The Yak - KB Unboxes The Greatest Gift Ever | The Yak 3-3-22

Episode Date: March 3, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the act It's the act Yeah, it's time to talk, shop, and do A Yankee pop, it's the act It's the act Oh, shit. That doesn't look stupid. Looks like a country boy.

All right, Z Yak. Yeah, there we go. Good job, Brandon. Before we get started, we have a presentation. There has been a gift sent into the show. I'm not sure what it is. I don't think anyone has said it. I know exactly what it is. You can tell by the shape already.

Jay and Big Cat. This is a KB appreciation gift. What? It must be Italian. It says fragile. You got me. That's right. This is for Kyle Bauer. It is fragile. It is fragile. Yeah. Who sent this? A fan. A loyal

listener is what I've been told i don't looks like that might take a while to honor it is fragile so because it is yeah who is i haven't been told who sent it i haven't been told what it is uh i'm for another once he opens it you'll know it you'll i'm for another unboxing time for another unboxing i. Let's see what's in this box. Quite simple. Let's see what's in this box. Let's see what's in this box. Because it's time for another unboxing. Let's see what's in this box.

It was almost well-timed. It was almost well-timed. He just ran into a snake. Oh, it's fragile. Be careful. Be careful. Oh, no, no. Not a box.

It was swinging too much on him. It needs to be... Kyle, are you excited, little guy? You deserve this, buddy. We got a box cutter. You know people love you to death. Viciously tearing it open. He's got it. Today's your special day, man. The present's still going to be there in a minute.

Yeah, buddy. Alright, we've got the two... It is taped at the end. What is it, Kyle? Oh, no. What is it, Kyle? Tell them what it is, Kyle. Come on, buddy.

It's a Hasidic Jew KB That's unreal That's amazing Isn't that awesome man? Stand him up Yeah let's put him In front of the door out there. Wait, is it life-size? I think it is.

It's actually a little bit bigger. There's a note on the back. Hey, there's a note on the back of the head. Be careful with the head. Put it in the empty chair. That's the most sensitive part of a Jew. It is the most sensitive part. Put it in the empty chair today.

No, no, I think you should put it in front of the door. Outside. I'm going to put this in, like, an today. No, no. I think you should put it in front of the door. Outside. I'm going to put this in like an establishment. Yeah, yeah. Put it in front of like... What's in this Jewish item in a store? Just put it in a bank. Like Dana beers and a Circle K.

He's so excited, man. He deserves that. He deserves that. He deserves that. Yeah, he does. Hair. The worst placement for the camera. Let's see if this guy hits it. Congratulations, Kyle.

Uh-oh. Love that, man. And what's the note say who is this from well you've got a note in your hand amazing gift yeah and uh for those of you watching send more of those yeah more jewish kyle's i want the whole lobby filled with a terracotta army of jewish oh they it's from orthodox yes. That makes it better. Yes. That makes it all good. That makes it all okay. The Orthodox Jew community sent that.

Just got together as a community and sent it? Yeah. I don't know if this is personal or not. Oh, he's taking a picture of it. Connor Blackett. Oh, yeah. We're big fans of yours, and as Orthodox Jews, we know you are a big fan of ours.

We are honored to print this cutout for you and have you join the tribe. Oh, my God. In the same regard as Nancy Pelosi donning a Kente cloth and Darren Revell owning MLK memorabilia. I don't recommend showing this to Brandon. You know how they are down south. Also, it's curious yoil. Please stop saying

yoil. You sound like a shaggetz. Please enjoy the... Is it Joel? I guess? Okay. Please enjoy this life size cutout from the Yamaka wearing friend sincerely. I want to shout him out.

Shout him out. And Ben Bice. Ben Bice? The nephew of Bo Bice? It's E-I-S-S. That's the worst way to spell. That was amazing, Ben. Made my day.

You're loved, man. That was awesome. Enrique just walked in and shaking his head. Being over there, though, we can't see it. We can't see the reaction. We can put him at the end of the hall over there. Facing the door, but also facing us a little bit. What about Erica's doorway?

Ecstatic. I think that'll be awesome in your furniture-less, decor-less apartment. Be like the background of Three Men and a Baby. You should get it framed. I'm okay being the only one. Put it in a glass case.

I did. Remember there was a ghost child on that movie. On what movie? Three Men and a Baby. Oh, yeah. Looks like he's at the mic. It doesn't look like he's about to talk to us. What?

Break it down here. What photo of Kyle is that? Oh, look at him. He's just taking it in. Oh, my God. That's amazing. I love it. It is life-size, too, and I hate that that's how. I love it.

It is life-size, too, and I hate that that's how short I am. It looks like the sad boy sweatshirt's a hat on the brain as well. Yeah. It's Jewish, too. It does, the two of them. Can we sell those in the store? I would buy one. I would, too.

We would sell a disgusting amount of those, too. Yeah. Frank, what do you think? That's some hat. Yeah, too. We would sell a disgusting amount of those, too. Yeah. Frank, what do you think? That's some hat. Yeah, yeah. Isn't it? You had a big day yesterday. Yes, I did.

I like your hat. Hat. You got to let people know that you're wearing a hat. That's awesome. You're damn right, Fleming. You know, Devils are actually coming out next year with Devils Briefs. It's going to actually say Briefs. I like that a lot. I like that a whole lot. What did I call him? No, your big day

yesterday. Yep, I went down to the MLB headquarters. I heard these guys. No longer a sport. Guarded in any way? No, I guess not. Heaven, you fucking douche. I know you hate him the most. You fucking douchebag. Heaven did not see it.

He didn't even look at it. That's how he acts when they're on the street, too. Yeah, he just like... He thought it was a real person. Yeah. Subconsciously. What the fuck has happened

to this company? He's ingrained. We're just letting everybody in now. Jesus Christ. I look natural. You look right. I get approached a lot. I don't know if that's just a everybody in now. Jesus Christ. I look natural. You look right. I get approached a lot. I don't know if that's just a thing for all New Yorkers.

Are you Jewish? Yeah. You get it more than any of us. I do, yeah. When you're in Central Park, you get it all the time. Are they recording? I always feel so bad telling them no. Why? They're nice.

