The Yak - Klemmer's Name Game Leads to a CHAOTIC Wheel Spin | The Yak 7-25-24

Episode Date: July 25, 2024

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Roback.com. Promo code Yak. Hello, everyone. What's up? Hello. Clemmer's here. All right. Happy Rat Race Day.

Happy Rat Race Day. Great day. How did the premiere go?'s here. All right. Happy Rat Race Day. Happy Rat Race Day. Great day. How did the premiere go? Went well. Went well. Dave called an intimate gathering. I will say that picture's a little misleading. There were more people there than that. I'd say about 50 or 60 people there.

That's good. It was a good crowd. Why did you post that picture? I did not post that picture. Who posted that picture? Cliff DiMartino posted it. It's always Cliff. Yeah, you got to make sure you get the angles right on those type of pictures because you just know the internet's going to be like...

It wasn't meant to be a smush party, though. This was for the diehards. Yes, yes, yes, absolutely. Oh, that doesn't... That's mean. So, Kyle, you were there. I was there. It was a good crowd for an event like that.

I count, like, eight empty seats in a quarter. You guys expect a hajj? This was a little neat. No, I know. Is that fair, 50 people? Is that fair, you think? That's fair, right? I'm sure it was great.

I'm just saying. It's a little unfair, but. Oh, you think it was less than that? No, probably 50. That's what I'm saying. Am I being off base with that? Maybe 48. All right.

But like that amount going to a bar on a Wednesday to watch half of a video. Yes. That's 50 more. While Joe Biden is speaking to America. Bad timing. First time he showed himself. That's too many. Cubs had a day game. White Sox were at night.

White Sox. a lot of people Yankees met. Huge in Chicago. Huge in Chicago. No, I was perfectly fine with it. Twisters still doing well. Twisters is crushing. And there was tornadoes last week. Some people

are still scared to go outside. COVID. That's a big movie. Yeah. That's right. Wolverine premiered. Yeah. Having to see Clemmer in person. Yep. I mean, that's always.

Having to talk to him. He's at all. Yeah. Brandon, how was the premiere? Huh? Oh, you didn't go. No, I didn't go. Has anybody ever just gasped?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, that's you. Would it be more like a loud gasp or just a quick one? I think a quick one like uh you're you're shocking and i love it yeah yes yes yeah i want to bring something up with you we were talking about your baseball card thing that you do yes what's the thing he does he puts up a pack of baseball spokes of his huffy that's exactly what he does you hear him coming no it's

awesome i do uh yeah i open a pack Of baseball cards Old baseball cards And I see who has The best career And so like I'm going To pack one by one Whoever is in the Clubhouse is taped

To my forehead And you talk about Each person Like there's an Interesting fact It's like Yeah One guy got decapitated

Right And I've noticed I've watched them all Yeah I like them all Thank you Every time it's an African American man

Oh boy That wasn't great You always say the same thing. He had all the tools every single time. You say he had all the tools, just couldn't put it together. All the tools, freak genetics. I've only done three of these guys. I may have said it twice.

One guy was Daryl Boston, and that's true. He did have all the tools. Thank you. Daryl Boston's fair. I think I maybe said it all the tools. Thank you. Daryl Boston's fair. I think I maybe said it twice. It's not like I've said this a hundred times. Can you please? It's been three videos.

It could be the other one, like Ellis Burks or somebody. Ellis Burks had all the tools. But it all worked out. He had a very good career. Can you please keep that rolling is what I'm asking because it's like a fun little Easter. What about David Eckstein? No, he didn't have power. Yeah.

Didn't have all the tools. Albert Bell? Albert Bell had a great career. So it has to be a guy that didn't have... Billy Hatcher. Billy Hatcher didn't have power. Kenny Lofton. Kenny Lofton should be in the Hall of Fame.

All the tools? Didn't have power. Didn't have all the tools. No, it has to be a guy that was pretty good. Mike Cameron. He had all the tools. Oh, yeah. Milton Bradley. Milton Bradley. Yeah Cameron. He had all the tools. Oh, yeah. Milton Bradley.

Milton Bradley. Yeah, Milton Bradley had all the tools. Cliff Floyd had all the tools. Cliff Floyd should have been a better career. He still had a very nice career, though. You're right. Cliff Floyd, if you simulate his life over and over again, I'd be in the Hall of Fame like 25% of the time.

This is like when I would do a Jerry, I'd name quarterbacks, and he just happens to only pick the white quarterback. Like, I don't know about Lamar. And it'd be like, Mahomes. Kind of. The series is addictive. Brady Anderson, white guy, had all the tools. Did you say that? I haven't pulled his card yet. Wait, what is the series? Can we watch it? Yeah, they're awesome.

They're fun watches and Clemmer is nose ball. Clemmer nose ball. I'm going to open up a pack of 1991 Donruss and see who had the best career. Comes with a really star-studded puzzle piece. We're not going to count that. He'd probably win.

Bob Boone! Bob Boone had a very long career as a catcher. Wait, why did you put him on your list? The best player stays on his forehead. So he'll swap it out if he pulls a better player. Glenn Braggs.

Outfielder. Had a lot of tools. That's true, though. I'll stick with that. I think you've done it two or three times. Williams, original Marlins. Fuck it. I'm going to go with Charlie Young.

You're mad you didn't think of this series. I am. I'm going to just collab with him. Wild career knuckleball. Tim Tuffle, 86 minutes. Scott Scudder, reliever. I don't know why, but this video is relaxing. Oh, that's going to be tough to beat.

Carlton Fisk, Hall of Famer. I don't know if there's another All the Tools here. In the 70s, went to the White Sox. I'm just kind of in it right now. Has a ton of home runs as a catcher. I think Mike Piazza might have eclipsed him. I don't think that tape job was very good there. You've got to be quick.

This is the first Hall of Famer we've drawn. This is going to be tough to beat. Tom Pagnazzi, good defensive catcher. Mike Heath. A lot of catchers in this one. Yeah, this is the catcher pack one. Dwight Evans. Oh, no.

Everybody should be following Klaas. But Dwight Evans had a fantastic career. Look up Dwight Evans' stats. He should have been in the Hall of Fame. If Jim Rice is in the Hall of Fame, Dwight Evans should be in the Hall of Fame. Dwight Evans is a better player than Jim Rice. If you don't believe me, look at the

numbers. Dwight Evans, I hate putting this down, but Carlton Fisk had the better career. It's close. Jose Canseco. Jose Canseco, 400 home runs, also lost a boxing match to Billy Football. No thanks. Bob Malachy. I don't think there's other tool guys in this one. Gino Petroli.

Yeah, I love that. there's other tool guys in this one. Gino Petroli. Yeah. I love that. That's your original concept? Yeah. I did a game with Kirk on Kirk's show. And we did, we each opened a pack of baseball cards. Whoever had the best career won the pack. And Kirk said it was one of the worst games ever brought in. I'd bring the game every time I went in there.

You're leaving today? Yes. The packs of like the war people. like hitler oh are they around they're in my house fuck i have a few when i come back yeah please next time i'm back oh i got it who had the best career yeah it's like it'll be like david duke yeah and then it will be hillary clinton yep yeah i'll do it we need that you're it's i think it's awesome thank you yeah i found that very interesting thank you all right so rat race came out we're not gonna do spoilers but what was your favorite clip that has been on social i mean the mincey trying to row a kayak that was great

incredible um i love the back and forth with you and brandon um this one this one that happens you guys were on a subway and Dan, you sat down next to a woman and the woman immediately got up. She was so, did not want anything

to do with any of this. Yeah, I think that was the bus. No, it was subway. Jerome? Yeah. Did you get the bus clips

where Brandon said that no one on the bus knew me and then a woman knew me? They did not show and no one knew him. I knew a minority woman too. Everybody knew him?

Really? I think the minority woman was like, are you Big Cat? And I was like, bro. Oh, that did not make the cut. Yeah, it was fucking awesome. I'm going to need that director's cut because Brandon was like, not one person knows you.

And then a Mexican middle-aged woman was like, Big Cat? No way. Yeah, it was so weird. That's always good. Right in his face. When it's not the typical person. Yeah. Yeah, he got like, it wasn't even like, because of a bro, did he be like, all right, fine,

that one guy. But it was someone never would have expected. Yeah. I don't think she was white. That's never happened to me. Brandon? No, I don't. A Mexican woman?

I think she was Peruvian. I've never been recognized by a Peruvian woman. South American? No, she was not South American. Where's Booze? Is he here? Can we get the clip? Text Booze.

I don't think Booze is here. Text Booze, TJC. Booze left. Booze is here. Booze died. No, he's alive. He's here. Where is he?

He's somewhere. Let's get him in here. We also got to get everyone in here at some point. Booze is absolutely. Because we love him so much. So let's get Booze in here. TJ, text him. Who's in the gambling cave?

Bosco's still here? I know Vibs is here. He did a rat race with me as well. Did everybody just leave? A bunch of people left. We had a whole bunch of people. Smitty was here. Bosco was here.

Bosco might still be here. We made it commercial. Marty left. Smitty left. Tommy left. Yeah, fuck. I didn't get to see Tommy. I didn't either.

You were in the commercial with him, Brandon. That doesn't mean I got to see him. Talk to him. He saw your asshole. What? That seems like a lot. It was a lot to look at. My ass crack was hanging out of my football pants.

Clemmer, you're Cox in Monkey Boy. Not literally, maybe once, but in the documentary. How's that going, by the way? It's already been out. It's been out for a year. Yeah, we're going to put out a director's cut soon. Oh, good. Yeah, your timestamps on Mr. Skin.

Great. Great. My lifelong dream. TJ, I did see Tommy. TJ, you're a Yankees fan. I talked to Tommy. I've known Tommy for seven years now, and I think that my entire existence That I've known him

All he does is tweet that this is the game Aaron Boone and Brian Cashman are getting fired And it's like He's just never It's so sad to watch Doing the Yankees podcast Producing it for like three seasons And watching every pitch of every game

Kind of like turned me off of baseball Because it's so exhausting to live life that way. Oh, you're like a porn actress that doesn't want to have sex? Is that a thing? That's a leap right there, wasn't it? I like that. Most of them are. He got so close to the thing he loved, he doesn't love it anymore.

Wow. That happens to a lot of sports writers. Well, yeah, the thing you love becomes your job. Yeah. Right. I like watching the first half of a game and being like, I don't care about the ending. I'm the opposite.

I would rather see the ending than the beginning. I'll watch two innings of a game and be like, okay. Got enough. I think the opposite would be not wanting to watch at all. The opposite of watching the first half, I think, would be watching the second half. No, the opposite of watching not wanting. The opposite of.

Uh-huh. The opposite of not. No, just be looking at box scores no the opposite of watching would be not watching at all no the no be protesting outside that's not the opposite that's linked to it what's the opposite of baseball not baseball okay right no okay you're right tennis what's the opposite of water somebody asked us the other day desert fire sand fire air sand oil no land land wine land wine quicksand well that's those are very there's a lot of water and that's why he turned it to water to wine. Fire. Land. Ice. No, the sky is the opposite of land.

Opposite of fire is ice. Sand then. No, ice. Fire and ice. Who said fire? He said fire. I thought it was water. Fire is the opposite of water. No. Ice is water. Ice is water. It is? Yeah.

Booze, do you have the full Do you have your do you have your computer here do you have all the footage like all of the footage yeah like cut stuff there's no chance you have all the foot not on my did you ever see the footage of the woman recognized me on the bus when Brandon said no one would know me that probably no I don't remember that you find it when saw that shit I don't think I can try and get it oh maybe social at it yeah I doubt it I see I doubt. I don't think that happened. I can try and get it. Oh, maybe social at it? I doubt it. I doubt it. Let me text our editor Dello. Social is not it. That wasn't a very relevant clip.

Did you see Malasek's tweet about the clip he thought he got? I had never seen that White Sox Dave. Oh, that's one of my favorite White Sox Daves. It's incredible. The top of White Sox Dave's skull is pinstriped when it tears away. I can't believe that. Ganey Conrad tweeted, TJ, that might have been one of my favorite clips I've ever seen,

and I never had seen it until just now. Was that a rediscovering? No, that was Donnie when he— No, that was just solo Donnie. Solo Donnie with White Sox Dave in the playpen. Yes. We're going to have some awesome footage, y'all. Well, we would have had even awesomer footage

if Dave knew how to use a go-ahead. Yeah, that's insane. That's right. When I had my longest ride of the day, Dave was blissfully unaware that he was holding the camera backwards, solely filming the top of his head. Oh, shit.

