The Yak - KB's Pushing to Get an Office Cat | The Yak 2-3-25

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

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No Kate. No Kate. There she is. Kate's here. Right, yeah. All right, we gotta get through this. Nah, you gotta get used to that central time. We gotta get through the, wait.

Where do we go? It's just like the yacht side. Yeah, just like a regular seating. Okay, sit next to me. We gotta get used to the Super Bowl set, which looks phenomenal. Shout out all the behind the scenes people, awesome set, minus Pete.

Pete just does not, refuses to give us headphones. We've said it a million times, when we do this show without headphones, it's awkward, it's weird. So we gotta get through today. And then he promised headphones. He said, if I don't get headphones, I'm gonna kill both of my dogs.

That's what he said. He did say that. He did say that. So, he was like, I'm gonna do it and I'll do it on Twitter Spaces. Yeah. So hello. Killing dogs on the Spaces is funny.

Yeah. It's the sound of it. Yeah. He'll do one video, one audio. That's fine. I killing dogs on the spaces is funny. Yeah, the sound of it. Yeah He'll do one one video one audio That's fine. Yeah How's everyone doing? Yeah, it's you know, it's awkward Fucking awkward. It's awkward. We need the head to six days to warm up to yeah, and then it's time to go back. Yeah Does Pete still have the rented dog? Yeah Pete you still got the rented

dog? Where's Pete? He's quenching his thirst back there. He's he's sorry and we got a toilet. Hey you still got that rented dog? I just said that you're gonna kill both your dogs if you don't get his headphones by tomorrow. Yeah you are. Okay. What's in the thermos Pete? What's in there? Take a drink. Take a sip. Oh! Nah, it's coffee. It's coffee. Alright, so you can't drink coffee that fast. It'd be way too hot.

We do have a lot of things we gotta talk about because the last episode we had was the case race, but Pete has put a wrinkle in all this because he's basically big dick to this entire show. That's what happened. I don't know if he big dicked it. He fucked us. I walked in, I said, hey, can we get headphones? And he's like, I don't know if he big-dicted I walked I walked in I said hey can we get headphones he's like you don't need headphones and then it

became a mono-e-mono big dick off because when you asked Pete for something he always thinks you're joking right but I'm not I explained to him I was like I headphones make this show I would be keen on some headphones right yeah what he's a kid he never is awkward. I would enjoy some... I can't hear people over there. Yeah, it's hard. I would like some headphones. What are you guys looking at? Hi Mike. Hi Mike.

Oh shit. Why are you... God damn it. Dude. Where'd my mic go? Did you not put it on? Did you swallow it? Heck.

You never put it on. Oh fuck. You're bad at your job. You were just on a show before this. I thought I had it on the whole time. Do you know what it fixed? What it did? Oh, fuck. You're bad at your job. You were just on a show before this. I thought I had it on the whole time. Do you know what would have fixed that is the headphones?

If I had headphones, I could hear that I couldn't talk. Yeah, you could have heard it. That's true. Sorry, that's my fault, everybody. That's on me. You just never put it on. That's me being a leader right there. My bad.

Okay. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Super Bowl Week. Hello. Let's restart. Yeah. Chase a giant pussy. I'm glad we were starting there. Yeah we have to start there and Brandon thought, Brandon was like you better you better go after him for this. I was like of course I will. I said which one are we going after him for? The fact that he put himself into a hospital and said he had a heart attack

and then the doctor came back and said hey actually you're dehydrated because you drank 20 beers and slept on a floor. No, you better go after him for that. I did not sleep on the floor. I may have fell asleep on the floor for like 5 minutes. I slept in a cot overnight. Do you still think that the case race had nothing to do with you being like oh I'm having a heart attack?

Oh certainly it did. Yes. For sure. What did you say the other day that it wasn't related? You were hungover. Being like oh, I'm having a heart attack. Oh certainly And there's a chant I I didn't feel on over You you felt anxiety for the first time in your life. Maybe you didn't know what it was. Yeah, it was very it was Anxiousness they said the the three causes were either stress anxiety or uh... you had twenty bt that's what i have a yes order to have your first time really being hung over

like that i've been horrible hangovers but yeah this one was different i got i'd took a new book home responsibly because you know to drive the next morning wasn't drunk though time out yeah you slept time out time out time out no this isn't out of everything those are the dorkiest socks I've ever seen in my life oh god damn it why am I not loving my own socks? I bought these at an airport

that's hot dog pretzel New York does that even make sense? New York. When I tell you why I got them, it will make perfect sense. I need to see tomorrow. You better show up here with, I don't know, beignet, crawfish. First off, are we being mean to Che today? No. What do you mean? It's his birthday. Oh.

Oh shit. Che, I got you a birthday gift that includes new socks. Oh great, I want to get some. Today is his fucking birthday. I'm 39. Happy birthday Che. Thank you. It's his birthday! It's his fucking birthday! It's 39! Happy birthday, Chad!

He's the one with the red t-shirt! No, I'm talking to that woman! We're not going to say it was your birthday! We started this shop, we're not talking to each other for like five days. So, talk about chasing put a C. It's your birthday? It is, yeah. Permission as a birthday gift.

We got a birthday gift tonight. Permission to continue berating you. Yeah, of course. Okay, alright, cool. So, we're gonna be doing this today. What are you gonna tell us? I brought him a gift. What's his gift?

It includes new socks. You got him new socks? I can't believe it's his birthday. Honorary pussies goes to us because we were tiptoeing around calling him a pussy the last episode for going to the hospital. Right, although I actually want to say I think we did a good job because he explicitly told us to not mention that he went to the hospital and that lasted all of like five minutes. So I think we still got it in the fact that we recognize how wrong he was. That's fair. Happy birthday brother. What do you want me to start? Alright, happy birthday. Thank you.

Start with the socks. Alright, what's the best pair of socks we got? The pizza hot socks we got for Yak basketball. Yep. So I was flying back New Year's Eve. Are you not color coordinated but you're trying to color coordinate today? The shorts are more faded than I would like, but let's start with the socks. Why are you wearing books? Okay. It's his birthday.

Yeah, it's his birthday. So, I was supposed to fly on New Year's Eve, fly back, our flight got delayed. So they gave us a week to stay over. We're all the way back on New Year's Eve? Yeah, 2024. Why? I'm doing the sock story.

Okay, sorry. So they- Wait, wait, I was just texting Proudleburg to see if he'd come on. Wait, The socks story. Okay. Wait, I was just texting Prada Bird to see if he'd come on. What year is it? 2024. So this is a month ago. Yeah, a few days ago. Okay. This flight got delayed.

The airline, and we'd stayed overnight, so the airline gave us a bunch of vouchers, but we had to use them. Where were you? Newark. How does this end up in socks? So, they gave me $40 in airline vouchersers or like airport credits, but I had to use them the next day. So I had to spend $40.

It's one hamburger. You were delayed, they gave you $40. The Hudson News. Yeah, well they gave us the hotel, but then yeah, $40 in vouchers. So I'm going to spend $40 on Hudson News. They had some nice socks, they look just like the Pizza Hut socks. They are the same kind as the Pizza Hut socks. They're awesome.

Wow. And I saw them and I was like, hell yeah. Yet again he wins. So these are my new favorite pair. You didn't realize they were the Pizza Hut socks. I mean, they look comfortable. Damn. But on our first day in New Orleans,

you're wearing hot dog pretzels. Hot dog pretzel in New York. The Pizza Hut socks are the best socks you own? Remember the ones we got. I remember the Pizza Hut socks. They're very comfortable. They're good socks. I can't believe it's his birthday.

I feel bad. I also. I mean, we knew it was his birthday. He's part of the case rate, the birthday case rate. Can we also just real quick? Yeah, but I thought for some reason it was like later this week. Birthdays, that's really where it went bad

with the headphones now that I'm thinking about it. Pete said to me, he's like, what's it like being 40? Can't wait to be 40 in two years. And I forgot that I'm older than Pete more than Pete. I wanted to kill myself. That's crazy. Yeah, I want to kill myself when he does that. He seems older than me and I'm significantly older.

Right, all right, back to Che, back to birthday boy. Yes, so hospital, yeah, I woke up the next day, took an Uber home, was home for two hours and didn't feel great, could feel like a... A murmur. Wait, you're just retelling the fake heart attack? We've already done that. You guys were asking.

You were anxious. Get him back on track, Kyle. Give him another gift. You want to open my gift? Yeah. Yeah. More of a, yeah. All right.

That's funnier than the top of a head bag. All right, so we'll start with some beautiful socks. Oh. Impala Skate. We got some gold, three pairs. Yeah, three pairs, yellow, very nice, thank you Kyle. How did you get these with the socks going on too? Uh, Spandex Durag.

Put it on. Sand dollar pattern women's. All right, put it on, yeah. You're always behind one of those. Well, you gotta put on everything. What's next? Hey Danny, you're so far away because we don't have headphones. How's the weather over there?

I'm just gonna keep walking. Roller skates. Whoa! Gold roller skates. Damn, Steve. I mean, these are beautiful. Size? Try them all on.

14 women. We have a patio. 12 men. You got room to skate. Wow. Put them on, Chet. It looks like they'll fit. Wait, hold on.

Let me take a picture of you with him. 12 men. That's 12 men. That's 12 men. 12 men. Why'd you say women's? Did you only read the women's size? You could fit into 12 men?

OK. Yes. Baby, where did you get this? I don't know, it's just a one. You could fit into 12 men? Okay. It's okay. Yes. Where did you get this? Online. The new bag was nearby. And I got you tequila, but I don't know what the sponsorship deal is. Oh, thank you very much, thank you very much.

I can't believe we were shitting on him for the first 10 minutes. It's so weird. That's all good. Che, you're about to look really cool. Get those skates on, Che. Well, I'm going durag first. Oh.

Yeah, you gotta go durag before skates. Did anyone taste the night yesterday? Huh? Did anyone go out? Did anyone go out? I was at dinner. I got very drunk by accident. You got very drunk by accident? How late did you stay out? Pretty late out? I was at dinner. I got very drunk by accident. You got very drunk by accident?

How late did you stay out? Pretty late. Pretty hammered actually. I was just sleeping in the bar. Check off your sunglasses real quick. Oh yeah, okay. You look fine. Did you throw up?

Yeah, that's right. I did not throw up. I can't remember. Oh my god. You look good. You look cool. Yeah, you look cool. Take your shirt off.

You somehow are pulling it off. I'm going to go get my shirt. I'm going to go get my shirt. I'm going to go get my shirt. I'm going to go get my shirt. I'm going to go get my shirt. I'm going to go get my shirt. I'm going to go get my shirt. You look good. You look cool. Yeah, you look cool. Take your shirt off. You somehow are pulling it off. Um. Yeah, I was most wanted.

Wait, how late did you say out Danny? Um, probably like one. Damn. Yeah, first time in New Orleans I kind of overdid it first night. I didn't realize the Eagles and Chiefs are like staying like right across the street from us. I didn't know that. I saw James Winston in the hotel last night. Yeah, he came on PMT. Oh that makes sense. Yeah Next way in which hotel? Our hotel. The Crowne Plaza. They're staying at the same hotel?

