The Yak - KB's Channeling His Inner Global Fashionista | The Yak 7-10-25

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

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I feel like we're in like the second or third week of summer. I Haven't been wet yet this summer. I've been wet. Yeah a lot with sweat, but not by water Hmm, that's kind of on you. You need to get wet It's a bad omen. I know we'll September is the new May though. Yes, really? Yeah, September and October have come a long way in the last couple. Yeah, October was great this year Yeah, all right. We are seven seconds of the show. We're going we're weather Old man on a porch. Yeah, I think November snuck in there and done pretty good in the first half. Okay Yeah, you're still getting 90 degree days in September. No, November's have improved a lot. done pretty good in the first half. Okay. Yeah.

You're still getting 90 degree days in September now. I think November's have improved a lot. I don't know. I'm old fashioned. I still look at November as a winter month. Yeah, the back half of it probably is, but I feel like you can sneak in some pleasant weather in the November 1 through 10 range. As long as old men are talking weather, women are talking about old men.

You guys seen Brandon Walker lately ladies speaking old man Okay, you have the you have the right to the five seconds Stevie Ray Vaughn nice. Well, you can't go Vaughn for Vaughn Stevie Ray Vaughn No, but you can go to another mo. Oh, we can go to another mo. She's like mo Mo money more problems. Hey, he's cancer. That's a tune Is he oh? Mo talk about diddy. I was gonna say biggie's dad Kate

Mo is mo is mo cheeks a person As one of the best feel-good clips in the history of sports Yeah, what's that you're aware of when he helps finish the Bart Simpson's friend the national anthem The girl is trying to sing the national anthem. She's like nine years old She either forgets the words or freezes up and he walks over and puts his arm around her and says hey I got you she true big question. What stadium is that in or what? Well, it's it's the Sixers against Portland, right? No, it's not sixers. It's Portland again I don't know. I don't know the Rose Garden correct double dip

Yeah, the fans are a winner of the Toyota get the feeling of a star promotion a little Natalie Gilbert It's a little cringy. Don't love the dress The sailor looks confused as well. Look at the eyebrows on that sailor. Why is he so shocked? He looks so upset. Bad looking sailor. Why is it that sailor? One sailor is nodding off.

The guy on the right is... He's harboring something dark. But him... He's having a flashback. Did they just finish a battle? She just oh no It's okay. She was a good singer, too Come on mo cheeks, where are you? I don't think he got the horse run.... broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight.

Oh, the ramparts we watched... Oh, she's locking back in now. ... were so gallantly streaming... That's beautiful. This is so cute. Oddly, not a tough watch. No. Not as it should have been.

It's fantastic. And everybody's getting behind her too. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what she's up to today. She's reeled it back in. Hopefully she's alive. The worst part is those two Ugo sailors.

God bless them. Thank you. God bless, thank you for your service. Thank you for your ugly service. Star-Spangled Banner, yeah, wave O'er the land of the free Goosebumps. That was adorable. Yeah, it's one of my favorite feel-good sports videos.

Wow. I need to feel good. Out the Maurice Cheeks. Big shout out to Cheeks. Y'all got it? Can I make those two sailors the background? Nick didn't take off his hat. Can we screenshot them for the...

Shit. Thankful for their support. You didn't stand. Shit. I know. Just kidding. Boys, y'all went and saw the titties today? Yeah, we got up, we crack-a-don, met in the lobby, and we filled up Rudy's car.

Because there was a lot of fellas that wanted to see the statue. It was way more in public than I assumed. I thought it was more- You thought it was hidden? And what was happening as they were showing all the boys the titties? Probably hundreds of second graders were on some of the fields across the street from day camp.

Oh no. And White Sox Dave's just like, I would love to eat her pussy. And then there's the kids doing like the rope walks it Is a never-ending Single-file line of second grade it was every child in Chicago As a group of 30 year old men got out to yeah, ogle a statue mrs. Murphy. What's a clit? Che did ask if she had a clit or something. Oh, but of course Che was there when they got there

Hope so what you do is like pass it or do you get that we will you can't it's gated It's in somebody's like side yard. Did you enter the gate at all? No, because they have a science like we do call police, so I think somebody's attempted Like it is very apparent right there We just went is probably like a four minute video the boys seen it seen her for the first time is this thing life says She's far so you can't gauge. It's hard to yeah, I would say me if not bigger Who handled it the best was mook really?

He's all about like 600 pound women yeah, so it was fine dude. He's used to stone-cold Yeah, I it was fine dude. He's used to stone-cold. Yeah, just yeah, I was ignored I Was watching my 1,000 pound life mm-hmm Or a thousand pounds it was enough. Yeah, it was two chicks. Yeah, and I would like they look Good for a thousand pounds the cropping. I don't know if we can use this girl Correct me if I'm wrong, but the thousand pound sisters refer like refers their total weight, so I think it's to five They look they look great for 500 pounds, okay It's all yeah, they look on yeah, it's all forehead. They have beautiful faces. I think

One lost a bunch of weight right? Yeah, so they had I follow them closely. I follow them both on Instagram I was actually gonna send Amy Amy Slayton Halterman's to TJ because she's doing incredible art recently. Who's that? She's one of the Thousand Pound Sisters. One of them got married, the husband died. No. The other one got divorced and then got caught with weed at like, Tennessee has some kind of Sea World or something like that. So they both had a little bit of hard times recently. How did the husband die? I believe it was maybe weight related.

Stop. Oh, she rolled over? Yeah, right. They both lost a lot of weight. And there's dudes that I think are like into... Into skin? Yeah, I don't know. What?

Wrap yourself up in a rug rack. Yeah. Talkin' TLC? Yeah. Are you familiar with Steven Assanti? Oh yeah, me and Kyle got a cameo from Steven Assanti. He's the biggest fuckin' dickhead on fucking dickhead on unbearable the worst Even if yeah, it's even a saunty. He's he's the worst. He's the worst 600 pound life

guy there is Being Kyle were obsessive for a little bit. He was such a dickhead to everybody and he would use his family Yeah, he would it was horrible. He was he would have them when the nurses would wipe his ass and clean him He would just look into their eye. He would just stare. He would like shit himself on purpose Yeah, but he sent us like the rudest cameo. Did he forget about fuck you guys. He like shot his tooth out at us He fell off a golf cart though did he get in how's the ground he was on the back he damn damn Dance sorry started the game two for two When damn Daniel came out were you getting was your life fucked for a little bit?

Yeah, homeschooled for like two months after that had to have been No more white vans But now I was never Daniel, so I was good. Sorry go on Eddie. Nothing. I really interrupt Where's this guy now though this asshole guy? I think he found a girlfriend from the show they always do that's gotta be toxic And now he just kind of lives his life, and I don't know is it dick those people always have significant others They have to have like an enabler right it's a going a feeder. Mm-hmm. It was her dad dude. He he was nuts Damn damn the dick thing television though. I love it. I love it so much

There was a hoarders house a kid I went to high school with his house was in hoarders. Yeah, yeah, so never seen that Not that episode or hoarders at all the episode about wheeling but at all either It's a shocking show that sailors faces right beside Kyle's face Faces are right beside each other hate him It's it was Kate's day, and she chose that well first she tried to choose Stevie Ray Vaughn Because she's wanted to go with the Vaughn and then you said I had to do a mo or anything you didn't do one We could have done Moe Cheeks.

Moe Cheeks? Yeah, then we watched the Moe Cheeks video of the National Anthem. Oh, and that's how we got here interesting Not really though. Yeah, there we go much better. Thank you. Is it bad that I don't know the Moe Cheeks National Anthem video? Well, we already watched it. Yeah, so he helps a little girl who forgets the words. Oh, that's nice comes up to it is nice. It was nice Y'all have any other feel-good videos you watch every now and then when you want to feel good Yep at the the soccer player in England that thought his teacher was dead and then his teacher surprised Oh, I like that one. Yeah, I like that one. Oh wait Why do you think she was dead? He cuz he was already he was old when he was his teacher

Yeah, and now he was a big-time so I almost I think retired soccer player Yeah, and he this old teacher surprised him I'm not even trying to be funny. I Frank eating the hummus Yeah, that'll do it Yeah him and still the highest scoring striker ever to play for Arsenal and he owes a lot to the man who? Yeah, schoolteacher that's a dead man's Sid Picton. But like British dudes that goes probably 22. 23, 24 years. True. And so he would now be expecting me to be six feet under I would think. I don't actually think he probably won't recognize me because he won't believe it's me.

because you won't believe it's me. HE LAUGHS Hello, Ian. Yeah. Long time no see. It's a pig, then? That'll make you feel good. It's like a movie scene. I'm alive, he says. I'm alive. How are you doing?

I can't believe it someone said you was dead As you say I'm very passionate and I'm so glad well you've done so well with yourself Who is that? That was heartwarming but have you seen Frank eating hummus? Yeah, you're right was it on celery too was it two for two? Yeah, see I'm allergic to vegetables Happy videos. I mostly just watch fucked up things. Mm-hmm I think every now and then you need a reset you need to make yourself feel good Yeah, I'll watch a whole mr. Rogers clip if it comes across my I always feel good afterwards That's good when that kid in a wheelchair presents mr. Rogers with an award. Yep. Oh

Mm-hmm also have one when the British dad helps us the guy the guy in the Olympics tears his hamstring And the 200 and his dad comes out of the crowd and helps him finish. That's always should have been disqualified probably Yeah, well he was the limelight from the winner. Yeah, right. Well, it was always good. Should have been disqualified probably. Yeah. Well he was. At the old, the limelight from the winner. Yeah, right? Well it was a heat, it wasn't the final. Oh, okay. It was a heat.

When Randy Johnson exploded that bird. Oh yeah. You hate birds. Well that bird had a troubled past. He did. Somebody found its old tweets. Was it creep? Was it creep?

Had a comment. The lady stomping on grapes and then then she falls out what a moan yeah Wait a minute that makes you feel good though. That's yeah, that's a terribly embarrassing moment for her It was like the first to kind of like viral video back in the day Yeah, it might have been like episode one of Tosh point. Oh, that's when we got like one a quarter. Maybe one a year Yeah, yeah Donnie getting beat the fuck up by an Indian masseuse that's not massage Yeah, the the India vids are dropping we got one a week for the next four weeks

The one that dropped yesterday I was just exploring the markets of Delhi, which is hands down the most chaotic place on earth have ever been But then next week I'm playing slum golf and the week after that I go to a kabaddi match which I think you would excel I believe that so it's actually the number two sport in India it goes cricket and then oh and I assume the number two sport when they're throwing the shit at each other that's gotta be that's more like a religious holiday okay and you do a brief explanation of what come on so they're trying to rebrand it for America. What is it make it popular?

They're they call it battle tag whoa How was the viewing experience? It was it was good. I showed up, and I got yelled at for filming it with a camera And I was like I'm the only American journalist to ever come to a game. Like, I'm trying to promote you guys. And then finally I got in touch with the right guy and I got like a press pass and they brought me down to the sidelines. But it's insane.

I still don't have like a good grasp on the sport. There's like, it's five on five. And they send one person who's a Raider to go to the other side. And he has to try to touch as many of the other players and get back to his side without being tackled. Just like Red Rover on X-Games. Sounds like a fun children's game.