He's moving the camera. The only time he filmed in the right direction was when he thought he had turned the camera on himself so he could admit to peeing in the lake. I just pissed in the water. Especially dente. Dave's a man of honor, though, and bravely lied to my face about it. Were you filming me? Yeah. Okay, because now you're filming yourself. Now I'm filming you.

Did you film me when I was coming in? Yeah. Incredible. Della's going to find it and send it to me. Big cat. Oh, thank you. This is Malasek's angle that he thought he got a big cat running. Rush. Balls. That's how it's done

Yeah Alright Thank you Booz Great edit Great show Appreciate it Thank you guys Watch that race

Grab like seven people Send some people in Send some people Seven Someone You know what Send someone random in Okay

And then we'll just Oh it's like How random No whatever Whatever you want Yeah Actually we're doing like a telephone game episode So go whisper something in that person's ear and then they come in and talk and then they have to go whisper in somebody's ear

Most cool. Yeah, let's do telephone. Yeah, wait. Are you not me? Oh, it's the original thing or no No, well, well, that's me the original thing. Okay, and then tell that person I'll have it I will I'm whispering this thing into that person. Yeah, Yeah, and I'm not going to look at my phone. Okay. And then we'll see how close it is at the end. Have it be like a sentence. Okay. Okay.

Are they saying, the next person's saying it here? No, no, no. They keep it in their head, and then they'll talk to us, and we'll try to distract them, and then they text you. Yeah. And then go out and get somebody else. It doesn't matter. Wait, are we really doing this?

Because we're really just. It doesn't matter. That's just a distraction. No, no, no. They can say it out loud. I'm kind of in on it, though. They can say it out loud and then they got to go say whatever they said out loud

to the next person and then at the end we'll look and see what it was. We might as well just... What if they say it out loud because you know what it was? No, because it's going to start getting all fucked up.

And then what if somebody watches and they see, they know what it is? Yeah, okay. Yeah. It's the sanctity of the telephone game. It's great. I want like 30 people're gonna we're gonna get wheel reset yeah probably for all of this for all this

hard work i'm that wouldn't be a bad thing no it wouldn't be a bad thing i'm um out tomorrow so i'm really sad because i assume are you guys gonna play some of of Stephen's comedy? Yeah. Fuck. Stephen, can you do a joke for me? No. You don't have any. Che, you've run through your set with me a couple times. Very funny. Che, you have you're going to do your set tonight, right? Yes.

They're going to play a lot of it tomorrow. What's the difference between you doing one joke for me right now that will then maybe push more tickets for people to go see the whole show? No, because then I'm going to burn the material. No, but it's not burning the material. If you have 10 minutes, give us 30 seconds.

He didn't put in pooping with ADHD. What? I didn't. It's not in his set. Can you give me one joke that people can be like? He doesn't have isolated jokes. It's an expedition that you have to ride with. Okay, well, let me throw this out there.

If he didn't use bathroom ADHD, could he write that and perform it now? Oh, yeah. You said you didn't use it. This is a good promo. I didn't even write the joke. But you knew what the joke was going to be or you wouldn't have had the idea, right? You could take some time to write it. I don't think that's a good promo.

I cut the joke because I didn't think it was good enough. Is this Sour Che today? What's up with you? Nothing. I'm having a great day. We just did a commercial for DraftKings and it was the Al Pacino Any Given Sunday.

And Stephen Che had to be told to stop smiling. He was just sitting front row. It was supposed to be like a serious and he was just ear to ear smiling. The only person smiling. Yeah, because he had football pads on, so he was just in heaven. It was pretty sweet. Yeah. It's like, dude, stop smiling. We're about

to go to like fight for our lives. And he's just like, Steven, I want a little promo. Man, I can do some of this For you later But I don't want I don't want to burn it

On air before You gotta do something Can you do the poop And ADHD joke Sam Sam what's up Sam You guys wanted random

No well what did What did What did Boost say to you No you're not allowed To say yet I can't say No let's talk about Other things first

Let it sit in the brain Nice shoes Thank you Those are fly Yeah I like those Those are so fly No, let's talk about other things first. Let it sit in the brain. Nice shoes. Thank you. Those are fly. Yeah, I like those. Those are so fly. You need a comfortable shoe if you're on your feet all day.

You really do? I'm on my feet. Half the time you're here. Yeah. How's Stefan's mood today? Stefan what? My headphones aren't working. How's his mood?

That's your job. Yeah, I know. Should I go? Yeah, what the hell, dude? You're uncomfortable right now? I hate it. Yeah. All right. Should I go? Yeah, what the hell, dude? You're uncomfortable right now? You okay? I hate it. Yeah. All right, say the sentence. Say the sentence.

This asparagus tastes funny. Okay. All right. Go get Huey. Tell him that. You got it. So what is the game? You got to say it out loud.

I thought he was going to tell Nick, and we're going to play a real game of telephone. The game is they pass it quietly, and then at the end, you see what it turned into. I think you've got to get through like six people. Yeah. All right, come up with a new sentence. Tell Huey, text me the sentence.

And make it complex. What if whoever comes in, Clemmer's got to put his forehead on them, and then he decides if the next person... Oh, he already got it wrong, by the way. What was it? Who says it was this asparagus tastes funny? Sorry, go ahead.

That's what he said, right? He said smells funny. Oh, did he say smells? Yeah, he already fucked it up. Oh, so it's already fucked up. it wrong by the way what was it who says it was this asparagus tastes funny sorry go ahead that's what he said right he said smells funny oh did he say smell yeah oh so it's already so it already yeah that's what i was gonna say we'll fuck up what's the next person i gotta do well now it's gonna be are they gonna split yeah we don't know how telephone works now we're gonna say kate sorry no it was bad it was dumb oh okay that's okay it's my best good good yeah what's what's malicek doing out there uh What's happening? You can play blackjack for a slice of pizza. Okay.

Whoa. Yeah, if you win the hand. I like that. Clemmer, I love your game. Thank you. I want to play my own version. Nick, can you report? Do you want to play it with my cards?

I want to collab with you. Side by side. It'd be fun. What if we all got a random two-letter initialism, and whoever has who we decide is the best of that initial. Do we have to research? Are we all getting different initials? Oh, I like that.

Yeah. Not necessarily the most famous or the most successful, but the best. The best. Oh, okay. So you should spin the wheel for it. Best person. For the initials. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. No phone. No phone. I like that. Okay. No phone. I like that. No phone. Oh, that's good. No phone. No phone. I like that. Okay. No phone. I like that. No phone.

Oh, it's good. No phone. No phone. It's from your own brain. Yeah. Now we have a lot. We have two games running concurrently. This is going to be good.

Two games. This is making up for Cheez-It. All right. So we'll have a letter wheel. We'll spin it once for the first, and a letter wheel, spin it for the second initial. We have our initials. Yeah. Okay.

Yes. And we go around, and whoever can get the best one wins. Okay. Is Clemmer the one who decides, then clem are the one who decides then who we all decide but we all vote for somebody that isn't ourself it should be it should be we should vote for the worst one and then that person and they're out yeah all right moves on yeah holy shit no phones this is to be kind of tough. Yeah. If you get ZQ, but not if you get TS. Yeah. I got one. Titty sucking?

Titty sucking. Tom Selleck. I'll beat you. Wait, it has to be a person or it can be like titty sucking? It has to be a person. Well, he just said titty sucking. I know. I'm saying, can it be titty sucking?

Oh, should it be? You can only use titty sucking. Can it be a person? Can it be a thing? It can be a person or something to do with titty suck. Yeah, it can be a person or something to do with titty suck. Okay. It has to be.

It can be like boob lick or titty suck. You know what I'm saying. The only thing, it's titty suck or person. That's the name of the game. Okay. Yeah. Any type of boob play or has to be suck? Any type of boob suck.

No, so like. No titty fuck. It can be like areola hickey. But wait, what if it is a non-sucking mouth action? Mammery lick.

We're burning through all we're going through. I know. But that's not a suck. A lick isn't a suck. I think it should be any mouth action. I think it should be

any titty play. Like a squeeze? Yeah, or a honk. I think titty play via the mouth. There might be titty play. Like a squeeze? Yeah, or a honk. I think titty play via the mouth. There might be titty play for every combination. No, because if you don't... Wait, should we just have to... Let's make it as be titty play.

All right, no, it's only titty suck. You're right. You're right. I want to do a real one with people, too. Yes. No, it's people and titty suck. Titty sucking caveat. Don't abuse the titties

so kate you got it yes i got it yeah because if someone does a titty suck that's not good they could easily lose right dewey sit down you'll play the first round with us uh remember what sam said to you but do not say it out loud okay all right all right so uh tj spin the wheel and it's the best person. We're voting off the worst. Oh, the worst, right, but we're all trying to, our goal is the best. Yes, yes. Oh, yes.

This is for Huey. Yeah, Huey, this is, you have to come up, don't say it right away, but the initials that you're going to get, you have to come up with a famous person or some type of titty sucking. Yeah, you get it. Don't worry about the titty sucking. Just do the person. But don't say it out loud. So I'll get two letters.

Repeat letters or eliminate letters? Yeah, you can repeat letters. You can repeat letters. W. Great letter. Oh! Horrific letter. Oh! Horrific letter. Oh, no!

Now, can you go... You have to go in the order it's given to you, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I love how you're asking us, like, the rules of this. Yeah.

Yes. Glad you asked. Oh. You. Oh. Okay. Oh, you're... All right. UA is what... Bye-bye. Just think Oh. Okay. Oh, you're. All right.

UA is what. Bye-bye. Just think. Just think. And then, Nick, you're up. Yeah. And then we'll go around. Continent, continent, continent.

Oh. Okay. Okay. Prince in play. I don't think he's gonna get out of there yeah I can't think of any I can think of a boob suck yeah it's wild

it's out there K-N-K-O okay oh okay I got someone there alright I bet we're all thinking of the same person. I bet we're not. Huey's in pain right now.

It's me right here. H. H isn't bad. H is not bad. A lot of H's in play. Oh. Oh, no. Oh.

Oh, I got one. Okay. They can be, can they be fictional? Sure. Yeah. All right. Doesn't help me. All right, this is my first letter.

Oh, no. Okay. Good R. Yeah. Yeah. Good spin, Dan. Oh. Oh. Okay.

Oh, I got it. I got it. Did you say yes to fictional? Yeah. Yes. Okay. All right. Got CF. Okay.

Hmm. Hmm. This Kate? It's me. I didn't know you were going. I thought you were judging. No, I'm not. Okay.

We're judging together, I think. Wow. For the podcast listeners, that's M. Steven Chey can judge. Yeah. He doesn't know. He doesn't know any of them. That changes everything.

All right, I got it. He left. Oh. Where'd he go? Damn, he's in a bad mood. Yeah, he is. He's in a bad mood. He went to, I think, do any of them. That changes everything. All right, I got it. He left. Oh. Where'd he go? Damn, he's in a bad mood. Yeah, he is. He's nervous. He went to, I think, do the blackjack.

Oh, what did you get there? H, M, H. Okay. Kate. Sheesh. All right, the booth can judge. Should we have the booth judge? The booth will eliminate someone, so when Che gets back, he can be part of that?

Yeah. I think that's fair Would you get Kate the you VV? That's great. Oh, that's great All right, you ready you are you ready? No you want want to go last? That's not going to help. Okay, do you have anyone? Remember, titty play is in action. It has to be mouth. Titties with mouth.

Che, you're judging with Zaha and TJ. So you're voting off the worst person. Either you have one or you don't. We set you up dirty. Maybe make somebody up and try to convince us they're real. All right, Ulysses Adams. Oh, yeah. What's his backstory?

He's a general from the Civil War. What side? South, of course, is a Ulysses. Was he a good guy, though? Ulysses. Oh, Ulysses. There was a Ulysses. Of course.

Ulysses. Of course. Yeah, of course. There's only one. Ulysses aren't great. You've never known of a good Ulysses. Oh, Ulysses. There was a Ulysses. Of course. Ulysses. Of course. Yeah, of course. There's only one. Ulysses aren't great. You've never known of a good Ulysses. We know one. There was one.

There was one really great one. And he was president. He was north. Yeah. Who was that? Ulysses S. Grant. I heard of that guy before. Okay.

All right. Okay. Not bad. What about Adams? What did he do? What has he done achievement-wise? General? Not, you know, probably owned a couple slaves.

Okay. A couple? He was poor? A couple. Three. Yeah. Three? It wasn't about overworking them.

