The Yak - KB Wrangles Catfish with His Bare Hands | The Yak 8-9-22

Episode Date: August 9, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome back, pussies. It's another episode of the the Yak. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. Welcome back, pussies. It's another episode of the fucking Yak. You know what the fuck time it is. It's time for you to abandon all pretenses, fucking kick your feet up, untie your shoes,

fucking take the tension out of your lower back and just really start fucking yakking because today, Nick's back. I missed one day. Yeah, but you're back, though. You are back. Great return. Everybody watching, this is a reminder. Unclench your jaw, man.

Yeah. But I heard you're supposed to breathe through your nose with your mouth closed and have your tongue resting on the top of your mouth. Here's another reminder. Think about your breathing as intensely as you can. Until it gets confusing. Does anyone have weed? Damn, that makes me want to smoke weed. Yeah.

Everything makes you want to smoke weed. I know you got that thing on you, Zah. I just actually got Zah's last loud pack. Bought it. Why are you doing me like that, Rob? I'm not doing you like that. I thought that it's legal. Legalize it. It is legal, that it's legal. Legalize it.

It is legal, but it's a tough look at work, you know. Nah, you always have wild packs. It's a tougher look here not to smoke. You got to stay strapped. Yeah, you look super sus and shaky. If you happen to see this tweet. Wait, when was this? Loosen your shoulder.

Oh, I thought he'd take a second. Okay. Are we're gonna do this we have been stealing fucking all of bailey carlin's content ideas for a fucking minute now my bed remains unmade so the jig is up but uh kate's in here fucking obviously nick brandon you got an undershirt under that nope let's Let's go, dog. Abandon the undershirt. Yes. It looks good, bro. And you're not like tittied down to the socks like you said you would.

I say you look flat chested. I feel fine. It's a Phillies shirt. It's an America shirt. Philadelphia Phillies. It has an eagle and it has Ben Franklin and it has the Liberty Bell. That's a pretty Philly. I don't think that's really native to Philly.

How many shirts did you buy at once? I bought two of these shirts and the company saw me wear them, and they have not let me forget it because they have sent me a bunch of them. And it also coincided with me putting all my stuff in storage, so I only have like 10 shirts out, so now I just have new shirts to wear every day. The only experience I've had with that is on the bracket once, I said jokingly that I'm an Aston Villa fan. The amount of Aston Villa stuff.

Those soccer fans are insane. I got an Aston Villa shirt today. I got a flag last week. My apartment is like Pokemon and Aston Villa themed now. It is just like the most unfuckable area. You should tell them that. Smoke this weekend. They got smoked.

I know because I follow them now. I have a scarf, a jersey, the flag. I have the schedule hanging up. I just got a t-shirt. It was 2-0, right? It was 2-0, Zop. You should tell them that you're an Aston Martin fan and see if you got a fucking car out of it.

Dude, keep sending me my Villa shit. Someone send me those Rui Hachimura Jordans. Yeah, someone send me. I had this Cartier bracelet that I was fucking zoning in on. Maybe someone sent me that shit, too. I'm appreciative, though. I have the flag hanging above my bed. I have the scarf above my TV.

I have the jersey framed, hung. How's our song go? Villa, villa, villa. Fuck yeah. That wasn't my phone. We also have KB in this motherfucking bitch. Fucking Owen. Little Sasquatch over there

wiping the sleep out of his eyes and for good reason because he was fucking doing shit last night i was uh funny every day funny moms was good it was it was really weird because first of all i mean luckily roan showed up i was so uncomfortable dude brooklyn is wild well it's a trend everyone there is so cool and i was just sitting there just like with like with my head in my phone like not talking to anybody and then luckily roan came to my rescue but like nick and adam opened it up with you in like 30 minutes or whatever and then i had to go first so i just had to follow that and they're all there to see Nick and Adam no one's there to see the actual show yeah so I'm just like bombing and

then I mentioned come town like once and then everything every single joke worked after that really wild it was loyalty I made like a joke about how all their fans look like Adam and then like instantly everything worked it was insane you had to kind of like show them that you get what they get. Yeah, like you're an ally or whatever. Like that you're saying homophobic stuff in gist. Yeah, yeah. You're actually a homophobe. No, like literally.

You're like, I'm in the closet too. Yeah, it was wild. I've never like gotten a crowd back that easily. I don't, their fan base confuses me. What, what is it? It's just a bunch of dudes from you. but there's a lot of like,

uh, like LGBT and like trans girls too. Yeah. Yeah. It's at a trans bar. It was at a trans bar and Nick Mullen was just like shitting on trans people and we were just surrounded by trans people laughing at it. It was a weird experience.

They, they like them. They fuck with you. And people can laugh at themselves it turns out. Yeah. It was a weird experience. They like them. They fuck with them. And people can laugh at themselves, it turns out. Yeah. One of their best qualities. Maybe if Dave Chappelle just said he likes Comptown. Yeah.

They'd be like, oh, you're an ally? Yeah. You fuck with us? Saz, you matured like 12 years in the past month, maybe? Week? I think it's the hat. It's the hat. Yeah.

His whole perspective is way different. You're spot on with that, KB. The way he carries himself. He's very measured in his responses. Even like this. That's like an older guy head shake. Yeah, it's strange. I like it.

It's a knowing nod. Yeah, a knowing nod. I've liked all versions of Sass. I'm just saying it's been a ride. He might have the Robin Williams shit. Oh, yeah. Even a little smirk. He's sage. I've been on my meditation.

I'm grounded these days. Calm app? Yeah, hit the daily calm this morning. He's been positive vibes in the group chat. Yeah, he won't let us hate. Jesus. We're in the middle of hating, and he's just like, hey, I'm going to stop you guys there. Yeah.

I don't like what you're putting out. We're all about spreading love now. Let me hate. Even like last night, he was like saying, like, telling me some shit that people were like gossiping about or something like that. But he was like, yeah, it's probably just like that they need something to kind of talk about in their own world. Jesus.

He like completely reasoned it away, and he took the power of the information away and turned it into the transactional thing that it was between humans. Wow. My boy must have just dipped his tongue into some ayahuasca or some shit like that. I'm putting my third eye. Yeah?

Yeah. I'm getting real wise. Dude, big vibe, Squatch, dude. That makes me want to smoke weed. Yeah. Did you not smoke this morning, Ron? Of course I did, bro. What the fuck? Don't play me, bro. I thought we were positive vibes. Speaking of your third eye, aren't you on

OnlyFans now, Kate? I am. Oh, yeah. Are you really, Kate? Yes. I'm just waiting for it to get officially sent through, but all my account info's in there, ready to go. At Katie Money Bags. Oh, no, no, no. pardon me katie money grabs grabs katie money grabs i should have done what types of uh you'll be showing your asshole is that what type of content every spoke um what type of content

i don't know so wait when i went to sign up it was like you are your emails already has an only fans and i was like what and i put in my password and it went to this i forgot that during the heart of quarantine i made one for brandon's tits um and even the link for like the wish list goes right to a bulk order of pringles um and all this other stuff for him so i forgot that i like kind of already had one yeah my boys nips are popping though your titties have no fans I could get one Not a single one Well she didn't really publicize it She didn't try to get fans

Yeah it was more of a passion project And it's very not funny I don't know when I was like Oh it's very funny Morning Sunshine It's probably just from Morning Sunshine Remember that show? But I do

I'm waiting for it to go through And I'm really going to try to Because Kelly Keegs has one now And she's already up to like Three grand a month Or something like that Yeah let's talk math What figures

Okay so wait Jordan and Kelly And they're Jordan's like 25k Yeah What do you mean A month A month

What do you mean She's making 25k Yes Yes But okay But do we think that this was Like do we think that this was... Do we think that anyone else is going to be able to do that?

Or do you think it was just Jordan because Jordan did it first? I'll be happy with like $100,000 a month. Just for cat food. I don't know. Do we think anyone else is going to be able to... I think everyone can. They're charging too much. You can't charge $30,000.

She's making $25,000? I would beat off face balls, shaft, everything for that. How much are you charging? I'm thinking about doing $10, and you'll get my premium Hanes content. You have the biggest underwear. I have the biggest underwear. It's thick, too. It's like the sail of a boat.

It is. It's very enormous. Full coverage. So what kind of content, like, I think that that's what everyone's curious about. Like, what kind of content are they putting up? What have they talked to you about, like, they're playing for? And what type of content are you going to be putting up? I would like to do the thing where I talk down to people, where I'm a bitch.

Where I'm like, you like sending me money, you little dick. Yeah, I think I'm going to be that kind of person. Because that's not me normally, but I think I'm going to take on like a real slut persona. Do you think it's going to get like mentally draining?

Oh, yeah. It's going to get depressing. Everyone was like, do cameo, do cameo. And I was like, I'm too lazy, man. I know that's like easy money, but no, I'm going to see.

I'm going to take on a whole persona and make it like a real project. Nice. Yeah, I think the first see. I'm going to take on a whole persona and make it like a real project. Nice. Yeah, I think the first couple weeks you really have to over-deliver, and then at the end of the month you really have to start over-delivering again. You could have really nice lulls where you don't do shit. Right. Just to re-integrate.

Around the billing cycle. So could, say, Jordan do that and never post and just collect? But I think there's a recidivism, I think. And she's posting gym selfies and stuff that she's not putting on her other content. So if you want to see her... Could she just post what she is

posting? She could. A screenshot of her tweets. Yeah, I think so. And still make money. I think OnlyFans was created not initially to be a porn website. Remember when they tried to get rid of was created not initially to be a porn website. Yeah, I remember when they tried to get rid of it. They tried to get rid of porn. Oh, yeah.

It was a big deal. And they did a whole ad and they were giving examples of what OnlyFans is for and one of them was like magicians. Yeah. Plenty was about to storm the Capitol. Plenty had like a wolf head on his... His injustice will not stand.

That shit is fucking crazy I wonder if it's a bubble or if it's going to just turn into your whole life I don't think it is a bubble part of me is joking but a little part of me is like if I start making a good amount of money off this like how far will I go I don't know I don't think I've shown nips or anything

but asshole, maybe. Would the beef be willing to get involved? Oh, I'm sure he would. I'm sure he would go full nude immediately. I don't think he would have any problem. I mean, if the beef is just full nude in the background of your posts, I'm paying 10 a month.

