The Yak - KB Unveils the Ultimate Punishment for LIARS on the Show | The Yak 1-21-25

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

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You are a champion. Thank you, national champion. Best team in the country. Left guard. Best team of all time. Best team of all time according to the eye of the. Connor Griffin's eyes. Prove him wrong. Who just started watching football this fall.

Prove him wrong. Kyle, What'd you say left guard? Hmm running back what? For a house. Yeah, yeah Yeah, if you're really into him name two players fuck dude Fuck hmm I'd end the tight end and the Hmm. Tight end? The tight end and the quarterback.

Shit. Certainly. Nailed it. Certified. Got it. You got it. It's fun, man. You guys should all do that, win the national championship.

It never occurred to me. It's very fun. It's very, very fun. It seemed fun. Good stream last night. It was a fun stream. Frank hates Tate. Yeah, Frank does hate Tate.

I like that. Yeah. I just like the- That's a nice pairing, those two together. It's a nice tension. Frank hates Tate. Yeah, Frank does hate Tate. I like that. Yeah. I just like the- That's a nice pairing, those two together. Yeah, it's a nice tension. It feels good. But I could see anybody watching a game opposite Tate would come out hating him.

And vice versa. Yeah, I was going to say, Frank, the thing holding back Frank's wrath was his football team he was cheering for. I think roles are reversed. Yeah. You might have seen. Frank took a shot at me. What'd he say?

I did. I'd have been mending the gap all night and keeping taint and said, don't mess with Frank, taint and then taint, taint. Oh, taint. Ohio's taint? Taint. Oh no.

Do not say Ohio's taint. I didn't mean to say taint, but I guess I said it, taint. Ohio's taint? Frank just took a shot at Mississippi State and said I was a fucking loser Mm-hmm. I mean what what did he say that was untrue? I don't remember what I was saying I was thinking I was backing up Frank for a point and he just goes Your team was two and ten shut up something like that. Yeah

Yeah, got your ass. You got me I'm cranky. So is Danny. We just want to get that out of the way. I didn't sleep You got Ben Johnson. I got Ben Johnson. That part's not the cranky part. The part crazy part is the lunch hasn't shown up We're hangry and we're We're creatures of habit lunch comes at 1130. We eat our lunch. So we yak dates. Yeah No, it's just hovering it changed everything your vultures in the kitchen and it's McDonald's that should be quicker than the should be the fastest What happened? I don't know We're gonna watch so many fillets of fish walk by show up

Everyone's gonna eat in front of you The show's done. We need a camera in the kitchen. I just want to see who gets He just announced the food was here No, we'll take turns all right. Yeah, yeah, just wait me. Give me a sausage burrito. There's like people just hovering now. Starting around 1130, people just kinda start to hover down there. I think it's beneath me.

I don't do that. I don't do that shit. What I do is I text either Megan Makeamoney or my sister and say, hey, please make me a plate. Get in line first for me. And that's how I get my plate. Just have women getting you salmon. Correct.

Yeah, that's the natural order of things. Sure, yeah. And they do it. Did you skip lunch? I have not been able to eat any of the lunches that have been provided so far. That's right, I forgot about that. That's good though, I like watching other people eat.

How bad is that celiac gotten? It's just- It's getting worse. It's getting worse by the day. is that celiac gotten? It's just... It's getting worse. It's getting worse by the day. Stage four celiac. If I think about a crouton now. I used to love watching people eat. Why?

And drink. You would watch mukbangs? Food porn and drink porn. When you were cutting weight? Yeah. Mostly drink porn. What was your favorite drink to watch people drink? Blood orange San Pellegrino yeah anything carbonated just hit

But the purple the grape pedialyte was the best quencher but I Like the rainberry Gatorade the Tiger Woods Gatorade. I didn't know Tiger Woods had a Gatorade this whole building already smells like McDonald's. Yeah Yeah, get it down boys Okay, so the crankiness went away that fast We were talking about the Cunas side yesterday, which isn't funny no, but do you guys think the, we were talking about the Gunnicide yesterday, which isn't funny. No.

But do you guys ever think like, I just want to say this before I start this, I'm not suicidal. You have McDouble throat. Yeah. God damn it. Oh, you're good. He whispered. How would you know? Because you could tell.

All right, I want to say this. You're right. By saying I'm not suicidal. But what would be the best thing that you could do? I'm not suicidal. I'm not suicidal. I'm not suicidal, I want to say this. You're right. By saying I'm not suicidal. But what would be the funniest... Like I think about if I ever were to kill myself,

it wouldn't be because of depression. I would do it for the most mundane reason, to put it on someone else. Yeah, for blame somebody. Yeah, that's a fantasy. Yeah, so yesterday Keith yandel good friend of PMT he's now a co-worker. I don't know if you guys ever met Yans awesome, dude hilarious, dude So Yans is now part of spitting chiclets and we were making plans for like mini golf and stuff and I texted him I was like, hey, you should also he's just another like he Whitney biz

You know, you know like when Whitney and biz come in like they're just the best guys to have around Yans is like that maybe even more like that's where it's just like a good locker room guy So I was like hey you should come for March Madness, and he texted me he was like Cool, when is that and I was like it's March dude, and he's like yeah, I know I was fucking with you oh Yeah, you'd have to do it, and I was like I so I text him I was like I think I'm gonna kill myself and just use this text Suicide note like that would be kind of I would get the last laugh would I not I'd like that I think it would fuck up his life forever

It would write up his life more than yours right unless he took pleasure from it unless he viewed it as a win Maybe I just this is how how it took this amount of texting to get Dan to kill himself. Yeah, but I just think of the little things where I just kinda wanna just be like. I'd probably do it to Stephen Che if I'm being honest. He wouldn't care. No, no, he would care.

He would cry. He would cry like a bitch in my funeral. He would cry like a bitch. He wouldn't feel shame. No. Or guilt. And he certainly wouldn't eat a salad afterwards. Yes, Steven, you gonna eat a salad? Probably.

I mean, I've been surviving for, you know, eight months or whatever without it, so it was found money. You could still use that bowl. So you're going with the, you're going with the beanie and the hood on top inside the building. Lookin' like Will Smith's dad, yeah. In some ways. He's right, he's right. He's right fresh prints. Yeah, the best episode yeah Where his dad's leaves him his dad comes back into his life and then leaves him yeah, so right

How do you look like him? He was what wearing the hood is wearing a hoodie with a beanie with a beanie Yeah, but it wasn't a varsity football hoodie Yeah, but it wasn't a basketball football putty Yeah, there you go, then Alright, that's when I knew will would be a star damn fine episode is there is there's a second Will Smith a baseball player I think there's two Will Smith but there any I would there's got to be hundreds of Will Smith Is there any they faced each other there a hockey player? It's to Will Smith. Yeah, that's right Was there a Saints player say players died? Yeah? He's a buck. I think the sharks have a will Smith now

With Macklin's celebrating maybe that's that might not be wills Pat's podcast hard factor has a will Smith it does Okay, there's a lot, but is there any name with three plus superstars? superstars would be tough. Michael Jordan. Michael B. Jordan. And Michael Jordan? That would be his name. Yeah. Caesar.

Caesar standalone. A third name of someone? What's that title? Third Michael Jordan. Do you think what's that title third Michael Jordan? Do you think I won a third Michael Jordan, but if we don't know it then he's probably not a super-signor Renfro you thought you 100 Yeah, and we need the third hunter rent. Yeah, what's the biggest group of three of the same name? So if you're on James LeBron Ronnie James, Jr. Junior the brunner and we had George Bush George Bush

Ronnie James jr. Jr. We had George Bush George Bush With double George Bush's is there a third George Bush. That's like mildly successful Jeb I feel like in the family doesn't count though. Yeah, you gotta go we're looking for we're looking for oh, this is coincidence What I'm trying to think like there's gotta be Two Jay Cutlers Oh the body quarterback and bodybuilder right that's right You guys are stuck on two. I'm looking for three. There's not a third. Oh, there we go. Okay Okay Okay, oh He's a guy book. I which count

That's not famous enough though. I don't know. Ah, how many Pat Smiths waysies are there? One is that it'd be one. Oh, well, Smith is the closest we got. Yeah. I mean, we technically have three. We named three actor, the baseball player and I don't do base. I would say Michael Jordan. Michael B. Jordan is closer. They're both super duper stars. Super duper stars. So you could take that third Michael Jordan. He's just luggage. We're focusing on the name. Should we be focusing on the star power? Steve Smith. Oh, it's a fictional character. Basketball player. Michael Jackson. Oh, there is a Michael Jackson. There's Clay for the Browns. Yep. Steve. Ah, there's a Kobe Bryant, but he spells it different. Yeah that uncouth how many Glenn quagmires are there? I Was stuck on like has there ever been a quarterback Jonah Hill? That sounds like a quarterback name

That's still only two damn The Google won't even understand what I'm trying to get. They can't figure out the plan. Does chat have anything? AI is so developed, but then you, when you need AI to step up, they can't, they don't have the capabilities. There's a lot of, huh. Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson.

So everything we've already said. We almost have to go historical. George Washington's? Yeah, there are, right. Where's George Washington? I don't know where there's not a thing, but that's Carver Martin Luther King But that's being named after somebody Robert Lee in the

Yeah, okay one is the Fired yeah, yeah, it was we talked about a yesterda Civil War general now sir got fired comedian. That's the biggest three Bobby Lee Bobby Lee How many Adolf's do we have it off rub it off yeah Was it off her up he was a race of racist Yeah Was Adolf Rupp He was a race a racist Right What are you thinking about why you sign I'm just I'm still thinking I'm sorry

And I know there's been a famous wrestler who there was also a famous person. I can't decide who it is What do you mean? You can't decide? I know I can't I can't get it in my mind You're trying to think of the other macho man, Randy Savage? No, I'm thinking... Dustin Rhodes? Dusty Rhodes, there were two Dusty Rhodes, right? There's a fictional, there's something, okay. And there's that song,

Dusty Rhodes, take me home to the moon. Is there a porn person named Dusty Rhodes? That feels like a porny name. You thinking Elena? That's not porny. You think of Elena? What's so horny about Dusty Rhodes? That sounds gross. Yeah, I don't want any Dusty. I don't want a. Corny about dusty roads. That sounds gross.

Yeah, I don't want any dusty. I don't want a dusty pussy. Come in my dusty road. Come on, Steve. Jim Johnson? Oh! Sounds like a race car coach. Oh, what about Jim Jones?

Jim Jones. Oh, rapper. Cult guy, right? Cult guy. He's the drink aid guy. NASCAR driver. Jimmy Johnson is what this is. Jimmy Johnson.

Jimmy Johnson. What about Jack Johnson? All the little boy singer or the former little boy is now a boy what they grew into being Jack and Jack It's a vine star. Oh Three who's are you talking about Jack Johnson? There's a hockey player named Jack Johnson Jack Johnson, but then the little boy little boy's a hockey player named Jack Johnson Jack Johnson's Banana But then the little boy He can form a little boy from Vine

He's big, he's a huge star Can we get optics on him? He has a friend named Jack, a partner named Jack Oh we got four It's the name is Four of Jack Johnson's A quad? Of course, Jack Johnson, we know him He was a boy?

Yeah, we got the boxer from back in the day. That's just two. Yeah. There's a hockey player. The hockey player is Stanley Cup champion. Oh, big Jack Johnson. Big Jack Johnson. Yeah, and that, wait, which one is Jack Johnson?

That's on the right. Oh, I love him. Oh my god. Oh, that's, oh. Oh, yeah. He's big. Oh, Jack and Jack. He's massive.

I got a question. Yes, big cat. Kyle, how the fuck did you know about that kid There was only a there was a very finite amount of vine stars And he was one of them you kind of have your finger on the pulse of boy though Yeah, that was a that was a very quick boy. You were able to pull out of your back pocket Yeah, you can recall boy faster than anybody right now. That's that's my niche Mother Falcon quagmire what so it so okay Jack Johnson can you help me with something yeah I missed vine I

complete was the best I was too deep in young parenthood and really just caught hours I was Coca-Cola I just wasn't on the internet right Coca-Cola I am right now Vine had stars that stayed with vine and then some that broke out after vine vine was the ball The Paul boys were vine right was an app where the videos were six seconds long, okay? You had to be funny and get it to your point. Oh, you said you missed it you like literally Yeah, no, he doesn't know what like literally long for the days of vine. No, I know what it is. I'm aware of it, but I never consumed it at all. Basically was

tick tock before tick tock with. It was almost shorter attention. The only vine I ever saw was a Barack Obama shaking Kevin Durant's hand in the locker room after shaking the white guy's hand. What about Kyle jumping in front of the Pepsi bottle? Well, I've seen that now seen still images. I had so many vines of Schwab or home runs that are just gone forever. Blocking out the haters. Oh yeah, that kid rocks. Road work ahead.

Oh my god, can we watch that? So do those exist anywhere right now? Yeah, those compilations galore. Yeah, they named them weird. They don't age well. They didn't age at all. For the time it was novel and it was exciting Yeah, 2013 14 there was no short form video sharing so how did it some you could find how to fail?