It was about keeping a roof over their heads. Nobody owned a roof. No, he wanted some friends. He wanted some friends that he could buy. He's a good, solid dude. He's not a social guy. He's a general. Yeah, no, this is why the South didn't like him.

They took him out back. Because he had friends. He just wanted to keep a roof over their heads. Yeah. And they were like, no, these guys have to go to work. And he's like, well, they're working for me. Come to find out, they weren't. And long story short, Ulysses and the South,

it was not too happy with him. And long story short, Ulysses, you know, and the South, it was not too happy with him. And, you know, long story short, Ulysses doesn't exist. Medium story short. Just saying long story short doesn't really mean anything. That might not lose. That might not lose. I would have gone with that as well. Well, he's going to leave anyway because he's got to pass on the message.

Yeah. Oh, right, right. So that will just be an extra chair. All I have in my head is a wrestler, Kevin Owens. Okay. Not bad. Kevin Owens. Yeah. Jesus. There's be an extra chair. All I have in my head is a wrestler, Kevin Owens. Okay. Not bad. Kevin Owens. Jesus.

Big-ass fly. A dragon's in here. All I got is Harley Quinn. Yeah? Yeah. Okay, well, I had also- Oh, no, no, no. You can't do alsos.

No, no, no. This is what you do. Harley Quinn. You love covering bases. Yeah. All right. RR was loaded. Yeah.

You don't know who that is. Loaded. But I'm going to go knowing the booth. Trying to play to the booth a little bit. Who's in the booth again? Jay, Zah, and TJ. It's like American Idol. Playing to the booth.

I think I know where you're going, big kid. Oh, dear. Razor Ramon. Zah had porn on the brain. Yep, I was wrong. I was wrong. Where's Zah? What was yours?

There is a very distinct RR. I had no idea. Riley Reid, the GOAT. The GOAT. Okay. All right. Fuck. I'm going to talk this out.

F.W. It's like a DeForest Whitaker. Wait, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. You can't do this. This is illegal. Yeah, it's illegal.

Frank Williams. No, stop. Why? I can talk it out. No, you can't, it's illegal. Frank Williams. No, stop. Why? I can talk it out. It's not my final answer. No. He's base covering. I'm not looking for radio.

No base covering. Fondling warlocks. Oh, nice. Yep. Nice. Yep. That was good. Warlocks?

Can you have small warlocks? No. No. So it's the booth they're judging this, right? Yeah. Yeah. So I'm going to go with Milker Hickey. Oh. Wow. Wow. Okay. Yeah, right? Yeah. So I'm going to go with Milker Hickey. Oh.

Wow. Okay. Yeah, I get it. That works. That was an old baseball pitcher. I thought he was saying a dude. Sounds like an old baseball pitcher. Milker Hickey.

Okay. Only one I can think of is Vernon Vandross Of the four tops That's all I can think of But he was known for having a large Dick And that was kind of easy He was a ladies man

Easy Alright so you guys vote off the worst And Huey doesn't count He's gonna go get Huey go tell the sentence to someone else Alright, so you guys vote off the worst. And Huey doesn't count. He's going to go tell the sentence to someone else and have them come in. Did he tell us yet? No, he's not telling us. I can pick whoever?

Yeah. I like that about Ulysses Adams, though. That was nice. Alright, the booth is speaking about this right now we're going to eliminate Kate Vince Vaughn was on a tee for you oh Val Venus too

I made up that name anyway all of Adam Sandler Veronica Vaughn we're the advance from I Love Lucy of course Claire name anyway we also Vicky Val all of Adam Sandler Veronica Vaughn yeah Veronica Vaughn yeah of course you a by the way Ursula Andress from doctor she's the first Bond girl wow yeah oh that was a crossword clue two days ago three days ago damn yeah okay first Bond villain was Peter so Veronica Vaughn would have been so good She's one piece of ass Alright Kate's out Who is Big Daddy

That's Adam Sandler Who is the girl Are they all VV's I don't remember who it was Oh she was so hot though Vanessa No It was a V

The first girlfriend he had or the one he ended up with? Who was Happy Gilmore? I don't remember. The mom from Modern Family. Oh, she was so hot. What the fuck? Happy Gilmore? That was the actress?

That was the character name. Is he always good? Julie Bowen was the actress, right? Yep. Was Vanessa Vaught, no. Virginia Bennett. Oh, my God. Too bad.

All right, carry on. So we're whittling down until we get to two people, and it's a short round? And is this a short memory game? So what you said in the previous round doesn't matter. Okay. Oh, no, I'm asking. So the slate's clean.

Is it a clean slate? I think so. You're willing to get rid of it. You just play not to lose. Milker Hickey is off the board. Okay. Yeah, and everything we said is off the board. Yeah, fair.

Wait, side things we said, though? Because we then got to stop saying extra names. We got to stop saying extra names. Yeah. All right. If I get VV, I'd go Veronica Vaughn. Yeah, we got to shut the fuck up. Okay, all right.

Sorry. Don't say sorry. We're learning as we go along. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Wait, we got to shut the fuck up. Okay, all right. Sorry. Don't say sorry. We're learning as we go along. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Wait, we're not playing the old Dutch version? That, are you allowed to even do that anymore? No, no, no.

All right, go ahead, TJ. What's the name of this game, Kyle? It's- Name or titty sucker? Yeah. Tit-sucking famous person. This is me. I'll take A. I'll take A.

I'll take B. But I'd rather A. Oh, that's good. That's a good, strong letter. That's really good. Easy. Strong, strong. No, it was A.S.

Nice. Easy. Strong, strong. Oh, it was A-S. Nice. Fuck yes, dude. Nice. Brandon's been on it. Kudos to me for setting that up. C. Spanish much? We have fun here.

Okay. C-L. Okay. okay CL okay oh no okay okay W oh no WN W.

Oh, no. WN. That's so random. That's fucking random. That's so random. WN? Eek. N. Yep.

NL. That's on a plate for you, brother. Fuck. Oh, no. Fuck. Jesus. I'm fucked. What do you have?

Z and V. Well, boys. Wait. Yeah, I need some time. No, no, no. You're at a disadvantage on this side. Sure. Sure.

Shouldn't have sat there. Fuck. Okay. That's what happened to me. Give me areola smooch. Oh, that's fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just thank him for being there. Guess give me former U.S. Olympian Carl Lewis. Right where I left off. Carl Lewis. Okay.

I only had one name pop my head. It's going to be Mr. Las Vegas, Wayne Newton. Whoa. Wow. Who'd you go with, Ray? U.S. Olympian Carl Lewis. Okay. Fast.

I had L for lick, but I couldn't do a T. Oh, no. Did Huey tell you to come in? Well, he didn't know the... Come on in. It's not August. Oh, it's not August yet yet just sit there for a minute and don't say anything this is like uh when you get a fish for a fish tank and you keep it in the

bag a little bit while it's floating in the tank so it gets readjusted yeah just don't say anything and then we'll have you go get someone else with the sentence that you should not say okay everything made good though? Nice. Are you going to fish this weekend? Alpine Valley. Is widespread playing here?

Okay. Honest to God, you look younger. You do? Yeah. Did you do something with your eyes? Okay. All right, yeah. I can't think of a euphemism end. Nick Lachey.

Okay, that's good. That's a good one. You forget about nipple latch? Oh. I forgot about nipple. Nipple lick. Yeah. Okay. I forgot about nipple. Nipple lick. Yeah. Okay.

I have ZV. I'm going to go with the old Zippy Valentine. That's when you don't have a lot of time. It's real quick. You've been married for 20 years, and you give it an old Zippy Valentine. Yeah, I like that. That's also another baseball. You should have said baseball.

I didn't know any ZV. I thought that was a baseball player. Zippy Valentine. Yeah. Zippy Valentine. He was a spitballer in 1910 that was a baseball player. Zippy Valentine. Yeah. Zippy Valentine. He was a spitballer in 1910. Milky Whiskers and Zippy Valentine. Wait, what was the Detroit star?

Milky Hickey. Yeah, Milker Hickey. ZV was tough. Zippy Valentine. Any guy that's been married for a long time. I've been married for a long time. Yeah, every once in a while, Valentine's Day, Zippy Valentine. Get the business done.

He's right. I'm sorry. No, you're not. Valentine's Day, zippy Valentine. Get the business done. He's right. I'm sorry. No, you're not. I misspoke. That's it, right, Kate? Kate's out. Yeah. All right.

Committee? Committee. That side is at a disadvantage, I'm thinking. Kyle's out. We can reverse. I would say ZV. I could have it all day. Probably not.

All right, they're talking. Zach V. The bull talking. Zach V. The bull player. It's got to be Zach V. Zachy Vengeance, the guitarist of Avenged Sevenfold. Wow. Who's the lead singer of Stained? It's got to be...

Oh, no. Cartoon. Carl Lewis has been eliminated. Oh! That was JP Valentine. Let's go! Nine-time gold medalist loses to a fake titty?

No! This is crazy. And then he married for a long time. I agree, that's bullshit. This is one of the greatest all-time athletes and I lose to a fake titty thing. You had chest slick right in front of you. If I had seen a bear, I would have

can't let that slide. What's a Zippy Valentine, Shay? You ever given one? He sold it. You didn't sell it. He didn't sell it? Oh, I did sell it. You were like, all I can think of is Carl Lewis. Alright, so selling is part of it now that we know this. I'm eliminated

because Shay doesn't know U.S. Olympians. I know Carl Lewis is. You know what? Che's been married a long time and he's in the booth. He doesn't give Zippy Valentines? Sometimes Zippy Valentines... Brandon, everyone's giving Zippy Valentines. Brandon, I'm going to 100% back you up here. I don't usually back you up. You got screwed.

Fuck. You got fucked. That's crazy, Che. That's crazy. Just give you a Zippy Valentine. Go find someone else, yeah. And tell them the sentence. Somebody you've never had a full conversation with. Well, that ain't half the office. What does full mean?

He's going to have to leave. F-O-O out. Okay. What is this? What is this? Oh, Brady, see this? The woman asked for a picture. Oh.

Yeah. See? You need to focus. Yes. Wait, yeah, and that is a... She's not white. Yeah, that's a Latin... Hey, he's so mad.

He's so mad. Yes. That did happen. I think she just saw the cameras around No we had a conversation Then why did you want to picture with you True good point She gave you a pic didn't she Just whatever

It's Carl Lewis Yeah you got Bob Fenton I think we can honestly We might have to appeal that. I'd like to appeal. Yeah, actually, let's appeal. I'd like to appeal. I'd like to appeal. I lost to a made-up slave owner.

This puts all of you guys at risk. I know, but I lost to a made-up slave owner. It wasn't eligible. It wasn't, yeah. Oh. This puts all, if we appeal this, this puts all of us at risk, not just me. I know, I'm at risk. No one said Zeke Valentine was the second worst one.

It was. We don't know that. You're right. Actually, you know what, Brandon? Maybe it was the second worst one because we all know Carl Lewis was the worst one. Appeal. Appeal. We'd like to appeal to the judge.

Who are we appealing to? Who do we appeal to? Stephanie. Is Stephanie back there? Stephanie? We'd like to set an appeal to – we think that Carl Lewis was better than Zippy Valentine. This is not fair. It's also a degree of difficulty.

Present your case. All right. Carl Lewis is – I need to hear both sides, please. I had the letter CL, and I immediately thought of Carl Lewis, who in the 1980s and 90s was one of our most famous athletes. He won 12 gold medals, including eight at the 1984 Summer Olympics.

And he was one of our most important American figures in the 1980s. And he has the worst ass man of all time. And Danny Boy Kane would have ran like Carl Lewis if he got attacked by a bear. Correct. We asked Mincy to send in somebody he's never had a full conversation

with. You've spoken to him the most out of any person ever. He said not had a full conversation? Yeah. We said send someone in you've never had a conversation with. Oh. Did he give you a sentence? He did. Don't say it.

Don't say it. Okay. All right. Good. Okay. Your case? Do you think of anyone famous with ZV as their initials? ZV?

Yeah. No. Think about it. Have you ever been Zippy Valentined? Oh, man. No. Okay. Have you ever been married?

No. Thank you for asking. That's not a good question. That was disdain. That was utter disdain. I loved it. Is this your first time setting eyes on Clemmer? No, no.

I said hi yesterday. Did you gasp? I did. Yeah, yeah. That's what we thought. I'm a very big fan of your work. Thank you. Appreciate that.

Wow, how about that? You're a fan of his work. Don't ask any further questions. All right, Clemmer. I don't know. I'm not. They never said I was second to last. We all need to pre-release.

