The Yak - Kb's Wild Presented by Nick Did Not Disappoint | Best of The Yak 7-13-22

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Alright. Day has come. I did a costume change from a black shirt into a different black shirt. Hump day. I'm wearing the same thing. Hump day.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Almost there, boys. Almost to the end of the week. Yeah. Yeah. Almost there. I'm wearing the same thing because realistically I probably would be wearing this on Wednesday. Every other day. Let's just get this out of the way right now.
Starting point is 00:00:46 If any of us die between Monday when we're taping this and Wednesday, we'll do numbers. But this wasn't prerecorded. Let's just say it's going to be me. I'm a specter. I'm a ghost. Ooh. Yeah, just remember, just have that in the back of your mind,
Starting point is 00:01:03 that if this is the last time people see you what you say it's funny cause whatever like crazy claims we'll ask for for our funerals right now definitely won't be honored by our family members who are throwing the funerals yeah but by us
Starting point is 00:01:19 I want a separate funeral separate but equal it's like I want my funeral to be a party and then they're not gonna to fucking make it a party. They're going to make it sad as fuck, and everyone will wear black, and they'll do the exact same thing as everybody else's funeral. I'll just say this.
Starting point is 00:01:31 If I die between now and Wednesday, so this is just a two-day will, I want to be cremated, put into a necklace, and then Owen to wear the necklace for the World Series of Poker next year. Then right after that, we'll Ritz you. Yes. Actually, put a Ritz in the cream. Like, put a Ritz in the cream.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Actually, no, I want everyone to have to eat some of my ashes on a Ritz. Yes. On a Ritz, too. Not a fucking blended drink. No, no. On a Ritz. I want someone to double Big Cat. So I want you to chew up my ashes and spit it back out on a Ritz,
Starting point is 00:02:04 and then someone has to eat that. They have to eat it on one of your teeth. Someone tweeted me saying that and this is going to be bad if I have to do the punishment wheel. Double pizza. Wait, so what would that mean? Chew up pizza?
Starting point is 00:02:23 I chew up an entire pizza. Someone's going to have to eat that. Wait, so what would that be? You chew up pizza? I chew up an entire pizza. How did that use? Someone's got to have that as pizza. Someone's got to eat another pizza. Or like you sausage it. Oh, yeah. Oh, sausage. Sausage pizza.
Starting point is 00:02:37 And so you have to do a pizza and make it into sausage. And now a casing, like put the spit in the casing. Chicago dog. Hell yeah. the casing. Chicago dog. Hell yes. It's a Chicago dog. That's sad that the viewers just started tanking as soon as you started doing double rits. Great pussies, dude. All right.
Starting point is 00:02:56 So let's spin the wheel and let's get right into it. What are we doing today? It's KB's Wild presented by Nick Duntazza. What does that mean? Oh, yeah. So does that mean Zah is getting shit-faced off the 151 or whatever? It's KB's Wild presented by Nick Duntaza. What does that mean? Oh yeah. So does that mean Zah's getting shit-faced off the 151 or whatever? It's Nick Juice today. Nick Juice.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Zah has his bottle of Nick Juice. Oh you do? Oh you already have it. Okay. Nice. How much did you prepare for this Nick? A decent amount. So we forgot to ask, you're fucking friends with Steph Curry now? Yeah what the fuck? Yeah apparently he got the invite to Thanksgiving dinner this year. What?
Starting point is 00:03:28 Aisha. Let's go. No, but he was cool, though. Very, very nice guy. That was a pretty cool moment. Yeah, yeah. When he saw me, it wears off. The more time you spend with him, it's like, all right, at the end of the day, I was more
Starting point is 00:03:42 talking to the security guards than him kind of deal. But when he initially pulled up in the Lamborghini, I was like shaking. Yeah. Yeah. Very, very nice guy, though. I also like how you say Lamborghini. Lamborghini. Lamborghini.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Yeah. Yeah, that's fucking sick. I want a Lamborghini. It's just a fucking really nice Italian guy you'd ride on. Yeah. Remember when Aisha was like I wish more people Lusted after me Oh did she say that
Starting point is 00:04:10 Yeah she was like Everyone's lusting after my husband I just want to get lusted after I'll lust I'll lust right now I've been Yeah It's like I don't think
Starting point is 00:04:17 That was the problem She thought it was I will lust the fuck out of her Yeah In a creepy way Yeah she was A little unasked for it. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:25 You won't want us to lust. We want to start every episode with just looking at a picture? Yeah. You should. Ooga, ooga. Booyah, booyah, booyah. All right, let's get it. So spin the regular wheel.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Steph Curry, he's a basketball player. He's a hooper? Yeah, I'm not lusting after her. I'm just not going to do that. Spin it. The wood wheel presented by Woodgrewing. There we go.
Starting point is 00:04:56 I like that the wheel is sponsored. Sold to Nick's funeral? Totally blurred out there at the bottom. The wood wheel. Is this like an eye test? Yeah. It's not a circular logo, so it's just like a wagon wheel. We couldn't make one.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Got it. All right. Go to getwood.com or at your local CVS. Wood has the best in grooming. They actually do. It actually is good as fuck, and I use it regularly. I was using it all in France. People were like, what's that? They were saying,
Starting point is 00:05:29 this is wood, a barstool brand. They were like, what's that? A shower? Bumping any French stoolies? Je ne sais quoi. No. Not even one? It was awesome. I met people from America that were over there that were Barstool fans
Starting point is 00:05:46 but no one who was French who was like that quesrez sucked that quesrez was worse than World War II where's Prez where's the pizza guy we need a French Stoolie character Where's Prez? Where's the pizza guy? We need a French Stoolie character.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Oh, man. Someone at least to play one. How much does Big Cat make? Frank the Tank, I like him. I actually got a text last night at like 2 in the morning from a random number. It said, how's Big Cat? It was John Rich. You think?
Starting point is 00:06:28 He was checking in. What did you say? I blocked them instantly. Nice. Yeah. Fuck them. Yeah. All right. Spin the wheel.
Starting point is 00:06:36 No double ritz. Double ritz on or off? Double ritz is on. I hope we just keep going to it. No. I hope we just keep going to it Oh No Oh Oh Oh
Starting point is 00:06:51 It's dry It's dry It's dry Oh it would happen if we hit a We could do it on Thursday Yeah I would be fucked Yeah
Starting point is 00:06:58 But it's not by me It would be by Zah Yeah Zah does the next one Presented by Nick Or presented by Zah Hosted by Nick Can't be as Zah, hosted by Nick, Can't Be As Wild. Correct. Right, yeah. Brandon Walker.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Alright, so Nick is Brandon Walker at the end. Yeah, we'll just throw in a Brandon Walker as well. Oh, yeah. So, if we could pull up the wheel. I love this. I'm very excited for this. None of these
Starting point is 00:07:23 might not work. Ooh, whoa. And there it goes. OBGYN. Okay. OBGYN. Let's go. Nicky Clicky. ENT's wild.
Starting point is 00:07:32 If you remember, that was my first nickname given to me by Stephen Che. What did it stand for? Your nose and throat. Yeah, he said I had all three. We have Ruben, and we have NT's wild, and we have sweet, sweet. Is Ruben the doorman from our old building? Who's to say? Ruben Stuttered?
Starting point is 00:07:48 Now, Zah, we'll finish out this wheel, but you can choose a partner to take on these challenges with you. Say ands me. For each one, or every challenge gets its own partner? Every challenge gets their own partner, but you can't use the same person twice. I will not explain to you what the challenge is, though partner, but you can't use the same person twice. Ooh. I will not explain to you what the challenge is, though. So I choose a person before. That is right.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Ooh. This is fun. Game master. All right, all right, all right. Call Shadi on OBGYN. I'm going to go out on a limb and say Nix Wilde is way better than KB. Right off the bat.
Starting point is 00:08:25 It's not. No. I hope these work. And if we could just spin the wheel. Za. Yes, sir. If you don't do it correctly or if you miss a question. Nick Juice.
Starting point is 00:08:38 The Nick Juice. Nick Juice presented by New Amsterdam. Yes, right. I would. Okay. Let's give it a spin. Let's go. Let's spin Amsterdam. That's right. Wood. Okay. Let's give it a spin. Let's go. Let's spin it.
Starting point is 00:08:48 It's a first public. Oh, baby. Go on, Nicky. We have OBGYN. As Hank calls it, an ob-gyn. Kate, let's do it. Eight. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:06 OBGYN. I'm going to name a cocktail. You have to tell me if it's made with old Bushmills or gin. So they can work together. That is right. But if you get it wrong, that's a drink. And who is the final answer person? They just have to come to a consensus between the two of them?
Starting point is 00:09:26 You'll be telling me OB or gin. Okay. OB or gin. Zod, do you want to come in here so you guys can pass the bottle? Oh, I drink too. Okay. That's fine. Maybe even mix it in with the body armor.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Or the wood. Or the wood, yeah. The golden hour mixed with New Amsterdam. We should make a cocktail with all of our sponsors. A lot of people don't know that wood is actually edible. One of the edibles. Yeah, you actually chew it. Thank God Steven just ran out.
Starting point is 00:09:59 He'd be freaking out. Yeah, he would. It's the L'Oreal of the mouth. Shall we? That would actually be awesome. They have that. No, they have. Edible shampoo.
Starting point is 00:10:07 I'm pretty sure that exists. Really? I think that there is. They have the best flavors, too. That actually would be good marketing. Remember when Tide just did that with the Tide pods? Yeah. That was such a fucking trick.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Oh, yeah. It's like teens now are chugging wood. Don't do it. But do buy wood. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen. Don't do it. But do buy wood. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen. Pechulia. All right.
Starting point is 00:10:31 A French 75. Oh. Do they gin? Do the French? No whispering. Let's go gin. We'll go gin. It's gin.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Gin. Yay. Yeah. Shaw's not going to have to drink. Steven, we just told everyone they could actually consume wood. Is that okay? You mean like eat it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Or drink it. Or drink it. If you're a real yak fan, you'll see. You will shotgun. Drinking an entire bottle. Put it on a Ritz cracker. Yeah, yeah. Big Cat made it clear.
Starting point is 00:11:08 If you want to be like them, they can't get enough of this stuff. I get all my strengths from the wood products. And if you send it in, we'll consider an internship. Uh-huh. Strongly. We'll more likely consider a full-time position. This is all on Steven. He's not paying attention.
Starting point is 00:11:21 He's not paying attention. He deserves all the ridicule. Oh, no. Here we go. Okay. I thought he was going to shut it down. He's coming in with a punch for the wood. He just beat the fuck out of us.
Starting point is 00:11:30 It's in his repertoire now. Yeah, it is. It's kind of his thing. That's his bit. It's on, Kate. A bramble. A gin bramble sounds right, but a bramble. It's not going to go gin gin, right?
