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Episode Date: July 25, 2025

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The count for the complete mess. Bet you didn't notice. No, that's not what I'm saying. All of this stuff. No. Is that Shania Twain? It is Random mission I twin every one one no what like like set like a crush Did you ever make the starting five? I was never a big Shania Twain guy I'm more of a blonde guy than a brunette. How many one ones have you had in your life?

four hit me oh Yeah, they're they're oh they're wide-ranging Okay, can I get can we guess give us the genre and the year? Music this is a great question music modeling slash acting okay Let's see Lisa Bonet Do we share one one are we Esco brothers that are wonderful whoa I I don't know No swimsuit model and Swimsuit model music swimsuit model no no

describe four different people ah You never dipped into porn for your one one. No, that's a weird one. That's a creepy move No, but it's also like dude with a no everyone one is She is confined to your Beating off yeah, you should one one all right I don't think I ever dipped all the way, but Jenna Jamison got as close as you she was close to a one one for you As close as you could get I can see that with you all right Speak your piece brother

Pop dole no it was when I was 12 years old in 91 it was more. It was young Mariah Carey, okay? Then it was Tyra Banks, okay, ooh good one I carry okay, then it was Tyra Banks. Okay. Ooh good one Then it was Elisha Cuthbert from 24 great one Wow From from the TV show 24 next door and the girl next door Those were those were the first three and then Kate Upton was the last one before I decided I'm too old to have one Wow Good run. Yeah, do you think it's Hillary banks? Narrowly missed the list you think it's possible for someone to be Britney or Shania over Britney Spears in the late 90s Oh, yeah, if you were if you were more yeah, I could've been adult. Thanks. Yeah adult or mature

Yeah, or even just country like if Brittany never did it for me. No, that's crazy No, she was never even close to the one one conversation She was never my one one and I think I might have been more of a Christina guy Jessica. So really first one. Yeah, Jessica Now that's that's Pam Anderson's Pam Anderson's my one one I think Jessica Simpson's the perfect one one boots are made for walking videos the greatest video of all time Well, that's Patsy Klein. Well, well, I'm saying Jay Simpson. Okay, my one one Patsy Klein nice Also that might not be Patsy Klein. No, I don't know who's saying that Shania Twain she had that crazy swap with her husband what her husband banged the nanny what lane and then

What line? And then they got divorced and she married the nanny's ex-husband. Oh, whoa, they switched it out Those oftentimes work out really well. They're still together. Yes. Yeah still been I think one of the Yankee swaps work. Yeah. Yep Oh, yes, it was no lopsided. No one worked for one pair. Oh, that's that's not they traded wives And one stayed forever. Yeah, Hulk Hogan kind of did that He he dated his His daughter's friend and then his wife dated a 20 year old that looked like their son. But wait, the girl he dated looked a lot like his daughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He cheated on his wife, they got divorced, then the wife was like, I'll one up you, I'm gonna hook up with a guy who looks like our son

Our nannies the most often fucked by husbands like are they the most I think secretaries are coworker okay, yeah, yeah any co-worker Shout out astronomy so those were my four I'm Ryan carry the entire back something okay, I think I'm Ella P. Cruz in mind for a little bit no way Are we going around the room for one once Cuz i don't know i had something i have to think about i think mine is just pamela anderson i don't really know If i ever got another one one just like that you like enhancement huh i like kate back i didn't understand That it was enhancement at the time sure i was like those are natural yeah Incredible how do they like those so perky were you devastated to find out though? Yes, right? I still can't yeah tell

Che I'd like to hear your one. What your first one one? mmm Derek Brooks, yeah first first ever or I was a first ever first WWE Deborah Oh Sable Deborah Sables up there Sable was up there. I don't I don't know Deborah Stacy Keibler Deborah's a wild one Deborah was Steve Austin's wife and Seymour Michaels wife and a lot of people

Oh That was why cuz it's Steve's no You're Deb Deborah was your that's a crazy. I did like Deborah. I was I did like Deborah Deborah was pretty yeah, I liked her too, but one one There's a conversation That's about so when she's there Trish is also there and it's hard to get to Deborah when Trish is there Right well you can't you can't yuck another man's one one. They see keepers also. I also have a You can't yuck another man's one one. They see keepers also. I also have a staff gone Stephen after was on That's crazy to is the woman in the bye bye bye video Kim Smith. I believe oh, I love it. That's fantastic I I had oh I had oh like maybe a month thing with the the black chick from news radio

Oh, yeah, he was one one for a minute pull her up for a minute Hillary banks again I must say that she's gotta be a lot of people's one one I could see you being a Tara Reid guy. That was my one one That's too trashy the voice was terrible American Pie era What was her name? Yeah? What was her name? Such a ridiculous cast. Yeah, it's such a wow what an under it really was a good show It's such a while. What an under it really was a good show Steven root was the best part of that Tara read huh? Yeah, I loved I could see that for you ed the tongue tornado

So you liked like you were kind of more than like the girls gone wild kind of oh, yeah Trashy is for Joe France if Joe Francis it offered you a job you would have taken it okay? What about fellas? I know you like Billy Bob Thornton Prince Harry Harry was my original one. And then John Henson of Talk Soup. I was so in love with him. I was like, that is the handsomest man I've ever seen. I used to have a crush on Conan. Yeah, look at him. He's so handsome. I was obsessed.

And this is odd, too, but Viggo Mortensen. That's not odd. That's not odd. Hey, what's going on? Not that they're related, but kind of name a littleensen. That's not odd. Oh my god. That's not odd. Hey, what's going on, not that they're related, but kind of name a little bit. What's going on with Pedro Pascal? He just touches people? He's got anxiety, so he gets to touch people.

It's been known that he- Pretty famous, right? Yeah. But now he's really touching people. But his anxiety, the only way to cure his anxiety is to just grow people? Is that what he said? What? He says he needs to touch to like calm down

I believe and I want to slander usually I mean this is we're getting so The only way I can get rid of my anxiety is someone sucking my dick. Yeah My penis touch away. I'm nervous is it men and women he's touching or is this one think it's just women It's also I think and they're touching him. We're straight. I don't know that's the big clip. Okay. I'd be careful duck Okay, I don't know what time about what I don't know it seems like a touchy subject It's wait, but we could talk about him have it we talk about the fact that he's touching these people Oh, why is he doing that nervous anxiety? I don't know why but he's touching them. That's we're watching that That's weird what the fuck I don't know why he doesn't recent clips

He has clips from this recent press tour there is no dude She's pregnant with Paul That's that's face all looks fat was so I that looks like when quigs does it is that AI that's that all looks like AI That can't be true. Okay. I thought that dude was handsome. He's Pathetic Pascal Just watching those videos he's an ugly man. No no now. He looked kind of weak and he's not hot hot He's not let's shake hook on this

That's it ugly. Oh, that's your final stance. Oh card Pedro Pascal. Hey ugly. That's gotta be a I he's that's not a I though I don't think I think he's all these these happen right the kiss that one Initiation he's in every single movie. Yeah, doesn't matter. He's in it. Yeah, we didn't sign off on that either He's just all of a sudden every man shallow man Glenn Paul or like the big ones. Yeah There he is Don't touch your belly don't touch your don't touch your hand don't touch who is she in relation to him co-star She's married and pregnant with not his child. Yeah, Paul Ray, but she was like oh She was like rubbing his neck and stuff in interviews. It's been it's been

Back and guy just has anxiety Nick. I have anxiety. Yeah. Yeah get over here. What's not to touch me the whole show Yeah, this wait wait, so wait, she's touching him. Yeah It's all kind of weird It's all kind of weird. It's also weird too though because actors are like actor. They're like a little extra. Yeah. The theater kids from high school are a little. You can get away with it.

I don't know. Hmm. Brandon, how do you deal with your anxiety? You like go and buy random stuff? Yeah. Yeah, I do. And I do. Yeah. I spend a lot of money on random stuff yeah yeah I do and I I do yeah it's been a lot of money on random stuff take naps are you secure enough to be able to date like an actor I wouldn't

be able to no god no but like what if you're Josh Allen well that's different because then the actors also dating Josh Allen so they're right secure too yeah yeah that's a that's an equal power. Josh Allen isn't kissing on the big screen. No. Who's the like the actor equivalent of Josh Allen in terms of success and how respected they are. Josh Allen's wife was in a movie with Michael B. Jordan. He might be

the equivalent. Yeah. So maybe as long as the actress is with somebody who's the equivalent of you. Equivalent or less. So can't go a level above Is that what you're saying my girl can kiss Kyle if it's for a sketch She's in a movie with like Leo that's where it gets into dicey territory There's only so many Brad love in terms of respect like I don't even know if Leo is equivalent to Josh Allen Leo gets made fun of a lot no no Leo Leo's more respected more successful

than he's also on the downswing in terms of like he's deteriorating now he's basically I was one super bowl physical downswing right yeah Leo's won a Super Bowl Revenant. Bear fucked him up. Yeah. Fucked him up. I like that movie. I thought it was OK. I never saw it.

That was OK. That was our Revenant. Yeah. Nice little breakdown. 11-year-old movie. That was OK. Kyle, how was the reception been? You look incredible.

You look good. It's so different that people are going to say something, and it's going to be positive. So I'm not letting that get to my head, because I realized I've never saw someone's haircut and said oh, that's and criticized it Right. Oh, I have Whoop depends on dynamic. Yeah, yeah, you could do that easily with your headphones on doesn't look different at all. No, I Think it looks awesome. It looks really good. Okay No, I think it looks awesome. It looks really good.

Okay. It's great. And it was kind of funny upstairs with the bald stool guys here and they just went to Turkey to get hair transplants and this whole process and you're just getting wacky haircuts for fun. It'll grow back.

It's what I can do. What a slap in the face. I'm shaving half my head. Something light I can do. Yeah. I was wondering who those guys were. Cause I didn't play monster and slaw well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shaving half my head Yeah, how was the reunion with the boys great to see them yeah great to see them good guys and their hair looks great Yeah, they're local no oh one came from Canada. Oh shit. Oh that came from all over the place Austin bunch of places

It's awesome. I bumped into one of them in Austin. Yeah, yeah, they're all they're nice Canadian kids are riot man. Yeah, it's like he's the walking Like bad luck Brian like he's just always getting hosed how? How like every time something happened like Can we get him in here? Yeah, get him in yeah? I want to hear this guy if he gets hosed all the time He's like always like I feel like I got hold you can go grab any yeah I would love it expresses that he just got hoed. Yeah Oh, I got hoed go grab him Steve or Brian you're looking for Apollo

Apollo just Paulo no Apollo Paulo yes, Frank Harrow any Paulo or black person here. I've heard about this dude. Yeah, he's a character He is dude. He is all of these guys have to be characters to sign off to go to the Middle East to get surgery For with want on and why socks and why socks they might have a big? contest or a person in season 2 Mr.. C. No No way Alex Crusoe? Yeah, he might come too.

Wait, Mr. C is going to do it? He was very, he had a lot of questions. Is he worried though? Like what if it affects, remember Joe Buck? Got like the throat issue? Hair transplants? Oh is that? Yeah, remember? He almost lost his voice? How did that even happen? Cause of the hair transplant?

I can't remember exactly it was they were correlated though. He was getting a lot of hair transplant surgeries What's going on man hello Here sit down. Yeah, sit down. You're just scanning Box sports Joe buck. Oh, he was clean about the hair plug addition that nearly cost him his career. Yeah, oh and ah addiction Yeah, he lost his voice. Yeah, oh and ah addiction. Yeah He lost his voice can you move that blue? Okay, how we doing man? I yeah, I already like you that scan was wild Analyzing your eyes back and forth between the two empty seats like like it was gonna It was a Russian roulette game, and one of them was gonna kill you. Okay. It's not sitting very ladylike you

Yeah, if you want to move that's more the wires like Stradling the wire About to fall or something There we go I wasn't expecting this is kind of like a surprise Okay, there you go. Why are you making that so big? Sorry, all right. Hey, man. Yeah, I like you Paulo. So Paulo your Eddie described you as Kind of a bad luck Brian type where you just kind of run into bad luck. Wait, what does that look like? What sort of I mean? Yeah, it does happen, but I mean I wouldn't say in my entire life. Yeah

What's would give us an example recent yesterday when I arrived? So I took I got to O'Hare and I'm Yesterday when I arrived So I took I got to O'Hare and I'm oh there you go on the subway and as soon as I get out of the subway It started pouring rain. Yeah, so I have to like walk to my hotel and like that major thunderstorm And by the time I got there I was just soaking top to bottom and my shoes are still kind of damp Oh, you're walking around in wet shoes right now kind of I managed to drive them a little but yeah, okay That's the most recent example. What's the worst example of getting hosed at the the bald stool I?