Nick Lachey was the most famous significant other for a period of time. Deep-ass dimples. He was in the most notorious relationship. Okay. Wayne Newton, Mr. Las Vegas, singer, like probably one of the most famous people, I don't know, 30 years ago. He also was in Best of the Best 2, which is one of my favorite movies ever. He was the host of the Coliseum. That was where they fought to death.

Currently the host of Love is Blind. Love is Blind. That's my guy. No. Oh, that's not Wayne Newton. So why did you? Yeah, it's just a little delay. Okay. Oh, yeah. Sorry Wayne Newton. So why did you? Yeah, it's just a little delay. Okay.

Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was doing. Wayne Newton also has undoubtedly has a. Wayne Newton might be at risk here. He undoubtedly has a star on the Walk of Fame in L.A. Easy. Probably.

I'm not. First people. I'm not letting Wayne Newton go out. I'll fall on the sword before that. Okay. I think it's between me and Clemmer. And goodness, gentlemen, do I even need to bring up mine? Oh, yeah.

I went the titty route. Oh, yeah. What'd it's between me and Clemmer. And goodness, gentlemen, do I even need to bring up mine? Oh, yeah. I went the titty route. Oh, yeah. What'd you say? Areola smooch. Oh, yeah. The lip accuracy alone. If it's areola smooch for Zippy Valentine, it's a blowout. But that's not it.

So are you going to say- Yeah, so I did Zippy Valentine, which if you've married a long time, sometimes you just have that Zippy Valentine, and then call it a day. Well, say what it is. It's a quick. It's quick it a day. Say what it is. It's a quick. It's quick. Quick what? Say what it is.

You're hitting both nipples, and you do it at a rapid pace. Zippy Valentine. Couldn't you say the Valentine on anybody part? No. Yeah, there's no. What is the first thing the guy goes for? Is the tongue out? Oh, yeah.

The brain. Yeah. So, like that? That's a motorboat. No, no, no. It's quicker than that. It's a zippy like that? That's a motorboat. No, no, no. It's quicker than that. It's a zippy now. Quicker than a motorboat?

Quicker motorboat? That would be a term. I'm uncomfortable. I didn't judge any of yours. Okay, fair, fair. Ours are real. Fair, fair. Stephanie.

Yes. What was the worst one? Who's eliminated? Are we keeping it to just the two that you guys were arguing about? I think it's me. Oh, and everyone. No, everyone's at risk. I think it's me against you.

But we never said. They never said I was second to last. Clemmer, yours sucks dick. Mine is good. Considering it's ZV, also degree of difficulty should come into play. I think it's pretty fucking good. Okay, Stephanie. Stephanie can decide from any.

Stephanie. Wait, I heard Miss. What did Nick just say I can choose from? Any. Any of them. As much as this pains me to say, I think Nick Lachey is out. What? Oh, that's crazy.

He's a dweeb, yeah. I'm fine with that. That's crazy. You can appeal. I'm not appealing. That's crazy. That's honorable. I wouldn't have appealed had I known Nick Lachey was on the field.

I'm about to commit seppuku for myself because 98 Degrees was my first concert, and I had Nick painted on my face like a gay. I'm unappealing. I'm bowing out. Carlos, bowing out. Hold on. How was it bowing out? I'm bowing out.

How about you, Brandon? So if I looked at you on the left side? Yeah. Yeah, it wouldn't be great. I was black. Got it. The appeal be great. Yeah. I was black. Got it. The appeal is withdrawn. Y'all continue on.

Carlos is out. Okay. All right. You still have that sentence? Mm-hmm. Don't say it. Don't say it. Okay.

Is it complex? It will not come up in conversation. Okay. No, no, no. It will. You're going to have to save somebody. Yeah, we're doing a telephone game. Okay.

So you got to go find someone else to give it to. The same sentence. But you haven't forgotten a single word? No. Somebody you haven't met here. Someone I haven't met? Have you met everybody? There's some new people here.

How's the vibe with you guys have been intimidating me? You think I'm dealing with it better? Oh, sorry. What the fuck? There it is. Oh, no. Is that on purpose? Is that worst case scenario?

What was that? No, that's the Jersey Shore theme song. Sorry, I got a phone call. You have the Jersey Shore theme song as your... I didn't want you guys to know this yet. Okay. I haven't been around as much because I've been traveling. Yeah.

But how do you think it's going? Like, the intimidation. How do you think I'm handling it? Yeah. Oh, you're laying down the law. Okay. We're scared of you. Okay, nice.

Good. So I got it back. You're doing really good. Oh, my God. You think after the first time because i was i was terrified of you guys so i flipped it back yeah and now we're we're a little bit worried about just when you walk in okay good it's good i got it back all right oh you're so back all right i'm so back have you ever got really bad news with that ringtone like it's like that's a good question yeah dog died or your aunt passed away that's a

really that's a funny sketch i'll let you know if it happens but all right yeah no i don't not yet not yet yeah that might be it would be an out of order yeah i think so get crazy get wild but someone gets a phone call in 9-11 they keep getting into silence. It's going down. Fist pumping at an inopportune time. I'm going to go get a stranger. Someone that's probably kind of dumb. They want to make this fun.

I'll look for the worst one. A dumb stranger, but you can't know anything about them, just dumb appearance. So like physically dumb. Also, you guys don't have to be scared of me. I don't even know what you do. That's the last thing you want your boss to say. No, that's... I'm not their

boss, first of all. But I don't... I think you guys are just doing. Are you wearing an entourage? Do you like the interns? Yeah. No, I think you're doing a good job, but I don't know what it is. Oh, thank you. Danny, I love you like a brother. You're all of our boss. What is happening?

Shit. I don't want to be a boss. Quit. Yeah, I should fire myself. Yeah. That most boss thing you can do. No, I'm pretty easy that if you're here, you're doing a good job. Oh, thank you.

That's how Mincy's had a job for a long time. Actually, that's also how he got in trouble. Yeah. Oh, no. Well, he just wasn't here. And you saw him not being here. Right. No.

If I visually see you, it's like, check, great job. That's why I sit in front of your office. Yeah, right. It's like, good job. You crushed it today. Don't know what you did, but you crushed it. Yeah. Okay.

And I say hi in passing. Yeah, we say hi. Yeah, we do. Good morning. All right. Bye, guys. Love you., but you crushed it. And I say hi in passing. Yeah, we say hi. Yeah, we do. Good morning. All right. Bye, guys. Love you. All right.

See ya. Say it back. Say it back. That was a lot of stuff. Say it back, dude. Love you? Yeah. Who says love you?

Say it back. Has anybody ever said love you on the air? Yes. I think I got the power back over the interns, not from anything I did. I think they got yelled at. Hank yelled at them. Hank and Paige. And then I got the power from it, which is awesome.

I was getting intimidated by them. I got a guy I got to yell at, but we can do it tomorrow. It's that guy that tweeted at me last night. Oh, yeah. Fuck that guy. Wait, who? Oh, no. Cajun Mike.

He was awesome. No, fuck him. He you were you're a dick to his wife i wasn't i i wouldn't couldn't have been nicer okay oh i saw that yeah i just made that up for clowning i'll say this that was the worst thing how you treated his wife was the worst thing that happened at roofball he should feel ashamed about the entire roofball experience i think we'll all remember it This was out of nowhere He just made it up I think we all can agree that we can say that

Brandon was the big loser in Roofball We can all remember that he ruined it I was in the background fighting a headache Brandon you're the biggest sweetheart in the world And I don't like to see this happen He just lied to the internet Wait is his wife a producer? I don't know

Maybe she's a producer. I definitely talked to that woman. Wait, and what was her name? I didn't know her name previously, so I don't... What did you say to her that pissed her off so much? I didn't say anything. You said you talked to her. I was like, hey, beautiful dog, beautiful house.

I was like that. That seemed like shitty tone? But did you go, beautiful dog. So you mean sarcastic? No, we're not doing that. We're not, like, this guy just lied

for Cloud on the internet for nothing. Very annoying. Yeah, that kind of did, like, attack your character. Yeah.

Yeah, like, I was, because, like, off, that's like saying off camera you were mean to,

like, the one person you shouldn't be mean to. I, I sat there just like y'all sat there. I was, I was just there with y'all. I didn't,

I didn't do anything to that one. Did you blow up the bathroom? No. Did you say anything bad about the chili? No, it was, first of all, it was jambalaya. You don't do anything to that woman. Did you blow up the bathroom? No. Did you say anything about the chili? No. First of all, it was jambalaya. You don't even remember what it was. It was delicious jambalaya. I tweeted out how wonderful it was. Oh, yeah.

You were just coming from a very tough situation straight to that event. Correct. Yeah. You were being fine. Oh, that's nice. Is she Mac? The guy hosting the truth. Well, that's nice. Is she Mac? Oh, the guy hosting. But he said,

he said, he made it. Oh yeah. He goes by Cajun Mike and brings out jambalaya. You think it's his jambalaya. Fuck that guy. You guys think I can hit Utah? Yeah.

Wow. No, no, I got something. I know that one? Yeah. Wow, no. I got something for you, KB. Whatever that one is. I got something for you. All right, so we're in ground whatever. I have something for you, KB.

Okay. Who's supposed to hang up these hats? Why don't you hang the damn hat? I would. I don't know how. Let's find the winner of this game. Jacob? Yeah, we got to get the winner. It was halftime.

No, I asked Jacob. He said it wasn't him. Oh. Yeah, I know. It was the first one I went to, too. Yeah, I asked Jacob. He said it wasn't him. Oh. Yeah, I know. It was the first one I went to, too. Yeah, no, I don't know. I'm out. Kate's out.

I'm out. No, you're not. We should have a dumb one. I withdrew my appeal. Oh, I don't like that. Carl Lewis is the winner. I withdrew my appeal. A.

Who's this? Me? Yeah. It's you. A. That's your second A? Yeah, in a row. Damn, you're just an A merchant.

Yeah. Oh, this guy. Yeah, that's nice. That's friendly. I don't think there's any famous ABs. Oh, yeah. Thanks. Shane Gillis was his cracker of the week recently.

Very nice. And he got the other one, too, from him. Oh. Shane was the first person to ever get both. Oh, no. Oh, no. What was the first letter? Yes. Oh, that Oh no. What was the first letter? Yes.

Oh. That's easy. It is? Uh-huh. Fuck. PPP, yes. Okay. PR. PR.

That's easy. Oh, no. Fuck. Ooh. All right. Maybe it's not easy. I'm fine. Oh, no.

Wow. Meme Z. Meme. Come sit down. Do you remember what the instructions were? Hello Hello Oh Memes Is this your first time on the act?

First time Wow Welcome Thank you Good to see you Memes I posted that video of me Practicing that one play And now people are saying that I practice a lot

No you practice like maybe 30 minutes a week Yeah okay thank you i just wanted you to defend me there because i i go in there and you show me a play and i run it five times then i gotta go do something else we're gonna run the triple option tonight too oh oh no chance he can run the triple no no chance i'm right here no chance this motherfucker no chance he figures it out. Yeah. Okay. Don't even think about the read option. Yeah, no. No. No. No.

No. No. Okay. All right. Who's up? Give me Zorro. Kyle? Antonio Banderas.

Wait. Oh, shit. It's an actual thing now? Kyle's out. Yeah. Well, Kyle's in. I'm out. No.

What? Yeah. Antonio Banderas? Yeah, that scene with the sword when he, was it Catherine Zeta-Jones where he made her looking risque? Well, Kyle's in. I'm out. No. What? Yeah. Tony Obendoz? Yeah, that scene with the sword when he, was it Catherine Zeta-Jones, where he made her looking risque? Yeah, in the Mask of Zorro. In the Mask of Zorro. That was a good scene.

All right. You forget your letters, don't you? No, I got it. I'm deciding between two heavy hitters I'll go with Sonia Vanderpump Wow nice Did you go to the Vanderpump bar in Vegas I didn't I should

The Vanderpumps are Fucking everywhere I'm out of blank PR Is Paul Reed the center? Yeah, B-Ball Paul. Gotta go Paul Reed. B-Ball Paul.

Hey, you're playing to Steven. Yeah, that's good. Part of it is Steven. Got an XW. Kyle. Yes. Pokey Reese. Oh!

I deserve to lose. Oh. XW. This is tough because Xavier Williams outfielder in the 70s. Oh. Black guy had all the tools. Oh, he had all the tools. Yeah.

Could he ever put them together? No, he'd max out at like 10, 12 homers a year. I'd argue he didn't have all the tools then. He had all the tools, just couldn't put them together. Got it. Should have, though. High draft pick. I'll push Clemmer through so he can do Xavier Woods. The booth.