Starting point is 00:11:45 Now you're playing the game. It's not going to go gin gin, right? Oh. Now you're playing Nick. You don't know Nick at all. You're not playing the game. Yeah, you're playing Nick. It's all gin. But he thinks that we wouldn't think that, so I almost want to say gin. I might go gin, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:55 I might go gin, yeah. Let's go gin. Final answer? Final answer. It's gin. Yeah. They thought that. They planned to be all gin.
Starting point is 00:12:02 All gin. He went gin gin. Red Cross. Seeing a trend. Oh, a Red Cross whiskey Irish Bushmills. All right. What do you think? If you think he's going to go all gin.
Starting point is 00:12:14 I might go gin again, right? Three gins in a row? Okay. Gin again. It's never been done. The next gin or ale? OB. Oh.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Oh, no. You had it, Kate. You snuffed it out. How many are there? No. Six of everything. Six. Well, no. You had it, Kate. You snuffed it out. How many are there? No. Six of everything. Six. Well, no.
Starting point is 00:12:29 There's seven here. Seven. Tell me when. Six of everything except for the one time it's seven. Do we have to have you finish this bottle by the time? Like, are we? Yes. It depends on how well he does.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Oh, God. I had a long day yesterday. I'll take a little more. Thank you. That's good. That's good. There you go take a little more. Thank you. That's good. That's good. Wait, did you make, it's like a fun, clear mix, or this is just straight up New Amsterdam? It's Nick Juice.
Starting point is 00:12:51 It's a fun, clear mix. Nick Juice. Okay. It's strong, but it's Nick Juice. I mean, you can definitely, you'll. Oh, that's so much. I'm afraid that. No, buddy.
Starting point is 00:12:59 You don't have to take it. I got to finish it, right? Oh. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't have to finish a fucking handle. Oh, you do not have to. It's not a handle. It's a cup already. Okay. Yeah. he doesn't have to finish a fucking handle oh you do not have to it's not a handle it's a cup already
Starting point is 00:13:07 you don't have to take them as shots no just a drink oh shit I'm afraid this is the old liquor that old other liquor poured into that bottle
Starting point is 00:13:16 oh we combined yeah you can combine it with body armor fresh bottle okay I gotta keep I gotta keep adding more no no no
Starting point is 00:13:22 just take your drink right now you pay me oh okay oh yes yes yes oh god okay a shot you guys are taking that as a shot why are you I got to keep adding more. No, no, no. Just take your drink right now. You pay me. Oh, okay. I'm saying if we fuck it up, I keep adding. Oh, God. Okay. A shot? You guys are taking that as a shot?
Starting point is 00:13:28 Why did you put so much in that? Just a drink. Steven, where's Steven? Grab some body armor, Steven. It's warm. I'm going to rip it as a shot. Can I have some of your Revitalite? What about Revitalite?
Starting point is 00:13:38 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Or there's literally a... I'll get it. Wait a minute. What the fuck? There's a bunch of slushies out there. What?
Starting point is 00:13:46 Oh, go grab those. Let's see what that's for. Did you get those? Free sloppy day. Oh, no, this is pre-recorded. It's July 11th. What is that? Monday was 7-11 day.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Yeah, free sloppy. Oh, grab some. Yeah, grab some. Guys, I go for it. I'll go for it. I'm going for it. All right. Harry needs a slushie.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Wow. Sloppy and vodka. All right. Grab me one, too. I'll take an orange. That sounds delicious. Yeah, this sounds like a treat now. That's great.
Starting point is 00:14:09 All right. What's the next one? The next drink. What are you guys having drank? Are you waiting for the slushie? That's fair. I'm going to do it. We're just going to do it?
Starting point is 00:14:16 There goes Blattman and his fat ass. Oh. Okay. He just chomped it at the bit. He loves it. Bomb boy. Down. the bit. He loves it. Down, boy, down. He low-key loves it. I need a newspaper to hit you on the nose when Blattman is high.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Thank you. Shout out Jay Vergara. Sophia is something. Bringing in the slushies. Hey. Sophia. Yeah. Sophia is something. Can I have a? This truly! Sophia! Yeah! Sophia is something.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Can I have a... This truly is Nick. I mean... Do we want to bring him in? Yeah, come in. Coke? Yeah, I'll do the Coke. Oh, do you want to bite the...
Starting point is 00:14:54 My first time... I picked you blue, big cat. All right. I want the Coke. I picked you a blue. Stay here for a second. He should have to answer the next question. Next question.
Starting point is 00:15:04 And this is a shot. You have to take a shot. Owen, which one do you want? First off, state your purpose. State my purpose. Into the mic, into the mic. You got it. Yep, you got you.
Starting point is 00:15:12 So I'm here to grow verticals in different industries. Leaps. Health and wellness. Talk in the mic a little. Sorry. Do you work here? No. So actually, I quit my full-time job in 2017, the day Dave had dental surgery.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Oh, shit. That was a memorable day. I quit my job that day, too. Kennedy got shot, 9-11, Dave getting dental surgery. I remember that. BA draft. Draft deadline. I quit my car listening to your podcast at 3 a.m., drove up there.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Did I tell you to? No. Okay. I would just. We have said that on the podcast. I'm a lacrosse guy from Long Island. I moved down tell you to? No. Okay. I would just... We have said that on the podcast. I'm a lacrosse guy from Long Island. I moved down to Baltimore 10 years ago. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:49 So what I was looking to do is... How long do you stay a lacrosse guy? All life. Okay. I know you could do... Yeah. It's Lex to die. Lex bros are the best bros.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Okay. Yeah. No. I just didn't know when you're 60, you're going to be like, I'm a lacrosse guy? Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. I like that. I'm going to play an'm a lacrosse guy oh yeah okay all right yeah i
Starting point is 00:16:05 like to play in ocean city lacrosse yeah to the grave okay all right yeah so actually dukes was a 12 year old in my lacrosse store in garden city he's a roommate a little lax rat with all his garden city knucklehead buddies yeah yeah okay so um yeah actually i was driving up again a second time two weeks ago and listening to you go into the the plus 4 20 category and kfc dealing with like making a fitness a real thing and you know stay consistent with diet so i actually meal prep like 70 meals a week for my clients so i'm small time i'm buying my food at bj's i'm not getting anything restaurant depot but you know my friends can't eat healthy because they're on the road or they don't know what to do in the kitchen. So I block out one day a week where I just meal prep.
Starting point is 00:16:48 I've kind of toyed around with starting an OnlyFans, just cooking an apron. It makes a couple extra bucks that way. Yeah, I like it. You got the physique. Another funny fact. Lacrosse. I'm looking at Lex, meal prep guy.
Starting point is 00:17:01 I'm actually a boxing coach. I've talked to Dboy fresh you know down in baltimore you know i'm a baltimore guy bartender you know arsenal fund was huge huge huge for a lot of friends of mine and uh you know he wants to get involved in rough and rowdy and i heard zai human troops might be coming down for the arsenal match i'm not sure if that's uh that's going on love it yeah and you're related to Sophia. Distantly. How distant? One of my first erections. Would you?
Starting point is 00:17:29 I would. Because you're not that close. I would. I would take a DNA test to prove it. But it's my grandfather's first cousin, so you could definitely still. I mean, she was on a Sports Illustrated cover in seventh grade, and my football coach told me he was going to jerk off to her pretty much.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Okay, pretty much. Football coach. Pretty much. He's just a football guy. Pretty much. I'm pretty much going to jerk off to her. That's pretty much what's about to go down. All right, so you're guessing.
Starting point is 00:17:59 So we're playing Nick's Wild. You are now going to answer one of the questions for them, and you have to take a shot if you get it wrong. Done. So you want to explain it, Nick? You have to tell me if this cocktail is made with old bush mills or gin. So you're going to tell me OB or gin. A Birmingham Lad's.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Don't try to make an educated guess. You don't know what that is. It's OB. Wow! Four takes for a Garrett. Thank you. All right. Well, you're the man.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Appreciate it. Thank you, man. Thank you so much. Have a good one. We're going to pretty much jerk off to your distant cousin. Pretty much. Later. Pretty much.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Wait, wait. Why did he bring in the slushies? I didn't get to the bottom of that. Don't ask questions. Someone brings you a free slushie. Don't ask questions. Oh, is it? See, I ask questions.
Starting point is 00:18:53 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven day. 7-Eleven day. This is his way of getting in the lobby. Oh, yeah. Oh, he just came in. I know. It was smart of him.
Starting point is 00:19:00 He got him to that. And everybody was asking about the slushies. He was like, oh, yeah, grab some. Like, he was an authority. I thought he was a slushie guy. I thought that he had made was asking about the slushies. He was like, oh, yeah, grab some. Like, he was an authority. I thought he was a slushie guy. I thought he had made a health and wellness slushie. You don't think he brought these? No, I think that he was just.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Is Ebony booting him right now? Oh, she's Ben booting him. Oh, Ebony was like, tell him to hurry up in there so I can get the fuck out of here. She was like, ready for him to go. What is she doing? He might be elevator pitching. Apparently he's tried to come in here a couple times. Oh, whoops. Oh, whoops.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Oh, whoops. That's shit. Our bar is a little lower than everyone else's. Wait, so he didn't bring the slushies in? I didn't have the slushies. I think they're drugged. Yeah, that just crossed my mind as well. No.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Well, that would be cool. I'm deep in. A little part of me feels like, hell yeah. Yeah, why not? Buckle up. One shot. That's the shot that you've taken. Part of me just went, um yeah. Yeah, one shot. Buckle up. One shot. That's the shot that you've taken. Part of me just went, um, free drugs?
Starting point is 00:19:48 Pretty much. All right. So we're on number five. We're going to burn through these. Okay. I already feel nice and warm and toasty from that. By the way, I feel it in my fingers. That was a shot.
Starting point is 00:19:57 You had a monster shot. That first shot was huge. That was huge. Don't have to finish the bottle. I'd like to take three big gulps. Yeah. I'm scared. I don't know if I've said this yet. That you were drugged? Yeah. I'd like to take three big gulps. I'm scared. I don't know if I've said this yet,
Starting point is 00:20:06 but that you were drugged? Yeah. I'm on now. A red snapper. Definitely was. I pretty much know this, guys. A red snapper. R-E-D.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Nobody knows that. That was a pussy eating joke. Yes. Red snapper? Sorry, I don't know. Red snapper. Gin? Gin.
