. Oh, it was one of those? Yeah. Where you're sick and you don't even realize how sick you are. You just puke? That's crazy.

You get car sick as kids? I get car sick now. That's the least manly thing in the world. I think it's one of those things now from driving. I haven't been in the backseat of a car, and I was in the backseat for a long trip and got car sick again. I was like, oh, shit. I used to get car sick all the time. The barstool bus on the way to the city, I went to the very back, and I was like, oh, I'll nap in the back while it was moving.

And I felt like my eyes were rolling around in my head. This is when you saw Stephen Chase cock? No. No, this was before that. That also made me sick in a different way. By the way, Stephen Chay, I got to tell a Stephen Chay story real quick. So today is meeting day. I don't know why today became meeting day.

We just had a full company meeting, like 400 people. Crazy to see everyone. There's so many people here. But before that, we had a Chicago meeting And Hank was leading it And at the end KB and Kate Actually everyone can attest to this Steven tried to start talking to us Like he was the boss

Instant rage It was the most uncomfortable I think I've ever felt He was like If you guys have content ideas You can come see me. One thing to look out for. I actually, Sass and Rico,

I'm not lying, they can back me up. I just was like, what are you doing? And I said that in the middle of me. I was like, Steven, what are you doing right now? He was silent the whole way. That was my meeting. Wild move. Oh my God.

It was. He's drunk with power. Check the calendar. What was the line particular thing? It doesn't mean it was your meeting. I made the deck.

That doesn't mean it was your meeting. It was Hank and I's meeting and we were going through it. He was going to take the first half. I was going to take the last two slides

and then when I started talking you were like, why are you speaking in that voice? Yeah, you did. You started speaking in concerned dad voice to all of us. Do the voice or do I? I think it's just my normal voice. What did he say at the very end?

What was it that he said? He asked if the new Chicago office, what did he say? Yeah, a new landmark, because his first slide was Chicago. Now, is this going to be the new landmark? Yeah, a media landmark. A media landmark. I his first slide was Chicago. Oh, that was a new landmark. Now, is this going to be the new landmark? Yeah, medium landmark. Yeah, NDA. A media landmark. So I ripped the business landmark.

I ripped the... Yeah, no, and Stephen Shea does it, and it makes me want to puke. We're trying to reinvent the wheel. We want to put a pin in this, and we'll break bread on that. I've never felt... I'm happy everyone else... I think I took a good vibe of the room that everyone felt as uncomfortable as i did because steven talking to us like that was like it was like it was it was a little bit demeaning he was like if you have any content ideas come to me and we'll bounce it back and

forth right it was it was almost like if you had to if i had to like describe a nightmare that i had it would be that steven is now all of our bosses and talking to us like that at all times. My new job is in addition to content, I am working with Hank and sales and marketing to relay all this stuff. So, I mean, infer what you want, but a lot of these ideas will be going through me at some point. Oh, no. Love it. I don't think content ideas should be... He's just the king.

...one who's not in content. Well, he's been in content. I am in content. He's been in content as long as Big Cat. Yeah. Right? 10, 15 years? How long you been in, Steven?

Since 2018. Full-time or... I mean, I've been doing the Yak since 2018. 17? Three years. 17? Six years served. Five years served.

January 17, 2018. It's a lifetime. Yeah. Yeah? Just don't do that voice ever again. I want to hear it. No, it's just a serious talking voice. You can do that voice to other people.

No, you can't. No, actually, no. I don't want to wish that on anyone. Are you going to shoot shit down? Yeah, are you going to be like, that's not electric? Are you going to bring some weak shit in my house? If I bring something to you and you say that's not funny, I'm going to kill myself. It'll be a murder-suicide.

You'll kill me first, and then you'll kill yourself. No, I'm here to facilitate all the ideas. You're going to come over to my desk and be like, Stephen just did the tone with me, and I'll just pull a gun out and just be like, go ahead, let's do it. What about a Madden game where you have to, the goal is to lose by the least amount of points possible? Ooh. And you're playing to lose?

Yeah. You have to lose by, like, one. You lose by one, you win. Yeah, that's how you win. You just miss a PAT. It already feels like you're not getting it. You're talking about anyone getting this? This isn't going to work, Stephen, if you can't understand this.

It's a streaming idea. Is this for me or the stream? It's an idea. Hey, you're the idea. We're pitching ideas to Che. Yeah, he's our boss. I mean, yeah, if you think that's going to work, let's try it. And we'll talk about what times are available and how often you can do this.

This is the problem with me and Steven's relationship is that, like, 90% of the time that he comes up to me and says something, I'm, like, half listening because I'm like, I trust him. I do trust him. But he'll come and say, like, oh, I'm thinking about doing this, this, or this. I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's cool. And then we get to a point where he's like running a meeting. And I'm like, how'd this happen?

And he's like, well, you said that this was okay, and I hate myself. Yeah. You okayed my title. I know. This is all my fault. I created this monster. Picking up a title is good, too. Yeah.

I did that once. Power broker? That. But before I got squeezed out of CYO, which I'm not allowed to talk about, I made up director of game operations. Oh. So, like, anything going on, I was running. I like that.

That would be like if, I guess it wouldn't happen in CYO, but if a rim got off kilter, you'd have to. No, that's not. I was not the janitor. Fundraising. What were some of your part-time jobs growing up? Target. Worked in sports for a little.

Did you ever get fired? Yeah, once. For what? From where? Did you ever leave for another job? Yeah, Dan, it's past life. Oh, okay. Want to hear about the firing?

Yeah, yeah. Let the guy talk about the shock story. Now we're not letting him talk? Okay. All right, go, go, go, go. Roll. Go back on the bridge. It was a...

All right, so I knew I was going on the fire department, so it was like a hold job, and it was a raise from where I was doing transportation logistics, and they were like a startup and they basically long story short they moved like two truckloads a day so take it from a guy who had 25 a day and you were busy all day i was like bored i was sitting there just like knowing i'm leaving like whatever and like i tell these they'll be like how much is it going to be to move this from florida to here i'd be like it's gonna be this much they're like well the only way we go in is if we go in at a loss.

And, like, I used to make money. I'm like, you can't go in at a loss. Then they would get mad at me that it costs too much. I'm like, you can't have it both ways. So the guy, like, the final straw is the guy kind of talked to me like a child, which that's my big pet peeve. So I was on the phone, and I, like, stood up. And I was like, don't talk to me like a child.

Don't talk to me like a child. And the next week I came in up and I was like, don't talk to me like a child. Don't don't talk to me like a child. And the next week I came in and I was locked out of the system and they were like, hey, we're going to meet over here. And, you know, we're going to like to upset. Yeah, we're going to like separate and you got to like we're going to go separate ways. All right. Just as long as you put it on paper, we went on separate ways. It was like a hugging situation. And then you said you didn't. Right. Yeah. It was like as long as so it was a mutual parting of ways. Yeah, it ways. Yeah. It was like a hugging situation. Yeah. And then you said you didn't. Right, yeah.

It was like as long as, so it was a mutual parting of ways. Yeah, it got, yeah. Diego, you want me to say his full name? Yeah, absolutely. Social? Sure. Nah, I don't want to say his full name. He does like real estate in Florida.

He's a scumbag. Is that Carl Nassib? Yeah. What is, does he work here now? I don't know. He's been here for the meeting. Yeah, because I kind of gave him a what's up, and he was like, what's up?

Like, I'm work here now. Do you want to grab him? Is he work here now? Back to do some stuff. I don't know when. Syracuse, right? And the Bills. Is he the Bills backup?

Holy shit, is that Nate? And Nate's here. Oh, back from the poker tournament I threw oh no who's he talking to there was a bunch of very professional looking men in the waiting area what was that all about

we walked by yeah I saw that when I walked in yeah very fancy looking people Very professional looking men in the waiting area. What was that all about? We walked by. Yeah, I saw that when I walked in. Yeah. Very fancy looking people. Does Carl Nasson work here now? I don't know. I don't know.

You just said put it on my desk. Carl, what's up? Come on in. He does work here. What's going on? Carl Nasson. Former NFL player. Still playing? Un spit out my gum. Former NFL player. Still playing? Unemployed.

Unemployed NFL player. That's okay. I'm officially old. Turned 30. That's not old. Back in April, yeah. Do you work here now? I have an apartment in the city.