No. No. No. Across the street. The Eagles and Chiefs are somewhere across the street. They have them in the same hotel? They are not staying at the same hotel. There's like homeland security everywhere. Mike, security guard Mike got his sandwich stolen by a dog today. What? No! And it was a big sandwich. Did you see he brought back snack time? Oh yeah, I saw that snack time this morning.

Show the video TJ. It was a big sandwich and a dog just snatched it out of his hands walking down the street. Has Mike ever said publicly the one rule of snack time? It's just not eat. You don't eat the food. You never eat the food. Every snack time is the street. As Mike ever said publicly, the one rule of snack time. It's just not eat. You don't eat the food. You never eat. You never eat the food. Every snack time is the same.

It's like, I got 12 pounds of chicken parm, 10 pounds of rigatoni, and all right, I'm going to take a big shit. I'll see you in 30 minutes. Pure suspense every time. It's the one rule of snack. All right, snack time. I'm in New Orleans for the Super Bowl. I'm starving.

I need a breakfast. I went across the street to the supermarket. I went to the deli sandwich, believe it or not. I'm not really Orleans for the Super Bowl. I'm starving, I need a breakfast. I went across the street to the supermarket. I went to the deli sandwich, believe it or not. I'm not really a breakfast guy, breakfast food guy. So I went to the sandwich, they wouldn't make it for me. They said they don't make deli sandwiches. You have to buy the cold cuts and the bread separate. So I bought this semolina bread.

I asked them to cut it for me. I bought the cold cuts. I bought some ham, pepperoni. Service is very slow, could not wait for the condiments. It was taking forever. I said, just let me have it. I made this. I'm gonna crush, pepperoni. Service is very slow, could not wait for the condiments. It was taking forever. I said, just let me have it. I made this.

I'm gonna crush this for breakfast. And that's it. Only Enola. All right, snack time. Also, a dog took that? You can only get that from anywhere. Only a shitty sandwich can be had anywhere. No, only Enola can you get that.

A dog snatched out of his hands. Who's trying to book you for snack time? I might eat though. Can't I want him to get like a hundred thousand followers on Tik Tok and then finally eat. People would be so pissed. So pissed. But yeah. Oh, a dog snaps out of his hands. A Homeland security dog. No way. Yep. Mike, how the dog snatch out your hands. You hold it real quick. He looks pissed. Talk to that Mike to them Mike so you was it could we say that you did not have good ball security on the sandwich

Okay, so what happened? Yeah, the ball down here. Oh It's gonna question. I didn't want to hold it here cuz it was tremendous I was embarrassed so I was kind of like holding it like here behind my leg to talk to the guy. You were trying to hide it? I was trying to hide it, yeah. You were walking all sandwiched by your leg? Like down here, I was holding it. What?

And I was asking him a question. I didn't know who was coming. They had like a dignitary coming. And all of a sudden the dog snatched the fucking sandwich out of my hand. We had someone on this show with a similar story too. Oh, what happened? This girl on the show put food in low places.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. We gotta get to Kate in the show put food in low places. Oh yeah. We gotta get to Kate in the text she sent us this morning. But I, Yeah. Let's just do it right now. She sent it at 11 o'clock last night. How was the walk-in tour, Kate? It was great.

It was, I actually, Did anybody go? I'm sweating my dick off. I ran here from the Maroney suburb. I couldn't, the lift was taking forever. So I was like, it's a mile and a half away and I don't go fast. I was like, fuck, I'm gonna be late.

I'm like drenched in sweat. I can reek right now. It was great. Kate sent us a text at 11.35 last night. Sorry it's so late. It was. Sorry it's so late and this is so dorky, but I booked a top notch walking tour tomorrow at 8.15 a.m.

and can have up to five other people come with if anyone wants to go let me know Nick and I both texted you back at like 8 30 8 45 trying to get on the walking tour and you Late I was already learning sweet. Were you by yourself? Yes Nobody so was you in one other person and I texted other people like anybody anybody So it was you and one other person. And I texted other people. I was like, anybody, anybody? Nobody. It was me alone. If I was awake when you sent that, I would have said no back. Oh, thank you.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm asleep as well. Yeah. No, it was great. I mean, I threw my phone across the room when I woke up and saw it. I missed the walk down. Well, the good news is, tonight when we walk to dinner,

I'm going to be telling you guys everything. Oh, no. I'm an expert. Yeah, the dinners. Well, I learned a lot in that small span. Okay. So what'd you learn? Have you seen the little metal disks all over the sidewalk?

No. They're like pounded into the sidewalk every 10 feet. Okay. Termite poison. Oh. I saw that on YouTube shorts. Yeah. That they had to do a walking tour, yeah.

Yeah, billions a year on fighting the termite. They came over on boats after World War II when they started eating the city. It's a huge problem. Billions. Well on fighting the termite. They came over on boats after World War II when they started eating the city. It's a huge problem. Billions. Well, millions, I guess. Just look at that. Potato batato.

Change. Change looks utterly ridiculous, and I'm wearing a bucket hat. You look really cool. When in Rome. What? No. No.

No. What? He's got caramel into one of his shoes. Oh, that's nice. Wow, that was really thoughtful, man. Old shoes. Oh, that's nice. Wow, that was really thoughtful, man. Old Francis, yeah, very thoughtful gift. Skates.

I feel like he would go down like Bourbon Street in those. I feel like he would, too. Might be tough on a cobble thing, but I can give this a go up here. It seems pretty safe. Wait, are you gonna eat the caramel? Oh, sure. You wanna review it for us?

Do you want some tequila? I don't know if we're allowed. Yeah, all right, let's pour up tequila for Jay's birthday. No booze for me, sorry. Why, because you're a fake heart attack? Why, because you're a fake heart attack? Is that risk? This is an L. Francis.

He's a fake heart attack survivor. Caramel. Jay, now you're 39. 39. How disappointed was the doctor when he told you, like, hey, you just needed a cup of water? They didn't say that. I mean, I legit went, I thought it was nothing,

but then when I went to the first doctor, they said, like, I had to go to the emergency room. So had that been, then be like, oh, this is nothing, or you just drank too much, that would have been the best news possible. Yeah. They also wanted to charge you for the EKG. Mm-hmm.

Probably, yeah. And you probably also were like, I'm dying. No, I was like, oh, this is weird, can I just get checked out? And they're like, all right, we'll give up to the EKG, did it, and then she came back, she's like, I don't like your results, you should go to the ER immediately.

Can we send in the doctor on this durag and skates? I mean, he's probably gonna fall on her himself. All right, what brand was this? L. Francis, I believe. L. Francis Caramel. The two rag is ridiculous. It's really funny. He looks cool, I genuinely think he looks very cool.

Yeah, L. Francis. I don't know, if I'm being honest, it just looks like a brown Starburst. It's a little bit taller. It's got the... I mean, it's got the signature. It looks like caramel. Well, it's got the signature starburst lines on it. What? Starburst lines?

Starburst has lines on it? Yeah, if you pay attention. It's the thickness of two starbursts, which is pretty good. I bet it's chewier. Let's see. Good, good presentation. Perfect, soft, not too soft, like a little bit of pressure right now.

I'm scrunching a little bit, but not too much. You don't want it to fold. The hue is good. Hue is good. So what would you compare the color to? Something natural. This is like Beyonce's hair in Survivor. I don't know if you know.

Wait. Can we pull up Beyonce's hair and survivor? I'm a survivor? Yeah. I hope that's correct. All right. Oh, that seems chewy but it seems like it's going down pretty good. Oh yeah! Oh great! You kind of nailed it! Son of a bitch. It's coming apart at just the right time. Yeah, that makes sense. Uh oh. Oh no.

Alright. Oh no! So right. Oh no. So very good chew, came apart at the right time. Little, it dissolved a little bit too quickly. Oh. That's a review. That's a review, no score? I don't score, not like that, no numbers. So you don't review it at all?

I'll go. Good. Good, okay. Wow. All right. Indeed. I think you. Good. Good, okay. Wow. All right. Indeed. Nobody can give us one skate though. Yeah, you get to skate.

Am I okay to go around? Do you know how to skate? Not too well. What was the last time you got on roller skates? Ooh, I don't know. Early aughts? I wanna say ooh if you didn't know. Oh boy.

Oh no. Or actually no, last time I went on skates was for this show. Yeah. Yeah, we did it around the office. He looks like actually. I love the duerag look for him. He looks great.

He kind of looks like he could be in the Yakuza or something. He kept his pretzel socks on? You got to revolve the hips. Hold on, I got to figure out how these brakes work, because the brakes are on the front. That's right. I don't think you're going to go fast enough to... I think he might break the set.

You're doing it. Wow. Yeah, look at you. He's so proud of himself. Just walking. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Those are so fly. Kyle, how much do those gold skates set you back?

They're not. They're praised for their affordability and accessibility for beginners. All right. No. praise for their affordability and accessibility for beginners. Here he comes. Here he comes. Oh boy. Yep.

And... Swing. Swing. Do you have room in your luggage for those? What? Do you have room in your luggage for those? What? Do you have room in your luggage? Definitely not, but we'll figure out a way. You got it.

Talk about the other Trey thing. Not to... Yeah, yeah. What was that tweet? This is birthday. This is birthday. Which one? This is birthday.

Bud shops? No, the Luca getting traded and if a kid was impregnated... This is how Trey broke down the Luca getting traded, and if a kid was impregnated. This is how Che broke down the Luca trade. If a baby was conceived during the Mav Celtics finals, that kid would be born with Luca Doncich on the Lakers. All right. Yeah. That's true.

That is true. Unless you have like a preemie, but you know. I guess it is. You forgot about preemies. It is in fact true. I guess it is. You forgot about pre-mes. You should have put a parenthesis about pre-mes. There was a guy who responded and he said his baby was conceived during the Western Conference Finals was getting induced this week. It is in fact true, but how is that what you compare the time to? I mean it's a crazy time period.

Maybe you're a Mavs fan having a good time after a Western Conference Finals winpets finals win And then you know, maybe you're gonna name your kid Luca and now Never thought about it that way damn that was actually the first thing I thought about I saw yeah Damn makes you think really makes you think yeah Whoo, so and whenever a huge trade happens in sports. Do you always think about the babies? And whenever a huge trade happens in sports, do you always think about the babies? I mean, you always think about the kids, but not necessarily first. But this one, the timeline was just so crazy.

What a night. What a night. It was a good night on Twitter. Yeah, are you guys, I'm sure you spoke about it already. Is there any new developments? Yeah, it's shocker. No, they just fat shamed him. They traded him because he's getting too fat?

And culture, I said culture. Culture? That's what they said. Jay, what about do a... Oh, you could do... If a baby was conceived at the end of last year in Chicago, they could considerably be a Zach Levine and Demar DeRozan fan.