Starting point is 00:20:36 It's gin. They're good. Very good. Two left. Last word. Last word. That sounds like a whiskey thing. Last word. Last word. That sounds like a whiskey thing. Tis the last word.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Yeah. OB. Jen. No! I'm sorry! It's Jen. Like a swig, boys and girls. Poe up. Poe up.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Alright, was that the last one? One more. Stop pouring such big shots. All right, was that the last one? One more. Oh, damn it. Okay. Stop pouring such big shots. I don't want a small one this time, right? Thank you. I'm already burping from the last one.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Thank you. Just a little. Burn through this so I can ask the last. Okay. Cheers. I would have thrown it in the slushie. Very good, very good. Last drink, the suffering bastard.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Oh, God. That's what I'm about to be tomorrow. Ben, that sounds Irish to me. I'm about to be tomorrow. I'm going to let you answer it. I feel like it's OB. Let's go OB. It's OBGYN.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Oh, no. Oh, no. Half a shot. Half a shot. Half a shot. Half a shot. Half a drink. A little tiny bit of a drink. A tiny bit of a drink. You gotta pace yourself, bro.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Put it in the slushie, yeah. We're just starting this. That was the first of six. Okay. Spin the wheel again. Okay. Thank you. The Get Wood Wheel, presented by Getwood.com or local CVSs.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Again, everyone should be drinking their Get Wood. Yep. Yes. First edible shampoo. Actually, zero calories. Zero calories. Great taste. Protein packed.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Yes. Less filling. Way less filling. 50 grams of protein a bottle. Fast acting. I used to feel gross after eating Garnier Fructis. I guess. It really should start putting zero calories on
Starting point is 00:22:27 non-edible food. Actually, can we put zero calories on the sticker of our shirts or something? Yeah. I bought a new car. Zero calories. None. None. Alright. Kate, thank you. Let's spin the wheel to find out what's next.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Oh boy, oh boy, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. You may pick somebody. Who do I go with? Let's go Kyle. Kyle. I just remind you something before. That is, well, I shouldn't get involved.
Starting point is 00:23:05 That is Stephen Che's nickname for Nick. So you might want to, like, I'm just helping you out. Oh, actually, you know what? I don't know. Let's go Che. You know what? No, I like that. I like that.
Starting point is 00:23:15 I have no idea, but it is his nickname for him, so it makes me think. Can I change my partner? You can. I go Stephen Che. You can go Stephen Che. Is that smart of me or no? I'm very glad he switched. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:26 I am going to name a doctor. You're going to say what they do. Okay. All right. I like this. Che, get in here. Get on in here, Che. You will be drinking if you get it wrong.
Starting point is 00:23:40 That's fine. Do you want what's better in here or out there? Stay right there. I can go back and- No, no, you're good. You're good better in here or out there. Stay right there. I can go back and... No, no, you're good. You're good there. This is Oz Wilde. A hematologist. What part of the body, thing of the body, function of the body?
Starting point is 00:23:55 Heme. Oh, man, this is fucked up. KB would have nailed this. I know. Easy. I feel bad. Hemoglobin is something. Ah, very nice. I know. Easy. I feel bad. Hemoglobin is something. Very nice. Getting there. The clue.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Hemoglobin. I feel like it's with either the heart or the brain, but cardiologist is hard. Think about Keemstar. What does Keemstar do? Where's Keemstar from? Or maybe hemophilia? What's a hemophilia?
Starting point is 00:24:24 Cancer? Didn't he try and start some type of hemophilia? You guys are not going to get through to these boys. You guys got to work with the prefix. Hemotologist. It's a royal family affliction. Isn't that a watch brand?
Starting point is 00:24:40 No. Is it a watch doctor? You guys have 10 seconds. Is it a doctor that just treats guys? Adam Schefter goes to watch I got nothing Let's go heart doctor Final answer? Oh wait no
Starting point is 00:24:55 Heart doctor is cardiologist Blood doctor? Let's go blood doctor I mean I got nothing It's blood doctor That sounded like someone might have Google open. What the fuck was that, Che? I might have whispered blood.
Starting point is 00:25:10 I don't know. That was... I didn't hear you whisper that. Hemoglobin. You were on the right track. I said I went to a heart doctor earlier this year, so I know what that's called. Hemophilia. All the...
Starting point is 00:25:21 The rush family. They bump into a coffee table and their whole body falls apart. Yeah, they bruise like apples. It's real solid stock. What happened when Jay fucked Sophia? That was great teamwork. Pretty much fucked Sophia. That was good teamwork.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Pretty much fucked Sophia. Yeah, pretty much. I pretty much beat her off. What does that mean? I am going to pretty much beat her off. Yeah, I will. Eighth grade football coaches were like the meanest people.
Starting point is 00:25:48 They like beat the fuck out of him. Oh, this is your family? I'm going to jerk off to her. I'm fucking your mom. You know that, right? That's a fucking 12-year-old you said that to. Yeah, you're like grabbing
Starting point is 00:25:57 his face mask, telling him you're fucking his grandma. All the tough love, none of the respect. I think of her when I'm not getting pussy. I got hurt beating off my own dick. And the varsity coach called me a pussy for not putting a helmet on over my neck brace.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Oh, yeah, you are a pussy. You get called a coach sir in fifth grade. I think you're confusing that with holes. Mr. Sir. I went after... That's what we had to call our teachers. Sir, sir, and madam all the time. For real? That's wasted we had to call our teachers Sir, sir and madam For real? I am
Starting point is 00:26:28 I'm not gonna lie I feel warm Shouldn't have done that big first one Why don't you just tell me what a Nephrologist is N-E-B-H R-O-L-O-G-I-S-T The brain?
Starting point is 00:26:48 Neph What's brain cancer called? Nephew. Nephritides. I fucked you over, Zai, with the KB notes. All of these. What the fuck? Why'd you do that name? Nephrologist.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Nephew. It's like I've never been to... Actually, the only time I've been to a hospital was to get my fucking legs lengthened And born You did that? Yeah I don't know That's dope
Starting point is 00:27:09 He has a shin dimple You did that? Yeah we have to take a shot Out of your shin at some point Oh that's right A body shot Spoiler That was gonna be my
Starting point is 00:27:17 Wait can that be a hundred thousand? One of the things you gotta do Is a celebratory shot Out of Zod's shin Yes Oh yeah Oh yeah Nice and sweaty.
Starting point is 00:27:26 You have to eat Ritz Chew out of it. All back. All back. Is that ear? Is that ear? Do you want me to tell you what it is? Nick can tell you.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Let's go ear. Any other guesses? Because that is wrong. I would have You want me to tell you what it is? Ear? I don't know, maybe. Nick can tell you the answer. Let's go ear. That's going to be my guess. Any other guesses? Because that is wrong. I would think necrophiliacs. Nef. E-P-H. Nephew.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Geneticist or biological? It's a nephew. Nephew doctor. That's for your neck. No, Che. It's kidney. Why would that be a kidney I didn't know that
Starting point is 00:28:06 Alright shot Drink a drink A sip It's a sip No you can You can pay yours at the end Yeah Alright here we go
Starting point is 00:28:14 Next Pour little splashes Into Steven's Zaha can you pour A little splash Into one of those glasses For him Just so we can
Starting point is 00:28:20 It's a little sip Zaha Pay yourself There's more There's 24 more questions I Yeah, I gotcha. There's 24 more questions. Okay. There's actually, yeah, 27 more questions total. He's trying to kill Zah.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Nephew's out. Oh my... Half the bottle's gone already. What the fuck? Ah, buddy. You might run out of alcohol. That's good. That's good. Is that Dukes from the Garden City of La Crosse Unlimited? Knucklehead, dude. Little knucklehead. That guy's building verticals.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Steven? I still love him. What was that? I actually build verticals. 2024, we're thinking horizontal as well. Well, that's where the slushy thing became confusing to me because he was talking about doing all this health shit.
Starting point is 00:29:04 You're bringing us just... 500 grams of sugar for you. The slushy thing became confusing to me because he was talking about doing all this health shit. Yeah. All this stuff. Bringing us just. Yeah, I have 500 grams of sugar for you. Big Cat, you just got quixed on Twitter. What happened? Annoy. Why are you annoyed? You don't even want to know.
Starting point is 00:29:15 What? What? Oh, no. He has a lip bump. Oh. Oh, no. Hey, can we zoom in? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Can we zoom in a little bit? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Oh, no. Oh, no. He's the greatest to do it. Oh, God damn it. He's the greatest to do it. Monday, from back on Monday. That was from Monday. Nice callback, yeah. Monday, from back on Monday. Oh, it was Monday. Nice callback, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Steven? Theodore Geisel. Oh, damn. Is that even English? It's two words. Theodore Geisel. Is this a person or a type of doctor? It's a person.
Starting point is 00:30:03 It must be a guy doctor. It's a guy doctor. Fyodor. Fyodor sounds like an economist. True. Doctor of economics. True. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:30:15 True, yeah, yeah. This guy is the worst partner. He's the worst partner ever. Worst partner ever. I fucked him so hard. I'm so sorry. You fucked him so hard. I don't think KB doesn't know this. Actually, I didn't. Fyodor does sound like an economist. I fucked him so hard. You fucked him so hard. I don't think KB doesn't know this.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Actually, I didn't. Fedor does sound like an economist. I should know this. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Old age, doctor? Why? You should know this.
Starting point is 00:30:37 We're old. We have white guys. Pigment. Older shirts. A geyser. That's his last name. Let him work it out. Letment. Their shirts. A geyser. That's his last name. Let him work it out. Let him work it out.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Do you think it's not a proper noun? It's a type of profession. I'm thinking either economist or organist. Wait, it has to be a doctor, right? A piano? It does. Doctor of economy. Doctor Theodore Geyser. Oh, yeah, you, right? A piano? It does. A doctor of a kind. Doctor Theodore Geiger.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, go with that. Go with what? All right, organist. Organist? This guy is... Guys, that's Dr. Seuss. Oh!
Starting point is 00:31:15 Oh, the book guy? I didn't know that was his name. All right, so now let's think out of the box now. If we know Nick's going this direction, now let's think doctor. All right. Doctor who? You guys really have me pegged. Doc Martin.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Rheumatologist. R-H-E-U-M-A-tologist. Think about rheumatoid. Rheumatoid arthritis. There you go, Steve. That's an idea you had and Roan didn't give you. Yeah. We're working.
Starting point is 00:31:45 That's a commercial on Fox CBS. That's right. Football. There we go. John Madden. Top actors in acting. No.
Starting point is 00:31:56 You said it. So arthritis is pain in your knuckles and joints. You gotta be a knuckle doctor. He's a knuckle. He's got a knuckle doctor. He's got a knuckle doctor. Now you just go in and he's like, knuckle sandwich for you.
Starting point is 00:32:13 That's what he prescribes. You said it. You did say it. I'm going to try arthritis. Arthritic doctor? I'll count it. Yeah, it's joints. It's joints.
Starting point is 00:32:24 That's what I was saying. Is it joints or knuckles? Either joints or knuckles. He writes prescriptions for knocks. All right, you guys are good there. Two left. Good job. Paid off.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Benedict Cumberbatch. He's an actor. Come on, though. He sounds South African. Okay. I'm thinking farmer. Yeah, yeah. He's an actor. He was a Yeah, yeah. He's an actor.