Yeah, but they're just asking you. It's not your fault. They do it and they do some prayer. I wish I was. Actually, it is your fault you're not Jewish. But it's a hard religion to convert to. You know, Crocs Kid thought I was Jewish. You were Jewish?

Yeah, good throwback. Why? Well, he's the one that helped me start the Raw Dog episodes. Wait a second. I actually need to hear everything you've ever done with Crocs Kid. He basically helped me get the Raw Dogging started. So, for those who don't know, he was an

intern here. He kind of like alienated himself by doing these bits where he would only wear Crocs and wear like a Crocs necklace. It was just like a full Croc on his necklace. He was a weirdo. And then out of nowhere, he just had a million followers on TikTok. That's back when interns were mostly weirdos.

That class was all weirdos. He was a different type. I'm amazed at how little people are noticing this. People don't care about it. Just blowing right by it. And basically what he told me was that he's becoming a producer here and he wanted to start producing content. I didn't know

of course I'm just part time at the time so I didn't know who's interns and who's not interns and who's real and who's not and he basically said that he goes I know you like hot dogs why don't you go out there and start trying hot dogs and he's actually the one that really started helping me get the raw dogging thing started.

And we started out by walking around New York and finding hot dog stands. And he actually is the one that encouraged me to spike it in front of the guy. We had a vision for virality. The spike was amazing. Beautiful picture of Barstool this is and when he's talking to me he goes he goes he goes now do you have to have the kosher hot dogs this is no he goes he goes and and first it didn't dawn on me that he said it then he did he said he goes uh uh are you what are you gonna do for yom kippur and it's like i was i just thought you were yeah you just

assumed you were jewish i wonder why he asked about yom kippur and it's like oh he just thought you were yeah he just assumed you were Jewish I wonder why when he asked about Yom Kippur that's when you were like oh wow yeah it's like no I'm not Jewish in fact

I forgot the exact conversation but he was like he goes asking in fact I just so then you hit him with an open fist

or a closed fist no but it's it actually I think part of the clip is on one of the Raw Dog episodes that he did. It was the conversation he was asking me about. He basically assumed I was Jewish. Bob Fox?

Bob Fox likes Jewish people. He flummoxed right now. Oh, here comes KFC. KFC. KFC's still. He just doesn't notice. Oh. He almost touched it and he blew right by it.

You might think it's actually Kyle. I think he does. Maybe he's doing another one of his brain bits. I don't think it's that funny. I think it's just an awesome gift. Yeah, it's an awesome piece. One of one. And you look fly.

You'll definitely notice it if it's sitting in a lobby. I'll admit, when it first came out, I thought that the thing on the top of the head was hair. I was like, damn, that's a cool haircut. Yeah, that would be... Nobody cares. Oh!

Oh, no. That was a hate crime. That's a hate crime. Make sure it stays up. In this day and age. That was a hate crime. Wow. I actually like this new angle.

I think people just walking by will blow it. She didn't. We're a prank show now. They're going to knock over this. It's a hate crime. Instant hate crime. Yep. We've been talking about doing hate crime for a while.

Yeah, it's finally time. Season eight. Hate crime season. Season eight. Season eight. Didn't Croc's kid get in trouble like spilling a bunch of milk on a subway Yes he did I think he poured about

40 gallons of Fruit loops on a subway I think he actually Trying to do the Eric Andre The exact same thing He was going to get signed to the team Yeah he was being onboarded To the Nelk boys Specifically like ruined it That seemed to be the exact same thing. Wasn't he going to be an elk boy? He was going to get signed to the team. Yeah, he was being onboarded to the elk boys. And that specifically ruined it?

Wait, he was that dude? Yeah. Yes. What was that noise? Wait, what do you know about him? We don't have to, like, he doesn't work here. You don't have to. Yeah.

I hated that video. I've seen some of his videos, and they. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was like disrupting people. Yeah, they were bad, yeah. Disrupting the public peace. Yeah, I don't know. Or, like, standing up in a lecture hall,... Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was like disrupting people. Yeah, they were bad, yeah. Disrupting the public peace. Yeah, I don't know. Or like standing up in a lecture hall

and it's like, gosh, he's had enough. It was always like going into a classroom and like doing something unconventional, like a home, a domestic activity. Here comes Fitzsimmons. Oh, no. Here comes hate crime, hate crime.

How? People were just avoiding it. Well, I guess. That was just like he got noticeably uncomfortable stepping around it. Yeah. Dude. Can we Zoom cam somebody, like, putting that in, like, the deli across the street? I'll bring it.

You want me to? What if it gets stolen? Yeah, you're not going to get it back. I would just... You don't want to lose it. Yeah, you don't want to lose it. She's got her eyes on it Yeah she does

She wants to fuck it Security might make a move She is fucking Okay no I'm taller That's not life size You sure? Better not be No cause

I think I'm tall I'm about as tall As the top of the hat Yeah right Oh man We should just have this Live cam going all day Yeah so we could Box and box Oh, man. We should just have this live cam going all day.

Yeah, so we could box and box. Not a lot of people here today, though. No, there's not. Or any day. Frank, on your minion shit. It's Thursday, so it's basically the weekend. That it is. That it is.

Are you going to be protesting anymore, Frank? Well, if there's no settlement in two weeks, I think we're going to actually have to go out to the commissioner's office at Park Avenue. That's a phenomenal picture. That's an artsy shot. Wow. Did you get arrested? Well, you know, how things like that happen. Y'all staged it.

Oh, you know. Yeah. Good answer. Stooley told you to sit down and look arrested, didn't he? Oh, for so long. Oh, for so long. Stooley, he's been watching the tapes for years. He knew.

Yeah, he knew. He knows the code. I'm not saying anything. He was having flashbacks to outside of Goodell's office. How long did you guys have to stay in the jail? Whoever it was. He just got out this morning. Overnight?

Leave him alone. He doesn't want to talk. He's been through a lot. Oh, he's fucking embarrassed. Oh, look. Look. Oh, Malasek's Jewish. Malasek hates it.

My shoulder rubbed it. I would have fucked. I wouldn't have liked that. That's just disrespectful. Here comes tech guy Andrew. Uh-oh. He doesn't let anything slide. No. Here comes tech guy Andrew. Uh oh. He doesn't let anything slide. Nope. Okay.