I just need to see. It's always me fully clothed, just like cooking or something, but he's always, he's like the Easter egg and everyone just spread eagle in the back make it past this um what is the hang-up then for anyone do people have imposter syndrome with wealth that's easy easy wealth i think the only hang-up would be it is it is a site that was tied to porn a lot of people think it's porn but it's not yeah but that's where you're making your money, probably. No one is assuming she's doing porn or using the $30. But I think that would be the hang-up.

That would be the hang-up for other people, right? They think that's a porn site, but it's... It's the association. Don't you think there's an underlying salaciousness to it where it's like, oh, like OnlyFans. Like, I know what that is, like a nudge kind of thing where it's like you know that there's pornography on the site, so it's like even her being there's pornography on the site.

So it's like even her being loosely correlated is what's driving people. I'm hearing the math and the data and I can't. I don't. Twenty five thousand a month. Then why don't you do the why don't you do the cameo shit then. Well I mean it's way more work. Fucking I am. Yeah. I mean it was way more.

Do it. You have to do it individually for. Yeah. I feel weird doing that for free. I feel weird i made one for money came the cameos cameos awesome well we need to see it i don't have i made one oh yeah you can see the promo video for it i mean making it only fans is definitely going to up the amount of depraved people that follow you some real fucking sickos. Absolutely. They were good because they usually have multiple accounts. Yeah.

They took your pre-me down, KB. Good. They took KB's cameo down? Yeah. What about show the boys the video of me noodling them. Wait, who are his? You might also like. Show me noodling the cats.

Oh, yeah. Did you see KB pull up that big-ass fish? Oh, yeah. This was crazy. Brandon, did you see this? No, I didn'tass fish? Oh, yeah. This was crazy. Brandon, did you see this? No, I didn't. What? KB caught a big fish this weekend.

We're down in Chattanooga doing outdoor stuff, and Kyle was underwater forever, and our guide had to pull him up. Oh, my God. Like noodling. Fucking insane. This is insane. That guy's doing the noodling. Kyle, that's you? No, Kyle's underwater.

This foreign account reposted it. This was on Sydney's story. Wait. Oh, my God. We were all freaking out with it. Kyle, get the... Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Not bad, huh? That's awesome. Wow, you badass. It looks sick. Grabbing it right there, too. You got to watch that. First place to grab it. I was like onshore dry as a bone.

I could not breathe. I think I'm going to cut you to pieces. Get him out of there. I didn't even know what I was doing. I wasn't doing it right. What was I doing wrong? Grabbing him where you grabbed him. You grabbed him where his plates are.

You got to watch this new video when it comes out on... This is shocking. This is insane. Guys, that's... What were you doing down there? Guys, that's not Kyle. We found a link. It looks so much like him.

That ain't me. Why'd you tell him? Hey, wait. That's not Kyle? No. Damn, I was with it. His biceps are bigger, but that's me. I was with it. It looksiceps are bigger, but that's me. I was with it.

It looks exactly like... Oh, that's just you. It looks just like... That is just you. Oh, my God. I started to believe you. I had to put it out there that it was fake. I don't know.

And I knew you were in Chattanooga with Sydney. I know. Yeah, I was thinking, did I take some K-pins or something? The fuck? Did I do that? I knew it was fake. You sent it to me, and then I thought the bit was that it wasn't fake. Yeah.

Oh, I wholly believed that was you until a second ago. I still think it might be. I still do, too. Yeah, what if when he disappears, he's like Tyler Durden, and he just relaxes out? What were you doing? And he goes noodling across the country. The only reason I believed it is because I knew they were in Chattanooga with her to do something. It would have made sense

if she would have tried to get you to do that. Perfect line. Almost just made Brandon proud. I was proud. Yeah, I want those biceps. That's the only thing. It is shocking. I couldn't get past.

Delts are crazy. Also, I could never pull that. I could never do that. No, that's the... But his shorts, everything. He fell forward just like you would. Also, everything about him. The stumble was Bauer-esque.

He has cauliflower hair. He's basically wrestling a catfish. That was me. Did you want to do that, Katie? It would be for the video. Guys, that sucks. What sucks? Doing that.

Noodles suck? Yeah, that didn't look fun. That's terrifying. I would never. What is it? What are you doing? You just grab the catfish and it's native. You just go down the cat and grab it.

And it's native? I mean, what were you- You tile that wet. You don't like fish for it. You grab it. You just grab it. Everything. The head, nose.

The glisten of the head when I was- Yeah, the glisten. It is unreal. The only differentiating factor is he looks a little bit more sad and Portuguese than you. Oh, no. Yeah, that's like my nose, though, where I position my mouth. If you had just been underwater for like three minutes, that's what you would look like. I would never wear burnt orange.

Yeah, just that style of shirt. I mean, also like the hair. Like, that's exactly what your hair looks like. The wet wads. Wow. You'd be a good noodler if your shoulders were a little bigger.

Nick was saying this. What a good invention the noodle was. Oh, the pool noodle? For what it is, it does an incredible job. It's the horseshoe crab of inventions.

It is absolutely perfect. It doesn't need... It's awesome. It came out of nowhere, too. It really did. And you can blow water through it. Yeah, the water games.

What year was it invented? I'd say like 92 or 93, somewhere in there. I bet you it would be earlier. It was earlier.

It was earlier. It would have been invented in the 40s. When I was born, noodles were firmly a thing. I don't know. I don't remember

noodles being a thing in my childhood until I was like 13. TJ, can you look it up? Oh, I was around Let's pretend like it's the sixth.

Well, I hung out at the exchange club a lot. Steve Hartman. Who the hell? Canadian? Stop. What does it say? When did he invent it? 86. We're probably about... We got to Mississippi in 92.

Six years to get down to Mississippi. Damn, that's crazy. And they're international, too. You'll find a pool noodle in fucking Dubai, probably. And you can knock the fuck out of somebody with one that makes a great noise. Oh, when they're waterlogged? Yeah, because tapping on the water is so satisfying. It's a perfect invention.

How much is it? Sucking the water in and then blowing it back out. They're not... Two bucks? Yeah, just screaming in it. We're doing best things under $5 for the bracket. Pool noodle. It's probably impossible to biodegrade, too.

I couldn't think of a fucking thing for that. I couldn't think of any cool, really good deals under $5. You guys ever bite a noodle? Yeah. Yeah. Bite a chunk out. It's wildly satisfying. It doesn't matter, because you can get another one.

Yeah. Or it doesn't even really hurt the integrity of that noodle. Not at all. You have a bunch of bites out of the noodle. If you bite at the tip, you just get a slightly shorter noodle. If you eat a full noodle, do you think you'd float? No chance. Not enough buoyancy.

You're on a sinking ship. Here's the noodle. They also go all around the crotch. They're kind of a little bit dirty. They are. You kind of really have to ride it. Yeah, they get up in there. They do, which is fucking dope.

Shit is fucking sick. Then you can take two or three and put them together, and you've got yourself a real good time. We're also merched out right now. Owen's wearing some tough-ass fucking merch. Owen's looking just dope as fuck today. Everybody's been talking about how dope Owen looks. Thanks, Rowan.

Facial hair's on point. I think this is going to come out in navy as well. Oh, yeah. Some other designs. When Caleb was on the act, it was Owen's first episode. Caleb said Owen had heartthrob potential. And that was the day that changed my life. It's been coming to fruition.

You in that darts picture, sexy. You right now, sexy. The darts picture, I realize why I'm sexy. I'm wearing sunglasses. Caleb has a good eye for that type of shit. You sniff out a fucking heartthrob like that. Caleb texted me out of nowhere yesterday. What did he say?

Still gay, question mark. That's who I was talking to about somebody, about whether gay was the highest form of intelligence. He probably was like, Wow. It might have seemed like an insult, but he was probably like, Why is Nick so smart?

Thanks, Caleb. The average gay is more intelligent than the average straight. I think that's a safe assumption. Yes. But a closeted might be the smartest. Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah. It's a heads-up play.

A heads-up play, yeah, what a play. Just not telling no one. It's a patient game. You're waiting to play the card. Yeah, it is. Uh-uh. You're never going to tell it. Just hold that one.

Deathbed? Yeah. Not even? You it. Just hold that one. Deathbed? Yeah. Not even? You just suck off a nurse on your deathbed? I know what I was missing. You just start seeing colors for the first time. Yeah. Rainbows shooting out.

Sass is also wearing merch. Son of a boy dad merch. I am, yes. Nick is also wearing merch. His new softball team jersey. That's right. We sponsored a softball team. and they're undefeated. That shit looks dope.

How was the wedding, bro? How was your big nutty buddy? He hasn't flown in a while, and he was nervous for his honeymoon because he gets stopped by TSA because of his nut. Guess what? Happened. TSA got him down. No. Every single time he flies. What? Because there's a big bulge in his

pants from the nut. Every single time he goes through, it happens every single time. His wife sent me that. Happened again. And dude, they have to do the thing where they're like the back of their hand along your nut. Yeah. And he's just like, I promise you it's my nut. That's impossible. This has to be a bomb.

You're smuggling kilos of cocaine. Was the nut referenced in any wedding speeches or toasts? No. No, unfortunately. No Ferrero Sheas or nougats? Best man did not. I drew a picture of it in the guest book and I was like the first one in the reception, which was

probably bad. You just thought it was a hot air balloon? Why is this? It's this hairy balloon. It was an accurate drawing. I forget, but how familiar was everybody else with his nut before he went public on the yak? Does everybody know he has that massive nut?

All of the guys knew. Family? Family knew. Wife's family knew. Gotcha. So no real surprises now tens of thousands of people yeah no it's not more than that no yeah so that's dope it's a good good to have a calling card like that hereditary can he pass that note along i don't know because

you think like that's where the sperm's coming from oh there must be a fucking it must look like uh in the matrix when everyone's like going crazy. All this sperm in there. Yeah. It looks like Babylon. Definitely fucking sick in his nutsack. Probably a party in there. Yeah, it looks like Mumbai, dude.