Went there under like oh you're gonna get like five thousand implants and so I'm like oh great and As soon as I see the doctor. He's like oh you don't have enough like owner hair yeah donor hair so They're like how many you're gonna do it like all like three thousand so I got like I don't know Two thousand less than I thought and then I looked at it after and I'm like yeah They didn't really cover as much as I thought they would but how's it look? It's okay Yeah, but it could be you notice like we obviously just met you so I think your hair looks great

But you're saying when you look at the mirror you kind of still notice where they didn't well my crown isn't like the best Oh, yeah, yeah, but not the worst not can you go back? I think so I might I don't know It's just so the injections suck like I found them like extremely painful Really shit so Apollo didn't know at one point that he was supposed to be fully numbed up And he wasn't supposed to feel each oh yeah He was getting jammed and he's like so then the numbing agent didn't work at the beginning of my operation So I think the first two hours I was feeling every every single one. You were just trying to tough it out. So you felt like a thousand. Yeah and then at one point I'm like guys like this is still hurting

like could you you finally told him yeah I finally told him like okay and they like re-injected me like a second time which was just as painful as the first but then it numbed out did it then did you not feel anything? Yeah yeah the rest of the operation I was fine. Oh my god I would have asked immediately so he thought he got hosed on that yeah You got a lot. Yeah, maybe you should have told me needed more novocaine. Yeah So that was the theme of the someone said all you got hosed and you know Canadian So that was like the running joke for the rest of the and you did you continue to get hosed? Kind of yeah, What were other hosed...

I feel like there was like a bunch of things. You didn't get your meal or something like that. You missed the transportation. Stuff like that. The rest of the way, there would be minor inconveniences that essentially turned into the running gag.

You got hosed, you got hosed. At the, what's it called, the Grand Bazaar there with the whole negotiation for the bag or whatever, where they claim I negotiated upwards. I don't think that happened, but like, it happened so fast that I'm like, maybe I did, I don't know. But yeah, so it was, yeah, there was like little events here and there. But I mean, in general, I mean, I can't say that I'm like

With a big cat saved bad luck Brian look Brian It's just like minor things here and there. How's it feel to be reunited with the boys? Oh, it's great. Yeah, awesome Yeah, I have a brotherhood now Well, you know you go into it like not knowing what to expect right like it's like Oh, I'm signing up for like a randomstool thing where I'm gonna get a major operation and just meet people randomly. But I think the whole crew were extremely nice and extremely welcoming, both on the barstool side and the stoolies that came on the trip.

So it was awesome. What do you do for a living? I'm a lawyer. Nice. Love that. So what were you? If you're anxious, you can rub Eddie. No, no, I'm good. How long have you been a lawyer? Nice. Love that. So what were you? If you're anxious, you can rub Eddie. No, no, I'm good.

How long have you been a lawyer? 10 years. OK. I actually work for my company's based out of Chicago. Oh. Gallagher. So yeah. So.

You're here often. But you live where? Montreal. Mm. Yeah. Montreal Bagel's the best. Yeah. So I was at the game, the Habs game that PFC went to.

And it was an awesome hockey game. I didn't run into him though, unfortunately. But yeah, so yeah, big Montrealer. But I've been around the world. What did your coworkers, like, did everybody know you were going on this trip? And they were like, just happy for you? Or they were like, Yeah, no, I disclosed it. I mean, I'm not ashamed of getting a transplant. So I told everyone and now they always look whenever you walk in. But I was ashamed because it was really my hairline

that I was worried about. And I was like, you gotta wear a suit when you go to work. And I hated that, how I look. So I'm like, I gotta do something about it. And if it wasn't for bald stool, I probably never, I would've been too lazy to actually set it up on my own. Hell yes.

So how's life changed as a haired man? It wasn't that bad before. Like, I could get away with it, because I grew it long and kind of like pushed it forward. And like, you know. Sounds like White Sox Dave. I think I had a bit more hair than him going into it, but yeah, I mean, I definitely wear less hats,

even though I came with a hat today. I don't know why I should. Yeah, I don't like that. I was like, take it off, take it off. You don't like that. But yeah, that's it. So no, it's been great. A positive experience overall.

Are you a trial lawyer? No. No corporate. OK. Are you guys going out to party tonight? Are you guys having like a reunion? Oh? I mean we couldn't so the whole time we were in Turkey we Whoever got the operation we weren't allowed to drink or you know have coffee or do anything fun basically That was tough, so they said you couldn't e jack

Couldn't e jack yeah for like 21 days. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, did you follow? Trying to remember if I did that's a big no You know a lot of pretty good women in Istanbul, you know, yeah Wait, so are you single? Have you gone on more dates now that you got your hair fixed or anything? Well, not really and I'll explain Why because when you get your hair fixed or anything? Well? Not really and I'll explain why because when you get back There's like a six-month period where you're like adjusting to the like well You got to like you can't get get a haircut you right so I was just like okay I'll wait like six months and like smart up after so the six months only ended in like June, okay?

You're still new to the game now. We're gonna back out like yeah, but it was a big reason you wanted it too, right? Well, yeah, I mean I always want to look good and presentable. Yeah at all times if I could Career. Yeah. Do you speak French? Yes Speak French blindsides with some French, but not now I speak like garbage French would like what do you want me to say? Weave it in later. Okay. Where do you want to put it? Où est-ce que tu veux le mettre? No, not good. I was expecting that to be sexier.

I have garbage. My parents are from Italy and I grew up in Montreal so I had to go to French school. I spoke in English with my mom and in Italian with my dad so my accent's all over the place. Free languages? Oh. That could have been sexy, though.

Try it again. Oh, god. What did I say? Uh, u vulevo il mettre? That was better. What about Italian? Do you know Italian? Do it in Italian.

Dove lo voi mettere? Ah, better. Yeah. Nice. Maybe a little more Italian with it? Dove lo voi mettere? Yeah. Look pissed, but very confident Italian with it. Yeah, the little way matter. Yeah Look pissed, but like very confident and do it my brother way matter

Ticket three languages lawyer fresh hair. Yeah, I don't know. You're not a bad luck Brian You're gonna have a winner. Yeah, well, I guess so you're doing better than all of us quite frankly Of a winner. Yeah, well, I guess so you're doing better than all of us quite frankly Trilingual haired attorney I Didn't want to like you're a predator of the Mano sphere I mean, it's hard to be that one. No, I'm pretty short. You're in the 1% of men who's fucking 100% of the one I Wish but yeah, you're noxious and villainous oh god I can't I can't say I'm like I'm gonna be kind of like Zach on that one I'm not gonna say I'm not an intercourse guy cuz I would be alive no it's works for Zach yeah I know I saw you just say it girls like that yeah like very got it we're making

hats let's say not an intercourse Oh, yeah, I might have to buy one. Yeah, but then I shouldn't be wearing a hat so ah fuck Make a visor that says that yeah All right, well Palo thanks man Nice guy definitely didn't expect this. Yeah, I appreciate it remitting man. We might have you do the gauntlet later. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh god Yeah, actually, you know you're gonna do the gauntlet later Yeah, that was a perfect Oh God

Excitement and despair all in one if there is a god he gets what we he's oh, yeah, I like that guy Yeah, he's like there's a nicer happier white socks like a star a better white socks Yeah, he was a riot dude. He was great on the trip Dave was talking about him like he was Dave Really, so he's Dave's Dave Wow. He's Dave's day Oh, we all got maybe I interpret it wrongly, but I think yeah all of our Dave is Dave Yeah, so he needs one. That's true guys. Yeah

Yes, right there. Take your hat. Oh, yeah Yeah, he had a mega viral tick-tock which one a redhead. Yeah, I'm like a mega Because this is before now. Yeah, can you send it to me send it to the whatsapp who had the best transformation? best glow up I Say I think everyone's came through pretty well. Yeah Dave's hair looks who we talk Dave looks great I think he fluffed it extra cuz the boys were coming in he's trying he's judged for the boys He judged a little but they all look really good. Look at those great heads of hair. Yeah Look at the hook. of hair. Yeah, look at that look at they're not ashamed

She's got married who is the worst going in who had the most fucked up situation? Was it the how got no how we probably yeah, he won the wooly mammoth award. Yeah, I won the wooly mammoth I forget what he won Ken Jack. We had a shocking little head. Yeah, I Forgot that he because I never thought of him as a baldy. Yeah He was pretty gone They look great. I said that to TJ Netflix happy Gilmore returns after 29 years Adam Sandler brings his iconic and beloved character back to the green featuring Julie Bowen Christopher McDonald Benito Antonio

Ocasio Martinez also features pro golfers Rory McElroy Scottie Scheffler Brooks Capra Bryson DeChambeau Justin Thomas and Will Zellatoros go to your happy place on July 25th today With happy Gilmore to only on Netflix Had Scottie Scheffler on oh, I had a I have a some pretty break big breaking news for you guys about Scottie Scheffler, okay? Pretty break big breaking news for you guys about Scottie Scheffler, okay? I will also send to TJ. Well. I mean though the the fart was huge the fart was huge There was a loud fart that got caught on camera During the open championship and PFT asked him if it was him and he was like yeah, it was a hundred sure was

Yeah, yeah, I have a very important question for you the At the the open I'm trying to remember what hole it was. I think it was a 17th. Did you fart? Oh Yeah, that was me Because so far above the green down when you can get onto this green the Scheffler really incredible shot yeah we had Scotty on what do you guys think the I'll tell you the person you tell me what you think they said. Okay. Frank Fleming. About Scotty Scheffler.

Huge update. What did Frank Fleming... Frank Fleming just texted you an opinion? Well, he has my phone number, but he DM'd me. I don't know why. What did Frank Fleming say about Scotty? Is it an opinion or a fact? It's a fact. Was it about the fart? It's about Scotty Scheffler. It's about Scotty Scheffler. It's about Scotty Scheffler. I don't think this is Frank. What would Frank say about? What would he be interested in? He's never won a scratch off ticket either.

Well, what could this be? Is it negative or positive or neutral? It's just Fleming. Negative. It's ruled Fleming. Did he compare them to Scotty to the Mets somehow? All right, show them. I see you had Scotty Scheffler on.

I had a few teeth removed and may get replacements soon. The dentist is Scheffler's uncle. We should have got that. Fuck, dude. What an update. Oh, my god. Incredible. We should have gotten that.

I didn't want to say it in case that was wrong. And again, I don't know why he didn't just text me. I was texting him like a week ago. He does that to me, too. Yeah. Hey, how is your knee? You're getting an MRI or what? Bad. My calf is bad. It's, uh, I got a, uh, health care just fucking sucks.