I don't think he notices anything. He's a very eyes front kind of guy. A cardboard cutout is the least tech thing there is. There's that guy. I'm rags. I'm rags. I'm a bad guy. I might have to do a soda review next to it.

What's your soda that you got? Is it a Jewish soda? Well, it's kind of like an Eastern Europe soda. Okay. Is that your first review next to a Jew? Probably not. Yeah. Right.

Good point. Yeah, they could blend in. They could be anywhere. I told Riley to come down at 115 because I have a gift for him. Oh, we owe him something. Well, I have his gift here. I didn't know there was already going to be a gift on the show, but I told him to be here at 115.

It's 117. We either owe him something or we have to push him to his limits. Yeah, let's make him do something. See where he'll stop. Let's make him do something. I gotta go get him because I told him to be here and he's not here. I was talking to him yesterday and I was like, dude, you're down for anything. Why is Stefan shaking his head? He was like genuinely furious at it.

Stefan Jewish? Oh, fall back. Fall back. Oh yeah, he's taking a time out. Jeez. What's, uh, what's Jewish KB's name? I'm trying. Somebody said Curious Kyle. How about Shlomo?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's subtle. That's subtle. Max. Yeah. Ethan. Yeah. Yeah. Ethan. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Here comes Riley. Yeah, here he comes. He is. Can we put it more in the walkway so people have to actively avoid it? They are having an incredible point. Oh, for soul. Holy fuck.

Oh, that son of a bitch. I hate him. I hate him. Oh, for soul. Yeah, that needs to be... Oh, God. Great point, Steve. And that needs to be more of a distraction.

More of an impeding. So we might put you more to work, possibly. I don't know. We'll have discussions. You get to decide. We either have a gift for you or you get pushed to your furthest limit. Furthest limit? Okay. So yesterday I was like, you're down for anything.

You were like, can you tell me to start smoking cigarettes next time? And I was like, you can just start smoking, man. I can. Yeah, but you want to. It's better if I get forced anyway. He already has earned the first kill. You have cigarettes? You're a smoker now, I guess.

Cigs are cool. Yeah, they are. Yeah, they are. What are we going to make Riley do? Oh my god. Yeah, this is... Fuck yeah. Maybe in the meat suit just sprint and tackle that cardboard cutout?

No. I will do that. I think that should be in public. Billy likes it. Of course Billy likes it. And here's your pants. Here's your meat pants. Should I go put these on?

We want you to go steal a painting. I'll go put them on. I'll come back. All right. And can you move Jewish Kyle a little bit more into the hallway? Into the center. Maybe we should make him wear the meat suit and just go talk to someone and have a normal conversation, completely disregarding the meat suit.

I think he's just going to wear the meat suit as a normal piece of clothing anyway. Yeah, I think this office dress is so, I guess, absurdly that it wouldn't. Just throw it on the ground. No respect. I've got to be real with you guys. Yeah? I have nothing to talk about today. No.

Not at all. Does this mean now that he took the meat suit and touched Jewish KB? The impure now? Is that meat now kosher? I think that's how it works. That's how it's done. Put it right under a vent. There's Erica.

You're about to fall. All over New York. No Erica was here today. Stay on your ground. You're shaky out there, man. Jewish KB is flimsy. Kind of want to try to get some hoes with him. I want him to get some. Jewish KB to get hoes? Yeah. of want to try to get some hoes with him. I want him to get some.

Jewish KB to get hoes? Yeah. You think you could have a threesome? I want to put him somewhere publicly until like you, him, and Roel takes a picture with him. Why? What would her caption be? I don't know. Maybe just for the camera roll.

Or a personal collection. A memory. Take it down to Times Square that's it you crazy motherfucker take it down to Times Square you'll have people go here try my CD

it's great music can I have $10 that's anybody in Times Square you'll have Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse posing with it. Someone that looks sort of like Iron Man. Yeah, not quite, though. Not quite. A little off.

How long does it take for Riley to get changed? Oh, he changes quickly. Really? What? I don't know. Why would we know for Riley to get changed? Oh, he changes quickly. Really? What? I don't know. Why would we know the answer to that question? I'm going to have to rely on him today again. On Riley?

He changes quickly. We can push Riley. There's got to be some other online web games we could play. Definitely. T-shirts? That takes a little bit of setup. Let's watch some jump scare videos. You know, there's now, we've gone from wordle to quarter.

What's that? Octordle. What's octordle? Is that in eight letters? Yeah, eight words. Eight words? You have to get a full fucking sentence? Eight words?

Yeah, you have to try to get eight words. That's asinine. I don't really get... Like, I don't really understand, like... We were talking about this the other day. Like, I feel like Wordle is a game that is, like, for dumb people to think that they're smart. Yeah. Because it's like...

All you gotta do is just follow the rules, and you're gonna get... Like, it's pretty hard not to get the words. Oh, yeah. He looks good. He looks good as fuck. God damn. It's fun, though. It is fun. I play it every day. How do you feel? I don't share my score. Wow. You look good. He looks good as fuck. God damn. It's fun, though. It is fun.

I play it every day. How do you feel? I don't share my score. Wow. You look good. So what are the meats in there? There's a roast beef, a turkey, a ham. It's odd that the chicken has some good real estate.

Apple with smoked bacon. Hell yeah, dude. I have never felt better in my life. You look good. And it's slimming? It doesn't look like a costume by any means. Hell yeah, dude. I have never felt better in my life. Really? You look good. And it's slimming? It doesn't look like a costume by any means. It just looks like a good fit.

Guy woke up and decided to. Meats are fatty, but the cut's slim. Yeah, that's it. It's nice. That's kind of what I want. Yeah. That's exactly right, Owen. No, and it's like from afar you can't tell what's meat.

It just looks like a fly-ass pattern. It does. It actually looks exactly like the sweatshirt I got at Kith. Yeah, it looks exactly like your Kith sweatshirt. It does. Yeah. Oh, Jake will love this. I've been dreaming of this moment for years.

Oh, what do you want to do? How do you want to celebrate? You got to do something. I do. Should we go spy cam? Yeah. Probably. Outside the go spy cam? Yeah. Probably. Outside the office, inside the office. Yeah.