Starting point is 00:32:47 He was the guy in... He's an actor, okay. He was in that... I'm thinking farmer. I just want to play... I want to say a game where we say names and he guesses the profession. He's either an organist or an economist. He's like spot on
Starting point is 00:33:04 though. He's so right. He's so right. I'm thinking about the box, man. I'm thinking about the box. An organist. Gotta be an organist. That's an organist. We're all over it. Benedict Cumberbatch.
Starting point is 00:33:13 He was in that World War II movie where they figured out computers. Jay is the worst partner. I am. This is... Yeah, I'm not... Zai, you should give people their jobs on their 18th birthday Like the Hunger Games Okay Just look at them
Starting point is 00:33:27 You're gonna be this Yeah I can fuck with that Bee movie So Cumberbatch An actor But what would he What would he be
Starting point is 00:33:35 Wait Is doctor Fucking acting He was a Computer Computer scientist He like Invented computers
Starting point is 00:33:44 Or pretty much figured He cracked the code for the World War 2 I think we gotta give him a countdown either they know it or don't so let's go
Starting point is 00:33:50 let's go computer science when where why doctor of computer science since he's a code guy doctor of computer science does anybody else want to say it's Doctor Strange it's Doctor Strange
Starting point is 00:33:58 a marvel it's the marvel movie but wait I was thinking Doctor Who was he a doctor in the imitation game where he was a computer scientist? That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Can we Google that? That's true. You count it. I'll count it if it's true. Hold on. Hold on, Zal. Thank the Lord. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Jesus Christ. Imitation Game. I can't believe you picked up what movie they were talking about from whatever Stephen was saying. Computer scientist is not a doctor. But was he a doctor? Alan Turing. Dr. Alan Turing. It was doctor?
Starting point is 00:34:27 No. Crypt analyst. But does it say Dr. Alan Turing? Just search Alan Turing. Oh, you son of a bitch. You lied to me. Oh, my. You dickhead.
Starting point is 00:34:38 He lied. I said it was doctor. No, search Alan Turing and see if he was a doctor. We went the most. Alan Turing's a real person. You're going the very scenic route to find this. You can Google Alan Turing. see if he was a doctor. Alan Turing's a real person. You're going the very scenic route to find this. You can Google Alan Turing. He's a real person.
Starting point is 00:34:49 I had the most amazing movie. All right, here we go. Alan Turing. He's a mathematician. No. OBE. Philosopher. Heretical biologist.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Search to see if he ever had a doctor. This guy's got arms. In front of his name. Let's go. He was chemically castrated. I saw this in the leaders and the elderly people in the row. Was Alan Turing a doctor? Yeah, there we go.
Starting point is 00:35:11 This will answer it. Yes! Yes! Way to go! All right, all right. Steven. Last one. Amaretto, almond, blackberry, black licorice, caramel, carrot, clove, cherry, cola, ginger,
Starting point is 00:35:29 juniper, molasses, omega, orange, prune, plum, pepper, root beer, rum, raspberry, tomato, and... Oh, Dr. Pepper. Yes. Wait, am I that drunk? Am I that drunk already? All right, so Steven. That one felt good.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Steven, you got to drink your vodka. That's right. You're getting a couple wrong. Come get your drink, Steve. I think they only got two wrong, right? Yeah. That was pretty good. That was good.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Boys, pretty good. Spin the wheel again. Oh, Zah. This is fun. That's a good shot. I feel fuzzy after before and Zah. I feel like Zah's going to be drunk. I'm like half USI.
Starting point is 00:36:02 After before. Nice, Steven. Steven's always down. Chase, no face, you absolute animal. What a beast, Steven. Zah, slow down. Reminds me back to your DTE days. No slowing down on the fast lane.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Oh, baby. Oh, Zah. Thank you. Thank you. All right, so now Che is eliminated from participating and Kate is. Let's spin the wheel. Damn right, Steven. Damn right.
Starting point is 00:36:37 We have sweet, sweet. Kyle, do you know what that's for? Sweet, sweet treat. It's for sweet, sweet candy. Gentlemen, if you could look underneath of your seats, you'll find an envelope with candy. Do not open it. Can Zaha pick his partner?
Starting point is 00:36:52 No, no, no. There is no partner here. Zaha, if you could go back to the booth and open up your envelope. Go to the candy section of your envelope. Are we playing old-fashioned? We are. We're playing old-fashioned yakis. Zaha, if you could go back to the booth and...
Starting point is 00:37:06 Incredible, Nick. Look at your candy section on your... In the booth? I don't want these guys to see the candy. Okay. You guys have a number on your envelope. You'll say your number, then chew into the microphone. Can I say something real quick?
Starting point is 00:37:18 I want to apologize to you, Nick. I might have eaten some of this candy last night. No. I put it here right before the show. No, no, no. When it was in the bag at your desk. I bought more candy. Did you notice one of them was open?
Starting point is 00:37:31 Yeah, but that wasn't my candy. I ate someone else's candy? I was here at like 11 p.m. and I just wanted candy. I went to everyone's desk and I just found... The first thing I said when I came in this morning was, why is this fucking open candy on my desk? Whoops. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:45 So this is an old school yak game. Oh, this is great, Nick. What a callback. So Za has a chance. He has a list of all the candies in the envelopes, but he doesn't know who has what. Okay. So he will have, you have a word bank. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:57 You got to close your eyes, Za, and we're going to eat them, right? We'll start with whoever has envelope number one. But Za, you're going to have to close your eyes'm going to turn my volume so I can wait. Can I take a quick look at them? Yeah. No one talk. No one talk. You actually can keep your eyes open.
Starting point is 00:38:14 We'll just make sure. Just don't look when they're putting in their mouth. I'll sit under. Go under the desk. Go under the desk. Does he have a helper? Especially go under the desk. All right.
Starting point is 00:38:22 All right. Go ahead. As long as he can hear. All right. Everyone be quiet. Candy one. Who has candy? I have number one. All right. All right Go ahead as long as he can hear everyone be quiet and he won us candy. I have number one All right, so I can open it up show the camera and then don't It's gonna be hard to open chat fire it off in the chat if you know Yeah, I love this. It's your subscribing. You're gonna want to hear this. You're going to want to hear these chews. That sounds like a soft waffle.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Oh, he hasn't even started yet. Not a box. Nope, nope, nope. All right, all right, all right. I got it. All right, here he goes. Big crunch. Big initial crunch.
Starting point is 00:39:00 All right, so one initial crunch. I'll go again. Once you've broken it. I'll go again. Go again. Massive crunch. Alright, so one initial crunch. I'll go again. Once you've broken it. I'll go again. Go again. Massive crunch. It's ruled. Fuck. Alright. I can go again if you want. I'm thinking two things. The crunch
Starting point is 00:39:18 has me. The crunch has me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm dialed in. I'm dialed in. I'll need a Twix or Kit Kat. I need one more bite out of you. Okay, give him one more bite. Nice and close. Mike, slow and steady.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Get really close. Low and steady. Really close. Jesus. That was not the crunch. Okay, so it's a long crunch. Long crunch. All right, let's go Twix.
Starting point is 00:39:45 It was Kit Kat. Oh! It's a long crunch. Long crunch. Long crunch. Long crunch. Yeah, we won't say what it is. Going forward.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Going forward. That will ruin the rest of them. All right. This is actually pretty fun. All right, so Zod, going forward, you should write down your answer. Or how should we do it so that we can all do it? Let's have him write them down, I guess. Yes.
Starting point is 00:40:13 And then reveal at the end. Yes, yes. Say when you're ready. So write down. Oh, yeah, like that is eliminated, but that is one drink. Yeah, write down after every one. Explain what you're hearing, Zog, that long crunch. I thought you had it.
Starting point is 00:40:26 That was a super genius move. I mean, doesn't Twitch crunches too? He heard the length of the crunch. Yeah, the length. It's too long of a crunch. I mean, the length gives you how thick the fucking crunch is. I thought you had it.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Maybe Slurpee spilled it. He's got number two. It's everywhere. He's got number two. It's everywhere. She's got number two. Andy, number two. Owen does. So you're going to write it down. Still explain it, but then write it down.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Don't tell us what your answer is, and then we'll do the answer at the end. Yeah. Personally, I just want to see what he's. Okay, go ahead. Oh, it's happening. It's happening? Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:41:09 So no crunch. He's a crunchman. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. I mean, you can't talk through it, bro. You can't talk in the mic while he's biting. Yeah, Owen, don't show what it is so people can play at home. Thanks, DJ.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Too loud, though. He's biting. I'm chewing as loud as I can Mouth open maybe Okay okay So he's biting Let me look at my list There it is But that is
Starting point is 00:41:34 Okay okay So not a crunch This is more chewy Alright so write it down Write it down Write it down Give me give me No no no
Starting point is 00:41:40 It's brilliant It's good He's damn good Workshop Workshop I know it's the crunch. So, Owen, give me one more bite. One more slow, steady, right into the mic.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Slow, steady. Shh. Shh. All right. Nice and quiet. It's a soft. It's one of them gooey. You know one of them gooey fucking chews?
Starting point is 00:42:06 Where it's like. It's like a slimy kind one of them gooey... You know one of them gooey fucking chews? It's like a slimy kind of... I am gooey, too. Write down your answer. Write it down. Good job. I got my answer. Good analysis. Number three.
Starting point is 00:42:15 I have number three. All right. Kate will be... Okay, I'm hiding it right before I... I can't see you. I'm biting into it. I'm not chewing it, but I'm biting right into the mic. Oh! Right before I... I can't see you. I'm biting into it. I'm not chewing it, but I'm biting right into the mic. Crunch, not as prominent,
Starting point is 00:42:31 not as long as the Kit Kat. There is a crunch. He's a genius. So that means that the texture of the inside is a little bit softer than what the Kit Kat is. This is where I got tripped up. This is where my heart got tripped up. I isolated the Kit Kat and the fucking Twix.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Kate, give me one more bite. You know exactly what it is. One more bite. One more bite. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Ready? In your voice, you got the fucking caramel.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Oh, he's got it. He's got the throat. He's got the throat. There it is. All right. Thank you, Kate. Who's got the throat. He's got the throat. There it is. All right. Thank you, Kate. Who's got four? Who's got four?
Starting point is 00:43:11 I have four. All right. I ain't drinking for this one. All right. Candy, number four. Don't show the camera. Wait, was that a bite? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:43:22 That was a rip. That was a rip. That was the package. All right. So that's a box. That was the envelope. That was the envelope. We're all in envelopes. And that was me, no, no. That was a rip. That was a rip. That was the package. All right, so that's a box. That was the envelope. That was the envelope. We're all in envelopes.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Okay, okay, okay. And that was me. I'm sorry. That was residual. All right, ready, Zaha? Yep. Oh, sass. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Ooh, so you dropped it in your mouth and hit your teeth and it gave a da-da-da-da-dum. So I'm guessing something circular. Then when you chewed, it had a crunch to it. Give me one more of those. So I have two on my list that I am thinking of. Two on my list that I see. Actually, three, three, three. Actually, no, no, no, two, two, two.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Actually, three. Because I love the crunch. Okay, go. Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. They hit the teeth. They hit the teeth. Tells me it's something circular, something ball-like.