Why did it just evolve or never? It you couldn't post it on It was they didn't monetize yeah, and Twitter also didn't like I think Twitter was gonna buy it Then they didn't so you'd take a Vine and then paste it to Twitter. So it wasn't like all in one app. All right, the numbers weren't there, there was no ads. There was no ads because it's six seconds. Quigs went looking and he found like one or two

of my old Vines. It's weird, like some accounts are survived, but some aren't. Some accounts are fully cataloged on like a Vine back page but something like Dave's account just doesn't exist anymore yeah I think mine I used to use it for when I would do home runs for the Cubs and Yabo and and Schwab oh and all that stuff and because MLB didn't figure out how to get down Vine so I would just take the videos with the vines that was what I use my vine account

Just okay. Yeah, because they would if you posted a video of MLB They would just strike are they still that way they chilled out a little bit. I think I've chill out a little I even do some baseball stuff. Yeah, I remember those days. Yeah, it was just like I don't think you could type MLB It was crazy and they would it would choice every yeah every single thing you posted You couldn't even be able to share tweet unless it was from a verified account right yeah And I had one in the playoffs that was in the bleachers that one I wish I could get back you used to film your TV reflection from yeah I used to put I used to film my TV reflection used to put on sunglasses. I used to film it in a spoon I

TV reflection I used to put on sunglasses I used to film it in a spoon I used to put I used to put Stella up in front of my TV and just be like look at my dog as like Chris Bryant hit a 400-foot home run had to get creative Nathan Fielder used to do that with an old dude's dick you remember that no he would always post like an old dude's dick and reflection somewhere and all that's hosts yeah we gotta do that more. Can we see some old finds? Can we just go in the way back machine? If you pick a certain creator,

you can look at their catalog. I'd like to go down a vine. All right, what about Jack Johnson? Yeah, sorry, sorry, I opened the wrong rabbit hole. We were rolling Jack Johnson. No, this is a good, I'm sure that- We answered the question. I think, yeah, we found the answer, we could move on.'re wrong Jack Johnson. No, this is a good, I'm sure that's the answer. The answer to the question.

I think, yeah, we found the answer, we can move on. Might be Jack Johnson. Just wanna add the musician Jack Johnson to my list of guys I'd be upset if they turned out to be perverts. Oh yeah? Yeah. You're rolling us out.

You used the working list, have you told us about this list before? Why wouldn't it be all guys? Aren't you upset if anybody's a pervert?, I'd be upset if I ever found out bill Who wait who's on this loose exempt Conan O'Brien weird Al that's good Jack Johnson Dave Grohl was on my list what a fucking wait front man Pervert he's not gonna be pervert. He was just getting a little pussy on the side I think he was more horny his horny well He's off my list wait is well and also he's a cream pyre. Yeah

That's true. He's a textbook filler, so what what could Conan do tomorrow that just I'm out on Conan forever, so Like fuck a hooker or something what fine? Oldest profession in the world. What's the point of being famous? There's just certain celebrities and musicians in my head that are in a wholesome body. So Conan can't fuck hookers. Do you do this with couples that would break up? Would rock your world?

If it's the guy's fault, yeah. Like this is why I always want John Legend. Women always have a reason. And what's her name to Teagan to break up? You want them to break up? I don't think that's a real relationship I want them to break up elaborate. I just think it's more for show at this point. I think they're in too deep with the kids They're just for show got it. I'm too online. Yeah

So that would jack-johnson I don't even think it would I don't even know if I'd get that news. He's now he could be a pervert right now Yeah, no, I'm with you. I'm a jack-johnson guy. Yeah, I don't even know if I'd get that news. He's you know he could be a pervert right now. Yeah, no I'm with you. I'm a Jack Johnson guy. I don't know I'm not I fantasize about being that man I was probably more than anybody used to be a pro surfer. He lives in Hawaii Oh, yeah, and he just writes chill songs. He's still going I I don't know okay. I don't think he cares. I feel like he has like a perfect life now Yeah, he's got time

I mean anyone living in Hawaii he's got the lifestyle Kenny Chesney wants you to think he has yeah I know exactly Jack Johnson's out there living it Kenny Chesney's like the closet trying to closet the deeply closeted man I hate him really is my least favorite yeah no part of it allegedly he just he just, he just sucks. He just sucks. He said that the other day. Yeah.

Looks like a worm. And look like a, he's bald. Looks like an earthworm. He looks like an earthworm. Take it easy on him. Oh, Kevin Bacon's also on my list. What? Not Spacey?

Not Spacey. No, he's not on my list. Kevin, but Sam Rockwell's on my list. Tom Hanks. He's on my list. Worm. Earthworm. Tom Hanks?

Yeah. Was he in? Did he get close? Did he go to jail during COVID Hanks, he's on my list. Worm. Tom Hanks? Yeah. Did he get close? Did he go to jail during COVID? No, he went to COVID. He went to Australia. No, everyone thought he was in jail because he was just in his house.

Every time a celebrity breaks their foot, people think they're hiding a house arrest. Oh. That's what I think Max is doing. Oh. Should we get him in here and take it off? We'll see. Interesting.

Do you have any vines? TJ? Iconic vines that changed the world. Yep. Yeah, he said it in school. Oh, that's not it. What the fuck is up, Kyle? Yeah, our boy. What you say is what the fuck, dude?

Step the fuck up, Kyle. That was it. What's up? What's up? Got your nigga in the club. God damn. What is? What is? Do it for the fun. I ain't gonna do it. Do it for the fun. I ain't gonna do it. Do it for the fun. I ain't gonna do it. Do it for the fun.

This is Kyle's- Is that Jack? No. Shut the- That's Aaron. First, let me hop out the motherfucking- Yeah, I think I understand why Vine didn't work. Yeah.

It's way too short. It was too short. No character development. What? Fuck it up! Fuck it up! Fuck it up! Fuck it up!

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We might. You put... Yeah. Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. I was too busy blocking out the haters. That's funny! The stutter was good. Blocking out the haters?

That's good. Is that the same turtle kid good That's good That's Brandon Bowen Is that Brandon Bowen? Yeah, he's you know, he's retained some success. Oh my god Kyle. How many boys do you have? Ten's era boys, I that's when I was really always on the internet. So they're men now? Yeah, I guess they're all men now. Yeah.

Boys to me. They went from boys to men. Like Nathan, Sean, Mike and Wanyay. The Br- oh that's what he- wait is- Wait, is he- Is he a- Got skinny. Well-

Oh. Hmm. That's not the- Is it- it's just long hair. Okay, it's just- Well, it's progressive. He's got some pretty eyes, it's just long hair. Okay, well It's progressive. It's pretty eyes You lost a lot of weight, yeah Yeah, lost that shit, but ironically probably gain a be much taller. Yeah, he's probably the same weight. Yeah. Yeah That's that's the nightmare scenario for Rizler

stays the same weight, yeah, I I Rizler stays the same way. Yeah, I I won't say my theory here. Good. There, I think. Don't lie because there's a new punishment for lying. Oh yes. I got the liar helmet so if you get caught in a lie you gotta wear the liar helmet for 10 minutes. Oh no. What? This one right here? When did that happen? Starting now. Okay. You've been planning this for a long time.

It's not going to be a lie. It's simply an opinion. I think somebody in the Rizzler camp is intentionally trying to make him fatter and stunt his growth and keep him the same size for the rest of his life. Fatter and stunt his growth makes no sense. I think they're trying to maintain... You're toeing the line for liar settlement. How about lying?

How would they stunt his growth? This is opinion opinion why do you think that I think that every time I seem he's a little bit fatter I think they're fattening him up to make him even more riser than he is I don't think so he looks good there give him a helmet rolling a truth truth through

it dumb okay dumb truth even the dumb helmet no we don't have a dumb helmet worth the light or worry about the worry. We'll wait till somebody lot. You'll know when you see it All right anybody want to compliment Kate Steven how was your day off? Pretty good took the kids to the movies next plan during the day watch that you saw a movie with no words I did it was awesome It's called flow. What was the plot?

The the main character it's an animation movie. It is a cat and its home is flooded and That hit close to home Steven was like this is my story Peter and it tries to survive yeah, wait, so how do they do no words though? because I mean the it's all the characters are animals and none of them talk they make like cat sounds or Chupacabra sounds or okay? Cat sounds or Chupacabra sounds or okay

Cabra the classic Chupacabra cryptid give us like a beaver without a bear up to wait I'm sorry happy bear a not Chuka That's a lie like a mythical what's a lie Hey come here come get the helmet off camera here. Come get the helmet. Off camera. Oh hell no. No, what was that? Yeah, that's a fictional beast. Yeah, Capybara. Yeah, yeah that. It's like a big guinea pig. It's the biggest rodent in the world.

Yeah, we just called it the beaver. Oh, that's got DM. It's cool. John Wayne. John Wayne Casey. John Wayne. John Wayne Bobbitt. John Wayne. There's a good name John Wayne John Wayne Gacy John Wayne John Wayne Bobbitt John Wayne a lot of John Wayne's Yeah, that's just a first and middle name. Yeah That's I guess that was a lie then that wasn't a lie John Wayne Gacy was a bad Dude, you guys always John Wayne fact that he did the clown thing

If you believe in heroes don't ever look up John Wayne Doesn't it doesn't end well why? Not a great guy. Oh. Draft Dodger then spent his entire life making military movies and Western movies. Said some things in the early 70s that even for the early 70s were.

Whoa, really? Yeah. Inappropriate? Yeah. What were they? Huh. Do the John Wayne voice. I don't have a John Wayne voice do you well? Hello, hello pill. Nope don't have it. You're close. Oh, no. Let's see what he said

It was how bad I think it was in like playboy to the topic race Playboy interview oh that even that start is bad it just it just gets a little I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility Oh don't clip that don't clip that I'm quoting John way don't feel like we did wrong and taking this great country away from the Indians. So-called stealing the country from them was just a matter of survival. Playboy is a weird forum for this, isn't it? Is that where-

Is there tits in view? A lot of people fuck up in Playboy interviews. I think they're just so fucking horny. I know. Because John Mayer said he had a racist penis in a Playboy interview. Yeah. Did I tell you about the fuck bathroom? Because John Mayer said he had a racist penis in a playboy interview. Yeah I'll tell you about the funk bathroom

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mean Will Compton, Buston, gone, see ya. I mean, we keep it. Do we flip everything upside down? There's a jersey missing in there. Did somebody steal a jersey? We had to use it for a football show. I was also thinking maybe we just make it like his grave site. The Will Compton Sucks Museum? No, we just put like a date of his death. Yeah.

And just the Wilcompton Memorial. Yeah, right. Bathroom. Put a little eternal flame in there. Yeah. Maybe the toilet always flushes. It's just constantly flushing. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Is this a Cliff production? I don't know what this website is this will come to museum.com what huh drop us a deuce Scroll down to the very bottom. Let's invest in it support us get to somebody making Oh Drop us a deuce Where's that he's go Do you want to send me this zoom link? I'll ask will if he wants to join and explain himself why he's abandoning us I'm gonna miss him. Oh, that's so fuck. Yeah, like you said we'll never talk to him again never It's not gonna be on the case race Actually, he if he if he bails in the case race

I will that will be it. That's actually a burnt bridge. Yeah, I Hope he gets real fucking soft and sappy at the oh Little tiny penis weeping with his dick out. Yeah Yeah, sad I Want them to leave. I'm happy for them. Very happy. I had a long heart to heart. It was good. But yeah, we gotta figure out what to do with this museum.

I think the death thing makes sense. We lower everything a lot. Yeah, maybe we just start a rumor that he died. Put the toilet at half-mass, is that what you're saying? Yeah. Low paintings, that would... Yeah, maybe we just start a rumor that he died put the toilet a half mass is over you're saying yeah, yeah low paintings that no Yeah, why these so low like like two inches off the ground hey doesn't work here anymore Maybe we do like what the climate people do and just spray paint over shit. Yeah That would work vandalize it. Let's vandalize. Oh, we should be in a different vandalism gear. Oh This is an idea.

What if we run a Will Compton contest and try to find a new Will Compton? Oh my god. And make the... So we keep the museum, but just some random dude named Will Compton. We did the funniest Travis. I'm sure we can find another Will Compton. Next best Will.

Yeah, and we just make the museum after that guy Yeah, and then if not that fails we can break the bathroom. Yeah, we could we could break the bathroom shatter it Yeah, we could blow up this whole building the whole bathroom just the bathroom break the bathroom Yeah, I would like to find another will Compton Now are you saying you want to find someone named will Compton are we looking for a nine-year? Now are you saying you want to find someone named Will Compton? Are we looking for a nine-year linebacker in the NFL? No, I want to find someone named Will Compton, who's just a random dude.

How many in the US? There's that website. You can find out how many names. We find another Will Compton. We ask for his accomplishments. Flight attendant at Delta Airlines. Got him. Went to Temple.

Oh. Jewish boy. Oh, he's black. Oh're a. He's black. Oh, OK. He's a globetrotter, I think, by hobby, not by profession. Habitual emoji user, rip Grammy. He might swing bio hair a lot. Yeah, you're right.

He could be. Wait, is he a, does he look cool? Should we do, should we make it Will Compton? Should we make it Willie C so we can cast a wider net? I mean, do we want a wider net? But the journey's Compton on the back. It does say Compton. What about just the guy with the small penis?