He gets to go to a strip club with all of the cash in all of our pockets. All right. That would be tough. I'm going to take spy cam into a strip club, though. Zero dollars cash. I got Washington Heights in my pockets. Stackle one. There's a strip club here called Hoops Cabaret.

It's a basketball-'s a strip club here called Hoops Cabaret It's a basketball themed strip club And all the dancers Dance on basketball hoops On basketball? Why not just a basketball floor? On the hoops? What do you mean on hoops? The ground is like the backboard

And then it looks like a basketball hoop underneath That's nonsense They all wear basketball jerseys What's it called? Hoops Cabaret. So, that's a dunk on it. This is an establishment I found from Gooch. Open now?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Where is it? It's on like 33rd Street. I'll go with you. So, we'll do a live yak there next Friday. Yeah, click it. Let's see. I would go with you now.

Oh, they have short rib sliders? Fried lobster tails? Damn. Yeah, let's go get some food from a strip club. And the strippers wear jerseys. Don't forget that. For a little bit. Ooh.

Who gets to be the ref? Big game. So none of these girls are all stock images. Oh, whoa! Oh! This feels out of place in Manhattan. That's like an Indiana thing. For Riley.

It's on 33rd? I think so. It's like on this ball. No, it's not very far from here. So Dan never did the street performing in L.A. We could have Riley go do some street performing. Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah.

Let's do that. Do we have a deck of cards? Kat's challenge was to just go outside and perform. Let's have him do all of our challenges. You could do everything.

Sure. So you have to perform... Until you get $5. Again, and then... You don't have to. You still have 78 cigarettes to smoke.

Oh, okay. Because you didn't smoke any of them. Actually, I have 60. You don't have to, but I feel like you want to. You have to perform until you accrue $10. It can be a mime. It can be a song.

We need a camera guy. Dancing. It can be whatever you want it to be. It's just somebody carries a spy cam behind him or around him, right? I could go film him. Yeah, but what's your skill? You kick me in the balls. Oh. That's not really. You don't need to do that. Oh, you don't have skill? You can kick me in the balls. Oh.

That's not really. You don't need to do that. Oh, you don't have to go there. That's not a skill. You just have to have balls. Well, you don't. They're small. Yeah, but.

Okay. It's hard to hit the target. Okay. A skill for the. Maybe no more punishment. We'll keep going with the gifts. Making somebody's days better is always a good time. Or we could kick him in the ball.

No. I don't want to kick him in the balls How is that the first talent you had? What are you good at man? When you interviewed they were like what are your skills? You could kick me in the balls Did the M-Rags just kick you in the balls? Yeah I guess you're hired

Yeah basically I did get stepped on the balls one time in a rugby game That really hurt Were you playing or in the stands? No. I was playing. I was laying face first, and the dude just squished. Really hurt.

What noise did you make? Ugh. Oh, okay. I thought higher pitched. Yowowow. Like Luigi. Nobody cares about Jewish KB. That says a lot about the people in this office

I think it's just natural I think your Christian KB That's just KB Yeah you're right That is way more KB than you are He knows who he is He doesn't have to experiment with different leathers and jackets We're in a glassed room Where we're always giggling Everyone just assumes with different leathers and jackets. He's dressed very close to the way you were dressed.

Also, we're in a glassed room where we're always giggling. Everyone just assumes everything is a prank. Yeah, it is just right out there. It's not subtle at all. You do wander the streets like a Jewish man. Like Moses in the desert. He was Jewish, right? He led his people.

Moses? He led the Jews. They were trekkers. Like 40 years. They walked for 40 years. Yeah, dude. You know, right before Easter, they always show the Ten Commandments. Yeah.

Which basically is the story of Passover. Yeah. And my favorite part is this guy, Energy Robinson, he's got to be the most annoying man on the planet. Yeah, yeah, see? Where's your Moses now, see? That's how he's acting in the Ten Commandments? That's how Edward G. Robinson talked.

That's how they spoke back then. Where's your Moses now? How many commandments can you name? Not all of them, or even close to what percent. I can't see any of them. Probably name one. Thou shall not steal from thy neighbor.

Yeah, that's good. Steal. Is that not one? It's not thy neighbor. Anybody. I think it says thy neighbor. Oh, it's love thy neighbor. It's the thy neighbor. Anybody. I think it says thy neighbor. They all end in thy neighbor. Oh, it's love thy neighbor.

Right. It's the golden rule. Infidelity. Then you can't covet their wife. I'm a thy neighbor's wife. The neighbor's wife. I shall not fuck thy neighbor's wife. Yeah.

Speaking of which. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Speaking of which. Yeah. This is the 49th anniversary of Mike Kekic and Fritz Peterson coming to spring training for the New York Yankees and announcing proudly that they have swapped wives. Oh, yeah.

How'd that end up for them? Not well for one of them. It ended up well for one of them. Fritz Peterson and Susan Kekic are still married, and Mike Kekic ended up the loser. He didn't get anyone. Oh, damn it. TJ, can you pull up that Yak tweet Quick just did?

Pretty funny. He just did it? Just did it. He's been killing it. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's Kratom. That's unreal. Wait, wait. I want that in a kratom store oh is there a kratom store nearby there i mean

yeah you know exactly where it sells kratom the closest we need to give you like a polo and like a polo and a clip store though a polo and like a uh a clipboard so you can just walk in and speak hey we're here just put this next to the display you know you can get kratom on uber eats let's make riley do this all right what what am i doing bring a jewish kyle to a kratom store and just like like hey can i speak to the manager uh i can do that i would just set it up and if somebody asked no i would just do it and then if someone asked To say like you were hired From a fake company Management Yeah

The way those stores work Like I used to work At a convenience store Random people would just show up With cardboard cutouts And put them in Yeah It's usually for like Coca-Cola

But if it was for Or like a Yeah Jewish Kyle And it was a guy in a mid suit I'm sure they would believe you That would be so funny It would be so funny

The thing is I would just We would need to see people's reactions. People going in. Just knowing that it's theirs feels pretty good though. Yeah, that's it. I don't think people care.

So you're saying goodbye already? That would be a nice piece for your house. Easy to explain when people come over. Maybe we need like five. There's a Kratom shop a half mile away? There's definitely Kratom closer to here. Yeah. Kratom everywhere?