Shoulder to shoulder. It looks like a Chinese wave pool. Oh, shit. Oh, my God, dude. Born at Woodstock. I can't believe that he's scared of flying. He's not scared of flying. He's embarrassed every time he goes through.

Because of his ball. Yeah. That's so crazy. Just start putting a bomb in there. Throw him off. He'd be so distracted by the nut. How do they know to stop him? I don't know what it is on the x-ray,

but I've gotten multiple videos of him getting patted down by TSA. I think the worst part, too, they're professional in that moment, I'm sure, but he has to know the second they're on break, they're like, you will not believe the fucking ball that this guy had. They didn't smoke previous. Their first cigarette. Oh, my God.

There's probably big-dicked brethren out there who are going through the same type of shit. Yeah. Just have sausage-casing penises. Mm-hmm. Like my boy, Eddie. Me and Rome were at the airport. Was this where we were going at? Don't tell them the story about how they did you, bro.

About how they patted down your dick? No, no, no. The girl. Was that with you? The girl in the TSA thing? She was just screaming. Screaming. This little girl. Was that with you? The girl in the TSA thing? She was just screaming. Screaming. This little girl.

She looked like a Pixar character. She was like blue hair. She was all like hot topic-ed out with her like... How old was she? Christian old mom. She was probably like, what, 13? I would say she was like... Maybe 12?

No, I was saying way older. I'd say like 17 or 18. Oh, you think? And she just didn't drink milk growing up or something like that. Dude, it was wild, causing a scene. About what? She like went through with her belt. And they were like, you gotta take your belt off.

Oh my God! Dude, it was crazy. And the mom was like, we're gonna be home soon, sweetie. We'll get home soon. And she was like, I'm gonna lose my mind! And it was like 6 in the morning or some shit. Yeah. Like you when you have a stomach ache.

Yeah. Exactly. It was like pull it together. We've told the story of KB getting the can of beans taken out of his backpack at TSA, right? It was from the BLT draft on the yak. He never took it out of his backpack. Baked beans.

The TSA agent pulled baked beans and just looked at you. I know. Shit. I saw a dude go through the whole meatloaf. He owes me a whole meatloaf. Really? A whole meatloaf. All right, dude. Just one-upped me?

Yeah. And they were like, what is this? And he's like, it's a meatloaf. And they let him go through with it. Yeah. How is it presented? Just in a tinfoil. A meatloaf.

And they're like, what is this? It looks like a homemade bomb. Yeah, at least I'm sticking like a knife into the middle to see if the fucking... I brought pork chops on the bus yesterday from home. And wait, was someone puking on the bus? Oh, yeah, a little Thai man. Not the neckwear they ate from the place. He had too many ties.

He had too many bags. I couldn't see if he was wearing a tie. But yeah, the bus was like everybody had their own row. The whole downstairs was open it was a double decker and it was just like 90 jewish teenage boys and then an asian man came and sat right next to me but like he refused to put his bags under the bus so he had a bag at his feet filled with plastic bags one here and just like holding one like this i sent the guys a picture you couldn't even see his head and then the bus bus starts going. He just goes and pukes

into his mask. Why didn't he puke into the bags? I don't know. Because he was bringing them from Pittsburgh. He needed those. I thought the bags were for a throw up. He was just about a bunch of bags. Put them under the sink in that closet. So I went to the back of the bus.

There was an open row that he could have easily taken. Sat there. And then this guy walks on speaking Russian on the phone the whole time. And then he stands up to yawn. He just has a fucking gun. So I went into the rest stop that he stopped at.

I bought a fucking knife just in case. And so I just had a knife on the bus next to this armed Russian. Yeah, that's less anxiety than flying. Than flying. Yeah, that's less anxiety than flying.

That's crazy. You're just zen as fuck the entire time. Yeah. What does the clientele on the bus? That's not legal, is it? You can't bring a... They don't check your ticket. That's why you go on the bus. If you want to smuggle drugs. If you want to bring a meatloaf.

Always the bus. If you want to bring a gun. If you want to fucking have a knife with you, the best way to do it, the best place to do it. On the bus home, the emergency window, the whole length of the bus popped open

and I was sitting at one of them. The guy was like, yeah, that happened, just hold it shut. Me and the guy at the end of the bus was holding the window shut at like 4.30 in the morning. Dude, this is,

you gotta get drugs or something. I gotta get drugs. You can't do this. You should start an OnlyFans so you gotta get drugs or something. I gotta get drugs. You can't do this. You should start an OnlyFans so you can fly private or something. No, it's, flying private would be worse. Way worse. Way worse. It was a horrible experience because like, the bus picked us up at 10 o'clock at night, got back to

Wheeling at 7 in the morning, went to the wedding at noon. Jesus, Nick. Why are you doing this to yourself? Was there any toddlers there? No, I was hiding all the window shutters. Did you say there was Jewish boys on the bus? Yeah, there were about probably 13 and 14 Jewish boys, but they were all watching YouTube separately

on their phones without headphones, so it was just like a mix of a bunch of different things. Some Mr. Beast echo. That's hilarious. And Curious Yo-Yo Boys? They must have been. Brandon, would you adopt a Curious Yo-Yo Boy? Probably not.

Yeah, I saw yesterday. You were trying to adopt? You wouldn't? He's open to all cultures. Oh, no, you're just an Aryan foster. Oh, yeah. God damn. Walked into that one.

KB the Goat is back. Still got it. Still. KB the goat is back. Still got it. Still fucking got it. Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. Everybody who said you fell off. I know, and it was cacophonous, dude. People were saying you fell off. Boy, you needed that.

How was macro dosing? It was good. Did you come off bad, poorly? Probably. No, you got good reviews. Yeah, I like the dynamic of Arian and Large. They're like very opposite of me. And each other.

Yeah. Yeah, and Big T. That's four opposites. Yeah, that's why the show works. Yeah. That shit is fucking goofy. So you had to be the resident lib that day, right? You had to kind of fill in as like,

fit the hole as another lib? People were saying some slick shit left and right. Left and right? Yeah. So you were a lib and a? Yeah, some rights were saying left, lefts were saying right. What were they saying?

Some shit. Based off what opinions were you putting out there that could be judged politically? My opinions? Yeah. I said I was like pro catfishing. I think it's therapeutic. Well, we saw the noodling video, obviously. You are.

I would say you're anti the way it feels. I think if it's an identical lookalike, you can catfish. Oh, I thought you were... Oh, there's a lot of layers. He was actually catfishing. Wow. That guy was catfishing as me. That was a tiramisu of jokes.

Yeah. That shit was deep. But yeah, it was... I think catfishing is dope, but it's also dope that you went on the show, bro. Yeah. Now, it's interesting. It's a fascinating psychology, right? Right. Right. Right. Right. Left, bro. Yeah. Now, it's interesting. It's a fascinating psychology, right?

Right. Right. Right. Left, left. Yeah. A lot. Yeah, it is fascinating. Real smooth.

Dude, I can't believe people are still doing it, but sure enough, there's probably more people doing it now than ever. My theory is that people subconsciously know that and they want that. They want their relationship at a distance. Interesting, because they don't want to be judged on the terms of who they are. know that and they want that. They want their relationship at a distance. Interesting. Because they don't want to be judged on the terms of who they are.

They probably want to be judged on the terms of what they show. They think peripherally based on emotions. Who are these people? Country singer. Jordan Davis? Look at the way this dude's walking. Jordan Davis. He's walking like country singer.

You can tell by the way he added cowboy boots to a normal outfit just so everyone's sure. I wonder how he feels about Ryan Ryback remixing one of his songs. Got a dip spit in his back. We'll never know. Is that a Ladybug cover art on that one? That's the call on me. Starley. Is he popping?

What did I know? Is he popping? Yeah, is he popping? He's popping big time in the country scene. I don't know much about him. There's a fancy ass Cadillac parked outside. Oh. Oh. I don't know much about him. There's a fancy-ass Cadillac parked outside. Oh. I didn't know if that was his.

That was his whip. That boy's got a thick-ass beard. That is a very thick beard. Good beard. It's a good beard. I'd only dream for a beard like that. Yep. IT.

That boy's virile. Fuck. That boy's real good. I got one of those Derma roller things. Did you really? Oh, I said he's probably got one. Oh, he walks cool, too. That's how he got one.

There's no way that works, right? No, apparently it does. I was thinking about getting one, but then a lot of people were like, no, it doesn't, dude. Oh, yeah. What do you mean it does? It pokes holes,

little tiny holes in you. What do they make? It activates the hormones or some weird... What are they making No, it doesn't, dude. I Googled it. Look it up.

It said it doesn't work. It's not like... It's like I wouldn't be able to use that and then suddenly have Nick's beard. I wouldn't be. Look it up. You said it doesn't work. It's not like, it's like I wouldn't be able to use that and then suddenly like have like Nick's beard. I wouldn't be able to do that. Like it can help a little bit. Oh, dude.

Rolling something on your face doesn't like activate your hormones. There's a, there's like a gel with it. So like it stabs your face, your pores, and then you put the gel on it and it goes in your pores. I don't, I don't believe it. I do when I spin the wheel though. I do too. First, bird dogs.

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Like an old titty. Yeah. Like not an old titty, but like titties of the 60s. Titties of your. Titties of the past. Ski slopers. Yeah.

Yes. It really does. Looks great. Fantastic. How did titties change so much? Thank you. Can I say something? I was watching the Woodstock documentary.

Everyone had great tits. They had great tits. They had great tits. I started it last night. I was not expecting to see some tits. That was at the 99 one? Yeah. Yeah.

Tits were perfect. All of the tits were perfect. But I will also say tits look great on a lot of people when your hands are up like this and also you have to think that the people who are dumping them out Kate that is

yeah they look phenomenal when the body it's very different from here to here yeah tits do a lot of shifting so if anyone's starting an OnlyFans

yeah it'll just be me topless on roller coasters you won't be able to really tell I think that the titties that are making it into the document, or first off, the women that are taking off their shirts are probably confident about how great they think their titties are.