Do I have to put these on? That wasn't an answer to the question. Oh, you mean work at Barstool? Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, because when I walked down, you gave me like a what's up, like you work here, and then I just heard you say put that on my desk. No. I saw you walk in, and you say yo, and then I turned, and then there was somebody much shorter.

Rico, yeah. Got it. My catchphrase. But what about the desk thing that I just heard? They weren't in my periphery. No, my buddy Rick, who who's um talking to mike oh my bad definitely don't work here no i've never uh it's like my third time on podcast i see you guys all the time this is great yeah what's up guys uh all of us so much you want to work here nice to meet you how we doing you're in you can just start showing up

every day i live uh right in Gramercy during the offseason, so it took me like a 15-minute walk. Wait, were you on a team last year? I'm sorry. Yeah, I was on the Bucs. That's right. So are you going to – let's get back on the Bucs. Dude, Bucs are killing it, yeah.

No, they're not. What do you mean? They're not going to be good this year. I'm not. What does the Bucs locker room think of steven chey if anything at all he ever been brought up i mean just this ethereal great guy oh god you know what i mean uh like the best highlights ever you know what i mean just like a real legend over there yeah we appreciate it straight from the source you have no idea what you've done. Yeah, brainwashed.

Wait, so what about when he says the Giovanni Bernard shit? Does Giovanni Bernard say after, like, who the fuck was that guy? No, I've never. Well, we met for the first time a few weeks ago. Yeah, so I never. I don't know too many names. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. But this is sick.

I might have heard it around the hallways. Somebody just a little, a Gia Bonibarana. See? Dude, you look Italian too. So that usually. Oz got his hands right on. You're like, God damn it. It's a genie.

So what do you do? What are you up to? Yeah. Yeah. So I'm here in New York. I started a company that is essentially the LinkedIn of philanthropy. It's called Raise. If you guys ever want to give back or volunteer, you download Raise.

Okay. Yeah, so I'm around the city and working on that as well as kind of staying my ass in shape. I got a business idea for you. Hit me. It's Raise R-A-I-S-E. Close. R-A-Y-Z-E. Okay, because isn't Raise R-

That wasn't close at all. Well, that's how you spell it. You're a dodgy cat. You're a dodgy cat. Wait, but isn't R-A-Z-E? It's anti-smoking. To bring something down, right? To raise a building So we should start one that's raise R-A-Z-E

And we just try to bring charities down Yeah, we always need that adversarial That's a way to get a new story, right? You gotta pin people against each other Go for it, you know It's a solid business idea Doesn't the American Cancer Society make like $100 million And like $8 bucks goes through the actual thing?

I don't know their overhead I don't know their overhead costs. Yeah, I've done a lot of research in the philanthropy industry and it's pretty good. Using the American Cancer Society of fraud. No, I think Chief did. I'll call Chief. There's a lot of like look at the numbers things. Or throw out statements without any facts behind it kind of show. Got it.

Got it. I love that. St. Jude pocketed $2 billion. No, no, no. St. Jude's clean as a whistle. Oh, okay. Don't touch St. Jude. St. Jude's amazing.

We don't touch St. Jude. No jokes. The Jets got introduced as the team for Hard Knocks today, but Carl is actually one of the breakout stars of Hard Knocks Cleveland. Do you remember that? Yeah. Was it Compound Interest? Yeah, dude. They made me sound so dumb on that thing.

I still get stopped for that. Can we watch that, TJ? Can you find that clip? It's good, man. You never live those things down. At least you can't be like our friend Jared Goff who had that whole stretch where he was like, so wait, where does the sun rise

from? And he's like, is that east or west? And he was on Hard Knocks. I don't even remember that. The first time I ever watched Hard Knocks, I was on Hard Knocks. So I never watched it. But yeah, man, financial validity is great for you young football players out there. Yes. So wait, do we have any calls?

Camp's coming up. Oh, you got to figure it out. I was actually thinking about that walking over here. I was like, I wonder if I got any calls lately. So I got to check in. I'm old, man. You know, I turned 30 and like six days later, somebody wrote an article like, Carl Nass is on the wrong side of 30.

He's not getting any faster. And I was like, bro, you couldn't give me a week into my 30s? It was Nate that wrote that. Yeah, that's fucked up. See him out there? That was our guy. Who really is. Tell him to meet me outside. Tell him to meet me outside that's really fucked up yeah for his foot he's got a bad wheel

30 years old shit though is it how old are you 22 really yes you asked the one wrong guy the only one oh man all right so yeah we gotta get you on a team get me on a team let's go make some fucking calls yeah i don't know who's dude i've been working out here in the city it is gonna i'm gonna go to jail like they're this is the most annoying people i've ever experienced in my life yeah nobody works out they're texting oh dude don't get me started and kids were playing tag yesterday they're doing sit-ups in a squat rack. It's pathetic. They're camping out, six of them, on a rack. It's a social event. They brought their basketball.

Doing sit-ups in a squat rack is insane. That's crazy. What's that line? It's like, straight to jail. Straight to jail. From Parks and Rec. I remember that. Wait, so did you wrestle growing up?

No, I played basketball. Way too tall. Yeah, I'm too lanky for that, man. He's a wrestling guy. Did you wrestle growing up? No, I played basketball. Way too tall. Yeah, I'm too lanky for that, man. He's a wrestling guy. Did you wrestle too? I went to Malvern Prep, though, which was a powerhouse. And I went to Penn State, which is an even bigger powerhouse. Did the wrestlers get –

Shout out Bo Nickel, who just – Yes. Was that not freaking legendary? He's the man. Was it like 42nd, something like that? He's the absolute man. Yeah. You didn't have James Franklin then, did you?

Or no, you did. Yeah, I had three head coaches there. Never a dull moment at Penn State when I was there. Wait. That was like forever ago. Were you there with everything? I was there with Joe Pa. I was there with Bill O'Brien.

I was there with... You did have quite a time to be at Penn State. Yeah, man. It was legendary. It's the best place in the world, man. Is that your freshman year or what? Legendary is my freshman year. Describe it. You said that. It's the best place in the world, man. Is that your freshman year or what? Legendary is my freshman year. Describe it.

You said that. It's hard to tell who the hell is talking in this fucking room. He doesn't like Penn State for the obvious reasons, but he also has a sliding scale of morality. Were you one of the guys on the quad chanting, bring the statue back? Was I what? When they were chanting, bring the statue back. Okay what when they they were chanting bring the statue back okay he was on the team yeah on the team it was a big fucking protest they all look like idiots

we were locked in i just need to know all right then you're good i was a skinny walk-on back there i was like don't be seen don't be heard i like that that's great i didn't know you were a walk-on i was a walk-on dude walk-on to pro is like one of the coolest things. Walk on you, baby. Yeah. No, that's Wisconsin. Well, they took it from us. No, I don't think so. JJ is like a quote. JJ, Jim Leonard. Yeah.

Yeah. Come on. Walk on you is Wisconsin. Is it really? Maybe. Maybe not. You can do that for any school. Can you?

You just say it. You're like, yeah, CBU. And like, remember when Texas and LSU had that going on? They were like fighting on who was cornerback you. remember when uh you know penn state was linebacker you and i think they still are but i think someone tried to take from them i don't know yeah lavar errington jumping over people legends legends yeah man all right well carl this is good to meet you yeah for the yak this is great everybody i'll catch you guys after this i don't know any i don't know yeah i know all your like your stage names like your actual names oh yeah go upstairs right i For the Yak. This is great, everybody. I'll catch you guys after this. I don't know anybody. I don't know. Yeah.

I know all your stage names. Your actual names. Oh, yeah. Go upstairs. Sasquatch, right? I am, yeah. Yes. Do your onboarding. Yeah, get your pay set up, and then, yeah, we'll see you around the office.

Yeah, I need a new – I need a W-2 sooner or later, man. Or at BarstoolSports.com. Something like that. Barstool Carl. Yeah. Barstool Carl. Are you Barstool Carl? Yeah, I'm your neighbor now

so you'll be seeing a lot of me love it good to meet you man I'll see you let's watch that video of when he leaves as soon as he did

yeah he has a good time interest it's a legendary good to meet you man absolutely nice to meet you let me do an ad

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He was great. Freaking out about 30. It's not that bad. Well, for an athlete, it probably sucks. Oh, yeah. For an athlete. It is old. Yeah.