Oh my god. Yeah, it could be the small penis museum. Hmm. Ooh. Wait, yeah, let's just rename it the small penis museum. The micro penis museum. And don't change anything. Yeah, we can add new people

No, this guy's cool. He's a football coach Okay, high school. Yeah, hot toe high school love high school. Our will have a LinkedIn. Yeah Hiding athletes entertainers and influencers a platform to authentically be all that sucks endorse him in originality sake All right. So yeah, but I if knows of a Will Compton who in their life, we'd like to nominate your Will Compton. Yeah, nominate your Will Compton. Boy, there's enough. There's a lot. All right. So we can find one. We can find a good one.

And then would that the winner have to bring in their stuff? Yeah. And we'll hang in. Yeah. Cause I don't want to change the name of the museum. I'd rather change everything in it Yeah, right I know the entire basis of it and then when people ask they're just like yeah, it's Wilcompton Mm-hmm, okay, I'd attend on a great one studied at Mississippi State. Hey now a rector look He's wearing priest garb and he studied flag football at Virginia theological seminary It would be really funny If you're a will Compton or no will Compton email che will Hewlett Compton that work che

Let's do Twitter DM Twitter DM DM che And we need proof. We don't want to have another yeah. Yeah, big twan can't be a way. He's gonna roll in again He's gonna be like I'm will Compton now and honestly Yeah, that's gonna be kind of funny if we get to you. Here's what we'll say is we're not gonna look too deep into it Yeah, if you come roll it up, okay Yeah, honor system Travis one guys were photoshopping their birth certificate and sending me pictures Yeah, so that's fair play in the Will Compton search people are also suggesting wills from Compton. Oh, yeah Yeah, from the city of that yeah, or just making it a biz museum. Oh

Never leave us or right Paul Bisson at Museum would rock business probably have his own actual museum so you think so I don't museum pretty awesome yeah I feel like our museums endangered like new museums yeah what's the newest museum I don't think so I didn't just a way to get like government funding for something just always a museum we got crazy museums now they got an ice cream museum here I feel like museums now. They got an ice cream museum here. I feel like museums now are just for Instagram.

Like the goo museum, the slu mu, and the ice cream. And it's just to go and take Instagram pictures. The museum of ice cream. I've been to it multiple times. Is that where just the girls go to lay in sprinkles? Yeah. Did you guys, the office in New York is by the name of Sex?

Yes. I remember Yeah, it was just that was all it was I do I did a video there once for the World Cup I'd like tied those two in it and they had a bounce house room. That was just boobies what oh yeah Inflatable titties yep huge room full of inflatable titties. I got the whole thing to myself. I got to bounce all around It was really just a store. It was pretty much a store. I just walked by. It was a museum. It was like, here's how they used to fuck back in the day. But the gift shop was at the front. Well, the gift shop was also a bar. So you would like, Oh, I don't think

I've been to this place. I just walked by. I'm just realizing I think you just went to a sex store. Yeah, I think I just went to a sex shop. Okay, nevermind. This must be the museum of sex. Holy shit. Yeah, very confused. All right, so Will's from Compton, Will Comptons. If you think someday you will go to Compton. Oh. You.

If you're gonna leave all your things to somebody named Compton. Yeah, that's a will for Compton It'd be pretty funny if a section of them just looked exactly like will like the celebrity lookalike. I'd love a slow Yeah, we should we should throw in celebrity look like oh good will Compton in oh, that's good What about an actual will Compton lookalike contest? Yeah, I'm gonna hang his picture. Yeah great idea Yeah, what about that do the lookalike and then just swap the pictures out? I think we should do that Danny. That's a good idea What about that if we do it look like we don't have to swap the pictures you just put the name in quotes

Will Compton Museum yeah You just have to add quotes to all of the Comptons in there. That's fine. Yeah, that'd be way easier Will Compton look alike on or they can all just change their names legally what about it's one big contest and you have to show how will you are so it could be a look like it could be somebody with a name mm-hmm tiny pretty yeah tiny penis guy um it could be funny as Travis could be an NFL veteran why not you you plead your best case for being the next will Yeah, it's funny how replaceable he is yeah, we're gonna find we're gonna figure this out Never gonna think of him again. I'm devastated. They say what's next no. They don't think they did they know they haven't said that

Yeah, I mean they got, They're just like, They gotta get the knife out of our backs. Their chances get up. They're just getting out of the game completely. I'm joking by the way. I don't think we really have to judge them for leaving. No, I don't judge them at all. Yeah.

I love those guys. Gotta get an opportunity. Absolutely. It sucks, I'm sad, but it's not like a fuck them. I'm getting defensive projecting because I'm. Right, exactly, like I'm putting up walls to mask my real emotions of extreme sadness and longing for friendship.

Right, I'm gonna take that out on loved ones. Right. But I mean. I'm gonna say some shit I'm gonna regret, but I'm also not gonna ever take it back. Yeah. But let's be honest, we get smooth into the fold. We're not gonna.

The smooth's gonna be in my shoe. We all will miss, we won't miss. Gruden and Smoot doing the pro football show next year is gonna be. Yeah. Yeah, Smoot will, I mean, Smoot will be on the YAC on Thursdays. Next fall.

Yeah, I think that's a perfect amount. Yeah, cause that was, Will was usually here, so. Cause I don't want people to know that he's like much better than all of us. True. Smoot does kind of show us up. He does, he's one for one. Did you text him Brandon? Yeah, what'd you say? I said welcome Welcome to the motherfucking ship Viva motherfucker. I said welcome to Barstool. He said hell. Yeah, this is gonna be fun, brother

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That's true, and then I'll feel bad that I finished out the conversation because you didn't answer me Well, it's a weird you call emoticons the is that the double tap Emojis, it's just emojis emoticons are when you like colon Parentheses right those are the I was saying like the stickers I guess they call Danny lied about what emoticons are what are the various mayor you can thumbs up someone um that's what you call the double tap I call those reactions those are just reactions reactions great cuz I love

reactions yeah you just do a lot I That's an amount I was thumbs up you could take a picture of yourself. That's 95% my text. I love thumbs downing Yeah, that's really fun. Never thumbs down. I always got some thumbs down. I don't I don't want to make any enemies Where does the haha sticker now rank in lol? Haha? Haha sticker sucks I exclamation wrong when I want to get a one getting a clean. If you're in a group chat and you get a clean sweep of everybody in the group ha haing. Yeah. It's a group setting. True, true.

But if it's an individual text, you don't want to say it. Four plus is good, one is bad. Yeah, you can't be texting ha ha in a group chat. It's all stickers. I'm a big exclamation. I'm just terrified to text in our group chat because sometimes I text and y'all don't answer and it feels like.

It's always appreciated. Sometimes I just don't't answer and it feels like it's always appreciated Sometimes I just don't respond It just feels it's the worst bombing of my life. I like to wait until somebody else Does something then I hop on I'm like, all right Clear talk. It's an intuitive why why why are we worried feels like double-dutch? I don't know I jump in You don't want to get tangled up in the ropes. Everyone thinks you're a loser. Kate, send us a fun motivational text to the group tonight. OK. Yeah.

I sent one yesterday. Thank you, Danny. Did you? Oh, I didn't see it. I did not sudden see it. I didn't see this one yesterday. I think you're lying about that. Wasn't ignoring, didn't see.

Let me unblock. I was probably ignoring. A national championship game as well. What was your favorite part? Oh, long text from Kate. Apologies. Bryce Harper and LeBron James being happy. What was your least favorite part?

The commercials. Do you feel bad about calling me last night? No. You should. What'd you call him? Why would I feel bad about that? I wanted to know your professional advice. About a couch. No. You called for a couch to know your professional advice about a couch No called for couch for a couch whether you should move the couch back in the gambling came time time I was in the middle of somebody hear me out. I was in the middle of not call where all three no more friend advice email

Can somebody hear me move the couch back give me a chance? He didn't call you around bedtime He called me the middle of dinner and my wife is out of town. She's stankly come out you at 530 God yet dinner I did may I Give me 30 like like hey there's so many people want to stream whoa should I put the couch back in I was like yeah take your time back in man take our time seconds all right you made an announcement a couple of weeks ago that the NFL streams are gonna get streamlined no phones down to four or five people no I'm not sob right there. What did you just say?

Say it again the NFL stream. Thank you, right? This was a college football stream I wanted to know if you wanted to be like the NFL streams. That's a legitimate professional question couch in That's a legitimate professional question. Is it not you couch or not? legitimate professionals After you called me I was like god damn it. That was theest call. You made a stream decision about your NFL streams I am now trying to get people in for college streams so I call you and say do you want to be like your NFL streams you want to be like the old ones where it's just everybody. You said there's so many people want to stream and the couch is in it. Wait you're

starting you're trying to get people to come in for college streams starting yesterday? No no no, no, no. We were doing a college stream, after he changed the composition of the pro streams, I wanted to know, is that a decision you made for all the streams, or can I bring the couch back in and fill up this room with 15 people again? He literally called me being like,

should I move the couch into the gambling can. Right, that would be. And I said, yeah. He was in the middle of the dinner. I don't care. This is legitimately pissing me off. I'm on team Britain. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I know it's dinner was in the model care. This is legitimately Time I just wanna know is it okay if I wipe my ass after I just

Am I allowed to wipe my butthole show the goddamn show the goddamn counter Three nine twenty five. This is bull. This is horse shit I was on your side, but until she put it that way you are the boss of this off with the couch I made a decision how true fuck your ass. Then why'd you take it out the NFL string? I don't know they're decorating in white. Yeah, one of my Marie Kondo So what'd you do brain did you move the couch in I'm of the couch in Yeah, okay. All right. I'm gonna back you up. No don't bag me up You're the one that threw me under the bus in the first place I mean, I was I was bothered by the phone call. I can't call you now, you call me Hold on. Can I move my chair a little bit? You can

Know that's why I asked Brandon this is I don't know what to say. Okay, Brandon I'm gonna put one part in defense of you. I don't need your defense I'm going to put one part in defense of you. I don't need your defense. I'm being reasonable. You made a decision on the NFL streams. I wanted to know if that was a chime in. If only we had a VP of football operations to layer this out. I might, I might have been more frustrated with the call because my wife has been out of town and I've had all three kids and I'm this is day three And it's very similar to like a backup quarterback coming in and it's like the first two drives can go well

And then you're like, that's why you're the backup. Mm-hmm. I Just forgot to give Stella her medicine like three days in a row. Oh Yeah, got to start doing that again. I'm gonna triple up today. That'll be fine It's been stressful stressful three days for me, so I apologize that I overreacted Well, you know they overreact you on the call were very oh, I motherfuck you in my head afterwards But you were very nice. I know but I'm after when you hung up I was like this fucking guy asked me for a couch These kids were like was that Brandon again dad? Yeah, how do you feel now? Yeah, my son was like tell him to just fucking move the couch bill simons. Fuck your ghost to me

You're gonna go to HG TV. Yeah It's a good stream though How was the couch in huh? I'm happy you move the couch it looks good me and jinx picked it up moved it Thanks, and I how much work did uh? How much of a lifting did you do for that? 50% okay. Yeah, he's got a rock and Bob. Yeah, always in shape as hell in shape as hell Yeah, my house just I I can't run my house It's too much three days

Is it is it a mess in there? It's a It's kind of a mess, but it's also like just, it's essentially like when Dwight got fired and all the plants died. Like my son is out of school today and I woke up this morning and I was like, shit, what are you gonna do today? And he's like, what? I was like, I'm five.

Stella's just laying on the ground in the corner. I didn't fucking plan for this. Damn. Yeah, what's he gonna do? I don't know what he's doing right now. You at least can, like, pull out, like, plates. Oh, yeah, yeah, I did plates. Handle plates.

We had bagel bites for dinner. Nice. That was a hit. Bagel bites off of plates or off the table? The raw table? No, it was off plates. We did plates. Napkins?

Napkins. Paper towel. Yep, napkins paper towels paper towels napkins right that counts. Yeah, how's beef do Kate? He's gonna find out Super Bowl week. Yeah. Oh, yeah I was really on the fence really on the fence about going and I was like, you know what? Sometimes good for man to be thrown into the fire. He's gonna to be fine. It's just the like my kids are fine. They were had a fine weekend. We did some stuff together and had fun. But it's more like the details get lost a little. Oh, yeah. Also, too, just like getting them

ready to get in the car. That somehow with all the mittens and all that shit. Yeah. By yourself. Yeah. That's hard. Really bad at dressing them. They just end up looking like nothing matches. My daughter even sat, I got my daughter dressed today and she's like, she came downstairs and was just like,

I don't wanna wear this. I was like, what do you wanna wear? And then she went up and got her own stuff. I was like, well, my bad. You pulled a big daddy Frankenstein. Yeah, pretty much. Scoobish, scuba shoes. Yeah.

Flippers. So yeah, Brandon, that's my bad. Overreacted. So Brandon, how do you feel now that college football's over? Where are you gonna direct your angst? Do you have angst? I don't have angst. Is it relieving?