And second of all, the documentary filmmakers are probably hand-selecting titties of the titties. The primo titties. Filter through the titties. Filter titties. I don't think they're putting any. Victim of a little editing magic. Yeah, a little editing magic.

Fair enough. But I was taken aback because some of those I think were implants. I really studied them. I watched it last night. And I felt like for the time, they were pretty well done. Yeah. Brandon, what were you saying? It was the peak of titties?

I think the late 90s could be the peak of titties. Disagree. The 1950s cone titty. Ah, the cone titty was the worst titty. I don't like the cone titty. Ah, the cone titty was the worst titty. I don't like the cone titty. An old soul, I guess. Yeah, well, Brandon, I think you're kind of referencing the Pamela Anderson era.

Yeah. Or Jenny McCarthy, but sure. They're the same era, and I think if you had to name the era after one of them, it'd be Pamela Anderson. Yeah, but hers were fake. I'm not sure Jenny McCarthy's were. I do feel like tits have kind of gone out a little. Not gone out, but like... Gone the way of the dodo. Yeah, I feel were fake. I'm not sure Jenny McCarthy's were. I do feel like tits have kind of gone out a little. Not gone out, but like...

Gone the way of the dodo. Yeah, I feel like they're not like they used to be. They're more tasteful now. That is nice. They're more artistic. Yeah. I poured the entire vodka soda I was drinking on my head at the wedding doing the M of the YMCA.

On purpose? Oh, no. God damn. Show us how you did it. Yeah, that would do it. Did they have a cookie table? We've told you a million times you could do Y and A. You can't do M and C. You never have been able to.

I just worked up the nerve to go to the dance floor. Your poor Zara suit. Yeah, everybody noticed. And did you find a suit at Zara? Yeah, I did. And it was all messed suit at Zara? Yeah, I did. And it was all messed up. And you just had to leave it there? Yeah, just crumpled in the corner.

Just ass naked after that. It was vodka cranberry too, not vodka soda. Oh, fuck. Yikes. Were you worried about UTIs? Yeah. C could have been on the next man. He would have poured it on somebody else.

Right, but the M is for me. You know, that's just devastating. I wonder how many drinks have been spilled on heads because of that. It's the M. A lot. That's why we should do it. It's probably the number one cause. That song is probably the number one reason people spill drinks on their heads.

Yeah. That's probably the only reason. Damn. Spend the wheel. What's this? Yeah, we got to spend the wheel. But then I'm also looking at the rundown. I didn't realize there's

beef between Blattman and John Rich. That's dope. I like it. You know how some of those production boys can get. John Rich? A little feisty. John Rich is in production now too if he's producing the rundown. Oh yeah.

A lot of people take things a little too personal yeah there he goes yeah you're right man yeah Nick

Mako Rahoni 2017 I did the YMCA last night and forgot I had a cup of beer in my hand when I went to make the M shape it spilled all on me yes

ah that way. Yes. It's happened. You should start a group. Nobody will come forward. This is very... There's a lot of closet M... Shout out to Mako Rahoni.

Let's boost the numbers on that tweet. He's not alone. How do you spell that? Twitter handle ROCCY S-A-Y-S, Rocky Says. Is it Marco or Mako? Marco, like Steve. Oh, interesting. Also, did anyone in here bring a child into the office yesterday?

Kate, did you force poor little Madeline to babysit your child? How did that go? She was having the time of her life well all the survivor people are here and so all the like when i got done the whole he was like well when we first came in last night it was dark except for people standing in a circle holding a bunch of torches in the dark and i was like uh this is weird for him this is very weird um but no by the time i got done, they were all playing with him. He was having a hoot. I talked to him. He said he took the train in by himself. He did.

I just told him, here's the address. Good luck. But he's advanced. He figured it out. He got that raspy smoker's voice quick as well. Yeah, yeah. He did, yeah.

He smokes so much. He does clothes. He smokes clothes. He is. He's so cute. He's the cutest fucking baby in the world. Can you talk? A little bit.

Yeah, sometimes. He's just like Marlboro. I started grabbing for a picture. I didn't know if you'd like that, and I couldn't ask you permission? A little bit. Yeah, sometimes. He's just like Marlboro. I started grabbing for a picture. I didn't know if you'd like that, and I couldn't ask you permission at the time. And then, yeah. Because you told me never to fucking touch her. You can picture with someone else.

I taught him stranger danger. What's it going to do with the photo? Yeah, that's just cloud chasing, it feels. That's fine. I'm not above that. You can see our new anus merch. Thank you. It's a picture of the kid.

Fuck it. We didn't even ask Kate. It just says somebody's. It was great, though. Thank you, Madeline. of the kid. Fuck it. We didn't even ask Kate. It just says somebody's. It was great though. Thank you, Madeline. You crushed it. All right. Whoa.

Oh, damn, Holly. She's forgetting about Em. Every C. She's got done. Spill a drink on us. So exactly what we predicted. Somebody just didn't like Em. Was using the C to get back at him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. There's three of you now. C is the most vengeful letter in that song. Fuck what the chain smoker's trying to do. Yeah, why were they playing the YM? Why was she skipping M? You can't do...

She didn't say she had a drink. She said somebody else spilled the drink. Oh, cheat codes? I know cheat codes. Why the hands are like, okay, the drink's fine. And the M is where it really gets. If you invert your hand like this, you can do it. You could do it. What happened with cheat codes?

They opened with shout, and we all left. Yeah, that's a good move. Yeah, like more than half. Was it a fucking wedding? It was a college concert. Why would they open with shout? They think you're idiots? That's a bold move. You guys have no taste.

We had two concerts a year. One they sort of spent on and then usually just a shitty DJ in the spring. Opening with Shout didn't work. D-Code used to do a bunch of content with Barstool. They started opening with Shout. It came in on a scandalous day if I remember correctly.

What was that day? There have been many of those. It could be anything. We did a video with them. Apropos of nothing, but we were in the office. I brought my wife in on sex tape day. Really? Oh, yeah.

The first time Dave's sex tape went. The first one. I thought you meant on your sex tape day. Yeah, on Dave's. Your sex tape day is a whole different day. Just to show everybody it wasn't her, right? And it was.

It could have been her. She's with me right now. Brandon, that wasn't live. Let me show the ass. Damn. Let's spin the wheel. Goal. I want it to land on

boys fellas that's still male oh the sleeves dry this doesn't work oh I don't care guys

it kind of works what you want to play one game of family feud yeah maybe they updated it a little

I would love to one game all I ask. You're such an idea guy. I fuck with the vision so hard. Poor John Rich, dude. Shout out Stephen Chase still doing the... The sheet.

He has all kinds of time now. Yeah, but he's on the fucking... Wait, did you see the pants he was wearing today? No. He was wearing sweatpants, and I've never seen him in sweatpants before. He was... It was very print heavy.

Oh, really? Very print forward. Wait, you mean... Penis print. Okay. And he was breaking some stereotypes. Dick print. Sheesh.

Yeah. It looked like the Mickey Mouse logo. It was three perfect circles. I've never had seen anything like it. The anti-Compton. It's a bulbous cock. But round, like a radish. Dude, it was...

I could have... Bottom heavy. I predicted Stephen Chay having a round penis. Yeah. Like Weinstein or Epstein? One of them had an egg-shaped penis. Yeah, Weinstein was mutilated.

Six of one. Epstein, he said he... Epstein was egg. Wein was... It was mutilated. Sex of wine. Epstein was egg. Wine was... It looked like... Chewed up. Wasn't it miscolored, too? It was like purple and white or something.

What happens to these penises? I don't know. Because they take too many dick pills. I think that they'd take a skin graft or some shit like that. I don't know. Dick pills are not it. No? Took it once in college.

We all took them before like a pregame. Nothing happened the whole night. And then we woke up and got breakfast the next morning. And like one at a time all revealed that our cocks were like you were describing almost. Just a circle. It all balled up to nothing but mainly tip and a real wide shaft. I feel like there's probably some that are good. Tiger X is the one you get at gas stations, right?

Yeah. There has to be other shit than gas station ones. There's probably like legit ones, right? I have a question about dick pills. Do you have to, when you take the pill, do you then have to stimulate the erection or does the pill just do the erection by itself? Do you just get a boner or do you have to get more? I took one of the good ones

Viagra? Red Rhino That's one of the good ones That's like That's in the Tiger X family In the sense that it worked I didn't have to do anything

That's one of the ones that almost killed Lamar Odom You weren't even thinking about anything sexy You were like watching I was so hard it wasn't sexual at all

It was just pain It was a problem Then the next day Dick was too hard it wasn't sexual at all. It was just pay. Then the next day was a migraine. Were you just curious or were you a lady? It wasn't arousing at all. So it was a turn off how hard your dick was?

Yes, to everyone involved. Who was involved? Everyone. How many people were involved? I know a dude who used to go down to the Jersey Shore. He would go to Wildwood with a Ziploc bag full of dick pills, and he didn't fuck. He would just go out, get hard, and come home,

and just stay up really late. What? It wasn't like a home. I don't think he was even coming. It's like a shared shore house where there's 12 people there. There's no place for him to even come. Wait, so he just, maybe grinding on the dance floor like he liked to have a bone or a hair? It was even like a grinder.

He was like a bit. The grind line? Yeah, he was a little bit, he didn't really pull. He didn't really get girls. So people actually take. Is it to like stretch out the skin? Is it like to cure a cub yaw sheet and heads of lettuce? Right.

I don't think it was that. I think that he just wanted to get horny. Why do people take dick pills if there's no endgame? Right. Just in case. I feel like that would be something you would take when you're about to fuck. Right? I think that that's as they probably intended over at the Cialis factory.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. What is it called? Savinatil citrate or something like that? Makes it sound like it's like orange juice. What, the stuff that does the boner? I think so. That seems like something they invented on accident. They were trying to cure something else.

Probably. Probably some kind of heart pill or something. Or maybe the other way around, I feel like it could work. No, I think that that's true. I think that that's how it was invented. The subjects just started getting hard dicks? Yeah. It's like our hearts, we're still having heart attacks, but we're rock hard when it happens.