I got a tele-visit yesterday. The woman thinks I have a partially torn calf based on me like flexing and showing it to her. So they gave me some muscle relaxers, which I am on right now And then but here's the problem. I Was like she's like, all right, you got to get an MRI. I was like, okay, I'll get an MRI and I try to make an appointment Nothing today. Nothing Monday. I'm traveling. I'm going on grit week on Sunday. Yeah, nothing today First available was Tuesday. And so I'm talking around the phone. I was like, yeah, I'm not gonna be back till Thursday. And she's like, well, you really shouldn't, you really need to come in. And like, if it's torn, you really shouldn't

be walking around. I was like, but you just told me I can't come until Tuesday. Right. So what does it matter? So I'm just basically I have a torn calf. Perfect timing for Grit Week. What about where you're going though? Can you get one there? Can you know? I'm not gonna fucking do I'm just gonna Whatever say it is torn and the MRI shows that then what do they do you have to do surgery? It's I think I looked it up after I'm pretty sure I have a grade two strain. So it's like a strain slash partial tear Because grade three is a full tear and that's like you can't put weight on it. I can put weight on it I just feel I just I can't like it feels like I have a constant charlie horse right in the back of my life That's the worst. Yeah

Yeah, the sucks does it tell of is it work you just describe your symptoms and they diagnose you and they yeah muscle relaxers Yeah, okay No, I do tell this is all the time like if you have something because you can do it almost immediately like I did The television right after the show yesterday. Did you show your calf? Yeah, I was on my computer and I like like so when you see like when I'm flexing I can like flex fully on this leg and on this leg it like looks a little flat where it hurts So if it's like a genital issue, I don't know about that. I guess I Have done a tele-visit for kidney stones. I said you show your balls. No. I didn't show my balls

I was just like my stomach hurt okay? But it's good because then they get like they get it going right away Yeah, it is, but then you get the roadblock of you need to go actually see a doctor and they're like oh yeah We don't have one for a week, but also you should see one right now That was literally what she told me on the phone. She's like you got to see a doctor right now But we don't have one for a week. But also you should see one right now. That was literally what she told me on the phone She's like you got to see a doctor right now, but we don't have anyone till Tuesday Okay, right. How much of this was from softball? How much was from egg toss? I think softball was probably the grade one Strain so like I was strained and then I think I tore a little bit of it in egg Cuz I felt it when I was, you could see it

when I'm running across the court and I was just like, I'm out. So this is Brandon's fault, really. No, no. If you hadn't run so far, he probably would have. But this sounded like it happened when he was running, not when he was planning to throw the egg and hit me in the back of the head

like he does every time. The fault lies resting on my shoulders because I went four for four in softball and I spent too much time on the pass. That's it. If I went four for four and softball and I was spent too much time That's it if I if I went over for no no strength, so you feel like you got whipped It like it just was like so on Wednesday It was like a how that hurts like that's just a strain and then yesterday it felt like It was like I could just feel it all like kind of like give out a little bit. You know it's after calf right yeah No, I know that's why I am nervous. I am taking this what's after Kelly's

Thankfully, oh Yeah, yeah, she said that like it's not if it was like down here. I'd be very nervous. It's it's like literally right here But yeah, so yeah, so you fall through injury to to hit me with an egg No, I was I was well. I guess that was when I was injured, but not fully injured, okay, all right Yeah, I mean you guys know me for me to have tate sub in means I actually have to be injured because I love doing shit like that. This is worrisome for camp This is where that is so that's that's the biggest thing is like it's like four to eight weeks grade two strain I Got to basically be a bionic man

and just get healthy for King. Can you walk? Like, you're walking fine. No, he's not. No, he's limping. He's limping. Is he? Yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah, that's a lamp. All right, so like this, that hurts. Yeah, I got my boat. I did mine on the Draft King stream, remember? Yeah, but it's too high up, like. Yeah, maybe mine was lower. It's literally, it's like here. Yeah, maybe mine was lower. It's literally here.

Yeah. Like you can see how it's like a flat wash. It sucks. Whatever. It's okay. I'm getting old. I think though, Kyle, I've been telling myself that I'm gonna make a change. And I kind of was waiting for an injury for to be the impetus. So now the change is gonna happen. Good. Well, I think you need to start living life as if you already have a mild strain. Yeah, so no stretch more no sports No, but running what did it softball or? Slide or just playing soft it was a bang bang played a third base where I had to change direction

Like last second you're not seeing Brandon get these injuries. That's true. That's all I'm saying. Right. But I love doing, like, I don't know. I'm sure this is relatable to some people listening. Like, you, I'm 40, but I still feel like I can do everything. And I don't want to stop doing stuff, because I have fun going out and playing

softball with the boys. Right. Playing pick-up hoops. You're fine. I'm going to be fine. I'm not worried about this. I mean, I'm a little worried about having to do grit week, but I'll be fine fucking tougher than this it if we're if we're being totally honest right here and transparent you I do

Consider you Kyle like my go-to guy when it comes to like body things. I lied to you a lot Yeah, I know you do you do There's a chance that I feel like marginally better in the next five days, and I skip the appointment You skip the appointment. That's what I would do. Yeah, I hate appointment Yeah, right if there's improved if it's just a little bit of improvement. I'm no neutral Yeah, but I know I should do decline. That's I should go to the appointment because I should then get the physical therapy and get better but We're at a 50-50 skin. I know physical therapy. Yeah, no physical therapy is huge do it on your own

Oh, I don't fucking know how to do that shit Go get an old get old sucks. I guess that guy he always has a limp He does have you ever like got in touch with David Goggins? No. I'm not a Goggins guy. I've seen him. I'm not a Goggins guy. I'm not a big motivational guy. But do you see, I guess, an appeal of him as a character? Yes. Personally, no. Right.

Macro, yes. Yeah. I could see how people like him. I've just, I've never got into the like Instagram motivational like get up and treat every day like it's. But he's to such an extreme level that it's very funny. Okay, can I see a Goggins real quick? Do you follow Goggins, Kyle?

I watch his clips, but I'm not like this I think he's one of the more maybe unhealthy people how so I mean he works out too hard Maybe not physically, but yeah, he does too much. Oh, and he needs to do that unhealthy. He's always miserable Yeah, he's like the the guy who's like running in the heat. He's doing like Yeah, like 50 miles to ever is in front of you. Don't put your head down. Smith's I don't give a shit.

But one thing I found out. He actually motivates people. He's the smartest motherfucker in the world. One thing I fucking do though. He actually motivates people. His life is relentless. You better keep coming back from all your failures, all your doubts, all your shit.

You better keep fighting, keep getting up. Never fucking lay down for shit. That's one thing we should all pre-op. If you've been broken once, you know how that shit feels. Yeah. I think it's, I think I struggle with the people who are, pre-op. If you've been broken once, you know how that shit feels. I think it's, I think I struggle with the people who are, like, because I think there are some parts of my life that I'm mind over matter, you know?

Yeah. Where it's like, oh, you know, working and, you know, keep working and work harder and harder, but then like I want to chill. I think people who are like always this, that- They're incapable of enjoying life. Correct. Where they can't turn it off That's crazy to me has he ever been caught chilling. No. He doesn't take vacations He takes like rest stations, which is when he just showers The period where he can't work out the best part about life is doing nothing correct by far Like you work so that you can then do nothing. Yeah, reward yourself with nothing. Right. Yeah. Like sitting on my couch is...

Nothing is one of the best privileges a person can have. And when you have nothing planned, that is the best feeling. Being like, oh, what do you got this weekend? Nothing. Nothing. Oh, it's nice. Hey, you like that as a Marine? Are you liking it? I hate that. I remember in boot camp and they'd be like screaming at us to do stuff.

I'd be like, I'd do it. I hate that. I remember in boot camp, and they'd be like screaming at us to do stuff. I'd be like, I'd do it. I'd be like, this is weird. Like, I just never drank the Kool-Aid of it, I guess. I'm like, all right, I'll do it, so they stop yelling, but I don't think you need that kind of motivation. I have like a visceral recoil to Mel Robbins

and all those, I just don't. Is that the guy with the mouth? Tony Robbins? It's a lady. Oh, she's a- That's the guy with the mouth Tony Robbins a lady. Oh, she's a that's the guy with a mouth She's like the lady version of without all the running I think it works for some people it works for some dude just want to be dominated by other dudes I think there's two paths, but that's really what it comes down to they want a dude to tell them what to do yeah

Which that's fine I? Think to you also don't see the behind the scenes. He probably has all kinds of different help that most people, normal people don't have. And so then they hold themselves to that standard and it's not realistic. I don't know, I just think it's weird and a little predatory. Who else is a Goggins?

There's like a whole... He's a one of one. He's a one of one? No one is. Is he the burn the boats guy? As far as people on the internet and public. He's burn the boats, right. What's burn the boats? It's like burn-of-one. He's a one-of-one. No one is. Is he the burn the boats guy? As far as people on the internet and public. He's burned the boats, right. What's burn the boats?

It's like burn the boats behind you. Oh God. Right? They have a lot of good sayings. I don't know if it's burn, something about boats. I don't know. Carry the boats? Who's gonna carry the boats or something? Oh, who's gonna carry the boats.

Yes, yes, yes. Burn the boats is like when you're like invading somewhere and you're like burn the boats for staying, is that correct? I don't know. Brandon when you're like invading somewhere, you know, like Burn the Boats were staying. Is that correct? I don't know. Brandon, you're a motivational guy. Uh, no. I don't get motivated by anybody. Um, Burn the Boats would be, we just landed here and we're taking over now. We don't need the boats to leave. Right.

Uh. Burn the Boats. The old Pat Riley, I brought one suit to Dallas. Yeah. Remember that? Those six finals? Yeah. Neil pat Riley I brought one suit to Dallas Yeah, remember that oh six finals Yeah, six and hey fellas. I only brought one suit

Do we need? Who is our best soldier right now is he itching for war? Hmm? He'll probably find it. Yeah, he'll find one whoever they are Do we have a group of like the best soldiers of all time that just don't have the ability to showcase their talent No, we send them into the secret Did you see that one guy who moved to Russia and then yes died yeah Oh, oh he moved to Russia to get rid of like the liberal indoctrination Of America and then they put him in the war

He could have just like gone to the panhandle, Florida, yeah Just go south a little bit That far south from Chicago just go to like Bad job by Russia by the way. Hmm Like if you have an American who moves to Russia to be like Russia's where like men can still be men Yeah, you can't get that guy killed. That's the manliest thing you can do true But I think he was like he didn't know how to use a gun. Oh, and they were like get out there Shit, you got to keep that guy alive. You have like he's thriving. Yeah. Yeah or lie. Yeah, I'm out him right there Definitely are though veterans probably if you look in every war going on over there right now

There are veterans who get out and they like itch for it again And they just like go back over there on their own like a contractor the black rock or whatever They just kind of like join up you can do that. I think it's a black rock I don't know if I've legal what they're doing, but they'll go fight. Yeah find America You want to fight in war you can yes? I'm pretty sure and over sure you want it bad enough You can be like a mercenary soldier. That's what they like go over in Ukraine, and they're like I'm a mercenary now There's like a bunch that they're like social media stars kind of who are they paid them their social black star

Amongst them so they have their own little social world that they like have dramas and stuff and they there's like there's dramas There's like women who are kind of hot who went over there and are doing it and dudes are like yes It's interesting. I can't it is it's like I remember in Iraq It was a big thing that there was these private almost private armies. Oh, we had a ton of them. Yeah, yeah Water black water black rock is investments But they're also bad they're the ones who are buying every house Yeah, they're buying so everyone else can't buy houses. Yep cash off. Don't they own like everything Yeah, don't they have like a finger in like every single business also

I mean like good kudos to them to naming it like appropriately black black rock. That's like a villain Yeah, like comic book villain enterprise. Yeah, that's grew and despicable me. He works for black rock Yeah, that's I've never seen it, but what I've never seen despicable me. You don't know who the minions are I know who the minions are He knows the minions I know the minions. I don't know Kevin though. I don't know Kevin the minion. I've never seen their work Oh my god, no Kevin. How do you know Kevin? Kevin's a goofy one? He's very you've seen the minions the minions are in despicable me wait

I don't believe Ed scene despite my nephew's favorite movie okay. Yeah, have you seen it not all of them. There's like eight Yeah, they're good one of them very good. Okay. Give him a shot. I'll give one a shot Yeah, you seen minions very so quiet I ain't got nothing to do with this conversation. Well, I never hop in I never claimed to see the minions or despicable me. Have you seen him? I haven't but I have a claim to as well chime in man. No, I am I am off minions I'm off the grid as far as saying I know what the minions are. I know they're a little yellow I know what they do. Yeah, I've never I've never felt the need to watch the minions or despicable me They're hilarious. You haven't seen the minions what have you seen the minions? Yes

I just said that's how this conversation started. I know but you just said you just started Pointing everybody else and saying have you seen it? Yeah Well, cuz Nick said he didn't see despicable me to be an adult without kids and like being up-to-date I don't have any nephews or nieces either on those. I I there's a lot of stuff that passes me by. There's also too many of them. If I said have you seen the Minions what movie am I even referring to? There's a lot of spin-offs on those Minions. There's Minions and more which is very funny. There's gotta be like five or six now right? Yeah. What's the what's the biggest spin-off ever? 1.159 Air Bud he's coming back. That's not a spin-off. That's one five nine air bud he's coming back that's not a

spin-off that's just a thing there is a spin-off though of what puppy buddies it's called air bud puppy buddies or something okay that's I don't know what is the biggest because technically it was online Mario is a spin-off of Donkey Kong yeah Mario all-time white night it's gonna be a people oh he's friends owned yeah 40 years they announced that there were friends I think they're lying 40 years there are good friends to help each other out whenever they can this dude has been white knighting for 40 years and still Doesn't get pussy

He doesn't go through all that shit not to get pussy. I'm sorry. There's no way I agree, but maybe Luigi's one getting the pussy. Yeah, we just don't even get any billing at all He can't be the one getting pussy. He's cracking Daisy Yeah, damn so Mario yeah People debate this Nintendo came out Decides their behind-the-scenes sex lives bar. I guess you're right that's endo Did was there a meeting about if Mario does fuck Pete I bet there were a lot of meetings yeah she's

actually a lesbian what that was that and the big bullet is actually a lady and those two are just cause bill just cuz she's a lesbian doesn't mean they can't fuck people are coming at the Pokemon Gengar no why because there was a lesbian couple and they were afraid to like touch and Gengar came and put their Hands together oh, yeah, then their legs bigger statement any thought big skin cancelled some people ran some people who Some people are pro Gengar some people were anti now no I know Are you pro Buster Baxter Brandon? What are you talking? You're always trying to push the Buster Baxter narrative

Let it let it let him get off Yes, I'll say all that No one's talking about Buster Baxter We're not we don't need to talk about Buster Baxter not everything needs to be talked about that's a really good male porn star name though Buster he's Buster Baxter. Yeah. Do you know him? I've never heard of Buster Baxter. Yes, you have. What's Buster Baxter?