The fact that someone wrote that article six days after his birthday is brutal. Losers. Yeah. You would never do that, Rico. Let the guy breathe. I feel like you hit a new, like, even if you're not a dad, you hit a new kind of strength after 30. Yeah, no, there's a confidence that you get. Yeah, I've definitely gotten something.

Right, there's something there. I might be delusional, but I feel wise. It's still a thing. I think you get young, like, you get young again when you're 30 because you hit 30. You're dreading hitting 30, then you hit 30, and then you're like, oh, I got 10 years to be in my 30s. I wasn't really. Yeah, I wasn't. I don't know if I was dreading 30.

I guess. I don't know. You thought it was like bad? Should have been. Yeah, 29 I was. Yeah. I was living like a young cat until 29, so I had to change it up. Yeah, you did.

How long have you been 30? Half a year. Yeah. I've noticed. Thank you you been 30? Half a year. Yeah. I've noticed. Thank you. I liked my early 30s. Still in them. Wait.

I'm really enjoying them. I wonder if I'll make it. Are you? 30. Yeah. How old are you? I'm in there somewhere. Early 30s?

Dipping my toe in the mids, maybe. I'm on the back end. Dude, I'm going to be 40 in a year and a half. Yeah, we're going to throw a party for that, too. You're going to be the rat. You hosting? Yeah. 40's going to suck.

Any more commitment from him for DJs? What? Any commitment from Big Cat for DJs? His going away party? No, he's not coming. I just have to put not coming. Not coming. That's all I have to do.

Anyone who's not coming, you can put LeBron James. Yeah, very, very fine print. Not coming. Can you put, like, question mark? No. Very clear, not going. Yeah, no. Tell me the rules.

Yeah. But he's allowed to throw the party. Speaking of, what's the Barstool birthday party in Boston? Or, like, is everyone going to that? I am speaking at it. You are? Yeah. It's our 20th anniversary.

Are you giving out an award? You are? Yeah. It's our 20th anniversary. What? Are you giving out an award? You are? Legitimately speaking. I actually had an idea. I don't know if you guys want to do this, but so that week, the 21st, that Monday, we're going to do the final week of the Yak in New York City. So the 21st, I'm actually probably not going to be here that Monday until later in the day because it's my son's first day of school.

We're going to do a case race that we're going to tape that Monday night. I think the plan is Tuesday. We're going to go to Stu Finer's house, which will be awesome. I'd like to do that. Do some fun shit. When is this? August? This is that week of the 20th anniversary. The 20th anniversary is 21st. Wednesday

we're going to do a show here and then we got to go up to Boston. I was thinking about getting the boys some helicopters. Oh, my God. Yes. Nick, you're fine with that, right? I'll take the Acela. I'll probably take the Acela.

Oh, what? I'm very into that. Okay. You don't want to be in a helicopter? Yes, I have. I would do it if I was with you guys. I don't think I would be scared if I was with you guys. Well, it might be two.

Like succession? Yeah. Oh, which one am I going to be in? You got to pick. You got to think I would be scared if I was with you guys. Well, it might be two. Like succession? Yeah. Oh, which one am I going to be in? You got to pick. You got to pick. Like there's a top dog one and there's a bottom dog one. I think we got to spin the wheel for it. Yeah.

The military is desperate for advertising right now. What if we got like a Blackhawk or something? Oh, shit. And the back open the whole way? What's your thing with helicopters, Nick? Navy? It's like flying. Helicopters shouldn't fly.

No. No, I disagree. I think helicopters make more sense than planes. Helicopters shouldn't fly. No, I disagree. I think helicopters make more sense than planes. I can get why helicopters fly. Planes, I don't understand how they fly. I get how helicopters fly better than planes, but I don't get how a motor can, how it can go that fast.

They are scary. It's the scariest mode of transportation. Yes. There's no, you can survive a plane crash. I know you've done it, KB. You did one in Alaska. It was the coolest experience of my life. I was also've done it, KB. You did one in Alaska. It was the coolest experience of my life. I was also in Alaska.

It was Alaska. You're flying over mountains. Yeah, Roan, Dave, and I took one to Philadelphia for dinner one night. And we went to and from. And it is scary. Roan always talks about how Dave was like, best way to see the city. Wait, what? Well, I was just like.

Oh, my bad. It's my own bad. We were flying over New York, and Dave was like, best way to see the city. Yeah. It's also very cool when you're in a helicopter because they give you headphones. Yeah. And you get to talk to each other like you're like a breaker breaker. Yeah.

Like COVID ops. Yeah. What was the thought? Maybe we'll just take the train together. Hell no. You guys take the helicopter Yeah I'm just Thinking of

I would do choppers If we get to get Like one of the Machine guns on the side Yeah Choppers for the boys Yeah And it can be

Shooting blanks It doesn't have to be Shooting live ammo Come on Nick Choppers for the boys Guys Can you take a sleeping pill That ruins the view

It would be so sick It would be so I would 100% How long is the flight? It's probably like an hour. Oh, that's way too long? It is. That's quite a long flight.

That's a long helicopter flight, I feel like. Can they even fly for an hour? Yeah, Dave's done it. Oh, was that the longest helicopter flight ever? He set the record? He's got to be coasting it. All right, boys, we're going to be drifting for this next 30. We're going to glide drifting for this next 30. We're going to glide down.

You guys enjoy. You could fast rope in. I'm not going if you're not going, Nick. I think chicken fry like Helly's to like the movie. She's got paper. Oh, man. I would definitely do that. It'd be a hell of a way to enter.

We'd all be wearing tuxes too. How about we just do Rico and we'll put him in Comfort Plus? Yeah, we could. I don't need special treatment. I've got to write my minute. You're doing a minute? Yeah, me and Rowan are both doing a minute.

I have a minute as well. Really? Has anything else been announced at that? No, I actually know nothing about it. Are we supposed to RSVP? I don't know. I feel like I'm missing. The J Journalism Award? I think you guys are actually know nothing about it. Are we supposed to RSVP? Like, are we? I don't know.

I feel like I'm missing a goal. The J Journalism Award? I think you guys are actually leaking it right now. Oh, fuck. Oh. I don't know for sure. I feel like people have talked about it a little bit, but no, I don't think any information is out there.

Oh, okay. Good. We didn't leak it. We fucked that up. Yeah, whatever. I don't think you said anything crazy. They didn't say. Well, now there's going to be people like in Connecticut

with fucking, you know, ground missile, ground-to-air missiles. I know. Looking for helicopters. The Malaysian flight. We're going to have to get an extra helicopter just in case.

Yeah. Decoy. The decoy helicopter. You know, the president goes in three and he's in one of them. What would really be cool is we could fly over in some fighter jets. Oh, yeah. That would be cool. I'd be like, that he's in one of them. What would really be cool is we could fly over in some fighter jets.

Oh, yeah. That would be cool. I'd be like, that's a 10-minute flight. Yeah, two seconds long. I would do that over a helicopter. I want to hit 9Gs. I think being on the tarmac would take longer. All your face is just peeled back.

Did you see that video of Tito Ortiz hitting 9Gs? It looks so miserable. What is 9Gs? Apparently, it's one of the most uncomfortable feelings. Like speed. And Top Gun, yeah. It's like the gravitational pull on you. Yeah.

At what point do you die? At a certain level of Gs. I think you pass out. I think the average person probably passes out at 6Gs. Did you find that, TJ? Tito Ortiz. I don't know why that was even a video, but it was. And I saw it and it

looked miserable because your brain has to start to go in the back of your skull right it's kind of like start pushing up I think you can do like simulators of it right there's like

those circle videos yeah there's videos of them training at like 8 G's and they all like pass out they go from looking like normal to them they look like they're like 90 years old.

Like 30 seconds. It's crazy. It's just when you go up. Wait, why is he doing this? Oh yeah, you have to breathe really. Really focus on your breathing. Look at that! Oh my god. He's not spinning though,

so how did that happen? Yeah, where is he? Looks like he's in a movie theater. How did they do that? It's that beautiful sunset. Jesus. It's the most crazy thing. Yeah, let's do that.