I don't have angst. I mean, I just- Are you happy? I gotta figure out how to repackage. This is actually when I thrive, when college football's not going on and I just throw lists at you every single- Oh, we this season oh we're in a little season I'll throw you the best the best 12 pants in college football the the best you know animal mascots whatever

I can think of I'll just throw my top five emergencies you'd call someone for so you just apologize what was the apology for? I'm sad that Will Compton is leaving varsity. Okay, I'm having a bad day. It's messing with me. Will Compton ain't got nothing to do with me. I know, but I'm telling you, I told you I was going to mask all my emotions and do it and have it come out a different way. I warned you.

I warned you. You warned me after you did it. Because I also, last night, this is how stupid my content brain is, I had people, like, will, they did the whole thing where they tweet the picture of who their guest is, and it was just the two of them. And I was like, and people started texting me like, oh, it's Boston Levin.

And I was like, what if they aren't? What if that was just a ruse and they're gonna be like We're not fucking leaving So I tricked myself with that. Yeah, and then when they actually announced it which I knew there was stage of grief Is that denial? I don't know. Yeah, that might be denial that fucked me up again. What's it? Well, I don't know all the stages of grief denial accepting our early bargaining bargaining Anger depression depression Depression I'm in denial. I think you're in denial, but I don't know what stage that is

I don't know the order if only there was a way Are they still gonna be able to copy PMT right down to the everything? I think that's probably easier now I'll anger bargaining depression and acceptance. Is there an order I? Think so I'm in between I was in denial this morning. That's anger now. I'm anger Mm-hmm now I'm gonna gonna bargain if Will ever zooms in and being like please don't leave. Please, please, please. Then I'm gonna get depressed, then I'm gonna move on.

Take Brandon instead. All right, so Brandon, I'm in the middle of denial and anger. Oh, okay. You get one retail tantrum. One retail tantrum? Imagine if you leave, Brandon, in 49 days? Imagine it every day. I'm gonna fucking lose it.

Can I pitch for you some lists to make? Yes, please. Okay. Let's make one right now. Best college, the college stadium you'd wanna be in if there was a war on the soil of the US and you could defend it. Got it, got it. I'd like to be in the South, Tiger Stadium's number one,

literally named after a war outfit, and Cajun people are fucking crazy. Yeah, but what about like surroundings? Is there one on a mountain? Is there one that has a river that's easy to defend? So Washington? Which one you'd want is like your? Appalachian State?

Tennessee's right on a river, Washington's right on the bay, or whatever that thing is. Air Force? It's on the Sound, huh? Air Force, they got mountains, they got a pointy building. Yeah.

They got planes. They got planes there. Pointy buildings? The Army, the West Point Army, could be convenient. That would be a decent one. That's also right on the Hudson, which is just good. Easiest to defend if you had a militia inside. Well, the Army and Air Force are kind of cheating,

because you actually have Army and Air Force. I'm saying you and your boys. Yeah. So we're hunkered down inside the stadium. You almost need a smaller stadium at that point, don't you? You don't want a cavernous, huge stadium where there's a bunch of players. North Dakota State? Tall would be good to see.

You want a vantage point. What about the Dome, North Dakota State? Smaller, you're inside. Is Dome gonna help? It always helps. I think so. I would. It's too late.

Yeah. Yeah, all right, Kate. Sure does, yeah. Hell yeah. Good one, Kate. How about? They're much nicer to you after that. Top five degrees and tens.

All right, so. This would get heated. 70, 80, 60. Oh. Ooh. 70 80 60. Oh 70 80 60 70 80 60 this guy will say anything for click this is obvious rage big 50 90 80 50 90 70 80 60 50 90 you hate the Sun you hate the heat. I don't like cold either. I don't think you touch 90.

I think you go to 40. I don't go to 40. I think 40 and 50 are pretty much, they feel the same. Also 40 in the spring feels incredible. Up here, yeah, 40 in the spring in Mississippi makes you want to kill yourself. And I also don't think, I think you got to go 70-60. I can handle 90 as long as I'm in shade. 80 is three. I would do 70-60-50 can handle 90 is I'm in shade it is three

I would do 70 60 50 and then it's a toss-up 80s not bad You're drafting the whole draft at all did you get We all agree, okay, all right, I think 60 generational prairie do 68 is better than 88 I thought I was doing the individual number. Yeah, I still go 70. Okay, I then go 60s. Okay What about 80 in Tahoe? ice ice

70 at the beach 70 60 50 80 and then 40s. Yeah, I think 90s is like 99. Once you get past 95, yeah, it's miserable. But I thought it was just the number 90. No, no, no, no. It's in 60s, Mike. No, 60s are great. 60s might challenge for number one is what I'm saying. Oh, yeah. If I get from 60 to 69, 68 degrees?

Because 70s have everything. Like 70, you can go sweatshirt and shorts. 78 is like perfect weather. What's the perfect temperature? 77? 70 is one. No. I like the freedom to wear whatever you want, whether it be pants or shorts. What is that? 70s are definitely one. That's in the 70s.

60s are two. 70s are three. And I think there's a significant gap after that. It depends on the humidity, what's in your bloodstream, what you got to do today. True. What you ate for breakfast. I remember I'm Southern. anything lower than 50 is miserable What about the negative tens that we're experiencing right now is that fine is that?

Contention I was able to kick my wife out of the garage and I and take the garage space it really helps Oh, yeah, it really helps that and I have a heated garage too So I'm able to get right in my car and go that that that's felt nice now My wife is probably miserable and stuck on the side of the road somewhere school got canceled she didn't have to go today that's why I took the garage because it's snowing in New Orleans what it's snowing a lot it's like cold everywhere yeah yeah Destin Florida's getting snow like everything down there that never they can't have this is where's that Tiger Stadium? Oh my god

What that looks awesome? Yeah? Got a real cold snap good lord I always feel bad for the parents who are like doing their Disney vacation that looks good And there's like a cold snap they better figure that shit out before Helmets and snow they gotta figure that out We turn turn the snow off changes everything Notre, damn one now top top five best helmets in snow. I mean that looked pretty good I mean the L. Oh look at this guy. Oh, this is a little much now You got he's only got a chance to do this one. That's zero fun. How does he have those keys?

He and that cool ski out travel doesn't know what he's doing Why would a guy know easier for him to walk Don't trust him. I like a couple days of like this. As long as it's like two or three, which I think this is only two or three, I think tomorrow it's gonna get back in the 20s, just to go outside and be like,

oh fuck, it's cold. Keeps you humble. Yeah. Tonight's garbage night for me though. Dreading. The first like nine seconds are like oh yeah, right And you're like oh, man Take my breath away. Do you see PFT's hair? Yeah? Froth freeze yeah, troll hair is that out of the What are you doing? You wet it and walked outside like laid on the picnic table, and then when he came in it was like

Straight out I'm big into looking at the 10 day. Oh can we go do throw a boiling water out there and make it oh? snow puff That's what those I thought there was a leak I did too. I was yeah I'll get out there the freezing doesn't happen till It's oh yeah He's giggling P like rock candy Yeah

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I guess so, yeah. I guess we did. I don't know. I never really watched, I mean, I'm trying to think now, the last time I watched a show live, that phenomenon is not really something I... Doesn't exist. I feel like Game of Thrones. Yeah, Game of Thrones would be the one, but I would usually start it like 30 minutes later

and just stay off Twitter. But that's probably the closest thing is Game of Thrones. Those days are gone. Those days are gone. Those days are gone. We have a guest. Oh we have a guest. Oh there he is. Hey man.

Hey boys. The backstabber himself. Look at that fucking smile. Look at that. Oh he's so happy. He's free. He doesn't have to worry about us. Thank fucking God dude.

Don't do that. Don't do that man. Well I, before you came on I realized I was in the distance. I was like, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going't do that don't do that man. Oh well I Before you came on I realized I was in the denial anger part of the stage So I said I'm gonna. I'm sad and it was the bullets coming in hot yeah

No, I said I'm sad, but I'm gonna mask it by just like lashing out So as we all do yeah, So we were talking about your museum. We're thinking about finding another Will Compton. I don't really know. We don't need his permission. No. But we'd like your permission. Would we?

I'd like his blessing. I feel like his blessing would be nice. Selfishly, I don't want, if it's up to me, it's like I would love the museum to stay. Yeah, but he makes a good point. Selfishly, if it was up to me, I would like Will Compton to stay. That's a great point. Oh no. So, I mean, we're the Will Compton we find might even be better than you That's highly unlikely. Mmm. We've opened it up to wheels from Compton as well. Those guys are probably pretty cool Yeah, are there any candidates? Do we have any candidates? Are you allowed to say we're gonna start flight attendant? Yeah, we found a flight attendant dude. Who's with a degree in football. Yeah. Yeah, he seems pretty cool

with a degree in football. Yeah. Yeah. He seems pretty cool. Um, look, I'll just say I I I'm going to miss you guys. I love you guys. I've enjoyed the yak. I've, I do. I love you guys. And you guys know that I know we're on the yak right now, but deep down I know you can hang up when you should. A tear comes out of your eye. What, uh, how's the reaction been? Mixed are you got like the cult stoolies who are waiting for a downfall and failure and it's the worst move of our lives Yeah, yeah, there's also a lot of optimism I've got a lot of nice messages too, but a mixed bag, okay Which is like change is tough. It's a you know, it's it sucks. I was texting when we were texting yesterday It's like I was leaving Nebraska leaving Washington. It's like I feel the same way about barstool. I went in denial last night I thought maybe today's episode you guys were gonna do the Leo. We're not fucking leaving

I tricked my own brain to think that how stupid is that? Even though we had like a long heart-to-heart like a month ago, and I still was like maybe he's just been fucking with me That's awesome. Yeah Yeah, maybe something will turn in the last minute. Yeah, I know okay What are you gonna get miss the most and how much money are you making now? I? Mean it's it's it's life-changing for your boy But I miss the camaraderie, the vibes with everybody. Walking in the Chicago office like everybody you guys have there is awesome.

Everybody's been awesome to us. I've always enjoyed the case races, being on the Yag, all the dumb shit we've got to do. But it's legitimately the boys. You too, Kate, but you're one of the boys. Are you? You're going to be here for this case race, right? Yes. That's confirmed. Yeah. That hurt worse than the announcement that

you're gonna burn a bridge oh boy no I know I know I gotta be at that case race gotta be at the case race I want I want sentimental will at the end of the case race yeah just drunk yeah I want to really get our feelings out you know because men can't talk about unless we're hammered Yeah, it's gonna. I want to be like a gushing love 40 beers until I can say like I appreciate your presence Yeah, I think you're really too like that Real that's how we do it real shit. Well, I'm sad are the teams announced. Uh, yes Not are not what we're not what the team themes are though. Those are not okay except for Che when he was in the tunnel

But yeah, I'm excited. We're excited. We're gonna one good last send off with you I know one good last drunk send off how are we gonna operate for Super Bowl. I know one good last drunk send off. How are we gonna operate for Super Bowl week? Cuz that's your last week at Bar Stool and like are we gonna talk to you? Oh, we still have

the football show. Yeah, we got the pro football show. Is the Yacht gonna be out there? Yeah. I mean, I, you know, it's it's it's up to you. You know, I'll do as much very presumptuous to invite yourself on What's your dream send-off like what would you like I? Don't know man Just honestly the send-off is getting the case race in just getting hammered with the boys talking about hey

How crazy is it that we're here get into talking about the stars in the universe how they've all aligned? Start crying about how much we love each other. Okay, I'm in. Are you gonna hire Brandon? Have you guys talked about that? Is that something? We actually don't talk much. Oh really?

Yeah. Yeah. We don't talk a whole lot. Yeah, Brandon is never like, he's always got a wall up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. always got a wall up. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. You got a contract coming up, don't you, Brandon?

I do. I do. Yeah. Plus some good boys. No, I don't. College football, college football, Brandon. Yeah. That would be a funny poach.

That would be really funny. So all right, so a case race is going to happen. We'll figure out the Will Compton Museum. I think we'll keep some of your stuff. The point is, if we can find another Will, then we'll keep your stuff up. But it will just be for the other Will. Right?

That makes sense. We don't want to change the, like it's on Google Maps. It's designed. You know, it's like laid out in a certain way. Yeah, it's a landmark in the office. Yeah. Hey, how was that dinner when you were here last week in Chicago?

That would've been fun to go to. That hurt bad. What dinner? I guess they had a big dinner with everyone and surviving, I was not invited. It was a massive dinner, yeah. Who was there? There was six people, me, Taylor, Whit, Biz, Francis, and surviving. I was not invited. It was a massive dinner. Yeah. Who was there? There were six people. Me, Taylor, Whit, Biz, and Francis and Rhone.