Yeah. And now they're both on the Kinks. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, that's true. That's nuts. That's wild. Holy shit.

Yeah. I feel like there are better ways to measure that, cause, actually, it was... I'm just giving you your tweet back to you. Yeah, you just disagreed with it. You're disagreeing with it. You just disagreed with your own tweet. Yeah, I guess. Well, their end of the season was April, right?

Yeah. So those babies would be born already. No, they would be, I mean, like late April. It's a little cutting a little close. They played it in the play-in game. Come on, man. Now you're being a little silly. That baby might know Zach Levine is a bull. That's true. Yeah.

It's a weird, I don't know. Bulls, are you happy about the Bulls? Did he use the nickname I gave you? Red Velvet? No, I didn't. I'm sorry, say that again? He asked if I used the nickname he gave me for Kevin Herter.

What was it? Red Velvet. Oh. Sick nickname. I thought he said Red Bull-vit and I was gonna come back. No, the Bulls suck. They just, they should've traded Zach Levine earlier. They, I mean it's pathetic to trade a player and what

you get back is your own pick hmm they got their own pick back. They got their own pick back. I don't even know what that means. They traded when they traded for DeMar DeRozan they traded the Spurs a first-round pick. The Spurs the Kings and the Bulls just did a trade. And the Bulls traded away Zach Levine, and what they got back, they got a couple players back who aren't Zach Levine, and they got their own pick back. The Spurs were like, here, you can have your pick back. Pretty pathetic.

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Johnny's coming through? Johnny's coming through. I think Sass is going to be here at some point this week. Rone's going to be here at some point this week. All the boys. All the boys. So the case race. Some of us here ate another man's vomit.

No names. Forgot about that. Yep. We shouldn't have. Why did you forget about that. We shouldn't have. Why did you forget about that? I think Max just was such the main character. And I think Max took a win. Yes.

He was worried about how he was going to be perceived. He made the case race. He carried the case race. But yeah, we drank another man's vomit. Eight. Eight. He also gave you a warning eight hours before that he he had this idea and you guys spent the next eight hours You could have said no no

Always gonna ingest that no the minute. He said it. We knew it was gonna happen you you knew it was gonna happen Yeah, that's why I actually I got locked in the bathroom and couldn't get out there and that so I couldn't do that sucks Man, you missed out on this down. I couldn't in the bathroom and couldn't get out during that, so I couldn't do it. That sucks, man. You missed out on him. I missed out. I couldn't believe the random Mike. Is that what you mean? Yeah, Mike. He was like, he just happened to be there, and then he got sucked.

Mike lost. And then also the, I don't know if we can show the picture or the clip of when we got emotional with Will, Mike was just sitting there. That was really funny. It was so fucking funny. Just Mike just hanging out while we

were just getting real sappy with each other. Yeah, look at, this is us with Will. Kyle, you had so many great looks. And then Mike's just sitting there, like what's going on? Like Will's last hurrah. Why was he there? Who is that? He drank? That's a really not only are you guys watch season tj can explain it all i watch i mean it was so funny it was here he drank he'd be drinking beer on tiktok everyday until he drank one with data beers

how about the rain is said right next you have to get grace of mali so we drink a beer on tiktok everyday to return to the race and she said you have to do it with the yak. So then he drank a beer on TikTok every day for 126, 27 days until he drank a beer with us. Amazing. Did we assign him a person? Rico Bosco.

Yeah, Rico. Oh, nice. Did Dana steal his bit from this guy? What? No, this is a bit that's been around for a long time. What's Dana's bit? Drinking a beer every day until somebody else knows. Oh.

Yeah. I think he gave up on Stone Cold, though. He did. But yeah, the... PFTs, there was two times, cause I had it on at home, but two times where I had vomit literally almost come out of my mouth was you guys eating the vomit.

Yeah, thinking about that. And PFTs vomit. He had thinking about that. MPFPs vomit. He had so much. So much. And he did a great job of holding it right till he was at the, and then there were people being like, we quit, Nick, on our team. I'm 40 and I drank 12 beers in an hour.

We didn't have enough time. I don't know, I don't have anything else. Did he do in the headstand? That was great. Did I? I was worried about you not living. And then you started busting out push-ups. KB getting caught just red-handed dumping his beer. That was caught?

Yeah. Do you have the clip, TJ? I caught myself. It was so funny. I think I made eye contact with it. It was just the camera just came back to you as you were going like this. What was it for you, just directly on he for? Directly on the ground?

Directly on the ground! It's rodent behavior. What was this? Okay, Chuggin. Does he get caught? He's up to something. He's up to something. Sly. Sly.

Sly start. Ease into it, boy. Look at them street smarts. He's waiting for that. He's looking. He's looking at the camera. I think it's entered my brain. Okay, here we go.

He thinks he's off. Sitting up. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, no. See, he's back on oh. Oh, no. That's a fake.

He's not taking a drink. He's taking something. Oh. Did you spill beer right there? That was an empty look. I look clean. Nice and numb. The application was really good. KB, was your butt really blue?

No, that was a bold face lie. Oh. Yeah, I didn't spill any. No, there's a clip, TJ, that someone was... Yeah, you get caught somewhere. Do you find someone tweeted a TJ if you have the clip? It's so funny. Kyle Ubering home in that is so funny. That was like 25% that, which is worse.

The rules obviously didn't work the way we thought they were. I think we've got to simplify. I mean, people getting upset about the case race, they're like, you guys aren't following the rules. It's not about the race. It's about the hours after. Yeah, it's right. It's the two hours after that's like, how is this still going?

But we do hype up the competitive aspect. Yeah. But then it always just falls apart. Yeah. I think the Royal Rumble, when we do it in the summer, will be, and we know how to do the Royal Rumble. Yeah, that works. That works.

And I think the next one we do, next winter, we should just do, like, we'll go tag teams and every team has to drink 20 beers. Yep. Perfect. And it'll just be simple Is this something we tried something new is the summer one gonna be the white party though? We talked about that that would be cool summer

Like a wine and white wine Michael Rubin, I do want to do that like a box box of wine for each team Did anybody talk to Deutsch afterwards? Oh wait, here it is. Ready, watch. That wasn't that much. That wasn't that much. But it's so funny because he told me how to do it. You saw yourself get caught. Give me a fucking break. I medically can swallow that shit. I agree with you. I think anyone who is expecting more out of a bunch of us is like, what do you want us to do? That was the most I've done beer-wise.

We're trying our best. I refuse to watch it, but what were the Deutsch highlights? His entrance, he ran. He was an asteroid. I do remember. He ran and dove full send right into the middle of the studio and then it didn't count. We were like, we're not doing Deutsch that early.

Okay, I do remember that. I think he pretty much hurt himself. Now after it was all, and I walked him out for the last time, he got like, he grabbed me by the shoulder and said, listen, you're a good man Brandon, don't let him tell you you're not. I was like, thanks Deutsch, go sit down.

But he was very, very sentimental about it at the end the number one do it highlight though here it is. This is a full sense. And it didn't he was going to do a Hitler stash to and I told him I think it's a bad idea. It's like what it could be Charlie Chaplin yeah, I was going to do a Hitler stash too, and I told my mom, I was like, I think this is a bad idea. She's like, what, it could be Charlie Chaplin. Yeah. I was like, I think so. But he, the best Deutsch moment was when we played

Werewolf at the End. He did not close his eyes one time. No. And he continued to tell us a story that when he was in third grade, he found an accordion sized file in his dad's office that was essentially all about Deutsch having like learning disabilities. And he's like, can I think about that all the time?

Wait, I don't remember that. Accordion sized. Yeah, you kept on calling it the retard file. I remember that. Yes, I do remember that. Yeah. You're like, Deutsch, so tell us more about that. No, no, no.

You can play the clips, DJ. No, I don't wanna, I don't, that gives me like, George, so tell us more about that. No, no, no. You can play the clips, E.J. No, I don't want to. That gives me like, because I don't black out. All right, ready? Watch. Can you turn it up a little? Anyways, I found a folder in my parents' closet. This was in the middle of the room.

All of us have our eyes closed. Because this is during Werewolves. This is during werewolves! This is during werewolves! This is during werewolves! So anyways, I found a folder in my parents closet I'm talking Deutsch! When I was in third grade What did you find Ronnie? Have you seen an accordion file folder?

Look at our eyes! Sure have, but what did you see Ronnie? My parents thought I was retarded Your parents thought were yeah, why would they ever think that ever I was I was definitely very slow How filled was the retard folder it was an accordion folder was it like really filled up do they have Yeah, it was a hundred percent and now Anytime they give me any Sorry, I talk in my sleep anytime. They give me any shit

She's going on about his portfolio that he found in fucking fourth grade. I don't know what to do There's a lot about his portfolio that he found in fucking fourth grade. I don't know what to do. The party of. Okay, you can't get in trouble if you get a find a folder that says you guys can't grab me. I'm retarded. Oh, do it.

He's special. That was my first ever live action. Deutsch experience. I knew he could chug fast. One of a few times my jaw actually dropped in life. He took five down in 27 seconds. He was close to overflowing too. You could see. Because I think his final tally was,

I think he drank like 17 beers in 30 second bursts. Yeah, in two minutes. The thing that got me the most grossed out is when he said his milkshake had a kick to it this time. He kept whispering to me, he's like, it's not my best batch. A batch. he's like, it's not my best batch. A batch. He's like, it's a little hot.

Yeah. Shouldn't have done that. Oh, should not have. Mike actually had to do it. Yes. But then Dana was like, oh. Dana said earlier, he's like, I'm going to get bullied into it. It's like, I'm probably going to do it.

Yeah. And then once he did it, then you do it. I was like, I'm going to do it. I know I'm going to be drunk, and I'm going to do it. But then you started volunteering other people. Yeah. Well, I knew you wanted it. I know I'm gonna be drunk and I'm gonna do it. But then you started volunteering other people. Yeah, well I knew you wanted some. You had told me that privately. Yeah.

You said, I think the exact words you said to me before the case was, you're like, no matter what happens, make sure I get some of this milkshake. I made you swear to God. That you will make me have that. And yeah, Max was just, I mean, his Oklahoma drills were just incredible. It was fun.

It was very, very fun. And I still don't, I didn't feel right until like, today, I think, is when I felt like, I woke up and I was like, okay, I feel good again. And we also have another clip we have to play is, we have the stool scenes clip of, or Viva TV clip of KB and Clive. Which I'm happy that we have that clip

because when we told the story on Wednesday, it's such a ridiculous story that people probably like, there's no way this is true. But it's 100% true. It captured it perfectly. And KB and Clive were meant for each other. I mean, I obviously, I don't have room for three in my apartment, but people were talking about a potential office cat.

Who was talking about that? I think everyone wants that, right? I'd be down for that. I'd be up for that. I would be down for an office cat. Within the rules right? We have enough people to... I think it would have to be like a very

firm structure of who's taking care of the cat. It has to be like three people that are like hey we're the cat, we're Clive's owners. But it's feeding? Cats kind of take care of themselves. Mostly as long as you keep them fed. I'm down.