Did you guys ever do medical testing in college for money? I wanted to donate plasma. I signed up and didn't get it. Plasma is still a thing. My dad said he used to donate his plasma. He went to Westchester University and he would donate it for beer money. Yeah. That's fire.

The amount of homeless people. If you get plasma, it's from a homeless person. Really? Yeah. Or my dad. What happened to you guys? One or the other. What happened to you? plasma, it's from a homeless person. Really? Yeah. Or my dad. What happened to you, Max? One or the other. What happened to you?

So half of us had placebos. Half of us had the real thing. It was a pill for, it might have been like a circulation thing. I don't know. But then they wanted to test if you could drink on it. So every hour they would bring you a shot. Oh, jeez. And people died.

No, no. If you threw up, you got paid to that but you had to go. But Stinky Tony did it and he made it like three weeks. He went like every night. He was studying for the LSAT while doing it. Did he have the nut before that?

No, that's Pat. How much money did he make? I think he made like 600 bucks. That's just crazy. It's a great way to make money. Yeah. I used to get free dental work done by dental students. Oh, yeah.

So I got one of my wisdom tooth and an extraction done. Did they give you drugs for the wisdom teeth? Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. As long as they're still giving you drugs, that's all that fucking matters at the end of the day. Should we just let your Oxy dealer play around with your teeth a little bit? Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. As long as they're still giving you drugs, that's all that fucking matters at the end of the day. Should we just let your Oxy dealer play around with your teeth a little bit?

Yeah. It does make me want to smoke weed. Like Armageddon training the miners to do the... The astronauts. You're training drug dealers to be dentists. Yeah. Plasma dealers... Or a engineer.

Plasma donors are similar to... It's like the same thing as a sperm donor, but a sperm donor has to have a super clean and upstanding lifestyle. You can't be drinking, you can't be smoking weed, and you probably have to be desirable for the magazine that people flip through. And he couldn't do it for something that they wouldn't let him do. There's a bunch of shit that he couldn't do. What, plasma or sperm? Sperm.

Sperm. Doesn't plasma hurt to donate? I don't know. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Oh, yeah. I don't know why he was making that. Yeah. We talked to Shane. He turned 18.

He just wanted kids. He doesn't work here anymore. But my, Kelly, who used to work in sales, she was at Barstool Chicago, I guess. But her and her partner, when they were looking for their sperm donor, they said it was almost like a Tinder. Yes. You could swipe through the different profiles of these guys' sperm and like,

so you could pick out exactly which kind of, like you could look up height and they did for a living and blah, blah, blah. I don't know. It's like the same thing, I feel like.

It's totally the same, yeah. That's fucking nuts. Yeah. And there's, because there's probably guys who get picked, there's probably like the best one in the bunch.

Their baby is super cute. They have a baby now and she's super cute. By some perfect genetics genius that fucking laced her up with some sperm. I don't know. But they said it was kind of fun

like going through, like browsing the sperm to see like who's... Who do I want? Who had the good stuff. Yeah. That's crazy. KB, I feel like you live

a clean enough lifestyle, have good enough genetics and a good enough brain that you could probably fucking serve the world some sperm. Wait, that should be your guys' OnlyFans. You guys should start selling your sperm. Uh-uh. I would take a hit to my ego if I saw my spunk on the clearance rack of the bank. I don't have any left.

Probably won't get one. Come on. What? How much money do you get from that? I don't know. I think at like the fancy gotta be a good bit right yeah like a very good amount i'm sure because they're these people were paying thousands and thousands for this like whole process okay but you're not gonna do it or what

i don't think my genetics sir there's too much there's too much of a risk wasn't there like a tycoon of some sort who offered? I do have good, like some of, yeah. There's a lot of good in there. There's good things that could help the right person. Right around the corner is some bad. Yeah. We're not quite at the point where you can pick and choose your genetics. I think that shit is coming, that you'll be able to just be like,

I want all this, but I also want none of the clinical depression. That shit's not genetic. be like, I want all this, but I also want none of the clinical depression. Is that shit in it? It sounds like we would have the science to get there fairly soon. Yeah. It seems kind of like we should have been there already. We cloned a sheep 30 years ago. And we just stopped trying shit. Yeah, what the

fuck was that? Is that real? Well, people clone their pets when they die for like $10,000. Pat Midler keeps on doing it, right? I think Pat Midler's's done it five times. We went to a petting zoo and we were feeding goats. She was like, yeah, these are all cloned. I stopped fucking with the goats. I was like, I don't want to pet them anymore.

No. They have personalities or what? It was odd. Actually, goats are the dumbest fucking animals. Goats are bad anyway. They're so stupid, dude. Have you ever seen how massive mountain goats are? They're big goats

Jacked they're like the size of like horses. They're fucking huge. I would have never got yeah I saw a video the other day that big I don't fuck with it pull it up or speak Well, I go they're smaller than horses, but they're fucking big I saw a video on reddit of it dude reddit rules I don't know if you guys are I'm on reddit constantly. Oh, yeah Amazing get your feedback there seeing a bunch of cool shit. Dude, Reddit rules. I don't know if you guys know. I'm on Reddit constantly. Oh, yeah. Forever. It's amazing. Get your feedback there. Seeing a bunch of cool shit. Yeah.

It's awesome. Yeah. I love cool shit, bro. I mean, I would never have known mountain goats were big. I know. Where do you see the cool shit on Reddit? Oh, yeah. That's a big boy.

Oh. Huge. Huge. They're fucking massive. They always stand on a ledge and shit. Yeah. Sideways. They always stand on a ledge and shit. Yeah. Sideways. They always sit...

Paul Wall fans, dude. They're always sitting sideways. That is not at all what I expected them to look like. The ones that... When you go to a goat farm, they're just stupid as fuck. They're just so dumb. The barnyard goat is a terrible animal. They'll just jump up on a fucking roof.

Yeah, they'll eat absolute shit. People get those on farms. They just eat the grass. Tommy got me in trouble at a petting zoo one time. He was feeding the goat, and the goat ate the bag. It'll eat your shirt off the bag. And she was like, y'all have to go. He can't feed him.

The goat did it. He didn't do it. Yeah, what? Tommy probably did it. Tommy might have done it. Tommy was like four, and Tommy was into that experimental thing. Yeah. Feeding silverware to a goat.

Brought the bag from home. Yeah. This was for free? Why are we so close? I don't know. We got something. Why are you guys so close? We're so far.

I don't know. I think this chair is further forward than it typically is. Nick, Brandon missed the fuck out of you this weekend, dude. He texted me. He was just like, dude, I'm so bored. I know. You could tell. He's like going to bookshops.

It's surprising because he was boozing hard. Brandon, move forward so you don't mess up all the audience. He was trying to forget about Nick. I thought you and I were having a trust tree kind of text. Because Nick wasn't there. It was like you were. You said, what are you doing this weekend? I said, I'm going bookstore hopping today.

What are you doing? You said, well, I'm going to throw in a bookstore now yeah exactly and i could tell that you never would have even responded to me if nick was around you would have just been fucking well then why'd you tell me because i knew nick wasn't there i knew you needed it that was my dad's place it's good it's yeah it's good oh it's what there's a pause no it, it's a wonderful place. It's awesome. It's in a part of New York. Go on. It's a little boring.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? The first day I was going to walk every day, but you've got to walk like half a mile to get to a good walking point. Yeah. It's in a perfect spot if you don't like other people. Sure. You know what I'm saying?

It sounds amazing. Yeah. Where you are, I feel like it's good to walk up, but walking to work's not great. Walking to work sucks because you're walking through the worst parts of New York. Yeah, I walked up to the 70s and the 80s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's amazing up there.

Oh, it's shocking. I texted him that day. I was like, I texted him that day as well. I hope that's okay. I know you did. But I was like, this Upper West Side's incredible. Oh, yeah. 24th to 42nd should just be wiped out.

It's like a different city. Yeah. I would say like 70 to 90 is unbelievable. And what's wrong with above 90? Yeah. I've never gone above 90, so I don't know. What's so scary about it? Nothing scary about it.

I just haven't gone. It turns into Spanish Harlem in 90. Oh, I see. Because I'm a huge racist. No. That's kind of the string I was tugging at right there. So how about a little just family feud just to kind of get our whistle wet? I would like that a lot.

Your dad has YouTube TV? Yeah. That's how he gets his TV? Yeah. My dad just switched to that. Okay, I've never done it. I don't fuck with it. It's pretty incredible.

It's great. It is? It's just cable. Although Sling's awesome too. Oh, shit. It's great. It's just cable. Although sling's awesome too. Oh shit. It's no sling. No, they work hand in hand. They both work very well

together in tandem. Let's do that family feud. I watch the other type of thing. Brandon. You dumb motherfucker. What does take the survey mean? Oh, we can be. We got to take the survey.

Let's take the survey. We're one of the 100. Can we fuck with it? Let's skew it all. Everybody wants to fuck with it. Sign in with Facebook. I knew I was with a bunch of guys that would skew data. I actually don't like skewing data.

I hate y'all. I'd love to do it. It ruins data. You're a constant in a sea of variables. Let's just play then. Can we play without doing Facebook? Yes.

No woman, no woman, no woman, no woman, no woman. I thought we wanted women. No cry, no cry. The hottest one we've ever played. Wait, yeah, zoom in on her? Charlize. Who is she?

Nunez. Find her at. Tell me something that makes people thirsty. Are we all playing this? Saltines. Pretzels. Just relax, Kate. The ocean. Running.

Pretzels. Exercise. Workout. Exercise. I think exercise might work, too. That would be under salty food. Is hot weather like heat? Oh, yeah. Hot weather.

I would just go heat. Sleep. I would just go heat. It's too late now. Oh, no. What the fuck? Alcohol? Hangover?

Oh, alcohol is a good one. Rugs? I don't think people know what... Fuck, yeah. We gotta think here. Get this music off. This music's fucking with me. No, because running and jogging.

Oh my God. Dehydration? That's a good one. Fucking? Oh, that's not gonna be it, though. What makes people thirsty? Like seeing another friend be successful. No.

What could possibly be other stuff? Working out. Oh, come on. Working in the sun. That should be heat. Working in the sun? Yeah. That's such a dumbass sentence.