When I was watching it, I thought of you. I was like, this, I think KB would be incredible at this sport. Yeah, I'm good at no pads No pads on me. I'm worthless. Yeah, so that guy in the yellow is doing a raid. Are these like highlights? We should see if there's like Kabaddi highlights because there there there is some cool shit there. So it's the number two sport in all of India Yeah, I'm trying to think what would what should base wrestling. It's number two number two Big deal soccer. Yeah, that's a soccer part of the world, right? They're not far from a soccer part of the world

No, but they're they're all about cricket and kabaddi Alright without spoiling any of your videos like what have you Has your experience there changed your? Have you, has your experience there changed your, your view on India at all? I was never anti-India. I mean, it honestly lived up to the hype. Like, that's what people told me. They're like, you go to India,

it's an assault on the senses, and it sure was. What a ring-hoarding endorsement. I mean, it's kind of sad how polluted it is like There's just but some parts are not really like rural and thick dense forest and beautiful scenery Yeah, good. Yeah, you tell me I was only in their largest city right right? Yeah, I didn't really get to Experience the rural side of India now you lived a dream of mine because I love watching the Indian head massages. Yes, was it good? They put this cool like

Cooling gel on your scalp and they massage that in so like your scalp feels cool But then they just start beating the shit out of it. Yeah, so Parts of it were painful beating the shit out of it. So parts of it were painful. All right, that part is tough. It feels like I'm on the verge of a concussion. And this is right after Istanbul. Yeah, but I didn't get a hair transplant. Yeah, right. But I was not. You might need one. No. That is what I felt as well. This thing is sick.

Because he eared you too. Oh yeah. He got deep in there. And Ed, you're a scalp massage guy. Well, yeah, I'm a scalp massage guy. I got one that one day before Bird's Nest. And you should have went to the Turkish one with me. That was way more relaxing. When he was beating on your head, what's the goal there? Um, I cannot.

I don't know. Something, I mean, when when you get a back massage they sometimes beat on your back So he was just doing that same thing to my scalp. That's not I do some brain damage Potential your cameraman was one of the guys that got a hair transplant. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't really have a cameraman It was just gonna be like a solo trip And then there was a guy on the hair transplant trip who had plans to go to trip and then there was a guy on the hair transplant trip who had plans to go to Lebanon and that's when like the Syrian Civil War was coming to an end. There was a lot of Conflict over there. So he was like I'm gonna postpone that trip You mind if I come to India with you and I was like I would love to have some company

I don't think the doctors would recommend you go straight from a hair transplant to India thousands of opens of open. Yeah Yes. Yeah, but no he came He was a great dude Sam. I think we're gonna have some of those stoolies come to the office like the last week of July Oh fuck. Yeah for a little before and after see how they're doing. Yeah. Yeah all of the transplants taken have everybody looks pretty good I think so nice I mean at least like the people vocal in the group chat have been very positive There might be someone who's like not happy with it. Who's just not saying anything. Mm-hmm. Not sure guy Just had his wedding. He sent us his wedding photos. It was kind of uh, oh

Yeah, oh you guys have to read looks great. I forget that you even got them. Yeah, I look so good You gotta bring back the Peaky Blinders haircut. Yeah, I was thinking about that I think I'm obligated to mix it back in at some point, so would you go back and do it again? No surgery. Yeah, yeah, hopefully not. I don't think you Know that you see how it's turned out like would you go back in time and yeah? I mean it was no regrets. Yeah couple. It was like a couple weeks of yeah annoyance. Yeah And they told you like after you got it They were like, okay, you just need to avoid a sun or rain and I was like we're heading back to Chicago

It's pretty much there's either sun or there's rain. Yeah And they're like you gotta avoid temps that are like too cold or too hot there There was a lot of restrict avoid a lot no jacking off Jerking off like why that's those are just suggestion. No mixing medicines. You had to avoid a lot. No jacking off. Jogger, jerking off. Why? Those are just suggestions. No alcohol. Like mixing medicines. You can still do it.

That's just a slight gamble. Often and intensely. Oh man. Yeah, it was nice. Yeah, and I made sure to avoid street food over there. The only street food I ate was this flaming thing that I got shoved in my mouth But that's a hoes that doesn't sound it was like Flaming things shoved in my mouth or in my mouth

I don't know if you see if you can find that clip like flaming street food Donnie But it was um if it was on fire. I felt like that would It was um if it was on fire. I felt like that would cleanse it of germs. Yeah, you'd think Yeah, weirdly does make it more sterile might burn your mouth. It was just like a leaf with um Grenadine syrup on it how'd it taste? It was hot at first and then it was just Absurdly sweet yeah, I almost wanted to vomit okay cool. Yeah, Kyle. Did you take exception to his tweet about you? He's been clowning me for that forever. It makes sense

But you're getting it. It's it's in process. It's in the process your past. I know it's definitely not I Don't I'm not a skip steps guy. I haven't done America yet, okay I haven't done Montana or any state that borders it like I'm not even close to done with America Yeah, I also Yeah, I don't want to like shame people for like if they haven't left the country like no I'm not saying you have to the USA is a great country. You can get every sort of climate and like environment, but just Culturally, I feel like you can learn a lot by going abroad just culturally I feel like you can learn a lot by going abroad. Absolutely.

I don't know if Donnie's ready for this. Oh my god. Oh wait, it is on fire, Donnie. You hit it dead on with that description. He did shove it in your... I thought it was like recently on fire. No, no, he just shoved a flaming leaf into my mouth. Holy shit.

It's not that good. It's really good. Good? Good. my mouth. Holy shit. It's not good. Good? Close up on how it's made. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Wait, is he making you another? Yeah. I went for round two, which was not a good idea. Round two, I was not able to swip.

How much was like, how that cost you the leaf? probably like 50 cents a dollar okay dollar 50 Yeah So yeah, I managed to not get really sick out there I did I smoked some local weed that a guy offered me in the slum and later I found out that they put rat poison on their weed in the slums because it like And later I found out that they put rat poison on their weed in the slums because it like preserves the weed Oh, like if they don't put rat poison on the weed rats will just eat all their weed. Oh, it's actually to prevent rats

Yeah, but no rats. Yeah, how'd you feel after was it? American weed well you're lighting it on fire so it also No, I don't think I mean and I asked I was like but isn't that like toxic for them, too And they're like no like the people in the slums have built up a tolerance for it Oh, I heard you talking on chicklets about like the grossest thing you ate, and it was like a half developed egg Balloot yeah, it's the half developed so like there might be like a big in there Yeah, a little bit of feather. It's huge in the Philippines, dude I found a place over the weekend durian ice cream. Oh durian stinky fruit right stinky fruit. Yeah Consistency not allowed on the subways in Singapore yuck

Ice-cream, but yeah durian. I remember Taco Bell in China had a durian durian quesadilla It does it's got like yeah a really bad smell and quesadilla it does it's got like yeah a really bad smell and then people claim it tastes a lot better than it smells I don't know I don't know about that yeah eggs and cheese are two things that I love but as soon as I'm conscious about the fact that they're eggs or cheese I get disgusted yeah I think they're both pretty gross that's I love Manny's but I can't think about it may of course do you guys get grossed out like if you're eating a like chicken and egg sandwich it feels wrong well yeah it does feel like that's why I try to go over and bacon egg and cheese

and not like chicken fried fried chicken egg cheese I guess I don't really do why Chick-fil-a has your sandwich is a chicken now It's like chicken and eggs and yeah, you can eat chicken and you can eat egg But putting them together morally bothers you or kind of like a burger with cheese though Yeah, families wanted the family wants to be buried together But then I realized that most buns have eggs in them So even if you're doing a bacon egg and cheese, there's still egg in the bun It's all gonna be shit in 12 hours. Anyway, everything's gonna be shit one day. Yeah

What's the point finest meal you ever made? Yeah, just fired through there poopy. Let it let it going through Donnie What's the worst local regional or even national? Delicacy that you've ever had because a lot of people default to just hyping them up to be culturally Yeah, well Balu for sure because that's a delicacy in the Philippines That's what we were just talking about something else that didn't live up to the hype Rochester garbage plate Yeah, no, I mean if I was blackout drunk that would hit the spot other than that. It's just a bunch of slop Did you guys all have that together? I judged that sentence before he said I know yeah They also in like the Scandinavian countries they eat like fermented shark, that's just

They're the one who I just like I think no one's like their food is awesome. Yeah, oh and Vegemite oh bad Australian Vegemite doesn't sound good. Oh my god looks so much like Nutella, so you convince yourself. It's gonna. Yeah similar That's the saltiest garbage ever Yeah, and the slum golf day was interesting just cuz I had to pay $360 to play with these guys and whoa we showed up we played it was like a Three hole course in the slums each hole was just like a pothole Randomly and like he was like no you got to pay me cuz like me and my friends are gonna

Take off work for this and I was like and I got to like pay people in the slum to keep him happy And I was like oh alright I'll do that But then he like he just showed up with one friend And I thought we were gonna play like a full nine holes at least and we like after like even a full night After 45 minutes we were done with the three holes. He's like, all right, we're done three 360 bucks That's more than Riggs he pays

Rick Riggs he don't pay. Oh, you're right. You don't pay Ray probably hasn't paid for a round of golf in five years Did you notice like the Class divide like Manchin's on top of slums, or is it? Yes five years Did you notice like the Class-divide like mansions on top of slums or is it? Yes. I got to see the most expensive home in the world If you don't count Buckingham is it like on top of a building. It's a skyscraper. Yeah, the whole house is yeah Yeah, it's insane. I guess he has a snow room in it So he's got a room that he can go and just turn on snow if it's a hot day. Oh my god often yeah

I'd rather have a laser quest wing. Yeah, does he have a laser tag room? No, but it was and like I was just standing outside Filming a video on my cell phone and like a security guard came out and tried to make me delete all of the videos on my phone And then the guy was with he was like we don't have to delete it like we know our rights And I was like dude. We are in India We do not know our rights at all at the ball school guys said that yeah He was like we're on we're on public property like we're just taking a video of the house And I was like dude you got to stop arguing with this guy. I'll call came over did you delete the video I did and then afterwards he told me he was like now

You just can go to recently deleted. Yeah, and get them all back Yeah, and that's like a ten minute drive from just like one of the largest slums in the world I'm sure having a man who owns a skyscraper with unlimited money is fine to have as an enemy India yeah, India does it Does India do violent crime? You never really hear about it. You hear about the R word sometimes over there. Not great for the ladies. Mints has been there?

I did see an Indian kid around six years old. He was wearing a t-shirt that just said our worded wolf and I was just and I was trying to search it. I was like is this a clothing brand somewhere I Couldn't find any information on I was like how does this five-year-old get that shirt? It was a cool design. There's an Asian There's an Asian trend happening where non clothingclothing US brands are selling their rights to like street wear brands in I think maybe South Korea and so like Lockheed Martin's a popular clothing brand in South Korea so is national geographic of like clothing and expensive clothing.

Oh shit. Really? Yeah. Six ear ox pants. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The Lockheed Martin is one CNN is a popular one, okay? Yeah, it's from CNN jeans They have a lot of train accidents right Yeah, that was one thing I didn't get to do that I kind of regret I wanted to buy like a third-class seat on a train because that it looks and there everyone just yeah

Piled yes, just piled inside pile roof up. Yeah hanging from the sides But I don't know if they get into a lot of accidents. I think well, maybe it's just a video as I watch Okay, I mean I'm sure people fall off the trains There was a plane crash which is very sad. Yeah. Oh, yeah always And then the guy who survived was in seat 11a and ten years earlier There was a plane crash where only one person survived and they were sitting in seat 11a to interesting Yeah, and so then this recent guy jumped out, right? Yeah, I don't really understand what that means, but I don't either he said that it's like how did you jump out?

Like weren't you in the plane right when it broke up. He was able to time it. I don't I don't know how that impressive I know that's like do you think he like feels like he has superpowers or that he's like meant for he's like a Religious Savior type oh he better not die doing something like embarrassing or like something He's got to live for a long time I think it sucks because if that's you you have to feel bad if you have like three lazy Sundays in a row just Better not die doing something embarrassing or something. He's gotta live for a long time. I feel like it sucks, because if that's you, you have to feel bad if you have three lazy Sundays

in a row just sitting on your couch with ice cream. You feel like you're supposed to be living. Wasn't his brother the next to him? Yeah. Oh, geez. That's the heck. You think there's more T-shirts or Asians in the world? Whoa. T-shirts. Definitely t-shirts or Asians in the world? Whoa.