He's Arthur's rabbit's friend. Oh, Arthur. Oh, yeah, I know Buster. I didn't know his last name. I'm not Arthur. I was too old. I was a huge Arthur guy. I'm reading Rainbow Guy.

I loved that show. Well, good. What's that guy's name? Who? LeVar Burton? Yeah. Yeah, LeVar Burton. How are you doing with Hulk Pope? No Hulk for the first day wake up. Oh, they know Hulk

The internet fucking sucks It's just He deserved to die he's in hell and all these things I just don't believe in taking whatever one incident from a 71 a life that lasted 71 years and just saying well He's just an awful person because of this one instance. I'm sorry people can change people can get better I don't think when somebody dies it's time to point at the scoreboard and step on their grave and be like oh this guy's Sucked it's the easiest time to do it. I know but people fucking so scared of him anymore Yeah, it was worse than that as the fucking person who posted him getting chest compressions outside his house

Yeah, there's a video of him on a stretcher getting trust test compresses You see somebody that used to work at Gawker was like I'm glad he's dead. What a horrible person Yeah, you posted his sex tape. Yeah, you made him a hundred million there So Brandon are you afraid? What's next? I think I'm a, I can't say what's next. That was three. That was the third.

That was the third, but I don't know that I can say what's next. Celebrity's dying three. So who was the third? It was Ozzy, Theo, and Hulk. OK. And it was bang, bang, bang, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. But you weren't an Ozzy guy. I'm not an Ozzy guy.

I don't know if we should have the debate here, but I was just getting taken to task online about me saying Hulk Hogan was bigger than Aussie and people just vehemently saying Aussie was bigger than Hulk. That's a stupid debate because they were in two different things. But you started it. I didn't start it. I just said, I didn't start it as a debate. I said like, I think this is the biggest death of all three.

And then people like got all over me. I think it's a very big, I think it's a very close discuss. It's a very close discussion. I think Hulk has him I think okay over Ozzy Osborn. Yeah, see now. This is the exact thing stupid fucking No, I know this is the same thing. Hope's better. Oh is like Aren't you doing to Ozzy what no doing to Hulk kind of very much? No, I haven't said he deserved to die or he's no I know but like instead of just being like, oh that's sad. He died being like let's rank them No, I didn't I never ranked them. Kyle was Hulk was Hulk bigger than mr. Krabs

Mr. That's a better conversation sponge. Bob is way more massive than Hulk Hogan and everyone who knows spongebob knows Mr. Krabs, maybe not everyone, maybe 95%. Now listen, listen, in 2025, SpongeBob is- Mr. Krabs is more recognizable. SpongeBob is bigger than Hulk Hogan in 2025 and has been for a while, but peak to peak, I'm not sure if SpongeBob's fucking with Hulk. Oh.

Peak to peak. SpongeBob as a brand? In 1987, Hulk Hogan was one of the ten most famous people in America And Japan he wrestled there like you know the world at his peak. Yeah, but that's Person America, I think so that's fair in 1980 Reagan in 1988 in 1988 He they had a match on Friday night NBC 33 million people watched Jesus 33 million people watch this man do a wrestling. Let's see Jackson Reagan 87 and Reagan Jackson Magic Tyson Tyson Madonna Madonna Michael Jackson Johnny Carson Prince so he's probably not top ten, but he close he's closer

I'm more interested in like thinking about like who's the top ten in that year. That's a pretty good year of top ten. Yeah, and Jordan's coming Jordan's close. Yeah And then you got actors which we didn't get to so he's probably not he's not It was not as you should on Hulk It was more like that's an interesting thought experiment, but I think a year is he more famous than any wrestler will ever be yes No I mean the Rock got more famous than him by being Mmm. I mean, The Rock got more famous than him by being, he wasn't a wrestler, but he got more famous as a movie star.

Okay. John Cena? He's more famous than John Cena. Can't even see him. He's a bigger, he's a bigger, he's- I'm just gonna say, no he's not, I'm just gonna say that. Oh. What?

No, he's not. I'm just trying it. Hulk Hogan. Stay with it. Hulk Hogan's peak was way, way higher than John Cena's. He was on sports cover sports Illustrated. He was on Saturday Night Live. He was on. He was a historically high achieving wrestler as far as Q score and as far as like fame. But wasn't wrestling bigger by the time John Cena? You know why? You know why? That's not John Cena's fault. Because of Hulk Hogan.

What do we believe? Yeah, but you can't credit the John Cena hostess and John Cena is known by more people he's more famous oh did the Hulk ever host SNL John Cena's never done anything for 33 million people ever in his entire life numbers are skewed back then because that was the only form of entertainment to watch now yeah that's why it was bigger he was bigger it was bigger than John Cena's bigger stone-cold touched Hogan? Just because someone isn't watching someone in the moment doesn't mean they don't know them.

Stone Cold touched Hulk Hogan? This is a debate on monoculture. Is it? Yeah. This is a monoculture theory? Like Hulk Hogan was in a time when everyone watched the same thing. In the 1980s he was to watch. Ridiculously famous.

Because there's, you know, we just named ten celebrities in 1988 you probably can't go much past you know Now it's so many fucking celebrities. You see the Trisha patients reincarnation theory every time somebody big dies She has a baby her first baby was born when Queen Elizabeth died the day Queen Elizabeth died her second baby was born the day Pope Francis died her third Baby was born the day Ozzie died Hmm all are all three kids are crazy too aren't they its names are Elvis Aquaman and oh that's I forget the first one I hate this sparkles is all I hate What's up with her? A lot I gotta say it. I'm a fan. Who's this I enjoy enjoy her She's uh she's been around for she's like an internet. Oh gee. She's like a Jenna. What a marble was her like big thing

she Right yeah music videos Barstool with lawsuits in the past You're playing a lot of defense back She's very genuine and very people people are watching her that easily. EJ, you're playing a lot of defense back there. She's a vlogger who seems very genuine and very silly. People were watching her OnlyFans on the office and she was like, Oh, what the fuck is this? Why are you guys making content out of my OnlyFans? Well, I didn't know that.

Oopsie daisy. Pardon me. She's around forever and that is a crazy theory. Also, Jason Momoa hosted or was part of the last black Sabbath concert Did you guys see Rico's explanation for taking down his Ozzy tweet No, I did not with the funny one or the other one the funny one where he was pretending it was Well, she's Simmons and a funny one. Yeah. Yeah, he said uh try to take a, I can't remember what the exact text to Dave was. It was like, try to take a shot,

didn't realize it was Parkinson's, deleted it. What does that have to do with it? It was still death, no matter. Yeah, if anything, he doesn't have Parkinson's anymore. He's dead. Yeah, that's like a... There is no Parkinson's anymore. Yeah, he got it, he beat it.

Why do you think Rico might think Parkinson's is worse than death? Why did Rico have to explain anything? It was clear what he was trying to do and then they I don't know Parkinson's can't mess with Parkinson's It's very weird Brandon who here is a bit didn't know it was Parkinson's came right down. What is that? wait It was he knew it was death though right but what death would have been he what death would he would have kept it up I don't know it was like

cancer had been like it's like 87 and died of old age with his family around him maybe but he would just take shots the least sensitive way to die. Not including natural old age. Or anything like monstrous. The least sensitive? Getting eaten by wolves? Choking? Chopped to bits by the blade of a propeller? I think it has to be something that they kind of had, like the Titanic guys.

Yeah, oh Titanic guys. Yeah It's anything and it should have been doing that anybody who ever like does the wing suits? Yeah skydiving Yeah, well you could have just not jumped out of a plane. Yeah wings Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and who's guy died in Russia, Ukraine Yeah, yeah can't really feel so so sad about that. Yeah Brandon what like I think maybe two of your top three have gone who's who would I'll do that? No knock on the wood who would rock it? Yeah Boo seen this numbers here. See I don't like the question That's yeah, that's that is who is more well-known right now I

Like to frame it like who was more well-known right now I like to frame it like who was more well known at their peak but like do you think Hogan's peak is higher than pants you think I do you think hope that just the show Spongebob Squarepants I said I said that sentence earlier and nobody better than I I said his peak was higher than Spongebob's peak oh yeah well I'm gonna do it again no well you don't have to preface if you're gonna do it again or not. Just say no. No. Okay. Wrong. It's a guess.

Wrong. I think no. Wrong. There's a way to guess, or the way to figure this out. What do you mean a way to guess? You can guess anything you want. We can measure this? There's a fame measurement somewhere, right? I don't know how, if it's accurate.

No. That Google Trends thing only goes back to 2004, so that's of spotty data wise that doesn't work because that would heavily favor Google in 1987 was all hulk Hogan I Think whole speaker What do you think Hulk Hogan did for the vitamin industry? Oh? The great deal a great deal serious question like would they be as popular now without no that's saying Flintstones, but it's not too yeah Thunder mixer they probably made Flintstones vitamins because Hulk Hogan was was was telling the kids to eat their vitamins. Do you have a thunder mixer? No

What's the thunder mixer? That's like the famous story. He could add the George Foreman, but yeah He also did pasta did he pasta mania or something like that? 68 so there so exactly my kids that's still a thing my kids do the Flintstones Yeah, they're Flintstones kids. It's still they're Flintstones kids ten million strong I used to be massive I ate them when I was a kid same I think that was one of the better kid friendly jingles back then. Yeah, what was the jingle? Ten million strong One every now and then for nostalgia's sake.

It's a specific use. I think you can pop a Flintstones vitamin, can't you? That's more like an illicit drug. Every now and then I'll snort a Flintstone. Could you OD on Flintstones? Could you OD on Flintstone vitamins? Probably if you took a thousand. Well, I'll say he just raised his hand. I did. I had to go to the hospital for it as a youngster. Oh my god. Oh my god. Come on. I did I had to go the hospital for it as a young. Oh my god

So I got the Flintstones vitamins has the kids proof whatever I got into it ate a bunch Gene I didn't have a pump but like I had to go to the doctor Did the doctor say he's there's nothing wrong with it now Is this a situation where you asked to go to the doctor like when you know I know hangover I don't know kindergarten or below. I don't remember it, but I have heard the story that this happened You just love going to the doctor man it really is I told like I've been I've been sent a link oh From historic newspapers calm determining the most famous

people in 1988. Top 20 most famous people in 1988. Ronald Reagan is number one. Yep. Michael Jackson is two. Nice. Oprah Winfrey is three. Tom Cruise, four.

Sure. Madonna's five. Mike Tyson. George Bush. Number eight is Hulk Hogan no magic and bird ahead of Eddie Murphy Tom Hanks Arnold Schwarzenegger ahead of Eddie Murphy look Cosby should probably be oh he's 15th he's magic or magic and bird not magic is 16th and birds not on it wow all right eight eight is crazy yeah good. It's not one through seven.