That's why when you fly commercial planes, they take off at a very not-steep incline. We should say Tito Ortiz is, you know, a trained fighter. His neck is probably so strong, if one of us did that, we'd just be like, what? Yeah, nuts. Have you ever seen the videos of when they do test flights of, like, Boeing planes, and there's no one on the plane, so the pilot will just take off like it's a fucking fighter jet, and they just go up at, like, 90 degrees?

No. Those planes can do that. They just don't do that because it would fuck everyone on the plane up. That's what they used to do when we would go into Afghanistan and see when they're like, all right. They call it a combat landing, but because they don't want it to get shot down, they can't come in slow, and they're like, all right, here we go.

Oh, my God. Yeah. You're like sitting on a net. Yeah. Did you see Rico there? I did. I saw him with the boys a vacation? Yeah. Did you see Rico there? I did. I saw him. He was fighting with the boys on the other side.

Purple Heart. Him and the ISIS. Yeah. The ISIS. Yeah. And the pals. There's some pictures out there of Rico in the back of the truck. Oh, yeah.

Holding the flag. Toyota. Having a good time with the boys. I was talking to Riggs last week. We're thinking about bringing the Ballstool Classic out there. Oh, yeah. A lot of sand, but, you know, figure it out. Yeah.

Some good irrigation. Hi, man. My buddy's thinking about getting his pilot's license. That seems like not something you would – that'd be like, I'm thinking about going to Miami. Well, he's in – it's my buddy that's in. That's a big he's in Alaska right now and he's been in

like he's been flying around in like Cessnas and helicopters like every day right but you have to fly a shit load of hours don't you yeah and it's also expensive as fuck how does it work where you start not like his commercial license flying you probably just go to flight school

yeah but then they like commercial license. Flying. What? Like, you probably just go to flight school. Yeah. But then they like, they could test you and they could test you but at a certain point there is a thing where you're flying an airplane for the first time.

Well, I think nuts. I think the planes now kind of just do it themselves. Yeah, do they have any creative input? Can they like add their own spin to the flight? I don't think so. I think it's like very,

the computers do everything. On Sully. That's true. You know that's very... The computers do everything. On Sully. That's true. You know that one scene in Sully where he's like, let's get serious. That scene is awesome. He's talking about how the simulation's wrong. It's like they don't have human instincts.

Oh. The flight scene is unbelievable, too. It's the only good part of the movie. The rest of the movie is so boring. You really think the rest of the movie sucked? I thought that movie was going to be so good and it was so underwhelming. The whole thing is just a court case. Don't take that

as a personal... I'm processing it. When I very first started working here, I didn't know anything about Barstool at all. At all. And Chaps I guess was in cahoots with a bunch of the other guys and convinced me he's like watch out like they're all they're like super nice but they're all a bunch of like boston area

rich kids and if you get in good with them you're gonna have the best summer ever and then he got k marco to text me like hey i'm flying up to nantucket this weekend on my plane do you want to come with me and like riggs and a bunch of the guys like we fly up every weekend and i was like texting my friends i was saying i was like oh my god i just started barstool they're flying me up to nantucket and i was like yes oh my god that'd be awesome and then they're like oh we're just kidding oh that's such a mean something like that it's like the exact same thing happened to me when i first started roan told me that he does a fishing show and he was like he was like yeah i go out on my boat every weekend he was like we should go and record like an episode of my show and i was like, yeah, I go out on my boat every weekend. He was like, we should go and record an episode of my show.

And I was texting my parents, and I was like, yeah, I got plans for this weekend, me and Ron are going out on this boat. So I was texting my friends. I was like, oh, my God, I'm going to Nantucket on a private plane this weekend. One of the guys is flying. Yeah, I was so excited. This is like Jerry meeting a Twitter troll at his golf course yesterday. Really?

You didn't see that? Oh, what happened? I don't know if we want to watch the whole video. I mean, the whole video was captivating. Seven-minute Twitter video, and I watched the entire thing. I kind of want to see it. Everyone's favorite takeaway is that he was still wearing his Steelers golfing gloves the entire time in his car well after he was done golfing.

Some guy was talking shit to him on Twitter, and he was like, all right, people, it's a horse. Oh, someone who met up with the organ. Oh, you want to play the video, TJ? I mean, it is. Yeah, then Jerry called me. You know this Bobo guy? I'm like, Jerry, I don't know. Oh, you probably do.

No, I don't. I had him blocked. He's one of the people still in jail. Jersey Jerry here. Alright, Jersey Jerry here. This is not a Jerry fragrance. This is serious. Let me tell you a story.

Right now it's story time with JJ. Let me tell you a story about an internet troll named Bobo. Now, you guys have seen the video, me and and Frankie Frankie invited me out to Long Island we played I played like shit I shot a 61 on the front it was abysmal it was a bad day it was a sad day and it eats it eats me in here that I played

like that and after I went home that night I I says to myself, there's not a guy around that's going to work harder to be a better golfer than this guy, than this guy here. There's not a guy around that's going to work harder at golf to get better than this guy right here after that performance I put on display. So I shoot the 61 on the front with Frankie, and it was abysmal. It was sad. As you guys know, follow my Twitter and whatnot, during the break I played golf every day, and I have been playing a lot of golf, a real lot of golf. Dan could attest to that.

Anybody could attest to that. I've been golfing my ass off, right? and I have been playing a lot of golf, a real lot of golf. Dan could attest to that. Anybody could attest to that. I've been golfing my ass off, right? And I have been getting better, you know, significantly from even before Frankie, from last year to now, I've gotten significantly better. Am I a great golfer? No, not at all. Am I getting better, though? Yeah.

Yeah, I am. During the break, I did not shoot under 100. Believe it or not, I really don't give a fuck. Believe it or not, I don't give a fuck. Because I wouldn't be here today if I was lying. I was confused. Now, this is where Bobo comes into play. This is where this punk certified, certified, certified punk pussy crumb bum fucking cuck. Got an element of a high school football coach who repeats the key words.

Yesterday on the Yak, me, Dan, the Yak boys are chopping it up. You know, and I said, yeah, we played golf with Rico. Dan shot like a 98, 97. Rico, I mean, Rico shot abysmal. That's here nor there. Anyway, I shot, I think, a 95 or a 97, somewhere around there, okay? Now, this is where Bobo comes into play, right?

Bobo, the internet troll, right? Bobo, the internet troll comes into play, puts out a tweet, long tweet, you compulsive liar.

There's no way you shot a one 20 and then shot a 98 with Dan. So now it riled me up. Now it riled me up. Now it riled me up. And I said, fuck you. I DM'd him. Fuck you, motherfucker. I did. I did.

We go back and forth. I won't share the messages because it's pretty graphic. I don't want to see him so bad. He's a shit compulsive liar. I'm calling him an inbred fucking crumb. Fucking pussy. Back and forth we go. Back and forth.

So finally, finally, he says this. Pick your course tomorrow and I want to witness it. And we'll put whatever up. Me, no problem. I wouldn't be sitting in this car at the golf course if I wasn't ready to break 100. Because Bobo said I can't break 100. And I won't go into details about what the stakes are or whatever. But it was significant.

It was significant. Come tomorrow, be here 5 o'clock, right? 5 o'clock, be here tomorrow. I'm booking the tee time. I'm bringing my boys. I said, okay, no problem, Bobo. Bring your boys. I don't got to bring nobody.

I don't got to bring nobody. You see anybody there? I don't got to bring nobody. I don't got to bring nobody. You see anybody there? I don't. 5-18 now. I've been sitting in the car since 4-52. Messaging Bobo back and forth. No answer, obviously. No answer.

Bobo, where you at? I'm here. I'm here. I'm at Hendricks. I'm at Hendricks waiting for you to look fucking stupid. But guess what? Bobo's not here. Bobo's not here. Bobo's not here.

And the reason for that is this. This taught me a very valuable lesson. Most of these people, right? Most of these people, deep down, they can call you whatever name they want in the book on the internet, right? Fat, ugly, short, stupid. Do those words

describe me? Maybe. Whatever. The bottom line is this, though. They're the real pussies. They're the real pussies because, hey, I put my money where my mouth is I put listen I put my money where my mouth is I ain't afraid I ain't a bitch and

guess what you are Bobo come here let me tell you. You're a bitch. I appreciate you guys listening to Storytime with JJ. Believe it or not, I don't give a fuck. Clearly. Six minutes in. And like I said, after I found out performance was great, that ate me inside. Am I an 80s golfer? No.