T-shirts. Wow, t-shirts. Definitely t-shirts. T-shirts. Every Asian probably has more than one t-shirt. That's one of the easier ones. Wait. Because then all the non-Asians have t-shirts too.

Now polo shirts, that would be interesting. We're talking about just t-shirts, and maybe some cultures don't really wear the tea like we do I've been to a lot of places. I think most people wear TV. It's pretty prolific Okay Yes, dude's flip over there when it's hot dude just make their own crop Yeah, should be out here Beijing bikini. All right, it works Dude's flip over there when it's hot. Dude's just make their own crop tops. They just flip their shirts. Should do that here.

Beijing bikini is what we call it. It works. And people are proud. It doesn't matter if they've got like a giant belly or anything, you just. Love that. It feels great on a hot day. Katie, it sounds like you're requesting

that I pull my shirt up. Beijing bikinis for the boys. For the boys. Do it. What about going completely shirtless though? Is that like frowned upon? Yeah, I didn't see that as much The guy who owns the skyscraper he's the one that had like the

60 million dollar wedding or something oh his son yeah his son and he was inviting just like random famous people in the u.s. Like random famous people in the US like Andrew Schultz's co-host on his podcast I think I think that guy's sons were just like fans of that pod so they invited him to the wedding did he go Yeah, fuck. Yeah. Yeah, he went it sounded absolutely insane see the guy with the zoo That sounds likely sure if he has a snow room you're gonna have the zoo probably got two years ago Yeah, I saw the knell boys went to a zoo out there. It was interesting Yeah, they went to an Indian Zoo. Yeah, mm-hmm. They went to in the knell boys went to India. Yeah. Yeah, they've been making their rounds What's next?

Yeah Thought of my favorite Clemmer video by the way. Thank you for sleeping on it. What is it? The one where he explains the history behind the Macy's wooden escalator. Oh, yeah He has his finger like in the gaps that has probably hasn't been cleaned for 150 years that's a good one. That's a damn Pickled the gap 1901. But what I want to talk about is the wooden escalators.

Let's go for a ride. These were built in 1920. You can see here, each one of these cleats are a half inch long. He fits in per. It's Cinderella's slipper. The side panel of the escalator itself is built of ash. Ash is used for hardwood floors.

You see there's some screw heads on here. That's a sign it's a replacement. Now a lot of these don't have screw heads. That means they were original ones from 1920. Now check out this comb plate here. This is very dangerous. This would never be made today. In fact, a four-year-old child lost a finger

on those chrome plates. Back in 2010, he was reaching for a water bottle that fell, his finger got severed, they could not even repair it. That's how dangerous those things are. I bet a lot of women would agree, too, walking on these with high-heeled shoes can be a disaster. But they are a big part of Macy's identity, and when Macy's overhauled the entire store about 10 years ago, they made sure to keep the wooden escalators. There's about 19 of these left in the store So next day you can amazing just come take a ride is the same exact escalator that people rode on in 1920. That's pretty cool

We should have climbers stream in the corner too, that's my god. Oh, yeah, you put it on how long have these guys been gone Well over 36 hours now No, mate. No, it's gonna be It'll be for it'll be 48 hours at 7 o'clock right so yeah, I would have quit. Oh, yeah Yeah, I would quit the other than that and what's the no way? Yeah, so Clemmer Clemmer has been planning a stream a marathon video game stream, too That was gonna start today or did start today I don't think tatum them knew theirs would go 48 hours, right?

So they're still going while he is starting one and I you know, some people aren't handling it. Well, yeah I think it's more no one copied on them. They both just came up with the idea separately So like I don't think there needs to be drama around the bottom line Kelly Keeks fucking hates tape Fucking hates what she's and I'm fine with that what you say she just just says fuck this guy Love Kelly Well there there's the boys are if you woke up this morning needing a marathon video game stream We have choices. Yeah There should always be somebody doing a marathon stream at all times

Ronan I were thinking of doing a stream if any of you guys want to join I think July 30th we're gonna try to walk tip to tip of Manhattan. Oh cool. I would love to do that. Oh To walk tip to tip of Manhattan. Oh cool. I would love to do that. Oh How do you fail? I will be there right? We'll be in New York. Oh shit. How do you feel? Yeah? That's like there's no way to fail. Yeah, it's a lot better. There's a lot of ways to feel that You could I mean killed oh if it gets hard. I'll quit game. I don't think it's gonna get hard You can walk for five hours It just depends if we take some detours it like I think the long it could be like a seven hour stream But if you just walk direct, I think it's like a four four hour walk, you know, which street are you gonna choose to walk down?

There's a beautiful like kind of park up all most of the west side But I think it'd be fun to kind of invent some sort of like challenges We should I think it hit both rivers at one point. If the stream is happening while the yak is going on, you guys should tune in and kind of like tell us what to do. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll get you arrested though.

God damn. Yeah, we'll be there probably. What an island. It is. I've only milked about 5% of it and I lived there for five years. There's so many corners and streets I haven't seen. If you did 5% of it, the rest of us did like 0.2% of it.

Probably. I rode my bike around the entire perimeter. Kate took advantage. I took advantage. I peed under the GW bridge. Kate always takes advantage. I do. That's right.

After the case race do not And summer camp you'll wake up fucking pruned No, I'm a pig city explorer yeah, I get in the nooks and crannies how long I could take the maybe We took our time. I was like a group my botchy friends Queens We took it and pride took us like five hours just because we were stopping. It's a long pee. It's a long piss. I think I remember when Trent lived in New York, he had been there

six months to a year and had never seen the Freedom Tower. And then something brought him down and he was like, whoa, this is crazy. That's not like out of the way either. I mean, I guess it's not exactly close to the office, but it's not too far. Hilliard No. You could get down there in probably 15 minutes from the office. Kretzmann When I first moved to New York, they were still building the 2nd Avenue Subway from 63rd all the way up to 90-something. I had this volunteer job where I tried to help the small businesses, because they were exploding the ground underneath and all the roads were

closed off. All the small businesses businesses were striding the rats were coming up and invading the pizza places and Basically, I just got yelled at by grumpy store owners like they were so mean for it was great It was a great way to get ingratiated into the city Yeah, I have two stores in particular that I'll never fuck with Why not are there still the rumors that they're gonna expand Manhattan like to Governor's Island? Are there still the rumors that they're going to expand Manhattan like to Governor's Island? Fill it with that that was a proposed plan as Boston extended didn't they why yeah? Yeah, they used to have a bunch of islands. They just the back bay was just a bay, but now it's a neighborhood

Yeah, they opened a beach in Manhattan now You can't go in the water But there's like a sandy beach there now or really have a beach day how they open a beach if you can't go in the water It looks like a gorgeous beach you just it's just a sandbox you don't how much Donnie you swim it Yes, I think the beaches on the Hudson. I haven't swam in the Hudson yet I did swim in the East River yeah, which is less clean than the Hudson we went there to like follow you and There were just people dumping shit in there

Yeah, there was a Chinese woman on the other side. She was like dumping a bag of old baguettes. Yeah, yeah, right you gotta dodge those As I was climbing out it almost ended it almost ended your swim. Yeah Yep Yeah, that was a good swim. I think the Hudson because now they say finally in Paris that you can swim in the Seine And I think they're working on cleaning up the Hudson I think we'll see people swimming in that like I think that beach will like 10 years down the line you'll have a bunch of bathers I just saw the bunch of people in Baltimore we're like we're

tired of not being able to swim in the harbor so they all cleaned it they're like we're gonna they just like get tubes tubes and hang out in it and they're like we're just gonna be okay with this now. Brian were you a crick swimmer? Oh yeah. Big time. We had a rope swing. Gotta watch out for gar. Gar ain't gonna bother you but now it's in festival gators. Really? They released like ten gators in like 1992 and then it's now, now it's a soaring

population of gators. I don't know. But it's just... It was an intentional thing? Yeah. They put a couple gators out there. You know it helps with certain things, but now it's just gators everywhere. And now, to the point where Mississippi had to institute an alligator hunting season,

and now during the first night of alligator hunting season It's just it's just boats after boats after boats going after alligators, so I don't swim in it as much anymore What's gar gar is the fish with the long the freshwater fish with a lot of teeth on a long face? It looks like an alligator's face on a regular fish's body, and it'll fuck you up. They're just scary They're scary looking they're not gonna. They're not gonna mess with you. They're they to look some of them get big, but they're they're not too much gonna mess with you I look this can you unless you're like a fish you ever do like a gar fry um? There's a certain there's a lot of fish down there that are called rough fish that you just want to eat like gar Granola drama all that all those things, but there are people that will eat anything and will eat them

I would I would not recommend it. They're bony. They're bony as hell you guys got pythons yet over there No, no, I think those are pretty much stayed to the Everglades really I think so those are fucking the Everglades up Yeah, those don't ever play. Yeah, they're like killing. They're all are they all invasive, but Garrett Yeah, yeah, Garrett gets to go see him every night Garrett does yeah the guy oh my. Oh my, is he still doing that? He's still doing it. He saw a Florida Panther the other day. Whoa.

It's a matter of time for that fella. I don't think he's fine. I think he's in his element. The Everglades might be the scariest place for me. I didn't even realize they had Panthers there and I should have known that. Florida Panthers? The Florida Panthers.

Damn. Did you think they were just a hockey team? They stole, I thought maybe they had found an extinct or something. Holy shit, that's way bigger than I thought. And he like, the Panther just stared at him. Just stood there while he's just right beside, yeah. Whoa.

Florida Panther, this is extremely rare. I've seen dozens, but I've never been able to get this close. Hey beautiful, have you seen the 20 footer? Don't be scared, I'm not gonna yoink ya. Why could I get that close? I'm glad you got away from that busy road. Very few people have ever got this close to a wild Florida panther. I definitely feel honored to see this ghost of the Everglades. Back to the main mission. Yoink. Right here we have a very skinny 10-foot long Burmese python. These

invasives got to go. Caught this swamp puppy chowing down on a juvenile black crown night heron Love to see natives doing their thing Whoop a highly venomous cottonmouth Native yoink. It's a veiled chameleon. He's not native, but I don't think he has much of an impact You can speak croc is he killing the pythons when he's getting them Or just are just getting them out of there and taking them somewhere else And this is honestly a first for me, but it's okay It doesn't hurt at all this swamp puppy looks like he's coming right for him

Horrifying Trying to get in this clover pipe and he bumped his snoot I honestly felt so bad that they do this all the time Florida would be your scariest kind? I still feel bad I don't want to be around bears Desert Snakes and alligators and spiders

Encountering an alligator in water Nothing would be worse. Hmm a bear. What is that? Bears of course, but snakes kill more people than bears. What about the bulbar tigers? Yes, snakes are horrified snakes kill and I have this giant green anaconda. He's an absolute powerhouse That's I think if I escaped from prison this guy where would I? Turn myself back in immediately and be the Everglades. Yeah. Would be my number one.

I could probably handle a 30 footer. You got this spicy electric eel. You think you could escape from prison? This Southern Tamandu is so adorable. I think you'd apologize to him as you're walking out the gate. I would feel that. I wouldn't want anyone to get in trouble.

Yeah. Absolutely love these cute little fellows. These giant anteaters. Can you tell this guy? Wait, we have anteaters in America? No, he's in Columbia right now. Oh. I'm not worried about the electric eels. Yeah, absolutely love these cute little fellas these giant He's in Colombia right now, I'm not worried about the electric We all hate it that well, what do we got here very gentle yoing? This night jar doesn't even know I'm petting him right now. Night what?