An office cat would rock. Clive, the office cat. Do you think there's anything that we'd be nervous about it? With a cat, no. We have to check cat allergies for all the employees. Oh, that would be a problem. A lot of people are allergic to that. I don't know.

It's a big office. You got to avoid Clive if you want to avoid him. And there's also, like, if you give me certain employees' names, like, I'll take Clive over them. Yeah, OK. All right. Nicky Smokes, that's a Clive. Did you really?

Oh, he's the boss now. Did you really get upset that he was running it back this morning? No, I just said get out of my office. Because he had his feet up on my chair. And also, I just don't, like I have stuff in there. I don't have anything like special, but like I just don't want him in there.

It makes sense. And he's, yeah, and he's just like, okay. Clive just being around. Oh, my quality of life. Yeah, this is. God damn it. Dude, it's only you. But, oh, we left. It's only you! But um, oh we left...

It's only you two! We left on another cliffhanger. What? Well, the the feces incident. Oh. Oh yeah! I think there's more to that story. I think that bad plumbing.

That might be it. I think it was plumbing. We had a plumber come in. Yeah. The salesperson that I spoke to was adamant that it wasn't them And I showed you guys the video of me just Awkwardly telling him yeah, but the relationships in the office even if it wasn't him forever tarnished forever the way the sales team Pushed him out to be the scapegoat

They write to us yeah We know who it is But it was I think it is bad plumbing because we had other plumbing issues and it feels like there was a clogged toilet that was, the person was flushing correctly then walking away, then it would back up. Yeah.

It's the same toilet too. Yeah. I believe it's plumbing. Yeah, because that was the big thing. After we did this on Thursday, we finished the show and then another incident happened and then you basically have to come to grips with the fact that we might be just working with a psychopath or it's bad plumbing.

I'd rather choose bad plumbing. I was hoping for plumbing. The second photo is very clearly the toilet paper has been dissolved and understocked. Right, right. We rely too much on technology, the automatic flush. But again, the damage is done. Damage is done. I wouldn't be shocked if that looks for another job.

I won't look at that person the same is done. Damage is done. I wouldn't be shocked if I looked for another job. I won't look at that person the same way forever. Oh boy. Can you play the Clive clip? We need headphones. Can we turn it up a little? Let me, let me. How do you know Clive?

I heard about Clive. I'm a messenger. Oh, okay. On the message boards? I don't understand what's going on here. Clive was in that room. There's like an SCC message board? Where's Clive?

Yeah, there's a floor. Where's Clive? Clive. Is Clive still in the building, or did he give these to us? Oh, well then he's right here. Oh, Clive! Oh, look at Clive still in the building? Or did he give these to us? Oh, well then he's right here. Oh, Clive! Oh, look at Clive!

Why do you know so much about this cat? And I didn't realize we all left and KB stayed back and played with Clive. Oh, Clive! Did this look so mean to you? Yeah. Is Clive here? Clive. All right, so we got to get...

Do you want to put a hold on Clive? I think so. I just... People are probably already lying enough for Clive. Is there anything we're not thinking about about having an office cat? I think just... Somebody went up killing it. What?

No. No. The allergies would be inconvenient. Fighter jets just won't punch you. Cause you're allergic to cats, right? Not enough to, that's a big enough space. Mukas. We just closed the thing.

That's dogs. Yeah. We could build little catwalks for him all over the place. I'm down for Clive. Like Pete Fernandez. I think that would boost office when we're out. I think it would, for sure. We just gotta figure out when Clive wants,

like when we're gone for like, Fourth of July, who's taking Clive home kind of thing. That'd be fun. You leave out enough food for a cat, they ration. Really? Yeah. And it is. A week is a lot. I would just bring Clive home. Yeah. Yeah.

And then just not bring him. Yeah. End up keeping it. Him. All right. How many days do you think we could leave a cat in the office with no one attending to it? Three? It depends on the food that's out.

Yeah. Forever. Bad news. Okay, Clive. What's the bad news? Clive was adopted. Oh. That's good news.

That's great news. No. Yay. Clive. Look at Clive. Who adopted Clive? I mean, I guess that is good news in the fact that, KB, you were the reason! Clive! Look at Clive! I guess that is good news in the fact that KB, you were the reason why Clive got adopted. Because January...

Yeah, that means the person watched the Viva TV and then went and adopted Clive. That makes me happy, but it kind of... January 31st. It's got to be DiMartino. If you got Clive, we'll swap. I'll give you the kayak. The It is Clive. If you got Clive, we'll swap. Give him back. I'll give you the kayak. Kayak for Clive.

Damn, I was just like in my head, like, accept that Clive is my future, and our future, but um. We still get a cat. We still get an office cat. I don't know. Not to bring it up, did you guys talk to, who was Mincy's penthouse? Oh, I don't know.

Did we? So random. I think it was a song lyric. So random. Doesn't he just often just do song lyrics and he tweets them out like they're regular ass sayings? I know when he's on the treadmill, he yells them out like Tourette's.

Yeah. Yeah, but like his once more I Beat the Sunrise that he tweets out every now and then, that's just a song lyric. Yeah, he tweets out at like 10 a.m. That could be checked. I guess it's like a local establishment I currently walking around French Quarter with a penthouse girl on gorgeous Sunday so random gorgeous Sunday what I don't think

that's a song lyric why would it have where would he get a penthouse girl what does that mean I don't know. Is it a strip club? Penthouse is like a playboy, right? A raunchier playboy. Is it still one? I don't know. Larry Flint?

No, was he penthouse or hustler? Okay. Oh, was he hustler? I don't know. He technically fulfilled his virality quota with this. Two million views on that. We haven't done that in six months. Not a lyric.

Not a lyric. The original lyric. Okay, but when have you known Ben Mintz to be with somebody notable, famous, or good looking, and not sweet out a picture about it? True. When have you ever, remember the Kim Mulkey picture when she looked like Skeletor?

I'm a text. Oh man, that was. I mean, like, he doesn't care, as long as he gets the credit and like, I don't know, nobody's checked on this? I mean, you'd have doesn't care as long as he gets the credit and, like, I don't know. Nobody's checked on this? I mean, you'd have to talk to Ben Mintz. Also, is Penthouse still a thing? I don't think so.

Yeah, she could have just said that to him. I'm starting to think Mintzy might be stupid. She might live on, like, the third floor of an apartment building? Yeah. The top? Yeah, she lives on the top. Yeah. I don't know.

Oh, yeah. Oh, she just lives on the top floor of a building. Are we even sure he's here yet? Wait, pull it up again? He's definitely here. He got here on Friday. So random. But he's not with us.

He's staying at a friend's house, right? Yeah. I don't see him. He's out there walking around French Quarter with a penthouse girl on gorgeous Sunday. Oh, we got to find him. I do want to get to the bottom of this. Yeah, I do too.

I just texted him. What does walking around, like, he just was next to a girl? Maybe he was following? Oh, maybe she's not a guy. Was he following? Was he stalking a woman? Well, he says with, not behind.

With can be behind. The Sunday was gorgeous. I spoke to him about, maybe on Wednesday or Thursday, just putting the call out on social media and people coming to do a tour of Mincy's life up in the whatever district. So I think I'm gonna, me and him are gonna see who shows up. I'm gonna do a tour of Mincy's life. That reminded me, someone, we got to spin the wheel, someone's got to go work out with his trainer. Oh yeah. Did your walking tour

this morning have any Ben Mentz landmarks? He said his is a little more north here, whatever. It would be in a slightly different area than the French Quarter. But he said he already had the plots pointed out. He's uptown right now, I'm looking at his location. Oh yeah, we still have that. Yeah.

His would be uptown, his tour. He's probably still asleep. And he said he wanted to wait till happy hour, because that's when all his friends would be there to come on the tour I think we get some people to come not picking up picking up that son of bitches asleep. Yeah Yeah, he has notifications silenced yeah, I mean sleeping right One o'clock. So yeah. Yeah. He's probably sleeping. Oh man.

Plus if he was up all night with the penthouse girl. That's true. Tapping them titties. You think he was? Crazy. I'm talking about her. Oh, okay. Tapping his.

I went for a stroll at like one in the morning last night because I got in the way. Why? I was like, stretch my legs. So I went down Bourbon Street. Stretch your legs? Why don't you just talk about your ideas? Connor, surrounded by women, just grinding right in the middle of Brooklyn. Connor, you said you were out all night. You didn't say you were surrounded by women.

I'm just kidding. He was by himself. Danny, what about you? But Jeff McCarthy was... I heard you had hoes at Kimbo. I was with Connor for a little bit. I'll say, he's pretty good. Very random group. Good guy. No hoes at Kimbo. I was with Connor for a little bit. Very random group.

Good guy. No hoes. You all work here, how is it random? Yeah, it's not random. Random would be with a penthouse girl. Me, Connor, Jack McCarthy, Ryan, Brianna Chicken Fry. It was pretty random. Okay, yeah, that throws a wrench in things.

Yeah, I saw a few people out and about. Yeah? And then I pretended like I wasn't looking for the rest of the crew that was still out and I just was like walking really slow looking in bars. And then I went home, it was cool. Yeah, it was pretty cool. Kare, you're going to be pathetic down here too. No, I'm trying to be cool.

Okay. I almost went to a party last night. Oh, yeah. Those are the best kind. I'm trying to do something every night that I'm here and last night there was a yellow party where everyone wears yellow at some club And so I brought my yellow Kenosha kickers jacket And then I looked and I was like I'm not gonna get into this yellow party like the ride

No, I just look of I ended up walking around but you're not gonna get in not yellow It looks like a fancier like people really put effort into their yellow Not just like jeans and a Kenosha kickers jacket, but it's in I brought yellow to where I was like every night I'm gonna do something today well now you have I got to figure it out I got to figure it out I don't know but it's got to be like off the beaten path like funky weird I'm trying to get I'm trying to stack up new anecdotes if anyone has any I will do sure you find something tonight. I will, I will do anything.

Are you doing that fan boat tour? Or the alligator thing? I need more people that want to come along. I would do that. I would do that. If anybody wants to. I don't know if they want old Kate. Do something more hedonistic. Oh, like what? Oh Kate, I forgot to put some shit in.

Put some shit in, yeah. We have a PMT interview on Wednesday and you were requested to be there Who is it not telling but that's pretty cool. Yeah, it sounds like an invite. I also got invited to the The Kelsey's party on Wednesday night But I'm doing the bar so combine I'm commentating the, so I still have to tell them that I can't go, but they're there. No, go for a little bit. What time's the party? Well, print out the invite.

Yeah. What time's the party? It's like seven to 11, I think. So you can still go. I can still go. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, in my dream world, that's where I meet, and then they're like,

hey, and then we become friends, and then I'm on a yacht. Got it. This is the week to make moves. Every night, hey, and then we become friends and then I'm on a yacht. God. This is the week to make moves. Every night though is my, I'm trying to force myself to do something. Sounds horrible. Every night.