Okay, that's fair. Francis set up a dinner like two weeks in advance. He hit the group chat. Literally nobody responded. Are you in the group chat? Rhone said, I love dinner. No, I'm not in the group chat. I thought it was like literally everyone except me and that would have hurt. But also it would have been understandable. I was trying to like collab all the dinners and get everybody together, but it just didn't work out and that's when Dave, you know I'm over on Dave and dinner. Why what happened with Dave? I

Was like when I was at HQ I was like here we doing dinner cuz again when Francis texted I didn't really know how committed everybody was doing this dinner And then it's like we're all only together one night Is everybody gonna be going to dinner like does somebody have a big dinner for everybody to go to? And so I was asking Dave my hair we do dinner He's like I'm done to do dinner and then I was like, okay I'll go try to figure out the situation and then an hour later when he's like, hey, are we doing dinner? No, I was like I just checked in the hotel Let me find out an hour goes by and I was like, hey, no dinner

I couldn't find any wibble with Francis because we were locked into this Reservation six people sounds like an awesome dinner It was a yeah, I was a very tasty. It was a very good dinner. It was like Monte Verde or something like that Oh, that's my favorite restaurant. Yeah, that's really good. You are always awesome I did my favorite restaurant in the whole world. Don't you know the guy? You can get a pretty big table there. Yeah, I could have gotten more. Yeah, I could have gotten us more seats at the dinner. Actually, I feel so uncomfortable. Can you give us a fart?

No way. I've always got one. Maybe. No, wait, I got one maybe All right, well we'll see you in a week and I am sad but I'll get it I'm excited for you. Well excited to see what's next excited to see surviving with the boys and whatever else you got cooking up Great week great week. We're fun. Yeah. Yeah So just see what's next excited to see surviving with the boys and whatever else you got cooking up Great week great week. We're fun. Yeah. Yeah. I love you guys I'm really proud of you, man Thank you, Nick. See that for the case. Oh, yeah shit. Thank you. Alright. See you well. See you guys Yeah, I'm sad

this Really sad I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to lash out some more. You looking at me? No. Who's a good scapegoat? I don't. A non-Brandon scapegoat. Jay?

Jay. Jay's a good scapegoat. Start yelling at him. Brandon, are you gonna miss him? We don't talk much. Are you gonna miss him? Huh? Are you gonna miss him?

It's hard to miss him. I'm not gonna miss him. I'm not gonna miss him. I'm not gonna miss him. I'm not gonna miss him. I'm not gonna miss him. I'm not gonna miss him. I'm not gonna miss him? We don't talk much. Are you gonna miss him? Huh? Are you gonna miss him? It's hard to miss somebody you don't talk to a lot.

Okay. Yeah. I was trying to catch you in a lie. Yeah. I'm officially heartbroken. But we'll get over it. We move on. We do, yeah.

We move on. We don't talk a lot. We're gonna slap me. I'm gonna hit me in the ass. No, I don't want to. I just... You don't want gonna hit me in the ass no I don't want it You don't want to hit him in the ass. Yeah, I'll just go to the problem. We're in the power I'm gonna power through depression depression Damn my lash out I use I already use my lash out for a couch debate

Mm-hmm. Well you well you stout shout about a phone call to my boss. Yeah couch debate. Well, you lashed out. You lashed out about a phone call to my boss. Yeah, couch debate. Reasonable. Probably wish I could take that back and do a different lash out. That was a waste. Do another, I'll give you one more. It was a waste of a lash out.

No, I don't got anything else. I'm just depressed. So you're gonna go through all five stages on this show? Pretty much. What's after depression? Acceptance? Yeah. Yeah anger denial Bargaining bargaining you haven't done bargaining really. I don't think we're doing an order. What's what you got to do bargaining before depression All right, let's spin the office wheel you have to go try to haggle with somebody in the office and get something for cheap

Okay, yeah Spin it Yes, try to fuck them defensive Bargaining oh no Try to buy the shirt off his back take his raise or retalk about his rage $10 Oh, yeah, try to take down what do what the figure was? I'm just going that that put me more into pressure. Oh no Replace well with if it had been Gruden, what would you have done?

What do you mean? Well, what would you have done if it had landed on group bargaining? Yeah I'll try to get a super bowl ring off him. Yeah, okay You know a quick stress reliever Go do like 36 pull-ups 30 I'll be okay Cal can you do 36? No, okay? We got a drop of play to get you to see one go through you know Figure something out. I mean I worked a lot with well

We got to get you a W somewhere. Streams coming in. Yeah. And this is going to be so much worse if Brandon leaves us. I would weep. Weep? Yeah. Weep.

I think Brandon's like my fourth best friend who's don't believe that top three yeah Kyle Titus and you Those are guy friends and they were in the top Kate's my number one girlfriend. Hey Danny yeah, really think about Danny Dude weirds me the fuck out Right here Jay would you get on the prep sheet today? I think good or is it oh?

Congratulations Shay on getting your ref assignment for the Super Bowl yeah Ron Torbert huge the fact that chaise which one which one's him the best one Yeah, literally describe. This is awesome. Oh, you know the refs yeah, yeah black eye with glasses Who's like a middle-of-the-road rat oh massive w for Ron Torbert fans every? Jay you got to get his Jersey oh Got Merle Everywhere and Boris cheek you're not wrong. I made a cheek the Ron Torbert fans. I'm sure are This is the pinnacle really sweet. Why does our cheek have the other?

Logos those are the ones he's done. Yeah, oh he's good is uh is is Che more excited for Ron Torbert being the ref than? Ron Torbert's wife yeah Ron Torbert Because Ron Torbert's wife probably has a little bit of like, this is awesome but what if you fuck up? Is it an honor or is it like monetary? Like this is a big payday. I don't know. I think it's an honor. I'm sure they get it. What makes him a good ref? Like he calls the game well or is it just you like his charisma? You like the way he announces calls?

No he just calls it well. He's pretty straight to the point. Even Ron Rivera when he was in here He said Ron Torbert's a great ref like everything kind of gets kept on track He explains everything to us very quickly concisely so we can make decisions so has Torbert ever dominated a game with good calls His calls were so good like he was the story the game coming out of the game is how well is ref No, I mean I think he is clean most the time. I know Frank the tank hates him though Who's the best who's the best on Mike ref who cuts like the best promo when oh, that's gotta be He's got the sad. Yeah

He's got a little zest anyone go outside the box like say a little extra Cogars college guys bogers got some zest Jake can you name five current head refs in the NFL? You already got two. You got Boger and you got? Klee Blakeman, Land Clark. What are these names? Klee, Land, Cheek. There's a Hockley.

Hockley's still doing a Sean Hockley? Sean Hockley is. That's five. Who else? Who's the guy with the lack of upper lip? You'd like. Hockley Hockley still doing a Sean Hockley is that's fine Well, who's the guy with the lack of upper lip you'd like you what? That's that's crazy. That's this characteristic Yeah, you got a really nice. Do you like boger? I got a see some calls. I want to see some NFL show some some boger Who's the one with no lip as it has anyone ever like made a state John Hussey John Hussey John Hussey's little I see He doesn't have an upper lip

Where's hot worse us? I'm doing a call He's just no lips, how's he blow a whistle a good call? Yeah, it's really has that is his number one trait. Yeah, can you give us some zesty? No, no, no, yeah, let me see some boger lamb. Oh chepers I know that guy It is crazy they don't pay them full-time. It's insane. What do they make a game? It's a billion dollar multi multi billion dollar industry. I thought they made a lot of money No, they get paid per game and then they all have like side jobs. Yeah, they're a lot of them are lawyers.

Ed Hockley was a lawyer, right? Yeah, I think so. I feel like a lot of them have legal backgrounds. Makes sense. Can you remember the college basketball? Same way. Remember the guy called a Kentucky game and the Kentucky fans like try to ruin his roof? Yeah, that's right. Yeah. What? He had like a roofing business. That was like his full time job.

And then Kentucky fans like basically tried to. Oh, my God. god ruin his roofing business And like Wichita wherever he left. Yeah Yeah, I don't know why they don't pay the NFL rest here's some office the tiny number 85 was covered up by the wide out how's it all turning replay he's just got a good voice good shit he's got a good voice

yeah he like made that a longer sentence than it had to be yeah he's got a good accent mhm bowie guy not ron torbert so che that's huge you're gonna be watching ron torbert in the soup bowl who would have thought basically like the bucks getting getting into the Super Bowl.

Brandon, do you like that home plate umps wear suit jackets? I think it's goofy. Yeah, that is something that's kind of goofy. It's just kind of glossed over. I like, uh... ...wearing suit jackets. Do you like the new WWE refs, uniforms? Haven't seen them.

Uh, on Netflix overall? They have new uniforms. They in suit jackets? No, they're in like dark polos and dark pants with a pattern on them. They keep the balls Nick in the pocket. But they also have the hanging pockets. They have the pouch. Oh is it a pouch? They only do that for postseason games. They don't do that in regular season. Yeah that's the new... But baseball is's just so it always makes me laugh to the manager has to wear full That's hilarious. I wish they did that for like NBA NFL would be hilarious

Yeah pads on Fucking awesome. I miss suits in basketball Do you kind of oh, yeah, I guess they don't I like NBA coaches wearing the suits. I like the suits too. Remember when Jack Del Rio tried to do the suit and Mike, what was his name? Niners, Mike Nolan. Mike Nolan. They did it for a game. They did suits. Yeah. You know, Cornelius McGillicutty? The manager of old, Connie Mack? Connie Mack. Yeah. Connie Mack wore a suit. Connie Mack wore a suit in baseball. He didn't wear the uniform said fuck it. I'm wearing a suit

That's cool. Yeah, yeah, that is cool It's just so funny thing you have like a 60 year old man putting on a uniform baseball do if a guy just showed up and Well, they've been cheating a little cuz I feel I have a theory that They wear the q-zips over and I don't think they're wearing a uniform I think it's like a dickie I think they're I think they're faking it now which is bullshit. Brandon did you ever have a dickie? Is that what cousin Eddie wore? It's just the top half of the sweater. No I never had a dickie. That's a that's called a dickie. And you wear another it's like a fake turtle neck. It's only cut out right

Super uncomfortable probably wait. That's what comes. I don't wear the full sweater Yeah, it's for guys that don't wear the full. I would you do I like that see because you wear another sweater over top But you wouldn't wear a white one though. No, I might become a dicky guy. I know just where if can't become a dicky guy at 39 I said I'm in the bargaining phase. I'm gonna buy something stupid and change who I dicky you can buy dicky How many more times do you guys this is actually on the prep sheet how many more times non wedding non funeral do you think You wear a suit in your life Good question

say between 15 and 20 10 I've never worn one for another reason. Oh, I didn't, non-funeral though? What about when you're behind the desk at AEW? Yeah, I'll have to wear something, but I'll probably wear shorts under. What about like gallows? Do guys still wear full suits to those?

Yeah. That seems like a, does tux count? To what? Yeah. A gala? We wore tuxes to the Boss Gala. I thought you said gallow. Tux counts. Well, I'll be wearing one in 3925. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. A gala? We wore tuxes to the Paws Gala. I thought you said galo. Tux counts. Well I'll be wearing one in 3925.

Yup. Yeah. Yeah, Brandon, you'll wear one when you renegotiate. That's a really good question. You'll wear one when we get him into the casket. I bet you under 20. I'd rather not lay in the casket. Under 20.

Oh, you gotta lay in the casket. You gotta lay in the casket. If I have a daughter, I'm probably more. Why? Daddy daughter dances. Stuff like that. Like the debutante ball I Have like six suits in my closet, too. They're all collected dust. Yeah, they're from like

various weddings or Men's warehouse deals back in the day by two for yeah the price of one and a half or shit I want to get I'm never gonna wear any of them. You know Browns, I want to get a brown suit. I feel sick. You know you're not a suit guy when you Every time I have to wear a suit I like always just scramble to get it to the dry clean Yeah, a day and a half before right ways. I guess I wear a suit when I go to like Saratoga and stuff so I guess I'm more I Remember my dad wearing a suit to work every day, and he didn't have like that fancy of a job

Yeah, just no I wore suits. Do you have any gowns hanging up in your closet? Bridesmaid gowns. Okay, you get to keep those Yes, you pay like five hundred dollars and then you have to keep it. Yeah renting a suit is like 300 I never get them cleaned after they're all covered in wine I never get them cleaned after they're all covered in wine Wine and come I never but I feel bad. I know I'll never wear them again But because I paid so much for them. I can't bring myself to get rid of them. So Was that a che question in the wild? Oh

No, you had written down and then you had one Do you think you go to the post office more than six times in the rest of your life? Maybe not definitely not. Oh, I have to go today for what I ship something here that I needed to ship to West Virginia I get real intimidated going there post offices. It freaks me out the one in New York near our old off the giant one Yeah that place Most offices are a motherfucker no one wants to be there and the workers just they don't want to see you at all I used to go to the post office with my mom like twice or three times a week to the bank see how many stamps that could rip off in a row the bank is yeah all post offices have that same smell though yeah

my mom used to write checks at the grocery store Oh, yeah, yeah They had that little writing a check that your did your plate the grocery store had that little circular machine where they would feed the check In it go around. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that was neat. You remember the hmm the coupon dispenser in the aisle What oh no, remember the first time you went through the line that had the reader where they would just do the reader? Oh, they swipe it? Yeah.

I thought we were living in 3,000. Yeah. Yeah, they would just make an imprint of it, and then they would put it in later. Yeah. Hmm. Good old days. All the cheeseburgers and nuggets are gone, boys.

There were no nuggets. She said there were nuggets. They got taken immediately. Oh, I miss the nuggets. Boot-shaped ones are the best. Three birthdays, three iconic red uniforms. Who's the most iconic? Spoiler, there is one right answer.