That's my sentence. You beat Nunez. Nunez is a stupid. She's a woman. She's literally stupid. Fair. Fair. Name something of yours that is starting to wear out.

Welcome. Pussy. That's right. Car. Car. Car. Car. Car.

Car. Car. Car. Car. Car. Car. Car. Car.

Car. Car. Oh, tires? Underwear. Shoes. Shoes. Socks. Socks.

Hey. Oh. Wait. No, we've already got close shoes. What about tires? That's stupid. Stupid. Wouldn't that be on Cars and Trucks? Oh, yeah. Oh, socks. Oh, socks. Oh, so got close to you. What about tires? That's stupid. Wouldn't that be on cars and trucks?

Oh, yeah. Oh, Zah. Tires. Tires. You're British ass. UK's Zah. Zah, try tires. What about...

You don't like welcome? We don't like welcome. What about patience? We don't like welcome. What about patience? Patience is also good. Oh, you try to get cute. Oh.

We're cooked. Oh, she try to get cute. Oh. We're cooked. Oh, she's good. Phew. Skin. No. Home. Wear out. Wear out.

Oh, shoes is already done. Wear out. Worn out. What's worn out? A baseball glove. Oh, a glove. Energy. A whole body. That's true. They a glove. Energy. Will.

The whole body. That's true. They got us. They got us. This is awesome. What's this? We're just going to do the music? Ew.

If we use the actual music, we're going to be in big trouble. What is the person might leave in their pocket? Money. Chapstick. Yep. Chapstick. Yep. Chapstick. Keys. Keys. What the fuck?

Whoa. Cell phones. Headphones. What? Yeah, I don't know about that. No, I don't know about all that. Sure. Wallet?

It's got to be headphones. This is crazy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We're going to lose. Yeah, we are going to lose. It's true. No, we're just 36 seconds. No. We are going to lose. Just 36 seconds. No.

Issue. Issue. Come on. Should be good. Yeah, we bought it. Oh, fuck her. Oh, yeah, we got the New York postcard. Sign in and collect.

Oh, bro. Let Roan do the fast money alone. Okay. Oh, dude, you know I can't do this shit. Let KB do it alone. I'm a part of a person's body that might be really narrow. Shoulders. Clods.

Hips. Hips. Uh-oh. Calves. Zaz is confusing this with slow. Give me a word that rhymes with rapper. Dapper. Shit.

That's their job. Hmm. Tell me something of yours that you swear is possessed. rhymes with rapper dapper that's what that's their job I don't know house house house house line in the boardroom but he's more like a cheap name a word you would use to describe a bodybuilder. Strong. Jacked. Jacked. No. It's not going to be jacked.

It's going to be jacked. What? Describe a bodybuilder? It's going to be jacked. Narrow nose. Excuse the data. Insecure. These are all solid.

This should do good. Kitten. Muscular. That's synonymous with Jack. Yeah, because a lot of them aren't strong. Muscular is more accurate than... Muscular is similar to Jack, but it is strong.

Jack wouldn't have brought up muscular. Jack would have brought up jacked. We would have gotten zero. Owen, what are you thinking about? Everything. He does that sometimes. brought up jacked and we've gotten zero oh and what are you thinking about or everything for real all at once he does that sometimes yeah wow thoughtful dude can we play again because that was i enjoyed that for real yeah let's do a sass solo yeah i think you have the i think you're you're wise i jacked all you want i'm uh not good at this game so you are the old you wasn't old you wasn't

new you very good you might be a sneaky genius I think he finally got life experience by my best it all happened at once oh fuck

I might need to call on the backups no no no not you can use everybody for a name a word that rhymes with tweet

sweet I thought you were going to use a lifeline once. Name a word that rhymes with tweet. Sweet. I thought you were going to use a lifeline. Treat. He's doing it. Oh, no. Nope, that doesn't rhyme. You're good.

Sweet. Fleet. Fleet work. Someone else give me something. You're good. Sweet. Fleet? Fleet work? Yeah. Someone else give me some. Oh, no, no, no. You don't need us for this one. You can write.

You know the alphabet? F-L-E-E-T. F-L-E-E-T. Oh, no. Oh, no. They do rhyme, though. That's what I don't understand. There's others. Sweet.

It's harder when the spotlight's on you. Maybe run through the alphabet. Think about the alphabet. You got an answer earlier that didn't get... Sweet. Heat feet. I would go... Heat or feet.

And cheat. And then... Eat. What about beat? Heat. Feet. And then meat. Come on.

It's like one of the hundreds. Seat. Or seat. Beat. And feet. Oh, look. Nice. I mean, It's like one of the hundreds. Seat. There's seat, beat, and feet. Oh, look. Nice. I mean, that's just crazy. Yeah. I mean, his first one got 64.

It didn't. Yeah. All right, we'll bounce back. All right, we're off. Bounce back. You're crushing. This is the king of New York. It's hard not to drill over this one.

Yeah, we're about to go drill. Name the very first thing people do when they first wake up. Brush teeth. Okay, Saz. All right. Yeah. Mr. Hygiene. Seriously.

Shower. My boy just told on himself. Okay. Pee. No. Oh, that's a good one. Okay, Saz. All right.

Fart. I think Bailey Carlin. Come on. Stretch. He's a big stretcher. That's good. I don't know about that. Bailey has a stretcher.

Wow. Go, Sass. Come on, Toss. A lot of haters over here. Check your phone, I bet here Check your phone I bet Check your phone Check phone Do you piss?

Oopsie I already said pee It's on the Toss Oh it is? We gotta get KPK Can you yawn? I already did that Fucking idiot

Eat breakfast Eat breakfast Snooze, get coffee, get out of bed. Wrong. Breakfast ain't on there? Out of bed? That's so dumb. Out of bed's a stupid answer.

Yes. Why? Because it was a new answer in that survey, being sly and coy. But five people answered the same. Name someplace you might find a cop. Police station. Atta boy. Atta way.

Standing over the body of someone that they just shot. Not just... Planting drugs. Crime scene. Oh, that's troubling. They're never there. Crosswalk.

I'm shocked. Donut shop? Donut shop? Yeah, let's try donut shop. Side of the road. Okay. What does that say? Donut shop slash Donut shop Cop car?

Would that be the answer? The hood Hail? Hail? Intersection of freeway Intersection of crosswalk And street corners Those were just all different ways intersection is crosswalk and street corners we're just all different ways of saying crosswalk yeah oh you won you won he's gotta win money now

in a good way something about your wife that reminds you of your mother and give me one i don't have a wife. How am I supposed to answer this? Cooking. Cooking. Name someone you might ask directions from while driving. Passenger. What would be the worst kind of bug to crawl up your nose?

Spider? Spider? Keep going. Two more. Come on, Tash. I tried that shit the other day, too. Name a specific word that describes both a person's and a chicken's thighs. Juicy. Tender.

Fat. Meaty. Juicy. We asked 100 women, name a musical instrument that looks like your body. Cuba. Viola. You ever roll over? Yeah, I'll go violin.

Go violin. Violin? What? That's Kyle's. Violin's tiny. No, but a violin in the shape of a violin. Okay. Okay, fair enough.

I would have went open. Ask station attendant. Don't ask the passenger. Why would you not ask the passenger? Why would you ask the passenger? Oh, yeah. Sitting in your car. Yeah, yeah.

How do you get here? Oh, no. Let's pull over. Violin was the number one answer. Oh, fuck. Violin was zero. And I said fat, too. And you guys said juicy.

It's Roan. Roan got all number ones. I said violin, too. He did. He said viola. Good answers. Great answers. Great answers what brandon why would you so you're saying if you if your wife indicates that you're lost wife was sitting in the past

indicates that you're lost hey let's go over to the gas station and ask for direction indicates that you're lost so i don't think the passenger i don't think the passenger is who you ask you don't you know who gets lost anymore yeah he's right yeah just get lost the question though implies that you are lost what are you it's crazy espn's out of your diary yes all right there's might be some other words mix in some coffee gas station is a wild answer and who's the quarterback of nc state uh devon leary wow good i got some interesting news about bc's quarterback this bill jerkovich yeah what about him he's been fucking a lot good for him oh yeah Devin Leary. Wow. I got some interesting news about BC's quarterback. Bill Djurkovic?

Yeah. What about him? He's been fucking a lot. Good for him. Oh. Yeah, so maybe move him up. Quarterback at a major university has been fucking a lot? And he's like a top 10 quarterback.

Oh, jeez. You can imagine how much he's been fucking. He wrapped him up, too. Yeah. Name a best quarterback out of SMU. The current one? Best out of all time. Best out of? Oh, fuck. The current one? Best out of all time. Best out of... Oh, fuck.

The last one was pretty fucking good. They had that good tight end. Who was that motherfucker a couple years ago? Shane Buchel? Was really good? No. Was it Weber State?

Yeah, I don't know any Weber State players. What state's Weber State? I think there was a Kyle Bauer that was a quarterback for weber state gutsy new performances i think he was he was the definition of gutsy not too good not too bad that's just average gutsy there's my guy this is what he's doing now that's gutsy brandon you've done this i have I have, but not like that. You don't dive all the way under.

They scratch up your whole arm, don't they? It's like a giant sandpaper mouth that just gets your whole arm. I mean, catfish are very... There he is. I like to say it is shocking. It's either digging a hole or a log. I don't know what he was doing digging at the bottom. Looks like a blue hat.

Shit. Are we sure that's not you from like a few years from now? No. From now, yeah. Where's that unknown? You weren't that jacked back then, though. But in the future? Future.

Somebody out there has to know who that is. Where's that hat from? Where do you think that is? You're the geoguess. That's a weird tweet. Alabama? Log down in the valley. No, because they're not speaking. Noess. Somewhere down south Alabama. Logged down in the valley.

No, because they're not speaking. No, they heard a southern accent. Oh, are they? We don't have fish like that out here. A foreign account posted it, but they were speaking with a southern drawl. Really? I think. Maybe not. Maybe it was Arabic.

Those speak confused a lot. They'll go crazy. It will be clicking its heels go crazy. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, shit. I'm trying to get him out. Cool. Okay, never mind.