Not by any means. Not by any means. I've never touched 80s. I've never shot below, I think, a 94 or a 93. But I'm working hard. I'm trying to get better. Did this restart? Trying to get involved in golf.

He's four? I mean. I don't know. He's more? I mean. I am here. Oh, my goodness. I'm here. I put my money where my. Listen, I wasn't.

Listen. I wasn't afraid to lose today, Bobo. I wasn't afraid to lose. But you were. But you were. This goes to show. There's more. But you were. This goes to show. Some people got that inner bully in them. Most don't, though.

Most don't. A scene of funny papers. A random dude on Twitter said, I deleted his account. Bo Bo the troll's reputation is ruined. But Jerry showed up and just sat in the parking lot for an hour. DuPont doesn't even live within a thousand miles of that golf course. Of course not.

I can't imagine anybody taking something somebody says on Twitter that serious. Yeah. I'm not going to taking something somebody says on Twitter that serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to share because they were quite graphic. He deleted his page, though. It's picked up. Of course, Dan had the great line. Can't believe, what a world.

Bobo shows is a Bobo no show. Yeah, I mean, there's no honor in the world anymore. Bobo no shows. Bobo shows. He's fucking, in the world anymore. Bobo no shows. Bobo shows. He's fucking Jerry. The internet, we got to clean this up before his campaign. I believe he shot that, but I think that was best case scenario. What? That he didn't show up.

Yeah. I mean, it was essentially a member of the meet me in Temecula. If he did fuck up, it would just be, that would be tough. It was a meet me in Temecula, and the guy just didn't show up. That's... A rope had to open him last night, too. It just hit seven minutes. He says he doesn't care.

He doesn't care. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. That was authentic. I'll sit in my car. Imagine if you're a golfer finishing your round, and you walk by his car, and she's like, you're a bitch.

I'm going back and forth. I'm calling him an inbred fuck. White graphic. Nobody knows what Bobo looks like. Yeah. You have to get

real creative with this. You know. You would know as soon as you saw him. That's Bobo. Fortunately, this happened to Jerry a few times.

He had one where I think someone, he said someone from the Rooney family who owned the Steelers wanted to get lunch and he showed up and it was just a random person and I was like so what'd you do? He's like well I got lunch with him.

It's already there. He also said that TJ Watt was going to go to his son's birthday party because someone from the Steelers DM'd him. I was like show me the DM and the guy had like six followers. You know the internet can win. There is something to watching people freak out.

He said, welcome by the car. My brother, we're down the Jersey show this week. He caught the interaction, and I was so jealous that I didn't. He's on a block, and you know how like the block, it goes down, and then, like, for some reason it goes a little this way. The street just continues. You just got to move over a little. For whatever reason, he is screaming to his wife,

I'm on sunset. I see it. He's going, I see it. End to end. He's saying he sees sunset end to end. Yeah, people freaking. And he's like, Mimi, whatever, Wyoming, this and that. And then he, like, looks and sees that he's like, meet me at whatever, Wyoming. And then he, like, looks and sees that sunset, like, continues.

But he's so deep that he's like, you know, just try to get here. You know what? Maybe I'll meet you. Where'd you say you were? I'll meet you there. You never give up. Yeah. Got to cover it up and get the hell away from her being able to show him.

Yeah. My brother said he was watching it. And when he went, I'm on Sunset, and I see it, and turns, and it just lights out. People just losing it. It's reassuring. I hate when people are just soullessly blank.

Yeah, you want to see people fired up. Bobo got Jerry fired up. Found that bully heart. Jerry still probably played a full round by himself. What do you think? Do you think he's, how does he golf? He is gotten a lot better.

What he had done, what he had broken, 100. Yes. Very long. He's gotten a lot better. He's done real well with the irons. The putting he can't do. I mean, he isn't lying. The best part, the underrated best part about that whole video is Jerry has a full-time

job at Barstool, and he's doing a whole video about how he's dedicated himself to getting better at golf. Yeah. And he just golfs every day. Nobody's seen it. Yeah, nobody's seen any of it. I love it. I haven't played 18 holes in like five years. That takes way too long.

Aren't you like good? I used to be okay. There was a random Monday a couple weeks ago where I saw Jerry's Instagram story, and it was him on the highway at 7.15 in the morning. It's bully season. It's like, yeah, Jerry's coming to the office, and then at noon it's grade 18 with the boys,

and it's a picture of him at the golf course on a Monday. It's so funny. Jersey guys treat daily routines like it's a picture of him at the golf course on a monday jersey guys treat daily routines like it's a title fight what do you mean everything is an up like they have to show like everything is an upcoming title fight oh yeah bully season you're right you're right they're listening to yeah eye of the Tiger when they're going to play like a pitching putt. Big day today. I got mini golf against my friend. Get pumped up. I'm going to a pirate game with Jerry Friday.

Yeah, so. He's got the softball game. We have a Pittsburgh trip. When do you leave? Tomorrow morning is when they got my ticket for it. Okay, yeah, because he texted me and he was like, I was like, you should come in tomorrow because, you know, we have this big meeting. And he's like, oh, I got a 7 a.m. flight today. And I was like, oh, so the game's Wednesday night?

He's like, no, it's Friday night. Saturday night. What? Is it really? Is it really? Yeah. Oh, my God. Why are you guys getting there so early?

I'm just flying on Saturday. They got the tickets for me, the charity. Oh. Yeah. Jerry now, though. I asked to fly out a cameraman who I think. So we're having a cameraman. Nice.

So that's important because Jerry, Dave was like giving Jerry shit last night. Being like, why are you flying out three days in advance? It's like he's flying out basically. He's got a football game in Denver. He's got to get acclimated. But we've settled on he has to hit a home run for Dave, for Dave not to be mad. Okay.

So that has to happen. Yeah. You'll report back whether he delivers. It's like Babe Ruth and the Sick Kid. Got to do it for Dave. Talk to Blattman. I don't know what camera we're getting. We've got Fasoli to come from Chicago.

I saw Fasoli yesterday. I spent the whole day with him. How's he doing? The best. I mean, he's the best. He's just the best. Fuck. Just smiling.

Loving life. Classic Fasoli. Like Chicago. People are pumped. Yeah. So many. Like Chicago. People are pumped. Yeah. So many people like. That was the first time I've seen like renderings of a lot of the. That meeting. Yeah I'm excited. I'm fired up. I know. I'm saying even like the people of Chicago like coming up and being like welcome like. Oh yeah. You know

Hank's golfing with people taking him out golfing. People are just pumped. Pumped. Solely. Fucking guy. right well oh speaking of golf tailor-made tailor-made we gotta do the pot my tailor-made plus gives you all the tools to get better at golf you'll get essentials like unlimited virtual coaching personalized drills and content gps shot tracking you also get exclusive access to limited products see seeing the newest head covers and black p790s from taylormade those are only available to taylormade plus subscribers so go

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I think so. All right. Do you need to make the cup? Everybody gets three shots? Everyone gets three shots. I'm going to do this, and I'm going to shoot something for Dukes. Okay. Do you need to, like, secure the cup, Sass, or is it going to...

No, it's fine. All right, you got this, Sass. Winner gets the putter. Nice. Sure. Ooh. Oh, that's in. Ooh!

All right. Good shot. Go ahead, Rico. That was huge, Sass. That's a good job. And everyone now gets one shot, because if you don't hit it on the first shot, Sass wins. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know what the line. Oh. You're actually reading this putt, aren't you? What did you say? You're reading this putt as if it's. No, just like it wasn't straight. Rico's not a good putter.

That's not true. That's absolutely true. He's going to the right. Yep. What did I just say? Sorry. I mean, that's tough. The club has a line on it.

Shout out, Taylor Maney. I could see it was coming a little too right. Yacking with the boys. Oh! That's AP! KB. Oh-ho. At least a one-man playoff or two man playoff.

Old versions of those shoes. A little to the right. Brutal. It's going from deep. Saturday. I gotta set a reminder to myself to text Jerry. Yeah, you had us rope-a-dope the last night. Can he play?