Got it. All right, Hakeim Olajuwon happy birthday yep that's the Houston Rockets mm-hmm and you target basketball that's right yeah for Houston oh yeah double so he wins oh damn it big damn it Alex from Target the target Alex tagged red uniform sure and Nikki but Manchester United number eight it's a keem. It's a keem for sure did Ellen ever have him on I don't probably not

Who Nikki Nikki but Nikki but number eight so it's But eight he was a star for man you Nikki but but eight so you know about Nikki buddy Tormented my childhood wait are you talking about are you talking about him? Are you talking about him or the Manchester United Jersey him? I guess if it's the Jersey's Manchester United by a landslide Yeah, but eight but eight is I stumbled upon that accidentally I was so excited There he is Nicky but but yeah, that's a good Jersey a great Jersey Titles one goals scored, but a buddy

Seven times I'm trying to I want to try to get well the darts guy you want to something crazy Blocking out the haters How's that possible what is it what no way Oh my god That's insane oh My god Rasputin who's Alex from Target? I thought you just made that up 27? That's insane! That's insane! Oh my god! Who's Alex from Target? I thought you just made that up. Yeah, who is Alex?

He was the cultural phenomenon. A girl thought he was hot. He was a Target employee. So she tweeted his picture just because he was like a cute teen boy. And it just went super viral. Like the most viral thing at the time. Okay. And he was just propelled into stardom. Went on the Ellen Show. He was in the wrong era. He would have been like the Costco. Okay. And he was just propelled into stardom, went on the Ellen Show. He was in the wrong era.

He would have been like the Costco guys now, but I think he's still. I don't think that would have mattered today. What, you're saying he wouldn't have blown up as much? Just for being a cute boy, so many on the line now. Yeah, but I think it ruined his life. Really? I think he like couldn't work at that target anymore

And everyone was like he's actually not even cute All roads lead back to boys oh there is Wow Is is huck to her just gone now No, this happened at all is is huck to her just gone now Yeah, I know they saw a picture of her on the beach, but like she's gone. I said she had a turd in the chamber Well, she was like oh She's back. Yeah. Yeah, she's back. Oh your girl

That was some wavelengths right there She's back doing like gun girl poop girl Oh, what you do the Kent State campus gun girl? She's at USF. You'll never guess what she's doing. Take one guess She had a microphone Does she have a gun on her back? No, she was talking about transgenderism at USF. Yeah Are people still just yeah, your pants? Here's a blurry picture for my first college campus in five years. It felt like nothing had changed at all Hopefully meta is true to its claim of not censoring topics of gender any longer so we can post it full and edited content soon Do you think she left because the poop girl thing She claimed wait what she's Kent State right? Yes, is that where she pooped?

Allegedly no one knows If it happened or not, but it may as well have yeah How did it even become a thing then Kyle thought there was a picture is it might have been me and might Was on a Twitter group chat with a bunch of eyes with her personal that she did that Because you were at Kent State at the same Time I just as a joke. I was yeah, I was at a frat party and she shit And then Somebody else tweeted it went viral

Claiming that happened and then it turns out it may have happened She played it all wrong. I'm an effect like retroactively manifested that because her response was the most guilty thing I'm very defensive right like the friend that said that wasn't even at that yeah She even said like her friend did say that like started that rumor, so maybe it happened She got cornered so you did shoot your pants though. Yeah, right, but she's back Yeah, huge yeah huge huge is she still married oh Definitely two kids especially love divorce her three-year-old sitting room. Jesus Christ, dude How do you know?

You also just knew the minute poop came up that I was like ah just knew the minute poop came up that I was like ah yeah yeah how do you know she's two kids do you know their name names yeah better not no I'll be really disappointed don't okay it'd be funny if you did. That would be funny. I think you might know least one of them. One is Zeke. One is Zeke. What is Air Bud's full name. Bud DeSiccio. He's Italian. Yeah. That was I was shocked when I found out Air Buds Italian. What the fuck Italian lab I had to dig to find that out. Is he in the Italian Hall of Fame? He should be better be Yeah, if I win, they're claiming him. Yeah Treating him like Luigi

That one kind of went away, huh? Yeah, is he just in prison? I saw a news story, probably fake, that Diddy is mad that he's getting all the positive attention. I don't think that was fake. It might be real. It was written factually. Because him, Diddy, and I forget the other one, are all in the same prison. They're in the same prison in New York.

Wow. But yeah, Luigi is a hero in prison, apparently. Jealous Diddy is raging that Luigi Mangione is getting more attention than him at their Brooklyn prison. Come on. Wow That can't be real. I'm not buying that did he is furious the legacy Oh murdered Luigi Mangione is seen as a bigger star by inmates the Brooklyn Federal Prison where both are located Did he's been throwing tantrums over the fact that Luigi is getting all the attention in prison and is being revered as a hero after literally murdering someone on the camera. Oh my, my fucking Mia. Even in prison Diddy's ego is bigger than life. That's so funny. I believe it.

Yeah, it's fact now. Diddy says the claims were false about the rapper's jealousy. Spokesperson for Diddy said the claims about the rappers Chelsea were false That's so funny. Do you think Luigi is happier than he's ever been? Being I think he's a tremendous pain right from his back surgery. Yeah Do you think he's happier than like the year? Maybe or maybe a couple weeks ago. I think it's probably wearing off now. Yeah, it's probably Fuck yeah. Yeah, how long does it take for you to be like shit? I'm in prison I made a because it probably is like a first couple nights where it's like this is fun Just hanging with the boys would be an odd

psychological Boulevard to go down Skyrocketing into like beloved fame right in prison right Having all the girls be like I want to fuck you Right in prison right Having all the girls be like I want to fuck you Well that too that would have to feel amazing how much you'll so much better out of prison. Yeah way better How much of it can you actually see can you even read about it's true now? Oh, they're playing like 2k Yeah, I don't know prisons are those dudes are on tick-tock live Smoking joints hanging out. Yeah grilling my understanding of prison is not accurate at all. It's also jail versus prison. It's true. I blame Hollywood

Yeah, do you think it's better or worse than you think? It's probably better I think so like my belief of prison is just like the movies you watch where there's just like a fucking hole in the ground You shit in and right? I think there's hard concrete slab to sleep on there's a lot of bartering Selling and trading like some have access to Facebook And the ones who got life sentences probably get treated better Think so they have nothing to lose. Yeah, and also there's no fear of abandonment Yeah, that guy's not gonna leave and start his own thing yeah As it becoming best friends with them and going on and start his own thing. Yeah, that's true, yeah. As of becoming best friends with him

and coming on the Yak all the time. Yeah. You're comparing this job to prison? Yeah. And Will just got out. Oh, Ben Fried's there. I didn't even know he was in prison still. Oh, he got sentenced already?

That guy is a crypto guy. How long is he 25? Oh? He's got a serve all 25 or no What happened to the homely woman that was with him? Oh? She's a rapper right what? His little girlfriend she she was a rapper. I thought she also wrapped I could be wrong. I would love to find this out Whoa, that's her little geek on the track She was a rapper? I thought she also rapped. I could be wrong. I would love to find this out. Whoa. That's her?

Little geek on the track? Okay. Oh. Yeah. I googled her name with rapping. Maybe I'm wrong. That was his piece. I don't think so.

No, okay. Not a rapper. Okay. Was she a rapper? But she was since the time, okay. Not a rapper. Okay. She was since the But she is a person. You can understand that. Not a rapper, but she is a person. Oh my God. Is that why you thought she was a rapper, Kate? She was in prison. She was in prison.

Oh, she's in jail. She must be a rapper. Not a rapper, but I understand how you could think so. Oh, that's fucked up, up Kate there's another tech girl That's like a door like looks like that that like her thing was rapper. She would like leave her rapper name all over New York City Those are cat no Think about Nicky. It's a lot. Yeah Sam's home saying liar helmet Tech girl rapper fuck we're not Anyway, I want to see the liar helmet

Well, who's put who needs to put it on tech night come put it on Put it on Kate get over Get over here. Liar's helmet. Hey, it's a liar's helmet. It's tradition. We've got to keep us honest. You have the helmet? Yes. You've got to come kneel down.

Weird. I know. Off camera. She's a girl. Come on, Kate. Yeah, I guess he's. What is happening right now? Oh my god.

Wait. I thought you were coming. You don't have to, yeah I guess he... What is happening right now? Oh my god! Wait! I thought you were coming... No camera. No camera. Yep, there's the liar's helmet. Put it on. Go ahead. Alright, now go...

Keep talking like you would. Keep spouting your bullshit. What do you gotta say, Kate? He was! Oh no, we're frozen, oh no. You would keep spouting your bullshit. What do you got to say Kate? Turn to the side who are you thinking of? Go sit back in your seat Kate Keep feeding us lies Where did you get that?

I'm telling that a helmet. There was a New York City couple that one, they were rappers that were scammers. But not SPF. Well, it's a real thing, so. Is it? Yeah. Anyone in the chat know what I'm talking about? Crypto hackers rapper wife Razzlecon.

Razzlecon? Sent to prison in a $ billion dollar Bitcoin heist. Kate, we're making that up. That's not on the screen. No, Razzlecon. I remember seeing her name graffitied down in like Chinatown. She's a real rapper. She was.

Razzlecon. Yeah, we believe you. Okay. What do they say in trick? Are you aware? Where the hell did'm gonna get this I bought it ultra used I didn't even know there was a setting on a you bet Etsy Used a big cat compare yourself to the nose, please What do you mean? Oh?

You got order order No Chris tell some truth to make it go down. Yeah, you tried if you tried a lie do that again We just did I love the liar's helmet 10 minutes Eight more minutes in the chat That's a real boy Okay, you're in denial yeah get the denial helmet. Oh no double up a full sarcophagus

They look alike. Holy shit. Razzlecon. Kate, they do look alike. A little bit. Kind of look the same. She's in prison, right? Yeah. Yeah, she is. By the way, Mountain Dew, add a blast of refreshing tropical lime flavor to your game day with the Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Mountain Dew Baja Blast is part of my game day ritual. The tropical lime flavor of Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Mountain Dew Baja Blast is part of my game day ritual. Tropical lime flavor of Mountain Dew Baja Blast is refreshing his game winning kicker at 90 yard, eight yard pick six. Ride the Baja wave on game day and grab Mountain Dew

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watching. He watched the game with us. He did the podcast with us. He was... How was he on the pod? He was exactly where he always is he would there was no interest no change at all Now I do notice that he he spent yesterday doing his his stunt of 24-hour stream I'm the biggest ball watcher and then today he's he's not here. So I thought ball watching was 24-7 for him There's no ball on today. Well, there's that there was there was no ball on yesterday, but he found a Jerry Mikey That's bats. He's hiding from Fleming Left his car on for an hour this morning didn't know it what what an idiot Damn

It's a long time Have you ever seen the El Salvadoran prisons? Oh yeah, haven't they? They're all caged up by the hundreds. Oh yeah, they march in lockstep almost, right? I watched something and before that they were living the life. It was like a club with pool tables and eating cornish game hands. Didn't they really try to clean that country up?

Yeah, they did. I think any sort of like misdemeanor put lands yet, but they went heavy. Oh shit Jesus now that doesn't look fun. Do they have a tattoo gun in there? They were all in like this gang one gang I think the MS 13. Oh, so they all were previously tatted, but some of them are like still proud Yeah, they're running up to the camera. Damn. Yeah. Thoughts, Kate? I don't know.

How much time do I have left? 12 minutes. Five and a half. Okay. Does it restart if she tells another lie while wearing it? Remember Martin Screlli the the journalist who came into prison to? Interview him and she left her husband for him, and he was like you never mind. I didn't know she lost for him. Yeah Desperate she lost her job What was who never mind? Oh?

Martin Screlli was like you I don't want you after He only wondered when she was married. Yeah What is a woman's thought process with that what she thinks gonna happen bare minimum? She has to wait a decade But also she was kind of hot and it was Martin Screlli or like what about the girls with Steven Avery making a murder He is hot. Yeah Left her husband job to be with Martin Screli, also known as the Pharma Bro. Smith or Smythe? Smythe.

Wrote about her relationship with Shkreli in an L profile in December 2020. So she wrote about him, broke the news about his arrest, and then fell in love with him? Yeah, she would go to prison to interview him, and she started falling for him, I guess. Love has no clear path. I can never pinpoint who that man is.

I can't either. He's a finance guy? And it's always a name I know I can never pinpoint who that man is I can't either There's a finance guy. It's always a name. I know I should know it was a pharma, bro. So What do you hold like patents on? Drugs and then I think some pretty like some like up the price on like up the right yeah Yeah, he was like responsible for only Wu Tang album. Yeah Rap related he raised the price of cancer medication like 35,000 percent or something That's not good what Shkreli what happened he's a dick just oh just him in general. Yeah When 2016 no shit, did you have the Firefest guy on? Uhhhhhhhhh

No, he was back-predosing I think. Okay. Yeah, yeah. He was supposed to fight Billy in a Rough and Rowdy. That's right. I think he did fight somebody in like something. Yeah. Did you do bareknuckle?