Starting point is 00:44:13 And then the crunch. Andy from laughing. Andy number five. Is Adam for Roan. I have number five right here. Mine like Roan. This feels like a weird only thing. Can you guys also do...
Starting point is 00:44:28 Let it hit your teeth one more time. I have the list of the candies here. Can you do the package too? How you open it? No. I've taken them all out of the package. Okay, cool. We did this for like 45 minutes once on the radio.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Yeah. People were just calling in, what were you eating? Reasons. That's right. It's impossible. Me and Owen watched the video yesterday because it was like Colby played Celebrate. And then Kyle was so off time with his, come on.
Starting point is 00:44:54 It was like four seconds after the original come on. We're going to have to put that. TJ, put a time mark. Let's put that in this video. Well, Kyle, you were the only guy on the act during the series time who was taller when they stood up. It was so funny. We all celebrated. Trey Songz? They told me, yeah, they were shorter.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Who was that that did that? Tory Lanez? Alright, ready? Yeah. Uh-oh. Oh, okay. So hit the teeth when you threw it into your mouth. Again, yeah. That would happen. When you bit it, very crunchy.
Starting point is 00:45:32 A resistive kind of bite. It kind of fucking leads me down the path that it's something that's probably not meant to be bitten. Something that's meant to be sucked. I got it. Crunchy next. He's it. Crunch bit back. He's actually extremely good at this. I don't even need another listen. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:53 The crunch bit back. And I believe the last candy. Yeah. Are you ready, Zah? Yep. It's me. Let's pick it. All right.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Okay. Hits the teeth. Bites crunch. So you bite it. Hits the teeth Bites, so you bite it Hits the teeth The bite is soft So once it hits the teeth, once you crush it It's a chewy It's not a resistive bite It's something
Starting point is 00:46:21 Okay, I know exactly what this is If he goes like 0 over six I'm gonna cry Are you good with that one? Come in come in here your findings I would do a whole show where Zod does this of all food. This is the funniest thing. This is the hardest I've laughed in. Oh, fuck. He's a scientist of, like, sound of candy. He's addicted to crunches.
Starting point is 00:46:53 It's not a tooth-resistant sound. It's a tooth-embracing teeth. Is him getting your crunch crunched back? It crunched back. It was genius. It bit you back. Okay, here we go. Okay. Zod, why don't you present us with, you know what number one was.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Yep. You got it wrong, so you need to have a swig for number one. That will be a swig for number one. Yep, because you got that one wrong. Oh, shit, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one I got through, though. Yeah, but you got the rough stuff. It was a long crunch that got you.
Starting point is 00:47:21 A long crunch. Oh, man, that's perfect. That's fine. That's fine He did if you I don't know if we had the camera on him But he did eat the Kit Kat like a long way So it was a
Starting point is 00:47:35 Long crunch I feel like If the Kit Kat came in like Third or fourth I probably would have Yeah it was a tough first Because I had the list and I saw the Twix and the Kit Kat. Number two. Number two was
Starting point is 00:47:50 Owen, right? Yes. Owen was chewing on a Twizzler. That's correct. Now, Zell, why don't you tell me candy number three? Number three was Kate. She had the Twix. That is correct. He heard the caramel. The caramel was Kate. She had the Twix. That is correct. You heard the caramel. That caramel was loud.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Now, this is where it might get tricky. Handy number four. Sass. This one, if I remember correctly, that's where I asked you to chew into the mic like three times. Yes. Because after the initial, I heard the ding on the teeth when you throw it in the mouth. Ding, ding, ding. It was the bite that was throwing me off because it in the mouth. Ding, ding, ding.
Starting point is 00:48:25 It was the bite that was throwing me off because I had three different things I had to pick from. I had the peanuts, then I had the soft of the peanut butter. Peanut M&M's and peanut butter M&M's. And the resistive of them. Oh, the resistive. I went peanut M&M for sass. Sass? No. It was peanut butter. It was peanut butter M&M's Sass. Sass? No.
Starting point is 00:48:45 It was peanut butter. It was peanut butter M&M. Oh, really? My goodness. M&M's. I was wrong, too. I thought I even saw them. Oh, he was chewing it like peanuts, though.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Sass was chewing it like peanuts. You were chewing it like peanuts. He was chewing like it was a peanut M&M. Yeah, that one I was almost certain. It sounded exactly like peanuts. Number four was peanut butter M&M's. No. How did you give him peanut butter and peanuts?
Starting point is 00:49:04 Oh, no. I'm a dickhead. Oh, no. Number five. Go number five. So five was, I mean, Roan's crunch was so pumped. It crunched.
Starting point is 00:49:11 It was Altoid. It was Altoid. I had the peanut M&M's. Yeah. Okay. More swigs. I'm on, like, that sounded just like peanut.
Starting point is 00:49:19 That one sounds softer. Wait, Seth, can you bite? Can you do the bite? Do it again. Let's do it live. Wow. Yours sounded more private. Mine were extremely good.
Starting point is 00:49:27 Want to know how fucked up Nick is? I actually have a mix of peanut and peanut butter. That's not true. That's not true. Don't do this. No, I have the peanut M&M's. I have the peanut M&M's. So let's just give us one big swig.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Oh, that was amazing. That was amazing because I was being vindictive there because I didn't think about your health. My body. I'm still all right. I didn't think about your well-being. I was incredible. That was so – that needs to be like a segment.
Starting point is 00:49:56 You should do that every day. You were so scientific. Put that on the wheel instead of double red. Stop. All right. Let's spin the wheel. This is fun. We're having fun. It's well done. This right, let's spin the wheel. This is fun. We're having fun.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Well done. This has been fun, honestly. Yeah. Thank you, Nick, for writing all this. Of course, yeah. It looks to be Aisha. She's wild. Now, this is a game we are playing, and Zaa is performing.
Starting point is 00:50:25 NT stands for non-talking. He will be charading us animals. Now, you have a list on your sheet, and you go in order. In order to help us. Does he have a partner for this? No, but he is going in alphabetical order. So if you guess an animal and it's correct, the other animals will be further in the alphabet along.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Okay. Well, what if... He will start with his first animal. So we might have a little... If you guys guess it, Za won't have to drink. We might have a little issue here. There's some animals on here on this list
Starting point is 00:51:00 that they're not native of where I come from, so I don't know where to... So like the first one. So you just act it I come from, so I don't know where to select the first one. So you just act it out. Are we all guessing or is one person guessing? All of you guys are guessing. Is he only going to do the black animals? Alright, wait. Come in the middle a little.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Come in a little. Now remember, this is alphabetical. Alpalka. No. Aardvark. Antelope. Alligator.
Starting point is 00:51:32 He doesn't know what this beast is. Anteater or aardvark. It might be an anteater. Anteater. Yes. All right. So what we should do is have a final answer, but it was anteater. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:41 You're right. You're right. But I don't know how you guessed that. You don't know what that is. It was an ant, so I got on the floor. I saw food. Something an ant would eat. He's a genius.
Starting point is 00:51:53 He's a genius. Something an ant would eat. Think literally. When I don't know, think literally. All right, got it, got it. So you know that anteaters eat ants. Hey, Che? He's so wasted.
Starting point is 00:52:08 He was being an ant eating. You thought it was an ant eating wrist. It's something that eats like an ant. It's literally an anteater. Next one. Next one. Next one. The name couldn't be more literal.
Starting point is 00:52:20 It is an anteater. Don't tell us if we got it right. We'll all guess, and then we'll come to a final answer. We have to submit a question. Look at this, Zod. That was – The crawl was accurate. Yeah, very accurate.
Starting point is 00:52:31 They put those snouts in the hole. Oh, they suck it? Oh, yeah, they suck it. They kind of look dope. Salvador Dali had one, didn't he? Yeah, he walked it in New York. Do you want me to keep track of – I got you.
Starting point is 00:52:43 I got you. So we're good there. No drink. Okay. And now A. So we're good there. No drink. Okay. And now A. So it's anything below A. Okay. Shit.
Starting point is 00:52:51 I know this one, but I just don't know how to... Yeah. You didn't know what an anteater was? Okay. Ooh. This is a hill. Okay. Okay. Sorry. That's a hill. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Sorry, that's a hill. Okay. What's he doing? Oh, my God. What's he doing? Is that a lion? What do you think? Would it be dog for D?
Starting point is 00:53:29 Or would it be... Not a dog. Remember, it's alphabetical. Early in the alphabet. Picture a tail, too. No talking. Do it again. Okay, there. Now you're forgiven
Starting point is 00:53:45 Oh Wait wait wait It's um You want a baboon? Are we into bees? What is it? Might be longer than bees Prairie dog
Starting point is 00:53:55 There are only six Animals Fever Something that climbs a hill And then searches Like a meerkat It has a crazy tail too Oh
Starting point is 00:54:04 No you're good You're good Meerk searches. Like a meerkat. He has a crazy tail, too. Ooh. No, you're good, you're good, you're good. Meerkat? I'm saying meerkat. I mean, it wouldn't be M, would it? It could be. Could be, yeah. You want to go final answer meerkat? I'm fine with that.
Starting point is 00:54:14 No, he said, I think that was along the lines of the right answer. No, lemurs are not. What about mine? Was it a chupi cabra? It would be a chupi cabra. I think you're confusing it with a capybara. What are the little fucking things that pop up? Is it a dinosaur?
Starting point is 00:54:35 A rat? A gopher? No, the things that pop up in the desert. I spoiled it. How do you want me to handle when you guess correctly? I want you to just continue doing what you do. Is it meerkat? Meerkat.
Starting point is 00:54:46 It is meerkat. I will allow it. I will allow it. It wasn't that obvious. It was meerkat. So now his next animals are after M. That's lucky. M is the 13th letter, so that's half the alphabet.
Starting point is 00:54:57 That's right. Hey, that's exactly what Zah was doing. Oh, there he is. That's exactly what he was doing. They're on a hill. Hill stand, yeah, because they're looking out. Next one was my paper. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Can I make? Oh, no, no. Okay. No, stop saying stuff. I have to set it up. So picture my shoes. My shoes are the end of my tail. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:55:30 Shoes are your head. Okay. It's an easy visual. Snake? Eel? Is that a snake? Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake.
Starting point is 00:55:41 Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake. It's a rattlesnake. I know the answer. Rattlesnake. It is rattlesnakeake. It's a rattlesnake. Final answer. Rattlesnake. It is rattlesnake. It's good at everything. It's good at all of it.
Starting point is 00:55:50 Amazing. That little rattle was so cute. No, you're not allowed to talk. Yeah, but I got to say this one. Yeah, we got to say this one. Totally give it away. No talking on this one. None.