I'm not gonna do anything. Yeah. I like to just sleep. As soon as the yak ends, you guys won't see me until the yak the next day. If anybody gets a wild hare and wants to come out. You guys. No, okay.

I had 24 oysters last night. Oh. 24? You had to have been so fucking horny. Yeah. No, okay. All right. I had 24 oysters last night. 24? You had one that was so fucking horny. Yeah, oh my God. Fucked like a minx. Did you? 24? Huh?

Minx fuck? I don't know. That, um. You should say your wife is here. Yes. You left that part out. It wasn't a penthouse girl. Your wife came to New Orleans with you.

Yeah, she's here, you were fucked. Brandon. So that's why Danny's been limping around. Yeah, he had to fuck something. Were the oysters flanked by any roughage or side dishes? No, I had a dozen char-grilled oysters at the hotel, then I went to the restaurant and had a dozen more. The hotel has a good restaurant.

You pre-dinnered. I pre-dinnered with a dozen. I love oysters. I could eat. So what's the must-eat? Here? This week. No, I'm not talking about po' boys. Any seafood? Like the what's the must eat. Here this week not not always like more of a fancier did. I mean I think it's the worst of the world and of course and

any see if he's trying to 15 gumbos you do. Yeah, but the problem is we went there last night they didn't have gumbo that's crazy. He's way behind. 15 g do 15 gumbos with him walking distance to the hotel though. Yeah. It's a lot of gumbos. I set it on mostly today, but Brandon and I, when he ordered the oysters, I went to go to the bathroom. I was sitting next to him.

We were waiting for our rooms. And the guy that we placed, the waiter, walked past me and he said, I'll get your dad's oysters here soon. So that guy thought Brandon was my dad. Oh no. I'm 32, you're 45. Sir, that's my grandfather. Right now?

Yeah. Then Nick was gone and he asked me when my son-in-law was coming back. So then he went from son to in-law. Wow, you can't assume that. This is all still better than the fact that Pete is. It's a wild assumption. I'm sorry, we just gotta fix this.

Pete, when's your birthday? This year. This year. This is kind of long. How old are you? It's the... It's fucking 38. That's crazy.

That's so fucked up. What is it? That's so fucked up. The volcano is? No, no, no. Is that good? Okay. All right.

Good, Brandon? I don't know. You know who would fix that is headphones. You know what would fix that is headphones. You know the point. Headphones secured. Let's go. We can go TGA. That is enormous. Tomorrow we'll be yakking like... Nobody's business. Oh my god.

Cliff DiMartino answered that one. He can get us more. More. All right. Are we plugging those headphones in or is he just giving us headphones I could be that being like a snarky cunty Pete yeah I don't know if he's snarky cunty Pete this week it doesn't seem like that to me Pete what was the last time you've had fun? June 24th 2004? Talking to the mic Pete. Are those are those short pants going to turn into shorts this week? We did yesterday. Now. Yeah. Go to sport mode. Okay. It's like

cool. Yeah, that was fun. You got you guys running out of stuff. Talk about no. Okay. We just want this was high. This is high in the list. Rank to come about. I'll be honest. I didn't hear KB, so that's the headphones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But you guys are in. Do you want to apologize to me for our interaction on headphones? No. I think you should. Someone found out last year a picture that we didn't use headphones last year. And it sucks.

It sucks. And it sucks every year. Why don't you mention anything? I And it sucks! It sucks every year! Why didn't you mention anything? I said it a month ago! Nah, alright. Pete, why do we have to be outside? You didn't have to be. Okay.

It was you guys asked to be outside the last couple of years. Again. I like being outside. I just like that. I like this set. This is one of our favorite sets. The set is incredible. Lisa and her team do a great job.

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for you and your crew whenever wherever refreshing beverages are sold. I'd like Steven to stay up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is great. Yeah, and skates all week. Yeah, I think he's up there all week Can you wear that every day to the do-rag? I love the do-rag. Well, you look really maybe just I didn't see myself in this Does it actually look good? Look at the screen? There's so much glare look like prison Mike

Can I say something that big Cat said to me in confidence? Yeah. From man to man? Yeah. That's how it works. He looked me in the eyes last night as we were sitting there and he said, Brandon, I got to say something to you. And I said, what Big Cat?

Oh my God. Fasoli, what the fuck? Oh Jesus Christ. What happened there? Did you fall Fasoli? I saved myself. Okay. What happened there? You fall for solely? Okay. So I'm not big cat looks at me and he shows me his tattoo and says this tattoo is green.

What? What? That's great. It looks great. That tattoos are green. Tattoos on white people are green. It looks great. And and and big cat is now on my side.

That is green. Agreed. Everybody. It's black. It's my side. That is green. Agreed? Everybody? No, it's black. I mean, it's more black. It's green. Tattoos on white people are green, period. Tattoos are green.

I saw it in a certain light and I was like, ooh, this might be green. Looks like a message or something. It's like an undertone of green, I guess. That's just full green. That couldn't be more green. God damn it. Yep.

So, Point to Brandon Walker. That's more black. God damn it. Yep. So. Point to Brandon Walker. That's more black. Yours is a little darker than his. Point to Brandon Walker. I ain't white. What? You just clear? I guess so. Italian. Hands loose in Italian. Okay. Alright. Well there's that. That was awesome. That was a good

30 seconds. That uh, that fell flat. Didn't fall flat, you just didn't back it up. You owe TJ $10,000. No I do not. No, it's a 10 grand. I do not. $10,000? He snuck this on the mostly sports thing. Nobody approved it, he just snuck it in there to the Royal Rumble punishments. By the way, I had a great time at the Royal Rumble, I'm second row. Had so much fun. Me and Tyrese Halliburton are now friends. You and Tyrese Halliburton are now friends. You said he turned around and he said I love your shit. He said okay so

about halfway through he's sitting there and I'm sitting there we're talking a couple times and then right through the middle way through the runway turns around goes oh I didn't realize that was you I'm a big fan and that's what he said that's what he said. That's what he said. If he was a big fan, wouldn't he have realized it was you? No, because his bat was to me. So he's talking to me without knowing,

without putting a face to it. So eventually he did this and realized. What were you guys talking about? Just wrestling. Like I would say a joke when somebody would come out or something, and he would laugh, and then he would say something. And I was like, hey, Tyreece, you get in the match?

And he said, hell no. And then shit like that. like that happened but it was it was it was good back and forth until he turned around he's like oh I didn't know that was you that's kind of awesome yeah it was kind of awesome mean it he still respects you and he knew he's still sad wait is that is that tiny balls Tyrese okay oh my god it is that's count, that's a literal famous person. This isn't just one of my friends on the side. That's your buddy, Tyrese with the little nuts.

Tiny Balls Tyrese. They're molecular. Oh my, you can't even see under a microscope. I didn't know you were friends with him, that's sick! Two amoebas. So there's no line, just even people that have their own personalities. Oh my god, I didn't know that was the Tyrese

you were talking about. You talk about him all the time. When you said Tyrese Halliburton, I didn't know that was the Tyrese you were talking about. You talk about all the time. You said Tyrese Halliburton. I didn't know who he was. And you always say like I got a friend with the tiniest little balls and I'm like, oh, that must be someone from the club or a neighbor. No, it's it's Indiana Pacers. Tiny balls Tyrese. Guys, is there no line? What's the trick he does? He puts them both in a thimble. Hey, Brandon, look at my balls. It's a bottle cap. That's what it is. There's just no there's no border to rest

some what he what he plays baseball uses bottle caps as a cop. If you're nice to Brandon Walker. They're going to make fun of you for having tiny balls or a vagina. It's a big fan. Yeah. It's hurting was right over here I gave my over here, I gave him a head nod. Did you talk to him? He gave me a head nod, just head nods. Kai Snap was over there, gave him a head nod,

he did not head nod back. I was in a Royal Rumble pool, it was really fun. And it was my first time steadily watching wrestling and I loved the event. Yeah, it was awesome. It was one of my favorites of all time. It looks very fun, the I Show Speed spear. That's who Kyle got in the pool with. That's so fun. It's the greatest spear of all time. It was so sick, the I show speed. That's a Kyle got the pool. It's the greatest fear of all time it was so sick.

So so I was really dig in this the fat to guide this take of the larger yeah, no man he's he debuted last year he's a he's a big look at this fear. It's a great spear of all time in the wrestling ring. I don't disagree. I don't have here he got her He took a chunk out of his leg. They're ragdolling him. Yeah. So that guy just came in they paid him whatever for the appearance. He said do whatever you want to me. Yeah. Because they just destroyed him. Do they like meet at like a like a table and go through? Yeah.

Yeah. And they decide what can you do and and show how to do it safely and all that. Yeah. But I at some point I guess he said fuck it just just kill me. That was like a lot of fun. He did look like you had that was it was unbelievable. It was so much for took my daughter and she she loves it. It's just the last it was that Lucas oil there was a whole lot of holy, it was. Holy shit. It was full. 70,000 people.

And like wrestling, I've been to a couple big events. You really, if you aren't in the first like 20 rows, you just end up watching the Jumbotron. It sucks, yeah. Yeah. There was a lot, especially on the floor at those big events when you're 30, 40 yards back, it's tough. But we were, WWE took care of us and we were on the second row

and it was unbelievable. One of my favorite event I've ever been to. Wow. Whoa. I loved watching it I don't even like wrestling that much. Yeah. Do you like Chad Gable? I don't know him enough I know he wears the singlet and he represents a wrestler a real amateur wrestler. I think he was one was he? He might have been yeah. Olympian. Olympian yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's from the Kurt Angle Trail. I don't know, he's a, oh, he may have been Olympian. Jack Able, yep.

Greco Roman, maybe? I don't know, but he was a- Yeah, Greco, yeah, wow. What's the difference between Greco and regular? Hands. Only upper body for Greco. What do you mean? You can't touch the bottom half of the body.

You can't go lay. It kind of makes for a boring product, but as a post-ap, nonetheless. Wait, so when they do, the highlights are awesome, but a lot of downtime. Can you ground by the waist? I don't know about the waist. So it's just arms.

I don't know if you would like that. It's a lot of just upper body tying up, tossing, trying to toss. What's Greco? Is that Greece? Yeah. Greco, Roman wrestling. Is that the first sport? Wrestling. They say wrestling is the oldest sport, which I believe. I feel like dudes have just always been doing... It's just like... Oh yeah, you've got dudes hanging out. It's like at the end of every case race, it's just like natural... Oh yeah, Dana got to go again.

...and not helping. Yeah. Yeah, Dana, he put too much into it. It's supposed to be an elbow drop and you're supposed to protect the person a little bit. He threw his whole body up in the air and landed his entire body onto my entire body. That's a big body. It's a big my entire body. That's a big body.

It's a big body. Yeah. It's a big body. I told him no matter what happens tonight, make sure you drink a beer, throw it in my face and give me an elbow drop and I did not know he was going to go that. He might have done it too late, too drunk. He was too drunk. He also had just gotten bodied twice.