Xavier Woods. New Day. I don't know who that is. And he sucked the Boobung camera once. I don't know who that is. He's more famous than Xavier Williams. Memes you having fun? Yeah, this is great. Shane Victorino is who I thought of. Oh, yeah. I don't know who that is. Yep. He's more famous than Xavier Williams. Means you're having fun? Yeah, this is great. Shane Victorino is who I

thought of. Oh, yeah. But I guess he's not that famous. Okay. Booth. Isn't there an impractical for Joker

that's SV? Yeah. That'd be SVP. I think SV. That'd be P. That'd be SVP. His last name is what? His VP.

His last name is what? Van Pelt. What does that begin with? VP. No. Okay is what? Van Pelt. What does that begin with? VP. No. Okay. All righty. So the boot has convened, and unfortunately, KB, you're done out here, my friend.

Pokey Reese was sitting right there. I think you should get punished for missing an obvious good one. I mean, I made up the first name of mine. Uh-huh. Yeah. And Xavier Williams never existed. Yeah, how one. I mean, I made up the first name of mine. Uh-huh. Yeah. And Xavier Williams never existed. Yeah. How is Clemmer surviving?

You made up a dude? I made up a woman. Oh, you guys both did? Who said? They're liars. Sonya Vanderpump. XW? I didn't know anyone.

I didn't know. I just figured Sonya sounded like Vanderpump. I don't know who it is. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I made my guy up. But we convinced him.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Keep going., I made my guess. But we convinced him. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Keep going. It didn't feel good, dude. The game you love. So it's Nick, Big Cat, and Clemmer. Yeah. What is the name of the woman, Vanderpump?

Sonia Morgan is the housewife. I combined. Lisa Vanderpump. That's what my straight ass would guess. Serena Vanderwoodson. Memes? From Gossip Girl? Hello? I think. That's what my straight ass would guess. Serena Vanderwoodson. Memes. From Gossip Girl. Hello.

I think. What's up? You got the sentence? I love memes. You got a sentence? Are you told a sentence? I was told a sentence, but I was also told not to say it. Yeah, don't say it.

Don't say it. Memes, we're doing the initial game, so you got to, we give initial, you got to name someone famous. I'll give you a couple initials. Or. Or a titty suck. Or a titty suck Or a titty suck Play

Any play What are the initials? You guys went completely away from titty suck on that round Yeah it was a clean round Can't force it You can't force it What are the initials? Well

I'll give you initials P-I-P P-I-P. P-I-P. I don't understand the game. Okay. Do you even understand what those initials are? No.

P-I-P. Say it out loud. Pip. Oh. All right, go. Find someone else. All right. Memes is forever afraid that he's on a pip.

Performance. Performance and dancing plan? Wait, is it pip? memes is forever afraid that he's on a pip performance performance enhancing plan yeah wait is it pip or it's performance improvement improvement plan so every time he every time he makes like this minor mistake we're just like pip and he's like don't joke wait has he ever been on one before not even he's never even sniffed a pip well before this job. I don't know. Where does this trauma come from? I have no idea. If you're in real, like, when I worked real jobs,

if you got a pip, basically, you're like, this guy's getting fired. He has such trauma that if someone else fucks up, like Max, if Max fucks up, he's like, Max didn't use the camera right, so now my social clips aren't going to be good, I'm going to be on a pip. He's forever on a pit.

But he's never been on one. He never will be on one. Memes is the best. Unless he fucks up. Unless he fucks up. Then a pit. Okay. Let's do a game time, then we got the final three.

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today last minute tickets lowest price guaranteed uh do you have a sentence colton hello say it colton i was not told anything i was just told to come you weren't told a sentence? Colton, hello. Don't say it, Colton. I was not told anything. I was just told to come. You weren't told a sentence? Go get the sentence from Memes. Oh, Memes fucked it up. No, he's on a pip. He's on a pip. That's an excuse.

Oh, no. That, what? Memes. All right, final three. Good game. Good game. And then we have to spin for wet or not so that someone has time to go get wet outside. And I love the aspect of tricking the jury.

I thought we were wheeling early. Tricking jury is fun. Yeah. This could be a board game. Like you get really bored playing it? Yes. All right. Nick and M.

Yeah. That XWV is just the worst. Probably is okay. Yeah. That is me. Oh. Oh, no. He's coming back with a sentence. No, no.

Oh, don't say it. I won't. I think I got it. Memes couldn't remember, but. Oh, no. Do it. What do you got? Z. That's tough. What? What do you got? Z-E

That's tough What? It'll be a zippy ending Don't make me Hmm Oh come, really? I can't. All right. You got this, Kovac.

What did you get? WQ. So we're up? Oh, we're up? All right. Mammery yank. Is that with the mouth? Any play.

You could yank with the mouth, but I was thinking you go up these two fingers. You gotta get this. I don't have it. I don't have it. Why'd you flex, Kyle? He's flexing. Now he's doing a face.

Now he's bobbing back. Do the face. Wait, look at the camera. Do the face. See if chat can guess. What kind of face? So that's you Z-A-ing? Z-E-ing. Z-E-ing? Oh. I know what you're doing.

Do it again. I'm basically being him. Alright, I give my team to kyle i'm out no no go no fuck she raids it for me now you just gotta say something you gotta trick the jury maybe give me one more face no it's just a face climber we have unlimited faces no no i don't think he can actually make the face. I'm not giving you any more hints. Wow. He's giving you a lot, though. Think of...

Clemmer's this close to winning. Don't re-yank it from him. Yeah, I won't. I mean, I got WQ. I'm not... Just trying to stay alive. Wandy Quaid. Zippy enormous titties. Nice.

It's when you zippy enormous titties. No Purdue player came to mind. No part of my take guess came to mind. I was thinking that. Zac Efron. thought you were going to I thought he was doing Zoolander I just liked him when I was doing that I thought you were being Zac Eady

Oh no I would have done something else for him I'm so easy and I deserve it Yeah All those zippy enormous titties Enormous titties is one word. It's creative. So there was a Tom Selleck movie called Quigley Down Under where he went into Australia, and his character's name was William Quigley. So it's a 1980s obscure movie.

Cap. Oh, he's right. No way. He's right. All right, Booth. I don't know if his name was William, but it was Quigley. Doc points for me saying Cap. Booth, when you're thinking about this,

I just want you to think, Zah especially, about zippying some enormous titties and how hot that is. If zippying comes back to bite you, Clemmer. You live by the zippy, you die by the zippy. It's all right. You have always said that.

Left too many on the board. Zac Efron, Zac Ertz, Zac Eadie. It's got to be you. William Quigley is a dude, but he's a painter. Yeah, I don't think his name was William in the movie. I made that up.

I was. Was it William in the movie? Thank you, Colton. Yes, thank you. Was it just Quigley? It could have been just Quigley. I have no idea. It was a movie. I don't know what his character's name was. I lied about that. So you lied almost exclusively through your whole... Have you seen the letters I've gotten?

That's fine, but you've lied through all of it. I think the first one was real. What was that? The first, I forget, but the first one was a real name. I've lied three times in a row now. Well, I guess Zippy Valentine's real. When you get home... Your first was Milker Hickey. Well, that was fine. That's real. When you get home, your first was milk or hickey.

Well, that was fine. That was fine. There you go. All right. Some honesty there. Trying. Trying. All right.

Championship round. Me and Brandon? No, Clemmer. Me and Clemmer? All right. Brandon's been gone for a while. Shouldn't have been, but. Terrible Carl Lewis.

Yeah, who the fuck is that? Nice. Nice. Yep. Yep. See you soon. See you. Damn it. Thank God.

I didn't want to hear the word zippy. Oh, all right. What is that, AD? AD. It's a good matchup. It's a damn good matchup. So I have DC. Yep.

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I'm ready. Give me D-cup cock slide. Yeah, when you slide it over two Ds. Over, yeah. Yeah, under, over, around. Your D has to kiss the nipples. It could. D-cup cock slide.

That's right. Okay. Hey, Shane. Shane's here. We're just doing all the PMT, guys. I lovecks live that's right okay hey shane shane's here we're just doing all the pmt guys i love it yep what's up hello you got the sentence in your head i do shane explain to the people uh like what is going on with memes mentally when we say the word pip it's just a war zone i don't just it's just in permanent like psychosis like permanent fear but he's never been even close to a pip i don't know if that's true what do you mean you constantly tell him he's on a pip but he's never been on a pip but like what does that mean like uh what is a pip performance is it a form performance improvement plan it's usually in writing yeah yeah it's in writing so

that way they have proof that when they fire you, like, see, we told you to get better. But I also constantly tell him he's not on a pit. But then you tell him, but you are on one. Right. So you're just playing mind games with the guy. Poor guy just doesn't get any sleep. He's never been on a pit.

I feel like this is just to let his guard down. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. You're working that boy hard? never been on a pit oh i feel like this is just to let his guard down yeah it's true yeah it's true what you're working that boy hard you you think he's not getting any sleep because he's nervous or i mean all my guys work very hard combo man and actually max gets more nervous about the pip and hank hank is actually the pit master. Hank's the one who created it. Yeah. I mean, you guys just got memes. The poor guy.

Maybe we should do you for a pit. I don't need that in my life. Alright. Shane, did you get a sentence? I did. Okay. Alright, so this is the finals. Go. I did D-Cup Cockslide.

Of course. I'm going to go with one of the greatest characters in movie history Andy Dufresne That's who you're trotting out Andy Dufresne Is beyond heroic character He is one of the Greatest Characters ever

What a hero I don't know anything about him Tell me about him. Makes him great. He was jailed erroneously for the murder of his wife, which he did not commit. Then he went and he built a library for the prison. He helped roof. He also could work with his hands.

He didn't suck that guy's dick. He did not, right? No, he got fucked, though. He did. He did, but even he had a line, though. He would not cross. And then he escaped prison in one of the most amazing breakouts ever. Time, patience, and what, 300 yards of shit?

And then now he owns a really nice boat on an island. Great guy. Andy Dufresne. Okay. So, D-Cup, Cockslide. Lowering, Cockslide wins. Yay.

Aaron Donald. I would stick with Andrew Dufresne. Andrew Dufresne is one of the... This is why he shouldn't have gotten to the finals. No. I'll ride or die with Andrew Dufresne.

That's fine. Daddario versus D-Cup, Cockslide would be a title fight. But... Yeah, I gotta go with my heart gotta go my heart

and my heart's is ended different she's pregnant right now too with kids yeah shane you think you're gonna get a game ball tonight i don't know if i want one anymore oh interesting yeah i've been going away fake game balls after the doug's games yeah yeah and everyone got one except i want to say i want to got legitimately upset i wouldn't say fake it was like a metaphorical one metaphorical virtual yeah like i was like max gets a game ball because he kept me in that game memes jerry and and blutman all won a game ball and shane was the one who didn't he like he threw me up against the wall in the bathroom you touched him yeah he's like if you don't give me a fucking game ball.

Did he deserve one? Yeah, he actually did. I implemented a one-play touchdown. That he used 15 times. And then Huey, a PMT intern, told him to go for it on two once. So he got the game ball. And not the 600 yards. He stood up and was like, legit upset.

Yeah. Rank the PMT crew in order of like how academically smart they are. Wow. We're the word. Wow. That's, it's PFD one. And then it's just,

it's next. It's a fight for the bottom. You're not fucking stupid. Are you? I had highest honors in high school. Oh, three, seven GPA. Where'd you? I had highest honors in high school. Oh. 3.7 GPA. Where'd you go to college?

SUNY Cortland. All right. Hank didn't go to college. Huey didn't go to college. Oh, Huey went for class. For class. Max and memes are pretty smart. Rank them.

Rank them. Go, Shane. You want. Rank them. Go Shane. You want me to rank them? Yeah. Shit. Just the behind the scenes guys or you guys included? Us included.

Okay. PFT definitely. I'd go PFT me Whoa. I'm not getting a game ball. I don't want one.

I'm giving you a game ball now. Oh. PFT, me. I'd go... I think memes was an account, so... Oh, yeah. Yeah, but so was memes. That's where the pip comes from.

Audible, audible. Rank the most attractive in order. Okay, right now. That's got to be legal. I'm not doing that. No, you can legally do it. I'm just giving you permission. That makes sense. Memes was an account, and that's where pip came from. Yeah, that's doing that. No, you can legally do it. I'm just giving you permission. That makes sense.