This is staged as hell. Really? What? Just lay in there with Kevin. Just lay in there with Kevin. Oh, my God! He's just laying there like kefir. Oh my gosh! He's just laying there like they already had it and I think he went down with it. Where is that? Why is there a red hue to the soil?

I got to loop it. That's Alabama. It looks like Brazil. Alabama has the red clay. It's definitely deep south. Louisiana maybe? I don't think Louisiana would have more swampy? Let's search like giant. Did they give it credit to anyone in this?

You're going to see a bunch of those if you search like Alabama. The credit is to at unknown. Oh, no. It could be me. Also, if you're a hot woman who can noodle, you are instant viral. Oh, yeah. Are they doing that oh yeah oh yeah that's a whole genre sydney wells she's noodling yeah she was she was doing some of that

and there were a couple others i found it i found it you found out where it is yeah i found the tiktok mrs jess bond posted it oh how'd you find it easy fucking sle Fucking sleuth, dude. Hang on. This dude's an absolute sleuth. Now I'm going to go to her Instagram and see if I can find him. Got to be in something, right? You're looking for the guy?

There's a TikTok right there. I want to see any angles. I want to see more of the guy. God, if it ruins it. There's a beach. She was just on a beach, but she could have traveled to that beach well that's not

a Florida beach I'm gonna DM her this is a valid excuse to DM her what are you about to finish say where are you from

look at that is this him I may have found him she's shooting bows with him she doesn't look like me is she him. She doesn't look like me. She's bow fishing? It doesn't look like you.

Christian Bond, is this him? Your brother's sister? Is her husband? Is he husband? She's married to her brother? I forgot people can be married. I don't think it... She is Mrs., isn't it?

Isn't it MRS? Mrs. Christian Bond? Oh, no, I found him! Does he Isn't it? Isn't it MRS? Mrs. Christian. Yeah, but is it? Christian Bond. Oh, no. I found him. I found him. Does he look like you? Send me it.

Oh, but no. His tag was to like a company, The Outsiders TV. Oh, you're doing well. You got a company. Here he is. I'm with the TJ. I'd like to see it. This is from 2019. Oh, he could be dead. Here he is. What the fuck? Here he is. This is from 2019.

Oh, he could be dead. He could be. I'll just send the pic. Yeah. Oh, wow. Wow. You have a kid? Is this him?

It's from July 9th, 2019. That was the guy. That's the other guy. That's the other guy. That can't be. Is this the ghost of Coe? It's not him. I'm saying it's not him. It's July 9th, 2019. That's the other guy. That's the other guy. That can't be. Is this the ghost of the other Kyle feature? No, it's not him. I'm saying it's not him.

It's July 9th, 2019. But it's got to be Christian's boy. What page is this? Is this the outsider's page? No, this is under Christian Bond's page.

My bad. Bond Christian 007. Yeah. You were saying Bond because it's 007. Kyle, look at him. What's the date? July 9th, 2019.

I think her name is Bond too. He does look like me. A little less in the pic, but. Wait, is that him? This is March 4th. We got to go to July 9th. It's chronological. How many posts?

I can't see all the way up there, so I don't know what time we're in. There we go. Is that him? Yeah, that's got to be him. Go to the next bit. It does look a little bit like you. A little bit. But I still, no one knows who he is

because he doesn't have a real tag. Wait, did he comment on it? Let's see if he commented like, that's me with the fish. Wow. Don't know his name though. Could be anyone. Holy fuck.

That's like a little bit like you. I could see. I found that in like a minute. You'd be a good girl. That's wild. Great girl. Girls are always finding shit. I was like, I'm a detective. Bitches always be like that.

Did he just, did he just crop the other guys out for the second one of the slideshow? Yes. The same exact photo? Yeah. No, no, no. It's a little different. Big-ass catfish.

Gross. People don't eat catfish, do they? No. No? Fried catfish. I don't think I've ever had catfish. Very nice. Probably the most eaten fish in America.

Shut up. In the South, I guess. I guess y'all don't eat it. We eat it at three meals a week. I'd say, what's your guys' guess for most eaten fish? I'd say salmon. Salmon. I'd say cod.

Tuna? It probably is cod if you count white fish. It's not what the British people eat. What do they put in fish sticks? That's tilapia. Kids eat a shit ton of those. Yeah, it's like a blanket. Tuna.

Just white fish? Oh, tuna. People forget. What's the list? I think it might be cod. You get a shit ton of those. Yeah, it's like a blanket. Tuna. Just whitefish? Oh, tuna. Oh, yeah, tuna. People forget. It's the list. I think it might be cod. Hmm. You argue with the data I found, brother.

Is rice the most eaten food in the world? It has to be. All right, you're going to have to think about this, guys. He brought this up the other day, and it just blows your mind. Because bread was second, but we eat more than the average person. Oh, all the Asians? Right, but but we eat more than the average person. I eat bread more than I eat rice. What are you basing it off of?

Weight? Isn't rice ground up and put in everything? Chicken. The answer is rice. What weighs more, 10 pounds of bricks or 10 pounds of feathers? They weigh the same, brother.

If they weigh the same, brother. They're both 10 pounds. Which one would you rather have dropped on you? If they weigh the same. Definitely the feathers. Why? Because it's, I don't know, not as dense. But still the same weight, though, dude. KB's lookalike's name is Sean.

Oh, that's hilarious. No fucking way. No way. Grant is Sean. Oh, that's hilarious. No fucking way. No way. Grant versus Sean. Oh, okay. So Grant is over there. We're going to get Sean on IG. Yo.

He'd probably be so insulted that you said you look like him with his big ass shoulders. I know. Fuck. Who was the first person to be like, I saw this giant fish in the water in the stream yeah i'm gonna go in there and find it i feel like it's pretty it has to go back a long way native native americans or something like that some some type of native folk i'm the only one still on this theory but it's's Oklahoma, so maybe you end up with Kim? Whoa. Whoa. And this is absolutely real.

Oh, I said Oklahoma, too. Oklahoma? There's bogs like that down there, bro? I didn't know they had bogs like that. Oh, I didn't see this. That was cruel to the fish. Did he kiss it? What'd he do? He crushed the fish.

He's wrestling with it. What's he doing? I didn't know that fish were filled with cum, and when they're in the right, they drip cum. What? One of my Twitter homies posted a picture with a big fucking fish, and it was dripping cum. What is his name? What?

I don't believe you. Miso glazed. I don't believe you at all. Hold on. This blew my mind. Do you have Twitter homies? I have an old Twitter friend. He's got Twitter homies.

He's big into fishing now. Who? I have no service to keep talking. Let me film you. Okay, sorry, sorry. Come fish. We're going to get in trouble, Kyle. We're supposed to do a...

Fish leak a lot of things. You're supposed to do a what? Merch photo shoot. The yak. It is the yak. Oh, the yak doesn't have... We're not supposed to flex that muscle anymore. It's the last 10 minutes of the yak to do a merch photo shoot.

How do I know when the last 10 minutes are? You end at question mark. Yo, Dave wasn't ready for that one. Wait, so are Blackman and John Rich really beefing or what, bro? I don't know. I don't think John Rich is beefing with Blackman. I think Blackman's beefing with John Rich. I think John's probably cooking something up.

Yeah. He's a cook. Blackman publicized it. John did. John Rich sent out a – I want to see your reactions. I don't know if we should spoil it, but he sent out a rundown schedule for the whole week. So we knew on Sunday night who they wanted for Thursday.

Yeah. Which is neat. Did you like that Sunday night who they wanted for Thursday. Yeah. Which is neat. Did you like that or did you dislike that? I liked it. Is everybody going to show up on Thursday to do that? Who is it?

Owen's hosting me and Kyle. Hell yeah. Who's not going to show up? Kyle. I have an insurance appointment. You say that every time. I told John. He's going to say he has an insurance appointment. You say that every time. I told John. He's going to say he has an insurance appointment.

Every time. It's Holly's insurance. Every single time. You have a beautiful mind. Me and Kate are on the run down today. Yeah. Nice. So we got a must skip Tuesday and Tuesday and a must-watch Thursday.

Yes. Honestly, yes. And it's today, Tuesday? Yep. Wow, bro. Time flies, dude. Well, yesterday was Monday. That's fucking crazy.

I can't fucking... Find the extended cut. Is it a different hang? Extendo? Oh, seven minutes. Oh, what? No thanks. Seven minutes? Extendo? Oh, seven minutes. Oh, what? No thanks. Seven minutes?

Is he just underwater for seven minutes? Yeah. That shit sucks. I don't understand this fishery, this body of water. Yes, it's confusing me too. He's standing there. Are we saying it's a gold star or a bog? Yeah, this doesn't make sense.

The guy's standing naked in water and he's... Kyle. I need more of him. Look at him. Hi, Kyle. Is it just a... But that's probably why

there's catfish there. Elevation change? Yeah. There's a place for him to hide. Yeah, but... Is it a gully? Pond or a gulch. It could be a gully

or a gulch or a bog. Does he have cauliflower ears? Yeah. What's happening? This is bullshit. He's just standing there. Right there. That is weird.

What the fuck? The heights must be correct, too. They must have similar heights. I think I found the guy's name. What if I told you he was an OBGYN? No.

Shut up. No, he's not. Well, he knows his holes. No way. No way. It's kind of the same thing. Yeah. Oh.

Shut up. Is he really an OBGYN? Oh, we just doxxed him. We did doxx him. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Shit, shit, shit, fuck, fuck, fuck. That's how he works. If there's a phone number.

Don't. Nobody. Fuck. Oh, that was bad. Don't. Yes, everybody don't. That'll work, Brandon. That's worse.

Yeah. Brandon, you shouldn't have said it. Well, I don't. Is that it? Who said don't to? I don't know if that's it. But you shouldn't have said it. Maybe we just should stop looking at it. Yeah. You shouldn't have gone it. Well, I don't. Is that it? Who said don't too? I don't know if that's it, but you shouldn't have said it. Maybe we just should

stop looking at it. Yeah. You shouldn't have gone viral. Ladies, if you're in Oklahoma. His whole life dug up by us. Yeah. Chat did it first. Okay.