I don't know what the sequence of events was. This was before that. He had something to prove. He was in a wrestling mood. Yeah. He was in a wrestling mood. Yeah. He was in a fun mood. Also, when he gets drunk, he gets in a down to do what the fuck ever mood.

Oh yeah. He would have done anything we asked him to. He's the best for that. It's on the whistle, it's on the whistle. Still bad? Oh, you're good. Oh! Oh!

Aw, man. Right in the ribs. Oh. Come on. There's something dismissive about the hair flip afterwards. He just kept on saying he's a better athlete than everyone in the room except for four people in the room. There's ten of us in the room. He's like right in the middle. He's a tough son of a bitch.

Oh, Fights is here. Hey. Hey Johnny. What's up, gentlemen? I just saw Chen give me one of these. It's his birthday. Oh, happy birthday, buddy. Thank you. Birthday do rag. I get down, but I cry. Can't thank you. How old are you? 39. I get down, but I probably can't. Thank you. How old are you? 39.

Woo! Jay, do you think you're older or younger than the Chernobyl disaster? Chernobyl? Uh, I think that was... Yep, that was the question. He has to. I think the Chernobyl disaster's older than me. No, I think he's right at it, right?

Correct. Was it 86? Yeah. Challenger was 86, was Chernobyl the same year? What about Josh Freeman? I am older than Josh Freeman for sure. Kansas State, bucks. No, there's a Wildcat, Stephen.

37. We're adjusting to no headphones. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. First episode of a Super Bowl is always... Yeah, we don't have headphones either. I just walked in with them. I took care of them for you. Oh, thanks, Johnny. Oh, hell yes.

I got you. They should be here any second. How are we doing, Johnny? I'm good. Do you have any FOMO for missing the case race? I do, but I did have significant FOMO, yeah. I wanted to make a puke milkshake. Yeah, would you have had some? Yeah, fuck yeah.

Yeah, you would have. I'll say that right now with none on set. Yeah, you would have. Oh no, let's bring on Deutsch. Yeah, fly. He is down here. Is he? Is he?

He's got to be down here this week. Oh, God. Deutsch makes his way to big events. Deutsch? No. Is it a big event if Deutsch isn't there? No. I mean he was hooked up with Kelsey a couple weeks ago,

right? That's true. Is he even being part of Kelsey's content? Yeah, he's gonna be doing something. Ugh. Deutsch. So we might have to stay. No, no, no, no, Can we stay right now, no? No puke milkshakes this week? There has to be some sort of punishment.

Oh wait, we do need to find out who's doing Mincy's workout. I've tried it drunk. I'd like to try it sober. Why? I don't know. Mincy is still asleep, I think. What is it, Jen? I, I...

That Mincy tweet yesterday. We don't know. That wasn't like... I figured you guys had like made him say that. We tried to call him to see. No, we don't know you guys. Oh, yeah, that wasn't like I figured you guys had like made him say that We tried to call him go home right now Well, you don't have an explanation The so randomly it has to be You thought it might have been a song lyric no

We're still trying to figure out what a penthouse girl exactly is Hey, hey, what what's the deal with this penthouse? Okay, dude, it was this girl that was working at my buddy's, I was playing her private poker game and she was just like, he's got some girls that are just like, doing errands and stuff at the game and so we were just walking there to get coffee, that's all it was. She's a penthouse girl? Yeah, yeah, she works at a penthouse. She said she had a good time. She works?

Yeah, she works there. She said she's been there like eight years from Minnesota. Wait, so why did you, it was just you and her walking to get coffee. Yeah, I lost my seat in the game and so we went and got a bunch of coffee for everybody at the game.

But we, I don't know, we're walking around the corner. It was fun. Penthouse the magazine or there's a strip club called Penthouse? No, Penthouse the strip club here.house? No, Penhouse the strip club here. Ah! No, Penhouse the strip club here. You can see how that's confusing.

Of course I would not know this from past experience. So you should've just said I was walking down Bourbon Street with a stripper. Yeah, but oh, I didn't even think about the magazine because I was just thinking of New Orleans. Well that's what most people would think of is the magazine. Well my brain's I was just thinking of New Orleans. Well, that's what most people would think of, is the magazine. Well, my brain's just wired to think of New Orleans.

Got it, that makes sense. But yeah, but it was fun, except for the fact that I lost a $12,000 pot at the end of the night, but you know, all good. Mincy, we need one thing from you this week. Your trainer. Your trainer. Okay.

We need a private session with one of us from the act. One of the mornings can you book that for us. I will make the call to it I want to at the park to do that and then one of us is going to spin the wheel right now to see who has to go. And. A 100% check. I want to one thing to one thing this week just you need to get it done. I don't know what Let me check with her. Let me 100% check. Get you.

It's one thing. It's one thing this week. Just you need to get it done. I don't know what. It wasn't like a let me check. It was just. Yeah. This is happening.

No, no. I want to do it. I just got to make sure she's like weird about it. Mitz, this is happening. Do it. Do it. All right. Let me see what you have.

Boys. And also a dozen live't live show could be great. Wait, what are you doing? Yeah. All right. What time sounds good. Five o'clock meal brewery on Choppa. Tool is they got really good. All right. Five o'clock. Okay. All right, what was that? What did you just do? He invited us all to crawfish. And the dozen.

Okay. When's the dozen? When's the dozen? Tuesday night. I guess Jeff asked him to do some promotion and Mincy's just been calling all of his elementary school friends. Trying to get them to come out.

All right, so should we spin to see who has to go do this? Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to do it. Just one? One? Elimination. You go two? Two people.

That would make it better, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Last two people. Last two people. I like that. What exactly is like the lore behind this? Minse. Uh, yeah.

Uh, it's... Just show the whole video. Just show the speed demon video. No one's ever moved slower than Minse was moving while being called the whole video. Just show the speed demon video. No one's ever moved slower than Mincy was moving while being called the speed demon. What was he getting in shape for? He was just getting in shape. He can run 28 miles in 30 minutes

and still doesn't get in shape, I don't know. He's an interesting marvel of humanity. No, he's just always in the. No. He's not? No, he's just always in the lunch line. Yeah. He just cycles. I don't know what he was getting in shape for at that point, just to do it. I feel like it was something, but...

I think he was doing the charity run. He's definitely lost weight. He definitely lost weight. You got it, you got it, you got it. Oh, speed demon, speed demon. Yass. It's going so slow. Yass.

You're playing again. It's so good. You got it, you got it, you got it. Yost. It's going so slow. Yost. You're playing again. It's so good. You got it, you got it, you got it. Oh, speed demon, speed demon. Yost. It looks like, you could tell me that this person was in a horrific car crash in his first car accident.

Yes. It looks like physical therapy. And it's a speed demon. This man was told he'd never walk again. He's in the lathricle. He had to do that same thing at a college football show last year. Oh, fights his mic isn't working. And he went through that and he had to tackle a dummy and he was just paked and he's like,

oh, this works out great. I've been practicing my agility. He puts the helmet on, he does it, takes it off, his nose is just gushing. Yeah. Oh, man. Speed gaming, speed gaming. That was classic. All right, so two people are going to go work out with her. Yeah. Oh man. Speed Demon, Speed Demon. Y'all.

That was classic. All right, so two people are gonna go work out with her. Yeah. What did he think the trainer's doing this week? I don't know. And we're gonna pay for it. Yeah, we'll take care of everything. Yeah.

The way he was setting that up sounds like maybe she has an issue with being on camera. She doesn't have to be on camera. She just doesn't hold the phone. And tell us for Speed Demon. We're literally doing this for a five second clip that we're gonna even forget we did. That's the show.

All right, so spin the wheel. Fight's on it. That video aged better than I thought. Yeah. In one way. It was still a really funny story. They can't stop. The video aged better than I thought. Yeah. In one way. It was still a really funny story. Yeah. It didn't stop.

It doesn't. Okay, last two. Oh, oh, I know TJ wanted to go out there. So bad. So bad. Oh. Come on, Tarany. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad.

So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad.

So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad.

So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. go so bad, Nick. Thank you. It's going to end up being Damien Ripley. You know that, right?

Yeah, I mean, I know it's me. I don't know about you. No, I think it's... Oh! I'll see you. Wow. It's been teasing Danny too much. I really wouldn't do it.

I know you did. How was you, Ben? I'm glad you could get you, Danny. I'll be fine. I'm at a two mile a day right now. Really? You don't have to go fast. Damn.

Sorry, Kate. That's okay. I'll be fine. I'm at a two mile a day right now. You don't have to go fast. Damn. Sorry, Kate. That's okay. Don't tend the really in shape thing. It won't be funny. There we go.

We've got to get fights off of this thing. Fights sat down for five minutes. Pretty much. How do we do it? The next person off is safe. I don't want to do this, but I'm going to. Johnny, let's go! Johnny, so glad he flew out.

There's going to be a lot of tits on that ladder. Let's go. Hell yes. All right, we'll figure out what morning. What are you here to, John? So we got to do it tomorrow. Fuck. You're leaving?

I'm leaving Wednesday, but Wednesday morning we have like a shoot. All right, I'll tell him. It's got to be tomorrow. Speaking of tits, what'd you guys think about the Grammys last night? Oh! All right, I'll tell him it's got to be tomorrow Speaking of tits, what'd you guys think about the Grammys last night? I thought it was good. I only caught like the end of them, but I thought they were fun Oh, are you talking about the tit incident? Wait, what was the tit incident?

Oh, Gamka His wife is very attractive Well, yeah She's so hot the fact that she looks like she's super kidnapped does turn me off a bit That's why it didn't elicit sexual arousal. No, no, it was the least sexual naked hot girl. I know. It was her textbook...

The picture's okay, the video is like, oh. I also think that if you are that attractive, being nude should not be a crime. Yeah. Right. There should be a rule for very attractive people that they can be nuked. And who gets to decide I will Yeah, I'll judge I was thinking about if that was me just getting slide tackle by right away No one's mad about it.

Yeah. Yeah, that was off-putting. Yeah. It was. But walking good deal... Doing that and then walking back to your car and leaving... I'm not a Kanye guy. It's unfortunately kind of a cool move.

Did he get thrown out? I guess they're mixed reports, but Variety has reported he was not thrown out. He just walked the red carpet, they got in their car and left. I mean, walking onto the red carpet uninvited is awesome anyway. That's true, either way. You don't have the red carpet, even though you have no invitation,

you're an awesome guy. Yeah, you wouldn't, like, do you think the security, did they ask him to see anything, or they was like, oh, it's Kanye. He must be in there. Yeah, they had to have just let him. Yeah. And Hank pointed out a good point.

Kanye did his once a year I'm going to tweet a bunch, and it just completely got swallowed by Luca. He's got to be so pissed. That sucks. Oh, yeah. Because usually when Kanye decides to tweet, he's the story for like two days. Yeah.