Combat Karate I think. Yeah, court. Combat Karate? It was something in like a pit. Yeah, I wanna see this video fuck yeah yeah it was in a pit are we gonna have a hibachi day again?

i'd love that i want some more entertainers you know amateur we can get a magician day i would do that we did jikwik you seeing this cape? kind of I would do that. We did Jake Week. You'll ever see from karate combat. Again, karate combat, I established contact with you guys a long time ago. I apologize for never covering you guys on the channel.

I tried covering guys on other things, but I just... Wait, which one is he? Billy McFarland. Blackface. Yeah. So here we go. Billy McFarland, aka Mr. Fire Festival, versus Justin Custado, aka Web 3.0 man. Let's just call him that.

So Billy McFarland... This arena looks cool as fuck. Just knocked down Justin Custado aka web 3.0 man. Let's just call him that so billy's arena looks cool as fuck Just knock down Justin Custado So it's they can't ground and pound they're just doing karate. It's just boxing but with Pantone Like a messel morph It's not I think it's actually an anatomical thing some people are endo morphs some people are messel morphs It's like how your muscle builds. It's not built like one. one he is one I believe so I could be very wrong oh fuck this fight sucks I'm just saying the

college wrestling community isn't a tizzy because somebody did the unloading the clip celebration on their opponent what yeah gotta see how many strickenberg how many how many bullets you did a kind of a lot. Really? Extendo. I want to see this.

I love Gun Cell. I do too. I like when they really kill the guy. Dylan Stewart? South Carolina when the guy was on the ground and he just loaded everything in him? Kate? Have you learned your lesson? I'm good now? Am I done?

Who was the NFL a couple weeks ago? The box right? That was your guy Jay. His fingers were taped. Oh did he get in trouble Kyle? I don't know. Oh wow. He wasn't even looking back at the head.

A bunch of people even looking about it What's the so what does the ref do it? Do they does he have a penalty flag? Do they call a technical foul? Right like a red card that I would imagine that was like like a deduction of one team point But I don't know how does the ref demonstrate that is there like a motion they do Motion that would be funny if the ref took the gun and took the bullets out and shot him put it in his own mouth Took the rest their hostage yeah could you gone and then held it to his head Put him in a fucking just would you do it flagged if you if you leave mark Andrews after he dropped it took out A gun and shot himself took out a gun and shot himself. Would that get a flag?

That would be so funny. Yeah, he shot himself. Shot himself. Would that be a flag? Dylan Stewart. Raps review in the call. He sneaks up behind him with a fake finger. We need that.

Killing yourself after a bad play. Yeah, really bad play. It's like Michael Scott in the improv class, he just whispers every time. And he's got to a guy who's to hang himself off of the fuel goal post All right Kate disembark What if somebody did like a really in-depth blowjob after a touchdown just put everyone's head in a pretzel a Gay yeah like an outwardly gay player just doing the gayest celebration Puts the ball in his ass.

TJ, what was that? Weren't kids doing that? What's the penalty for that? Weren't kids doing that when they popped up behind a news report or something they were doing? Like the spider does that. Yeah, spider does do that. The fucking, the hands.

Yeah, hands. Handsy blow job. How did that become a thing? I don't know, probably a striker. Well, he probably needed a little more hand gonna do it. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. Yeah, handsy blow job. How did that become a thing? I don't know, probably a striker. Well, probably needed a little more hand work on it. Show us. People. Well.

Use the nose. Okay. Damn. I like the liar's helmet. I can't wait till a guest, if we catch a guest in a lie. We gotta use it correctly though, no like, you know know abusing the rule

I thought you were joking tell you so your coat like a dome over there Jay what do you got? Somebody bought or found the one-of-one skeins that they were offering 30 years for no way an 11 year old found it All right, oh hell. Yeah an 11 year old found it all right Oh, hell yeah, 11 year old collector. I don't know what that means. Oh Could be a pet of that he's been collecting That's you Kyle. Yeah, so you collect 11 year olds. Oh who was it? 11 year old collector also Drake's name

So in LA so he's not going to take the season tickets. That's all the info that's out at this point. That's pretty badass. Pretty cool. Was it tickets for life? Yeah. 30 years season tickets behind home plate. And one game with Livy. Oh. Spider has her leotard. Did he actually buy

that? No, he didn't. Oh, okay. She's graduated, right? I believe so. That's good. I don't. Yeah. Yeah, she has to be for the best. I can't say that. She has to be. Brandon's our Livy done. No, what's his girl Breckki brekki is his yeah, he likes brekki. Yeah over livi Brian is a weird guy. He's a He leaves fucking kill him Just tell him that first contract all right four weeks ago. Oh Wow four weeks ago. Oh. Wow. That was. Congrats to Olivia.

Recent. Congrats. She going, wait, three weeks ago. Yeah. Your same goal. Is she gonna try to, is she going pro in gymnastics? I think she's too old. I don't think she's good enough. That's exactly what she wants to hear. Yeah, some Bolton board material. Yeah. You mid-yarn. hear. Yes, Bolton board material? You mid-yawn. Yeah. What's Brecky up to? Liars helmet!

Liars helmet! Yes! Yes! Great catch. Kyle, this isn't an abuse, right? That was a blatant lie. No, that was a blatant lie. Bold-faced. Who's Brecky? I don't know this isn't an abuse right that was a blatant. No that was a blatant lie bold-faced who's Brecky There's multiple Brecky's okay, so you know Breckenridge, Colorado locals call it Brecky and Not a local the big titty blonde girl. Mm-hmm. You know exactly what it is

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social channels for all the football fun. Great work, Brandon. Thanks. Appreciate it. I didn't really lie. Yeah, you said you don't know who that is. You wouldn't be wearing the helmet if you didn't. Well, you didn't give me a last name. You knew exactly who I was. Brekkie could be anybody. You said I don't know a Brekkie. I don't know who that is. I don't know which Brekkie you're referring to. He's doubling down. I think you, yeah, you're fine.

All right. All right. You know who that precky is. Why'd you ask me? Were y'all talking about her previously? We were talking about you. Get jealous? Yeah.

A little bit. We were talking about you. We're having a talk. Jay, what's Chip Snack has the worst dust to get on your fingers? Good to me. I can only think of one, right? No. What's the worst?

Doritos, Cool Ranch Doritos, Cheetos. That's a good dust to get on your fingers. But Cheetos has to be the worst. Hot Cheetos stains. I mean, none of them are good. But I'm asking you, what's the worst? What do you think? What do you think? do you think I?

Don't know cheesy popcorn, maybe Sometimes yes, just the questions are just too tough check sometimes. It's just like it's brain. Yeah, yeah God God damn How did he come up with yeah? Take a little try to split the atom She's asking a shit. We're never gonna be able to get to the bottom of We're just trying about 400 boys Like how are we supposed to know if we were in the NFL would we wear sleeves today?

That's a tough one. Yeah, it's tough That's a real would you wear sleeves Jay probably not but I'd go coat No sleeves on the field okay, so that kind of undermines it though doesn't it? Oh, I mean if all coats are the real deal if you're not they are if you're not wearing sleeves If you're not wearing sleeves cuz you're like I think I just play better with those sleeves That's one thing but if your whole point is like I'm gonna not wear sleeves to prove how tough I am but then the second you walk off the field you bundle up that kind of undermines wearing that big-ass

coat like you just got off your right yeah I don't think so I mean every NFL player when it's like zero degrees puts that on it's like the coats we got sent here no free ads but they fucking rule they are super war it's like the coats we got sent here no free ads, but they fucking rule. They are super war. It's like we're in a tent Yeah, oh, yeah, those are good coats. They are not one I look like a lunatic walking around in it, but so does mincy. I'll be damned mincy's got one He looks terrible. He wears around the office. Wait. Oh, yeah, yeah, Voldemort Where's it all 60 degree day? It's his main coat Where's it on a 60-degree day? It's his main coat

He pissed me off last night why what happened you know couch he asked you about couch no right before we did the stream and Nose itches right before we did the stream he he ran 45 minutes and Then he smell like shit. He got all super sweaty and then just came straight to the stream where we're all stuck in the same room together. I thought that was crazy. Yeah, and he sweats. 45 minutes is a lot. He sweats a lot and he was doing the thing where he was running

and he just looks like he's getting angry. He's just like yelling. Oh, he's like swinging and punching. Yeah. And he goes right from there into the end of the cave to watch a game with us. That ain't right. I thought it was a little selfish.

You call Dan and ask him? Yeah. Again, we've been over it. I apologized. I don't need your apologies. I actually didn't apologize. Well, it's fine. You want one?

No. Sure? I'm sure. Top five list. When I left for the bathroom, the last thing y'all said was, let's not abuse the liar helmet, and then you all tricked me into lying.

We didn't trick you. We didn't trick you. We asked you what's Brecky up to, and you said, I don't know who that is. Anything I said would have been a lie if I said. No. If I said. Like she's hot, she's making TikTok. If I said, I don't know what she's up to, you would have said, liar. No. Well I said no if I said she's hot if making tic-tac if I said

I don't know what she's up to you said liar. No. Well, yeah, you do know I would have that would not have been a provable lie, right? You said who is but you also do know what she's up to. I don't know what she's up to She's not even been on tick-tock lately. It's Google search Brandon. We've talked about her on mostly sports recently sports recently hmm hmm all right Brandon take it off do you have a legitimate crush on her no put it back on it back I have a new crush oh yeah give it to us I like Lauren jumps Lauren jump I'm a big Lauren jumps guy is this uh-huh okay okay you know I'm just big Lauren jumps guy. Is this? Uh huh. Okay. Okay. You know, I'm just assuming there's a lot of bouncing going on. No, no, not really.

Lauren jumps. I love her. She's jumping. I love Lauren jumps. She's British. Oh, British. I love Lauren. Really? Yeah. I love her. But she doesn't always talk. She usually just does it to a song. Yeah, just jump ropes. She just yeah just does a bunch of elaborate jumps. Alright. I don't know if this does it for me. Yeah. Oh, it doesn't have to do it for you. It doesn't for me. That was a cool transition. We're not asking if it does it for you. I love Lauren jumps. Oh, she's good. She got you into jump roping. She made me wish I could I think you could

Whoa? Now I'm backing on Lauren jump Yeah, it's usually hip-hop songs and whatnot and she just really gets out like CGI to your favorite jump roper She's my favorite jump roper for you have a second favorite now just her she's got me into the jump rope game buddy Lee So I'm off Ricky. I'm more on to the Lauren jumps. I love the loose pants. I would always go to my youth wrestling tournaments. And he would jump rope?

Wow, that's a cool little. Got us all into it. Now, y'all see what I mean? Yeah, no, no, no. This is cool. She's really talented. I'm in on it now. Yeah.

In elementary school, I was in the American Heart Association jump rope club. And we would do dance routines. We'd have to kill it for you. We'd do things just like that. That killed it dead. Oh, I have a couple moves to the side. Every dead animal has ever died.

Get on one hand and go all the way down. We should get a jump rope here. I would love the double dutch. And all of us do it really well. I think we'd get addicted to it. I don't think we would. Like remember Foursquare at camp, how we all got kind of hooked on it?

I'm buying a big jump rope. Can we get two? Can we try double dutching? Yeah, whole office. No, I want like the one that's like the whole court. The whole office does, yeah. Whoever lasts the longest. You do need two, right?

For double dutch. Yeah, yeah. One, two. Yeah, two rotations. I think that there might be a jump rope in that box. That very long. It's not gonna be big though. Maybe I'm wrong, no, correct, but an individual jump.

Is 30 feet big enough? Brandon. Almost certainly.. I'm wrong. No, correct. But an individual jump is 30 feet big enough. Brandon, almost certainly. Although I'm more of an individual jumper. She's never doubled out. She just does her own dance routines. That's gonna be short a half court. If you want to find Okay, we go free throw line to free throw line. Okay, maybe tomorrow's jump rope day. All. Finally. You think you'll get that big of a rope here tomorrow? Says tomorrow. Wow. It was on Prime, brother. Didn't know they were so readily available. Ultra-use section. Mm-hmm.

Was there a smell in there, an odor? No. Although I'm worried there will be now. You have a stinky head? No. Yeah, you do. I do do smell I do have hair gel in so it probably smells like hair gel now Good hair day. Thank you. Thank you. There's that head smell when like a pillow smells like a head You know yeah, natural head smell yeah, yeah Pillows do be there was like a if there was like a sampler of a piece of paper and it smelled like head Would you be able to know that smells like fucking? I'm like those dogs that can smell like those bugs in the you can just track it

Top five smells someone with the head was in here mmm barbecue naturally occurring smells natural gas Someone with a head was in here. Mmm, barbecue. Naturally occurring smells. Natural gas. Natural gas? Number one? Gasoline. Not gasoline, natural.

Natural. I like to submit gasoline. Permanent marker, that smell. Smell of gasoline like out of a pump is terrible. I love that. Y'all like that? I always try to get some on my hands so I can hug. I love it, yeah.

The smell of a pipe, like an old school pipe, catching a whiff of that. Y'all are fucked up Yeah, what a lot of like just fucked up answers really about like flowers or like give us smells. I said barbecue, okay? Five puffing gas and new shoes markers. Oh freshly mowed grass. That's good boring. No, it's not That's a great smell bore. I'm like pranks news. That's a great smell. Bore. Smells like springs. Newsfest. Lavender. Huh. Um.