Memes is an accountant. That's where Pip came from. Yeah, that's definitely real. Oh, he was an accountant? Yeah. I wonder if he's ever gotten one. He definitely... The whole reason Memes got a job

was because he basically created the Pardon My Meme Twitter account and tweeted us every single day like a hundred times a day. I can see why he was on a tip. For like three years, that's how he got on a tip. He wasn't doing any accounting work. Right, exactly.

I go with attractiveness. Next. Okay. Okay. Come on, dude. It's pretty easy. Not crossing that line. Okay.

We all probably have the same list in our head. I love to hear it. Isn't that right number three? You know Shane's a great guy And No I'm not gonna say it You're probably gonna say it Nope

Go ahead Nope You know what he's gonna say? That I haven't had something? I don't know No What are we gonna say maybe what you find attractive oh no wait yeah are you a fucking freak

regular guy what are you into we're not doing this oh is it something real obscure no like a lady is like no it's pretty common. The dimples of Venus? The two little indents on the lower back of the woman? Shane likes combos. Combos? The snack? Yeah, like half pretzel half pizza? Black women.

Oh. I love all women. Yeah, Zod's fist pumping. Look at him. Shane likes all women I like ethnic women Yeah Shane's a big Chargers fan too And we're going to

Chargers camp No way Yeah are you just like You gotta be so excited for this I'm super excited I've never been to I've never been to like a football game Or anything

Well we're not going to a football game. I know, but like... It'll be the closest I've ever gone to a Chargers... Anything. Anything. Yeah. I'm very excited for you. It's going to be a trip of a lifetime.

I'm pumped. And they just opened the Bolt. What? The Bolt. The Bolt. What's the Bolt? It's their new... It's like a $200 or $300 million training facility.

And it's super sick. I tried telling these guys on tahoe about it they weren't they couldn't care you guys didn't care he said no one gives a fuck about the bolt i care about the bolt i'm excited to see the bolt it's sick yeah you gotta look up it's like a it kind of looks like a lightning bolt oh okay all right yeah that would suck if it didn't. That would suck. Yeah. Wait, from Ariel? It looks like. No, from the size. I guess like the design. It's like.

Can we see the bolt? Can we see the bolt? It's like a crate. The bolt doesn't suck. The chargers drop like a. We're going to get you so much chargers gear. All their best stuff is like in their team store. They don't sell it online.

But we're going to like. It doesn't look like a bowl. I think it looks cool. It looks cool. It looks cool, but you said it looked like a bowl. Shane, this is bad. It looks like an office part.

Shane, this is bad. Let me explain. Okay. So in the video, John Spanos, who's like... Oh, I see. He said the design was inspired by a lightning bolt.

It's just like the sleek edges and stuff. Not exactly look like a lightning bolt. No. So it's got angles. It's like a very solid office building. Shane. Medical center maybe? This is not good for you.

Pull up. They dropped a YouTube video of the interior and stuff. They have state of the art. Looks like a fancy creature. The outside doesn't look like a bolt. No. At all. Like the cancer center beside a hospital.

It doesn't. It doesn't look like a cancer center. It's like a radiology. A bad news is delivered. Children get the worst news there. Yes. I'm not going to let you guys ruin this for me. I'm very excited about this.

You'll have fun at the cancer center? No, no. We're going to have the best time, and you're going to have the best time, but that does not look like a bolt. I've had to deal with these guys playing at at a at like a mls stadium yeah so like but this is they're still that's just a that's their new headquarters yeah right headquarters but cancer is no that's where all their training and right they're still playing at someone else's stadium no it's shared uh it's shared i'm pretty sure that's the Rams stadium. I think I had a pap smear there.

Yeah, you went all the way to San Diego for that. Escondido is where I get them done. Did Colton give you a sentence? He did. Should we do the sentence now? I would love sentence reveal. All right. Sentence reveal. And you have the sentence.

I have the sentence. All right. TJ, can you play some epic fucking music royalty free? Okay. Thank you, Teach. Okay, I got it. Okay. You ready, Shane? Am I supposed to say it?

Yeah. Will I get shot by that if I don't? No, but say it dramatically. Let me hear the music. Yeah, get into the mood. Pretend you're at the pole. There's no volume in this headset. There was nothing playing when you put them all together.

Yeah, it was weird timing. Yeah. I think the music's back on. You told him to play. You want to try? Yeah, try again. You don't hear it? Okay, no, nothing.

There's nothing. Oh, yeah, Sam was supposed to fix that. Yeah. Okay. Slippery surfaces are scary. While banana peels Are scarier Okay you were close Slippery surfaces are dangerous

But banana peels are far worse Not close Close-ish Where do we think it fell apart Second person I don't even know whose sentence was that It was Sam's That was good though Shane Thank you second person. I don't even know whose sentence was that. It was Sam's. Sam's.

Yeah. That was good, though, Shane. You did good. Thank you. Everyone get excited for Shane and the Bolt. The Bolt. This is about the max excited I'll be. I'm very excited for Shane.

I'm excited for you. Because if you're a Chargers fan, you don't get a lot. People look at you kind of weird. You'll probably come out of there with, like, 18 months to live. I don't know if they look at me weird. No, I think everyone does. No, I mean, it's just, like, I don't think, it's not like the Bears or, like, the Lions where people feel bad for you.

We get to beat that viral Chargers fan? We're just, like, we blow, like, we just blow everything. Yeah, right. It's not like we're a tortured franchise. No. Well, you kind of cursed. You're a cursed franchise, not tortured. They have no Super Bowls.

I saw them play in a Super Bowl. Also, KB, they had... Yeah, they lost by like 35. It was one of the worst games I've ever seen in my life. The San Diego Chargers... That game, the Super Bowl was horrible. Yeah, had a season where they had the number one ranked offense and the number one ranked defense and didn't make the playoffs.

Yep. That's almost impossible. What was this with? Tomlinson? Yeah, Phil Rivers. And then we lost the AFC Championship game. This was, like, when I was really young, so I don't remember the players. We intercepted on defense against the Patriots,

and then the guy who intercepted it fumbled it back to the Patriots. Oh, and also you had Phil Rivers tore an ACL game. And he played on it. Yeah. And LT played on, like, a high ankle sprain. Yeah. Do you think the uniforms are too good that they don't get enough attention for being dysfunctional and bad?

They do, yeah. The uniforms were worse. The uniforms saved them a little. I do kind of miss, like, the – what's the word I'm looking for? Just, like, the wearing the baby blues just like occasionally you think they're ever played i feel like it's kind of i won't say lost luster because like the best jersey but it's kind of like just like hyper inflated the old dark those were good too those were bad i love like the new dark ones with like the that they they break out once or

twice a year yeah and they're projected to be pretty bad this year. Oh, yeah. They're projected to be just under 500. But Harbaugh's going to fix everything. I love Harbaugh. Like, he's going to fix everything. I love Harbaugh. Ladd McConkie. Defense is going to be ass, but... It's okay.

Always is. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, thank you, Shane. Thank you, guys. Appreciate it. Yeah. That's Shane, PMT fan.

What do you think about my guys? I like your guys. I'd love to chill with your guys. They're good guys. Yeah. They walk around with their chest puffed out. No, you have them broken. But they're not broken because then they're like,

they're broken but they're also, they're like, we're big deals. I think they're when you're around. But they're also not broken when I'm around because they also get a lot. I don't get any big deal energy from them. No, I like that. I feel like a lot of people in that position would abuse the power. They seem very chill. You know, they're very chill.

They work their asses off. Those guys have to get after it on the weekend though, right? Yeah. Do they? Max. Oh, Max. Memes doesn't he kind of just plays video games shane is he's a weirdo he's he's never had an apple oh that's

the number what's up that is super weird yeah yeah um apple in my head is like default food when you think of food yeah he saw his first bus when he moved here what no is he is he from california no he's from upstate New York. He's from like middle of nowhere. He's got a school bus. Oh, that's like Apple Central. Oh, he'd never seen a school bus. Yeah.

No. Never seen a bus? Is that where apple seeds from? Yeah, I think so. That would be the craziest food to never have eaten. Yeah, never eaten it. Also, greyhounds go through the river. The bus thing is obviously not true.

No, he had never seen a bus. He lived where like obvious people lived. So what? Never seen a bus. No, he had never seen a bus. He lived where, like, obvious people lived. So what? Never seen a bus. How'd he get to school? Yeah. Tell him to get back in here. No, we don't need to...

This is not true. I mean, he'll tell you. I like the mystery. All right, let's see who's getting wet. Yeah, let's spin that wheel. Oh, it might not be wet, though. 50-50. Thank you.

Say one. Go. Oh. So it's wet. It's wet. It's wet. It's wet. Wait. It's wet. It's wet. It's wet. How many people did we have in the six, seven?

We had. So that's Hannah. Oh, the wheel's made. Oh, wow. All right. Shane, they don't believe me when I said you never had an Apple and you saw your first bus. Apple, we're fine. Apple, yeah. We don't and you saw your first bus. Apple, we're fine. Apple, yeah.

We don't believe you saw your first bus when you moved here. No, I'm not fine with Apple. Yeah, right? That's not true. I'm fine with Apple. The bus thing is a lie. He's from New York. Look at him.

I'm from upstate New York. He knows that it's not true. Like public transportation bus. You've seen a school bus? You ever seen a school bus? Ever seen a school bus? I've seen a school bus. What was the original thing that made this happen?

Well, I'm from upstate New York Like a very, very tiny town And like I never had Before I moved to New York City for work I never had like Chipotle or Chick-fil-A That's fine Yeah Apple you gotta actively avoid

From birth to adulthood I've accidentally had Apple orchards You're right Upstate New York is apple heaven right So you're like Get that apple away from me No no no no

Especially upstate New York There's a lot of apple orchards Well yeah And I live like I live like on the Vermont border too so Yeah So it was weird that you didn't have that Where'd you live?

It was weird It's a really small town You wouldn't have heard of it I might have I worked near there It's called Whitehall Yeah I worked in Glens Falls Whoa No way hey whoa no way are there buses up there queensberry yes

yeah yeah apples that's crazy um they're yeah they're our our fun fact about my town is our town animal is sasquatch it's a protected species oh wow we have like uh every summer we have the sasquatch fest it's called something like that. They do, like, there was a cop that had, like, a famous sighting, and he, like, judges, like, a Sasquatch calling contest. That's very cool. So had seen Sasquatch, never had an apple. Correct.

Sasquatch was, like, in my backyard. Yeah. Also birthplace of the Navy. What? How? Your town. Benedict Arnold made it, and the Erie Canal cuts right through the town, and, like, he used the Navy. What? How? Benedict Arnold made it in the Erie Canal, cut straight through the town

and he used the bay to make ships with the First Navy. Benedict Arnold's not a good guy. This was pre bad guy. Okay. It was near like Fort Ticonderoga. You're from the home of semen? The home of semen, correct. And being a traitor. Yeah.

Cool, dude. Alright, thank you, dude. All right. Thank you, Shane. Thank you. All right. This is a big-ass wheel. I'm not stressing. I'm not stressing.

So how many names do you think are on there? It's like 15, 10, 12. 20? Yeah, there they are. It was an honor, boys. This is going to end up where it's just everyone who we invited on gets... Yeah, all first, and it's just us. So are we making the person go out to get it? That was originally pitched, but I don't know.

Do we have the time? 1.30. TJ's off. That's weird. What could you do different? Without Titus here, I don't know who it could be. No. Let's go.

Well, you get the person wet, and they have to sit wet for the next 30 minutes. Maybe the final two have to go and see who can come back drenched first. Let's wait until we see the final two. They have to go. They have to go and see who can come back drenched first. Let's wait until we see the final two. They have to go in public. Well, we're not doing two wets. I mean, that's crazy. That's insane. Yeah, no, it's one person.

I did not sign up for that. We have 30 minutes left, so they can just stay wet. Stay wet. We usually end the show with the wet. Oh, they just sit in their wetness. Yeah. I'm not worried but I'm not none of us have been

you should not worry yet yeah I know but we're eliminating all the people that aren't right you should not be worried yet I understand there you go

thanks guys are there still tickets for tonight a few okay so we are we are we sold pretty well Thanks, Dan. Nick. Thanks, guys. Are there still tickets for tonight? A few. Okay. We sold pretty well. Che is going to be performing stand-up. Yes.

Okay. Oh. Oh. And I saw he is going to do his Skittles bit. Oh, yes. Yes. Guaranteed. Let's go. All right, there's one name on here that I don't know if we should.

Right? Yeah. Well, just don't worry about that yet either. We'll worry about that later. Yeah, the wheel's got to hopefully have our back. Yeah. Because, yeah. Yeah, the chat's already cheering.