Oh, pretty good. Well, no, it's not one. George Bush was the vice president at the time. But he was about to run for president. In 88, he was running for president. Yeah. Yeah, in 88, he was running for president. So there you go. Look at you, Brandon. I won. Well, I'll... Y'all will let me win. I will get a win on the act that will happen today historically that was just 1988 I that's what I said What was the way who was debating? Top ten, but I would argue spongebob was number one in multiple years

Are we talking about spongebob the the sponge or the television show? Bob has never been the most famous person in the world ever. He's always been more famous than any individual human I don't think so. I think we're really being we're really stretching what a cartoon means to the I mean It's a zeitgeist of society same as now We let you do like spider spider man up there too it applies to Spider-Man, it applies to the Minions. Wait, hold on a second. What about Bart Simpson was more famous than SpongeBob? It's a fictional character.

Right, you're like, oh no. We're letting you just say something and then you win because you're not. Kids weren't allowed to watch the show. You're overrating SpongeBob. And you've been overrating SpongeBob your whole life. I think SpongeBob's one of the most internationally known. Yeah.

He is a recognizable figure. He's a recognizable figure. Very recognizable. Back me up, Bart Simpson. He's a recognizable figure. He's a recognizable figure. Very recognizable. Back me up, Ray. He's a symbol. Bart Simpson. Bart Simpson, yeah, sure.

I was saying, this applies to many fictional characters who transcend being one human. But they're not a person. They are a thing. Yeah, they're all more famous than Hulk Hogan. Yeah, so the Nike Swooshes. That's what we're debating. Well, the Nike Swooshes too,

but Nike Swooshes isn't a person. Yeah, I know, but you started the debate about being more famous than spongebob. No, I know I didn't I said about it I see you brought in what's your debate regarding spongebob? I don't know you brought in spongebob I don't have one. How do you have a win about the spongebob? I don't have a win I said he's one of those ten most famous people said that that was when you brought in spongebob. Okay Well, that was a win. That wasn't an L for me. No, give me the win, you don't have to take it out. You got the win, yeah, you were right about the top 10. Fair, fine.

I think the biggest L of all is that nobody's mentioned Jesus Christ. Mm, Pikachu stomps on him, I think. I mentioned Jesus. But SpongeBob's probably more known than him as well. Than Jesus? Not Jesus, no! Not Jesus.

Jesus is number one. Oh, it might be close. No. It might be close. Jesus is the goat. He has Africa on lock. Oh, it's true. South America, too.

He's got everybody. Yeah, he's got a lot of countries. Jesus is probably in. Wait, but... Not Asia as much, but... In Zimbabwe, was there a chance...could you consume SpongeBob? So I was listening to this argument I would argue

Internationally, I think Hogan I'm trying to think of names. I think Hogan might be the biggest export ever You might have taken out because I mean Ozzy Osbourne there's the language aspect right now You got to understand English and know that the genre of music Everyone watches people fight yeah, and he was the he was the don of the whole fighting the goat Well damn so is that kids I like you were aware of I had all the figures all that all the tape we had VHS is everything so like wrestling was watched on like one of the first things America wise Watched on TVs international shit is Brandon, right? Yeah Looks like Brandon Walker. Well wrestling is such a huge demo then we should cover that here

Yeah, the point you might be honest something good point or or or Sponge or I can have a podcast with nine producers listened to by 300 people Whatever could you mean? What one's that? You know what? Don't you do that. No, I don't know. You know. Wake up, Mincy.

He did have a lot of producers. He did have a lot of producers. Who's that? Don't you be this. I don't know I'm not there's no reason to It's over It's Squidward silly what text me I don't know what he's talking about um

What what imagine bending over and having your way with a business degree? I'm on muscle relax. Oh, yeah Guys, okay. We should sorry. We should have a wrestling podcast here. I agree Jerry's probably gonna host it All right, and he got me. No, that wasn't about no I got I got I got it now. Yeah, I Got it You're talking about Erica's podcast correct. Yeah One they had to keep going Try to put a token into like oh, you know what you were doing

What you were doing? Bad at charades, I mean this doesn't bode well for the block party yet. I think we do some charades So what was that token you were just putting it in that you know like a little like M&Ms or Mike and eggs Great charade how you would never guess that was token. What else would you do for? Token like like this yeah That's smoking though It would take me a while to get to token from smoke midnight token. Yeah, I would I would I Wouldn't have gone the candy route. I would Take it. Oh, no, you're gonna talk of war. I want to get you there. What am I doing?

I would have gone token might be one of the hardest words to get across Ed see if you can get somebody guess token. What is that? It's a vagina Token might be one of the hardest words to get across. I would have gotten this. Ed, see if you can get somebody to guess token. What is that? It's a vagina. Oh, a pussy. I think I would do like a ski ball. I'm playing ski ball, and then the tickets come out.

That's better. That might be the, yep. But that would be tickets. I don't know if that would be token. Eddie, we're fucking ripping your charade skills down. Do you stink at charades, Ed? see but do you stink at charades ed? No, Eddie or do you think it's your eight? I'm sorry that my brain goes to the M&Ms and the doiken eichs That's why I'm gonna text you a prompt. I'm going miss Pac-Man

I'll text him a prompt it well text him a prompt that would have been confusing Then you guys ever play those quarter games where you like put a quarter in and it goes into the thing and there's a pushy thing Sorry, I feel like that's the ultimate sucker game no no that's the biggest problem put a quarter in and it goes into the thing and there's a pushy thing. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Why do I hate that? I'm sorry. I feel like that's the ultimate sucker game. No, no, that's the biggest prize. When you hit it though. Have you ever seen anyone hit it? Oh yeah.

I hit it pretty good. I didn't hit like the whole thing or anything. Someone got like a $20 bill on top. Oh, I've never seen that. It would just be stacks of coins that you're trying to not, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That game's awesome.

Oh. Oh. I know, I know. No way. Oh my God. trying to not yeah yeah that game's awesome oh my god oh my goodness look there it goes oh look at that wait are those gold bars that's nuts in this arcade game and then knock them over for a huge here goes Eddie the game is called arcade math and the object is course he's gonna get it Where's he going? You should be here. Oh, he's gonna have us can right on the stool okay? Just to us I'm giving you a second one to all right he rake raking leaves damn. Yeah, it's good

Oh, it's easy. I'll give you a second one That was the biggest layup the elementary well, we're gonna see we're all right, but listen the first one was a barstool podcast name Why don't we give him okay? Well? Let's just see how he does with this one Turned up. Oh, oh looks familiar do it again Oh, oh, shh. That looks familiar. Do it again. Hose. Hose. Oh, okay.

Well, no, it was watering a garden. Oh, Ed, you can't say that's correct. Yeah, we had to get there. You were using a hose. He just said hose. Yeah, and we had to get to watering a garden with the hose. All right, I give you a podcast. Barstool podcast.

Oh. Is it current or previous? Just, they're all on the table. Barstool podcast. Surfing time. That was good. You might not be bad at charades. Take that back.

Ed? Nick, I don't think I could do that one. Do it. How would you do the prompt, um, playing charades? Oh. Or charades? Uh, explosion. Yeah, I don't know what that was.

I don't know how you do it. I don't know how you do it, yeah. Do you guys have one? For charades? I don't know what that was. I don't know how you do it. I don't know how you do it. Yeah. Do you guys have one? For charades? I don't know what I would do. Mine. Like that kind of thing.

Wow. I don't think I'd be able to guess charades. But I mean. I would pull something out of a hat, read it. Yeah. Act it out. There we go. I bet it'd just be like, shh, shh.

I'd rather put it in the other game. Yeah. Like yeah I got yours whoa yeah down yep that's oh to to this is bar stool podcast strong tough go for to go for two point to quick big Too big yeah, but you're big so bigs too big Wait, what was too big? You may you know them mm-hmm. I was William Newman ah Their works one of them yeah Yeah, those muscle relaxers are working. Yeah to forget two bigs This one is this one viral. He's bald as a bat.

Very bald. Are bats bald? No, they're blonde. You meant blind. Oh, you're a good, told a story. Oh, Dave. That's good. Oh, shoot.

Oh. Oh Oh gross Wash day Woo Woo The willies Sleeping upright I forgot how gross this was all those guys walking around seeping

Yeah Oh There we go, starting to turn Oh, there we go starting to turn Okay Okay Getting there two months It's crazy how well this works from just like the idea of moving hairs. Yeah. There we go.

Big change there. Look at that. That's good. Looking good. He's doing a little comb there. Oh my God. There we go. That's it. That's two different people.

That's thick hair. The amount of pussy he's getting. Yeah. Oh yeah. Wow. Shit. They couldn't have. Money, that's there it is here the amount of pussy. He's getting yeah, oh yeah Wow They couldn't have it looks great. They couldn't have Yes, I know you're saying still wearing a hat there you go look at him look at the transplant I did that sheen couldn't transplanted a different color. Yeah, like brown or something Transplanted a different color. Yeah, I brown or something

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Steven, are you regretting inviting me to the fantasy League now? Humans across 160 plus countries if you're human you know it get your free world ID at world org Steven are you regretting inviting me to the fantasy league now? No, although you did try to stir up a lot of Trouble this morning this the fantasy league with like trout Schwabr boy all Napoli I started the rumor in it that Stevens getting under under the table bribes to use a certain fantasy app and Everyone was aghast at these like trout was like I'm on the case. How did you feel about it? I knew he was joking but uh still now pretty credible

Yeah, yeah, you do your reputable source, but I think it all came out in the wash I think we're good. Steven tried to change the topic almost instantly. I was writing a very long text and then yours came through so I sent it and then I addressed it right after. How often do you have to text all the guys in that Major League Baseball, Fantasy League? Are you in contact with them every single day? In season quite a bit, or in football season Quite a bit. In season quite a bit. Or in

football season quite a bit. Off season not that much. I have individual attacks with some of the guys. So what do you have you ever had to judge with a harsh hand or anything like that? Have you ever really had to lay the law down? Yes. Okay. Yeah it's uh it's I think it's better that I didn't know anything about baseball because I don't know any I don't know these guys from fucking Sporkle Danny over here, but Danny is here wasn't trout like livid with you about a block trade or something like that. Yeah, they were it would Yes, there was a Trade that went through that was a trade that benefited Dave,

but what I've learned is that, and these guys make crazy trades all the time, there's two consenting owners, like there's really nothing you can do about it. And Dave, I believe it was Jake Marisnik, sent through a deal that it was more favorable to Dave, but like who am I to overrule? Yeah, when Dave and Marisnik get get together you can't really stop those two I sent I sent a I

Will send a note being like all right. Here's the trade. It's been accepted by two teams You guys have X number of hours to do it There were too many people playing games at the time that I didn't give it the allotted I Should I should have given a little bit more you should give it like an extra day for these baseball players who are clearly There there have been numerous complaints. They want trades to go through faster, so oh Yeah, do I can fuck so you're in a tough spot? Yeah, but I feel like they'll respect the commission so well They definitely don't I would say

Sort of I've probably changed it a little. Like my presence in it has probably changed the respect level of the Hamish, because I've been actively trying to bring it down. OK. If the respect for Che is a child, is it still drinking a bottle, or is it like driving a car? It's Benjamin Button.

And I'm working really hard to get it to be an infant again working down to sperm Yeah, yeah, we're gonna. We're gonna keep chipping away. It's always one cell. Yeah, you had a very creative text this morning That definitely means it wasn't creative Standard god fucking damn it so he accused me of So the text that I sent was like hey guys blanket statement if any of you guys are coming To the white socks or cubs you know feel free to stop by like you know it's been proven guys are hitting more home runs This is he texted that immediately after my accusation. It was Those like the most blatant. I'm trying to change the topic they got said how much they pay you for ours and

It was a response to a tweet from the app we used I said and then I'm typing this as it goes out, also blanket statement from the group, Finno was gonna play the Cubs or White Sox and wants to pop in on the Yak or on the Gauntlet. We have a proven track record of getting guys high. Vinny Pasquanito hit two home runs on his double next game. Pasquanito.