There is Kratom at, yeah. You can get Kratom at Duane Reade. Should I do it in the Duane Reade downstairs? Oh, yeah. Am I at a loop? What is Kratom? Kratom's like an over-the-counter opioid. I don't even know yet.

Yeah. I should have researched. I'm in too deep. Frank, like CBD to weed? Yeah. Kratom, heroin. That's actually a fair comparison. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You said it best. Again, CBD is weak. It does virtually nothing. It's got a placebo effect. And Kratom is as well? No. It's not, but it's not heroin. Have you ever done heroin?

No. Look at this guy. He's a handsome guy. His titties are popping out. He's got to be a bachelor. He's got to be a bachelor. He's got to be a bachelor. Big old titties on him.

Of course, Kelly makes her rounds. Yeah. Hey, Kelly's checking it out. Oh, fuck. Here comes Blatman. Oh, no. He's going to have issues with this. Is he going to look?

He's looking. He's looking hard. If it offends you, you're the problem. Yeah. Fuck you, dude. Are you on my team or not he's on the team that's not offensive is it no

who made it like one of the orthodox Jews Westchester County or of Tom's River of Monmouth County apparently New Jersey has a town that is even more of Westchester County or of Tom's River of Monmouth County. One of them. Well, apparently New Jersey has a town that is even more Jewish than Curious Yoil.

What's it called? Oh, it fell. Eamon knocked it over. Eamon knocked it over? She was the last person to walk by it. And of course, she's walking by it

at this time. Yeah, Riley, get on that, would you? She doesn't sit that way or that way. What was she doing Any route she takes She wanted to see Jewish Kyle

That's a sad sight KFC is lingering too That's fine I'm over it I like it I'm over it You're starting to resent him No I want it He's more popular

You want to bring him in Oh It's a sad sight. Yeah, it is. Brandon, what's up? What's the new town? What's the Jewish town in Jersey? I forget the name. Is it Livingston? Not quite. Highland Park? How's Livingston, Frank? Oh, is it? What are you doing? Tell him to stop I'm going to bring it in Just keep him on the floor Or I could just hold him

Oh Riley You're good Is it Lakewood? Is what? Is it Lakewood? Yeah I think Is it Lakewood in New Jersey? Yeah, I think it's Lakewood. Oh, I thought you were talking about Arby's meat, so I was going to say yes. I still do the liquids.

You look good with like a crease. Did I ever tell you that? No, first time. That's not the best photo of you. How'd you get these scars? You want to know how I got this scar? On my poster. That particular beard was perfect

for what you needed it to do. That's just his regular facial hair. You did a good job. Yeah, you've gotten pretty hot. I don't like that. Took a cancer scare. Yeah, you've gotten pretty hot. I don't like that. Took a cancer scare. Yeah, yeah. I'm all right.

You look like Ponyboy right now. Yeah, you do look like Ponyboy. That's my favorite TikToker. I don't know who that is. Oh, he's my favorite TikToker. Pull him up. I was talking to outsiders. He just works out.

TJ, I'll send you something. You guys see Liver Kings in New York City? What? Yeah, I did see that. We've got to go find them. Billy football's trying to get them in. Billy set up a trap. What's the trap?

It's just a cage with a bunch of bones in it. Yeah, I believe that. I think I could kill liver king with a pin. You think so? Probably. I think he would pop. He is humongous. He was an African.

So, he's got to be so unhealthy. You think so? I can't imagine what his blood pressure is. He's like, he doesn't allow like Wi-Fi in his house. Like the vibrations of that. He has all of his kids eating liver too. Oh, really? Yeah.

I saw a video on Instagram yesterday and they were like like, cheers, tribe. Let's begin the feast. And they all just start eating raw meat. And he eats a heart. Yeah. And they all eat liver. He doesn't eat vegetables. The noise his chest makes when he's not talking or breathing is insane. Well, he's got to be on insane amounts of steroids, too.

I don't know, man. Yes, he is. He's ginormous. His skin is like purple, too. I don't know who this is. Liver King rules. He does rule. Do you guys like Liverwurst, the lunch meat?

No. One of the best lunch meats you can get. Liverwurst is actually good. Pretty good, right? Yeah, I like having it on my Super Bowl sandwich, which I have with prosciutto, gabagol, a little bit of ham, some roast beef, and, of course, the capper and the most important thing is wonder barbalone. Yeah, that's right. Anything else?

No. Any veggies on it, or is it strictly a meat? The meat mountain. There's no vegetables ever put on my sandwiches. Condiments? Nope. I don't put no mayo. No condiment.

Just meat and bread? Dry ass. A bunch of meat and bread? Dry ass Bunch of meat and bread? You've got to throw some mustard on there or something What about balsamic? No, no, no, no, no What about oil, vinegar? What about some mayo?

No vinegar Nope Vinegar is disgusting, I hate vinegar What? You love vinegar Vinegar is terrible It smell repulses me Then you would love a brand new sweatshirt from the barstool you love vinegar vinegar is terrible it it it it it it

it it repulses me then you would love a brand new sweatshirt from the barstool oh I know that smell

yeah and the first thing I do that is a wild the first thing I do with that smell is I put the clothes in the hamper

and I throw it in the friggin washer it does remove so don't like the colors only get stronger after the first wash is what the card says. Don't mind the smell. What's wrong with this world?

I just said fucking 50 goddamn push-ups in New York City. He's touching the ground. Times Square. Why do people come to like... I guess it's like... Him doing push-ups is nothing. Yeah. It's not impressive. Look at him.

He's big. Oh, come on. What is he doing? Steroids. Nothing. Look at that steroids gut. Steroids. This is Central Park.

He always sounds sick. No, that's not Central Park. Middle or the end, all we know is we're going to keep going until we're successful. So I'm here with my friends. He always sounds sick. Taking a break. No, that's not Central Park. They're working out. Yeah, that's Lower East Side. Go up to him in the... What up, Primal?

That's him on the left. With none other than the best Bushman. That's kind of awesome. Yeah. Is he flying private? Shirtless. That's his company of supplements, by the way. That's a lot of supplements. That's his company of supplements, by the way. We got the bone marrow with breakfast, lunch, and dinner. We got the living collagen because Leverking took the proper push-up yesterday.