Starting point is 00:56:01 None. No setups. No, no, no, no, no. Just do it. Just imagine my shoes are rattling, okay? Yeah, snake-like. No, no, no, no. It's like
Starting point is 00:56:17 Lenny with a laptop. What's the trunk? Yeah, I know. Starfish. Rattles? Yeah, it's gotta be starfish. Starfish. No. Rattles. Yeah, it's got to be starfish. What the fuck else would it be?
Starting point is 00:56:31 There's not five of them, dude. Oh, no glasses, no glasses. Yeah, he doesn't wear glasses. Oh, he's doing something else. Oh, it's a starfish. Starfish. Starfish. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:56:42 No, that's too many now. Six. Six arms. What has six arms? Squid. Ant. Octopus. Cockroach. T, wait, wait. Starfish. Hey, no, that's too many now. Six. Six arms. What has six arms? Squid. Ant. Octopus. Cockroach.
Starting point is 00:56:48 Tick. Octopus. Beetle. What letter are we at? R. Or S. It's got to be a starfish. Starfish. S.
Starting point is 00:56:57 Starfish. All right, starfish. Final answer. Final answer, starfish. It's starfish. It is starfish. Here we go, Saw. It's brilliant.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Woo. Okay. Two more animals. All right. So Starfish is... What's he saying? So I think... I don't know if... No, don't talk. Don't talk.
Starting point is 00:57:22 Just do it. Just do it. Saw is defiant against... Do it. Against the rule. He hates the rule. He is drunk. Step away from that mic, brother. Okay, you got this. He's going to talk.
Starting point is 00:57:32 He's going to talk. He's about to talk. Do not talk. He's spitting. Stifling the wort. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Just do it.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Just let it be Come over here There's only so many letters left Alright T Literal is the best way Woodpecker Oh
Starting point is 00:57:54 Yes Whoa Throwing America Ruining America Fuck Immigrant Joe Biden What is What Oh It's probably in the name The action he's doing Ruining America. Fuck. Immigrant. Joe Biden.
Starting point is 00:58:06 What is it? It's probably in the name, the action he's doing. Wood throw. Throw wood. Wood throw. Wood chuck. Knock, knock. Wood chuck.
Starting point is 00:58:15 Wood chuck, yeah. He's throwing wood. Wood chuck. Let's go, TJ. Good pull, TJ. That was great. Final one. That was a smart move. Yeah. TJ. That was great. Final one. That was a smart move.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Yeah. He proved it was wood through his only way of knowing what things are sound. Don't talk. Just do it. We could have thrown the bottle of wood. Do not talk. I'm thinking, sorry. I'm not going to talk. Stinging out loud With my words So it was
Starting point is 00:58:55 X, Y, and Z I can't There's only I don't know how to I think I know what's coming Wait wait Final answer Oh never mind I was going to say yak But He's like singing He's singing Singing Oh, it's... I think I know what's coming. Wait, wait. Final answer?
Starting point is 00:59:06 Oh, never mind. I was going to say yak, but... He's, like, singing? He's singing. Singing. Zebra? So what are the options here? Yak, zebra? Yellow tail.
Starting point is 00:59:17 Yellow fin. Yeah. X. No X. Y. I don't know what he said. Zendaya? I'm talking. So he's talking, not singing.
Starting point is 00:59:30 He's talking. Wait, humans are animals? Is it the yak? It could be the yak. It could be the yak. Humans are animals. The way he's shaking his hips. Now, X, Y, Z. He's clearly...
Starting point is 00:59:45 Okay, his hands. Wait, here we go. Delivering a... Legs are a bit too short to pull this move, but I'm going to try. Oh, what is that? I have no idea. Snake charmer. Oh, oh, oh, flamingo or something like that?
Starting point is 01:00:03 What? Easy. Ten. Hello. Eight. By the way, I'm sweating like a man. What was the last one? Go get my sweat towel.
Starting point is 01:00:16 Four. W. Okay, he went to get his sweat towel. He's hammered. It'll be another W. Yeah, we're used to it. One. I need your final answer.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Big Cat, give it to us. Zendaya? Zendaya. Zendaya. Final answer, Zendaya? Final answer, Kelly Martin. Zendaya. Final answer was Zendaya.
Starting point is 01:00:36 No, it was Yak. Oh! Yeah. It was Yak. You could have pointed to us. The drunk, I get. You only owe one swig from that whole game. Wait, what were you performing, and what was the leg movement?
Starting point is 01:00:52 We crossed our legs. I'm too short. I can't put my leg on. Okay. But we do kind of shake our hips. He was doing the KB shake from Monday. Yeah, from Monday. All right.
Starting point is 01:01:05 TJ, for one of these last two, we will need a spy cam set up. There's two more animals? No, no, no, no, no. Wheel section. Say what's after. Oh, God. What? It's almost halfway through the bottle.
Starting point is 01:01:17 Yeah, we need to cut him off. I don't know. Legally. All right. Okay. Alright. Spin the wheel? Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:32 Oh, is someone coming on? No. Wish. He's golfing. So this one I did not think out. I was like, wait, Brandon's golfing. This one I did not think through. You was like, wait, Brandon's golfing. This one I did not think through. Zah, you have two minutes.
Starting point is 01:01:48 There's items in here. You can use the wood, too. Make me a Rube Goldberg machine. It's time for a Ruben. Make you a what? Shit, he wasn't here for any of that. You can pick one partner. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:03 That's this is KB. Let's go, Kyle. I've been itching. partner. Okay. That's KB. Let's go, Kyle. I've been itching. Time. And we will grade it and discern how many drinks they'll have. Okay. Wait, could I see what a Rube Goldberg machine is? Is it actually something?
Starting point is 01:02:16 Can you show them one real quick? I want to see at least two reactions. And I did not. These are things I found in the office. And you could go grab more things. This is going to be incredible. Do it on the Compton Square. All right, here it is, Zah.
Starting point is 01:02:36 Here's a Rube Goldberg machine. Zah's stepping back. Oh, my God. Well, you don't have to do it like this. It's not that. What the fuck is that? I'm building that. You don't have something like it.
Starting point is 01:02:52 One thing happens and then it causes a reaction, a chain of reactions. That looks like them things that we used to do during quarantine. What's that thing? Yes, yes, Rube Goldberg machines. Yeah, Rube Goldberg. See? All right. Begin.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Let's do it. You can use anything around the room. I just want to be impressed. They have a pack of cards. I bought a pack of indexes. You can make some sort of domino system. Yeah, yeah. Helmet.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Do you need a helmet? Let me take a helmet. They have how long? Two minutes? Plummet. It can roll on its side. Sure. Or that.
Starting point is 01:03:24 Tape? Definitely won't roll. Tiny sports characters from Brandon Walker's desk. It may be easier. I think there's a little ball in there, too. Who are those sports characters? It's Joe Montana. All right.
Starting point is 01:03:37 I think Zah has the gist, so I'm going to let him run the show. Oh, no, because you are now invested because drinks. So you might want to help. I want to see what Zah comes up with. You want a drink? What is this? This is going to be awesome. This is now he's putting the wine opener on the M&M's.
Starting point is 01:03:55 Help him, KB. You're making the first stop real difficult so far. He's making it really hard. But I appreciate that. A lot of Rube Goldberg started off with an easy light switch. Oh, no. He's got this. Tina Eminem's resting underneath a wine opener on either side.
Starting point is 01:04:13 All right. We're going to bail on that. Scratch. Is there a ball in there? Give him the ball. There's a ball in that bag, I think. A ball in that bag, Owen. What else do we have?
Starting point is 01:04:23 Okay. Oh, yeah. There is. Yeah, I like. A little ball in that bag, Owen. What else do we have? Oh yeah, there is. I like this music, TJ. I like the picture. I'm watching a mad scientist in his basement. Here's a little ball here. This is the music from the NowThis
Starting point is 01:04:36 videos when they're like, you don't have to buy anything. What is he doing? You can open up the index card. I've never seen someone do so much, but nothing. He's still at zero. Nothing's happening. There's no chain reaction.
Starting point is 01:04:51 So much activity. Do you have a final reaction in mind, or are you starting with the first? Start easy. One thing knocks over one thing. Maybe fold the paper and knock it. You get to push the first thing. AB fucked you so bad. I thought I'm creating the ball thing.
Starting point is 01:05:06 No, no, no, no. It's a pushover. It's a chain reaction. That's why I was putting this shit. You started by pushing one thing and then it goes. It's a chain reaction. It's a chain reaction. You want the biggest thing first.
Starting point is 01:05:17 Sure. You can roll the ball off the helmet. I really want to know what was going to happen with the fucking wine opener. There you go. There you go, Zai. Yes. Yes. There you go. There you go, Za. Yes. Yes. There we go. You don't have to balance it because you could do the first motion. Yeah, you get to set it off.
Starting point is 01:05:36 Perfect distance. That's perfect. What does the next card knock over? The pomade could act as a wheel. Another one. Oh, that's fun. Okay. Like this. You could take like an hour because we can edit it down.
Starting point is 01:06:01 Yeah, take it. Oh, we got the peanut on it. The peanut on Eminem's back. Peanut on Eminem's back. Fuck yes. It's going to roll down. Yeah. Oh, we got the peanut on it. The peanut on M&M's back. Peanut on M&M's back. Fuck yes. It's going to roll down the rail. It could just fall. It'll be fire.
Starting point is 01:06:11 It's not going to hit the rail. It's not going to happen. It might need to make a little bridge. It might work. It might work. Are you ready? It's funny. It's funny.
Starting point is 01:06:19 You need more force coming from you. No, this could be it. I don't think the first thing's going to work. No, you need something to... You need something to... Well, help him, KB. You're the only one who can actually help. Seriously.
Starting point is 01:06:30 Help him, KB. Come on. That will be enough to pass the challenge. Right into fucking Joe Montana's arm! Got it. Are we ready? Yeah. Anyway, well, how about the ball
Starting point is 01:06:43 instead of the peanut M&M's? No, no, no. I like the peanut M&M? No, no, no. I'd like a peanut M&M. All right, all right. So let's set it up. Is this good, TJ? I think I might need a bigger ball. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:06:51 Tell us what you want to happen. All right, here we go. Wait, why don't you use it? Right into his arms. Is there a ball back there? Can you zoom in, TJ? That might be way too small. Can you zoom in right here?
Starting point is 01:07:00 He's got a peanut M&M that's going to pop the Ritz Cracker box. Show Mark's right into it. One of the Ritz Cracker box. Joe Montana. An epiphany moment Zaha had. Joe Montana. All right, here we go, Zaha. Let's go. Wait, wait, wait. Zoom out.
Starting point is 01:07:13 All right, here we go. KB fucked up my mess. All right, here we go. I did, I did. All right, here we go. That's going to knock that over. You need something stronger than index cards. Help him.