Oh, he's played. Oh! All right. Wasn't Jerry nice at baseball? Go again. Go again. Yeah, I think I did play pretty good. See ya.

See you, Rico. Thanks. Jerry hit a home run last year. Yes. Pretty good? See ya. Jerry hit a home run last year. Shoot three. That way if anyone hits them. Big Cat, how's your golf game? Not good. That's your real drive that you post online, right? No, not with my legs locked? Yeah.

Oh, it's not? No. You got to fuck with people. Has anyone propositioned you to get into the pickleball game? Yes. What do you think? Out. Yeah. Come on. It's so boring to me. Has anyone propositioned you to get into the pickleball game? Yes. What do you think? Out.

Yeah. Come on. It's so boring to me. Tennis is so boring to me. Pickleball is so boring to me. You could dominate at pickleball. People who like pickleball, I'm not going to say, like, don't. I'm not judging pickleball.

It's not for me. Why? I just don't. It also is not like everyone's like, it's such a great workout. You just stand there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, my golf game is trash. The only way I could get better is to play a lot, get on the Jerry plan.

But I don't really have time to play a lot. So it's kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy of shit. KB, you rushed that last one bro I wanted to talk to you about pickleball Yeah well you like it I was watching like a tournament on TV And it was like It's like

It's co-ed It's like Man and woman Yeah Stella Blue sponsors the team The man just takes all of the ones going to the woman So it's pretty much just dude versus dude The side of chick The side of chick

And they take it It's hard to enjoy when they take. The side of chick. The side of chick. And they take it, it's hard to enjoy when they take it so seriously. I know. I just, you like playing, don't you? I just played it in Phoenix, and it was kind of fun. Yeah. It was easy, or easy to compete. I just get super bored. I don't know why.

Ping pong, tennis, pickleball. You need touch. You need physical. You know what ends up happening? You don't do ping pong? No, you know what ends up happening why Ping pong Tennis Pickleball Need touch You need physical You know what ends up You don't do ping pong? No you know what ends up happening Ping pong Like whenever I play tennis

Or pickleball for that matter I just Wish I was Playing A wiffle ball home run derby Right It's the best Like that's all I want to be doing

Is just hitting dingers That's fair So if I play tennis for long enough I just start smashing the ball as hard as I can, like over the fence. You can hit the fuck out of a pickleball, and it doesn't go like that far. It's fun, though, to smash it. A pickleball?

Yeah. We're going to play some wiffleball. I need a set-up. We're going to play some wiffleball in Chicago. Love wiffleball. Indoor. Love it. Oh, yeah.

Do you see those guys? Major League Wiffle, They got a legit setup now. Oh, yeah. A lot of different leagues. Yeah. They have it in their backyard. The fields are awesome. I don't know how I feel, though.

The pitchers are that nasty. It kind of is. That's boring. I don't think they should be. That's cool stuff. No, I want to see people hit the ball. I want to see Dinger. Can I see a pro Wiffle ball pitch?

Major League Wiffle has a speed cap in order to. Oh, that's smart. You can't throw it over 73. That's how fast they go? Yeah. A wiffle ball? And it's from like 40 feet away. Oh, shit.

Didn't realize it was that serious. You know, they have like teams, a draft, everything. Oh, God. And that's the Chicago thing? No, it's, teams, a draft, everything. Oh, God. Isn't that a Chicago thing? No, it's, I think they started in Michigan. It was the league I wanted to buy during COVID because there's no sports. Oh, wow. What was that?

Oh, wow. That would have been sick. Oh, yeah. I mean, I kind of, it never really made sense. I thought like I could just like buy it for like a thousand bucks. I think it offered like kind of significant money. Did I? I just buy it for like a thousand bucks. I think it offered kind of significant money. Did I? I think you might offer like a hundred.

No, I definitely wouldn't offer that. Oh, look at their little hats. But then he had to decide like that on the call. And over at three, the first to downtown. Jimmy's at the helm, of course. These guys, it looks like so much fun what they're doing. People going here at Detroit Palace,

the corner ballpark. And the Eagles on the other hand. These two founded it. They've been doing it literally since they were kids. Yeah. They were able to decide to walk through history. It's a very interesting one. Swing and a miss on the drop ball.

Two down for Dallas Allen. So they're really good at pitching, though, too. This is too serious.'s just too much pressure Jimmy Norp You know the players? Yeah I watch it every Friday Oh my god

Oh what a Web jam by Jimmy Norp That's Jimmy Norp for you Get Norped Who should my favorite player be? Scores after one Jimmy Norp Dutch Norped. Who should my favorite player be? Score is after one. Norped.

Dutch. Yeah, nobody needs gloves because it's just wiffle balls. Oh, my. Wow, Jimmy Norped. Norped. Bitch. How serious he is. You take it very seriously, which does make it more fun.

In a way. Shows it and sits him down. Dirty pitch mallet. Oh, Jimmy Norp is a hitter, too. Yeah, wow. He's show head. It's the Jimmy Norp show. Oh, he's got to adjust his socks. Is that a regular wiffle ball bat with, like, tape wrapped around it? Yeah, that makes it a little bit...

When it gets heavier, you can move it farther. I like playing wiffle ball with a tennis ball. Yeah, the move... Oh, the bat gets fucked up. The move when we were kids is you could cork your bat by putting... Did you guys ever do this? A ball or toilet paper, like wet toilet paper

in there and it expands and it gets really like, has a lot of density to it. Yeah, we would play tennis ball. Yeah. It was very fun. Tennis ball, you could hit it far. Very far. Yeah. Did you guys see that, the league that was doing baseball with tennis

rackets? Yeah, that looks awesome. They were so good at it. That's the problem. I don't know how they got so good. That looks really hard. Can you pull that up? That was the problem, KB, because I watched it. I was like, this looks so much fun.

I was like, wait, but if we played this. No, that looks fun to hit. They got absolute savants. Oh, even the outfielders have. Oh, shit. We couldn't do this. No, absolutely not. Oh, we would look like fools.

I bet batting is awesome. But they hit it so hard coming in. It would be painful to watch if we did it, if we tried this. Which I would like to. Nice hands, Pete! Take him off. Let's go, feet! Take him off.

Take him off. Let's go, Eric. All right, let's go. Go, Eric. Take him off. Come off right here, Eric. Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Did he just slide in shorts? You guys should try this game. It's a wild move. Shit! That's an error. Fuck me. These kids are douchey. Yeah, you have to be really good at tennis, too.

I think that's what it is. If we played that, it would be a debacle. Yeah. Oh, he's done. Oh, you're done. He's flipping rackets. Let's see it. Shut up with the commentary. I hate watching this shit where they're all mic'd up.

It's the worst trend. It was funny when cool NFL players did it. Now college women's lacrosse teams are doing it. Hot teens are doing it in their Little League games. You've seen those videos? It's the most uncomfortable thing. It's like, turn the comments off. We miked up the short stuff for tom's river oh close i didn't hit that no it was close fucker nick had to go to a doctor's appointment

hey super nervous about it why gastroro. Could need a colonoscopy. Oh, fuck. I don't think. I think it's pretty standard. I'm supposed to get a colonoscopy soon. What's a colonoscopy? Stick it up your butt. Yeah, that's the answer.

Oh, no. I wouldn't really be nervous for that, though. You get drugged up for it. Do you? I'm sure it doesn't even really hurt. Doesn't someone just stick a finger in your ass? Or is uh what's it i think they or is that something i don't know it's like a camera i don't put a little camera or something yeah i think it's a camera they make you like drain all of like the solids out of your body for like two weeks and then they put a camera up your ass the finger is the prostate check oh

prostate check yeah i don't think i could watch my own ass on camera. I would never be able to look at that. Somebody else's, yeah. I'm curious. You don't want to watch your own. It's like hearing your own voice in a recording or watching your own videos. I couldn't watch that. No, you're not looking at your, you're looking at the inside of your body.