And he hurt his shoulder a little bit. So the shoulder's going to be good to go tomorrow because of the collagen. Leverking's stomach's feeling a little queasy. So I can get back to feeling good. Talks to the third person? Yes. And I'm getting down to the thyroid for the energy. Thigh is for the immune system.

And then testosterone minerals for all the electrolytes. You should maybe try taking it one at a time. ...wouldn't be a whole beast without eating a whole beast, so that's gonna... Frank, he'd like your Super Bowl sandwich.

Did I say meat or plate? Plate of meat getting down to this carnivore breakfast living out. I bet you if he went to that North Sentinel Island, like, they wouldn't kill him.

That one where they kill all the missionaries? Yeah, a lame-ass missionary they would kill. They would 100%. You think they would worship him? They would let him. Let him live. He's 19.

Look at that. Can that be comfortable to be like that? Why is he so red? Good God. I'm obsessed with uncontacted tribes. This guy actually looks like a cartoon character. Yeah, or stories of people who grew up in a bunker and shit. Oh, yeah.

How many uncontacted tribes do we believe still exist? I don't know. There can't be that many. You know, in World War II, there was a Japanese soldier that got lost on a desert island, one of those islands out there. Is this the story of Unbroken? No. Damn. And maybe like 20, 25 years later, he made contact with people and thought the war was still going on. Jesus.

Oh, shit. Yeah. All right. I think killed by a... I really just don't know what's going on. I think killed by a bow and arrow would be pretty painful. Yeah. Yeah.

Ouch. That's how they killed the last dude that tried to go to that. I thought it was a spear. It's an island. Really? Was it? I don't know. A spear is a bad way to die.

He was pulling up on a... So he was a Mormon or just a Christian? He was a Christian missionary and a bunch of people told him not to do die. He was pulling up on a... So he was a Mormon or just a Christian? He was a Christian missionary and a bunch of people told him not to do it and he wanted glory. And he pulled up on a sailboat or some shit

and he just fucked up. So fast. I think they flew a drone over one of them and they took that shit down. I'm obsessed. I love them. My toxic trait is

I think they would fuck with me. Oh, this is Ponyboy. He he just works out half his hair is blonde oh wait i know this i love pony boy so much dude look at this focus on you focus everybody go follow pony boy i want him higher but i don't know what i would do with myself if i look did he spell check i don't think so that focus focus on you. And people tell him sob stories and he works out to them. That's awesome. I mean, he's in shape, but after that first guy.

Yeah, he's nothing. Yeah. But isn't that the whole thing with working out? You're never the biggest guy. No, yeah. Liver King might be the biggest guy. Ever. Yeah, but then there's somebody who jumps 10 feet standing up like we watched the other week. Yeah.

I've been getting anus-targeted ads on my TikTok over and over and over again. Wait, is it Kyle doing the dance? No. Look at this. Here's my legs. Give me. Hell yeah. That's just an ad.

Oh, good graphics. What the fuck is this? Fuck yeah. He's like bootleg. I don't know, but I have four different ones. Here's the next one. Are they $30? I think that's fake.

Here's the third one. That's awesome. I get one like at least once a day. Yeah, our promo's doing... Here's the fourth one. I don't know why it's happening. Wait, so someone's paying for this. It said sponsored content at the top.

These are four different videos. Some random dude. Guilty. All right, man, we're trying our best. It's working. It's getting eyeballed. Wait, 205 million likes? Yeah, they're good shirts.

What the fuck is that? I can't even go to the account. Yeah, dude, they're good-ass shirts. $205 million? I imagine it's some sort of site we're paying to, like, burner promo clips for the Barstool store or something. But they don't crop. I would hope this is not with the ads that we're running.

It worked for me. I bought a shirt. Fuck yeah, thanks, man. From Redbubble. Relaxing. Just stumbling across that. like it worked for me i want a shirt fuck yeah thanks man from from red bubble just stumbling across that so there's no information about where to buy the shirt uh tj what else you got out ceo of pizza hut anything good for what's this he's these lads. What's up? What's up? Yo, KJ, what time is the game tonight? Hold on, let me ask Dean. Yo, what's up?

What's up? What's up? What's up? That's horrible. EJ? What is EJ? You think that was funny? I don't know.

That was an ironic like. You're following the OK Boomer girl. No comment. She's so hot You think so? Yeah I don't like that Like her

Trying to be like a kid Yeah What's she doing? That's a big That's a Kind of a red flag Is this Wait

What was that guy doing? What? Dribbling Or when people tried to cancel her And they were like She was a soldier And wherever she's from. And they're like, she has 85 confirmed kills. Yeah, they were like, what?

I was like, what? No, she doesn't. They're giving her Chris Kyle numbers. She was on the arena in New Orleans during Katrina. Fucking sniping. What a legend. People just completely make shit up and then everyone just goes with it. Like, it's so true.

It's amazing how fast people get to stardom and then immediately get canceled. Yeah. Like, the girl that fell off the stage with Matt Stafford. Oh, yeah. And she got famous for falling. Yeah. She wasn't attempting to get famous. I know.

We had to out her as a terrible person. Sometimes the fame finds you. Is there a meeting around you right now, know. We had to out her as a terrible person. Is there a meeting around you right now, Kyle? There is. It must be a finance meeting. Big wigs. Alright. Did you guys see Jackass? I thought it was bad.

You thought it was bad? It wasn't bad. The guys are old. It wasn't that great. It was like 90% dicks. It wasn't that great. So it was like 90% dicks. So Kyle, you like loved it. How does it work? I didn't love it. I hate, yeah. I hate they used

sound effects to make the stunts seem more extreme. It was pretty obvious. Like the lower, like the less intense things. They are just meeting around you. Are the new people funny? No. Really? I wouldn't think so. One of them is perfect. I thought they did well. One of them is just a perfect sphere.

Yeah, I've been following that kid on Twitter. Yeah, he's funny looking. Yeah. New Batman came out. Is it out? I'm pretty sure, yeah. It's small. Oh, really?

So that's one franc, zero sass? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I saw people talking about it. I think there's some early access. Are you ordering it? Clem saw it, like, yesterday. Yeah, I thought people were seeing it. I think there's some early access. Clem saw it like yesterday. Yeah, I thought people were seeing it. Yeah, I don't know how.