But that's okay, he's staying calm. Missed the boop on this fishing spider. It's a monster. What do we got here? That's one big caiman, that's for sure. I ended up finding the head, and he's a giant, roughly six foot long. Believe it or not, this is harder to handle than a giant anaconda. Oh, we found another anaconda.

A gentle yoying. Ew. This guy's only about 10 foot long Not even this is a horn screamer, and they make some of the craziest noises Gotta look that up. Hey guys. I'm in Colombia, and I have a giant green anaconda. He's an absolute powerhouse I just discovered cave spiders to I've been watching Like spelunkers finding cave spiders no unless I fell for something, but I don't think so I saw what I think you saw a guy was like we're getting out of this cave. Yeah, fuck this

Yeah, what are we talking like tarantula size bigger size your hand like Harry Potter's massive Hey, how quick can you get aly here? Or was his name Ali Ali or Ali he was in my chat the other day when I streamed over here Okay, let's clear it up Is it Ali like Mohammed or is it Ali like the bargain store it's spelled a li but it's pronounced Ali very good Ali, okay? Depends what animals you want probably I were to get Tommy Walker here tomorrow. Can we can we get some animals? Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, have any specifically ah He needs to know that's why I asked I'll ask Tommy if he likes a good idea and alright so noon

Yeah, let me let me see what animal I gotta get out here by 11th by Well, I'd never mind. I gotta never mind. What's your deal? I don't want to be around the spiders. Oh Well, we won't do spiders. Okay, no spiders I'll ask Tommy what that centipede that dumped all over this poop still all over the rug. Yeah, sorry about that There's been I saw dude. We have a problem. I think we do what? There's we have a centipede infestation here in the office Oh, yeah, we've had to hear we've had to skitter across this rug recently over by the popcorn machine Yeah, they're a fucking rob. I have ollie release some snakes to help with the yes probably

For the second day in a row now. I've seen three they're pretty pretty big over there. Yeah, so they bite I don't think it's so alien looking. I don't like it. Let's get her the right word or a word skit. Yes Yeah, it is okay skitter. I'm shocked. We haven't seen the rats yet That's they're waiting for their time. It's for they kind of stick to the alleyways right for the most tunnel They were they were in the tunnel now. It's not why we're not allowed anymore Wait is that really it the rats run the tunnel, and we're not loud in there there were rats in the tunnel I don't know. I just said it I Guess rats like our bigger problem in the fall because they know winter's coming and they try to get inside

Now I think they're fine, so they're cold the summer yeah It's nice that they're enjoying the summertime. Mm-hmm. I had to call an exterminator to my house because my wife thought she found a bunch of, like, rat droppings in her house, but it was actually just black rice kernels. Yeah.

Good outcome. How many black rice kernels are there? So my mom was in town. She made this, like, many black rice kernels are we so my mom was in town? She made this like purple black rice dish And then I guess I accidentally dropped some kernels around and Mike here was freaking out that would look like rat poop Yeah, it did so we had to have called an exterminator Yeah, we called in the exterminator probably paid him like 400 bucks just for them to be like you have to tell you it was Rice yeah, he was like yeah yeah. Will you like taste it?

And he was like, yeah, this is rice. He didn't even have to taste it. He took one look at it. He was like, this is rice. He took one look at it. He was like, not poop. Good for him for now. That's a few weeks ago, I thought we had bed bugs.

Because I go to make my son's bed, and I see these tiny little, in my heart, I was like, we have to burn the house down like a fuck. And it turns out he has one of those like, we've never microwaved it, but his uncle got him, It's like a microwave stuffed animal that you can make a warm Yeah, and I guess they use these tiny little seeds Inside so it was seeds and I thought it was I would rather have my heart literally cockroaches and rats Then bed bugs I my whole like

Like all the blood drain from my face when I first saw it. I was like holy fuck You're more afraid of bed bugs or ticks that bad Once you get them you will be traumatized for life. There is nothing worse Lime's disease though can really fuck you off if you if you don't get it diagnosed like I know some people They went to the doctors because they were feeling like the doctors couldn't they were like I'm not sure what's wrong with you you'll probably just get better naturally and like They were like, I'm not sure what's wrong with you. You'll probably just get better naturally. And they ended up just feeling kind of like not themselves

for over a year and a half until the doctors finally figured out what it was. And by that point, it can do permanent damage to your brain. People have just been accepted that that's lab made. They're just like, all right, it's fine. Like Plum Island. Yeah.

There's also a cult that believes they they they get Lyme disease on purpose What what are you guys all talking about? I don't know I lost it. I'm just was made on Plum Island It's a little island. Oh, I was that's where Pat McAfee I saw that the island and I was reading the reviews and I was like this island looks beautiful Why are there so many negative reviews and it was all people like you guys are the ones who like invented limes yep invented lime disease Why would they invent it? It's wrong. I don't know exactly I know I did a podcast on was because chief's mom has it really bad And she came on she explained it

But yeah apparently was made on that island And then that's why Connecticut the East Coast has it really bad because it's right It's right off there like a biological warfare like we were trying to make it to get somebody else and we spilled it. What a horrible inventor I'm making Lyme disease Why would you make that so if you if you get Lyme disease like did you see that you had a tick in you at one? Point and thought you were good, but then later It's like oh wait that tick if you get bit by a tick you should go get checked out right away Because of that ticket lime the mirror so I gotta take care of it instantly. Okay, so that's like one way you can know

There's not gonna be like you're not gonna ever know that you got bit by a tick and then just have Lyme disease, right? What do you say it again? Some people don't find the tick that's on them and then it's the blood and falls off So they that's right. I know I meant much better way to put it, but that's my fears But people say you could feel the bite is that right? Really they got like Did you feel the bite no I didn't feel the bite, but they were attached to me when I found them I was a kid I was like a big out is there a way you can know like if the tick fell off

Can you like distinguish a tick bite? Yes, they're like a circle forms around that gives me hope Are you yeah, you're a paranoid guy. I had no idea he was freaking out about getting ham-footed mouth yesterday big time You're actually panicking I've gotten most diseases. I've been around I'm paranoid about Lyme disease for sure. I don't think by the way, Julia was fine. Oh, he is He is fine. They say there's a map that shows it all you did go to a wedding on the Cape Yeah, oh fuck it. I know

People that walk across their yard with the white blanket and I guess the ticks see the white blanket think it's closed and they'll and then by the time they're done going across their yard with It it's like covered in thousands no way and that's how like people will do that to clean their yard of ticks and stuff and thousands of ticks. No way. And that's how like people do that to clean their yard of ticks and stuff. Oh. In Lyme disease, it doesn't like,

there's no like time frame. It can just end in five years, it can end in like three months. Yeah, but if you get it treated right away, it will go away in a week or two. But if you don't, there's no cure. And it's debilitating. It can be.

I've heard for people. I know someone who had it to cure it. She was stinging her spine with bees because there's something about the bee venom that can cleanse you of it. That would be hard to do. Yeah. That's really impressive. I would hold the bee and just like, sure to get my spine.

Definitely a two-man job. Yeah, they were literally holding bees and being like, and placing on the spine, waiting for it to sting. Did it work, sir? And then they would move it down. That's just killing bees. Stinging your spine with bees? Yeah, they were literally holding be all being like and placing on the spine waiting for it to stay Killing bees stinging your spine with bees Somebody who really hated or was like I know how to fix your spine with bees Wrap the snake around your throat. I don't think it would take me 36 hours to do that. Yeah once Yeah, it's true

No, they just scored a touchdown to go up 24 14 in the national championship No, I don't I think this is the miss might be the big 10 championship game. So that there's still more after this There's still a lot more. Oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure this is the big 10 championship game Yeah, that is That they could probably lose and just go to the playoff anyway has any of these dudes um not left yet Um I think Tate and and white boy Rick have been the whole time to take miss anything important I don't believe so I think yesterday was his girlfriend's birthday. That's right. Oh That's crazy that's on him for not not taking no way I Knew that yeah

Your Facebook friends, so I don't I yeah, that's a tough That at this point. He doesn't want to go home right he can never go home again. Oh No I can I can respect him. It's hard to have sympathy when he passed up on Michigan like that. Like he's out of belated birthday territory. Right.

Oh, that's bad. He's purposely not going home because he doesn't want to deal with her now. Deal with her, yeah. Happy birthday. Fuck dealing with her after. I don't have to go home and deal with her after. After I missed her birthday.

No. That's why they release birthday Gators down in Mississippi. Oh, we need another hunting season. I can get away from these women I think cavers are the craziest people though Spelunkers the long curve and I just don't don't know. What's the end game? Yeah. Especially the water ones? I think it's all ego. They get off on being touching somewhere that's never been touched by humans. And look how we talk about them. I can't believe they do that. I would never. They love it. But I almost don't even, I respect mountain climbers and I respect, I don't even know that I respect what they're doing. I just it's I just judge it as stupid. I don't think it's how is it different than mountain climbing to you Well mountain climbing to me is different There's a difference yeah, so that's the different like the free solo guy. what's his name? Alex Honnold R.I.P. No, not R.I.P. I always get confused Always R.I.P. the wrong guy I think he's the most impressive man in the world

Really? The Alpinist is dead Yes. I think he was What about Grizzly Man? No No Bears are just sneaking across the aisle No they're not He was definitely asking for yeah all of my guys are he was he was so smug about it Grizzly men yeah, yeah that was kind of pretending like they had a relationship

Yeah, if you had the opportunity would you want to listen to the recording no no no, but I would no No, then I would like I may have found it think it's a fake one It's like a it's a I don't know a simulated version No, cuz like you hear the Bears. He said he was suspecting that bear for a while Yeah, I think he like said like that one it will he did yeah Yeah, and then he I guess they have a transcript of it, and he's like they're eating me Really yeah, it's poor girl. It's poor chick girlfriend. She tried to fight. No, did she die yes? No one talks about her instead of running away

She tried to fight the bear off of his body that was eating him and she got eaten alive She died a rider die should have been called grizzly woman. Yeah, it had been Yeah, hear that girls. I'll just go ahead and say it. I don't know what the fuck y'all are talking about What you never watch grizzly man? He was like a Peter Pan actor at medieval times who was like I'm gonna go wait I'm God. We didn't know one knew that Ain't no Peter The other people that get interviewed throughout the thing are people who were like I was Surveillance and worked with him at whatever when he was Peter Pan or whatever Peter Pan

That's what he did before he was like I'm gonna go live in Alaska with the Bears You never have to grow up if you get eaten by a bear. So it's a guy who lived with bears Brandon Thank you every summer for like 17 years and eventually maybe less one of them got him Yes, one of them ate him and then it was not recorded because the look cap the lens was on the camera But the audio is never released Huh Did you guys ever see the guy that had the pet lion and then he sees the pet lion after? Certain number of years that one's heartwarming. That's a feel-good video. Yeah, I believe it's a movie though, so I don't think we show it

Yeah, oh That's a feel-good video. Yeah video. I believe it's a movie though, so I don't think we show it. Oh There's a guy free soloing a harder route every day until he falls on social media right now Oh wait, he's just like promising he'll die. I guess and it's like not Doing the views that I feel like would be Yeah, that has to be millions no does Tate have more right now Because this guy should just be doing that this is him Dude Hey, whatever happened to that that's it the guy in the boat once he finally arrived I was one just as he's still making content? Yeah, he's like an internet personality now.