I couldn't do my own. Really? I could do yours. Yeah, I could watch yours. No problem. I wouldn't be like embarrassed or grossed out by that at all. As soon as I saw like a nodule or a cyst, I'd be no problem I wouldn't be like embarrassed or grossed out by that at all as soon as I saw

like a nodule or a cyst I'd be like fuck I'd be embarrassed there was like yeah like a piece of bubble gum or something

going to my ass magic school bus donuts fries was it was it Brandon who said that he got like a surprise

that was prostate tract Tommy got one at a way too young age. Oh, yeah. Tommy definitely is right for that. 18 or 16. Tommy got molested. I know.

We told him, Tommy, you got molested. He probably asked for it. Oh, 100%. He's like, oh, my butt itches. Do I have prostate cancer? I had to say goodbye to my dentist today. Stooley? I'm not even going to tell mine. That's a good one.

No, he's a great dentist. There's no such thing. He also had the most badass thing I've ever seen. He walked in, he has a knee brace on. So I was like, what happened? Thinking that it was going to be like a golf injury or something stupid. It was a dentist injury.

So a few weeks ago I was down in the subway going home, and there was this drunk guy standing next to the tracks, and he fell into the tracks, and I had to jump in. No way. Save his life. Holy shit. He was like, and I tore my meniscus. That, I always, I fantasize about doing that.

He said that he could see more guys jumped in. There was like three of them in there. The main guy? He saw, he could see the train coming. Oh. Crazy. Crazy. Wow. That's nuts. Nuts. What a badass

thing to have a knee brace for. The most? Yeah. Is there badass thing to have a knee brace for. The most. Yeah. Is there footage? I saved a life. It's so much, the platform is so much higher up. I always think about it. I don't think I could do it.

I don't think I could get back in. I don't think I could get back up. I've seen people jump across them. It's like way over your head. Have you ever seen that when people jump over the, and I don't think I'd make it like two feet. You can duck underneath though if the train's coming. Yeah, they say if you lay real flat on the side. Oh, not underneath, but like if you... Underneath the platform, you could get in there.

Oh, you can? Yeah, there's enough space that I think you could... Because like when there's workers and stuff, and a train comes and they're working on it, they'll like stand like in the divider. There's little spots where you can basically put your body in. There's also just an entire community of people living underground in New York in the train systems, Penn Station and subways.

Yeah. I watch videos of the kids who ride them. On top? Some of the... They have literally six inches of space and they'll flatten themselves on top of the trains. Oh, my God. That's the scariest thing ever.

Yeah. It feels like there's got to be a better option than living on top of a train. Also, that's kind of badass. Or in fucking the Polar Express. It's kind of badass. It's not. But also kind of badass.

If someone said, hey, Seth, if you met someone at a bar, like, oh, what do you do? It's like, well, I live on the trains. On top of them. You wouldn't think, like, tell me more? No. What? I wouldn't believe them. Oh, that video's going viral again of the guy coming out of the crack in the sidewalk.

Oh, yeah. Is that even real? I feel like that guy has, like, pig ears. Like a pig face. Like a goblin. I think the sidewalk cave is so well-known now that people are, like, going there to climb in. I think it's a fake video.

Let me see the video. The guy has, like, he has, like, an elf nose and, like, sharp ears. Yeah, I don't think he lives under there. I don't think he's a real person. I think he's wearing makeup. Yes, but I'm saying people are going to this spot now to do goofy things like that

because it's such a well-known sidewalk cave. There's probably so many rats down there. I don't think anyone could live down there for more than a week without getting black plague. Speaking of rats, do you remember the story I told you about? Yeah, it got impaled or something? The neighbor, my neighbor dad's when we brought the squirrel back and they. No.

Yeah, you got it for fresh. Okay. I think we had, you said goodbye to your dentist, but we had like an old neighborhood party before I moved to Chicago with like all my old neighborhood crew neighborhood crew right and all the old neighborhood dads were back together again and we were talking about the snake shooting the snake in the driveway story and then we were talking about the i swear i told this on here i felt me and the neighborhood kids were biking around and we found a squirrel that was like mortally wounded like wasn't gonna live yeah and it was the weekend the vet was closed and so

i put it in my other neighbor's ball cap and i like wrote it up to my parents i'm like save we have to save the squirrel and the dads were all hanging out and they're like there's no saving the squirrel and in my mind and i texted with another girl in my neighborhood who remembered it the same as me their solution was to put it in like a wawa plastic bag and like tie it to the tailpipe of a car what now i how is that the best way no i don't that's it they they were like no no i don't know where you guys got that from so we were talking about it because we're like we swear we remember like whatever and at this part of the neighborhood dads were like no no no that's not what happened but you're probably thinking of the time X neighbor had a bunch of rodents

living under his shed, so we backed up. This neighbor struck the thing, closed off the hole. You just gassed them? Oh, that's like a smart idea. Yeah, and they gassed all the rodents under. That's like hillbilly extermination.

Yeah. That's what Charlie does in All is Sunny. Have you guys ever had to kill an animal? No. I don't have like... No, I wouldn't do anything. I wouldn't do anything. I did once.

And what was the animal? What was it? It was a little bird. I killed a bird playing wiffle ball. No. Yes, I just remembered that and I cried. Yeah. Yeah.

The ball hit the bird and the bird died and my mom was like, let's go for a walk. And then I came back and they were like, the bird flew away. That's awesome. bird died and my mom was like let's go for a walk and then i came back and they're like the bird flew away i was it was a bird that was very very hurt and it was the middle of winter in chicago and it was in a parking lot and it was like 10 degrees and i saw the bird and it was very hurt and i was like what am i so i just grabbed a huge piece of ice and just smashed it. That's the best thing you could do. Yeah, because I was like, I'm not going to let it die here slowly. And also, I don't think,

they don't come to pick up like mortally wounded birds in the middle of January. Yeah. It wasn't like a special bird. It was like a crow. That one hurts me though. But they did put the squirrel out

in a better way. That's actually badass. I don't know why I remember. A bag, a w squirrel out in a better way. That's actually badass. I don't know why I remember that. A bag, a Wawa bag to a tailpipe. I don't know, but we both had that. I don't know. Just smash it. It would be like two presses on the gas and it would be dead.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a good idea. Isn't that kind of humane? That's actually probably one of the more humane ways to kill an animal. I think you just smash. I think you just smash. Because that would go wrong. You smash

it with a bat. Yeah, you put the squirrel in a bag, you get a big rock, you just smash. So much rather than... But that way is so personal. I feel like the gas thing... Like gas from a car, it smells good. They're probably like, oh, what's that good smell? Right, right. Glass on, remember, is a good smell. Asphyxiation is way worse than just

smashing a gas. Yeah, I don't know. The tailpipe shit is wicked. You guys are way off. The smash with the rock or any boulder. It's over. Yeah, instant. Yeah. It's like shooting it. It's like imploding.

My grandpa had to shoot a couple bunnies. Had to? Yeah, or one maybe. Why did he have to? It was hurt. Oh. And he just went out. He was like, the funniest thing is he's always done like.

It was hurt because he had already shot it once. My grandpa was like, he's always been like in a wheelchair or like on like crutches. And because he has like fucked up back problems. And he had to like wheel out with like his like.22 rifle. Like wheel out through the grass. And find the bunny. God damn it, this guy? How am I losing to this guy?

Jimmy John had to rear naked choke an elephant that he couldn't kill. Get under its neck. My buddy had to shoot a bear in Alaska like last week. It was charging? It wasn't. I think it was just getting really close to the like camp that he's at and the guests and everything, and they had to shoot it because it's a liability. Damn.

He didn't shoot it. Someone else shot it. That seems fucked up. Bears just hanging. Yeah, but you can't. I mean, the guests are paying $10,000 a week, and if one of them gets eaten by a bear. Tough for business. I'm fine with that.

Yeah, I'm totally fine with that. He said it was, like, devastating. Yeah. Yeah. Have any of you shot an animal on, like, your outdoors trip? Did you? Or no? I've never shot at an animal in any way.

I have no interest in that. No. I killed a fish. I have. Ah! I'm not against it, but I don't. Have you shot? Multiple times.

So, Impala, the biggest I've gotten is. The car? No. Oh. No. Impala rims. No, Impala is like a deer. Okay.

So the biggest I've gotten is a buffalo. Oh, shit. You shot a buffalo? But that, so it was on a, one of the kids I went to high school with is a professional hunter now. He's a guide. And it was on one of my summer vacations. So for those, you have to get very close and you need, if you're not, and I think also for the professionals, you need a backup shot.