He tweeted that, like, I used to want to fuck Kamala, but then she lost, and I don't fuck losers. He deleted that one. He deleted it? Yeah, and then was like, sorry fuck Kamala, but then she lost and I don't fuck losers. Deleted that one. He deleted it? Yeah, and then was like, sorry to Kamala, like feel bad for her kids or something. You know what I mean? I don't even know.

But yeah, Kamala's a weird change of heart. She was like sorry to her. This was after he said, sorry to her kids, not sorry to her. Sorry to her kids. Was he sorry to her kids because she lost her because he doesn't want to fuck her anymore? I don't know.

Kate, if we ever do another Barstool Awards, you and B, just show it up. My withered little body. Sorry, it's gross. My huge pussy. My enormous pussy. Look how big it is. I love my curvy pussy. I love my curvy pussy. Who won the grand...

Drake is just... What does Drake do now? Everyone was singing the song and then he's about to do the Super Bowl halftime show. No, he's not, is he? Kendrick Hale. Kendrick Hale. He's going to do it again. But is he going to do the Super Bowl halftime show. No, he's not, is he? Kendrick. Kendrick is here. He's going to do it again. But is he going to do the pedophile line?

I think so. At the Super Bowl, they're going to let him? I think they're going to tell him not to and I think he's going to do it anyways and that's going to be even more viral. Well he doesn't even have to say it, like everyone just screams it so he can probably just... Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

What do you do if you're Drake? If I were Drake, I would... Would you forfeit the crown? What's the crap? Yeah, I don't know I'd have to retire I Feel like he's a guy really that does affect him a lot. Yeah status. Yeah, the world calling you a pedophile affect me An entire arena of your peers calling you a pedophile. That's gotta hurt. I don't understand how you can do it. Like, remember when it happened with Barstool? What?

Back in the day? No. When we had the headline calling someone a pedophile? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was a big problem for nobody. Yes. It makes, I don't. And that was a big problem for nobody. Yes. I make sure I don't. Who was called a pedophile?

A guy who won like a lottery in New Jersey just made like a pedophile. Kevin might have done that. It's a different time back then. It was a wild bus. But even back then, it was a big problem for Barstead. So I don't know how you can just do it on stages. Yeah the radio I don't even know if they bleep that out yeah like can he sue like he is he is yeah the damage has been done yeah it's all

ingrained in our heads I'm not a PR expert but I think he's just got to really embrace it yeah you're right yeah you're right. I fucking love it. Yeah. Lean into that. Yeah, you gotta lean in. Just like move to Thailand or something? Yep. Mm-hmm. That's my shtick now.

Yeah. I'm not a pedophile. Fuck you guys. I'm going to Thailand. I'm going to Thailand. Let's go, kids. Fuck you guys. I'm outta here.

Yeah, Kate, I'm with you. You should embrace it. It's gonna be like the end of eight mile. He's like, yes, I am a pedophile. Exactly. Yeah, Kate, I'm with you. You should embrace it. It's like the end of eight mile. He's like, yes, I am a pedophile. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Detail. Um, Stephen, were you eating McDonald's at a subway? No way to McDonald's. Not rewind. Not this year. So TJ got a Venmo request from somebody that said something along those lines. I don't know if you want to bring it up, T.J.

But I used to do this, where I worked near a bunch of fast food places, so Taco Bell, Subway, McDonald's, all were within a block of each other. So yeah, sometimes I'd get some from some place and some from another place, and I would usually bring it back to my office. But I saw Che inside of McDonald's by himself the other day but he was eating some way I was really confused. So this was obviously fake but this is almost like Che gave us like a gun girl shitter self-explanation. Yeah right. I have done this. So I tried to actually because I made a Facebook post about it I think like in

2012 or 2011 I was looking for it actually today, but my thing only goes back to 2014 that I can find. So I will hopefully find it, but yeah, I used to do this somewhat frequently. What was the Facebook post you just said on? Something about how I just, I had a bunch of fast food. I think I had like Taco Bell, Subway, and then maybe even something else.

How many likes did it get? In one meal? Yeah. Wait, so somewhat frequently you would eat Subway and McDonald's and vice versa? I think you get the best of both worlds and everyone does shit. Oh, okay. I'm sorry, I missed that you were getting the other establishment's food as well. Yes.

That makes it more understandable. Okay. I'd just like to see you just imagine you being a full foot long in a McDonald's. Party self. Something else. Party self. Something to play plays. By himself. Hanging out, yeah, it's been done.

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and then KB was like, isn't it your birthday? That was tough. Shit. That was tough. The do-rag a gift as well? Yeah. The whole thing was one gift. But he's pulling it off. No, I think he looked great.

Yeah, he looks awesome. This is cool I like this All week Will you wear it to dinner kit from Napoleon Dynamite's pulled up on the skates but the headwear no problem. Yeah, no problem Are you guys dressing up tonight? Is. Is this like a... No. No. Okay. No.

Maybe. I didn't pack well enough. I didn't pack dressed up. Yeah. Nice enough. Yeah. Nice enough. I packed a suit.

What? Suit jacket and nice pants. Yeah. For what? Me and my wife might have a really nice dinner this week. Oh my god. We're aiming towards a really nice dinner towards the end of the week. You're gonna have her fucking screaming.

Yeah. Damn, that's awesome. Thanks. Yeah. Excited about it. You're only in New Orleans every now and then. God damn. We had one of the finest meals I've ever had last night. It was incredible. Ever? You had halibut? I had halibut with stuff with shrimp and scallops, and I had fried oysters, and I had other stuff. Wait, did you say halibut stuffed with shrimp and scallops? Yeah. That sounds good.

Yeah, it was really fucking good. Really fucking good. What was the other appetizer I had? Fried oysters and what? I don't know, I wasn't with you. Yeah. What was it, though? It was good. Marbled eels.

Marbled eels. You're claiming New Orleans is the oyster capital of the world? I believe it is, yeah. It is pretty... I think it's the seafood capital of America. Why did I think that was like New England? It's close. Oysters, no.

I think oysters is here. Or like Prince Edward Island. Not lobster here though. No. No. They're very spiny. They might have. I mean it's great seafood here very spiny spidery. Oh South Washington, yes, it's gotta be it. No South. That's gotta be it

The blessing boys went there they thought they were seeing Notre Dame, but that's That's where the oysters come from. This is where they go to get eaten and be delicious Is it crawfish season? Yeah, it is. Oh, my God. They have a... I only like crawfish tails. I don't like to suck the heads out.

Have any of you ever had a crawfish attached to your nipples? Can't say I have. Nope. Let me think. That's a nope. I better have. Have you, Kate? No, but I... My ex came down here for a bachelor party

once and I didn't hear from him all weekend. He was cheating on you. I found out later he was but then I finally got a picture days later. Anything that walks. All I got was a photo of him basically naked with two crawfish attached to his nipples. And that's all I heard from him but he was like it's when I got we got back He said his tradition at your first crawfish boil they make you put They make one like attached to your nipples. I don't think that's right Maybe it is I don't know I don't know after a stale cracker about it didn't know if that was really a thing I did a video with him. I love him. The sun is nice. Not really.

Yeah, I did not. I have like all wool sweaters and shit. I did not realize. Well, we got the email to pack warm because it's chilly. Yeah. That didn't actually happen, right? Yeah. Someone sent an email saying how to pack?

Yeah, I think it was just like it's chilly down here, so pack a little warmer. It was a couple weeks ago. It was a couple weeks ago. It's of weeks ago. Who sent a warning? We have emails about packing. Yeah, we had that for Barstool Camp too. But everyone has the weather app. Yeah. What? Who sent that email?

I don't know. It was like a throwaway line in an email. It was I've eventl- Fucking bitch. Just kidding. I like you. Now you have to apologize in person. Yeah. Yeah. Four more times. Yeah. Oh, little afraid of her. Yeah, I saw that yesterday. Can I have more gelato shops as well? Gelato I like. Yeah. I don't get hung over very often at all. I don't think I've ever had gelato shops as well. Gelato I like. Yep. And you're hungover. I don't get fudged very often at all. I don't think I've ever had gelato.

It's unbelievable. What's the difference between gelato, sherbet, and ice cream? Everything. I can't tell you what it is, but there's big differences. What's that? Is gelato made with egg?

Oh, okay. Gelato's Italian? Yeah. It's just Italian ice cream, isn't it? No, it's so different, Brandon. It's so different. But what's the difference between gelato and sorbet? Ice cream typically contains a higher fat content than gelato, which contributes to

its creamier texture. Oh, what? Yeah, I'll take that. Yeah, gelato's also healthy. Oh, okay. But good. Yes. You know, the French Quarter used to be heavily Italian instead of French.

A lot of the buildings there, old spaghetti factories. So they were brought over from Sicily. Oh my god, he's leaving. Italian instead of French. A lot of the buildings there old spaghetti factories. So they were brought over from Sicily after the Civil War. I ate at the old spaghetti factory in Indy the other day. There's about ten of them. Look for the older buildings. I didn't know that was a chain and I embarrassed myself. I did too. The old D.N. Toledo's is haunted.

What? I tell you what I like airports anymore. If I go to an airport and they don't have a proper bookstore I get mad. And they tore some of the neighborhoods down to build the New Orleans Supreme Court. Yeah I like a proper bookstore I go to an airport, they don't have a proper bookstore I get mad. And they tore some of the neighborhoods down to build the New Orleans Supreme Court. Yeah, I like a proper bookstore. Bookstores are on the way back? Because you see Hudson and you're like oh a bookstore and sometimes just magazines and snacks but I like a good bookstore. You read a lot.

I read a lot. I always buy a book for my flight. Really? Yeah. What are you reading this one then? I'm reading a Joe Pasnanski book about baseball. Why We Love Baseball. It's in my bag right now so don't try to call me out like that. I'm not trying to call you out, I'm trying a Joe Pasnanski book about baseball. Why we love baseball. It's in my bag right now, so don't try to call me out I'm not trying to call you out. I'm trying to learn. Okay. Do you want to borrow my book?

He doesn't believe that you read. That's a whole thing. Yeah, if you could give me a summary that'd be great He takes a bunch of moments in baseball and says that they're awesome. Whoa nice. Yeah, I was reading about Harvey Hattick here today You know he pitched 13 perfect innings against Milwaukee Braves in 1959 and got the loss, sucked. Oh, wow, what year? 1959. I would like that. Did you watch the Ken Burns baseball? I love it, yeah, I love it.

Oh! I haven't watched it yet. You too. I bought a book from about 1884 baseball based on anus and their baseball research. That's right. 1884, Canal Street really separated 59 games Creel it was just one other man right you went on a date this morning kind of was it man we did fuck

And this is the part of the tour where I fuck you It's a walking tour, walking tour, and you get to give him a blow job at the end. It's pretty sweet. It's a very nice name. Do you have some book every day? They say it's good luck to suck a penis on this board. I'm trying to, yeah, I'm trying to get, so.