Not gonna be your creative. The Spanish legend. There's nothing you can say right now that sounds creative Oh big cats Why don't you if you're gonna do it just send it to TJ sure yeah, all right fine Yeah, that's that's kind of cheating because the way he was gonna say it wasn't gonna sound but it's also I'm gonna say right now guys Not wasn't very do you recall what you even said no just a very Like almost I'm not even in I'm in neutral when I'm when I'm trying to take down check the space line I don't even have to get into its second third gear

A bed and try down ship away at his integrity Comes natural. It's like breathing Yeah, it is Like that when you go into the doctor your Like that when you go into the doctor it's on the knees Take down Che somehow wasting creativity. Yeah, no, I was not wasting creativity at all There's nothing creative I don't know what I'm even looking at

Was nice job moving the conversation your suspect. Yeah, there's a second one that I just want you I'm sorry sorry guys. I apologize what a waste of fucking time. Okay here we go Read it Brandon I guess um That's you at the top. Hey guys. I know quote quotation. Hey guys I know I've just been verifiably accused of nefarious wrongdoings, but can I introduce you and some more dingers Stephen Che? That's exactly what he did. I find out my trout. I'll find out. I know the guy who started it Thank you, Mike. Just ask a few questions Is this Che again? I'm taking any and all wagers. I'm betting the house on commission is clean Che

You wouldn't do that anyway, right from Mike trout. I'm confused. Yeah Again, this is I thought the last one was good. This is very basic level 25 tail. I got a I Got a call trout out. That's one of my pet peeves What when you miss spell someone's name when the correct spelling is it's it's been a thing cuz Dave Dave spells That's right. No call his ass out. We're and now some guys spell it the right way some guys spell wrong It's kind of like a Grinnell Grinnell a situation at this point. I like I don't know what though So that's on purpose Well my and Mike Trout also the when I was accusing him Mike Trout said I know someone who works at this company

I'll get some answers. I texted Mike Trout on the side. I was like just so we're clear. I'm just making all this up He's like just so we're clear. I don't know anyone at this company My chance the man company My chance the man He saw he sensed my you know my knee jerk my breathing exercise of taking down Che and he was in second nature Yeah, is it like a weird sight or just like one of them big ones? No, it's not one of the big ones Oh, why he got paid for it wait che you got paid for it. Yeah, you got paid for how much you making three zero Mm-hmm are using sleeper mm-hmm okay, and he's getting paid for it. Yeah, you got paid for how much you making three zero mm-hmm. Are you using sleeper? Mm-hmm?

Okay, and he's getting paid for it. Are you getting any money on the side? No get some side house oh How's he s? Nah, play put me on not even from American Airlines CEO. No, no not getting anything from anybody any pizza Well, if I were gonna get some you know some kickbacks for saying things about a company it probably would be any pizza It's very reputable company has ten locations in the North Chicago suburbs and is Franchising opportunities are available. Look out Austin, Texas and Florida Wow

opportunities are available. Look out Austin, Texas and Florida. Wow. Is it still going to be called Antioch Pizza? It is. They have value in the name and look out because it is coming to a place near you. Is a kickback the best form of payment you can get? Oh yeah, something. It's got to be right. A little kickback. It implies you don't really have to do anything. on the side and implies you don't have to tell anybody either Well, you do have to reply to you have to post the sleeper fantasy app. Mm-hmm. So everyone can see it We play no sleeper last year We're drafting in person this year. Are we in his here or there? I think he's coming here who sass Loves with an iron fist. It was quite the league booted Francis. Yeah for what? Well Francis deserved to be booted He drafted three kickers sass from the beginning of the draft. He's a year out next year Francis Just pay attention at all. Yeah, we had not have someone screwed up

It was a ten team league and one guy just didn't didn't participate always happens faux pas or not once you're out of contention You kind of don't really check sit on the sideline don't know you gotta check your line your lineup I don't I I don't try to fuck people over three agents Oh, yeah, six teams in a playoffs out of a ten team league everybody was in contention. Yeah I think some people appreciate the gimme win You can tell like I'm a guy who will forget to check my lineup sometimes So it's like if I do that in the playoff push It's I don't get accused

But you can tell there's people who are like Vigently on their lineups checking everything and then they if they go If they have a week where they don't have anyone started. That's that's a flag. Yeah, I used to check constantly now I'm just when I shit who I always have a bye week always fucks me I always have at least one week a year where it's like whoops lost forgot to start that guy Let's share that question one more time who won that league the that was our practice league So we didn't really deem a winner Because France is silly the whole yeah, no no I had one of the great fantasy teams of all time

It was unstoppable of all time good for you, Brad. Yeah. Yeah been stacking wins, brother on the love for a whole Cogan's dying stacking W's Hogan died, but he was on Brandon show. I got him before he died. We'll see on the last episode of wrestling Yeah, and have you put out another one since no he was on the last last episode of wrestling Yeah, okay the final last episode that really a brag though because like every guest you've ever had on is gonna die Well every guest you've ever had on is gonna die. That's why I'm not bragging about it. Have you I think I've asked this Have you ever had a last interview? Definitely Tommy Lasorda. Okay, I mean that was barely an interview. He was already kind of dead. Okay, so you didn't

What is he now dead? fully dead But he was he was on the way out. Okay. Yeah, what year was this? I think we're maybe 20 Here a snippet Yeah, I'm sure we can eat. I think we edited it very well because I think if I remember correctly he had about 10 Good minutes of material when we got to 10 minutes. We started at the beginning again. Okay. I just ran the plays Oh, yes, I think we did like three interviews in one yeah, look at him. He ain't doing well Yes, I think we did like three interviews in one yeah look at him. He ain't doing well no

If you've heard like a super coincidental one like I remember when Springer died We just had Wilco's come in like the next day or really I was just very weird I think rone had springers last interview did he yeah, I had to have had Close to Kobe's with a wow maybe Close to Kobe's with a wow maybe Yeah, it was probably close ish I think it was summer 2019 I saw the clips of him I didn't know you guys did that one though Yeah, I get I sometimes will see a clip and I and then they zoom out and I'm like wait. That's me I forgot I just completely forget it too. Yeah It wasn't PMT. Yeah. Yeah, but it was always getting reshare, but it was never because he talked about helicopters in it

What yeah, that's right. He talked about like how he takes a helicopter to be with his family more so that went viral after Yeah, what is what are your thoughts like? Hulk Hogan passes. Do you think your account should tweet a picture of you with him no the interview unless he's a close friend okay I think a close friend yes I think a person you met one time no okay did Brandon do that I didn't I didn't do that so it's something really only beneficial to Brandon if he did it's not I Didn't I didn't do that So it's something really only beneficial to Brandon if he did it's not all that all I didn't do that. Oh, that wasn't me

You did you you? Idolized the man though to an extent Hogan. Yeah, I did I think it's fair if you weren't a fan and did it Yeah, I think that kosher. What was the caption? I don't know. Because that, I think, is changes. I actually wasn't intentionally trying to set Brandon up, but then I realized halfway through. That you were there. You happened to be in that neighborhood? I was about the trash. I think the caption matters.

I think if you share something like, hey, this is the time. Talking about wrestling doing this yesterday? Was it wrestling that did it? When wrestling put out a picture of me and Hulk? Yeah. Or find the interview here? Yeah, that one I don't know about. I think posting a link to the interview was tough.

Yes. I think, though, to the interview is tough. Yes, I think so doing like a like a story like Met Hulk Hogan got got the you know pleasure of interviewing Hulk Hogan Here's a funny little story of how great of a guy was yeah No wrestling that's cool wrestling sent out the whole interview this morning or yesterday cuz like those are I love oh Like anecdotes yeah That's what he would have wanted like Jim Ersay when

Yeah, never seen bars the muppets Are we paying this guy? Oh, but he's just all the time there you are Funny oh Barstool Muppets rocks You have wait who's Brandon who's the blue all over Barstool Muppets blue guy in bars? That back of beef beef turn beef blue I'm into this I'm very into this oh

That's oh the fishing me and Che golfing. Oh Brandon. You are a great. I'm all over personal puppets man. I'm with chair He's doing announcements there's speeches oh That's very funny. It's great. It's tight us Oh whoa, it's giving claymation vibes there Zach Muppets are great they do and Yes That's awesome Rico's not getting any favors

Did you guys see no one replied to it? I think everyone was scared But a future Plinko day and the loser has to get the new do haircut I did see that yeah, I think everyone was scared to reply to that one But a good idea by whoever tweeted that at me. Mm-hmm. I'm willing to sign off on it Willing to sign off on it. It's hair. It'll grow back. It'll be fun Brandon just cut a finger off Sure That'd be fun. Brandon? Can I just cut a finger off? Sure. Okay.

Brandon, you kinda had a Nudu-esque haircut when you started. I know, and I got made fun of relentlessly and I was going nowhere. I had to grow my hair out. Brandon, we were talking about it when you were, I think you were eating shish kebabs yesterday when we were, someone sent us what it would look like

with the Nudu haircut, and your credibility as a college football expert would go up exponentially. No chance, what? Yes. Like a buzz cut, hard lined southerner, that's a guy you listen to. We've been missing that. Yeah.

I disagree wholeheartedly. I can't pull off any haircut other than the one I currently have and I barely pulled that one off. What's your nap counter for the week? Did you stay strong? One and a half I Walked two miles Monday. I walked two miles Wednesday and Thursday. Okay, I took a full nap Tuesday and then I Because I was playing golf later that day. I was gonna get my walk-in later and today. I took a half nap that guy

No that guy no that guy that guy is in and out of court in Mississippi that guy ever you trust his opinion that guy Alabama's backup guard that guy games the unemployment system. Yeah, he does That guy has three different businesses isn't good at any of them. He pressure washes for a living. Yeah I'm not that guy drinks Fago all his cereals are in bags not box. Dr. Thunder's his favorite soda Yes All his cereals are in bags not box. Dr. Thunder's his favorite soda. Yes They haven't seen his kids in a while. Yeah, but if you broke out broke down, Mississippi Sippy schedule I'd watch he's his lunches from like Kroger Kyle have you seen the response to what you said about that whiskey?

No, there's this way way pappy Van Winkle pappy Van Winkle dubbed it at my new drink Oh, yeah, Pappy's very good. You know happy. Oh, yeah I was happy like a $15 might be more famous than spongebob well But we we want people to start ordering pappy and a pappy and Tang And so their Instagram is all just people like this in a tang If you go to their Instagram every time I don't need this with $1,500 bottle of like burp so we're gonna have to do Pappy's and Tang Pappy themselves um happy That's what did a pappy themselves um happy

Responded to our YouTube video, but they say they were just like we're gonna have to try it with Tang. They're playing ball Oh, but not send us a little yeah, I don't think so smart by them to have all might send you a bottle Wait, did they do it? What? Go they made a pappy and tang? Holy shit No fucking way. They did it Wow, oh, that's awesome. Oh Really? I'm really they made a pappy tang. It looks phenomenal. Look at that color happy to get a nice

Way to go boys, that's awesome. This is a really huge. I know I didn't know they do this What can you get him to do next? Really expensive a pappy tang that's fucking off. I love yeah boys get in the comments Let them know that you support it Big ups pappy we got I might have to sip some pappy and tang this weekend got to what's their Instagram pappy and co I think what is it pappy and co? It's a really really $1,500. Yeah, no we are a good whiskey. Let's have them send some to the office We pappy tang race up you

It's got to taste good Stephen you should be all over this Your wish I gotta get back on my uh try a papi and tang So that's bourbon is that bourbon yes, I've been recommended highly to have I Don't know if I've had bourbon outside of like wild turkey, but that's that's a long time ago Pappy and Tang way to go that's awesome that special have you had Pappy before yeah yeah it's good are you sure yes did you Pappy's like a very well-known like high-end 23 can't say I'm like sipping it all the time but I've had it how do you drink is it mixed or I do? It would just ice some ice yeah, which I don't think you're supposed to do

But I don't give a fuck we do I was told you could drink it however the fuck you want right I'm like the owner of Jim Beam okay, so then yeah, that's the word of it there We go I show some people don't want to think like the ice obviously water sounds like all right I like it with ice. What do you want me to do? We used to mix country time lemonade mix with our whiskey Oh back in the day I can see that I don't know why but it kind of worked like the mix and not like water powder powder ice powder ice and whiskey and Can I make a request we get some pappy and tang at the party? Oh Ed that would be nice

We should get some pappy and tang. All right, good. I would like some Pappy and Tang. Sipping Pappy Tangs, watching Billy Joel. This might be the best night of my life. Wait, it's next Saturday, right? Yes. Yes. Next Saturday. I'm excited.