So, we just publicized it. Right. We just magnified it to a much larger audience. No fucking big deal. That's dope as fuck for that guy. That's his job. Yeah, it is sick.

Having to change your number, it's like a good experience to go through. Yeah. For him. Think about all your people that you've known for like your entire life. Plus there might be pregnant women all across the Midwest that just saw that number. Want to go to him to get dug out. He's laying in the fish. I don't like to do that.

They know he can really get in there. He's an OBJ. Yeah. He doesn't like to bring his work home with him though. He just fucks dudes.

What's he doing now? Let's leave work at work. As a woman, that is not comforting. Unwind. Right there. Hands, hands, always at work.

Catfish Gill is the most similar to a pussy. It's like the inside of a cheek. It is, comforting. Unwind. Right there. Well, hands, hands, always work. Think about work. Catfish gill is the most similar to a pussy. It's like the inside of a cheek. It is, right, yes. Goodness. Goodness me, Nick. You must know your way around the inside of a pussy. Oh, my. My God.

Look at his fucking flats, too, bro. Look at his fucking hands. They're not friendly animals to grab. They got all kind of barbs and shit on them. How does he kill it? Is he going to take a little hammer? He's probably just going to leave it on the bank and let it suffocate. You've got to slit its throat.

Is that how they do it? Yeah, just let him suffocate. That's all you do. No, really? Yeah. Unless they're going to put him back, which I doubt. Yeah. Seems not fun to be a bitch.

50 pounds? Holy shit. 508 oh they're letting him go oh look is that like a ledge oh no that's dirt why would you do all that

to let him go it's all about the chase he reminds me of Glennie a little bit he just loves the chase as soon as he catches it he just lets it go

wow As soon as he catches it, he just lets it go. Wow. KB, are you really going to do the rundown? I lost internet. Are you actually going to do the rundown on Thursday or no? Only me. Only happens to me. No internet. With you guys traveling a lot, whenever I go to a different major city, my phone just stops working. Me too.

Orlando, nothing. Nothing. Didn't speak to a different major city, my phone just stops working. Me too. Orlando? Nothing. Nothing. Didn't speak to anybody. Nashville? Nothing. How does that... San Diego. I don't know what it is. What type of cell phone plan do y'all have? Boost. How come there's no... Sometimes you fuck around

and get to a T-Mobile city or something. Yeah. They're all on one network. Have you ever seen the maps of the coverage, and it's Nebraska has no coverage? Nebraska is Omaha and Lincoln on the far east, and then nothing. It's like the red dots of Verizon coverage, and it's like you could see the clear outline of Nebraska.

Yeah, they got nothing. Why is that? It's just... Probably have a state provider. They have like 100 counties with under 1,000 people. I think there's probably a state provider, though. I don't even think it's just like that there's nothing there. I think that there's a reason.

Mississippi used to have a state provider. If you left Mississippi, your phone didn't work. But they don't really have it anymore. I think it's a state provider because other places have low population density, but they are still represented on the Verizon coverage. I don't think Wyoming is getting nothing. Let's bring up the Verizon border.

He's saying there's a perfect border around Nebraska. There's got to be a barrier of entry. They have to use walkie-talkies. They probably have to use walkie-talkies. They're probably writing letters to each other. Remember the Nextel walkie-talkie phones? That sound was awesome. I wanted one. Can we bring up the Verizon coverage, Matt, please?

I would like to see it. TJ just doesn't want to do it. I don't think TJ's mom works for AT&T. I'm a T-Mobile family. You're a T-Mobile family? Yeah, it sucked for the first 15 years, except for having a sidekick as a kid, which was cool. But now it's the best coverage out of anybody.

Really? TJ, I was the same. I grew up T-Mobile sidekick was the only cool part. And then we dipped right before it got good. Yeah, I had a sidekick, which is cool. But then I had like shit that we were the last to get the iPhone. So I had like shitty androids like well, like Temple Run was really

big. So I didn't have Temple Run in high school. It was awful. So Tim Hitchings really had the vision. Yeah, he's like grandfathered into T-Mobile so hard that he has lane planes that don't exist anymore. All right, pull up another one, dude. I know what you're talking about. It looks different than that. Pull up the T-Mobile one.

T-Mobile, I believe, is the one that has nothing in Nebraska or something. Well, that's what I'm trying to say. But you said Verizon. You put your name to Verizon. And you're still wrong. All right, maybe I'm just making shit up, dude. Maybe I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about. Maybe Sprint?

Sprint's still a thing? It's the one that compares to AT&T. Because Verizon does the side-by-side ads. Fucking no AT&T now. I feel like AT&T is the second biggest, which is why they do that come on

show us don't go to their site though you gotta go to the unbiased third party so that's 5G Verizon coverage comparison someone in the chat house

would be able to help me with this or maybe I'm just a fucking idiot maybe you're just a fucking moron maybe I deserve to be fucking

hung in the fucking town square, dude. Take me to Washington Square Park and fucking dangle. Wait, wait, wait. Scroll back up. Why is that one pink in the middle right in Nebraska? Oh, yeah. Nebraska's pink.

It's T-Mobile. Oh. Piece of shit, dude. They're working on it, though. I hope y'all are hung with me up there. Google T-Mobile Nebraska. Let's get to the bottom. Alaska's going to be fun

for you guys. Wait, what? Is there nothing? Oh, yeah. Look, there's nothing. All right. There it is. Nebraska's empty, dude. Do you think people who are... You know those tinfoil hatters who are like, the 5G is making us crazy.

Some of them moved to Nebraska. They see that and they're like, that's where we got to go. Definitely. We have a safe place. I bet you we have no heads in central Nebraska. Out of us? Or Johnny Carson was born. How the fuck do you know that?

There's got to be. Norfolk, Nebraska. Norfolk? Yeah. Norfolk? Where Johnny Carson's from. Wow. I almost visited his hometown when I was there.

That's just dumb, bro. I love him. I don't know if I've ever met anyone from Nebraska. Or anyone that likes Johnny Carson. Wait, isn't... Will Compton played there. He's from Missouri, though. He's from Missouri.

From Nebraska. Jojo Siwa. Really? Oh, no. Is that right? She's in, like, Iowa or something. I'm certain she's in Nebraska. Mom Osborne? Siwa. Really? Oh, no. Is that right? She's in like Iowa or somewhere. I'm certain she's in Nebraska. I'm Osborne.

There's some famous Omahans, right? Oh, Warren Buffett, right? I like looking at the most famous rappers from every state and choosing those interstates. They're pretty fun. Marlon Brando was a Nebraskan. Really? Brando. Buffettaskan. Really? Brando.

Buffett. Hillary Swank. I mean, that's the shit I'm talking about right there. Look at that. Larry the Cable Guy. That is from last year. Oh, yeah, Larry the Cable Guy. He pretends to be Southern, though, doesn't he?

Yeah, but he always wears Nebraska shit. Country's country, though. It doesn't matter where you're from. Country's country. Amen. Lord of Georgia Lions said that did there's such a difference between south and like midwest country

not really no I think the central Pennsylvania like those those people are pound for pound as country as anybody else

in the fuck oh the most country as dudes I've ever met are from like line mountain yeah there's definitely some country

Pennsylvania yes they're rugged I think any type of any type of way you get like a couple outside of any cities, shit gets country. I mean, they all vote in the same way. They all like the same stuff. You know, bald eagle area.

Yeah, bald eagle it. That looks less like you. What the hell? That looks more... Yeah, that looks less like you. What the hell? That looks more yeah that that looks less like you than the guy. Is it because he's more bearded on the bottom

of his chin or is it like the ankle of the face? The face is a little big. Yeah his face is too big. Also his biceps aren't any bigger than yours. No they're not.

In that shirt I gotta wear I gotta wear wet shirts more often. Soaking wet shirts. You did come in today in a slutty-ass shirt. That shit is wild slutty. That is slutty.

It is slutty. You rip that? I rip it a little every day. Rip it for him. Why don't you just start wearing no shirt? I kind of want to. Yeah. Oh, and rip it down the side so he's like, I care.

No one would care. No one would care. Let him rip that shirt. I don't want to put that in his hands. Why? Trust him to death. He don't. You're putting a governor on your trust for your boy.

All right, you guys have to do that fucking badass deal. And you have the bracket after this at 2.30. We have four seconds for our photo shoot. Yeah, time's up. 2.30? TJ, I sent you the wrong pic. Fuck. Fuck.

I found the fish coming. I need the right one. Let's look at this fish come real quick. Call it a day. Let's call it a day. Why am I not fucking service here? How is this possible? How do they expect us

to fucking make fish cum content without service? Wasn't that caviar? Fish eggs is caviar. Not fish cum. Is that cum? Yeah.

Are you sure? Someone said they just they're filled with cum when they cum when it's cum season. They just leak. To be fair, that fish looks as manly as it can look. I feel like that's a perfect scene. That fish looks fake. It looks defiant.

It's like a video game. It looks very defiant. If a woman fish was looking to find a mate for a fish, I feel like that look of a fish. It's like a video game. He looks very defiant. If a woman fish was looking to find a mate for a fish, I feel like that look of a fish is perfect. Like a police sketch of a fish filled with cum. It is dripping.

Think about that next time. I hate cum season. Swimming in the lake with your mouth open. KB, I thought you didn't like to see cum. I don't. Somehow you're trying to make everybody see cum. I am grossed out by it Didn't seem like it Seemed like you were hungry for it We're pushing for the cum

Yeah you were pushing for the cum You're fine with C-cum though S-E-A C-cum Oh ew I'm watching videos of some guy like squeezing it Alright send it to TJ Send it to TJ Popping like a cyst Dr. Pimple videos of some guy like squeezing it. Alright, send it to TJ. Send it to TJ.

Popping like a cyst. Dr. Pimple. Send it to TJ, dude. Oh, no, no. Only the sickos remain. I guess we gotta end the act early. No, we're done. See you guys tomorrow. Goodbye.

Goodbye. It's the act. It's the act. That's time to talk shop and do a Yankees pop. It's the act. It's the act.