It's early access. It really got like midnight and stuff. Wow. New level of nerd. I think Bob Fox is going tonight. Two and a half hours. No, thank you. I'm going to watch it for sure. all reimaginings of our old characters are

now all depressing and morose why aren't why don't we ever that's just the nature of batman like well the batman has has had you know bright colorful ones before and they've not been good but this one is supposed to be like dark and depressing that's gen z that's yeah but also people like played up like i saw a tweet everyone says how like messed up they are from playing the characters in batman yeah yeah it was like jack nicholas like wouldn't allow shooting on thursday to sunday because of his la lakers season tickets yeah yeah i saw that too i i uh i'm gonna watch it i think it looks good honestly i saw the trailer i think it looks good, honestly.

I saw the trailer. I think it looks good. Originally, I thought it was going to be stupid because I saw that Robert Pattinson wasn't going to get jacked for it. What was the trailer we saw that looked like it sucked? We refused to watch it. It was called Dog. That movie's fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm talking about Jake Gyllenhaal's Ambulance. That was the worst movie ever.

That movie looks awful. Terrible. Ambulance. Yeah. I think that looks really good. Exactly. talking about oh really ambulance oh yeah worst movie ever that movie looks terrible yeah ambulance yeah i think that looks really good oh wait did you see it looks good and everybody in the theater started laughing especially when they revealed the name was ambulance training day and that other cop one that um they They hijack an ambulance. They rob a bank and steal an ambulance. Oh, sorry. Can we watch the trailer?

Half bat, half man. He's not half bat. He's full man. He's full man. He's got a bunch of gadgets. He's a rich guy cosplaying as some superhero who doesn't use a gun. Yes. He's not cosplaying.

He is a superhero. He doesn't use a gun. He's not cosplaying. He also doesn't kill people. He just is. He's not cosplaying. He is a superhero. He doesn't use a gun. He's not cosplaying. He also doesn't kill people. He just is. He's not cosplaying either. You'd rather watch it completely unrealistic that someone hijacks an ambulance. So movies have to be realistic? No, but you're just saying like, oh, it's so...

The one that looks really terrible right now is that one where the moon comes towards Earth. You've seen that one? Don't Look Up? No. Moonfall. Moonfall. That looks... That's literal. TJ, that one? Don't look up? No. Moonfall. That's a good apt name.

That's literal. TJ, that R is too big. I love your brother to death, but that R is way too big. Oh, what an R. You find a bigger R. Hard. Oh, that's an R?

I didn't know what that was. Why is it so hard? Jesus. Scarlet letter. What's with the hard R? That is... Actually, I could borrow that. I could finish my collection.

Yeah, yeah. Nice. My God, that's a big R. That is... Actually, I could borrow that. I could finish my collection. Yeah, yeah. My God, that's a big R. Thanks. You're on Nebraska. Hey, what's your favorite movie? DJ does have the biggest R's, probably in the office. I would go with Jerry Maguire and The Truman Show. Neck and neck.

Truman Show, yeah, that could happen. It is happening to someone. The show. Jerry Maguire could happen. I mean, a, that could happen. It is happening to someone. That could happen. The show. Jerry Maguire could happen. I mean, a sports agent could get disenfranchised easily. The Kyler Murray saga is exactly like Rod Tidwell. It is.

Except they don't play the same position. But they both play for the Arizona Cardinals. Will you pay money to go see Ambulance? I would, yeah. I haven't been to the movies in so long. I used to go to the movies a lot, so I see a lot of movies typically. Or I used to. I hadn't been in a while, but I went and saw.

I took the boys to see No Way Home. And they peed 95 times. It was constantly moving. Get them a frozen Coke. Do you take them one at a time or make them double up? No, I would take them one at a time. Oh. This was my first time.

Don't tell me how to parent, Owen. This was my first time in a theater with reclining seats. Oh, those are awesome. I was so excited. I leaned all the way back. I thought that was a new thing. That's been a thing for at least a decade. I thought it was brand new.

I was like, dude, do you think anybody's ever been in these before? Yeah, dude, probably for like 10 years. I immediately leaned all the way back. I was like, this sucks. And I just sat normally. Yeah. Wasn't about it. Really?

Yeah. I can't see a movie if I'm not this movie looks awesome I don't know the ambulance it shows the entire movie EU you know like

running from the cops it's Grand Theft Auto in real life basically and Jake Gyllenhaal Jake Gyllenhaal is awesome I love Jake Gyllenhaal what's a bad Jake Gyllenhaal movie yeah it's love Jake Gyllenhaal. What's a bad Jake Gyllenhaal movie?

Yeah, that's a good point. Fans have ruined Donnie Darko. I don't think that's a good movie, actually. I feel like you'd get a lot of opposition with that. When does The Ambulance get done? A Prince of Persia. Is that a real movie? Yes.

All right, fine. I'll give you that one. It sounds awful. That's problematic. It sounds... Prince of Persia is a way better name than Ambulance. What was the movie that you liked? The French Dispatch?

That was the worst movie. That sucked. I hated that. So boring. Who made that movie? What's the name of that guy? Wes Anderson. Wes Anderson has got...

You just watch his trailers. We saw him. He's got the most... He was by your place. Really? We left your place. Saw him. He's got the most He was by your place. Really? We left your place. Saw him. He's got like the most

pretentious trailers. Yeah. And all the critics will love it. It's always symmetrical. Moonrise Kingdom's awesome though. A lot of West End.

I love Doll. He does have a lot of really good movies. He has an incredible movie. He was in like this custom hat shop by you guys when we were walking

back from your place. Chilling, really? Of course he was. He's in this custom hat shop by you guys when we were walking back from your place. Chilling, really? Of course he was. He's really young, isn't he? He's 23? That's my new sense of humor is just saying people are much younger than they are. Works better than anything. It makes a lot of sense.

This guy just wants to go home. But he can't because he's being held hostage for his skills. Riley's 22. Jay, are we going to watch the whole movie? He is 22. I was waiting for my punishments. He was chilling with us. I just feel bad.

I think you deserve some time off from doing embarrassing. Today's your gift day. You got the meat suit. Okay, but I can... Unless you want to. If you have any ideas. I can brainstorm. I can...