Oh, of course the chat is. Don't worry, guys. I'll step in if that's the case. Shane. Happy for Shane. We're going to go see that fucking hospital that he's so excited about. That didn't look anything like a lightning bolt. No.

No. Nothing. All right, we might need to just take her out now. It's a 20% chance. 25% chance. Wheels being real fresh. Stop. 33% chance.

12. Stop! Stop! 33%. Well, maybe these three just do something to go. Oh. Oh, boy. This might be the most lopsided video ever. Who do you want? Oh, my God. Who do you want us to get wet? The most lopsided

wheel you could ever create. Oh boy. Oh boy. Put up a pole. Put up a pole. This is so good. This is some Tom Green. All right.

Come on, Huey. Let's go. Piss on the table. Oh, boys. Oh, he came. All right, 1-1, Huey. Do you know what's at stake? Sit down.

Should we get Hannah in here? Probably. I should go talk to her. Yeah. Do you want me to just volunteer? No. You can't. The wheel will not let you.

All right, 2-1, Hannah. That's what we need. Don't get excited. 2-1, Hannah So we can overrule the wheel every now and then You shush your shush your mouth right now the wheels sitting right there three no Nick yeah, yeah, dude it to oh shit. What if we just said you can't do it? Dude, I'm taking them. I'm falling on the sword. I know you are, Huey. You're a good man. There you go. No, it's not!

Oh, you guys, stop doing that! We're getting! You fucking idiot! No, no, no, no! Okay, alright. Yeah, that's bad. Yeah! What if Huey just got wet?

I can run. Cause you're gonna have to eventually go against the damn thing anyway, or you're not gonna- Alright. Alright, three, three. And right. All right, 3-3. All right. 3-3. Let's pause. We got to pause and plan. This is the biggest game

in the history of the wheel. So why are we prepared? Yeah, here's the plan. I mean, I get a job because of the wheel. That's true. Here's the plan. Here's the plan.

Someone here, if it doesn't go our way here, someone here should go talk to the non-Huey part of the wheel. I'm thinking someone who might have the same genitals. Yeah. Should go talk. Agreed. Brandon?

That would be simple. I don't think I can. Okay. I don't think. We didn't think this would happen. No. We could all send Che. Send Che.

This is all Mincy's fault. It's all Mincy's fault. He's literally talked to Hannah more than anyone in this office. Yeah, and we told him he couldn't come on the show, and that's what he did. Okay. So where are you going, Nick? No. Listen, the wheel

is just. Remember the wheel is just. It's not the wheel is just for the chat. It's not the wheel is just for us. It's just the wheel is just in general. We have 10 million people watching. I think the wheel I think the wheel will come through for us

in our time of need. Without question. I think this is all for naught. This is your responsibility. Shut up. Changing subject. Che, what time is the comedy show tonight?

Seven? Good question. I don't know. I thought it was eight, but maybe seven. All right. That's the yak. He's backfired badly. Eight o'clock central.

We're going to get so many L's If it ends up being Hannah's name here And then Huey has to go get wet People might unsubscribe till we get zero But it's not us It's the wheel You have to respect it if you're the chat Okay Why doesn't Kate pick when it spins?

I don't want this on me. I don't want this on me. All right, all right, all right. All right, all right. Thank God. I told you. Go, get low. Heel off.

Woo-hoo. I told you the wheel would come through for us. HR slide. I told you the wheel would come through. Hannah's just sitting upstairs, has no idea what's going on. Hannah would be game. She'd be cool with it. Somebody could have n if I did.

Hannah! Come here! You survived! Did I? Yes! What would have happened? Well, we were planning. Oh, you were?

Oh, so you were watching? Yeah. What were you planning? Good, good. Hold on. Okay. Sorry. were watching yeah okay what were you planning good good um hold on okay sorry so it was a difficult decision because committing to the bit is a good thing um but jacob my strong soldier was saying that he would volunteer yeah if needed yeah and that's not on our hands the chat would

not have accepted that yeah Yeah, that's fine. I would have had to do what's needed of me. I think what my plan was going to be was we get you like, we find you the biggest sweatshirt and you just go get wet. Okay. That would have been good, right? We didn't think about it, yeah.

An old-timey scuba suit. Yeah, and then they can't say anything about that that's true they can't but you would have done it there it is so chat just missed yeah sucks too bad but the wheel did have my back the wheel had your back i knew it would i do have faith in the wheel also this is all mincy's fault yeah mincy that guy he talk to him he talks to you non-stop that was crazy non-stop say the sentence though uh yeah wait what did you what were you told uh oh i need to search the files okay quickly access oh wait can i say it now yeah yeah okay no no it's not a trick slippery Slippery surfaces are scary, but banana peels are worse.

Ah, you got it wrong, which means you got to get wet. But the wet, but, but, but. The slippery surfaces are dangerous, but banana peels are far worse. Oh. It got screwed up somewhere. Dang. Probably with Mincy. That was probably exactly right.

That's fair. I thought he made it up. Sam made it up. screwed up somewhere dang probably with mincy that was probably exactly that's fair i thought he made it up uh sam made it up so it was like fourth or you were like the fourth person okay um well thank you for uh being a team player hannah yeah thanks thanks guys yeah happy to be dry yes we all are yes except for huey don't he's gonna get don't say what don't say this but what do you think about that? Just start at the... Yeah, I think you should do it.

I think Jerry would do a good job. What are you doing? I've got to talk to Jerry after this. Why do you do this during the show? He just sent it to me right now. We can say it. Brandon has not decided decided this he has to find out more details but there's a potential for tommy on jerry after dark yeah he said what are the chances tommy coming on jerry after dark next tuesday oh yeah that would be amazing what time does he go to

sleep uh tell jerry i said yeah but brandon is doing the correct father thing of asking what. I got to know what's going on. Wait, Jerry didn't say what it was? No. He didn't say. He just said, can Tommy come and play? Jerry walked up to Brandon's house and said, can Tommy come out to play? Oh, I have something for you, KB.

You're going to love. What do you got? A fact or a thing? Ready for this? You ready for this? Go ahead put it up TJ Let's see how fast you can do this I like that you'd love a fact

Let's see how fast you can do this KB Oh I can't see the screen Okay Alright KB Wait take it off. Oh. Yeah, I already saw it.

All right. Ready? Okay. KB. Five things are wrong about this map. Oh, okay. Right off the bat. Idaho's panhandle is too long and skinny.

Okay. Okay. Done. You guys all have it? Oh, yeah. Wisconsin is combined with the Upper Peninsula. Yep. West Virginia and Virginia.

Yep. Delaware and Maryland. And. Ooh. What are we? Oh, Vermont and New Hampshire. There it is is i love that yeah yeah i saw it i actually wasn't done i passed it on instagram and i was like i would love this because i stared at it for like maybe five minutes i was like i don't see anything yeah virginia west virginia jumped out it's a big blob it's the weirdest shape. Yeah.

The Wisconsin one I got because that is. I probably could have sat here for the next two weeks and not gotten the Maryland, Delaware. Same. I still don't know it even though they said it. Huey, you're wet. Oh, yeah. Oh, hey. Wet as a bone.

Yeah. I just look like I pissed myself. What's wet as a bone? Like if you eat a wing. Also, aren't our bones wet, right? Yeah, my just look like I pissed myself. What is a bone? Like if you eat a wing. Also, aren't our bones wet? Yeah, my bones are soaked. If I took a bone out of you, it would be wet. Well, isn't there a saying called dry as a bone? That makes way less sense.

A bone in the desert, I guess. Dry as a bone in the desert. All right. What'd you learn from that experience? Life's not fair. Well, that was fair. The wheel. You're right, it is. I don't was fair. The wheel. You're right.

It is. I don't know. I'm fine. It was fun. Do you think you got wet enough? That was what I was thinking is, are you guys going to make me do this again? No, you're wet. Okay.

All right. Yeah. It was underwhelming, I feel like, compared to what I was going up against. Were you afraid that... No, the chat's probably loving this right yeah yeah they're always in gray sweats oh i could tell it was religion they're barking for it this is what this is what they wanted now a lot of companies will have the monitors and it because they're punched through

yes um huey are you excited for grit week yeah yeah i'm fucking stoked you're gonna be on on the road with the boys yeah i have no fucking clue what to expect you've never seen one before no i mean yeah but like this week you know this week specifically uh where whatever however it's gonna work out it's just yeah a roller coaster so i'm excited to just see you out in the wild yeah i just can't wait to just meet random people and see how they think of me what's your go-to meal at a restaurant man i mean anything yeah i mean like i love depends where we're at you know american diner i mean just give me a burger yeah Yeah. I don't need anything fancy. What type of burger?

Cheese. Smash. Pick. It depends on the restaurant. Every restaurant has their specialty. I like what they do best. So it depends on where I'm going, what they specialize in. What's your favorite meal at home? I guess my go-to is mac and cheese.

Just because it's easy I can mix it up Do it different ways White cheddar Yellow cheddar That's it? Yeah A lot of different ways

Yeah, we can put one in the oven Stove top We're getting crazy Four different ways White cheddar, yellow cheddar Three cheese I don't know what else you would do Yeah, I agree with you.

Crumb town. I'm not disagreeing. I could choose a food that's perfect as is and add-ons don't do much for it. Correct. Yeah. I think add-ons. Give me what add-ons do you like? Bread crumbs.

Bread crumbs. You throw bacon in there. I throw a little green onion. Macaroni cheese is so perfect it's great by itself, but any add-on also is great. Hot dog pieces. Anything. I've done that before. Yeah. Kate's been poor.

I mean, chicken tenders is like the go-to with mac and cheese, but that sounds like I'm a seven. That is a child's... That's alright. You like what you like. Don't be ashamed about that. Alright. Alright. Thank you, Huey. You're welcome. Good job. Thank you. Wet-ass Huey. Thank you.

Thank you for everything. You want to do the high noon ad read? Yeah. And then, Klemmer, do you want to do the gauntlet? You've never done it? I'd love to. I've never done it. Yes. Okay.

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100 calories, is gluten-free, and has no added sugar. Visit highnoonspirits.com to find a pack near you. So what's like a good time for you? Like three, four, like what's a good time? Sub three. What's like a bad time? That's probably more likely to happen to me. What's a time you're like, what the's a bad time? That's probably more likely to happen to me.

What's a time you're like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Anything over six. Olsen came at TJ today. Greg Olsen. Greg Olsen did come at TJ. Yes, TJ. And some are saying rightfully so. If I could type as fast as the person could talk, everybody would have a better time.

Oh! Also, he's the only person that has run their gauntlet twice in one day. Oh! One-nothing Hitchings. Jay is struggling with that table. We should do a graphic of just all the famous guests, too, because I feel like that's getting, like, Cutler hit me up and was like, I got gotta do the

gauntlet after i saw the graphic yesterday what are the notable runs there who is that greg olson's the best athlete run outsider run so pat bev did like a four and a half yeah oh the end notables are cam newton sketch people that way is jeffy go of the worst time ever yes because he couldn't hit the three right correct okay what's his time nine nine thirty all right i don't i don't want to do that no if you do that it will be very bad disaster yes i mean i kind of already like i did you know i did most of one already when i was competing against mincy and i didn't i think i did like i didn't come anywhere near that i mean i beat mincy so dude our boys on the O's

are struggling they're bad three out of their last ten they're about to blow it in the ninth no no no no don't tell you that

yeah that's my pick of the day I was going for six in a row what was your pick Orioles run line oh they're not fuck that's not happening

oh my did they get out of this fuck they were up yeah they were up six they were up six nothing yeah six nothing oh six one in the eighth that sucks fuck Fuck. They were up. Yeah, they were up 6. They were up 6-0. Yeah, 6-0. 6-1 in the eighth.

That sucks. Fuck. They need to go and trade for Mason Miller. That's what they fucking need to do. Get a real closer in there. That's what I keep saying. Yeah, you have said that, Kate. I do.

I say it a lot. Man. It's driving me nuts. Che, what time's the show tonight? Che, what time's the show tonight? Che, what time's the show tonight? The door is at 7. The door is at 7. The door is at 7, starts at 8.

Come on, Scott. They got a good little bar scene in there. Yeah, it's fun. Get in there early, have some drinks, mingle it up. Bars across the street. It's fun. I'm bummed I'm missing this. This sucks. I haven't been there.