The New Orleans semen is delicious. Very crawfish heavy. Seeing Che in the durag reminds me that in the last week I've seen two white people with cornrows. No way. And I hope that comes back. That would be awesome. That would be great. Was it ever around to come back? Some people might get. I remember in middle school the girls in my class would go on vacation and they would always come back with the quarter. That was like the thing. UFC fighters are allowed to do it. They've always had a pass. Yeah, that's it. I think it's just like fighting. Does the Hitler guy have a pass?

What? Oh yeah, that was fucked up. The guy last week, yeah. Oh, the UFC fighter. I literally said Hitler was a good guy. Yeah, did he win the fight? and that was the first thing he said? No, he just said it on a podcast. On the first episode of his podcast. I think what he literally said is actually, I think he literally said, I'd go fishing

with him. That's what he said, he's from Arkansas. He just hit the water and hole with all eight of them. And the podcast was like, Talk in Arkansas or something like that. It was pretty spot on. I didn't like how southern his like talking Arkansas or something like that His voice was when he said oh, yeah He may have a purple hat controversy. Yeah, we definitely do

Well, Mississippi was his next one so he's close yeah, but he does not get West Virginia What happened to West Virginia not purple? It's not a hat. It's sun-stained blue at best. Oh God, it's a high school that doesn't have blue. I What happened to West Virginia? Not purple or not a hat? It's sun-stained blue at best. Oh, god. It's a high school that doesn't have blue. I can't. Or that doesn't have purple. I can't. That looks purple. No, take your glasses off.

Still purple. It looks blue when you take your glasses off. Look at it on your phone inside. We did some research. It's a high school Catholic something, and their mascot is the Irish, and they have no traces of purple. No purple anywhere in any of their brand logos

See I saw this picture and I was like that's gonna be controversial, but I think it's actually purple you do that Well, that's pretty damning evidence with Irish Maybe blue right yeah That's I think it's sun's but if it turned purple does it is no purple Yes, if the end result is purple, It's purple Brandon. That's very progressive You still think it's purple I think whatever you think I need to think But with your logic he could just paint a hat purple would it have to tell you that it used to be blue before you

Put it on your head? Or would you be pissed? Oh wait, this used to be blue? Is this really blue? Sorry man. No, just one. One arm, one arm. Alright. Sorry.

They got Tennessee this morning I think. Or maybe yesterday. He's been on a roll. He's been doing this morning. I think or maybe yesterday Halfway done. I Don't know why It's gonna feel good. How much what's his budget? Is he under budget? Yeah, so 173 under budget so you got one for a dollar people got to start hardballing this dude Does he get to keep what he? Doesn't spend. Oh god, God, no. Yeah.

Yeah. Wow. I meant, is what I meant. Hat. $1. How do you get one for $1? Wait, can we play this? Play this audio.

Let's hear this. Hey, cross-America. I'll give you $4 for that hat right now. $4 cash right now for that hat. I'm in Kentucky. I'm from New York. But I got to buy a hat in Kentucky. You've saved my day.

No. I'll pay what I just give. Oh, you. You saved my day. No. I'll tell you what, I'll just give it to you. Oh, I gotta give you something for it. I have to buy it. Can I give you... What is this, some kind of internet? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Can I give you a dollar for it? Is that okay? Well, I really appreciate it so much. I'm sure that's... That's a great one. So what is it? Race Horse is the name of the champion horse in American racing for older horses. Okay.

And what's the horse? The horse is the national treasure? That's the horse. And your name, sir? I'm Barry Kenton. Thank you so much. You really saved me a ton here. I appreciate you so much.

Get out of that guy's way, Clemmer. Where did I see you all along? This would be for the Yak on Barstool. Yak on Barstool. And what do you think? Save me a ton here. I appreciate you so much. Get out of that guy's way, Clemmer. Where did I see y'all? Long line. This would be for the yak on Barstool. Yak on Barstool. And what do you think?

You saved me a dollar. How about that? Kentucky is off the board. Thank you, Walmart. Thank you, Walmart. He's frequenting Walmarts. That's almost his new strat. Yeah.

I think that's the best one. He's throwing himself into it. You gotta give him credit. Yes. I'm proud of him. Who is he driving with, just himself? Bibs. Oh, Bibs?

Oh, fuck yeah. And Rat Race New Orleans coming out on Wednesday night, I believe. That's right, yeah. So get excited for that. That's a good one. Clemmer said it's the best. It's gotta be.

Hell yes. What are you laughing at? I just looked at Che, sorry. Yeah, Che just is... I need... We're not to dinner tonight. Sparkly? Yeah.

Duh. Don't take it off for the rest of the week. That's no one check. We'll wave check you at the end of the week. I don't sleep in it, but yeah, I live in it. Okay. You know what? Deal.

Fuck. Twist my arm. Deal. Not. Twist my arm. Deal. Not sleeping. Alright, fuck it. I'm not fucking sleeping. God damn it. Hard bargain. Jay, you want to do the Reese's tab? We got the lava right here.

Love Reese's. The big one. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, the perfect combo of chocolate and peanut butter. The peanut butter cups may be even more perfect with their ooey gooey delicious chocolate lava fights. You're a big candy guy. I don't know if you've had the new Reese's Lava Cups. They got this little layer of chocolate underneath the regular.

It's a big cup. Very, very good. They've somehow improved it. We obviously got the Reese's Lava right there, the volcano right in front of Brandon. It's Lava Time, baby. They're gonna be featured in the big game on Sunday. Try their new delicious chocolate Lava Big Cup.

Anywhere, Reese's are sold. They're great. They're also on the wheel this week. What? Damn, that's gonna make that. All right, so let's just do the wheel. Can we add crawfish nipple pinch to it? Yeah. Should we?

You can bring a crawfish, I think. Okay. All right, so change dinner with White Sox Dave to crawfish nipple pinch. Kate, you're on that. Okay. How hard do they pinch? I don't know.

But they're live. Yeah. I do think it's going to I can't. There's another wrestling team that's getting taken away good one to one Cleveland State. So what do we do we got that there. They cut the program. It's not looking good. The best thing you can do is go to the match, if you're from the Cleveland area, go to the match on January 20th against Kent State.

Wait. Yeah, that's already passed, Kyle. February 20th. Okay. Yeah, that's already passed. February 20th. If you go and you prove you went there, I'll send you a free something from the Barstool store. Whoa. Wait, Kyle, I'm in Cleveland February 20th.

You want something free from the Barstool store? Yes, I sure do. The coach was my coach. Great guy, great coach. Josh Moore. It's a big shame. It's devastating for all the guys on the team and the staff. How much are tickets? It's got to be very cheap. Like, what are we thinking?

For a sellout. You about to buy everybody's tickets? Yeah, I'll buy tickets. But they want people there. I know, but I'm saying if you go, I'll give you money, you can Venmo everyone the tickets. Hell yeah. All right, so we gotta just figure that out.

It gotta be five to $10, I'd imagine. So all right, so we'll just prove that you went, and I'll buy your ticket. Yeah. 12 bucks. 12 bucks, done. 12 bucks. Done. So you just gotta figure out, we gotta figure out a way to prove that you went and maybe email Che.

We'll figure it out. Yeah, that would be a lot. I will refund everyone's ticket. How much? Thank you so much. Yeah. How many does it seat? 200,000.

No! Big cat, you're on the hook. We gotta sell this thing out. At least get it, I think they want a good crowd there. You know support the voice of the team you want to show the admins that they got they got a fan fan base love that. We'll get out to Cleveland state. Right son no fight this needs just skip me for now.

And now we're not getting me now we're not just need to see if I can hear what these right on Mike. They take your Mike off now have sneezing more so we're good welcome, I think I do. For sure yeah. What are you doing for solely it's yeah, so I see about your cresting. It's only I can see your belly. You're emerging. You're cresting.

He's doing his job. He's doing my job. Alright, do we have anything else? Headphones tomorrow. I wasn't kidding, I did walk in with headphones. Oh, we're here. Pete said that he doesn't think we're gonna last 30 minutes doing headphones What does that mean? I don't know

What what's that face you said that to me you just said that to me Oh, he's getting sassy we were we wear headphones for much longer than 30 minutes every day two hours every day We wear headphones for much longer than 30 minutes every day. Two hours every day. What's confusing about the concept of you all last 30 minutes? Why would we only last 30 minutes? I can't do these headphones anymore. I was just very... What's he doing?

I don't know. He's been weird. He's weird. He doesn't want to kill his dogs. He's probably out of cum. Is there any good cum? Yes. Did any of you guys get scared out of cumming last night? I did. What? What could that ever mean?

Why are you sitting like that with that face? Yeah, so checked in last night, got in pretty late. Just gonna rub one out. When you go on a... When you try and go on an adult website here you gotta like fill out proof of age and stuff like that. I was so out. What? People back there got scared. They definitely know what we're talking about. I fucking love you. First of all I had a similar issue. Yep. You just go to another site dude.

I don't know you gave you a credit card or your... No no no. It asked me to give my email address. I was like I'm out. Oh I saw I saw wait what did you do didn't do it so you got scared out of coming that's what I'll browse. Yeah. Were you afraid of it becoming public that you tried? I think it's just PornHub. I got a cup before you. Oh yeah. All right. So you have to send your ID to PornHub.

That building looks like a dick. Yeah, it does. What? Skyscrapers don't look like dicks. Facts. Wow. That's got to be one of those three-wheeled motorcycles, right? Yeah. All right, headphones small, maybe Rone.

And you might be working out with Speed Ding. I got an update. It doesn't sound like it's going to be good. Why not? Vince, he said his trainer- Is in prison? Got upset about the Angel Reese Dave stuff. Oh yeah, they don't like Dave down here because of the LSU stuff. Oh, I don't know.

I don't know. The LSU fans do not like Dave Portman. He has already said so far, so we're calling him Angel Reese. Yeah, so we might be out. Fights and I might just have to go. I went to a gym this morning. It was like so old. And I walked in and I was like, can I get a day pass? He's like, 15 bucks.

I tried to pay him my credit card. He's like, no cash only. Didn't sign anything. No waiver or anything. He just took the 15 bucks and he's just like, you got just to go do whatever you want. I'm just like, that's it? Not even like signing in, anything, nothing.

No proof of me being there. It's hard to whack off and go to a gym here, I guess. OK. God damn, Shane. What are you saying? It's harder to whack off and go to a gym. I'll get this guy to come. Yeah.

All right, well, we'll see you tomorrow on the Info. Thanks for the opportunity to be here. It's been a whole week. Yeah, we'll see everyone tomorrow on the headphones. Thanks everyone for tuning in to the Yak. We'll have some guests. We have Ron Sass, I think Clemmer's gonna stop by. We'll see if Will, we'll get sappy with Will again at some point this week. We do have two special guests that I think I'm the only one who knows about them. On Wednesday and Thursday. They'll be very good. Yeah for the yeah. Yeah, could use that one is Actually, they're both yeah, I could say right now they're both for Stephen Chase birthday

Tom Brady wait, who do you what? Who do you think I was talking about no, okay Okay, oh Who do you think I was talking about? No. Oh, OK. OK. Oh, no way. All right, we'll see you for tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the action.