Nice, good for him. There's a guy canoeing from Seattle to Miami. Whoa. Or like a canoeing from Washington to Florida right now. It's just canoeing and whatever connected waterways, I assume if he's doing it, it definitely connects but he's canoeing from Washington to Florida. It just started. Yeah, I think there might be a spot

where he has to walk the canoe, I don't know, a few miles. So you're aware of it? No, I'm not aware of it. I am aware of if there's a riverway that connects the West Coast and the East Coast. Now, he's documenting it. I think so. I feel like we're gonna start seeing a lot of that Yeah, people know like becoming rich and famous is on the table

And the guy that did the Hawaii boat trip was like not very experienced so it might be a slippery slope Definitely. So what could we have somebody do here? Yeah, just a Nationwide thing we're in marathon mania. I think it would be sick if when the Bears play the Saints, you guys take like a raft down the Mississippi to New Orleans for the game. Yeah, we've talked about that before. You've talked about that before? Yeah, you have talked about that.

I think we talked about it on this show. Yeah, we did. This was a plan, yeah. But it takes like 18 days. 21 days. It's while not you should jet ski down the river that's not dude if you had if the Chicago crew had five jet skis just going down happy that we're gonna V formation with the front Kurt Braunohler did it he jet-ski the entire Mississippi you think you did and

you know his name I think so and also he wasn't a Peter Pan actor yet Peter Pan syndrome, so don't listen fuck any wait what? Medieval times what I don't even think they have a Peter Pan He did work at some kind of medieval times place, but it was not what was your mistake I don't know so he didn't play Peter Pan Peter Pan syndrome, which is what he did He was like very childlike. He was like Michael Jackson II Like he never wanted to grow. I'm probably fucking that part up, too. Never mind Yeah, I don't think that Michael Jackson. Okay wanted to be a kid. He just want to be Yeah, I'd like to do the Appalachian Trail someday. That's a long one. I know it's bucket list

You ought to be able to do that that I've done little chunks of it, but never I think somebody on Twitter convinced mincy that me and Kyle know one of the country Music singers at the festival tonight this this weekend because he's been asking me about the guy you don't I do not What is he asking you mincy just text me? He was like hey You and Kyle are friends with Charles Wesley Godwin, right? You and Kyle are friends with Charles Wesley Godwin, right? And then I went to his tweet about the Windy City smokeout, and somebody responded, it was like, hit up Nick and KB, you know, Charles Wesley Godwin. That's funny. I just, I didn't answer, but...

Yeah, do y'all want to talk about his tweet yesterday? Which one? Oh, no. The one about how he's getting back, and Big cat quote tweeted it was like thank you for everything you do Basically tweeted out like man. It's been a rough couple of weeks. I gotta I gotta take it easy for a while That trip to Omaha to watch free college baseball followed by the trip to Las Vegas like cards. Yeah, yeah, he's got it. He's got to take his foot off the gas That's exactly what he tweeted his bucket list of completely cook from Omaha and Vegas off the road to August got a regroup

It's actually grueling I bet it is yeah, yeah travel is Wow This marathon is not gonna run itself got three months to train Marathons are what everybody's doing it. Why is the hardest thing in the water people? What are people just they skip 5k's they're like I'm gonna do a marathon Why don't you do a 5k? Mets he's on a 10k. Yeah, I'm not talking about him. Okay, the general populace Yeah, we have so many people doing the marathon I took a list act yesterday for a video tie Cody Garrett Blake McKenzie Lucas

Santa mincey Zupy live and his white socks Dave doing it I Don't know. He hasn't talked about it a bit Why are all those people doing a marathon? Felix for pause right for pause pause gets like slots to run it as like a charity fundraiser And they gave it to people in the office and like Cody got like peer pressured into it I think they had like one more slot, and they're like just do it and he is the most peer questionable guy we got oh yeah Has he been training yes, okay?

He's been also Putting off the donation side of it and then just like begging for donations So I mean it's like serious if you commit to you gotta do it Yeah, one of the better things to get a lot if you're pressured into He's been showing his nipples a lot of the stories and his toes fair enough in the office Mmm also two-year anniversary for Your Dylan to no way that's been two years. Oh my god how time flies Also two year anniversary for You're Dillon Too. No way, that's been two years?

Oh my god how time flies. You're Dillon Too. I am Dillon. Yeah that's good. Me and Danny and Kyle, where were we going? Cubs game? Like the Rasco Village Fest. It was me, you and Lance.

Okay and we laughed for four hours straight. It was the first time we saw it. Yeah, he like watched on the train. We watched it the best Hey restart it restart I'm Dylan, nice to meet you. You're Dylan too? I'm Dave. You too, man. I'm Dylan, nice to meet you. You're Dylan too? I'm Dave. I'm drunk. I'm Dave, I'm drunk too. Oh, it's too good. We're gonna, you know what, we gotta do the White Sox save draft.

Moments? Yes, we're gonna do it. It's hard. I feel bad, like he's a changed man. I feel bad ragging at him sometimes if he's just gonna be like, yeah I yeah I thought like what happened the reason I would get so mad before is like he would never just be like yeah My bad to be like what that's not my fault. It's your fault idiot. Yeah, but no there's been some funny moments Big time that should be like your last ever snake draft Surprised him with it. What's up? Well? He wouldn't be on yeah, he couldn't be on it

I was thinking who'd be the guest well no he would take like him throwing the fastball. Yes, like cool moments. Yes him beating Jared For sure, that's fine. I Interviewed him like a therapist almost like got his whole All the big dramas and like things from his life for a thing I ended up never doing and he's got got some non-parcel crazy fucking, what the fuck, crazy stories. Donnie was the office therapist in the New York office, did a video series.

Yes. Oh yeah. And you wrote, yeah, you said the therapist on the door, but you spelled it wrong. Yes, so it said the re-rapist. The worst villain in the world. Oh no, there he is. Again.

I'm not visiting him. Nice try. Yeah, short-lived series. I think I had you in my office. Really? Yeah, and then I had KB in my office and I was trying to help him talk to girls. It was crazy, people would tag me.

Look at me now. Look at him now. That was when I called in, who did I call in? The Bruins fan, who's the diehard Bruins fan in the New York office Marina? We chopped it up yeah What did you two talk about Well like I was just on oh no you and Marina I was just using her as like a letter one now so that like

KB's been known to code switch when talking to female If we link after 10 p.m. Don't play dumb 10pm don't play dumb. Baseball season is heating up. We love going to the ballpark with friends grabbing a dog and a Mountain Dew. Brandon are you going to the White Sox game with the Chicago boys this weekend? Sure am. Okay, well Mountain Dew will be there. Nothing goes better with a ballgame and hanging with your friends than the refreshing citrusy kick of Mountain Dew I've grown up on it. I think it's the best Beverage in the world in the morning afternoon or night. I love Mountain Dew

I love the flavors and the new cans are Beautiful they make me want to go spend time on a mountaintop or a beach But I guess they are kind of more mountainy. Yeah, oh yeah great design Baja blast is the beach one That's where I want to be Good stuff. You know the main ingredient Mountain Dew. What's that what they say adventure? No, it's orange Can you toss me one actually presenting camp coming up soon. Oh, yeah. I'm getting excited for Camp.

Yes. Barstow right around the corner, brought to you by Mountain Dew. I'm shocked they're letting people fly there this year. Well, there's no bus, I don't think. Yeah, that's crazy. Shout out Mountain Dew for hooking us up with flights. Yeah, I think I'm still gonna drive.

I enjoyed the drive. I liked looking around. It was exciting to see hills stop with a quick trip I'm gonna shirt I'll never forget Stephen Che was sitting behind me on the bus ride there and out of nowhere He turns the window he goes whoa, and I'm thinking oh this is like gonna be at the bare minimum like a flock of horses He's like that's my dental insurance companies building You would have thought you just saw like a volcano I never seen it before didn't know they're out here in Wisconsin same

Tweet somewhere out there makes you think Have you been getting wet this summer KB? I know Nick said he hasn't gotten wet once See what bend of the Maybe not I went to the beach and Travel a bunch and now I have not okay even going to the beach and pull you didn't get one. I stayed wet. There's nothing really to do once you get in But I think once you get wet it's easier to keep getting wet Hmm, yes, what you break the break the wet barrier getting wet again is no problem at all Very true. I wouldn't mind being wet right now. Tell her that

Boy, do I have a show for you? Tell her that boy do I have a show for you? Have you been to secrets oh yeah Wait Of course I used to run that shit all day all night type of deal So you wouldn't I've never even been to Ocean City, Maryland. I don't know what's in that town It's just secrets. Yeah It's all I do. It's like a complex too, right? It's like yeah

Massive I did a bachelorette party there indoor outdoor water. Yeah, they're too noisy You can pee right at your bar seat. Are they winning? They're up 10, but either they're too noisy Is this the national title game or is this the I go go walking and yell, but we're doing a fucking show. Shh, shh. Go unplug the Xbox. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Is this the Natty? I don't think so. I think it's the first playoff.

It's his first round. Yeah. Against Ole Miss. And they didn't even get the buy. That sucks. Every now and then you just hear somebody say lock in. It's been like that for 48 hours. They were not going to do it. They were locked in by now.

26 motherfucking seasons. When does like your coach have to retire? 30. You get 30. Oh really? Yeah. I didn't Yeah, no that so then they're fucked So then they start to start over with Akron again. I think God They they'll know they just lose the challenge. Yeah, I think I think so sometimes you just don't win Even you I don't win all the time. I go years without winning.

Come on now. You went five for seven on vacation. That's true. I did go five for seven. That's pretty good batting average. That's insane, dude. Yeah. That's a year's worth. I know. I'm not even considering it until at least like September.

Yeah. You come to that card show Saturday? I think I am. I was just talking to Maresh. Yeah, I think I'm going to come up there. It's just south of Milwaukee, right? That's right. You should stop by Jim and Steve's on the way back.

Wouldn't mind it. Well, that's what we'll set up then. We'll have a day. Oh, I have a birthday party, a kid's birthday party, with a reptile show Saturday. I wonder if... Oh, it's gotta be, right? I wonder if it's him.

He said he has a heart out at one, but he could come for the first hour Just does Tommy know what animals he wants I Would love a lizard Okay, Tommy's Tommy's calling no He didn't he didn't answer the text so sometimes Tommy ignores me Hey, did you say what is it what it is? Hey

I did you're live on the yak What's up, Tommy hi Tommy Tommy okay, let's not play okay. Do you want to come to work tomorrow? Yeah Okay, let's not play okay. Do you want to come to work tomorrow? Yeah, all right We were thinking about getting an animal expert with like spiders or snakes or anything is there any kind of animal you'd like to see? reptiles You got it. No, maybe not snake. Well like a lizard a big one got it Tommy Well just think about it think about it and maybe text me what animal you'd like to see

Did you guys see the one that he brought to the bar so after dark airplane stream that lizard? All right What are you doing? scary than anything Ice cream. Oh, no. All right. Well, all right. All right back I don't know like for six o'clock. I gotta do I gotta do a dog walk draft No, all right well all right all right bye I Don't know like five six o'clock. I gotta do I gotta do a dog walk draft. What are you drafting? Okay, all right see you man something to miss That will fuck him up for a while no what you said you said see you know yeah, see you man. Is he moving too fast?

See you just gonna say what is it again that would Got to text him il you I Wasn't listening I Don't know about that big lizard though. What's the fucking even I hate that thing why? You know I'm talking about I'll he brought it to like It's not a cool lizard it's basically and isn't it poisonous no Yes, I love you too That's nice yeah, that was beautiful wasn't it yeah Anytime I'm saying I'm scrolling through tick tock or Twitter

And I see that big lizard ambling that big motherfucker the big Komodo. Yeah, I see him ambling towards something I get out immediately. They're venomous. I know he's about something that one bite Don't be a baby deer in front of that thing no no Don't be a grown deer in front of that don't be a deer What's that Komodo type like it can't be that bad. Yeah, it's huge. I'm trying to find it All these got a Komodo and not a Komodo But wouldn't you say it's like at least half the size of a monitor you should just do a video go into his apartment You should I would like I have asked I would like to see that. I have asked.