Yeah, me too. A little nervous, but you know. Well, now, you just have a Pappy and Tang. Chill you out. Yeah. Chill you right out. Don't want a power outage or something. Why would you say that? Yeah, that's crazy. You don't trust our you don't trust

piano man to go acoustic if he needs to. Are you worried about so much being plugged into your garage? No, I got but like, you know, you just never know when rolling blackouts happen. Okay. Yeah, they don't happen that often. That's some bad juju. But you never know. They don't happen often enough for for you to worry about them. They're surprised every time they happen Yeah, it DC both nights rolling blackout hit the block my hotel was on woke up to my room being like a thousand degrees each night Oh, yes, so it does happen. You should be concerned. You're right. It's pretty pretty pretty common It's gonna be hot

Way to tell that's probably too far. Yeah, you coming I'll be there. Oh, oh Yeah, no that was a no you can't say What you said a couple weeks ago about me and chief being better friends. You and not show up What did I say 81 degrees and sunny? I didn't say a couple weeks ago. Hey you did You're like I'm upset I feel like I would like to be better friends with you and she more more more chief than you feel like me you're okay That's fine. I don't really see chief as much but but I I would I would like to be better friends with you guys Yeah, well just the first step you haven't come to a party at my house. I'll come you didn't come to my tech mobile party

I didn't get a tech mobile party. Yeah, who got invited to that nobody? I didn't have it, but I I'll be there You would come yeah, Brandon if you had a party I would be there in a heartbeat you haven't stopped by the house since I got here, and I've invited you multiple times Yeah, that's true. I went to Jim and Steve's yeah, and then your house once you went to Geneva You got a drive past my house to go to Lake Geneva. Yeah The best I I like getting home. Yeah, I know you don't better you guys doing the day or night portion of Nikki Smokes birthday tomorrow Dan I agreed today. I think I'll see you there. I'm a day guy as well. Yeah, I agreed today. He got me

He goes if I invite you I know you won't show up. I was like that does that's all it Easy, but that's like that's like him hitting on a girl. I know you'd never say yes, but there's something about being like I have that reputation Did Nikki smokes ask you about the text he sent me last night? No, why does he keep texting you? I don't know nothing good ever comes from I just don't know how to reply to him. What do you ask? Said didn't know chicks listed a PMT. Just met one hot as fuck easiest swoop of my life. Thanks for the lob Oh my god On to that oh You're an accomplice in easiest one of his life. He's just lob of his life. Maybe a scoop scoop

Oh, thanks. Oh like He came into my office. He's like hey, sorry to be a text I was like he did me to text it and also like I don't really care, but I also I don't know what I would respond Like I'm supposed to be like hell. Yeah, brother Told you I heard him flirt that's I tell you guys I heard him flirting outside of the office before It was a girl talking. It was not it had nothing to do with the conversation He was just like so wait you hate my lips, she was like what he's like I thought you said

you hated my lips oh he's just lob thanks for the lob oh you're like Dwayne Wade LeBron on the fast break yes I responded with that that's what in his mind that's what I respond with yeah I think your face over Dwayne's, his over LeBron's, and then LeBron's dunking an ass. I'll tell you something. LeBron dunking an ass. You can do that. Yes, that's one he could have just holstered.

Has he ever had one he couldn't have holstered? No. No, probably not. He's never bit his tongue. I'll see you at the day, Ed. All right, see you at the day Ed Yeah, yeah, also who's going to the fucking night then That's that's for anybody's for men the creatures Saturdays for the boys. That's right. Just him and mints

At his house or at a bar with a pizza place. Oh, that's fun. He threw himself a pizza party Yeah, and then a nightclub party Make sure he hits everything. Okay, you're going to the night one, right? Yeah, it is. I'm going to the night one, yeah, yeah, yeah. We do have a sitter for me and the Beaver going out for your party. Oh, he's coming too?

Great. He just texted me, he's been trapped on the runway with both our boys for almost two hours now. Oh. Not going anywhere with. After landing or before taking off? Before taking off. Oh. And he sent me a video and our one-year-old is just cooking a seat in front of him. Oh not going anywhere wait after landing or before taking off before take oh

And he sent me a video and our one-year-old It's one thing to get trapped when you're after you've landed But to get trapped before you've taken off and knowing that you still have the entire plane ride to go that's that's like he Like he deserves like a newspaper article Like if you survived that they got to get the fire trucks coming that they deserves journalism when he lands plane nothing Fuck no that is that is about the worst you could come up with sitting on a plane Who should I go get for the gauntlet we're doing Palo? Oh, I forgot forgot for you. Just fly private Kate. Yeah, come on

Yeah, that's true Oh that looks like it sucks He's sending me like I just feel so bad for him No, it keeps getting delayed because of weather and it's just longer and longer and he said the plane is very hot What do you even do go you're in panic mode would you touch do you touch the kid or Have you replied you smother them with kisses? I say you should like go lay down on the couch and be like oh Hanging that's brutal Palos about to do the buck gauntlet

All right go grab Palo So we got to do the plan of fitness go yeah, I want him to do that. Yeah, okay Oh, I guess so not a regular that and then he could do the yeah an official time an official time all right So yeah figure out who could do that Everybody can get strong at planet fitness high-value membership that supports any fitness journey over 27700 club locations most clubs open 24 hours They got the barbells They got the Smith machine Brandon's been on the treadmill mince he's been on the treadmill. He runs so fast so fast stair master

It's all there planet fitness is the best so we're all strong on this planet Join today in club Online or in the free pf app Wyatt recused himself from goalie wow yeah, they had tryouts and who won young lockwood. Oh nice Brandon you got to do the gauntlet first plan of fitness. Yeah Don't walk you know you heard anything yeah, I heard my team. Oh, yeah. I remember you saying that.

You got to do one exercise. It's a plan of fitness gauntlet. Okay, but why do I have to do it? Was there a wheel? Yeah, there was a wheel. Was there a wheel? No. I can't lie to you.

What are you making that face for, Eddie? I thought there was a wheel. I thought I saw a wheel. You don't think there was a wheel? We actually don't know conclusively if there was a wheel or not. Spin the wheel. We were all looking away. We're not sure.

And whoever it comes up on will do the gauntlet. They're landing on Che? It did land on Che, if we're doing that. Spin the wheel. We got a new goalie. There were tryouts. Yeah. There were loud tryouts. There were destructive goalie. There were tryouts. Yeah, there were loud tryouts

There were destructive tryouts this morning. No, it's a couple days ago after like four o'clock It was competitive Come on you are I'll do it. All right, let's go. Okay. What is this? Good you something? I'm playing a fitness. Would you like these five girls? Okay What is this gonna do something on playing fitness? Would you like these five girls? Okay? Oh Got it I've tried to push downs so you got the weekend off Kate They're coming home I've had a free several days. Pat was down with his family.

That's why I went to a concert Wednesday night. I painted the bedroom. What did you do? I don't know. That's big, Kate. Also, the Italian neck bone dinner guy from my neighborhood. I'm doing nights in Venice with him on Saturday night. Then the downtown has like a colorful boat parade at night.

Like all the boats get lit up, and it's like a Knight in Venice. Do we know what neck bone means though? I still, I went to that dinner, I still couldn't tell you. Okay, okay. So. But now you're doing Knights in Venice. Now I'm doing Knights in Venice.

Very nice. I'm having in. Okay, we need you at the neck bone. The local funeral home director on my block. Very exciting. I can't wait to see Paulo. Yeah. He's built like a rugby player to me.

Yeah? He's got like a, could see him in a scrum. KB's coaching him up. Oh, whoa. What? I just saw a bull video that was gruesome. I've been, I avoid that stuff.

I try not to see it and it still finds me Yeah, his face was like peeling off. That's that's But like Ten years ago that would have ruined my week and now I just he said Scary do you have like a bunch of videos that like scarred you yes? Yes, yeah, I have certain ones that because I didn't want to see them, they just fucking pop up now. It's crazy. The guy got getting trampled by the elephant.

Fuck me up bad. That was a bad one. Really bad. Alright. Ready, Kyle? Alright, here we go. Three, two, one. That's why we always bring up the wingsuit. There was the guy that hit the bridge.

Yeah. That sound. Alright, Dean Dean Come on Kyle He's on the right track Good earth tones today on him Great earth tones with a fresh haircut He looks good Whoa

Jesus Holy shit Who's in the net? Nice shot That's Owen Lockwood Holy shit Oh thanks cousin Oh really?

He is really, really great guy. Oh, he might be a good goalie. Fuck. Oh, that went in. Oh, tricep. Look at that. Great form. Great form. Kyle just looks good. Is this the best Kyle's ever looked? Until tomorrow.

Yeah. True. But there was a time when he was really skinny. LA Super Bowl was my... Yeah, that was a good looking Kyle. He back flipped. Can you imagine if he had a Pappy and Tang before this? Oh, my God.

I can't wait. I can't believe the actual account. So many people will probably be mad at that. Oh, yeah How's the issue from half court is my favorite whenever he makes it He's always turns around in shots. Oh, Kyle. Oh, he's lurking. Oh, he's lurking. Fuck yeah.

Trivia? 11 states, Board of Canada. Halle Berry. Lucy Liu. supporter Canada Halle Berry Lucy Lou Charlie's Angel I don't know Charlie's Angels for Red Sox White So Sox, Jazz. Oh, we had this one the other day. Oh, the same one, yeah. Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Montana,

North Dakota, Minnesota. Time, good one. Two for you. You looked good doing it. Shout out to Danny and Nora. Minnesota. Time. Good one. Two for you. You looked good doing it. Shout out to Danny and Nora. Danny's our sporco guy, he's here. Oh yeah.

He's in Chicago this weekend, they're in the back there. Welcome back guys. Do you know where they're staying? I believe. Your apartment? That's also a hotel? Close. Oh.

I'll say it's a hotel with a sliding. Oh! Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah's a hotel with a sliding Yeah, we're standing in the Sibiris this weekend Any jackknifes they brought goggles you Some advanced techniques How is it well we're stay there tonight so tonight and tomorrow. Fuck yeah. What room are you in? Like what the- The majestic pool suite?

Oh yeah. The pool, the hot tub, massage chairs, everything. Oh, hell yeah. Mirror on the ceiling. So does the- Oh, the view dog. Oh yeah. So does the whole room smell like swimming pool?

We don't see. No, yeah. I don't know I know someone who's conceived. I haven't yet. You know a Sybaris conception. Yeah Wait a what I know someone who's conceived there and someone who took a hooker there Wow Cool people just tell you anything yeah, and what is that? It's got that quality to him he does Sybaris has been around don't they know you're gonna tell who knows their conception It's a you know a narrowed down Yeah number of dates, but who is like interested in like uncovering that I don't think she was interested

I think they just blurted it told her yeah On solicited I know some wedding night conceptions. Hmm really yeah my boy Nate Really his kid was there the product of their wedding night. Wow. I think that's like the most beautiful thing. Yeah. Yeah. It's the most traditional thing you could do. Alright, ready Palo? Palo, you don't have to do the planet fitness part. He's got all the hair crew cheering him on. Yeah, I know. Cornhole, soccer, baseball, football.

I'll be with you. Oh, look at them all. That's really nice. What, the guys? Yeah, the guys. All right, guys. Apparently the group chat's very, very active. No, no, no. I'm jealous. All right. Three, two, one, guys. Apparently the group chat's very, very active. No, no, no, no. I'm jealous.

All right. Three, two, one, go. Come on, Paolo. Good calf muscles on him, too. Yeah. Wow. He's got those UPS driver hands. Canadian white socks, Dave.

But happy. Uh-oh. You're doing all right. Ah! Uh oh, you're doing alright. Should we hit up Danny Bush check? Is it brother's wedding? Oh yeah, did he trim? Jesus! Oh, god damn. Was he a goalie in college?

No, no. In it. So I know I really enjoyed baseball dodgeball yesterday. I think it has potential. It was kind of fun. That's it, Paolo. How's beast? Oh, oh, oh, there we go.

Come on. Yes. Paolo. Oh, come on. Yes. Yes. No hosing today. No hosing today. Let's go.