John Gruden. What about your least favorite smells? Paper plants. What? Paper plants. Those ones smell like cum? Paper, yeah. If there's a paper manufacturer in a town, the entire town smells like it. Top five trees oak pecan

willow well I have to go redwood one even though I've never seen one but I've always wanted to see one so redwood one oak pecan willow Spanish moss no magnolia oh do you ever smell that leather factory in Lincoln Park no apparently they cure the leather with piss and they dump it in the river it smells like My uber driver told me he rolled the window like do you smell that piss? It's all an old Nabisco fashion sure he wasn't pissing might have been pissing you might have been pissing Pissing his pants

How about this piss I might need to Do you believe they cured those coats with fart? The car might have just smelled like piss. Top five. The inside of a Wawa has a certain smell to me that just makes me feel good. Oberweiss smells great. Yeah, top five sandwiches. Reuben.

Reuben one? I agree. Reuben one pulled pork sandwich, grilled cheese. Did he ask me or did he ask you all to go oh. Grilled cheese without tomato soup though, is that implied? No, I don't need tomato soup for grilled cheese to be elite. A good Philly cheesesteak, but a bad one sucks, but a good one is good.

Yeah, I agree. A turkey club? No, no, club sandwiches are overrated. You think a Reuben could work in like a taco or a burrito? Definitely. Yeah, I've seen them in different fashions. I've been to some restaurants. I can't believe Reuben's won.

I fucking love a Reuben. It's my favorite sandwich. What about a chicken parm? Good, not great. It can be. You can also find a mediocre chicken parm in a hurry. In a hurry. Yeah.

Meatball's great. I would go with meatball. In a hurry. In a hurry, as you say. I can. Yeah. Give me you say. I can, yeah. Give me 10 minutes, I'll bring mediocre chicken parm back. Ruben is, every time I have it, I'm like, why don't I do this more often?

Yeah, ruben's great. I love rubens. Yeah. And they're also, you can have a high end ruben, it's good, but it's not gonna taste much different from a low end ruben. They're all gonna be about the same. Did you guys have that Filipino sausage that Donnie had? I do not. That's my favorite meat. That was very good. It was good. It's like Laganisa. You ordered it for breakfast that one day?

Yeah, it's so good. Oh wanton Don. Yeah, I was thinking of over here Chef Brandon your top five team uniforms, but the team has to have a color in their name but the team has to have a color in their name. Ooh. Nineteen... early nineties Toronto Blue Jays. Detroit Red Wings for sure. Um... Mm. Tulane Green Wave Alternate.

Yes. Come here, come here. What is that? What is this? Oh. Oh. Yes. Oh my god, Donnie. Donnie's a beautiful bastard. Detroit Red Wings probably number one. Has my God, Donnie. Donnie's a beautiful bastard. Detroit Red Wings, probably number one. Has to be, right?

Early 90s white socks when they really came into the- Oh, cheese on, maybe in your shoe? Cheese on pants. Okay. Cheese on pants. You didn't even try to stop it. You didn't even try to stop it. I can't.

Oh, that went straight to the sauce. Pass that. I can't. That smells really good. Dibs. Red Sox have a solid jersey. Thank you. Danny. West Point Green Wave. I'm okay, thankway, thank you, but black well in there at all. Oh fuck but I'll kind of as a color

Are we counted as a color because it's not really used as a color in the way the colors in the past? Yeah, then black Hawks red wings are one two Black Hawks over red wings. Yeah, but hockey jerseys to me are the best. If you line up the 10 best uniforms in sports, I think seven of them are going to be hockey. I think they do the best with their logos and whatnot. That's fair. All right.

Top five team names. Oh, this is immense. Pro sports. Pro. Do you want us to get your brain going going and you just rank ones we tell you? 49ers. Don't love it. I do like 76ers though, which is weird.

Steelers. Steelers is great, but I don't like the Steelers, so there's a golf there. We could do the tier thing where it's already 1 through 10 in your pick. Yankees. Oh yeah yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Fine. Sorry, what?

There's a sauced up thing in my hand. I want to eat it, but you all can ask me questions. It's sauced up already. Top five sauces. I'll hold it. It's basic. No, you will not. Alabama white barbecue sauce, remoulade, ranch.

Is hot just a sauce? Yeah. And then I've become more of a hot sauce guy in the last couple of weeks. What? Brandon Walker. I've drank a little of the hot sauce, but just a little. I just want the taste. What?

I have eggs and a corned beef hash every day at this breakfast place, and I put three drops of hot sauce on each. Do they know your name there? They do. They know me as the podcast guy. Good morning, Brendan. Yeah. They ask me a lot of questions, but none of them speak English, so I don't understand

the questions. I took my kids there on Sunday, and then two of the three tried to run out after I paid, and everyone at the diner was like, hey, your kids are running. I was like, shit. Oh, get them. Get them quarterback shit. Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good. Oh That's good. Oh

That's really good. Oh, yeah good Top five Forms a potato top five words that make you go. Oh, that's a good word Oh, I know someone you hear someone say great one it makes you stop down and go great one oh that's such a good word how do you know my top two favorite words I used to yeah as he's won the other day Oh braggadocious great braggadocious is right where it's a first both? Yeah. T and K. Thirst? No.

Tits? God. Triangle? It's talcum. Talcum. Talcum! And then kiosk. Kiosk.

Oh, that's good. I like rubric. Rubric. Ooh, rubric. Yeah. I didn't realize the guy who invented Roblox is. Uh-oh. Oh, I got done.

Oh. What happened? What were you going to say? Damn it. What did he invent? I just saw it on Twitter. Roblox is oh I got done What were you gonna say? What did he saw it on Twitter Roblox? Unbelievable is it not unbelievable. I just saw it his name was like Robert block I was like that makes sense That makes sense. It's not your fault. It didn't have the At the real under it looks real to me, and I don't really know what roblox is so made even more sense blocks

Listen you get caught yeah Gotta get caught P, I get on the rocks gotta get caught Pornelius you Put her there, that's so good. I have an idea for a site What are some other ones? Just porn sites here. No just sites and that's liar helmet by the way What getting gut or who getting got I got got oh yeah, Kate got got we made all right I'll put it on I don't think that's not getting that's not lying not lying. I thought it was real Yeah, it didn't have the fact-checking under it. I'll put it on

Oh, they're more on that 100% real What is yes some other company names? Can't beat Pornhilly. It's funny. Take a bang. Talk. That's good. Those are funny. That's really good. You lysis Giselle Ebony ayo What was that for eBay? Yeah, top five We're in lists mode we don't have to I'm not in list mode right now. Hmm We need you to get in listen, yeah. We need you to get in list mode. Yeah, I need you to get into list mode.

It's off season, Brandon. Coolest instruments to play. Oh, top five instruments to play. Uh, drums one, obviously. What? He's right. No, drums, guitar, piano, saxophone. Yup.

Uh, tuba. Tuba? You're not gonna throw bass up up there no bait anybody can play a bass harmonica no no nobody can play a bass the list was the list you only list mode then don't ask about the list once I give you the list yeah that's fair it's totally fair you're gonna get Top five tastes you can have but they don't come from food You know Mm-hmm say Brandon say it Say I love I know a bottom five taste

Love the taste I don't give me an example. I like taste of paper. Do you want a piece of paper for a spitball? It's not bad. Oh you like an envelope see it toothpick Come That's what you're gonna say yeah, right good toothpaste. He didn't say no he didn't say no to come to toothpaste good tooth That's mint That's a kid's toothpaste is great. Yeah, yeah bottle cap chewing on a bottle cap. That's nice But you know that's more of a mouth cap? That's nice. But you don't like the taste. You like the mouth feel. Yeah, you're right.

Oh, the plastic thing on top of a Mondo? That just tastes like Mondo. Yeah, that's fine. Mondo is those, uh, Kool-Aid things. All right. A bridge. A bridge? A bridge bridge they taste pretty good we're just never had a bridge yeah yeah yeah I think a torso like a smooth

torso is always a five out of ten that would be funny if someone did like pizza reviews for bridges this is what yeah he said them just reviews for non foods yeah funny Golden Gate bridge is one lick everyone knows the rule good nah we Kyle you should do a series where you find the best tasting brass in America I'm going across the country by the best welcome to tastiest bridge your first one can be Kinsey when one where Dave Matthews dumped all the shit. Oh, yeah Taste at every bridge He's getting stuck to him in the winter time what if one's really good Like that blue one in Jacksonville tastes good. What's the blue bridge in Jacksonville?

Maybe it's teal. Uh oh. Uh oh. Teal's blue. I got one for you, Brandon. Oh, that does look really fucking good. Oh, that looks really good. How'd that taste that? Oh man.

Oh my god. Pittsburgh bridges look delicious. I think they might be sour really yeah I'd like to at least try Yeah, we gotta try we got to taste some bridges is there any in New Orleans we can try we should Yeah, there's a lot of bridges to taste in New Orleans TJ Google test best tasting bridge. Let's see if anybody's done this. What city has the most bridges? Might be Pittsburgh.

They have a lot. I think Pittsburgh does claim that. But Paris, maybe? London? No one's done it. Nobody's tasted bridges, dude. We could do this. We could control the market. We could do this we could or we could

Control the market we could send Clemmer. Yeah There's that region Paris that has all the chewed up gum on it. Oh, yeah, or is that? It's locked the wall Or the locks is the bridge yeah, it was worse locks tastes like shit All right Brandon last one and then we'll spin the wheel top five Distances to drive oh Yours is gonna be higher than the more you're doing in in minutes top five minutes to drive Two hours is number one. Yep. Love a two hour drive. Feels like you accomplished something. Yeah. Not long enough that you have to stop. Yeah. Oh, that's a great drive.

One hour drive a second. Mm-hmm. But you don't really even feel like you're driving. Two hours is the perfect amount of getting out and really driving. Then it jumps up shockingly. Really? You're not going to go like 45 minutes? No. The amount of what you can do comfortably and easily in one day, like when I see anything that's six hours, I'm like, that is the perfect amount to drive. Yeah, that's a good answer. That's a long drive. I leave at 9 a.m. I stop for lunch. I'm pulling in about 4.30 or 5 o'clock. That's a good drive. Because that's also a drive. You got to kind of map out like when you want to leave Yeah, so you feel like a little bit of a pilot. It's the smallest big drive

Yeah, that's the smallest drive that has excitement around it. Yeah. Yeah, I think four four five good. This is your list I'm so sore gets a little annoying because it's longer than two and you're not quite settled in for six Like it's it can't debate that. yeah six you'll change personalities though yeah six is you make playlists for yeah you get snacks yeah everything with six yeah I agree about that and then probably um I have to make room on this list for like a three minute drive okay let me ask you this my brother yeah um, is this a solo drive? Yeah, all my drives are based on solo I'd agree. Yeah, I was envisioning it. Yeah, so two hours two hours is perfect one hour What I'm gonna go to our tweet that if you want some respect

That's a really good two hours is one six hours is two three hours is three one hours four and three minutes is five Wow, I actually don't Three me I can we go five minutes? Sometimes it's fun just to get there fucking fast as fuck. Yeah, but five minutes you're like, I'll be there in five. But you're lying anyway. If you say you're gonna be there in five, then you're really gonna be there in 10.

No. What'd you just say? You say you're gonna be there in five, you'll really be there in 10. No, I said a thing, I said a platitude. I didn't say that's what I believed. It's a something, I don't know. Spit it on the fucking wheel.

I gotta go to the bathroom. Did you code when you? I peed and it just got my bowels jealous. Oh. Bowels jealous. Your ass got jealous or your dick? Hey, you forgot about me. Your ass is gay. Brandon.

Your bowels got jealous? I'm tooting over here. Trying to let you know. My bowels got jealous. Alright, spin the wheel. Bartholomew's Max. He's cruising. Max, come here. Come here. We have a question for you. Oh, I can answer from here.

Come over here. At least let us see you. People are saying that you didn't actually break your foot and you actually got arrested and you're wearing a monitor. I'm not wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor.

I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor.

I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor. I'm wearing a monitor. People are saying that you didn't actually break your foot and you actually got arrested and you're wearing a monitor. This would be so funny if you had a monitor on. And the sock. Oh so you don't need to boot at all. Oh, you're faking. Oh so you're fine.

Yeah. Wait are you healed? Yeah, Friday. Oh, so you don't need to build it off. Oh for your faking. Oh, so you're fine. Yeah Wait, are you healed? Yeah Friday. Oh You can play basketball no I'm gonna go skiing though. Oh my god. What an idiot Thank you, all right, thanks Max he talked on it right? Yeah, he talked on the show I phoned the wheel. Thank you. Alright, thanks Max. He talked on it, right? Yeah, he talked on the show. He's on the wheel. No, I'm not on the wheel. Well, it's not going to land on wet. Don't worry.

Why would you say that? I don't know. I've been... He says it every day now, so now he has to say it. He's so smart. Alright, see you in a while It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak!

It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! That's my boy spot right there. Alright, love you guys, see you tomorrow, bye.