I did it on... I like doing it on TikTok and asking controversial questions in public. Okay. That was funny. We had a very funny TikTok the other day about the dogs in the bar. Oh, yeah. I got to the bar like friends told me to be they were going to be at the bar at 10 and i got there at like 8 15

and i just made a tiktok and i was like i got to the bar so early none of my friends here and i just wish everyone in the bar was barefoot and i could see the dogs breathing. Okay, I got something for you, maybe. You have the Zoom phone and you have to approach a stranger and ask them to... Oh yeah, and I also didn't proofread, so it's pretty much ineligible. It reads poorly.

Yeah, you have to be a speed reader, huh? Yeah, I just typed. It was really poorly done, but it got like 90%. That's fine. I like it. Took off? We featured your TikToks on your first day here.

Oh, yeah. We should talk about that. The bed, he doesn't know. Damn! Maybe approach a stranger, give them the phone, ask them to film you, and you just pose for a picture and just have them take pictures of you. I love that but then i but i can't give the phone for you won't be able to see it if it's on my phone i'm alone okay so then you go up with the zoom and you'd be like hey can you film me it's already recording and then you just have them turn the phone to you

wouldn't they see the show yeah we need two people i don't think they would question it yeah that would i could just give them two phones how funny it would be if they stole his phone though and just ran in and we were watching it I would love that actually go get your phone

actually try to have that happen approach someone who looks at their street just go put my phone on the street corner and go get kids social experiment yeah like set it down

and like do I'm trying to think what's funny to do I think a dance is too predictable can we pull up the Barstool Sports store tiktok rap oh no i'm a rapper actually no young boy titty wop actually yeah do that yeah

set the phone down and just like practice battle rapping into the camera Now go down. Down. There's Sass. Where? Wait, how many did we post? What's that face, Nick? Scroll up. I don't know.

Scroll up. No, not that one. Uh-oh. Absolutely not that one. I'd like to see that one. Where the fuck is it? Did they take it down, Kyle? Was it too popular?

Oh, there it is. One of us walked in. No, not that one. Scroll of us walking. Not that one. Scroll down. One was a heater. Scroll down. What were you guys doing walking? I don't know.

Scroll down, I guess. No. What the fuck? It looks like it got pulled. It looks like it got fucking pulled. Jeff D. Lowe, Joey, or Jared? Maybe the Barstool Sports store Instagram. I guess it wasn't good enough for TikTok.

No. It was not on there. It's also on our Instagram. It's been promoted. I don't know how they convinced Kyle to do this. They started promoting it. Kyle's boys were texting him like, what the fuck was that?

It showed up as an ad on my timeline. I hate that shit. Yes. It's this shit. Hell yeah, dude. Did you watch the original before you did that one? It was an act of rebellion. I've been just saying no nonstop to these, and I'm like, fuck it, I'll do it.

What are the comments? Are they digging it? They should put it on the main page. Barstool main page. They did, and somebody commented, I hate this stage shit. No one's real anymore. Good stuff. Sheesh, more of this, please.

Giddy up, cowboy. Thanks, KB. And the thing is we didn't sell any more shirts. No. We had two people return their shirts. I don't look to it. You just know that I do.

Most artistic man I know. Yeah they love you dude. Good content Nick and KB. Thank you. Remember when that dude came up to you and was like, yo, Nick, I love your guys' videos. Yeah. Nothing to Kyle.

He didn't say guys. He's like, I love your videos. Nick, I love your videos. He's like, what's up, Kyle? I took a picture. And at the time, you had no videos? Nothing in a single video. Nothing without Kyle. Yeah, Kyle? I took a picture. And at the time, you had no videos? Nothing in a single video. Nothing without Kyle.

Yeah, man. I try. Well, we found the KB heads. They were hiding where? Alphabet City? They were loitering there. That's where they've been. They were hot girls.

Didn't you have like an eight-foot fan? I think he was like six one. I made him feel good though. You're so tall, man. Brandon, who are you interviewing today? Corey Graves and Carmella from WWE. Carmella, Anthony. Carmella, Anthony, yes.

Corey Graves. Is he big? He's their color commentator. Oh, okay. So he's not big, but he's there. Crazy. That's probably the biggest wrestling interview today, right? It is the most anticipated wrestling interview in the world today, yes. Nice.

Vince McMahon is going on Pat McAfee in a couple minutes but I probably got him beat it's his first live interview in 15 years really yeah how'd he get away with that Vince yeah I you know McAfee gets some good guests I got asked to go on I would like to go on you got asked to go on yeah when a couple weeks ago no way yeah I don't know if I'm gonna go though who asked you I want to betray prez now you have to i'll think about it i heard that you did boys digs was telling me tone maybe he'll give you some pointers on uh salary yeah hopefully maybe he can just give me a slice of his damn damn damn damn wrestling thank. That does loco numbers. It does.

You have like a bunch of them get like over 100,000 views. Almost all of them. Well deserved too. That's decent. We've had a couple of bad ones recently, but yeah, the big ones do. Part of the game. Big ones do. New episode today too.

Yeah. Very funny. A lot of new things. Tons of new things. Nick Kylen fights. Constantly putting out new things. Always. So much. Just innovators.

Frank, soda review. Yeah, you're doing the Eastern European soda today? Well, it's not going to drop today. Is it made of beets? Actually, what I'm doing today is episode Tanks Cooks where I tried to make stew although it came out more like soup.

Okay. That's a shame when that happens. What is the difference? Vast city. Too hardy? Thickness. Brandon, why don't you close us out? Alright, we good? No, have Riley do it. Big Cat and Roan back tomorrow, right?

Yeah, for the draft. Hamburger draft. Will Roan be back? Oh, draft tomorrow? Hamburger draft. Alright, let Riley do it. Big Cat and Roan back tomorrow, right? Yeah, for the draft. Hamburger draft. Will Roan be back? Oh, draft tomorrow? Hamburger draft. Let's get it. All right, we need to make sure that we're... No, we're going to do it regardless. All right.

All right. This has been the Act. 10X. 10X. Yeah. Can I give you a hug, Brandon? Come on. Let's do it. The suit. Draft tomorrow, 10X.