Starting point is 01:07:22 Help him. Oh, I don't think he got it. He says he got the math. I think it's ready to go. It's ready to go. It's ready Help him. I don't think he does. He says he got the math. I think it's ready to go. It's ready to go. It's ready to go. I think it's ready to go. No, something that will force you.
Starting point is 01:07:30 I will allow one test. I will allow one test. Zod, there's a bowling pin out there. I just want to see this so bad right now. All right. Are we ready? Wait. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:07:40 Hold on. All right. One test. Then you can do a test. Then KB and you have one minute. This might not work. Not at a ton, ten times. It's going to work right now.
Starting point is 01:07:51 I'm going to preface this. If this works, I am going to go ape shit. Yeah. Zach, can I tell you? I'm going to preface this. There's a zero percent chance. You have a peanut M&M. That is not the fucking energy.
Starting point is 01:08:06 It's going to get caught by fucking Joe Montana. Joe Montana's hands. Little hands. All right, let's go. That worked way better than I thought. Idea's right there. Montana's going to lay out for that. There's a perfectly round ball right there.
Starting point is 01:08:22 Right here. Maybe a big ball. Peanut M&M is so fun. The peanut M&M just fucking... Did you say you need a bigger peanut M&M? I need a bigger fucking thing because that's too fat. Wait, can I empty the wood? Yes, yes, drink it.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Empty the wood. There's another bottle of wood right there, Zah. What about the pomade on it, Zah? Zah, there's another bottle of wood. Ooh, I could take out the thing. There's another bottle of wood. You could just use the lid. He might get close.
Starting point is 01:08:52 Okay. I don't know about that. Maybe not. You don't know if that's gonna fall forward. Oh yes! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Starting point is 01:09:22 Oh! Oh! You're an engineering genius. He's done so well on all of these. Get this one back. The peanut on M&M has to actually come. You had this wood up here. You had the orange wood up there, Zah. Yeah, that's the one that needs to roll. Right, right. It's going to fall flat.
Starting point is 01:09:37 Yep, yep, yep. Zah, the engineer. I need the front one to fall flat. Yeah. Have you thought about utilizing the crunch? Yeah, you got it. You got it. You got it.
Starting point is 01:09:48 That's a good fall. Yeah. No roll for that one? Yeah. And the peanut M&M. And then it rolls into the M&M. And up Montana. M&M jumps.
Starting point is 01:10:02 You should build a ramp. Build a ramp Bridges the gap Is Yeah the peanut Use the no cards on He's leaking right now He's nervous
Starting point is 01:10:11 He's leaking He is He is He's sweating so much Can we zoom in on the On the sweat on the Score Yes
Starting point is 01:10:18 Oh look at him Oh my god Uh uh Look like Shackler The national anthem Uh flatten out the Ritz A little bit So we can So we can roll on Oh, look at him. Oh, my God. Looks like Shackler in the National Anthem. Flatten out the Ritz a little bit so we can roll on to there. All right, here we go. And then stand up Montana.
Starting point is 01:10:32 Yep. So we can catch it. Yep. All right, here we go. It's ready, Zah. If for some reason Montana catches this fucking thing. Just one hand, Odell Beckham. Stand him up like that.
Starting point is 01:10:45 No, you had him. Yep, that'll help. Oh, yes. Make him go down and get it. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. If he pulls it, it's Joe Montana. You're a genius, bro.
Starting point is 01:10:54 Make sure you got the peanut M&M's lined up. Here we go. Is the wood close enough? Is it going to hit? Is the second wood going to hit? Is it close enough? The peanut M&M is supposed to push that. One more try.
Starting point is 01:11:14 Try again. One more try. One more. Just put it a little bit closer. Yes. Yes. Come on, Zah, launch it. Oh!
Starting point is 01:11:27 The crack. The gap. You got to fill the gap. Help him, KB. You're the only one who can help him. Put tape on Montana's hands. Yeah. Tape on Montana's hands.
Starting point is 01:11:41 Fuck yes, TJ. Get in the mix, boys. Our powers combined, we will make a Rube Goldberg machine Engineering The music makes us feel so important It is so important Incredible I need Montana to catch this peanut M&M
Starting point is 01:11:57 Yes, he's using it right here Kyle, go a long way So it's more area of the crack covered Simple physics Newton's law An object in motion Will stay in motion He's using it right here. Kyle, go a long way so it's more area of the crack covered. Simple physics. Newton's law. An object in motion will stay in motion. There is a perfectly round ball.
Starting point is 01:12:14 Completely ignored. I don't know how to speak English, but I know how to speak math. Oh, yep. You also know how to speak English. Fluently. Fluent. That is pretty good. Perfectly.
Starting point is 01:12:25 Probably better than any of us. Most. Nick Kat, focusing on his task, is trying to get the tape together so he can make a perfect bridge for the M&M to go down. Oh, Joe Montana is wild. In a year clouded with disease, racism, and sexism, one group tries the Rube Goldberg. Women. Africans. Autists.
Starting point is 01:12:51 That's still a jump for the That's still, my god is it? That's not It's just a wall. Here it is. Why don't you just tape the box to the box? You don't need a bridge.
Starting point is 01:13:06 No, no. We need the bridge. That would be dumb. For work. The wood conditioner pushed by Zaha into the wood shampoo. Yeah, it's hot. Which hits wood body wash, which knocks into the yellow. A 40-yard play action. It's going to happen.
Starting point is 01:13:23 Guys, why don't you use the round ball, or do you want the peanut M&M? Use the peanut M&M as God intended. It has to be the peanut M&M. Joe Montana. Oh, a funnel. A funnel. Rube Goldberg would be nutting in his grave. Kyle, make it wider.
Starting point is 01:13:38 Make it wider at the mouth. A casual viewer might think, is this a children's game? Yeah. My heart picturing when this happens, oh gonna happen. I feel like it's gonna explode the boys No, Montana He's wide open in the chat. Let's get rich cracker Let's get the likes the subscribes going the flaps go and let's get the likes, the subscribes going, the claps going.
Starting point is 01:14:05 Let's get the vibes right. All together in the chat. Let's go in the chat. Come on, Montana. Come on, Montana. Make one catch for your life. Wait, the orange might be too far away. Make sure the orange is not too far away.
Starting point is 01:14:19 The orange wood might be too far away. Might be, might be. I would move the yellow. Yes, yes. Perfect, perfect. You're perfect. There we go, there we go. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:14:31 Oh, my God. Please. I'm nervous. I feel like music. It's the fucking music. Okay. Okay. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:14:44 Stanko, clap, Stanko. My heart is pounding. Why? Oh, my god. Snanko, clap, Snanko! My heart is pounding. Why? Oh my god. I can't. Oh! Oh! We caught that. Na, na, na. Na, na, na. No! No!
Starting point is 01:15:13 Surreal. You fucking... What a moment. Shout out to Big Cat and Kate. Two minutes. Two minutes for that. Oh, what a snag by Montana. Look at it. Look at Montana. He's got it in his hands. Put it in the camera. Oh, no. Itag by Montana. Look at it.
Starting point is 01:15:25 Look at Montana. He's got it in his hands. I put it in the camera. Oh, no. It's now on the ground. Hold up, Montana. Oh, no. Yeah, we celebrated too hard.
Starting point is 01:15:32 I got it on camera, though. I put it right in the camera. Oh, my God. One of the greatest catches of all time. It was no. It fell out. It fell out. But he literally had it in his hand.
Starting point is 01:15:40 I showed it in the camera. It was incredible. Holy shit. Greatest catch of all time. Where were you when Joe Montana caught that peanut M&M? Oh my god. Wow. I should have been watching the act. Can you find the clip of me just putting it in the
Starting point is 01:15:54 camera? DJ just showed that still. Oh my god. Beautiful. You're a beast. I'm Swip Morris, so I'm doing a burpees challenge. For real? It was meant to be day five, but because of this beast. I'm Swip Moore, so I'm doing a burpees challenge. For real? It was meant to be day five, but because of this shit, I'm probably after that. No, not after that.
Starting point is 01:16:09 You got the day off. I'm Swip Moore doing this. That was incredible. Hey, Rube. My scientists are always so skinny. They're so fucking excited. Yeah, all the time. All the time.
Starting point is 01:16:22 Incredible science. That just leaves one part of the wheel left. One left. All of the day. This has been the best episode ever. Oh, my God. All right, here we go. Here it goes.
Starting point is 01:16:31 Zot, look. Let's watch it back real quick. Here it is. Here it goes. Oh! Look at Zot. Look. Look, Zot.
Starting point is 01:16:42 Look at Montana. He lost his glasses. It's gone. Look at him. He lost his glasses. Scott, look at him. He's holding it. No, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. We need Zahn to be able to see Montana.
Starting point is 01:16:57 All right, play it again. Play it again. Figure perfect. Stanko, clap, Stanko. My heart is pounding. Why? God. I can't.
Starting point is 01:17:10 The Montana. The beast. He's got it. He's holding his hand. That's down. Holy fuck, that was incredible. That was an all-time yak moment.
Starting point is 01:17:27 Easily. I mean, can we put out a t-shirt of Montana just snagging that? Where were you? The Odell catch. Yes,
Starting point is 01:17:34 we need to do that. We should put that out tonight before this episode. Yeah, so it had no context. Yeah. That's his yak shirt. Get to it.
Starting point is 01:17:41 Oh, fuck. Trust me, y'all want this. Oh my God. Before we go ahead with the last one, I just want to remind the people, fuck. Trust me, y'all want this. Oh my God. Before we go ahead with the last one, I just want to remind the people,
Starting point is 01:17:47 make sure you like, subscribe. Yes. Comment for the algorithm. Don't worry about your own personal TikTok or anything. Shout it out. I'm a team guy, but I wish to follow along
Starting point is 01:17:57 at the midget Zimbo on TikTok. Love it. DA. DA midget Zimbo. We should, yeah. Listen, if you want to try to get any of your friends into the yak act just be like
Starting point is 01:18:05 Have you ever seen Joe Montana catch a peanut M&M I got a show for you Fuck that was awesome That was so awesome Like my shirt is wet I had chills I had chills when he caught that I can't go on the train no more like I'm Ubering home now
Starting point is 01:18:23 I think KB has to do one drink for not participating at first. Yeah. I agree. I can't do straight Nick juice. You know that. It's over here. Do you know that? There's a slurping Nick juice.
Starting point is 01:18:33 Luckily, it's not straight Nick juice. I made it. I think I didn't know slushy. No, no. You don't have to. I'm good. I don't need it. Spin it again.
Starting point is 01:18:43 Last wheel. Oh, no. We know. We know what the last wheel is. We know what it is. It's Nicky Clicky'm good. I don't need it. Spin it again. Last wheel. Oh, no, we know what the last wheel is. We know what it is. It's Nicky Clicky. Ooh. Go ahead and spin it.