I would love to see his apartment. He does not want that. No. You have asked? Yeah. He didn't even take me seriously. He was like, haha, good one. What do you really want?

I don't know. Fair enough. Are you trying to pursue a friendship with Ali? More of a business relationship. We do talk though. Yeah, I can't find it. Your hue is going back to normal Danny yeah so I say you look normal today unless I'm used to you as tan or makeup I mean you see how tan big head is no one's giving him shit he's in

Lake Tahoe yeah playing golf every day that was in Chicago with a seven day long break where is 90 degrees every day whatever I'm over it Danny has a pool. He hasn't invited any of us what I know of Danny who see me Yeah, this Danny has a pool Have your own my will in my building Still it's a pool. How does your building have a pool? Mm-hmm. Do you use it? Oh, I Lie by it nobody invites me to get it. I gotta be an intern yeah, right Kb has two pools what you've got a building pool and a gym pool. He's double pooled that gym pool is way too intimidating I don't have a gym pool now

What really when you go to your gym? They have a pool there, too. Oh my Yeah, my club my club your club pool. Yeah, several at least three Damn Your triple pulled Pretty good. It's as many houses as you have Brandon. That's right, but I'm zero pooled. That's yeah, you have a pond I've like that's a like stay how close is mama to it? Oh, she's two streets over Have you swam in the your pond yet? It's a lake Johnny.

Anything over 30 acres is a lake and mine is 90 acres so it's three times that of a pond but yeah I swim in it frequently. We have a... Three times bigger than a pond doesn't sound big. It's 90 acres and threshold for Lake Dum is 30 acres. We have a floating pad. Okay. You know what I'm talking about? I don't know what they call it. Yeah.

But I call it a big floating pad. That we pull, I pull it out to the middle of the lake and then they just jump off of it. That sounds sweet. Yeah. Kate's tampon. Yeah. That was nice.

Gotta yank it out. Are you taking it? Yank. Are you taking that kayak there? What kayak? The one that's upstairs. Oh, oh that was my gift to Kyle for Christmas That's right. It's kind of that's Kyle's kind of who I am the kayaker. I yeah I actually want that because

KB said whoever wants it can have it's still up for grabs. You just got to pick it up Yeah, I don't really have room for it at my How and why did you take it upstairs? I didn't. Oh. People are pissed. Oh here it is. The difference between a lake and pond isn't size. Yes it is. It's if sunlight reaches the bottom. That's not, no.'re saying it was Stephanie Gomez doing that shit ain't going on I just posted a picture scroll yeah you saw that nice got a picture on which platform it was a machine gun American flag bikini oh It sounds like you guys have an action-packed show tomorrow But if you guys wanted prime mutton to stop in for 20 minutes. Yeah, fuck it. Let's come through

Mutton Tommy Walker Montana boys Bader swinging through oh we got the yeah, let's do it fuck it guy That Hank jumped into he said it was 20 degrees in Dallas and the pool I think was 14 degrees. Oh, my. All right. Well, Tiffany, he jumped out. He was freezing. You threw him the towel. We're gonna walk through the house here. Gorgeous house, by the way, Tiffany. Fucking amazing. I know gorgeous designs to your friends. there's a lot of laughing and everything. Hank comes around here, he slips, and then boom. That's right where it happens, right there. That's where they meet happen.

You can see there is a little spot there. There's a little, it's a little bit of a mismatch. Now Tiffany, did he pay for any of it? Did he help paper? I don't think that's a fair to answer. Okay. If you want to show us the special thing that you have in your closet, this is for Tiffany.

Is there anything back here that we shouldn't see here? Is there anything? There's nothing. Okay, here we go. I know, it's a weird place to have a father. No, it's a gorgeous house by the way, everybody. Look at this bathroom, look at the... Man, that's like... It's really we're just and there it is. Oh wow

And you know what I'm gonna get a better frame for you know what Hank you blew Wow damn beautiful house yeah Stunning that in Texas Yeah in Texas yeah impressive then huh was that she have that pre-play to have a house like that in a down in Texas in Dallas Dallas I think has cheap home a lot of nice houses they got all that oil money I mean she has money Randy you gotta get a house in Texas. Hell yeah. Yeah, I got one. Where are your properties now? Two here and one in Mississippi.

Wow. So when you moved up here you kept the place in Mississippi or did you recently buy a place in Mississippi? When my dad died I inherited it by buying it. And is it a? He was friendly enough right before he died to take out a reverse mortgage that I then had to pay back to get the house back in the family. So no, I have that. So did you overpay? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, but just sitting there. I need what's the dimensions of the house?

Oh, it's just a nice little three-bedroom two-bath ranch. Just a good solid solid family home down there, Mississippi My grandfather built it in 1970 and it's on family land so I couldn't let it just go so now I'm just holding it till I figure out what to do with it. I don't want to live in it yet Can you have somebody live in it down there? I? Don't really have any body. I know cuz I have to fix it up, and I don't really want to sink money into it right now AirBnb, I think you'd get a lot of yak fans. I would just be like oh, we're gonna stay in Brandon Walker's ranch That's the problem I would get a lot of yak fans and say I'm jerking off in your old Exact conversation we had about Michael Jordan's uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're like what's your cough yeah?

Where's it? If you could jerk off anywhere in the whole world Where would it be? Probably my bedroom. Yeah. Always, yeah. And nobody could see it, nobody could see it. The whole world stops, it'll never be seen anywhere. And it's just you and blank.

Probably Wrigley Field. Really? That pose's not clear to me. I have a friend. I'm like, what am I doing? I gotta get home. I have a friend who jerked at a Wrigley Field, actually. Come on.

What? I swear to God. Wow, details. Bathroom? That's just disgusting. No, I'd wanna do it out by the ivy. Into a prof. What got him so horny and why did he tell people? Come on He was working Is he a baseball player no Sometimes yeah, I'm working at Wrigley

This one in there handicapped stall and took care of business. And then he told you about it. Completely acceptable. No, it's not acceptable. No. At work? When you're on the job, how many of you at work have you ever jerked off here, Donnie? Nobody jerks off at work.

Not here at all. I jerked off at the last office. Donnie. Why? Not the one here, the one in New York. We got that. But at what point, and why were you so hard up, you had to jerk off at work? I was just really hungover and sometimes jerking off like help.

You gotta milk a little. You couldn't have it at home before you get into the office? God damn second. No, I was in the office for the whole day. It was a long work day. Oh man. And I was hungover and I needed a release. You just went to a stall or did you go to the... A handicapped stall.

Whew. Was anyone present? I made sure to clean up everything Was this was anyone present? I assumed so I think I don't know I man I don't know the exact time people are still about to have a field Was it surviving bar still weak at least? I don't I don't think so It was not a regular thing I just I think jerking off at work is way worse than Yeah, that's yeah. No is it less than fucking at work

Weirdly yeah, yeah Way way more so I think yeah, I take it where you can get it handle food No, okay, it's not handle food. Okay, then that's cranked it was he the mascot He was not Clark. Okay. I don't think Clark was around back then why did he um? Tell you yeah I'll tell the guy that has to talk every day who covers Chicago sports It was like a let's let's share the jerk off stories. So you were in that moment. Okay? that has to talk every day. Who covers Chicago sports.

It was like a let's share the jerk off stories. Oh you were in that moment. Yeah. Okay. It's an intimate moment. Yeah, we went around the table kind of thing. And when it was your turn? You don't have to share.

Mine's not that bad. But one guy sent an airplane, is that bad? It's Che did it. Che. Really Che? You gotta have it that bad that you. Yeah, I always think I can get really horny, but there must be levels to it. Yeah Yeah, I'd imagine chaise baseline is my about to burst a blood vessel have to get one off Has this office been jerked off in yes had to a a million percent. Yeah, I just saw a car dangden I don't think he was here. Oh, I thought it was during surviving bar. I thought he was at the house. He was at oh, okay

Okay, okay, who did mincy? Actually, that's what Francis believes he caught he's watching pardon mincy says he was listening. Yeah There's a big difference actually You think someone's banged in this office probably I would guess original New York office. Yes, I would say Second one not sure this one. I don't know man. Just try to bring a date. Yeah to the second one Yeah, yeah, I would say someone got a little hot and heavy after all-american rejects. Maybe you would say yeah probably Do you mean we got we got us no smokes right and it there's been couples here Yeah

Do you think anyone is like brought like a chick here on like a Friday or Saturday night? Take specifically to fuck not yeah to be like hey I'm not a fuck I want to give you a tour of my office And then they're just showing off the office and then one thing leads to another I Bet it's been shown off like that multiple times to a chick on a date. I don't know if it'll ever work. You know every room is bugged and has cameras.

Would that work? Where are you going? That work. Do you wanna come see the fucking golf sim? I don't know. I don't know. Probably. Kate's like yeah.

Yeah. Come check out the editing. Thinkin' of the early 20s Kate. Yeah. Think it was quite cool. Kate anything would've worked with the early 20s Kate. Yeah, I think it was True you want to see my golf clubs. Oh fuck. We're fucking now. You have a black box look at this janitor's closet Damn Clemmer got Tyronn Watson Sorry what year is he on? I don't know

But if Clemmer hits a subscriber goal he has to get rid of his best player Yeah, but the subscriber goal is where'd they start at TJ? I think 82 would be the first marker. Okay. Every thousand he goes up in difficulty every five thousand He has to drop his best player Chip Posey 5,000 he goes up in difficulty every 5,000 he has to drop his best player chip posy Love to see game time coming back. Yeah They used to have this sick arcade cabinet where you could play any single video game on it Yeah Then Brandon stole it from the office I

Missed the romper room. I do too Donnie which one was the romper room was the game time room right yes which is where that thing was oh that game we all played good remember that game we used to play oh what color was it Kate yes you know I'm talking about dig dug no it was like a silly game we'd all play in there on the team the fucking it was fun the Quip lash quip lash was fun. I actually liked that couple times right yeah, probably yeah Probably Hubert what was that game that everyone was obsessed with where once a day that man would get on the phone and be like here's the quiz question

question trivia something oh it was a trivia trivia no last year for me what was it HQ HQ Rigausky yeah that has it like a choke on what happened that was cool and then it just went away there's actually a really good YouTube video about the demise of it video because they're like the employees are very their last HQ they're so fucking hammered doing the trivia yeah but Rigausky I think let go and that was a thing huh there's something with him that happened now he'sky I think let go and that was a thing. Oh There's something with him that happened now. He's comedian. I think he's sester that Yeah, that was awesome. Yeah, he was the guy he got famous from uh reading funny books on the subway oh

There's Rogowsky The Costco boys got absolutely smoked on that post earlier by the way. What was it? See that? Let me try send it to TJ Brandon have you guys played the fantasy football best year game on a mostly? what is that you would love it to us yeah it's like head to head you each it's you have to alternate picking players from a team and whoever has the most fantasy points at the end what is what oh damn god damn that's horrible They were great people. Yeah. Who was, is that like a legitimate thing? Do they have diabetes?

Who's AF Post? It's a hard fact they're posted. Are any of you guys pre-diabetic? I'm sure. Sure, I know. I think think modern medicine we have to start treating Prediabetes as if it is What what a fucking I listen to that part. Oh. We have uh... What we got?

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In Che's defense, the default copy does say in red text, host to add personal experience with either the product or to put emphasis on their sex life. Right. So he did that for you. No, that's what I'm saying. This was an opportunity for me to go off on it and Che was able to fill it in for me.