Uh oh. Yes. You're doing great, hurry, hurry! Come sit down in a chair, pull a mic up. Into the scan. Oh my god, I can't see anything. Okay. Eight Jewish holidays?

Colors of a rainbow. Hanukkah? Seven colors of a rainbow. Blue, purple, red, yellow, green. What are the other, I really can't see. Nordic countries. What are some Nordic countries? Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Iceland, Finland.

Time! 2.18. Paolo! Great time! What a run! Well, you're still doing physical activity. Us either. You're good.

That was awesome, Paolo. 2.18's a good time. Is it? Yes. It's really good. Great time. I'll take it, I was worried and nervous. Oh. Whew. 2.18. P-A-O-L. How do you spell Paolo? Oh, I can't believe I... Yes, really good great time. I'll take it. I was worried and nervous whoo

Oh, I can't believe I spoke Paulo. Thank you so much for yeah, of course and also. How do you spell your name? Paolo nice there it is yeah, is that what is that Italian Italian? Yeah? Great job. Fuck. Were they rooting you on over there, giving you words of encouragement? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no they were. No hosing today. Yeah, no. I'm just happy I didn't completely

embarrass myself. Not at all. Dude, you're in the top 50 out of hundreds. Out of hundreds. Oh, that's cool. I'm gonna try to breathe further away from the mic. What's up, Paula? So what do the Transplant boys have planned this weekend?

Well, we're going to, sorry, yeah, we're going to one of the Socks versus Cubs games. Nice. I think one of the guys that came on Baldstool, he had a contact, so we're gonna do like a whole pregame thing. Fantastic. And I think- Wait, was that just White Sox Dave?

No, it was, no, so- That would be one of the boys. And yeah, I think we have a restaurant planned for tomorrow. We might stop by the office, because there's one guy that didn't make it today, Noah, and he really wanted to see the office. So we might come and give him a tour. Nice.

I'm not sure what else. I mean, I just want to eat all the fatty Chicago foods, like Italian beefs and Chicago dogs, tavern pizza, things like that. So as long as I get to do those things. Love that. Easy man to please. Yeah.

Yeah. It is technically my first time in Chicago. What is that technical? Well, because I've been to O'Hare a million times. So I've had a Chicago dog at O'Hare. I've had an Italian beef at O'Hare. It's not the same thing So yeah, so yeah other than that. I will probably play it by ear and see what's going on, but I'm sure we'll find something to do

Cool well, thanks Palo. Okay. Thank you so much. Thanks for having me crushed it your Paula Alright, so I'm out Monday Tuesday Wednesday Eddie you in yeah All right, so I'm out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Eddie, you in? Yeah, I'll be here. We're out. And Titus is back, right? Nick and I are out. When?

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Oh, I fucking love that. Thursday. You love that? Do you love that? No, because I'm out. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no FOMO.

We are. Yeah, the FOMO decreases a little bit. We're wrapping up the mascots. The mascots. There's a lot of boys out there. Dude, I'm like jealous of this crew. Good crew. This is such a good little squad. I was never in of this crew. Such a good little squad.

I was never in a fraternity. I was never in, you know, organized sports. I will never have a brotherhood. I have you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But these guys love each other. Yeah.

I love that. Head back on. Is Ryan dressed as a race car driver? Yeah. Yeah, I think he is fine why not Alright so you're you're out Thursday as well We are no we're back Thursday. We land. Oh, we land at 11 a.m. Oh, so you're here. Yeah. Yeah, we could go Yeah, if we tight is his back right yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be back I'm sure let me fill in but I got some back

Yeah, I think you're just officially first guy off the bench which happens pretty much every day Group text Let you know yeah, I don't well Ed be chatty in the group text mmm. Why is there a rule? It's it's's a lot of business. I'm not that chatty. I wish it was more. I wish it would not be noticed. I think it's maybe there's too many people. I don't know. No, it really has Dan texted in the group text and then everybody will. Kate starts convo's. I do. I know. TJ starts converse. I do I know TJ starts calm. I don't expect a response though. I just Well, you don't look at your you don't look at any group text that's true. I know I look at them

I just don't really Well, that's read them. So you're You're a problem a reader. Yeah, you're a problem because group text etiquette, that's where a group text dies when multiple people stop responding or interacting. And then everyone gets gun shy. Well, I think I could survive an audit of the group text.

I would be fine. Why don't we try a week where you have to respond to everyone's group? Everyone? Yeah, everyone. Every group I'm in? No, every text in the act group text. You gotta give us something. All right. I got three responses yesterday. I'm in no every text in the accrued text you got to give us something alright

I got three responses yesterday. I felt really good felt really good Yeah, I try to do I try to give a response just if there's not one there as an etiquette thing Then it becomes an etiquette thing yeah Authentic yeah, but the etiquette will then drive more. I know it's What happens when a conversation just all etiquette thing yeah no The etiquette will then drive more. I know it's a what happens when a conversation just all etiquette Let's try it. It's not pure and all etiquette conversation. Yeah, I Don't even know how to begin Hey guys hey

Little hot I have one more conversation piece. I'd like to throw out to the crowd. Okay great I have it on a I Don't want to reveal my sources, but I'm pretty good authority within our lifetime. There's going to be an anti Aging thing that will work and will be available to are you making some pretty serious? Authority what well you're pretty sure It'll be available, but it won't be like for the math It'll be extremely expensive and available to the top one percent

I'm gonna ask if you guys are able to do this and let's say it's available in 25 30 years 35 years 40 years Something like that would you would you purchase it what does it reverse or just anti-age? Yeah, it'll it'll keep you it'll it'll know the way it was described to me It's aging is it is a disease and it will prevent you from aging further. I think aging is pretty natural No, because in 30 40 years. I'm gonna probably hate being old Right like if I was if I could do it at 20, how did you you don't want it? You don't want to like who's your inside? Who are you yeah, I feel like I was pretty clear I'm not gonna reveal that Are you like a CIA plan I'm so confused

Who told is this something you saw or someone unsolicited sent it to you David Goggins was it Jersey Jerry? Nobody's I know it's not true. It's it's It's someone in the medical community that nobody knows What anybody? That's not the point of the question But like how is it somebody you know personally or do they reach out to you? I'm not gonna get into that part This is the most tightly guarded you've ever been about a secret before you're gonna tell us off there You think this is gonna slow aging?

Or completely halt it and you'll never die It's hard to answer the question without knowing the source The source is nothing to do with it. It's a reputable source. In the anti-aging community. In the medical community. What a Friday. Dr. Phil? So we're gonna be given the opportunity

to achieve immortality? Correct. Or you just don't die of old age. Who the fuck told you this? Couldn't they solve cancer first then, if they can solve death? I didn't say it was gonna be like tomorrow. I might have to take this so I can't die so that I can find out who told you

Just quite I mean are you in danger spreading this information no You can't tell me when you were given this information was it when one of your boys was in town Can you tell me what you were given this information. Was it when one of your boys was in town? Can you tell me what medium you received this information on? K, is it one of your boys? No. None of my boys are doctors. Can you answer any questions? I cannot go any further.

What? That was not the point. No, but that's the point of this. The point is irrelevant. That would be the biggest news of all time It's 2025 right now it ain't gonna be the wall till 2050 Because you're kind of breaking truly out of human history the biggest deal You just did it. This is a hypothetical

No, it's not because you just said it will happen. It's just a choice for us now. From a reputable source. Hypothetically, it's happened. In the medical community that he cannot reveal, cannot say how he got it, but he got it. 25 years.

That's crazy. And this is nuts. This guy's like, I have to tell Steve. Yeah, how do you know this person? That's not the question. Yes, it is. It is now. All right, fine. All right, alright Stephen the answer to your question is no. I would not take it

I have a thought starter for you guys. Yes, who the fuck sent even that? So now we're on a second second part of the conversation. I'll answer to you. Yes, I would take it But what were you saying who the fuck sent? Yeah, who did sent this? Who sent it to you? So we've done your hypothetical, now it's ours. I mean I started off mine with I cannot go. But like why? What's the repercussion? I just thought it'd be fun conversation started to see if you guys would drink from the fountain of youth. Are you in danger?

No. Not that I know of. Is this person in danger? Can I ask was this received in person via DM? No he said he wouldn't reveal it. I asked the medium. He's getting straight. He's getting straight. Said he can't reveal the medium.

And what's the worst case scenario if we find your source? I would just rather this not get out. Who? Steve, I'm like, you're sounding to my fault. The way it was communicated to me, but it was legitimate. Yeah, we can't. Was it unsolicited? we yeah, we can't All right, I guess I'm ecstatic now was it unsolicited I

Don't want to go into So basically we sign off for the weekend You just decided to break that aging has been solved at two o'clock on a Friday, and you will not get no It's not solved yet, but it will but it will be how sure How confident are you that it will be in our lifetime? Very Extremely were you explained like the process of it or no it will be like I don't know if it's necessarily It'll be like a medic aging will be treated like a disease. And this will be a cure for this. And we will become impervious to death,

and then what, live? Not necessarily impervious to death, but your biological clock is associated with pregnancy. But like, you will not age past whatever age you start taking this up. Jay, thank you for telling us. Wow. I mean, this was supposed way. Let's be a

Topic starter, but it was This should have been Hey, welcome to yak row back calm promocore First purchase cues as Polis hoodies joggers shorts. Hey, we're gonna stop aging TJ plays the breaking news Everybody listening you'll never die Her Steven show. No, it's it's not gonna be available to the masses it like big cat might be able to get it So would you do it? I'm not gonna Would you do it? I break very right for me?

I'm not be able to but this sounds like a situation that if all the richest people in the world do it They're just gonna kill the rich people it is not from this article We were hold in person You would you would if I were to take this I would be what? 65 at the earliest probably so yeah, I don't think I would do it All right, I think should we beat him up You won't even tell us off camera. We might have to beat him up.

No. I'm gonna, Kyle, can you beat him up with me? We gotta beat it out of him? I'm down to beat it out of him. Physically beat it out of him. Did this person tell you to keep it a secret? It was under that guy's, yes. So maybe they, but then you didn't really

keep it I I even I actually now I'm worried for him yeah me too I'm like easy and you can't tell us that I did this was about the information this has more about the hypothetical question if you're you know whatever the age of 55 to 80 are you gonna do this or would you be interested in doing that? Because I feel like yet 25 you know no-brainer. I Actually don't know if that's a no-brainer 25 I don't know like messing with that stuff always is there's There's unintended consequences something worse. We're not thinking about Like if you just never age past the age of 25,

that's weird. Yeah. I'm trying to make the next contracts you can get. And is it all or nothing? Is it a cream that I could do it for like a few years and then I could be like, oh, I'm already an age? That part I'm unclear on. Yeah, cause I would regret it eventually.

Yes. I need to know yeah, cuz I would regret it eventually yes, I Need to know this I did too. I feel like we might have been in the wrong generation for this, but let's beat his ass Yeah, no, I'm saying we're gonna beat the fuck out I could tell you as much as you want. It's not really gonna change the next case race. We're to getting it out of you Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna sing like a canary. Yep Okay, well, I guess let's spin the wheel that was quite the cliffhanger have a good weekend everybody Yeah, this would just end in if the only the richest people could do it they would be the the masses would just end up killing The richest people yeah, there would be like a yeah

We're a vault sort of yeah upheaval All right, it's all right. I spin the wheel Blutman says he put cheese behind you Brandon. I've already gotten rid of it, okay? You eat it. No I threw it over there Yeah, all right. it's already on the floor. Ooh, there it is, the cheese. You got cheese. Oh man. Yeah, that was worth it.

All right, we're gonna push this back. Well, actually, you guys can decide Monday what you wanna do with it. I would like to see you again. I'll figure it out. I haven't seen you all week. Yeah. Yeah, I miss you.

It's been hard to interact. Yeah. We finally found a hole today where we can see each other. Yep, right over the dome. Yeah. Yeah, I miss you. It's been hard to like interact. Yeah. We finally found a hole today where we can see each other. Yep, right over the dome. Yeah. All right, spin the wheel. Thanks a lot, Steven.

Yeah, I'm all fucked up now. Yeah, I really am. Yeah. I better not die this weekend. We have to wait 25 years to find out the answer. We're driving. All right, see you everyone on Monday. Woo!

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