Starting point is 01:18:49 Can't be me. Pick your partner. It can't be KB. It can't be Kate. It can't be Che. You go O-Dog. O-Dog. O-Dog.
Starting point is 01:18:58 Good, O-Dog. You can only... Oh, actually, open this up. Owen's pulling the headphones off. He's ready to get physical. Inside of that envelope is seven more wheels. Now, Owen, you are leading Zah to a secret item hidden in the office. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 01:19:16 Its location is on that piece of paper. You can only communicate to Zah through clicking that pen. If he's warmer, click faster. He's a spy cam. Spy cam, spy cam. Is he leading me or I'm leading him? You're walking around. I'm leading him.
Starting point is 01:19:34 All right, Stephen, get spy cam going. He knows where it is, but if he clicks faster, you're getting closer. Oh, actually, you know what? Maybe should we just do a straight video and then you can put it in the- Oh, yeah. Probably should. Then we can watch and react the video? Oh, yeah. We probably should. Then we can't watch and react. Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:19:48 All right. Someone follow Che with straight video as well so we can make it even look better. Here, I'll shoot it on my phone. Owen, do you understand your assignment? I do, yeah. I'm jumping at any chance you can get to get behind the lens. Don't be, brother. Artist brother. All right, yeah. Any chance you can get to get behind the lens? Artist, brother.
Starting point is 01:20:07 Okay. There they go. Oh, looks like we got three camera angles for this. Alright, here he goes. Alright, so Owen... Alright, we'll let you record something later. Alright, there he goes. I guess we can't really hear the clicks.
Starting point is 01:20:23 Oh, okay. When you're getting hotter, I'll get speed up. Should I turn the volume off? No, we need to hear the clicks. We need to hear the clicks. Owen's going to be in here, right? No. No, no, no. He'll be with Zaha.
Starting point is 01:20:37 He'll be right next to him clicking the pen. Owen, no more talking. We'll use Stanko's feed when we make the actual final video. Steven, just film Zaha, Steven. Film Zaha the entire time. Just film Zaha. Would Owen be better on the mic in here? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:00 Maybe he's better at the mic. And we all know where it is. Yeah. Yeah, into the mic. Can you hear that? Zaha can't hear that. Zaha, when you need headphones's better at the mic. And we all know where it is. Yeah. Yeah, into the mic. Can you hear that? Zaw can't hear that. Zaw, when he's like, headphone? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:21:09 Click into Stephen Chay's, yeah, click into the Zoom so we can hear it. Like, walk right now. And Stanko and Stephen Chay stay right next to him. But why can't Owen hold the camera? Yeah, Owen can just hold the camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Owen, you hold Stephen Chay's phone and click into it. And Stanko, you stand right next to Owen.
Starting point is 01:21:27 Yeah, so you can get the clicks. Hell yes. So click right into the phone. This is dumb as fuck. I love it. Wait, test it. Yes, I hear it. You hear it?
Starting point is 01:21:37 Yep, yep. Okay. All right, the X-Gab and the hunt. The closer I get, the more I get. Let's go look. By the way, Zah has to be pretty fucked up. Yes. Zah has to be.
Starting point is 01:21:50 A lot of vodka. The amount of sweat that was coming out of him, I think we used to go on neutral. Every shot is just oozing out of his forehead. Oh, he stopped. No clicks, though. Film Zah, though. So sad. No clicks, though. Film Mazardo. This is so stupid. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:22:12 He's going to stop at every click. We close the door, Kate? Yes. How does he say you're getting colder, though? I don't know. And not clicking. Which he isn't, but Zaw's just stopping to listen for clicks. Do you want to tell us where it is?
Starting point is 01:22:33 Oh, here we go. Should he tell us where it is? Secret item. Well, I think Zaw can hear us, can't he? Zaw, can you hear us? No. Zaw, can you hear them? I'm listening to you click.
Starting point is 01:22:44 Well, I can't hear them. I can't hear them. Don't say it just in case. Click. Well, I can't hear them. I can't. Don't say it just in case. I'm clicking. I can't hear them. I do want to know. A secret item was put on Brian Fitzsimmons' desk upstairs. We're going to be here for hours.
Starting point is 01:22:58 Oh, yeah. Far away. Easily. Well, Owen should be clicking a little faster. Yeah. Turn to the stairs. Wait. Is he in Erica's office? Is she in there? Erica's office stairs I am clicking
Starting point is 01:23:08 click in front of the camera hey stop clicking because I was walking away from the stairs Owen just took a spill I'm clicking you're good that's fine click in front of the camera.
Starting point is 01:23:26 Like when you see it, you can see your thumb pressed down, I guess. I don't think it works. I don't think they hear the click. We don't need to hear the click. We don't need the open. Just beat off. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:42 Kind of. Okay, now we hear it. It's over here. Yes, yes. Come on to it. Yes, sir. He doesn't see the... Usher him up the stairs.
Starting point is 01:23:58 He's afraid of stairs. He's afraid. He's got to be in that sweatshirt. Okay, he's walking away from the stairs again. I feel like we've done the same. This is just a circle. And he's only in one spot. He hasn't left the 20 square.
Starting point is 01:24:20 No, he's been in the same space. This one would have been way better if it happened first. Yeah. Oh, no. He just keeps kidding. What's up? How you doing? You good?
Starting point is 01:24:32 Good. I'm on a scavenger hunt over here. Guys, that's his desk. You got any Tom Pooley? Yeah, that's what I used to have. People didn't come high shitting him. No, no, no. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:24:44 Right here. What the fuck is he doing here? No, no, no. He's not realizing that there's an entire other area of the office. He doesn't see it. And it's pointed. No, it's not. Help him, Owen. I don't know how. I kind of want to see how long it goes. No, dude.
Starting point is 01:25:03 What does he not see? It's like the stairs are invisible to him. Right. It's like he doesn't even acknowledge it. He's hammered. Why is he bringing
Starting point is 01:25:14 the slushie, too? He's bringing it everywhere. There's vodka in the slushie. He's been pouring it in. I don't know what the fuck it is. It's out of place. At the base of the stairs, go dumb.
Starting point is 01:25:27 Yeah, go dummy. He's worthless. Get him up the stairs. He's not clicking. No one told him it was just in this area. They're corralling him like a sheepdog towards the entrance of the stairs and he
Starting point is 01:25:46 still isn't doing it. Oh stop! Oh! Oh! Does Owen even know where? Yeah. Yeah. Because I wrote who he sits across from. Which is greer
Starting point is 01:26:07 that's a long ways away oh he's already going the wrong what if he goes back goes back down yeah that would be so funny straight back to the waters sweatshirt where does career. What is he looking for? He's going the right way. He is going the right way. Oh, no. He turned around. He's gone.
Starting point is 01:26:37 No. They can't be clicking anymore. He's trying to show them I'm not clicking. He's so drunk. He's so drunk. He's almost defiant to it now. No, wrong. It looks like he's scared of the camera.
Starting point is 01:26:53 He's trying to go down. Every single click, he goes down. No, duh. Another goat. Goat rack again. I love how he's looking at the camera it's like his father's tell him you'll go berserk when he's very close obviously
Starting point is 01:27:18 Owen's clicking though cool hey the umbrella Owen tell him you're going to go very fast he's actually close every click he looks back like he just what was that let him know that whenever he's like 5 feet away
Starting point is 01:27:43 you'll go really crazy. This is such a weird view. Oh, my days. I'm begging him to walk straight. He just has to walk straight. Do you guys think he'd be good at this? He's turning around again. He's going downstairs.
Starting point is 01:28:07 I think it's got to be downstairs. Or you start walking towards it. No. It's out of place. It's a thing that doesn't belong. He forgot the rules about the clicking. Yeah, he's completely ignoring. Yes.
Starting point is 01:28:21 Yep, it's the coffee machine upstairs. It's the cups next to the coffee machine. Not another coat rack. What are the others? Oh, quit. Quit going to the coats. A strap. Yes, just stop with the coats. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:28:40 No. Come on. Keep walking. Keep walking. He's running around. You guys, don't do it. Oh, no, the construction. Okay.
Starting point is 01:28:56 Is that where he is? It's a little bit to the left. Yep, he's going the very right way. Oh, and just keep going. Oh, no, Zahn! You don't have to go backwards, brother. Can't hear the clicking anymore. I feel like Zaha forgot why he's even upstairs now.
Starting point is 01:29:19 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Fart putty? Fart putty? No. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Okay, see? No, it's right between us us it's not the two pictures it's out of place no it's very out of place he doesn't want to touch it i meant to look in the bag. It's out of place.
Starting point is 01:29:49 He literally picked up the picture of him and his family. Why can't he see it? I don't pick up a word. Perfect job. Perfectly done. That was so tedious. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Holy fuck.
Starting point is 01:30:08 He left it there as if it was Fitzsimmons fart punch. Yeah, but he touched the pictures. He touched both pictures. Oh, my God. Gotta give this boy a round of applause. Yep. He's hammered. Oh, he's very drunk.
Starting point is 01:30:24 Absolutely. Waiting for that first step. Forgot there were steps. There they come. What an episode. Holy shit. That might, yeah. That's Hall of Fame.
Starting point is 01:30:35 Here he comes. He's jogging it. He's jogging it. Yep. Leading the challenge. The fucking hubba bubba gum. Really? Fart putty.
Starting point is 01:30:44 It was fart putty? Fart putty. It was fart putty. Fart putty. That was tough. So he started clicking. Each time I got to the stairs, he would click hard. Yeah. For some reason in my brain, I was just so dialed in on the bathroom. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:56 We saw it. You completed KB's Wild. Yes. Good job, Zod. Congratulations. Incredible performance. Folks, for what I did, I mean, look at the sweat on me. Left it out on the field.
Starting point is 01:31:09 Do me a favor. For me, since I fucking left it out on the field, you cats that watch this, you got to leave it out on the field and subscribe to this. Yeah. Yes. Zod, fantastic episode. Thank you, Zod. Thank you, Nick.
Starting point is 01:31:23 Thank you, Nick. It was Nick. Thank you. Good job, Nick. Good job, Nick. It was Nick. Thank you. Good job, Nick. It was Nick. I wish it was out now. I can't. We got to really pump this one.
Starting point is 01:31:31 Oh, we will. Clips and everything. Joe Montana and the Peanut M&M. Live forever. I need that T-shirt. Yeah, we need to make the T-shirt. Or like a poster. Week of vacation, and this was the highlight of this month so far.
Starting point is 01:31:42 Yes. Yeah. What a snag by Montana. Where were you? All right. That's the show. Great job, everyone. See everyone on Thursday.
Starting point is 01:31:51 God dang. Couldn't have went better. It's your straws, yeah Start to see through all this react It's the act It's the act Yeah, it's time to talk, shop, and do A Yankees love, it's the act It's the act Back live tomorrow. Bye.

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