So thank you very much Steven Che whether you're on a first date or jerking off at Wrigley Poor Costco guys. Yeah, I think He's his power behind his swing looks great big justice. Oh, he's got a good swing. Yeah, he does. Yeah, all right It'll be just fine It how how close is he to aging out of being? The cute Costco kid I feel like cusp or right soon as that voice starts to change Because he's already getting some science some some science to him well

No, I mean like grown grown Yeah, yeah person Haven't seen what the Rizler is doing recently though finally Rizler was in an ad right he's doing fashion like high fashion yeah I saw the Rizzer was in an ad for something oh it was like a travel ad he will be in a Super Bowl commercial he needs a break from school he needs to start attending the national events yeah Yeah, and being on television Right yeah, he's gonna be come part of the marvel you haven't seen enough of him and what he has to offer

Have you ever done the Rizler thing call what oh yeah, no I'm not into that can I see it no Booking did booking.com used the Rizler in an ad. Good for him. I think they now have a rule that when your kid makes money it has to go into an account for them. Some states have that law. Oh that can't be touched? Yeah, so that like a parent can't take like full advantage of the kid. It's like 11% of the earnings or something. I just watched the Piper Raquel documentary. What is that?

She was one of the first big child influencers, and then her mom developed a squad, and then cut off all the other parents, and it turns out behind the scenes, bad stuff was happening. Go figure. But the mom would hire actors to act like police to bust into the house and pretend to be arresting

for one of the kids, and the kids would be sobbing, and they'd be like, this is gonna do numbieses and the kids were like nine. It's like crazy Anyway, highly recommend. I like that. Do you think the Costco boys? The Costco boys are at all mad or bitter that the Rizler has probably passed them considerably I think naturally a little bit. I feel like they were the ones that put him on it, right? Yeah, but now he's probably bigger than they are. It's kind of like little Wayne and Drake I think naturally a little bit. I feel like they were the ones that put him on it with right now But now he's probably bigger than they are it's kind of like little Wayne and Drake Hmm Wow I feel like in this one. Yeah, that's a nice game like I feel like they help each other kind of

No, they should talk him, but I think every family dinner I think there will be a point where the Costco guys need the Rizler to prop them up And he's not gonna do it And they're gonna they're gonna be like well what what the fuck it's gonna come down to the dead So you're saying the Rizzo is more staying power. No, I think the Rizzo is more famous now Oh by a long shot. He doesn't have any staying power. It's gonna be overnight one day. It's just gonna be over I think the Rizzo has like some pretty big New York City connections Like I think his family's connected to people who think he's are kind of an in the entertainment world

Like I think he I do yeah, they're hanging out with little mozzarella AJ and big justice. Yeah Yeah, I think he's very well connected and so he's gonna be father-son duo ran by parent We ever seen the dad. Yeah, yeah all the time and more Like an average guy doesn't seem like a New York socialite is AJ wrestling by parent we ever seen the dad yeah yeah all the time and more is uh like an average guy doesn't seem like a New York socialite is AJ wrestling this week Brandon I don't know he was a rumor that it was gonna happen but I had to be honest I haven't watched AEW in a while really is it dead it's not dead I think it's doing well I think there I just haven't I just haven't been into

wrestling this summer at all. Wow. I know Jelly Roll's gonna be wrestling at SummerSlam. Really? Yeah. He is everywhere. He's omnipresent. Yeah, he's the grownup Rizla. What's up with that?

His songs are all right. You're trying to get over a catchphrase or something? It happened immediately. What's wrong with that? What's up with that? You're right though, he's more known for his appearances than his music, I feel like. I couldn't tell you, I couldn't sing you a song of his right now, but he's everywhere.

America loves like a reformed bad guy. Yeah. Inspirational, charismatic. And then he lost a lot of weight too, so that's inspirational on top of- Him and his wife have a good story. Was his wife a former escort? Escort, yeah. Yes. Mm-hmm. What separates them?

Uh-huh, go ahead. When does the title become escort instead of cheaper term? Is it a price point? Yeah, I think it's a price thing. And I think it's are you in a car or are you in a hotel room and how much is the hotel room too? Yeah, a prostitute will do it anywhere, anytime, an escort's gotta be arranged in a hotel room and how much is the hotel room too? Yeah, a prostitute will do it anywhere, anytime, and escorts gotta be arranged in a hotel room.

Do you think they rack up points? Does an escort come to you? I think escort might come to you, but that's the opposite of what the definition of escort is. Right, they'll take you, I feel like escorts have menus. Yeah. Like nice menus.

Yeah. Right. like nice menus. Yeah, right Papyrus I've made the jump to bigger towels, and I kind of recommend it oh How what size double the size of a standard towel? I have this Too big fucking towels now almost beach towel is way bigger and bigger than beach now it's so big and now I can't get enough of it where'd you get that giant towel I looked up giant towels we got to the bottom of that you only dry off with them or do you do wrap yourself you can use them more often without having to

wash them do you do you use different pieces of it or you just kind of use the whole thing how long does it wasn't dry haired to field more questions Brought it up Now I just dry off with it Are you sad you missed out on the towels that you wear? What does that mean you know those like kids who wear them and they have like hoods and stuff Oh kids are wearing them as a good fashion. That was a thing for a minute like Harry cloth shirts Yeah, my kids have alligator head towels. Yeah

cool I'm an I have a hot towel take I like that I think big thick fluffy towels actually aren't that great They don't do a good. They're not very absorbent thin towels are actually better That's just the poor person you're talking yep I just learned that the like the flat part of towels, the non towel part, is like a scientific purpose. Why? It's not just decoration. Is it to hang? I don't know it's for like drying. I have a friend who like invented towel like he thought he invented towel shorts and we were like this is gonna be the next big thing we made a bunch of

prototypes but then I looked online there actually are a fair amount of companies selling them to was it for like swimming No, it's something to put on after the shower there. Oh, they're incredible Shorts towels, but they do kind of like one fifth of a robe prevent fraying. Oh boy I almost bought a towel dress the other day That would it's got like an elastic band and after the shower you just pull it on up So you don't have to wrap the towel around yourself So then you don't have to worry about being in front of your window Sounds awesome a little I know I might do it right now

Welcome on you did that do you guys do you guys pull the like close the blinds and all that stuff if you're getting changed you just kind of Do what it do that's not even related to towels really I mean yeah if you're taking a towel off you're in change, right I just Depends where your room is I guess if it's like yeah like a clear shot to the street our bathroom is high I have a high bathroom Don't think anybody's looking at my high bathroom. Hey Stephen, do you I? Mean same with Brandon. I'm on the second floor, so it's no no no no pretty high

Pretty damn high. I'm not on the second floor. What floor are you on there? Yeah? Wow, yeah, brother you got a jacuzzi No, but after after last week's vacation the vacation house had one I think I probably will have one by the end of the month. Yeah, there was It was some kind of a life-changing thing outdoor the one down there was outdoor. Yeah, no, I don't You're a man who you like luxury It's it's once you get a taste of it. It's kind of nice What's the what's the one thing you splurge on the most?

Thing I splurge on the most? Tesla? Yeah, I mean that's like definitely the first thing that I ever bought was a car. Did you have buyer's remorse? Yeah, I sold it. Every time I buy something. Yeah.

I sold it. You don't have that? Oh, you sold it. What do you have now? Cadillac? That sounds hot. It's the least Yeah, but you also have another Cadillac. Yeah What you have two Cadillac got a baby blue Cadillac ahead?

91 baby blue even 91 baby blue Cadillac. I should drive it. Yes. I should drive that more actually that's cool That's really fucking cool. I know the AC is out so well then yeah It's hard to drive with no AC And this yeah, absolutely Have you ever been to kangaroo I don't think I have no tell me more not missing much no Have you guys ever done a float down a river where? This is where you don't even get started. Buddy, the heck. Hey, you're up. Hackers. Name a river. I've duped it.

Are there any ones I can do within two hours of Chicago? Almost certainly. Actually, a bunch of people, a bunch of stoolies hit me up. There's a ton. Fox River, I think. Yeah. You can do it. There's a bunch around here.

Love to go for a good float. Is it wrong? I kind of think those are a little overrated You'd rather be on like a yacht or something, but Yeah, the uneven ground is like when you can't like when you got a like paddle and shit Paddle if you ever been in one with on even water Tube we're talking inner tubing inner tube. I know I'm aware Like when it's white water rafting or something. No, I've been to one in the Ozarks actually and Like it was just an uneven

Float does that make sense? No like the current wasn't strong in certain spots. So you're wasn't strong in certain spots Yeah, so it forced you to do a lot of paddling. exactly yeah, that's a no you don't do you take you say I don't care how long this takes even if I'm moving You kind of pinball off the sides you use like yeah, no this wasn't like that Maybe that's the Ozarks. It's a bad river Yeah, cuz you love lazy rivers Eddie so I figured you'd be a big float guy, too I thought I would enjoy it too, but it was not There's a working river. Yeah, it was not what I was looking for

I will say once you do one on a big tube with a bunch of people where the middle is like mesh where you can Get in and out that's tougher to go back to the small tube but That's what I did Shit Duke is turning into these guys worst enemy Where they at. It was Duke that beat them

in the national championship game earlier. So is this the playoffs or what? This, I believe, is the quarterfinals of the playoffs. So this should be the round of eight. Oh my goodness, Duke's a monster. Duke beat him in the national championship game last year to end their dreams. Tate hasn't been the one playing in the

past few hours right? I think Tate comes in like when they get to this point. T-Bob told me Tate like really hasn't even played this game before he keeps calling it like an Xbox even. Oh well he's playing it now I think. I think that's it in his hands. I was watching him yesterday he called the same defense every single play. Yeah, that's that's troubling Yeah, little sleep deprived give him a break yeah, yeah, I This t-bob getting it no no none of them are good at it. I'm not good at it like it's It's harder this year than it was last year, but I'm still hard. It's hard to believe they're gone 48 hours. Just lose. Just just just throw in the towel. Just say we couldn't do this

one. Just be a fucking loser. Touchdown. Did they throw 78? Huh? Uh, can I tell you about a huge boxing event this weekend? Mm-hmm. Talk of Serano. That's what I think I'm talking about. Talk of Serano, baby. Talk of Serano. When I say this weekend, TJ is right. I mean tomorrow.

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Yeah, I met Serrano once really she's a delight everybody's a delight Kate true until they're in the One was awesome. I assumed Taylor Serrano to was also good because they're getting together for the third All right TJ you want to get the wheel of spinning Me I was Friday Mars Friday. It sounds like we have a a packed house. A loaded show. A Creamer guy? Yeah, tomorrow night me and the Creamer guy are hosting a joint meet and greet at the Guinness Brewery in Chicago. I have never met this guy or talked to him in person.

But he was like, I'm doing a meet and greet. Do you want to be involved? It's a good link up opportunity. Yeah. Just straight to the meet and greet. Yeah. I'll be also meeting him for the first time. He calls his fans the Muttonistas. The Muttonistas.

Yeah, good afternoon, Muttonistas. Enjoy and embrace. Yeah. Eddie, I was listening to an old episode of something and you brought up that Chief had Irish exited you guys at a baseball game Yes, wondering if this was a popular move in the group or an acceptable move We said it wasn't I think that's a crazy move was I there that's a crazy Oh, if you're just with like a small group of people it was literally just it was me White Sox

Dave Chief and Danny Lance. Yeah, he just didn't Irish go by this. Yeah Yeah, cuz at one point you're gonna have to be like, yeah, where are you? We're leaving. We're worried Yeah, his excuse was he went to go say hi to someone and then he just never came back. So it's like Wasn't an Irish goodbye. Did he did he text like hey guys? So he stayed within the stadium area Irish Yeah, so he was in the stadium, but then he exited with them So it's that's if you don't even you got to send a text yeah Yeah, for sure often the Irishness cuz we waited the seats were like maybe he's getting a hot dog a beer or something

No, tax no calm nothing Recall if you're at a larger event. I think it's okay to Irish Exit. Yeah. Yeah, four people. Because the goodbye takes too long. Yeah. Right, four people? You can't do that, Brandon. Well, Eddie, there's where I disagree with you.