It was like a fun time. Yeah. It's always a blast. Yeah. I'm excited to see how all the boys do hey you got all the chicago guys tonight yeah and they're so they're all coming out at once uh they are all coming out at once but i believe they're also all doing five minutes so they're going to intro everybody thank everybody for coming and then solo five solo five i love it

that's gonna be great are you liking it Nick no no no I will never do it you did it once in New York yeah yeah yeah and I heard you were really good thanks man

of course he was really good yes I know he's very funny he's like the funniest one of the funniest people I've ever met he's not the funniest he is the funniest person I've ever seen

in my entire life probably yeah that is true no no maybe no no no no no no please don't do that Nicky fucking Clicky please don't fucking is true no no no no no no no no no no please don't fucking clicky please don't fucking do that uh no no no no it's it's no we're verbally tickling you hey i loved uh that clip of anus uh no no no no no no no no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah, chill.

What? Talk about Lone Wigger. The sharpshooter. Two-time Olympic champ. Did you guys see the stat that John Rich found? No. The soccer one? Oh, my God, yes. In 1904, U.S. soccer won a silver medal, but then there's an asterisk,

and there were three teams that competed, and two out of three were U.S. This was in St. Louis when only so many teams showed up. There's a lot of fun facts. So that's our highest finish ever. Yes. We couldn't have finished any worse. In the West Virginia State Science Fair, I came in second,

and I was the only person in the category because I didn't meet the point threshold for first place. I also have a fun one for you, KB. I'll give one to Clummer. Okay. UTSA this year. Football team. Yeah.

Did you see it? No. They are playing every single Owl team. Rice. Wow. Temple. Kennesaw State. Rice.

Florida Atlantic and Temple. Oh, there's four? They're running the Owl gauntlet. Wow. That's amazing. Incredible. I love that shit. Hopefully they aren't a Tootsie Pop, dude.

Oh. Shit. They get destroyed. They go on for this. You have to rename themselves. The Tootsie Pops. All right, Clemmer, you're up. Okay.

I think he's going to be good. Yeah, I think he's going to do better than. I think he's going to struggle with the threes. I think soccer will get him. I don't know if he has a boot. Is he athletic at all? I don't know if I've ever seen him. We've seen him compete against

Mintz. He's definitely competitive. He can move. Okay. I'd be surprised if he don't break. He really is like just A 1950s man Yes In just every way

Alright you ready? Let's do it No No no Thanks for watching Three Two One Go Here he goes Three, two, one, go!

Here he goes. Oh no. Oh boy. Oh no. Jesus. Weird for Clemory, he seems a little uptight. Yeah. Yeah, I. Jesus. Weird for Clemory. He seems a little uptight. Yeah. Yeah, I love it.

Panic's starting to set in a little bit. He got it. Oh, that jumped over. Oh, yeah. He's got no bend to his arm. This is bad. Folks, we're on bad alert. we're on bad alert we're on bad alert has anybody has anybody taken a yes oh there it is all right this is huge you can make up some time here oh that wasn't bad nope oh oh oh mouse oh he's seeing the ball well. Oh, yeah.

Oh, boy. Oh, he's seeing the ball well. Oh, no. This is going to be a while. Oh, no. He had the open goal there. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, oh no. Oh I can hit like hickey milkers That's a throw

That's quite a throw There it is He's doing okay Yeah this is where we might get in trouble though Oh yeah yeah That's tough. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Ew. Clumber. Whoa. This is going to be a shocking time if you can get this. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Clumber. Oh, my God.

Oh, he's got this. Crush this. All right. Capital one. All right. Capital One. Astros. All right. C-A-P-O-A-L. Yeah.

Rangers. Uh, what? Poodle. No, that's not right uh i don't know what that means uh live action movie stay in texas uh zoolander meet the parents the man only knows baseball yeah something about mary Something about Mary. Get back in Texas. NBA, NFL? Yeah, Spurs.

There you go. Oh, boy. Oh, no. Oh, there it is. Rockets. Yeah. Fat. Oh.

Chill. Zoo enter again. That's got to be up there. You're spelling it wrong. No, fuck no. Credit card company. Oh, T. That's got to be up there. You're spelling it wrong. No. Credit card company. T.Y. Hilton. Reggie Wayne.

All right. Time. 3.28. You forgot about the Dallas Cowboys. The fucking goddamn. Cowboys and the Texans. The stupid Cornhole got me. Cornhole got you. That was at 44 seconds.

I thought that was going to be one of the worst times ever when you started. Man, I would have done a lot better if it wasn't for that damn cornhole. I've always been bad at cornhole, though. Why did that sound like a Scooby-Doo ending line? If it hadn't been for that damn cornhole. I would have done much better if it wasn't for that damn cornhole. I'm shocked Zoolander's not on there. That's crazy.

All right. Maybe if you said it one more'm shocked Zoolander's not on there. That's crazy. All right. Maybe if you said it one more time. Zoolander. Zoolander did worse than Along Comes Polly. I just don't believe that. All right. Man.

That is surprising. I almost think it's not even true. I almost think they're wrong. Oh, Zoolander was a big DVD movie. Didn't it make all of my crazy? It didn't make them wrong. Now I'm inander was a big DVD movie. Didn't it make Otter Mike crazy? Didn't make him wrong.

Now I'm going to look. It wasn't for the whole family like the other ones. It's true. It's true. All right.

All right, that's not bad, right? Is it okay? Who's somebody that he's beaten that he could hang his hat on? Yeah.

Gunnar Henderson. Gunnar Henderson, yeah. No, Zoolander, $45 million. He's hung up on Zoolander. All right. Yeah. Gunnar Henderson. Gunnar Henderson, yeah. No, Zoolander, 45 million. That's it. He's hung up on Zoolander. All right.

You beat Gunnar Henderson. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. I'll take that. And Danny Conrad. I beat Francis. Yeah. He always brags about his athletic prowess.

Yep. All right. He does do that a lot. I'll take that. Okay. Still tickets to tonight. Yeah. Go watch Rat Race. It was a lot of fun take that um okay still tickets to tonight yeah go watch rat race it was a lot of fun yes thank you uh we were the four of us were in it yeah it was very very fun um great video

great job clemmer and clemmer i'll say this so when are you coming back i don't know i'm i don't know i don't have any plans to come back necessarily. But I hope to have at least three purple hats by the end of the month. I'm going to say don't come back unless you have five hats. Okay. Five new hats. I'll do my best. I think that's fair, right?

Five new hats? I don't know if I'm going to be asked. You said I'll do my best. I don't think you heard what he said. Don't come back until you have five new hats. Sometimes, like, okay. Okay. You're going to New England. Yeah. So you should be able to get four. Well, I'm not going to stay. I'm they, like, okay. Okay. You're going to New England.

Yeah. So you should be able to get four. Well, I'm not going to stay. I'm not, like, I'm driving through Rhode Island. I'm driving through Connecticut. Although, I'm going to go to Connecticut via, I'm not going to Vermont. I'm not going to Maine.

Don't come back until you have five new hats. Okay. I think that's fair, right? In this office? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Five. Yeah. All right. He can get five. Easily. In this office? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Five. Yeah.

All right. He can get five. Easily. In a day. Five. Yeah, man. And you said you're going to go to Miller Park, so you'll... I don't know.

I was going to go to Miller Park when I come back here. You really should be considered behind pace now. Like, I'm... Yeah. You only got six hats. Oh, six. Yeah. Six hats.

I think that's good. If you get five... Yeah. Before you have to come back here for work... Yeah. ...Brandon and you will go to a Brewers game. I don't want to go with Brandon. In box seats.

I don't want to go with Brandon. Can I go with somebody else? No, you can go with Brandon. You would love to take in a baseball game with me. Yeah, you would. We like each other's baseball company. Yeah, it's the only time you are very – I enjoy baseball with you. Everything else, right.

Correct. Do you talk about how much food you ate today? Talk about that for a second. Wait, what? So they brought in lunch today for the alley, which was very good. Mediterranean was fantastic. Oh, that was the email was for you? No, it wasn't for me.

I ordered my lunch. No, but you ate the Mediterranean food. This is so fucked up. They hadn't even put it out yet. I ordered my lunch. They were in the middle of putting it out. And he's like unwrapping it. He's digging in. I was helping him unwrap it. So weird and gross hadn't even put it out yet. I ordered my lunch. They were in the middle of putting it out. And he's like unwrapping it. He's digging in.

I was helping him unwrap it. So weird and gross. I helped put it out. And then. Did you do this? And then a half hour later, I see him with a big Chick-fil-A bag. He's like, this is my lunch. Right, correct.

I helped put it out. I didn't eat none of that. You walked away with a bowl, you lying fuck. You provide proof of that. Your sister saw. You do it. My sister doesn't even work here anymore. I guess she does.

You ate a bowl? I'm not a good liar. You ate a bowl? You're a bad liar. You had a bowl before anyone else could have any. I had the first bowl. I did. So I walked in there and she was unwrapping it.

So I did help her take it out and put it out. You helped her take it out. No, you walked away. It was still putting shit out and you walked away with your food. You weren't helping them. I did help them take it out and put it out. You helped her take it out. No, you walked away. It was still putting shit out, and you walked away with your food. You weren't helping them. I did help them. You helped yourself. A lot of fucking food.

Ask Caitlin if I helped put stuff on the – I helped them put it out there, and then as I was finishing up helping, I grabbed a bowl and made myself – So then why the Chick-fil-A? Huh? Then why the Chick-fil-A? Because I didn't know we were going to have free lunch, and I didn't even eat the Chick-fil-A. They said it's free lunch in the email.

They said that. I didn't check my email. I didn't know we were going to have free lunch. I was on Mostly Sports. I walked out of Mostly Sports. There was lunch there, so I ate it. And then I had already ordered my Chick-fil-A, so I didn't eat my Chick-fil-A. So you're trying to make fun of me, but I didn't even eat the Chick-fil-A.

There's a full Chick-fil-A sandwich in my office. That's what you're going to eat the second we get off. In my office. I'm eating it in the ride home, yeah. Yeah. I'm going even eat the Chick-fil-A. There's a full Chick-fil-A sandwich in my office. I'm eating it on the ride home. Yeah. I'm going to eat it on the ride home. Sure am. Yeah. He shouldn't shame you for that. Why is he all up in my business?

I don't know. Tell him to put his weight up. While they're trying to put out, they're really bringing stuff out. And as they're doing, you've got a big fork. You were getting in their way. I'm going to get his weight up. Get your weight up. Get your weight up. Get your weight up, not your hate up.

Not your hate up. Yeah. I'm much better at the hate than the weight up. Yeah. My weight up. You've got to say, Brandon. Are you a people hate and weight? You're a perfectly proportionate.

Yeah, he is. You should not lose a pound. I think I've got to get my hate up. You're a perfect hate and weight. So you can eat more? Yeah, I've got to get my hate up. Yeah, I is. You should not lose a pound. I think I got to get my hate up. You're a perfect hate and weight. So you could eat more? Yeah, I got to get my hate up because, yeah, I don't know. My hate isn't equal to my weight. I think your one-to-one hate's a weight.

You might be one-to-one. I'm perfectly proportioned, so I'm good. I got to figure it out. I'm not. I'm out of whack. You're like 10-to-one. Yes, hate's weight. Do we have a scale over there?

I got to see if I've lost a pound. Yeah, we do. What do you think you are? A pound? Well, I was 274 when I started to 1. Yes. Do we have a scale over there? I've got to see if I've lost a pound. Yeah, we do. What do you think you are? A pound? Well, I was 274 when I started. Oh! No. Wait.

That was reflex. That was as natural as it comes. All instant. Did you puke a little there I think you said you're waiting so when you started I project the nurse you make the nurse puke

I just said a number. Puking everywhere. Alright, well good luck tonight, Che. I won't be here tomorrow. Thank you. Are you going to allow them to play clips tomorrow? Make sure they have video. I gotta save it for my tour. Alright, TJ, can you send me the clips

for my personal file? Yep. Thank you. I just want to watch them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll just watch the act tomorrow. You like laughing? Yeah, we'll also need clips of, like, White Sox Day 2. Yeah.

Yeah. Remember when you thought that that woman didn't know me on the bus? She didn't know you. She sniffed around that something was happening. I think she asked the producer, who's that? And she said, that's Big Cat. She asked for pictures. And she goes, are you Big Cat?

No. You see how happy she was taking that picture? You see how mad Randy was? She was not happy. She was ecstatic. Randy was so mad. He was glowing. You weren't on the bus.

I saw the footage. You didn't feel the interaction. I felt the interaction. You were furious. You thought you had me. For most of that bus ride, I did have you. Yeah, but you didn't Okay see everyone tomorrow

Do a Yankee swap It's the act It's the act See you tomorrow. Bye. Love you. Bye.