So it's you shoot and then they shoot just in case you get real close to it. It was frightening as hell. Was there a big group of them and you had to pick one out? So you have to stalk it. We spent like two days was two days out in the bush just following them oh shit so do you camp out yeah yeah so we were out there so it was a camping we're out there for five days out there for five days and yeah the buffalo we spent like a day or two following them it's frightening as hell, though. I'll never do it again. Yeah. That adrenaline rush was too much. Yeah.

Man, a buffalo. That's badass, huh? Yeah, that's good. That's a good game. Badass. Anti-hunting people don't come for me. It was probably animal control. I don't know.

I'm not... I'm definitely not anti-hunting, because, like, especially, like, deer. When people who live in cities get upset about deer being shot, they don't realize that if you don't like control the deer population. They'll destroy everything. Everything.

Everything. They'll be getting hit by cars left and right. It's also like deer hunters will go out in a tree stand for 12 hours and not see a single thing. Right. That was a blast. And a lot of them, it's very single thing, then that was a blast. And a lot of them, it's very regulated.

You get one a season. The bears, elephants, lion, that kind of bums me out. That's weird. Shooting an elephant is insane. Yeah, just shoot a deer. Shoot a bunch of deer. An elephant? Why would you want to see an elephant die? I feel like elephants are the coolest animals.

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There also was a really cool guy who showed up who had a mullet and he's like, just stopping by to get some Joseph from the Brosephs. I was like, you nailed that, dude. Yeah. Then I found out Hank said that he had been like scootering by like back and forth like for about 25 minutes so he was building courage to say that line yeah he rehearsed yeah yeah yeah there it is that's pretty cool kelly uh martin thought i had a gun in my pocket she's like take this video down wait wait a Wait, a gun? See that? My sunglasses?

Why would she think that you were just walking around Chicago strapped up? A gun in my pocket, just out of my pocket. With the Beretta on you? Yeah.

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hollow points, bitch. Is Stella getting like a big head about it? I don't think she's aware. Okay. I don't know if she's getting big ego. She's just hanging out. Just hanging out. You want to spin the wheel, TJ?

Yesterday we hit popcorn day two, by way what oh no monday that was two days ago yeah we're gonna do the maze what did we hit yesterday it was the oh grapes what rapes it landed on name we landed on mine which was it was what wine making or something like that so then it landed on tj and chay has to drink it but tj then it landed on TJ and Che has to drink it. But TJ has to make wine that Che has to drink. Let's do that at Stu's house, TJ. Yeah. That's perfect.

I don't know how to, I guess I'll do some research on what I need to get for that. Yeah, but it won't actually taste like wine. You're just going to be drinking smashed grapes. Yeah, my foot grapes. Yeah. Grapes. Just grapes. With bare feet?

With bare feet. But I feel like of all the feet, I feel like TJ has pretty... Hall of Fame Twitter video. Or internet video. Lady Fallin'. That might be my 1-1 pick. YouTube 1.0. Yeah, I remember when it came out.

I watched it about a thousand times in 2004. You would just hang out with your friend, watch the video, and pass it back and forth and watch it each like 12 times and call it a day. Best part about that video is that she was trying to cheat. She was. Stop. Yeah. You want to play it, TJ?

Stop. That's the funniest sound in the world is the wind knocked out of you sound. Oh my god, was this in the 70s? Yeah. It's crazy because this was like the most viral video on the internet. It only has 20 million views, which in today's YouTube. Yeah, it's nothing. Nothing. Baby shark is like 2 billion. Mr. Beast taking a fart. So what's the deal here? There's a contest to stomp and how are you measuring who does the best stomping?

Whoever stomps the most juice wins an overnight stay but it's not the only thing you can do. The measuring cups are down below, right? The measuring cups are down below. All right. And if you win, you get to stay in Chateau Elan and what else do you have going on here? Well, if grape stomping's not your thing, you can come and spend the day listening to live music, eating international foods, having wine tours and tasting. I can't watch this.

I've never seen this. It's a lot of fun, a whole day. Stop. Oh, stop. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, I can't. Ow, ow, ow. Oh, I can't breathe.

Oh, no. I'm sitting on the couch. Oh, no. I just did a wedgie now. I played the stop again. She broke a bunch of her ribs and was in the hospital for weeks after this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That fucking sounds like a squirrel hooked up to you.

Worst but funniest sound. Oh, no. Oh, no. Stop. So this happened in the 90s and didn't air or come to light until i remember like 2004 or 5 was when it was it was one of the first viral wonder who got to see it like january 2006 when it first hit the internet january what january of 2006 is when it first hit the internet yeah man i watched that video so times. Who was sitting on it all those years just waiting for the internet to be a thing?

I know. She was like, she probably saw the internet coming. She's like, uh-oh. The coast is clear. Yeah. Seven years. 96, all her injuries had healed. No problem.

Thank God the internet wasn't around for when I broke all my ribs stomping grapes. And then boom. I don't even know how she fell too. She just... Went down. Stood out of it. Stop. Oh no.

I didn't know she broke her ribs like that. Yeah, she broke a couple ribs. Pretty high fall. Yeah. Is there a new sketch show coming out? Tonight? No, I think that's next week. Oh.

Yeah. That was tonight. No. My bad. Oh, no, they're doing a comedy show tonight. Yes. Are you doing that? I'm not.

I can't. Damn. Is Cass already getting squeezed out of Barstool? No, I have other shows, and I'm going to my buddy's special taping. Who? Colm Terrell. Oh, yeah. Oh, nice.

Where is he doing it? Is he Irish? He's doing it at the Cutting Room in New York. But it's like Gas Digital is producing six half hour specials. And he's one of them. So they're taping it back to back to back? Yeah, but they did

like two was last night, two was Monday, and then the last two are tonight. That's sick. Yeah, it'll be good. I'm excited. You get some crowd shots? I don't know Could be Sit front row That'd be nice

I just wanna go watch You gotta get camera time You should just sit front row And repeat some of his jokes Back to him Like it's funny Because what you just said It's cool watching it

Be like Like all the camera movements And stuff I went to Shane's And it was crazy Yeah He had like fucking Cranes and stuff Did I went to Shane's and it was crazy. Yeah. He had like fucking cranes and stuff. Did his go well?

Yeah, it was insane. Yeah. I'm so excited to see it. We walked in and it was like, it literally was like if you walk upstairs and all those desks and there was like hundreds of people all with like headsets on.

Oh, like the truck? Like punch in. Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy. It was like Pete when we did the bowl game. Yeah. Yeah.

It was awesome. When does it come out? I have no idea. You said September maybe? Yeah, I have no clue. All right, spin the wheel, TJ. And we're good. We're good. And we're good.

We're good. And we're good. Is everyone here tomorrow? Yes. Let me get some other cats in here. Yeah, out on Friday. How is Nick going to do in the softball game? Totally good.

I think softball is pretty easy to be acceptable at bat, especially slow pitch. You just can't strike out. He can't make an... Yeah. I think he'll be able to make contact. He just can't make an error in the field. Is he... I don't know this. Is he athletic at all? Or no? I think he's a little more athletic

than you'd think. Yeah. He definitely slow plays. He's not bad at anything. He was good at roofball. I think Roan is a lot less athletic than you would think. That is a fact. Yeah, he is.

We give him... That is absolutely a fact. He even acknowledged that one. I remember when I first started hanging out with Roan and I

was like, oh, he looks like he's kind of an athlete and then the ball gets thrown around and you're like, no, no, no. Me and Roan are pretty much on the same level of athleticism.

Well, he makes up for it with his fucking beautiful looks. Yeah. His cool-ass style. Getting younger looking. Dude, I've been seeing these pictures of Safari. He just looks awesome.

I know. He's got like new fits. He's got a fit for everything. He's probably had those Safari fits banked for 10 years. He's got like new fits. He's got a fit for everything. He's probably had those Safari fits banked for 10 years. Oh, I'm so jealous. That trip looks awesome too.

When is he coming back? Next week. Like? I think he'll probably be back on Monday or Tuesday. Yeah. He probably, he should be back Monday

because I think we have to record on Monday. Son of a boy did? Yeah, and we banked a bunch of episodes and we didn't bank one for that week. The boys are back Okay

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