And I don't even like the term Irish Exit. If I'm somewhere and I get the urge to leave, I'm gonna fucking leave. And sometimes I just do it. Sometimes premeditated sometimes It's not sometimes. I'll just be sitting there in the middle of an event be like I can't be here anymore There's never a desire stronger right then to leave yeah, and to leave your best friend Such a strong desire you want to leave I the world, such forces are pulling at you

that you've gotta fucking. It's insane. Then you look up the Uber Eats menu. Oh yeah. Would you rather be reincarnated as current Justin Bieber or Justin Fields? Bieber. Bieber, I think there's a redemption arc or Justin Fields Beaver Beaver I think there's a

There's a redemption arc that he's gonna have at some point He's still gonna just have more money than God now obviously Fields good money, too But I don't know that he's ever gonna get the redemption he seeks I think he's probably peaked as a football player and an athlete It's all downhill from here, and I think Bieber might have another run or two in him. I think Bieber is... It's Bieber, but you could argue this is probably the worst Bieber has been. Right, this is completely broken.

You're buying low on Bieber. Right. But I think you could get back to heights that Fields cannot accept. Fields is healthy mentally, physically. But he's just not good enough to be a starting quarterback in the NFL. Multiple teams have shown that. And that's kind of a hell in itself. I guess he could settle into a 12- year backup role, which is not a bad job

No, is Bieber even down that bad yeah, yeah, there's rumors that he's in massive debt Yeah Crazy cuz he canceled his tour and like that he owes all his money to his Been sending very cryptic They're calling those rumors clickbait, but he also launched like a clothing brand today that people think is to try and recoup that Okay, cuz a lot of clips. I see they're like beavers crashing out It's just because there's like a TMZ guy in his face when he's just trying to walk to his car. Yeah It's more like the message is right. Yeah, forget what he's saying, but yeah I've seen videos of concerts recently or it's like fucked up on Substances. Oh, I thought he was clean

He is dirty found God Feel bad. There's not enough. I feel like some of guys who just Responsibly do drugs. I feel like I know these and it comes in famous people when his defense He's had a pretty good run for like child star. Yes Had famous people I feel like are either completely sober or Like have a serious drug problem and like have to keep on going to rehab. Yeah Yeah, like who's a famous guy that like stole you know dabbles with drugs and drinks, but like does it responsibly Seth Rogen? Seth Rogen came to mind for me to Seth Rogen like you it's he's just like obsessed with you. It's gotta be more than weed

Yeah, he's like 14 year old smoking weed for the first time Like who? Who has a Drake? He's got to do drugs. Yeah, I'm sure plenty of yeah, he does it. He's like I took half a Xan Maybe he does 30 seconds till I land so I think yeah, I think Drake does drugs responsibly He's the best He's the best So Drake of him yeah

Cuz even Charles machine gun Kelly is sober now, but he gave up food. He just water He's just I don't really eat anymore Did he say that yeah, I yeah, yeah, just don't eat Who looks like they still have fun with booze and drugs I mean probably most you Even Lindsay Lohan's clean now, I think it's a bummer Even Lindsay Lohan's clean now, I think it's a bummer It gets to I think when you become that famous you're like, okay now I can't risk losing this all to like one bad, you know One bad blackout. So like that's what like might motivate them to get sober. Hey, you don't want to do the Emil Hirsch

What's the Emil Hirsch? He was like blacked out like a Hollywood event and I think allegedly or punched like a major studio producer in the face Who was a girl? I was gonna say it was like Harvey Weinstein. You know you probably deserved it. Yeah, it's on Look, it's a crazy story not Not great. Not great. Can't do that. All right, you wanna get that wheel spinning? Get the wheel, yeah.

Me and Nick do have our date planned, and I have a plan. Good. Do you wanna say it? No, it's top secret. Well, thank God you said that. I'm picking them up in my car on Monday morning. Pre-ac. Vanny has to come to you.

Are you getting food? Oh, it's been so long. You guys kept teasing it, that's why. And Nikola. It's been so long and I kinda like it. Damn it. Should we bring Tate in here to check on the game? Somebody in. Yeah. Kadeek maybe? Get a report from... Is Tate not playing?

Is Nick gone? A white boy, Greg. Kadeek! Nick had a look. Kadeek! Hey Kadeek, come here. If Duke scores a touchdown and they score a touchdown, you going for two? What's going on in there? What's uh what's going on in there? Alright never mind You're on the wet wheel sorry yeah, you've been scammed you're on the wet wheel

word Yeah, actually he was just feel like he just run and keep running until he got to Lake Michigan Podcast what I don't either but whatever just get get the wet way already unless did Nick leave. Yeah seems as if okay pull the Brandon Dipping Lake Michigan would be more enjoyable than a shower at the office In all your clothes though Are you touching in Lake Michigan? I think that would still be more enjoyable than a close shower And you got a walk back here or worse get in the car We saying to the Montana boys tomorrow

What what are we saying to the Montana boys? I don't know we're saying anybody You confirm my Ali right Ali from noon to 1 yeah, let me let me as soon as we get off I'm gonna have a real conversation with Tommy, and then we'll have a real conversation. I'll have a real conversation with you Okay, I can't wait Dante was saying there was two when I was looking online. There's three Montana boys He says there's two I think there's I thought there was like four it must have been fallout It must have been fallout Got it teach

There we go Should we take Nick off Oh what a touchdown. Oh my god. Eddie! Go Eddie. Have the Beach House people have been in like a group chat? Yeah. Seems like there's like a little bit of a calm before the storm. Yeah, we were just talking yesterday about all the travel and what not. Any alliances being formed?

Can't tell you that. Is anyone panicking? Like, I don't know if I have it in me. Nah. You wanna vote somebody off real quick? Nah. People have been quiet, Kyle. Strategically quiet.

Has anybody been like, fake tan? Have you seen photos of the house? No. Have you? No. I've heard heard just it's a normal Jersey Shore house. Nothing crazy. Mm-hmm two-minute walk from the beach Things gonna be fun. Did you hear the loser has to make out with tape? Really? Yeah, I know there was winners and losers the beach. I'm there is now I've been known to take advantage of people. Like you said earlier in the show.

Yeah. Hm. Wow. Wow, that was so followed by that sound. I know. Not really. That was stark as hell. The sound of you every time Kate locks eyes with a guy

from across the room. That's what Pat hears every time I come home from work. Pat, I'm horny It's the sound of my bra on All right, you've never done it right Danny shot up Well has he really never done it never done it, right Danny? Shut up. Has he really never? He's never done it. Never done it is an interesting way to phrase it.

Never gotten it. So Danny's never done it? No. Danny's never been what? Lookie. Oh haters are. Oh, damn it. Uh oh. Let's go Danny. What happened over there there I think they're moving on all

right seven game series here my finals you worried about your tan streaking off yeah man if he gets doesn't do that with a hand going everywhere there you go that's one I don't my memory doesn't serve me up a wet che. Anybody got a wet che in their memory? Yeah. I've been one plenty of times. OK.

All right. What are we at? Pete a couple times. 2-0. 2-0 me. Oh, 4-0 is a sweep, and that is peeing yourself. That's not going to happen, though. Was Titus the last P we had? and that is being yourself. That's not gonna happen though.

Was Titus the last P we had? No. Again. Doug, Doug. Oh Doug, that's right. I tried pissing for him. We had to wrap him up in the trench. Yeah. Applesauce P?

Yeah, applesauce P. We won. You won that. Danny, you don't seem to know how to react to this wheel. I, yeah I don't seem to know how to react to this wheel I yeah, I don't We too can he can he fight back Can he fight back TJ did you get a wet and late coma? Oh

Hide up I feel check is it right to change? Hello It's orange See even back there, I thought he and I am oh yeah, did you go first swim in that lake? Yes many times Took a boat out Beautiful Lake there you go Danny fantastic Lake super deep whitex Dave says it's overrated though. Yeah, well That's okay. So is it really cold? Like 1200 feet deep in the middle damn KB would know scary. Yeah, is that deep for a lake?

Yeah, I don't know Stan. It sounds really it is very deep Lake bike call I believe is the deepest lake is that right how deep does your lake it correct? crater Lake in the US about Ten to twelve feet okay. Yeah, you got like a giant pool. I feel like Lake deeps not scary like ocean deep is I wouldn't mind being Lake deep You wouldn't want to be like I don't want to be ocean deep um you can put me out in the middle of superior in a tube God, I love the ocean Lake Superior is the stormiest lake gets a little dangerous. Yeah, Lake Michigan only gets 922 feet deep That's still a lot. Yeah, no it is very deep. Wow. Thank you, Katie. It's good. Good thing. We had you here

Today yeah, all right. Yeah pumps. It's a lot of fun. Yeah, I'm excited. We know Chal knows Randy Charles Goodwin who Godwin. Yeah Mm-hmm anything you from him or me Hit me. I got a connect. I got a connect. Oh, sorry you oh you have a connect. Yeah Ed Ed warm oh yeah, no Ed warm man big who's your mad man? No, but he's a big he touched me recently to meet you yeah So he's he hooked me up with some good tickets. I'm taking spider today once kid McMahon coming in here whenever you guys want He's free man. He's actually up back in back in the Hamptons

Oh, you think Dylan will be at performing at when he said he smoke out that'd be beautiful on the anniversary Yeah, what is it Dylan Scott Dylan Scott? Hey, did you go to Sandcastle as a boy? Mm-hmm what the fuck fucking Kenny Kenny would that's not a water park. Oh, no. I went to the great wolf lodge Still that's a lot of sandcastle settlers cabin What? cabin what were you exclusive to one waterpark yeah did great well Fodges the

best is idle wild yes thank God yeah they go there was that the champion I wasn't a big waterpark I was all I was very self-conscious about my weight as a kid so I never took my you were a jock because you were a big jock little fat fuck yeah I was in your weight still am superpower that is true now. I make my shirt off all the time How does it make you feel that kids have swim shirts now I?

Was I will say I was never a swim shirt. I had a swim shirt if you want no that's become a thing recently I don't I didn't know that I don't know I don't like it Kids should just be confident their own skin., you know? Mm-hmm, yeah. Right, Brandon. Were you a fat kid, Brandon? No, I was rail skinny. Really? I was awful to look at.

When did you put on some weight? Like 27, 28. Started getting up to about, I didn't pass 200 pounds until I was 25, 26. Wow. And then I got, damn, close to 300. You look good. I will say, you were standing in the gambling cave., you some you some nice calves. Thank you very much

I'm a big calf guy. Thank you. Appreciate that I analyze calves and ankles and knees you want to get down in there really get a look at him or Who has good knees? I've got a horrible knees like it's more so like the the width of the knee into the to the Muscle ratio as dr. Ned Miller guys that looks like a NFL player That's dr. Ned Miller What's his face he's always in Rogers yeah Dr. Ned well they're playing Bama is that Bama they're playing down there and the championship nope Justin Tucker oh

Although 26 years in they unlock something Steven swimming Yeah, what is he doing? Look how wet he is is he Jay hit it tell you might come out here. I'm in here do a little spin It's just the lighting is not good in there you're wearing dark colors. Nay, nay. Oh, do the Bernie. Thank you. Like, all too? I'm Cain. I'm Trump. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Yes, time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap It's the Yak!

It's the Yak! Go watch all the streams and never turn your computer off again. Alright, love you guys, see you tomorrow, bye.